My eybo@r i mi$$in it$ omerow

I ut bout ti eybo@r, ee? It% coo1 eybor or it wou1 , but it omerow i mi$$in. Ti me$ it extreme1y iicu1t to type.

i$tory[edit | edit source]

I @m not $ure ow ti$ eybo@r c@me into bein or w@t it$ i$tory i$, exct1y. owever, I @$$ume t@t it w$ cre@te by $omeone wo ecie to p1@y @ very crzy prctic@1 oe on te u$er by removin 11 o te omerow ey. Wt @ ouceb@!

I ce CompU n tey i tt I ou return te eybor oon poibe o tt it cou be ixe by omeone wit @ experti$e in eybor. I me@n, ow o you et experti$e in eybor, nyow? ow uce up i tt?

Te eybor i Compq eybo@r. It i bc wit wite etter n i, to be ir, very nice eybor. It min w i immeitey pprent, owever, ince it entire omerow i miin. It i umey 2007 eybor, ince I ut bout te mn tin, but wo now? It mit ve been me in te 1400 by enie nme eore wo w orce to oow te commn o i mter wo i "Me me uee eybo@r by removin o te omerow!"

Ue[edit | edit source]

Te eybor ite i not competey uee. It cn ti type ome wor witout w, uc row, tower, core, tree, more, Zorro, Pot, n Qwerty. owever, it cnnot write ome wor wic ue te entire omerow, imitin it biity n ue.

I o enoy ti$ eybor very muc, no m@tter ow u$ee$$ it m@y be . Per@pp$ I $ou1 et @noter one, but t@t wou1 be no un t . Inte, I tin I wi continue to write ti wy, ut or it n ie.

Wt to o i your eybo@r i miin it omerow[edit | edit source]

ont pnic! Te bet tin to o i to reize tt ti i not your ut n you c@nnot be e ibe or ny etruction cue by ti eybor n it miin ey. Inte, put you're in te poition o te poor eybor, n try to unertn ow it mut ee to be in ti wr poition. O, te me it mut now ee! Now o you uner$t@n? @ 1e@$t it$ better t@n @vin your top row mi$$in, rit? t et you ve cce to te etter T n E. Te on1y 1etter you're mi$$in @re , , & .

Te Roe o O$c@r Wi1e[edit | edit source]

T@t b@$t@r O$c@r Wi1e ucin ruine my eybo@r!!!!!!!

$ee @|$o[edit | edit source]

VIN NO EYBOR OMEROW MEN I VE TO UE TE IT EY TO TYPE IN CP ti ipoint me

ti i it[edit | edit source]

“In soviet russia, text smalls you!”
~ Russian Reversal on Small Text

Small text is a powerful weapon that King James invented to hurt people's eyes, and was first used when he wrote the Bible, and lead to the use of the saying "AGH MY EYES". Since then, small text has become quite commonplace. A close neighbor of small text is really small text. There is also really big text.

Uses[edit | edit source]

Small text on a roadsign

Small text is a common device used to cause vision loss and blindness in large books, such as an encyclopedia, or the Bible. It proved very effective for many centuries in countries where the reading of the Bible was required. A unique form of masochism evolved as the practice of reading the Bible, and such people to this day are referred to as Catholics or Evangelicals.

Fine Print[edit | edit source]

In the field of law, small text is called fine print, and is used by lawyers to disguise what is written. Since many people cannot read small text, this is perceived a good way to add something like "I give my house to Microsoft" to a contract. I did your mum last night and you will never know, because you cannot read this!

What to do if you have been affected by small text[edit | edit source]

This is what happens when you read really small text!!

If you believe you may have been affected by small text, immediately drop what you are doing, and run around screaming in circles for several minutes. The damage to the eyes can also be remedied by immediate contact with salt. If the above two are unsuccessful, fall to your knees and pray to penis, or Kayla for salvation.