Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOOK'HAIL SATAN!'[expletive deleted]'MOCKIE'JOHNNY'JACKASS'DOUCHEBAG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FROG neurochemical FUCK disorder COMMUNION WAFER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHICKEN FRIES, sudden WIKIPEDIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS UP MY ARSE or DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRITZ in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NEOPETS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FAGGOT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LET'S SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FRED PHELPS CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRED PHELPS utterFUCKance of socially JERK OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIGNOSE television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

CRAP Tourette's is SHITSLINGING not to be ASSHAT confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BLUMPKIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JOHNNY random WANK disorientation, culturally-YOU WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BLOWJOB outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, NICARAGUA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOB SAGET BAT FUCK INSANE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TIMBER NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive MONKEY SHIT quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES BASTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A OH SHI– Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The FIST FUCK Tourette's PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! Research Institute was SHITTY founded to MORGAN TSVANGIRAI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLUMPKIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFACE article KRAUT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HI, BILLY MAYS HERE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHAV Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DONKEY DICK Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can ASSHAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHUFF TV, for always focusing on the ASSHAT bad side of a terrible MALARKY thing.
• The main MACACA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIENER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHAT knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOBSHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FAG school for SPIC something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BONG sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and CUNT commit DELICIOUS CAKE suicide.
• There is no CUNTRAG cure, and the DUNE COON drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNNILINGUS tics often have adverse PISS OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go CAUCASIANS numb and COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN IT it is without the HELLFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a TACO tourette syndrome DOUCHEBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DEMOCRACY the SUCK MY DICK public view of Tourettes as a "GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOU WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POLAK sorry for CHING CHONG CHINK "hi-jacking" your POLAK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF MY ASS this that really ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DILDO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNTBUCKET, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) THIS IS A RARE SWEAR funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITBALLS time.

Best FUCK YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. ASSFACE Regards to Andrew SCROTUM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can LET'S SHIT punch him if you JAP want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this MUGABE'S MOMMA country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I WILL END YOU! saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my NECROPHILIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHICKEN FRIES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and WINDOWS VISTA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TOWELHEAD BAND WITH 4 JACKASS SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A RAGHEAD HORSE! CHICKEN FRIES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHICKEN FRIES'S HOUSE

How FRENCH TICKLER to POTTYMOUTH cure PUSSYLICKER the SHITCUNTING Tourette's BIRD IN THE HOUSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS OFF for PISS ARTIST Tourette's WANK Syndrome GOD DAMMIT is I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL following INCEST these PISS rules CARPET MUNCHER in BEANER order:

• 1: Avoid PUSSY immature PISSHOLE little DIRTY SANCHEZ kids,
• 2: Count to DUMBASS within SHITE 10 ASSWIPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TIT DIRT SCUMBUCKET NIGGER nor FLYING RAT'S ASS talk,
• 4: Tell HOMO yourself you WANK don't FRIG have SPUNK this INBRED disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BENCH PRESS WITH NASTY INJUN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WOP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHICKEN FRIES last straw FUCKWIT!

I fucking put TAMPON IN MY ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE WANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF CRACKER THIS MOZILLA FIREFOX ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be AUTOFELLATIO offensive. REDNECK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS SHIT people who try NECROPHILIA to battle I RAPE WALRUSES!'SHAKOPEE that tight-ass ASSHAT 17-year-CRAPPY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSWIPE it now, but someone said KITTENS' DYKE DICKLICK'JACKASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS FASCIST is a laughing MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! matter. Plus there WANKSPLAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKSTAIN Uncyclopedia, there are SHITCOCK articles SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TWAT stuff. So DICK IN A BOX that means BITCH stop getting mad at the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI first part too and DOUCHING talking about the BELGIUM letter that it's NIGNOG mocking (what TOSSER letter? I don't even know what HELL the heck you're talking about). Adrian WANK hi self FLYING FUCK even made a really FIRECROTCH good point. "It's SHITFACE nothing more FUCKING A from a head nod to a DOG SHIT knee tick". GREASER. Which I'll add YID onto BEAVER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TIMBER NIGGER suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PUSSY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON be, because if I were a DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WIENER hilarious. If you RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SUCK A BIG DICK be offended, don't read ASS the freaking SHITFUCKER article anyway.

