User:DougalthePanda

Stuff I Am

This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.

This user is a member of the
Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

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"We're after your children and pets."

YA

This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk ... or a student.

YA

This user needs a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over . . . NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.

Captain of Imperial Colonization
This loyal subject colonizes savage lands for the Glory of the Empire and is recognized as Captain of Her Majesty's Imperial Navy.

This user is a total UKer

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and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.

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(British Uncyclopedians)

Hello, im dougal and contrary to popular theories i am not a panda.

Stuff I find useful

Beginner's Guide

How to be funny and not just stupid

featured articles

About Uncyclopedia

The five pliers of Uncyclopedia

How to get started editing on uncyclopedia

Help Pages

rewrite

Imperial Colonization

Stuff Im Doing

Reasons not to be a devout Christian -- Rewrite Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Parthenogenesis

Stuff Im Considering

Power Plants

User:DougalthePanda/Special Fucking Around Area

Stuff Ive Done

Parthenogenesis

Featured Colonization: Creationism

This entity contributed to a Colonization which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

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Featured Article: Creationism

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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Serving as a proud member of Imperial Colonization, in the name of Her Majesty The Queen

This user created Parthenogenesis, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!

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