User:JJPMaster

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I like to create user scripts. And other JavaScript things. And sometimes non-JavaScript things. Plural. Seriously.

I'm also !01 if you didn't know.

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RW This user uses RedWarn to try to fight vandalism. RW
Nonbinary flag.svg This user is non-binary, and as such is provably not a computer. Nonbinary flag.svg
Bisexual Pride Flag.svg This user is bisexual, so they get more than their fair share. Bisexual Pride Flag.svg
Sucrose b.gif This user joined the Folding@home Team, because they give a damn & so should you. Sucrose b.gif
Impromptu afh logo.png This user is an abuse filter helper. Impromptu afh logo.png
Unofficial JavaScript logo 2.svg wgUserGroups.includes('interface-admin') Unofficial JavaScript logo 2.svg
Bluecocklock.png This user is a highly established extended confirmed user. Bluecocklock.png
Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg This user has been blocked
a lot of times.		 Stop hand nuvola alternate.svg
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, JJPMaster also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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cpp-G This user does not speak C++ and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all C++ speakers. cpp-G
css-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of .css. css-1
du-P This f****r speaks Dumbass heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. du-P
en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers . en-X
enl-E This user only speaks English, but Louder because it was a required course in school. enl-E
enr-L Thith uther thpeakth Engrish with a really thexy lithp. enr-L
es-4 This user speaks Español at a near-native level. es-4
fh-P This f****r speaks Fuckhead heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. fh-P
gee-N This user is a native speaker of Geek. gee-N
ht-X This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers . ht-X
js-X This user only speaks JavaScript enough to seduce native JavaScript speakers . js-X
mor-E This user only speaks -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . because it was a required course in school. mor-E
MW-X This user only speaks MediaWiki enough to seduce native MediaWiki speakers . MW-X
pt-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Português. pt-2
rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour. rh-N
sa-E This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school. sa-E
sc-L Thith uther thpeakth Scrabble with a really thexy lithp. sc-L
se-X This user only speaks Simple English enough to seduce native Simple English speakers . se-X
sp-N This user is a native speaker of Spanglish. sp-N
sql-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of SQL. sql-1
us-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. us-A
vb-X This user only speaks Visual Basic enough to seduce native Visual Basic speakers . vb-X
JJPMaster
— Uncyclopedian <abbr class="abbr" title="⚥" style="color:#0645AD; cursor:help" >other —
Preferred pronoun they/them
Languages English!
Current time Current time for UTC-4 is 01:12
Hobbies, favourites and beliefs
Hobbies Celeste
Account statistics
Joined 25 December 2020
First edit 26 December 2020
Autoconfirmed 1 January 2021
Rollbacker 2 January 2021
Edit count ~3800
Signature JJPMaster 00:15, 14 April 2021 (UTC)

To do list:

  1. RedWarn (counter-vandalism tool) - User:JJPMaster/RedWarnSandbox.js and Uncyclopedia:RedWarn
  2. CitizenDio (a crappy skin inspired by Newpedia) - User:JJPMaster/test and User:JJPMaster/DoctorJones.css
  3. CTAM - Forum:Count to a million
  4. CurateThisPage2 (a script that allows you to easily tag pages for problems) - User:JJPMaster/CurateThisPage2.js (beta version)
  5. JJPMastest (a bot that can do a lot of things) - Special:Contributions/JJPMastest

Important stuff

I have made 3,857 edits using this account, and have made 190 edits using my bot called JJPMastest.

Note that I am not globally locked on WMF, nor am I blocked from any WMF wikis (except for one of my alternate accounts being soft-blocked from enwiki for a username violation).

I also am a blogger, focusing on articles about the MediaWiki software and its API. One of the articles I wrote will teach you one of my darkest secrets... how to create a user script.

User rights log

11:27, 30 April 2021 JJPMaster (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from flood (temporary, until 11:20, 1 May 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker to abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker (operation complete)
11:20, 30 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker to flood (temporary, until 11:20, 1 May 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker (User request) (thank)
10:47, 30 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op and rollbacker to abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, interface op, rollbacker and thumbsucker ({{done}}) (thank)
10:39, 30 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollbacker to abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user, rollbacker and interface op (Congratulations, you won the lottery! Come claim your prize now.) (thank)
10:38, 17 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollbacker to thumbsucker (temporary, until 10:38, 18 April 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollbacker (Have fun) (thank)
19:36, 16 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback to ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), thumbsucker (temporary, until 02:36, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback (Feelin' nice) (thank)
08:28, 11 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback to ipblock-exempt (temporary, until 08:28, 18 March 2021), abuse filter helper, extended confirmed user and rollback (IPBE requested) (thank)
20:09, 25 February 2021 JJPMaster (talk | contribs) was automatically promoted from abuse filter helper and rollback to abuse filter helper, rollback and extended confirmed user
20:04, 25 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from rollback to rollback and abuse filter helper (+afh) (thank)
20:03, 1 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from Manually confirmed user and rollback to rollback (Requested by user) (thank)
16:13, 4 January 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from rollback to rollback and Manually confirmed user (Just making sure) (thank)
19:50, 2 January 2021 Zombiebaron (talk | contribs) changed group membership for JJPMaster from (none) to rollback (Congratulations) (thank)

Blocks

I have been blocked a few times. 

13:32, 30 April 2021 MrX (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (account creation disabled) (AAAAAAAAA!)
18:31, 14 April 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) ({{uw-spambot}} )
20:18, 28 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Witch-hunting (jokeblock))
15:09, 25 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 25 seconds (autoblock disabled, cannot edit own talk page) (Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe)
21:05, 22 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Procedural block)
15:53, 20 March 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 minutes and 20 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Requested by someone)
21:12, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Let's hope this shit works)
21:00, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Test block)
20:44, 27 February 2021 Charlie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Test block via Huggle)
13:28, 22 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) unblocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) (Eh.)
12:53, 22 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) changed block settings for JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (autoblock disabled) (You sick, sick creep. (Joke block))
12:53, 22 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 4 hours and 20 minutes (account creation disabled) (You [[Witch-Hunting For Fun and Profit|sick, sick creep)
13:59, 19 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 13 minutes and 37 seconds (autoblock disabled) (For being a wikia shill (jokeblock))
22:45, 2 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 1 second (autoblock disabled) (Felt like it, again)
18:45, 2 February 2021 Cassie (talk | contribs) blocked JJPMaster (talk | contribs) with an expiration time of 3 seconds (autoblock disabled) (Felt like it)

My favorite block I received was the first February 22 one, which Cassie implemented after I found them at Miraheze, but was so excited that they forgot to link properly, and to disable autoblock.

Things I've made

Almost everything I've made has been either user scripts, user talk pages that are automatically created when using said user scripts, or CSS code things to complement the user scripts. The most notable things I've made are as follows:

  1. RedWarn, a fork of an enwiki script that is used for counter-vandalism. Aside from me, Cassie, Hipponias, Whytheonlyone and Gale5050 have used it at some point.
  2. CurateThisPage, a lesser known project that is an interface used to easily add ICU tags to newly created pages. Only Cassie and I have used it.
  3. JJPMastest, a Python-powered bot that is known for being the bot that automatically fills UN:CTAM, and also as the one that clears the Spambox.

Milestones

My first edit: Special:PermaLink/6007598

My tenth (or ninth) edit: Special:PermaLink/6009591

Probably my hundredth edit: Special:PermaLink/6009834

My thousandth edit: Special:PermaLink/6024095

Random quote

Let's just hope that I survive long enough to finish writing this bot that ICUs blank pages... Have a good day, and may Sophia bless you, JJP...MASTER![talk to] JJP... master? 20:21, 3 February 2021 (UTC)

Stats

Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
9 months and 21 days.


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Number of edits: 3,857
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Number of bot edits: 190



All of the pages in my userspace:

Competitions

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