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User:Zana Dark

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This ain't your daddy's Wikipedia — ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... ~ Zana Dark Scribble.gif


   

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Hello, <insert name here>.

I don't know why you're here. Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all of your edits. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well make yourself comfortable!!!

  Random Joke:

Cquote1.svg I've been going to a lot of weddings lately, which wouldn't be so bad except for all of the older, grandmotherly types poking me in the ribs, cackling,
"You're next!"
They stopped doing that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Sophia-Loren.jpg GOLD IS COLD:
  Diamonds are dead.
A limousine is a car,
don't pretend.
Feel what's real.
~ J'adore
To request adoption, help with editing, or to just generally whore yourself, please leave
me a message here:

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