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Lazy wikipedians often use the wikipedia talk pages to attempt to get other Wikipedians to add something to the article that they want in the article, but are too indolent to add themselves.

99.9999987% of the time these requests are completely ignored.

Examples (Real wikipedia user page requests, modified to protect the slothful):

  • Section only provides on view of the debate...The author provided their own interpretation of the events and not a unbiased view. Comments like something is "hard to understand" imply a position...

    Please revise this.
  • This article is biased and needs NPOV correction.

Gripes[edit]

Fork, this article really man. Didn't this nose sucked a man while it wrote things? --Whaaa 11:00, a long time after everyone else wrote theirs 2007 {UTC}

Man, this article really sucks. Did this guy write it with a fork up his nose? --Joe7 10:44, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)

  • Yeah, man. It's just another racist, gay, fart joke. --Panama! 11:21, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
    • Hey, I hate to inturrupt your conversation, but you guys should look at my new article, Racist, Gay, Fart Joke. --;) 11:42, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
  • Votes for deletion: --Georgyh 11:32, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
    • Delete I arragantly feal better than this article --Panama! 11:43, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
    • Delete [Smug scowl] --theguyofit 12:42, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
    • Keep If not for gay, racist, fart jokes, what do we have? --qwertyuiopasdfhjkl; 1:27, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
    • Redirect Wouldn't you think that Mr Rogers and Mr. Rogers should be the same article? --Joe7 13:07, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)
    • Ignore it and drink some beer Anybody with me? --snCandyman 14:12, 23 Jan 2005 (UTC)

Cajoling[edit]

Hey, can anybody make me a picture of this? --ME!!!!!!! 7:42, 20 Jan 2005 (UTC)

  • I don't think that would be humanly possible. --Panama! 11:14, 21 Jan 2005 (UTC)

See also[edit]

Hey guys, this page is the same! --User:Cn.Obvvy 00:13 26 February 2005 (UTC)