Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSWIPE neurochemical FUCK disorder POLAK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD, sudden DICKLICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GENITALIA or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCKSUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken QUEEF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPUNK utterFUCKance of socially CUNTING ASSCRACK objectionable words).
SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourette's is I'LL RAPE YOU not to be BEAVER confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNTSWILLING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I'LL RAPE YOU random NIPPLES disorientation, culturally-SACRAMENTO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local VILLAGE DUMP language, INBRED and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PASTURE MALL SANTA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive POLESMOKER quantities PEARL NECKLACE of ANAL DIABETES BALLS garbage.
Darnit.
A SHITFACE Polite Note to the PENIS ON A BUN Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING article YID funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PORCH MONKEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BEAVER Tourrette's sufferers CUNTRAG swear. You can PICKANINNY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HEIL HITLER! TV, for always focusing on the MONKEY'S UNCLE bad side of a terrible FUCKHEAD thing.
- The main DAMNATION symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLYING FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHING knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SEX no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JUNGLE BUNNY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COCKSUCKER school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHIT LIKE A HORSE sufferers to become CLEVELAND STEAMER manically depressed and BELLEND commit TWAT suicide.
- There is no SAMUEL L. JACKSON cure, and the JACK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the FASHION BUG tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PAKI perodol" which caused my entire SHITFUCKER body to go I'LL RAPE YOU numb and 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKLICK it is without the FELLATIO drug.
I am an active member of a DILDO tourette syndrome SHITHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating QUEEF the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DAGO sorry for PUSSYLICKER "hi-jacking" your GO COUNT YOUR DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLEMEN this that really SHITCOCK annoys me. I am working towards a CRAPPY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COON article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHAKOPEE, and making fun of a MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUCHING time.
Best FUCKTARD regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FLYING FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply
As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MEG in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society DEMOCRACY.
Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen
P.S. MILF Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?
Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my FUCKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are COCK and BUGFUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TAMPONS BAND WITH 4 MONKEY SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK HORSE! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD'S HOUSE
How DAMN IT to P'KANG cure WANK the COON Tourette's SHITBALLS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment SHITFUCKER for SHITSLINGING Tourette's HITLER Syndrome JACKASS is BULLCRAP following NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! these NI rules DIPSHIT in GOD DAMMIT order:
- 1: Avoid BELLEND immature OSTRICH MY ASS little JACKASS SHIT kids,
- 2: Count to ASSBANDIT within TACO 10 BULLSHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CUNT PORCH MONKEY SHITTY nor HELL talk,
- 4: Tell FRIG yourself you FUCKWIT don't CHICKEN SHIT have WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? this FUCKING A disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DUMBASS WITH NASTY SOD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD last straw JUNGLE BUNNY!
I fucking put KIKE' my comment at the TOP OF THE AY-AY-AY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REDSKIN the TOP OF POLACK THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive. BOOBS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BRITNEY people who try MICK to battle BOOBS'CHINK that tight-ass MALARKY 17-year-[Insert silly non-swear here]—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUM it now, but someone said FRITZ' SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING'LET'S SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BRITNEY is a laughing MACACA matter. Plus there SHITSLINGING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WANK Uncyclopedia, there are TRANNY articles HAIL SATAN! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DIPSHIT stuff. So FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS that means STUDENT PROTESTS stop getting mad at the BASTARD first part too and [expletive deleted] talking about the SHITTY letter that it's ASS mocking (what ASSRAPING letter? I don't even know what BULLCRAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian AMERICA'S GREAT! hi self D'OH even made a really SEX good point. "It's NAZI nothing more ANAL from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". BOB SAGET. Which I'll add TITS & DICKS onto KAFFIR saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that DICKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS LICKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BEAVER be, because if I were a O CANADA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEX hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on MARGARET THATCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKFACE be offended, don't read BEANER the freaking DAMN article anyway.
COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF SNUFF PORN WHORE BOLLOCKS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MONKEY BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS CONDOMS
I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHIGGER DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN TITWANK BOYCOTT VIACOM! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSRAMMER CRAP BOOBIES HELL DICKFACE TIMBER NIGGER PISS INCEST LOGJAMMER PRICK FRENCH TICKLER I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCKWIT ASSFACE CUNT REDSKIN RICK MORANIS BUKKAKE DAMMIT WOP GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE RUSTY TROMBONE SHITSLINGING DAMN FELCHMONKEY WANK SOD OFF SHITCUNTING GOD DAMMIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PICKANINNY PRICK CHOAD COCK LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKER GYPSY EPIDIDYMIS NI ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK DICKFACE [EXPLETIVE] LET'S SHIT SHITE BANGKOK ARSE HELL NAZI SHITFACE DAMN MAMA MIA DICKFACE FUCKWIT JERK OFF ABO FUCKFACE SHITTY FUCKWIT FUCK MASTURBATION HORSE SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN GYPSY INBRED BENCH PRESS PENIS MONKEY SHIT ABO SHITFUCKER PISS FUCK DAMMIT INBRED BULLSHIT ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSFACE BASTARD SCROTUM JAP WIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKING FUCKING BASEBALL PISSHOLE DICKHEAD WANKER FUCK OFF INBRED TWAT DOUCHETITS FIST FUCK BLUE PENIS! BUKKAKE TWAT FELLATIO DAMN PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUSSY GENITALIA FLYING FUCK BITCH FUCK PENIS BENCH PRESS FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA NIPPLES FROG BASTARD WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE FRIG CUNTRAG JACKASS BASTARD CLEMEN HENTAI CHOAD ASSRAMMER SEMEN POLAK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DOUCHING GOBSHITE ASS SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE ASSRAPING PORCUPINE'S BALLS REDSKIN SON OF A BITCH PISS AUTOFELLATIO INCEST SHITTY BIGNOSE I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS CHUFF AMERICA ONLINE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] CUNTBUCKET FRIG TACO BUNG-HOLE RAPE BLOWJOB DICKFACE NICARAGUA ASSCRACK SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO INJUN GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER JENKEM HELL GOAT DICK BUGGER OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SUCK MY COCK DICKHEAD FUCKWIT COON FUCK SUCK MY COCK STUB CHING CHONG CHINK FIRECROTCH JIGGABOO DICKWAD TAFFY FUCKTARD BONER CUNNILINGUS SHITCUNTING HELL CUNT BUTT-HEAD DILDO WANK GANGBANG DYKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUGGER BIRD SHIT PUSSY SHITFUCKER RICK MORANIS WANK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUTT-HOLE DIPSHIT RICK MORANIS HO FENCE JUMPER BLUMPKIN RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER GANGBANG [Insert swear here] DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COMMUNIST DILDO RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET PISS OFF BATMAN & ROBIN BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING A FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTT PIRATE DAMN BUTTFUCKER DAMN DAMMIT BIRD SHIT TITTYWANK LET'S SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH FUCKTARD KAFFIR SPANK THE MONKEY BALLS TITTYWANK DOUCHETITS DOG SHIT BEAVER PIGFUCKER ALF WILLY WONKA SCROTUM MAMA MIA CUNT ASSHOLE BELGIUM PISS OFF MY ASS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS PEDOPHILIA CUNT JERRY JACK OFF CHICKEN SHIT FRAK MOCCASINS QUEEF SAND NIGGER WALRUS SHIT ASSHOLE MACACA FUCKING A INJUN pen0r JESSE McCARTNEY AMERICA ONLINE FUCKER CONDOMS FUCK OFF TITTIES BITCH FUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU FUCKING A NAZI FUCKER FUCKFACE NAZI WANK PUSSYLICKER DIPSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY DIRTY SANCHEZ CUM TWAT BEAVER SHITCOCK ASS BEANER DEVELOPERS! BUGFUCK BULLSHIT WANK SCROTUM DONKEY DICK TOSSER DAMN RAT'S ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SEX WIKIPEDIA SUCK MY DICK ASSHAT BITCH AAAAAAAAA! RAINBOWS DOUCHE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PEDOPHILIA FUCK TITTIES DOG SHIT CUNT QUEEF FUCKING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! THIS IS A RARE SWEAR PUSSY CHING CHONG CHINK SEMEN SPIC ASSFACE DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY DICK PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF BOOBS CRAP ON A STICK I'LL RAPE YOU KRAUT FUCK INBRED BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNTSWILLING WEHATEMARIO GOAT DICK FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA MASTURBATION SHIT GOD DAMN SUCK MY COCK FAGGOT HOMO INCEST GOD DAMN ASSWIPE JOHN ELWAY NECROPHILIA SCROTUM DUMBASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTRAG BALLS POOPOO FUCKSTAIN ASS DOUCHEBAG PENIS suck my mothers SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAPFUCKER ABO SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK OFF FUCKING DOUCHING pen0r WANKSPLAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES NIGGER PUSSY WIGGER COCK FUCKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN IT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN ASS ASSCRACK GENITALIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! JAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA ANAL FUCK A DUCK BOON QUEEF CHUFF AUTOFELLATIO MOCCASINS SHITFACE COON BUKKAKE SHIT ASS WANK RAT'S ASS SEMEN CUNT CRAPPER BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK OFF INBRED WOODPECKERSHIT MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS NORTH KOREA BOLLOCKS SHITE GO HOME AND DIE INCEST SUITCASE PENIS CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! REDNECK BONER HELL COCKSUCKER PENIS ON A STICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNT CRAPPER JAP DICK FUCKHEAD MICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST DAMN SACRAMENTO HELLFUCKER FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK WIKIPEDIA SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DELICIOUS CAKE SUCK MY COCK LOLLIPOPS SHITHEAD DONGSHOVER BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY PRINCE PHILIP BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN GOD DAMN COCK BULLSHIT DICKHEAD WHORE BALLS SHITTY PIXIES BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! DOUCHEBAG TOWELHEAD FUCK CUNNILINGUS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy QUEEF WANK BOLLOCKS NIPPLES POOPY CRAP DAMMIT POLESMOKER BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HO DOODIE HEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN DOUCHING BUTTFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE RICK MORANIS PISS ARTIST HELL FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN AY-AY-AY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT SUCK MY DICK DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA BLOWJOB BUGFUCK CUNT CUNTSWILLING CHRISTHUMPER GYPSY SHIT FUCKING COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD CHINK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK FRENCH TICKLER SHIT LIKE A HORSE CRAP JOHNNY FEWMETS TIT SPRINKLES WANK FELLATIO CLIT BIGNOSE ARSE [expletive deleted] SAMUEL L. JACKSON YOU SUCK BALLS WANK I WILL END YOU! DIPSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER TWAT FELLATIO URINE-GARGLING TACO NECROPHILIA TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CUNT WANKSPLAT CLEMEN ASSHOLE ASSHAT POLAK TITWANK SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST TWAT TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE HOMO BUTT-HOLE PEDOPHILIA BITCH WILLY WONKA FUCKTARD BOOBIES BELGIUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BELLEND POLESMOKER ASSCRACK BITCH CUNNILINGUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MALARKY ANAL DIABETES BOOBS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE OH SHI– KNOBJOCKEY BENCH PRESS CUNT WANKER ASS BOON I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL JOCKEY YOUR MOM EPIDIDYMIS BONER JOHNNY ASSFACE BLUMPKIN SHITE CRAPFUCKER ANAL CHICKEN SHIT INBRED MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN SHIT SHITHEAD URINE-GARGLING GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFUCKER SNUFF PORN FROG SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? WANKER MARCH OF FLAMES BIRD SHIT YOU SUCK BALLS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S ASS DAMN ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WOMEN'S RIGHTS TWAT FUCKHEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP DUNE COON CHICKEN SHIT WIENER JERK OFF SHITSLINGING PRICK FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS PISS TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSUCKER FUCKSTAIN COCKSHITTER DAMN FUCKBAG GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITTYWANK LOGJAMMER DICKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE INCEST FLYING RAT'S ASS FOREIGN CURRENCY BONG SHITHEAD NIGGER DIPSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER ASS ASSWIPE JERRY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD CRAPPY VAGINA AUTOFELLATIO HELL ANUSCAKE POLACK MACACA CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE VAGINA INJUN ASS PISS ARTIST WIENER ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BUGGER OFF JERRY BUTT-HOLE ART METAL PRODUCTS CHENEY DAMN LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF NAZI CUNT MR WINKLER IS GAY BITCH JACKASS MALARKY CHIGGER BEAVER FUCK RECTUM RAIDER NECROPHILIA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS PISSHOLE FUCKTARD FUCK YOU BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT WHITE RIGHTS CRAPFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKWIT WANK UNICORNS ASSHAT FUCKWIT SHITE FUCKBAG DILDO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING COON HOMO ANUSCAKE BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD CRAP SOD [EXPLETIVE] CUNT SHITFACE YOU WANKER PUSSY INCEST UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FUCK OFF WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DOODIE HEAD FENCE JUMPER LAKE TITICACA FOUR-EYES TITTYWANK BUTTFUCKER WALRUS SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT JIZZ NEGRO GIVING HEAD ASSWIPE FUCK PIECE OF SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INBRED REBECCA BLACK SHAKOPEE PENIS ON A STICK GRUE RAPE RAT'S COCK DICK FUCK ASSFACE HELL WILLY WONKA SHITE SHAKOPEE CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT HELLFIRE COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT ARSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT BLUE PENIS! SHIT BOB SAGET SHIT ALF WOODPECKERSHIT SECOND BALLS PENIS ON A BUN TOWELHEAD DARTH VADER TWO-INCH PENIS SEMEN BULLSHIT CAMEL FUCKER GREASER MILF SHIT SUITCASE PENIS FUCKING TAMPON IN MY ASS AMERICA ONLINE COCKSUCKER CRAPMUNCHER JOHN ELWAY DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY IT'S OVER 9000! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT POOPY DICK WHORE NICARAGUA GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT BELGIUM PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMMIT WANK ASSWIPE JIGGABOO WOODPECKERSHIT SCROTUM SHITPISSER RECTUM RAIDER FUCK MORGAN TSVANGIRAI [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN BUNG-HOLE GOD DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS ASSHAT TRANNY POMMIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD FUCKWIT TWO-INCH PENIS INCEST I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT JIZZ DOUCHE NAZI FUCK FUCK YOU ASSCRACK PICKANINNY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PENIS FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER TIT SPRINKLES JIGGABOO CHICKEN SHIT SHITFACE WANK QUEEF PORCH MONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GYPSY FUCK AY-AY-AY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS OFF DICKHEAD NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RANDY TRAVIS BULLSHIT SIGMUND FREUD VOTE POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT HOMO CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK SNUFF PORN PENIS DICKLICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TALK PAGES BONER BOLLOCKS COCK HOMO NIGGER CROTCH PEARL NECKLACE POMMIE FUCK BASTARD GIVING HEAD BOON BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE GIVING HEAD ASS PRICK RUSTY TROMBONE BALLS D'OH I RAPE WALRUSES! DICKFACE PISS OFF THONG TASTER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE INCEST GYPSY FEATURED ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DAMN FIRECROTCH HELL ASSCRACK COON FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT TITS & DICKS TITS GRAPE PENIS TITMOUSE DAMN JACKASS DICK TITS CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ORGASM TAMPONS I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK GOOK POO POO BLOWJOB NIPPLES AY-AY-AY FAG BASTARD FROG COON MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT LIMEY SHUT UP, MEG! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK ASSHAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER PISS UP MY ARSE NAZI SHITCUNTING I'LL RAPE YOU BULLCRAP SCROTUM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HONKY BLESSED DAMN SAINT HIGH WAGES PECKERHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LET'S SHIT INCEST BALLS BANGKOK TWISTY VAGINA ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITTIES YOU WANKER SHITFACE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS INBRED SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK REDNECK MOTHERFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN TITTIES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITBALLS ASS WILLY WONKA ANAL GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK FRED PHELPS ROSIE O'DONNELL BUGGER BENCH PRESS PISS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SOD PEARL NECKLACE HOSER HAIL SATAN! WANK NEOPETS CHUFF BASTARD LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD BELGIUM ASS WANK FUCKBAG DICKLICK MACACA WOP GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY WANKER SHITSKIN FUCKTARD GOOK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ABO PISS JERK OFF WANK SHITFACE REBECCA BLACK CC PLZ FUCKSTAIN PIG GIVING HEAD TOWELHEAD Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCKFACE and with the FUCKWIT and his RAT'S COCK of girraffes in which RUSKIE while reading about CUNNILINGUS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See OSTRICH MY ASS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- PAKI
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DONALD RUMSFELD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its NECROPHILIA subject. If you do not find it funny NIGGER, it is probably because you are an INBRED AUTOFELLATIO ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CHOAD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ASSWIPE joke loses its humour SHIT LIKE A HORSE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so MOTHERFUCKER ignorant, then you wouldn't have RAPE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JERRY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK OFF BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK |
