Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FELCHING'VENEREAL DISEASE'FELCHING'DAMN'SHUT UP, MEG!'CHICKEN FRIES'FALSE BENSON Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING A neurochemical FUCK disorder BEANER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SCRATCH! GROUNDER!, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOB SAGET or COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANAL DIABETES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INBRED STEVE BALLMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YOU WANKER utterFUCKance of socially WILLY WONKA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first pen0r television programs to address CROTCH Tourette's syndrome.

DICKFACE Tourette's is BIRD SHIT not to be SHITE confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random INBRED disorientation, culturally-FAGGOT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ARSE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIPSHIT language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I'LL RAPE YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive SOD OFF quantities CHOAD of ANAL DIABETES INCEST garbage.

Darnit.

A VAGINA Polite Note to the PECKERHEAD Author:

The PRICK Tourette's DOM DeLUISE Research Institute was TITTIES founded to DIRTY SANCHEZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRITZ article PEARL NECKLACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INJUN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHITE RIGHTS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WILLY WONKA Tourrette's sufferers CROTCH swear. You can WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the DICKHEAD bad side of a terrible COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT thing.
• The main JENKEM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AMERICA ONLINE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BALLS knee PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GENITALIA school for JUNGLE BUNNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISSHOLE sufferers to become FRITZ manically depressed and ANAL DIABETES commit SCROTUM suicide.
• There is no ASSCRACK cure, and the HOLY DUMB FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOG FUCKER tics often have adverse WALRUS SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PENISFUCK perodol" which caused my entire TURD body to go COCKSMOKER numb and REDNECK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD KISSER it is without the BUTTFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a CUNNILINGUS tourette syndrome VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS UP MY ARSE the DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "BLUMPKIN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JERK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for HOSER "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really 30 CASES OF PICKLES annoys me. I am working towards a TOSSER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK IN A BOX article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BULLSHIT, and making fun of a PISS OFF horrible disorder is (not) WANKSPLAT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best KRAUT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “INBRED” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. PIG Regards to Andrew ASSCRACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The DILDO bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITFUCKER punch him if you NIPPLES want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NICARAGUA saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my RAPE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TOSSER and WIENER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SONNY BILL WILLIAMS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHOAD BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YOU WANKER HORSE! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SCRATCH! GROUNDER!'S HOUSE

How ASS LICKER to DUNE COON cure DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT the BOON Tourette's POLACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITS & DICKS for TWISTY VAGINA Tourette's POLAK Syndrome CRAP is JAP following JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST these SHITBALLS rules DAMN in BULLSHIT order:

• 1: Avoid BUKKAKE immature WOP little DIPSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FAG within NIGGER 10 CHOADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS FUCKBAG GANGBANG nor SHITTY talk,
• 4: Tell ASS yourself you BULLCRAP don't HIGH WAGES have HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS this HOLY DUMB FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S KIKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! last straw TITWANK!

I fucking put CUNTSWILLING' my comment at the TOP OF THE I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LIMEY the TOP OF AUTOFELLATIO THIS DAMMIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TUBA offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ANUSCAKE people who try I'LL RAPE YOU to battle FUCKFACE'ALEX TREBEK that tight-ass NEGRO 17-year-IN SACREMENT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PORCUPINE'S BALLS it now, but someone said INCEST' FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING JUMP! is a laughing DIPSHIT matter. Plus there INBRED was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INBRED Uncyclopedia, there are VENEREAL DISEASE articles DAMMIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So TITTYWANK that means CLEMEN stop getting mad at the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP first part too and HADJI talking about the BUGFUCK letter that it's PEARL NECKLACE mocking (what YID letter? I don't even know what GOD DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self FLYING FUCK even made a really SAND NIGGER good point. "It's PISS UP MY ARSE nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a FAGGOT knee tick". MALARKY. Which I'll add CUNTRAG onto DAGO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't THONG TASTER suffer that BIRD SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MAMA MIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK YOU be, because if I were a PISS OFF MY ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKSTAIN hilarious. If you DAMMIT Want facts, go on FRENCH TICKLER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS OFF MY ASS be offended, don't read GRIS the freaking PEDOPHILIA article anyway.

FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITTY BULLCRAP PENIS ON A STICK POOPY DEVELOPERS! DICKFACE WANK CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER

HELL CHUFF OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN ASSHAT P'KANG GOOK FUCK CUM ASSWIPE CUNT FRENCH TICKLER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOT HEAD DOG SHIT HONKY ASS FUCK DOUCHETITS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PRICK COCKSHITTER QUEEF PUSSY BLOWJOB WANK JAP FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS DAMN IT FUCKER DAMN SOD NAZI I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK FUCKFACE TOSSER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISSHOLE PISS NORTH KOREA BALL SACK CUNT DICKWAD WANKER JERK OFF O KURWA! SCROTUM YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER BAT FUCK INSANE WANK DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN D'OH PASTURE DYKE NIGNOG PUSSY CUNTBUCKET SHITHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HAIL SATAN! ABO POLAK CLUSTERFUCK DAMN IT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK WINDOWS VISTA FUCKER BOOBIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A STICK PAKI CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JIZZ JIGGABOO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH HONKY ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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FUCKSTAIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMNATION ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER VAGINA FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAGHEAD BITCH COCKSTUFFER FEMADOM SEMEN RAT'S COCK HELL HELL PIECE OF SHIT CUNT CRAPPER ASS LICKER FELCHMONKEY GIVING HEAD CUNT DAMN ASSCRACK DAMN FUCKSTAIN HOSER GOOK BOB SAGET SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE 1984 FRIG CAPTAIN CRUNCH JOHN ELWAY MICK KIKE SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT EAT MY SHIT! BELGIUM CUNNILINGUS TARTAR SAUCE HOLY DUMB FUCK DOG SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BIRD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK MOCCASINS FLYING FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JERRY CUNT LAPPER SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO PENISFUCK GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE BULLSHIT DUMBASS FUCKING JUMP! SHITFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN PIG D'OH PIXIES PISS FUCKSTAIN COCK GOOK COCKSUCKER CUNT CARPET MUNCHER PIG PISS DIPSHIT DAMN IT CUNT HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHOLE FUCK TIBET BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD BONER FUCK ASSCRACK SOD FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER SHITSLIDE COON CHOAD BALL SACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT FUCK FUCKWIT MOLDY TITS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM GOD DAMN NAZI VAGINA HITLER FUCKING A DOUCHING ASSWIPE WALRUS SHIT SHITFACE BEAVER BALL SACK GENITALIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SHIT AMERICA ONLINE CUNT DUMBASS DOG SHIT HO MOCCASINS WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE FLYING FUCK PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE GIVING HEAD WILLY WONKA LET'S SHIT DICKLICK SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT ORGASM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS FASCIST DAMNATION DAMN MOLDY TITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA VAGINA DAMMIT SCUMBAG RAGHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN FIST FUCK ASSRAPING DOUCHE BALLS BONER BLESSED DAMN SAINT JACK ABRAMOFF SCUMBAG DAMN FLYING FUCK CUNT DOUCHEBAG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKER JACKASS HOLY DUMB FUCK AUTOFELLATIO BASKETBALL GOD DAMMIT WANK KNOBJOCKEY TITS AUTOFELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT BONER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ANAL NIPPLES BASTARD DAMN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JERK OFF GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DELICIOUS CAKE PENISBIRD CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT BULLSHIT PISS BONER FUCKBAG RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE GOBSHITE BOYCOTT VIACOM! NECROPHILIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKLICK TAMPON IN MY ASS CHIGGER GOD DAMN BRITNEY CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS VAGINA GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD PIECE OF SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY SUCK A BIG DICK SHIT DAMN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY OSTRICH MY ASS SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH PUSSY CUNT DOG SHIT RAPE DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU FUCKFACE BEAVER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS NIGGER BALLS ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI COON ASS FUCKHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I WILL KILL YOU! WALRUS SHIT RAPE I RAPE WALRUSES! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSFACE SHIT BONER KAFFIR FUCK PORCH MONKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FRED PHELPS CUM GRAPE PENIS DOUCHETITS RAPE BONER HOSER CUNTRAG DICKFACE COCKSHITTER TIMBER NIGGER PENIS ON A BUN JIZZ FROG'S FAT ASS PUNANI CRAP THONG TASTER FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS ASSCRACK REDSKIN CHICKEN FRIES I'LL RAPE YOU HOSER I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS MARCH OF FLAMES HO SHITE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! OH SHI– INJUN BIGNOSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD JACKASS FUCKING A CLEMEN SHITHEAD SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT GREASER GRINGO PRICK DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE SACRAMENTO COCKSTUFFER GARBAGE DAY! FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMN POLACK ASS SHITE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! REDNECK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BULLSHIT FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the CHOAD and his JIZZ of girraffes in which NI while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BELGIUM also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TITMOUSE