Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HORSE SHIT'DAMN IT'FUCKING BASEBALL'FUCK A DUCK'DIRTY SANCHEZ'HORSE SHIT'PEDOPHILIA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITE look at the TITMOUSE talk page of this CHENEY article for notes or discussion before SPANK THE MONKEY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RUSKIE neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden CONDOMS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or PRICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BLUE PENIS! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WOP way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHOAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BEAVER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY PUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially BASTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I'LL RAPE YOU television programs to address TWAT Tourette's syndrome.

DICK CHICKEN Tourette's is FUCK not to be BUTTFUCKER confused with HEIL HITLER! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PRICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TURD random WANKER disorientation, culturally-CLIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TAMPON IN MY ASS language, ASSHAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BIGNOSE souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHING quantities GOOK of ANAL DIABETES CUNTRAG garbage.

Darnit.

A HELL Polite Note to the DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Author:

The DAMN Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was BOYCOTT VIACOM! founded to SPIC.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POMMIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SOD OFF article DAMN IT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TURD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUNG-HOLE Tourrette's sufferers BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA swear. You can CLUSTERFUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the TITWANK bad side of a terrible ASSCRACK thing.
• The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CONDOMS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'KIKE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUNE COON knee DICKLICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BASTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITCUNTING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for CUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HIV NEGATIVE sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and DIPSHIT commit FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS suicide.
• There is no NORTH KOREA cure, and the TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the HOMO tics often have adverse FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna 666 perodol" which caused my entire COON body to go FUCKWIT numb and TITWANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the ASSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a DUNE COON tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! the GOD BLESS AMERICA public view of Tourettes as a "ORGASM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOZILLA FIREFOX much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONKEY'S UNCLE sorry for GOD DAMMIT "hi-jacking" your PIGFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MILF this that really INCEST annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN IT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CROTCH, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FU SPANG time.

Best FIRECROTCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries PROXY SITES leadership, those problems does not WIKIPEDIA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FU SPANG bastard who wrote this article. You can SHAKOPEE punch him if you CUNTSWILLING want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOSES saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my JENKEM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MICK and SCUMBUCKET playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SONNY BILL WILLIAMS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 BASTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKSTAIN HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How WOODPECKERSHIT to BELLEND cure COON the PORCH MONKEY Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment O KURWA! for SHIT Tourette's D'OH Syndrome SHITFUCKER is DILDO following CLEMEN these ARSEBADGERS rules SHITE in HOMO order:

• 1: Avoid POLAK immature PUSSY little LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD kids,
• 2: Count to BALL SACK within CUNT 10 ASS FASCISTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKFACE ASSBANDIT POLACK nor SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN yourself you PISS don't YOU WANKER have WOODPECKERSHIT this BIGNOSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PENIS WITH NASTY PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw SUCK MY COCK!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE ART METAL PRODUCTS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEX the TOP OF YOU WANKER THIS DAGO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 offensive. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SNUFF PORN people who try BATMAN & ROBIN to battle RANDY TRAVIS'CLEVELAND STEAMER that tight-ass FUCKING 17-year-CAMEL JOCKEY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ARSE it now, but someone said ASSHAT' INCEST WETBACK'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INBRED is a laughing SOD matter. Plus there SPUNK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on EXTRA LONG PENIS Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK OFF articles BASTARD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHOLE stuff. So BLESSED DAMN SAINT that means SHITFACE stop getting mad at the TITS first part too and CHING CHONG CHINK talking about the KAFFIR letter that it's PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT mocking (what HYPERINFLATION letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian EXTRA LONG PENIS hi self PISS even made a really COCKSHITTER good point. "It's JACKASS nothing more SPIC from a head nod to a FUCKING knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add SOD OFF onto FENCE JUMPER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PUSSY suffer that ANAL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUTTFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a RAT'S COCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHING hilarious. If you POLACK Want facts, go on [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking CUNT article anyway.

