Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS'COCKSTUFFER'BOLLOCKS'BUTT PIRATE'ASS'SHAKOPEE'JIZZ Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLUSTERFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder ALEX TREBEK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden FELCHING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSEBADGERS or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUGFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY PUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POO POO BLOWJOB include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POLAK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHOAD WEHATEMARIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DIPSHIT utterFUCKance of socially BUNG-HOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSFACE television programs to address TRANNY Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is BEANER not to be JACKASS SHIT confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JENKEM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [Insert yet another person's name here] random SCUMBAG disorientation, culturally-BOON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING language, SON OF A BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUITCASE PENIS DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT quantities FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES COON garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMMIT Polite Note to the FAG Author:

The FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Tourette's ASS Research Institute was YOUR MOM founded to NIGNOG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHOAD article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NIGGER TITS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITSKIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONKEY DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers ASSWIPE swear. You can RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TITTYWANK TV, for always focusing on the All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy bad side of a terrible SHITE thing.
• The main CUNTING ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSCRACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUGFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLINGING knee PISS ARTIST NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BOOBIES no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITBALLS school for KAFFIR something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITBALLS sufferers to become HELLFIRE manically depressed and HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS commit CAMEL JOCKEY suicide.
• There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the RAPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SOD tics often have adverse DAMMIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BULLCRAP perodol" which caused my entire GOAT DICK body to go NIGGER numb and FUCKING JUMP! basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKWIT it is without the 30 CASES OF PICKLES drug.

I am an active member of a ASS FASCIST tourette syndrome SHITFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ANAL the DUNE COON public view of Tourettes as a "DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DIPSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HOLY DUMB FUCK sorry for DICK CHICKEN "hi-jacking" your FUCK NUGGET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this that really EAT MY SHIT! annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTYMINTS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JUSTIN BIEBER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LET'S SHIT, and making fun of a PENIS horrible disorder is (not) CHOAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best BLISTERING BARNACLES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHUFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “PORTUGAL” Wen

P.S. SHITCOCK Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can PISS punch him if you ON CRACK want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SEX saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HO and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST BAND WITH 4 CHIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TOTAL HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How GOAT DICK to DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT cure FUCKER the BALL SACK Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CROTCH for DARTH VADER Tourette's JERK OFF Syndrome MONKEY'S UNCLE is SHIT following GOD DAMMIT these WANK rules TAMPON IN MY ASS in JUNGLE BUNNY order:

• 1: Avoid STEVE BALLMER immature FUCKWIT little SHITCUNTING kids,
• 2: Count to DAMN within HAIL SATAN! 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MASTURBATION FELLATIO POOPOO nor PEEPEE talk,
• 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you FEWMETS don't YOU WANKER have CHIGGER this BONG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER WITH NASTY CLEVELAND STEAMER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DILDO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw CUNTSWILLING!

I fucking put POMMIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHEBAG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSWIPE the TOP OF DOUCHING THIS HEIL HITLER! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DIPSHIT offensive. RAT'S COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOTHERFUCKER people who try 666 to battle EUROIPODS'ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA that tight-ass TITS & DICKS 17-year-FLUFFY CLOUD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said SAGGY TITS' ORGASM GOD DAMN'FRAK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! is a laughing MONKEY'S UNCLE matter. Plus there LIMEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FRIG Uncyclopedia, there are PISS articles HOSER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT LIKE A HORSE stuff. So EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA that means FAGGOT stop getting mad at the BUGGER first part too and CRAPMUNCHER talking about the SEX letter that it's DILDO mocking (what COCKING FUCKBOROUGH letter? I don't even know what HOMO the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKWIT hi self ASSFACE even made a really ASSCRACK good point. "It's DONGSHOVER nothing more FOUR-EYES from a head nod to a CAPITALISM knee tick". DAMN IT. Which I'll add ASSHAT onto NAZI saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ORGASM suffer that GRAPE PENIS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BIGNOSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JIGGABOO be, because if I were a PISS UP MY ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT hilarious. If you FELLATIO Want facts, go on suck my mothers Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BALL SACK be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking FIST FUCK article anyway.

