Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MILF'BITCH'FUCKING A'SHIT'DAMN'FLYING RAT'S ASS'NAZI Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITE look at the FEWMETS talk page of this TITTIES article for notes or discussion before NECROPHILIA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHUFF neurochemical FUCK disorder PISSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MONKEY SHIT, sudden FAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FAGGOT or INBRED vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HONKY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SONNY BILL WILLIAMS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONGSHOVER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FELLATIO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SPANK THE MONKEY TITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially CARPET MUNCHER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK OFF television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

MONKEY SHIT Tourette's is FUCKFACE not to be PUNANI confused with TOTAL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VANITY PAGES ROCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD OFF random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-MASTURBATION-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SLOPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOAT DICK language, DONKEY DICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POTTYMOUTH JUNGLE BUNNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INBRED souvenir shoppes and massive PISS ARTIST quantities DOG SHIT of ANAL DIABETES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! garbage.

Darnit.

A MOTHERFUCKER Polite Note to the ORGASM Author:

The ASSFACE Tourette's CLIT Research Institute was TRANNY founded to FUCKTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ANUSCAKE article ASSRAMMER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FEWMETS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CLEVELAND STEAMER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RECTUM RAIDER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I AM CORNHOLIO! Tourrette's sufferers TAMPONS swear. You can POMMIE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS ARTIST TV, for always focusing on the TRANNY bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
• The main FUCKBAG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT knee MASTURBATION NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POMMIE school for NORTH KOREA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUTTFUCKER sufferers to become INBRED manically depressed and CAUCASIANS commit GOBSHITE suicide.
• There is no BELLEND cure, and the TITTIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKING tics often have adverse TRANNY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTTFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! body to go TAFFY numb and SHITSLINGING basically made it NIGGA! worse than WHORE it is without the NICARAGUA drug.

I am an active member of a ASS tourette syndrome TWAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the RAT'S COCK public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICKFACE sorry for SCUMBAG "hi-jacking" your SHITSLINGING entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BALLS this that really INBRED annoys me. I am working towards a CHRISTHUMPER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PUSSY, and making fun of a JERRY horrible disorder is (not) TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOCCASINS time.

Best DICKWAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JIZZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries EUROIPODS leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. DIRTY SANCHEZ Regards to Andrew LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The ASSRAPING bastard who wrote this article. You can TITTYWANK punch him if you TAMPONS want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE HAS AIDS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my FRITZ intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MONKEY SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT and BUTTFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SEX music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NECROPHILIA BAND WITH 4 DOG SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOD DAMMIT HORSE! MONKEY SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MONKEY SHIT'S HOUSE

How SHIT to SHITHEAD cure HORSE PENIS the BOON Tourette's BUNG-HOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOAT DICK for LIMEY Tourette's O CANADA Syndrome RAT'S COCK is TAMPONS following TITTIES these SHIT rules JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS in ASSCRACK order:

• 1: Avoid GREASER immature SHITSLINGING little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within FELLATIO 10 FUCK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SUCK MY DICK FUCK nor CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell INJUN yourself you SHITE don't SCROTUM have PENISBIRD this FU SPANG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOD BLESS AMERICA WITH NASTY SHITFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MONKEY SHIT last straw CUM!

I fucking put PENIS ON A STICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE JESSE McCARTNEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF AMERICA ONLINE THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be AY-AY-AY offensive. FUCKING A. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try SEX to battle GOD DAMMIT'CRAPMUNCHER that tight-ass SHIT LIKE A HORSE 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find YID it now, but someone said GRINGO' ASSCRACK MAMA MIA'FELLATIO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PUPPIES is a laughing DICKLICK matter. Plus there SNUFF PORN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIGGER Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK NUGGET articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKBAG stuff. So I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! that means THONG TASTER stop getting mad at the GOD BLESS AMERICA first part too and NECROPHILIA talking about the SCUMBAG letter that it's ASSHOLE mocking (what CRAPPY letter? I don't even know what NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAGO hi self RAGHEAD even made a really DICK IN A BOX good point. "It's FUCKING BASEBALL nothing more HOSER from a head nod to a DICK CHICKEN knee tick". [expletive deleted]. Which I'll add FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE onto CLUSTERFUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PENIS suffer that BOOBS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUMBASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MALARKY be, because if I were a AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMMIT hilarious. If you NAZI Want facts, go on FRENCH TICKLER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHEBAG be offended, don't read JACK ABRAMOFF the freaking FRIG article anyway.

DAMN IT DAGO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS UIGURS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YOUR MOM DIPSHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER

COCKSHITTER SON OF A BITCH HADJI TWAT BITCH SOD JAP BRITNEY DILDO INCEST DICKHEAD WANK SHIT CROTCH ASSRAPING CUNT CUM SHITFACE ASSWIPE NAZI HORSE SHIT GO HOME AND DIE YOU WANKER GRAPE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT POLACK MASTURBATION BULLSHIT BITCH SWIMMING POOL GOD DAMN CLEMEN TAMPON IN MY ASS NIPPLES MONKEY BALLS SHITFACE SCUMBAG FAGGOT DICKHEAD PUSSY COCKSHITTER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE REDSKIN FUCK YOU BELLEND DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT BASTARD [EXPLETIVE] SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER BUGGER OFF YID FUCK TITS & DICKS CHAV FIRECROTCH HAIL SATAN! JIZZ PISS HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA WEHATEMARIO FAG SHITFACE LOGJAMMER JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHING BUNG-HOLE AY-AY-AY ASS BUGGER OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS ON A BUN DICK FIST FUCK CUNT DILDO DOUCHETITS TIT SPRINKLES JACKASS SHIT SHITCUNTING HELL FUCK BUGGER OFF DICK CHICKEN ASS FASCIST SHITBALLS MALL SANTA TOWELHEAD SOD suck my mothers GOD BLESS AMERICA NECROPHILIA DAMN IT DAMMIT ABO CHINK DAMN IT HELLFUCKER BASTARD DICKFACE BIRD IN THE HOUSE TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LET'S SHIT KAFFIR BASTARD FAG ASSHOLE SHITTY DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT pen0r BONER DAMMIT SCUMBAG SHIT CUNT BUDDHIST MONK BOB SAGET SOD SEMEN WANK GOD DAMN SHITHEAD SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK YID CRAPMUNCHER HONKY FRIG TOSSER FOREIGN CURRENCY RAT'S ASS PICKANINNY MASTURBATION ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK RANDY TRAVIS DAMN PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA WIGGER COCK ASS HELL PUNANI SHAKOPEE RAT'S COCK BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS SOD DICKHEAD HORSE PENIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TWAT SHITFUCKER FUCKING MASTURBATION ASSHAT WANK GOD DAMN ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE FU SPANG FOUR-EYES WILLY WONKA DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITTY CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PISS ARTIST NAZI SHITSLINGING MOCCASINS NICARAGUA WALRUS SHIT CHOAD PRICK TURD DAMN BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD TWISTY VAGINA DAMNATION SHITPISSER JOHN SMILEY FACE DIPSHIT SHITFACE BITCH BITCH BULLSHIT TWAT BITCH CHIGGER GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT PISS OFF CHING CHONG CHINK NIGGER ASSRAPING DOUCHE SHITTY BUGFUCK GIVING HEAD TITMOUSE CLEVELAND STEAMER SOD OFF PISS ARTIST DICKFACE PISS OFF BIRD SHIT ABO REDEEMING VALUE ASSHOLE CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SACRED PISS KAFFIR MONASTERIES REDSKIN DICK POLAK JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER LENS CRAFTERS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER DUMBASS CRAPMUNCHER ANUSCAKE REBECCA BLACK SHITTY CHICKEN FRIES FUCK FUCK FELCHMONKEY CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU SCROTUM SOD OFF SHAKOPEE CRAPMUNCHER BOOBS DICK GOD DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSHOLE PUNANI ASSHOLE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKBAG WANK JACKASS CUNTING ASSCRACK LENS CRAFTERS TITS & DICKS BLISTERING BARNACLES SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT BALL SACK PENISBIRD CHING CHONG CHINK BORDER HOPPER DIPSHIT FUCKING A CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER BITCH PECKERHEAD DUMBASS CAMEL JOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FROG SAGGY TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHEBAG FUCKER SHITCOCK OH SHI– DICK IN A BOX FUCK THONG TASTER DIPSHIT BOOBIES NECROPHILIA BIBLE BASHER JACKASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK YOU DAMN IT NEGRO INBRED SHIT QUEEF FUCKER GENITALIA HOSER RICK MORANIS JACK OFF GOOK HORSE SHIT ABO HO BIG FOOT DAMN IT YID I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT SPIC KRAUT WANK SPICY CUNT FUCK JACKASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT THONG TASTER HELLFIRE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD BELLEND NICARAGUA BIGNOSE FUCKBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE TWO-INCH PENIS SHITSLINGING WANK PENIS ON A STICK PISS ARTIST WIENER DOUCHING ORGASM WIENER FUCKTARD BOON FENCE JUMPER BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! PORCUPINE'S BALLS TOTAL BALLS TWAT FUCK FUCKING JUMP! CUNT WANK BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI ASSHOLE YUKY DOODY PUSSY CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD JERK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT TRANNY CRAPMUNCHER [Insert swear here] PECKERHEAD FUCKSTAIN BITCH PUNANI SNUFF PORN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLOWJOB NECROPHILIA FROG EMO DAMN PISS CUM GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASS HEIL HITLER! HOMO CUNTBUCKET DILDO CHUFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOAT DICK CHIGGER SHIT pen0r ASSRAPING CHENEY BULLSHIT TITTIES ANUSCAKE SHIT SON OF A BITCH LIMEY POOPOO FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH MARGARET THATCHER SAND NIGGER BITCH HELL SCROTUM FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACK ABRAMOFF BITCH FUCK OFF POMMIE DOUCHE NAZI NECROPHILIA YOGHURT CANNON COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DAMN WANK FRITZ PUNANI THONG TASTER TITWANK DOG FUCKER GENITALIA AMERICA ONLINE GARBAGE DAY! INJUN ASSHAT DONGSHOVER SHITTY SHITFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] PRICK TIMBER NIGGER DAMN REDNECK BRUSH MA TEETH FRAK SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB SHIT SHIT RECTUM RAIDER SHITSLINGING NIGGER GIVING HEAD SPANK THE MONKEY EMO DAMN IT D'OH AUTOFELLATIO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN FUCKFACE BELGIUM SHITTY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS WANK FELCHING WOP FUCK YOU ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUKKAKE DAMN DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING FUCK DILDO ANAL POLAK ASSFACE SHITSLINGING DAMN IT DAMN IT WANK TITWANK PENIS ABO LOGJAMMER TURD CHAV MARGARET THATCHER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMMIT SEX PAKI PIGFUCKER PROTESTS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSLINGING BITCH DICKWAD GOD DAMN FUCKING BASEBALL GO HOME AND DIE FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK HELL DAMN KIDDY FIDDLER BITCH BUTTFUCKER JACKASS KAFFIR PRICK JUNGLE BUNNY SNUFF PORN KRAUT STEVE BALLMER BAT FUCK INSANE DAMN IT DIPSHIT SHITPISSER SHITHEAD GOBSHITE COLGATE PENISPENISPENIS!!! SCROTUM ASS FUCK YOU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE BULLSHIT TACO PRICK O CANADA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOCKIE LAKE TITICACA FUCKWIT ARSE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GYPSY CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER FUCK POLESMOKER MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER NEGRO PISSHOLE NIGGER BEANER DONGSHOVER PENISBIRD I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY COCK BELLEND AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BASTARD CUNT GREASER BEAVER FUCKFACE HO CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TAMPON IN MY ASS BUGFUCK TOSSER HELL COON NAZI FUCKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES WANKER FOUR-EYES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FELCHING DOM DeLUISE FAGGOT ASS FAG SHITFACE RICK MORANIS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS OFF FUCKHEAD ASSHAT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCKHEAD DONKEY DICK JOHNNY SHITFUCKER COCKSMOKER BOOBS SPANK THE MONKEY WHORE CUNTRAG DICKFACE CHAV TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SON OF A BITCH PISS JIGGABOO OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BONG FUCKER TITS LET'S SHIT PEEPEE ASS CUNTRAG SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCK YOU WANK COON ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN BUTTFUCKER HELL ORGASM BALL SACK BALLS EUROIPODS SHITTY DICKWAD SCUMBUCKET ASS FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER GIVING HEAD SEX GYPSY MOCCASINS FRIG DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO DAMN SPUNK ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK TWAT BONG JACKASS SHIT PORCH MONKEY SHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CLEMEN DIMETHYL GLYCOL BALL SACK WINDOWS VISTA BLUMPKIN TIT SPRINKLES SHITTY PISS OFF DICKHEAD ORGASM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EAT MY SHIT! POO POO BLOWJOB JACKASS SHIT BITCH TWAT DUMBASS HATE HATE HAT BONER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI HELLFUCKER ANUSCAKE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FLYING FUCK JACKASS FUCKING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BANGKOK FUCK YOU BITCH PIECE OF SHIT COCK PORCH MONKEY WANK OSTRICH MY ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING CLIT WIKIPEDIA FELCHMONKEY MONKEY BALLS COCKSUCKER CUNTRAG SHITCUNTING ASS NIGGER ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK GANGBANG RAT'S COCK HELL POWERSHIT DICK FAG REDSKIN BUGGER TITMOUSE HELLFIRE FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER YOU WANKER GOD DAMN GO HOME AND DIE SOD FUCKSTAIN CUM CHIGGER DAMN RICK MORANIS FUCKER SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FAGGOT DOG SHIT DAMN AMERICA ONLINE JERK OFF BASTARD NECROPHILIA HO SON OF A BITCH DAMN CHIGGER SOD ASSHAT WANK CUNTBUCKET ASS MARGARET THATCHER VAGINA REBECCA BLACK BLUMPKIN WIGGER BUKKAKE NEOPETS POMMIE HEIL HITLER! SHITE DARTH VADER CLEVELAND STEAMER PENIS CUNTRAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE TITTYWANK DICKLICK DAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN INBRED ASSHAT GOD BLESS AMERICA DOG FUCKER PAKI ASSRAPING BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY PISS ARTIST STEVE BALLMER DAMN IT BUGGER VAGINA FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT FEMADOM SON OF A BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DUMBASS CUNT JOHNNY CLEMEN SHITFACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT MONKEY SHIT DANDELIONS JACKASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK YID GOATSE BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT BELLEND HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS PIGFUCKER CHIGGER DICK CHICKEN KIKE DICK TITS BLOWJOB BITCH FUCKING A PEDOPHILIA ORGASM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PEEPEE MICK TIT DIRT SON OF A BITCH BASTARD PISS ARTIST WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT JENKEM FRAK PEEPEE SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FIST FUCK P'KANG SUCK MY COCK DEVELOPERS! YOU WANKER BEAVER SHIT BIRD SHIT SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF HELL HOSER SHITE DOUCHING FUCKER SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD REDSKIN PENISFUCK DOT HEAD CHRISTHUMPER COMMUNION WAFER POKÉMON BITCH SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT JIGGABOO BOOBS BOOBS SHITE FUCKING A DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING ASS NIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSYLICKER YOU WANKER PUSSYLICKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT BULLSHIT FELLATIO ASS HORSE SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! MOCKIE EXTRA LONG PENIS WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH BASTARD BLOWJOB QUEEF MR WINKLER IS GAY DOUCHEBAG BASTARD DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOTAL RAT'S ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH CHAV JERRY BASTARD SOD LET'S SHIT JIGGABOO COCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH SHAKOPEE DICK SHUT UP, MEG! TITS GOOK GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHE NAZI HITLER CUNNILINGUS GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN FELCHING TAMPONS INBRED BOOBS ASS JESSE McCARTNEY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITS ASSHAT HELLFUCKER DOUCHING SHITE AMERICA ONLINE ORGASM HELL JOHN ELWAY CUNTRAG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKWIT TITWANK DICK IN A BOX SHITTY RAT'S COCK BITCH COCK CLIT POOPOO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DAMN DICK WETBACK CUNT BITCH JACKASS SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DARTH VADER BUGFUCK PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER BELLEND SALISBURY WANK SHITE YUKY DOODY MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER BITCH CUNT CHOAD FOREIGN CURRENCY BASTARD JERK OFF DOUCHETITS MONKEY SHIT CHOAD KISSER DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT MILF PISS ARTIST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WOP ASS CHRIS CHAN WILLY WONKA TITTIES BASTARD YOU WANKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT CUNTRAG ASSRAMMER POMMIE GOD DAMMIT HO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE PENIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SACRAMENTO CHIGGER LIMEY FUCKSTAIN PRICK SHITTY BASTARD DAMN COON GREASER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS GOD DAMN COON FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE THONG TASTER CHRIS CHAN BASTARD CUM SEX ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD DICK CHICKEN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JACKASS DOUCHETITS DONKEY DICK TAMPONS WOODPECKERSHIT DOT HEAD BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER DAMN DONKEY DICK CUNT WANKSPLAT I RAPE WALRUSES! PIGFUCKER SHITE RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSCRACK YOU WANKER SNUFF PORN CLEMEN HEIL HITLER! YOU WANKER CHOAD CUNNILINGUS FLYING FUCK TURD TITS NIGGER BUTTFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] SHIT LIKE A HORSE PEDOPHILIA COON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSCRACK BONG ARSE HOMO MOCCASINS BASTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT [Insert swear here] BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHING DAMN FUCK YOU SHIT DUNE COON DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE HELL WALRUS SHIT POLACK AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS SPANK THE MONKEY P'KANG CUNT FUCK OFF FUCK YOU COCK MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKFACE BALLS INJUN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD YOGHURT CANNON FUCK YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD SHIT ASSCRACK DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY CUNTRAG TOTAL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DUMBASS DICK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHOAD ASSRAPING WIENER HELL DAMN TITTIES GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS FOUR-EYES CLIT MOTHERFUCKER FAG FUCKFACE MASTURBATION HOMO EPIDIDYMIS PUSSY 30 CASES OF PICKLES GIVING HEAD MONKEY BALLS DAMN AMERICA ONLINE FIRECROTCH SHIT NEGRO PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT NIPPLES HOSER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WHORE CRAPFUCKER POOPOO NEGRO NAZI BULLSHIT BITCH BOLLOCKS DELICIOUS CAKE BUGGER SCUMBAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER PISS ARTIST SHITBALLS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MACACA and with the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE and his BORDER HOPPER of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about ASS FASCIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PEARL NECKLACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MARY WHITEHOUSE