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For those without WETBACK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a MOLDY TITS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MARY WHITEHOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder POLACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MACACA, sudden COCKSMOKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WANK or GENITALIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNTING ASSCRACK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCKSTUFFER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TOSSER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANAL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous YOUR MOM utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MILF television programs to address GRINGO Tourette's syndrome.

TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's is JIGGABOO not to be PENISPENISPENIS!!! confused with HELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ARSEBADGERS random SHUT UP, MEG! disorientation, culturally-SAND NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MALL SANTA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ABO language, FROG'S FAT ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER POMMIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky VENEREAL DISEASE souvenir shoppes and massive TRANNY quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES MASTURBATION garbage.

Darnit.

A suck my mothers Polite Note to the ALEX TREBEK Author:

The SHITSLINGING Tourette's ASS FASCIST Research Institute was COON founded to SCROTUM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWISTY VAGINA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JUNGLE BUNNY article DOUCHE NAZI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONKEY PUNCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JIZZ.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WANK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers WIKIPEDIA swear. You can MILF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SACRAMENTO TV, for always focusing on the CLUSTERFUCK bad side of a terrible FRED PHELPS thing.
  • The main NI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLEMEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHOAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BAD MOTHERFUCKER knee BUGFUCK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is INBRED no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKSTAIN school for FEWMETS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS sufferers to become CHOAD KISSER manically depressed and BITCH commit CRAPMUNCHER suicide.
  • There is no CUNT cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROG'S FAT ASS tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire SHITFACE body to go NEGRO numb and EUROIPODS basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKWAD it is without the TACO drug.

I am an active member of a COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tourette syndrome CHICKEN SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CLEMEN the DICK public view of Tourettes as a "SCROTUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CRAPMUNCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am INCEST sorry for GENITALIA "hi-jacking" your 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISSHOLE this that really FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ANAL, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) ARSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITSLINGING time.

Best FUCKING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AMERICA'S GREAT! degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing PORTUGAL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. PECKERHEAD Regards to Andrew RAPE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The MACACA bastard who wrote this article. You can TWAT punch him if you FUCK YOU want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my I AM CORNHOLIO! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MACACA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WINDOWS VISTA and YOU WANKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUGFUCK BAND WITH 4 CRACKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOD DAMMIT HORSE! MACACA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MACACA'S HOUSE

How FUCKING FUCKFUCKER to FUCKFACE cure ASS the ASSHOLE Tourette's MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MORGAN TSVANGIRAI for I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT Tourette's BITCH Syndrome MONKEY SHIT is DIPSHIT following FRIG these MOLDY TITS rules POLESMOKER in ASSWIPE order:

  • 1: Avoid CAPITALISM immature BITCH little FUCKING FUCKFUCKER kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITCOCK within YOU WANKER 10 WANKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DUMBASS SHITCOCK KIDDY FIDDLER nor TITMOUSE talk,
  • 4: Tell BIRD SHIT yourself you STEVE BALLMER don't FUCKING JUMP! have DILDO this CHINK disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBS WITH NASTY COCKSUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MACACA last straw PISS OFF!

I fucking put SHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE BONER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ALEX TREBEK the TOP OF ASSHOLE THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE offensive. CONDOMS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIGFUCKER people who try GREASER to battle YOU WANKER'ASSHAT that tight-ass DAMN IT 17-year-BATHING SUIT AREA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GO HOME AND DIE it now, but someone said COCKGOBLIN' CRAPMUNCHER LAKE TITICACA'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKER is a laughing SUCK COCKS IN HELL! matter. Plus there WIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BENCH PRESS Uncyclopedia, there are RANDY TRAVIS articles DAMNATION about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So ABO that means KRAUT stop getting mad at the BALL SACK first part too and CHOAD talking about the BULLCRAP letter that it's ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS mocking (what JACK OFF letter? I don't even know what TONY LA RUSSA the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKER hi self SPUNK even made a really SUCK MY COCK good point. "It's YOU WANKER nothing more GO COUNT YOUR DICK from a head nod to a BIRD SHIT knee tick". CUNTYMINTS. Which I'll add PIECE OF SHIT onto MOLDY TITS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITTY suffer that ASSWIPE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUMBASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PIGFUCKER be, because if I were a YOGHURT CANNON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOB SAGET hilarious. If you MASTURBATION Want facts, go on INCEST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BULLSHIT be offended, don't read SUCK A BIG DICK the freaking BASTARD article anyway.

