Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CC PLZ'GOD DAMN'CHINK'BULLSHIT'RAPE'FUCKTARD'PISS OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder GREASER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN IT, sudden JOHNNY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSFACE or BANGKOK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITTYWANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LIMEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT NIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSHOLE utterFUCKance of socially HOT GRITS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLIT television programs to address 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

NECROPHILIA Tourette's is ASSHOLE not to be NEGRO confused with INDIA HAS NUKES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITCUNTING random MAMA MIA disorientation, culturally-TWAT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HENTAI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITSKIN language, CLIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TACO CLEMEN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SUCK MY COCK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YOU quantities FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES FRAK garbage.

Darnit.

A O CANADA Polite Note to the CROTCH Author:

The MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's TIT SPRINKLES Research Institute was ANUSCAKE founded to FUCKING A.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOODIE HEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FENCE JUMPER article KIKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WARNER MUSIC GROUP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ORGASM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PIG Tourrette's sufferers MOZILLA FIREFOX swear. You can FELCHING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PUSSY TV, for always focusing on the BOOBS bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main BUNG-HOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are suck my mothers involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small OH SHI– knee SUCK MY COCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is RAT'S COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BITCH school for PIECE OF SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JACKASS sufferers to become HAIL SATAN! manically depressed and BULLSHIT commit FENCE JUMPER suicide.
• There is no SEX cure, and the YID drugs that are available to, "calm" the PENIS tics often have adverse DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire ART METAL PRODUCTS body to go DICKHEAD numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than INBRED it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a ASSWIPE tourette syndrome YOGHURT CANNON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKHEAD the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PAKI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN sorry for CRAP "hi-jacking" your HELL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHRISTIANITY this that really GOOK annoys me. I am working towards a DEVELOPERS! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKFACE, and making fun of a FUCKING A horrible disorder is (not) TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! time.

Best BELLEND regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKLICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROXY SITES degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries PORTUGAL leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “BELGIUM” Wen

P.S. DEVELOPERS! Regards to Andrew PUNANI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The LIMEY bastard who wrote this article. You can SAMUEL L. JACKSON punch him if you FUCKFACE want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my BUTTFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN IT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SEMEN and DOUCHE NAZI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKER BAND WITH 4 ASSFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITTIES HORSE! DAMN IT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN IT'S HOUSE

How DUMBASS to WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! cure SHITE the CLEMEN Tourette's FELCHING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INBRED for FROG Tourette's MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Syndrome SCROTUM is PEARL NECKLACE following ASSFACE these FLYING FUCK rules BUTT PIRATE in FUCKBAG order:

• 1: Avoid JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE immature FLYING RAT'S ASS little PORCH MONKEY kids,
• 2: Count to JACKASS within PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 10 BUKKAKEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ANAL DIABETES HADJI nor ORGASM talk,
• 4: Tell TIT DIRT yourself you NICARAGUA don't D'OH have HELL this HOMO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ICE CREAM WITH NASTY TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN IT last straw MONKEY BALLS!

I fucking put FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMMIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BEAVER the TOP OF TWISTY VAGINA THIS FUCK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGGER offensive. SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JIZZ people who try CLUSTERFUCK to battle KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS that tight-ass I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 17-year-TITTIES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said BASTARD' BULLCRAP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM'TOURETTE'S SYNDROME on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BLISTERING BARNACLES is a laughing MOZILLA FIREFOX matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DELICIOUS CAKE Uncyclopedia, there are CLUSTERFUCK articles JOHN SMILEY FACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOUR MOM stuff. So FUCK that means ASSHOLE stop getting mad at the BIRD IN THE HOUSE first part too and SAGGY TITS talking about the DAMN letter that it's POMMIE mocking (what ASSRAPING letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHAT hi self BITCH even made a really CUNT good point. "It's CONAN O'BRIAN nothing more FLYING FUCK from a head nod to a CHAV knee tick". BOON. Which I'll add JERK OFF onto FU SPANG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOD DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JENKEM be, because if I were a PENIS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK COCKS IN HELL! hilarious. If you ART METAL PRODUCTS Want facts, go on JOHN SMILEY FACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INBRED be offended, don't read JERK OFF the freaking POO POO BLOWJOB article anyway.

CARPET MUNCHER PISSHOLE THONG TASTER SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE CUNT PEEPEE SHITE FUCK REBECCA BLACK

