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“Think of me more as a Fidel Castro to the current ruling Raul Castros.”

~ Chronarion on his role in Uncyclopedia for the last 4 years

Useless Gobshite of the Month Award Useless Gobshite of the Month October 2010 Uncyclopedian of the Year Award Uncyclopedian of the Year 2004

Asian of the Month Award Asian of the Month September 2015
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Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
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Uncyclopedia dictator-in-perpetual-absence. Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Year. Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Year


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                             Ancient Gods of the Greek Mythology
                              (also known as the Christ family)
 
                                       Chaos
                                          |       
                                      Chronos==|==Chaos
                                               |
                   -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
                   |         |                                                       |           |
                 Zeus===|===Hera===|===This Guy==========|=====Fairy Godmother   Hades==|==Poseidon
                        |          |                     |                              |
       ---------------------       |                -----------                     Anonymous
       |        |          |       |                |         |
     Venus=|=Athena      Hermes    |---Antithe  Tinkerbell   God===|===Virgin Mary
           |      |          |     |---Athe                        |
 Chaos=|=Atana==|=Seiya  Peter Pan |---Pan                  Original Jesus
       |   |    |                                                  |
Godzilla  Amy  Girly                               ...and we all know what happened then