User:Carlb

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Sandskatchewan, Sasquatch's personal sandbox
Turn to Martha Stewart and ImClone for all your cloning needs!
These Dodge balls frickin' hurt!
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Allah's lowest prices. Always.
Encyclopaedia Brittanica, by international scholar Britney Spears

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Wolves rule Wolfe Island with an iron paw

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Carlb also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
ca-4 This user speaks Canajan, eh? at a near-native level.
en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
ju-E This user only speaks Joual canadien because it was a required course in school.
us-F This user got an F in American English and likes their native language better (if they have one).
vl-0 This user does not understand Valley girl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
cpp-N This user is a native speaker of C++.
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This user is a boy, and is made of slugs, and snails, and puppy dog tails.
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Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
5000 I have contributed 5000 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
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Carlb has been blocked from Uncyclopedia for misconduct. May its sad fate serve as a warning to others.
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Holder of the Cub Scout Uncyclopedia Proficiency Badge
Writer of the Month Award Writer of the Month July 2005

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Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.

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