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Image of announcing is {{Votevfp.dpl|image=Canadian Soldiers.jpg |name=Canadian Special Forces |size=280px |caption=In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley. |credit=NewMess1ah |nom= |fornumber=26 |for= Self-Nom and For I made this a few years ago back when Canada was just hopping into Afghanistan.--NewMess1ah 01:34, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. It actually made me laugh, which is rare. I agree that the execution isn't the greatest though. The two guys in the back are fine, but the ones in the front could use some touching up. --Spin 02:54, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For Blame Canada! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:14, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. Sure, you all laugh, but they've got citric acid in those super-soakers. If you've fallen and scraped your knee in the desert, that'll hurt like Hell.--<<>> 12:28, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. I love it! Sure, the guns look a bit wonky and out of place...but...IT'S SOLDIERS WITH SUPERSOAKERS!! =P Rad 12:39, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. If these are the forces coming to southern Lebanon we are doomed.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Comment Not necessarily, they might soak anyone who misbehave there by calming them down...I think this pic definitely deserves an article (if it's still doesn't have one) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 15:35, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Comment I think the article should be Non-Lethal Weapons. Rad 21:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC) WEAK AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. The photoshopping is ugly as hell, but the concept (and the foreground guy's screamyface) makes me giggle. --The King In Yellow (Talk to the Dalek.) 15:55, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For perfection does not necessarily make for funny haha, but this, classic... --SubPOP talk F@H 18:40, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. -- SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 12:23, 9 August 2006 (UTC) FOR hahahahahahaha....Napoleon is amused-- Private First Class Nappoleon V MUN UND BET ELV VAN SPEL SEXY WH NS GR HMRFRA CM 23:29, 9 August 2006 (UTC) For. Great. -- Sir C  Holla | CUN 19:32, 10 August 2006 (UTC) For Canadians... need the world say more? --User:Tom mayfair/Sig 20:25, 11 August 2006 (UTC) For. I like waterguns. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! For --em|c|! ╬ 01:17, 14 August 2006 (UTC) for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians. Unsigned vote —rc (t) 04:54, 17 August 2006 (UTC) Wow, forgot to vote on this. Well, it makes me laugh, so for. --Hindleyite | PL | GUN | WOTM | Image Review - Use it | Converse 10:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC) for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians.--Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC) there now you happy?--Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC) Ha Ha ha, this made me laugh, especially the guy who's yelling in the front, For!--Wit (tawk) 19:04, 21 August 2006 (UTC) For. I lol'd--TKF 02:58, 23 August 2006 (UTC) NuclearTerrorism Donut Llama-Llover §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ Robshadow27 ForestAngel for Canadians are silly :) --Shabidoo 23:27, December 29, 2010 (UTC) |againstnumber=5 |against= Against. Poor execution. - Sikon 01:38, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Against Not really that ironic, from a Canadian point of view. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Against. Bad Photoshop. --ANIDN MENOSCWICZ 02:01, 15 August 2006 (UTC) Marco Raimey sage --Algorithm 05:58, 29 September 2007 (UTC) |comments=Featured —rc (t) 05:30, 24 August 2006 (UTC) Comment The guns don't look right (that is, they are too blured). ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 09:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For Go, team Canada! Hurrah! Modusoperandi 20:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC) I didn't notice before, but the troops aren't wearing winter camouflage. Make one with the correct fatigues and I'll vote for. In the meantime, Abstain. Modusoperandi 06:58, 10 August 2006 (UTC) Comment In defence of the crappyness, this was literaly the first thing I ever made in photoshop. Ever. I don't even have the .psd anymore.NewMess1ah 21:43, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Comment Why is this captioned with Canada as being at war in Iraq? Canada's now deployed heavily in Kandahar, but the only involvement in the war on Saddam was in the first Gulf War. |%PAGE%=Uncyclopedia:VFP/Canadian Soldiers.jpg|%TITLE%=VFP/Canadian Soldiers.jpg|%DATE%=|%USER%=|%ARGS%=§image=Canadian Soldiers.jpg §name=Canadian Special Forces §size=280px §caption=In order to quell the ongoing strife in the Mideast, the Canadian government has elected to send their Non-Lethal Weapons§elite peacekeeping forces into Afghanistan, Iraq and Mos Eisley. §credit=NewMess1ah §nom= §fornumber=26 §for= Self-Nom and For I made this a few years ago back when Canada was just hopping into Afghanistan.