User:Dawg

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You have somehow come to the temple of...

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...a 34° UnMason and Lifetime Member of the Adminatti Quorum of Nine

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Dawg

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      Abandoned at birth, Dawg was raised by a pack of Wolves (and a chipmunk) in the dense woodlands of north-western Wyoming. It was here that he honed his hunting skills, his love of the chase, and his ferocity in the kill. His feral nature is always brimming below the surface.
      Since the beginning of his time at Uncyclopedia, Dawg has been that ninja in the shadows, hidden but ready to strike. He lies dormant much of the time, but don't be deceived. He's always watching and he will find you. And when he does, you won't even know what hit you.
      However, only vandals need fear his wrath. If you're kind and funny, Dawg will shower you with cookies and love. He is kind, sweet, soft, and cuddly and has never huffed kittens.
      Dawg spends his spare time invading Belgium, whittling and snuffing n00bs.




Important Places

Make this your homepage if you need to.
Yes, this is all about you.
If you need tips.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
Having the evil urge to create a template?
Why your articles suck.
Need more piss?
The outhouse, the loo, the john, the crapper.


Quote of the Day

"I blocked all of AOL and I felt fine."

- Dawg


Stalk

Deciphering the IRC

(Due to using a bouncer, I might be logged in but not there.)

dawguncyc - Usually somewhat available.
dawg|away - Not there, will be back eventually.
dawg|meatspace - Stuck in meatspace.
dawg|sleep - Incapacitated due to biological requirements.
dawg|mobile - Logged in from my mobile.
Location 
Pacific Time (UTC-8)
Cycle 
Natural homosapien day/night cycle - 17 hours awake, 8 asleep. I had to get a real job.
Pics 
This is what I look like most of the time, and this is what I look like when I catch you stalking me. Any questions?

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This user page was sponsored by the Society for the Praise and Promotion of Brigadier Sir Dawg (SPPBSD).