Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKTARD'ASS LICKER'FRENCH TICKLER'TIT SPRINKLES'SPICY CUNT FUCK'BONER'BUTTFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FRIG neurochemical FUCK disorder FRITZ characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SUCK MY DICK, sudden GOD DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHUT UP, MEG! or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMNATION words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TAFFY ASSHAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FEMADOM utterFUCKance of socially TWAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HI, BILLY MAYS HERE television programs to address JERK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourette's is WALRUS SHIT not to be GOD DAMMIT confused with LIMEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOBSHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ALEX TREBEK random COCKING FUCKBOROUGH disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YOU outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SUCK MY DICK language, WHORE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SNUFF PORN SEMEN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INBRED souvenir shoppes and massive FRED PHELPS quantities ASSFACE of ANAL DIABETES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER garbage.

Darnit.

A RAPE Polite Note to the PEARL NECKLACE Author:

The PISS Tourette's FOOTBALL Research Institute was DAMN founded to NIPPLES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article FUCKING BASEBALL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMNATION I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SUGARTITS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JERRY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DYKE Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! bad side of a terrible MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS thing.
• The main FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MALARKY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTT PIRATE knee CLIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SAND NIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DEVELOPERS! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and YOU WANKER commit GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS suicide.
• There is no WETBACK cure, and the NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK A DUCK perodol" which caused my entire WOODPECKERSHIT body to go NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! it is without the BONER drug.

I am an active member of a SHITHEAD tourette syndrome FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKER the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "666 swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BELLEND much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUGGER OFF sorry for BUNG-HOLE "hi-jacking" your ORGASM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BLOWJOB this that really CRAPPY annoys me. I am working towards a TOURETTE'S SYNDROME better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PORCUPINE'S BALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBIES, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) FLYING RAT'S ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your THONG TASTER time.

Best HAIL SATAN! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MINORITIES reply

As PROXY SITES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. CLEVELAND STEAMER Regards to Andrew CARPET MUNCHER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The COCKSMOKER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITCOCK punch him if you DILDO want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE HAS AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my TWISTY VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SUCK MY DICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SCUMBAG and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITTY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TAMPONS BAND WITH 4 FOUR-EYES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TOWELHEAD HORSE! SUCK MY DICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SUCK MY DICK'S HOUSE

How YOU WANKER to PRICK cure INBRED the FUCKING A Tourette's I WILL END YOU! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for DAMNATION Tourette's SHITE Syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT is POLESMOKER following FUCK these BUTT PIRATE rules AUTOFELLATIO in FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature ASSCRACK little LET'S SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to PISS OFF MY ASS within BALLS 10 CONDOMSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSBANDIT ALEX TREBEK WIGGER nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell BITCH yourself you CUNTBUCKET don't FEMADOM have CUNT this FUCKFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY SHITHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITCUNTING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SUCK MY DICK last straw BUTTFUCKER!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE HELLFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK A DUCK the TOP OF DICKFACE THIS TIMBER NIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SONNY BILL WILLIAMS offensive. COCKSMOKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKER people who try BULLSHIT to battle suck my mothers'FRIG that tight-ass ASS LICKER 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RICK MORANIS it now, but someone said WIGGER' YID FAG'FIRECROTCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKFACE is a laughing RAGHEAD matter. Plus there TITMOUSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TWISTY VAGINA Uncyclopedia, there are FIST FUCK articles COCKSMOKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JIZZ stuff. So WOP that means PUSSY stop getting mad at the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST first part too and VAGINA talking about the PRICK letter that it's ALEX TREBEK mocking (what FIRECROTCH letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian REDNECK hi self I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU even made a really NECROPHILIA good point. "It's SHITE nothing more WOMEN'S RIGHTS from a head nod to a DICKHEAD knee tick". MORGAN TSVANGIRAI. Which I'll add YOUR MOM onto CRAPMUNCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BELLEND suffer that CONDOMS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CONAN O'BRIAN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a WOODPECKERSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHINK hilarious. If you DIRTY SANCHEZ Want facts, go on SPIC Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BULLSHIT be offended, don't read I'LL RAPE YOU the freaking PISS OFF MY ASS article anyway.

ASS CHOAD SACRAMENTO UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! WANK PISSHOLE BUGGER ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMNATION

FUCKING A CLIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS SEX DAMMIT FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIKIPEDIA TOWELHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS D'OH BRITNEY ASSHAT TIT SPRINKLES ANAL SCUMBUCKET BENSON SUCKS PIECE OF SHIT URINE-GARGLING CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL DIABETES DAMN IT SHIT SHITSKIN SHITFACE ORGASM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK FAG CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO DAMN ASS PUNANI SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN ASS CUNT SHITFUCKER JACKASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH WETBACK CHOAD HELLFIRE MALL SANTA FUCKSTAIN BONER PISS RUSTY TROMBONE KRAUT CAPTAIN CRUNCH SEMEN WANKSPLAT YOGHURT CANNON CRAPFUCKER TAMPONS ASSCRACK NAZI WINDOWS VISTA PRICK HOMO DAMN TWAT MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT SHITBALLS JIZZ CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FLYING FUCK NIGGER FENCE JUMPER GIVING HEAD GANGBANG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK WINDOWS VISTA NIGGER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSHOLE JACK OFF LOGJAMMER BALL SACK PISS ARTIST HADJI SUCK MY DICK PISS UP MY ARSE JENKEM INCEST SHITE NIGNOG MONKEY SHIT BENSON SUCKS WEHATEMARIO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITWANK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE GENITALIA CUNT EUROIPODS PEARL NECKLACE SEMPRINI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUSSYLICKER MARGARET THATCHER COCKSMOKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK TWAT DICK DOT HEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITPISSER JACK OFF SMEG BITCH YOU WANKER BIRD SHIT BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS WALRUS SHIT LET'S SHIT SOD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COON DUNE COON DICKHEAD CUNT RAT'S COCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOAT DICK BIRD SHIT FRAK BITCH ORGASM RAT'S COCK FAGGOT ROSIE O'DONNELL RIGHTS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RUSTY TROMBONE FEMADOM DICKFACE SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER MILF HITLER SAGGY TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK JACKASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FENCE JUMPER CONAN O'BRIAN BUTTFUCKER EAT MY SHIT! BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA FLAMING ASS BADGER CLEMEN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRIG DUMBASS SHITTY WIKIPEDIA ROMANIA OLD CHRIST OF A DAMN DARTH VADER FUCK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER DIRTY SANCHEZ KRAUT FAGGOT LET'S SHIT CUNT CUNT LAPPER TURD WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] POOPY BASTARD ASSHAT ASS FASCIST DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! AY-AY-AY GRINGO FUCK YOU DAMN IT FUCKING PISS OFF FUCKWIT ASS BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER HOLY DUMB FUCK SMEG DAMN DOUCHE CLUSTERFUCK BEAVER ASSHOLE KNOBJOCKEY NEGRO DICKHEAD POMMIE ANAL DIABETES HELL PENISPENISPENIS!!! CHUFF DAMMIT SHITCUNTING DELICIOUS CAKE SUCK MY COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN INJUN SCUMBAG OSTRICH MY ASS JACK ABRAMOFF BULLSHIT SHITE CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS FUCKER CUNTYMINTS SON OF A BITCH BASKETBALL HOOP INJUN GRIS DICK POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN GRAPE PENIS FELLATIO FUCK YOU NECROPHILIA RAPE GO COUNT YOUR DICK [expletive deleted] SUCK MY COCK GOOK SACRAMENTO BALLS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITE BUTT-HEAD CUNTRAG POLAK BOON WANK PISS BLUMPKIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKFACE DAMN FOOTBALL ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE HO ORGASM EPIDIDYMIS HADJI DAMMIT SHITFACE POOPOO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JIGGABOO TOTAL ASS MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POLESMOKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WOODPECKERSHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHENEY INJUN WANK SHIT WANK BITCH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS OFF FUCKHEAD ARSE SON OF A BITCH POLACK BASTARD PRICK HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT DAMN PUNANI DICKHEAD FUCKBAG FRITZ FRAK ASSHAT COCKSMOKER TIMBER NIGGER BITCH HELL CHENEY BLUMPKIN RAT'S ASS TIT DIRT YOUR MOM SHITE SEX ARSE LENS CRAFTERS CUNTRAG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SOD OFF HELL SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK DICKHEAD ASS PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES CRAPFUCKER CONDOMS ORGASM INBRED FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER TITS PISS FUCK YOU BOOBS BUKKAKE BULLSHIT SHITTY PORCH MONKEY HAIL SATAN! ASSHAT FUDGEPACKER INCEST MICK CONAN O'BRIAN HELLFIRE DAGO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS UP MY ARSE WANK INBRED DOUCHE NAZI PIGFUCKER DOG SHIT CLEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT FAG BALL SACK POTTYMOUTH TITS FUCK YOU PISS OFF MY ASS DIPSHIT GYPSY CHING CHONG CHINK BOYCOTT VIACOM! THONG TASTER DAMN SON OF A BITCH COCKGOBLIN FRENCH TICKLER CLUSTERFUCK JAP ASSWIPE CUNT DIPSHIT BALL SACK POLAK COCK ASS INJUN SUCK MY DICK SHIT OUT OF MY DICK PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS JESSE McCARTNEY HELL FRITZ POMMIE BITCH SHITSLINGING TACO SEX GYPSY DONKEY PUNCHER TRANNY TITS & DICKS AUTOFELLATIO ASSBANDIT BONER TIT SPRINKLES CRACKER HENTAI ASSHAT SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER COCKSMOKER TOWELHEAD DICK TITS PIG DAMN IT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? [EXPLETIVE] PORCH MONKEY CRAPPY CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE COLGATE SAGGY TITS ARSE FUCKSTAIN LOLCAT BALLS DOG FUCKER GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLUSTERFUCK WANKSPLAT SHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER TAMPONS CUNT FUCK 666 pen0r JACKASS SHIT CHOAD ASSWIPE POO POO BLOWJOB LAKE TITICACA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT INBRED FUCK BOB SAGET ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT PUSSY BALLS SCROTUM LOLCAT DAMN FUCKER ASS BLUMPKIN INCEST DAGO SCROTUM GOD BLESS AMERICA DILDO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUM STEVE BALLMER I'LL RAPE YOU NECROPHILIA SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK PISS ARTIST BASTARD [expletive deleted] HELL GANGBANG POOPOO BORDER HOPPER JAP WEHATEMARIO NIGNOG I AM CORNHOLIO! NI BITCH SEX MOTHERFUCKER WANK HORSE SHIT HAIL SATAN! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS ARTIST ASSHAT CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK BITCH [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FELCHING BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA GRINGO BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! DIPSHIT DRAMA I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE COMMUNIST DILDO BIGNOSE ASSHOLE INJUN CHIGGER COCK HORSE PENIS ASSFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TITTYWANK SPUNK YOU WANKER PORCH MONKEY SHITE FRED PHELPS MOCCASINS CUNT CRAPPER SHIT COON JACKASS WANK DAMNATION JENKEM SON OF A BITCH WALRUS SHIT FAGGOT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITWANK FUCKTARD NEOPETS RAGHEAD PENIS TIT DIRT BRITNEY JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFUCKER CC PLZ CLUSTERFUCK CANNED QUOTE SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER BUGGER HADJI DOUCHE TAMPONS NIGGER DARTH VADER ANAL SHITFACE DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMMIT LET'S SHIT SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES TRANNY BONER TRANNY BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE OLD CHRIST OF A PIECE OF SHIT SHITE SHITCOCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RHODESIA CUNT ASS TURD SOD DICKWAD ASSHOLE FUCK YOU ASSCRACK CUNT RAPE COON HELL CHENEY YID BUGGER PRICK WANK TAMPONS SHITHEAD DOUCHE COCKSHITTER CAUCASIANS LIMEY BOLLOCKS FROG'S FAT ASS POLAK SUCK MY COCK SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE PISSHOLE GANGBANG CHUFF NEGRO SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK YOU SHITE SCROTUM WANK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MICK FUCKING PENIS ON A STICK ASSWIPE ASSRAMMER SPANK THE MONKEY NAZI GRINGO SON OF A BITCH SEX SHITTY FUCKHEAD DONGSHOVER ASSRAMMER BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS CHRISTIANITY SON OF A BITCH DOT HEAD BIGNOSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SCROTUM SHIT SAGGY TITS SCUMBAG BIGNOSE CRAP ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKER RAT'S COCK DAGO BOOBS FUCKSTAIN BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE BUGFUCK CUM DONKEY DICK CLIT MALARKY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSWIPE NIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS BEANER CUNT GOD DAMN DYKE DAMMIT REDNECK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YID I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU SCUMBAG HITLER SHITSLINGING ORGASM BRUSH MA TEETH INBRED POLAK DOUCHING COLGATE PISS OFF FIST FUCK MARGARET THATCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE CHOAD SHITCOCK CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCOCK INCEST MILF MARGARET THATCHER CHUFF PUNANI NIGGER FUCKTARD WANKER CHIGGER BEANER FENCE JUMPER ARSE FAGGOT FUCKER PEEPEE CLIT WETBACK RAT'S COCK HOLY DUMB FUCK CHENEY PIG PUSSY TITS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSRAMMER GENITALIA DAMN GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK SON OF A BITCH FUCK JACKASS FUCKFACE ASSHOLE SEX SHIT FASHION BUG AMERICA ONLINE DOG FUCKER SHITTY HOSER FEWMETS JACKASS CHICKEN FRIES DONALD RUMSFELD COCKSTUFFER FRED PHELPS GOD DAMN HADJI SAND NIGGER ANAL SPUNK BUGFUCK DAGO PEARL NECKLACE CUM CARPET MUNCHER DARTH VADER CHAV MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER SUITCASE PENIS NIGNOG GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER MILF KRAUT CUNT CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG SHITE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSWIPE FUCK YOU FUCKTARD AMERICA ONLINE ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS WOP SHITFACE ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER COCKSTUFFER 666 CUNTING ASSCRACK TITS CROTCH ASSCRACK FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKFACE BOOBIES ORGASM GOD DAMN BUGFUCK MARGARET THATCHER WHITE RIGHTS DICK FUCKWIT FUCK POLAK SHITBALLS BITCH BUGGER SMEG TITS TOWELHEAD FASHION BUG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MONKEY SHIT and with the NAZI and his DIRTY SANCHEZ of girraffes in which YUKY DOODY while reading about KAFFIR!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PORCUPINE'S BALLS