Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MONKEY BALLS'SHITFACE'ASSCRACK'YOU WANKER'KAFFIR'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'CHOAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FLYING FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder NEGRO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIRTY SANCHEZ, sudden [EXPLETIVE] m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SPANK THE MONKEY or INBRED vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITPISSER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOB SAGET words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHICKEN SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTBUCKET utterFUCKance of socially FUCKWIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRAK television programs to address NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

MONKEY'S UNCLE Tourette's is HELLFUCKER not to be PUNANI confused with ALF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUTTFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FROG random JAP disorientation, culturally-SIGMUND FREUD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLAK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRIG language, TWAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NEGRO SON OF A BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! quantities GIVING HEAD of ANAL DIABETES LENS CRAFTERS garbage.

Darnit.

A SMILES Polite Note to the COCKSUCKER Author:

The FAG Tourette's SHITTY Research Institute was PUNANI founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GYPSY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article TOSSER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DUNE COON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance AUTOFELLATIO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COMMUNIST DILDO Tourrette's sufferers GOD DAMN swear. You can DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GINGERBREAD TV, for always focusing on the ARSE bad side of a terrible RAT'S COCK thing.
• The main BEAVER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BIRD IN THE HOUSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN knee BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MACACA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFUCKER school for POLAK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CROTCH sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! commit PISS UP MY ARSE suicide.
• There is no CUNT cure, and the COCKSMOKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT perodol" which caused my entire SHITSKIN body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and SEX basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOUCHE NAZI it is without the BUGGER OFF drug.

I am an active member of a MOZILLA FIREFOX tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOD DAMMIT the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "DAGO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PENIS ON A BUN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TWAT sorry for DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT "hi-jacking" your CUNNILINGUS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANKER this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a COCKGOBLIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this REDNECK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCK, and making fun of a FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA horrible disorder is (not) VENEREAL DISEASE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best TESTICLE CHOKE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As CHINA SUCKS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AAAAAAAAA! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. JERK OFF Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The COCK bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE HAS AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my GOOK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DIRTY SANCHEZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITSLINGING and ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with EXTRA LONG PENIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NORTH KOREA BAND WITH 4 CUNNILINGUS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS ARTIST HORSE! DIRTY SANCHEZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DIRTY SANCHEZ'S HOUSE

How RAT'S ASS to SHITSLINGING cure ASS LICKER the NIPPLES Tourette's SHITCOCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS for DAMN Tourette's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Syndrome ASSRAPING is CUNTRAG following PISSHOLE these COON rules NIGGER in ASSHAT order:

• 1: Avoid DIRTY SANCHEZ immature INBRED little JUSTIN BIEBER kids,
• 2: Count to COCK within FIRECROTCH 10 JIZZseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ANAL FUCKSTAIN POLAK nor HADJI talk,
• 4: Tell BALLS yourself you TAMPONS don't DILDO have DIPSHIT this HI, BILLY MAYS HERE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FEMADOM WITH NASTY BOON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DIRTY SANCHEZ last straw BULLSHIT!

I fucking put FLYING FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHENEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF KAFFIR THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT people who try BATHING SUIT AREA to battle ASS LICKER'FAG that tight-ass RAT'S COCK 17-year-SPANK THE MONKEY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FEWMETS it now, but someone said FU SPANG' DOUCHEBAG FELLATIO'DOUCHING on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RAT'S COCK is a laughing PEDOPHILIA matter. Plus there RUSTY TROMBONE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITE Uncyclopedia, there are JIZZ articles CHING CHONG CHINK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHOAD KISSER stuff. So 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT that means SCUMBAG stop getting mad at the FUCKSTAIN first part too and PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT talking about the DARTH VADER letter that it's CUNTRAG mocking (what POTTYMOUTH letter? I don't even know what COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOCKIE hi self TAMPONS even made a really CONAN O'BRIAN good point. "It's REBECCA BLACK nothing more PORCH MONKEY from a head nod to a DONGSHOVER knee tick". NIGGER. Which I'll add NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! onto BUGGER OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOZILLA FIREFOX suffer that MOTHERFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CROTCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SONNY BILL WILLIAMS be, because if I were a BOOBIES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SCUMBUCKET hilarious. If you DICKHEAD Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK TITS be offended, don't read DONALD RUMSFELD the freaking HO article anyway.

