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|name=Individually wrapped M&M's (from OCD) |size=200px |caption=NEW! Individual wrappings prevent Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. |credit=MoneySign |nom= |fornumber=26 |for=

  1. Nomination & Vote ~ MoneySign was kind enough to make this for me as a surprise. He says it's not one of his best works, but I think it's great. --T. (talk) 18:09, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  2. For. Awesome, plus, someone would actually buy these. — — 2nd Lt. Sir David, the Weasel of Wild KUN VFH FP Icons-flag-us.png Fire! 18:38, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  3. For--Rataube 18:53, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  4. Weak For. I love it, especially since OCD kinda runs in my family. However, it took me awhile to decipher the picture. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 21:42, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  5. Enthusiastic For. But you should work "OCD" into the caption. ---Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 23:48, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
    Sure  :) Anyone have a suggestion? --T. (talk) 00:01, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
    Dunno. "New for people with OCD:" maybe. I saw OCD in the header and got the joke. I just want OCD to be in the caption somehow. Doesn't need to be clever. --Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk) 00:06, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  6. For, but I sra's right. I thought it was about condoms. Kakun 23:58, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  7. For - David Gerard 12:47, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  8. For --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 14:17, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  9. For Funny --Bananas21ca 01:43, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
  10. For My company had a discussion last night on whether to make these, but then we saw they were already featured here! - Birdzofafeatha
  11. For --[[User:Nintendorulez|Nintendorulez | talk]] 00:22, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  12. For --KWild 10:41, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  13. For for being genuinely funny on its own without a lot of backstory -Drdisque 19:23, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  14. More or Less For --Ghelaetalk 20:01, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  15. For. Funny, even when you know people who have OCD. --Joe857 16:17, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
  16. For. Made me laugh out loud; just subtle enough, nice wrapper text. Sj 03:51, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
    • For. That's a hilarious picture!(24.207.91.40 04:55, 5 February 2006 (UTC))
    Likely sock. --—rc (t) 06:36, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  17. For. Good job, whoever made this!(Uncyclopedian 00:58, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
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  19. SirNuke
  20. Ianweller
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  22. Marco Raimey
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  26. ForestAngel

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  1. Against I don't know why ... but this just doesn't hit me with the happies.--Bradaphraser 19:40, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against. Frankly, I don't like it. And this could be just because I'm in a bad mood. --Boy Toy bitch at me 20:17, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against. - Taken out of the context of the article, it makes little sense. There should be something in the caption about OCD. --Leo 02:53, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against. - I was neither, for or against but now that it is the size of a house it must be stoppped. i dont want 2 stay on the fence --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 09:38, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  5. Against - too tiny to be fun on the front page Mtu 01:59, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  6. Against- It's familiar, which means it should be funny. But it's kind of...not. I dunt know why. Frankenberry Grr 06:53, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  7. anon32

|comments=Featured --—rc (t) 06:41, 7 February 2006 (UTC) |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/IndyWrappedmm.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/IndyWrappedmm.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=IndyWrappedmm.jpg §name=Individually wrapped M&M's (from OCD) §size=200px §caption=NEW! Individual wrappings prevent OCD§Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. §credit=MoneySign §nom= §fornumber=26 §for=

  1. Nomination & Vote ~ User:MoneySign§MoneySign was kind enough to make this for me as a surprise. He says it's not one of his best works, but I think it's great. --{User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 18:09, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  2. For. Awesome, plus, someone would actually buy these. — {User:Wild Weasel/sig} 18:38, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  3. For--User:Rataube§Rataube 18:53, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  4. Weak For. I love it, especially since OCD kinda runs in my family. However, it took me awhile to decipher the picture. {user:tompkins/sig} 21:42, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  5. Enthusiastic For. But you should work "OCD" into the caption. --{User:Isra1337/sig} 23:48, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
    Sure  :) Anyone have a suggestion? --{User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 00:01, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
    Dunno. "New for people with OCD:" maybe. I saw OCD in the header and got the joke. I just want OCD to be in the caption somehow. Doesn't need to be clever. -{User:Isra1337/sig} 00:06, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  6. For, but I sra's right. I thought it was about condoms. User:Kakun§Kakun 23:58, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  7. For - User:David Gerard§David Gerard 12:47, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  8. For --{User:anidnmeno/sig} 14:17, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  9. For Funny --User:Bananas21ca§Bananas21ca 01:43, 27 January 2006 (UTC)
  10. For My company had a discussion last night on whether to make these, but then we saw they were already featured here! - User:Birdzofafeatha§Birdzofafeatha
  11. For --[[User:Nintendorulez§{User:Nintendorulez/sig}]] 00:22, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
  12. For --User:KWild§KWild 10:41, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  13. For for being genuinely funny on its own without a lot of backstory -User:Drdisque§Drdisque 19:23, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  14. More or Less For --User:Ghelae§GhelaeUser talk:Ghelae§talk 20:01, 3 February 2006 (UTC)
  15. For. Funny, even when you know people who have OCD. --User:Joe857§Joe857 16:17, 4 February 2006 (UTC)
  16. For. Made me laugh out loud; just subtle enough, nice wrapper text. User:Sj§Sj 03:51, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
    Likely sock. --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 06:36, 7 February 2006 (UTC)
  17. For. Good job, whoever made this!(User:Uncyclopedian§Uncyclopedian 00:58, 6 February 2006 (UTC))
  18. {u§Codestream}
  19. {u§SirNuke}
  20. {u§Ianweller}
  21. {u§flyingfeline}
  22. {u§Marco Raimey}
  23. {u§toratoritore}
  24. {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}
  25. {u§Feureau}
  26. {u§ForestAngel}

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  1. Against I don't know why ... but this just doesn't hit me with the happies.--User:Bradaphraser§Bradaphraser 19:40, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against. Frankly, I don't like it. And this could be just because I'm in a bad mood. --{User:Acid Ammo/sig} 20:17, 20 January 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against. - Taken out of the context of the article, it makes little sense. There should be something in the caption about OCD. --User:LeoFed§Leo 02:53, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  4. Against. - I was neither, for or against but now that it is the size of a house it must be stoppped. i dont want 2 stay on the fence --{User:Whywhywhy/sig.css} 09:38, 21 January 2006 (UTC)
  5. Against - too tiny to be fun on the front page User:Mtu§Mtu 01:59, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  6. Against- It's familiar, which means it should be funny. But it's kind of...not. I dunt know why. User:Frankenberry Grr§Frankenberry Grr 06:53, 22 January 2006 (UTC)
  7. {u§anon32}

§comments=Featured --{User:Rcmurphy/sig} 06:41, 7 February 2006 (UTC) }}


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