Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUNT LAPPER'CUM'SAMUEL L. JACKSON'FUCKSTAIN'DOUCHEBAG'PAKI'FROG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS LICKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ART METAL PRODUCTS, sudden GOAT DICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKHEAD or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAMEL JOCKEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BULLSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may EPIDIDYMIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TOURETTE'S SYNDROME IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ALF utterFUCKance of socially JERRY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASKETBALL HOOP television programs to address COCKSTUFFER Tourette's syndrome.

BUTTFUCKER Tourette's is SOD not to be IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AMERICA ONLINE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POLAK random NIGGER disorientation, culturally-POLAK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, CLEVELAND STEAMER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TOSSER ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MICK souvenir shoppes and massive [expletive deleted] quantities FLAMING ASS BADGER of ANAL DIABETES YOUR MOM garbage.

Darnit.

A SECOND BALLS Polite Note to the BLISTERING BARNACLES Author:

The INBRED Tourette's HELL Research Institute was SHITCOCK founded to CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING JUMP! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article SPICY CUNT FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SACRAMENTO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOG FUCKER Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHING TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible TWAT thing.
• The main FUCKING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAMEL FUCKER knee HOMO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GENITALIA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FROG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOSSER school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MY COMMUNION WAFER OF sufferers to become DAGO manically depressed and SCUMBAG commit INCEST suicide.
• There is no BORDER HOPPER cure, and the TUBA drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFUCKER tics often have adverse I'LL RAPE YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCUMBUCKET perodol" which caused my entire ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA body to go ASSHOLE numb and ASS LICKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the DICK drug.

I am an active member of a SHITCOCK tourette syndrome HITLER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHAV the FUCKBAG public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SON OF A BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BALLS sorry for FUCKTARD "hi-jacking" your GOBSHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SCROTUM this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a CARPET MUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NEGRO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCUMBAG, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) BUTTFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GANGBANG time.

Best PIGFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER Regards to Andrew PISS ARTIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The HO bastard who wrote this article. You can CRAPPY punch him if you ASSFACE want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my REBECCA BLACK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ART METAL PRODUCTS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK OFF and GOD DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FRED PHELPS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKSUCKER BAND WITH 4 NIGNOG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HOSER HORSE! ART METAL PRODUCTS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ART METAL PRODUCTS'S HOUSE

How FUCK NUGGET to BASTARD cure SPICY CUNT FUCK the PISS Tourette's TRANNY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NEGRO for AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's RIVER CRABS SUCK Syndrome ANAL is CUNTRAG following ASSHAT these FROG'S FAT ASS rules FUCKHEAD in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid TOWELHEAD immature FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA little Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! kids,
• 2: Count to KNOBJOCKEY within DOUCHE 10 CLUSTERFUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BULLSHIT POOPOO DAMN IT nor ORGASM talk,
• 4: Tell SHITSKIN yourself you TITTIES don't NIGGER have CHUFF this LIMEY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ARSE WITH NASTY GIVING HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ART METAL PRODUCTS last straw I RAPE WALRUSES!!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE THONG TASTER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WANK the TOP OF PENIS THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be AUTOFELLATIO offensive. SAMUEL L. JACKSON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to OLD CHRIST OF A people who try JERK OFF to battle I'LL RAPE YOU'CHOAD that tight-ass TWAT 17-year-PUSSYLICKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said BALL SACK' CROTCH BASTARD'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHUT UP, MEG! is a laughing SHITE matter. Plus there JAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles D'OH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOB SAGET stuff. So AUTOFELLATIO that means SHITFUCKER stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS talking about the JESSE McCARTNEY letter that it's CC PLZ mocking (what COON letter? I don't even know what AUTOFELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self URINE-GARGLING even made a really GENITALIA good point. "It's CROTCH nothing more BITCH from a head nod to a GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS knee tick". PISS. Which I'll add FUCK onto I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HELL suffer that FUCKSTAIN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a DICKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! hilarious. If you CLEMEN Want facts, go on CHENEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DONKEY PUNCHER be offended, don't read [Insert silly non-swear here] the freaking JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST article anyway.

POMMIE DUMBASS TAFFY SHIT STEVE BALLMER FUCKING A GO COUNT YOUR DICK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFUCKFUCK YOU SUCK BALLS

