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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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Lord Sauron, 1st Earl of Hertfordshire, KG, GCMG, PC (∞ BC – 28 May 1896), known as The Dark Lord of Mordor before 1861, was an English Conservative politician who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in the mid-19th century. He is well remembered in the United Kingdom as the first Prime Minister to exist solely as a manifestation of pure evil, a tradition that has since been continued by subsequent Conservative politicians. Details of Lord Sauron's past are sketchy at best, it was rumoured that he served as an officer in the Crimean War, where he would famously hurl Cossacks 20ft in the air with a giant iron mace, but these feats are likely fictionalised, as there is no reputable evidence that Cossacks actually exist. Sauron first arrived on the British mainland in 1861. He was drawn to the island, so the legend goes, because he mistook the inhabitant's unusual facial characteristics for that of the orcs of his homeland. (Full article...) Recently featured: The Larry Sanders Show · Woody Allen · Lord Sauron Archive · Vote for featured articles You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries {{Anniv}}	edit Recent news: Trick or treat! First look at Michael Myers mask in Halloween 2018 (Pictured) Small man with a big footprint: Verne Troyer, Mini-Me, dies Benjamin Netanyahu revokes Natalie Portman's Jewishness after award snub You know Avicii? he made the song that went Dum dum du du du dum? Yeah, he's dead Barbara Bush dies, her last words: "Why, Jeb, why?" UnNews remembers Night Court star Harry Anderson Michael Cohen's mystery client is Sean Hannity R. Lee Ermey dies! Don't start blubbering, maggots! John Boehner celebrates 4/20 early Putin dumbfounded by concept of free speech, free blinis More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... that 69% percent of statistics contain sexual innuendo?
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