Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTTFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGGER TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BALL SACK, sudden PISS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YID or D'OH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOU WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENIS ON A BUN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat VENEREAL DISEASE SEX words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JUSTIN BIEBER utterFUCKance of socially BUTTFUCKER objectionable words).
BIG FOOT Tourette's is FUCKING not to be DOUCHING confused with SPUNK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING A chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EUROIPODS random KRAUT disorientation, culturally-DAMN IT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local VENEREAL DISEASE language, DEVELOPERS! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POMMIE TURD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITE souvenir shoppes and massive ASSCRACK quantities FUCKING of ANAL DIABETES VANDAL garbage.
Darnit.
A NORTH KOREA Polite Note to the OSTRICH MY ASS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHALICE article FIST FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAMEL JOCKEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WHORE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HIV NEGATIVE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can DIPSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ANAL TV, for always focusing on the SHITSLINGING bad side of a terrible SACRAMENTO thing.
- The main CUNTSWILLING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOG SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLUE PENIS!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee INCEST NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DEVELOPERS! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK NUGGET cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EMO school for BUGFUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MICK sufferers to become BEAVER manically depressed and BOOBS commit NIPPLES suicide.
- There is no DARTH VADER cure, and the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACK OFF tics often have adverse FUCK YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GO HOME AND DIE perodol" which caused my entire JAP body to go ASSWIPE numb and JOHNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than GENITALIA it is without the CUNT drug.
I am an active member of a DAGO tourette syndrome FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKLICK the WIENER public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! much much (hand spasms) more...
I am CRAPMUNCHER sorry for GOOK "hi-jacking" your WIENER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMNATION this that really DOUCHING annoys me. I am working towards a SPANK THE MONKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICK IN A BOX article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INBRED, and making fun of a BUKKAKE horrible disorder is (not) PEDOPHILIA funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RICK MORANIS time.
Best DYKE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “SUCK A BIG DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply
As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen
P.S. JACKASS Regards to Andrew NIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply
As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?
Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKHEAD saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my SUGARTITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BALL SACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SHITFACE and SHITSLINGING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SOD BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISSHOLE HORSE! BALL SACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BALL SACK'S HOUSE
How FRENCH TICKLER to CUNT cure RAPE the NEGRO Tourette's [expletive deleted] Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CLEVELAND STEAMER for CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's PUSSY Syndrome INCEST is HONKY following PRICK these DOUCHEBAG rules BITCH in SHITHEAD order:
- 1: Avoid ANAL immature PISS little IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
kids,
- 2: Count to FUCK within FUCKING 10 BONERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your ASSHAT GRIS CHINK nor GARBAGE DAY! talk,
- 4: Tell SUCK A BIG DICK yourself you RAGHEAD don't CUNNILINGUS have REBECCA BLACK this LGBT RIGHTS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY ASSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INCEST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BALL SACK last straw HOMO!
I fucking put BLUMPKIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICK TITS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS the TOP OF FRIG THIS DONKEY DICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GENITALIA offensive. FUCKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try 666 to battle FASHION BUG'GOD DAMN that tight-ass ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT 17-year-BALLS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS it now, but someone said BULLCRAP' REBECCA BLACK NIHILISM'VENEREAL DISEASE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSCRACK is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAPE Uncyclopedia, there are DILDO articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BEANER stuff. So GIVING HEAD that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the CRAP ON A STICK first part too and JAP talking about the DONKEY PUNCHER letter that it's DAGO mocking (what SOD letter? I don't even know what DICKFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian HOSER hi self CHICKEN SHIT even made a really DAMN IT good point. "It's BENSON SUCKS nothing more BALL SACK from a head nod to a GRAPE PENIS knee tick". FUCK. Which I'll add HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE onto DICKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BELGIUM suffer that ARSE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes KNOBJOCKEY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HENTAI be, because if I were a FELCHING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAMEL FUCKER hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on SHITPISSER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read ART METAL PRODUCTS the freaking DICK IN A BOX article anyway.
