Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'BASTARD'HELL'HOMO'DAMMIT'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH'SHITFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA neurochemical FUCK disorder MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MICK, sudden CHING CHONG CHINK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOOBS or YUKY DOODY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELLFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POMMIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAFFY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BELLEND words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FEWMETS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NAZI utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSBANDIT television programs to address FLYING FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! Tourette's is BATHING SUIT AREA not to be CUNTRAG confused with GOD DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCRATCH! GROUNDER! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS random SHITHEAD disorientation, culturally-HENTAI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GIVING HEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHIT TOSSER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HITLER souvenir shoppes and massive FLYING FUCK quantities NAZI of ANAL DIABETES DOUCHE garbage.

Darnit.

A MOZILLA FIREFOX Polite Note to the DOUCHETITS Author:

The SHITHEAD Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS founded to SON OF A BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DIPSHIT article CUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VOTE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SAMUEL L. JACKSON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK A DUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BLUMPKIN Tourrette's sufferers SEMEN swear. You can 666 blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHE NAZI TV, for always focusing on the KRAUT bad side of a terrible BULLSHIT thing.
• The main COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BULLCRAP involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING JUMP!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee MILF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHEBAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MICK school for FUCKING BASEBALL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD sufferers to become POLAK manically depressed and ASSRAMMER commit MOTHERFUCKER suicide.
• There is no AAAAAAAAA! cure, and the ART METAL PRODUCTS drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIKIPEDIA tics often have adverse DONKEY PUNCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITBALLS perodol" which caused my entire NIGGER TITS body to go YOU WANKER numb and PORCUPINE'S BALLS basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIPSHIT it is without the GANGBANG drug.

I am an active member of a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKHEAD the FASHION BUG public view of Tourettes as a "DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ARSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK sorry for DIPSHIT "hi-jacking" your BUGGER OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SAND NIGGER this that really CHOAD annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKSTAIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTYWANK, and making fun of a INBRED horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those LHASA countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. TWAT Regards to Andrew CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The RAPE bastard who wrote this article. You can JAP punch him if you ASSHAT want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BASTARD saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my WIGGER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FROG and COCKSUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MASTURBATION music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SLOPE BAND WITH 4 DICKHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! MICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MICK'S HOUSE

How BITCH to GOOK cure BUGFUCK the BITCH Tourette's PUPPIES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS for WIENER Tourette's TAMPONS Syndrome KU KLUX KLAN is ROSIE O'DONNELL following NIPPLES these GOBSHITE rules ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP in DONALD RUMSFELD order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS immature SHIT little GOATSE kids,
• 2: Count to YOU WANKER within POO POO BLOWJOB 10 FEWMETSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS REDNECK CLIT nor RAT'S ASS talk,
• 4: Tell CLUSTERFUCK yourself you RAGHEAD don't SHITHEAD have ASS this ASSCRACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ANUSCAKE WITH NASTY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FELCHING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MICK last straw WETBACK!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITMOUSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF SOD THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. COON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try PISS ARTIST to battle PISSHOLE'ASS that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-FUCKFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELLFIRE it now, but someone said FUCKHEAD' TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACKASS SHIT'FUCKWIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS ARTIST is a laughing WANK matter. Plus there KRAUT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CAPTAIN CRUNCH Uncyclopedia, there are NIGGER articles CAUCASIANS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOUGHNUT PUNCHER stuff. So MASTURBATION that means BIRD SHIT stop getting mad at the DOG FUCKER first part too and CUNT LAPPER talking about the HO letter that it's MASTURBATION mocking (what BULLSHIT letter? I don't even know what FROG'S FAT ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian SUITCASE PENIS hi self FENCE JUMPER even made a really SHIT good point. "It's BLUE PENIS! nothing more SHITSLIDE from a head nod to a WANK knee tick". SAMUEL L. JACKSON. Which I'll add YOU WANKER onto NIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGGER OFF suffer that YOU WANKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes EPIDIDYMIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT CRAPPER be, because if I were a ASSCRACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you POLACK Want facts, go on WIKIPEDIA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITHEAD be offended, don't read GOOK the freaking COON article anyway.

