Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK OFF'MOTHERFUCKER'ARSE'suck my mothers'SUCK A BIG DICK'BASTARD'BORDER HOPPER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSHAT look at the NIGGER talk page of this suck my mothers article for notes or discussion before PAKI editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LET'S SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JAP, sudden FUCKSTAIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JIZZ or SHITTY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MALARKY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BEAVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIRTY SANCHEZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK FELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially LOLCAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MACACA television programs to address POTTYMOUTH Tourette's syndrome.

WHORE Tourette's is JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST not to be BUTTFUCKER confused with POMMIE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMMIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGNOG random WANK disorientation, culturally-PIECE OF SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SIGMUND FREUD language, BALLS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive SHITFACE quantities DOG FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A PEDOPHILIA Polite Note to the MONKEY SHIT Author:

The WIGGER Tourette's DOUCHING Research Institute was SOD founded to LET'S SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFACE article FLAMING ASS BADGER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JAP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOCKIE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KIDDY FIDDLER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourrette's sufferers BOOBIES swear. You can YOU WANKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SCUMBAG TV, for always focusing on the INBRED bad side of a terrible FELLATIO thing.
• The main YOU SUCK BALLS

symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JENKEM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee TITTYWANK NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is WIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for PORCH MONKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUGGER sufferers to become SHITSLIDE manically depressed and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS commit JACKASS suicide.
• There is no DARTH VADER cure, and the GENITALIA drugs that are available to, "calm" the MARGARET THATCHER tics often have adverse COON side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCK perodol" which caused my entire ORGASM body to go ASSWIPE numb and TOSSER basically made it NIGGA! worse than OH SHI– it is without the ANAL DIABETES drug.

I am an active member of a SEX tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the TITS public view of Tourettes as a "NEGRO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGNOG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOCCASINS sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANKSPLAT this that really ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP annoys me. I am working towards a FRENCH TICKLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YID article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCKSTUFFER, and making fun of a RUSTY TROMBONE horrible disorder is (not) FUCK NUGGET funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WIKIPEDIA time.

Best BALLS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BASKETBALL” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. FAG Regards to Andrew CHOAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The CAPTAIN CRUNCH bastard who wrote this article. You can JERK OFF punch him if you ASSHAT want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HITLER and MOZILLA FIREFOX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FRIG BAND WITH 4 KNOBJOCKEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A INBRED HORSE! JAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JAP'S HOUSE

How MARY WHITEHOUSE to CUNTRAG cure PORCH MONKEY the WANKER Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MOLDY TITS for I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Tourette's DAMN Syndrome MOCCASINS is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST following BLISTERING BARNACLES these YOU WANKER rules DUMBASS in DICKLICK order:

• 1: Avoid ASS immature SHITCOCK little BELLEND kids,
• 2: Count to TWAT within ASSHAT 10 CUNTRAGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NI ARSE FUCKSTAIN nor D'OH talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS don't WALRUS SHIT have CUNTRAG this NIGNOG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HORSE SHIT WITH NASTY I LIKE SCHOOL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHENEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JAP last straw CONDOMS!

I fucking put ASSCRACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE EUROIPODS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at YOU WANKER the TOP OF FUCK THIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be REDNECK offensive. CC PLZ. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BIGNOSE people who try COCKGOBLIN to battle INBRED'HOT GRITS that tight-ass I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL 17-year-REDNECK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COMMUNIST DILDO it now, but someone said DUMBASS' PISS OFF SCUMBAG'TIMBER NIGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING REBECCA BLACK is a laughing FLYING FUCK matter. Plus there HELL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS stuff. So WALRUS SHIT that means CUNT stop getting mad at the SHITBALLS first part too and SLOPE talking about the DARTH VADER letter that it's BOOBS mocking (what IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD letter? I don't even know what ARSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ARSE hi self FUCKTARD even made a really O CANADA good point. "It's BONER nothing more YOU WANKER from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". CUNNILINGUS. Which I'll add DICKHEAD onto LOGJAMMER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HOT GRITS suffer that SHITE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YOUR MOM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you FRIG Want facts, go on DOM DeLUISE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read TWAT the freaking FUCKHEAD article anyway.

BIRD SHIT PUSSY TAFFY AY-AY-AY ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT POMMIE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL

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JACKSON BOOBS ASSFACE CUM ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY WIKIPEDIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS FASCIST SEX FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CC PLZ O KURWA! BALL SACK FUCK YOU ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK ASSFACE COON SHITTY HO TWAT BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKER PICKANINNY FUCKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ANAL I WILL END YOU! ASSHOLE FUCKFACE ARSE TIT SPRINKLES FUCKHEAD BASTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SOD OFF HADJI CUNT CUNT ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG FUCKER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FUCKWIT FUCK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GREASER DEMOCRACY SHITBALLS CRACKER JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES POTTYMOUTH SHITE DICK EAT MY SHIT! FUCK KAFFIR GOBSHITE SPUNK GOOK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME POMMIE DILDO KAFFIR FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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HORSE PENIS O CANADA WHITE PEOPLE PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK FIST FUCK JERK OFF ELECTION INBRED PISS OFF JACKASS VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER GREASER ASSFACE FELCHING DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA ASS WIGGER FAGGOT DOUCHING CUNTBUCKET VENEREAL DISEASE KNOBJOCKEY CHRISTHUMPER RUSKIE ASS LICKER GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT SHIT POOPY SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU BUKKAKE CLEMEN SHIT BOOBS POMMIE FUCKTARD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RAT'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK D'OH TOWELHEAD BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE YOU WANKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER SHITE GOD DAMN KIKE FASHION BUG ASSHOLE ASS WANK SHITHEAD POLACK TITS FUCK BOOBIES GOD DAMN D'OH ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PENISFUCK SON OF A BITCH DAMN WIGGER SHITSLINGING FELCHMONKEY I WILL KILL YOU! ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT POKÉMON NAZI SHITFACE KRAUT WIENER ASSCRACK PISS TAFFY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK YOU JIGGABOO BUKKAKE DUNE COON BULLSHIT CLIT NAZI MOTHERFUCKER ASS FASCIST SHIT ASS BALLS SHITFACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SON OF A BITCH CUM COON ASS FELLATIO SUCK MY COCK STUDENT MOVEMENT POMMIE CLIT CHIGGER CRAP FUCKING HELLFIRE INJUN BITCH IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU FUCKING JUMP! LET'S SHIT TITS FRIG GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FEWMETS FUCKING JUMP! FUCKWIT PIG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD REDNECK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELL GANGBANG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH OH SHI– BALLS FUCKING A GOD BLESS AMERICA DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LET'S SHIT NAZI DICK TWO-INCH PENIS DICKFACE SHITE PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT NIGNOG CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE TACO FUCK YOU PRICK STEVE BALLMER DICKLICK FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY BORDER HOPPER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DUMBASS HONKY SHITFUCKER BITCH FUCKFACE FUCKBAG CUNT SEX BULLCRAP DEVELOPERS! BOOBS CRAPPY FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY ASS CRAP DAMN DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PRICK TAMPONS FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES I'LL RAPE YOU DUNE COON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BITCH HORSE SHIT INBRED MOTHERFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TURD SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE DICK YID GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN NAZI BALLS FUCKTARD KIKE POLACK ASSHOLE HOMO FUCK YOU SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BRITNEY PISS WANK FU SPANG NIGGER BIRD SHIT INCEST ASS LICKER FUCK JIGGABOO GOAT DICK SOD DICKHEAD SMEG FUCKING A SHITFUCKER JACKASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITE and with the FAG and his WIENER of girraffes in which TWAT while reading about DIRTY SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTRAG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MILF