Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN'TITTIES'PENIS'FUCKWIT'YOGHURT CANNON'STUDENT RIOTS'SHAKOPEE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BOOBS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden YOU WANKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or FUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SAGGY TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITS & DICKS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUDGEPACKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I WILL END YOU! SEMEN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLEMEN utterFUCKance of socially CHENEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SMEG television programs to address DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourette's syndrome.

JACK OFF Tourette's is NEOPETS not to be FUCKTARD confused with BOOBIES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ARSEBADGERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JACKASS random DONKEY PUNCHER disorientation, culturally-POTTYMOUTH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PRICK language, BALL SACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAT'S COCK ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ART METAL PRODUCTS souvenir shoppes and massive TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES BAT FUCK INSANE garbage.

Darnit.

A TIT DIRT Polite Note to the PORCH MONKEY Author:

The TWAT Tourette's PENIS ON A STICK Research Institute was ASSHAT founded to CUNNILINGUS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GREASER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article TITWANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FROG'S FAT ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TOWELHEAD Tourrette's sufferers PRICK swear. You can FUCKSTAIN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the FUCKWIT bad side of a terrible TITWANK thing.
• The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BLOWJOB involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GANGBANG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DEVELOPERS! knee [expletive deleted] NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SEMEN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTERFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for WANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and CAMEL FUCKER commit FUCKHEAD suicide.
• There is no HELL cure, and the DIPSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMN tics often have adverse HOMO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLINGING body to go DARTH VADER numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the BUGGER drug.

I am an active member of a JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS tourette syndrome O KURWA! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FRED PHELPS the COCKSHITTER public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIGGER sorry for JAP "hi-jacking" your CRACKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SPUNK this that really COON annoys me. I am working towards a SPANK THE MONKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUTTFUCKER, and making fun of a FUCK OFF horrible disorder is (not) PUSSY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNNILINGUS time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MALL SANTA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CULT OF THE DEAD COW reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a EUROIPODS byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. SACRAMENTO Regards to Andrew DONKEY DICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The JAP bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN IT punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKHEAD saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are STRAWBERRY ASS and I'LL RAPE YOU playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SAMUEL L. JACKSON music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 SPUNK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE

How JACKASS to SOD cure COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS the WANK Tourette's KIDDY FIDDLER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NECROPHILIA for BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's PISSHOLE Syndrome MARGARET THATCHER is ASS following FUCKFUCKFUCK these ASSFACE rules DOUCHING in CHALICE order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK A DUCK immature CROTCH little SEX kids,
• 2: Count to FRIG within POLAK 10 FUCKTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHAT nor FUCK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell PISS OFF MY ASS yourself you BUTT PIRATE don't SHITTY have HELL this SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK WITH NASTY PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHOLE last straw ASSWIPE!

I fucking put ASS FASCIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE FIRECROTCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LOGJAMMER the TOP OF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! THIS CHOAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOTHERFUCKER offensive. JERK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try SHITTY to battle RAGHEAD'BASTARD that tight-ass PISS ARTIST 17-year-ASSWIPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SAND NIGGER it now, but someone said DICK TITS' ARSE WANK'FLAMING ASS BADGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing FELCHMONKEY matter. Plus there SOD OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITSLINGING Uncyclopedia, there are RANDY TRAVIS articles ASSCRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JOHN SMILEY FACE stuff. So JACKASS that means DICK stop getting mad at the FOUR-EYES first part too and DOUCHEBAG talking about the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD letter that it's ANAL mocking (what FROG'S FAT ASS letter? I don't even know what JOHN ELWAY the heck you're talking about). Adrian BORDER HOPPER hi self BENCH PRESS even made a really BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! good point. "It's YID nothing more MOTHERFUCKER from a head nod to a RAPE knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add TAMPONS onto SHITFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BLUMPKIN suffer that URINE-GARGLING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SAMUEL L. JACKSON be, because if I were a ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article OSTRICH MY ASS hilarious. If you BULLSHIT Want facts, go on FUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PUSSY be offended, don't read SCROTUM the freaking FAG article anyway.

NIGGER CUNT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS LICKER GOOK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TONY LA RUSSA FUCKING A PIECE OF SHIT FLYING FUCK

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FUCK OFF ASS YOU WANKER CONDOMS EPIDIDYMIS WOODPECKERSHIT PISS OFF FUCKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE DICKFACE MICK BATHING SUIT AREA NEGRO COCKSUCKER RAPE RAT'S ASS SCROTUM SAGGY TITS WANK HELL PRICK FUCKWIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS MILF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CROTCH ASS CLEMEN FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN WANK FUCKING INCEST BITCH CUNTBUCKET BASTARD LOGJAMMER ASS MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE WANK JACKASS SHIT SNUFF PORN TITS GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER BLUE PENIS! DICKLICK HOMO BITCH BITCH CUNT CROTCH SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER NEGRO HOMO FELLATIO BULLSHIT DICK TITS BULLSHIT ANAL RAPE SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER FUDGEPACKER FUCK CRAP ON A STICK FROG WANK BUTT PIRATE BITCH LET'S SHIT TWAT ALEX TREBEK FUCK PENIS ON A BUN FLYING FUCK DONGSHOVER BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITBALLS DICKHEAD GANGBANG ASSHOLE PRICK AMERICA ONLINE AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS FRAK NINTENDOGS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS CHINK CLUSTERFUCK CUNTBUCKET BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITFACE PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTRAG SHIT SOD NAZI DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BEANER FUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK DONGSHOVER AUTOFELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YOU WANKER DOUCHE FUCKFACE BORDER HOPPER LOGJAMMER JACKASS RAT'S COCK BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT WILLY WONKA AUTOFELLATIO DAMN FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE ASSHOLE CHIGGER RAGHEAD COON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NIPPLES FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PIGFUCKER RAT'S ASS SEX FUCKWIT LENS CRAFTERS POLAK PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN RUSKIE ORGASM SEMEN FRENCH TICKLER DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT DAMN DAMN MOLDY TITS FUCK FUCKSTAIN I AM CORNHOLIO! EUROIPODS SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY SCUMBAG BULLSHIT POLAK FUCK SHITCOCK BASTARD PUSSYLICKER DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN INBRED KRAUT SHITFUCKER JACKASS HELL WIGGER HO PRICK CLEVELAND STEAMER DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTRAG GOD DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO BEANER DEMOCRACY ASSWIPE POO POO BLOWJOB STEVE BALLMER NIGNOG WANK ASS FASCIST [Insert swear here] CUNT BIG FOOT SCUMBUCKET BUTTFUCKER GRINGO PORCH MONKEY HELL ASS ASS PRICK SUGARTITS I WILL END YOU! CUNTYMINTS PIECE OF SHIT ALEX TREBEK SEMEN SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS TITS BASTARD MICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! SHIT FAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS POLACK FUCKING PUSSY GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS POLACK FUCK OFF SOD OFF VENEREAL DISEASE AMERICA ONLINE FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER DOG SHIT BIGNOSE RAGHEAD RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO SEX DONKEY PUNCHER D'OH FUCKING DICK CLIT NICARAGUA FAGGOT BUGFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BUGGER NI HELL FUCK SHITFUCKER RUSKIE ASS ASS GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO BOOBIES SHUT UP, MEG! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS FASCIST CLUSTERFUCK CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIENER BITCH BEANER LET'S SHIT BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKHEAD pen0r FUCK COON [Insert silly non-swear here] DONALD RUMSFELD DIPSHIT FUCK TOWELHEAD SOD ASSCRACK CUNTBUCKET FUCKER SCUMBUCKET FAG DELICIOUS CAKE GRINGO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS BITCH ASSWIPE ASSRAPING CUM CUNNILINGUS REDNECK SPICY CUNT FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PENIS MONKEY BALLS POLESMOKER SUCK MY COCK JACKASS WIENER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH DICK TITS COCK BASTARD UIGURS JACKASS SHIT SPRINKLES BOYCOTT VIACOM! BOOBS BOLLOCKS CHINK FUCK BOOBS FRED PHELPS PISSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 WARNER MUSIC GROUP BASTARD NI ASS PEDOPHILIA LAKE TITICACA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SUGARTITS DIPSHIT ASS LICKER TRANNY SAGGY TITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RICK MORANIS ASS GO HOME AND DIE COCKGOBLIN DICK TWAT DAMN FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS ADMINS ARE GAY [EXPLETIVE] TWISTY VAGINA SMEG CLUSTERFUCK PORCH MONKEY GYPSY FUCKSTAIN SUITCASE PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE RIVER CRABS SUCK NAZI PISS BIRD SHIT GOD DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MONKEY SHIT TAMPONS BASTARD GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK BULLCRAP ORGASM CONDOMS FUCKWIT GRIS JOHNNY BALL SACK DONKEY PUNCHER JIZZ RAPE INBRED PISS OFF ASSFACE WETBACK MOCCASINS JACKASS SHITE PEDOPHILIA FUCKING COON FUCKER DAMN NIGNOG DUNE COON EMO BOOBIES GUMDROPS FLYING FUCK WIENER ASS FASCIST [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD VAGINA BIGNOSE ASS MALL SANTA WANKSPLAT TURD MONKEY SHIT DICK ANAL PEARL NECKLACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHAT DICK CHICKEN CLUSTERFUCK BEAVER SEX CANNED QUOTE 666 SHITSLINGING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT SCROTUM GOD DAMN SHITE SUCK MY COCK SHIT O KURWA! ASSFACE BLOWJOB POWERSHIT JENKEM DAMN IT CLIT DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN NIGGER TITS DONKEY DICK ASS FASCIST BITCH SHITTY JOHNNY SEMEN ASSHAT LAKE TITICACA TENTACLE RAPE BELLEND BEANER ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN PISS TITWANK BELLEND FUCKFUCKFUCK NIGGER TAFFY MOZILLA FIREFOX MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE BLISTERING BARNACLES VENEREAL DISEASE MILF RUSTY TROMBONE JIZZ COCK BASTARD YOU SUCK BALLS RAT'S ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK PISS OFF FROG YOUR MOM CUM NEGRO DOG FUCKER DAMMIT SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE GOBSHITE SHITFACE FELLATIO MICK MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS ASSHOLE PUSSY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CONDOMS DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! VAGINA CRAPMUNCHER SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITSKIN VAGINA HELL POWERSHIT NIPPLES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT O CANADA TOSSER FLYING RAT'S ASS DAGO TAFFY MILF LOLLIPOPS MILF FRITZ SHIT SHITTY SEMEN SCUMBAG FUCKING A REDNECK NIGGER JERRY SHITFUCKER FUCKER JAP WANK COCKSMOKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER NIGNOG DICKWAD ASSRAPING ASSHOLE BULLSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHINK BEAVER CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY DONKEY DICK PENISFUCK ASS COCKSUCKER CHICKEN FRIES GOOK CUM CLUSTERFUCK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE BITCH PRICK LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG SHITSKIN SPUNK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON INDIA HAS NUKES MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S ASS CUNT LUV GOAT DICK COCKSTUFFER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK PRICK DOUCHETITS FUCKWIT PENISFUCK ASS BOON ARSE SHITHEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! VAGINA FUDGEPACKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BLUMPKIN COON DRAMA WHORE GOD DAMMIT PUSSY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FIRECROTCH NIPPLES TURD TRANNY AMERICA ONLINE BONER SHIT FUCK YOU GRINGO DOUCHETITS PISS LET'S SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BELGIUM PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITTYWANK JACKASS SHIT WANKSPLAT POLESMOKER FEATURED CAMEL JOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY BALL SACK PUSSY PISS OFF MY ASS BUTT PIRATE HELLFUCKER FUCKWIT RICK MORANIS CHINK LAKE TITICACA CUNT DAMN FUCKTARD WEHATEMARIO FUCKTARD YOU WANKER PUSSY BELLEND SPIC DICKFACE TOSSER NIPPLES BEAVER SHITFACE SCUMBAG DOUCHETITS CHINK BRITNEY TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOD DAMN SHITE [Insert yet another person's name here] BUTTFUCKER SHITE TITTIES FUCKHEAD FENCE JUMPER ASSRAPING NIPPLES CAPTAIN CRUNCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GRINGO MASTURBATION FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TACO CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD AY-AY-AY HELLFUCKER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! GARBAGE DAY! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK DOG SHIT PISS OFF INCEST FUCKER WIKIPEDIA FUDGEPACKER INBRED CONDOMS BUGGER RAGHEAD SHITE AUTOFELLATIO RAPE CRAPPY SHITE DAMMIT URINE-GARGLING BULLCRAP PIG BUGFUCK YOU WANKER BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS THERE IS A CABAL ABORTIONS FOR ALL WIGGER SHITFACE PENIS PEEPEE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SUITCASE PENIS SPUNK YOU WANKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FIST FUCK PUSSYLICKER DYKE HELL MILF TITMOUSE CHUFF BUTTFUCKER BUTT-HEAD HELL PISS OFF GANGBANG SEMEN BIGNOSE HELL SHIT BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER CHOAD CUNTRAG DOUCHE SUCK MY DICK ARSE MAMA MIA DOUCHING JIZZ SHIT BRITNEY HO MALARKY GOAT DICK HATE HATE HAT FUCKING FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ABO COMMUNIST DILDO JUSTIN BIEBER CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! CRACKER BUGFUCK DOG SHIT NORTH KOREA TRANNY FUCK FOUR-EYES CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS MONKEY SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TAMPONS SMEG PENISBIRD DAMMIT DOUCHE FUCK PENIS JERK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKHEAD LOLLIPOPS SHITE ANAL DIABETES FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT RAGHEAD CHALICE SUCK MY DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SECOND BALLS DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PICKANINNY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHINK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHAV DOUCHETITS HO CUNTING ASSCRACK INJUN TWAT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CARPET MUNCHER and with the REDSKIN and his MOCKIE of girraffes in which RAT'S COCK while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKWIT