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{{Votevfp.dpl|image=SavingPrivateElmo.jpg

|name=""Saving"" Private Elmo |size=350px |caption=This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one. |credit=Sonje |nom=Docile hippopotamus 03:29, 26 April 2009 (UTC) |scoretext=muppets |fornumber=18 |for=#Nom and For. I like it. --Docile hippopotamus 03:29, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

  1. WTF man You edit conflicted me in nomming this. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:35, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
    lol. --Docile hippopotamus 06:09, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Yes! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotYPotM WotM 06:34, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Thanks for the double nom guys. Lol. I'm changing to Syndrome's caption if thats ok. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 12:28, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
    It's OK. I got my caption from a tagline from the movie. --Docile hippopotamus 22:16, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Duh.--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 12:52, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. ........ --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 14:31, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. But, I still prefer Shaving Ryan's Privates. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:08, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. For Pretty good. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:18, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. Excellent. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:35, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
  9. A decent amount of lulz. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:09, Apr 27
  10. WAY FOR! Wonderful in the context of my article in which Sonje so kindly helped me on, and on its own in my opinion. Also, THEY AREN'T MUPPETS! They are Sesame Street monsters! Big difference! Well...Kermit is a muppet I guess. ~SirTagstit VFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:06, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
    They're all Jim Henson though, right? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 09:19, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
  11. Symbol for vote.svg For. LOL. The la Zhel 13:56, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  12. Yes -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:40, 29 Apr
  13. Brilliant Yet another suberb picture from Sonje--CrabPope 15:06, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:26, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  15. Obvious for. I like your image, Sonje. I mean, umm...yeah. Saberwolf116 22:46, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

~For save private elmo

  1. For per above. --Mnb'z 03:34, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Epic nuff saidFlutter (TalkGamesFun PagesAwardsHelp) 23:07, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

|againstnumber=2 |against=

  1. Can be improved on It's good, but the silhouette of the soldier should be at least overlayed with that of a bin and you need more than just Oscar's name for the actors. Basically it needs those little extras to be a feature. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:17, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
    Thanks for the tips DJ but I made it for Tagstit's rewrite on Oscar and in the article he is not in a bin yet when he goes to war. Also on the original movie poster only Tom Hanks' name was listed. I've put it on Reefer Desk if you have more suggestions. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:46, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
    Ok. However on VFP it has to work on it's own, without the context of the article and I'm not sufficiently sure it does that. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 14:01, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against Extremely well done, and I'm a huge fan of Sonje's work, but this just isn't funny to me. -RAHB 03:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

|comments= |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/SavingPrivateElmo.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/SavingPrivateElmo.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=SavingPrivateElmo.jpg §name=""Saving"" Private Elmo §size=350px §caption=This film is brought to you by The Number Eight: The number of muppets it takes to save one. §credit=Sonje §nom=User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 03:29, 26 April 2009 (UTC) §scoretext=muppets §fornumber=18 §for=#Nom and For. I like it. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 03:29, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

  1. WTF man Image:PvtElmoConflict.PNG§You edit conflicted me in nomming this. {User:Syndrome/sig} 03:35, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
    lol. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 06:09, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Yes! {User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig2} 06:34, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  3. Thanks for the double nom guys. Lol. I'm changing to Syndrome's caption if thats ok. --{User:Sonje/sig} 12:28, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
    It's OK. I got my caption from a tagline from the movie. --User:Docile hippopotamus§Docile hippopotamus 22:16, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  4. {For} Duh.--{User:CheddarBBQ/sig} 12:52, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  5. ........ {User:Roman Dog Bird/sig} 14:31, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  6. But, I still prefer Shaving Ryan's Privates. --{User:Nachlader/sig} 22:08, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  7. For Pretty good. --{User:Dexter111344/sig} 22:18, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  8. Excellent. {User:Mordillo/sig3} 11:35, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
  9. A decent amount of lulz. {User:Necropaxx/sig} 16:09, Apr 27
  10. WAY FOR! Wonderful in the context of my article in which Sonje so kindly helped me on, and on its own in my opinion. Also, THEY AREN'T MUPPETS! They are Sesame Street monsters! Big difference! Well...Kermit is a muppet I guess. {User:Tagstit/sig} 02:06, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
    They're all Jim Henson though, right? --{User:Nachlader/sig} 09:19, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
  11. {For} LOL. {User:Zheliel/sigz2} 13:56, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  12. Yes -{User:Optimuschris/sig}21:40, 29 Apr
  13. Brilliant Yet another suberb picture from Sonje--User:CrabPope§CrabPope 15:06, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. {User:15Mickey20/sig} 17:26, 1 May 2009 (UTC)
  15. Obvious for. I like your image, Sonje. I mean, umm...yeah. User:Saberwolf116§Saberwolf116 22:46, 1 May 2009 (UTC)

~For save private elmo

  1. For per above. --{User:Mnbvcxz/sig4} 03:34, 2 May 2009 (UTC)
  2. Epic nuff said{User:Flutter/sig} 23:07, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

§againstnumber=2 §against=

  1. Can be improved on It's good, but the silhouette of the soldier should be at least overlayed with that of a bin and you need more than just Oscar's name for the actors. Basically it needs those little extras to be a feature. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 13:17, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
    Thanks for the tips DJ but I made it for Tagstit's rewrite on User:Tagstit/Oscar the Grouch§Oscar and in the article he is not in a bin yet when he goes to war. Also on the original movie poster only Tom Hanks' name was listed. I've put it on Reefer Desk if you have more suggestions. --{User:Sonje/sig} 13:46, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
    Ok. However on VFP it has to work on it's own, without the context of the article and I'm not sufficiently sure it does that. --{User:DJ Irreverent/sig} 14:01, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against Extremely well done, and I'm a huge fan of Sonje's work, but this just isn't funny to me. -{User:RAHB/sig} 03:39, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

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