--User:NewMess1ah§NewMess1ah 01:34, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. It actually made me laugh, which is rare. I agree that the execution isn't the greatest though. The two guys in the back are fine, but the ones in the front could use some touching up. --User:Spintherism§Spin 02:54, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For Blame Canada! --{User:Mordillo/sig} 08:14, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. Sure, you all laugh, but they've got citric acid in those super-soakers. If you've fallen and scraped your knee in the desert, that'll hurt like Hell.--{User:Bradaphraser/sig} 12:28, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. I love it! Sure, the guns look a bit wonky and out of place...but...IT'S SOLDIERS WITH SUPERSOAKERS!! =P User:RadicalX§Rad 12:39, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. If these are the forces coming to southern Lebanon we are doomed.--{User:Rataube/sig} 15:20, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Comment Not necessarily, they might soak anyone who misbehave there by calming them down...I think this pic definitely deserves an article (if it's still doesn't have one) --{User:Mordillo/sig} 15:35, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Comment I think the article should be Non-Lethal Weapons. User:RadicalX§Rad 21:04, 8 August 2006 (UTC) WEAK AF-FIR-MA-TIVE. The photoshopping is ugly as hell, but the concept (and the foreground guy's screamyface) makes me giggle. --{User:King In Yellow/sig} 15:55, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For perfection does not necessarily make for funny haha, but this, classic... --[[User:SubPOP§SubPOP]] [[User_talk:SubPOP§talk]] [[Uncyclopedia:Folding@home§F@H]] 18:40, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For. --{User:SonicChao/sig} 12:23, 9 August 2006 (UTC) FOR hahahahahahaha....Napoleon is amused--User:Nappy_The_Quarryman§ Private First Class Nappoleon V Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Member_.28MUN.29§MUN Template:undisputed§UND Awards/Better§BET Template:random elvis§ELV Template:Vanitypage§VAN Awards/Spellin Aword§SPEL Template:Sexy§SEXY Template:Werehamster§WH Template:Ninjastar§NS Awards/Grue§GR Template:HMRFRA§HMRFRA Template:Cookie§CM 23:29, 9 August 2006 (UTC) For. Great. --{User:Sir Cornbread/sig} 19:32, 10 August 2006 (UTC) For Canadians... need the world say more? --{User:Tom mayfair/Sig} 20:25, 11 August 2006 (UTC) For. I like waterguns. {User:Uncyclopedian/sig} For --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla§em]]{!}[[Chuck Norris§c]]{!}[[Exclamation mark§!]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla§ ╬ ]] 01:17, 14 August 2006 (UTC) for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians. Unsigned vote {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 04:54, 17 August 2006 (UTC) Wow, forgot to vote on this. Well, it makes me laugh, so for. --User:Hindleyite§Hindleyite {!} Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise§PL {!} Order of Uncyclopedia§GUN {!} UN:WRITE§WOTM {!} User:Hindleyite/Image Review§Image Review - Use it {!} User talk:Hindleyite§Converse 10:35, 15 August 2006 (UTC) for heh heh heh gotta love those wacky Canadians.--User:Parinoid§Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC) there now you happy?--User:Parinoid§Parinoid 02:37, 18 August 2006 (UTC) Ha Ha ha, this made me laugh, especially the guy who's yelling in the front, For!--User:Witt E,§Wit (User talk:Witt E,§tawk) 19:04, 21 August 2006 (UTC) For. I lol'd--User:Thekillerfroggy§TKF 02:58, 23 August 2006 (UTC) {u§NuclearTerrorism} {u§Donut} {u§Llama-Llover} {u§§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ} {u§Robshadow27} {u§ForestAngel} for Canadians are silly :) --User:Shabidoo§Shabidoo 23:27, December 29, 2010 (UTC) §againstnumber=5 §against= Against. Poor execution. - {User:Guest/sig} 01:38, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Against Not really that ironic, from a Canadian point of view. --{User:Zombiebaron/sig} 21:57, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Against. Bad Photoshop. --{User:anidnmeno/sig} 02:01, 15 August 2006 (UTC) {u§Marco Raimey} sage --User_talk:Algorithm§Algorithm 05:58, 29 September 2007 (UTC) §comments=Featured {user:Rcmurphy/sig} 05:30, 24 August 2006 (UTC) Comment The guns don't look right (that is, they are too blured). {User:Ghelae/sig} 09:01, 8 August 2006 (UTC) For Go, team Canada! Hurrah! User:Modusoperandi§Modusoperandi 20:22, 8 August 2006 (UTC) I didn't notice before, but the troops aren't wearing winter camouflage. Make one with the correct fatigues and I'll vote for. In the meantime, Abstain. User:Modusoperandi§Modusoperandi 06:58, 10 August 2006 (UTC) Comment In defence of the crappyness, this was literaly the first thing I ever made in photoshop. Ever. I don't even have the .psd anymore.User:NewMess1ah§NewMess1ah 21:43, 8 August 2006 (UTC) Comment Why is this captioned with Canada as being at war in Iraq? Canada's now deployed heavily in Kandahar, but the only involvement in the war on Saddam was in the first Gulf War. }} Archive - Picture call call by you is the young
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