Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS'ASSRAPING'BONER'DICKLICK'DIPSHIT'PENISBIRD'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FELLATIO look at the CHINK talk page of this DONALD RUMSFELD article for notes or discussion before DIPSHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FROG'S FAT ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELL or WANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHICKEN SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHOAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUGFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOZILLA FIREFOX words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JAP utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FASHION BUG television programs to address CUNNILINGUS Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is CUNTBUCKET not to be LET'S SHIT confused with WIENER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ARSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GIVING HEAD random LIMEY disorientation, culturally-[Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here]-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMMIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, PAKI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE TITTIES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DUMBASS souvenir shoppes and massive GYPSY quantities FUCK YOU of ANAL DIABETES CAMEL JOCKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The DOUCHEBAG Tourette's BULLCRAP Research Institute was SAGGY TITS founded to RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RICK MORANIS article SONNY BILL WILLIAMS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PRICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PIECE OF SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUGGER OFF Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD swear. You can SLOPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BIRD SHIT TV, for always focusing on the PENIS bad side of a terrible HAIL SATAN! thing.
• The main ASSHAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RAPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POLAK knee WANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is YID no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TRANNY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHING CHONG CHINK school for LENS CRAFTERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING RAT'S ASS sufferers to become AY-AY-AY manically depressed and CRAP ON A STICK commit FUCKING FUCKFUCKER suicide.
• There is no PICKANINNY cure, and the TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKHEAD tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITTIES perodol" which caused my entire CLIT body to go NIGNOG numb and BELLEND basically made it NIGGA! worse than HORSE PENIS it is without the CUNNILINGUS drug.

I am an active member of a CHINK tourette syndrome CHIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FRIG the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "DICKFACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITTYWANK sorry for OSTRICH MY ASS "hi-jacking" your BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITPISSER this that really FLYING FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a BALLS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BATHING SUIT AREA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GANGBANG, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) POLACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKHEAD time.

Best SHITTY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUTTFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. RUSTY TROMBONE Regards to Andrew GOD DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! bastard who wrote this article. You can CAMEL JOCKEY punch him if you CRAPPY want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FLYING RAT'S ASS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my REBECCA BLACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE and THONG TASTER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JAP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHOAD KISSER BAND WITH 4 BASTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHAT HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How BELLEND to RAT'S ASS cure CARPET MUNCHER the DICK Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITS for PORCH MONKEY Tourette's FUCK Syndrome MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! is BELLEND following FEMADOM these WIKIPEDIA rules BEAVER in PISS OFF MY ASS order:

• 1: Avoid EXTRA LONG PENIS immature SHIT little BEANER kids,
• 2: Count to DUMBASS within PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RUSKIE BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT nor 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 talk,
• 4: Tell TOSSER yourself you TITS don't CRAPFUCKER have CRAPMUNCHER this ASSHAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FRIG WITH NASTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw YOU WANKER!

I fucking put HORSE PENIS' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIGGER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKHEAD the TOP OF DICKFACE THIS CHIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOUCHEBAG offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to EMO people who try CUM to battle DUMBASS'FUCKING JUMP! that tight-ass HENTAI 17-year-FLYING FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY' I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BONER'FENCE JUMPER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! is a laughing FUCKTARD matter. Plus there FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TOWELHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are GENITALIA articles [EXPLETIVE] about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FROG'S FAT ASS stuff. So AUTOFELLATIO that means REDNECK stop getting mad at the SON OF A BITCH first part too and MOTHERFUCKER talking about the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! letter that it's CHINK mocking (what CHRISTHUMPER letter? I don't even know what FUCKWIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSWIPE hi self ASSHAT even made a really DICKWAD good point. "It's DAMN nothing more FUCKWIT from a head nod to a GENITALIA knee tick". BUDDHISM. Which I'll add BAD MOTHERFUCKER onto EXTRA LONG PENIS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that 30 CASES OF PICKLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNTYMINTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a CUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COON hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on SUCK MY DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT be offended, don't read PEDOPHILIA the freaking ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT article anyway.

MOTHERFUCKER ALF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLEVELAND STEAMER SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKFACE CAMEL FUCKER ASS ASS FUCK

BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST TENTACLE RAPE CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SCROTUM TIT DIRT DOODIE HEAD FUCK YOU CHIGGER FEMADOM ASSCRACK ANAL DIABETES PORCUPINE'S BALLS HELL I WILL END YOU! FELLATIO CUNT CRAPPER PORCH MONKEY TIMBER NIGGER FRIG CHOAD KISSER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACKASS SHIT ASSCRACK BUGGER PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER BALL SACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCK SHITE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOCCASINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSWIPE GREASER COCK ASSFACE KRAUT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASS HELL PENIS ON A BUN CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ KIDDY FIDDLER YID FUCKSTAIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MASTURBATION TIT DIRT CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BULLSHIT GRAPE PENIS SOD OFF FLYING FUCK SPUNK BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SMEG SCUMBAG DEVELOPERS! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE REDSKIN BUTT PIRATE BULLCRAP COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK TITTYWANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HOSER LIMEY PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF HOCKEY BRUSH MA TEETH PENIS ON A STICK INBRED BEAVER DAMN PRICK DIPSHIT BALL SACK MONKEY SHIT DYKE BIGNOSE GO HOME AND DIE BASTARD GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT PEDOPHILIA MOCKIE ASSWIPE CHAV SHITFACE JOHN ELWAY ROSIE O'DONNELL PENISBIRD DIRTY SANCHEZ SOD OFF PENIS ON A STICK GOOK HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! SHITTY NIPPLES SAGGY TITS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FAG KIDDY FIDDLER BLUMPKIN FUCKFACE DICK TESTICLE CHOKE JOHN ELWAY TITTYWANK DONKEY DICK DOODIE HEAD BUTTFUCKER DOG FUCKER COON DAMN CHAV DYKE ANUSCAKE FUCKING A BITCH CUNT SPIC SHITSLINGING HUMAN RIGHTS NECROPHILIA POLESMOKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK FUCKTARD DICKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT PEDOPHILIA ORGASM BITCH PUSSY FUCK OFF LICK PUSSY RANDY TRAVIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT KIKE FUCKING SCUMBUCKET SEMEN ASSWIPE FUCKWIT SCUMBAG SHITE DIPSHIT CHALICE 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHING CHONG CHINK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SPUNK RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN EARS OF CHRIST SHIT DAMN BLOWJOB FROG CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT SUCK A BIG DICK WANK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS FUCK NUGGET MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOU WANKER CAMEL FUCKER MASTURBATION FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT LAPPER SHITBALLS BUGGER OFF FUCK YOU SHIT CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN CRACKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE P'KANG ASSCRACK TITS DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS DUMBASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK BRUSH MA TEETH BALLS CRAPMUNCHER BRUSH MA TEETH RUSTY TROMBONE COCKSMOKER FUCK TITS CROTCH REBECCA BLACK HATE HATE HAT BEANER BUGGER JIGGABOO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN ASS DUNE COON WIKIPEDIA ASSCRACK FROG NIGGER TITS GOD BLESS AMERICA FELLATIO HADJI GREASER TITTYWANK BOOBS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU TWAT SHIT BALLS TAMPONS DANDELIONS FUCKSTAIN DYKE I RAPE WALRUSES! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITE JERK OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITPISSER CRIMETHINK BIRD IN THE HOUSE BASTARD HELL BOLLOCKS BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK COCKSMOKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS FUCK YOU EAT MY SHIT! CHRISTHUMPER CUNT ASSBANDIT JIGGABOO JACKASS FUCK YOU WIENER FUCKTARD FUCK CRAP TESTICLE CHOKE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA TOWELHEAD SHITSLINGING BITCH SHIT ASSHOLE NAZI MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMNATION I WILL KILL YOU! I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHENEY FUCK CUNT PISS DOG SHIT I WILL END YOU! FELCHING JACK OFF ASSWIPE ASS ASSHOLE DUMBASS CRACKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK BRITNEY NIGNOG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CLEMEN BUGGER OFF WANKSPLAT HELL TWISTY VAGINA [EXPLETIVE] DOUCHETITS VAGINA NIPPLES BONER ASS DICKFACE HELL PUSSY HOMO CLIT EPIDIDYMIS JIGGABOO BULLSHIT SHITFACE PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHE ANAL FIRECROTCH BASTARD STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMN SHITE PIG SHITBALLS FUCKTARD FUCK OFF THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! I WILL END YOU! BENCH PRESS SUITCASE PENIS CONDOMS SOD YOU WANKER ANAL DIABETES FRIG ARSE GOD DAMN BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COCKSUCKER JOHNNY MALL SANTA SHITCOCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HITLER DAMMIT BOB SAGET HOSER DIRTY SANCHEZ NAZI HORSE PENIS CUM AMERICA ONLINE SEMEN POO POO BLOWJOB MARCH OF FLAMES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS NORTH KOREA CRIMETHINK POO POO BLOWJOB NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER WOP WIGGER DICK IN A BOX SHITFACE SHIT SHIT SHITTY FEWMETS SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE CUNTRAG ASSFACE CRAP SUITCASE PENIS FUCKSTAIN LGBT RIGHTS PIG CUNT CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD REDNECK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DILDO SHITSLINGING SMEG FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WANKSPLAT FUCKING A SCUMBAG FELLATIO GOBSHITE SEX CLEVELAND STEAMER POISON IN BABY FORMULA BULLSHIT TWISTY VAGINA RECTUM RAIDER TRANNY WIGGER FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT MALARKY WETBACK DONGSHOVER FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT POLAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOOBS SAND NIGGER O CANADA ASS FASCIST NEOPETS FUCK SHITE WANKSPLAT DICK CHICKEN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HAIL SATAN! THIS IS A RARE SWEAR GRINGO IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER BUGGER DAMN IT BULLCRAP AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASS BOB SAGET CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT WANK O CANADA BOOBS TWAT SHAKOPEE DICK BUTTFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOCKIE ARSE I DON'T HAVE AIDS ASS SHITHEAD LAKE TITICACA FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITSLIDE FUCKWIT STEVE BALLMER GOOK CUNT TITTIES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MARCH OF FLAMES GOBSHITE CHINK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RAT'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS SUCK MY DICK DEMOCRACY PISS ARTIST DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK SHITFACE PAKI DAMN CHINK ORGASM SHITFACE TITTIES FUCKING SAND NIGGER SHITTY CUNTYMINTS WIGGER PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOAT DICK CUNTBUCKET BITCH FRIG HELL RANDY TRAVIS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FLYING FUCK ASS CHIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH LGBT RIGHTS PRICK RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT PUSSY YOUR MOM WANK PEARL NECKLACE GANGBANG YUKY DOODY FELLATIO FUCKWIT YOU WANKER FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS AY-AY-AY SHITHEAD PENIS CONAN O'BRIAN FU SPANG HO CLUSTERFUCK P'KANG LIMEY FAGGOT FUCKING A JESSE McCARTNEY SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS INBRED FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT ASSCRACK TRANNY ASS SHITFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE PORCH MONKEY SPUNK TITS & DICKS HO TITS PISS ARTIST BOLLOCKS FROG'S FAT ASS MAMA MIA MASTURBATION FUCKTARD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK NIGNOG I AM CORNHOLIO! RAPE CUNT SHITE PENIS BIG FOOT BEANER DAMMIT ASSCRACK DOT HEAD TITWANK GANGBANG PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TACO NICARAGUA PUSSY CRACKER FRIG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BONER SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA [Insert silly non-swear here] GOD BLESS AMERICA BORDER HOPPER BITCH BELGIUM ASSHAT DAMNATION BUGGER GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES CLIT COON SEMEN DYKE WANK MILF I'LL RAPE YOU DICK IN A BOX DONGSHOVER TAFFY CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING A ASSHOLE INCEST SPANK THE MONKEY RAGHEAD BUNG-HOLE JERK OFF BOOBS INBRED MICK TITS DICKWAD JACKASS FUCKTARD ARSE BITCH GOOK ANAL FAGGOT ASSHAT FUCKTARD JACKASS SAGGY TITS SHITFACE WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! AAAAAAAAA! HAIL SATAN! ASSHOLE POLESMOKER BASTARD SHITTY FLYING FUCK JACKASS SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING A SHITFACE SHITE [EXPLETIVE] AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PENIS FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK ARSE FAG POOPOO BUTTFUCKER TOTAL CRAPPY FEWMETS ALF BUKKAKE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHINK RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER FOOTBALL FUDGEPACKER CARPET MUNCHER HORSE SHIT MICK BASTARD PISS FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF MONKEY BALLS WANK BASEBALL DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES BUGGER OFF ASSFACE POO POO BLOWJOB BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BITCH PISS TOSSER DOG SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUTT PIRATE DAMN BELGIUM KNOBJOCKEY I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND CRAPMUNCHER DAMN CANDY CROTCH BUKKAKE MASTURBATION BASTARD REDSKIN WILLY WONKA MONASTERIES CUNT HELL NECROPHILIA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COLGATE BRUSH MA TEETH TIMBER NIGGER FUCKFACE BELLEND FUCK YOU GOOK HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INJUN TIENANMEN SQUARE BENCH PRESS SHITFUCKER CRAPPY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO KRAUT ASSHAT ASSHOLE HELL SPIC MAMA MIA KNOBJOCKEY BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM DICKLICK BULLSHIT CUNT SHITFACE SEX AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY SMILES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD JAP THERE IS A CABAL DONALD RUMSFELD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH WOP POISON IN TOOTHPASTE FAGGOT TITS SHUT UP, MEG! BUGFUCK BULLSHIT FIRECROTCH SUCK MY DICK RAT'S ASS NIGGER FELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS TITTYWANK LOLCAT BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFACE HORSE SHIT DICKLICK FUCK OFF SCUMBUCKET ASSFACE DICK FUCKSTAIN DAMN BIRD SHIT SUITCASE PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS WANKSPLAT CRACKER HADJI RECTUM RAIDER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PUNANI CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS ARTIST CRACKER FRITZ FUCK POLESMOKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK PISSHOLE CHOAD INCEST DAMN SHITBALLS SAND NIGGER THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS FRIG BULLSHIT SAGGY TITS MONKEY SHIT O CANADA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD SCUMBAG DUMBASS SCUMBAG BLOWJOB 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT [expletive deleted] CHRISTHUMPER KU KLUX KLAN JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK A DUCK TAFFY CUNTRAG JACKASS GRINGO FUCKTARD PIG ASS HO HOMO NEGRO NIGGER FUCKING ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS SOD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PENIS ORGASM FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF DAMN IT DOUCHETITS ASS SON OF A BITCH COCKSMOKER PIECE OF SHIT BITCH DAMMIT DONKEY DICK DOUCHE NAZI YOU WANKER ASS BALL SACK FIST FUCK ASSFACE POMMIE FUCKFUCKFUCK PEEPEE DOG SHIT POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMMIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKBAG CHOAD KISSER CLEMEN GOD DAMN ASSWIPE BITCH CUNT LAPPER SCUMBAG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DILDO DAMMIT DOG FUCKER SHITBALLS DOUCHE DICKHEAD FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK PISS OFF DAMMIT ASS FUCK RAT'S COCK AMERICA ONLINE JACK OFF KIKE BASTARD SHITFACE FUCK OFF DAMMIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GREASER and with the PRICK and his MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE of girraffes in which TOURETTE'S IS FUN while reading about YID!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SCUMBAG