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SAVANNAH, Georgia -- Some local fishermen reeled in what they called "the catch of a lifetime" Tuesday when they pulled aboard an MK15 Nuclear Fish that was accidentally dropped by a B-47 bomber back in 1948. The men were aboard the Kraken Hunter VIII when one of their lines hooked on "something big," nearly snapping the corresponding fishing rod.

"I started reelin' her in, but she was a fighter," one of the sailors told UnNews. The bomb had been resting peacefully on the bottom for 70 years and was not in a good mood. "It just went back and forth, tugging harder on that line than anything I'd seen before."

"I thought we had caught the Megashark!" said another.(Full article...)

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Always a concern on National Hysteria Day.

July 22: Oh, my God! It's National Hysteria Day, and you HAVEN'T MADE ANY PLANS!

  • 0 – Scientist decide the Earth is round, not flat. This is proven wrong when a sailor "falls" of the world and is never seen again.
  • 1066 – King Harold inaugerates National Hysteria Day with his famous speech "Holy shit! It's the fucking Normans! AAAAAAAAA!"
  • 1855 – An brief cease-fire is called in the Crimean War until Lord Raglan gets his sobbing under control.
  • 1929 – Dozens of stockbrokers and bankers leap out of windows in wild National Hysteria Day celebration.
  • 1966Australian Prime Minister Sir Robert Menzies celebrates the nine hundredth anniversary of National Hysteria Day by running around in circles, screaming.
  • 1986 – Copious amounts of vodka-induced partying causes several employees of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant to hysterically panic when the reactor can't handle the sound system. They take out a few control rods to compensate the drain on the power grid.
  • 1990 – Media outlets report the outbreak of a deadly virus in the United States. Thirty-eight people die of panic attacks from the announcement, and two people are killed by the virus itself.
  • 2006TOTAL FUCKING HYSTERIA!!!
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  1. SN & F. I don't know much about the Apocalypse, but I know what I like --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:44, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  2. Yeaahhhh! Reefer Desk = Good images. Like this one. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:08, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  3. Sure. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:33, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  4. Absolutely For. The caption is the perfect combination of doom and cutesy voice. -- Imrealized ...hmm? 09:36, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 09:39, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  6. Flour. Spang talk 09:43, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  7. Yay. The ass to kicking ratio here is phenominal. - 209.159.176.9 11:31, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  8. For, nice sannse (talk) 12:05, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  9. For --SubPOP talk F@H 12:09, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  10. Strong For.Excellent, and doubly-excellent after seeing all the work that went into it on the Reefer Desk.--Procopius 12:18, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  11. For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 12:23, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  12. Fow--Kakun_Sig.JPG VFP Eincyc (talk) 12:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  13. AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 13:19, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  14. For. --Zyrac 20:02, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  15. For I love Hello Kitty. I even sport her email.--User:Tom mayfair/Sig 20:04, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  16. For. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 09:02, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  17. For, because Hello Kitty pics are teh bomb. --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 12:05, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  18. For Watch out. It's the kitty cat of doom. --Sbluen 17:42, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  19. For Yup. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:26, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  20. Yes -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:46, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  21. For, though the nit-picking side of me finds it a pity there's no bit of shadow where Kitty's ear is covered by the robe. ~ ~ sin($) tan() 22:57, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Good eye...and now? You should visit Reefer Desk. You've got an eye for noticing <deep breath> that a picture of a be-robed Sanrio product with a scythe, riding a pony that stands on a dead field, with fire on the horizon and smoke covering a red sky...is missing a shadow</deep breath>. Seriously, we could use your help.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:42, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
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  1. SN & F. I don't know much about the Apocalypse, but I know what I like --{User:Modusoperandi/sig} 02:44, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  2. Yeaahhhh! Reefer Desk = Good images. Like this one. --{User:Sir Cornbread/sig} 03:08, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  3. Sure. {User:Ghelae/sig} 09:33, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  4. Absolutely For. The caption is the perfect combination of doom and cutesy voice. -- {User:Imrealized/sig} 09:36, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. --User:Hindleyite§Hindleyite {!} Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise§PL {!} Order of Uncyclopedia§GUN {!} UN:WRITE§WOTM {!} User:Hindleyite/Image Review§Image Review - Use it {!} User talk:Hindleyite§Converse 09:39, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  6. Flour. {User:Spang/Sig} 09:43, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  7. Yay. The ass to kicking ratio here is phenominal. - User:209.159.176.9§209.159.176.9 11:31, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  8. For, nice {User:Sannse/Sig} 12:05, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  9. For --[[User:SubPOP§SubPOP]] [[User_talk:SubPOP§talk]] [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home§F@H]] 12:09, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  10. Strong For.Excellent, and doubly-excellent after seeing all the work that went into it on the Reefer Desk.--User:Procopius§Procopius 12:18, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  11. For--{User:Rataube/sig} 12:23, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  12. Fow--Kakun_Sig.JPG [[VFP§VFP]] [[Wikicities:c:eincyclopedia§Eincyc]] [[User_talk:Kakun§(talk)]] 12:55, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  13. AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. --{User:King In Yellow/sig} 13:19, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  14. For. --User:Zyrac§Zyrac 20:02, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  15. For I love Hello Kitty. I even sport her email.--{User:Tom mayfair/Sig} 20:04, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  16. For. --{User:OsirisX/sig} 09:02, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  17. For, because Hello Kitty pics are teh bomb. --{User:SonicChao/sig} 12:05, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  18. For Watch out. It's the kitty cat of doom. --User:Sbluen§Sbluen 17:42, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  19. For Yup. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 15:26, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  20. Yes -- {User:Mhaille/sig} 15:46, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
  21. For, though the nit-picking side of me finds it a pity there's no bit of shadow where Kitty's ear is covered by the robe. ~ {User:MoneySign/sig} 22:57, 19 August 2006 (UTC)
    • Good eye...and now? You should visit Uncyclopedia:Reefer_Desk§Reefer Desk. You've got an eye for noticing <deep breath> that a picture of a be-robed Sanrio product with a scythe, riding a pony that stands on a dead field, with fire on the horizon and smoke covering a red sky...is missing a shadow</deep breath>. Seriously, we could use your help.--{User:Modusoperandi/sig} 00:42, 20 August 2006 (UTC)
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