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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BORDER HOPPER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JACKASS, sudden FRAK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOLDY TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUNANI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BELGIUM CLIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTRAG utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAMEL FUCKER television programs to address WHORE Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD KISSER Tourette's is NIPPLES not to be FROG'S FAT ASS confused with LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GENITALIA random SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM disorientation, culturally-DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHEBAG language, YOU WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NAZI BOLLOCKS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky suck my mothers souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities ARSEBADGERS of ANAL DIABETES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKING Polite Note to the GIVING HEAD Author:

The INCEST Tourette's EXTRA LONG PENIS Research Institute was SHIT founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COON article WOODPECKERSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PEDOPHILIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOCCASINS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTT-HEAD Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SLOPE Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can CHUFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMN TV, for always focusing on the TRANNY bad side of a terrible PEEPEE thing.
  • The main BUGGER OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSRAMMER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MASTURBATION' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICK TITS knee ASSWIPE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKSTAIN school for LAKE TITICACA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKTARD sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and FAG commit CHOAD suicide.
  • There is no COON cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the DICKLICK tics often have adverse PRICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT perodol" which caused my entire MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE body to go GARBAGE DAY! numb and FUCKWIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK drug.

I am an active member of a FLYING FUCK tourette syndrome GOD DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONALD RUMSFELD the LAKE TITICACA public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FEWMETS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLAMING ASS BADGER sorry for FUDGEPACKER "hi-jacking" your ASS LICKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FEWMETS this that really DOUCHING annoys me. I am working towards a SCROTUM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRAPMUNCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BATHING SUIT AREA, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) ASSFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your 4CHAN time.

Best BUKKAKE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your CHINA SUCKS capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew CUNTRAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can PENISPENISPENIS!!! punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TITS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my FUCKSTAIN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JACKASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUGFUCK and RAT'S COCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INBRED music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS BAND WITH 4 PEEPEE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHRISTHUMPER HORSE! JACKASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JACKASS'S HOUSE

How BOOBIES to CUNT cure I WILL KILL YOU! the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S COCK for TOURETTE'S IS FUN Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY Syndrome ASS is CLEVELAND STEAMER following FELLATIO these CHIGGER rules I'LL RAPE YOU in CAMEL JOCKEY order:

  • 1: Avoid PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! immature POLACK little FUCKHEAD kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within FRAK 10 SHITHEADseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your GANGBANG BOLLOCKS FUCK nor DOUCHEBAG talk,
  • 4: Tell TOSSER yourself you WIKIPEDIA don't DICKFACE have WILLY WONKA this KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BLESSED DAMN SAINT WITH NASTY FUCKING A DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JACKASS last straw HELL!

I fucking put GARBAGE DAY!' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FALSE BENSON the TOP OF BOB SAGET THIS ASSHAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be OH SHI– offensive. MARCH OF FLAMES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSWIPE people who try LET'S SHIT to battle PISS OFF'SALISBURY that tight-ass POOPY 17-year-I WILL END YOU!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GARBAGE DAY! it now, but someone said FROG'S FAT ASS' FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO'TRANNY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTING ASSCRACK is a laughing DOG SHIT matter. Plus there GREASER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are WIENER articles TITTYWANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMN stuff. So STEVE BALLMER that means BUTT-HEAD stop getting mad at the SCROTUM first part too and CRAPMUNCHER talking about the DICKHEAD letter that it's JERK OFF mocking (what SPICY CUNT FUCK letter? I don't even know what BUTTFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian EXTRA LONG PENIS hi self ARSE even made a really ASSHOLE good point. "It's DONKEY PUNCHER nothing more ASS from a head nod to a DIPSHIT knee tick". MASTURBATION. Which I'll add FUDGEPACKER onto IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that FIRECROTCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOATSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIGNOSE be, because if I were a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article VAGINA hilarious. If you DICK TITS Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LET'S SHIT be offended, don't read INCEST the freaking HELL article anyway.

INCEST WANK SHIT SAND NIGGER ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT ASSHAT TRANNY CLEMEN

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SLOPE FUCKING A SUCK MY COCK PUSSY [Insert silly non-swear here] GENITALIA I WILL END YOU! SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHAKOPEE suck my mothers RAPE BOOBS JACKASS CUM BUTT-HOLE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA [Insert swear here] EMO GOATSE FUCKTARD CHIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY NIGNOG COON CLUSTERFUCK SEMPRINI CUNT SMEG FUCKING A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK WANK HELL FUCKING A ASS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE SHIT DOUCHETITS BONER ASSHAT INBRED AUTOFELLATIO RAPE POMMIE FUCK A DUCK SCUMBAG MONKEY SHIT TAFFY INBRED PUSSY RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER WANKSPLAT CUNT PENIS BITCH SHITE DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST FUCKING FELLATIO QUEEF BUGFUCK FUCK COLGATE JACKASS FRITZ CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SHIT FUCKING A CRAPFUCKER TRANNY FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS JUSTIN BIEBER KAFFIR FUCK YOU HADJI KIDDY FIDDLER GANGBANG DAMNATION I WILL END YOU! TWAT DUMBASS BASTARD CUNT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR PORCUPINE'S BALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH HEIL HITLER! 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FUCKWIT FUCKER BONER COON 30 CASES OF PICKLES HORSE PENIS SHITTY AUTOFELLATIO PENIS WIKIPEDIA BOOBS CUM BUTT PIRATE CROTCH SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISS ARTIST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU NEGRO DAMN BELLEND ORGASM BOOBS AY-AY-AY HENTAI FUCK DOUCHEBAG CHENEY FUCK FELLATIO SHITSLINGING PENISBIRD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFACE DONALD RUMSFELD DOT HEAD PAKI BUTT-HEAD SMEG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTTFUCKER CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING BASTARD BRUSH MA TEETH INBRED PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLSHIT ORGASM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SOD OFF DICKFACE FELLATIO FUCK YOU FIRECROTCH ASSHAT COCK GO HOME AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DUMBASS TAMPONS CLEMEN O CANADA BALL SACK FUCK OFF FUCKWIT DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF NORTH KOREA FUCKSTAIN BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKHEAD FUCK DICK DAMN ASSFACE DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DELICIOUS CAKE and with the FROG and his LAKE TITICACA of girraffes in which NORTH KOREA while reading about RAPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

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FUCK YOU Dr. Phil! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Don't forget, the earth was created 4004 BC and fossil evidence is a test of faith! Don't let school pervert you, little children! ;)