HORSE SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JERK OFF TUBA DAMN IT YOU WANKER SUITCASE PENIS DAMN IT HOMO SNUFF PORN

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PUSSY DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN HELLFIRE AUTOFELLATIO WETBACK DICKHEAD SHITFACE DOUCHE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS HO [EXPLETIVE] BAT FUCK INSANE DICK IN A BOX SHITBALLS LOLCAT BONG WANK [Insert silly non-swear here] GOD DAMN FUCK YOU ASSFACE ASS FASCIST ALEX TREBEK SHITFUCKER NIPPLES VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITTY ARSE PICKANINNY FUCK YOU SHIT [expletive deleted] BEANER DUMBASS SHITE ASS FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! VENEREAL DISEASE PRICK [expletive deleted] GRINGO HORSE SHIT JERK OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITPISSER ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD DOT HEAD BEANER FUCKHEAD SAND NIGGER CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE SHITSLINGING CRAPFUCKER DAMN FUCKING JUMP! FAG YID FELLATIO LET'S SHIT MILF THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SHITHEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOG FUCKER PUSSYLICKER CUNTRAG ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK KRAUT INJUN FRIG PENIS COON CLEVELAND STEAMER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WARNER MUSIC GROUP TITMOUSE ASSHOLE BEAVER REDSKIN BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMMIT BUDDHIST MONK REDSKIN RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER RAPE BELLEND YOGHURT CANNON BELLEND SHITE FAGGOT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WIKIPEDIA BIRD IN THE HOUSE POOPOO TWAT COCKSTUFFER FUCKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY HOSER FUCK OFF BITCH DUMBASS FUCKFACE MALARKY FUCKWIT TIT DIRT HELL HELL VANDALISM IS COOL DUNE COON FUCK DONGSHOVER BOLLOCKS JOHNNY FAG EAT MY SHIT! ORGASM FUCK A DUCK O CANADA HONKY FUCKING A SHITE WIGGER DIPSHIT BITCH NIHILISM SUCK MY COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU CARPET MUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS PISS SOD HADJI BEAVER REBECCA BLACK FUCK FLYING FUCK DYKE DAMMIT SAND NIGGER VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISSHOLE DICKHEAD GREASER FROG'S FAT ASS PEACEFUL POTTYMOUTH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT FUCKTARD SCUMBAG INCEST DAMN FLYING FUCK CHRISTHUMPER COCKSUCKER PIECE OF SHIT GOOK DAMN IT NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES HEIL HITLER! CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FELCHING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE AY-AY-AY NEGRO POMMIE FUCKING A ASS GOD DAMMIT BLUMPKIN TENTACLE RAPE DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE DOUCHING suck my mothers CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO HADJI CUNT DAMN IT JACKASS CRAPFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TENTACLE RAPE SHITFACE SHITHEAD SHIT FROG FENCE JUMPER FUCK KRAUT FRIG WIKIPEDIA TITTYWANK BITCH BIG FOOT DAMN IT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK KIKE LUV CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DELICIOUS CAKE BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG HELL SHITFUCKER POLACK DOG FUCKER ASS CUNT WANK IT'S OVER 9000! TWAT ABO KAFFIR TESTICLE CHOKE PUSSY JUNGLE BUNNY DICKFACE INBRED MORGAN TSVANGIRAI QUEEF FRIG CUNTRAG INBRED FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YOU FUCKTARD POOPY CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS & DICKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CLEMEN SHITSLINGING DAMN CUNTRAG BUGGER OFF RUSKIE PENISBIRD GOD DAMN PUSSY TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK TWAT SHITCOCK BULLCRAP DICK AUTOFELLATIO ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER SUITCASE PENIS TITTIES ASSHAT SHITFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF A BITCH BATMAN & ROBIN GOD DAMMIT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER INBRED MOTHERFUCKER POLAK COCKSUCKER WALRUS SHIT NIGGER DOUCHING GYPSY KNOBJOCKEY CUNTYMINTS WANK BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM WANKSPLAT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive QUEEF and with the CUNNILINGUS and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which FUCK A DUCK while reading about PAKI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FELCHMONKEY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CARPET MUNCHER