User talk:Supergeeky1

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Welcome![edit source]

WELCOME!
I'm sure you will like it here!

Hello, Supergeeky1, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. You seem to have a sense of humor, but to be sure that it corresponds to the kind humor that is accepted on this site I suggest checking out the following links:

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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:11, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Andre Bauer chop[edit source]

Nice work! Thanks --AKA The Pretentious Testicle GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 06:25, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Lewls[edit source]

:D --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian:  08:10, 3 July 2013 (UTC)
The preceeding is not spam, nor is it vandalism. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 08:10, 3 July 2013 (UTC)
Also, Hi in uncyc, I guess. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510 Insight into the mind of an aspergian: 08:10, 3 July 2013 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

Hello! -- MagicBus Talk to me! 01:29, 3 January 2014 (UTC)

Ghosts from the past[edit source]

Seems you won this last september or october or something. It's my duty to be a late award-granter because of that damn IFYMB! disappearing and shit. You're welcome, and shit. I mean, no, you aren't shit. You're just welcome. And shit. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:12, 23 April, 2014 (UTC)


Scandinavian of the Month Award Scandinavian of the Month September? 2013

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OMG I can't freakin' decide...
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I need to paint another portrait of Jared Leto, and I just can't choose which hairstyle I like the most. He's so freakin' hot!!!
Thanks for voting to feature Jared Leto on the main page!

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It's that time of the year again! We're going to be showing off our Top Ten Articles of 2014 soon but so far, very few people have voted. It's all up to you to decide what's the best of the best! Go to Forum:Top 10 Articles of 2014 and vote now! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:21, 30 January 2015 (UTC)

User:LewisMC[edit source]

Hi Supergeeky! I might not be aware of this user's story, but I haven't seen him do anything apart from writing his Tesco story, which even though not a top quality article, was a newbie's first or second effort. Is there anything else behind the indefinite ban? Anton (talk) 18:16, 17 February 2015 (UTC)

Oh, did he request a ban on IRC? Anton (talk) 18:22, 17 February 2015 (UTC)
He did indeed request to to be banned on IRC, as well as the removal/deletion of his edits. This was after he went on an attention-seeking tirade aimed at several IRC users who felt the need to feed him, so I figured I'd enlighten his requests. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 18:29, 17 February 2015 (UTC)
Ok, thanks for the explanation. Anton (talk) 18:37, 17 February 2015 (UTC)

Selena Gomez[edit source]

I want to make the page "Selena Gomez" and would like the content from the page before it was deleted.

Thanks, GeekNerd (talk) 10:32, 4 April 2016 (UTC)

Christmas stuff[edit source]

Much better! Cheers! Leverage (talk) 08:50, 18 December 2016 (UTC)

ohai geeky[edit source]

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Vote, Please?[edit source]

Vandalism detected[edit source]

It is an ip with the number 147.30.131.240 to ban: is vandalizing the site with stupid nonsense. He created his talk page with other vandalism to delete too. --95.245.41.163 (talk) 20:10, 1 August 2019 (UTC)

Thank you[edit source]

I Hope To Be Unbanned From The Discord Sometime Soon[edit source]

Hello there, I believe it's been 2 weeks since I was banned from the Discord, and I was wondering if I could be unbanned now. From what I hear there are some fascinating discussions currently popping. Oh, and the Nicolas Comics Moment contest is still going strong. You should enter. Thanks for running a fine website, and I look forward to more fresh content in the future. Nicolassequeira (talk) 23:12, 4 July 2020 (UTC)

Hi @Nicolassequeira:
I have unbanned you. As with your original Discord ban, I humbly request that you restrict most (if not all) Nicolas Comics and related promotions to the #uncreative channel, or any of the channels within the "Pure Gold" directory, so that our fascinating discussions in #general can carry on undisrupted. This includes projects you've previously operated, or any projects currently operated by the honorable Ronald Bolton. I'll also ask you to refrain from starting or engaging in any arguments with fellow Discord users, and I'll ask said users to do the same.
In short: Please just be kinder to everyone and less spammy in the future. Thank you and have a very belated Nicolas Comics 4th of July. See you in Discord. SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 07:27, 5 July 2020 (UTC)
Good deal. More compelling sketches soon. Carry on. Nicolassequeira (talk) 07:36, 5 July 2020 (UTC)

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Happy Monkey Competition 2021[edit source]

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Hey its HAPPY MONKEY TIME 2021 (Feb 21-28). Your favourite writing competition where we write articles on one another's suggested topics. Go ahead and sign up because the more users we have competiting the more ridonculously fun it is. If you don't wanna write you can sign up to judge! Sing up here. Remember it's not about writing a sure fire VFH article, but pushing the limits of your originality and creativity and spitting out an article on a topic you had never thought about writing before. Also...Shabidoo will love you forever and owe you like a zillion favours for it. He will literally do anything to please you if it means you participate. Happy Monkey Farts!!! ShabiDOO 15:21, 10 February 2021 (UTC)

Lo and Behold![edit source]

hello geekyboi! I made some Mr-ex777 fanart (tho it isn't as good as yours) please check them out! https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Mr-ex_having_sex_with_his_ex, https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Mr-ex777_having_e-sex WTF! I DIDN'T GET ACCEPTED! FUCK THEM, FUCK EVERYONE!!! FUCK HARVARD!!!! (talk) 13:28, 11 March 2021 (UTC)


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Give me the pages I requested. NOOOOWWWW!!! WohMi, the Dueling King (talk)

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Santa Baby…

I heard that you were single again, well then—we should hook up real soon. Santa baby, Facebook me and give me some likes.


Santa cutie, Snapchat me and send me some pix, not dicks—but if you want, I don't mind. Santa cutie, favorite me on Instagram.
Slide into my chat DMs—add me to your list and we'll be more than friends. I'll follow you on Twitter too, and this Christmas won't be quite so blue.
Santa baby, I saw you had a Tinder and I swiped right—found your Bumble account. Santa baby, Match with me so we can Meetup.

Santa honey, if you call me up on the phone—we'll bone. I won't play hard to get. Santa baby, do you have white hair down there?


Santa baby, you don't have to wear a condom, come on—we can play 'Just the Tip'. Santa baby, even if it's just for one night.
I haven't been with lots of men—but last time I got laid he said I was a ten. I'm sure that we could have some fun—if you work out and don't weigh a ton.
Santa baby, don't forget the presents this year—like beer, or perhaps some good wine. Santa baby— let's get drunk, Netflix and chill…Here's a hundred dollar bill?..I'm on the pill…

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