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  1. For it I think its pretty creative --Wingzerotype 20:09, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. I laugh, therefore I am. For. --Silius 20:24, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  3. 4 --- Mandaliet 22:16, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  4. For Sperm gun didn't really work, so I guess I'll vote for another weapon. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 22:22, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  5. Four --Gay2.gifIMBJRGay2.gif 23:41, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  6. For Gotta vote for on my own image since it is nominated after all. --Mosquitopsu 00:47, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  7. For. It's brilliant. --neoEva88 00:48, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  8. Amazing and not by RadicalX; nobody can refute its awesomeness! --Katie loves you! 12:20, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  9. I'm not a fan of puns in general, but I think the picture is well executed. For. -- T. (talk) 18:29, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  10. Pro --Strong RadX 21:37, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  11. For It's awesome, made me laugh out loud - actually, it's one of the only ones here that did --TW
  12. For It's great, I enjoyed it immensely. --NavyJeff 00:33, 17 Nov 2005
  13. Rare to see an image that makes me spontaniously laught, thereFore... Acid Ammo 16:37, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  14. Yes hell. --EvilZak 19:29, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  15. For Very Clever --Grayconstruct 05:12, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  16. 19-15. Wacko, like something Monty Python would do. Swordmaster 18:07, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  17. For--LordInquisitor 01:09, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
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  1. Against -- just not doing it for me. --Leo 17:43, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. Ghelae
  3. Codestream

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  1. For it I think its pretty creative --User:Wingzerotype§Wingzerotype 20:09, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. I laugh, therefore I am. For. --User:Silius§Silius 20:24, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  3. 4 --- User:Mandaliet§Mandaliet 22:16, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  4. For Sperm gun didn't really work, so I guess I'll vote for another weapon. {User:Clorox/sig} 22:22, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  5. Four --{User:IMBJR/sig} 23:41, 14 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  6. For Gotta vote for on my own image since it is nominated after all. --User:Mosquitopsu§Mosquitopsu 00:47, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  7. For. It's brilliant. --User:NeoEva88§neoEva88 00:48, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  8. Amazing and not by RadicalX; nobody can refute its awesomeness! --User:Keitei§Katie loves you! 12:20, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  9. I'm not a fan of puns in general, but I think the picture is well executed. For. -- {User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 18:29, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  10. Pro --User:RadicalX§Strong RadX 21:37, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  11. For It's awesome, made me laugh out loud - actually, it's one of the only ones here that did --User:T.W. North§TW
  12. For It's great, I enjoyed it immensely. --User:navyjeff§NavyJeff 00:33, 17 Nov 2005
  13. Rare to see an image that makes me spontaniously laught, thereFore... User:Acid Ammo§Acid Ammo 16:37, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  14. Yes hell. --User:EvilZak§EvilZak 19:29, 18 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  15. For Very Clever --User:Grayconstruct§Grayconstruct 05:12, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  16. 19-15. Wacko, like something Monty Python would do. User:Swordmaster§Swordmaster 18:07, 21 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  17. For--User:LordInquisitor§LordInquisitor 01:09, 19 Dec 2005 (UTC)
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  19. {u§MoneySign}
  20. {u§Bradaphraser}
  21. {u§Isra1337}
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  23. {u§anon32}
  24. {u§Kaizer the Bjorn}
  25. {u§Ianweller}
  26. {u§Hinoa4}
  27. {u§Marco Raimey}
  28. {u§Denester}
  29. {u§toratoritore}
  30. {u§Dawg}
  31. {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}
  32. {u§Feureau}
  33. {u§Zinzan91}
  34. {u§75.3.146.109§Bobert}
  35. {u§Foorganders}

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  1. Against -- just not doing it for me. --User:LeoFed§Leo 17:43, 15 Nov 2005 (UTC)
  2. {u§Ghelae}
  3. {u§Codestream}

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