Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS OFF'COCK'MOCKIE'HELL'WIENER'FUCKTARD'MONKEY'S UNCLE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a MASTURBATION look at the FROG talk page of this Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! article for notes or discussion before JAP editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or REDSKIN neurochemical FUCK disorder BEAVER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden INCEST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SAND NIGGER or CHIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly [EXPLETIVE] in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHOAD KISSER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ARSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FLYING RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat THONG TASTER ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WINDOWS VISTA utterFUCKance of socially SHITTY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BAT FUCK INSANE television programs to address FELCHING Tourette's syndrome.

JACK OFF Tourette's is RAT'S COCK not to be POMMIE confused with FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves AUTOFELLATIO random DOG SHIT disorientation, culturally-POLAK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TOSSER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK OFF language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive BITCH quantities CLEMEN of ANAL DIABETES suck my mothers garbage.

Darnit.

A STUDENT PROTESTS Polite Note to the CLEVELAND STEAMER Author:

The SHITSLINGING Tourette's THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES Research Institute was DICKFACE founded to TITWANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRAK article MALARKY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PRICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHE NAZI.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers JACK ABRAMOFF swear. You can FUCKBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKGOBLIN TV, for always focusing on the DEVELOPERS! bad side of a terrible ASSHAT thing.
• The main DYKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLYING RAT'S ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee GOD DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JERK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for DAGO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TWISTY VAGINA sufferers to become TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! manically depressed and DONKEY DICK commit PORCUPINE'S BALLS suicide.
• There is no DUMBASS cure, and the CUNTBUCKET drugs that are available to, "calm" the BULLSHIT tics often have adverse CUNTRAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKTARD perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go PAKI numb and PEARL NECKLACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than INBRED it is without the KIKE drug.

I am an active member of a CC PLZ tourette syndrome BIGNOSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BIGNOSE the KRAUT public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for FROG "hi-jacking" your SHITFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PORCH MONKEY this that really RAPE annoys me. I am working towards a FENCE JUMPER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this THONG TASTER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SCUMBAG, and making fun of a JERRY horrible disorder is (not) CONDOMS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKER time.

Best WIENER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HEAVEN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. ASSRAPING Regards to Andrew PENIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INBRED saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my HYPERINFLATION intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOOBIES and ARSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with EMO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHICKEN SHIT BAND WITH 4 SHITFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTING ASSCRACK HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How DILDO to COCKSMOKER cure ALEX TREBEK the BIRD SHIT Tourette's ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAMEL JOCKEY for I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's LET'S SHIT Syndrome CONAN O'BRIAN is BULLSHIT following PISSHOLE these DIRTY SANCHEZ rules BAD MOTHERFUCKER in KIKE order:

• 1: Avoid NIGGER immature TONY LA RUSSA little FUCKFACE kids,
• 2: Count to SHITBALLS within NIPPLES 10 FELCHINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your COLGATE BUTTFUCKER WANKER nor CHIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell NI yourself you JUNGLE BUNNY don't FUCKER have PUSSY this CAMEL JOCKEY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WITH NASTY GRINGO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JAP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw COCK!

I fucking put TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSWIPE the TOP OF FUCKHEAD THIS JIZZ ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHIGGER offensive. WANK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HAIL SATAN! people who try DAMN to battle EPIDIDYMIS'BUTT PIRATE that tight-ass POLAK 17-year-WALRUS SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKSTAIN it now, but someone said SHITFACE' ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PIECE OF SHIT'EXTRA LONG PENIS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKHEAD is a laughing COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT matter. Plus there RIGHT WING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSFACE Uncyclopedia, there are NIGGER articles FUCKING A about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNTRAG stuff. So BUGGER that means SEX stop getting mad at the QUEEF first part too and MY COMMUNION WAFER OF talking about the FRIENDS letter that it's HORSE SHIT mocking (what PUSSY letter? I don't even know what MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSCRACK hi self SPRINKLES even made a really DAMMIT good point. "It's BAD MOTHERFUCKER nothing more WANKER from a head nod to a ASSBANDIT knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add SNUFF PORN onto HADJI saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BULLSHIT suffer that RAT'S ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FELLATIO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ROSES be, because if I were a BALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DILDO hilarious. If you DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Want facts, go on CRAP Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITTY be offended, don't read SHAKOPEE the freaking QUEEF article anyway.

HELL FOUR-EYES VAGINA SHITSLINGING FEWMETS FUCKER FRITZ 4CHAN HORSE PENIS CONDOMS

RAT'S ASS MILF FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH PISS DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RECTUM RAIDER TWO-INCH PENIS SCROTUM ASS LICKER WOODPECKERSHIT HELL FUCKING A ASS HOT GRITS FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH CUNT LAPPER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT JACKASS CONDOMS NICARAGUA DAMN [expletive deleted] FUCKING A LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DYKE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEX SHIT SHITSLINGING ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS SOD OFF SHITFACE CUNT SACRAMENTO SHITFACE FUCK OFF SHITPISSER WANK BITCH MOCKIE ANAL ASS SHITSLINGING WANK TESTICLE CHOKE MONKEY SHIT COCKSHITTER NEGRO GOOK JACKASS FIST FUCK MOCCASINS SHIT DUMBASS MICK NIGNOG BITCH BULLSHIT ALF TAMPONS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAP ON A STICK KIKE KAFFIR FUCKTARD POMMIE FUCKFACE DAMN BUTT-HOLE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK SOAPY TITWANK SHITFACE SOD OFF COCK ASSCRACK VAGINA TITS YOU WANKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? YOU WANKER FUCKTARD BLOWJOB KIDDY FIDDLER COCKSUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! QUEEF AAAAAAAAA! 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PHELPS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE DARTH VADER FELCHING BATHING SUIT AREA INBRED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BENSON SUCKS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS LICKER WANK BONER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BONER FRIG BELLEND IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT ARSE INJUN BUKKAKE FUCK YOU ASS IT'S OVER 9000! DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK BELLEND INBRED ALF HADJI BASTARD BELLEND FUCKING CUNNILINGUS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME NEGRO ART METAL PRODUCTS CRAPFUCKER GYPSY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT SEX WIENER SUCK MY DICK BASTARD BLUE PENIS! COON HELL JACKASS ASS CHIGGER NAZI BANGKOK PISS ARTIST CONDOMS PENIS ON A BUN FUCK OFF OH SHI– AY-AY-AY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FIST FUCK SAND NIGGER INBRED CUNT HAIL SATAN! CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TOSSER BULLSHIT FUCKING JUMP! SHITPISSER WIKIPEDIA CUNTSWILLING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS KRAUT HELL ASS FASCIST DIPSHIT WANK BITCH SHIT TITS FUCK OFF PISS UP MY ARSE ASS SLOPE JUNGLE BUNNY WOODPECKERSHIT BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT DOG SHIT PISS WALRUS SHIT JERRY SHITTY SHITFACE MACACA NIGGER BUTT-HOLE JUNGLE BUNNY SON OF A BITCH BITCH CRAPMUNCHER CUNT SMEG WANKSPLAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT SHITTY WANKSPLAT [EXPLETIVE] CUNT FLAMEVIPER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM I'LL RAPE YOU DILDO CROTCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK A DUCK CHICKEN SHIT COCK STRAWBERRY ASS GANGBANG FUCK MASTURBATION JACKASS SHIT PENISBIRD DIPSHIT SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! RUSTY TROMBONE SNUFF PORN DICKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! LIMEY PRICK MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NEGRO FIST FUCK SHITHEAD DUMBASS MONKEY BALLS CUM SCUMBAG SHIT SIGMUND FREUD CUNTRAG DAMN LIMEY BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK YOU I WILL END YOU! POKÉMON DOUCHEBAG SMEG SHITTY GOD DAMN GANGBANG SHITSLINGING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JOHN SMILEY FACE CRACKER GO HOME AND DIE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNTBUCKET FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHOAD SHITHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PISS RAT'S ASS GANGBANG HONKY DICKLICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SOD OFF FUCKWIT FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA GOOK CHIGGER SEMEN WANK DICK GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT ASS TOSSER CLEMEN BAT FUCK INSANE SHITHEAD BITCH CUNT DOUCHING CRAPFUCKER PAKI ASSFACE ASSHAT CUNT TACO CROTCH FELCHING ASS SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD TOTAL FUCKSTAIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNNILINGUS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHMONKEY PIGFUCKER FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD FUCK YOU CAMEL FUCKER CRAPPY DAMN SEMEN BIGNOSE SHITSKIN GOD DAMN MOLDY TITS LOLCAT FUCK NUGGET FELCHMONKEY I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NAZI BOOBIES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COMMUNIST DILDO TWISTY VAGINA ASS FASCIST GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD TAFFY NAZI BLUMPKIN PRICK TURD JACKASS DILDO CLIT GANGBANG FUCK YOU DEMOCRACY SON OF A BITCH BEAVER SCROTUM DICKWAD FUCKSTAIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SON OF A BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE SHITPISSER CLEMEN SHITSLIDE RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER COCK SNUFF PORN SHITSLINGING DUMBASS POMMIE FUCKSTAIN BONER SCROTUM LET'S SHIT FUCKBAG BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK SHITTY BASTARD SHITSLIDE CROTCH [EXPLETIVE] FOUR-EYES DICK IN A BOX CHICKEN FRIES DOUCHE CUNTRAG WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE WIENER THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS SHITFACE D'OH I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER FUCKTARD TESTICLE CHOKE CLEMEN DUMBASS BUKKAKE BOLLOCKS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSFACE CUM BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE PRICK POWERSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSMOKER NEOPETS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICK CLEMEN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS STUDENT MOVEMENT RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD MOCKIE BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CHIGGER RAPE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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NIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BONER FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSLINGING FIRECROTCH COMMUNIST DILDO TWAT FUCK BASTARD CUNT TAFFY ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER PISS OFF OSTRICH MY ASS FRIG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSFACE HELLFUCKER FUCK SHITSKIN VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK LIMEY BOOBIES PUSSY VENEREAL DISEASE SCROTUM EPIDIDYMIS PRICK FUCKING A BIGNOSE COON WANK MOCKIE DILDO GOBSHITE BANGKOK SHIT CROTCH FUCK SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY YID BOOBIES WOODPECKERSHIT CROTCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FRED PHELPS DICK TITS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CHUFF FUCK JOHNNY NAZI DAMN IT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BELGIUM WANKSPLAT CRAPFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SUCK MY DICK