User:Roger The Bum

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Badges of honor[edit | edit source]

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Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter
This person has been awarded a Honorary Quarter by Roger The Bum for the coolest guy I have ever met. Period. Congratulations. --Roger The Bum


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This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.


Spare a quarter?

Ninjastars[edit | edit source]

Weapons of Choice[edit | edit source]

User:Roger The Bum/Weapons

What people say about Roger[edit | edit source]

“Fifty years ago we'd have Roger The Bum upside-down with a fucking fork up the ass!”

~ Michael Richards on Roger The Bum

“I.. can't let you do that, Roger The Bum!”

~ Star Wolf on Roger The Bum

“All Your Base Are Belong To Roger.”

~ CATS on Roger

“Meh”

~ Some Guy on Roger

Famous quotes[edit | edit source]

“Gefahrt Gefahrt und Heibelshliefelmussenkukelfahrtfahrt-undfahrt!”

~ Roger The Bum on Tchus Tchus

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Quotes on his bumness[edit | edit source]

“Money is the root of all evil, so as a bum, I guess I run as sudo.”

~ Roger The Bum on his financial situation, or Linux

“Spare A Quarter?”

~ Roger The Bum on his financial situation

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poetry

Pages Within[edit | edit source]

WN Wiki:PWNZ0RED

TAKING OFF EVERY SIG!

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OMG SANDBOX :D