Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BONER'DUMBASS'DAMN'30 CASES OF PICKLES'JIGGABOO'PISSHOLE'FUCKSTAIN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! look at the GOOK talk page of this BUKKAKE article for notes or discussion before CRAPMUNCHER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JAP neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!, sudden ORGASM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! or ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS ARTIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITSLINGING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NAZI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS SHIT BUKKAKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM utterFUCKance of socially SCUMBUCKET objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH television programs to address ARSEBADGERS Tourette's syndrome.

PISS UP MY ARSE Tourette's is CHIGGER not to be BULLSHIT confused with LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENISBIRD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves pen0r random FUCKTARD disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BEAVER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS OFF language, AUTOFELLATIO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES FIST FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FLYING RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the RAT'S ASS Author:

The JOHN ELWAY Tourette's DAMMIT Research Institute was KIKE founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSFACE article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TURD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NECROPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BEAVER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MALARKY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can ASS FASCIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BAD MOTHERFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! thing.
• The main FUCKWIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BIG FOOT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKING A knee YOU WANKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FELCHING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOP school for TWAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become VAGINA manically depressed and FAGGOT commit FUCKER suicide.
• There is no DOG FUCKER cure, and the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse JUSTIN BIEBER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JAP perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMN body to go CUNT numb and GENITALIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG FUCKER it is without the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a SPANK THE MONKEY tourette syndrome FUCK OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "DONKEY DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WOP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELLFIRE sorry for HO "hi-jacking" your BLISTERING BARNACLES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSEBADGERS this that really RAT'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a WOODPECKERSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RECTUM RAIDER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a BUGFUCK horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUCHE time.

Best DICKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITSLINGING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. PENIS ON A STICK Regards to Andrew FUCK YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The I'LL RAPE YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can PORCH MONKEY punch him if you FIRECROTCH want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you BRITAIN remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ARSE saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my PEDOPHILIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FROG and DIPSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUKKAKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOLLOCKS BAND WITH 4 RAT'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING HORSE! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!'S HOUSE

How FUCKING to SPUNK cure NIGGER the DUMBASS Tourette's FROG'S FAT ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIECE OF SHIT for SHITTY Tourette's FUCK Syndrome CLUSTERFUCK is BUTTFUCKER following COCKSUCKER these ALF rules NIGNOG in NIGNOG order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature POLAK little TRANNY kids,
• 2: Count to DONKEY DICK within BUTT PIRATE 10 IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

seconds,

• 3: Do not open your SHITFUCKER DAMN IT JIZZ nor FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK talk,
• 4: Tell BANGKOK yourself you MALL SANTA don't CUNT have JOHN ELWAY this BOOBS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWISTY VAGINA WITH NASTY BIGNOSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! last straw NIGNOG!

I fucking put NIGNOG' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOBSHITE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITPISSER the TOP OF PUNANI THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CRAPFUCKER offensive. VENEREAL DISEASE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TOTAL people who try BULLSHIT to battle RAT'S COCK'YOU WANKER that tight-ass PENIS ON A STICK 17-year-ANAL DIABETES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NEOPETS it now, but someone said WANK' MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS'KAFFIR on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGNOG is a laughing REDNECK matter. Plus there SAGGY TITS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YUKY DOODY Uncyclopedia, there are HOMO articles MALL SANTA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching QUEEF stuff. So BASTARD that means I WILL END YOU! stop getting mad at the DAMMIT first part too and PUSSYLICKER talking about the VAGINA letter that it's ARSE mocking (what ASSRAPING letter? I don't even know what SHITFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSFACE hi self POLESMOKER even made a really NIGGER good point. "It's JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS nothing more CUNTYMINTS from a head nod to a CUNT knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add BUGFUCK onto COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that MONKEY BALLS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes EMO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITFUCKER be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOODIE HEAD hilarious. If you JERRY Want facts, go on MOCCASINS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE be offended, don't read FUCK YOU the freaking GARBAGE DAY! article anyway.

WOP DICKHEAD BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS CUNTRAG DOUCHING BASTARD SHITFUCKER DAMN HELL

QUEEF WIENER ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB SHITTY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITMOUSE YOUR MOM FUCKHEAD DICK TITS FRIG [EXPLETIVE] BIGNOSE I WILL END YOU! PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK WANKER COCKSMOKER HELL HADJI FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! FIRECROTCH DICK TITS BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS CHOAD KISSER PEDOPHILIA PECKERHEAD YOU WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY PRICK HOT GRITS DICKFACE ASSHAT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DIRTY SANCHEZ BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DUMBASS GANGBANG CHENEY MALARKY BUGFUCK PRICK GRIS FELLATIO BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! TACO OH SHI– VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFUCKER FUCKING RECTUM RAIDER SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKHEAD BITCH DOUCHETITS POLESMOKER SHIT SCROTUM CRACKER VAGINA BITCH DICKLICK BULLSHIT DAMN IT MASTURBATION DONGSHOVER FLYING RAT'S ASS CRACKER GOAT DICK BOB SAGET DOT HEAD SCUMBAG POTTYMOUTH WINDOWS VISTA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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HONKY TITS SHITE NICARAGUA PRICK ASS lowercase CUNTYMINTS SPIC FUCK OFF HELL FUCKFACE CRAP ON A STICK PAKI BOLLOCKS HAIL SATAN! TOWELHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER BORDER HOPPER NIGNOG CHINA IS CAPITALIST SMEG PISS MICK PIECE OF SHIT TITTYWANK EXTRA LONG PENIS DOUCHING DICK RAT'S ASS SEX POMMIE SOD YID CUNT ORGASM PUSSYLICKER BASTARD GOD DAMN SEMEN PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER GARBAGE DAY! BUGGER ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU 1984 FUCK OFF COCKSHITTER SHITSLIDE SHITE VAGINA COCK INBRED HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS LENS CRAFTERS COCK TURD ASSHAT BITCH ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA HIGH WAGES DONKEY DICK RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIGNOG COCKSHITTER [Insert silly non-swear here] FLYING RAT'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHRISTHUMPER DAMN FUCKHEAD WANK SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE suck my mothers PORCH MONKEY DOUCHING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK QUEEF CHENEY ASSFACE YOU WANKER NIGGER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE SCUMBUCKET MARY WHITEHOUSE JAP WANK FUCKTARD MACACA ASSFACE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! 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AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FENCE JUMPER WIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT CROTCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RAPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GRINGO ASS LICKER BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WHITE RIGHTS WHORE HOT GRITS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WANKSPLAT WALRUS SHIT MASTURBATION SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FROG SHIT SHITHEAD YUKY DOODY ROSIE O'DONNELL JOHN SMILEY FACE DELICIOUS CAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE D'OH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUKKAKE YOGHURT CANNON JERK OFF FUCK BULLSHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK BASTARD NAZI SUCK A BIG DICK SAGGY TITS DAMN GRINGO WHORE KAFFIR CRAPFUCKER DAMNATION HEIL HITLER! BEAVER FUCKSTAIN PUSSY BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKSTAIN JAP HELL ANAL NAZI DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE POTTYMOUTH O KURWA! AAAAAAAAA! KIKE MOTHERFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES CUNT CRAPPER CUNT DOUCHING SHITE MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS CHAV RAT'S ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE TITS & DICKS ASS ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING FROG SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNTYMINTS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER EARS OF CHRIST INJUN FUCKFACE PENIS ON A STICK TURD HADJI DICK EMO FUCK PEDOPHILIA WANKER COCK BORDER HOPPER POLESMOKER SHITSKIN SON OF A BITCH BOOBS DUMBASS MILF GOOK JESSE McCARTNEY TACO SOD OFF FLYING FUCK CHOAD LOLCAT CRACKER POMMIE ANUSCAKE DOUCHE CUNT CRAPPER FRIG BUKKAKE 666 SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE ASS LET'S SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT BUGFUCK BASTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT KRAUT GOD DAMN MOCKIE FUCK OFF BITCH HOMO FUCKSTAIN FUCK DAMNATION SHITSLINGING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA [Insert silly non-swear here] WANK HUEY P. NEWTON GO HOME AND DIE BITCH HONKY ARSEBADGERS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD MALARKY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SAND NIGGER BASTARD GIVING HEAD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY SAGGY TITS ASS LICKER HITLER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SCUMBUCKET TITS & DICKS CRAPMUNCHER PISS OFF GREASER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BELLEND TITMOUSE YOU WANKER ASS BUKKAKE ASSCRACK BULLSHIT YOUR MOM CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT BIG FOOT DYKE SOD CRAP SCROTUM PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKWIT PIG SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT NIGGER TITS PIECE OF SHIT CUNT POMMIE TACO CRAP DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLACK SHITCOCK ASS ASS DIPSHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER TIT SPRINKLES SHIT CHENEY suck my mothers BITCH CHINK BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT TACO HELL FLYING FUCK WANK ASSFACE FUCKWIT DICK IN A BOX MONKEY SHIT DOUCHE NAZI BEAVER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT BELLEND COCK SHITSKIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWO-INCH PENIS AMERICA ONLINE PUSSYLICKER MALL SANTA REDNECK ANAL BOLLOCKS RAT'S ASS DOODIE HEAD FUCK JOHN ELWAY GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN HOMO TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER ASS ASS ASSHOLE FAG SHITHEAD FUCK YOU NIGNOG PENIS ON A STICK SCUMBUCKET PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN THONG TASTER WANK FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ARSEBADGERS FRIG SON OF A BITCH KAFFIR BITCH CRAP BULLSHIT VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCK PENIS ON A STICK LOLCAT JIZZ SHITE HO SHIT FUCK NUGGET TIMBER NIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE EXTRA LONG PENIS DOUCHE NAZI BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT CROTCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SPANK THE MONKEY SAND NIGGER YID BASTARD CHINK OPINION POWERSHIT NIPPLES GOD DAMN SHIT DOG FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRITZ DICK CHUFF FUCK OFF PISS BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT DOT HEAD BALLS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST FUCKING DICKHEAD ASS ASSWIPE SPIC SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CARPET MUNCHER SCUMBAG ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MALL SANTA PENIS FAGGOT POMMIE CHRISTHUMPER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GREASER TAMPONS DUMBASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN BELGIUM SUCK MY DICK NEGRO PORCUPINE'S BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK SHITE SOD OFF WOP I'LL RAPE YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BANGKOK BITCH D'OH JUNGLE BUNNY JIZZ FUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICK HADJI SEX CRAP ON A STICK GANGBANG FELCHING ASS PEARL NECKLACE TURD MASTURBATION BOLLOCKS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM VAGINA BASTARD FENCE JUMPER ASSHOLE NIGGER ASS SHITFUCKER ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY CUNT CRAPPY HOMO PISS NECROPHILIA WANK CLIT BITCH ASSRAPING EPIDIDYMIS SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S ASS YOUR MOM SCROTUM ASS AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! QUEEF GRAPE PENIS ASSWIPE DONGSHOVER SUGARTITS CUNT NECROPHILIA FIRECROTCH SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL ASS SHIT REDNECK FUCK NAZI SCUMBUCKET ASSFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLSHIT CONDOMS INJUN GENITALIA SMEG FRIG ASSHAT YUKY DOODY EMO CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS suck my mothers GRINGO BLUMPKIN DOG SHIT FUCK PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN BUGGER SUCK MY DICK MASTURBATION IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WILLY WONKA LAKE TITICACA PISS OFF MY ASS SCROTUM FAG WANK DICK HITLER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING BUTTFUCKER FUCK FUCKWIT FUCK OFF CRAPPY FUCK JOHNNY SHIT DICKFACE BITCH CUM FUCKHEAD PISS OFF BULLCRAP TIMBER NIGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VAGINA FUCKFACE TOSSER FELLATIO MARCH OF FLAMES FELLATIO SEX DAMN IT DOG FUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HOMO CRAPMUNCHER NORTH KOREA POLAK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD TITS & DICKS SMEG HOLY DUMB FUCK SAND NIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUTT PIRATE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITE FUCKSTAIN O KURWA! JACK OFF NIGGER TITMOUSE CHIGGER ASS FASCIST LIMEY SHUT UP, MEG! COMMUNIST DILDO BLUE PENIS! BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT GRINGO SCUMBAG DYKE PISS OFF SHIT FRED PHELPS ASSHAT RAT'S COCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITHEAD DIPSHIT SPUNK POTTYMOUTH MONKEY SHIT CHICKEN SHIT JERRY CLEMEN FELLATIO WOP PISSHOLE MARGARET THATCHER ASSWIPE BITCH TOWELHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHICKEN SHIT COCK BUKKAKE CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK JERRY FUCKHEAD SHITE PISS OFF ASSFACE PISS FELLATIO TITS PISS OFF TOWELHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN JACKASS GRINGO SON OF A BITCH TITMOUSE EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLSHIT CHINK DAMN IT CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FIST FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE ASS PENISFUCK ASSHOLE JERK OFF WANK POLACK PEDOPHILIA PENIS ON A STICK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK OFF CHOAD FAGGOT WARNER MUSIC GROUP I CAN AFFORD FOOD ORGASM ARSE PISS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CUNNILINGUS HO NECROPHILIA SUGAR NIGGER ARSE FELLATIO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PENIS ON A STICK ARSE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMMIT ABO COCK DOUCHEBAG SPANK THE MONKEY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELCHMONKEY TITTIES GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD PENISPENISPENIS!!! DOUCHE RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER PEACEFUL SHITTY SOD OFF BASTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS VAGINA DICKHEAD ANAL DIABETES ASSBANDIT FUCKSTAIN POMMIE FENCE JUMPER GYPSY FUCKING SOD OFF BASTARD BOOBS BASTARD BIRD SHIT DAGO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE POMMIE BITCH SHIT DICKLICK CHIGGER HIGH WAGES WEHATEMARIO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT PISSHOLE BRITNEY SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKSUCKER PRICK GOD DAMMIT GRINGO [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICK FUCKBAG CUNT HEIL HITLER! SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITBALLS HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER CUNT DAMN PISS OFF SHIT RAGHEAD PIG GOD DAMMIT DOG FUCKER SHITFACE I WILL KILL YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DILDO BITCH NIGGER TITS CC PLZ YOUR MOM CHIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS COCKGOBLIN DICK TURD RAT'S ASS DICK TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITSLINGING POLESMOKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT POLACK CAMEL JOCKEY HENTAI BRITNEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUM TACO SUCK MY DICK VAGINA FUCKING BASEBALL COCKSTUFFER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD ARSE SHITCOCK PISS DIPSHIT WINDOWS VISTA SHITE GENITALIA HADJI CHOAD GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE DICK NIGNOG GREASER CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKING CRAP ON A STICK MARCH OF FLAMES BALL SACK PISS OFF MY ASS DICKHEAD NAZI SHITFACE BALL SACK BELGIUM FIRECROTCH BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE SHITSLINGING TITTIES FUCKWIT GENITALIA BUTT-HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITFACE PENISFUCK RAPE BRITNEY BONG SHIT CUM RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK FELLATIO CUNTSWILLING WANKER CLIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS and with the SHIT and his TITMOUSE of girraffes in which ASSHAT while reading about CUNTSWILLING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SCUMBAG