User:Tom mayfair

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Knight Commander of the Order
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User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

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Uncycloversitylogo.png Of his several university degrees, this user is most proud of his degree from Uncycloversity.
9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07; the day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
Che santoru.png This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Marree man greyscale outline.jpg This user is a Marree Man. Drongos just became an endangered species.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
Villianc.jpg This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
Anieye-45-38.gif This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.


Angrygod.gif This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
Admin-pms.png This user is an administrator, which explains his/her exceptionally high stress levels.
Fellow-pc.jpg This user is a Fellow in the Potatochoppers' Guild, and has earned a great deal of respect. Ask this user about joining!
PremierTomMayfairChe.png This user has a tendency to talk to himself in the third person.
Red Admin.png This user smells of cabal.
Ape pod.jpg This user is an evolutionist and thinks intelligent design is a load of BS.
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Did you know...
that this user is a cannibal.
Weddingring.JPG This user is married but, you know, this ring isn't glued on...
Lq-dna.png This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
KentuckistanFlag.png This user is Kentuckistani
...and lives off fried chicken!
(List of Kentuckistani Uncyclopedians)
Carl's Jr. star.jpg This user is a proud parent. His army consist of 2 boys.
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11 years, 10 months and 4 days.

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My Contributions

Award Creations
User Page of the Month
Vanity of the Month
Whore of the Month

Articles
Chickenbox
Chicks
Dodongo
How To: Catch A Predator
HowTo:Skeet
Skeet
Tap
UnBooks:The Legend of Ron and the Cheeseburger --- Junior Featured
UnNews:Court won't declare Matthew Pan a person
UnTunes:Be Gay
Walgreens Drug Store --- Featured




Awards



Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month February 2007

Zombie of the Month Award Zombie of the Month September 2011