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Hello, PF4Eva, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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I think I've seen you before!

On a message board! Mrglugs sound familiar?

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Now go play in traffic.

For giving me a case of the nostalgia.

UnNews:Bull of TV's "Night Court"

I've enjoyed these articles, and look forward to more... more articles, not necessarily articles with Bull in them. I'd have made an award for your use of the same image in three UnNews articles, thereby saving space on the server (big deal), but mostly for getting away with it. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 18:45, 15 October 2006 (UTC)


Hey, thanks for quoting my article UnNews:Buyers line up for a Wii in your recent news article. Maybe you did it just because it was a random article posted on the 19th, or that you selected it because it was funny (lets pretend it was the last one). Thanks again. --—Braydie 15:39, 20 November 2006 (UTC)

Merry Kaizum Me

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:19, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

The announcer guy

I might be able to do the "announcer guy" voice, or at least I can try. May I see what you've done so far, so I can, you know, turn down the lights and get in the mood... maybe put on some Barry White records for background... Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 20:03, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that's some heavy stuff man... <toke>... I like it! I'll fool with it soon and see what I can do with it... I don't know if I can do this idea justice, but it's worth an effort. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 22:30, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Great News story on the police

I thought that story you did about the Police was hilarious, good job lol - Uncle J

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy

I need you to teach me how to rip music from Youtube so I can make the file. I have most of the LaFontaine lines recorded, and I plan on doing some of the kids. I was going to get Insineratehymn to help me with the voices. Do you have a voice acting program? If so, you could help as well. --Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 02:01, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Movie Trailer Announcer Guy

So, how do you like the audio? ~Jewriken.GIF 10:33, 4 March 2007 (UTC)


--For the Movie Trailer Announcer Guy article. Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) Mchammer.gif

Unused image.

Hi, I'm cleaning up unused images. this is one of yours... do you still want it? If so, please link it in an article or on one of the pages in your user space. Thanks -- sannse (talk) 19:26, 17 April 2007 (UTC)


Hey, er check that forum thread now. —Braydie 21:27, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

C is for...=

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Now go play in traffic.

For acknowledging the death of comedic legend and pioneering homo Charles Nelson Reilly. --THINKER 05:46, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Image tags

Hiya - just thought you should know we're debating scrapping the image tagging system over at the dump - I saw from the logs you'd been making use of it, so I thought I'd let you know so if you're particularly bothered about it getting turned off you can go over and make your case for it to stay. Better hurry though, there's a pretty strong feeling it should go at the moment. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 02:37, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

Good catch!

Saw the edits that you performed in X is gay and I have to say Bravo for catching the things which I missed in a big way. Cheers! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:20, 10 February 2008 (UTC)


Festivus-card.gif Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:34, Dec 21


You have to wait for it. To be honest, it can take a lot of time. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:22, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Your Image Request

Hi. I'm archiving Image Request and I wanted to know whether you are happy with the images you requested? I'm going to archive your request because it is a bit confusing so please post a new request if you still need images. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 02:29, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Breaking News

Would you mind not putting all of your articles as "breaking news"? I don't mind one every now and then, but putting all of them as such is a tad over doing it. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:44, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Award from UN:REQ

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This user created Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
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This user created In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
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MadMax 17:28, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

update of Halloween 2009 or new unnews article?

Is it in the works ??

Thanks for the help.

Hey, thanks for peeing all over my 'Not Give a Shit' article. Now I'll have to mop it up and and make it better (thus continuing the 'pee' references). Yeah, my main issues with writing original articles is I'm terrible at custom images. Freddie fits well, but I agree there could be something better. But I am planning to put a link to a video I made showing me and a friend beating each other with banana peels, which is very 'not-give-a-shit'. Stay tuned.


Thumbs up for your odd-yet-entertaining interest in Rob Zombie's Halloween and all of its subsidiaries over the years. Though the articles are sometimes a bit disjointed and scattered, the fact that you've kept reporting on the subject for so god damn long deserves a little praise. So, here is that praise. --THINKER 10:30, November 30, 2009 (UTC)

Shiny gold

Some idiot nominated you for the Unnews Pulitizer. He told me he was drunk at the time and can't remember doing it, but the administrators and the Legal Department say it can't be taken back. That's fucked up, but that's the way it went down, and I was told that what happened was a Festivus Miracle. Still fucked up. Aleister in Chains 20:29, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Why don't you go and vote for yourself for December's Foolitzer Prize so you can break the tie. Now, go vote. Aleister in Chains Martin Luther King Jr. Boxing Day, MMX

In a gotta for Rita

Hi, I saw your wonderful article on In-A-Gadda-da-vida and worked on it, and I hope I made it more wonderful (reworked a concept or two, i.e. put the song in 1937, edits for space and clarity, and reworked some language), and if you approve I'd like to put it up for VFH. I've got an emotional connection to the song, it's "the" best rock song in history imnho, so please take a look and see if you like my changes, captions, etc. It would be fun to go forward with you on this. Thanks, Aleister in Chains Fillmore West, '67

Further explanation of changes. There seemed to be too much factual data compared to satiric language, so I reworked it enough so the satire accents and hopefully supports the actual information. It may now be a very funny page (judging by my lol's during editing), and your templates, words, and concepts all live as before with a tweek or ten added. Thanks again, Allah McChain One year later, MMX
Hi. DrStrange had a look at the page, and he suggested that the boxes with the duh duhs in them "be reworked with spacing that denotes time signature". I'm not exactly sure what that would entail, or if you even intended the boxes to be anything but a humorous one-sound-after-the-next type of satire. I like the boxes, and the comments in between. Alsta n Cins Larry Sanger lives! MMX

Update:More work on the page, and I've submitted it for Pee review in anticipation of putting it up for feature. Changed the names of the Ingle and Bushy characters back to their real ones, they may both love this page. Aleister in Chains 25 Jan. MMX

lol at your edits and new photos. At first I thought the dog was a pig and DeVito a chain saw she had in her mouth, so I enlarged it to bring out Devito, and lol some more. Aleister in Chains 12:18 26 Jan. MMX
(above note is today's too). Hi. In reading the wiki stuff about the group I noticed that there are bootlegs, and am wondering if you know if any of those contain the entire 45-minute live version. And this is so much fun, if you'd like to play with "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame" feel free to. I added the song and Doug Ingle into the text there. Fnord. Al later that day, MMX (p.s. read your Carson piece, very good. I hope Andy Richter ends up somewhere. Someone put my Favre UnNews up for VFH, that was a surprise, I just wanted to give Favre a punch or two.)

Hi. Skinfan did a pee review of the page, and had some good suggestions. He thought I did the article although it's mentioned at the top of the request it was created and spined by you. He didn't like the '30s theme,but lessened that objection on his talk page. Suggested if there was some way of putting psychodelic background in for the boxes, I'm not profecient enough in code to do that but it sounds good. I kind of agree on the crossouts and some other stuff. Did a dump of the last list but will put some back. Much more. Thanks again, Aleister in Chains 3:17 18 Feb. MMX

An Award for you

You need to get credit for this since you contributed so much to the article. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 23:29, February 3, 2010 (UTC)

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This user created UnNews:Gene Simmons dies; KISS seeking replacement, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. Good for them us!
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Haig death

The Haig is dead news article is SO DAMN GOOD. Damn. ~ User:Aleister in Chains User talk:Aleister in Chains 2:23 21 Feb. MMX

Agreed. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:55, February 28, 2010 (UTC)


I thought you like to know about this and this. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 14:54, February 28, 2010 (UTC)

And this

And In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida to VFH too. Funnybony gave some good advice and clean-up edits (see his talk page), and the new pic of Ingle (per pee review to change the Santa and crossed out names) is one I think you will approve of as it represents Ingle as he truly is now: A God among men. Thanks for allowing me to play so freely with this page. Aleister in Chains 2:40 19 3 mmx

It's already gotten 10 votes, and in the UnLikely chance it is featured Modillo says that it's ok to give everyone 1/2 credit (yourself, me, and Funnybony). Been a fun trip. Al de'chain 22:59 21 3 mmx

Featured! In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, starting tonight. Yay, and thanks for sharing your page and your interest in the song, and this will expose the song to a larger audience. Al en'chain 20:48 22 3 mmx


I really liked UnNews:Get these people to host SNL!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  12 May 2010 ~ 04:46 (UTC)

Good page on a bad movie

Saw your recent exchange with Ethaine. She might not realize that you are the creator and main writer of the page, so forgive her furry little head. As for multiple edits, different strokes (rip little guy) for different folks. A nice page for a very very bad movie. Al des chains 20:20 29 5 MMX

Hey! I don't have a furry head! But seriously, Aleister is right. I thought you were someone I recently welcomed, rather than the page creator. Sorry about that, man. Next time, punch me in the face and remind me it's actually your thing. Love, Ethine sig.png 
If he does punch you in the face, bring him up on charges, then ban him for an hour. And you may or may not have a furry little head, there is no proof either way, just your word. I personally like how you, Ethine, protect pages, that is really cool and a very important thing around here. I also think PF4Eva should get out more, talk to people here and on their talk pages, vote for things, etc. You are a very good writer, one of our good ones, but people don't know you outside of the UnNews staff who all love you. Come out come out wherever you're ain't. Al des chains 21:04 29 5 MMX

UnNews style

I've featured your story in the 1-spot on the Front Page on the strength of the illustration.

We no longer put names of people and institutions in boldface. (Voted in Forum:Amount of highlighting and linking in UnNews.) Putting quotes in italics is at your option.

Personally, I think this would read more like a real news article if you de-emphasized the role of the UnNews reporter (see UnNews:Style Section 3) and cut out the swears except when necessary to match the character of a person in the article. Spıke ¬ 13:56 21-Sep-10

PF4Eva/UnNews:Shit That Pisses Me Off - The Hatchet II incident

PF, I've given your story a "mercy move" to userspace, where you can finish it at the above address and resubmit it. You can't just stick an unfinished story on the Front Page with a {{WIP}} tag on it. Also, in my personal opinion, the swears aren't necessary to the humor (although it's kind of funny to imagine a potty-mouthed William Shatner) and detract from the resemblance to a news story. Spıke ¬ 00:03 7-Oct-10

Okay; improved. But you know what you should do next time? Copy the entire text from userspace, create a new UnNews story, and paste it in. Olipro's new system orders the Recent Stories by creation date, so because you simply renamed an "old" story, your "new" article appears in the list down at "06 Oct"--three days ago, when you originally filed it. Spıke ¬ 17:21 9-Oct-10

UnNews:"Ace of Bass" mistakenly invited to emcee charity gig

You have the 1-spot on the Front Page. But, again, moving an article to the UnNews: space does not put it at the top of Recent News, because that list is sorted by creation date. I've created a new article, with the shortened headline shown above, and put your text in it; and have listed the old container on QVFD. Spıke ¬ 23:34 21-Oct-10 post-edited

Forum:PF4Eva's "Shit That Pisses Me Off" namespace

Please come to the Forum to discuss. Spıke ¬ 00:51 29-Oct-10

UnNews:Ebert: Yogi Bear is shit in the woods

No, I am not squeamish--Funnybony's "Bear does not shit in the woods" is classic, and "shit" is central to the joke. However, it does not look like a real news source on first glance, and that is a high priority. Given that you have managed to tell the story without swears, can you see a way to name the page without swears? Spıke ¬ 01:36 18-Dec-10

Forum:Vote: Plow under the UnNews "Nav Bar"

I welcome your vote on this. Spıke ¬ 22:10 21-Dec-10

UnNews:Three-year-old steals, sells Biden screenplay

What a tenuous link to the news! but that's cool. However, I've made some cosmetic changes. Your link to Yahoo--as well as now subjecting the Uncyclopedia visitor to a 15-second commercial for laundry soap--was a link about a link. I found the actual news on a blog of ABC News (it also has a video). Sources should be where readers go to find out what really happened, to better understand the joke, not where you re-tell the joke.

I screen-captured a frame from the Yahoo video to replace the file-copy of Biden for the first photo and gave it the 1-Spot on the UnNews Front Page. And I rewrote the first paragraph to look like news--"Lead with the lead," they say; the fact that a toddler visited Washington is not the news; the theft and sale is, as you got right in the headline. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 17:34 9-Jan-11

UnNews:Beyonce to remake Eastwood classic

Forgive me for not watching Entertainment Tonight, but this goes right past me. As the goal of MiniTrue is to induce n00bs to write articles, please spell it out; otherwise, just do it, as I suspect you might do anyway. Spıke ¬ 00:17 23-Jan-11

Pretty good. You got the 1-Spot. Only, I don't see why you listed the headline in MiniTrue, if you intended to write the story, and I'd argue that few others could write the story.

Anyway, keep those commas and periods inside the quotes--and inside the italics, otherwise they float away from the adjacent letter. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 01:35 24-Jan-11

UnNews:Lincoln blamed fart on dog, historians say

I just had no idea that UnNews had such a resource on celebrity wind-passing. But now I know whom to call on, should we need additional data. Quibbles: Should the last sentence of the big quote be inside the quote (Lincoln doesn't call himself "Honest Abe")? Demin -> Denim, probably; no double e in Febreze. The {{Old news}} doesn't seem related, except in terms of grossness. Spıke ¬ 01:26 8-Mar-11


I reverted your request for someone else to write an UnNews on 90s Nick. I can't see anyone other than you doing this one--can you? So get started! Spıke ¬ 23:55 13-Mar-11

PS--Knew you could do it--You have the 4-Spot on the Front Page. 02:35 14-Mar-11 But the Grenade Gnome is better for the Uncyclopedia main page, am reverting that. Spıke ¬ 02:39 14-Mar-11

Front page

Self promotion is currently depreciated for the front page. Please let a 3rd party gate keeper decide to put it on UnNews recent news. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 02:48, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Depreciated (n.) - Slang term for a dirty act for which a justifiable punishment includes the lopping off of fingers. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:14, 6 June 2011 (UTC)

Just read your old UnNews article

I loved "Pushing Daisies" too. One of the best things ever on tv. Did you like "Wonderfalls" and/or "John From Cincinnati", two shows on maybe a similar wavelength? Aleister 3:44 7-6-'11

Bad Techer

I reverted your add to recent news. The story is already on the UnNews main page. If it is deemed topical, hilarious or of highest quality, it will be added by an impartial third party. I have not read the article, so I am impartially reverting. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:34, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Best not do that again

Disobediance will get you in trouble, especially when it comes to admins. You look like a good user, but you have to watch you actions.-Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:05, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Recent UnNews

Yeah, hum, I just saw this forum you started and I am supposed to be the UnNews editor. If you are quite sure your UnNews is good, go ahead by all means! I read all the UnNews and I remember yours was great! If there's a problem, I'll get back at you and you're going to have to eat my famous rock-hard muffin recipe as punishment! You can also just fire and forget: I read the UnNews almost daily and it would have to be bad for me not to put it on the front page. I also sometimes nom them for VFH. Bye! Talk Mattsnow 18:07, December 5, 2011 (UTC)

Your article.

Hey, I personally think that your article is very good, although you may want to place a construction tag on it, not because it's not funny, it's just because that it's very short in terms of detail. -- UserTalkContributions 00:00, March 14, 2012 (UTC)

The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Talk Mattsnow 00:45, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

You should really participate! Also, I put your Springstein UnNews on VFH. I hope it makes people laugh as much as I did. Talk Mattsnow 12:58, March 22, 2012 (UTC)

Lucille Ball and his orchestra

Damn, it's an epic classic. Thanks for writing such a good page. I know you don't answer anyone, you are like a spirit who moves amongst us. Thanks again! Aleister 00:11 24-3-'12

Forum:First Pee Buddy Awards!

Could we add your Tupac UnNews to the competition, as it is respecting the time rules? Please answer me on my talk page or add it yourself! You can still tweak it if you want, it's quite worth it considering the top prize is a fabulous err... We haven't decided the car's brand yet. Cheers! Talk Mattsnow 21:38, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Sadly, it is said in the rules that you can't get help to photoshop an image :S. Not from here anyway :P I'll put the article on the page, but that doesn't prevent you from tweaking it until the 30th deadline. Thanks for participating, I think a lot of entries will pour in the next few days! Talk Mattsnow 22:28, April 21, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

We are now at the crucial stage of judging the magnificent UnNews article on THIS PAGE! Thanks for your participation. Expect at least a week for the judging to be completed. *Drumroll* I know it will be awfully hard to sleep until the week is completed, but that's what sleeping pills are for. Talk Mattsnow 12:19, May 1, 2012 (UTC)

Pee Buddy contest!!

I'm kissing you with passion to thank you for participating in the Pee Buddy contest and writing such a great UnNews! The full results are here!

Talk Mattsnow 01:28, May 9, 2012 (UTC)


You know I basically like all your UnNews, so I feverishly read your last one, but surprisingly, I think it fell a little short. I just didn't get it, but it is very well written. Maybe some touch ups would be great? Also, is the list necessary? I moved it here: User:PF4Eva/UnNews:What to expect when Toonami returns 5.26.12. I hope you are not disappointed, I think it is a tough subject to make fun of, and you always write great ones. Tell me when you are through tweaking it, since only moving it back into mainspace will not make it reappear on the "recent UnNews" thingie. If you don't agree with me, you can come to my talk page and shoot me point blank with a shotgun. :P Talk Mattsnow 05:19, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Alright, good job! Sometimes very topical articles are hard for me to "judge" since well, I'm an old 20 something retard! :P Nice tweaks, I put it on the front page. Thanks for rising up to the challenge, some would have played the diva and not try to add anything, but you have a good attitude. Much respect! 02:01, May 30, 2012 (UTC)


I'm afraid to use the actual name of the... phenomenon for fear of getting bant. With that aside, the song list was one of the funniest things for some time. Could you switch the colours, though? It's bit hard to read. I think I'll nominate the piece once it has gone a bit older. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 05:55, 22 May 2013 (UTC)

Disney Princesses

Love the new UnNews article.... :) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

You are always a nOOb until you participate in a writing competition

Kevin Spacey and Brad Pit in the same movie lol

Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! SIGN UP!!! ShabiDOO 14:06, 15 May 2016 (UTC)


Since you created the Nickelodeon article, do you think you'd like to help me bring it up to FA status?--Abacab (talk) 00:35, 22 May 2016 (UTC)

Confirm the worm

After a lovely wait of 22 weeks...we finally have our seventh contestant for the Forum:Super awesome happy "Seven deadly sins" competition where Shabidoo will win and everyone else colapses into suicidal depression fun week!!! competition. That being said...we need all seven contestants so please confirm you'll participate. I'm thinking we can start next Monday. Just confirm here and then I'll tell you the real story about me and your dead brothers and sisters you never knew about. ShabiDOO 12:23, 9 November 2016 (UTC)

Justice Department names Bob Mueller to special counsel in Russiagate

I huffed UnNews:Justice Department names Bob Mueller to special counsel in Russiagate because it was just copyasted info from a bunch of news articles. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 05:17, 21 June 2017 (UTC)

Russian interference in the 2016 United States elections

I put the {{ICU}} tag on your article, I should've done that for your UnNews thing, which is my bad. Please see my comment on the talk page. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 15:36, 23 June 2017 (UTC)

Apparently it's Michael9422's article. Oops. Also I took the ICU tag out. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 21:21, 23 June 2017 (UTC)


If you're interested, I tidied up this article (which you created) quite a bit back in 2016. I removed the crufty lists, rewrote some awkward stuff, and changed Nicks death date from 2001 to 2005 (though you may disagree with that). What do you think of these edits? Anything you'd change yourself?

Dear PF4Eva

You have been warned about this before. Everything you have written the past year has either been copypasted news snorefests or shitty aggressively unfunny blog posts about your garbage ass opinions. Stop writing this shit, seriously. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 10:23, 6 December 2017 (UTC)

I've also been watching this and yeah, you gotta reach inside and pull out some jokes, dude. I'm not sure why all your recent articles have been dry op-eds that don't fit UnNews at all but I'd like to see some effort to write some actual satire rather than whatever's going on currently. -RAHB 10:28, 6 December 2017 (UTC)
Sorry if it's coming off that way. :( I've been trying to write satire (UnNews:Dinosaurs no longer extinct), but things like Trump and now the sexual harassment epidemic have been dominating the news. Not to mention celebrity deaths. Hard to makes jokes about that kind of stuff. Hell, if you look at SNL, they almost don't need to come up with any jokes -- real life is the joke. These are serious times and I feel serious times and serious issues need serious articles. I wish we could go back to when UnNews could be funny. But that all ended when I woke up November 9, 2016. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:58, 6 December 2017 (UTC)
I think most people would agree that articles about the President of the United States being turned into a walrus is inherently funnier than serious opinion pieces with no jokes. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 17:23, Dec. 8, 2017
See, this is exactly what I talked about on that forum. Real life is now a satire of itself. But yes I agree, the walrus article was funny. Icons-flag-au.png LDA MyOwnBadSelf, 'Does it look different enough for y'all?' (talk - stalk - block) 22:14, 8 December 2017 (UTC)

L7 is on VFH for you'all!

Hi PF4Eva, I wanted to whore for my VFH article L7 which is currently on VFH. Please read it and maybe vote for it. It is my comeback article and I love it very much. Thanks a lot! ~ Kakun · talk 09:13, 16 December 2017 (UTC)

Muchos grasias. ~ Kakun · talk 02:05, 20 December 2017 (UTC)

Vote, Please?


You can look at deleted revisions now. At least, I think you can. It's the biggest promotion (uh that's the word) I can give. That way you can find stuff that got deleted and maybe edit it so it won't get deleted again. Thanks for the effort you put into the site, even though I yelled at you like a week ago. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 05:11, 5 February 2018 (UTC)

Also you are admin now. There was a vote. Thank you for your contributions to the site. If you wish to not be admin, please contact an administrator right away. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 07:09, 9 April 2018 (UTC)
Congrats and good luck! I hope you accept this honor because we need more active admins. ~ Kakun · talk 18:01, 9 April 2018 (UTC)

Just Wanted to Say Thanks

Yo PF4Eva, you are kind of amazing. I recently started on Uncyclopedia and simply wanted to make a funny article. I feel that I successfully did just that, but you made it better. I really just wanted to say thank you and that I appreciate all the time and effort that you spent on my article. --Jaxpool (talk) 18:18, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

Space Force

Thanks for adding the links and categories to UnNews:Donald Trump declares Space Force. I did take the liberty of changing "president" with quotation marks or * back to president without any marks, because I intended it to sound like a real news article (actually, about half of it is real news). Also I moved the pic you added to the right; on some screens (i.e. one of my screens) one on the left and one on the right kind of overlapped and scrunched the text. Hope that's OK with you. See you in space! Father Alden Loveshade, humble rector of the University of Our Lady of Uncyclopedia, Whynersville Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  22:58, 18 June 2018 (UTC)

Euan Metz Article

Dear PF4EVA,

I recently tried to vote to delete a page named "Euan Metz" and was banned from this site by you. I would like to have this page taken down as I have unique name and when you search for "Euan Metz" the page comes up as second on Google. The page is a nuisance for me as people may search for me in a professional capacity and this page will come up. Would it be possible to delete the page?

All the best,

Euan – Preceding unsigned comment added by BoggyB12 (talk • contribs)

After reading the article in question, I find nothing wrong with it. It seems to be referring to some dude born in 1885 and died in 1962. No reasonable person could possibly think this article is about you. I can find no valid reason to delete this article. I erred on the side of caution and assumed you were trolling. Sorry for any inconvenience. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:22, 26 June 2018 (UTC)


There is nothing wrong with the article in and of itself. It's just a joke. However, my name is unique (at least on Google) which means that if you type "Euan Metz" into Google this article will show up on the first page. What I'm concerned about is that when an employer is conducting a job search and is interested in me (I work in academia) they will inevitably search for me on Google. They will then be directed to my professional pages etc, but this article will also come up, and it looks silly/unprofessional to have a page written about "me" (there is no other person with my name). Since this is just a joke page but one that could materially affect me, can I please ask you to take this page down? If you like, you could keep the article exactly the same, but change the name to something other than "Euan Metz".

all the best,

Euan– Preceding unsigned comment added by (talk • contribs)

I think that's the best compromise we can come up with. I'll move it to Niels Bohr with a redirect. It's the best of both worlds. Thanks for your suggestion. P.S. In the future, please stick to one account. Sock puppets are generally forbidden. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:52, 28 June 2018 (UTC)

Plos into bannings me. You had a boring workday with redirects and u need a stupid vandal to kick

Yes, plos, into bannings me. U need relax after a day of:

  1. fucking mass-spammers
  2. double redirects of Kippy
  3. lack of admins with Wageslav kicking himself
  4. fucking mass-spammers

Now that's me. Your stupid comfort vandal u can quickly kick to relax yourself. The Wolvervandal Gentletroll Co.Ltd. (WOGECOLT) service offers:

  1. A blatant vandal without any possibility of boring investigations, talk, moral doubts or regrets (should we give him 2nd possibility? No, he's dumb! death sentence!): only a relaxing 'n mercyless kick and no regrets!
  2. A blatant sockpuppet of the Wolvervandal (the one who enjoys diarrhea): no need boring investigations, doubts, 2nd chances waiting until the end of the times: only a relaxing 'n mercyless kick and no regrets!
  3. Another vandal to be kicked, another idiot you'll kick. Your career will increase to the star with a simple 'n relaxing kick: only a relaxing 'n mercyless kick and no regrets!
  4. A clear, blatant and declared vandalism you can discover and erase in 2 seconds. Yes, 2 seconds! Forget the super boring investigations among my contribs to discover the vandalism! Forget the boring investigations into page histories to detect super secret vandalisms that nobody can find! WOGECOLT takes care of admins and patrollers, WOGECOLT is human and spits on sadistic vandalz. Only blatant vandalisms you can delete without doubts, talks and mercy: only a relaxing 'n mercyless huff and no regrets!
  5. And now, the super special one. WOGECOLT offers to you the possibility to find my vandalism in a sole second. Just 1. My vandalism will be the page Hey Wageslav WTF! You ban yourself without a word and leave me alone to do the comfort vandal. Plos come back and kick me!. No regrets, no search, no nothing: only a relaxing 'n mercyless huff and no regrets!
  6. And now, the maximus! I'll add the template {{Indefinitely blocked user}} onto my user page. Wow!
  7. And now, the super maximus! If I find vandalisms, I'll revert 'em all! Super Wow!

Remember, Wolvervandal Gentletroll Co.Ltd. aka WOGECOLT, your personal comfort vandal service. Because WOGECOLT loves u. And now, kick me and say "Yeeee hawww!!!". Luv xxx --Kickable Wolvervandal to Relax PF4Eva (talk) 02:19, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

What the fuck did I just read? Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:16, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

An idea to combat spammers

Hi, I'm here to tell you that I have created a forum page to combat spammers and made a proposal there. I'm here because it seems to me that you're the most active admin recently, and I wanted to notify it to an admin. Thanks for reading.--The Pioneer (Saloon/Shootouts) 05:38, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

block request for sockmaster and sockpuppet

There is a couple of vandals, a master and ipsock, vandalizing from at leas a month:

A series of stupid vandalisms as did here, here or here (and always using false messages into history... fix what?). Vandalisms continue here or here. Anyway, the fields are the same of Senor Snuffalupago:
Sockmaster: strangely, the anonymous 104 vandalized the user page of, the one who warned Senor Snuff for his "out of bed vandalisms" and reverted em all (just an example. Anyway, apart the silly messages, an example in june, another in may), vandalisms on the sandbox and other edits in Berks Area Regional Transportation Authority (exactly the same field of 104), we have this out of bed message (from 104 to Senor Snuff). Anyway, following this report in which was noticed that 104 is a sock of Snuff, messages and contribs of them changed: this edit by Snuff was reverted by 104. This comedy continued in the sandbox (just an example). Seeing Sandbox's history, you can notice that Snuff and 104 had no problem of rollbacks. No problems among them before it was noticed that they are master and sock. After it, 104 started the comedy of rollbacking Snuffalupago. And his history of recent contribs is full of false messages in the summary.

