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  1. N☭MINATI☭N & F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 21:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  2. For It's mine, I'm obligated. =P R 21:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, because Rad doesn't have enough features.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 21:56, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  4. For, Remarkable photocrafting, brilliant concept. Don't really get the caption but that don't matter --AmericanBastard 22:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - the, "It's a pun" line can get you out of practically any conversational predicament. Him: Nice muff...; Her:WHAT!!??; Him: It was a pun...; Her: You're so clever, let me take down your pants... --AmericanBastard 23:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Yeah, if RadicalX gets this featured.. then I think he'd qualify for that Potatochoppers' Guild that someone created. Even better! he'd be a Fellow Potatochopper because he'll have one feature. RadicalX for Potato man! —Braydie 22:46, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. As if "Cherry Garcia" wasn't good enough. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --General Insineratehymn 23:09, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  8. For - One, please! --AAA! (AAAA) 02:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  9. For, and Tompkins stole the line I was going to use. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Greta idea coupled with fucking great photoshopping. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~13:53, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  12. Weak For It made me laugh...but its text based....but its Radical... --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:25, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. --Anyone 19:00, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. I think a lot of the people voting at VFP need a bucket each. -- Hindleyite Converse?pedia 19:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  15. For LOL! --GAMESPOT=666 02:47, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  16. For --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 04:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  17. For--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:35, Apr 7
  18. For It's very well done, as opposed to the crap images we get all too

often.--N4thanl 18:30, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

  1. ISeeDeadPixels
  2. Atomic_Disturbance
  3. Triple-Quadruple
  4. CatastrophicToad
  5. MichaelHax
  6. rgsupergrover
  7. Gert5
  8. Ljlego
  9. Martinultima

|againstnumber=2 |against=

  1. Against. - Sikon 03:19, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  2. No F-Sharps please. --T. (talk) 01:18, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

|comments=Featuredrc (t) 08:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

|%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Ctfo.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/Ctfo.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Ctfo.jpg §name=Chill The Fuck Out §size=200px §caption=Ben & Jerry's introduces a new flavor, designed to help you AAAAAAA!§relax. §credit=RadicalX §scoretext=screaming creams §nom=

§fornumber=25 §for=

  1. N☭MINATI☭N & F☭R, {User:Tom_mayfair/sig} 21:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  2. For It's mine, I'm obligated. =P User:RadicalX§R 21:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  3. For, because Rad doesn't have enough features.--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 21:56, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  4. For, Remarkable photocrafting, brilliant concept. Don't really get the caption but that don't matter --User:AmericanBastard§AmericanBastard 22:41, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment - the, "It's a pun" line can get you out of practically any conversational predicament. Him: Nice muff...; Her:WHAT!!??; Him: It was a pun...; Her: You're so clever, let me take down your pants... --User:AmericanBastard§AmericanBastard 23:47, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  5. For Yeah, if RadicalX gets this featured.. then I think he'd qualify for that Potatochoppers' Guild that someone created. Even better! he'd be a Fellow Potatochopper because he'll have one feature. RadicalX for Potato man! {User:Braydie/sig2} 22:46, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  6. For. As if "Cherry Garcia" wasn't good enough. {User:Tompkins/sig} 22:48, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  7. For --{User:Insineratehymn/sig} 23:09, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  8. For - One, please! --{User:AAA!/sig} 02:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  9. For, and Tompkins stole the line I was going to use. {User:Squiggle/sig} 03:15, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  10. For --{User:Alksub/sig} 09:29, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  11. For. Greta idea coupled with fucking great photoshopping. --{User:Tripod2282/sig}13:53, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  12. Weak For It made me laugh...but its text based....but its Radical... --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:25, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  13. For. --User:Anyone§Anyone 19:00, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  14. For. I think a lot of the people voting at VFP need a bucket each. -- {User:Hindleyite/sig} 19:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
  15. For LOL! --User:GAMESPOT=666§GAMESPOT=666 02:47, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  16. For --{User:George_VI/sig} 04:08, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  17. For--{User:Funnybony/sig} 08:35, Apr 7
  18. For It's very well done, as opposed to the crap images we get all too

often.--User:N4thanl§N4thanl 18:30, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

  1. {u§ISeeDeadPixels}
  2. {u§Atomic_Disturbance}
  3. {u§Triple-Quadruple}
  4. {u§CatastrophicToad}
  5. {u§MichaelHax}
  6. {u§rgsupergrover}
  7. {u§Gert5}
  8. {u§Ljlego}
  9. {u§Martinultima}

§againstnumber=2 §against=

  1. Against. - {User:Sikon/sig} 03:19, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  2. No F-Sharps please. --{User:Todd_Lyons/sig} 01:18, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

§comments=Featured {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 08:06, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

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