Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITHEAD'BLUE PENIS!'DICK'[Insert silly non-swear here]'TWISTY VAGINA'DICKHEAD'NEGRO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIRECROTCH, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MONKEY SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HYPERINFLATION by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKWIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTRAG utterFUCKance of socially LAKE TITICACA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VAGINA television programs to address TOTAL Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD Tourette's is SEMEN not to be SHIT confused with PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKWIT random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth [expletive deleted] outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCUMBAG language, PENISFUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHENEY MONKEY SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GRIS souvenir shoppes and massive INJUN quantities FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES CUNNILINGUS garbage.

Darnit.

A [Insert swear here] Polite Note to the O CANADA Author:

The AUTOFELLATIO Tourette's BOOBS Research Institute was FELCHMONKEY founded to BUTT-HOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article BEAVER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITSLINGING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITSLINGING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMN IT Tourrette's sufferers GOATSE swear. You can POOPY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FEWMETS TV, for always focusing on the SHITCOCK bad side of a terrible INJUN thing.
• The main NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHAKOPEE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HELL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small LOGJAMMER knee FUCKING A NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONKEY DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITTY school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMMIT sufferers to become NAZI manically depressed and CHOAD commit ASS suicide.
• There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the RAT'S COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACKASS SHIT tics often have adverse JOHNNY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CLUSTERFUCK perodol" which caused my entire QUEEF body to go POTTYMOUTH numb and POOPY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKFACE it is without the KIKE drug.

I am an active member of a NEGRO tourette syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the WIENER public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SCUMBAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITS sorry for FUCKHEAD "hi-jacking" your I RAPE WALRUSES! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHOLE this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a NIGNOG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VANDAL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FEMADOM, and making fun of a DUMBASS horrible disorder is (not) GANGBANG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWAT time.

Best NI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. DUMBASS Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The DILDO bastard who wrote this article. You can GENITALIA punch him if you WHORE want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKLICK saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my ASSCRACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FIRECROTCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSRAPING and FUCKSTAIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BOLLOCKS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGGER BAND WITH 4 BUTTFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE! FIRECROTCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FIRECROTCH'S HOUSE

How DICK to HO cure GOATSE the YOU Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LET'S SHIT for VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's URINE-GARGLING Syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ is FUCKING following BUTT-HOLE these OH SHI– rules HELL in KAFFIR order:

• 1: Avoid BASTARD immature SMEG little TOWELHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to FAGGOT within FUCK 10 GRINGOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUGGER OFF LIMEY CUNTBUCKET nor ASSHOLE talk,
• 4: Tell MALL SANTA yourself you CUNT don't SONNY BILL WILLIAMS have SCROTUM this BOOBS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY SHITFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TURD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FIRECROTCH last straw CUNT!

I fucking put PIG' my comment at the TOP OF THE JACKASS SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PENIS the TOP OF HOMO THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be KIKE offensive. GIVING HEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INBRED people who try LAKE TITICACA to battle FRIG'INBRED that tight-ass WIENER 17-year-BULLSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS it now, but someone said NIGGER' CUNT FUCK YOU'FUCK YOU on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOBSHITE is a laughing CLEVELAND STEAMER matter. Plus there NAZI was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING stuff. So BUGFUCK that means TAMPONS stop getting mad at the DOUCHETITS first part too and JIGGABOO talking about the DICKHEAD letter that it's ABO mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what CHOAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian COLGATE hi self SCROTUM even made a really ASSHAT good point. "It's DOUCHE nothing more KIDDY FIDDLER from a head nod to a BULLSHIT knee tick". ASSHAT. Which I'll add ASSWIPE onto YOU WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING JUMP! suffer that SHITHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK CHICKEN be, because if I were a GANGBANG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS FASCIST hilarious. If you GOD DAMMIT Want facts, go on TAMPON IN MY ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITCUNTING be offended, don't read FROG the freaking BUTTFUCKER article anyway.

FUCK OFF TITS PEARL NECKLACE JIGGABOO MONKEY SHIT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CUNT SHITFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN P'KANG

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RAT'S COCK GOAT DICK lowercase JOHN ELWAY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NECROPHILIA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKFACE YOUR MOM JOY SHAKOPEE SHITE TAFFY INBRED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT CUNTBUCKET RAGHEAD PUSSY HAPPINESS MOTHERFUCKER HO SCUMBAG SHITCUNTING PRICK SHIT CHRISTMAS TREES AUTOFELLATIO HAIL SATAN! DICK MOCCASINS TITWANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT PIG CRAP TITS & DICKS ASS TWISTY VAGINA FROG DICKHEAD RICK MORANIS SHITFUCKER DICK HELL CHUFF DAMN YID JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOAT DICK HELLFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS OFF MY ASS TWAT SHITSLINGING PIGFUCKER ASS DARTH VADER DONKEY PUNCHER BUGFUCK MELAMINE I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK SHITE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMNATION FUCKFACE FENCE JUMPER HELL DONKEY DICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR KAFFIR COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMMIT FUCKFUCKFUCK DIPSHIT FUCK YOU FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SHIT GANGBANG VAGINA PISS ARTIST DAGO BIG FOOT CONAN O'BRIAN BOLLOCKS FUCKER GRAPE PENIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SON OF A BITCH FUCK TOTAL FUCKWIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBIES TWAT YOU SUCK BALLS DOUCHING CUNT ARSE ASSFACE TITMOUSE ARSE HELL BUKKAKE RAT'S COCK WANK SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS HELL YID CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST ANUSCAKE TITS & DICKS NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST SHITFUCKER CUNT CRAPMUNCHER AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD YID pen0r NIPPLES TAMPONS PISSHOLE DOUCHEBAG SLOPE SHITTY ASSHAT FUCK ANUSCAKE MONKEY SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHRISTHUMPER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE FRED PHELPS CHINK NECROPHILIA CHING CHONG CHINK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE FEMADOM SLOPE SHITSLINGING FUCK INCEST FUCK PENIS TWAT SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE POWERSHIT FUCKWIT VAGINA JERK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT POMMIE GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD ASSWIPE TRANNY GO HOME AND DIE PEDOPHILIA SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOG SHIT PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK CRACKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HOMO BITCH PRICK PISS ARTIST FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER TUBA ARSEBADGERS COMMUNIST DILDO YOUR MOM SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK I DON'T HAVE AIDS CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS WANK BITCH BALLS ORGASM RAT'S ASS TIMBER NIGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFACE BLOWJOB SEMPRINI CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DAMN pen0r FUCK CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE O CANADA WIGGER FAG GOD DAMN JIZZ FUCKFACE PRICK PORCH MONKEY SHITTY FLAMING ASS BADGER RAGHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS COCKSMOKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BULLCRAP TAMPONS WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHOAD DICKWAD COON ASSHAT JIZZ DOUCHE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS FROG FUCKFACE [EXPLETIVE] CRAP MOCKIE SCUMBAG RAGHEAD EPIDIDYMIS FLYING FUCK OH SHI– ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMMIT BUGGER OFF YOU WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKTARD BULLSHIT HELL MICK SHITSLINGING DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMNATION and with the DAMN and his RUSTY TROMBONE of girraffes in which DONKEY DICK while reading about SCRATCH! GROUNDER!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MARY WHITEHOUSE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK YOU