Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSWIPE'CAUCASIANS'NIPPLES'PIGFUCKER'FUCKWIT'WIKIPEDIA'FUCKSTAIN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHOAD KISSER neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden JESUS FUCKING CHRIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements STEVE BALLMER or DICKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POLACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUNE COON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FELLATIO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CARPET MUNCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSMOKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKSMOKER AUTOFELLATIO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS utterFUCKance of socially HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ORGASM television programs to address CC PLZ Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPFUCKER Tourette's is GENITALIA not to be BASTARD confused with BOON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SUCK A BIG DICK random DICK disorientation, culturally-PENIS ON A BUN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT language, GENITALIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOP LET'S SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HORSE PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS of ANAL DIABETES ANAL DIABETES garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the NECROPHILIA Author:

The TENTACLE RAPE Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was RAT'S COCK founded to DICK CHICKEN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNNILINGUS article HELLFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ORGASM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PRICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NORTH KOREA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JIZZ Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can ARSE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame QUEEF TV, for always focusing on the WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? bad side of a terrible NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES thing.
• The main SHITPISSER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTTFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNNILINGUS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FEMADOM knee FUCK YOU NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITSLINGING no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BLOWJOB cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GRINGO school for ASS FASCIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRAK sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit PISS suicide.
• There is no SPIC cure, and the TITS & DICKS drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSHAT tics often have adverse CLUSTERFUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITSLIDE perodol" which caused my entire MACACA body to go TAMPONS numb and INBRED basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the SHUT UP, MEG! drug.

I am an active member of a GOOK tourette syndrome HORSE SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKSUCKER the SEX public view of Tourettes as a "DOT HEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BEANER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JUMPING JESUS!!! sorry for CRAP "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA this that really NIPPLES annoys me. I am working towards a JAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITPISSER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGGER, and making fun of a GANGBANG horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES time.

Best JACKASS SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NAZI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AMERICA'S GREAT! in countries CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. MOCCASINS Regards to Andrew SHITHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The DICKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can BOOBIES punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHAT saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my BOOBS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PEDOPHILIA and SHITE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BEAVER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FELLATIO BAND WITH 4 MOTHERFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK OFF HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How SHITHEAD to VAGINA cure SUGARTITS the KRAUT Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YOU WANKER for TRANNY Tourette's FUCK Syndrome PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS is FUCKER following PUSSY these BITCH rules SLITTY EYES in RAT'S COCK order:

• 1: Avoid CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT immature BLUE PENIS! little PISS kids,
• 2: Count to BULLSHIT within FELLATIO 10 NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY DAGO nor WANK talk,
• 4: Tell PUSSY yourself you FUCKING A don't SHITFACE have PISSHOLE this ORGASM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JAP WITH NASTY TITS & DICKS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S EMO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw BUGGER!

I fucking put WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSCRACK the TOP OF GO HOME AND DIE THIS FOUR-EYES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HITLER offensive. TAFFY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WOP people who try TAMPON IN MY ASS to battle FUCK YOU'CUNTBUCKET that tight-ass JACKASS 17-year-INCEST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOBSHITE it now, but someone said FUCKFACE' HENTAI GOD DAMMIT'JIGGABOO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BONER is a laughing SHITSLIDE matter. Plus there ART METAL PRODUCTS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOCCASINS Uncyclopedia, there are GRINGO articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TAMPON IN MY ASS stuff. So BASTARD that means SHIT stop getting mad at the DICKFACE first part too and WHORE talking about the SHITFUCKER letter that it's GRAPE PENIS mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what YOU WANKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHICKEN SHIT hi self WOMEN'S RIGHTS even made a really CHIGGER good point. "It's DYKE nothing more HOLY DUMB FUCK from a head nod to a 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 knee tick". DONKEY PUNCHER. Which I'll add SAMUEL L. JACKSON onto SHITE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BAD MOTHERFUCKER suffer that BUTTFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRAPPY hilarious. If you SHITFUCKER Want facts, go on IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! be offended, don't read KIDDY FIDDLER the freaking JOHNNY article anyway.