CONDOMS PORCUPINE'S BALLS LIMEY FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK DOM DeLUISE FUCKTARD IT'S OVER 9000! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKWIT

FUCK TAMPONS BUKKAKE ANAL BITCH TWAT EXTRA LONG PENIS SCROTUM HONKY DAMN PISS UP MY ARSE DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCKING DICKLICK ARSE FUCKHEAD GANGBANG SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS NORTH KOREA KIDDY FIDDLER SHIT DOM DeLUISE I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE NAZI FUCK JERK OFF DOUCHING MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKBAG DUMBASS JACKASS SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG NI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS NAZI WANK DAMN IT DICK BITCH KAFFIR HELL PISS BELLEND BIG FOOT DICK CHICKEN ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE ANAL CUNTYMINTS BIGNOSE SUCK MY DICK POLESMOKER GOVERNMENT FILTERS CHIGGER I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU ASSHAT FUCKING A INCEST SHITFACE SHAKOPEE CLUSTERFUCK FIRECROTCH BLOWJOB SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLUSTERFUCK HIGH WAGES TWO-INCH PENIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOOBIES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHITHEAD PEEPEE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE LIMEY STRAWBERRY ASS HELL COCK ALEX TREBEK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BASTARD JACKASS BULLSHIT PUSSYLICKER MACACA PISS OFF FUCKING TWO-INCH PENIS INBRED SHITE DOT HEAD FRITZ MOZILLA FIREFOX ORGASM NIGGER TOWELHEAD POLACK POOPY LIMEY BOLLOCKS INBRED SHIT DAMN DAMN FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SCROTUM TITS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSCRACK ASSHAT SOD OFF NI MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! STEVE BALLMER JIGGABOO PISS ARTIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BEAVER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ANUSCAKE PEARL NECKLACE FUCK NUGGET GOATSE PISS OFF CUNT CUNTRAG COON SHITFUCKER FUCKER CUNT [expletive deleted] CHIGGER DOUCHETITS DAMN GENITALIA FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER BLUMPKIN PIG SHIT TRANNY LIMEY JACKASS BOOBIES CRACKER QUEEF DONKEY PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO CRAP SHITTY DONKEY DICK CLIT WANK CAMEL JOCKEY CARPET MUNCHER INBRED REDSKIN FUCKING A NIGNOG PISSHOLE BITCH WHORE FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT FUCKSTAIN FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA PISSHOLE TAMPONS RICK MORANIS DIPSHIT POOPOO SHITTY DUNE COON SHITTY PISS CRAP ON A STICK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT DOG SHIT SHIT SHIT WANKSPLAT PAKI DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUMBASS RUSKIE O KURWA! HO NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WEHATEMARIO [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN SHIT PENISBIRD TAFFY FUCKING POWERSHIT BASTARD QUEEF SHIT BOON SEX SHITFACE DYKE DICKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING NIGGER ASSFACE BUGFUCK GRAPE PENIS ASS SCROTUM BULLSHIT DOUCHE NAZI POMMIE BASTARD ASSCRACK REBECCA BLACK SHIT POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF GRAPE PENIS SHITFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POMMIE FUCK OFF DEVELOPERS! DOG SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK JOHN ELWAY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ALF BATHING SUIT AREA PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKING CUNT PISS 4CHAN PRICK TWO-INCH PENIS CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCKBAG VENEREAL DISEASE PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER HELL O KURWA! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SON OF A BITCH HAIL SATAN! NECROPHILIA FUCKWIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKTARD NIPPLES COON PENISBIRD ASS RUSTY TROMBONE HORSE PENIS KNOBJOCKEY SHIT BIRD SHIT FUCKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE BLUMPKIN PRICK BELGIUM O KURWA! POOPOO DUNE COON ASSBANDIT SUCK MY COCK FUCKWIT BONER SPIC SHIT TITS & DICKS JIZZ FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FREE ELECTIONS SHITE ASS SPIC ANUSCAKE NIGNOG DOUCHE REDNECK HELL Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GANGBANG TITTIES ASSWIPE GOOK COCK DICKHEAD ASSCRACK CUNT DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! TAMPONS FUCKBAG TITWANK AY-AY-AY CUNTRAG FUCKFACE NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD BUGFUCK KNOBJOCKEY COCKSUCKER SMEG 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITSLIDE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG FELCHMONKEY DILDO PUNANI KAFFIR ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK WANKER KIKE POLAK WANK HELL GOD DAMMIT JUNGLE BUNNY CONAN O'BRIAN CRAPMUNCHER ARSE ASSHOLE ASSFACE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DONKEY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRICK ASS ASSHOLE TRANNY COON 666 MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD SHITCUNTING WETBACK BASTARD BONER WANK HELL ASS CUNTBUCKET CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT POOPY SUNSHINE SHITSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU SEMEN JAP TITS SHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL SUITCASE PENIS FELCHING INBRED WANK JOHN SMILEY FACE [EXPLETIVE] CRAPPY TRANNY FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS JIZZ SHITE BASTARD RECTUM RAIDER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WETBACK HELL DONGSHOVER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HELL FUCKER YOU WANKER CUM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLACK CRACKER TITWANK RECTUM RAIDER NEGRO WANKER FUCKWIT FUCK YOU BUGGER DICKHEAD HOMO CHOAD KISSER FROG'S FAT ASS SIGMUND FREUD POLESMOKER EMO SEX NIPPLES FUCK NUGGET BOOBS CAMEL FUCKER WALRUS SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BASTARD BLOWJOB TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CONAN O'BRIAN YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS SHITTY YID DAMN IT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS EUROIPODS CHICKEN SHIT BEANER BULLCRAP PISS OFF SHITHEAD ORGASM SHUT UP, MEG! WOODPECKERSHIT ASS suck my mothers FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK O CANADA CUNTSWILLING POLAK ASSCRACK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] LOGJAMMER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAT'S ASS TAIWAN DAMN SCUMBAG SAND NIGGER HUMAN RIGHTS DICK IN A BOX SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER SCUMBUCKET CUM ASS ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS REBECCA BLACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS PAKI DAMN IT ARSE CUNT PENISFUCK GOD DAMMIT KAFFIR BUKKAKE TWAT INBRED FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT KIKE DICK BLISTERING BARNACLES PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHINK COMMUNIST DILDO BIG FOOT LET'S SHIT CUNTSWILLING MACACA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MAMA MIA PORCH MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER KIKE GOD DAMMIT DAGO VAGINA FUCKWIT ASS COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD BANGKOK HO BASTARD CUNTRAG ASSHOLE YOUR MOM CUNNILINGUS JACKASS TUBA FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS COLGATE NIGNOG FUCKING BASEBALL CUM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DICKHEAD TITWANK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD SCROTUM ASS FLYING FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAG NIGGER YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT SHITSLINGING MAMA MIA DAMN DAMN IT CLIT SPIC BIGNOSE FUCKTARD JAP CAMEL JOCKEY POTTYMOUTH DAMN HOT GRITS FUCKER ASSHAT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BASTARD FUCK SHITHEAD DICK WANKER SHITFACE DICKFACE BUGGER BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TONY LA RUSSA YOU WANKER NIGGER OH SHI– SUCK MY DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKWIT ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT REDSKIN PORCH MONKEY WIENER FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA RULES SAND NIGGER HO DAMN IT LAKE TITICACA SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE GANGBANG BAD MOTHERFUCKER BANGKOK BASTARD BOOBIES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST LAKE TITICACA PRICK FUCK NUGGET MONKEY SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER WHORE DAMN IT POMMIE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIENER FUCKSTAIN DOM DeLUISE BALL SACK JERRY DAMMIT GOD DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK FRAK TURD MOTHERFUCKER BLOWJOB DAGO TESTICLE CHOKE TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT THONG TASTER SHITTY DAGO COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK FUCKING A BONER FUCKWIT BUGGER OFF FUCK SHITSLINGING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BEAVER FUCK OFF YOGHURT CANNON ORGASM JERK OFF PISS BUKKAKE FUCK OFF COMMUNION WAFER CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS GENITALIA MARGARET THATCHER WANK CUNT SHITE RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE DICKLICK POLACK LIMEY TOSSER DICKHEAD DAMN FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER TWAT HELL HONKY FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER TOSSER OSTRICH MY ASS FROG'S FAT ASS WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FUCK ASSHOLE JERK OFF MOCCASINS PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK YOU BENCH PRESS GARBAGE DAY! P'KANG BOOBS LHASA DOG SHIT JACKASS CHOAD SHITCOCK SPIC ARSE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SPUNK GENITALIA JERRY BASTARD MONKEY BALLS INBRED GOD DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER I WILL END YOU! FUCKFACE BEANER SHITSLINGING MONKEY SHIT DOM DeLUISE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PENISBIRD POMMIE SHITPISSER BALL SACK BULLCRAP PISS OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS BEANER PAKI TRANNY RUSKIE SHITTY FUCK BULLSHIT KNOBJOCKEY GENITALIA MILF TITTIES ASSHAT RAT'S ASS PUSSY SCROTUM TITMOUSE QUEEF INCEST CUNT GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF BASTARD MONKEY SHIT O KURWA! FUCK ANAL SHITHEAD JACKASS SHIT ALF TITS & DICKS BEAVER GOD DAMMIT MASTURBATION DICK CRAPPY FUCKFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS INJUN JACKASS SHIT SOD OFF POOPOO JESSE McCARTNEY CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE BUTT PIRATE ASSHAT DICKFACE JACKASS LAKE TITICACA BITCH CUNNILINGUS BONER DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS YOU WANKER FUCKTARD ASSHAT SEX SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TURD JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSLINGING D'OH CHUFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEDOPHILIA COCKGOBLIN SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT ASS MONKEY SHIT SHITCOCK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CUNT CRAPPER TITS SOAPY TITWANK LAKE TITICACA DAMN FUCKHEAD DUNE COON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ORGASM CUNT BRUSH MA TEETH PRICK SHITFUCKER SHIT DIPSHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM POWERSHIT TAMPONS FUCK A DUCK BUGFUCK FUCK OFF FUCKER DOUCHETITS JUNGLE BUNNY BUNG-HOLE WHORE NEGRO PIG DICKHEAD CUNT INJUN FELCHING EPIDIDYMIS FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD WANK TAFFY DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN NIGGER REDSKIN SHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GOBSHITE FROG ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER BANGKOK FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FALSE BENSON ABO RICK MORANIS PISS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JAP RAGHEAD TAMPONS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! MONKEY'S UNCLE PISSHOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PUNANI FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL DAMMIT FUCK FUCKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIGGER CHICKEN SHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SAGGY TITS BOOBS FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE SPUNK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK DIPSHIT ABORTIONS FOR ALL BUTT PIRATE CLIT MOCKIE FUCKBAG YOU WANKER ASS [EXPLETIVE] SHITCOCK DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK DOUCHETITS PEEPEE ASSRAPING PISS UP MY ARSE BULLCRAP PUSSYLICKER FELCHING ARSE THONG TASTER NAZI BRITNEY YUKY DOODY FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO PISS ARTIST SOD OFF WANK FRENCH TICKLER CLUSTERFUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COON HELL [expletive deleted] DAGO PISS ARTIST FRAK WIGGER PUNANI TACO ASSCRACK BUDDHIST MONK NEGRO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK AY-AY-AY TITTYWANK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKLICK MASTURBATION JACK OFF INJUN CLUSTERFUCK SEX BALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! BLUMPKIN PISS BUTTFUCKER CRAPFUCKER ASSFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL GANGBANG YUKY DOODY FUCKING A NIGGER TITS DIPSHIT SEX ASSFACE WIGGER SEMEN POLESMOKER KIKE POMMIE NECROPHILIA CHRISTHUMPER BASTARD BUKKAKE RAT'S ASS CHRISTHUMPER CRAPPY TITTIES KNOBJOCKEY ASS SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE PRICK COON SHITTY COCKSUCKER HADJI FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SPANK THE MONKEY MOTHERFUCKER SHIT DAMN SHITBALLS SHITSLINGING SHITTY FUCK KIDDY FIDDLER 30 CASES OF PICKLES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS UP MY ARSE SHITPISSER ASS FUCK YOU JAP RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG YOU WANKER SLOPE FUCK MOCKIE ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOATSE BIRD SHIT FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS STRAWBERRY ASS MASTURBATION NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER TIMBER NIGGER YUKY DOODY PIG GOBSHITE FAGGOT SOD WOODPECKERSHIT SHITE CHINK GOD DAMMIT COON PUNANI FUCK BOON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISSHOLE COCKSHITTER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! REDSKIN SLOPE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS TENTACLE RAPE PUSSYLICKER PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN FUCK JOHNNY GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE O CANADA SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK DICK FASHION BUG ABORTIONS FOR ALL BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKHEAD HOMO SHOOP DA WHOOP [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUNG-HOLE WANK BAT FUCK INSANE ARSEBADGERS DAMN IT DAMN IT DOUCHEBAG COON BITCH BEANER VAGINA FUCKWIT RADIO FREE LUNCH CRAP ON A STICK PENIS ON A STICK TENTACLE RAPE CHOAD SUCK MY COCK MARGARET THATCHER I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK FUCKER WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK GOBSHITE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIPPLES DIPSHIT HELL FUCK OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNTRAG JACK OFF WEHATEMARIO FAGGOT GOBSHITE BALL SACK DAMN JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN EPIDIDYMIS MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK JESSE McCARTNEY SCUMBUCKET PISS ARTIST PEARL NECKLACE [Insert swear here] ARSE MASTURBATION FUCK DAGO CHRISTHUMPER PISS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFUCKER and with the GANGBANG and his KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH of girraffes in which DICKHEAD while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BORDER HOPPER