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User goodthink U.W.P member.

Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.
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Of his several university degrees, this user is most proud of his degree from Uncycloversity.
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This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
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Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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This user is a Communist
& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
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This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This user is an administrator, which explains their exceptionally high stress levels.
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This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a great deal of respect.
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PremierTomMayfairChe.png This user has a tendency to talk to himself in the third person.
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Ape pod.jpg This user is an evolutionist and thinks intelligent design is a load of BS.
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Did you know...
that this user is a cannibal.
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This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on…
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This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user is Kentuckistani
…and lives off fried chicken!
(List of Kentuckistani Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a proud parent. His army consist of 2 boys.
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17 years, 6 months and 26 days.

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This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
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My Contributions

Award Creations
User Page of the Month
Vanity of the Month
Whore of the Month

Articles
Chickenbox
Chicks
Dodongo
How To: Catch A Predator
HowTo:Skeet
Skeet
Tap
UnBooks:The Legend of Ron and the Cheeseburger --- Junior Featured
UnNews:Court won't declare Matthew Pan a person
UnTunes:Be Gay
Walgreens Drug Store --- Featured

Awards

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This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!


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This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.


Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2007

Zombie of the Month Award Zombie of the Month September 2011