GOD DAMN TITTIES COCK PEDOPHILIA SLOPE FUCKFACE BASTARD BIGNOSE MARGARET THATCHER BITCH

ARSE MONKEY SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHEBAG PUSSY FU SPANG BUGGER OFF PIECE OF SHIT FOREIGN CURRENCY PIGFUCKER PAGE BLANKING SPUNK FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK SOD OFF FRAK ASS MARGARET THATCHER DEVELOPERS! PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU CUNTRAG SHITE CLUSTERFUCK HEIL HITLER! SHIT KAFFIR ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE SHIT FEMADOM JACKASS TAMPONS CUM COCK DAMN MONKEY SHIT SMEG PUPPIES CHING CHONG CHINK NIGGER VAGINA SHITHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS BLUE PENIS! JERK OFF CLIT BOLLOCKS ORGASM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DIMETHYL GLYCOL DONALD RUMSFELD FELLATIO JACKASS EMO FAG DUMBASS DAMMIT HELL POOPOO JENKEM FUCK FUCKING JUMP! WIENER DARTH VADER BUTT PIRATE CARPET MUNCHER DAMN MARGARET THATCHER BATHING SUIT AREA JACK OFF SHITSLINGING HUMAN RIGHTS KAFFIR JERRY DICKFACE DOODIE HEAD MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKHEAD FUCKING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FLAMING ASS BADGER TAFFY DOUCHE KIKE JERK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER MOTHERFUCKER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FUCK JACKASS SON OF A BITCH PISS DUMBASS JOHNNY FUCKING JUMP! CRAPPY FUCKING A CUNT DAMN IT SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A TITS WIGGER FUCK OFF NIGNOG CUNT LAPPER SHITE ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITTY WANK DONGSHOVER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER TOTAL ASS BASTARD BUGFUCK BUTTFUCKER GRUE RAPE FUCKSTAIN FAG DOUCHE SEX WETBACK SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU FRAK BUGFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER BEANER PISS OFF TWAT POMMIE GRIS WANK JOHNNY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD DAMN WEHATEMARIO SHITE RAPE PEEPEE CRAPMUNCHER DONGSHOVER BUGFUCK HAIL SATAN! HELL BALL SACK PISS ARTIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKHEAD HELL SHITCOCK MONKEY SHIT BLOWJOB AUTOFELLATIO SHIT BITCH ABO DOT HEAD WANK DICK BOON PAKI SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS TESTICLE CHOKE GYPSY HAIL SATAN! YOUR MOM NIGGER JAP FUCKWIT CUNT GENITALIA PISS OFF GRASS MUD HORSE ASSHAT PUSSY STRAWBERRY ASS CUNNILINGUS TITTIES BUKKAKE BLUE PENIS! BEANER GYPSY BITCH SHIT SPIC BIGNOSE QUEEF RAPE SHITFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKING RAT'S COCK GOD DAMN SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO MOCCASINS JERK OFF TITS POMMIE PISS SAGGY TITS BUGGER CRAPPY RUSTY TROMBONE PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN BUTTFUCKER DICK FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE TITS SPANK THE MONKEY TOSSER ART METAL PRODUCTS GRINGO FEMADOM MILF FUCKING PISS JESSE McCARTNEY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSRAPING WANKER GOBSHITE FELLATIO BULLCRAP CUNNILINGUS NIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKHEAD RAGHEAD ASS JACKASS FUCKER I WILL END YOU! RAPE WIKIPEDIA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITCUNTING WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT POMMIE BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHING TITS & DICKS DAMN ASS RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA PENIS DUMBASS MALL SANTA CUNTRAG TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NIPPLES WANK BLOWJOB SHIT FUCK OFF FUCK YOUR MOM SHITSKIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHAKOPEE TESTICLE CHOKE SHITSKIN POMMIE DAMN FUCKING FUCKSTAIN CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A [Insert yet another person's name here] YUKY DOODY MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF BUGGER FUCKING GOD DAMN ASS FASCIST PECKERHEAD REBECCA BLACK ASS PISSHOLE JAP SHIT CRAP ON A STICK SLOPE TITS & DICKS CUNTBUCKET DAMN BUTTFUCKER MALL SANTA HELL ASSFACE FEWMETS FUCK ASS JACKASS NIGGER COCK DAMN SHITTY FUCKING BASEBALL JERK OFF DESU SHITHEAD FUCK OFF DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE WIENER SHITFACE HOT GRITS TENTACLE RAPE COON BUKKAKE GRINGO BRUSH MA TEETH SPUNK CUNT SHITHEAD FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN ANAL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS TITS BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGGER OFF SHITSLINGING FUCKING NIGGER FUCKER GOOK FUCKING A ASS SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER GOD DAMMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRIG SCROTUM FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER DICKLICK SHITE GOBSHITE FUCK CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKBAG BIRD SHIT EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER HELL WOP DICKFACE JACKASS CHING CHONG CHINK SPUNK SON OF A BITCH SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN CUM CLIT GRAPE PENIS BALLS WIENER FAGGOT DICK BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH COCKSHITTER SAND NIGGER SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK ANUSCAKE ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKFACE WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS BIRD SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH KU KLUX KLAN CRAPPY SCUMBAG TWAT TOSSER FUCK BOB SAGET REDSKIN TAFFY STEVE