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Paos, a prehistoric clovis culture American warrior who lived large on the land and reigned over so many women that they could not be counted, invented soap - which is Paos spelled backwards. Men called him their friend, and went to hunt with him, and baked the bread as only a man chef can bake it. Paos The Great, his story we tell.

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Hello, children! Am I glad to see you! I lost my favorite 1984 penny! His name is Adam. I can't find him anywhere! And now my favorite 2003 quarter named Bobby is lonely!

Will you help me find him?

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Do not shag gentle during that good night,
Youthful lust should burn and rave after close of day;
Rage, rage following the turning off of the light.

Though wise scholars in their minds know safety is right,
Because their getting laid was so unlikely they
Do not shag gentle during that good night..


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