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For those obsessed with experts, Uncyclopedia has an article about: Folding@home.

Stanford University's Folding@home project uses distributed computing to simulate and analyze the folding of proteins to research their role in many diseases, such as Alzheimer's, Mad Cow (BSE), CJD, ALS, Huntington's, Parkinson's disease, and many cancers and cancer-related syndromes.

You can be an hero to all humankind without lifting a finger. All you need to do is run the software in the background. Whatever CPU power you don't need goes to good use, and the software gives the CPU up easily when you need it. Compete against each other and against other teams, all for a great cause.

How to Join[edit]

  1. Download the software and choose a user name. Use your Uncyclopedia name or some variation so we can recognize you from the site.
  2. Install and configure with your user name and the Uncyclopedia team number, which is 47797.
  3. Set it and forget it. Folding an individual work unit (WU) can take hours or days, depending on your computer and the size of the work unit.

Members may also opt to:

  • Include a F@H link in their signature like [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home|F@H]]
  • Add the {{F@HUser}} (bluegrey) and the {{F@Hbox|x}} (where 'x' = your points contributed) Babel-type templates to their User Page. {{F@HUserbox}} (red) is New!
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
1,500 I have contributed 1,500 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

  • Irreverent members may want to brag about their contributions to other teams by adding the {{F@Hother|x|team}} where 'x' = your points contributed and 'team' = your other team.
10,500 This user has added 10,500 points to the Hack-a-day F@H Team. Screw you, Uncyclopedia!

Our Team[edit]

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Anyone who joins and completes at least 1 WU is listed on the Stats Page at Stanford, but you can enter your nick/sig (with no date) here as soon as you join.

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Sir Todd Lyons wishes to thank the founding team members who pledged their support in making this team possible.

  1. --—rc (t) 18:31, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. --Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 19:30, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
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  4. --Paulgb 20:27, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  5. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif 21:38, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  6. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 23:26, 28 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  7. --Carlb
  8. --Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 11:18, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  9. --DrakeGTA 18:21, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  10. --Strong RadX 18:38, 30 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Discussion[edit]

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This is the talk page for discussing improvements to Folding@home.

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This page was nominated for deletion on December 28, 2005.
The result of the discussion was Keep.

Wow, how did I become 17th in the ranking? :O Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 00:05, 25 August 2012

Because you suck and nobody likes you. Although that second part is unrelated. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:59, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

YES![edit]

I'm ranked 204th with 1,397 points and 5 work units. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 01:51, 20 April 2015 (UTC)

Statistics[edit]

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Grand Score[edit]

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Work Unit Count[edit]

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