Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PUNANI'KNOBJOCKEY'ASS'DILDO'CHAV'FUCK OFF'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or I WILL END YOU! neurochemical FUCK disorder COCKSUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DOODIE HEAD, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFUCKER or REDNECK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITSLINGING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BASTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BULLSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNTING ASSCRACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTT PIRATE FRED PHELPS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKFACE utterFUCKance of socially CHOAD KISSER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I LIKE SCHOOL television programs to address JERK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

TWISTY VAGINA Tourette's is REDSKIN not to be BIG FOOT confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS ARTIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOT GRITS random SHITFACE disorientation, culturally-FUCKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FIST FUCK language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELL CHUFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive CUNNILINGUS quantities HORSE PENIS of ANAL DIABETES BENCH PRESS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKWIT Polite Note to the POLACK Author:

The POLAK Tourette's TITTYWANK Research Institute was CHENEY founded to HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HORSE SHIT article ASSCRACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ORGASM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LOGJAMMER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MAMA MIA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TRANNY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CRACKER Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can BIRD IN THE HOUSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS OFF TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main BALL SACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRENCH TICKLER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee ABO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is STEVE BALLMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRAP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SCROTUM school for NEGRO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAT'S ASS sufferers to become CUNTRAG manically depressed and ASSCRACK commit WIKIPEDIA suicide.
• There is no POMMIE cure, and the RAGHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the HOLY DUMB FUCK tics often have adverse RAGHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COON perodol" which caused my entire PIGFUCKER body to go KRAUT numb and THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL tourette syndrome SAND NIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FENCE JUMPER the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "PIECE OF SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GO COUNT YOUR DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING FUCK sorry for ASSBANDIT "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUNG-HOLE this that really INJUN annoys me. I am working towards a TITTYWANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCROTUM, and making fun of a EPIDIDYMIS horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BENCH PRESS time.

Best RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew HORSE SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! bastard who wrote this article. You can CONDOMS punch him if you MALARKY want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSWIPE saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my HELLFIRE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DOODIE HEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GYPSY and WANKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CLUSTERFUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HORSE PENIS BAND WITH 4 SHITFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! DOODIE HEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DOODIE HEAD'S HOUSE

How RAT'S COCK to DONALD RUMSFELD cure SHITSLINGING the BUTTFUCKER Tourette's JIGGABOO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOOK for SHITSLINGING Tourette's PIECE OF SHIT Syndrome JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST is HELLFUCKER following OLD CHRIST OF A these COCKING FUCKBOROUGH rules LIKE FATHER LIKE SON in ASSWIPE order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT little MICK kids,
• 2: Count to FROG within FUCK YOU 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SEMEN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKLICK nor SHITSLINGING talk,
• 4: Tell CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM yourself you ASSCRACK don't CUNTING ASSCRACK have MALARKY this HI, BILLY MAYS HERE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LENS CRAFTERS WITH NASTY SAND NIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SON OF A BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DOODIE HEAD last straw DIPSHIT!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JAP the TOP OF GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS THIS JACKASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SUCK MY DICK offensive. I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try JACKASS SHIT to battle WANKSPLAT'RICK MORANIS that tight-ass BOB SAGET 17-year-BUTTFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said CUNT' FUCK JACKASS SHIT'FRITZ on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHING is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there VAGINA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FAGGOT Uncyclopedia, there are TAMPONS articles CROTCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAT'S COCK stuff. So CAMEL FUCKER that means DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! stop getting mad at the CRAPPY first part too and FUCK OFF talking about the ASSRAMMER letter that it's SNUFF PORN mocking (what FIST FUCK letter? I don't even know what WEHATEMARIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian FELCHING hi self [Insert silly non-swear here] even made a really PUSSYLICKER good point. "It's [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] nothing more BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA from a head nod to a WARNER MUSIC GROUP knee tick". BUTT-HOLE. Which I'll add LAKE TITICACA onto FUCKTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HO suffer that TITTIES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PENISPENISPENIS!!! it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LET'S SHIT be, because if I were a CUNTYMINTS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MARGARET THATCHER hilarious. If you SHITFUCKER Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKWIT be offended, don't read GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS the freaking POOPY article anyway.

ASSRAMMER FUCKER ASS SHITHEAD HELL JERRY SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKER

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POLAK JACKASS ABO HENTAI PEARL NECKLACE HELL TWISTY VAGINA JOHN ELWAY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAGO PISS OFF PEEPEE CUNT BOOBS BUGGER OFF CUNT CHUFF SUITCASE PENIS BANGKOK ASS LICKER BUGGER ABO EMO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT REBECCA BLACK TITS & DICKS DOG SHIT HELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSFACE RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER EARS OF CHRIST FOOTBALL DOUCHEBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE JAP BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA RAPE PEARL NECKLACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT FRAK CHOAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES SHITPISSER BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NIGGER CARPET MUNCHER CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS BIGNOSE STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN GRINGO DICKHEAD ASS JACK OFF GRINGO WANK DAMN WIGGER SHITBALLS ASS FASCIST PISS ARTIST SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH BITCH JACKASS TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER FEMADOM HO DAMN SAND NIGGER NIGGER GOBSHITE SHITFACE WETBACK CARPET MUNCHER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PIECE OF SHIT BUKKAKE TITS DAMMIT INBRED FUCK OFF FUCKWIT SHITSKIN BASTARD TWAT GENITALIA RAT'S COCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG FUCKER CRAPPY PEDOPHILIA QUEEF DUMBASS WEHATEMARIO MASTURBATION DIPSHIT BUKKAKE HELL FUCKTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMMIT SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS OFF BULLSHIT DAMN INBRED DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TACO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFACE CUNT FUCK CHUFF BATMAN & ROBIN COCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! TAFFY WANK ARSE DAMN IT BONER AAAAAAAAA! JOHN SMILEY FACE JOHNNY JACKASS SHIT INBRED Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HEIL HITLER! ASSRAPING SPUNK FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PISS ARTIST BONG HIGH WAGES HOMO YOGHURT CANNON TOURETTE'S IS FUN ARSE TIT SPRINKLES I CAN AFFORD FOOD RUSKIE SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUNT CRAPPER COON JIZZ HO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSWIPE CHINK NIHILISM YOU WANKER CHIGGER FAGGOT HOMO POMMIE I WILL END YOU! COON MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JOHNNY MICK MASTURBATION BUGGER DOUCHE PUNANI URINE-GARGLING YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK SHITE ASS EARS OF CHRIST NEOPETS FUCKING RHODESIA WOP BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT BASTARD IT'S OVER 9000! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMMIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMN and with the ABO and his FUCKING A of girraffes in which FUCK OFF while reading about FALUN GONG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TITS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TURD