Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BULLSHIT'GRAPE PENIS'HELL'COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT'DIPSHIT'LENS CRAFTERS'DICKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TACO look at the SPIC talk page of this [Insert silly non-swear here] article for notes or discussion before DIRTY SANCHEZ editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder JUNGLE BUNNY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden PISS ARTIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANK or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUKKAKE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKSTAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MONKEY SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken REDNECK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUDGEPACKER KRAUT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially MACACA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address JACK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

CROTCH Tourette's is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD not to be COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK confused with BALL SACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HAIL SATAN! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TACO random PORCH MONKEY disorientation, culturally-TWAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth EAT MY SHIT! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, ANAL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LAKE TITICACA WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SCUMBAG souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities FUCKHEAD of ANAL DIABETES MALARKY garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITHEAD Polite Note to the TRANNY Author:

The ASS Tourette's STUDENT MOVEMENT Research Institute was JIGGABOO founded to BALL SACK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAGHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article BOLLOCKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and KIDDY FIDDLER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITTY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourrette's sufferers BANGKOK swear. You can EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISSHOLE TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible DICKWAD thing.
• The main CHRISTHUMPER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BAD MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SPICY CUNT FUCK knee DICKFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TOSSER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BIGNOSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTTFUCKER school for TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WOP sufferers to become BLESSED DAMN SAINT manically depressed and DONKEY DICK commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no SEX cure, and the DICK CHICKEN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITCUNTING tics often have adverse HO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK OFF perodol" which caused my entire MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE body to go FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and DICKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSEBADGERS it is without the SHITHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! tourette syndrome PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WILLY WONKA the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSYLICKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOATSE sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your DAMMIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITMOUSE this that really GOD DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a BOLLOCKS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ARSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a QUEEF horrible disorder is (not) BONER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOLY DUMB FUCK time.

Best GOOK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. JIGGABOO Regards to Andrew suck my mothers Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The ASSCRACK bastard who wrote this article. You can P'KANG punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOT HEAD saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIKIPEDIA and DOUCHE NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MACACA BAND WITH 4 SHITCOCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE

How SEMEN to YOUTUBE, BITCH cure ASS the SHITE Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PEARL NECKLACE for CRAPFUCKER Tourette's WIGGER Syndrome DOODIE HEAD is DIPSHIT following LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD these BAD MOTHERFUCKER rules SON OF A BITCH in SHITTY order:

• 1: Avoid SCROTUM immature JAP little FUCKSTAIN kids,
• 2: Count to HELLFUCKER within SHITTY 10 TITWANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITFACE NECROPHILIA SOD nor SON OF A BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell BONG yourself you FUCK don't FUCKTARD have SHIT this INBRED disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHOLE last straw SPANK THE MONKEY!

I fucking put MARGARET THATCHER' my comment at the TOP OF THE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOD DAMN the TOP OF MARGARET THATCHER THIS CHAV ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. BOOBIES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITFACE people who try MICK to battle DIRTY SANCHEZ'CUNT that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-DOT HEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HORSE SHIT it now, but someone said PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT' DONKEY PUNCHER REBECCA BLACK'CLIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUKKAKE is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there ROSES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SUCK MY DICK Uncyclopedia, there are SCUMBAG articles MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching THONG TASTER stuff. So ALEX TREBEK that means DUMBASS stop getting mad at the POMMIE first part too and CHOAD talking about the INJUN letter that it's FUCKSTAIN mocking (what LENS CRAFTERS letter? I don't even know what CRAP the heck you're talking about). Adrian [EXPLETIVE] hi self PENISBIRD even made a really OSTRICH MY ASS good point. "It's FUCKWIT nothing more TITS & DICKS from a head nod to a SEMEN knee tick". FUCKING A. Which I'll add STEVE BALLMER onto CROTCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOLDY TITS suffer that BORDER HOPPER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIGGER be, because if I were a CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GRAPE PENIS hilarious. If you ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Want facts, go on ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INBRED be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking GENITALIA article anyway.

