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Bar Refaeli and Rotem Sela, two Israeli supermodels, waiting for their girlfriend, Gal Gadot.
BAR: I just hate this Gal.
ROTEM: I know... She has to be so perfect. I mean, she's a gal and her name is also Gal.
BAR: Yeah! How lame it that?
ROTEM: Did you know I starred in that Zohan movie way before she became Wonder Woman?
BAR: Wow. I didn't know that. Did you get to kiss Adam Sandler? (Full script...)
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So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.
Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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