Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTTFUCKER'SHITFUCKER'FUCKWIT'CLEMEN'SHIT'OSTRICH MY ASS'LAKE TITICACA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHOAD neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSWIPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUM, sudden TURD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or ORGASM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNNILINGUS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMNATION way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BIGNOSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WANK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSWIPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSRAPING DICKLICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COON utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

MILF Tourette's is PISS ARTIST not to be GOD DAMN confused with SEMEN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSFACE random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-NEGRO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIKIPEDIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! language, NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS RAT'S COCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FRITZ souvenir shoppes and massive ASS LICKER quantities DAMN IT of ANAL DIABETES FUCKBAG garbage.

Darnit.

A SON OF A BITCH Polite Note to the FUCKTARD Author:

The SUCK A BIG DICK Tourette's PISS ARTIST Research Institute was AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! founded to TEDDY BEARS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSHAT article MY ANUS IS BLEEDING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOD DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FIST FUCK Tourrette's sufferers ASSFACE swear. You can HOLY DUMB FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DIPSHIT TV, for always focusing on the CRACKER bad side of a terrible COCK thing.
• The main TAFFY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SPANK THE MONKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BALLS knee GOAT DICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TWAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRAK school for CHOAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GIVING HEAD sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and FUCKWIT commit JACKASS suicide.
• There is no BEAVER cure, and the PISS OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the TOSSER tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHAT perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go FUCK numb and NECROPHILIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than INJUN it is without the DOUCHEBAG drug.

I am an active member of a GOBSHITE tourette syndrome COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AY-AY-AY the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! public view of Tourettes as a "DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! sorry for DYKE "hi-jacking" your DAGO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SAND NIGGER this that really FUCKFACE annoys me. I am working towards a SEMEN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLEVELAND STEAMER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHIGGER, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCUMBAG time.

Best TWAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CLUSTERFUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. I WILL END YOU! Regards to Andrew TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKSTAIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SON OF A BITCH and CLIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FLYING FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITBALLS BAND WITH 4 TWISTY VAGINA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MASTURBATION HORSE! CUM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUM'S HOUSE

How ASSHOLE to CTHULHU FHTAGN cure CUM the DILDO Tourette's HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK for BOYCOTT VIACOM! Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome POMMIE is ARSE following FUCKSTAIN these HELL rules PRICK in MONKEY BALLS order:

• 1: Avoid THONG TASTER immature PISS OFF little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT within POMMIE 10 DUMBASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POLAK AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE nor PENIS talk,
• 4: Tell MASTURBATION yourself you WHORE don't EXTRA LONG PENIS have FLAMING ASS BADGER this DICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRACKER WITH NASTY CHING CHONG CHINK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FRIG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUM last straw CHENEY!

I fucking put JERK OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GENITALIA the TOP OF BIGNOSE THIS GARBAGE DAY! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOT HEAD offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT people who try WANK to battle YOU WANKER'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS that tight-ass NIPPLES 17-year-RAT'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKTARD it now, but someone said TAFFY' BELLEND TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BASTARD is a laughing RAPE matter. Plus there FUCKWIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are RUSTY TROMBONE articles SCROTUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HAIL SATAN! stuff. So DICK that means ASSWIPE stop getting mad at the CUNTSWILLING first part too and JACK ABRAMOFF talking about the ASSHOLE letter that it's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian WHITE PEOPLE hi self NIGGER even made a really SEMEN good point. "It's DAMN nothing more AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI from a head nod to a FRIG knee tick". BALL SACK. Which I'll add CHIGGER onto ASSBANDIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JOHNNY suffer that FENCE JUMPER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POOPY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CAMEL FUCKER be, because if I were a POOPOO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NAZI hilarious. If you JACKASS Want facts, go on BLESSED DAMN SAINT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN be offended, don't read LIKE FATHER LIKE SON the freaking DOUCHEBAG article anyway.

