User:JJPMaster

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I like to create user scripts. And other JavaScript things. And sometimes non-JavaScript things. Plural. Seriously.

I'm also !01 if you didn't know.

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RW This user uses RedWarn to try to fight vandalism.
Q This user is genderqueer and queer in general.
Sucrose b small.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you.
Impromptu afh logo.png This user is an abuse filter helper.
Unofficial JavaScript logo 2.svg wgUserGroups.includes('interface-admin')
Bluecocklock.png This user is a highly established extended confirmed user.
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This user has been blocked
a lot of times.
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, JJPMaster also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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cpp-GThis user does not speak C++ and furthermore believes C++ to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of C++.
css-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of CSS.
du-PThis f****r speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
en-XThis user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
enl-EThis user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school.
enr-LThith uther thpeakth Engrish with a really thexy lithp.
es-4This user speaks Español at a near-native level.
fh-PThis f****r speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
gee-NThis user is a native speaker of Geek.
ht-XThis user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers.
js-XThis user only speaks JavaScript enough to seduce native JavaScript speakers.
MW-XThis user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers.
pt-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Português.
rh-NThis user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
sa-EThis user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school.
sc-LThith uther thpeakth Scrabble with a really thexy lithp.
se-XThis user only speaks Simple English enough to seduce native Simple English speakers.
sp-NThis user is a native speaker of Spanglish.
sql-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of SQL.
us-AYah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
vb-XThis user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers.
JJPMaster
— Uncyclopedian ⚥ —
Preferred pronoun they/them
Languages English!
Current time Current time for UTC-4 is 16:54
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies Celeste
Account statistics
Joined 25 December 2020
First edit 26 December 2020
Autoconfirmed 1 January 2021
Rollbacker 2 January 2021
Edit count ~5000
Signature JJPMaster 00:15, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

To do list:

  1. RedWarn (counter-vandalism tool) - User:JJPMaster/RedWarnSandbox.js and Uncyclopedia:RedWarn
  2. CitizenDio (a crappy skin inspired by Newpedia) - User:JJPMaster/test and User:JJPMaster/DoctorJones.css
  3. CTAM - Forum:Count to a million
  4. CurateThisPage2 (a script that allows you to easily tag pages for problems) - User:JJPMaster/CurateThisPage2.js (beta version)
  5. JJPMastest (a bot that can do a lot of things) - Special:Contributions/JJPMastest

Important stuff

I have made 3,754 edits using this account, and have made 93 edits using my bot called JJPMastest.

Note that I am not globally locked on WMF, nor am I blocked from any WMF wikis (except for one of my alternate accounts being soft-blocked from enwiki for a username violation).

I also am a blogger, focusing on articles about the MediaWiki software and its API. One of the articles I wrote will teach you one of my darkest secrets... how to create a user script.

User rights log

19:36, 16 March 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback to ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), thumbsucker (temporary, until 02:36, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback (Feelin' nice) (thank)
08:28, 11 March 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback to ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback (IPBE requested) (thank)
20:09, 25 February 2021 JJPMaster (talk | contribs) was automatically promoted from abuse filter helper and rollback to abuse filter helper, rollback and extended confirmed user
20:04, 25 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from rollback to rollback and abuse filter helper (+afh) (thank)
20:03, 1 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from Manually confirmed user and rollback to rollback (Requested by user) (thank)
16:13, 4 January 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from rollback to rollback and Manually confirmed user (Just making sure) (thank)
19:50, 2 January 2021 Zombiebaron (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from (none) to rollback (Congratulations) (thank)

Blocks

I have been blocked a few times.

18:31, 14 April 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) ({{uw-spambot}} )
20:18, 28 March 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Witch-hunting (jokeblock))
15:09, 25 March 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 25 seconds (autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe)
21:05, 22 March 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Procedural block)
15:53, 20 March 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 minutes and 20 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Requested by someone)
21:12, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Let's hope this shit works)
21:00, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Test block)
20:44, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Test block via Huggle)
13:28, 22 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) unblocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) (Eh.)
12:53, 22 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed block settings for JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (autoblock disabled) (You sick, sick creep. (Joke block))
12:53, 22 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit|sick, sick creep)
13:59, 19 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) (For being a wikia shill (jokeblock))
22:45, 2 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Felt like it, again)
18:45, 2 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Felt like it)

My favorite block I received was the first February 22 one, which Kev implemented after I found them at Miraheze, but was so excited that they forgot to link properly, and to disable autoblock.

Things I've made

Almost everything I've made has been either user scripts, user talk pages that are automatically created when using said user scripts, or CSS code things to complement the user scripts. The most notable things I've made are as follows:

  1. RedWarn, a fork of an enwiki script that is used for counter-vandalism. Aside from me, Cassie, Hipponias, Whytheonlyone and Gale5050 have used it at some point.
  2. CurateThisPage, a lesser known project that is an interface used to easily add ICU tags to newly created pages. Only Cassie and I have used it.
  3. JJPMastest, a Python-powered bot that is known for being the bot that automatically fills UN:CTAM, and also as the one that clears the Spambox.

Milestones

My first edit: Special:PermaLink/6007598

My tenth (or ninth) edit: Special:PermaLink/6009591

Probably my hundredth edit: Special:PermaLink/6009834

My thousandth edit: Special:PermaLink/6024095

Random quote

We might have to run a CU @ LifeWiki, but after you finish the RPG battle on there. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 19:04, 22 February 2021 (UTC)

Stats

Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
4 months and 14 days.


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Number of edits: 3,754
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Number of bot edits: 93



All of the pages in my userspace:

Competitions

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