User talk:OPOSSUM

hayu kʰəltəs-wawa pi hayu kʰanawi-qʰa kʰiyutən-əx̣

Or, A Bunch of Bullshit [Figuratively] Here and A Bunch of Horseshit [Literally] that is [Literally] Everywhere.

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Spot the typo! Also I am declaring war on Alula

Oh fuck 22:24, 21 October 2023 (UTC)

DAVE WAS HERE--Donkeygod7

Hi dave Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 15:30, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

My favorite series of video game consoles is the toaster Donkeygod7

I had a wii as a kid, unfortunately you can not use a wii as a toaster Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:43, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

You can if you overheat it enough Donkeygod7

Good point Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:32, 14 March 2024 (UTC)

But now I can't play my favorite wii game m&ms cart racing Donkeygod7

Nice, but I've never played that – Preceding unsigned comment added by OPOSSUM (talk • contribs)

Beanz error

You have eaten too many beanz and are banned from eating them until March 25 99999999999999 >:(

jk it's just a joke :D Donkeygod7

I know ... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:30, 25 March 2024 (UTC)

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 Bad Motherfucker GET FUCKED!  23:20, 31 March 2024 (UTC)

Just as I was about to retire or something, I know that I've been relatively inactive lately... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 03:21, 1 April 2024 (UTC)

Various Opossum Quotes, Out of Context

"Oh God no, not the Oxford Comma!"
"I barely got away after the whale vomited me out and I got a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial."
"You're still a motherfucker, even if it was my mom..."
"Rather the creature possesses the asshole of an Ethiopian naked mole-rat."
"I love its butthole and its hoohoo so much and its big and juicey and it is so soft and warrrrrrmm!!!"
"If you do see a speck in this area, it is likely dust or crumbs on your screen, not the microscopic word "DENALI"."
"There's no way that one of those ants crawled into my asshole."
Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 06:13, 2 April 2024 (UTC)

Moccasins.

mocassins.

Holy fuck did you draw this???? It's an incredible drawing man, specially considering it was made in MS Paint. It's really colorful, and the shading is on point. Maybe you should consider being a pixel artist or something like that. Or don't. It's your life, after all. Really good drawing, still.

P.S.: All hail to Lord Móckasiin of Moccasinia. DaniPine3 (talk) 22:48, 16 April 2024 (UTC)

Thank you so much DaniPine3! Yep, I drew that. I used to be an amateur pixel artist. However, I have moved on since then (mostly.) Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 23:10, 16 April 2024 (UTC)

You're welcome :)
Why did you move on from pixel art, though? It seems that you're pretty good at it. DaniPine3 (talk) 19:55, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

I had other things to do, and I lost interest Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:52, 18 April 2024 (UTC)

Well, I hope that you find the interest and the time you need in the near future 👍DaniPine3 (talk) 00:09, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

I'll graduate high school in two months, and I'm currently trying to pass the driver's exam. I'll be off to work on hiking trails in Alaska for a while before coming back home to get an actual job...

Anyway, my current hobbies include hiking, wandering around town, kayaking, facebook, editing the chinook jargon wikipedia, screwing around in the woods, jogging, and chilling out with you guys on Uncyclopedia... stuff's changed a bit since 2021. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 00:52, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

In that case, I hope that you pass high school as well as getting your new liscence. Working in Alaska has to be tough, considering how cold the weather is there.
I'm currently studying at an arts school, and I, too, have lost a bit of enthusiasm in drawing. I thought this was going to be something I'd like, but it turns out there's a ton of exhausting work behind a simple drawing. I still have next year, and when I finish, I don't know what I'll be doing, honestly. Luckily for me, I now have time to take a break, meaning that I have more time to edit here at the Uncyclopedia (and thinking about the future as well). DaniPine3 (talk) 11:31, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

I didn't know that you study in an art school. Good luck with that, because... reasons. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 19:00, 19 April 2024 (UTC)

funny that you mention that...DaniPine3 (talk) 16:08, 20 April 2024 (UTC)

HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THAT Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 22:38, 20 April 2024 (UTC)

🤷‍♂️DaniPine3 (talk) 23:56, 20 April 2024 (UTC)

Hey, I've seen you've created this UnNews article about Móckasiin getting exposed, however, it might be too in-jokey to be in "mainspace"That's what is called, right? right?.
I was thinking that maybe you could move it to A story built one article at a time, where the joke would be more understandable, and that way Alula's article wouldn't be lonely anymore. Or don' t, if you don't want to. It's your article, after all. DaniPine3 (talk) 17:37, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

I guess that works... Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 17:42, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Btw, here's a cool fact: Móckasiin's true name (Jaques Noir) is actually a reference to this guy.DaniPine3 (talk) 18:18, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

I know Jack Black and all, but what does he have to do with moccasins? Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:19, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Nothing, really. It's just the first name that appeared in my head. If it had been about moccasins, he would still be the leader of Moccasinia, wouldn't he?
Btw, did you click the link? That's not Jack Black, just someone with a name that means the same DaniPine3 (talk) 18:38, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Ok so uhh, of course that isn't Jack Black. Also know basically nothing about what homestuck is or what it's about. Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 18:41, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

It's somewhat of a good webcomic. I was lucky to not know anything about it until 2021,so I got to read it all and didn't have to wait several months for it to keep updating just to get a really shitty ending that doesn't tie the story at all (btw: the story is only good halfway through. After that the story spirals down because its author literally stopped trying).
The character of John reminded me of Homestuck's character (John Egbert), which is why I decided to name the villain that way. DaniPine3 (talk) 18:52, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Uhh kewl o̬ ̬ o̬ Oᑭöᔑᔑᙀᙏ (vandalize my talk page) 20:31, 22 April 2024 (UTC)