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4.13 votes per article • Goal: 15

   

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  • Writers: don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Voters: Please try and include some kind of reasoning. When voting against, explain where the article falls short so that the author can perhaps try and fix it up and improve it.
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All nominated articles

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Cunnilingus

Score: 1
Nomination: 14.139.123.36 (talk) 09:15, 13 November 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 1
  1. That's funny! Nuttymays 18:17, 15 November 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnNews:This is a window

Score: 3 crusader(s) against alternative facts
Nomination: Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 08:18, 29 October 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. This is an amazing work. Getting the feature in while it's still hot. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 08:18, 29 October 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 17:14, 29 October 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. -- SpookyBus 21:55, 29 October 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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Paul is Dead

Score: 0.5
Nomination: 65.29.98.39 (talk) 00:32, 24 September 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 0.5
  1. PAUL IS DEAD?!?!?!?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! i meant AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (which is latin, in fact.) 39.117.205.44 (talk) 03:40, 24 September 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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L7

Score: 2.5 Shiny Sparkles
Nomination: ~ Kakun · talk 18:48, 3 September 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 2.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is an Uncyc self-parody which is pretty hard to make it work (I like You Are Gay) so I'm pretty proud of it. ~ Kakun · talk 18:48, 3 September 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. It's also a cautionary tale on how NOT to do radical feminism. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 23:19, 3 September 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. Coyote (talk) 02:55, 4 September 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

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UnNews:Trump presidency just a dream, George W. Bush still president

Score: 5 moments of Trump's presidency we'd like to forget
Nomination: RealLifeCartman (talk) 11:49, 17 August 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-nom and for I wrote this because Trump's presidency is a nightmare anybody would forget. That and I don't think UnNews can make Trump's presidency funny anymore. RealLifeCartman (talk) 11:49, 17 August 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 12:02, 17 August 2017 (UTC)
  3. Fedora2.png
    *tip* -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:56, Aug. 17, 2017
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. ~ Kakun · talk 21:25, 17 August 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Despite the fact it's not. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 22:55, 17 August 2017 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. Ha, ha, and ha. Three of the sweetest words in the English Language. (drops four tildes) 174.117.155.128 (talk) 02:28, 27 October 2017 (UTC) 174.117.155.128 (talk) 02:28, 27 October 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. trumpand this 104.13.180.211 (talk) 19:46, 22 August 2017 (UTC)

vote

Benito Mussolini

Score: 4.5
Nomination: Leverage (talk) 11:16, 21 June 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5

Symbol for vote.svg For. The revolting post mortem picture of Mussolini on Wikipedia inspired this rewrite. Leverage (talk) 11:16, 21 June 2017 (UTC)

  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Dr Funny (talk) 17:44, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:54, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  3. Fedora2.png
    *tip* -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:43, Jul. 21, 2017
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Succbendro (talk) 13:14, 13 November 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0.5
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. 24.209.50.78 (talk) 22:39, 14 July 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • 24.209.50.78 is literally Hitler. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:43, Jul. 21, 2017

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Robert Bresson

Score: 2 gay fish
Nomination: ~ Kakun · talk 02:00, 5 June 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. This is another oldy I'm pretty proud of. I don't blame you if you don't know Robert Bresson, but this could be an article about Michael Haneke just as well. Which I DO blame you if you don't know him because he's the emperor of the world. ~ Kakun · talk 02:00, 5 June 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Minimalist. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:41, 5 June 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:29, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For - I didn't get it until I went to the Wikipedia page. That means it's clever. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 16:46, Jul. 21, 2017
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol declined.svg Against. Didn't really like it. Dr Funny (talk) 17:46, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Not really comedic enough, no pictures either. Nuttymays 07:16, 23 October 2017 (UTC)

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Cyberchase

Score: 2.5 Bastard Children of Jesus
Nomination: Abacab (talk) 05:20, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
For Votes: 5.5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Written well (mostly not my own material, rather it's material from users Equiop and PerfumeRepair).--Abacab (talk) 05:20, 8 May 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like the page except for the lack of images. The lack of images annoy me. Somebody should work on that. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:20, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. I've never seen the show but funny enough. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:22, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Nostalgia... – Wageslav (talkctbslog) 20:42, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. It hits me. -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 21:50, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
Against Votes: 3
  1. Symbol declined.svg Meh - I mean, I didn't like Cyberchase growing up, so I'm not getting the nostalgic vibe from it. But I also thought it was kind of middle-of-the-road as an article. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 22:45, May. 21, 2017
  2. Symbol declined.svg Against. Dr Funny (talk) 17:48, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol declined.svg Against. I'm 24 and what is this? SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 19:23, 6 July 2017 (UTC)
Comments
  • There's two images in the article. How many more would you say it needs?--Abacab (talk) 01:26, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
    • At least 1 more would be nice. Somewhere in the range of 3-5 images for an article this length would be my suggestion. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:32, 9 May 2017 (UTC)
  • I don't know what cyberchase is and subsequently did not find this amusing. - B@NZai k!tten BANZAI! (Meow?)B 11:40, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
    • An early 2000s show on PBS.--Abacab (talk) 19:47, 10 May 2017 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Funnily enough, this article failed VFH on the Spoon. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 03:33, 19 May 2017 (UTC)

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