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Not since Pot v. Kettle has the Supreme Court presided over a more important case than Raccoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape. It held in its hands the rights of furries, superheroes, video game fanatics, Italians, airline travel, Furbies, giant anthropomorphic turtles, and bunnies that eat Dell computers. The pressure was intense. Sandra Day O'Connor is said to have fainted three times, and Antonin Scalia lost his lunch in the closing days. Guy Harris was disconsolate and took some time out to go surfing.

Beginning in Japan, civil rights issues abounded with the release of Super Mario World. Two separate camps emerged in the populace - the purists who favoured the Raccoon Tail for flight and those who preferred the new cape enhancement. These different sides clashed in small skirmishes at first, but the violence soon escalated into cataclysmic proportions. The streets of Tokyo were covered in dead racoon-suited and caped bodies alike. The death toll was said to be in the bagazillions. Obviously, something had to be done, and there was only one imaginary country that could handle it: Canada. (more...)


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  • If you need instructions on how get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

<option>*You kill innocent Toads by bashing bricks. (At least in Mario games.)</option>

  • If you need instructions on how get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

<option>*You kill innocent Toads by bashing bricks. (At least in Mario games.)</option>


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SUPER MARIO TEMPLATE
Protagonists MarioPrincess PeachToadYoshi
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Antagonists BowserBowser Jr.Donkey KongGoombaKoopalingsKoopa TroopaWarioWaluigi
Luigis Gay LuigiMama Luigi (Luigi's sojournMagic balloon)Weegee
Locations Mushroom KingdomAnother Castle®
Games Mario PartySuper Mario BrothersSuper Mario WorldMario Kart
Whatnot Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)Magic mushroomThat time I got pushed into bananas during my sojourn in Mario KartMariologyRaccoon Tail v. Super Mario CapeThe Mushroom Kingdom (band)