Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSHAT'DAGO'COCK'BUTTFUCKER'MOTHERFUCKER'FUCKWIT'DAMMIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTTFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder I LIKE BUSH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKING A, sudden FUCKING JUMP! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIRTY SANCHEZ or BUGGER OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PRICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may REBECCA BLACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TWAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BEANER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOP utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BALL SACK television programs to address I WILL END YOU! Tourette's syndrome.

WETBACK Tourette's is DAMNATION not to be GOD DAMMIT confused with CRAPFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LIKE FATHER LIKE SON random FLYING RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-POTTYMOUTH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WEHATEMARIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GO HOME AND DIE language, JAP and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COMMUNIST DILDO souvenir shoppes and massive VENEREAL DISEASE quantities FIRECROTCH of ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A SIGMUND FREUD Polite Note to the PUSSY Author:

The BLOWJOB Tourette's NEGRO Research Institute was FUCK OFF founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLESSED DAMN SAINT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NIGGER article CHOAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS LICKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELLFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITTY Tourrette's sufferers FUCKHEAD swear. You can BUKKAKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the BALLS bad side of a terrible DOUCHEBAG thing.
• The main MONKEY BALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS FASCIST knee FELLATIO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for BLUMPKIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage THONG TASTER sufferers to become BALLS manically depressed and JUNGLE BUNNY commit PUSSYLICKER suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the DOG SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the TURD tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go FIRECROTCH numb and DONKEY PUNCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PAKI it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a CARPET MUNCHER tourette syndrome JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FELCHING the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "DUMBASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JENKEM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BLUMPKIN sorry for CLEMEN "hi-jacking" your VENEREAL DISEASE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCK this that really I'LL RAPE YOU annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HI, BILLY MAYS HERE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a PISS UP MY ARSE horrible disorder is (not) BUGFUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTTFUCKER time.

Best POMMIE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CRAPPY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society FIREWALLS.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The BELLEND bastard who wrote this article. You can GANGBANG punch him if you FUCKTARD want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TOSSER saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKING A Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are YOU WANKER and SPANK THE MONKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACK OFF BAND WITH 4 TITS & DICKS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A VENEREAL DISEASE HORSE! FUCKING A IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKING A'S HOUSE

How DOUGHNUT PUNCHER to DIRTY SANCHEZ cure FUCKSTAIN the SEX Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TWO-INCH PENIS for FUCKTARD Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome ARSE is HO following TITTIES these EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA rules INCEST in ROSES order:

• 1: Avoid BALLS immature JOHNNY little SHITTY kids,
• 2: Count to WIKIPEDIA within CUNNILINGUS 10 SLOPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FELLATIO SHITCOCK THIS IS SPARTA! nor TENTACLE RAPE talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you SHITHEAD don't HELL have I'LL RAPE YOU this GOBSHITE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITHEAD WITH NASTY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FOUR-EYES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKING A last straw SPICY CUNT FUCK!

I fucking put FRIG' my comment at the TOP OF THE HEIL HITLER! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LET'S SHIT the TOP OF BITCH THIS NIGGER TITS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. MACACA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WOODPECKERSHIT people who try IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK to battle PRICK'PISS ARTIST that tight-ass PENIS ON A STICK 17-year-WANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ORGASM it now, but someone said HEIL HITLER!' BRITNEY PISS OFF'FUCKSTAIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKHEAD is a laughing FUCKING JUMP! matter. Plus there COCKSMOKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FEMADOM Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK YOU articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKHEAD stuff. So DUMBASS that means HADJI stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! talking about the FUCKWIT letter that it's ASSHOLE mocking (what BLOWJOB letter? I don't even know what SUGARTITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSMOKER hi self MOTHERFUCKER even made a really FUCK good point. "It's JESSE McCARTNEY nothing more YOU WANKER from a head nod to a JESSE McCARTNEY knee tick". FROG. Which I'll add TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE onto IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSCRACK suffer that SAND NIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FELLATIO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MAMA MIA be, because if I were a RAGHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACKASS hilarious. If you BALL SACK Want facts, go on CRAPPY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITHEAD be offended, don't read PISS UP MY ARSE the freaking FRITZ article anyway.

