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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17

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Bar Refaeli and Rotem Sela, two Israeli supermodels, waiting for their girlfriend, Gal Gadot.

BAR: I just hate this Gal.

ROTEM: I know... She has to be so perfect. I mean, she's a gal and her name is also Gal.

BAR: Yeah! How lame it that?

ROTEM: Did you know I starred in that Zohan movie way before she became Wonder Woman?

BAR: Wow. I didn't know that. Did you get to kiss Adam Sandler? (Full script...)

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