Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TITTIES'DOT HEAD'RAT'S COCK'ARSE'ART METAL PRODUCTS'MOTHERFUCKER'DICKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CARPET MUNCHER neurochemical FUCK disorder SPICY CUNT FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FLYING RAT'S ASS, sudden SHITFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MARGARET THATCHER or BOOBIES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KOREA LOVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITTIES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FLYING RAT'S ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOUCHE NAZI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BASTARD utterFUCKance of socially CLEMEN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first 666 television programs to address CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is POTTYMOUTH not to be SHITE confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random ASSHOLE disorientation, culturally-MOZILLA FIREFOX-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD SHITE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HAIL SATAN! souvenir shoppes and massive SWIMMING POOL quantities MALARKY of ANAL DIABETES FUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the WANK Author:

The SON OF A BITCH Tourette's FUCK Research Institute was WIENER founded to SHITTY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHAKOPEE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article BIRD IN THE HOUSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS ARTIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FRITZ changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAGHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers PRICK swear. You can FUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAGHEAD TV, for always focusing on the CAMEL JOCKEY bad side of a terrible VANDAL thing.
• The main FUCKING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIKIPEDIA knee WIENER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOODIE HEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCKSTUFFER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFUCKER school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITE sufferers to become PIECE OF SHIT manically depressed and PROTESTS commit BULLCRAP suicide.
• There is no FROG'S FAT ASS cure, and the MICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHOAD tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUGARTITS perodol" which caused my entire GIVING HEAD body to go YOU WANKER numb and MARGARET THATCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOTHERFUCKER it is without the PISS drug.

I am an active member of a BONER tourette syndrome POMMIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the FROG'S FAT ASS public view of Tourettes as a "BALLS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for NIGGER "hi-jacking" your NORTH KOREA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOATSE this that really CUNTSWILLING annoys me. I am working towards a SACRAMENTO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PENIS ON A BUN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FIST FUCK, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) LOGJAMMER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WETBACK time.

Best FUCKSTAIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “THONG TASTER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Regards to Andrew MASTURBATION Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The MOCCASINS bastard who wrote this article. You can CHINK punch him if you SHITBALLS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUGGER OFF saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my DEVELOPERS! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FLYING RAT'S ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOD DAMN and VENEREAL DISEASE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PUSSY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BATHING SUIT AREA BAND WITH 4 BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BOB SAGET HORSE! FLYING RAT'S ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FLYING RAT'S ASS'S HOUSE

How SHITPISSER to BENCH PRESS cure SAGGY TITS the RAPE Tourette's [expletive deleted] Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment HELL for PEARL NECKLACE Tourette's BLISTERING BARNACLES Syndrome HELLFUCKER is GOD DAMN following CUNNILINGUS these INBRED rules PUSSY in WANK order:

• 1: Avoid FAGGOT immature HONKY little SCUMBAG kids,
• 2: Count to DAMN within SMEG 10 BEANERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RUSKIE BASTARD DOUCHING nor SHITSKIN talk,
• 4: Tell AUTOFELLATIO yourself you TAMPONS don't ASSWIPE have BOOBIES this SEX disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MAMA MIA WITH NASTY CLIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FLYING RAT'S ASS last straw HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!

I fucking put POMMIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JENKEM the TOP OF JERRY THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST offensive. BUTTFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMMIT people who try SONNY BILL WILLIAMS to battle BOOBS'REDNECK that tight-ass MOCKIE 17-year-NIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SEMEN it now, but someone said SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'ASSBANDIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKFACE is a laughing JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST matter. Plus there DICKFACE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FROG'S FAT ASS Uncyclopedia, there are DICK articles ASSHAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GIVING HEAD stuff. So CAMEL JOCKEY that means WIENER stop getting mad at the INCEST first part too and BITCH talking about the SHIT letter that it's DONKEY DICK mocking (what FUCKTARD letter? I don't even know what TITTIES the heck you're talking about). Adrian HI, BILLY MAYS HERE hi self HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS even made a really BUKKAKE good point. "It's SHITTY nothing more GIVING HEAD from a head nod to a P'KANG knee tick". JOHN SMILEY FACE. Which I'll add FUCK onto ROSIE O'DONNELL saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKTARD suffer that FUCKWIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SAMUEL L. JACKSON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK be, because if I were a NIPPLES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITE hilarious. If you PECKERHEAD Want facts, go on DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNTSWILLING be offended, don't read THONG TASTER the freaking SHIT article anyway.

FUCKFACE FEMADOM KRAUT BUTTFUCKER BASTARD PENISBIRD ASSWIPE ASS LICKER CUNT TITS

FEMADOM NAZI WOODPECKERSHIT DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAT'S COCK ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER JUSTIN BIEBER SHITCUNTING CHENEY CONDOMS DOT HEAD TONY LA RUSSA CLIT SPIC PUSSY MASTURBATION DOT HEAD [expletive deleted] ASS CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER FUCKTARD MICK FUCKFACE JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN CUNNILINGUS BITCH ORGASM SHITSLINGING ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOATSE FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE SMEG DAMMIT SEX HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO HADJI EMO JOHN ELWAY CUNT CLUSTERFUCK THONG TASTER BASTARD DAMN BEANER ASS ASSFACE ASSHAT ASSWIPE SCUMBUCKET MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO KIKE DAMN IT ABO FUCKHEAD WIKIPEDIA RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE RICK MORANIS YOU SUCK BALLS WETBACK PISS ARTIST COON ASSFACE WIGGER SPIC SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNTBUCKET DAMN CUNT PORCUPINE'S BALLS YOGHURT CANNON WOP FUCK OFF DICKLICK CARPET MUNCHER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A FUCKING A PRICK DICKHEAD GOD DAMN SHIT HELL PISS OFF MY ASS LET'S SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL CC PLZ PEARL NECKLACE PROLES FRITZ DOUCHE NAZI BULLCRAP ORGASM JERK OFF FUCK YOU DAMN ANAL BULLSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER GO HOME AND DIE [expletive deleted] FUCKHEAD FUCK A DUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JAP HOLY DUMB FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK NUGGET CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SUCK MY DICK DIPSHIT FUCK OFF BOB SAGET MACACA SHITTY CRAP OH SHI– DAMN AUTOFELLATIO NAZI SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS SLOPE DICK TITS RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT FUCKBAG DICKHEAD BELGIUM GIVING HEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHING CHONG CHINK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAMEL FUCKER CLIT GOOK TIT SPRINKLES DAMN IT TWAT WOP JACKASS ASS LICKER PUSSY ASSHOLE NIGGER CUNT MICK RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INCEST COCK DAMN PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT FLYING FUCK BITCH FRED PHELPS SON OF A BITCH DOUCHETITS SHITHEAD HATE HATE HAT SUCK A BIG DICK CRACKER FRIG BASTARD FELLATIO FUCKFACE BALL SACK RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER NIGNOG GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKWIT BLISTERING BARNACLES CONDOMS SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO JERK OFF PIECE OF SHIT BUTT PIRATE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKHEAD FUCKFACE SHITCOCK FUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRAPPY DAGO DOG SHIT ALF PUSSY FUCKSTAIN P'KANG DOODIE HEAD MASTURBATION YID SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD DAMN SEX SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS [expletive deleted] ALEX TREBEK BUGFUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SOD SCUMBUCKET JERRY ASSHOLE FUCK TOSSER FUCKING A PENIS DAMN IT SHITHEAD ASSWIPE FUCK OFF TITS & DICKS BONER BOOBIES ASSWIPE SHITTY KIKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PIECE OF SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISSHOLE SUGARTITS ASSFACE HELLFUCKER CC PLZ COLGATE PIECE OF SHIT DICK FUCK BONER HOSER MARY WHITEHOUSE SUCK MY DICK FRIG FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK BEANER CUNTBUCKET DAMN IT BULLCRAP TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS TOSSER TITS FIRECROTCH NICARAGUA FUCKING A WANK BITCH DOT HEAD TWISTY VAGINA POMMIE HELL HELLFUCKER COCK MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN SHIT BALL SACK WIGGER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY LET'S SHIT TURD pen0r HOSER JAP GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FIST FUCK GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT CANNED QUOTE JACKASS SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY FELLATIO HO WANK CARPET MUNCHER FAG SHIT FUCKSTAIN CRACKER FASHION BUG CHOAD FAG DOUCHE NAZI FLYING FUCK INCEST FUCK DAMN IT LOGJAMMER ASS FASCIST I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WIKIPEDIA FASHION BUG EXTRA LONG PENIS KIKE BIRD SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GENITALIA PECKERHEAD FUCKING CHINK GENITALIA PUNANI TESTICLE CHOKE MOCKIE TAMPONS P'KANG CLEVELAND STEAMER I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT CLIT NIPPLES TACO SHITBALLS TITTYWANK AY-AY-AY FUCK A DUCK SEX DICKFACE YOU WANKER DOUCHE PENISFUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK FLYING FUCK CRAPPY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST KRAUT ASSFACE BULLSHIT ARSE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSRAPING DIPSHIT DICKLICK FUCKER CANNED QUOTE CUNT FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT SHITTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SAND NIGGER PISS OFF CLIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITWANK GOOK MOLDY TITS WANK RAPE SEX FUCKING A RUSKIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WANK MICK JESSE McCARTNEY BEAVER CHRISTHUMPER FUCK YOU BALL SACK MOLDY TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE PRICK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSHAT ASS MALARKY PUNANI FUCKTARD INJUN FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY CHIGGER SHITSKIN DICK TITS MONKEY'S UNCLE JAP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTT-HOLE FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT DOUCHE KNOBJOCKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT PISS OFF FENCE JUMPER PISS PISS ARTIST PENIS ON A STICK DOG SHIT SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN POWERSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER CLIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REDSKIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SEMEN JUMPING JESUS!!! DIPSHIT NIGGER DIPSHIT FUCKFACE TIBETAN BUDDHISM RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK YOU DICKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE FUCK A DUCK WOP FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FRIG SHITCOCK MONKEY BALLS CRACKER FUCKING INCEST FUCKTARD FROG FRIENDS SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK BITCH SHITSLINGING YUKY DOODY I'LL RAPE YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES TACO DICK HELL NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER SHITE SHAKOPEE [Insert yet another person's name here] POMMIE HELL INBRED PISS OFF POMMIE SHITFACE BITCH PISS OFF PISSHOLE HOT GRITS ASS FUCK YOU FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT MARGARET THATCHER TWAT BUGFUCK LET'S SHIT CUNTSWILLING CUNTBUCKET NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! CUM FRENCH TICKLER FAGGOT MARGARET THATCHER HONKY PISS SCUMBAG TITS AUTOFELLATIO NAZI ASSHAT JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN PUSSY TAMPONS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK OFF DOODIE HEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KIKE SHIT DUMBASS CUNT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS HITLER SHITE ORGASM PUNANI MONKEY SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER KNOBJOCKEY CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT ASS FELLATIO JACKASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WOP MICK YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD FUCKER RAT'S COCK BIGNOSE BEAVER WOP ASSFACE CHINK FUCKING WIKIPEDIA AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING SHITE CRAPFUCKER MASTURBATION SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HEIL HITLER! RUSKIE NORTH KOREA HELL BUKKAKE WANKSPLAT SHITE FUCKWIT HONKY RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH HELL DAMN BOOBIES TOTAL HENTAI ABO JERK OFF DILDO DUMBASS HELLFIRE DICKFACE FUCK SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE FUCKER DICKFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP BLOWJOB PEARL NECKLACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MONKEY SHIT NIGGER RANDY TRAVIS FUCKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE PISS OFF WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD INCEST DONKEY PUNCHER MOCCASINS RUSTY TROMBONE MOCCASINS SHITBALLS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JUNGLE BUNNY POMMIE SHITTY JACK ABRAMOFF FEWMETS NAZI JUNGLE BUNNY SEX DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF WANK FUCKER NECROPHILIA ASSFACE WOP COON FUCKTARD BITCH ARSE COCKSMOKER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN TOWELHEAD FELCHMONKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS BRITNEY MARCH OF FLAMES BALL SACK ABO OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH BOOBIES FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT FUCKING A SOD DIPSHIT POWERSHIT TOSSER BASTARD ASS FELLATIO FUCK URINE-GARGLING P'KANG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONER SHITCOCK BALL SACK PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! SEMEN SCUMBAG FUCKFACE FUCK TITS FUCKING A ASS POLACK WIENER SHITPISSER SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT CHINK WANK BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT TITWANK ABO THONG TASTER VENEREAL DISEASE REBECCA BLACK NECROPHILIA COCK ASSCRACK DAMN NEOPETS GANGBANG NECROPHILIA FUCK ASS WANK DONALD RUMSFELD BALL SACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ANAL GOATSE CUNT FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT CROTCH CUNT SHITE CUNT BAT FUCK INSANE SON OF A BITCH BASTARD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIGNOG WANK SHITSLINGING ASSHAT FUCKFACE BASTARD MOCKIE INCEST DIPSHIT DAMN IT PENISPENISPENIS!!! PUSSY ALEX TREBEK SUCK MY DICK I'LL RAPE YOU CAUCASIANS BITCH BITCH ASS BITCH GYPSY PUNANI BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA ASSFACE I WILL END YOU! TITWANK BUGGER EAT MY SHIT! BOOBIES SCUMBAG SHITTY GOD DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SUCK MY COCK SHITTY JAP ART METAL PRODUCTS INBRED GOOK BITCH BRITNEY ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITSLINGING JOHNNY BASTARD ASSHAT JACK OFF PISS FUDGEPACKER GENITALIA FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT MARGARET THATCHER HELL SHITFUCKER HO DAGO HORSE SHIT CHOAD KISSER BITCH FUCKFACE GOAT DICK CUNTBUCKET BUGFUCK FAGGOT TAMPONS ARSE INCEST BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRICK SEMEN HONKY CUNT TAFFY ASS FASCIST CHIGGER ROSIE O'DONNELL YID VAGINA BITCH MOLDY TITS FUCKING ASSHOLE DICKFACE NECROPHILIA CAMEL FUCKER MASTURBATION OSTRICH MY ASS QUEEF FUCKSTAIN ARSE TACO WANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK SHITHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! RUSKIE FUCK BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN FUCKWIT DOUCHING JESSE McCARTNEY FIST FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP RAPE DOUCHING SEX CUNT HOSER ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE YUKY DOODY FUCK THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES KRAUT PEDOPHILIA FAG FRIENDS FUCKING A MALL SANTA PEDOPHILIA SPUNK BOOBS ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITHEAD FUCK JACK OFF SEMEN FUCKBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX SOD OFF FELCHMONKEY JIGGABOO DIPSHIT WANK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUKKAKE DAMN WOP COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITTY LET'S SHIT SHITSLIDE WIENER MALARKY INCEST POOPOO SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE RAGHEAD BITCH BOOBS DOG SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BANGKOK FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN HEAVEN RAPE PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD TAMPONS I WILL KILL YOU! SLOPE SHIT BUTT PIRATE HELL DICK TITS TURD LOLLIPOPS FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS PENIS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD NIGGER FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VAGINA SOD OFF FUCK YOU DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA FUCKING BIRD IN THE HOUSE POMMIE LET'S SHIT DICKFACE JAP GOD DAMN FUCKWIT DOUCHE MONKEY SHIT GANGBANG RAT'S COCK TAMPONS GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE FUCK OFF CHOAD FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY PEARL NECKLACE SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS FAGGOT TWISTY VAGINA PRICK BONER BOOBS SHITSLINGING FAGGOT SCUMBAG [EXPLETIVE] WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS SUCK MY DICK BITCH JIZZ YID WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! INBRED BITCH BUGFUCK BIGNOSE WEHATEMARIO CARPET MUNCHER SHITSKIN ASSCRACK DOM DeLUISE MOTHERFUCKER GOOK FUCKWIT BALL SACK SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING BOOBS BUNG-HOLE BIRD SHIT CUNT LAPPER DOG SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT GREASER FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY MALARKY JACKASS RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK FREE ELECTIONS GOBSHITE DAMN JIGGABOO TENTACLE RAPE FEMADOM BASTARD ARSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISSHOLE SHITBALLS 666 ARSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHING FELLATIO CUNTRAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NEGRO FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER EMO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD pen0r CHOAD JAP SHIT HORSE PENIS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BALLS FUCKER PAKI EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNTBUCKET DUMBASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKSTUFFER VAGINA QUEEF INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT O CANADA BUGFUCK NIGGER TITS YOGHURT CANNON ANAL HOSER NIGGER POLESMOKER NIGNOG TIMBER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK AAAAAAAAA! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MASTURBATION DAMN IT OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA WANK WANK COMMUNIST DILDO BEANER CUNT SPIC CLEMEN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSBANDIT TITWANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JAP COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JIZZ DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHIGGER FUCKFACE CRAPFUCKER MOLDY TITS RAPE PIGFUCKER FUCKER DAMN YOU WANKER OSTRICH MY ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCK BOOBIES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANAL DIABETES ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT SCROTUM FEMADOM NIGGER TITS WHITE PEOPLE ASS LICKER PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD INJUN NIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS BUGFUCK YOUTUBE, BITCH

SHITTY FRITZ SHAKOPEE PISS CRAP BEANER STEVE BALLMER FROG FUCK JACKASS CRAP ON A STICK suck my mothers BEAVER FUCK A DUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SAND NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER PEARL NECKLACE CUNTING ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK CUNT DAMN TITMOUSE [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING A JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT CRAPPER DIPSHIT YID SHIT ALEX TREBEK BASTARD DUMBASS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ABO and with the [Insert yet another person's name here] and his BOYCOTT VIACOM! of girraffes in which [EXPLETIVE] while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JOHNNY