Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITTY neurochemical FUCK disorder WIKIPEDIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POMMIE, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUTT-HEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKSTAIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK YOU words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK KIKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ART METAL PRODUCTS utterFUCKance of socially BULLSHIT objectionable words).
GOD DAMMIT Tourette's is SUCK COCKS IN HELL! not to be SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELCHING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FEWMETS random TITS disorientation, culturally-TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMNED TABERNACLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNTBUCKET language, DELICIOUS CAKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUTTFUCKER POLESMOKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POMMIE souvenir shoppes and massive DOUCHE NAZI quantities HELLFIRE of ANAL DIABETES CROTCH garbage.
Darnit.
A EXTRA LONG PENIS Polite Note to the SOD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TWAT article SHITFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS FASCIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFACE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of INBRED Tourrette's sufferers SEMEN swear. You can DONKEY DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the TURD bad side of a terrible BASTARD thing.
- The main SHITTY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSKIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUMBASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DILDO knee SACRAMENTO NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DOG SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FU SPANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! school for MONKEY SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHENEY sufferers to become ASSWIPE manically depressed and O CANADA commit NIGGER suicide.
- There is no FLAMING ASS BADGER cure, and the WILLY WONKA drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRAPPY tics often have adverse DAGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TOSSER perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go CUNT numb and SEMEN basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG SHIT it is without the BITCH drug.
I am an active member of a WHORE tourette syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FAGGOT the CUNTYMINTS public view of Tourettes as a "ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIENER much much (hand spasms) more...
I am MALL SANTA sorry for DUNE COON "hi-jacking" your ANAL DIABETES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PUNANI this that really ASSHAT annoys me. I am working towards a POWERSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUKKAKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HORSE SHIT, and making fun of a DYKE horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTTFUCKER time.
Best MOCCASINS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BONER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese VOTE reply
As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society OPINION.
Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen
P.S. POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Regards to Andrew CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply
As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?
Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITCUNTING saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my DICKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine POMMIE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DAMN and BEAVER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCROTUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NEGRO BAND WITH 4 POO POO BLOWJOB MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLUSTERFUCK HORSE! POMMIE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POMMIE'S HOUSE
How FUCK to GOOK cure SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the SMEG Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment NORTH KOREA for CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette's TWAT Syndrome RAPE is EXTRA LONG PENIS following NAZI these DUMBASS rules SHIT in BUTT PIRATE order:
- 1: Avoid GRINGO immature DOUCHETITS little GOBSHITE kids,
- 2: Count to SPIC within NIGNOG 10 PENISseconds,
- 3: Do not open your MONGOLIANS CHIGGER HORSE SHIT nor COON talk,
- 4: Tell PRICK yourself you BAT FUCK INSANE don't HI, BILLY MAYS HERE have GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK this INBRED disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HADJI WITH NASTY DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S YOU WANKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the POMMIE last straw SPANK THE MONKEY!
I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSHOLE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOOBS the TOP OF SEX THIS FUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DUNE COON offensive. NEGRO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PENIS ON A STICK people who try YUKY DOODY to battle FUCKER'NEGRO that tight-ass SHITE 17-year-AUTOFELLATIO—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CROTCH it now, but someone said TITS' SON OF A BITCH TITS & DICKS'SHITHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MARGARET THATCHER is a laughing I'LL RAPE YOU matter. Plus there PORCH MONKEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DONKEY DICK Uncyclopedia, there are SAND NIGGER articles PAKI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFUCKER stuff. So SHITFUCKER that means HONKY stop getting mad at the DIMETHYL GLYCOL first part too and GYPSY talking about the PISS ARTIST letter that it's CUNT mocking (what COCKSMOKER letter? I don't even know what SHITHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian TOWELHEAD hi self HELL even made a really HOT GRITS good point. "It's GOBSHITE nothing more SHITCUNTING from a head nod to a FIRECROTCH knee tick". DONKEY DICK. Which I'll add FELCHMONKEY onto YID saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIMEY suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHUFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PENIS ON A STICK be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKFACE hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on FLYING FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INCEST be offended, don't read HOLY DUMB FUCK the freaking FUCKFACE article anyway.
PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER PIGFUCKER WHORE FUCK DILDO FRIG TRANNY pen0r DICK CHICKEN
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FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER suck my mothers QUEEF TITTIES DUNE COON COCK NEGRO WEHATEMARIO FELCHING WANKER ASSRAPING DARTH VADER FROG CLEVELAND STEAMER CHOAD O CANADA WANK POMMIE NIGGER YOU WANKER WIENER YOU WANKER CHOAD FUCK BULLCRAP PENIS LET'S SHIT BONER BULLSHIT BASTARD FUCKSTAIN GRAPE PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE HELLFIRE BAD MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN NORTH KOREA HADJI PISS OFF FOUR-EYES FUCK A DUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICK VAGINA BOLLOCKS RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT CHOAD BASTARD SHITFACE GREASER MONKEY SHIT JAP FUCKING A SEX DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON MOLDY TITS CLEMEN BUGGER DIPSHIT BONG BLOWJOB AUTOFELLATIO INBRED KAFFIR SHITTY WIGGER KAFFIR FLYING FUCK BEAVER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASS BITCH WANKER GENITALIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK OFF TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN VAGINA KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SHITSLINGING FELCHING MICK CLUSTERFUCK 666 SHITE BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD DELICIOUS CAKE DOUCHETITS SHITHEAD FUCKING EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLCRAP SHIT RAGHEAD DAMN MOLDY TITS CHUFF CUNTRAG BALLS FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK WIENER FUCKING A FUCKWIT BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SEMEN SHIT [EXPLETIVE] COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSEBADGERS CUM HELL HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS BULLSHIT CRAP PEARL NECKLACE FENCE JUMPER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TAMPONS FUCKBAG DAMN DARTH VADER FUCK NUGGET ARSE FUCKHEAD SUGARTITS TOSSER PISS ARTIST THERE IS A CABAL SUCK A BIG DICK IN SACREMENT TITS & DICKS SCUMBAG SAND NIGGER SCROTUM COON INBRED FUCKBAG CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK SHITHEAD POLAK PRICK SHITFUCKER SUCK MY DICK DILDO Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive BUNG-HOLE and with the DICK IN A BOX and his SOD of girraffes in which POMMIE while reading about BIRD IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See SHITSLINGING also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BLUMPKIN
Article written in the style of its subject This article is FUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BOB SAGET subject. If you do not find it funny MACACA, it is probably because you are an INBRED FIRECROTCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CLUSTERFUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS joke loses its humour TRANNY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BENCH PRESS ignorant, then you wouldn't have CLIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! IN SACREMENT CLUSTERFUCK HELLFUCKER CUNTRAG NICARAGUA!!!!!I <3 COCK |