POMMIE DAMMIT COCK CUNTRAG KIKE COCKSUCKER TACO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JACKASS

SHITSKIN PRICK INCEST SEMEN DUMBASS JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACKASS SHIT SHITTY FUCKTARD BITCH SHITSLINGING SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKBAG RAINBOWS FENCE JUMPER PISSHOLE CUNTBUCKET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMMIT TITS CUNT FENCE JUMPER PENIS FUCK NIGNOG SIGMUND FREUD DIPSHIT PUSSYLICKER BELLEND SHITE TITS ASSCRACK PENISFUCK DOUCHEBAG SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE HADJI GO COUNT YOUR DICK SCROTUM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT ASS ASSHOLE SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTY MASTURBATION REBECCA BLACK CUNT GOD DAMN DOG SHIT HONKY NIPPLES POLAK MOTHERFUCKER ABO BITCH CLUSTERFUCK TITTIES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DUNE COON GOBSHITE TUBA FUCK OFF COMMUNION WAFER [expletive deleted] BUTT-HOLE FIST FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN BOOBIES FROG HELL COCKGOBLIN GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER FUCK NUGGET SACRAMENTO FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN FAGGOT SHITCOCK SHITHEAD COON FUCKING CLIT DICK IN A BOX DAMN CC PLZ CUNTBUCKET EAT MY SHIT! QUEEF SHIT SUCK MY COCK ARSE D'OH WIGGER TONY LA RUSSA 666 PRICK DONKEY DICK HELL CONDOMS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK MICK DONKEY PUNCHER WANK DICK TITS SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER NIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB ABO ASSHOLE JACK OFF INJUN INBRED COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKER POOPY DICK FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF JERK OFF BULLCRAP GRINGO JACK OFF CUNTRAG BOOBS FUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA PRICK AUTOFELLATIO COCKSMOKER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A TAMPON IN MY ASS WHORE D'OH PISS ARSEBADGERS FUCKHEAD ANAL FUCKSTAIN CARPET MUNCHER SHITHEAD FIST FUCK SHIT AMERICA ONLINE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DUMBASS PUNANI CROTCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BASTARD STEVE BALLMER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER BLOWJOB ASS FASCIST MOTHERFUCKER TITMOUSE BOLLOCKS IN SACREMENT DOUCHE suck my mothers PAKI PORCUPINE'S BALLS JOHNNY GANGBANG CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER FEMADOM TITS ARFENHOUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMN TITS JESSE McCARTNEY DICKLICK ASSHOLE BEAVER MOZILLA FIREFOX GIVING HEAD PENIS ON A BUN FUCKHEAD PENIS DICKHEAD FUCK SHIT HELL CUNT GRINGO JAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! OLD CHRIST OF A TAFFY POLESMOKER MASTURBATION WINDOWS VISTA OSTRICH MY ASS BUGGER ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIGGER COCKSMOKER ARSE NAZI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LIMEY CAMEL JOCKEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PUSSY HOMO NICARAGUA POMMIE DICKHEAD GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS HELL RAGHEAD LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PRICK SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MAMA MIA suck my mothers TESTICLE CHOKE BOLLOCKS FUCKER HELLFIRE ARSE FEWMETS NECROPHILIA suck my mothers FELCHING FUCK NIGGER SUCK MY DICK ASSHAT DAMN FRENCH TICKLER BALLS HOSER SHIT PORCH MONKEY DICKWAD ASSFACE BALLS PIGFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAPE COMMUNION WAFER LET'S SHIT BITCH WANK SPUNK RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT HELL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIKIPEDIA FUCKWIT HOMO HELL HELL ASSHAT SHITHEAD FAGGOT WIKIPEDIA SUCK MY COCK FAGGOT FRED PHELPS CRAPFUCKER WINDOWS VISTA FUCKSTAIN FEWMETS BIRD SHIT FUCKTARD YOUR MOM FELLATIO FUCKER TITTIES DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS DUMBASS PAKI BOOBS CRAP JACKASS SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FELLATIO CUNTRAG INBRED DOG FUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCK WANK PRICK DICKFACE FIST FUCK DAMN IT SOD OFF FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS NECROPHILIA PEEPEE SHITSKIN GANGBANG DOUCHING SPIC FROG'S FAT ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITCOCK DUMBASS PRICK FUCKHEAD BITCH CUNT CRAPPER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CARPET MUNCHER BULLSHIT WIENER KIDDY FIDDLER PORCH MONKEY FRIG BULLSHIT MOCKIE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HONKY BONER HO JAP EMO JESSE McCARTNEY FENCE JUMPER GO HOME AND DIE RAGHEAD ASS BASTARD TAFFY VILLAGE DUMP MONKEY'S UNCLE CAMEL JOCKEY ASS MILF TURD JACKASS JERK OFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOUCHEBAG BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS NEGRO TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK DAMN IT BOOBS BITCH FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT SHAKOPEE SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKER INCEST JENKEM SHITTY FUCKER WANK DOUCHEBAG TAMPONS SCUMBAG REBECCA BLACK MICK BONER CROTCH TUBA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ASS CAMEL FUCKER SHITFUCKER BITCH WIENER SHITTY FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES CANNED QUOTE PISS OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TWAT HENTAI DAMN IT HORSE PENIS CHOAD DICKWAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK CUNT PISSHOLE DAMN YUKY DOODY ASS FUCKER SHITSKIN FRIG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRENCH TICKLER PISSHOLE TITTIES FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH GYPSY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSWIPE PAKI POLACK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT INCEST PISS OFF BUNG-HOLE BOOBS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK DUMBASS WANKSPLAT FUCK FUCKING JUMP! CROTCH WIENER SHIT WIGGER SEMEN BAT FUCK INSANE EMO RAPE LAKE TITICACA FUCK POLAK D'OH SHITFUCKER PUSSY SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITCUNTING POO POO BLOWJOB ASS BITCH 666 VAGINA FUCKER HO YOU WANKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCK YOU COCKSMOKER CLEMEN CUNT FELCHING FLYING FUCK SHUT UP, MEG! GREASER suck my mothers CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PENISFUCK URINE-GARGLING PISSHOLE BIRD SHIT CROTCH BANGKOK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SAND NIGGER BUTT-HOLE DICK CHICKEN PISS REDNECK TITTIES TOWELHEAD RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT BUGGER OFF I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS POLAK CUNT I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU LIMEY TAFFY NECROPHILIA FUCKING A SHITHEAD HO ASS PUSSYLICKER TRANNY PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING AY-AY-AY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN PRICK BONER BITCH INCEST CHAV WHORE DAMN IT NIGNOG SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK OFF FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU [Insert silly non-swear here] HO JACKASS STEVE BALLMER FUCKWIT I RAPE WALRUSES! CLEMEN DUMBASS WANK FUCK 666 VENEREAL DISEASE INBRED LOLCAT ASSFACE TWAT GOD DAMN GANGBANG CUNT FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF TENTACLE RAPE DICKLICK EMO WALRUS SHIT HORSE SHIT BULLCRAP ASSBANDIT ANAL DIABETES BEANER MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK GOOK SOD NICARAGUA MOCCASINS DOG FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH CLIT ASS SPIC WANK FROG'S FAT ASS SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT FENCE JUMPER CUNT RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT FAG BIRD SHIT TRANNY SCUMBAG INBRED GOD DAMMIT FRITZ I'LL RAPE YOU GRASS MUD HORSE CLIT SMEG JERK OFF LET'S SHIT PISSHOLE PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT WANKER ASSHAT TIT SPRINKLES DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FRED PHELPS PAKI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HADJI DAMN IT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BASTARD BUTT-HOLE ASSHOLE ASSCRACK BENSON SUCKS DAMN MASTURBATION 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNTYMINTS YOU SUCK BALLS CRAPPY WANK MASTURBATION TACO CUNNILINGUS DAMN IT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JACKASS HORSE PENIS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITFACE CUM DAMN CRAPPY GOD DAMMIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WALRUS SHIT JACKASS BUGGER OFF WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! INBRED RAPE PENISFUCK BONER RAPE WETBACK SHITSLINGING TWAT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING DICKHEAD BANGKOK FASHION BUG DIPSHIT FIST FUCK MARGARET THATCHER ASS CUNT SHIT CROTCH SHIT GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB HENTAI BIG FOOT KNOBJOCKEY PISS MAMA MIA COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISS HELL COON JAP BUTT-HEAD SHIT VAGINA DILDO FASHION BUG ASSHAT FUCKTARD TITTIES CHINK REDSKIN BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK THONG TASTER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE ASS YOU WANKER SOD OFF CUNTRAG SHITFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HEIL HITLER! SHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER DUMBASS DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE PISSHOLE MOCKIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER CLEMEN GYPSY SWIMMING POOL SHITTY CHIGGER CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF WANK DILDO FUCK FELLATIO LOLCAT POWERSHIT MOLDY TITS SCUMBAG ABO PUSSY GOBSHITE YID SPIC PRICK FUCKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKSTAIN MARCH OF FLAMES SPANK THE MONKEY COCKSUCKER FUCKBAG FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA ASS JACKASS CLIT COCKSTUFFER NIGGER ANAL BALL SACK FUCKER CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO PISS ARTIST FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAPING HADJI DAMN FUCKING JUMP! FUCKTARD COCKSUCKER WANK FELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS CUNTRAG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PEARL NECKLACE SPUNK WIENER SHITE VAGINA FUCK OFF BITCH HOCKEY BUTT PIRATE PIG BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WANK FUCKSTAIN MOCCASINS MELAMINE CHOAD BASTARD FUCK CUNT DOUCHEBAG MICK BULLSHIT DICKFACE FELCHING BLOWJOB ASSCRACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FU SPANG DAMN IT REDSKIN CRAPMUNCHER CHINK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPFUCKER SEX CUNT CRAPPER FLYING FUCK CHUFF CRAPPY GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT PISS UP MY ARSE DUNE COON MAMA MIA SEX SMEG TITTIES PEEPEE MOLDY TITS THONG TASTER CHRISTHUMPER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SPICY CUNT FUCK POMMIE BULLSHIT FUCKWIT BUTTFUCKER BASTARD DICKFACE WIGGER FUCKTARD HELL CUNTSWILLING POLACK CHOAD TITS DICKFACE ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFACE HOMO CUNTING ASSCRACK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMMIT DUMBASS SHIT [expletive deleted] RAT'S ASS CUNT BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS RIGHTS COCKSTUFFER HELL CHINK BASTARD BEAVER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PIECE OF SHIT JACK OFF HADJI HENTAI FRAK NEGRO DOG SHIT CRACKER RAPE FRAK SCUMBAG FAG TITS GYPSY MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS ANUSCAKE DOODIE HEAD SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF COMMUNIST DILDO SHUT UP, MEG! BALL SACK TOWELHEAD WANKSPLAT BALLS TENTACLE RAPE BLOWJOB FUCKING BASEBALL WARNER MUSIC GROUP AUTOFELLATIO SPUNK SHITFACE SHITTY JOHN ELWAY FAG FUCKFACE LET'S SHIT REBECCA BLACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK A DUCK BIGNOSE FUCKER WANKER FRITZ BALLS ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET MARY WHITEHOUSE HELLFUCKER CUNT SHITTY POLACK MOCCASINS DOUCHE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT REDNECK MONKEY SHIT PENIS SHITHEAD SHITSKIN BITCH JAP SCUMBAG ASSFACE GENITALIA MOCCASINS LAKE TITICACA NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH DOUCHING BALL SACK FUCKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLEMEN CRACKER WANK ASS DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT FUCK FUCK OFF SHIT BUTTFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN SUGARTITS FUCK YOU WINDOWS VISTA BUTT PIRATE SAND NIGGER EMO ASS BASTARD FUCKING A TITTIES DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ NECROPHILIA PENISFUCK WANK CHOAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER WOP SHITE SHITE BELLEND DAMN POLAK CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKFACE BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK SOD HIV NEGATIVE FROG'S FAT ASS DICKWAD BALL SACK MALARKY SHUT UP, MEG! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PEARL NECKLACE TESTICLE CHOKE DYKE CHENEY CUNT LAKE TITICACA VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS BONER FUCKING ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITHEAD HELLFUCKER PISS ARTIST CC PLZ CUNT D'OH AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER BULLSHIT POOPOO COON LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FIST FUCK BALL SACK CUNNILINGUS FROG SHITE CUM MARY WHITEHOUSE FRENCH TICKLER SCUMBAG CROTCH BASTARD VAGINA CUNT BRUSH MA TEETH GOD BLESS AMERICA YOU WANKER DEVELOPERS! FELCHING SHITFACE DAGO TWAT FUCKWIT TACO CHICKEN FRIES RAGHEAD FAG CUNT DAMMIT DUMBASS ASSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSMOKER DIPSHIT MICK CUM WANKSPLAT SHIT FUCK FENCE JUMPER SHITSKIN DICKFACE DUMBASS GOAT DICK SHIT CRAPPY HATE HATE HAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HITLER HOLY DUMB FUCK STEVE BALLMER PISS OFF BELLEND SHITSLINGING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKWAD and with the COCK and his WALRUS SHIT of girraffes in which DONKEY PUNCHER while reading about NECROPHILIA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BAD MOTHERFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CLIT