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WHO THE HELL IS WHY?
UPDATED 2018 June: I'm just a guy who used to be honorable Uncyclopedia editor until I suddenly discovered some people pay for this stuff. But my Yahoo gig is over, and My Mommy said she needed me, so here I am. Yes, I'm a cheap slut. But then you knew that.
The Rest is Below
“I don't think the writers work as hard as they used to, and I think they may lack experience because I don't think the writing is as good as it used to be.”
Quote at http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2415904.ece
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Received as Nominator of the Month for February 2010
Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2010
Useless Gobshite of the Month December 2009
Reviewer of the Month November 2009
Noob of the Moment September 2009
(Archery written with Syndrome)
(supervised the great IC team)
(supervised the great IC team)
Yes, some of these are redundant with the above. And your point is?
(Bruce Wayne was Batman but we changed him.)
(Actually, I did virtually nothing on this article except oversee some small IC stuff and write a Pee Review.)
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Articles I done created
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Imperial Colonization Articles I done helped write
Imperial Colonization Articles I done headed the writing thereof
Articles I done plan to rewrite while no one's looking
Pee Reviews I done did
My Pee Reviews
- Also see My Pee Review Table (which you're welcome to rip off, especial as it's a rip off of the original)
Proofreading I done did
See My Proofreads (like you'd really care).
Images I done created
Current signature (minus date stamp)
- Also see My signature collection
Not my current signature but I think it's cool
Something I ripped off from some wanker
- 7,785 = Number of edits I did here using my sockpuppet since I started here on Elul 13, 5769
- 7,785 = Number of times I've wasted time here using my sockpuppet since I started here on Elul 13, 5769
- 1 = Number of Uncyclopedians I've married
- 1 = Number of Uncyclopedians I've divorced
- 2 = Number of Users I adopted here who became CUNs (User:HELPME, User:Puffskein).
- 2 = Number of Users I adopted here who were very productive then suddenly vanished (User:Little Mermaid, User:Rifting. I swear I did not eat them. Burp).
- 1 = Number of featured vanity articles here that are about me
- 1 = Number of not featured vanity articles here that are about me
- 1 = Number of not featured vanity articles here that are about my other sockpuppet
- 274 = Number of new users I've welcomed here since 7 Oct. 2009 (255 in 2009) (Please help)
- 52 = Number of official Pee Reviews I done did
- 18 = Number of articles that followed all or almost all of my official Pee Review suggestions and got featured
- 2 = Number of articles that followed all or almost all of my unofficial Pee Review suggestions and got featured
- 1 = Number of articles that followed some but less than almost all of my official Pee Review suggestions and got featured
- 2 = Number of articles that followed at least some of my official Pee Review suggestions and got featured in a special category (HowTo, UnNews, Why?, etc.)
- 3+ = Number of articles that ignored all or almost all of my official Pee Review suggestions and tried but failed to get featured (I haven't been active for a while so lost track)
- x = Number of wikis I've edited
- 1999 = Number of the year (CE) I started editing Wikis (anyone remember when Douglas Adams was in charge of H2G2?)
- 5 = Number of accredited colleges and universities I've attended for at least one class session
- 37 = Number of degrees I have (Celsius)
- 98.6 = Number of degrees I have (Farenheit)
- 20 = Number of people who have vandalised my user page (please update this number when you vandalise)
- 62 = Number of times my user page has been vandalised (please update this number when you vandalise)
- 2 = Number of vanity pages other people have made for me
- 8 = Number of the day in March 2010 I was admitted to the Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame
- 3 = Number of racist/ethnic/disability jokes I find amusing
- 3 = Number of times I lied about my age on Uncyclopedia
- 1 = Number of people here who've accused me of being a bee lover (someone noticed that every one of my articles mentions bees. Really truly believe.
- 0 = Number of Noobs I'm currently keeping an eye on
- 1.2 = Number of the version of Netscape Navigator I use to surf the Internets
- 1 = Number of times I've yelled at someone to their face in the past 15 years
- 5 = Number of Uncyclopedians who have given me cyberhugs (Luvvy, Miley Spears, Little Mermaid, Black flamingo11, Lyrithya)
- 86.854.32.179 = Number of my super secret agent ID
- 1 = Number of redirecting sockpuppets I had on Uncyclopedia that were huffed (Goodbye User:Why?)
- 1 = Number of redirecting sockpuppets I had on Uncyclopedia that were unhuffed (Hello User:Why?)
- 1 = Number of sockpuppets I used and got away with (User:Why do I need to provide this?
- 3 = Number of people I expect to read all this (Mommy, Me and my weird uncle who likes to watch).