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Windows 10
Windows 10 Logo.svg
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OS family Windows
Available languages Klingon
Would Patti Smith use it? Hell no
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Windows 10 is a Microsoft inoperating system, coded by blind programmers who don't know how to math (they believe 10 follows 8). It is the successor of Windows 8 and 8.1 and Steve Ballmer has assured it'll be yet another success by the company.
The rumor about Windows 9 is not being skipped, not existing, but being so evil to be shown publicly (it revealed Bill Gates world conquering plans) was introduced by the company as an excuse for their horrible math skills.

History[edit | edit source]

Windows 8 and 8.1 were considered to be crap by its users. Microsoft then decided to release a less stupid software, which had to look like Windows 7 with Start Menu and stuff, so that geeks would upgrade without complaining. While in the laboratory, the madness generated in interest in socially cursed internet (network mentally ill vagrants to charges of subliminals), ghosts come to corrupt the system generating holograms. in order to meet the particularity of society and providing virtual friends for individuals failure to use the windows system and economic products while in socials economic interests.


Features[edit | edit source]

  • Its interface is a self-plagiarism of the previous OS of the previous OS.
    • This made Mickeysoft consider making a film called Back to the Shit, with Doc and Tux as guest stars.
  • Its new Microsoft Edge Web browser can lead you to the past of the future. In the compatible websites, just plug in your webcam in order to experience the past of the future. In this world of the past of the future, It'll turn the area which is surrounding with the computer, to the future instantly. It is content-free.
  • It's the return of the Start Menu for Morons, one of Bill Gates' world conquering strategies based on our likes: it's customizable. So lazy you can make it bigger and add your important files to it, to make it lazily easier to access.
  • It's free!

Warnings[edit | edit source]

Mickeysoft has stated that their new OS is a load of crap in preview state, and thus it may contain some (many) bugs that will turn your computer into A Bug's Life, so it may be a load of crap too. If you're an idiot like everyone in Uncyclopedia and still want to use it, be sure not to install it on your everyday computer. If you're an idiot like everyone in Uncyclopedia and still want to do so, do it and lose your files. Nobody cares.
You've been warned.

Reactions[edit | edit source]

*** billgates has joined #internet
<billgates> yo guys we're goin' to make a new os it will rock and will be better than mac
*** SteveJobs has joined from Heaven
<SteveJobs> Don't believe him. Think different.
<Geek1> Hey, it rocks!
*** Geek2|away is now known as Geek2
<Geek2> Huh, you're desperate.

Windows logo Developers. Need we say more?


• Detect "non-genuine" products

• Gather user information and credit card numbers

• Cripple core system components

• Deploy legal team

• Launch civil litigation


Estimated time:

Forever, or if you give me a cookie, I might shorten it to an hour.



Installing Windows has never been easier easy


All you need to do is phone your local Microsoft Customer Representative, write down a very long set of numbers, type it all in, get an error message, phone our Customer Representative again, adjust a few things, get another very long set of numbers, type
it all in again, install a few drivers, activate Windows again, lather, rinse and repeat.




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