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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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A woman is not a womyn or a wyf or a wyfman. She is someone who has not decided to affiliate with feminism or Middle English in any way. She is probably very normal, but in an attempt to prove male dominance, only one out of ten (male) doctors agree with this assessment. For thousands of years, men have been searching for a final solution to the women problem. They have yet to execute any permanent measures and experts are beginning to admit grudgingly that women might be here to stay. Notable characteristics include chocolate blood, talking too much, 15 GHz multi-tasking capabilities, and an innate hunger for shopping. (Full article...) Recently featured: UnNews:Flat earthers 'do not exist' · Behemoth · UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall Archive · Vote for featured articles You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries {{Anniv}}	edit Recent news: You make me feel... Fox News: 9 out of 10 Aretha Franklins are Patti LaBelle Halloween soundtrack arrives in October Madonna is 60. Feel old yet? UnNews remembers Aretha Franklin (Pictured) TV's Mrs. Garrett dies at 92 Lordy, there are tapes! Trump would/wouldn't flip changes US history The Dark Knight: Ten years later Chevy Chase, Maryland to change name to Bill Murray Donald Trump farts A Saucerful of Secrets is 50 years old! Also Michael Jackson More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... that male vampires are delighted when the female vampire goes on her period?
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