Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder BOB SAGET characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PEARL NECKLACE, sudden COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITE or GYPSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PENIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING BASEBALL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA EAT MY SHIT! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POLESMOKER CRAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITE utterFUCKance of socially GIVING HEAD objectionable words).
CUNT Tourette's is FUCKBAG not to be pen0r confused with I AM CORNHOLIO! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHOLERA IS FUN! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK random CLEVELAND STEAMER disorientation, culturally-I AM CORNHOLIO!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HONKY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, BUNG-HOLE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS ARTIST WETBACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive LOLLIPOPS quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT garbage.
Darnit.
A EAT MY SHIT! Polite Note to the CLUSTERFUCK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SEX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I RAPE WALRUSES! article DICKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers RHODESIA swear. You can MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOON TV, for always focusing on the BUTT-HOLE bad side of a terrible BONER thing.
- The main RICK MORANIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are P'KANG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GRINGO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HUEY P. NEWTON knee NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CAMEL JOCKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POMMIE school for SPIC something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN IT sufferers to become YID manically depressed and WEHATEMARIO commit JOHNNY suicide.
- There is no COCKSTUFFER cure, and the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse POOPOO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RECTUM RAIDER perodol" which caused my entire RAPE body to go BENCH PRESS numb and TITS & DICKS basically made it NIGGA! worse than MAMA MIA it is without the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK drug.
I am an active member of a CHOAD KISSER tourette syndrome JACKASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CONAN O'BRIAN the PISS OFF public view of Tourettes as a "RAPE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHEBAG much much (hand spasms) more...
I am GANGBANG sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your BOON entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TACO this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a WOODPECKERSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK horrible disorder is (not) BUGFUCK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITTY time.
Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “MOCKIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply
As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.
Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen
P.S. VENEREAL DISEASE Regards to Andrew DUMBASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?
Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BLISTERING BARNACLES saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine PEARL NECKLACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are MARY WHITEHOUSE and CHRISTHUMPER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCROTUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BEANER BAND WITH 4 POTTYMOUTH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HORSE! PEARL NECKLACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PEARL NECKLACE'S HOUSE
How JOHN SMILEY FACE to BORDER HOPPER cure SACRAMENTO the [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] Tourette's ORGASM Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment I WILL END YOU! for TITS Tourette's JACKASS SHIT Syndrome PISS OFF is PIECE OF SHIT following MICK these MARY WHITEHOUSE rules ASSBANDIT in SHITSLINGING order:
- 1: Avoid ASSHOLE immature FUCKFACE little DOG SHIT kids,
- 2: Count to SOD within TIMBER NIGGER 10 HORSE SHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER TENTACLE RAPE FIST FUCK nor FUCKING JUMP! talk,
- 4: Tell TAFFY yourself you O KURWA! don't TOWELHEAD have BALLS this GARBAGE DAY! disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTRAG WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITWANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the PEARL NECKLACE last straw FROG'S FAT ASS!
I fucking put FUCK YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHAV PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at [EXPLETIVE] the TOP OF DAMMIT THIS ART METAL PRODUCTS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WOP offensive. JUNGLE BUNNY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ARSE people who try SHITE to battle CHINK'FRITZ that tight-ass NAZI 17-year-CANNED QUOTE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT it now, but someone said BALLS' FUCKING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'WIKIPEDIA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOOBIES is a laughing FUCK YOU matter. Plus there FUCK YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTING ASSCRACK Uncyclopedia, there are SPICY CUNT FUCK articles SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM stuff. So WHITE RIGHTS that means CUNTSWILLING stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and SHAKOPEE talking about the FEWMETS letter that it's RHODESIA mocking (what GANGBANG letter? I don't even know what KIKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOB SAGET hi self RAT'S COCK even made a really WIENER good point. "It's DOG FUCKER nothing more QUEEF from a head nod to a COCKSMOKER knee tick". BOOBIES. Which I'll add I WILL END YOU! onto SHITTING DICK NIPPLES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BEAVER suffer that POLACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BASTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WIKIPEDIA be, because if I were a MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOLLOCKS hilarious. If you DICKWAD Want facts, go on FUCKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING be offended, don't read FAGGOT the freaking PUSSY article anyway.
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FAGGOT POMMIE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DONKEY DICK NI SHITFACE P'KANG FUCKING BITCH SUCK MY DICK SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FASCIST DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE LIMEY SEX CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES CRAP ON A STICK DICK CHICKEN GOATSE PAKI FELCHING BITCH FEWMETS DONKEY DICK YOGHURT CANNON TITS & DICKS DICKFACE ORGASM JAP RAT'S COCK SCROTUM OH SHI– SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD DAMMIT FUCKER BENCH PRESS PEARL NECKLACE VANDALISM IS COOL SAGGY TITS ASSHAT CHRISTHUMPER VAGINA BOOBS DOUCHING SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD WIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD BLESS AMERICA TITTIES DAMMIT SHITCUNTING CROTCH CUNNILINGUS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER FALSE BENSON BONER DOG FUCKER BASTARD CUM WANKSPLAT LET'S SHIT MALL SANTA DICK CHICKEN JIZZ HELL PECKERHEAD LAKE TITICACA ORGASM FUCK WOP BUKKAKE FEWMETS LENS CRAFTERS DILDO DIPSHIT POMMIE WALRUS SHIT COMMUNION WAFER WALRUS SHIT FUCKING A COCK POWERSHIT FUCK SHITCOCK SHITE EAT MY SHIT! YOU WANKER SCROTUM BLUMPKIN COCKSUCKER DICKHEAD EPIDIDYMIS FUCKFACE WANK CHIGGER TOSSER NAZI CUNT FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY COCK CUNT MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT HUEY P. 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DAMN ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK MONKEY BALLS SCUMBUCKET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS KIDDY FIDDLER SCUMBAG THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ORGASM POLAK TITWANK MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNT NECROPHILIA HELL JACKASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK TOWELHEAD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BALLS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS GIVING HEAD DONALD RUMSFELD SHITE BLUMPKIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS GO HOME AND DIE SHITE CLIT HORSE SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA PISSHOLE WANKSPLAT ARSE PENIS AMERICA ONLINE CHINK SHIT CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO COCKSUCKER MARGARET THATCHER FUCKER BALLS COCK GRINGO ASS LICKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER MAMA MIA ASSHOLE DAMN CARPET MUNCHER BLOWJOB BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES ASSHAT suck my mothers RAT'S ASS DILDO EAT MY SHIT! GRINGO ALEX TREBEK PISS ARTIST DAMN SHITFUCKER DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WIENER TURD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FENCE JUMPER DONKEY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWISTY VAGINA BOLLOCKS JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSKIN HEIL HITLER! 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DICKHEAD MILF POLESMOKER OH SHI– BOOBS BITCH FAGGOT PISS OFF ASS BUKKAKE BITCH CUM DAMNATION CRAPMUNCHER PISS UP MY ARSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS PISS ARTIST BASTARD DICKFACE GO HOME AND DIE CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS BALL SACK CUNT DOUCHEBAG CRAP FUCK BULLCRAP ASSHAT HELL SCUMBAG FUCKBAG D'OH MALARKY PRICK MALARKY TITWANK ASS DAMNATION HORSE SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER TAFFY FRAK {{USERNAME}} INBRED FUCKWIT TIMBER NIGGER KRAUT DUNE COON FUDGEPACKER PENIS BELGIUM BAT FUCK INSANE ASS BUTT-HEAD BITCH AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFUCKFUCK CHUFF WANK CUNTBUCKET VENEREAL DISEASE D'OH RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMN DUMBASS YOU WANKER BONER BALL SACK BITCH PUNANI SHITSLINGING GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT FIRECROTCH BUTTFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT FEATURED DELICIOUS CAKE SOD OFF PENIS FRIG PENIS HOMO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CHICKEN SHIT INCEST BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! CUM DONKEY PUNCHER BUNG-HOLE WOP GOD DAMMIT WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! GOATSE ANUSCAKE WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER FOUR-EYES DUMBASS CHOAD BOOBS ASS LICKER BUGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHING SUCK MY COCK RAT'S COCK SHIT DOUCHING DICKHEAD MASTURBATION DICKFACE BOON TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKER POMMIE MOCCASINS JAP FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING BASTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! ANUSCAKE ASSHOLE DAMN IT YOUR MOM DICKHEAD DUNE COON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CRAP ON A STICK JUSTIN BIEBER SHITE SHITFACE WANK TOWELHEAD MOLDY TITS BELLEND PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PUSSY POLACK SIGMUND FREUD NI SCROTUM SHITE MICK FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS GANGBANG MOCCASINS SPUNK CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BORDER HOPPER VAGINA SAND NIGGER GIVING HEAD BONER ASSFACE TITTIES ASSHOLE FUCK A DUCK COCKSHITTER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy AOL IPs PISS WANK I CAN AFFORD FOOD BUTT-HEAD [expletive deleted] PAKI JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD HATE HATE HAT GRIS VAGINA NAZI PENISFUCK LET'S SHIT SHITSLINGING DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY BASTARD JENKEM FUCKING DOG FUCKER FELCHING JOHN ELWAY PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL FUCKER HELL CHUFF CRAPPY POLESMOKER SHITBALLS KAFFIR WALRUS SHIT PENIS CUNT NIPPLES I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK CUNT CRAPPER JOHNNY DOUCHING BOOBS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHAKOPEE NIGGER HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FLYING FUCK HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS MILF FAGGOT GANGBANG BITCH POMMIE DEVELOPERS! TITWANK BASTARD FLYING FUCK FRED PHELPS FUCK SHITFACE HELL DAMMIT CROTCH RAGHEAD BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY DICK TITS SHITE PRICK NIGNOG ROSIE O'DONNELL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK YOU POMMIE NAZI FUCKBAG RAGHEAD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCKTARD DICKHEAD JACKASS GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK DICK ASSRAPING NIGGER SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN ASS LICKER CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A BUN SEMEN PRICK CLEMEN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE RUSTY TROMBONE ASSRAMMER FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS BOOBS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BOOBIES JACK OFF FELLATIO PISS OFF ASSWIPE HOSER SHUT UP, MEG! DAMMIT JACKASS MOCKIE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER CRAP CHENEY FRIG SHITE DOUCHING HELL KNOBJOCKEY GYPSY YUKY DOODY FUCK YOU HELL KAFFIR COON DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSCRACK D'OH COCKGOBLIN MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP FUCKHEAD PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WANK SHITE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCKSMOKER PENIS ON A STICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
MOCKIE RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH HELLFIRE FLYING FUCK TWAT CUNT ORGASM GO HOME AND DIE BONER SOD SHITHEAD JOHNNY YOU WANKER VAGINA JACKASS I AM CORNHOLIO! COCKSTUFFER PORCH MONKEY ORGASM FUCK GOD DAMN CARPET MUNCHER DICKFACE TURD POO POO BLOWJOB TWAT NAZI PORCH MONKEY MONGOLIANS ASSHAT FUCKING A FUCK OFF DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HELL FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA CONDOMS BULLSHIT JOHN ELWAY COCKSMOKER PENIS ON A STICK DOUCHEBAG BELGIUM FUCKHEAD CHIGGER DIPSHIT FUCK FELCHING POOPY FUCK SHITE ARSEBADGERS FAG Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCKWIT and with the PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! and his NORTH KOREA of girraffes in which FUCK YOU while reading about BOOBS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See YOU WANKER also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BITCH
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is SHITFACE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its POMMIE subject. If you do not find it funny TOSSER, it is probably because you are an INBRED BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SAND NIGGER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a TRANNY joke loses its humour SNUFF PORN when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FENCE JUMPER ignorant, then you wouldn't have BITCH needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! KNOBJOCKEY BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A ASS SHITHEAD!!!!!I <3 COCK |