PENIS ON A STICK FUCK CRACKER ASSHOLE ASSHOLE TOSSER BUGGER RAT'S COCK OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S ASS

SHIT CUNTBUCKET PENIS NI SHITSLIDE RAPE INBRED BASTARD CUNT DICK CHICKEN CRAP EMO FLOWERS BULLSHIT SMEG CHOAD KISSER SHITCOCK CHICKEN FRIES RAT'S COCK BITCH SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER WANK JUNGLE BUNNY PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU LOLCAT CUNT SON OF A BITCH WALRUS SHIT FUDGEPACKER PORCH MONKEY BONG NIGGER SHITE BUTTFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD DILDO CUNT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SON OF A BITCH BUTT-HEAD SON OF A BITCH BUGFUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD WIKIPEDIA RULES KAFFIR SHITFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTBUCKET DICK CHICKEN POO POO BLOWJOB JUNGLE BUNNY GARBAGE DAY! WANK FUCKBAG CLEMEN BULLCRAP CLEMEN CUNTBUCKET JUSTIN BIEBER BENCH PRESS HELL HELL ASS WANKSPLAT PENIS DAMN BONER ASSHAT JESSE McCARTNEY NI SPUNK REDNECK ASS TIT SPRINKLES BASTARD BOON DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKBAG SPANK THE MONKEY DICKHEAD CUNT DOG SHIT FIRECROTCH GREASER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FELLATIO HADJI GOAT DICK ASSCRACK PISS OFF MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD SNUFF PORN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHEBAG WANK BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT NECROPHILIA CAUCASIANS TOWELHEAD FUCKING JUMP! EAT MY SHIT! WIENER AY-AY-AY TITS & DICKS JOHNNY CUNT SHITTY WOODPECKERSHIT HELL FAG FUCKING A SHITE SHIT DAMMIT DOUCHETITS CUNNILINGUS GARBAGE DAY! BLUE PENIS! FUCKWIT CRACKER [EXPLETIVE] CUNTBUCKET JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST VAGINA ARSE SHITSLIDE DICKHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SPIC LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SOD PUSSYLICKER DICK BUTTFUCKER RAGHEAD MOCCASINS FENCE JUMPER PUSSYLICKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS OFF FUCKING WANKSPLAT SUCK MY DICK ORGASM FUCK THONG TASTER MOCKIE CUNTRAG JIGGABOO JACKASS ALF BUGGER OFF BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS FUCKWIT DICKFACE BRUSH MA TEETH HOT GRITS SUCK MY DICK FELLATIO SHITSKIN TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BUGGER SHIT BLOWJOB CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS PENIS ON A BUN GYPSY GOD DAMMIT PECKERHEAD SEX GANGBANG ASS CLIT SHITHEAD DICKWAD SMEG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSWIPE GANGBANG FUCK YOU COCK SHITSLINGING WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITE FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT FUCKING WHORE DOUCHEBAG FRAK ASSHAT SHAKOPEE HOSER PEDOPHILIA DOT HEAD FRIG NEGRO FUCKING ANAL PISS UP MY ARSE TITTIES WANK ASS ASSFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHAT BOB SAGET TITWANK PISS ARTIST SHITE FLYING FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HORSE SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP JAP YOUR MOM SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER DOODIE HEAD COCKSUCKER GRAPE PENIS BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! JERRY FUCKBAG CANNED QUOTE TWISTY VAGINA BALL SACK POMMIE BITCH ASSHOLE ASSHOLE NIGGER CRAPPY PISS QUEEF FUCK YOU I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER DYKE BOOBS SHIT MICK PENIS DICKLICK TWAT FUCKHEAD DICKFACE I AM CORNHOLIO! BULLSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE DICKFACE FUCK OFF HOT GRITS ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JACK OFF DAMMIT JACKASS DAMN WHORE ASSFACE ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCKING BASEBALL ASS CAMEL FUCKER SWIMMING POOL GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE SHITCUNTING SHITCOCK DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKER ASSHAT SOAPY TITWANK BOOBS PISS OFF WIENER SAMUEL L. JACKSON SOD OFF FUCKING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONALD RUMSFELD HONKY WEHATEMARIO ANAL DIABETES BOOBIES BITCH BITCH GO HOME AND DIE BULLSHIT TAMPONS GRINGO SON OF A BITCH SLITTY EYES SOD SCUMBAG DICKFACE FUCKING FUCK YOU DOUCHING GREASER DAMN IT CROTCH PISSHOLE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TITS SEMEN NECROPHILIA NIGNOG SUITCASE PENIS TOSSER ASS NICARAGUA BITCH DOUCHEBAG RAT'S COCK ALEX TREBEK JOHN SMILEY FACE NIGGER NORTH KOREA FAGGOT PAKI GOBSHITE PEDOPHILIA JACKASS GREASER FRIG TITTYWANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ORGASM CUM DICKFACE TURD SLOPE CHENEY BITCH MONKEY BALLS FUCK YOU FUCK HADJI SHITE FUCKFACE BIGNOSE pen0r FEWMETS SHITFACE BASTARD FUCK BUGFUCK SHITE SHITFUCKER JACKASS SOD ASS FUCKFACE FROG BITCH DOT HEAD PORCH MONKEY MACACA MACACA TITS TWISTY VAGINA SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKFACE WANK SACRAMENTO BUTTFUCKER FENCE JUMPER BITCH DOUCHING BANGKOK DELICIOUS CAKE POTTYMOUTH SHITE PUSSY WALRUS SHIT JERK OFF RICK MORANIS FUCK PUSSY CUNT FUCKING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHEBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BELLEND WANK SALISBURY BEAVER FUCKING A NAZI CHIGGER BOOBS DIPSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DARTH VADER DAMN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKTARD FUDGEPACKER DOG FUCKER TWISTY VAGINA ASSHOLE HAIL SATAN! SEMEN CHICKEN SHIT WIGGER JIZZ SHITTY YUKY DOODY FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE SHIT FUCK OFF HAIL SATAN! DONKEY PUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT FUCKFACE BLOWJOB DAMNATION SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FOUR-EYES NECROPHILIA UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY LET'S SHIT DICKFACE PORCH MONKEY CUNT PEEPEE STEVE BALLMER ASSRAPING GYPSY BUTTFUCKER BUGGER OFF COCK NICARAGUA FUCKER GOBSHITE NAZI INJUN AUTOFELLATIO DICK CHICKEN DAMN TAMPONS MACACA BALLS POLESMOKER ASS MOTHERFUCKER HOMO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE BRUSH MA TEETH PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FU SPANG POLACK SHITFUCKER TWAT TITS INBRED ASSCRACK REDNECK CLEMEN BASTARD PORCH MONKEY PISSHOLE DIPSHIT PUNANI FUCKING A CHIGGER PISSHOLE GOD BLESS AMERICA PORCH MONKEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH YUKY DOODY SHITE HOSER FELLATIO SMEG COCKSUCKER MALARKY DOUCHE SHITE MAMA MIA BULLSHIT HELLFIRE CUNNILINGUS ASS LICKER POMMIE PIGFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COCK DAMN BALLS POMMIE GRINGO ASSHAT GRINGO PROXY SITES [expletive deleted] SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT MONKEY BALLS SHIT CUNT WEHATEMARIO TENTACLE RAPE SUCK MY DICK FUCKBAG RAGHEAD JACKASS SHITHEAD CHOAD SHITSLINGING DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE TITS & DICKS SHAKOPEE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS OFF FUCK BLOWJOB PAGE BLANKING BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING SCUMBUCKET DARTH VADER suck my mothers FUCKING BITCH SON OF A BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK VAGINA NIPPLES CRAPPY DAMN FUCKING COCK YOU WANKER DELICIOUS CAKE PUSSY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BASTARD FUCK OFF INCEST ASS SHITHEAD ASSHOLE NEOPETS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS HO NIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAPE DILDO BUNG-HOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANK WIKIPEDIA SHITFACE TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKBAG PISSHOLE BITCH INBRED RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT TIMBER NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TWAT DICK CHICKEN SHITTY FUCKBAG PISS FIST FUCK FRITZ COCKGOBLIN FUCKSTAIN TRANNY BULLSHIT BITCH LENS CRAFTERS GOD DAMN INCEST NIGGER FEMADOM LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TOSSER CUNT CRAPPER SOD OFF NECROPHILIA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BEAVER WANK NORTH KOREA AUTOFELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKHEAD ASS CONAN O'BRIAN JACK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE GOD DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GANGBANG CLIT ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKTARD DUMBASS SHITHEAD BEAVER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SPUNK TURD SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK IN A BOX BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK DILDO SCROTUM HELL BOOBS BUTT-HOLE COON SHITSKIN WANKSPLAT CHENEY DICKLICK BALLS BOON NIGGER LENS CRAFTERS FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS GRINGO DAGO VAGINA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WIGGER COON EAT MY SHIT! FUCKING RAGHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY HORSE SHIT RAPE STEVE BALLMER pen0r FUCKER SEMEN CHIGGER SEX ASS BASTARD suck my mothers IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS ARTIST ASSBANDIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FROG'S FAT ASS KIDDY FIDDLER TOWELHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKTARD JAP SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH FUCK WANK YID DAMN TWAT PRICK HELL CHENEY GOBSHITE FUCKING PISS MOTHERFUCKER JAP CUNT CRAPPER BUKKAKE BALLS SUGARTITS DICK IN A BOX SUCK A BIG DICK PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST SHITTY CUNT BUTT-HOLE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH MALARKY JAP ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN JOHNNY INJUN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK pen0r KU KLUX KLAN ASS HORSE SHIT TACO GARBAGE DAY! TITS & DICKS URINE-GARGLING FEWMETS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TENTACLE RAPE SEX ARSE FUCKER PENISFUCK INCEST WANK WANKSPLAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHITE PEOPLE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME INCEST ASSHOLE SEX FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT DONKEY DICK FUCKER TITS [Insert silly non-swear here] ASSRAMMER JACKASS SUITCASE PENIS FUCKTARD INBRED PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT RAT'S ASS YOUR MOM TWAT DUMBASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKFACE DICKFACE FUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITSLINGING FUCK IN SACREMENT I'LL RAPE YOU PEARL NECKLACE VENEREAL DISEASE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GENITALIA PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER CUNNILINGUS ARSE PUNANI TOWELHEAD SHITBALLS CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK DARTH VADER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HOMO DOUCHEBAG YID SIGMUND FREUD HELLFUCKER MICK INBRED BLISTERING BARNACLES DOG SHIT CLIT MAMA MIA BONER FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YOU BEANER CHIGGER DUMBASS ARSE LAKE TITICACA JACKASS GIVING HEAD MACACA FEMADOM ASSHOLE HENTAI GOD DAMN FELLATIO INBRED MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKWIT PUNANI DESU TITS CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF TITS & DICKS GARBAGE DAY! ARSE SUCK MY DICK ASSHOLE DICK MOTHERFUCKER YID I WILL KILL YOU! NAZI INBRED BALLS DAMMIT CHRISTHUMPER JAP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD JOHN ELWAY CUNTRAG BASTARD GREASER PISS UP MY ARSE BASTARD DOUCHE FUCKING BASEBALL BALLS SEMEN ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MARGARET THATCHER DILDO SHITE FIRECROTCH BENCH PRESS BAT FUCK INSANE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FEWMETS GRINGO LOLLIPOPS HADJI DAMN TITTYWANK SEX DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN SHITTY HADJI TAFFY JENKEM CRAPMUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY AUTOFELLATIO WALRUS SHIT SUGARTITS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DOUCHE BOON THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITE DICK BOB SAGET TOWELHEAD DOUCHE WIENER ASS NIPPLES BUKKAKE BITCH POO POO BLOWJOB KAFFIR CHENEY PEDOPHILIA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED SEX BALL SACK NIGGER LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! GIVING HEAD BELLEND ASSFACE DAMN FUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN IT HITLER BLOWJOB BITCH AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU NEOPETS INBRED SOD OFF YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLCRAP CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ARTIST All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSHOLE PICKANINNY ABO TRANNY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HOT GRITS CUNT GOD DAMN SHITE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HELL DOG FUCKER BASTARD MARCH OF FLAMES SCROTUM CONDOMS FUCKWIT TURD ASSFACE FUCKWIT DILDO COON RUSTY TROMBONE HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE O CANADA CUNT PENIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFACE FUCKBAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM QUEEF SHITHEAD SHIT ASS SHITE FEMADOM FUCKING FUCKTARD PISS OFF MY ASS SHITSLINGING ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITBALLS DIPSHIT SHITTY SHIT TACO FUCKFACE CRACKER COCKSUCKER PISSHOLE BANGKOK SHITPISSER PENIS SHITHEAD TRANNY BEAVER DICKFACE NIPPLES DILDO CUNT DICK IN A BOX FUCKING A NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNTRAG CAMEL JOCKEY ORGASM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BATHING SUIT AREA SON OF A BITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOD DAMMIT DAMN COCKSUCKER KNOBJOCKEY SHITSLIDE RAGHEAD ASS CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! BASTARD HELL MARCH OF FLAMES TITS ASSFACE FOUR-EYES FEMADOM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FAG DAMN GINGERBREAD ASSHOLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BEANER EMO DOG SHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TWAT PAKI AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

TOWELHEAD ASSHOLE PEEPEE BRITNEY BONER BUGGER MILF SHITE HADJI JIZZ JESSE McCARTNEY FIST FUCK CROTCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITBALLS DUMBASS NIGNOG DOG SHIT GOD DAMMIT DAMN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HITLER DICK CHICKEN BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FELCHING PIXIES FUCKING JUMP! MALL SANTA BIGNOSE SHOOP DA WHOOP BUKKAKE SOD MONKEY SHIT RICK MORANIS HORSE PENIS DOG FUCKER BITCH SOD OFF SEMEN SUITCASE PENIS FUCK TURD SHITBALLS CHICKEN SHIT PORCH MONKEY ASSFACE CC PLZ COCK FUCKING TACO FUCK HORSE SHIT DICKHEAD SHITBALLS DAMN IT DICKFACE BITCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RECTUM RAIDER DAMN HENTAI GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE PRICK GOBSHITE ASSHOLE DOUCHE AMERICA ONLINE SHITE REDNECK TESTICLE CHOKE BUGGER DONGSHOVER STEVE BALLMER YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the BOLLOCKS and his DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT of girraffes in which BLUMPKIN while reading about WANK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CAMEL JOCKEY also

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