Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOD DAMMIT'FUCKHEAD'DAMN'DUNE COON'CUNT'PISS'MOLDY TITS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or QUEEF neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITMOUSE, sudden ASSFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOP or SHITHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ROSIE O'DONNELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRITZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIPPLES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE BUNG-HOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKGOBLIN utterFUCKance of socially DAMN IT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HO television programs to address SON OF A BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

GENITALIA Tourette's is BOYCOTT VIACOM! not to be URINE-GARGLING confused with DOUCHE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS ARTIST random SHITHEAD disorientation, culturally-HELLFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGNOG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POMMIE language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT DOG SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GANGBANG souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES BATHING SUIT AREA garbage.

Darnit.

A JAP Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The BITCH Tourette's TITTIES Research Institute was PENIS ON A STICK founded to COON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WARNER MUSIC GROUP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RUSTY TROMBONE article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TITTYWANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers DICKLICK swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the SHITHEAD bad side of a terrible CUNT CRAPPER thing.
• The main RAT'S COCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSRAPING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small [Insert silly non-swear here] knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHICKEN SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JERK OFF school for DUNE COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ORGASM sufferers to become DILDO manically depressed and ASSCRACK commit CHINK suicide.
• There is no INBRED cure, and the NEOPETS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOOBIES tics often have adverse CUNTRAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCUMBUCKET perodol" which caused my entire BOOBIES body to go CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT numb and FUCKFUCKFUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITFUCKER it is without the CRAPMUNCHER drug.

I am an active member of a SEMEN tourette syndrome BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS the DICKWAD public view of Tourettes as a "PRICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOT HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOD DAMN sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your POOPY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLIT this that really CUNT LAPPER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SUCK MY DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNTBUCKET, and making fun of a BULLCRAP horrible disorder is (not) HO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ANUSCAKE time.

Best POLAK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PUNANI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. WANKER Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The ASSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can DOG SHIT punch him if you COCKSTUFFER want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SCUMBAG saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my DICKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITMOUSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNTSWILLING and ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INBRED music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HADJI BAND WITH 4 PORCH MONKEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FELLATIO HORSE! TITMOUSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITMOUSE'S HOUSE

How COCK to DICKFACE cure CRAPMUNCHER the TWAT Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment suck my mothers for SHIT Tourette's FUCK YOU Syndrome ASS is TAMPON IN MY ASS following ALEX TREBEK these DICKFACE rules SLITTY EYES in YID order:

• 1: Avoid TESTICLE CHOKE immature FUCK A DUCK little SCROTUM kids,
• 2: Count to ARSE within TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 10 PISSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN nor MALARKY talk,
• 4: Tell BALLS yourself you RAT'S COCK don't GOD BLESS AMERICA have NAZI this BAD MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK EMO WITH NASTY BIRD SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITMOUSE last straw JAP!

I fucking put SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' my comment at the TOP OF THE CAMEL FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHAKOPEE the TOP OF DONKEY DICK THIS WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS OFF offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CLEMEN people who try FLYING FUCK to battle DOUCHING'TWAT that tight-ass BUGFUCK 17-year-GOD DAMMIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHINK it now, but someone said GRAPE PENIS' HITLER BUGGER OFF'DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TURD is a laughing BOOBS matter. Plus there NAZI was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are YOU WANKER articles PUSSY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLEMEN stuff. So RAPE that means BUTTFUCKER stop getting mad at the BUTTFUCKER first part too and STRAWBERRY ASS talking about the URINE-GARGLING letter that it's BEANER mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what FUCKING the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAT'S ASS hi self CROTCH even made a really SHITFUCKER good point. "It's FLYING FUCK nothing more CAMEL JOCKEY from a head nod to a RUSTY TROMBONE knee tick". FELLATIO. Which I'll add WANK onto CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRITZ suffer that SHITTY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIPPLES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKWIT be, because if I were a JUNGLE BUNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT hilarious. If you SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Want facts, go on DICKFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NEGRO be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking GARBAGE DAY! article anyway.

