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Today's Featured Article "Denial? De big river in Egypt? Never heard of it...." - Winston Churchill on Holocaust Tycoon Holocaust Tycoon is a simulation computer game, released for Windows 95/98 in 2006. It was developed by Ka-tzetnik Enterprises in Berlin, and later realised thoughout Europe by WN Software. In Holocaust Tycoon, the player must successfully manage a camp, without going bankrupt, whilst avoiding the attention of invading Allied Forces. (Read more...) On this day... April 20: Smoke Pot and Heil Hitler Day 420 - Thousands of marijuana users get throughly ripped as a once-in-a-lifetime numerical coincidence coincidentifies with a 75-times-in-a-lifetime num... where was I? 571 - Cassius Clay born; later changes name to Muhammad, hails himself as "greatest prophet of all time, baby!" 1607 - White settlers arive at Jamestown, find nothing of value except some inedible, brown leaves and some equally inedible, brown people, so they go home. 1792 - France declares war on itself, surrenders. 1814 - The War of 1812 begins, two years behind schedule.	Word of the Day Final Solution Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power. In the news Too bad you can't customize this in the original. Uncyclopedia servers shit themselves for two days straight Tomodachi Life sequel to be released in April (Pictured) Donald Trump still really, really wants Greenland Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez Buffalo Bills owner Terry Pegula proven to be clueless, fires the wrong guy Denver Broncos quarterback Bo Nix accidentally curses himself in playoff win Ongoing: Eurovision Green Room in danger of sexual harassment • The wait for GTA VI and Spaceballs 2 • Larry Sanger's war on Wikipedia • Non-Bears invading Tennessee • Nanny state officials breaching people's privacy rights via enforcing social media bans and digital ID under the pretext of "think of the children!" • New England Patriots fans being insufferable like it's 2016 • r/TheDarnold having a field day • Some big shot musical award • ICE-y chaos in Minnesota Recent deaths: The MetroCard • Stranger Things • Kali • Vecna • The Upside Down • the other Black guy from John Carpenter's The Thing • Bob Weir • Scott Adams • Kianna Underwood • Buffalo Bills', San Francisco 49ers', Houston Texans' and Da Bears' seasons • Bo Nix's ankle • Sean McDermott's Bills tenure • Denver Broncos' and Los Angeles Rams' seasons • Uncyclopedia • Catherine O'Hara • Lamont Not dead: Eleven Upcoming deaths: Donald Trump • NYC's economy • Weed • Dick van Dyke, eventually • Netflix • Dancin' Maduro • Aaron Rodgers' career • Iran's government Did you know... ...that I have not come into this world to make men better, but to make use of their weaknesses? ...that my feelings against Americanism are feelings of hatred and deep repugnance? ...that I am the one who will wage the war!? ...that if freedom is short of weapons, we must compensate with willpower? ...that life never forgives weaknesses? ...that I consider the British State very much superior? ...that I have never liked France or the French, and I have never stopped saying so?
Today's featured picture It'll have the kids saying, "Jawohl, mein Führer!" Image Credit: Hitler Archive - Nominate new image
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Hitlers of the Month This month's Hitler of the Month is Emo Hitler. Judged by all to be the most promising applicant, Emo Hitler will go far in life if he'll just stop sniveling. Hitler himself is said to have said, "[Emo Hitler] is one of the most extraordinary figures in world history." This month's Other Hitler of the Month is George W. Bush. Unser Führer says, "Let us pray in this hour that nothing can divide us, and that God will help us against the Devil! Almighty Lord, bless our fight!" Vote for Aryan of the Month | Vote for Hitler Youth of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners: 2005/2006

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