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The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed (a maiore ad minus) revision of "Oral sex retribution during Middle Age", the result was to keep it this way. Nevertheless we all learned valuable lessons here... for example to BAN all Ips for perverse conduct and more importantly, it has been proved that horses are better then cows to apparently suck!

I am disappointed that in this particular page concerning oral sex retribution during Middle Age it is mystified the proper meaning, conceptually speaking, of Oral Pleasure... - 112.108.121.61 00:00 (UTC)

I disagree with your point of view, we all know for a fact that the only oral position known at that time was "overturned angel" wich is bad, considering the antiquity of the kamasutra as a comparison. - DragonRidingSorceress 00:01 (UTC)

You are mistaken too, the Kamasutra is in reality a collection or a tool to better interconnect with our counterpart, resembling the infinite cycle of life, this solely is the root for hiduistic oral demands. The entire history of India is based on loads and loads of explicit sexual content and it is well known for rituals only. Nothing of these is comparable to the darkness of the Middle Age where the only Oral pleasure was the homely of priests; Da candorem castitatis, vitam aeternam - Imrealized ...hmm?

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Well technically speaking there is no wrong or right, we are watching different period in time, so different that things are pretty much confusing... as a PhD student in medieval sexual history, I must advise from misinformation about how the nuns could effort "oral practices time to time as a good luck to soldiers". I gently require that the author of this article delete this part. - Rruelas 00:03 (UTC)

I am Associate Professor of history of sex and in my course better known as "Sex on the beach" I showed my theory concerning medieval oral sex, I may be long but I guarantee will be interesting: So we know from ancient times that oral pleasure claim the depths of our more sensitive and less considered opportunity to try new things or simply cum, we know for a fact that the male counterpart prefer more this practice, but here we won't concern talking about BJs, cum etc... etc... We instead must try to understand the mind of a repressed Middle Age individual, is hard god knows how. In conclusion: the concept that an oral service from a Middle Aged person to another is all well described by Freudian primordial drive in repressed individuals. - Master Chief Petty Officer 00:05 (UTC)

I disagree strongly with what you sad. First I am a Templar escaped from the past and second, yes I've seen cause I lived the Middle Age, now I am here to alert people about the massive bullshit written here! - Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

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sorry

But I think the page talks exclusively about sex in the Middle Ages and not so much about oral sex. I suggest to move the page or delete it. - 111.1 202.121.44 00:06 (UTC)

The page itself is good enough, but it is hard to collect information regarding oral practice during Middle Age and this is because the tradition was to never talk after the practice was done… probably because you are not supposed to talk with your mouth full. - DragonRidingSorceress 00:06(UTC)

I have a doubt

I have a doubt about this page… I know from Game of Thrones that was difficult for female to do oral sexual pleasure to gratify male because the shower was not invented yet, am I right? How could you have sex with filthy gross knights always armored and smelly… - Sankaritar 00:10 (UTC)

First of all i convene with you about the smell but I have to remind you that in Game of Thrones it is shown the position of the half-full moon but in reality the position of the reverse catamaran was preferred to avoid problems you are pointing out, so you should take fictions as fictions. -

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FUCK YA ALL!!!

Fuck you ALLL!!! - 76.122.224.199 00:11 (UTC)

This page talks about oral sex during Middle Ages and NOT about fuck or fucking in general. Please visit the proper page for that. - DragonRidingSorceress 00:11 (UTC)

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Repeated deletion of my content…

Hi, I just want to know why my edits have been repeatedly deleted, thank you and good work! - 66.111.225.199 00:13 (UTC)

Hi to you too! Your contributions concern mainly on how the horses have been used as sexual distraction during long voyage by templars but it already exists a page on such matter: Erotic Animals in Middle Age and their use as sex-toy so please if you want, contribute there. - DragonRidingSorceress 00:15 (UTC)

I know but it seems to me that in remote times animals were used as sex tools even for oral pleasure and I thought it should be sad that a cow’s mouth is better then horse’s one… I think is important to complete the article in fully respect of colture and folklore. Thanks again! - 66.111.225.199 00:16 (UTC)

The horses are better for oral pleasing… I tried once, maybe twice and I assure it is great! - Deathhero51 00:17 (UTC)

How is it possible to discuss oral practices during Middle Age without…

I wonder to myself how can you people discuss such a huge article omitting the best part. The amazing taste of syphilis, the well known smell of chlamydia or the spicy sensation of gonorrhea… all forgotten, why? For sure you know the deplorable conditions the medieval people lived in: No personal hygiene, no qualified doctors and the Lord knows how many sexual diseases were out there! I so demand that you correct this article with proper material concerning sexual risks during Middle Age. I insist. - 123.101.125.99 00:20 (UTC)

Probably you’re right. I am a fan of Gonorrhea too, but frankly you are an anonymous contributor so fuck off! - Liz muffin 00:22 (UTC)

Please forgive my colleague… what we are trying to say is hard, this page is already very cringe and we want the reader enjoying the subject of oral sex in the Middle Age without further cringe edits so please understand our cringe policy and I assure you that we will consider to add a new article on: Sexual pleasure and risks during Middle Ages, so chill. - Demonbob 00:23 (UTC)