SHITFACE WEHATEMARIO FUCKER PISS OFF I WILL KILL YOU! LET'S SHIT TITS & DICKS BASTARD OSTRICH MY ASS MACACA

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SHIT ASSWIPE HITLER SHIT DUMBASS HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ALEX TREBEK DICKHEAD JACKASS CUNT ASSWIPE MOCKIE INBRED SHITHEAD WANK BIRD SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMMIT FEWMETS PISS OFF SHITHEAD DICK TITS NIGGER NECROPHILIA PENISFUCK DAMN IT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT TITS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIPSHIT KNOBJOCKEY FROG BOB SAGET TWAT BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY FLYING FUCK DYKE HELLFIRE COCK WANKER SUGARTITS FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT ANUSCAKE PISSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT BRITNEY ASSHOLE CC PLZ NAZI TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASS JACKASS SHIT CONDOMS ASSFACE FELCHING NIGNOG DUNE COON AUTOFELLATIO HENTAI SEX FUCKFACE RUSKIE PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD PORCH MONKEY SHITCUNTING ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER DIPSHIT FUCK YOU FELLATIO FIST FUCK FRITZ BLUE PENIS! 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TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN SPUNK DICK BIRD SHIT DOG FUCKER BOOBIES POWERSHIT ASSHOLE DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO PISS O CANADA TWAT SHITSLINGING NIGGER TITS RAT'S ASS ASS PUSSY TITS BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers DICKLICK MASTURBATION TWAT BUKKAKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VENEREAL DISEASE ASS MOTHERFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE BASTARD POLESMOKER CUNNILINGUS FAG WANKSPLAT O CANADA ASS MOCCASINS PENIS GOD DAMMIT SHITTY GOOK POLESMOKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE URINE-GARGLING DOUCHE NAZI BOOBIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GENITALIA ASSCRACK BONER BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA SHITCUNTING MONKEY SHIT POWERSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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ASSFACE CUNTRAG BOOBS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FOUR-EYES ASS BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKFACE CRAPPY GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD BOLLOCKS JERK OFF WANKER CUNT YID ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN FUCKFACE ASS FUCK OFF MOCCASINS MOCKIE OH SHI– WARNER MUSIC GROUP FIST FUCK BALL SACK WETBACK FUCKING BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSCRACK PISS CONAN O'BRIAN URINE-GARGLING DUMBASS CROTCH PENIS BLUMPKIN MAMA MIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK ARSE HITLER DILDO DUNE COON AUTOFELLATIO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEX JOHN ELWAY CUNT DICKFACE NIGGER BULLSHIT TITS ASS COCKSMOKER DOUCHEBAG ORGASM SHITSKIN PISSHOLE DOUCHING BULLSHIT FUCKWIT CHIGGER suck my mothers NECROPHILIA CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A CUNT SEMPRINI BITCH ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA SEMEN SALISBURY FELLATIO ASS LICKER SHITFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE CONAN O'BRIAN DICKFACE HO HOMO BULLCRAP BUGFUCK FOUR-EYES D'OH BITCH SHAKOPEE TITWANK FUCK FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD SEMPRINI BLOWJOB GENITALIA MALL SANTA POLAK FELCHMONKEY DOT HEAD SHIT BASTARD ASS BALLS HOMO BASTARD BALLS ARSE DELICIOUS CAKE TOWELHEAD SCUMBUCKET CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SNUFF PORN YOU WANKER REDNECK SUCK MY COCK YID HELL BUGFUCK BUTT PIRATE TITS POMMIE LET'S SHIT DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU NIGNOG BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ARSE SHITHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WIENER VENEREAL DISEASE LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK BALL SACK INBRED FROG SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HOT GRITS BULLSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSLIDE PISS FENCE JUMPER BALLS 666 YOU WANKER BUGGER RAT'S ASS CHAV POLAK FLYING RAT'S ASS COON JACKASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT CLEMEN FUCK REDNECK CHOAD PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE DICKHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPFUCKER DAMMIT ASSHAT FELCHING FUCKING BASEBALL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EPIDIDYMIS SHITBALLS BULLSHIT CENSORSHIP JUSTIN BIEBER DARTH VADER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SOD FUCK OFF DAMMIT SHITPISSER FRIG POOPY PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS MALL SANTA JOHN SMILEY FACE SHUT UP, MEG! ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHITTY WOP MOTHERFUCKER SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MONKEY SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE GIVING HEAD SHITE WHORE DONKEY DICK FUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PAKI and with the STEVE BALLMER and his AUTOFELLATIO of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about JAP!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SCRATCH! GROUNDER!