Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKSTAIN'MACACA'SAMUEL L. JACKSON'MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE'GOAT DICK'ASSHAT'REDNECK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a INCEST look at the ASSHAT talk page of this COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS article for notes or discussion before All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GANGBANG neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSRAPING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid OSTRICH MY ASS, sudden FLAMING ASS BADGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHAT or DIRTY SANCHEZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AY-AY-AY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CROTCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHUFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACKASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TWISTY VAGINA INBRED words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous AUTOFELLATIO utterFUCKance of socially WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YOUR MOM television programs to address GOOK Tourette's syndrome.

POTTYMOUTH Tourette's is TACO not to be VAGINA confused with ASSRAMMER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA disorientation, culturally-INCEST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIENER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITE language, I LIKE SCHOOL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF HITLER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky KNOBJOCKEY souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHMONKEY quantities ASSFACE of ANAL DIABETES CUM garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the DILDO Author:

The FASHION BUG Tourette's BOB SAGET Research Institute was DAMMIT founded to EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LET'S SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLUSTERFUCK article ALF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BRUSH MA TEETH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOM DeLUISE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS ARTIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourrette's sufferers FUCK NUGGET swear. You can CHIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible DICK thing.
• The main JIGGABOO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are REDNECK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS knee BULLSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING A cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT LAPPER school for SOD OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKBAG sufferers to become BORDER HOPPER manically depressed and FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD commit FUCKTARD suicide.
• There is no HO cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHIGGER tics often have adverse BUTTFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! perodol" which caused my entire FUCKHEAD body to go CUNTRAG numb and BULLSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the WIKIPEDIA drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTING ASSCRACK tourette syndrome CHAV association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GREASER the SHITE public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITSLIDE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EMO sorry for I'LL RAPE YOU "hi-jacking" your TWAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PEDOPHILIA this that really I'LL RAPE YOU annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JUNGLE BUNNY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPICY CUNT FUCK, and making fun of a PORCH MONKEY horrible disorder is (not) POOPOO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ART METAL PRODUCTS time.

Best JESUS FUCKING CHRIST regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I WILL END YOU!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill KENNY Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. VENEREAL DISEASE Regards to Andrew PRICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The BATHING SUIT AREA bastard who wrote this article. You can DONKEY PUNCHER punch him if you DOG FUCKER want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBS saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine OSTRICH MY ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FASHION BUG and GENITALIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOG SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CLUSTERFUCK BAND WITH 4 MOCCASINS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NEGRO HORSE! OSTRICH MY ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO OSTRICH MY ASS'S HOUSE

How DUMBASS to WOP cure DUMBASS the FUCK OFF Tourette's DICKWAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NAZI for BUGGER OFF Tourette's ANAL Syndrome HOMO is PENISPENISPENIS!!! following CRAPFUCKER these INCEST rules ROSIE O'DONNELL in CUNTBUCKET order:

• 1: Avoid DONKEY DICK immature CUNT CRAPPER little DIPSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within FIRECROTCH 10 FUCKHEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POOPOO DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK nor PIGFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell CONDOMS yourself you MALARKY don't CUNNILINGUS have JAP this POLACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHAV WITH NASTY GOD DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the OSTRICH MY ASS last straw MARCH OF FLAMES!

I fucking put YOU WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE JERRY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INBRED the TOP OF AUTOFELLATIO THIS THONG TASTER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HAIL SATAN! offensive. ARSEBADGERS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NECROPHILIA people who try TAMPONS to battle AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'JERK OFF that tight-ass DOUCHE NAZI 17-year-LENS CRAFTERS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFACE it now, but someone said JIZZ' BUGGER DOG SHIT'COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there CLUSTERFUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are RAT'S COCK articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI stuff. So COON that means PISSHOLE stop getting mad at the WALRUS SHIT first part too and ARFENHOUSE talking about the LET'S SHIT letter that it's COON mocking (what HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS letter? I don't even know what POMMIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICK IN A BOX hi self SHIT even made a really BUKKAKE good point. "It's WANK nothing more BASTARD from a head nod to a SHITFACE knee tick". FUCKING A. Which I'll add I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! onto FAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANK suffer that TURD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JERK OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a NIPPLES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS hilarious. If you FEMADOM Want facts, go on JOHN ELWAY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHAT be offended, don't read PAKI the freaking ART METAL PRODUCTS article anyway.

FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMN PRICK BULLSHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH FUCK SEMEN

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ASSCRACK RICK MORANIS PUSSYLICKER JACKASS DEMOCRACY POMMIE CRAP SOD ANAL DIABETES TWAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HONKY BIRD SHIT HELL COCK WANK CUNT BASTARD COCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A TOSSER JERK OFF LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TIT SPRINKLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCK COCK PEARL NECKLACE TOWELHEAD BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK RUSKIE JIGGABOO VAGINA JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUGGER NI DAMMIT ASSFACE MOCKIE BUNG-HOLE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! YOU WANKER FAG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKFACE NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER TUBA BLOWJOB HELL OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKING JUMP! 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DOODIE HEAD SHITSLINGING CUNT CLIT BIGNOSE WANKSPLAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TWISTY VAGINA GOOK CAMEL JOCKEY NI WALRUS SHIT SHITE BLOWJOB FELLATIO CLIT BIBLE BASHER BASTARD ASSHOLE SHITFACE MOCCASINS DAMMIT SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL FUCKING A YOU WANKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BLUMPKIN BITCH CUM SMEG DILDO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK FASHION BUG FUCK A DUCK CHICKEN FRIES JESSE McCARTNEY JACK OFF FRITZ CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF RANDY TRAVIS GOD DAMN BALL SACK BALL SACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA MICK SHIT ASSFACE BOON JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT CHIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH GRIS BUGGER SHITSLINGING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKER FOUR-EYES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WIENER MOCCASINS CLIT TAMPON IN MY ASS BONER FUCKING A TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE INJUN FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE DOUCHING FUCKING JUMP! FRAK BLUMPKIN TAMPONS CROTCH DAMN IT SHIT SHITE BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK SEX JAP NIPPLES BASKETBALL HOOP FUCKER CROTCH REDSKIN BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOUCHE NAZI DICK SHITE TESTICLE CHOKE ASSCRACK POOPOO ANAL WANK DAMN CHOAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FLYING FUCK BASTARD SWIMMING POOL BOOBIES BUTT-HOLE SAND NIGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BATHING SUIT AREA GRUE RAPE TAMPONS RICK MORANIS SAGGY TITS NEOPETS JESSE McCARTNEY YID YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] NIGGER TITS FUCK CRAP ON A STICK MONKEY SHIT CRAPFUCKER BULLCRAP TURD SPANK THE MONKEY ASS LICKER FUCKSTAIN ASS SHITFACE DONKEY DICK GRIS JAP GIVING HEAD NIPPLES DOG SHIT FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPFUCKER FUCK SHITE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FAG CLIT HORSE SHIT DONKEY DICK BITCH FRIG SHITSLINGING BITCH GYPSY CLIT BITCH DOODIE HEAD DONKEY PUNCHER DUMBASS CHRISTHUMPER SHITE BASTARD DUNE COON COON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BENCH PRESS GENITALIA CLEVELAND STEAMER DIPSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK FAGGOT [EXPLETIVE] OH SHI– SHIT FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS WANK SHITHEAD CHOAD KISSER CHICKEN FRIES CUNT GOD DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER HADJI GOAT DICK KIKE 666 SHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WOP KNOBJOCKEY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU FELLATIO O KURWA! COCK WOODPECKERSHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIPPLES CHRISTHUMPER CHING CHONG CHINK ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ PRICK NIGNOG PECKERHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TURD DILDO ASSFACE MOCCASINS HORSE SHIT FAGGOT TONY LA RUSSA TOWELHEAD TITS & DICKS CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER WANK PISS BELLEND RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT CUNT JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS TAMPONS FLAMING ASS BADGER RICK MORANIS BENCH PRESS CUNTSWILLING CLUSTERFUCK DOG FUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB DICKFACE BUGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG ABO FROG'S FAT ASS CROTCH CHOAD ASSFACE SHIT GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT DICKFACE CRAPFUCKER BASTARD YOU WANKER GOAT DICK SHITSLINGING SHITE FUCKFACE FELLATIO HELL I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN FIRECROTCH MOTHERFUCKER RAPE FUCK BITCH NECROPHILIA CHING CHONG CHINK GENITALIA BITCH BOOBS CUNTYMINTS 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNTYMINTS ASS PENIS FUCK OFF BULLSHIT MOCCASINS FUCKFACE JACKASS POWERSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASS ASS NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO SNUFF PORN BASTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITHEAD TWAT PISS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS VANDAL FIST FUCK NEGRO BITCH HOSER I'LL RAPE YOU CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT SHAKOPEE CHICKEN FRIES GOOK SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER TWAT ARSE WEHATEMARIO COCKSMOKER SIGMUND FREUD BITCH COCKSMOKER WIGGER GRINGO CHIGGER FUCK OFF DIPSHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INCEST GENITALIA WANK SHITSLINGING RAPE NI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BELLEND SHIT FREE ELECTIONS GOD DAMN WANK TURD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAPE SHITE PRICK DAMNATION FUCKWIT ORGASM MELAMINE FUCK MONKEY BALLS BOOBIES DAMMIT ASSHAT HELL CHAV FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT DAMN SHITFACE BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER HONKY TITS FUCK NIPPLES RUSTY TROMBONE GOD BLESS AMERICA GO COUNT YOUR DICK PEARL NECKLACE PISSHOLE PIG FRITZ GOD DAMN FIST FUCK FRITZ WEHATEMARIO CUNT CUNT BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO WINDOWS VISTA FUCKSTAIN BOOBS CUNTING ASSCRACK YOU SUCK BALLS I WILL END YOU! 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SPICY CUNT FUCK NEGRO ASSWIPE FUCK YOU WANKER ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BALL SACK KAFFIR SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELCHING DILDO pen0r TWISTY VAGINA JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD ALEX TREBEK ASS LICKER JACKASS SHITCOCK YOU WANKER BOOBS SHITHEAD POMMIE PISS OFF OSTRICH MY ASS DOM DeLUISE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DICKLICK SOD DICKHEAD BELLEND BOOBIES CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT VAGINA PIGFUCKER OH SHI– JACKASS SHIT BITCH FELCHMONKEY FUCK NAZI DOG SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS ARTIST TUBA DARTH VADER SHITSLINGING GANGBANG LET'S SHIT SHITE GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT TITWANK JAP CLUSTERFUCK RICK MORANIS NAZI POLACK DAMNATION AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TOWELHEAD KIKE HELLFIRE TAMPONS PISS ARTIST BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BLUE PENIS! and with the DIPSHIT and his NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about HOSER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See REDSKIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BLOWJOB