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Moses was a Hebrewian fiction writer, actor and lawgiver. He was perhaps best known for writing the first five volumes of the best-selling book, The Bible and for being the actor who played himself in the film version of The Bible, "The Bible: The Musical", and "The Bible II: Electric Boogaloo". Obsessed with letting his people go, he later exposed them to God and trapped them in the laws of religion for the rest of their lives. Moses was born into a Hebrew family, but was put up for adoption because laws against the bearing of male children had been passed after the Pharaoh had seen people washing their babies in the River Nile. (He thought that it was disgusting and wondered why they didn't use royal baths like he did.) Baby Moses was sent to an adoption centre but didn't take to his new life. After years of causing much trouble at the adoption centre, he was finally adopted by a rich Egyptian family who thought that they could turn this young tearaway into a well-mannered young man. (Full article...) Recently featured: Kurt Vonnegut · UnNews:Flat earthers 'do not exist' · Niggers Archive · Vote for featured articles edit Day of which by the is known is the is September 9: Day of the Truffles Triffids 9 Cirno is born. 1000 - During the Battle of Svolder, King Olaf I of Norway falls overboard and disappears into the Baltic Sea. He is not seen again until Olaf II: Electric Boogaloo is released on video later that year. 1087 - William the Conqueror dies. About time, too. 1312 - Paracelsus invents redundancy. 1313 - Paracelsus invents redundancy. 1405 - The world's first soda siphon goes on display in Paris. Rioting ensues. 1828 - Leo Tolstoy is born. How boring is that? 1839 - John Herschel takes the first glass plate photograph. Later photographs are of a glass cup, glass saucer, and a glass eye. 1850 - California is admitted into the USA. 1944 - Bulgaria is occupied liberated by Soviet troops. 1967 - The spork is invented. 1969 - No rioting in Paris. Rioting ensues. 1976 - Mao Tse Tung passes away; sadly his dream of murdering more of his own people than Stalin is left unrealized. 1988 - In the most intense fighting of the GI Joe-Transformers War, the Autobot-Joe Alliance and Union of Decepticon and Cobra Forces see heavy casualties in the Battle of the Backyard. 2009 - Being the 9/9/09, and upside down Satan appeared, only to shorty die of spinal injuries.	Prounnounce the English content of which today is by procrastination The attempts of using the in converse is 2 not. Science the strnght of which. edit In the news Photo credit: Fox News UnNews remembers Burt Reynolds (Pictured) Trump blows up the outside world in Soundgarden tribute Supreme Court says Mississippi River is too gay, renames it to Mistersippi Louis C.K. goes outside in George Michael tribute John McCain dies at 81 Metal Machine Music overtakes Chris Gaines as worst selling album of all time Fox News: 9 out of 10 Aretha Franklins are Patti LaBelle Halloween soundtrack arrives in October Madonna is 60. Feel old yet? UnNews remembers Aretha Franklin TV's Mrs. Garrett dies at 92 Lordy, there are tapes! Trump would/wouldn't flip changes US history The Dark Knight: Ten years later Chevy Chase, Maryland to change name to Bill Murray Donald Trump farts A Saucerful of Secrets is 50 years old! Also Michael Jackson Of the precise fortune? Questionate Grunt! edit Aknowledge of you... *... that individuals born under the sign of Gemini are often flammable and vulnerable to bear attacks? ... that Anonymous has written over 4,323,904,528 poems and 23,900,241 short stories, among a million other kinds of written word?
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