User:The Humbled Master

This user is the

July 2007

Playwright of the Month

The Humbled Master has learned his lesson.

Henceforth, he will:

1. Stay away from the Original Jesus page.

2. Be a good little contributer.

3. Never again f_ck with the Famine.

This is his creed. He will obey it always.

Famine bless.

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Featured Article: UnBooks:Who Killed God?

This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!

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