HITLER HONKY PISS POOPY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT COON JIZZ

SHITE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NIPPLES JAP RAPE ASSBANDIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DUMBASS OH SHI– JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS DOUCHING TRANNY BASTARD CHOAD CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON PIGFUCKER SON OF A BITCH WHITE RIGHTS [expletive deleted] BUGFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GREASER FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS D'OH BUGFUCK NIGGER RAT'S ASS SNUFF PORN ASS FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN SEX FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DONKEY PUNCHER JIZZ BALL SACK MOCCASINS FUCK OFF DOODIE HEAD NIGGER BOOBS BEAVER POMMIE I WILL END YOU! [expletive deleted] DOUCHEBAG SHITE FUCKWIT ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS CONDOMS SHIT ASS MARGARET THATCHER DIRTY SANCHEZ FRAK QUEEF MOCKIE MALARKY RAGHEAD FUCK PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT COON BOLLOCKS DOUCHETITS CLIT DUMBASS DAMNATION DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BASTARD GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS DOG FUCKER SOD OFF FUCKWIT DICK CHICKEN WANK SHIT VILLAGE DUMP YOU WANKER REDNECK HELL I'LL RAPE YOU BUKKAKE YID TAFFY YOU WANKER LIMEY ARSE SHITSLINGING JOHNNY GANGBANG DOM DeLUISE FUCK A DUCK DAMN ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX JOHNNY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER FLAMEVIPER FRITZ TWAT SHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT FUCK COCKSMOKER FUCK FUCKFACE PISSHOLE SCROTUM BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN GYPSY BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE SHIT ASS FUCK YOU SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAPE WOP FIST FUCK CUNT PRICK DARTH VADER ASSRAPING POMMIE CHAV WALRUS SHIT HELL SON OF A BITCH DAGO FAG BALLS KIKE VAGINA CHINK FOUR-EYES DICKHEAD FUCKING DICKHEAD WIENER MOCKIE DONGSHOVER ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX FAGGOT CUNT COCKSUCKER WANKER DAMMIT DUMBASS INCEST HELL COCKSHITTER SHITHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT DICK CLEMEN HELL ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NICARAGUA POMMIE PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT WIENER COCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUGGER OFF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT CUNT GANGBANG MALL SANTA GOD DAMMIT CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHOLE COCKSHITTER PUSSY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH INBRED SON OF A BITCH EPIDIDYMIS FUCKWIT SHIT RAPE [Insert swear here] DOUCHE NAZI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK SHITFACE MASTURBATION HELL TWAT PISS DARTH VADER BLOWJOB SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD FELLATIO NIGGER TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE NIPPLES DICKWAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WANK OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SUCK MY DICK SHITFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BRITNEY FUCK HOMO COMMUNIST DILDO BOOBS FUCKFACE SHIT HELL DONKEY PUNCHER TWAT ASSWIPE POMMIE BUGFUCK WANK BOOBS ANAL MAMA MIA JIZZ CUNTRAG FUCKHEAD POWERSHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TACO BRITNEY SHITCUNTING BASTARD ARSE PENISFUCK YOU WANKER KAFFIR ASS CUNT CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG DOG FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! FUCK COON BITCH FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKING BASEBALL ORGASM CUNNILINGUS MOLDY TITS DAMN COON BUTT-HOLE SHAKOPEE FUCK YOU HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOAT DICK COCKSHITTER CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GRINGO FAG HELLFUCKER WANK SHITSKIN FUCKSTAIN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOCCASINS TOWELHEAD FEWMETS GOBSHITE GOD DAMN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FLYING FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRAK NECROPHILIA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN SLOPE PISS OFF SHITTY SHIT RUSKIE I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD TITMOUSE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BASTARD FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE BELLEND SHITTY KIKE GOD DAMMIT BALLS YUKY DOODY WANKER YID FUCKING BASEBALL SHITE suck my mothers DAMN IT RAGHEAD NIGNOG ASSHAT CHIGGER SOD OFF BIRD SHIT WANK NEGRO LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK FEWMETS YOUR MOM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD YOUR MOM COCK PISS CHOAD ASS RAT'S COCK LAKE TITICACA FUCK OFF DOM DeLUISE FUCK YOU INBRED BITCH FREEDOM OF SPEECH SPANK THE MONKEY GENITALIA BLOWJOB ASSFACE INBRED BITCH SHITSLINGING COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER ASSFACE ANAL ARSE BUGGER DAMN SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS ARSE FRIG [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] GOOK FUCKTARD FUCKFACE KRAUT BOB SAGET CHING CHONG CHINK DICKFACE SHAKOPEE NICARAGUA DAMN FUCKWIT SHITTY FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING WANK SHITHEAD DOT HEAD URINE-GARGLING THONG TASTER BLOWJOB NAZI DELICIOUS CAKE ASSHAT BALLS SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD FUCKTARD FUCKING A ASSWIPE PAKI DAMN TUBA WALRUS SHIT BALL SACK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELL SHIT POTTYMOUTH POLACK GOOK WHITE RIGHTS ANUSCAKE [expletive deleted] MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YUKY DOODY FASHION BUG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK FELLATIO ART METAL PRODUCTS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY CUNNILINGUS CONDOMS SUITCASE PENIS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PUNANI INBRED TWAT MASTICATION FOR THE NATION SOD CUNTBUCKET ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HADJI CUNNILINGUS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HELL DONGSHOVER CLIT CUNT CUNNILINGUS CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE DIPSHIT SLOPE SLOPE BALL SACK BOLLOCKS FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE LIMEY HOLY DUMB FUCK ASS LICKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FELCHMONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAG CRAPFUCKER JERK OFF ASSFACE MALARKY FUCKING OH SHI– GYPSY FUCKFACE POLACK NEOPETS NIGGER CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GRINGO CUNT CLIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT CROTCH SOD DILDO CLEMEN O KURWA! FAGGOT SUCK MY DICK BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER DAMN SHITSLINGING CHOAD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! INBRED ASSFACE GOD DAMN SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCK TWAT INBRED SUGARTITS CUNT CUNT CUNNILINGUS ANAL LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT LAPPER RAPE GIVING HEAD ASS FASCIST GREASER TITMOUSE GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS BITCH WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! POMMIE BLISTERING BARNACLES POMMIE POLAK FUCKTARD REDSKIN ASSHAT GRAPE PENIS WIENER FUCK JACK OFF GANGBANG TOURETTE'S IS FUN GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSCRACK INBRED CRAP ON A STICK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOGHURT CANNON VENEREAL DISEASE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INBRED PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DAGO OSTRICH MY ASS SON OF A BITCH BENSON SUCKS WANK GARBAGE DAY! FUCK DICKFACE JAP SHIT DAGO DICKFACE TWAT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CRACKER PISS OFF MY ASS JERK OFF BIBLE BASHER PEEPEE PISS OFF WIENER DICKFACE ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS SMEG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BELGIUM DOG FUCKER suck my mothers ANAL ASSRAMMER WILLY WONKA KAFFIR DICKLICK SUGAR JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS FUCKING A BIGNOSE ARSE CROTCH ORGASM BALLS SHITE AMERICA ONLINE POKÉMON TAMPONS COCKSMOKER FUCK PISS VAGINA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HADJI RAPE CONDOMS FUCK YOU CHIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU PAKI GIVING HEAD WETBACK BULLCRAP ASS SHIT TITWANK BOOBIES ASSRAPING CUM BITCH CTHULHU FHTAGN DEVELOPERS! JERRY HOMO CLUSTERFUCK MOCKIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WOP SCUMBUCKET BITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MAMA MIA BOOBS DOM DeLUISE CUNTRAG SHIT MARGARET THATCHER FLYING FUCK TENTACLE RAPE BUTT-HEAD SUCK A BIG DICK COCKSHITTER FUCKING FUCKSTAIN PICKANINNY PENIS DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK TITS & DICKS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKWIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA TRANNY BUTTFUCKER CHOAD FUCKSTAIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK ASSHAT PIG PAKI PENIS ON A STICK FRIG FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT DOUCHING FUCK YOU DIPSHIT FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU NECROPHILIA TITMOUSE CHIGGER TWAT FUCK OFF DAMN IT JUMPING JESUS!!! WANKSPLAT BLUMPKIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE SPICY CUNT FUCK WANK BOOBIES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DONKEY DICK DICKFACE PUSSY BUTT PIRATE FUCK YOU YOU WANKER MOZILLA FIREFOX COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKTARD FUCK FUCKING A WOODPECKERSHIT PISS HELL FLYING FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOLDY TITS DAMN COMMUNISM IS STUPID DICKHEAD BASTARD NIPPLES DAMN MONKEY SHIT CARPET MUNCHER WOP RAT'S COCK ALEX TREBEK GANGBANG SHITHEAD DAMMIT SHITBALLS SEMEN FASHION BUG JIZZ INCEST DONKEY PUNCHER GANGBANG DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE TESTICLE CHOKE NIGGER TITS DICKLICK ASSHOLE MASTURBATION CLIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEMEN COCKSMOKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA GOD DAMMIT FELCHING NIGNOG BUGGER HELL PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT TOWELHEAD SHIT DAMN DONGSHOVER FUCKING A DAMN ROSES BIGNOSE GOATSE GENITALIA DAMN GYPSY HO SUITCASE PENIS TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE CAMEL FUCKER SPIC OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GRINGO AUTOFELLATIO TITTIES INBRED ARSEBADGERS BUGGER JAP TEDDY BEARS CUNT NORTH KOREA POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONKEY SHIT PISS MARGARET THATCHER DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA NIGNOG POLACK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PUSSY SHITE DICK IN A BOX MONKEY SHIT [EXPLETIVE] AMERICA ONLINE CANNED QUOTE MOTHERFUCKER LOLCAT COCK INBRED GOD DAMN FAGGOT DAMNATION SAND NIGGER FUCKING A GOD DAMN GREASER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CROTCH GOD DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKTARD BOOBIES DICKFACE HELL DYKE DICKWAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COON RAPE MARCH OF FLAMES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WIKIPEDIA BULLCRAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED FUCKING A SPUNK RAPE DUMBASS SHIT ASSWIPE BONG RAGHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK A DUCK HELLFIRE DAMN IT FUCKFUCKFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SEX CLIT NAZI FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TITS RAPE BULLSHIT CUNT CUM HELL BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT TOSSER CAMEL JOCKEY WANK GRINGO GOBSHITE RANDY TRAVIS JENKEM GO COUNT YOUR DICK TWAT MASTURBATION WETBACK KAFFIR ARSE SHAKOPEE ART METAL PRODUCTS TITS & DICKS JACKASS TWAT JAP KIKE NECROPHILIA DOG FUCKER SCUMBUCKET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FASHION BUG TAMPONS HAIL SATAN! BOON SHITHEAD HELL BULLSHIT ASSWIPE POMMIE FELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY CHENEY SHITHEAD AY-AY-AY BITCH [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S ASS ROMANIA CUNT CHIGGER SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD PISSHOLE FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN WIENER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGNOG SHITFACE [expletive deleted] FUCK SHIT BITCH D'OH DICKFACE SECOND BALLS CLUSTERFUCK BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MASTURBATION PISS ASS TITS SHITSLINGING SHIT BASTARD FUCKER FRIG JACK OFF NIPPLES SMEG HORSE SHIT SEMEN CUNTING ASSCRACK INBRED SHITHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? PISS OFF MY ASS RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD ASSRAPING ASS SHIT DAMMIT NAZI BASTARD SHIT SACRAMENTO BOOBS DICKFACE CHAV ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKER DAMN PISS OFF JACK OFF HELL DUMBASS DUMBASS BITCH BASTARD PIG PENISBIRD WANKSPLAT HELLFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER TITTIES GENITALIA SEMEN SHITSLIDE GENITALIA DOODIE HEAD FUCKING A COCKSUCKER DICK CHICKEN SHITSLINGING WANK GRINGO YOU WANKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS CONDOMS WHITE PEOPLE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITHEAD MAMA MIA DOUCHING ASSCRACK CUNTING ASSCRACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSFACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NECROPHILIA BALLS CHOAD GINGERBREAD POMMIE PISS ARTIST DONALD RUMSFELD EDITABLE DYK GOVERNMENT FILTERS MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK JERK OFF FUCKING URINE-GARGLING JERRY DICK CHICKEN FUCK PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER PUSSY DICKWAD BALLS DICKFACE FUCKFACE PISS OFF SHITCOCK DICK SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT HENTAI YOU WANKER SHITSKIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WIENER PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE COCKSUCKER FEMADOM JACKASS CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST ASSRAPING DOUCHING RAPE FAGGOT FUCK A DUCK FUCK FASHION BUG MALARKY CUM DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST INBRED ASSHAT O CANADA HELL OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITFUCKER INJUN CUNNILINGUS FUCKBAG BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITE TAMPONS NIPPLES SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITHEAD FASHION BUG ABO DAMN IT JOHN ELWAY FRIG BOOBIES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST ABO SHITSLINGING PENISFUCK CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE CHOAD HAIL SATAN! FROG'S FAT ASS CONDOMS NIGGER CRAPPY NIGNOG BITCH CUNT CUNT DILDO PRICK WIKIPEDIA RAGHEAD GRIS FLYING FUCK TITWANK CUM BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES POLESMOKER DICK CHICKEN SHITHEAD KAFFIR SHIT DOUCHE NAZI BASTARD BITCH CUNTYMINTS FUCKING GRINGO DAMN COCKSUCKER PUSSY SHITHEAD NAZI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CRAPFUCKER TOSSER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT LAPPER HELL CUNNILINGUS BLOWJOB ARSEBADGERS GRIS RAT'S COCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ NI ANAL WANKER SPANK THE MONKEY POMMIE RAPE FELCHING FUCKFACE WANK SHITFUCKER PENIS PISS OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFUCKER and with the STEVE BALLMER and his FUCK of girraffes in which FUCKBAG while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HAIL SATAN!