Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CARPET MUNCHER'WARNER MUSIC GROUP'SPIC'FROG'S FAT ASS'FIST FUCK'FLYING FUCK'SUITCASE PENIS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSHOLE look at the WALRUS SHIT talk page of this VAGINA article for notes or discussion before TITMOUSE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOG SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD BLESS AMERICA, sudden BULLCRAP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or CANNED QUOTE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK BUTT PIRATE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially VANDALISM IS COOL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAPE television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

PISSHOLE Tourette's is BELGIUM not to be BUTTFUCKER confused with WHORE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKING FUCKBOROUGH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHENEY random FUCK NUGGET disorientation, culturally-FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SAMUEL L. JACKSON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLESSED DAMN SAINT language, PISS OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANK BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities RAPE of ANAL DIABETES GOATSE garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the FRAK Author:

The CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's 666 Research Institute was SOD founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK OFF article MICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PENISFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING JUMP! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFACE Tourrette's sufferers SON OF A BITCH swear. You can JERRY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HADJI TV, for always focusing on the BANGKOK bad side of a terrible PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SPANK THE MONKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[Insert stupid word you just made up here]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSFACE knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSCRACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEX school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PEEPEE sufferers to become LAKE TITICACA manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit YOGHURT CANNON suicide.
• There is no FRIG cure, and the PORCH MONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the HORSE SHIT tics often have adverse PISS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SNUFF PORN perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go GRINGO numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOLY DUMB FUCK it is without the ASSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a CLUSTERFUCK tourette syndrome FUCK YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POLAK the TUBA public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK NUGGET much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PEEPEE sorry for TITS "hi-jacking" your FUCK OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ROSES this that really CUNTSWILLING annoys me. I am working towards a [expletive deleted] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHETITS, and making fun of a SHITHEAD horrible disorder is (not) ASSWIPE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SON OF A BITCH time.

Best WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DONKEY PUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries KOREA LOVER leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. PIG Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The GOBSHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can DONKEY PUNCHER punch him if you CLIT want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my HONKY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD BLESS AMERICA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TOSSER and FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COON music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKHEAD BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BATHING SUIT AREA HORSE! GOD BLESS AMERICA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD BLESS AMERICA'S HOUSE

How HELL to SPANK THE MONKEY cure TWAT the FUCK Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS OFF for FUCK YOU Tourette's ANAL Syndrome DIPSHIT is FUCKSTAIN following DUMBASS these MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE rules PRICK in RUSTY TROMBONE order:

• 1: Avoid TWAT immature VAGINA little LET'S SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to PISS ARTIST within MOZILLA FIREFOX 10 DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FRENCH TICKLER COCKSUCKER HORSE SHIT nor EAT MY SHIT! talk,
• 4: Tell WETBACK yourself you TITS & DICKS don't PUSSY have ASSCRACK this BOLLOCKS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY BUGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD BLESS AMERICA last straw WIGGER!

I fucking put ANAL DIABETES' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIENER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSCRACK the TOP OF CROTCH THIS ASSRAPING ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSFACE offensive. HELL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to POMMIE people who try ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA to battle DILDO'POLESMOKER that tight-ass PIG 17-year-ASSHOLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said NECROPHILIA' ARSE FUCKWIT'PUSSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TUBA is a laughing JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHEBAG articles FUCKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELLATIO stuff. So CUNTRAG that means DAMMIT stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and DICKWAD talking about the WOODPECKERSHIT letter that it's DAGO mocking (what ASSHOLE letter? I don't even know what SHITHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian KNOBJOCKEY hi self FUCK even made a really ASS FASCIST good point. "It's ALF nothing more DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! from a head nod to a TITTIES knee tick". BIGNOSE. Which I'll add FUCKING A onto ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLAK suffer that FUCKING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SCUMBAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM be, because if I were a PICKANINNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOB SAGET hilarious. If you PISS Want facts, go on LIMEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POLAK be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking FLYING RAT'S ASS article anyway.

DIPSHIT SHIT SHITSLINGING CONDOMS NIGGER TITS BUTT PIRATE D'OH FUCKER SCROTUM RAT'S ASS

CHOAD BOLLOCKS SEX RAT'S COCK BITCH TAFFY DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS OFF ASS FASCIST SHITE FOUR-EYES DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE POLESMOKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOATSE FUCK NUGGET PUSSY SCUMBAG CROTCH DICKFACE SHITTY SEX FUCKFUCKFUCK CAMEL JOCKEY PRICK CUM CUNT FUCKTARD DUMBASS ARSE CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER DOG FUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN ORGASM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNT RAT'S COCK DILDO SLOPE FUCK OFF PENIS ON A BUN ASSCRACK I AM CORNHOLIO! NIGGER GOBSHITE IT'S OVER 9000! SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS PIKACHU BOOBS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKING A HOSER BLUE PENIS! SHIT ASS JESSE McCARTNEY ALF BASTARD JAP FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD DICK WANKER BEANER CUM FUCKTARD FELCHING HORSE PENIS POOPY ASSWIPE CRAPMUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE CRAPMUNCHER BLOWJOB SHITE MILF BITCH WILLY WONKA HOSER TACO WANK CONAN O'BRIAN AUTOFELLATIO DAGO I'LL RAPE YOU TURD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PUSSYLICKER BALLS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FELCHMONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIENER JIZZ BORDER HOPPER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FAGGOT GREASER LOLCAT REDNECK MONKEY'S UNCLE CLEMEN DOUCHETITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANK SEX INCEST DOUCHE NAZI CRAPFUCKER BASTARD BASTARD FUCK CUNT LAPPER BONER BASTARD ASSFACE COCKSUCKER TOTAL BITCH SUCK MY DICK ABO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOLDY TITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SUCK MY DICK ASS LICKER SEX CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK CLIT DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE BELLEND CUNTRAG SNUFF PORN 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHOLERA IS FUN! SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK BUGGER OFF PORCH MONKEY JIZZ DAMN ASSFACE DICK IN A BOX MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE pen0r DICKFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS OFF FUCK OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT OPINION DAMN IT FIST FUCK FAG BORDER HOPPER JACKASS SEX SEX SHITPISSER ARSE NIGGER HOMO SON OF A BITCH FUCKER TWAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLUSTERFUCK CRACKER SHITFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK DOM DeLUISE JOHNNY SUGAR IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHING CHONG CHINK COCKSTUFFER DICKHEAD GREASER FUCK A DUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN RAT'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPUNK ASSHAT RAT'S COCK FENCE JUMPER CLIT NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER PRICK FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS FUCK CHICKEN FRIES ASS TITTYWANK CHING CHONG CHINK CLEVELAND STEAMER KNOBJOCKEY PISS FUCKHEAD SUCK MY DICK ASSFACE BELGIUM HOMO BASTARD SHITTY LIMEY COCK ASSFACE CLEMEN ASSRAMMER JENKEM FUCK OFF BIGNOSE CHICKEN SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BASTARD SHITCOCK JAP SHITFACE BITCH GOATSE BOON RAT'S ASS JENKEM FLYING FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX VAGINA HEIL HITLER! 666 FASHION BUG I DON'T HAVE AIDS DAMN IT TAMPONS INBRED DOODIE HEAD WANK suck my mothers JIZZ CUNT PUSSY MOCKIE BUGGER OFF BITCH FUCKBAG ASSFACE HELL DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS FUCK CLEMEN SHITTY COLGATE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN PUNANI COMMUNIST DILDO JERRY PISSHOLE PRICK BUTT PIRATE DARTH VADER GRIS GOBSHITE SOD OFF WANK GOBSHITE FELLATIO ASS WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER INBRED GOATSE DAMNATION ASS BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES GINGERBREAD PENISFUCK ASSHAT POWERSHIT DAGO PISS DUNE COON ORGASM GOBSHITE WEHATEMARIO DICKFACE CHICKEN SHIT BUGGER BALLS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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DOUCHE TWAT COON DONKEY DICK DAMN PEACEFUL ARSE BRUSH MA TEETH VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK BIG FOOT INBRED CUNTRAG BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER JACKASS GREASER GRINGO SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? ORGASM PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH ORGASM FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE ALF BUGGER FUCK PEEPEE FUCKHEAD MONKEY BALLS DARTH VADER WANK SAGGY TITS ASS POLESMOKER FUCKFACE WIENER FUCKWIT BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA BUTTFUCKER NIGGER PICKANINNY HITLER MOZILLA FIREFOX JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT WIGGER JACK OFF WALRUS SHIT CHENEY FUCKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER JIGGABOO CONAN O'BRIAN O KURWA! BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ HOLY DUMB FUCK BALLS SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL JACKASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PAGE BLANKING CLEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER WIGGER PUSSYLICKER ASS PISSHOLE BASTARD ASSCRACK NIGGER LIMEY I WILL KILL YOU! NAZI KNOBJOCKEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HUMAN RIGHTS PISS ARTIST BASTARD BIRD SHIT BANGKOK TAMPONS DICKFACE RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GOBSHITE JIZZ CLUSTERFUCK PAKI I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK SHITE OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH HELLFUCKER CUNT SEMEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER DOG SHIT ASSHAT DICKWAD SIGMUND FREUD DIPSHIT ASSHAT VAGINA FAGGOT I'LL RAPE YOU OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH MASTURBATION PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HELL KNOBJOCKEY SHITE SHIT SHITSLINGING WANK MONKEY SHIT CUNTYMINTS SCROTUM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD STEVE BALLMER CROTCH WANK TONY LA RUSSA CUNTYMINTS FUCK FAGGOT DUMBASS A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! WIGGER FUCK OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAGO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFUCKER PRICK DOUCHE JACK OFF CRAPPY ASS FASCIST NAZI DIPSHIT HELL SEX MARY WHITEHOUSE HADJI SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK A DUCK MILF TOSSER DONKEY PUNCHER POTTYMOUTH HORSE SHIT TWAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FROG DOG SHIT BOLLOCKS DOT HEAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE GOD DAMMIT ROSIE O'DONNELL CAMEL JOCKEY EAT MY SHIT! GRINGO SHIT BUGGER OFF VAGINA SMEG DOUCHETITS FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK SHITTY INBRED SCROTUM HORSE SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE CLUSTERFUCK BONG DYKE BANGKOK PISS OFF SEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKHEAD SEX PAKI FUCKING SOD RAT'S ASS DUMBASS SACRED CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POOPOO JAP SUGARTITS SHITFUCKER COON PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DUMBASS FUCK OFF INBRED FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH JAP TITTIES TITWANK PEARL NECKLACE JIGGABOO HORSE SHIT DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT PISSHOLE SHITFACE ASSHAT O CANADA BLOWJOB BRITNEY ASS CRAPFUCKER SEX CRAPPY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIPPLES FRITZ STRAWBERRY ASS ASS JOHN ELWAY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACK OFF SUCK MY COCK FUCKING SAGGY TITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAGHEAD AY-AY-AY PISS ARTIST SHITBALLS SHITE GANGBANG SHIT FENCE JUMPER YID AUTOFELLATIO AAAAAAAAA! JESSE McCARTNEY TOSSER JERK OFF FUCK PISS ARTIST COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GANGBANG COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FIST FUCK BUGFUCK FIRECROTCH SON OF A BITCH ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITSLINGING STEVE BALLMER SEMEN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WIGGER ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE TITTIES BIRD SHIT DAMN PISS SHITFACE FUCKER JACKASS GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TONY LA RUSSA COON DIPSHIT ASS DUMBASS CHUFF CHICKEN FRIES ORGASM DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN HAIL SATAN! HOSER HITLER SHIT POLACK BIGNOSE BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE RAPE SUGARTITS DOUCHETITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNNILINGUS ARSE WIGGER PISS DAMN FUCK A DUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSUCKER ASSHOLE POTTYMOUTH DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE SOD OFF DOUCHETITS DICK CHICKEN DESU FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT CROTCH BUTT-HOLE TITWANK TOTAL BULLCRAP TOWELHEAD WANKSPLAT SEX JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACK OFF ASSBANDIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY D'OH NECROPHILIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS D'OH PORCH MONKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY NIGGER COCK BUGGER OFF RANDY TRAVIS CLIT PISS RAT'S COCK CHOAD TITMOUSE DAMN IT POMMIE VENEREAL DISEASE DOM DeLUISE CHOAD FUCKING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT YOU WANKER TWISTY VAGINA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHIGGER MARGARET THATCHER CUNT DOUCHEBAG COCK CRAP Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! YOU WANKER COCK SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN NECROPHILIA DOG SHIT TITMOUSE CUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ABO JACKASS DAMN FUCK OFF VANDAL FELCHING FUCKFACE SHITFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JIGGABOO FUCK BRITNEY CHUFF FUCK SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DOODIE HEAD PIECE OF SHIT BITCH DOUCHETITS GENITALIA DIPSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIPSHIT SHIT NEGRO BASTARD FUCKING CHIGGER D'OH DIPSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT CHICKEN FRIES CAMEL FUCKER ASS DUNE COON CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SCUMBUCKET CROTCH SCUMBAG TITS SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN CUNTSWILLING HITLER BUGGER DOUCHE PORCH MONKEY DICKFACE NECROPHILIA CRAPPY JIZZ WANKSPLAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF JOHNNY WARNER MUSIC GROUP BOOBIES DAMN MOCKIE FELLATIO COON PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS YID DICK HELL PISS OFF CHRISTHUMPER CHOAD DAMN NEGRO COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK DILDO CUNT VAGINA WEHATEMARIO CUNT FELCHING HELL SHITTY BASTARD NIGGER FUCK NEGRO NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! WOP ASSBANDIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER THONG TASTER DICKFACE BRITNEY FRITZ JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELL FUCK HEIL HITLER! FRED PHELPS JACKASS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ASS CUNT NIPPLES YID ASSHAT BOOBS DAMN ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA BITCH GANGBANG HELL REDSKIN BUKKAKE PIG SHITE JUSTIN BIEBER DOUCHETITS SHIT KIKE FAGGOT JACKASS SHIT HELL GOD DAMN NIGNOG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG DOG FUCKER KIKE TURD FUCK OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITCOCK CHUFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! AUTOFELLATIO BUTT-HOLE AUTOFELLATIO POLESMOKER SEX LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES RUSTY TROMBONE LET'S SHIT JERRY BITCH HORSE PENIS SHAKOPEE MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY SEMEN SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOZILLA FIREFOX LOLCAT JUNGLE BUNNY CRAPPY BIRD SHIT TWISTY VAGINA BEAVER WILLY WONKA CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DAMN IT HELL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER ASSBANDIT DONKEY DICK PEARL NECKLACE PICKANINNY NIGGER FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER TITS & DICKS JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT SPUNK WANKSPLAT BALL SACK SOD SHIT FUCKFACE YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE GOOK GOD DAMN TAFFY FUCKFACE NIGNOG BANGKOK POLAK FUCKHEAD REDSKIN FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK INBRED DAMN IT DOUCHETITS BASTARD JIZZ FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING MOCCASINS BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WOP DOUCHEBAG HOLY DUMB FUCK BULLSHIT SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCK TOSSER ASS BLOWJOB GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOOK JACKASS TOWELHEAD JAP JOHNNY DARTH VADER CUNNILINGUS I WILL KILL YOU! YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE CHOAD RAPE DOUCHE NAZI DAMNATION ASSHOLE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NICARAGUA and with the CRAPPY and his FRIG of girraffes in which HORSE PENIS while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JACKASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN