User:Zana Dark

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User:Zana Dark


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This ain't your daddy's Wikipedia — ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... ~ Zana Dark Scribble.gif



















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Articles I've Written, Largely Contributed to, and/or Maintain:

Most Recent:
UnBooks, UnPoetia, UnNews, HowTo, Etc:
Official Stuff

Articles I've Assisted With:

Articles I Recommend Reading:

Audio I've Recorded:

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Hello, <insert name here>.

I don't know why you're here. Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all of your edits. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well make yourself comfortable!!!

  Random Joke:

Cquote1.svg Happiness is like peeing your pants.
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
Sophia-Loren.jpg GOLD IS COLD:
  Diamonds are dead.
A limousine is a car,
don't pretend.
Feel what's real.
~ J'adore
To request adoption, help with editing, or to just generally whore yourself, please leave
me a message here:

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This is Zana Dark 3.0. Click here for Version 2.0

This is Tom Yorkshire's magnum opus, No Cucumbers, as performed by the band Rad Iohead.



A bar that's full of vegetation

A bunch of different lettuce

Spinach you won't eat

You need a healthy lunch

Bring down your weight a bit

You eat way too much fast food

I'll take a vinaigrette

A spring mix, some mesclun maybe

With no onions and no cucumbers

No olives and no tomatoes

No croutons or cauliflower



This is bleu cheese dressing

It makes my belly ache

With no carrots and no garbanzos

No mushrooms or bacon bits

No cabbage and no bell peppers please

Such a pretty day for brunch, a salad bar

No radish or avocados

No raisins and no cranberries

No onions and no cucumbers please

Cquote1.svg I won't be eating most of this. Cquote2.svg
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