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Moses was a Hebrewian fiction writer, actor and lawgiver. He was perhaps best known for writing the first five volumes of the best-selling book, The Bible and for being the actor who played himself in the film version of The Bible, "The Bible: The Musical", and "The Bible II: Electric Boogaloo". Obsessed with letting his people go, he later exposed them to God and trapped them in the laws of religion for the rest of their lives. Moses was born into a Hebrew family, but was put up for adoption because laws against the bearing of male children had been passed after the Pharaoh had seen people washing their babies in the River Nile. (He thought that it was disgusting and wondered why they didn't use royal baths like he did.) Baby Moses was sent to an adoption centre but didn't take to his new life. After years of causing much trouble at the adoption centre, he was finally adopted by a rich Egyptian family who thought that they could turn this young tearaway into a well-mannered young man. (Full article...) Recently featured: Kurt Vonnegut · UnNews:Flat earthers 'do not exist' · Niggers Archive · Vote for featured articles u can voet 4 you're favorit articlez 2 b feturd. da kool stufz edit Selected anniversaries September 8: International Precision Day Sometime Someone invents like counting or something. 1, 2:05:32 PM: Counting is invented by a female human named Digits Counting, 1.745 meters tall, after 4 hours, 8 minutes and 16 seconds of thinking about the problem of shortening sales reports. 70, 6:12:55 AM - 11:03:44 PM Roman legions under the command of Titus sack Jerusalem. 1930 - 3M begins marketing Scotch transparent tape, which sells better than Scotch transparent crayon. 1950: The world's first sit-on lawnmower goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues. 1962: Segregation is repealed. 1986: Plurals Plural banned in the Netherland (formerly known as the Netherlands). 1992: Woman finds baby in dumpster. Declares her a daughter. 2000 - No one cares 2001 - They still don't care 2002 - Hey look!...nah, don't care 2003 - People start to care after free booze is supplied to them via the Red Cross. archived aniverserys	edit In the news Photo credit: Fox News UnNews remembers Burt Reynolds (Pictured) Trump blows up the outside world in Soundgarden tribute Supreme Court says Mississippi River is too gay, renames it to Mistersippi Louis C.K. goes outside in George Michael tribute John McCain dies at 81 Metal Machine Music overtakes Chris Gaines as worst selling album of all time Fox News: 9 out of 10 Aretha Franklins are Patti LaBelle Halloween soundtrack arrives in October Madonna is 60. Feel old yet? UnNews remembers Aretha Franklin TV's Mrs. Garrett dies at 92 Lordy, there are tapes! Trump would/wouldn't flip changes US history The Dark Knight: Ten years later Chevy Chase, Maryland to change name to Bill Murray Donald Trump farts A Saucerful of Secrets is 50 years old! Also Michael Jackson currnt stufz edit Did you know... From Uncyclopedia's biggest morons: ... that if you poke a whale in the tummy it will giggle like a schoolgirl? raed mor
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