BULLSHIT DICKHEAD POLAK SOD BUTTFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA DIPSHIT FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE WANK

NAZI SUCK MY DICK ASSRAMMER TAMPON IN MY ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BEAVER BUGFUCK ASSHOLE SHITE FUCK MALL SANTA FOUR-EYES O CANADA BALL SACK PISS ARTIST BIGNOSE TESTICLE CHOKE DELICIOUS CAKE HIV NEGATIVE CRAPMUNCHER CHIGGER PISS OFF MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DIPSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK PISS DICKFACE GOOK PISS ARTIST FUCKING A CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON LONGCAT IS LONG GYPSY DICKHEAD INCEST TITWANK GRINGO PENIS ON A STICK DAMN PENIS POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PENISBIRD HELL DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN BITCH LOGJAMMER DAMN IT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKFACE THONG TASTER FUCK VAGINA JAP CUNT FUCKING A FUCK OFF BUKKAKE ASSHOLE KAFFIR GOD DAMMIT ASS HO WANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RAT'S ASS POLAK WOODPECKERSHIT LIMEY SUCK MY COCK CUNTYMINTS ASSFACE KIKE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK SHIT HOMO GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH BITCH INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE RUSKIE PISS OFF PISS ASSWIPE DAMN BASTARD D'OH YOU WANKER BALLS EMO SAGGY TITS FRIG ASS CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER P'KANG KAFFIR WANK MASTURBATION COCKSTUFFER WEHATEMARIO BELLEND PORCUPINE'S BALLS POMMIE DICKFACE [EXPLETIVE] FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE WETBACK HELL GOD DAMN WEHATEMARIO BOOBS CLUSTERFUCK POLESMOKER TAFFY ASS LICKER ASSCRACK MALARKY MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITBALLS BITCH ASSWIPE MICK FUCK FUCK BUTT PIRATE BLUE PENIS! 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PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMN MILF DICKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COON INCEST GRINGO TOWELHEAD FUCKHEAD BASTARD FUCK WANK ASSHAT PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE TOWELHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ROSES REBECCA BLACK BITCH ANAL MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK BUTT-HOLE SHITE ASSHAT SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITSLINGING FUCKING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCUMBUCKET COCK NECROPHILIA SOD RICK MORANIS JACKASS SHIT DICK IN A BOX BASTARD JIGGABOO FUCK WALRUS SHIT DICK SAND NIGGER ALF CUM TITWANK HELL PRICK HENTAI BITCH FUCKFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE BUGGER OFF BLUMPKIN DICK TITS BIRD IN THE HOUSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WOP FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK WHORE TOWELHEAD BANGKOK CUNT HONKY HELLFIRE FUCKTARD PENIS ON A BUN SHAKOPEE DONALD RUMSFELD ALF SHIT HITLER BUKKAKE YOU WANKER TESTICLE CHOKE EPIDIDYMIS PIGFUCKER FUCKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU DAMNATION MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG WANKER THONG TASTER SHITBALLS FUCK CHIGGER HO PISS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKBAG DIPSHIT WIGGER DUMBASS INBRED BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT SHIT SHITHEAD TRANNY EMO FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN CUM ASS BLUMPKIN HELL CUNT INCEST [Insert silly non-swear here] WHITE RIGHTS CHOAD KISSER BIGNOSE ARFENHOUSE FUCK ALEX TREBEK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK FUCKING A CUNT BITCH MOCKIE MILF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! INJUN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HENTAI YOU WANKER PISS COCKSTUFFER CUNT CRAPPER BITCH SAGGY TITS DOUCHE NAZI HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD JACKASS BUTTFUCKER DONKEY DICK COCKSTUFFER O CANADA PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S ASS DICK BAT FUCK INSANE MALARKY VENEREAL DISEASE FRIG NIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK OFF ASSHOLE DICKLICK DICKWAD BUGFUCK BANGKOK FROG'S FAT ASS TITS & DICKS ASSRAPING VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD FELLATIO FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT ASS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SEMEN PISS BOOBS URINE-GARGLING JAP DICKFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS LOLCAT TITWANK TOWELHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER GENITALIA CUNT SHITSLINGING HELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BELLEND SON OF A BITCH GRIS FUCKHEAD DOG SHIT SHITSLIDE RAPE RAGHEAD CUNTYMINTS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ALEX TREBEK ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS PEARL NECKLACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JIGGABOO VAGINA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PEDOPHILIA SHAKOPEE JACK OFF SHIT DICKLICK AY-AY-AY PUSSY RICK MORANIS SHITSKIN SOD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DUNE COON TITWANK BLUMPKIN REDSKIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON WETBACK DAMN FUCKER BITCH FUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PORCH MONKEY 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISS ARTIST CLIT DAMN GYPSY BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET CUNTRAG ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN DICK DAMN SHIT POLAK SCROTUM CHENEY ORGASM GOD DAMN YOU WANKER LOLCAT PEEPEE SHITFACE FUCK PISS OFF BUGGER OFF FUCK SOD PISS SHIT GOD DAMMIT DICK BUTTFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI FUCKING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PAKI FUCK SHITE HELLFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSBANDIT MINORITIES TAFFY TITS & DICKS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFACE BIG FOOT CHICKEN SHIT DAMN INJUN FUCKTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WOODPECKERSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BRITNEY PISS BONER BOOBIES DICK FLYING FUCK WILLY WONKA SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE HO KAFFIR CLIT REDSKIN FLYING FUCK SEMEN DOUCHE HOMO SHIT CHRISTIANITY FUCKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE BRUSH MA TEETH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT MICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTYWANK NIHILISM FAGGOT P'KANG FUCKING BASEBALL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE D'OH FUCK CUNT BRITNEY FUCKING DAMN FUCKING FRENCH TICKLER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GOBSHITE AMERICAN SPELLING BUNG-HOLE SHITTY SHITFUCKER TITWANK PENIS SEX BITCH HELL COON DOM DeLUISE HELL FUCKSTAIN GOOK CHICKEN SHIT BOLLOCKS HELL BITCH NIGGER ANAL GOD DAMN HO TWAT SON OF A BITCH DICK CROTCH MAMA MIA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PENIS FUCKING A NEGRO FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BLUMPKIN SHITBALLS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN IT BITCH PISS OFF ASSRAMMER FUCK NIPPLES BRUSH MA TEETH WIENER KIDDY FIDDLER ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG HELLFIRE PISS OFF SHITSKIN SCUMBUCKET PRICK FUCKHEAD FUCKER BUGFUCK SHITTY ASSWIPE SUCK MY DICK KRAUT TITMOUSE SHOOP DA WHOOP BASTARD MOCCASINS I WILL END YOU! BLOWJOB AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] BITCH DAMN HELL RAT'S COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSWIPE FUCKWIT NIPPLES AY-AY-AY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SPANK THE MONKEY PENISBIRD SON OF A BITCH SACRAMENTO DUMBASS MILF CRAP ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN HELL FUCK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSRAPING KAFFIR FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD PEDOPHILIA ASS ANAL DIABETES JERK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER O CANADA GIVING HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK NIPPLES MOCCASINS CLEMEN REDSKIN CUNT MOTHERFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FAGGOT BUTT-HOLE SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ GRINGO BUTT PIRATE ASS BUTT PIRATE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS OFF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN HOLY DUMB FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK LIMEY DARTH VADER BLUE PENIS! CUNT NIGNOG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK YOU HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS CRACKER SHIT FEWMETS SHITE NIGNOG JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT PEEPEE GOOK FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY ASS HORSE PENIS CLUSTERFUCK QUEEF SHITSLINGING COCKSTUFFER FUCKING A PRICK FUCKWIT PUNANI CLEMEN LENS CRAFTERS FELCHMONKEY CHICKEN SHIT DARTH VADER DICK CHICKEN COCKSMOKER OLD CHRIST OF A WHORE EPIDIDYMIS JACK OFF DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT JERK OFF YOU WANKER DICKHEAD BLOWJOB JACKASS POLACK BORDER HOPPER HAIL SATAN! I WILL END YOU! O KURWA! 