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Territory War Online Players from the World

Ex-Players:	Kim Possible - Sailor Moon - Nikola Šećeroski - Furby - Penguins - John McCain - Walt Disney - Jimbo Wales - Santa Claus - Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Beginners:	Osama bin Laden - Father Director Teddy Rydzyk - Rev Ian Paisley - Al-Qaida - Al Queda - Al-Qaeda - Al Pieda - Schnappi - Stevie Wonder - Kyle Broflovski - Ron Paul - Jesus - Satan - Jack Chick - Fred Phelps - Admiral Ackbar - User:DaMoleKing - Red Menace - Doomageddon
Faileds:	George Dubya Bush - Tony Blair - Fidel Castor - Emperor Palpatine - Bert - Dr. Evil - Dick Cheney - Yahoo - Jillian - Samuel L. Jackson - Karl Rove - Hugo Chávez - Kitty Cats - Napoleon I - Lo Pan - Saddam Hussein
Losers:	Michael Moore - Hannah Montana - Terror (country) - Sean Penn - Rosie O'Donnell - Tom Cruise - Lindsay Lohan - Kerry Katona
Bosses:	Lenin - Joseph Stalin - CATS - Genghis Khan - Adam West - Adolf Hitler - Karl Marx - Nelson Mandela - Vodka - Missing Link
Kings From Territory War Online:	9-Eleven - Eric Cartman - Ducks - Michael Howard-Bird Flu - Avian flu - Backstreet Boys - Bill Gates - Blofeld - International Mad Scientist Convention - James Hetfield - The Al Queda Network - Nigel - Tesco - Jihad★Mart - Wario - Terraists - Spork, Squirrels et al. - Kermit the Frog - Oprah - Dr. Nefarious - Goldfinger - French culture - French people - French language - Bat Villains - Ronald McDonald - Stewie Griffin-Steve Ballmer - That Gay - Homsar - Skull and Bones - (The late) John O'Cahan - Skeletor - 4chan - Jimmy Neutron - Robot pirate ghosts - Meg Griffin - Mewtwo - Sharkboy - Mario - Bill O'Reilly - Hezbollah - Leonard Bernstein - Don Imus - Rush Limbaugh - Liberty Medical - Timmy Turner - Jack Thompson - Bubs Concession Stand - Blue Man Group - Bert Newton- Paul Bearer - Your mum - Bill Clinton - The Government - Adam Powell - PETA - Pillsbury Dough Boy - New England Patriots- Red Stripe Guy - Merfy McMerfmerf - Count Chocula - Rampaging Warmongers - Zebra - Ghosts from Pacmen's Republic of Hong Kong
Ex-Kings:	Al Gore - Officer Ricky - You - Trent from Punchbowl

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