I like to create user scripts. And other JavaScript things. And sometimes non-JavaScript things. Plural. Seriously.

I'm also a girl, if you didn't know.

UnMood

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Userboxen

RW

This user uses RedWarn to try to fight vandalism.

This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.

♀

This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

This user is bisexual, so she gets more than her fair share.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because she gives a damn & so should you.

This user is an abuse filter helper.

wgUserGroups.includes('interface-admin')

This user is a highly established extended confirmed user.

This user has been blocked
a lot of times.

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, JJPMaster also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

babel

cpp-G

This user does not speak C++ and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all C++ speakers.

css-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of .css.

du-P

This fucker speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

en-X

This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .

enl-E

This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school.

enr-L

Thith uther thpeakth Engrish with a really thexy lithp.

es-4

This user speaks Español at a near-native level.

lz-4

This user speaks Lesbian at a near-native level.

fh-P

This fucker speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

gee-N

This user is a native speaker of Geek.

ht-X

This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers .

js-X

This user only speaks JavaScript enough to seduce native JavaScript speakers .

mor-E

This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . because it was a required course in school.

MW-X

This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers .

pt-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Português.

rh-N

This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

sa-E

This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school.

sc-L

Thith uther thpeakth Scrabble with a really thexy lithp.

se-X

This user only speaks Simple English enough to seduce native Simple English speakers .

sp-N

This user is a native speaker of Spanglish.

sql-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of SQL.

us-A

Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

vb-X

This user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers .

To do list:[edit | edit source]

JJPMaster
	— Uncyclopedian ♀ —
Preferred pronoun	she/her
Languages	English!
Gender	female
Personality type	INTP
Alignment	Neutral Good
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies	Celeste
Account statistics
Joined	25 December 2020
First edit	26 December 2020
Autoconfirmed	1 January 2021
Rollbacker	2 January 2021
Interface administrator	30 April 2021
Abuse filter helper	25 February 2021
Thumbsucker	30 April 2021
Extended confirmed	25 February 2021
Edit count	4,432
Signature	JJPMaster 00:15, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

RedWarn (counter-vandalism tool) - User:JJPMaster/RedWarnSandbox.js and Uncyclopedia:RedWarn
CitizenDio (a crappy skin inspired by Newpedia) - User:JJPMaster/test and User:JJPMaster/DoctorJones.css
CTAM - Forum:Count to a million
CurateThisPage2 (a script that allows you to easily tag pages for problems) - User:JJPMaster/CurateThisPage2.js (beta version)
JJPMastest (a bot that can do a lot of things) - Special:Contributions/JJPMastest

Important stuff[edit | edit source]

I have made 4,432 edits using this account, and have made 198 edits using my bot called JJPMastest.

Note that I am not globally locked on WMF, nor am I blocked from any WMF wikis (except for one of my alternate accounts being soft-blocked from enwiki for a username violation).

I also am a blogger, focusing on articles about the MediaWiki software and its API. One of the articles I wrote will teach you one of my darkest secrets... how to create a user script.

User rights log[edit | edit source]

11:27, 30 April 2021 JJPMaster (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from flood (temporary, until 11:20, 1 May 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker to abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker (operation complete)
11:20, 30 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker to flood (temporary, until 11:20, 1 May 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker (User request) (thank)
10:47, 30 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op and rollbacker to abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker ({{done}}) (thank)
10:39, 30 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollbacker to abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and interface op (Congratulations, you won the lottery! Come claim your prize now.) (thank)
10:38, 17 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollbacker to thumbsucker (temporary, until 10:38, 18 April 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollbacker (Have fun) (thank)
19:36, 16 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback to ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), thumbsucker (temporary, until 02:36, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback (Feelin' nice) (thank)
08:28, 11 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback to ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback (IPBE requested) (thank)
20:09, 25 February 2021 JJPMaster (talk | contribs) was automatically promoted from abuse filter helper and rollback to abuse filter helper, rollback and extended confirmed user
20:04, 25 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from rollback to rollback and abuse filter helper (+afh) (thank)
20:03, 1 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from Manually confirmed user and rollback to rollback (Requested by user) (thank)
16:13, 4 January 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from rollback to rollback and Manually confirmed user (Just making sure) (thank)
19:50, 2 January 2021 Zombiebaron (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from (none) to rollback (Congratulations) (thank)

Blocks[edit | edit source]

I have been blocked a few times.

13:32, 30 April 2021 MrX (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (AAAAAAAAA!)
18:31, 14 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) ({{uw-spambot}} )
20:18, 28 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Witch-hunting (jokeblock))
15:09, 25 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 25 seconds (autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe)
21:05, 22 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Procedural block)
15:53, 20 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 minutes and 20 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Requested by someone)
21:12, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Let's hope this shit works)
21:00, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Test block)
20:44, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Test block via Huggle)
13:28, 22 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) unblocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) (Eh.)
12:53, 22 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed block settings for JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (autoblock disabled) (You sick, sick creep. (Joke block))
12:53, 22 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit|sick, sick creep)
13:59, 19 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) (For being a wikia shill (jokeblock))
22:45, 2 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Felt like it, again)
18:45, 2 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Felt like it)

My favorite block I received was the first February 22 one, which Cassie implemented after I found them at Miraheze, but was so excited that they forgot to link properly, and to disable autoblock.

Things I've made[edit | edit source]

Almost everything I've made has been either user scripts, user talk pages that are automatically created when using said user scripts, or CSS code things to complement the user scripts. The most notable things I've made are as follows:

RedWarn, a fork of an enwiki script that is used for counter-vandalism. Aside from me, Cassie, Hipponias, Whytheonlyone, Gale5050 and Microsoft for POTUS have used it at some point.
CurateThisPage2, a lesser known project that is an interface used to easily add ICU tags to newly created pages. Only Cassie and I have used it (AFAIK).
Huggle, a modified version of an enwiki counter-vandalism tool, that is restricted to extended-confirmed users since it allows the user to very rapidly make many edits at once.

Milestones[edit | edit source]

My first edit: Special:PermaLink/6007598

My tenth (or ninth) edit: Special:PermaLink/6009591

Probably my hundredth edit: Special:PermaLink/6009834

My thousandth edit: Special:PermaLink/6024095

Random quote[edit | edit source]

Thumbsuckers are an elite group of things that research - from a deleted page

Stats[edit | edit source]

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 years, 1 month and 2 days.

Number of edits: 4,432

Number of bot edits: 198

All of the pages in my userspace:

Competitions[edit | edit source]

Nominated Uncyclopedian of the Month

This user has been nominated for Uncyclopedian of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month.

User:JJPMaster