HELL BULLCRAP ALF SPANK THE MONKEY BOB SAGET INBRED ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN WIENER PISS ARTIST

HELL GRAPE PENIS COCKSTUFFER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK OFF WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY ASSWIPE BOLLOCKS FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT CHIGGER DAMN IT SCUMBAG FUCKWIT JIZZ FUCKTARD BLOWJOB 666 BLUE PENIS! EAT MY SHIT! HOT GRITS [EXPLETIVE] CUNTRAG FAG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASS COON SHITTY DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT ASS LICKER RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] SHITSLINGING SPUNK JACKASS CONAN O'BRIAN CHOAD NIGNOG SHITFACE ASSBANDIT ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! HAIL SATAN! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE ARSE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHAKOPEE POTTYMOUTH CUNT DICKFACE ASSCRACK FUCKER FUCKWIT CUNT FUCKSTAIN CHOAD NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU SLOPE GOD DAMMIT WIGGER TITMOUSE CLEVELAND STEAMER DICK TITS NAZI BULLCRAP HELL GOBSHITE TOSSER WINDOWS VISTA INJUN BUTTFUCKER FUCK JACKASS O CANADA COON GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK YOU WANKER TITWANK BALL SACK FELLATIO BLUE PENIS! HOT GRITS YOU WANKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DILDO CHRISTHUMPER GOBSHITE COON CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS FUCKING A RANDY TRAVIS ASS JOHN ELWAY FUCKWIT DEMOCRACY YOU WANKER HADJI SUCK MY COCK JOHNNY JIZZ FUCKWIT MASTURBATION GOD DAMN GENITALIA PISS SHIT BEAVER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS STEVE BALLMER VAGINA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DILDO DICKLICK KRAUT SHITSKIN JACKASS ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER FOUR-EYES MOTHERFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HELLFUCKER SEX TIT SPRINKLES DOUCHEBAG JERRY SUCK A BIG DICK HOT GRITS [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKTARD SUCK MY COCK PISS CHIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHIT JACK OFF ASSHAT ASSFACE GOBSHITE PENIS ON A STICK YOU WANKER RICK MORANIS BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT INJUN HONKY INJUN CAMEL JOCKEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT MILF DAMN IT POLACK RUSTY TROMBONE WANK HOT GRITS WETBACK ART METAL PRODUCTS FELLATIO PRICK CUNT BIRD SHIT HO CHENEY SON OF A BITCH NIGGER JERK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COON ORGASM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING MICK SHITHEAD BITCH WANK NI SHITHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A SEMEN ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITBALLS SHITSLINGING MONKEY BALLS CUNNILINGUS BITCH PIECE OF SHIT NI NIPPLES BALL SACK YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN JAP ASS BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL SPUNK RAT'S ASS HELLFIRE JACK ABRAMOFF ARSE RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT AMERICA ONLINE WIENER ASSHOLE BELGIUM FUDGEPACKER ASS FASCIST O CANADA TITS CHOAD TESTICLE CHOKE COCK HELLFUCKER TUBA PROXY SITES SEX BEANER WOODPECKERSHIT PISS OFF DONGSHOVER COCKGOBLIN FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE PEDOPHILIA BULLCRAP FENCE JUMPER HO CHENEY ORGASM ASSHAT ORGASM TITMOUSE COCK ASS CONDOMS POOPY ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS DICK CHICKEN INCEST FUDGEPACKER SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS JERRY DICK TITS DIPSHIT POLESMOKER PISS OFF WIENER FLYING RAT'S ASS TIT SPRINKLES YOGHURT CANNON FUCKWIT HAIL SATAN! BRITNEY TOWELHEAD ASS DAMN IT MALARKY CAMEL JOCKEY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO PAKI KIDDY FIDDLER HO SPUNK MAMA MIA DARTH VADER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP O KURWA! ORGASM O CANADA SEX DICKWAD 666 TITTYWANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS INCEST GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST ASSHAT SHITHEAD WANK COMMUNIST DILDO BALL SACK WANK BOOBIES CUNNILINGUS SPANK THE MONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POO POO BLOWJOB BLISTERING BARNACLES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMMIT POOPOO JOHN SMILEY FACE BULLSHIT GENITALIA BITCH SPUNK SUCK A BIG DICK NECROPHILIA YID BOB SAGET BITCH NAZI PISS OFF MY ASS D'OH LIMEY FLYING FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF ANUSCAKE CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! ASS FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD SHAKOPEE BAT FUCK INSANE TAMPON IN MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK JACKASS DYKE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BEAVER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH PIECE OF SHIT GYPSY WHORE CUNTRAG MARY WHITEHOUSE DOUCHING JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOOBIES TRANNY DUMBASS SCROTUM FOUR-EYES PISS LET'S SHIT DUMBASS BIRD SHIT HELL ASSHOLE FU SPANG SHITFUCKER ASS NORTH KOREA BRITNEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS ASS CHRISTHUMPER CUNNILINGUS DOUCHEBAG FUCKING JAP FUCKWIT CLIT WANK INDIA HAS NUKES FRIG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN HORSE PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD SUCK MY COCK GRINGO PISS OFF JACK OFF TWAT DOT HEAD SHITCOCK 666 PICKANINNY WANKER BATHING SUIT AREA DIRTY SANCHEZ PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITSKIN BELGIUM PENISBIRD FELLATIO BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH BIGNOSE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM GIVING HEAD ALEX TREBEK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE TRANNY BUTT-HOLE YOU WANKER ASS DONKEY PUNCHER DUMBASS BITCH BLOWJOB NIGGER VAGINA DUNE COON MASTICATION FOR THE NATION CHOAD FUCKTARD HOMO GREASER DICKFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL ARSEBADGERS COCK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DONKEY DICK ASSHOLE GRAPE PENIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK RAT'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY 666 PISS WARNER MUSIC GROUP THIS IS A RARE SWEAR RECTUM RAIDER PORCH MONKEY SHITSLINGING JAP I WILL END YOU! FUCK YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF URINE-GARGLING FUCKSTAIN JACKASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BRITNEY BUGGER OFF CRACKER DAMN ARSEBADGERS TWAT DOUCHING ASSHAT PISS OFF SEX DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS HONKY PISS OFF CUNT ASSCRACK FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SPUNK SON OF A BITCH RAPE FUCK YOU TITS & DICKS HOLY DUMB FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MONGOLIANS BEAVER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NAZI BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! ASSRAPING ASSCRACK PENISPENISPENIS!!! EPIDIDYMIS ASSHAT GOATSE BITCH ASS PUNANI FLYING FUCK COON KRAUT CUNTSWILLING POLACK GRAPE PENIS ASSFACE PECKERHEAD FUCKING A CROTCH I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK YOU WANKER CRAPPY GOOK WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER BAT FUCK INSANE TURD BORDER HOPPER EPIDIDYMIS ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS FELCHING DICK HITLER LAKE TITICACA FUCKING PIG TITTYWANK BITCH COCKSUCKER JERRY BUTT PIRATE FUCK BULLSHIT FROG PENIS SHITHEAD BOB SAGET TITTIES SEX BUNG-HOLE TAFFY FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK WINDOWS VISTA CONDOMS SNUFF PORN MALARKY ASS FUCKING FUCKWIT FELCHING FRIG CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD RAGHEAD INBRED SHIT DICKWAD MARCH OF FLAMES DICK AMERICA ONLINE PAKI BIG FOOT ASSHAT SHIT SUITCASE PENIS WOMEN'S RIGHTS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN CUM FUCKFACE CHUFF CUNTYMINTS DAMN IT REDNECK ASSHOLE ASS [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF TITTYWANK BRUSH MA TEETH GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE SUCK MY COCK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER CLIT SHIT DUMBASS HIGH WAGES ASS FUCKTARD QUEEF MASTURBATION SHITHEAD URINE-GARGLING FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACKASS ARSE TAMPONS CHRISTHUMPER FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE RAPE PRICK DICKFACE QUEEF DICKFACE STEVE BALLMER PISS WHORE CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE I WILL END YOU! REDSKIN HEIL HITLER! ARSE BUTT PIRATE DICK ASS WANK JERK OFF ARSEBADGERS PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY BIGNOSE NIGNOG WANK JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH DUMBASS CHINK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOOK BAD MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION RAPE FUCKING FUCK DAGO GOOK CRAP NIPPLES CHINK CAMEL FUCKER CHOAD FUCKHEAD CUNT FUCK DICKFACE BULLSHIT BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT LIMEY QUEEF RAPE GOOK PISS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD SHITHEAD CLEMEN GREASER LOGJAMMER DUMBASS PENIS BEAVER COMMUNIST DILDO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SUCK MY DICK STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT NIPPLES BELLEND BASKETBALL HOOP SHIT SHITTY CLEMEN KRAUT DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE JIZZ FUCKING ARSE ALF MOZILLA FIREFOX O KURWA! ASS BASTARD SHAKOPEE HELL DAMN IT STEVE BALLMER DICKFACE RAT'S COCK BOOBS SUCK MY DICK SHITTY ASS RAT'S COCK WIKIPEDIA CLUSTERFUCK NECROPHILIA COCK ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POLACK BOOBS PRICK AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS GOOK PISS OFF MY ASS KNOBJOCKEY SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE SHITE BUKKAKE PEEPEE NEOPETS FENCE JUMPER PRICK COON FUCKING HORSE PENIS MONKEY SHIT BRITAIN WANK GRINGO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DOG FUCKER JERRY BANGKOK PUSSY WEHATEMARIO TWAT JERK OFF INBRED SHIT [expletive deleted] BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU JERK OFF DUMBASS DUMBASS JERRY SPUNK GRAPE PENIS GOD DAMN POTTYMOUTH BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK ASSHOLE GOD DAMN TIT DIRT PISS PUSSY CUNNILINGUS MONKEY BALLS SHIT POMMIE PASTURE MAMA MIA TAFFY FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL CLEMEN NIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER FUCK ASSHAT SHIT CUNT CRAPPER FLAMEVIPER DUMBASS MILF HOMO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMMIT NAZI TITS RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST WIGGER CROTCH PUSSY GRIS FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN DOT HEAD MASTURBATION ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER CHRISTHUMPER BASTARD BOOBS WETBACK JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ARTIST SOD OFF CRACKER GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER RUSTY TROMBONE I WILL END YOU! HORSE SHIT CRAPPY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANKER GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF FUCK YOU HATE HATE HAT CUNT SPIC DAMN SHITE BALLS SUCK MY COCK PIECE OF SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASS SPIC CLUSTERFUCK [EXPLETIVE] JAP HELLFUCKER BULLSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUTT PIRATE SPANK THE MONKEY BUTTFUCKER SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK SPIC FUCK OFF POLAK DIPSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS WANK PEEPEE WANK CUNT RAT'S COCK CONDOMS FUCKWIT DYKE ASS POOPY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER BIRD SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOON MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FELCHMONKEY DYKE REBECCA BLACK HITLER FELLATIO SHITHEAD ASS BENCH PRESS COCKSTUFFER GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK CHOAD SHITFUCKER TOWELHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE BALLS ASSHAT CUNT JENKEM ARSEBADGERS DICK IN A BOX SIGMUND FREUD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIRD SHIT D'OH GIVING HEAD DIPSHIT DOG SHIT WIKIPEDIA CHIGGER NEGRO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING FUCKER ARSE JACKASS PISS AMERICA ONLINE CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKSUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITBALLS MONKEY SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT JACKASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS YOUR MOM TWO-INCH PENIS MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN ASS BALL SACK ASSBANDIT NIGGER TITS COCKSMOKER BONG COCKSUCKER BUGFUCK JOHNNY FELCHING CUNT FUCKHEAD TIT SPRINKLES SHIT GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST JACKASS CUNT SUCK MY COCK BIRD SHIT SHITBALLS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUGGER YOUR MOM COCKSTUFFER RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SHITSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST ASS LICKER DOG SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS BASTARD LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE NEGRO DOUCHING HELL JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JACKASS PENISFUCK SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JACKASS DOT HEAD INCEST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the POTTYMOUTH and his JERK OFF of girraffes in which BLOWJOB while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELL also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITBALLS