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Unsoc is pax.

We Unsoc - outer party. Unsoc good; Unsoc pax. Unsoc supp inner party and unmake rebellion. Unsoc assist proles, fight unplenty. Unsoc unmake brotherhood. All persons - outer party, inner party, proles join Unsoc make goodwise. Unsoc assist hard Uncyclopedia workers by thinkgive.


Unsoc - Uncyclopedia Workerparty!

Unsoc give healthcare unmoneywise. Resistence offer nothing but toothrot. Unsoc offer donuts every Tuesday. UnCyc offer partymembers halfplus discount. Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? That crimethink!

Unsoc give workers Valjuta for ownuse and give much offwise.

STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!

Thinkwise you want to.


PREMIER EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS

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Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.

Dayorders[edit]

Newsreel[edit]

However, there is a Java Client which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --~ Tophatsig.png 22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
I also have one here. --Starnestommy (TalkContribsFFSWP) 02:58, 27 July 2007 (UTC)
  • At ease. I command the fixin' of the articles listed in the categories; {{deadend}} & {{redlink}}. Dismissed. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png02:09, 20 July 2007
  • At ease, Comrades. The October Revolution☭ is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' Russia 'round the time of the revolution or any Communist propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If UnNews is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than my own? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed! Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png


CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS

INNER PARTY[edit]

Members of inner party have more privileges as lower classes. Main privilege is to give and take rankings or assign orders.

  1. Blackberetsig.png PARTY PREMIER JACQUES (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
  2. Blackberetsig.png PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR (Premier of Kentuckistani Satillite States)
  3. Blackberetsig.png PRIME MINISTER GENERAL PUPPET OF THE SOCK OF THE USER WHO IS OF BEING UNREGISTERED
  4. Kepisig.png INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO (Corellian Minister General)
  5. Kepisig.png INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER
  6. Grayrogatywkasig.png RANK MANAGER NECRO PAXX
  7. Graygeneralhatsig.png OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD
  8. Graygeneralhatsig.png INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG
  9. Graygeneralhatsig.png INNER PARTY GENERAL L. J. LEGO

OUTER PARTY[edit]

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  1. Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN
  2. Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH SYSTEM REQUEST
  3. Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II (RESIGNED)
  4. Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE MNM5150
  5. Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V (RESIGNED)
  6. Bluegarrisoncapsig.png OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO
  7. Bluegarrisoncapsig.png SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR
  8. Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR JED RAVENT
  9. Blueflatcapsig.png RECDEP OFFICER ROB (RESIGNED)
  10. Blueflatcapsig.png MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU
  11. Blueflatcapsig.png RECDEP OFFICER USER WHO IS NOT KNOWN
  12. Blueflatcapsig.png RECDEP OFFICER FELL IN THE RIFT
  13. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR KATO
  14. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR STARNES
  15. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR SONIC LXXX
  16. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT
  17. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA
  18. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER
  19. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN
  20. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.
  21. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME
  22. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR M.D. HLAJOS
  23. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR CAJEK
  24. Bluehelmetsig.png THE UNSOC OFFICER
  25. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR IDIOT WHO IS NOT
  26. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR GAME PLAYER WHO IS NARCOLEPTIC
  27. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR SYCAMORE
  28. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER AND DISK JOCKEY OF IRRELEVANCE
  29. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR SNOW CHELOVEK
  30. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER QUA recdep unperson vaporised. rectify entry.
  31. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER COLIN HEANEY
  32. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR DOUBLETHINK
  33. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER NACH LADER
  34. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR METH AMPHETAMINE
  35. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER MAH MOO SHA
  36. Bluehelmetsig.png MINOR ANGEL OF MIRTH
  37. Bluehelmetsig.png UNSOC OFFICER MUFFIN OF PIE

PROLES[edit]

  1. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE IKENZEKE
  2. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0
  3. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT
  4. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE MAN OF GABBA
  5. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE CHRISSY
  6. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY
  7. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE FLU BECA
  8. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE T. GEORGE
  9. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE ANGRERED MAX
  10. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE WUJIAN
  11. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE OF SHUTTING UP
  12. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE PIE OF EVIL
  13. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE SLAVE TO MASTER
  14. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE DUKE OF SPORK
  15. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE XIAO LI
  16. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE LIKE KENT NUMBER 121
  17. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE OF BRITISH MIKE WHO IS OF ANGERED
  18. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE MCWOOTY
  19. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE OF AMERICAN BASEBALL XVI
  20. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE DEMON OF THE INTERNETS
  21. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE J. SHEA
  22. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE ZHE LIEL
  23. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE NINE CANADIANS
  24. Brodiehelmetsig.png PROLE ADDRESS OF IP THAT IS OF BEING TOO LONG


REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Registration for party give you cookie and help Uncyclopedia workers to work harder. Simply sign party request form. Don't worry, US government uncare you now communist.

REQUESTS FOR REGISTRATION[edit]

You must request registration under here so Zhonshan suit can be issued. Look at page history to see where it was archived (marked in comment as ARCHIVING REG). If Inner Party says Prole Suit, use {{unsoc|pink}} as your suit. If Inner Party says Unsoc Officer/Outer Party Minor, use {{unsoc|#9999ff}} as your suit!

  • Have room for one more PROLE? The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) 17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 02:15, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
    But of course, comrade. REQUEST ACCEPTED. You are PROLE. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 05:29, Mar 24 2010
  • Provided that party has not been disbanded for that Grue one (which I be also a member of), I also wish to join ze Workers' Party. Launch all hammers, sickles and stars. I know what I doing. For great justice. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. [[::File:Sexy_twilight.jpeg|His shameless obsession.]] 09:33 June 19, 2011 (UTC)



REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT

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Suit more blue is closer to prole. Suit more grey is suit closer to inner party. Prole get pink suit. Improve party activity and get new suit! How to improve party activity, ask you? Unsoc use credit system. COUNT CREDITS TO GAIN RANK! PARTY MEMBERS MUST KEEP TRACK OF OWN CREDITS!

Credits Activity
1 per QVFD
1 per Vandalism Revert
10 per ref to ban patrol
10 per newcomer helping (welcome uncounted)
20 per successful party ref
30 per successful VFD
40 per quality propaganda contribution
50 per adopted newcomer which is helped
50 per party userspace maintenence, improvement, and assistance
100 per Party Member of the Month win
300 per successful feature
1000 per Javascript or robotic tool made for party.

Party points never subtracted, unless negative behaviour occurs. So requirements still allow you to have credits from previous actions.

CURRENT REQUESTS[edit]

  • I got 29 credits with my QVFD and ban patrol activity yesterday, requesting a promotion. Im counting my credits here The Rift Icons-flag-ca.png (grumble) 17px-Compassrose.gif MUN CPT DAD 10:54, March 24, 2010 (UTC)
    Excellent. You are now MINOR. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 14:43, Mar 24 2010
  • I just realized the requirements for Outer party minister is 300 credits, and a featured article is worth 300. I got one a while back now. Request promotion to Outer party minister comrade?



ZHONGSHAN SUIT COLORS AND ASSOCIATIONS

Suit Description Coloring Code Credit Requirements
INNER PARTY SUITS
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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Only leaders of Uncyclopedias and the Party can have the greyest Zhongshan suit.

RANKS: Party Premier, Party Prime Minister, Party Supreme Judge, Prime Minister General (the General of Ministers)

#ccc 5,000 Party credits plus Inner Party approval
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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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The best non-leaders of Uncyclopedias in the Inner party can have the mid-grey Zhongshan suit.

RANKS: Inner Party Minister, Rank Manager

#ddd 2,000 Party credits
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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Those non-leaders who have proven themselves to become an inner party member get this suit.

RANKS: General, Inner Party Minor, Outer Party Prime Minister

#eee 1,000 Party Credits
OUTER PARTY SUITS
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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Those outer party members that have improved party activities very well will be given the best of the best suit of the outer party. Here, increasing party rank is based on opinons form Party leaders.

RANKS: Outer party minister, Spy, Thinkcrime officer

#ddddff 300 Party Credits
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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Given to users that have at least 3 improvements to party activities.

RANKS: Outer party major, Recdep worker

#aaaaff 100 Party Credits
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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Users who are not proles get this suit to start. Proles get this template after proving themselves by showing that they are no longer proles here.

RANKS: Outer party minor, Unsoc Officer

#9999ff 10 Party Credits (or Automatic if seasoned user)
PROLE SUITS
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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Given to proles.

RANKS: Prole Member

pink 0 Party Credits



PROPOGANDA