666 WHORE DICKHEAD LOGJAMMER NICARAGUA SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES LET'S SHIT POLESMOKER SHIT AMERICA ONLINE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST GRAPE PENIS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RAT'S COCK JERK OFF FIRECROTCH FUCK YOU ASS SHITCOCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DICK IN A BOX COCKGOBLIN KRAUT MASTICATION FOR THE NATION DEVELOPERS! DUMBASS POTTYMOUTH MOTHERFUCKER NAZI WANK BASTARD POMMIE GANGBANG GARBAGE DAY! CRAPFUCKER DICK ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FELLATIO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITTY WANK CHAV EMO GOD BLESS AMERICA BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE ART METAL PRODUCTS POMMIE CLUSTERFUCK NIPPLES NIGGER FUCK RAT'S ASS MILF FUCKING A FUCKHEAD YID PISS OFF WANK ASSRAPING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP 666 BALLS PISS BUTT-HOLE FROG'S FAT ASS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS ARTIST TRANNY PIECE OF SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCUMBAG DOG FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL BASTARD JERK OFF WHORE ASS GOATSE YOU WANKER DICKHEAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GYPSY TWAT NEGRO ABO FUCK YOU SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH BITCH NIGGER INBRED ASSHAT BASTARD SHITPISSER BULLCRAP DILDO BLISTERING BARNACLES CLUSTERFUCK SHAKOPEE FUCK RAT'S ASS TWISTY VAGINA BUTT PIRATE SHITE JOHN ELWAY O CANADA BASTARD YOU WANKER RAPE TITS SHIT MONKEY SHIT BOLLOCKS DICKFACE FUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COLGATE SPUNK FRIG RAT'S COCK DAGO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RAGHEAD DICK TITS CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK FUCKING STRAWBERRY ASS BORDER HOPPER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BASTARD DICK IN A BOX RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MASTURBATION DONKEY PUNCHER NECROPHILIA BORDER HOPPER BUTTFUCKER TAMPONS BANGKOK BUTT PIRATE SEMEN FAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSBANDIT WANK CHUFF GIVING HEAD D'OH BOOBS BUTT PIRATE SHITSLINGING NIPPLES SHIT WANK BASTARD GIVING HEAD HEIL HITLER! BOLLOCKS JACKASS SHIT CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKGOBLIN KNOBJOCKEY PEDOPHILIA BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE WIENER FUCKING BIGNOSE FUCKING A FUCKWIT MONKEY BALLS DUMBASS WANKER SHITFUCKER BOOBS CRACKER TRANNY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKSTAIN TOSSER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BOOBS TITS & DICKS ASSRAPING SOD OFF TITS & DICKS AUTOFELLATIO ANUSCAKE GENITALIA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS DILDO STRAWBERRY ASS COON TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK GOOK HOMO COON BUGFUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS REDSKIN FRIG DELICIOUS CAKE BOLLOCKS GOD DAMN FUCK NIPPLES NIPPLES CANNED QUOTE DICKFACE PENISFUCK LIMEY COON BOOBS DIPSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE BUGGER DICK DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BLUE PENIS! RAT'S ASS WILLY WONKA SPIC SHIT OUT OF MY DICK DIPSHIT BITCH 666 MILF TWAT DUMBASS YID CHOAD TIMBER NIGGER FUCK HELL ASS LICKER ASS LICKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WIGGER YOU WANKER COCK SHITTY PISS ARTIST DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT MILF FAG CLIT DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHIT PEDOPHILIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BOLLOCKS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT WHORE CAMEL JOCKEY WANK BUGGER CRAPMUNCHER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHAT ASSFACE GOAT DICK SEX MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DAMN MOCCASINS JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAPPY CUNNILINGUS COCKSHITTER GIVING HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DOUCHEBAG DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANK CUNTRAG YOU WANKER I CAN AFFORD FOOD BUTTFUCKER CRACKER BASTARD GRINGO DIPSHIT FUCKER SEMEN JACKASS DONKEY DICK FUCK FELLATIO WIGGER GOD DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITE and with the POLAK and his CUNT of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKER while reading about SLOPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTT-FOR-BRAINS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COMMUNIST DILDO