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UnTunes:Ain't Another Way (The Pedophile's Lament)

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It's a strange world we live in. Songs misleadingly named after cocaine become #1 hits, video games in which you have sex with Aphrodite while unclothed maidens watch and moan are somehow not considered porn, and a cartoon that frequently depicts grisly violence and extremely crass humor is frequently called the most socially-aware comedy on television. Even so, our society still has some boundaries which they will not cross. One of the most clear-cut "lines" is pedophilia, which is often described as "repugnant" and "disgusting," and as such art depicting pedophilia in a sympathetic light is usually suppressed. We at UnTunes think this is unfair, and because of that, we have arranged for the song Ain't Another Way to be forever available for free download. Enjoy...just don't tell the Feds, OK?




The climactic shot from the music video, which won no MTV Video Music Awards.

Don't be afraid of this world, little boy
Come rest your head on my shoulder, play with your new toy
I got it just for you
Your body on mine sends chills down my spine
Come to my van and I'll pour you some wine


To loosen you up, you little man, you seem so tense
Why don't you relax and have some fun, here's some incense
To set the mood for you
You have to grow up sometime, it might as well be now
You wonder how it all works, well I can show you how


Oooh oooh oooh oooh


Well your mama calls you baby but I wanna call you babe
Your papa may have left you but you know that I would stay
You'd make me cry like you cried in your crib last night
If you told me goodbye
Can't you try to see that there ain't another way
Can't you try to see that there ain't another way


Why'd you run away, my little friend? Are you scared?
I'm just an old man on a park bench, this isn't fair
All I want is you
I promise that I'd treat you right, I'd make your life my own
I'd call you in the morning on your Sesame Street phone


And every single night, I'd tuck you in so tight
I'd hug you close to me, 'cause you're all that I'd see
Then the morning after I'd watch all your favorite shows
Gabba Gabba, Lazy Town, and Go Diego Go
Then when you got old and gray I'd drop you off at school
But now I see that I am just a fool


Well your mama calls you baby but I wanna call you babe
Your papa may have left you but you know that I would stay
You'd make me cry like you cried in your crib last night
If you told me goodbye
Can't you try to see that there ain't another way
Can't you try to see that there ain't another way


Can't you try to see that there ain't another way

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