TURD YOU WANKER BONER FUCK YOU 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING FENCE JUMPER FASHION BUG

PUSSY JOHNNY RAGHEAD PORCH MONKEY ASSHOLE INJUN KRAUT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ANUSCAKE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SOD POLAK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK REDNECK WANK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OFF MY ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RAT'S ASS FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX TITS FUCKING TAFFY TOSSER PEEPEE FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FRIG FUCKFACE MOCCASINS O KURWA! MALARKY BELLEND SHITFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER D'OH DIPSHIT BITCH GYPSY DICKLICK MASTURBATION WANK DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITHEAD BASTARD MICK SCUMBUCKET ASSHOLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITCOCK TITTIES PISSHOLE CLIT FUCK ASS JAP FUCKER HO PORCH MONKEY WANK ASSRAPING THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FLYING FUCK YID VENEREAL DISEASE NIPPLES HEIL HITLER! DOUCHE NAZI BITCH SOD CHIGGER EMO AMERICA ONLINE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION [Insert swear here] BOB SAGET TITS MOCKIE BASTARD SEMEN TITS & DICKS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S ASS ASSHAT FIST FUCK MACACA DOUCHING EPIDIDYMIS COON BASTARD CUM BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK TIMBER NIGGER DONALD RUMSFELD DOUCHETITS GOBSHITE GANGBANG CUNT JACK OFF FUCK YOU ORGASM NIPPLES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS INJUN DAMN SEMEN WANK NIPPLES FUCKTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! pen0r DONKEY PUNCHER SAND NIGGER DAMN FUCKING FOOTBALL NEGRO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SPUNK ASSHAT CUNT ASSHOLE PAKI WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! WANK CUM DICK VENEREAL DISEASE CLEMEN BALLS RAT'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSKIN FRITZ PROTESTS SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JERRY BIRD SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK GIVING HEAD SHIT FRITZ P'KANG BOB SAGET ALEX TREBEK LAKE TITICACA FUCK THONG TASTER WIKIPEDIA SUGARTITS DAMN pen0r DICK CHICKEN CUNT SHITHEAD COCKSTUFFER GOD DAMN I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE PIG SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK COON GO COUNT YOUR DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PIECE OF SHIT GENITALIA SHITFUCKER ASSHAT FRIG BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POOPOO CLEMEN JERRY ASSFACE BITCH CUM SHIT FUCKFACE ANAL DAMMIT GENITALIA FUCKING A LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSHOLE YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU GO HOME AND DIE JAP CHRISTHUMPER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA HEIL HITLER! ASSHOLE DAMN GOOK PEARL NECKLACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLIT DARTH VADER ASS ARSE MALL SANTA RUSTY TROMBONE NIPPLES DOM DeLUISE WANK DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JAP BATMAN & ROBIN ABO RAT'S COCK NIPPLES CONAN O'BRIAN BUTTFUCKER NIGNOG FUCKWIT DAMN FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS KRAUT SHITE FUCKING WIENER DICKFACE REBECCA BLACK LAKE TITICACA SHITE ANAL DIABETES HENTAI FUCKFACE FUCKING FU SPANG HELL SPUNK JOHN ELWAY FUCKING A DICKFACE KAFFIR SHITFACE BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSE DICK CHICKEN [expletive deleted] PISS ARTIST REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT HELL BASTARD FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT HORSE SHIT FUCK SUCK MY COCK GENITALIA CAPTAIN CRUNCH POWERSHIT BITCH SIGMUND FREUD YUKY DOODY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER FIST FUCK GOD DAMN SHITE CUNTSWILLING CONAN O'BRIAN CHING CHONG CHINK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHEBAG AMERICA ONLINE CUM AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF MY ASS BIBLE BASHER DOUCHING WOODPECKERSHIT DILDO CLUSTERFUCK NEGRO CUNT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FELCHING TAFFY TWAT GANGBANG FUCK ASSCRACK DONALD RUMSFELD SPANK THE MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHE NAZI NEGRO WETBACK BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON BAD MOTHERFUCKER CC PLZ BITCH WANK DAMN FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS CROTCH JERRY CUNT CRAPPER SCUMBAG SIGMUND FREUD RUSKIE [expletive deleted] PRICK GOOK SHITE SPIC CLEVELAND STEAMER DOG FUCKER CHOAD KISSER MONKEY'S UNCLE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! CARPET MUNCHER BLUMPKIN YID SHIT SHITE ASS FUCK DONKEY DICK EUROIPODS SHITBALLS CHOAD KISSER BONER SHITCUNTING ASSWIPE PEEPEE FEWMETS POLACK WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! PISS QUEEF TACO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITTY REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE JAP HELL PENIS WANK MASTURBATION FELCHMONKEY KAFFIR ASSFACE ASSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FEWMETS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JERK OFF POLACK TACO BITCH NI PRICK TAMPONS NECROPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY SOD OFF BOB SAGET ADMINS ARE GAY SHITE MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE ORGASM PISS OFF SHITE SHITFUCKER FIST FUCK YOU WANKER LOLCAT RAT'S ASS TITS JUSTIN BIEBER BIRD IN THE HOUSE GREASER SHITE ALF 666 RAT'S COCK FELCHING SEX HELL FAGGOT WIGGER YOU WANKER WANK SHITFACE YOU WANKER SEMEN BUGFUCK WIKIPEDIA SLOPE GRINGO FELCHMONKEY ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD NIGGER TITS SHITSLINGING FUCK COCK FUCK SHITSLINGING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOG FUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS JACKASS YOU WANKER CRAP ASSWIPE CHIGGER SHITSLINGING SEMEN JIGGABOO SEMEN CUNTBUCKET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AUTOFELLATIO GIVING HEAD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] HELL WANK FELCHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHOAD BITCH NIGGER TITS FUCK DOUCHING SCROTUM DIPSHIT CUNTRAG WHITE RIGHTS BALL SACK CUNTBUCKET DUNE COON PISS ARTIST JOHNNY FUCKING DILDO MOCKIE I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHETITS COON FUCKER YOU WANKER POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INBRED HAIL SATAN! SHITSLIDE ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BIG FOOT JAP ASS JERK OFF CUNT FUCKTARD BUGGER PENIS BITCH ASSWIPE TURD DOT HEAD NI FAG JACKASS CAMEL JOCKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WANK FUCKSTAIN ASS FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU SHITBALLS DONKEY DICK GOBSHITE BUTT PIRATE FUCKER DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING JUMP! HONKY HELL DARTH VADER FUDGEPACKER ALEX TREBEK JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU LOLCAT FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS POTTYMOUTH BELLEND SNUFF PORN BOLLOCKS GO HOME AND DIE BAT FUCK INSANE AUTOFELLATIO FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DUMBASS RAT'S COCK BLOWJOB BORDER HOPPER ANAL DIABETES ASS FASCIST NAZI FRENCH TICKLER NAZI WHORE BIRD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT FUCK RAT'S COCK STUDENT MOVEMENT HAIL SATAN! GANGBANG ASS BOLLOCKS YUKY DOODY NIPPLES MILF DAMN SOD OFF ASS SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUNG-HOLE REBECCA BLACK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKER PISS BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT FIRECROTCH CHUFF HELL MICK NIGGER DOUCHE VILLAGE DUMP GOBSHITE BIG FOOT SCUMBAG SHITBALLS ARSE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAMN SCROTUM PAKI SCROTUM REBECCA BLACK ASSHAT POMMIE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE RAPE MALARKY BALLS [expletive deleted] AY-AY-AY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSFACE BOOBIES INBRED NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOB SAGET FUCKFACE CRACKER CUNT CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN ASS DAMN FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING A BUNG-HOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS MALARKY FUCK YOU CAMEL FUCKER PENIS LOLCAT CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER MASTURBATION COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BRUSH MA TEETH SHITHEAD SEX CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ANAL DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK SHITTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST pen0r PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE ASS CRAPPY DILDO WANK ASSFACE ANUSCAKE SHITHEAD YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS FUCK OFF BELGIUM TWAT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHITFACE AUTOFELLATIO DILDO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT FLOWERS BITCH DICKFACE TWISTY VAGINA FRAK DILDO PAKI TRANNY FUCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCK OFF MACACA FUCK JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN DAMN IT NICARAGUA COCK LOLCAT DICKFACE ABO ASSFACE HELL TACO O KURWA! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS BALL SACK HAIL SATAN! BALL SACK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COCK NAZI DIRTY SANCHEZ PECKERHEAD BLOWJOB BLUMPKIN FROG DOG FUCKER ORGASM FAG SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF CUM BUGGER FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKING A CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER SHIT SHITE SHITFUCKER ASS SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK DUMBASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOAT DICK COCKSUCKER MICK DAMN FIRECROTCH POLACK CAMEL FUCKER FAGGOT SCROTUM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TAMPON IN MY ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BEANER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSWIPE BORDER HOPPER SAND NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER QUEEF FUCK FROG FUCKFACE DUMBASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE HONKY TITTYWANK SAND NIGGER MOCKIE WOODPECKERSHIT GIVING HEAD BRITNEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WANK FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING JUMP! POOPY FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIST FUCK CRAPMUNCHER FELLATIO HADJI CHINK EXTRA LONG PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK TITS CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTBUCKET HELLFIRE BUKKAKE NAZI GOAT DICK ARSE DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU GENITALIA KAFFIR LAKE TITICACA CUNT FUCKING SUCK MY COCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES PORCUPINE'S BALLS DYKE LUV WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSFACE FLYING FUCK BUDDHISM HENTAI BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG PISS NORTH KOREA PICKANINNY FUCKFACE TITS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT CLIT PEARL NECKLACE WANK PEDOPHILIA NIGGER TITS FUCKING A SUCK MY DICK KAFFIR WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING DICKLICK KIKE MOTHERFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER DICK IN A BOX CUNT ARSE HONKY CUNTBUCKET PORCH MONKEY FUCKING A HELL DICKHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK ASS TAFFY AMERICA ONLINE OH SHI– HELL A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! ALEX TREBEK FUCK HELL ROSIE O'DONNELL BLUE PENIS! BELGIUM BALLS DAGO KNOBJOCKEY CLEMEN SHIT DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT JIGGABOO LICK PUSSY HELL SHITCOCK BUTTFUCKER SHIT WANK DIPSHIT SHIT BASTARD DOG FUCKER DOUCHE FAGGOT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BLUE PENIS! POLACK FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK MASTURBATION SHITE HOSER SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE FRITZ COCKSUCKER ORGASM ASSHAT WIGGER TITTIES FUCKING JOHNNY CHOAD ABO TAMPONS TOSSER BIRD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DICK TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT WIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS ARTIST HADJI TITTIES ORGASM LET'S SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BRITNEY WALRUS SHIT TURD SCUMBAG WANKER TACO FELCHMONKEY HELLFIRE BUTT PIRATE ANUSCAKE SHITSLINGING PISS OFF FAG I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK SCUMBAG STEVE BALLMER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITSLINGING SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FLYING FUCK WOP GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SPUNK TITWANK HORSE SHIT lowercase WHITE RIGHTS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING A GOATSE HOMO CHING CHONG CHINK ARSE COON CLUSTERFUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE SHIT RANDY TRAVIS JESSE McCARTNEY FEWMETS BUTT PIRATE BITCH SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? EMO FUCKWIT ASSHAT BOOBIES JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT ASS CUM TAFFY WIGGER YOU WANKER SCROTUM HOT GRITS BUTT-HOLE WETBACK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! COCK BULLSHIT WANK WANK DAMN IT SCROTUM I WILL KILL YOU! TITWANK ANUSCAKE HO BIRD SHIT GRINGO REDNECK SHITTY NAZI TWISTY VAGINA ASSHOLE QUEEF NEOPETS JAP FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK RAPE FUCK A DUCK BUTTFUCKER GYPSY FUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK SCUMBAG FUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKTARD COCKSTUFFER SHITSKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKSTAIN ASSBANDIT SHITE CLEMEN I WILL END YOU! DYKE SHITSLINGING HENTAI PISS OFF ADMINS ARE GAY BOOBS DAMN IT FAGGOT CRIMETHINK PISS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DUMBASS SHITTY SHITE FELCHING FUCKER MICK CLEMEN MICK NIGGER SPUNK RUSKIE CUNT WALRUS SHIT BALLS 666 TWAT LONGCAT IS LONG DICK CHICKEN QUEEF COON SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PENISBIRD NORTH KOREA FLYING FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN NIGNOG AMERICAN SPELLING CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH BOOBS TACO FUCK YOU FOUR-EYES BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY TITWANK POOPY DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD DICK JIGGABOO FRITZ JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LIMEY DIPSHIT FUCK YOU BRUSH MA TEETH YOGHURT CANNON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COON FRIG LAKE TITICACA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FRIG INCEST LICK PUSSY

ROSES DUMBASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS MONKEY BALLS CUNT BOOBIES BITCH MAMA MIA SHITBALLS PORCH MONKEY TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF RAT'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] HELL KRAUT RAT'S COCK CUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FASHION BUG WHORE HOMO ASSRAPING MONKEY SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT GOD DAMN DAMN IT CUNT BELGIUM GANGBANG ORGASM SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! MOCCASINS DICKHEAD TITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! BUTTFUCKER SHITE BUTTFUCKER ASS NIPPLES BIGNOSE NIGGER DICK TITS FUCKSTAIN GRIS DOG FUCKER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKFACE and with the SPANK THE MONKEY and his PENIS ON A STICK of girraffes in which TITTYWANK while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BALL SACK