P'KANG FUCKER POTTYMOUTH TOWELHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK PISS OFF PEARL NECKLACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER

SHITE SHITCOCK PISS SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSHAT ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG NEGRO QUEEF BEAVER DAGO SHITE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BULLSHIT VAGINA DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BANGKOK [expletive deleted] BITCH SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER BONER SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK MAMA MIA CLEMEN CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHAT REDNECK FRIG SHIT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? ASSHAT ASSWIPE BUGGER OFF CRAPPY CUM MICK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS BITCH TITMOUSE DOUCHEBAG SEMEN FUCK YOU BIGNOSE INJUN NIPPLES WANK WANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SCUMBAG SCROTUM CONDOMS DICKHEAD THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS GYPSY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NORTH KOREA BELLEND ASS ASSWIPE FUCKTARD COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF POOPY FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING SUCK MY DICK BULLCRAP WANK POMMIE DICKHEAD FUCKWIT TITTIES [expletive deleted] COON NORTH KOREA SHIT DAMN GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST ASSFACE KRAUT PAKI DUMBASS FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKFACE SHITSLINGING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FIRECROTCH DICK CHICKEN REBECCA BLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITMOUSE BOLLOCKS COON MONKEY BALLS KAFFIR SHITBALLS FUDGEPACKER CUNNILINGUS FUCK SHITHEAD DONGSHOVER MOLDY TITS SUCK MY COCK FUCKING A BIGNOSE FROG TWAT RICK MORANIS SLOPE DAMN DICKFACE BELLEND SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP HADJI INBRED WANK {{USERNAME}} NEGRO COCK CUM LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICK CHICKEN SHITE INCEST SOD VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING AUTOFELLATIO ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN FUCKWIT DAMN POOPOO TIT DIRT POMMIE GANGBANG DICKLICK CUNNILINGUS BIRD SHIT BASTARD GANGBANG BALL SACK SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN INBRED GOOK FAG ASSHAT NICARAGUA WHORE BOOBIES HORSE SHIT FUCK DAMNATION BAD MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY DOG FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG SHITCOCK ASSHAT DAMN IT DONALD RUMSFELD BUTTFUCKER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOG SHIT CC PLZ BONER FENCE JUMPER OH SHI– CRAPFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEX SHITHEAD CUNT FUCKBAG JUNGLE BUNNY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MARGARET THATCHER HENTAI JERK OFF BATHING SUIT AREA RECTUM RAIDER ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! FASHION BUG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS BITCH PENIS EPIDIDYMIS DILDO BULLCRAP FUCKFACE DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK BONG JUMPING JESUS!!! SHIT POWERSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN TITTIES BOON FRIG BUTT PIRATE DAMMIT ASS BAT FUCK INSANE WIENER DAMN HELL ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER FUCKING SACRED SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO JUMPING JESUS!!! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING RAT'S ASS DILDO D'OH FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST FUCKING IN SACREMENT ASSCRACK DAMN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMNATION POMMIE CUNTBUCKET SEX SHITE GOD DAMN WANK PENIS HELL CHICKEN SHIT EARS OF CHRIST PISS LIMEY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT FUCKHEAD TWAT CLIT SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! BUTT-HOLE DOUCHING ARSE ANAL SHIT POOPY ASSFACE FUDGEPACKER VAGINA REDSKIN HEIL HITLER! CUNT MOCKIE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RANDY TRAVIS CHOAD BASTARD ASSRAMMER [EXPLETIVE] SEX CUNT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NAZI DEVELOPERS! HOMO INBRED WIENER CAPTAIN CRUNCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK BALL SACK PENIS ON A STICK WOODPECKERSHIT DICK SHAKOPEE BITCH BASTARD BATMAN & ROBIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL GENITALIA BITCH PUSSY ASS WANK ALF FUCKBAG REDSKIN WHITE PEOPLE BONER CRAPFUCKER BITCH FUCK OFF GOBSHITE SHITE BITCH TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING MICK PISS SHITFUCKER DAMN BOOBS FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU MASTURBATION HOMO BITCH YOU WANKER SHIT YOGHURT CANNON AUTOFELLATIO CUNT SHITSLIDE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COCKSUCKER MALARKY TITS & DICKS JIGGABOO FELLATIO SHIT ASSFACE CUNT WALRUS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES QUEEF SON OF A BITCH SHITCUNTING DICKLICK FUCK YOU SHITHEAD FUCK FUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BASTARD FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN FUCK JIZZ PUSSY GIVING HEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK HAIL SATAN! MOCCASINS CRAP ON A STICK PEEPEE CUNTRAG BULLSHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICKHEAD BITCH ASSCRACK ASS HELL JENKEM DAMN BIG FOOT HELL BEANER FUCKFACE HELL SOD OFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CHING CHONG CHINK REDNECK CUNT CRAPPER DUNE COON ANUSCAKE SON OF A BITCH PISSHOLE TAMPONS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! DOUCHE FUCK YOU SMEG SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S ASS SUITCASE PENIS FUCK YOU SCUMBAG DAMN DOG SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS JERK OFF RAT'S COCK FUCK VOTE WANK SHITCOCK DAMN SHITTY SPANK THE MONKEY TURD SHAKOPEE ASSRAMMER SPUNK TURD DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER CHUFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DONKEY DICK ASS BUNG-HOLE DOUCHING CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD FUCKWIT DEMOCRACY NIPPLES FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK GREASER COCKSHITTER CUNT NIGGER SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK FELCHING WIGGER SHITSLIDE JAP ASSHOLE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BAT FUCK INSANE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PIECE OF SHIT DAMMIT SHITHEAD DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NEGRO SEMEN DICKFACE CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION RUSKIE HELL SEMEN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOBSHITE DYKE RAT'S COCK MOCKIE PAKI ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH POMMIE DICKHEAD DAMN IT WANKER FUCK OFF SAGGY TITS BONER FUCKHEAD FRIG DICKLICK SACRAMENTO CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSBANDIT BALLS JERK OFF SCUMBAG SACRAMENTO DAMN IT FUCKER DILDO FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER CHOAD BUNG-HOLE MILF BALL SACK BUTT PIRATE CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLIDE COCKSHITTER RAT'S ASS PISS MOLDY TITS NEGRO DONALD RUMSFELD DAGO POTTYMOUTH FAGGOT ARSE FUCKSTAIN WOP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ANUSCAKE SPICY CUNT FUCK FELLATIO GOD DAMN MALL SANTA FELLATIO PUSSY NIPPLES SHIT ARSE BIGNOSE WANK BOOBS BASTARD BUTT PIRATE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JUMPING JESUS!!! REDSKIN FLYING FUCK BIGNOSE DILDO FUCK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHITE DAMN BIG FOOT DAMN IT FUCK FUCKHEAD NIGGER SEX DAMN SCROTUM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK OFF HOMO ASS DICKFACE PISSHOLE SUITCASE PENIS DICK TITS BIGNOSE FUCKING BASEBALL SCUMBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ MOZILLA FIREFOX POMMIE ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WANKER ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DIPSHIT POMMIE BITCH GREASER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS FUCKBAG NICARAGUA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DAMN IT BASTARD DYKE SOD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNNILINGUS CONDOMS BIRD SHIT FELLATIO MARCH OF FLAMES MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ASSHOLE ASSCRACK NIPPLES SUGARTITS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKING BASEBALL KAFFIR GOD DAMMIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE SUCK A BIG DICK WALRUS SHIT SHITE CHIGGER ANUSCAKE [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] BALLS PISS OFF WANK CONDOMS FUCK COCKSUCKER ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLIT BUGGER OFF SHIT HADJI HADJI TACO SPUNK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WANK TENTACLE RAPE PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER PUSSY ROSIE O'DONNELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SON OF A BITCH BORDER HOPPER ASSFACE COCKSMOKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DAMN JIGGABOO PUSSY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FELLATIO INJUN DICKHEAD BASTARD ASSFACE BEAVER YOU WANKER SHITTY CONDOMS CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSCRACK CHENEY POTTYMOUTH GREASER GOOK HOLY DUMB FUCK TITS JESSE McCARTNEY WIGGER BITCH POLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SACRAMENTO CUNT BIRD IN THE HOUSE MARGARET THATCHER SUCK MY COCK JACKASS SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NAZI BATHING SUIT AREA NECROPHILIA HELL DAMN NECROPHILIA FELLATIO FUCKING BASEBALL DICK NAZI GRINGO I RAPE WALRUSES! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOUCHE NAZI ASSWIPE PISS POMMIE HO LOLCAT PEDOPHILIA FUCKING A TIMBER NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS ARTIST PRICK BULLSHIT ASSHOLE BONER PENISFUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES GRAPE PENIS PUNANI CC PLZ BASTARD BIG FOOT RAPE BRITNEY RECTUM RAIDER LAKE TITICACA SUCK MY DICK DONKEY DICK PUNANI SEX BIGNOSE HUEY P. NEWTON FUCK GOOK FUCK NUGGET WANKER TITS BUTT-HOLE PISSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER CUNT SHITE COCK BUGGER OFF MOCKIE PUSSYLICKER TITWANK PISS ARTIST D'OH WIENER SHITSKIN BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS GRUE RAPE SAND NIGGER TOTAL VENEREAL DISEASE SHAKOPEE BEAVER DAMN FUCKING COCKSMOKER CONDOMS GOD DAMN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITSLINGING EPIDIDYMIS SHITE BOB SAGET HONKY JOHN SMILEY FACE MICK PRICK SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE NI ROSIE O'DONNELL DIPSHIT INJUN TITS CHRISTHUMPER DICK TITS YOUR MOM ASSBANDIT FUCKSTAIN MILF YUKY DOODY CRAP ON A STICK JERK OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER AUTOFELLATIO OSTRICH MY ASS WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ARSE CHOAD RAT'S COCK NIPPLES DOUCHETITS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD TACO SHITHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! 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COCK MARGARET THATCHER PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU HENTAI JUSTIN BIEBER YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHE CUM I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT ASSWIPE HELL REDSKIN BASTARD SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD GRIS NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRAPMUNCHER BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK YOU FUCK SHIT BITCH JOHN ELWAY SHITSLINGING LAKE TITICACA BITCH HELL INBRED FUCK INBRED HUEY P. 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DICKHEAD ASSCRACK BLISTERING BARNACLES HO ANAL WHORE CHOAD BEAVER CRAPPY FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK RAT'S ASS RAPE PIECE OF SHIT ANAL HOLY DUMB FUCK RAGHEAD JACKASS CHINK MICK MOCCASINS WANK SHITTY CHRIS CHAN SHITTY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIPSHIT PISSHOLE ASS AY-AY-AY CUNTRAG GRAPE PENIS ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT WIKIPEDIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MALARKY FUCKER BASTARD VAGINA DAMN HOSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT SCUMBUCKET SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GANGBANG SCROTUM HELL BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! NAZI FUCKFACE DICK BUGFUCK SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT GOBSHITE BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY CAUCASIANS TACO DAGO TIT DIRT CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CRAP ON A STICK WIENER HOCKEY SHITHEAD ASS WETBACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FLAMING ASS BADGER SEX GOBSHITE ARSE CUNT ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD ABO ASSHAT ASSHAT CHUFF PIG FUCKSTAIN MR WINKLER IS GAY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DYKE FUCKWIT FIST FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WANK PRICK SHITCOCK CC PLZ MILF DOUCHEBAG BITCH CRAP ON A STICK POOPOO POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD [Insert swear here] SUCK MY DICK WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY VAGINA COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT [expletive deleted] YOGHURT CANNON ASSHOLE DAMNATION suck my mothers PENIS ON A BUN KIKE FIRECROTCH MAMA MIA BITCH RECTUM RAIDER FAG HENTAI INBRED TENTACLE RAPE DICKHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive POLESMOKER and with the CHICKEN SHIT and his ORGASM of girraffes in which TAMPON IN MY ASS while reading about SPUNK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTTFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CLIT