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 " Hello everyone! Today I want to talk about myself and how I ended up being a comedian!" |
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 " My sole mission in life is to make our fucking government look bad by making really funny jokes, but you guys laugh for no fucking reason as soon as I start talking..." |
| *Audience bursts into roaring laughter and applause. Pryor pauses dramatically.*
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 " Alright, stop laughing." |
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" Never mind. Let us begin... " |
"I was born in Peoria, Illinois... -"
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Then why are you BLACK?"
"...alright, ah, and I decided to become a comedian when -"
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Tell that to your momma."
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Alright, no more disturbance, I hope."
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Ok, since no one has anything to say, I was born in Peoria, Illinois-"
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Why the FUCK are you guys always interrupting me?! I know I'm funny but I'm being totally serious! TOTALLY FUCKING SERIOUS you get that?!!! Oh FUCK IT!!! ."
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Alright guys I'm sorry. I'm just, you know, getting so irritated at audiences laughing at everythi..."
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...ng I say or do, you know? It's all about the timing, eh?"
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Alright, so I was born in-"
*And thus comes the end to our beloved comedian's concert.*
