Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FUCK OFF comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a SUGARTITS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder DOT HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MY ANUS IS BLEEDING, sudden DUMBASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFUCKER or CUNTBUCKET vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SOD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PENIS ON A STICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COMMUNIST DILDO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOODIE HEAD utterFUCKance of socially FIRECROTCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourette's syndrome.

VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's is TRANNY not to be RAT'S COCK confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WOODPECKERSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MICK random ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP disorientation, culturally-GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CC PLZ FUCK YOU of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BLISTERING BARNACLES souvenir shoppes and massive KRAUT quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES HADJI garbage.

Darnit.

A BUGFUCK Polite Note to the CHOAD Author:

The BASTARD Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Research Institute was HONKY founded to I WILL KILL YOU!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR article BALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WIENER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BANGKOK Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PEARL NECKLACE Tourrette's sufferers POMMIE swear. You can DICK TITS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POTTYMOUTH TV, for always focusing on the DONKEY DICK bad side of a terrible PISS thing.
The main DOG FUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUKKAKE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SUCK MY COCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITE knee KNOBJOCKEY NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PICKANINNY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KAFFIR cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for SHITFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become VENEREAL DISEASE manically depressed and VAGINA commit DICKFACE suicide.
There is no FUCKTARD cure, and the BUKKAKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PENIS perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLINGING body to go SHITSLINGING numb and SPIC basically made it NIGGA! worse than RANDY TRAVIS it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a JIZZ tourette syndrome JUNGLE BUNNY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PENIS the FUCKBAG public view of Tourettes as a "SON OF A BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALL SACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSHOLE sorry for PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! "hi-jacking" your FUCKING A entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POLESMOKER this that really BUTT-HOLE annoys me. I am working towards a SEX better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS UP MY ARSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKWAD, and making fun of a PORCUPINE'S BALLS horrible disorder is (not) MINORITIES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKSPLAT time.

Best UNICORNS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. RUSTY TROMBONE Regards to Andrew GOD DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The JACK ABRAMOFF bastard who wrote this article. You can FRITZ punch him if you FUCK YOU want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLOWJOB saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKBAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are THONG TASTER and MOTHERFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HELL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITTIES BAND WITH 4 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOAT DICK HORSE! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING'S HOUSE

How CUNT to HONKY cure HENTAI the WANK Tourette's GIVING HEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITCUNTING for MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! Tourette's SHIT Syndrome PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT is MASTURBATION following DICKFACE these ORGASM rules CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON in DICK TITS order:

1: Avoid DOG FUCKER immature BALLS little SHITTY kids,
2: Count to FRED PHELPS within BALLS 10 LET'S SHITseconds,
3: Do not open your SUCK A BIG DICK ABO LENS CRAFTERS nor NIGGER talk,
4: Tell JACK OFF yourself you BASTARD don't CAUCASIANS have FUCK A DUCK this GRINGO disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK VENEREAL DISEASE WITH NASTY [EXPLETIVE] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING last straw GANGBANG!

I fucking put FELLATIO' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKSTAIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHOAD the TOP OF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR THIS HELLFIRE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHICKEN FRIES offensive. HOMO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOD DAMN people who try TACO to battle FUDGEPACKER'ART METAL PRODUCTS that tight-ass SEMEN 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DIPSHIT it now, but someone said CHICKEN SHIT' TURD CUNTYMINTS'CHOLERA IS FUN! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TURD is a laughing FUCKING BASEBALL matter. Plus there DONKEY PUNCHER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MARGARET THATCHER Uncyclopedia, there are PENIS articles BALL SACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUGGER stuff. So CUNT that means SHITFACE stop getting mad at the JAP first part too and All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy talking about the BLOWJOB letter that it's LICK PUSSY mocking (what DICKFACE letter? I don't even know what SHUT UP, MEG! the heck you're talking about). Adrian BALL SACK hi self NIGGER even made a really WALRUS SHIT good point. "It's INJUN nothing more BUGFUCK from a head nod to a WOODPECKERSHIT knee tick". 666. Which I'll add ASSFACE onto ASS FASCIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLACK suffer that FUCKTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MARGARET THATCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to AY-AY-AY be, because if I were a FUCK NUGGET Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHAKOPEE hilarious. If you LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Want facts, go on COON Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read BALLS the freaking I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL article anyway.