That's the situation. Yesterday I left hoping he learned something. The only effect was "new vandalisms" and so, enough is enough. Please, consider the unblock of, that was the only one who stopped Snuffalupago's massive vandalisms onto talks and sandbox. I don't know if there are other reasons for your block, but if they are related to Snuff&104, you blocked the wrong one. Unfortunately, I can't show you diffs because a bot consider them as external links. It allows only permalinks. Greets. -- (talk) 16:19, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I've blocked them for three months, just on the chance that you're right. I'll just wait and see how it goes. As for, Roza (before leaving) deleted several of his articles for being copypasted from Wikipedia, and I blocked him because his edits simply weren't funny. If it were for mere vandalism or spam, I would have said so. That didn't even factor into my decision. He remains blocked for that reason alone. Thanks. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:56, 5 July 2018 (UTC)

Your edits on Great Toy Soldier War of '03

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for your edits on the page, images and all, but in particular, the Key Fighters section. I never could have read through that mess and gotten all the names, so thank you very much. Hopefully we've "saved" that article from deletion. Look forward to working with you on it in the future. Cottonfarmer (talk) 05:47, 22 July 2018 (UTC)


Any idea what happened to Roza? Are they gone forever? What will become of us without them? I never talked about a person in plural before, it's fun. ~ Kakun · talk 14:29, 26 July 2018 (UTC)

You tell me. There's no clue as to what happened, other than Roza banning themselves with the reason "(gone)". It appears they've tried logging in since but have been autoblocked. I've thought about unblocking them when I see it. Maybe the spam got to them? Maybe they just need a break? Or maybe they signed a lucrative movie deal and decided "So long, suckers!" The possibilities are endless. I hope they do decide to return. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 21:33, 26 July 2018 (UTC)

Me too. They are cute. ~ Kakun · talk 22:39, 26 July 2018 (UTC)

Reported spammers

I report this couple of spammers that need to be removed from premises:

Their creations are this (original) by the anon; this (original) and this (original) by Dennis. Greets :-))) --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 21:52, 27 July 2018 (UTC)


I'm trying to re-feature Armenian Genocide but I can't see it on the front page. Is there some cache to clear that I don't know about? Please help. Thanks! ~ Kakun · talk 13:15, 4 August 2018 (UTC)

Nevermind, I get it, the next available feature slot is tomorrow. ~ Kakun · talk 13:45, 4 August 2018 (UTC)
Same thing happened to me when I featured UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall. All I had to do was clear the cache. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 20:45, 4 August 2018 (UTC)
I did that. Also I've changed the revision thing for the fifth time but still nothing. Please help? ~ Kakun · talk 01:28, 5 August 2018 (UTC)
Done. I used the feature-button in the VFH vote page. ~ Kakun · talk 02:38, 5 August 2018 (UTC)


Hi dude, do you currently see both "Feature" and "Fail" buttons in this page? Do they start appearing only after a specific amount of days? How does it work? Thanks. ~ Kakun · talk 03:08, 9 August 2018 (UTC)

No clue what you're talking about unless you mean the "recently featured" and "recently failed" buttons at the top of the page. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 10:42, 9 August 2018 (UTC)
I'm talking about buttons to automatically feature or fail an article. I have no idea how to fail an article on VFH. And I can't feature anything without adding it manually to the queue. And I think there should be buttons for that which are visible only to the admins. Roza, can you help? ~ Kakun · talk 12:21, 9 August 2018 (UTC)

Troll detected

I found this idiot, Anti-angys: he's heavily vandalizing Uncy to troll a Wikipedian. He's using his UP too. To remove from premises as soon as possible. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 01:11, 14 August 2018 (UTC)

Block evasion notice: is Anty-angys, vandalizing again Malaysia with the same crap. I suggest to full protect Malaysia for a while and, after, to semi-protect for a very long time. Greets. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 15:08, 14 August 2018 (UTC)

I take it

You're somewhat of a fan of the Halloween franchise? -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 05:00, Aug. 17, 2018


Thanks for all. He was hasty, I became a dick... Of course, I'll continue with my silent work as I did until now. Huh, just to close this incident, as I requested, could you delete this pointless mess? I won't to feed flame, trolling or similar gibberish. For me, war is over :-) ... And, it's time to remove some spam from premises. Thanks again. Greets. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 00:22, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

I think you Spam Removal Unit, were Spam Removal Unit. Am I Right? -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 00:58, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

Reported vandals

SRU is back in action. I report this user pages:

I dunno about this pair of users but... I have some suspects.

  • User:HuFf SLUSh7264 is a vandalism-only account. I reverted his blankings and tagged his UP for QuickVFD as a blatant vandalism. All this users have some digits, some mixed capital-lowercase letters, and a single edit into their user page. Uhm...

