Serbia

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NOT Siberia
Serbania.jpg
Serbia-Coat-Of Arms.png
(The Magic Ping-Pong Ball)
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "KOSOVO", what "KOSOVO" only SERBIA ALLOWED HERE"
Anthem:
Serbia Where.jpg
Capital Belgrade
Largest city Belgrade
Official language(s) Serbian, NOT Turkish and Kosovar
Government Monarchy, Nazi Annexation, Communist, PARLIAMENTARY REPUBLIC
National Hero(es) NO! NOT Turkey!, Eagles
Declaration
 of Independence
Once of the Former Yugoslavian states that have broken up
Currency Euro
Religion Christianity NOT Islam! ISLAM SUCKS! KILL THEM!

Serbia is a country in the Yugoslavia area with 1 national hero, Karažić. It is known for the war cry "Kosovo is ours!/Косово је наше!" and that is completely true (NATO...).

Kosovo[edit]

Kosovo thinks it is a country, not knowing that it is NOT and is really just part of SERBIA. It even has a little website that thanks all of the "countries" that said it was "independent", how NICE. It is basically ruled by the very truthful Bosnians, who really just fucking like to drink wine all day while running their country. And we thought the Muslims did that! Pity our mistake, we are not even sorry. The Albanians are going crazy.. ...OOF! We just got bombed by the stupid

  • Not
  • A
  • Terrorist
  • Organization.

We hate them! Sometimes they do that to us. They stink, especially the French, with their stinky cheese.

National anthem[edit]

Our national anthem is: Serbia Strong (God is a Serb)

  • Od Bihaca do Petrovca sela
  • Do Petrovca sela
  • Srpska Zemlja Napadnuta Cela
  • Napadnuta Cela
  • (REF:)
  • Karadzicu Vodi Srbe Svoje
  • Vodi Srbe Svoje
  • Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • Ustale Hrvatske Ustase
  • Hrvatse Ustase
  • Ne Dirajte U Ognjiste Nase
  • Dirajte Ognjiste Nase
  • (REF:)
  • Karadzicu Vodi Srbe Svoje
  • Vodi Srbe Svoje
  • Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • Iz Krajine Krenuli Su Vuci
  • Krenuli Su Vuci
  • Cuvajte Se Ustase I Turci
  • Ustase I Turci
  • (REF:)
  • Karadzicu Vodi Srbe Svoje
  • Vodi Srbe Svoje
  • Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • U Odbrani Svoga Srpskog Roda
  • Svoga Srpskog Roda
  • Borimo Se Draga Nam Sloboda
  • Draga Nam Sloboda
  • (REF:)
  • Karadzicu Vodi Srbe Svoje
  • Vodi Srbe Svoje
  • Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje
  • Nikog Se Ne Boje

English translation[edit]

  • God is a Serb
  • From Bihac to Petrovac village
  • To Petrovac village
  • The entire serbian land is attacked
  • the entire land is attacked
  • (REF:)
  • Karadzic will lead the serbs
  • Will lead the serbs
  • Show them that they are not afraid of anything
  • They are not afraid of anything
  • Croatian fascists have woken up
  • Croatian fascists,
  • Don't touch our country
  • Our country
  • (REF:)
  • Karadzic will lead the serbs
  • Will lead the serbs
  • Show them that they are not afraid of anything
  • They are not afraid of anything
  • From the Krajina, the wolves are coming
  • The wolves are coming
  • Be afraid, fascists and turks
  • Fascists and turks
  • (REF:)
  • Karadzic will lead the serbs
  • Will lead the serbs
  • Show them that they are not afraid of anything
  • They are not afraid of anything
  • In defense of the serbian people
  • Defence of the serbian people
  • We fight, glory to our freedom
  • Glory to our freedom
  • (REF:)
  • Karadzic will lead the serbs
  • Will lead the serbs
  • Show them that they are not afraid of anything
  • They are not afraid of anything
  • Show them that they are not afraid of anything
  • They are not afraid of anything