BASTARD SEX ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOUR MOM GOD DAMN TITMOUSE FUCK A DUCK [expletive deleted] BONER
NIGGER TITS NIGGER SIGMUND FREUD DIPSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS INBRED KNOBJOCKEY DICKLICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NEGRO DAMMIT SPIC GOD DAMN FUCK YOU PENIS COCK FUCKHEAD CHOAD BOOBIES TITTIES FUCKSTAIN DAMN YOU WANKER TAFFY TWAT RAT'S COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PECKERHEAD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CHUFF FUCKER SHITTY PENIS TURD BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH SHITCOCK FOUR-EYES BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY GOAT DICK SHITE FUCK SHIT SHIT MONKEY BALLS ROMANIA TWAT WHORE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TACO AY-AY-AY COCKSUCKER HELLFIRE PRICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANAL BASTARD TITWANK SHIT SEMPRINI COCK MOCCASINS SHITFACE SHITFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA SCROTUM SHITE SHITTY BUKKAKE INBRED FUCK TWISTY VAGINA WIENER BEANER FRITZ FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE BUTTFUCKER SLOPE FUCKING BASEBALL PENISPENISPENIS!!! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TWAT CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH TWAT BITCH YOGHURT CANNON FUCKWIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK A DUCK YOU WANKER CHRIS CHAN D'OH WALRUS SHIT ARSE BULLSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE GREASER CUM FUCK RAT'S COCK RAPE SPIC DUMBASS INBRED CUNTRAG GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER QUEEF SHITTY LOGJAMMER BOOBS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SCUMBAG CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT FRITZ GIVING HEAD KIKE FUCKFACE DAMN DOUCHE CUNTING ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH COON FUCK PORCH MONKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER SUITCASE PENIS ANAL DIABETES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUTTFUCKER FUCK BOB SAGET DAGO FOUR-EYES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTT-HEAD ASS REDSKIN RUSKIE SIGMUND FREUD NECROPHILIA TITTYWANK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING A POLACK CHICKEN SHIT DAMN PISS OFF MOCKIE FUCK BALLS EMO DOG FUCKER JACKASS CLEMEN GANGBANG YOU WANKER ASSFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLIDE BASTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER MR WINKLER IS GAY PEEPEE BIRD IN THE HOUSE DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FROG POMMIE SUCK MY COCK BUTTFUCKER BITCH GREASER BULLSHIT SHITHEAD PRICK CUM TUBA TAFFY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HELL REBECCA BLACK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE ARSE FUCK DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL NIGGER DUMBASS DUMBASS CHINK ASSFACE POWERSHIT TWAT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF RAPE [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCKER GARBAGE DAY! I WILL END YOU! FUCK BITCH DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER DICKLICK FIRECROTCH JOHN SMILEY FACE CAMEL FUCKER BITCH DICKHEAD TRANNY ASS MICK [expletive deleted] FUCK DOG FUCKER FUCKER GENITALIA DIPSHIT BONER FUCKING JUMP! RADIO FREE LUNCH GOD DAMMIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKHEAD TAMPONS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GRINGO BELGIUM TWAT POLESMOKER FAGGOT WALRUS SHIT RAPE NEGRO BELLEND DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD BALL SACK GARBAGE DAY! FUCKWIT SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT TAMPON IN MY ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HONKY AUTOFELLATIO BULLCRAP HYPERINFLATION DAMN FRITZ QUEEF CUNT SHITE PENIS FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS BUTTFUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JOHN SMILEY FACE MALARKY SPIC BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER CRAP ON A STICK FUCKER CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF CHIGGER BALLS CUNT LAPPER GENITALIA NAZI POLACK DOUCHE DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS PISS OFF POO POO BLOWJOB PICKANINNY I'LL RAPE YOU COON CUNT CROTCH RAPE DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN SEMEN ASSHAT CUNT PIECE OF SHIT DOUCHE NAZI ORGASM CUNT RAGHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER HELLFIRE JAP CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK OFF WOP MONKEY SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKGOBLIN CUNTING ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DAGO ANUSCAKE DICKHEAD CHOAD KISSER COCK FAG DIRTY SANCHEZ BONER WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRICK WANK FUCK YOU ASSWIPE FELCHING EAT MY SHIT! MUGABE HAS AIDS PISSHOLE PENIS ON A STICK JACKASS PEDOPHILIA FUCKING FUCKWIT JACKASS BONER SHITTY CROTCH GOOK DAGO COMMUNIST DILDO CUNTRAG FELCHMONKEY TWAT WIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ANUSCAKE SEX KIDDY FIDDLER MOCCASINS MILF DAMN FELCHMONKEY FUCKING JUMP! DYKE JOHN SMILEY FACE FENCE JUMPER SHIT BASTARD DICKLICK MILF TAMPONS FUCK OFF NIGGER CUNT TITS JAP ARSE DAMN FUCKER FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER BIGNOSE ASSWIPE HOLY DUMB FUCK WOP SHITTY NIGGER CONDOMS ORGASM SHIT LET'S SHIT COON GREASER STEVE BALLMER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE FUCK BRITNEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANKER CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE BITCH CUNT WIGGER SHITE YOU WANKER ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JACKASS SHIT JERK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE SHIT FENCE JUMPER KNOBJOCKEY FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE CHALICE CRAP ON A STICK TITS & DICKS DAGO CUNT DELICIOUS CAKE SHITTY GOD DAMMIT POLACK PISS EMO FRED PHELPS SUCK MY COCK FUCK SHITSLIDE HOMO SHITTY JACKASS SHIT CUNT DIPSHIT PENIS BULLSHIT EPIDIDYMIS KRAUT PICKANINNY RAT'S COCK HELL FLYING FUCK JOHNNY HELLFIRE CHENEY PORCH MONKEY ARSE FUCK AMERICA ONLINE CUNT HELL FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO GOBSHITE JACKASS FUCKER BUGFUCK DICK ASSHAT DOUCHING NIGGER FLYING FUCK PICKANINNY FEMADOM RAPE ANAL DIABETES ARSE INBRED SHITE NIPPLES SHITTY SHITFACE THONG TASTER BOB SAGET AAAAAAAAA! RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS YID DICKFACE DOUCHE BAD MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT KIKE SHITBALLS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK YOU DOG FUCKER GIVING HEAD CUNT CRAPPER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! [EXPLETIVE] DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING FUCKER CUNT JOHNNY FRITZ I AM CORNHOLIO! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISSHOLE HOMO DONALD RUMSFELD BENCH PRESS HELL SHITE HELL COCK 666 FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! SEX TITS ORGASM TIMBER NIGGER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FROG'S FAT ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSCRACK ANAL QUEEF PRICK BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SEX ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BIGNOSE HONKY RAT'S ASS JACKASS GRAPE PENIS BOB SAGET IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WANKER SHITFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUCHING DONKEY DICK MALARKY CAMEL JOCKEY INCEST SAND NIGGER NEOPETS PIGFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN SHITHEAD CHOAD DAMMIT FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS SEX MASTICATION FOR THE NATION CHIGGER HO GIVING HEAD BALL SACK CROTCH SON OF A BITCH CHOAD ARSE SHITE PORCH MONKEY RAT'S ASS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKSTAIN PRICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SHITFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TOWELHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER SPUNK ASSHAT WOP FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHAV FUCKING JUMP! HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER COCK GOAT DICK BRUSH MA TEETH D'OH WANK ARSE PRICK GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD PISS OFF SCUMBAG DOT HEAD CUNT TACO SHITTY RAGHEAD FRIG SEMEN FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN SACRAMENTO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FRAK WIENER LENS CRAFTERS FRAK CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK SHITTY PUSSY DAMN TOWELHEAD SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BULLSHIT SHITFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM YOU WANKER DYKE ASS FUCKSTAIN SEX RAT'S COCK FUCK BLOWJOB SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD STRAWBERRY ASS BOLLOCKS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DELICIOUS CAKE HOT GRITS WANKSPLAT SHITTY NECROPHILIA COCK CRAP ON A STICK PRICK POMMIE DAMN BUKKAKE DEVELOPERS! SHITE DUNE COON PISS DUNE COON MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YOU WANKER ASS MOCCASINS CHENEY WANKSPLAT O CANADA FLYING RAT'S ASS LOGJAMMER AMERICAN SPELLING GIVING HEAD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DICK CHICKEN SPIC DYKE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JERRY TIMBER NIGGER ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER HOMO JACKASS FRED PHELPS ASSHOLE WANK DOUCHETITS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFACE DAMN TOSSER DIPSHIT ASSHOLE RAPE PISS SHIT CHAV NIPPLES BASTARD FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT POTTYMOUTH TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT DICK IN A BOX SCUMBUCKET ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GREASER FASHION BUG DONKEY DICK KAFFIR FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS POTTYMOUTH TOSSER ASSHOLE DUMBASS FUCK BITCH PRICK CRAPPY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIPSHIT BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING JAP JIZZ WIENER ABO FUCKFACE EMO DICKFACE HORSE PENIS FUCKFACE SHITFACE TENTACLE RAPE CHICKEN FRIES JACK OFF ASSWIPE TWO-INCH PENIS SHITFUCKER HELL BITCH DESU PIG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS OFF NAZI [expletive deleted] YID GIVING HEAD FEATURED TONY LA RUSSA BUTT PIRATE VAGINA SUCK A BIG DICK SPIC SEMEN SHITHEAD FEMADOM PRICK JOHNNY FUCKING PECKERHEAD TWAT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT JIGGABOO ASSCRACK DICKLICK DICKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SNUFF PORN PUSSY MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN FUCKFACE CHICKEN FRIES TWAT HELL BLOWJOB ASS EAT MY SHIT! 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MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TWAT BASTARD WEHATEMARIO AMERICAN SPELLING GOD DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITSLINGING MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISS OFF FUCK YOU HELL WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER BUNG-HOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DYKE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK YOU PORCH MONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK JACKASS ANAL DIABETES BANGKOK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON POLAK HO SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU TOWELHEAD SHITFUCKER BOOBS SEX SUCK MY DICK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SHITCOCK FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE DONALD RUMSFELD PISS ARTIST INJUN CHINK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GOAT DICK CUNTSWILLING NEGRO PIG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSFACE RAT'S COCK FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF DAMN I RAPE WALRUSES! SUCK A BIG DICK CONDOMS LOGJAMMER 666 RAT'S COCK D'OH CUNT CRAPPER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY FUCKFUCKFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHAT BIRD IN THE HOUSE ORGASM FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITE EPIDIDYMIS ASSCRACK DICKFACE BITCH SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD SHITE DUMBASS DONKEY DICK PECKERHEAD CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG GRINGO SEMEN BANGKOK AMERICA ONLINE EMO BUTT PIRATE PISS PISS OFF HELL BITCH BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER TITS BULLSHIT INCEST SHITFACE JACKASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS PAKI SMEG NIGGER SHITTY GOOK EPIDIDYMIS PISSHOLE SHITE ASSCRACK RAGHEAD DARTH VADER PRICK YID LET'S SHIT DAMN IT PISS OFF MY ASS AY-AY-AY MAMA MIA SUITCASE PENIS ORGASM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RUSKIE NI FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GIVING HEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS POWERSHIT MILF FRIG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BEAVER FROG'S FAT ASS TITMOUSE NICARAGUA JIGGABOO JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT SHITFUCKER JACKASS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE JAP VAGINA Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ASS and with the FROG'S FAT ASS and his BALLS of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about BIGNOSE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BITCH also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BUKKAKE
Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its NIGGER subject. If you do not find it funny COCKSUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED BULLSHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CUNT LAPPER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a RAT'S COCK joke loses its humour HORSE SHIT when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PISS ARTIST ignorant, then you wouldn't have HORSE SHIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PEARL NECKLACE JERK OFF ASSHAT FUCK YOU!!!!!I <3 COCK |

