User talk:PF4Eva/Archive 5

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How do I enlarge .gif images?[edit source]

I've seen it happen, so how do I do it? Trust me, it's for a very important cause. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:06, 12 July 2022 (UTC)

I don't know about gif specifically. Do you mean enlarge it on the article? Just edit the article and change the pixel size to something bigger. Preferably, the image should already be uploaded at a decent resolution to begin with. Not sure you can go beyond the image's native resolution, but it would probably look ugly anyway. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 12:15, 12 July 2022 (UTC)
Yes, on the article itself. I tried changing the pixel size and it didn't work. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 15:20, 12 July 2022 (UTC)
I tried it in my sandbox. Don't make the picture a thumbnail, and it will work fine. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 01:06, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
It doesn't work if I make it a frame, either. I'm looking for some way to resize the .gif and place a caption on it. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:11, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
"The size of an image with thumb or frameless can be reduced, but cannot be enlarged beyond the original size of the image." If you want an enlarged version of your image with a rendered caption, you will need to upload it at that size. -- The Zombiebaron 13:07, 13 July 2022 (UTC)
Huh. It looks like making a .gif smaller with a frame also doesn't work. I'd try doing this on Wikipedia to see if it's the previous issue you mentioned (which I think it is), but I don't know any .gif files there.
I found a .gif file there, and it turns out that it can't be resized at all, similarly to the issue I'm having here. What's going on? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 01:29, 14 July 2022 (UTC)
Actually, they can be resized there as normal. I am bad at testing! ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 03:23, 14 July 2022 (UTC)
Glad you're getting things figured out. :) Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:39, 14 July 2022 (UTC)

Useless Gobshite of the Year[edit source]

I think it's long past the time that the winner of 2021's UGotY award be made official. Could you do that? I'm not sure if I'm allowed to. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 12:22, 19 July 2022 (UTC)

While on the topic of updating, I'd like to ask if I could update the UnSignpost page itself to account for the not-so recent developments like most UnSignpost contributors not writing UnSignposts anymore, the infrequent making of UnSignposts, and the whole "ARandomPage stole the UnSignpost" thing. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 10:01, 22 July 2022 (UTC)
Um, sure. Be my guest. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 12:45, 22 July 2022 (UTC)

Logging in probs. Help?[edit source]

Hi, i do NOT know why I am having log in problems on my laptop & iPad nor do I not know why I'm not receiving a new log in password. Can u help? Can u email me my/a log in password or a reset? Thx. adambein@hotmail.com

Smuggler 09:02, 20 August 2022 (UTC)

Hey[edit source]

First of all, how are you? I’ve been working on this page, what do you think about it?--Executive (talk) 14:00, 14 September 2022 (UTC)

Um... okay? Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 11:49, 15 September 2022 (UTC)
I have another page for you thanks in advance ;)--Executive (talk) 12:23, 15 September 2022 (UTC)

Thanks[edit source]

Hey, how are you? Thanks for correcting my typo, it's what happens when you only read Thomas Harris in Hebrew. ~ Kakun · talk 11:58, 24 September 2022 (UTC)

How does the adoption process officially end?[edit source]

I haven't really asked any questions here in quite some time, so your adoption of me is probably over, at least I think it's over, I dunno, how does this work again? ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 04:46, 21 October 2022 (UTC)

Hell if I know. I guess it's as simple as either party deciding the adoptee is "all grown up" and ready for the big leagues. *Big hug, man tears* I'll miss you, son. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 05:09, 21 October 2022 (UTC)
Alright then, I guess. I hereby declare PF4Eva's adoption of ARandomPage... finished. ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:20, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

SPECIAL Delivery of the UnSignpost for October 23, 2022![edit source]

The UnSignpost
The edition that's black and white and dead all over
October 23, 2022 • Issue #219 • Archives • Press Room
SPECIAL EDITION!!! Main Page deleted! By ARandomPage
When and where it all went wrong...

THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL! Just today, the Main Page has been deleted, and the person who started this deletion is none other than ARandomPage himself! How did this happen? Why did Page cause the deletion of the Main Page? You shall see, once you finish reading this UnSignpost!

This mess started on Discord, with ARandomPage, Cassie, Microsoft for POTUS, Banzaikitten, PF4Eva and JJPMaster. After an innocent discussion between all of them minus PF4 over a video, Banzai's wishes to cause minor inconveniences (which were stopped because Banzai is technically incompetent), and Svex the vandal, ARandomPage brought up the topic of the three pending deletions of the Main Page as per consensus on VFD. Page asked Cassie to delete the Main Page thrice sometime in the future, and Cassie, being Cassie, deleted the Main Page four minutes later. Microsoft then created the Main Page with the word "a", Banzai vandalized the Main Page, JJP declared that she was sad, and Cassie put up a notice saying that the Main Page was being set up. A few minutes later, Cassie had restored the Main Page as if nothing had happened. Peace returned to Uncyclopedia, and everyone got off scot-free... right?

WRONG! Despite the actual Main Page deletion crisis being over, the aftermath was arguably scarier than the real deletion. First, Cassie joke-blocked everyone involved in this discussion for a few minutes. Then, Banzai blocked Cassie for 100 years, as according to them, Cassie had committed the ultimate sacrilege. This caused Page to get mad and demand proper justice by turning himself in as the person who truly deleted the Main Page by telling Cassie to do it, even telling Banzai to give him the death penalty, which they refused. Though Page got a 900-year ban for a few minutes from Banzai, which Page celebrated, Banzai then essentially unblocked Page and went to sleep. Oh, what mess Banzaikitten will wake up to...

That's right, we have a new method of blocking! JJPMaster has invented the "symbolic block", which basically messes up a user's common.js file to deny them access to Uncyclopedia through conventional means. While JJPMaster was symbolically blocking Page, and later on, Banzai, Cassie opened a black hole on Page's userpage. According to JJPMaster herself, "i may have been waiting to "symbolically block" a human person ever since i got this permission".

And there you have it. That's the entire Main Page deletion incident of October 22, 2022. The true culprit of this crime has somehow escaped punishment... for now.

Biopic This is a special edition, I don't have time for this biopic.

From The Logs

• October 22, 2022: Cassie (talk * contribs) huffed page Main Page (VFD asked for it) (Tag: CHICKEN)
• October 22, 2022: Banzaikitten (talk * contribs) changed block settings for ARandomPage (talk * contribs) with an expiration time of 15 minutes (autoblock disabled) (you will return)
• October 22, 2022: JJPMaster (talk * contribs) created page Uncyclopedia:Symbolic block

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From The Forums

UnSignpost News ARandomPage, the only person currently operating the UnSignpost, is in Uncyclopedia purgatory for high treason: deleting the Main Page.

Chat Quote Cass the Ban-Hammer Wielder🔨: I have no choice but to declare thunder on you

ARandomPage, the named space (ARandomTalkPage) (Stuff they do) 02:20, 23 October 2022 (UTC)

"That's nobody's business but the Turks."?![edit source]

lol. Comedy gold. "That's nobody's business but the Turks.' HAAHAHAHAHahahaha Ohhh Lord. https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/UnNews:President_pardons_T%C3%BCrkiye – Preceding unsigned comment added by Smuggler (talk • contribs) Smuggler 18:40, 25 November 2022 (UTC)

Hi…[edit source]

How are you? (I just want to know if my sitter is still alive) :) --Executive (talk) 16:21, 7 December 2022 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm alive. I'll let you know if I'm not. :) Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 19:03, 7 December 2022 (UTC)

Political correctness[edit source]

Hey. Can you please restore this and move it to my user space? And kill the talk page I recreated stupidly. Thanks. Nominally Humane! 03:18 23 Dec 03:18, 23 December 2022 (UTC)

We'd like for you to discuss this in Village Dump. Black-2.jpg PF4Eva, the President of Imagination Vote for me My tax returns 04:01, 23 December 2022 (UTC)
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