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The Edit Wars Saga Episode I: The Phantom Stub Episode II: Attack of the Anonymous Episode III: Revenge of the Admins Episode IV: A New Drama Episode V: The Community Strikes Back Episode VI: Return of the Featured Article	Featured article White people (also delicately called Crackas, Caucasians, Europoids and Honkies) are pasty, melanin-deficient humans who have been sprinkled throughout the planet to exploit its resources and boss around everyone of more humble colors. White people are allegedly smart (in ways that don't really matter) and complain about stupid stuff, even though they have it better than every other race. Despite having more privilege than can fit in a human body, they don't believe this is the case and in fact, feel entitled to even more and want to you know this all the time. In fact, whites love to hear themselves talk so much that they assemble entire collections of their own words (known as books) which are mostly about them. Whites discriminate against everyone else. Non-whites, by comparison, don't discriminate against whites, because they don't have majority power, so it isn't discrimination even if they do. This means that even if a Chinese person said the most outrageous sounding racist thing against a cracker, it wouldn't be racist (see logic in previous sentence). If you don't get it, then you're racist. (Full article...) Recently featured: White people Finno-Korean hyperwar Wheeling Jesuit University Tenet (film) Archive · Vote for featured articles ·
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