Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOG FUCKER'BALL SACK'BASTARD'SHITTY'CLUSTERFUCK'SHAKOPEE'PAKI Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WHORE look at the FUCKFACE talk page of this VAGINA article for notes or discussion before FUCKING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITSLINGING neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SMEG, sudden NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SUCK A BIG DICK or MOTHERFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOB SAGET way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOLDY TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SOD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JENKEM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHAT utterFUCKance of socially HELL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCROTUM television programs to address FUDGEPACKER Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKFACE Tourette's is SHIT not to be WANKSPLAT confused with SHITHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BLUE PENIS! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISSHOLE random DYKE disorientation, culturally-MONKEY BALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JESSE McCARTNEY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELL language, CUNTSWILLING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VENEREAL DISEASE MILF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! souvenir shoppes and massive MARGARET THATCHER quantities CHINK of ANAL DIABETES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKSUCKER Polite Note to the FUCKWIT Author:

The FUCK Tourette's FUCK YOU Research Institute was SUCK MY DICK founded to DAMN IT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FOUR-EYES article SOD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITTY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITTY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NECROPHILIA Tourrette's sufferers I DON'T HAVE AIDS swear. You can CONAN O'BRIAN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU WANKER TV, for always focusing on the NAZI bad side of a terrible MOZILLA FIREFOX thing.
• The main BLISTERING BARNACLES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS LICKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANKSPLAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WETBACK knee FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOG SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LICK PUSSY

school for SEX something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN IT sufferers to become SCUMBAG manically depressed and JENKEM commit PENIS suicide.

• There is no GOBSHITE cure, and the HORSE SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING RAT'S ASS tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna suck my mothers perodol" which caused my entire HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS body to go WOMEN'S RIGHTS numb and FELCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than JUNGLE BUNNY it is without the PEDOPHILIA drug.

I am an active member of a SPANK THE MONKEY tourette syndrome FELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the COON public view of Tourettes as a "FAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITS & DICKS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GENITALIA sorry for BOB SAGET "hi-jacking" your WOMEN'S RIGHTS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FROG'S FAT ASS this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a CLIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MILF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBIES, and making fun of a SEMEN horrible disorder is (not) CAMEL FUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOLY DUMB FUCK time.

Best DICKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BORDER HOPPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing PORTUGAL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. BALL SACK Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FUCKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can BASTARD punch him if you SIGMUND FREUD want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my SCUMBUCKET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SMEG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JUNGLE BUNNY and SPUNK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WOODPECKERSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MONKEY SHIT HORSE! SMEG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SMEG'S HOUSE

How CUNTBUCKET to CARPET MUNCHER cure FUCKING A the AMERICA ONLINE Tourette's MONKEY BALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DONGSHOVER for YOU WANKER Tourette's WILLY WONKA Syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU is DICKWAD following BUTT-HOLE these SON OF A BITCH rules BEANER in TITS order:

• 1: Avoid TIMBER NIGGER immature GOD DAMMIT little FEMADOM kids,
• 2: Count to ASSCRACK within ARSE 10 KAFFIRseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE nor WIENER talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you RUSTY TROMBONE don't BIGNOSE have HOSER this BIRD IN THE HOUSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BALLS WITH NASTY TITTYWANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLEMEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SMEG last straw ASSHAT!

I fucking put FUCKFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE SAND NIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WIKIPEDIA the TOP OF DUMBASS THIS I'LL RAPE YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JAP offensive. JUNGLE BUNNY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try WANKSPLAT to battle TWAT'FUCKTARD that tight-ass FUCKWIT 17-year-SEMEN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKTARD it now, but someone said SOD' LICK PUSSY BOOBS'CHOAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POMMIE is a laughing SHITFUCKER matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING BASEBALL Uncyclopedia, there are SHITBALLS articles FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So DICKLICK that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the FUCKSTAIN first part too and BITCH talking about the RAGHEAD letter that it's PORCH MONKEY mocking (what SHITFACE letter? I don't even know what DOUCHETITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian AUTOFELLATIO hi self SHITE even made a really HELL good point. "It's FUCKING nothing more PISS ARTIST from a head nod to a MOZILLA FIREFOX knee tick". FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD. Which I'll add WINDOWS VISTA onto HELL saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BEANER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I'LL RAPE YOU be, because if I were a DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article O CANADA hilarious. If you SCROTUM Want facts, go on FROG'S FAT ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA be offended, don't read PISS OFF the freaking WALRUS SHIT article anyway.

ART METAL PRODUCTS BALL SACK FROG ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER BONER ASS

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COMMUNIST DILDO RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE MOCKIE RUSTY TROMBONE VAGINA TITS BUTTFUCKER GIVING HEAD PISS OFF CLEMEN MOCKIE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKTARD FIRECROTCH FUCK MONKEY SHIT BUTTFUCKER CROTCH OH SHI– TWAT FUCKING DAMN CHIGGER DOT HEAD SHITSLIDE NEGRO ASSWIPE SEX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHITE O CANADA RAT'S COCK DUNE COON BOOBIES GREASER SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITTIES I'LL RAPE YOU BIGNOSE INJUN RAT'S COCK VANDAL YID COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT LOLCAT POLAK BULLSHIT WIENER PEARL NECKLACE PEDOPHILIA DICK BITCH MICK CUM HELL PISS NIGGER TITS POLAK DILDO VENEREAL DISEASE ORGASM CLIT NAZI SLOPE FRIG FUCKING LOLLIPOPS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MICK FUCKER COCKSUCKER FUCK FELLATIO SHITHEAD ASSHAT CHIGGER BOOBIES PISS ARTIST PRICK BOOBS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO ARSE SHITFACE ASS FASCIST COON MACACA HOSER SHIT DIPSHIT MICK DICKFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKER FRIG BITCH JOHNNY BONER MR WINKLER IS GAY DEVELOPERS! 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EPIDIDYMIS ASSFACE SOD WANKER BITCH PRICK EMO PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER FUCKER FIST FUCK YUKY DOODY CUNTRAG ARSE CLIT SHITHEAD ARSE WANK DYKE FUCKING KAFFIR FUCKWIT WANK MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK HONKY COCKSHITTER SECOND BALLS DUMBASS ALEX TREBEK CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS POLESMOKER DAMN FRENCH TICKLER STEVE BALLMER GYPSY TOSSER BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE PISS BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG BOOBS SHITCOCK ABO CHICKEN SHIT ASS ASSHOLE ASS FUCKHEAD CC PLZ FAG INBRED SHITE CUNNILINGUS JACK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK BANGKOK POMMIE RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD PISS OFF POMMIE RAT'S ASS BALLS GOD BLESS AMERICA DAMMIT COCKGOBLIN SHITCOCK COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITE ASSFACE COON PUSSY GOD DAMMIT INCEST JACKASS ASS SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST HELL PRICK HORSE PENIS GOD DAMMIT BUGFUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMN BLUMPKIN ASS WANK TAFFY CRAPMUNCHER I WILL END YOU! 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PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SPUNK SOD OFF ASS POLESMOKER STEVE BALLMER DAMN PISSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHAT SEMEN PISS OFF SHITSLINGING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS POLACK HAIL SATAN! JAP FUCK O KURWA! DOUCHEBAG FUCK FUCKING JUMP! JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT LAPPER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FENCE JUMPER CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET PEEPEE YOU WANKER WANKSPLAT SHITCUNTING FUCKFACE BASTARD DARTH VADER DILDO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA BLUE PENIS! ALF SHITCUNTING BAT FUCK INSANE SHITSKIN RAT'S COCK TUBA CUNT PIGFUCKER FUCKTARD ASSWIPE FUCKFUCKFUCK FLYING FUCK SEMEN PISS DYKE DUMBASS BULLSHIT GARBAGE DAY! PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE PEEPEE FUCK YOU NEGRO COCK ASSCRACK CHINK ASS WANKSPLAT BEANER FENCE JUMPER FUCK YOU BONG BIGNOSE FUCKING CRAP ON A STICK DUNE COON TITTIES GOATSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUGFUCK DIPSHIT FUCKING NIGGER GOD DAMMIT SAGGY TITS CUNT FEMADOM DONKEY DICK GYPSY CUNTSWILLING [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] PEARL NECKLACE TAFFY SHITFACE SHIT TITS GOD DAMMIT GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS GOD DAMN DAMN IT PENIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK ANUSCAKE BUTTFUCKER SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY DYKE BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FROG'S FAT ASS [Insert swear here] FUCKER DAMMIT DICKHEAD JACKASS ARSEBADGERS BASTARD [expletive deleted] PISS OFF LAKE TITICACA MOCCASINS PIECE OF SHIT WANK WEHATEMARIO SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FUCKFACE SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CONAN O'BRIAN PIG TIMBER NIGGER DAMNATION HELL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT LIKE A HORSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DONALD RUMSFELD ASS FASCIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TESTICLE CHOKE PENIS SMEG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LET'S SHIT BALLS FUCKING BASEBALL NI BITCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PIECE OF SHIT CLIT CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD TITMOUSE DICKLICK SHITSLINGING NORTH KOREA PISS OFF MY ASS POTTYMOUTH POLACK CUNTING ASSCRACK SOD OFF FUCK ORGASM BLOWJOB CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD DAGO FUCK SHITCOCK BUTTFUCKER PISS HELL DOUCHING ASSFACE COCKGOBLIN VAGINA BRUSH MA TEETH HO BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHIT CUNT CHIGGER FUCKHEAD CUNTSWILLING BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHOLE YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS DICK TITS PENISBIRD WANK TITS HAIL SATAN! KNOBJOCKEY FUCKSTAIN WANK BIG FOOT COMMUNIST DILDO SHITCOCK YOU WANKER CONDOMS CUNT TITWANK CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE GOAT DICK SHITFUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ARSE RAT'S COCK REBECCA BLACK HUEY P. NEWTON POWERSHIT AMERICA ONLINE I'LL RAPE YOU NIGNOG HORSE SHIT AUTOFELLATIO MILF POLESMOKER TIT DIRT FUCK YOU PENISPENISPENIS!!! GANGBANG SAND NIGGER FUCKFACE COCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DILDO DAMMIT DICKLICK NIPPLES ASSRAPING MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN TITS & DICKS CUNT REDNECK MACACA SEX DAMN RANDY TRAVIS TACO RANDY TRAVIS FAG CUNT DOUCHE NAZI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CLUSTERFUCK SHIT CLUSTERFUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY SUCK MY DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK OFF ASS PEDOPHILIA TOWELHEAD JACKASS SHITFACE BOOBIES DARTH VADER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT NEGRO BALL SACK BUTT-HOLE YID CHAV JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN REDSKIN BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER SPIC CUNT ARSE RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD WANK ALF SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HONKY CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT DICK TITS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JACK OFF BALLS AAAAAAAAA! WANK GOBSHITE GOD DAMN JACKASS FUCKHEAD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI TAFFY COCK TITMOUSE BONER DICK TITS PUSSYLICKER FUCK FUCKSTAIN NEGRO HORSE SHIT FIST FUCK CUNT CRAPPER SHITBALLS SCUMBAG BENCH PRESS CHICKEN FRIES JERRY MOTHERFUCKER CUNT BLOWJOB MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITTY CUNT FUCKER WIENER BLOWJOB FUCK YOU WANKER BORDER HOPPER NECROPHILIA SHITTY OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK MOCCASINS BUKKAKE DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOG SHIT FRIG NAZI HELL FUCKER ASS KIKE SON OF A BITCH NAZI QUEEF DILDO FUCKSTAIN CHINK BOOBS POOPOO HELL BLUMPKIN FUDGEPACKER DOUCHING BASTARD MOLDY TITS BIGNOSE GARBAGE DAY! DAMN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKWIT FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BORDER HOPPER FUCKFACE BONER CUNTSWILLING FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING JUMP! BOOBS [EXPLETIVE] PISS OFF MASTURBATION TITS BASTARD BIG FOOT SPIC TWAT HOSER WARNER MUSIC GROUP SOD OFF FOUR-EYES GOD DAMN FUCKWIT EPIDIDYMIS NAZI AUTOFELLATIO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT CHOAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS BRUSH MA TEETH EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMMIT FUCKING PENIS SEX ARSEBADGERS TENTACLE RAPE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIPSHIT FUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MAMA MIA BUGFUCK BITCH FAG RAINBOWS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE MAMA MIA ARSE MICK PENIS ON A STICK WIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PEARL NECKLACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SMEG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BULLSHIT suck my mothers FELCHING FUCK OFF ASSHAT FUCK OFF JACK OFF SHITE BITCH CUNTSWILLING SUGAR SHITSLINGING CHIGGER FUCKER COCKSMOKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL POLAK BIRD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! BANGKOK DOG SHIT JACKASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCK and with the YOGHURT CANNON and his SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of girraffes in which FROG'S FAT ASS while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PENISFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUTTFUCKER