UnTweets:California Gurl
Name: Katy
Location: Candyfornia
Bio: Unforgettable, Undeniable. Fine, Fresh, Fierce, I got it on lock.
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California Gurl
Just hopped off my plane at LAX. Damn thing was an hour late.
1:35pm July 1st from Web
Since when do they let black guys do the announcements at the airport? smh.
1:39pm July 1st from Web
RT @Sn00pyd0gg: Greetings loved ones. Let's take a journey
1:40pm July 1st from Web
I hate when creepers follow me -_-
1:40pm July 1st from Web
I don't think i'm in california anymore...
1:47pm July 1st from Web
Pamphlet lied. This grass is white at best.
1:51pm July 1st from Web
Water is contaminated. searching for alternate source.
1:54pm July 1st from Web
Getting thirsty. Search for water continues.
1:58pm July 1st from Web
No water, but gin and juice works too.
2:06pm July 1st from Web
What the fuck is that?!?!?!?
2:11pm July 1st from Web
THAT BITCH FLIPPED ME OFF! IMMA CUT A BITCH! WHERES MY CUTTIN KNIFE?!
2:11pm July 1st from Web
There's a chick in a bubble. Shes kinda hot.
2:19pm July 1st from Web
I kissed a girl and I liked it ;)
2:20pm July 1st from Web
Not to alarm anyone, but these goddam candy canes are fucking snakes.
2:29pm July 1st from Web
Oh wait! This one isn't ;)
2:31pm July 1st from Web
Sunbathing naked on a cloud. hmu
2:36pm July 1st from Web
This is the second time I've had to rescue a chick from a jell-o block this week. I need new friends.
3:02pm July 1st from Web
Why did my hair change color?
3:38pm July 1st from Web
There are some fucked up creatures in California. And these demonic gingerbread men are pretty weird too.
3:41pm July 1st from Web
Had threesome with the @Jellogirl and the gingerbread man. Ate gingerbread man. Jello girl is starting to look good too.
3:55pm July 1st from Web
@Jellogirl OOPS! Hope we can get past this embarrassing moment. I was still hungry okay?
3:56pm July 1st from Web
Hair changed color again. This is becoming a problem.
4:02pm July 1st from Web
The number of girls trapped in plastic has been surprisingly low.
4:04pm July 1st from Web
Spoke too soon.
4:07pm July 1st from Web
Sunbathing naked on a cloud again.
4:11pm July 1st from Web
One might question where the 8 half-naked dancing girls came from, but not me ;)
4:21pm July 1st from Web
@Sn00pyd0gg you can eat my cupcake ;)
4:22pm July 1st from Web
Cloud turned into Cotton Candy. Not complaining.
4:29pm July 1st from Web
@Jellogirl get my cutting knife. That fucker is back.
4:32pm July 1st from Web
Oh... Shit... it brought friends.
4:33pm July 1st from Web
RT @Sn00pyd0gg: I wonder if she's figured out I want to fuck her yet?
4:33pm July 1st from Web
Sexy dances haven't failed me yet...
4:34pm July 1st from Web
Sexy dances failed me :(
4:36pm July 1st from Web
Attach WHAT to my nipples?!
4:40pm July 1st from Web
I'm willing to try anything once ;)
4:42pm July 1st from Web
This is the third kinkiest thing I have ever attached to my nipples.
4:45pm July 1st from Web
No wait, fourth.
4:46pm July 1st from Web
So just squeeze and the white stuff comes out? That's what my last boyfriend told me too!
4:48pm July 1st from Web
That fucker who flipped me off is dead. @Jellogirl is fucking its corpse. You go Jello girl!
4:52pm July 1st from Web
I think @Jellogirl is dead.
4:54pm July 1st from Web
RIP @Jellogirl
4:56pm July 1st from Web
Sexy dance party with the King of Candyfornia? I think so.
4:59pm July 1st from Web
Hair changed color again. I think I might be dying.
5:26pm July 1st from Web
Gratuitous cleavage shot.
5:33pm July 1st from Web
I hereby dedicate my twitter page to @Jellogirl, who died the way she lived, with a mouth full of a gelatinous product.
9:14am July 2nd from Web