Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS'SHITE'DAMN'JOHN SMILEY FACE'MACACA'CRACKER'DOODIE HEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a LET'S SHIT look at the HOT GRITS talk page of this NIGNOG article for notes or discussion before FLYING FUCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIG neurochemical FUCK disorder ART METAL PRODUCTS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden SHITFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS or HELL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING A way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MONKEY SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCUMBAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER CHINK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICK television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

HIGH WAGES Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be ASSFACE confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENISFUCK random SHITTY disorientation, culturally-RAT'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FEMADOM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local O CANADA language, MICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLIDE FELCHING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive CRAP ON A STICK quantities EMO of ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A BALL SACK Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The SCUMBAG Tourette's SUGAR Research Institute was POOPY founded to ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article ORGASM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSCRACK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NI Tourrette's sufferers BONER swear. You can JUNGLE BUNNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame URINE-GARGLING TV, for always focusing on the SON OF A BITCH bad side of a terrible PISS UP MY ARSE thing.
• The main SACRAMENTO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are KNOBJOCKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NICARAGUA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHETITS knee FUCK YOU NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELLFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for GOAT DICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT sufferers to become FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK manically depressed and WANKER commit SHITE suicide.
• There is no VAGINA cure, and the CLUSTERFUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the AUTOFELLATIO tics often have adverse DICKHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FOREIGN CURRENCY perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go DOUCHETITS numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING FUCK it is without the TITS drug.

I am an active member of a MONKEY SHIT tourette syndrome LICK PUSSY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN IT the SHITFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "CAMEL FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUTT-FOR-BRAINS sorry for MOCKIE "hi-jacking" your FIST FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INCEST this that really WANKSPLAT annoys me. I am working towards a WHORE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUGHNUT PUNCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a GRINGO horrible disorder is (not) RAT'S COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUCK MY COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries MEG leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. SHITFUCKER Regards to Andrew EMO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The DOUCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you RECTUM RAIDER want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSLINGING saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my NIGGER TITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKER and GRINGO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUTT PIRATE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITHEAD BAND WITH 4 TALK PAGES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKLICK HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How PUSSY to POLACK cure FUCK the RAGHEAD Tourette's PRICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HIV NEGATIVE for GOD DAMN Tourette's NAZI Syndrome DOUCHETITS is FUCKTARD following MASTURBATION these HEAVEN rules TWAT in CRAPMUNCHER order:

• 1: Avoid BANGKOK immature CUNTYMINTS little PIECE OF SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to BUTT PIRATE within WOODPECKERSHIT 10 BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GYPSY I AM CORNHOLIO! BOLLOCKS nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell INJUN yourself you STRAWBERRY ASS don't DICKLICK have WOP this ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LICK PUSSY

WITH NASTY SHITPISSER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN IT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw BUTTFUCKER!

I fucking put DOUCHEBAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE CROTCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JOHN SMILEY FACE the TOP OF GOD DAMN THIS BUKKAKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PUSSY offensive. DELICIOUS CAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JOHNNY people who try HITLER to battle ASSHAT'COCK that tight-ass DONKEY PUNCHER 17-year-ALF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUM it now, but someone said FUCK OFF' [EXPLETIVE] HOLY DUMB FUCK'BALLS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSCRACK is a laughing MAMA MIA matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAGHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are DICK articles SCROTUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So SHIT that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the CRAPMUNCHER first part too and POO POO BLOWJOB talking about the HELL letter that it's PISSHOLE mocking (what POLACK letter? I don't even know what LET'S SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITHEAD hi self ASS even made a really JUNGLE BUNNY good point. "It's FUCK NUGGET nothing more THONG TASTER from a head nod to a DAMN IT knee tick". PIG. Which I'll add DICKFACE onto I WILL KILL YOU! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YID suffer that TOSSER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JAP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a BUGGER OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SCUMBAG hilarious. If you HOMO Want facts, go on COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANK be offended, don't read NIGGER the freaking DUMBASS article anyway.

O KURWA! PISS OFF DILDO SHITFUCKER SHITCOCK ASS TENTACLE RAPE CRAPMUNCHER BULLCRAP HOMO

COCK ARSEBADGERS POMMIE RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONKEY DICK NIGGER TITS CUM TARTAR SAUCE FUCKER FUCKING YID JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE ORGASM MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! INCEST CRAP ON A STICK YOU WANKER DOUCHE TITTIES DICK TITS BITCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD INBRED DICKWAD DICKLICK AY-AY-AY BONG WIENER FUCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BOOBS TITS CUM CHUFF BEANER BITCH OH SHI– CAMEL FUCKER SLOPE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JACKASS BUTT-HEAD COCKSMOKER FUCKING JIGGABOO ARSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PASTURE DOUCHEBAG FUCK DICKFACE PEDOPHILIA INBRED ANAL FUCK NUGGET WHITE RIGHTS BUGGER OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHIGGER CHICKEN SHIT FELCHMONKEY ANAL DIABETES [EXPLETIVE] DICKLICK DICKHEAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BOOBS FUCK OH SHI– SCROTUM DAMN KAFFIR COCKSUCKER BITCH ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE SNUFF PORN RAPE JOHNNY TITWANK PAKI FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER PUSSY TITS POMMIE SOD PORCH MONKEY DONGSHOVER MICK FRED PHELPS ASSWIPE DUMBASS DICKFACE TAMPONS ANUSCAKE DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH CUNT DAGO POTTYMOUTH SHOOP DA WHOOP TWAT FAGGOT MICK SHIT BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT BUTT PIRATE SUGARTITS YOUR MOM MARGARET THATCHER TAMPONS PISS OFF FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU PECKERHEAD BOLLOCKS FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE TRANNY CHINK I AM CORNHOLIO! PENIS ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! REDNECK REBECCA BLACK SHITFACE TURD ARSEBADGERS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT FUCKING DICK I'LL RAPE YOU HELL CUNT CRAPPER PISS ARTIST FUCK CC PLZ FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIGNOG SIGMUND FREUD COCK DIPSHIT HENTAI PEARL NECKLACE BULLCRAP FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER SHITE MOCCASINS TOSSER FUCKTARD DAMN SHIT CUNT TOTAL FUCKSTAIN FUCK SHITSLIDE COLGATE PISSHOLE RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICK CAMEL JOCKEY BLUMPKIN ASSHOLE NIGNOG CHENEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITHEAD ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS GENITALIA MILF All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS PRICK SAND NIGGER DOG FUCKER FUCK FELCHING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK YOU SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PUSSY INBRED HOMO PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUGGER WANKSPLAT CRAP ON A STICK SHITTY INBRED MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER BOOBIES DONKEY DICK 666 GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A PAKI SEX FAGGOT POLAK ASSHOLE SHIT CHIGGER SUCK MY DICK CHICKEN FRIES SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSFACE FUCKTARD FUCKING A BUKKAKE WIGGER CRAP SHIT LAKE TITICACA CUNT TOWELHEAD MACACA FUCK GREASER ASSFACE SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITFACE COON CAMEL FUCKER NECROPHILIA BOYCOTT VIACOM! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CRAPMUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO PENIS BALL SACK SUCK A BIG DICK JAP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSCRACK WETBACK TWAT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISSHOLE TWAT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE POMMIE NIGNOG BULLSHIT FUCK YOU FRIG FUCKING JUMP! TITWANK SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST BALLS JACK OFF DAMN [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] MOCKIE BALL SACK FUCKHEAD NIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA GANGBANG RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB CUNTRAG WANK GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER SHIT BIGNOSE CLUSTERFUCK NORTH KOREA BASTARD DIPSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS BOOBS CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH CARPET MUNCHER NORTH KOREA WHORE CUNTBUCKET FRAK SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSHOLE STEVE BALLMER HORSE SHIT KRAUT CUNTYMINTS SEX COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BLUE PENIS! FUCK FUCKER ASSHAT YOGHURT CANNON JACKASS SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE O CANADA INCEST SHITFUCKER CUNT FUCKSTAIN FIREWALLS BUGGER OFF pen0r DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITTY HORSE SHIT PROLES BUTT PIRATE QUEEF CHIGGER SHIT TIT SPRINKLES TAMPONS OLD CHRIST OF A DAMN PORCH MONKEY POOPY MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE KNOBJOCKEY JUNGLE BUNNY FELLATIO JIZZ SCROTUM PORCUPINE'S BALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT SEMPRINI DICKLICK SHITFUCKER BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TITTYWANK HEIL HITLER! FRENCH TICKLER COCKSUCKER TRANNY CUNTYMINTS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I WILL END YOU! WHITE RIGHTS SHITE SMEG GOD DAMN DYKE PIGFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NORTH KOREA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS INBRED COCKSHITTER FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA JOHN SMILEY FACE FEMADOM ALEX TREBEK FAGGOT PISS UP MY ARSE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER TAMPONS DONKEY PUNCHER OSTRICH MY ASS DICKWAD COLGATE SHITTY COON RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY CLIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT SCROTUM SHITFACE ASSHOLE EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM I WILL END YOU! SUCK MY COCK KIKE BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER BULLSHIT ARSE JACKASS SHITFACE JIGGABOO GIVING HEAD TWAT GRIS NIGGER SCUMBUCKET pen0r WANK SHIT ALF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BASTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD INBRED FUCK OFF CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST STEVE BALLMER MACACA PENIS BUTTFUCKER SHIT FUCKER POLAK GRAPE PENIS PRICK PORCH MONKEY WANKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK SHITE PISS DUMBASS CUNT CRAPPER BALL SACK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RANDY TRAVIS FLYING RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS DAMN WINDOWS VISTA BONG JACKASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JAP FRED PHELPS CLUSTERFUCK CHINK DICKFACE DAGO BEAVER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NORTH KOREA SHITFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT CLIT SAGGY TITS CC PLZ I'LL RAPE YOU INJUN CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS OFF [expletive deleted] HENTAI GRAPE PENIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICK PUSSY GIVING HEAD HOMO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FELCHMONKEY CUNT FUCKFACE FUCKWIT COCK BOON DAMN IT CHINK PIG RAT'S ASS WETBACK TACO ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKSTAIN DILDO DOUCHE YID BASTARD HORSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF CRACKER CLIT TITWANK SHITSLINGING DOUCHE PIECE OF SHIT PECKERHEAD WIGGER TITS TOWELHEAD BASTARD CHENEY WANK MONKEY BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU COCK POLESMOKER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKHEAD TOTAL BITCH ASS AUTOFELLATIO O CANADA ASSHAT SACRAMENTO ASS SHITE WALRUS SHIT JIZZ CUNTYMINTS CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT GOD DAMN STEVE BALLMER FUCKTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PRICK FUCK A DUCK FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT BITCH TWAT PISS OFF NEOPETS JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF POO POO BLOWJOB SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISSHOLE CLIT INCEST FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS CHICKEN SHIT O CANADA ASSHOLE ORGASM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOCCASINS BASTARD PUNANI INBRED WANK BASTARD HADJI I RAPE WALRUSES! YUKY DOODY HOMO HELL POLESMOKER SCUMBUCKET BIGNOSE COCKSHITTER FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER JERK OFF NECROPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO NIPPLES TRANNY FELCHMONKEY RECTUM RAIDER BEANER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] FUCKING A DAGO BUGFUCK FELCHING DAMN YOU WANKER DAGO FROG VAGINA CC PLZ LIMEY SHIT COCKSHITTER SHITFUCKER REDSKIN RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER FUCKING FUCKWIT BLOWJOB CHICKEN SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CHENEY PISS ARTIST GOD BLESS AMERICA POO POO BLOWJOB COMMUNION WAFER SHITHEAD INBRED PISS OFF CHRISTHUMPER CRAP ON A STICK BALLS TITWANK CUM WIENER COCKSUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO DOUCHE HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RICK MORANIS BUKKAKE DAMN SEX BOB SAGET BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WANK DICK FUCK FLYING FUCK ORGASM POWERSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK JERK OFF BASTARD TURD DAMN BUGGER ANAL MILF MONKEY'S UNCLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS I'LL RAPE YOU LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS COCKSUCKER HEIL HITLER! GARBAGE DAY! BIRD SHIT SON OF A BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH ASSBANDIT GENITALIA DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS FRENCH TICKLER FUCKWIT BAT FUCK INSANE BLUE PENIS! SAND NIGGER NIGGER TITS FEWMETS LOGJAMMER SUGARTITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ANAL 666 CRACKER HORSE SHIT JACKASS PUNANI CROTCH ASSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHIGGER BOOBS BONER FUCKHEAD PISS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TWAT FUCK BLOWJOB POMMIE FRENCH TICKLER SUITCASE PENIS BITCH DONGSHOVER INBRED OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TITWANK PENIS ON A STICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCKSUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PENIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT DICK CHICKEN VENEREAL DISEASE POOPY HADJI FUCKHEAD BUDDHIST MONK CUNT CHINK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! I WILL KILL YOU! COCK WANKSPLAT TAFFY DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT FUCK OFF NIGGER CRAP TUBA FUCKTARD KIKE FUCKFACE HOSER GANGBANG PIGFUCKER DOUCHING FROG COCK PENIS ON A BUN BASTARD GOAT DICK GENITALIA MICK FEMADOM BASTARD JIZZ ASS FASCIST WANKSPLAT FUCKER REDNECK INCEST WOODPECKERSHIT GOBSHITE ASSHOLE DAMN IT TITS REDNECK ALF SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN MAMA MIA DAMN GOD DAMN FUCKWIT TITTYWANK SPUNK WANK WETBACK ANAL DIABETES BASTARD SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! AY-AY-AY WIENER FAGGOT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WALRUS SHIT FUCKWIT BOB SAGET BONER SUGARTITS YID I WILL END YOU! POLESMOKER ARSEBADGERS WANK DOUCHING ANUSCAKE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME POTTYMOUTH TOWELHEAD SHITHEAD CHIGGER GRINGO FUCKWIT QUEEF FIST FUCK [expletive deleted] JOHNNY DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK CHOAD KISSER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS DAMMIT DIPSHIT ARSE HORSE PENIS FUCK YOU TITWANK BASTARD REDNECK POTTYMOUTH SHAKOPEE PRICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CROTCH FUCK PEDOPHILIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! DEVELOPERS! FUCK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HO MOZILLA FIREFOX SCROTUM PENIS ANAL FUCKWIT DAMN FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS FEMADOM CUM SUCK MY COCK HOSER HORSE SHIT DAMNED TABERNACLE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PANCHEN LAMA DOUCHE NAZI ASSHOLE CLEMEN ALF NIGGER INBRED TITS HOMO MOTHERFUCKER BOB SAGET [Insert swear here] I WILL END YOU! HONKY ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO JACK OFF AY-AY-AY SHOOP DA WHOOP COCKSTUFFER CUNT DUMBASS BRUSH MA TEETH P'KANG ASS JUNGLE BUNNY FRAK NI BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HAIL SATAN! WANKSPLAT REBECCA BLACK DOG SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE FROG'S FAT ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER BOOBS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKFACE DOM DeLUISE TITMOUSE MAMA MIA NIGNOG PISS ARTIST BIRD IN THE HOUSE WANK SHITHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK COLGATE FLYING FUCK WHITE POWER INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY HELL BUGFUCK TIMBER NIGGER TURD HELLFUCKER ASSHOLE DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK TITTIES ALF CANDY I WILL KILL YOU! PISS OFF SHITHEAD SPIC DIRTY SANCHEZ BALLS ASS DOG SHIT SHITFACE RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHING GO HOME AND DIE FUCK CLUSTERFUCK CUNTYMINTS WANK MALL SANTA HOSER NIPPLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE SHITE JERK OFF SHITE SPUNK CRAP ON A STICK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! ORGASM CUNT CRAPPER BUTT PIRATE BITCH POMMIE ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING COCKSTUFFER NIPPLES BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUGGER BUGGER OFF COON BULLSHIT ASSHOLE SHITFACE KAFFIR MARGARET THATCHER FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHOAD FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER RAPE CHIGGER BOOBIES GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH BASTARD KIKE RAT'S COCK DICKFACE SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT DAMN IT ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELCHMONKEY SHIT EMO PISS HIGH WAGES BASTARD WIKIPEDIA CLEVELAND STEAMER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIPPLES PAGE BLANKING SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE GIVING HEAD NAZI NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCKFACE ASSWIPE ASSHAT DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT STEVE BALLMER BLUMPKIN REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT DICK TITS JACKASS SHIT DARTH VADER CUNT CHAV EMO CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD SCUMBAG BEAVER COCKSTUFFER BELLEND CUNT NIGGER TITS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD BALLS PUNANI DICK CHICKEN SACRAMENTO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BELGIUM JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMN BOB SAGET ASSWIPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FROG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT LAPPER DUMBASS DOUCHE CUNT PRICK ORGASM INBRED GREASER GRAPE PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JAP and with the ASSWIPE and his QUEEF of girraffes in which BUTT PIRATE while reading about SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NI also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUGHNUT PUNCHER