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TEL AVIV, my love, TEL AVIV! Look around at the many attractive homosexual guys, friendly waving at you and fantasizing about sodomizing your black ass at night. And God bless TEL AVIV.
Tel Aviv is the self-proclaimed "the city that never sleeps" of Israel, and the United Nations-proclaimed capital of Israel. Just like the state of Palestine, which doesn't really want to be a state, the residents of Tel Aviv don't really want to be the capital city. They just know that if they ever become the capital city, they would be required to host the parliament. Since they hate politics, the residents of Tel Aviv (and the Palestinian people) prefer to be just a regular city that hosts the Eurovision now and then. That way, the Palestinians won't have to manufacture their own electricity or work places, and come to work in Tel Aviv like always.
But then the 9/11 of Israel happened, and no Palestinians are allowed in Israel anymore. They just shut down a big fancy restaurant for hiring illegal Palestinians yesterday. So now all the world is declaring that Palestine is a state, but they would never give them any electricity or work places. They still need Israel for that. And Jerusalem will continue to host the parliament of Israel and the Republican crusades. (Full article...)
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A great disturbance was recorded in the historical community today when what appeared to be a preliminary version of the Michelangelan Fresco that decorates the Sistine Chapel was found spraypainted on a remote alleyway in Rome. Notable historians whatsisname and thatguy said it was due to Michelangelo's intense desire to be accepted into the Renaissance art movement, which they say "required a fair amount of street cred."
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