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  1. Nom & for. I thought this was really clever.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:23 Dec 07, 2007
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  7. for. this image is awesome in every way. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:26, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. For I'll go for this. —rc (t) 06:31, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Stupid uncivilized zombies, even their barons don't know what this means. Ж Kalir totally not Wario at all 21:15, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Occam's razor has never been presented in a more simplificated manner. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  11. Shaving cream. Maybe that would help with the beard. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:33, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  12. Amusing, I never thought I'd see it up here... and LOL, the arrows are actually from KDE. Ninjastar-no.png Megalomaniac Martin “The Unfortunately Unfeatured” Ultima (VOTE FOR ME!) talk (AND MY PICS TOO!) contribs 02:00, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --General Insineratehymn 22:24, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. That is sex, and Zombiebaron, you are a tit. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:40, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
  15. DJ Irreverent ...

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  1. Against - Any joke that Zombiebaron has to research, and then still isn't funny, isn't funny to Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:23, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Cute, but... I'unno, just not that funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:14, 13 May 2011

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  1. Nom & for. I thought this was really clever. {User:Dr. Skullthumper/sig§20:23 Dec 07, 2007}
  2. Nom & for. It was funny! Excellent!. {User:Rolando8/sig§00.58 Jan 06, 2008}
  3. For. The simplest explanation I can come up with is "LOL IE7 Arrows!". --User:Muzak§Muzak 05:39, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
  4. For I liked it.-{User:Ljlego/sig} 20:43, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  5. Smart AND funny! Who'da thunk it? --{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig} 23:19, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. I don't usually vote in here, but I really like this one. --{User:Under_user/sig} 09:53, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
  7. for. this image is awesome in every way. --{User:Gerrycheevers/sig} 01:26, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  8. For I'll go for this. {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 06:31, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  9. For. Stupid uncivilized zombies, even their barons don't know what this means. {User:Kalir/sig} 21:15, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  10. For. Occam's razor has never been presented in a more simplificated manner. {User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:01, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  11. Shaving cream. Maybe that would help with the beard. {User:Boomer/sig2} 04:33, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  12. Amusing, I never thought I'd see it up here... and LOL, the arrows are actually from KDE. {User:Martinultima/sig} 02:00, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  13. For --{User:Insineratehymn/sig} 22:24, 30 December 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. That is sex, and Zombiebaron, you are a tit. -- {User:Olipro/sig} 08:40, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
  15. {u§DJ Irreverent} ...

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  1. Against - Any joke that Zombiebaron has to research, and then still isn't funny, isn't funny to Zombiebaron. -- {User:Zombiebaron/sig} 23:23, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
  2. Cute, but... I'unno, just not that funny. {User:Lyrithya/sig} 06:14, 13 May 2011

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