Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'GOD DAMMIT'[EXPLETIVE]'PUSSY'BONER'BITCH'TITS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LAKE TITICACA neurochemical FUCK disorder INJUN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden ASSWIPE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HADJI or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CARPET MUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ANUSCAKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ABO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAPFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKHEAD TOWELHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITPISSER utterFUCKance of socially TAMPONS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NIGGER TITS television programs to address I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY Tourette's syndrome.

FRIG Tourette's is ARSE not to be CLEMEN confused with PUSSYLICKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LOLCAT random CRACKER disorientation, culturally-DIPSHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS ARTIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, EMO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MILF souvenir shoppes and massive DICK quantities PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! of ANAL DIABETES JAP garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the TWAT Author:

The ASS Tourette's DICK TITS Research Institute was HELL founded to HEIL HITLER!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUGGER article PEDOPHILIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GANGBANG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCUMBAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FEMADOM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TITTIES Tourrette's sufferers LIMEY swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITTY TV, for always focusing on the POOPOO bad side of a terrible SCROTUM thing.
• The main BRUSH MA TEETH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BOOBS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ANUSCAKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITTIES knee ASSCRACK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for PISS ARTIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAGHEAD sufferers to become SHITFUCKER manically depressed and DILDO commit ASS suicide.
• There is no CUNTRAG cure, and the GENITALIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the I'LL RAPE YOU tics often have adverse RAPE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITTY perodol" which caused my entire SPIC body to go ARSEBADGERS numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than NAZI it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a TACO tourette syndrome PORCUPINE'S BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MY ANUS IS BLEEDING the SHITSLIDE public view of Tourettes as a "DILDO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is REDNECK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIG sorry for FRITZ "hi-jacking" your GOAT DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ANUSCAKE this that really MALL SANTA annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FEMADOM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS ARTIST, and making fun of a DUMBASS horrible disorder is (not) TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WILLY WONKA time.

Best CC PLZ regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSLINGING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing CHINA SUCKS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. FOUR-EYES Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The SNUFF PORN bastard who wrote this article. You can TITTIES punch him if you FUCKING want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITS saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my WIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHAT and ORGASM playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMMIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHICKEN SHIT BAND WITH 4 FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTTFUCKER HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How PIXIES to BUTTFUCKER cure FAGGOT the BOOBIES Tourette's DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITTIES for GOD DAMN Tourette's TIT DIRT Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is NICARAGUA following FRAK these WANK rules PISS OFF MY ASS in BOLLOCKS order:

• 1: Avoid COCKSMOKER immature DICKHEAD little KRAUT kids,
• 2: Count to SUCK MY COCK within CUNT 10 BULLSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WOODPECKERSHIT PUSSY SPUNK nor MARY WHITEHOUSE talk,
• 4: Tell ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS yourself you FUCK don't FLYING RAT'S ASS have SCUMBUCKET this SHITTY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw MOLDY TITS!

I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTT PIRATE the TOP OF GANGBANG THIS RAGHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICK offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITHEAD people who try GOATSE to battle EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'STEVE BALLMER that tight-ass CHAV 17-year-DAMN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HORSE SHIT it now, but someone said IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ' COCKSHITTER JIGGABOO'GANGBANG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSWIPE is a laughing GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS matter. Plus there BEANER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POOPOO Uncyclopedia, there are CLUSTERFUCK articles RANDY TRAVIS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK YOU stuff. So BLUMPKIN that means REDNECK stop getting mad at the CARPET MUNCHER first part too and TITS & DICKS talking about the ASS letter that it's PISSHOLE mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what CHOAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian MALARKY hi self TITS even made a really GYPSY good point. "It's HONKY nothing more SHITFACE from a head nod to a BUKKAKE knee tick". PUSSY. Which I'll add ASS onto GOAT DICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! suffer that BLUMPKIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DONKEY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SUGARTITS be, because if I were a PORCH MONKEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GRINGO hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on PIECE OF SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMMIT be offended, don't read COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK the freaking BOOBS article anyway.

DAMN FUCKHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST MASTURBATION SPANK THE MONKEY WANKSPLAT AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT WANK

ASS WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE DOUCHE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BLOWJOB MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER OH SHI– HAIL SATAN! BUGGER OFF FALSE BENSON WOP DOG SHIT SPIC CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMN BEAVER CRAPPY DAMN IT YUKY DOODY PISS ARTIST BLUMPKIN BELLEND SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT SHITTY FUCK OFF FEWMETS HADJI CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSRAMMER COON CUNNILINGUS MASTURBATION ASSFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! VENEREAL DISEASE NIGGER TITS ALEX TREBEK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE PEDOPHILIA ORGASM FUCKING A PIG TURD DONKEY PUNCHER KNOBJOCKEY DICKHEAD FRED PHELPS FLYING FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CHENEY HO PISS ARTIST CHUFF TWAT ALF 666 NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES EXTRA LONG PENIS WIENER CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMN MOCKIE COLGATE MASTURBATION DAMN SEX DAMNED TABERNACLE TOSSER FUCK SHITFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN ASSFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS LOLCAT FUCKING DICKWAD DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WANK PISS ARTIST GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHIT CRAPPY CUM FROG'S FAT ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BASTARD MOLDY TITS CHIGGER SHIT ASSHAT HELLFIRE ARSEBADGERS DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE SPRINKLES FRIG NECROPHILIA COCKSUCKER O KURWA! PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE BALLS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT SHIT FUCKER NEGRO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKFACE BULLCRAP CUNTRAG SHITCUNTING ANAL WIKIPEDIA ASS ASSFACE DUNE COON HOLY DUMB FUCK MASTURBATION SPICY CUNT FUCK REDSKIN DAMN ASSFACE DAMN SHITFACE TAFFY CLEMEN BUTT PIRATE DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PIGS MIGHT FLY MAMA MIA SHITFUCKER EMO CUNT POOPOO DAMMIT EPIDIDYMIS I AM CORNHOLIO! JACK OFF FUCKTARD ASS LICKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GIVING HEAD BASTARD MONKEY BALLS LHASA CHIGGER DICKHEAD O KURWA! NIGGER TITS WOP SHITTY SON OF A BITCH FUCKING BENSON SUCKS HELL COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WILLY WONKA POMMIE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKER 666 SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NECROPHILIA CHICKEN SHIT ARSE FUCKSTAIN NAZI 666 LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK ARSE DAMN FRITZ LIMEY FELCHING OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN I WILL END YOU! BITCH KRAUT INCEST JERK OFF FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS CONAN O'BRIAN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOUCHING EPIDIDYMIS FEMADOM BULLSHIT BASTARD GO COUNT YOUR DICK SEMEN SEX MOLDY TITS RAGHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WIENER MAMA MIA CHENEY PENIS SHITE BIRD SHIT SLOPE BUTTFUCKER BONG CUM GOOK BALLS CHIGGER CRAPPY SLOPE SHITSLINGING DICK TITS SPUNK KNOBJOCKEY RUSTY TROMBONE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GOD DAMN COON BITCH DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MONKEY'S UNCLE DYKE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE IT'S OVER 9000! BANGKOK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT CLIT WANK FAGGOT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INBRED JACKASS TITTIES JACKASS TITS WANK JACKASS FRITZ SCROTUM FUCK OFF CUNT DAMN FUCKSTAIN DICK DOUCHE ASSWIPE CC PLZ COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT REDSKIN YOU WANKER NEGRO ASS CLIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE INCEST DICKHEAD HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE DYKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICK PISS DICK CHICKEN SHITTY FUCK OFF DAMMIT MALARKY WANKER DOUCHING AMERICA ONLINE ASSHOLE JOHN ELWAY SHITFUCKER BITCH CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE TOTAL BASTARD ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS O KURWA! CUNT ANUSCAKE WANK DICKHEAD SHITTY JACKASS PISS OFF INBRED FUCKTARD HOT GRITS FUCKER HOMO [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK ORGASM SCROTUM INBRED HEIL HITLER! SHUT UP, MEG! VAGINA JIZZ FUCKER BUGGER DAMN IT PISS ARTIST TITS BASTARD NIPPLES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SEMEN RAT'S ASS FELCHING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WOP GANGBANG JAP HELLFUCKER DUNE COON GOD DAMN FUCKING BASEBALL YOU WANKER DUMBASS LOLCAT ASSCRACK SOD SHITFACE HONKY CHIGGER DICKLICK WOODPECKERSHIT SEX FUCK YOU DONKEY DICK PENISBIRD GANGBANG CUNT BEANER PENIS ON A STICK SHITFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE RIGHTS HELL I WILL END YOU! ASS BOOBS FUCKING A BALL SACK HOLY DUMB FUCK SON OF A BITCH HITLER DOUCHEBAG STEVE BALLMER ASSCRACK BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER SEX FELCHMONKEY JUNGLE BUNNY MALL SANTA RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD JIZZ CUNTBUCKET CUNT CRAPPER SHIT FUCKFACE SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BUKKAKE SCUMBAG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TOSSER PISS OFF SAGGY TITS ASSHAT NIGGER POLACK JAP SPUNK GOD DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS AY-AY-AY DICK CHICKEN COCKSMOKER HEIL HITLER! GIVING HEAD SHITFACE BOB SAGET NIGGER GOD DAMMIT DOUCHETITS FUCKING A DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER I WILL END YOU! DOG FUCKER FELLATIO BUTTFUCKER OH SHI– FLYING RAT'S ASS FAGGOT DILDO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EPIDIDYMIS SHIT SHITFACE DESU BULLCRAP SHIT GARBAGE DAY! BEAVER BITCH ORGASM CLIT SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN ARSE FUCKHEAD O KURWA! GENITALIA TACO SPICY CUNT FUCK GRINGO INCEST PAKI DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHOAD QUEEF SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SUCK A BIG DICK PAKI COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DUNE COON CANNED QUOTE FLYING RAT'S ASS POLAK ASSFACE CUNT CRAPPER CHOAD KISSER QUEEF CUNTBUCKET PISS DONKEY DICK WANK DUMBASS FUCKING A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JOHNNY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMMIT JUMPING JESUS!!! HELL FELCHING I WILL END YOU! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN CUNT FELCHING GOD DAMMIT DAMNATION BLOWJOB DICK BALL SACK ASSWIPE DUNE COON JACK OFF SHIT WILLY WONKA HELL TESTICLE CHOKE DONKEY PUNCHER BUGGER OFF DOUCHETITS BOOBIES PUSSYLICKER CHRISTHUMPER FUCK YOU BLUE PENIS! AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD BIG FOOT FUCKSTAIN PUNANI JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU CHING CHONG CHINK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! BLUMPKIN DOG SHIT PISSHOLE TWAT JIGGABOO FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF FUCK CLIT YOUR MOM JIGGABOO FROG'S FAT ASS HADJI MOTHERFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INBRED HELL CHIGGER FUCKFACE SHIT WANK SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS QUEEF FRIG FUCKTARD ASS NIPPLES BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POLACK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT LET'S SHIT TENTACLE RAPE CHICKEN SHIT FRAK PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER MICK SCUMBAG REDSKIN CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! CLUSTERFUCK COLGATE COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE ORGASM SHITFUCKER ASSHAT JOHNNY KOREA LOVER GREASER BIRD IN THE HOUSE EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT YOU WANKER FUCKING BITCH DONKEY DICK CUNT LAPPER 666 INCEST CAUCASIANS SHITFUCKER BITCH SMEG BUTT PIRATE ASS CUNT ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN STRAWBERRY ASS WOP FROG'S FAT ASS CHINK FUCK A DUCK GRINGO POLACK FIST FUCK CLUSTERFUCK SLOPE ASS BULLSHIT ASSHOLE BRUSH MA TEETH CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE QUEEF PORCH MONKEY RAGHEAD SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK GRASS MUD HORSE SCUMBUCKET JERK OFF GYPSY PAKI JUMPING JESUS!!! YOU WANKER FUCKWIT HELL ASSWIPE INBRED ASSCRACK SOD GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE BELGIUM CLIT WANKSPLAT WANK SHIT DIPSHIT NEGRO MONKEY SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS NICARAGUA BUTTFUCKER PECKERHEAD CHICKEN FRIES ROSES DAMN FELLATIO BALL SACK FEMADOM FUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS HO HO SHITTY EXTRA LONG PENIS TAMPONS SHITFACE CHINK FRITZ ASS JAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TIT DIRT JIZZ TITS & DICKS BOLLOCKS DICK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN suck my mothers CHOAD VAGINA PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER ANAL DAMN KENNY BUGGER DAGO EPIDIDYMIS INCEST CC PLZ SHITCOCK ORGASM PISS OFF MY ASS FEMADOM DONGSHOVER CRAP O CANADA CUNTYMINTS GOOK SEMEN CC PLZ SHITSLINGING COCK SHIT MONKEY SHIT BELLEND GOD DAMMIT I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT GOOK FUCKING BASEBALL AY-AY-AY INBRED NI FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DILDO BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ALEX TREBEK FALUN GONG LOGJAMMER SHITTY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HONKY SHITBALLS YOU WANKER NAZI NECROPHILIA PISS PENIS ASSFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! INBRED ASS FLYING FUCK BITCH CLUSTERFUCK BITCH SON OF A BITCH SUGARTITS FUCKWIT QUEEF CLIT POLESMOKER GRINGO GOD DAMMIT SHITTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNTYMINTS JAP LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BALLS MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD BELGIUM ANAL TRANNY DAMN SEX CUNT SHITTY BELLEND ASSFACE POMMIE INJUN SAND NIGGER DICKHEAD URINE-GARGLING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCK 666 HONKY VENEREAL DISEASE FRITZ CROTCH CLIT suck my mothers BOLLOCKS MICK DAMMIT BASTARD FUCKING MACACA WIENER DUMBASS DAMN WIENER KU KLUX KLAN GOD DAMN ASSHOLE DAMN MARGARET THATCHER FUCKTARD GOAT DICK DANDELIONS CLEMEN BASTARD PENISFUCK SHITHEAD FUCK OFF AMERICA ONLINE GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL RAPE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FELLATIO BOOBIES NECROPHILIA TOTAL PORCUPINE'S BALLS JENKEM VENEREAL DISEASE TITS & DICKS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT PISS DAMN IT BITCH PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK SHITCUNTING DICKLICK CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD FUCK TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF ASSCRACK PIG DOUCHEBAG SHITE BULLSHIT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI MALARKY PEARL NECKLACE PENIS HELL CAMEL JOCKEY LENS CRAFTERS POLAK JACKASS KAFFIR GOBSHITE CUNT CUNT COCKSUCKER BEAVER BASTARD JACKASS DAMNATION SHITE BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE MAMA MIA YOGHURT CANNON MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT BONER DOUCHE INCEST HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! DIPSHIT INBRED BUKKAKE EPIDIDYMIS ASSHOLE HOLY DUMB FUCK CUM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BONER ASS YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH FUCKING TEDDY BEARS MOTHERFUCKER WANK DAMN DICKFACE AY-AY-AY DOM DeLUISE KAFFIR YOU WANKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TURD CUNT JAP HELL BIGNOSE DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! O CANADA FUCKFACE BRUSH MA TEETH CRAPPY FUCKING BASEBALL PEEPEE WANK COON DICK TITS SHITE SOD MOLDY TITS BASTARD FEWMETS BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS OFF MY ASS DOM DeLUISE JACKASS SHIT LOGJAMMER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POMMIE TWAT BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING DILDO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHAV PISS SEX BIGNOSE CUNT CRAPPER BUTT PIRATE DICK TITS RAGHEAD PISSHOLE CUNT FRITZ VAGINA COMMUNIST DILDO NIGGER TITS TAFFY POLACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SCROTUM MARCH OF FLAMES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WETBACK POOPOO DICK FUCK GOD DAMMIT COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN PRICK NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LGBT RIGHTS ASS LICKER FROG'S FAT ASS BELLEND CAMEL FUCKER RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS CUNT ASSRAPING CROTCH ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ BULLSHIT TOWELHEAD BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS POTTYMOUTH TAMPONS ASSBANDIT ASSWIPE DICKFACE ASSHOLE FAGGOT YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT FUCKING PENIS I WILL END YOU! POLAK BITCH SPIC SHITCOCK FELCHMONKEY ASS SPIC SHIT HELL FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING SHITTY FUCKING A CHIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JIZZ Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUTTFUCKER and with the COCKSUCKER and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which RANDY TRAVIS while reading about JIGGABOO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• I'LL RAPE YOU