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HowTo:Install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it

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Hanging a ceiling fan is not mechanically difficult, and most fans come with detailed installation instructions.

However, many users have in the past complained about the clarity of the instructions available, so here we present what we hope will be the ultimate guide for how to install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it.

Before you begin any electrical work, turn off the power at the electrical panel and use the circuit tester to ensure that no power is present at the fixture. Do not stick your dick into the ceiling fan.

At no point during this step should your pants be around your ankles; this can lead to your dick getting stuck in the ceiling fan. (See more...)

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