Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SON OF A BITCH'TRANNY'PIECE OF SHIT'DONKEY PUNCHER'DAMN'DICK'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BITCH look at the SUGARTITS talk page of this FUCK YOU article for notes or discussion before FUCKING BASEBALL editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TWAT neurochemical FUCK disorder BOOBIES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, sudden SONNY BILL WILLIAMS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EXTRA LONG PENIS or CHICKEN SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PAGE BLANKING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRIENDS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PRICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FAG PISS ARTIST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOMEN'S RIGHTS utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK YOU television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

FOUR-EYES Tourette's is ASS not to be BLOWJOB confused with RICK MORANIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLUSTERFUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FELCHMONKEY random COCKSUCKER disorientation, culturally-FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SCUMBUCKET outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FAGGOT language, DICKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SPUNK souvenir shoppes and massive DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S quantities COCKSUCKER of ANAL DIABETES PUSSY garbage.

Darnit.

A WOMEN'S RIGHTS Polite Note to the SEMEN Author:

The FLAMEVIPER Tourette's BIGNOSE Research Institute was CLUSTERFUCK founded to HELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCUMBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INCEST article BEANER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIPSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNTRAG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NORTH KOREA Tourrette's sufferers HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS swear. You can NORTH KOREA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENIS TV, for always focusing on the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE bad side of a terrible LONGCAT IS LONG thing.
• The main BUGGER OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RAT'S COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ALF knee DOG SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HI, BILLY MAYS HERE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SON OF A BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PORCUPINE'S BALLS school for FRENCH TICKLER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CAMEL FUCKER sufferers to become CONDOMS manically depressed and FUCKTARD commit CLEVELAND STEAMER suicide.
• There is no TAFFY cure, and the BASEBALL drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOD DAMN tics often have adverse HITLER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH body to go JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST numb and DOUCHE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DONALD RUMSFELD it is without the WANKSPLAT drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS tourette syndrome CAMEL JOCKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITSLINGING the DUNE COON public view of Tourettes as a "CROTCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BLOWJOB much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! sorry for DILDO "hi-jacking" your MASTURBATION entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GENITALIA this that really ASSHAT annoys me. I am working towards a 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS OFF MY ASS, and making fun of a TITS horrible disorder is (not) PEARL NECKLACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MILF time.

Best DOUGHNUT PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COCKSHITTER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MINORITIES degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. FUCKING Regards to Andrew TURD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The ASSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can SUCK A BIG DICK punch him if you JERRY want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are YID and ASSFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAGHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PRICK BAND WITH 4 CLEMEN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'S HOUSE

How JACKASS to DOUCHING cure CHIGGER the JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DONKEY PUNCHER for RICK MORANIS Tourette's CONDOMS Syndrome FROG'S FAT ASS is VENEREAL DISEASE following SPUNK these FUCKBAG rules PISS OFF in FIST FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS immature FUCKWIT little BASTARD kids,
• 2: Count to JERK OFF within DUMBASS 10 FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SAND NIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFUCKER nor LIMEY talk,
• 4: Tell CHIGGER yourself you VAGINA don't PENIS ON A STICK have SHITFACE this SHITFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK WITH NASTY DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT last straw BITCH!

I fucking put SEX' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPICY CUNT FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WEHATEMARIO the TOP OF PENIS THIS RAT'S ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKFACE offensive. JACKASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try NIGGER TITS to battle FUCKING A'WANK that tight-ass HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS 17-year-FUCKING BASEBALL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TURD it now, but someone said ASS' MASTURBATION HONKY'KRAUT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHING is a laughing DONKEY PUNCHER matter. Plus there BIRD SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are PISS OFF articles SHITBALLS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I'LL RAPE YOU stuff. So Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! that means FUCK stop getting mad at the MOCCASINS first part too and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD talking about the FUCKER letter that it's CUNT mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! the heck you're talking about). Adrian ANAL DIABETES hi self RANDY TRAVIS even made a really MONKEY SHIT good point. "It's FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA nothing more WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add PAKI onto BELGIUM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIPSHIT suffer that MARGARET THATCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FAGGOT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a PENISPENISPENIS!!! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKWIT hilarious. If you DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Want facts, go on SHITTY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll THONG TASTER be offended, don't read FUCKWIT the freaking FUCKWIT article anyway.

