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is the study of the craft of Comedy
is a communication system
for people to make other people realize how stupid some things are. Be they stupid people, places or things. Comedy is usually expressed by Comedians
which may be Canadians
, teams or troupes
. Animators and illustrators may also qualify as comedians, as their product serves the same purpose. Certainly, Propaganda
and laundry detergent
be funny, and serve as de facto comedy, but they are not officially
Internet comedy, called Lulz, was initially just about cats and a few other cute animals. It was introduced in the 1950s, with dogs introduced within a year, after much demand in the UK. It also used the terrestrial internet through ground-based modems. Later, high speed via overhead and/or underground wiring and then 3G were introduced. More recently in the 21st century, lulz has increasingly moved from analog to digital technology.
is a Southern US-themed
family style restaurant
that operates in North America
, particularly in the United States
. The chain has locations in 41 states with each business consisting of a restaurant and a country store that sells cheap junk that only your grandmother
would want to buy. The nostalgia of the "stuff" these folks peddle easily offsets the extremely poor and toxic quality of the goods. The food itself is fairly decent considering it is processed southern comfort food
. Cracker Barrels can be found along the fine Interstate Highways
of America: if you see an exit or interchange, chances are there's a Cracker Barrel lurking around the corner waiting to ambush unsuspecting travelers.
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"And yea, God did provide Happy Meals unto them, for they were the hungry 5000. And blessed were the free toys...And on the third day the burgers and fries were reheated and served again...and he saw that it was good. [McCheese 15:24]"
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was born in 1895
, and was like most people of that time: unfunny
, even though his parents
were stage performers
. Having a baby
didn't cramp their style. They just tied the youngster to a support beam or stuck him in a trunk offstage to keep him out of the way while they performed, until the day he lost the end of his finger in a wash wringer accident
. At age 21, Buster got sick of the vaudeville routine of getting hurled around by his skinny-ass father. He visited Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle's
"What is this, some kind of joke?"
The more you drink, the funnier this is • Comedy was invented by God when he created the Duck-billed Platypus? • A priest, a rabbi and a minister walked into a bar and ordered a drink. • Karl Marx is considered the father of Comedism. • In Poland, Polish jokes are just called jokes. • What is more disgusting than a pile of dead light bulbs? • Jesus is coming, so try and look busy. • No bumper stickers were harmed, making this list.