User talk:RealLifeCartman

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Welcome![edit source]

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Nice work on the election news item, BTW.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

About Your Request For A Collaboration[edit source]

I'd rather not collaborate on the fake Nicktoon article, because I think the media has sensationalized Trump way too much, and parodies of his views are becoming filled with Strawman arguements and false assumptions, and it seems like a very cheap attempt at humor. Yes, Trump has said stupid things, I won't deny that.

What other ideas do you have? --Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 01:12, 29 August 2017 (UTC)

Well... It took me days to come up but something about "autistic people and their relation to children shows like Arthur, Spongebob and That's So Raven"; I have experience in the topic since I used to do that and you probably do too so that could work out.
I did want to try the Trump thing because it would of reflected on revisionism, censorship and the lack of value of cartoons in the 80s but I do understand how Trump is oversensationalized and overparodied; even I'm getting tired of writing about him.
So yeah, let's try that idea out... --RealLifeCartman (talk) 08:34, 29 August 2017 (UTC)
Okay, let me know when the page is created. --Syu20 of the Who-dea (talk) 16:56, 29 August 2017 (UTC)

Vote, Please?[edit source]

Thank you[edit source]

Vote please pt. 2?[edit source]

Hi, plz vote for your fav song here ~ Kakun · talk 02:32, 11 July 2020 (UTC)

Robot Sex in Popular Media[edit source]

Hey, I was gonna add a link to your PLS article (nice job, btw!) to C-3PO and maybe a few other articles, but then I saw that it hadn't been moved to mainspace yet. Did you wanna change/add anything before moving it? Can I just move it for you? Didn't wanna step on your toes or anything. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 16:56, 17 August 2020 (UTC)

Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]

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Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:20, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Thanks for your vote![edit source]

MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:18, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

Also...[edit source]

If you're wondering why I didn't joke block you, it's just cuz I didn't wanna mess with your sparkly clean block log, but please know that I was thinking about you during my rampage. Cheers. MrX blow me Emoji-drool.gif 17:50, 30 April 2021 (UTC)

Poo Lit Surprise is back![edit source]

The 15th Poo Lit Surprise contest is here! This multifaceted competition, with four distinct and open categories, is open between June 1st and June 21st. Five $10 prizes, as well as a bonus $5 prize, are up in the air! Here are the open categories this year:

  • Best Mainspace Article - for articles in the traditional sense.
  • Best Alternate Namespace Article - for stuff like UnNews or even UnTunes!
  • Best File - replacing Best Potatochop, all self-made files are allowed here (with a few exceptions)!
  • Best Rewrite - for the best already-existing articles rewritten from scratch.
  • Best Template - A brand new category this year: the best template wins!

To register, please consult Uncyclopedia:Poo Lit Surprise, add your name to the table in the category you wish to join, and link your entry once you are ready. Everyone is welcome, regardless of seniority!

Judges may enlist at User:Cassie/PLS/Scoring. Judges may not participate in the category or categories they enlist in, but are free to participate in other categories!

Good luck folks!  Cassandra  (talk02:32pm  May 31, 2021

Poo LIt Surprise due date coming up[edit source]

Hey all! You have three (3) more days to submit something to the Poo Lit Surprise contest if you wish to do so.

Good luck with your creations!  Cassandra  (talk) 23:25, 18 June 2021 (UTC)

Aristocrats[edit source]

Pls consider judging all categories. The more judgery, the more funery :) ShabiDOO 23:21, 7 December 2021 (UTC)

turkey day ball judging[edit source]

Hey duderino, don't forget about judging the turkey day ball comp. There are only a few short articles in each category so should go fast. ShabiDOO 20:05, 14 December 2021 (UTC)

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

See you next year! The first annual *Kiss My Ass* Holiday Competition has officially ended for 2021

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Up for grabs is the coveted Clark Griswold Award for Holiday Cheer. Who will be crowned Holiday Victor?
Judgement day is upon ye!

Seasons Greetings!

It's that special time of year. A wonderful time for friends and family to rejoice in gaiety. Not you! You usually spend all of your hard-earned money on gifts for them, and now you just want to hibernate until your finances recuperate. Well, here at Uncyclopedia, entering our newest competition won't cost you a penny Sign Up Today! (pretty please)  – Zana Dark  talk to me  AJTA (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:43, 16 December 2021

UnSignpost delivery for June 20, 2022[edit source]

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ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 00:10, 20 June 2022 (UTC)

THANK YOU!![edit source]

HEY! Thank you VERY MUCH for nominating my article 'City Council Might Not Care'! Way kewl of you!! :) Smuggler 05:38, 7 November 2022 (UTC)

Garrison[edit source]

Hey, thanks a lot RLC, but could you make the jacket green too? Because if the shirt and the sweater are the same color, so why not go even wilder? But I would like your opinion first. ~ Kakun · talk 04:05, 16 January 2023 (UTC)

GREAT stuff, thanks again. ~ Kakun · talk 23:01, 16 January 2023 (UTC)