WANK BANGKOK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE CROTCH WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS VAGINA ORGASM CRAPMUNCHER FUCK BIGNOSE

CUM PISS SHITFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK TOWELHEAD FU SPANG CHOAD BATMAN & ROBIN DICKLICK CRAPMUNCHER BIRD SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS GRINGO POMMIE SMEG WANK FUCKTARD KRAUT POLACK NIPPLES JAP SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? INBRED IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS CLUSTERFUCK JAP FUCKING JUMP! P'KANG GOAT DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCK DAMN BUTTFUCKER P'KANG WILLY WONKA CUNT CHIGGER SHITFACE HOMO FEWMETS SON OF A BITCH VAGINA WHORE PISS ARTIST RAPE POLESMOKER SHITSKIN CHOLERA IS FUN! PORCH MONKEY JACKASS SHIT ORGASM FRITZ FUCKER RAPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES FLYING FUCK HELL ASS TENTACLE RAPE FEMADOM FUCKHEAD TITWANK PISS CAUCASIANS MARY WHITEHOUSE YOUR MOM ASSHOLE SHITHEAD SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS INJUN PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BELGIUM JACK OFF SOD SHITSLINGING POMMIE BOOBS BAD MOTHERFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS DOUCHING JACKASS DAMN BULLSHIT BRITNEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BALLS BLUMPKIN BITCH CUNT RAPE DAMN WANK ORGASM HELL FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTERFUCK BALLS HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKFACE I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN WIENER FENCE JUMPER GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMN BEAVER SHITTY POOPY BIRD SHIT DOUCHEBAG DONKEY DICK SHITSLINGING CUNT ASSFACE SEMEN BITCH DAMN CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS DIPSHIT MASTURBATION BULLSHIT FUCK FUCK BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER FUCKWIT HELL RAPE MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK BOOBS POLACK TITTIES FUCKBAG SOD OFF D'OH FROG'S FAT ASS BOLLOCKS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SCUMBAG ASSHOLE EMO DUMBASS FUDGEPACKER HENTAI VAGINA YOUR MOM CUNT JACK ABRAMOFF ASS DICKFACE MONASTERIES SUCK MY DICK MASTURBATION CUM GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST NIPPLES DICK TITS BALL SACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY CUM [EXPLETIVE] BUTT-FOR-BRAINS VAGINA ASSHOLE BASTARD BOOBS GANGBANG ASS SHITHEAD TITTYWANK BELLEND TITTIES COCK CHOAD SHITHEAD CUM FUCK OFF DOG FUCKER D'OH DICK TITS DAMN suck my mothers RAT'S ASS 666 DICK MOCKIE JACKASS SHIT NORTH KOREA CHICKEN SHIT PUNANI FU SPANG DAMN BUKKAKE SAGGY TITS WANK WANK ASSHOLE TITS BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS HO O CANADA CLEMEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CRAPFUCKER CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK YOU ASSHOLE NAZI TITTIES SON OF A BITCH PISS TITMOUSE SMEG NIGGER [expletive deleted] I WILL END YOU! FUCK YOU SHIT GIVING HEAD WHORE ASSHAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITTIES CUNT CRAPPER ANUSCAKE FUCK OFF BOOBS SHITFACE REDSKIN DIPSHIT TITS BASTARD CRACKER URINE-GARGLING FELCHMONKEY WETBACK FLYING FUCK ORGASM ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CRAPFUCKER SHITHEAD DICKFACE DARTH VADER SCROTUM ASSFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SUCK MY DICK DICK IN A BOX JUSTIN BIEBER SHITE ANAL BITCH ASS FASCIST POTTYMOUTH AUTOFELLATIO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOUCHING FUCK WIKIPEDIA FUCK YOU ASS FASCIST FRIG CUM PENISFUCK VAGINA BITCH D'OH BUGFUCK FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER RAPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER [expletive deleted] DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD FUCKWIT CHIGGER COCK MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITSKIN POLACK JIGGABOO WILLY WONKA DIPSHIT SHITE GENITALIA FUCKFACE SIGMUND FREUD GREASER BLISTERING BARNACLES DONKEY DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK GYPSY HAIL SATAN! ASS LICKER COCKGOBLIN PAKI COCKGOBLIN FELCHING GOAT DICK DAMN SHIT SMEG NIGGER PORCH MONKEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICK MOCKIE HORSE SHIT JOHNNY SHITTY SCROTUM DILDO ASSHOLE BALL SACK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 LAKE TITICACA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE I DON'T HAVE AIDS D'OH NIGNOG DICK TITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GANGBANG FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK JACK OFF RAGHEAD TIT SPRINKLES TWAT DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD WANKSPLAT KIDDY FIDDLER BITCH CAUCASIANS DOUCHING CLIT PISS DUMBASS FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK D'OH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CROTCH FUCK CUNT CRAPFUCKER PUNANI WIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK ASS BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSFACE SIGMUND FREUD GARBAGE DAY! BUTT PIRATE FUCK A DUCK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH CHUFF ASS TWISTY VAGINA RICK MORANIS QUEEF O CANADA TITTIES HELL RAT'S ASS MALARKY BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSHOLE CHIGGER CHOAD FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFUCKER SHITPISSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITWANK SPIC BUTTFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA ASS SHITFUCKER SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY SHITE GOD DAMN DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SON OF A BITCH PUSSYLICKER YOU WANKER DUMBASS BALL SACK SAND NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT DAMN O KURWA! TACO DIPSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEX ASSFACE FAGGOT CRAPMUNCHER JERK OFF BULLSHIT SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK INJUN ASSHOLE JACKASS GOOK CC PLZ CUNT DAMN NIPPLES MONKEY SHIT FRIG ARSE WEHATEMARIO FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT BITCH TURD CAMEL JOCKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BULLSHIT LOGJAMMER NAZI DICK CHICKEN FUCK SCROTUM SHITTY INCEST PUSSYLICKER FUCKBAG INCEST GIVING HEAD HORSE SHIT PENIS RAT'S ASS VAGINA RAGHEAD ASSHOLE JUNGLE BUNNY WANKSPLAT DONGSHOVER SHIT CUNT O CANADA FUCK FUCKFACE POLAK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MICK BALLS HOSER PISS OFF ASSHOLE ASSCRACK BIGNOSE AUTOFELLATIO MOCKIE MOTHERFUCKER DICK TITS HENTAI PUSSYLICKER ASSHAT DOT HEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITFACE SAGGY TITS SON OF A BITCH DAMN BUTT PIRATE TITS CLUSTERFUCK DOG FUCKER INJUN DICK PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMMIT COCK GARBAGE DAY! LET'S SHIT SHIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DAMN SHITE WILLY WONKA FRENCH TICKLER INBRED ASS LICKER SACRAMENTO OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE ASSHAT DONALD RUMSFELD TITWANK FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER HENTAI DICK FUCKING JUMP! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JAP WANK DONGSHOVER JOHNNY SPUNK PICKANINNY SCROTUM CHAV DARTH VADER CUNTYMINTS DAMN DUMBASS SHITPISSER GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER BOOBS O CANADA CRAPMUNCHER SHIT COCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS OFF MY ASS AY-AY-AY HELLFIRE GO HOME AND DIE COON AMERICA ONLINE WANK TIMBER NIGGER DICKLICK SHUT UP, MEG! JUSTIN BIEBER FU SPANG WANKSPLAT NIHILISM WANKER SHITBALLS NIGGER TITS MARGARET THATCHER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKBAG CRAPMUNCHER FELLATIO BONER TITS DAMN PENISPENISPENIS!!! DAMNED TABERNACLE CLIT DICK CHICKEN SMEG BASTARD VAGINA CHOAD DAGO GRIS DAMMIT TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK BLOWJOB SEX EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PUSSY BASTARD ASSHAT BASTARD SOD OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MAMA MIA PUSSY BLUMPKIN CHOAD WETBACK TONY LA RUSSA PENIS ON A STICK JACKASS FUCKING DOUCHE POMMIE COCKSUCKER BEANER NAZI BUGFUCK WIENER SHITCOCK SUCK MY DICK DAMMIT SOD OFF SUCK MY DICK ORGASM BUTTFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING RAT'S ASS BASEBALL FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF SHIT DOT HEAD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CROTCH FUCKHEAD FEMADOM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TITS HELL JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HELL 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING A CAUCASIANS MILF FROG'S FAT ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH SHIT FUCKTARD EPIDIDYMIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE FUCKHEAD BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT WIGGER PENIS PIGFUCKER BUGFUCK BUTTFUCKER COCKSUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSCRACK FUCKTARD LOGJAMMER WANK GOD DAMMIT DAMNED TABERNACLE PRICK RAT'S COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX PORCH MONKEY SHITE BALLS TRANNY NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT SHIT SHIT CONDOMS ARSE PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACKASS SHIT FUCK [expletive deleted] ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF SHITTY REDNECK TITTIES DICK JACK OFF FUCKWIT PENISFUCK PEDOPHILIA MOLDY TITS P'KANG CC PLZ SHITTY JACKASS BEANER POLAK BITCH SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITE HELL BONER PUSSY FUCK OFF I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PORCH MONKEY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE KAFFIR ASS LICKER TAMPONS STEVE BALLMER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SCUMBAG SHITHEAD CLUSTERFUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MICK HADJI MICK COCK MONKEY SHIT NIGGER SHITE BASTARD BUTT PIRATE PEDOPHILIA WETBACK DEVELOPERS! MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GRINGO BOYCOTT VIACOM! NIGGER HOSER JUNGLE BUNNY POLESMOKER CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY DONKEY PUNCHER HO LIMEY HELLFIRE WANK GOD DAMN FROG SPIC RUSTY TROMBONE GREASER ASSHOLE DOG SHIT GOAT DICK SHITSLINGING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHAV D'OH DICKLICK I'LL RAPE YOU LIMEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER DICKHEAD HOMO DOG FUCKER SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK OFF FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK JERK OFF YOU WANKER ALF SHIT FUCK PIG 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ORGASM DEVELOPERS! COCKSMOKER FLAMING ASS BADGER SPANK THE MONKEY WOP FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU BUKKAKE POLAK PEEPEE PISS ARTIST DUNE COON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FELLATIO COCKSTUFFER FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! PIGFUCKER INJUN BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE DAMN FUCK OFF PISS SPUNK FUCK OFF GANGBANG PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MALL SANTA BOOBIES WANK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SCROTUM FEWMETS DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER CRAPFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK suck my mothers COCK FUCKSTAIN TIT DIRT SLOPE CUNTYMINTS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOOK CUNTSWILLING WANK BITCH FUCK YOU COCK CUNTBUCKET BLOWJOB DAMN IT NIGGER GRAPE PENIS DILDO DOM DeLUISE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BALL SACK EPIDIDYMIS PISS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PENIS ON A STICK DOUCHING SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS CUNT BITCH ASS FASCIST CHIGGER CHINK CRACKER SHITTY BULLSHIT FUCK YOU CROTCH BENSON SUCKS CLEVELAND STEAMER IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! SUCK A BIG DICK BELLEND HELLFUCKER SHIT SHITHEAD JAP DOM DeLUISE BALL SACK LIMEY DAMN COCKSTUFFER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BANGKOK SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA REDSKIN SHITCOCK DAMN BONER MALARKY POLESMOKER CROTCH DICKFACE HELL PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! POMMIE FUCK FENCE JUMPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR WETBACK [expletive deleted] TITTIES CHOAD MEG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKING ARSE TWAT JERRY CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD FUCKING CUNT CONDOMS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLEMEN HELL HO POLACK MOCCASINS FUCKER SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER BUTT-HOLE DUMBASS HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITCOCK NI CLUSTERFUCK NEGRO GOD DAMN TEDDY BEARS SPUNK BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAA! TRANNY WOODPECKERSHIT GRINGO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MACACA ASSHAT TITWANK CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCKSMOKER HATE HATE HAT TAMPONS ASSHAT FUCK YOU MONKEY BALLS BUTTFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA SHIT DICK CHICKEN CUNT ON CRACK INVISIBLE! FUCKHEAD POLESMOKER CUNTSWILLING ALF TIMBER NIGGER CHOLERA IS FUN! DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK AMERICA ONLINE FOUR-EYES BUKKAKE NIPPLES MONKEY'S UNCLE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CRAPPY SPICY CUNT FUCK PORCH MONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BONER SHITE FRENCH TICKLER DOT HEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! BULLSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BLUMPKIN ASSFACE SHITBALLS LOLCAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POLAK GOBSHITE NIPPLES WANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITE CHIGGER BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK ANUSCAKE PRICK BONER PISS GOAT DICK SCUMBAG CAUCASIANS TAFFY TITTYWANK PUSSY YOUR MOM DONKEY DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DELICIOUS CAKE ASSFACE FENCE JUMPER FIRECROTCH NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING TITS HELL FLYING FUCK WANK CHOAD SEMEN BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK DAMN IT FUCK OFF AMERICA ONLINE DOUCHING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TITTYWANK DICK IN A BOX GARBAGE DAY! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RUSTY TROMBONE ORGASM JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ARSE CHENEY TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE CAMEL FUCKER SHIT DOUCHEBAG COMMUNIST DILDO BOLLOCKS DAMN CRACKER FUCK ABO SAGGY TITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FAGGOT BEANER ASSHAT BOOBIES SHITCUNTING BOOBS FRENCH TICKLER SHITBALLS SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTT-HOLE SHIT BUTTFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER suck my mothers SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE YOGHURT CANNON BUKKAKE GOD DAMN BONG WIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BEANER ASS LICKER JOHNNY GRINGO JESSE McCARTNEY DOG FUCKER BLUMPKIN WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING HENTAI FUCKTARD WIENER TIMBER NIGGER HORSE SHIT DIPSHIT DOUCHING CRAPMUNCHER DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CARPET MUNCHER PEDOPHILIA P'KANG JERK OFF DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS MARGARET THATCHER TONY LA RUSSA NECROPHILIA COCK AUTOFELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT BASTARD INCEST GANGBANG GRIS WANK NI ASS LICKER SEX CONDOMS BLUE PENIS! Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNTBUCKET and with the ASSWIPE and his FUCK YOU of girraffes in which BIRD SHIT while reading about FUCKSTAIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SAND NIGGER also


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