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For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book,
If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book;
and if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life
—Revelation 22:19-17
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Africa is a continent often considered to be "God's blindspot", as it is wracked with hunger, poverty, disease, genocide, giant bugs, giant apes, feces, and hopelessness. Not a pleasant place to be, all things considered. It's got exotic animals though. Suh-weet! The continent of Africa was first formed many many moons ago. Exactly how many moons ago is not important unless you're studying geology, and since you are currently browsing Uncyclopedia, I think it's safe to rule that one out. Africa is notable in that it is the original homeland of the human species. Keep in mind that this is the consensus reached by the scientific community only. Fundamentalists for some reason do not like the idea that Adam and Eve were Africans. Charming lot, those fundamentalists. (Full article...) Recently featured: I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME · UnNews:New documentary challenges Simpsons aliens · UnBooks:Zombiebaron's Adventure To The Zoo Archive · Vote for featured articles You can vote for your favorite passages to be featured. Books Genesis More of the best of the Bible edit Selected Anniversaries {{Anniv}}	edit Recent news: Trump news roundup: Plea deals, felonies, and a little girl dies in Border Patrol Santa Claus now "probably about a four" on the Kinsey scale Whirlpool Galaxy files restraining order against Neil deGrasse Tyson Jeff Bezos caught stuffing old fat dude into his trunk (Pictured) Trump releases abhorrent holiday stimulus package George H.W. Bush dies: Best and worst of his life Murphy Brown revival not cancelled, (Dan Quayle joke withheld in light of recent events) Solipsist suicide bomber "not true solipsist" says solipsist community Book finally sells after 27 years, now Hollywood's calling UnNews remembers Stan Lee More Recent News edit Did You Know... ... that under Communism, everyone gets a C?
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