BALLMER FOUR-EYES DARTH VADER SHITBALLS ASSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER KAFFIR ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT PENIS HAIL SATAN! JACK OFF DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE DICKHEAD YID KRAUT TURD RAT'S COCK POTTYMOUTH DAMN COCKSUCKER DOUCHEBAG PORCH MONKEY DYKE CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI KNOBJOCKEY FUCKING BUGGER OFF MOCCASINS SHITE BUNG-HOLE SHITFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE BITCH GOD DAMMIT GRAPE PENIS DIRTY SANCHEZ TITMOUSE SON OF A BITCH POLACK WANK INJUN GOOK SCROTUM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BULLSHIT FAGGOT DAMN CUNTYMINTS FUCKHEAD CRAPFUCKER FUCKING TRANNY HELL DICK CHICKEN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SOD SCROTUM SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE HAIL SATAN! O KURWA! MOTHERFUCKER PENISBIRD BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISSHOLE FUCK YOU YOGHURT CANNON DICK TITS POLACK CUNTRAG NIHILISM [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMN RECTUM RAIDER DICKHEAD COCKSUCKER DICKFACE SEX SHITSLINGING FIST FUCK SEMEN BEAVER CTHULHU FHTAGN BUTT-HOLE PEEPEE 666 FUCKHEAD STEVE BALLMER CRAPPY SHITPISSER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHIGGER FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS DAMN BULLSHIT BOB SAGET DICKFACE DICKHEAD CRAPFUCKER SEX VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS CUNT ORGASM COON INBRED MOTHERFUCKER TITS & DICKS CHAV PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NECROPHILIA PISS ASSFACE POLESMOKER INBRED CAMEL JOCKEY MONKEY SHIT CHOAD GOD DAMN DAMN YOU WANKER DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DONGSHOVER WANKSPLAT PUSSY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH SHITTY REDNECK RAT'S ASS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! BUTTFUCKER CUM SHITBALLS ASSHAT DILDO FUCK WANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BRITNEY KNOBJOCKEY TITTYWANK DOODIE HEAD HORSE SHIT POLACK DAMN JACK OFF HENTAI CUNT PENIS BORDER HOPPER BITCH MALARKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS BITCH CUNT DOG FUCKER FUCKBAG WANK HELL CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM MOTHERFUCKER INBRED DAMN PENIS FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH HIGH WAGES RECTUM RAIDER FUDGEPACKER PICKANINNY DICKLICK BELGIUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER I RAPE WALRUSES! BEANER SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTSWILLING DAMN VAGINA DICKHEAD PEEPEE POLAK SAND NIGGER RAGHEAD JAP EXTRA LONG PENIS POMMIE DOUCHEBAG PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA ARSE SUCK MY DICK GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA [expletive deleted] TITWANK WIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SPUNK ASSWIPE DILDO NI BOOBIES POMMIE VAGINA JAP POLAK CUNT AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER BALL SACK BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! RAT'S ASS ANAL JAP WIENER POMMIE CAMEL JOCKEY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNT DAMN IT PISS SUITCASE PENIS DICKLICK PISS ARTIST TAMPON IN MY ASS JOHNNY CLIT BIGNOSE SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD DOUCHE BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITCUNTING SCUMBAG WALRUS SHIT ON CRACK FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS FIRECROTCH BORDER HOPPER RUSTY TROMBONE PISS OFF LET'S SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER BASTARD PUSSY DOUCHING GOD DAMN FUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTT-HEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHETITS DAMN NICARAGUA RUSTY TROMBONE TWISTY VAGINA BLUMPKIN CC PLZ DICK TITS FLYING FUCK POMMIE GANGBANG LAKE TITICACA BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY COCKSMOKER GIVING HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DIPSHIT COON CUNTING ASSCRACK SOD WANK FUCKFACE SHITE SHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED SHIT BALL SACK SHITFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK ASSHAT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKING ANUSCAKE CUNT DAMNED TABERNACLE DAMN FUCKSTAIN ASS CUNT FUCKWIT CLEMEN BITCH MOCCASINS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKBAG SHIT WANK NICARAGUA FUCK FUCKER SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY INJUN HELL MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS PENIS ON A STICK RAPE BIRD SHIT SUITCASE PENIS SUCK MY DICK BUKKAKE ASSRAMMER CHOAD KISSER JACKASS SHIT SUCK MY DICK SHITSLINGING BASTARD CLIT SCUMBAG PEARL NECKLACE suck my mothers SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF DUNE COON GOD DAMMIT GYPSY MARY WHITEHOUSE HELL GENITALIA PORCH MONKEY QUEEF FUCKER DILDO NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE PUSSY CONDOMS FUCKBAG GIVING HEAD FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTTFUCKER GENITALIA [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING JUMP! 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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FENCE JUMPER and with the NI and his FUCK OFF of girraffes in which SPIC while reading about BUTTFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITBALLS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK