User:Miley Spears

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Miley Spears was an amazing flash in the pan who last wrote here May 6, 2010, then was blocked from coming back by The Agents of Greyface. Well guess what? As of exactly five years later....


I'M BACK!!!!!


Now that I graduated summa cum laude from a major university, I have more time to sit on the toilet.


Edits[edit]

729 = Edits I made during my first month (if you don't count that one day) (Discordian note: 23.5+ per day[1])

2,217 = Edits I've made since I started here (if you do count that one day)

Articles I created[edit]

Every non UnNews article I created (except for one) was huffed before I wrote it. And all three of my solo featured articles were previously huffed.
I am the UNHUFFING MISTRESS!

Articles I majorly revised[edit]

Articles I'm secretly working on (or planning to) so don't tell[edit]

Articles I helped Colonize[edit]

Imperial Colonization Projects




Articles on my User Page[edit]

Pee Reviews[edit]

Some people have peed on me and I've peed on people too!

I Peed on Somebody[edit]

Somebody Peed on Me[edit]

Who's your Daddy? And Mommy?[edit]

I'm the daughter of Goddess Discordia and Discordian Cainad, which makes me a Discordian American Princess and a Goddess.

Who's your Baby?[edit]


My son won Noob of the Month for September 2009!
So now I'm a proud Mommy! But he's old enough to be on his own now.

I'm a proud Grandma too! My granddaughter Puffskein and my son HELPME are on their own now too, but I still have granddaughter Little Mermaid who swam away from home :( and grandson Rifting!!!

Awards and Nominations[edit]

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Commander of the Order
  • Noob of the Month Nominee (2X) (August 2009). Disqualified on a technicality[2] both times. Oh well.


Newcookie.gif Somebody has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
GoldenShower.jpg Rejoice, Miley Spears! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
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For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

I got three GSA's so far!


Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month September 2009




My Annoying User Boxes[edit]

See my beginning collection of self-made user boxes at User:Miley Spears/Userboxes or see lots more at Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes.

Clock.gif If you don't count that one day, this user has been on Uncyclopedia for
8 years, 10 months and 16 days.

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This user has been blocked
2 times.
Sacred Chao.png This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
Sacred chao.png This user is a Discordian. If you don't know what that means, consult your pineal gland. Perhaps the Goddess will tell you, if She feels like it. Maybe not. She might be in one of Her moods.
Brain.gif This user's IQ is over 145 - two glasses of wine.
Girly Girl.jpg This user likes to edit while naked.
Hello kitty toilet.jpg This user likes to pee on people do Pee Reviews.


VERY OLD PERSON.jpg This user's real age is:
23 years,  1 month and 18 days.


Footnotes[edit]

  1. 23 and 5 are both holy Discordian numbers. I didn't plan it this way, honest. It just happened. By Goddess Eris
  2. If you want a chance at NotM, don't be here for one day, be gone for a month and a half, and then edit like crazy. If you're only here for one day and then come back much later, start a new account, fool!