User:Codeine

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    your anti-drug



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Deletion Award.gif This user is an administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban.
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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12 years, 9 months and 17 days.

British flag.gif This user is a total UKer,
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
Gull in flight2.jpg This user is a Master Seaguller
and knows how to hit the spot
sh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Srpski-Hrvatski.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.
Yd-N A native speaker of Yoda, this user is.
rh-G This user does not speak Random Humour and furthermore believes Random Humour to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Random Humour.
Protein.GIF I joined the Folding@home team, because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
Portsmouthbadge.png This user supports Pompey F.C

(These people do as well)

Guitar-22px.jpg This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Jsbach-bass.jpg This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Grandpiano.gif This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Anti-Benson.JPG This user denounces BENSON.

“The necessity of living in the midst of the diabolical citizens of Portsmouth is a real and unavoidable calamity. It is a doubt to me if there is such another collection of demons upon the whole earth.”

~ General James Wolfe, 1758

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Stuff I Started

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...in addition to ruining other people's hard work.

Images I made

Awards, Titles and Honours

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Grand Cross of the Order
Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2006
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Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.






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