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SHIT CHICKEN SHIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKHEAD DAMN DIPSHIT FUCKTARD NIGGER BIG FOOT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CHIGGER DICK CHICKEN PIG PISS ARTIST BOOBS FRED PHELPS CHOAD CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK INJUN KNOBJOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS WIENER ASS POMMIE JACKASS ASSFACE MOLDY TITS FRENCH TICKLER SPIC SHIT O CANADA HOT GRITS CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE CONDOMS FUCKTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FALSE BENSON MILF DAMMIT KNOBJOCKEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMN NIGNOG REDNECK SHITFACE PIG SAND NIGGER CUNT LAPPER DONKEY PUNCHER SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING JUMP! MOTHERFUCKER COCKGOBLIN FUCKING BASTARD O KURWA! HEIL HITLER! WANKSPLAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DUMBASS JIGGABOO MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG NIGGER TITS NIPPLES ASSHAT MARY WHITEHOUSE HELL WEHATEMARIO TESTICLE CHOKE YOU SUCK BALLS MACACA PIGFUCKER DICKFACE LOLCAT MOLDY TITS PEEPEE FUCKTARD ABO SACRAMENTO I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO SEX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHIT PRICK GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK TAMPONS ASSFACE THONG TASTER WALRUS SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOZILLA FIREFOX AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE DUMBASS BITCH WANK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SHITE REDSKIN CUNTYMINTS BUTTFUCKER QUEEF BASTARD SCUMBAG CUNTRAG FLYING FUCK LENS CRAFTERS BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN MALARKY NECROPHILIA IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! BONER DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT LET'S SHIT CUNT ASSCRACK FUCK TIMBER NIGGER PISS ASSHOLE SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK PIKACHU FUCK ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELLFUCKER ASSFACE pen0r HUMAN RIGHTS COCKSHITTER SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER ARSE HELL NIGGER TITS GOD DAMN CHICKEN FRIES DAMN TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! GANGBANG CHUFF BUKKAKE REBECCA BLACK FAGGOT PUSSY POLAK CUNTSWILLING FRITZ CLUSTERFUCK NAZI SOD OFF MILF AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO ASS LICKER SON OF A BITCH WANK COCKSMOKER FLYING FUCK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKWIT SMEG SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE HOMO KIKE DICKHEAD ARSE CHENEY BULLSHIT TIT SPRINKLES BULLCRAP BUGGER WOODPECKERSHIT ANAL DIABETES ANAL CUNT RUSKIE CRAPMUNCHER SAND NIGGER CLEMEN SON OF A BITCH TIBET SEMPRINI WANK YOGHURT CANNON BULLSHIT WHORE JACK OFF POMMIE PRICK BIRD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER OH SHI– ASSFACE BULLSHIT SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIGGER WANK RAPE CUNT DICKWAD PENIS ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK REBECCA BLACK ASSWIPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS LICKER SCUMBAG SAND NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH BALLS AUTOFELLATIO TOWELHEAD CUNT CRAPPER GENITALIA DUMBASS PICKANINNY SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SLITTY EYES CHOAD KISSER CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHE NAZI BULLSHIT PISS CHIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU MOCCASINS DICKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA CHICKEN SHIT pen0r PENIS ASSHAT SHITFUCKER HELL INCEST FLAMING ASS BADGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAGHEAD NI BUGGER OFF NIPPLES ASSHAT HO FUCK YOU WETBACK JIGGABOO NIGGER TITS TWO-INCH PENIS DAGO VAGINA RUSKIE BONER BASTARD FUCKWIT ASSBANDIT SPIC QUEEF BITCH SEMEN PRICK CUNT SHIT NAZI JAP SAGGY TITS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! DOUCHE KNOBJOCKEY FOUR-EYES RUSKIE CUNTYMINTS SHIT FRENCH TICKLER INBRED RUSKIE NIGGER TITS HELL DICK CHICKEN BEAVER FUCKBAG BONG BONER MOLDY TITS BITCH SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS WOODPECKERSHIT FAG WIENER GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BAT FUCK INSANE ASSFACE EMO MOZILLA FIREFOX CLIT INCEST CRACKER PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK AY-AY-AY SHITBALLS BLUMPKIN FUCKER STEVE BALLMER CRAP POLESMOKER SEMPRINI TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING BASEBALL DONALD RUMSFELD FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK DIPSHIT BULLSHIT BLOWJOB SHITBALLS BOOBS CAMEL FUCKER EMO FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK DUMBASS GRINGO CUNT GO HOME AND DIE VAGINA FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT BITCH HELLFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TURD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TURD ASSFACE JERK OFF FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE DONKEY DICK BALL SACK COON SAND NIGGER VANDAL BOB SAGET FUCKWIT CENSORSHIP FAG CUNTYMINTS FROG'S FAT ASS JAP MARGARET THATCHER TOWELHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FIRECROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER DOUCHE HORSE SHIT SOD OFF WIENER SHITSLINGING DAMN PISS OFF MALARKY PENIS ON A BUN GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCKING DICKFACE MONKEY SHIT ARSE BUTTFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE STRAWBERRY ASS COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

HONKY CUNNILINGUS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA BIGNOSE SPIC POLAK WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOUCHE BITCH ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK PISS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT FELLATIO BITCH BITCH SOD WOP CAMEL FUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITCOCK PICKANINNY CUM Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO ASSFACE BULLSHIT FUCKTARD BITCH YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT SHIT YID FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TWAT BUGGER DOT HEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTY SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NIGNOG ALEX TREBEK PUSSY DAMN IT WIGGER MALARKY CARPET MUNCHER DAGO BAD MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICK CHICKEN and with the CECIL JOHN RHODES and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which TITS & DICKS while reading about REBECCA BLACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS OFF MY ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITTY