User:JJPMaster

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RW This user uses RedWarn to try to fight vandalism.
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


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Impromptu afh logo.png This user is an abuse filter helper.
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, JJPMaster also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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cpp-GThis user does not speak C++ and furthermore believes C++ to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of C++.


css-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of CSS.


du-PThis f****r speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.


en-XThis user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.


enl-EThis user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school.


enr-LThith uther thpeakth Engrish with a really thexy lithp.


es-4This user speaks Español at a near-native level.


fh-PThis f****r speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.


gee-NThis user is a native speaker of Geek.


ht-XThis user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers.



MW-XThis user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers.


pt-2This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Português.


rh-NThis user is a native speaker of Random Humour.


sa-EThis user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school.


sc-LThith uther thpeakth Scrabble with a really thexy lithp.


se-XThis user only speaks Simple English enough to seduce native Simple English speakers.


sp-NThis user is a native speaker of Spanglish.


sql-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of SQL.


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vb-XThis user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers.



see also: wikipedia:Special:Permalink/949632916 for context

Biography

I like to create user scripts. And other JavaScript things. And sometimes non-JavaScript things. Plural.

To do list:

  1. RedWarn (counter-vandalism tool) - User:JJPMaster/RedWarnSandbox.js and Uncyclopedia:RedWarn
  2. CitizenDio (a crappy skin inspired by Newpedia) - User:JJPMaster/test and User:JJPMaster/DoctorJones.css
  3. CTAM - Forum:Count to a million
  4. CurateThisPage (a script that allows you to easily tag pages for problems) - User:JJPMaster/CurateThisPage.js (alpha version)
  5. JJPMastest (a bot that can do a lot of things) - Special:Contributions/JJPMastest

Important stuff

I have made 1,291 edits using this account, and have made 69 edits using my bot called JJPMastest.

Note that I am not globally locked on WMF, nor am I blocked from any WMF wikis (except for one of my alternate accounts being soft-blocked from enwiki for a username violation).

User rights log

   19:09, 25 February 2021 JJPMaster (talk | contribs) was automatically promoted from abusefilter-helper and rollback to abusefilter-helper, rollback and extendedconfirmed
   19:04, 25 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from rollback to rollback and abusefilter-helper (+afh) (thank)
   19:03, 1 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from confirmed and rollback to rollback (Requested by user) (thank)
   15:13, 4 January 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from rollback to rollback and confirmed (Just making sure) (thank)
   18:50, 2 January 2021 Zombiebaron (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from (none) to rollback (Congratulations) (thank)

Blocks

I have been blocked a few times.

   20:12, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Let's hope this shit works)
   20:00, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Test block)
   19:44, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Test block via Huggle)
   12:28, 22 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) unblocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) (Eh.)
   11:53, 22 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) changed block settings for JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (autoblock disabled) (You sick, sick creep. (Joke block))
   11:53, 22 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit|sick, sick creep)
   12:59, 19 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) (For being a wikia shill (jokeblock))
   21:45, 2 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Felt like it, again)
   17:45, 2 February 2021 Kev (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Felt like it)

My favorite block I received was the first February 22 one, which Kev implemented after I found them at Miraheze, but was so excited that they forgot to link properly, and to disable autoblock.

Things I've made

Almost everything I've made has been either user scripts, user talk pages that are automatically created when using said user scripts, or CSS code things to complement the user scripts. The most notable things I've made are as follows:

  1. RedWarn, a fork of an enwiki script that is used for counter-vandalism. Aside from me, Kev, Hipponias, Whytheonlyone and Gale5050 have used it at some point.
  2. CurateThisPage, a lesser known project that is an interface used to easily add ICU tags to newly created pages. Only Kev and I have used it.
  3. JJPMastest, a Python-powered bot that is known for being the bot that automatically fills UN:CTAM, and also as the one that clears the Spambox.

Milestones

My first edit: Special:PermaLink/6007598

My tenth (or ninth) edit: Special:PermaLink/6009591

Probably my hundredth edit: Special:PermaLink/6009834

My thousandth edit: Special:PermaLink/6024095

Random quote

I’ve tried to fix this over the past about 25 minutes, but I still have no idea what I’m doing. JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 13:49, 16 February 2021 (UTC)

Stats

Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2 months and 5 days.


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Number of edits: 1,291
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Number of bot edits: 69



All of the pages in my userspace: