Babel:Fish

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search

Nice entrance of Uncyclopedia,

which by the no cost content the someone is able to move encyclopedia
The imagine Earth of the all people all gives to no cost entrance
the star of Tsuga is of entire person idiocy. This is the what the person we make.

The walkthrough and of by start person · Large is ammount 5 the which by · There is style · Asks · S.O.S. of · Donations

Classification of the items · The content of which is announced to · A–Z index

🙈
“Be warned in time, James, and remain, as I do, incomprehensible: to be great is to be misunderstood.”

Oscar Wilde

Click on Oscar Wilde's handsome face to be taken to one of our best articles!
Choose the next front page article. Write something funny. Do something pointless today.

Day of which by the is known is the is
Monkey discipline.jpg

July 13: Surreptitiously Masturbate Near A Sleeping Stranger Day

Prounnounce the English content of which today is by
procrastination
The attempts of using the in converse is 2 not. Science the strnght of which.
In the news


Of the precise fortune? Questionate Grunt!

Aknowledge of you...
*... that Uranus is a gas giant?
  • ... that vaccinations and computer games combined make a deadly cocktail for autism?
Image of announcing is
{{Votevfp.dpl|image=Canadian Soldiers.jpg

|name=Canadian Special Forces |size=280px |caption=In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley. |credit=NewMess1ah |nom= |fornumber=26 |for=

  1. Self-Nom and For I made this a few years ago back when Canada was just hopping into Afghanistan.--NewMess1ah 01:34, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  2. For. It actually made me laugh, which is rare. I agree that the execution isn't the greatest though. The two guys in the back are fine, but the ones in the front could use some touching up. --Spin 02:54, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  3. For Blame Canada! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:14, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  4. For. Sure, you all laugh, but they've got citric acid in those super-soakers. If you've fallen and scraped your knee in the desert, that'll hurt like Hell.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:28, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. I love it! Sure, the guns look a bit wonky and out of place...but...IT'S SOLDIERS WITH SUPERSOAKERS!! =P Rad 12:39, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  6. For. If these are the forces coming to southern Lebanon we are doomed.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    Comment Not necessarily, they might soak anyone who misbehave there by calming them down...I think this pic definitely deserves an article (if it's still doesn't have one) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 15:35, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    Comment I think the article should be Non-Lethal Weapons. Rad 21:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  7. WEAK AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. The photoshopping is ugly as hell, but the concept (and the foreground guy's screamyface) makes me giggle. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:55, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  8. For perfection does not necessarily make for funny haha, but this, classic... --SubPOP talk F@H 18:40, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  9. For. --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 12:23, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  10. FOR hahahahahahaha....Napoleon is amused-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:29, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  11. For. Great. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 19:32, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  12. For Canadians... need the world say more? --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 20:25, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  13. For. I like waterguns. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  14. For --em|c|! Icons-flag-us.png 01:17, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians.
    • Unsigned vote —rc (t) 04:54, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  15. Wow, forgot to vote on this. Well, it makes me laugh, so for. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  16. for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians.--Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
    • there now you happy?--Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  17. Ha Ha ha, this made me laugh, especially the guy who's yelling in the front, For!--Wit (tawk) 19:04, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  18. For. I lol'd--TKF 02:58, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  19. NuclearTerrorism
  20. Donut
  21. Llama-Llover
  22. §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ
  23. Robshadow27
  24. ForestAngel
  25. for Canadians are silly :) --Shabidoo 23:27, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

|againstnumber=5 |against=

  1. Against. Poor execution. - Sikon 01:38, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against Not really that ironic, from a Canadian point of view. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against. Bad Photoshop. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ Icons-flag-az.png 02:01, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  4. Marco Raimey
  5. sage --Algorithm 05:58, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

|comments=Featuredrc (t) 05:30, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment The guns don't look right (that is, they are too blured). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Go, team Canada! Hurrah! Modusoperandi 20:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    • I didn't notice before, but the troops aren't wearing winter camouflage. Make one with the correct fatigues and I'll vote for. In the meantime, Abstain. Modusoperandi 06:58, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment In defence of the crappyness, this was literaly the first thing I ever made in photoshop. Ever. I don't even have the .psd anymore.NewMess1ah 21:43, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Why is this captioned with Canada as being at war in Iraq? Canada's now deployed heavily in Kandahar, but the only involvement in the war on Saddam was in the first Gulf War.

|%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Canadian Soldiers.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/Canadian Soldiers.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Canadian Soldiers.jpg §name=Canadian Special Forces §size=280px §caption=In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their Non-Lethal Weapons§elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley. §credit=NewMess1ah §nom= §fornumber=26 §for=

  1. Self-Nom and For I made this a few years ago back when Canada was just hopping into Afghanistan.--User:NewMess1ah§NewMess1ah 01:34, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  2. For. It actually made me laugh, which is rare. I agree that the execution isn't the greatest though. The two guys in the back are fine, but the ones in the front could use some touching up. --User:Spintherism§Spin 02:54, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  3. For Blame Canada! --{User:Mordillo/sig} 08:14, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  4. For. Sure, you all laugh, but they've got citric acid in those super-soakers. If you've fallen and scraped your knee in the desert, that'll hurt like Hell.--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 12:28, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  5. For. I love it! Sure, the guns look a bit wonky and out of place...but...IT'S SOLDIERS WITH SUPERSOAKERS!! =P User:RadicalX§Rad 12:39, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  6. For. If these are the forces coming to southern Lebanon we are doomed.--{User:Rataube/sig} 15:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    Comment Not necessarily, they might soak anyone who misbehave there by calming them down...I think this pic definitely deserves an article (if it's still doesn't have one) --{User:Mordillo/sig} 15:35, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    Comment I think the article should be Non-Lethal Weapons. User:RadicalX§Rad 21:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  7. WEAK AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. The photoshopping is ugly as hell, but the concept (and the foreground guy's screamyface) makes me giggle. --{User:King In Yellow/sig} 15:55, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  8. For perfection does not necessarily make for funny haha, but this, classic... --[[User:SubPOP§SubPOP]] [[User_talk:SubPOP§talk]] [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home§F@H]] 18:40, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  9. For. --{User:SonicChao/sig} 12:23, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  10. FOR hahahahahahaha....Napoleon is amused--User:Nappy_The_Quarryman§ Private First Class Nappoleon V Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29§MUN Template:undisputed§UND Awards/Better§BET Template:random elvis§ELV Template:Vanitypage§VAN Awards/Spellin Aword§SPEL Template:Sexy§SEXY Template:Werehamster§WH Template:Ninjastar§NS Awards/Grue§GR Template:HMRFRA§HMRFRA Template:Cookie§CM 23:29, 9 August 2006 (UTC)
  11. For. Great. --{User:Sir Cornbread/sig} 19:32, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  12. For Canadians... need the world say more? --{User:Tom mayfair/Sig} 20:25, 11 August 2006 (UTC)
  13. For. I like waterguns. {User:Uncyclopedian/sig}
  14. For --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla§em]]{!}[[Chuck Norris§c]]{!}[[Exclamation mark§!]] Icons-flag-us.png [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla§ ]] 01:17, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
    for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians.
    • Unsigned vote {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 04:54, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  15. Wow, forgot to vote on this. Well, it makes me laugh, so for. --User:Hindleyite§Hindleyite {!} Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise§PL {!} Order of Uncyclopedia§GUN {!} UN:WRITE§WOTM {!} User:Hindleyite/Image Review§Image Review - Use it {!} User talk:Hindleyite§Converse 10:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  16. for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians.--User:Parinoid§Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
  17. Ha Ha ha, this made me laugh, especially the guy who's yelling in the front, For!--User:Witt E,§Wit (User talk:Witt E,§tawk) 19:04, 21 August 2006 (UTC)
  18. For. I lol'd--User:Thekillerfroggy§TKF 02:58, 23 August 2006 (UTC)
  19. {u§NuclearTerrorism}
  20. {u§Donut}
  21. {u§Llama-Llover}
  22. {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ}
  23. {u§Robshadow27}
  24. {u§ForestAngel}
  25. for Canadians are silly :) --User:Shabidoo§Shabidoo 23:27, December 29, 2010 (UTC)

§againstnumber=5 §against=

  1. Against. Poor execution. - {User:Guest/sig} 01:38, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  2. Against Not really that ironic, from a Canadian point of view. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 21:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  3. Against. Bad Photoshop. --{User:anidnmeno/sig} 02:01, 15 August 2006 (UTC)
  4. {u§Marco Raimey}
  5. sage --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 05:58, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

§comments=Featured {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 05:30, 24 August 2006 (UTC)

  • Comment The guns don't look right (that is, they are too blured). {User:Ghelae/sig} 09:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Go, team Canada! Hurrah! User:Modusoperandi§Modusoperandi 20:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
    • I didn't notice before, but the troops aren't wearing winter camouflage. Make one with the correct fatigues and I'll vote for. In the meantime, Abstain. User:Modusoperandi§Modusoperandi 06:58, 10 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment In defence of the crappyness, this was literaly the first thing I ever made in photoshop. Ever. I don't even have the .psd anymore.User:NewMess1ah§NewMess1ah 21:43, 8 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment Why is this captioned with Canada as being at war in Iraq? Canada's now deployed heavily in Kandahar, but the only involvement in the war on Saddam was in the first Gulf War.

}}
Archive - Picture call call by you is the young

Articles young by which


Plus articles young by which | Very page of is the dear to some | Do write of which is wanted | Handicapped people plus | Single page | Look again urine | manuscript attempt of by subject...

Manuscript make of person and the and new people which the monthly
Writer of the month.png

Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.


BePrepared.png

Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!


Noobaward.png

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.


Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Moment | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners


Uncyclopedia's sista projects

Uncyclopedia is hosted by the Uncyclomedia Foundation, a non-profitable organization that also hosts a range of other projects.

Uncyclopedia Languages

This Uncyclopedia, started in 2005, currently contains 30,562 articles. Uncyclopedias are being written in many languages:
United Kingdom
Uncyclopedia
English
United Kingdom
30,562
Desciclopédia
Português
Brazil
50785
アンサイクロペディア
日本語
Japan
19194
Nonsensopedia
Polski
Poland
Wikia 17766
Nonciclopedia
Italiano
Italy
Wikia 14423
Italy
France
Désencyclopédie
Français
France
Wikia 8936
Inciclopedia
Español
Spain
Wikia 12400
偽基百科
正體中文
Taiwan
6417
Uncyclopedia.de
Deutsch
Germany
Wikia 6330
Hikipedia
Suomi
Finland
7300
Finland
Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on November 1, 2016.

Please help us feed our starving pets.

Uncyclopedia is made possible through contributions from readers like you.

All donations go toward the continuation of Uncyclopedia and its community of volunteer editors. If Uncyclopedia has ever made you laugh then we invite you to donate and help us pay for our expensive server(s). You can make all donations using your PayPal account or debit/credit card here. You can also support your local Uncyclopedia by purchasing merchandise from our merchandise store where 15% of all sales goes toward Uncyclopedia. If you cannot donate but still want to help Uncyclopedia monetarily, you can click some of the ads in our e-store to help us keep the rest of the site ad free.

Which is guarded mother Clause and the of just make the the, of which by is known the front people guild Clinjas.