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Goodbye, Uncyclopedia.[edit]

After all these years, it's time I finally officially threw in the towel. I've been less than active for quite some time already, but fact of the matter is I cannot keep up the pretence, and you all, if any of you even care anymore, deserve some honesty - and honest honesty is I'm not coming back. The humour and madness and chaos, the strange times and the terrible jokes and the essays-long pages of critiques, and the taking everything entirely too seriously while simultaneously taking next to nothing seriously, it's all in the past - a chapter in my life that I will never get back. There's no point pretending otherwise.

So this is goodbye. So long. Thank you for all the fish, and the bans, and the blocks, and the really sad introduction to javascript. Thank you for the laughs and the tears and the votes. Thank you for ruining my life. Good luck with yours. And do ban Zombiebaron for me. -— Lyrithya 07:51, 1 April 2014 (UTC)

Either this is an April Fools joke or....../hits lyrithya with a frying pan, runs away – Preceding unsigned comment added by Aleister (talk • contribs)
Ow. -— Lyrithya 03:36, 2 April 2014 (UTC)
But you can't throw in the towel because it's a magic towel that Uncyclopedia rides on. You own the domain. Does that mean you'll still be doing whatever with the domain, you'll pull the towel out from under it and let it shatter, or you'll give it to someone else? Not that that's all we value you for of course; you've done all sorts of great stuff, and I do care and regret that I knew you for such a short time before you decided to leave. And also of course we all (or most of us, but those who don't should know better) hope that you're not really leaving and this is just an April Fools joke, and that later today or tomorrow you'll be asking for your rights back. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 19:43, 1 Apr 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
Don't ask questions. Simplifies things. -— Lyrithya 03:36, 2 April 2014 (UTC)
It rubs the lotion on its skin. Seriously, please take a month or two off and then see how you feel. Go kill two birds with one stone, live the life of Riley, sit by a river and put your feet in. Forget about this wonderland. Then see. Love ya, you've done so well here that there are no words. "Al" 4:43 2-4-14
Explosive paint cabbage <3 Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:55, 2 April, 2014 (UTC)
Aleister was here talking to you when you joined, and he's here again now that you're leaving. It sounds like a tiny little thing, but it bears...something...I think...? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 05:27, 2 Apr 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
I'd spam gelbooru images in your honor, but I have too litt... Much respect for ye. -The Defender of Light >Grand Warlock Danzathel Aetherwing Inventory 07:07, 2 April 2014 (UTC)

Quiting the site[edit]

873.jpg -- If it was an April fools prank, this picture still applies. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:27, 2 April 2014 (UTC)

Technically I already did. Months ago. Do I look active to you? (And yes, it was a prank. I'll put the rights back later if I ever get around to it.) -— Lyrithya 16:01, 2 April 2014 (UTC)
Hahahahaha, hoisted on your own Picard. You have no right to put your rights back, and do you think anyone will help you do it? hahahahahahahaha, huh? Aleister p.s. disregard my second message above, revert to /hits Lyrithya with frying pan, runs away 17:07 a day that will live in infamy '014
I have my methods. TEEEETH. Wait, what? -— Lyrithya 22:10, 2 April 2014 (UTC)
Oh yay it was a prank? That's good, because it doesn't seem fair that we've essentially swapped places. I just patrolled your edit back there. Sad. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 04:41, 6 Apr 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

It's good to see you back[edit]

...but if you really honestly don't do anything, how are you active? What am I missing here? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 01:48, 11 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Active admins is a list of admins who will respond if poked. I may not do anything in general, but I do respond if poked unless the mailserver goes down or I don't like you. -— Lyrithya 02:35, 11 May 2014 (UTC)
I see.
Also, this is not relevant but we now have exactly 50 admins which is a nice round number rather than a square one like we had before. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 02:43, 11 May 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Just wondering...[edit]

I hope you are well. :) ... I was wondering if perhaps you could take a look at this and his reply here. Although I think I know how to advise our German friend I'm not sure. OK. I admit it! I don't know!!! Perhaps you do? I think there are various places and things which need to be changed to things, so I wondered if you might be able to advise him as to exactly what needs to be changed and how? Awesome April 1st joke btw. :P JFC 13:36. Jun 7