COMMUNIST DILDO WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN FELCHING FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT RAT'S COCK BUKKAKE TIT DIRT MICK SACRAMENTO BULLSHIT TURD ORGASM SHITFACE WOP TURD DICK BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT ALF ARSE DAGO DIPSHIT DILDO FUCKING A COCK PENIS ON A BUN LET'S SHIT HELL WALRUS SHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOUCHE FEMADOM TURD SHUT UP, MEG! SHITTY SEMEN WALRUS SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SUCK MY COCK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF PENIS ON A BUN YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ANAL EPIDIDYMIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CARPET MUNCHER I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND PORCH MONKEY FUCK YOU BUTT PIRATE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAPFUCKER SON OF A BITCH CLEMEN GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKBAG DISSIDENTS EPIDIDYMIS COON PUNANI GOD DAMN CUNT SAGGY TITS CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS WHORE FUCK OFF COCK ASS LICKER BOOBIES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POOPOO QUEEF JIGGABOO SAND NIGGER CUNT ASSHAT BASTARD THONG TASTER SMEG I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU PISS UP MY ARSE BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT ARSE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TIT SPRINKLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY DICK AUTOFELLATIO BOLLOCKS BUTT-HEAD MONKEY BALLS OSTRICH MY ASS HELLFIRE DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT BOON MONKEY SHIT SHITBALLS BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BENSON SUCKS CHRISTHUMPER BORDER HOPPER FUCKER BIRD SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HYPERINFLATION SCUMBUCKET TAFFY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUSSY PISS ARTIST FRITZ DONALD RUMSFELD ASSHAT MICK RAT'S COCK BULLCRAP FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE CLIT CUNT GIVING HEAD FUCK TURD POLACK GIVING HEAD CC PLZ SOD OFF RAGHEAD DOUCHE BASTARD ASSHAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT PUNANI LENS CRAFTERS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA WHITE PEOPLE FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE SHITTY BITCH [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CLIT BOOBIES CUNNILINGUS DICKFACE FUCK YOU OH SHI– YOU WANKER PENIS ON A BUN ASSHOLE FUCKTARD CUNT BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITFACE SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT ASS LICKER DAGO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER FUCK COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK SHITE BLUMPKIN FU SPANG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT PISS OFF NAZI ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG CUNT FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER JIGGABOO ASSHOLE ASSWIPE DAMNATION SHITE COMMUNIST DILDO WANKSPLAT GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! COON RAPE TITWANK SAND NIGGER PENIS ON A STICK CRACKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MASTURBATION GYPSY RUSTY TROMBONE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TAMPON IN MY ASS TESTICLE CHOKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE FELLATIO PUSSY YID ASSFACE KRAUT SHITSLINGING REDSKIN FUCKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSBANDIT JACKASS I DON'T HAVE AIDS PISS SHITFACE DICKLICK SPUNK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD BLUE PENIS! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHAT FUCKFUCKFUCK SON OF A BITCH CHOAD JENKEM NORTH KOREA CUNTRAG ASSRAPING CLIT PENISFUCK BALL SACK CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! HELL RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT SHIT SEX MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF RAGHEAD WANK CHRISTHUMPER FELLATIO DICKFACE JERK OFF ASSHAT POLESMOKER BASTARD SHITFACE INCEST BITCH REDNECK CONDOMS BOOBIES ORGASM FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! SHIT DICKHEAD DIPSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE SOD OFF DELICIOUS CAKE BALL SACK PORCH MONKEY CC PLZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPMUNCHER O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST BASTARD O CANADA YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS CUNTSWILLING FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMMIT DONALD RUMSFELD HORSE SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU TITS PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ROSIE O'DONNELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASS DOUCHE NAZI MARY WHITEHOUSE SCUMBAG DICKHEAD LAKE TITICACA JACKASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VENEREAL DISEASE BIRD SHIT WANK DICKHEAD DYKE EMO DAMNATION SHIT ASS ASSWIPE CONAN O'BRIAN LET'S SHIT FRIG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK HELL ASSFACE GOD DAMN INJUN COMMUNION WAFER NECROPHILIA REBECCA BLACK FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK PISS CHRISTHUMPER MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG GOAT DICK SLOPE NIGNOG DAMMIT DUMBASS JOHN ELWAY SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT BLOWJOB POOPY WANK DICKLICK LAKE TITICACA FUCK NUGGET CUNT FLYING FUCK TITMOUSE FUCKER suck my mothers FEWMETS DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CRAPFUCKER PISS ARTIST [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITTIES DICK CUNT JACKASS COON GOBSHITE PISSHOLE BITCH PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER FASHION BUG DICKLICK ASSWIPE SHITE POLAK DAMN IT CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKFACE QUEEF FUCKTARD NORTH KOREA COLGATE MOCKIE CUM FLYING FUCK JENKEM ORGASM ASSFACE PEARL NECKLACE CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER DAMMIT ASSFACE FENCE JUMPER DAGO SPICY CUNT FUCK RAT'S ASS FOUR-EYES WANK PORCH MONKEY FEATURED TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CROTCH COCKSMOKER SHITFUCKER TITTYWANK COON CUNTING ASSCRACK DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! SHUT UP, MEG! ASSWIPE 30 CASES OF PICKLES BONER NIPPLES CRIMETHINK SAND NIGGER TAMPONS TUBA FUCKSTAIN TIMBER NIGGER PEDOPHILIA CROTCH PUNANI ASS BELLEND YOU WANKER JAP INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE POOPY FUCKWIT FIRECROTCH SHITFACE PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT ASS ASSFACE POMMIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOG FUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS ARTIST TAMPONS DUNE COON RAT'S COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE ASS WIENER SHUT UP, MEG! I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DILDO EXTRA LONG PENIS CLUSTERFUCK DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCK SCUMBAG PEDOPHILIA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSCRACK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITE TESTICLE CHOKE JACK OFF YID COCK DUMBASS POLACK COON FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER CROTCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH CUM ASSCRACK INBRED SHITE FUCKING A FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD YUKY DOODY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST HO VAGINA FUCKTARD FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT DAMMIT SHITTY SHITFACE VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS OFF BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS INBRED MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY FUCKER DICKWAD NECROPHILIA KIDDY FIDDLER SHITBALLS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH FUCKHEAD BOOBS BITCH BIRD SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WALRUS SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SOD TITS CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN WANK TIT DIRT TITTYWANK NIPPLES JIGGABOO SHITFACE PASTURE FELCHING FUCK DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS GENITALIA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER TITS TWAT SHIT SHITFACE GOBSHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GRINGO NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NIPPLES BULLSHIT POOPOO DICKLICK MASTURBATION COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITWANK [Insert swear here] DIPSHIT NIGNOG FUCK OFF GYPSY BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD FUCK CHINK D'OH BULLSHIT DOUCHING SHIT ARSE KNOBJOCKEY PEACEFUL FUCKWIT JIGGABOO AY-AY-AY SCROTUM TAMPONS PEARL NECKLACE CHIGGER FIST FUCK PENIS SHITSLINGING CHUFF KAFFIR TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK KNOBJOCKEY COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITE CUNT HORSE SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FROG ASSHAT WHITE PEOPLE CHINK WEHATEMARIO BALLS FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE CARPET MUNCHER GRIS VAGINA SHITBALLS TITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT COCKGOBLIN I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBAG HORSE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! VAGINA BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER WANKER ASSHAT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MILF BUTTFUCKER SEX DONKEY DICK HONKY GOOK JACKASS COCKGOBLIN WALRUS SHIT LET'S SHIT LENS CRAFTERS GENITALIA suck my mothers SPUNK SPIC CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN SOD FUCK {{USERNAME}} TAMPONS TOSSER BIGNOSE FELLATIO HELL AAAAAAAAA! PRICK SHITSKIN CUNT SHITE SHITHEAD RADIO FREE LUNCH MALARKY BOOBS RAPE COCKSHITTER SHITE TACO INJUN VAGINA POLACK TWISTY VAGINA GRAPE PENIS CUNT TENTACLE RAPE FUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOOBS DOODIE HEAD CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS HORSE PENIS [expletive deleted] FUCK BULLSHIT WANKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX COLGATE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKTARD INJUN GOD DAMN BELLEND FEWMETS HELL CUNTRAG MALARKY ASS ABO CAMEL JOCKEY HAPPINESS DAMN SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE CHICKEN FRIES DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE MILF FUCK TURD SHIT GARBAGE DAY! INCEST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S ASS BUGGER PORCH MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD JESSE McCARTNEY JACK OFF SHITSLINGING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA CUNT WOP KIKE BUKKAKE SHITSKIN HOLY DUMB FUCK PEDOPHILIA TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS FUCK YOU WINDOWS VISTA ASS DAMN SHITCUNTING OSTRICH MY ASS CHOAD SHIT FUDGEPACKER SHITHEAD SHITFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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ASS FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIKIPEDIA DAMN DAMMIT NIPPLES DIPSHIT TAMPONS pen0r FUCKHEAD BALL SACK FUCKING A BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT SIGMUND FREUD HO FUCKTARD HO SHITBALLS ASSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMMIT ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG FRIG FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS MOCCASINS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK FUCKER WOP WARNER MUSIC GROUP CROTCH SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK VAGINA SAGGY TITS JOHNNY TACO FENCE JUMPER COON FENCE JUMPER CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT PISS OFF PISS BOON AMERICA ONLINE REDSKIN DICKFACE SHITE MALARKY SPICY CUNT FUCK YOU WANKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK HORSE PENIS CUNT BIBLE BASHER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HORSE SHIT PRICK WANK DOUCHING TWO-INCH PENIS DICK TITS BANGKOK FELLATIO DICK HELL DAMN IT BULLSHIT ANUSCAKE SHITSLINGING PENIS ON A BUN HELL JUNGLE BUNNY AUTOFELLATIO SEMEN JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HADJI RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING RAT'S ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE VAGINA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GOBSHITE BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT SHITTY SHITBALLS RAPE SHITSLINGING WIGGER CROTCH DAMN TOSSER EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH COMMUNION WAFER WINDOWS VISTA SHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PRICK RECTUM RAIDER BITCH JAP MARCH OF FLAMES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SUCK MY DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PEEPEE PUNANI ARSE PRICK PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! FRIG GOD DAMMIT QUEEF I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTERFUCK ASS FUCK OFF FUCK TAFFY BOOBS CUM PIECE OF SHIT HELLFIRE GANGBANG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOUCHING REDNECK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BASTARD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GOD DAMMIT and with the RUSKIE and his FUCKING of girraffes in which ASSCRACK while reading about SHITTING DICK NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOT HEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• EPIDIDYMIS