Will It Blend?

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Will it blend?

Tom Dickson

That is the question.

Opening theme[edit]

Blendtec presents

DO DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO DO...

WILL IT BLEND?

DO DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DO DO DO...

with Tom Dickson

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH...

Introduction[edit]

Tom Dickson

Today I was browsing about Uncyclopedia, but then I realized they didn't have a page about me. Therefore, I am going to blend a page using bits from other wiki pages on the web about me. Now, on Uncyclopedia they say that you shouldn't vandalize. Well, they don't say nothing about sticking an article in a Blendtec blender.

Ingredients[edit]

Firstly, let's stick a potato in there...

Blendtec blender

Now, let's put in a bit of cabal berries...

Blendtec blender

And finally, let's top the whole thing off with a bit of dramamine.

Blendtec blender

I think I'll press the "Edit" button.

Blending[edit]

Blending

Results[edit]

Wiki smoke

Whew, Wiki smoke. Don't breathe this!

Tom Dickson

You know, I think I have a featured article on my hands here.

YES IT BLENDS!


YES, IT BLENDS!

See also[edit]

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