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Art's True Meanings

Score: 3
Nomination: Self-Nom, I think it's funnyJaxpool (talk) 00:16, 5 May 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Jaxpool (talk) 14:16, 7 May 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I'm confused. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 21:39, 7 May 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Well done! ~ Kakun · talk 21:58, 7 May 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Comments

The reason I nominated this article is probably because I made it. However, other people worked really hard to make this article as funny as it is. Several friends of mine have done exceptionally well on making it as funny as it is, and several people that I have no idea who they are worked pretty hard on it. I'm pretty sure one of them is an admin, but don't quote me on that. If you want a good laugh and most likely not learn anything then you should read the page. Then again, if you didn't want that, then why would you be on this site?

I Fucking Love John "Bermuda" Schwartz

Score: 2 reasons for loving John "Bermuda" Schwartz
Nomination: Self-nom. An article explaining why I love John "Bermuda" Schwartz. ~ Kakun · talk 23:27, 19 February 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol heart vote.svg Love! ~ Kakun · talk 23:27, 19 February 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For.roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 11:21, 2 March 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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Behemoth

Score: 2.5 unfunny Polaks
Nomination: Self-nom. This is an UnNews disguised as mainspace, so it has no sources. I really want this to be featured. Behemoth is the band who, by far, suffered the most for doing metal, and now the whole world sees why. ~ Kakun · talk 05:10, 31 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 05:10, 31 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 76.174.146.218 (talk • contribs)
  3. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:09, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Death (band)

Score: 3 things that were better in the 90's and are STILL better
Nomination: ~ Kakun · talk 06:33, 13 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Self-nom - I only discovered in retrospect that Roseanne is Trump's sidekick on Twitter. I guess this makes it an actual article. Even though it's pretty retro. ~ Kakun · talk 06:33, 13 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. Zombieche.png Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:12, 11 February 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Jaxpool (talk) 18:27, 8 May 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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UnNews:Russia meddles in Fox's 'The Four' singing competition

Score: 2.5 people who are eager to join #TeamLaunch
Nomination: 174.112.110.244 (talk) 01:59, 10 January 2018 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nominator, on behalf of #TeamLaunch and those who give a damn about original formats. 174.112.110.244 (talk) 02:01, 10 January 2018 (UTC) (IP from Canada), see you at 9:00 tomorrow night! 174.112.110.244 (talk) 02:01, 10 January 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg Nyet Self For. The show redeemed itself in its second episode last night, but I still love my take on the bad calls Diddy made. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:34, 12 January 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. As a fan of singing shows, but not a fan of rap music or Trump, I give this a big Fo(u)r.73.109.179.60 (talk) 20:22, 19 May 2018 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

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