English

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English may refer to something of, from, pertaining to, or related to England, a country of the United Kingdom, particularly its uncouth language. Other meanings may include:

  • Middle English, an ancient indecipherable dialect of Spanish
  • US English, a modern American butchering of English
  • The English Reformation, a series of events in 16th century England by which the Church of England broke away from the authority of the Pope and the Roman Catholic Church over the correct way to serve tea
  • The English Civil War, another conflict over proper tea-serving protocols
  • Johnny English, a suave double agent
  • English breakfast, a meal composing of as many possible different food groups
  • Riding horses
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