Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CHOAD KISSER'PISS'FUCKSTAIN'FUCKFACE'CUNT'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS'SAND NIGGER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK look at the VAGINA talk page of this BUTT-FOR-BRAINS article for notes or discussion before BONER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or POLAK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOAT DICK, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITBALLS or BANGKOK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BULLSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING A way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSWIPE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BULLSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING JUMP! utterFUCKance of socially POO POO BLOWJOB objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TENTACLE RAPE television programs to address AMERICA ONLINE Tourette's syndrome.

YOGHURT CANNON Tourette's is FUCKWIT not to be TUBA confused with PISS ARTIST Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random GENITALIA disorientation, culturally-NORTH KOREA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNTING ASSCRACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local KIDDY FIDDLER language, BLOWJOB and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS HEIL HITLER! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LOLCAT souvenir shoppes and massive GOBSHITE quantities BUTTFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A MONKEY BALLS Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The CUNT Tourette's TIT SPRINKLES Research Institute was DOUCHING founded to ANAL DIABETES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article CLUSTERFUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MASTURBATION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT CRAPPER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOOBS Tourrette's sufferers TAMPONS swear. You can DILDO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSHOLE TV, for always focusing on the ARSE bad side of a terrible CUNNILINGUS thing.
• The main SHITTY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAPFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICK TITS knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHEBAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INBRED cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WIENER school for PISS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FELCHING sufferers to become WEHATEMARIO manically depressed and NEGRO commit FUCKING suicide.
• There is no DICKHEAD cure, and the ASSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS tics often have adverse COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PIG perodol" which caused my entire SLOPE body to go DICKLICK numb and FRENCH TICKLER basically made it NIGGA! worse than ANAL it is without the ORGASM drug.

I am an active member of a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BIRD SHIT the PENISBIRD public view of Tourettes as a "SHITBALLS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NEGRO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for BULLSHIT "hi-jacking" your CROTCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CROTCH this that really CLUSTERFUCK annoys me. I am working towards a ASS FASCIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I'LL RAPE YOU article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHE NAZI, and making fun of a DICKLICK horrible disorder is (not) [EXPLETIVE] funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS time.

Best GYPSY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PIECE OF SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your TIENANMEN SQUARE capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. CHAV Regards to Andrew MOTHERFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The FOUR-EYES bastard who wrote this article. You can RADIO FREE LUNCH punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAT'S COCK saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my SHITCUNTING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOAT DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAGO and DIPSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) VENEREAL DISEASE BAND WITH 4 FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ANAL HORSE! GOAT DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOAT DICK'S HOUSE

How DIPSHIT to DIPSHIT cure EXTRA LONG PENIS the SEMEN Tourette's PRICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTRAG for WANKER Tourette's NICARAGUA Syndrome TOURETTE'S SYNDROME is BITCH following FUCKING JUMP! these FUCKFACE rules SHITCOCK in NIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid CRAPPY immature FUCKER little MONKEY SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to ASSRAMMER within JAP 10 GREASERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITSKIN VAGINA SUITCASE PENIS nor SHITBALLS talk,
• 4: Tell SAND NIGGER yourself you CHOAD don't FUCK have NIGGER this WIKIPEDIA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WHORE WITH NASTY CHUCK NORRIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS LICKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOAT DICK last straw DICKLICK!

I fucking put WIKIPEDIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAGO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUKKAKE the TOP OF PISS ARTIST THIS AUTOFELLATIO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WHORE offensive. PORCH MONKEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CONAN O'BRIAN people who try FUCK to battle CLIT'WANK that tight-ass KNOBJOCKEY 17-year-ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHRISTMAS TREES it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' FUCKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ'DAMNATION on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHEBAG is a laughing DONGSHOVER matter. Plus there FELLATIO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on QUEEF Uncyclopedia, there are RAT'S ASS articles PRICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DONALD RUMSFELD stuff. So PISS OFF that means BALLS stop getting mad at the INCEST first part too and FUCKING BASEBALL talking about the BITCH letter that it's CUNT mocking (what ARSEBADGERS letter? I don't even know what CRAPFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian TRANNY hi self BLOWJOB even made a really DILDO good point. "It's COCKSUCKER nothing more PIG from a head nod to a PISS OFF knee tick". JERK OFF. Which I'll add TITS onto BRUSH MA TEETH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAT'S ASS suffer that RAT'S ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JIGGABOO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITSLINGING be, because if I were a HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BORDER HOPPER hilarious. If you FELLATIO Want facts, go on IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKER be offended, don't read JACKASS the freaking COMMUNIST DILDO article anyway.

