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A song that shows that stalkers have feelings too.

Lyrics

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I'm watching you up in this tree

I see everything that you do

That dress is nice, those shoes are fine

and I really like your hair-do


Who's that guy you're with tonight

Man he seems like such a jerk

I could treat you so much better

but you and me would never work


Cause I'm a stalker Oooooo

Well I'm a stalker Yeaaaahhh

I've been watching you for such a long time

Why does stalking have to be a crime

And I'm a stalker Ooooooo

Well I'm a stalker Yeaaaahhhhh


You finally moved away from here

Relocated to a new town

I'm here in jail but never fear

When I get out I'll track you down

Cause I'm a stalker Oooooo

Well I'm a Stalker Yeaaaahhh

I've been watching you for such a long time

Why does stalking have to be a crime

And I'm a stalker Ooooooo

Well I'm a stalker Yeaaaahhh


(Drug... Alcohol... Instrumental Break)


I've been watching you for so long

I see everything you do

I've been watching you for so long

I see everything you do


'Cause I'm a stalker Ooooo

Well I'm a Stalker Yeaaaahhh

I've been watching you for such a long time

Why does stalking have to be a crime

And I'm a stalker Ooooooo

Well I'm a stalker Yeaaaa

I'm a stalker Oooooo

Now I'm a stalker Yeaaaaahhh

Now I'm a stalker


Credit

Lyrics, Vocals, Guitar, Bass: Some stalker

Drums and other stuff that won't get you laid: J Veezy

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