From what I understand, the Babel project was supposed to be moved to carlb's UnMeta, but after a quick look I couldn't actually find it, so it's possible I was mistaken about that. Considering that very few projects actually have any say as to what goes on there, however, perhaps it might be in order to try to start a new one of sorts? I know on ?pedia the other languages coordination stuff is all handled on the english one, so we might just want to restart that up again here, or even create a new project in order to do so. Just pointing it to the mainpage here probably won't be the most helpful, though.
I know, this probably isn't very helpful either, but I guess what I'm really saying is do whatever seems right, talk to folks to determine what that might be, get consensus if you think something weird is on order, etc etc, and don't worry too much about it exactly being proper. If that makes any sense. -— Lyrithya 15:56, 7 June 2014 (UTC)
Thanks, but unfortunately I do not understand. I never really understood the whole wiki linking thing, so perhaps you could assist me more as I feel things need to be sorted out here. For example, when I look on this wiki on any page on the left of the page I often see a link to something which says: "In other languages". Under that tab are a list of other Uncyclopedia projects. For me now that list starts with "Afrikaans" and ends with "中文(台灣)‎". I assume that list is something which the administrators of this wiki, and other Uncyclopedia wiki can control? Is there a special page for it in MediaWiki or something? Anyway, when I go to some of those wiki, some do not link back to us, and some do. However, IMO some of those wiki which currently do not link back to us would link back to us if they even knew that we existed. Many of them link to Uncyclopedia.org. I assume that many of them can link to whoever they choose to link to. As for consensus here? I'm not sure what I might need consensus for? I'm not requesting anything be changed on this wiki. I also don't understand how carlb fits into this? I am aware that he has assisted Uncyc a lot over the years, but I'm not sure how he relates to things now. Does he still run some of the other Uncyc wiki ... The situation now is that I have spoken to a user who has influence on a particular wiki which I think might like to link to us, and that person is requesting instruction on how to link that wiki to this one. I would like to be able to tell him how to do that. It's just some .js or .css on a page somewhere right? JFC 16:37. Jun 7
I don't really know what's going on, so I possibly completely misunderstood you. Carlb is a host of some of the language uncyclopedias. That may or may not actually be relevant here, though.
With the languages, there's this thing called interwiki links. They're formatted a bit like namespaces, but they use a prefix to go to other projects. You can see the full list at special:interwiki, but for basic examples, there are two types: ones like [[wikipedia:Cat]] go to completely separate projects (in this case to wikipedia), and interlanguage ones like [[es:Gato]] go to the different languages on the same project. The interlanguage ones are what you see in the sidebar. To change what url they actually point to, however, you need to edit the interwiki table (how you do this varies by project - in our case you do so by getting a bureaucrat to edit special:interwiki, but some require more convoluted processes, or sometimes won't allow it at all).
Does that answer your question, or do I need to come back to this with more sleep? -— Lyrithya 17:00, 7 June 2014 (UTC)
Ahh.. special:interwiki is probably what I'm after then. I found it before, but did not know it did that. I guess different wiki probably call it something different for their own language... No need for more sleep. Thank you. JFC 17:25. Jun 7
Firstly, that interwiki link JFC and NaturalBornKieler were discussing points to a nonexistent babel page for Anglo-Saxon (Babel:Ang), not English Uncyclopedia. It should just be removed; changing it to en.uncyclopedia.co won't help anyone, because there's nothing of any value here either. If it had been developed into another wiki, that would be another story, but it wasn't, so having an interwiki link is senseless.
Secondly, de.uncyclopedia.org is hosted on Wikia, and only Wikia staff can change interwikis on Wikia wikis. NaturalBornKieler is not Wikia staff so telling him to change it won't do anyone any good, and I'm pretty sure Wikia won't be willing to do it either. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 02:53, 8 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
I thought you had gone back to sleep. JFC 03:08. Jun 8
Did I? Maybe I did. Maybe this is all a dream... seems awfully real, though, and I know reality when I see it. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 03:17, 8 Jun 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
No you don't. You just think you do because you're dreaming. -— Lyrithya 05:02, 8 June 2014 (UTC)

typography refresh[edit]

Hope this message finds you well. Just wanted to say thanks for getting rid of that awful grey text. Black text is easier on the eyes and I know you agree :) I'm not sure why you made the headers grey though - I seem to have undone that, as well as removing Linux Libertine from the stack - it probably only shows up for linux users, a small minority that happens to include me, and I find it ugly. I hope you're ok with that. I am tiptoeing on little cat feet and I am prepared to slink off at a moment's notice. Meow. – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 03:40, 16 Jul 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia

Grey text for the headers is to offset the otherwise overwhelming weight, and Linux Libertine was the main point of having serif headers in the first place. Now of course there are fallbacks because not everyone has it, but get rid of that one, and you might as well lose the entire font stack. That's the font for the logo, man, and it's a free, maintained font that's supposed to encompass values and crap. Please don't randomly revert things just because you don't like them; that's what your personal css is for. -— Lyrithya 04:37, 16 July 2014 (UTC)
May I remind you that there was no consensus on the matter in the relevant forum? I believe we are both doing these things because it is what we like. Firstly, the 'overwhelming weight' is caused by a change in size that has little logical backing and could be easily reverted. Secondly, I disagree that the point of serif headers is to have Linux Libertine; it may be your point, but the stated reason was to create a difference between headers and text. It also looks better in smaller sizes and I understand it is not used in the current logo for Uncyclopedia. Finally, is there any point in using a free font on this project, considering that we do not concern ourselves with whether the content is free? – Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribslogs) 20:26, 16 Jul 2014Uncyclopedia is a community site that anyone can contribute to. Discover, share and add your knowledge! UncyclopediaUncyclopediaIllogicopediai:fr:LogimalpediePaudurapedyjaFrithchiclipeidUncapaediaAbsurdopediaScotypedia
You created that forum specifically against the typography refresh, and you're right - there was no consensus, not to use it, and not to not use it. This, however, isn't even that - this is you breaking parts of it with no reason beyond that you, personally, do not like it. Yes, the reason the headers are so bold is because of the size, but the size, like the fonts (which were discussed at length on various mailing lists and bugzilla before the current stack was finally settled on, and yes, that is why Linux Libertine was placed at the top), is a part of the overall change to the skin. Wikipedia's skin, and due to the nature of Uncyclopedia, our skin, at least until it is established otherwise and Shabidoo agrees.
I get that you don't like the typography refresh (hells, I'm not particularly fond of it myself), but if you can't separate your personal feelings from what's appropriate for the project as a whole, I would suggest you simply step away from this matter entirely. Make a gadget, and comment if someone else starts a forum about it, but otherwise please just avoid it.
I've reverted your changes. -— Lyrithya 23:12, 16 July 2014 (UTC)

Could you do me a solid?[edit]

And have your nice little robot deliver the USP? Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20140914 Thankies.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 20:56 9.15.14

Man, I don't even know what happened to the code for that, and I'm afraid I'm a bit busy to try to come up with something new, too. Doesn't anyone else have a bot or something? -— Lyrithya 22:51, 15 September 2014 (UTC)
I do, but I don't have the python, etc. on my computer. I have the code here for example.  Kamek siggy.png ŤäŁķ ¿Ș₮áłĶ?฿¡฿↓¡ography 22:55 9.15.14
That's unfortunate. I hope you can get back to it soon, lacking any other solution. -— Lyrithya 23:57, 15 September 2014 (UTC)

Re-feature queue[edit]

If you want, you can go to Uncyclopedia:Re-feature queue/Nominate and pick one featured article that you wrote to be re-featured. You can also pick three features written by someone else to re-feature. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:18, 17 November 2014 (UTC)

Dude, that sounds awesome. I was totally distracted at the time, but I hope it worked out. -— Lyrithya 07:49, 9 January 2015 (UTC)

I ran across this recently ...[edit]

...and wanted to say thanks for the kind words. That made my day. :) MadMax (talk) 07:02, 9 January 2015 (UTC)

Was true then, is true now. -— Lyrithya 07:50, 9 January 2015 (UTC)

Contacting Uncyclomedia Foundation[edit]

Hi Lyrithya,

I’m not sure if you’re aware but I’ve recently been trying to restart the Foreign Office project. The forum’s been fairly successful but I’ve also tried advertising on various translator websites.

I tried posting a request for translators on Proz.com back in March. The website is generally for paid work but they make exceptions for non-profit organizations. The problem, I was told, is that only an official representative from the Uncyclomedia Foundation can advertise for volunteers. Would you know how to get in contact with someone from the foundation? Thanks. MadMax (talk) 21:52, 6 May 2015 (UTC)

I don't think we actually have much of anything official. Most of what we call 'Foundation' is just a loose collection of organisational things scattered around various sites, an IRC channel, and volunteers who sometimes take the time to do things with it. If you know of anyone who'd have the knowhow to make it official, though, that might be useful for a lot of different purposes, including this. -— Lyrithya 22:43, 6 May 2015 (UTC)

Back in my old Kentucky Life, I set up a number of non-profits for a board I chaired. There is kind of a boilerplate for the documentation, at least in KY. I am willing to help if someone asks. --Kevillips (TMS) MUN,CM,NS 01:56, 8 May 2015 (UTC)

Cool. I'll point emc (hotadmin4u69) at this; he's more of a stuff stuff person and so you guys might even be able to see this through. -— Lyrithya 22:26, 8 May 2015 (UTC)
LEEK AND BROCCOLI! Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 22:40, 8 May 2015 (UTC)

UnNews:'Late Show' throws David Letterman in dumpster[edit]

I don't know who to ask if this can go in the news, so I'm asking more than one person. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:17, 23 May 2015 (UTC)

Just add it to the relevant templates. You can totally do that. I'd say which ones, but the internet here is crap. -— Lyrithya 10:06, 23 May 2015 (UTC)
I still see pineapples everywhere. No help. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 10:19, 23 May 2015 (UTC)

Your Ex-Husband says hi with cash[edit]

Whyner, your ex-husband and my son, says he knows he still loves you even though he can't remember who you are. Don't blame me he told me to write that.

Also now that's he's making money writing comedy he said he would match up to $100 in donations made to Uncyclopedia in like a week or two week period. One of those "double your donations" things. He said he'd offer more but he's not making that much money. His only condition is that you post a hug on his talk page.

He said email him to work out the details. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:46, 30 May 2015 (UTC

He said due to apparent lack of interest, he's withdrawing the offer and may buy something through the store instead.
BTW, about the store, please see Forum:Shipping_from_Venus. I don't know if he knows how much shipping costs here. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:54, 3 June 2015 (UTC)
Okay. Four days over a weekend is a totally reasonable allotment of time. Nevermind that all our channels are slow and I needed to run this through other folks before even having any idea what to do with it (I'm backend, not finances - emc handles that, and he hasn't responded yet), or the fact that I've been on bloody holiday for the past two weeks, in completely the wrong timezones to be contacting anyone, and internet has been spotty at best, and right now I'm operating on about two hours of sleep with a 15 hour flight ahead of me.
But I'll try to forward the forum to the relevant folks as well when I have internet again, assuming I even remember who they are. No guarantees on a timely (or even awake) response on that either. -— Lyrithya 03:48, 3 June 2015 (UTC)
Please don't be mad at him for wanting to donate money! He said he made the offer like two or three months ago and never heard anything so wanted me to post it here. I didn't get it posted for several days so that's not his fault. Then he thought he could help by buying things through the store. Now it's been a month and a half and nobody's answered my question on that. I posted a chance for free publicity and nobody seemed interested in that. Somebody posted an idea for raising money and nobody responded to that. It just seems like there's no real interest in getting money for the site. Is it because the site doesn't need any? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:25, 13 July 2015 (UTC)
The site absolutely needs money. Gib, pl0x. It's just that everybody who should be paying attention to stuff involving cash is either drunk or high or suicidal or both. We definitely need money, though. I'm generally around, even if I'm not active on the site, so if you want, you can email me with particulars and I can wrangle the appropriate people. Also, IRC is a good place to pop up, especially with ideas for funding. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Jul 13 '15 5:24 (UTC)
What he said. A lot of the folks who actually handle this stuff don't really watch the forums, nor even have that great of internet to begin with, so emailing the specific folks is often the best way to get action on something (though if you have consensus on a forum first, that will also help, because at least some of us will be less likely to panic out of sheer cluelessness at that point).
Anyway, I don't recall ever seeing his offer before, so maybe it got lost or something? e|m|c really is the guy to go to about monies if you can find him, Zombiebaron about the shop specifically; barring that, BB is good if his internet is working, or even just poking generally on IRC should get you redirected to the right folks. If anything the channel is the most active part of the site, and real-time communication is useful in general for this sort of thing. -— Lyrithya 15:19, 13 July 2015 (UTC)
I don't know what happened I'll ask him. But I think that's one of the problems is that getting money for the site is hard to do. And using IRC could miss people who aren't on right then. Really I think having a sub-forum or something for it would work better so everyone could see it whenever. :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:23, 17 July 2015 (UTC)
Aye, these are good points. I nominate BB to set it up and watch it. -— Lyrithya 14:53, 17 July 2015 (UTC)
See I entirely forgot this was here for the past [looks at watch] four days. This is bad. My mind is going, Dave. I can feel it.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png Mon, Jul 20 '15 10:21 (UTC)

Lyritha is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a wotsit. There is a guy who makes enough money from comedy that he is offering donations to the site? Was the marriage thing a joke? What's his phone number? So many questions... Leverage (talk) 21:04, 19 August 2015 (UTC)

PS Miley, the "Donate to Uncyclopedia" page, takes you here: https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=gtf0xfKKN5e4WZmzypSjHTfvq7XQXGM-E0KQpdnfGE-b00NHsv61FvAuPEK&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f8e263663d3faee8d5c97cbf3d75cb63effe5661cdf3adb6d As far as I know, he can donate his proposed one-million-dollars there without having to wade through IRC. Leverage (talk) 08:47, 20 August 2015 (UTC)

I think I left[edit]

my Bisquick somewhere around here? Have you seen it? I notice this website has no article for Bisquick, perhaps I'll have to try and write one. Don't think I've ever written an article here that didn't get promptly destroyed.--Muhduckmuhduck.png|Fonchezzz| Quacking|Muhduckmuhduck2.png 20:50, 12 August 2015 (UTC)

Union of Illogians sounds good, Fonch. MUN MyOwnBadSelf, The BFDI Fan (talk - stalk - block) 22:56, 12 August 2015 (UTC)
You should do it. You should all do it. Just be sure there's madness in your method, yes? -— Lyrithya 14:52, 13 August 2015 (UTC)

Undeleting Template:UDRWA[edit]

Hi, Lyrithya! I saw that you were the one who deleted the UDRWA template. Can you undelete it for me? I'm gonna move it to the newly-created PekeDiksyunaryo, the Tagalog-language Undictionary. --stranger195 Philippines (talkcontribsguestbookban a vandal) 07:55, 1 January 2016 (UTC)

Done. I stuck it in your userspace. -— Lyrithya 13:52, 1 January 2016 (UTC)

I have a problem[edit]

This page does not contain anywhere near enough nonsense posting. Now I am going to add a lot of words to this statement so that a tertiary glance at this paragraph might suggest to you that I have an actual problem that needs fixing. I do not. It's merely a waste of precious bytes in the system as Uncyclopedia ambles slowly towards its final energy state and inevitable heat death. Have I added enough words to make this seem legit yet? Not quite. So I will add that you suck. Hate hate hat. And then I will add, lol jks ily <3 <3. Uncyclopedia is the worst. Words words words. Peace out nerdz. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:30, 16 May 2017 (UTC)

Go on. -— Lyrithya 17:10, 16 May 2017 (UTC)

Hi[edit]

Just wanted to let you know. And to ask if the forum can be reopened. After all, it might take more than 33 days to read all these articles. ~ Kakun · talk 17:38, 25 February 2018 (UTC)

Whoo, the site is DOING STUFF. Watch as I totally don't read any of them. -— Lyrithya 17:43, 25 February 2018 (UTC)
You could just LISTEN to one of them. The one about Nirvana. ~ Kakun · talk 17:47, 25 February 2018 (UTC)

Test[edit]

This is a test of the notification system. ~ Do not question the madness. Athyria *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20180227 - 07:42 (UTC) 07:42, 27 February 2018 (UTC)

This is a test of the other notification system. ~ Do not question the madness. Athyria *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20180227 - 16:36 (UTC) 16:36, 27 February 2018 (UTC)
This is a test of notification mention functionality. @Athyria. -— Lyrithya 16:38, 27 February 2018 (UTC)
...it appears to be working here. ~ Do not question the madness. Athyria *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20180227 - 16:39 (UTC) 16:39, 27 February 2018 (UTC)
Possible issues caused by custom signatures? Athyria 16:42, 27 February 2018 (UTC)
Oops. Athyria 16:42, 27 February 2018 (UTC)

Hello? ~ Do not question the madness. Athyria *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20180227 - 16:58 (UTC) 16:58, 27 February 2018 (UTC)

HORK ~ PIGGY.svg 20:48, 27 February 2018 20:48, 27 February 2018 (UTC)

WHY??? Remember Your Ex-Husband???[edit]

Remember User:Why do I need to provide this??? Well, I've taken on this new identify to avoid paying you alimony. I remember when I used to be active back in the day before the spork split into a spoon and a fork, and you were active too. Right now I'm on a break between assignments (i.e., nobody's paying me, so don't expect any alimony checks), so thought I'd do a few odds and ends here. Also your ex mother-in-law wanted me to upload some pics here for an article she's stealing recycling from the spoon, so hi. WHY??? NKA Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  21:14, 9 June 2018 (UTC)

@Alden Loveshade: I still don't remember being married, but... okay. Hi! -— Lyrithya 11:34, 18 July 2018 (UTC)
Ahahahah I keep forgetting replies are a thing. -— Lyrithya 11:36, 18 July 2018 (UTC)

Forum:Moving Eincyclopedia back here[edit]

Hi Lyrithya. Would it be possible to move the entire eincyclopedia.wikia.com into a new URL, eincyclopedia.co ? Will it cost us (the Eincyclopedia people) money to do it? Thanks. ~ Kakun · talk 02:42, 19 June 2018 (UTC)

@Kakun: YES! But I dunno when (I... have been having some health issues, so my time is a bit lacking of late, hence the late reply as well). Is User:Bizzeebeever around (he could probbaly speed things up)? And no, it won't actually cost anything unless you want to get a custom URL - so it'd just be the cost of registering that, unless you can convince me to register it myself, but then you run the risk of not owning it later if we can't figure out how to transfer it over if/when you want to leave and/or I turn evil. -— Lyrithya 11:47, 18 July 2018 (UTC)
Thanks! Sounds very complicated. I will not be handling this. Be well and prosper. ~ Kakun · talk 20:47, 18 July 2018 (UTC)
Let's just assume we're all being very lazy and... uh... who should someone be talking about for their requirements? You? -— Lyrithya 09:49, 21 July 2018 (UTC)
I don't follow, sorry. Are you saying it's possible to move the entire site into a new URL, eincyclopedia.co and that you are able to do it? If so, you can ask me anything, anytime. I am a beaurocrat there. ~ Kakun · talk 13:11, 21 July 2018 (UTC)

Asking for your opinion on a forum to combat spammers[edit]

Hi, I'm here to tell you that I've created a forum with an idea to combat spammers, and Leverage told me that I should ask for your opinion. So could you join the forum linked above? Thanks.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 06:28, 6 July 2018 (UTC)

P.S. I should also tell you that I have posted on your talk page in Illogicopedia on making Usopedia (a Japanese encyclopedia of humor and nonsense) a sister wiki of Illogicopedia. Please also check that post. Thanks again.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 06:28, 6 July 2018 (UTC)

@The_Pioneer: I think I/we covered everything to start with in the email? Let me know, etc. I can fix config stuff if folks onwiki can't edit stuff properly, and the filters are probably reasonable as they are? -— Lyrithya 11:49, 18 July 2018 (UTC)
I have e-mailed you back for a reply. Here's a brief summary for it: Filter on Illogicopedia is working fine, while for interwiki links, only bureaucrats and sysadmins can handle it, and most of them hardly appear on wiki (which is why twoplustwoalwaysmakesafive recommended me to talk to you, not anyone else). For filters on Uncyclopedia, it seems that admins need your help because they really don't know how to create a filter.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 17:30, 20 July 2018 (UTC)