FUCK DUMBASS BULLSHIT FELCHING FUDGEPACKER D'OH COCK DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER

CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A POLESMOKER BATHING SUIT AREA COCKSUCKER WANKSPLAT HEIL HITLER! ASSCRACK DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS FIRECROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT SHITTY BUTT PIRATE QUEEF GOD DAMN NIGGER CUNTYMINTS GOD BLESS AMERICA HONKY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PIGFUCKER SCUMBUCKET FUCK YOU TRANNY BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS RAT'S ASS HELL MOCCASINS ASS CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER HELL MOCCASINS HAPPINESS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT BIGNOSE GOD DAMN FUCK OFF BLUMPKIN HOSER ASSHOLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HELLFIRE NEOPETS CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NAZI OH SHI– BASTARD DILDO MALARKY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MASTURBATION [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BITCH FUCKWIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOB SAGET DAMN IT POTTYMOUTH PEARL NECKLACE REDNECK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS FRAK FUCK OFF YOUR MOM SHITPISSER SEMEN FUCK TIT SPRINKLES SCUMBAG WOP VAGINA HO PISS PUSSY DOG FUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS KNOBJOCKEY FUCK TOURETTE'S IS FUN TITTIES GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER WANK DAGO DOUCHE NAZI PENIS TRANNY PENISBIRD BONER BITCH CHAV PISSHOLE WANKSPLAT RECTUM RAIDER TRANNY KIKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK BULLSHIT PENIS FUCK JACKASS BUGGER OFF POOPY DUMBASS MASTURBATION FENCE JUMPER MARCH OF FLAMES ASSHOLE BITCH BALL SACK PRICK PIGFUCKER DUMBASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY SHIT BOLLOCKS BALLS KRAUT GYPSY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRIG FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTY FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK FUCK ORGASM SUCK MY DICK CARPET MUNCHER BUKKAKE ARSE FELCHING SAND NIGGER SHIT BLOWJOB PENIS ON A STICK WALRUS SHIT BOOBS BEAVER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD ASSHAT SEX FRIG PEARL NECKLACE DARTH VADER DICKFACE FROG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TWAT DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER CUM FUCKING BASEBALL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! [expletive deleted] HITLER BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER POLESMOKER BANGKOK JACK OFF LIMEY NI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JERK OFF TOWELHEAD SHITBALLS suck my mothers WHORE DONKEY PUNCHER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIKIPEDIA TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING A SHITSKIN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! GENITALIA VENEREAL DISEASE BENCH PRESS SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHEBAG PEARL NECKLACE POTTYMOUTH YOGHURT CANNON TOSSER SHITTY YOU WANKER ASSHOLE COON SHIT FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BUGFUCK SHITSLINGING BALLS AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT OLD CHRIST OF A MALARKY CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOTHERFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WILLY WONKA [expletive deleted] BULLCRAP COCK POOPOO DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE JOHN ELWAY MOCCASINS ASSCRACK SHIT TAFFY SHAKOPEE SOD OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS WHORE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JOY HONKY FIRECROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE KAFFIR YOU WANKER SHIT FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES KRAUT CRAPMUNCHER SHIT CLEMEN CROTCH MOSES BITCH GARBAGE DAY! FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKFACE TIT SPRINKLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INCEST FUCKING A GANGBANG ASS LICKER FELLATIO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN IT SHITE CRAP ON A STICK SHITE BANGKOK GREASER ASS PRICK DOG FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKTARD CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS BOLLOCKS BITCH P'KANG SEMEN TAFFY OH SHI– ASS BASTARD LET'S SHIT BASTARD RANDY TRAVIS AAAAAAAAA! SHITCOCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMN IT ASSHAT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? HELLFUCKER FREE ELECTIONS FIST FUCK NIGGER HELLFUCKER DAGO DUMBASS BUGFUCK DAMN TWAT WETBACK DICKWAD COCKGOBLIN JOHN SMILEY FACE BUGGER OFF ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG DUNE COON D'OH PEARL NECKLACE MILF COLGATE PISS FROG'S FAT ASS ASS CLUSTERFUCK POLAK MARGARET THATCHER OH SHI– ASS CHICKEN SHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PISS ARTIST CLIT ASSHOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITFUCKER DOG SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING YUKY DOODY SAND NIGGER CUNT BUGGER HONKY JOHN ELWAY DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS ALEX TREBEK CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER BANGKOK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT suck my mothers ANAL TITS DOG SHIT BULLCRAP PIECE OF SHIT SHITE SEMEN ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSFACE BEANER CROTCH GOD BLESS AMERICA BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET SPUNK ALF FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHRISTHUMPER CUNNILINGUS BITCH INBRED FRIG DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS PUSSY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOM DeLUISE TITTYWANK MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK ASS PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE TAMPONS YID WANK I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHING DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD RAPE JUSTIN BIEBER SCUMBAG DOUCHETITS BEAVER SUCK MY COCK MONKEY SHIT WANK BALLS INBRED SON OF A BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A FUCKWIT DAGO FUCKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER HADJI COCK LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT GOD BLESS AMERICA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BLUMPKIN SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SHITHEAD BOOBS MALARKY SEMEN BITCH YOU WANKER GOD DAMN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DONALD RUMSFELD FRED PHELPS SHITSLIDE GOD DAMN FEWMETS JAP PENIS D'OH CHIGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITTY SUGARTITS DIPSHIT DICKLICK BITCH TITTIES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GANGBANG ASSHAT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOB SAGET SNUFF PORN PISS TAMPONS FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS FROG AUTOFELLATIO NAZI DONKEY DICK BUKKAKE BASTARD PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD CUNT CRAPPER NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK AUTOFELLATIO INCEST SHITFUCKER CRAPPY BULLSHIT CUNT POLAK NICARAGUA TRANNY GANGBANG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NIGGER TITS PEDOPHILIA BOON WIGGER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU DICK CHICKEN BUGFUCK SACRAMENTO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PUNANI ASS BULLCRAP BENSON SUCKS HELL O CANADA FUCK OFF TITTIES BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRICK TOWELHEAD BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE REDSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS MALL SANTA NAZI INBRED HORSE PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AY-AY-AY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT D'OH GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT SHITFACE TRANNY DICK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT HADJI HORSE SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FELLATIO GENITALIA WIGGER GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER DICK CRAP STEVE BALLMER JUSTIN BIEBER NIGGER TITS ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS ASSFACE DOUCHE BASTARD HOMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHMONKEY DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE GANGBANG JOHN ELWAY FUCKTARD SHAKOPEE BALL SACK WIENER DIPSHIT FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITTY RAT'S COCK PUNANI BEAVER FUCKFACE WOP BUTTFUCKER MILF FUCK FELLATIO ROSIE O'DONNELL ORGASM BIRD SHIT DICKFACE BEAVER CLUSTERFUCK CHIGGER PUNANI FENCE JUMPER FRIG HEIL HITLER! GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST OSTRICH MY ASS DICKHEAD BUGGER OFF KRAUT CROTCH ARSE RECTUM RAIDER FUCKBAG DICK CRAPPY SUGARTITS AUTOFELLATIO SHIT FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER CUNT BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY ASS SON OF A BITCH RUSKIE QUEEF DAGO GOD BLESS AMERICA DAMN POMMIE REDNECK SHITCOCK BUKKAKE HENTAI DIPSHIT ANAL PORCH MONKEY GOBSHITE INCEST CUNNILINGUS 666 HELL DIPSHIT ARSE SPICY CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT HELL HELL CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE ANUSCAKE JIGGABOO suck my mothers RAPE SHIT PIG NIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS GOATSE HELL GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST GOBSHITE FUCKTARD SCUMBAG All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BOOBS CRAPPY GREASER ASSFACE ASS LICKER WHORE LAKE TITICACA RICK MORANIS ASSCRACK JACKASS SHIT FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SON OF A BITCH PUNANI FUCKING QUEEF SHITTY GIVING HEAD YOGHURT CANNON THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BEAVER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BASTARD FUCKSTAIN PISS POMMIE FUCKING RAT'S ASS DAMN GOD DAMN COCK CHIGGER CUNTSWILLING ASSFACE RAT'S COCK DICKFACE PENIS ON A STICK FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK ORGASM PEEPEE MOZILLA FIREFOX BOON SHITE CUNT PISS ARTIST LIMEY CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ INCEST DOG SHIT TOURETTE'S IS FUN BUGGER OFF TWAT BASTARD NEGRO SOD GOD DAMN INCEST BELLEND I WILL END YOU! I'LL RAPE YOU HOCKEY GOD DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FAGGOT HOLY DUMB FUCK RANDY TRAVIS FOUR-EYES INCEST BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GYPSY SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER SEMPRINI WIGGER SON OF A BITCH RAGHEAD BULLCRAP [Insert silly non-swear here] BELLEND CROTCH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH PUSSYLICKER PENIS INCEST COLGATE ASSHAT TWISTY VAGINA WANKER SHITE YOU WANKER WANK CUNT JERK OFF GOD DAMMIT ASSBANDIT FUCKER HELL BIRD SHIT BITCH ASS BLUMPKIN SCUMBUCKET BELLEND HELL ASS NAZI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING A CHRISTHUMPER CRAPPY TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU WIENER SHITE SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKER SLOPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK TITS PIG CUM BULLSHIT TITS NAZI CRAPPY TITS MALARKY BITCH CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES POLESMOKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS GIVING HEAD SHITPISSER TAMPONS YUKY DOODY WANKER FUCK NUGGET DOODIE HEAD CAMEL JOCKEY HITLER BASTARD BUTT-HOLE INBRED RAT'S COCK PUSSY FUCK NUGGET DOUCHE NI FUCK YOU BIGNOSE CHINK SCROTUM [EXPLETIVE] FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING QUEEF FELLATIO SUCK MY DICK BLISTERING BARNACLES JIZZ TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE I'LL RAPE YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER WANKSPLAT NICARAGUA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WIKIPEDIA FUCKING PRICK CUNTYMINTS O KURWA! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BALL SACK JENKEM SEMEN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TWAT SHIT BALLS FEMADOM FUCKTARD BOB SAGET WIENER RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 NAZI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FRAK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS MONKEY SHIT BITCH RAGHEAD FUCKWIT BITCH VAGINA DICKFACE INBRED CRAP ON A STICK BOOBS SHITHEAD ASSHOLE ASSWIPE YOU WANKER ASSWIPE PISS HORSE SHIT HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WETBACK SPANK THE MONKEY SEMEN YUKY DOODY BULLSHIT NAZI CUNT PICKANINNY JIZZ DAMN PIECE OF SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSFACE CRAPMUNCHER FUCK JACK OFF TACO SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA DICK IN A BOX COON CHRISTIANITY FIRECROTCH SHITFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOOK CUNTRAG BONER MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT ASS BUGFUCK SHITPISSER FUCK YID CHOAD PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD ASS DOUCHETITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TOSSER and with the BULLCRAP and his FUCKSTAIN of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about SPUNK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKWIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TOSSER