Commander of the Order
Real 100% silver Articles (wherein Bold means featured, invisible means quasi-featured):
- Archery -- Collab with Why do I need to provide this?
- Teabag everything that moves -- Wait, Syndrome actually writes stuff?
- UnScripts:CKC2k Reviews the Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic - A failed experiment.
- Heinrich himmler is GAY--No comment.
- The Lorax--Based on the Lewis Carroll poem. You know, the one that goes like "and the Lorax outgrabe..."
- Please don't delete this page--PRETTY PLEASE!
- The life of MC Hammer--Rewrite for Conservation Week.
- North--In the spirit of North Korea Day.
- UnNews:High-school football player attacks 14-year-old girl
- UnNews:Scandal erupts over magazine cover featuring Obama
- UnNews:Emmanuel Goldstein dies
Other stuff I've done:
- Translated Let Someone Else Do It from Spanish. (2nd best article of August 2009! Holy crap!)
- Your mom. (This is actually a WIP. I'm doing your mom right now.)
- Pee Reviews
Articles I want to do:
- Bad Dudes--Mr. T and Hannibal. It makes perfect sense somehow.
- Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana--This is so awesome, I can't resist rewriting it.
- Bruce Campbell--This article needs fixing, and I only hope that I'm groovy enough to do it.
Stuff I regret:
- The wince-inducing audio to Mah Nà Mah Nà.
- Chun Li Dynasty--Embarassing, but less so.
- Neutrino--Kind of embarrassing.
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