HELL DIPSHIT COCKSMOKER NEGRO SHITHEAD EDITABLE DYK GOBSHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST POLACK

SUCK A BIG DICK FAGGOT DOG FUCKER DOM DeLUISE WARNER MUSIC GROUP HAIL SATAN! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICK IN A BOX NIGGER TITS DOG SHIT JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CONDOMS BUTTFUCKER COCKSUCKER MASTURBATION BASTARD RAT'S ASS BASTARD SHITFACE VENEREAL DISEASE FAG SEX HOMO CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSFACE SHIT ASSWIPE TITS FELCHING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GIVING HEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASS CHING CHONG CHINK I WILL KILL YOU! SEMPRINI SOD OFF CLEMEN ARSE MOCCASINS DOUCHING PISS SUCK MY COCK SHITSLINGING POOPY FUCKFACE DYKE FUCKBAG DAMN NIPPLES TITS & DICKS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN NI SOD OFF DOUCHE NAZI LOGJAMMER SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER RAPE SHITSKIN DOUCHE NAZI ARSE HENTAI HITLER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK VAGINA ASSHOLE FUCKER PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER ABO BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER HOMO FUCKING SHIT FUCKHEAD DOT HEAD JESSE McCARTNEY HELLFUCKER RAT'S COCK SHIT ORGASM SCROTUM PENIS DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE COCKSMOKER FUCKING suck my mothers BEAVER COCKSHITTER SHIT HELL CONDOMS CAMEL JOCKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL BLOWJOB GRINGO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD INBRED FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK RUSKIE SHITTY SHITTY GANGBANG FRAK GOD DAMN VAGINA CUNT LAPPER BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN PUSSY SUGARTITS SHITE SHITSLIDE SHITSLIDE MASTURBATION TITTIES ASS LICKER [expletive deleted] ORGASM SHITFUCKER WANKSPLAT MONKEY'S UNCLE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BLOWJOB MALL SANTA TITS DILDO BASTARD BUGGER PRICK DICK SHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MALARKY WANKSPLAT JUSTIN BIEBER PEARL NECKLACE FROG'S FAT ASS FOUR-EYES NIGGER CHAV TITTIES ASSFACE CUNT FUCKER DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TITS PRICK SHITHEAD ARSE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITFUCKER JOHNNY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BUTT PIRATE TITTIES DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH POMMIE PAKI ASS LICKER BULLSHIT NIPPLES FUCKTARD COCK FAGGOT MOCCASINS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CLUSTERFUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GRINGO HONKY PAKI ASS TWISTY VAGINA WIKIPEDIA ASSRAMMER WANKSPLAT DICK IN A BOX DIPSHIT PRICK ASS LICKER FUCKTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN SUCK MY DICK CONAN O'BRIAN CUNTRAG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU VENEREAL DISEASE TOSSER SHIT SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER SUCK MY COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONALD RUMSFELD NEGRO PORCH MONKEY DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CRAPMUNCHER BLISTERING BARNACLES FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH DAMNED TABERNACLE NEGRO WETBACK PEDOPHILIA NEGRO SAND NIGGER JIZZ JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHINK FUCKSTAIN CUNT SHITSLINGING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JIGGABOO MILF GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN HENTAI FASHION BUG BOLLOCKS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTING ASSCRACK MASTURBATION DUMBASS TWAT SHITFUCKER TOWELHEAD ASSWIPE DAMN QUEEF JERK OFF TWAT BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHOLERA IS FUN! PUNANI NIGGER TITS FLYING FUCK DICK TITS SHITBALLS LIMEY GOD DAMN BITCH BULLSHIT YOU WANKER JACKASS WANK ANAL BALL SACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIPPLES SHITSKIN POMMIE INCEST WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GRINGO WANKSPLAT WANK CROTCH BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS HO DONKEY DICK NIPPLES ASS TIT SPRINKLES WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK ARSE CROTCH BITCH SHITE SHITSLINGING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY DICKHEAD HELL LOGJAMMER ANAL DIABETES MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS SHITBALLS DILDO MOLDY TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER WOP CUNTRAG EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG DAMN IT DAMMIT SHITTY INBRED WANKER CUNT DICKWAD D'OH SHITTY SHITTY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER CLUSTERFUCK TITTIES TITS & DICKS RAT'S COCK JIZZ CHING CHONG CHINK GOBSHITE FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITBALLS SHITE CRACKER SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT QUEEF ABO DOUCHE NAZI GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SOD BASTARD URINE-GARGLING GOBSHITE PISS OFF SHITE FUCK DUMBASS ASSCRACK CUM SHITFUCKER DAMMIT DAMN CUNT FUCKING SHITE BALL SACK BALLS FAGGOT BATMAN & ROBIN SCUMBUCKET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITE PENISFUCK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BLOWJOB SOD CONSENSUS HELL FUCK YOU FUCKTARD CROTCH TITS COON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSCRACK JACKASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKFACE CUNTBUCKET NAZI GOBSHITE NAZI POLACK BLUE PENIS! COCKSMOKER CHOAD WANK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BLUMPKIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PAKI BUNG-HOLE SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH COCKSUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JESSE McCARTNEY GRIS DIPSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE WANK TITTYWANK BUTT PIRATE JAP HELL CRACKER SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT RAGHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BORDER HOPPER DICKLICK GANGBANG SHIT CRAPPY WANK DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY JAP DIPSHIT ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PENIS ON A BUN LAKE TITICACA EMO DICK FUCKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS FUCKER FRITZ PISSHOLE SPANK THE MONKEY CROTCH SPUNK PISS DOUCHING SHITCOCK CUNT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CHICKEN FRIES AUTOFELLATIO EMO CLEVELAND STEAMER WHORE ASSHOLE SCROTUM NEGRO BASTARD BITCH FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGGER ASS FASCIST BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK BUKKAKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INJUN FUCK OFF SCUMBUCKET CUNT CRAPPER BUTT-HOLE SUCK A BIG DICK DILDO SHITTY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASS SHITE FELLATIO VAGINA BUTT PIRATE FRITZ DYKE NAZI POMMIE PISS CRAPMUNCHER WOP DICK IN A BOX DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BOB SAGET REDSKIN SEX BITCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS JIGGABOO WOP INBRED NIGGER TITS & DICKS CONAN O'BRIAN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CROTCH JIZZ FLYING FUCK BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING A GOD DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SMILES DOG FUCKER NEOPETS DOUCHETITS PORCH MONKEY FELCHMONKEY ASSFACE WANKSPLAT CHICKEN FRIES ASSCRACK HONKY POLESMOKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BENCH PRESS GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSHAT [expletive deleted] INCEST PICKANINNY MONKEY SHIT INBRED CLIT ASSWIPE PUSSY CUNTYMINTS SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD DICKHEAD BUTT-HEAD WHORE ARSE ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH JACKASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PENIS ON A BUN COCKSHITTER I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN INCEST SCUMBAG NAZI PRICK CHICKEN FRIES GOD DAMN PUSSYLICKER CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND ASSHAT ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CROTCH NICARAGUA PAKI FLAMING ASS BADGER TEDDY BEARS TIENANMEN SQUARE REBECCA BLACK HATE HATE HAT PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOBSHITE suck my mothers FUCK WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI JACK OFF BOOBS FUCKER DIPSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIPSHIT DYKE DAMN WANK YOU WANKER BUTT-HEAD FEWMETS NIGGER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN PISS OFF HELL PIECE OF SHIT SCUMBUCKET CHOAD DICK IN A BOX SAGGY TITS CUNNILINGUS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS KIKE RAT'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BAD MOTHERFUCKER HO HOLY DUMB FUCK JOHNNY CHING CHONG CHINK BIGNOSE MONKEY SHIT DONKEY DICK JACKASS WANK DAMN PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER PEEPEE BIRD SHIT BITCH DICKLICK ANAL DIABETES FUCKING BENCH PRESS WANK SHIT CUNT FUCKHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS DICKHEAD POMMIE JOHNNY EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL YOU WANKER FELLATIO MARCH OF FLAMES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PAKI REDNECK TWISTY VAGINA RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF BOOBIES PISS OFF TAMPONS SHITCOCK CUNNILINGUS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER HELL CHRISTHUMPER CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS FAGGOT SPUNK SAND NIGGER SHITE PIECE OF SHIT PICKANINNY CLUSTERFUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! HELL DAMN NIPPLES COCKGOBLIN DUMBASS CONDOMS TITS & DICKS FUCK WIGGER LOLCAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JOHNNY TITWANK FUCKHEAD CUNT ASSCRACK SAGGY TITS ARSE FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MARGARET THATCHER DICKLICK JERK OFF WANKER BULLSHIT CUNTRAG WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! WANK CRAPMUNCHER SHITBALLS CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH YUKY DOODY DOG SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK AMERICA ONLINE MARY WHITEHOUSE DIRTY SANCHEZ SCUMBUCKET FUCK YOU VAGINA PEDOPHILIA BENCH PRESS PRICK BATHING SUIT AREA HELLFIRE JACK ABRAMOFF NEOPETS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIRD SHIT BASTARD DAGO SAMUEL L. JACKSON GANGBANG MONKEY BALLS BIGNOSE AUTOFELLATIO BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE WANK DIPSHIT JACKASS JIZZ BEAVER P'KANG HELL TWO-INCH PENIS MILF DOM DeLUISE FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY DAMN IT HOLY DUMB FUCK SCROTUM CUNT GOOK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CRACKER BOOBS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCK BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANK PECKERHEAD SOD OFF DAMN COON ART METAL PRODUCTS JOHNNY CHENEY GOVERNMENT FILTERS NIPPLES TAMPONS SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS FUCKTARD I WILL END YOU! HORSE SHIT FRITZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK ARSE COON JESSE McCARTNEY KIKE BALL SACK PISS ARTIST BUGGER OFF JACKASS COCKSUCKER BITCH GOD DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SCROTUM CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITFACE PENIS RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITSLINGING ASSFACE SHITFACE HITLER SPICY CUNT FUCK FASHION BUG MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! O KURWA! HOMO CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK REBECCA BLACK 1984 VAGINA TWAT GOD DAMN PISS OFF VAGINA suck my mothers BITCH RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE NAZI WIENER BUTTFUCKER ANUSCAKE TUBA SHUT UP, MEG! WANK CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS SEMEN BUGGER OFF PAKI BRUSH MA TEETH CHOAD JOHN SMILEY FACE TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS BIG FOOT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUKKAKE and with the BITCH and his WIKIPEDIA of girraffes in which DICKFACE while reading about DOUGHNUT PUNCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JOHN ELWAY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BALL SACK