PS: Huff Slush, clearly, must me removed from premises. His vandalisms are clear. Regards. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 00:32, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

Took care of Huff Slash. As for the other two, I'm gonna wait and see before I pull the trigger. Thanks for your help. It was a circus without you. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 02:26, 21 August 2018 (UTC)

On blocking User:ウソつき

Hi. I'd like to talk about the block on ウソつき, because it seems to me the action you made on him is too harsh. Though I'm not sure enough what he has done (created a filthy template?), I probably know him on Usopedia, and blocking as long as half a year seems to be too long (a month would be enough IMO), at least by guessing from his activities on Usopedia; I don't think he had the intention to vandalize the wiki.

I should also tell you that it seems to me he was trying to make an apology for his actions (though his translation from Japanese is at a poor level, again, I do think it was a good faith edit) on his talk page, and preventing him from editing it doesn't seem to be appropriate. You're not the guy who choke a person to accept apologies, right?--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 17:34, 26 August 2018 (UTC)

Confirmed your unblocking. Thanks for understanding.--The Pioneer (A.K.A. かいたくしゃ) 09:23, 27 August 2018 (UTC)

Spam Removal Unit

I think you should auto patrol User:Spam Removal Unit. I hate patrolling all of his edits. I don't even know if i'm using the correct word. You know what I mean... -- MagicBus Can you ride my Magic Bus? 23:55, 31 August 2018 (UTC)

Done and done. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:51, 1 September 2018 (UTC)


Hi, tanks for all and for the autopatrolled rights (to you and MagicBus). I'm moved (as wroten on my UP). Btw, I report to you this (sort of) special case: a long term vandal/troll, maybe static IP, still active (and rollbacked) in june. He need a kick to infinity and beyond. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 02:03, 5 September 2018 (UTC)

Hi-tech move request

Hi, could you move User:Nikau/New Zealand to New Zealand? Thanks. Currently, NZ is a redirect to Australia and that user sandbox is IMHO ready (was created 4 years ago). I think it should be moved. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 10:30, 24 September 2018 (UTC)


Hi, I report to you too this vandal (may be static) that is filling the site with humorless Wikipedian stubs (Disney-related), pointless redirects and other vandalisms. IMHO, a so Disney maniac, needs a ban to infinity and beyond :-) . Greets. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 04:25, 1 October 2018 (UTC)

Thanx. Yes, as that redirect, it could be better. Just a question: the vandal created The Grudge as a redir to Horror film. Should it be valid? I've not tagged it with QVFD. May stay IMHO... Thanks again :) --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 15:37, 1 October 2018 (UTC)
PS: It is a long list of user subpages tagged for deletion per user request, added by a user. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 15:40, 1 October 2018 (UTC)
Whoops! Sorry, I saw you started mass deletion. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 15:41, 1 October 2018 (UTC)


Hi. Could you block this page to autoconfirmed (or sysops) only. As you can see, it is vandalized. And now we have a new IPsock of the other vandals. Greets. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 10:14, 14 October 2018 (UTC)

Stop me if you've heard this one

Michael Myers is a cyborg. -- Kippy the Elf Candycane2.png Talk Candycane2.png Works Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png Candycane2.png 00:36, Oct. 21, 2018


Hey man I hope you're doing well. We recently received a complaint about some of your bans, on discord. You infinitely banned these 3 IPs for what amounts to very very minor infractions. I don't believe infinitely banning IPs is really very productive (public WiFi and dynamic IPs etc.), but regardless these particular contributors hardly deserved to be banned in the first place. I think it would be better if we could try to educate these neophytes and turn them into helpful contributors instead of kicking them to the curb because their very first attempt at an edit wasn't good. I'd like to hear what you think about this, either here or on discord! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:12, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

Maybe I was a bit hasty, lol, but I have zero tolerance for all this SJW crap. I personally wouldn't call them minor infractions, except maybe the JFK guy. But all the Weinstein/etc./political/social justice nonsense has gone too far. Maybe after the election, I can go softer on these guys. Thanks for bringing this to my attention. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 08:54, 23 October 2018 (UTC)
GoodwoodHead.png SG1|Hereish [citation needed] 15:56, 23 October 2018 (UTC)
@PF4Eva: That is irrelevant. Being a "dirty SJW" is not a bannable offense. We appreciate all the help with stopping spam, but you seriously have to tone down your bans by like, 90%. – roza (talk ☭ ctbslog) 17:04, 23 October 2018 (UTC)

change my name

to ☭ Qwvwe (talk) 20:53, 30 October 2018 (UTC)

Only beauocrats can do that, one rank above me. Maybe ask Roza or another beaurocrat to help you out. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 22:03, 30 October 2018 (UTC)

Vandalisms detected

Hi and nice day. Sometimes I'm away but, more or less, I'm still here watching for spam to remove from premises :-)

Well, you still blocked this user. Btw, I discovered that, among his few contribs, he created 3 perfect copy-paste from Wikipedia: just take a look to my report at UN:QVFD). IMHO it sound like a vandalism-only account behavior, despite some (sort of) valid edits. Best of regards. --Datface Soldier.pngSRUDatface Soldier.png 07:40, 7 December 2018 (UTC)