Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CUM'TOWELHEAD'WANKER'CUNT'PECKERHEAD'JESSE McCARTNEY'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BEAVER neurochemical FUCK disorder RAT'S COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANK, sudden [expletive deleted] m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKFACE or PISS OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MOTHERFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOOK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSCRACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ANUSCAKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MASTURBATION utterFUCKance of socially ARSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT television programs to address HAIL SATAN! Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is FIRECROTCH not to be POLACK confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITE random MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE disorientation, culturally-DIRTY SANCHEZ-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD TWAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FRIG souvenir shoppes and massive JAP quantities D'OH of ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST garbage.

Darnit.

A THONG TASTER Polite Note to the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Author:

The SHITE Tourette's BOB SAGET Research Institute was P'KANG founded to YOUR MOM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHRISTHUMPER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TACO article PISS OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and [EXPLETIVE] I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BRITNEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers DIRTY SANCHEZ swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the ART METAL PRODUCTS bad side of a terrible RAGHEAD thing.
• The main DONGSHOVER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK NUGGET involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PUSSYLICKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee BULLSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BAD MOTHERFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMN school for FUCKING A something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage INBRED sufferers to become PIG manically depressed and HAIL SATAN! commit CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT suicide.
• There is no DAMNATION cure, and the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSBANDIT tics often have adverse ASSHAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN IT perodol" which caused my entire JERK OFF body to go SEX numb and GOD DAMMIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCUMBUCKET it is without the SHITHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome PUSSY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SCROTUM the DUMBASS public view of Tourettes as a "POLESMOKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KIKE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELL sorry for CUNNILINGUS "hi-jacking" your NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JAP this that really BUGFUCK annoys me. I am working towards a SAMUEL L. JACKSON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALLS, and making fun of a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! horrible disorder is (not) LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS ARTIST time.

Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing TIENANMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not CULT OF THE DEAD COW occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew CECIL JOHN RHODES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The BALLS bastard who wrote this article. You can LAKE TITICACA punch him if you MALARKY want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CRAP and FLYING RAT'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TURD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WETBACK BAND WITH 4 PENISFUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS OFF HORSE! WANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANK'S HOUSE

How GRAPE PENIS to NEOPETS cure FUCK YOU the DOUCHING Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for FUCKER Tourette's TOWELHEAD Syndrome HITLER is CUNNILINGUS following GRINGO these GANGBANG rules CHOAD in SHITHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid INBRED immature TITS little FUCKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to DICKHEAD within WOODPECKERSHIT 10 ASSHATseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICKHEAD VAGINA MALARKY nor MASTURBATION talk,
• 4: Tell SONNY BILL WILLIAMS yourself you MALARKY don't ASSWIPE have FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS this COCKSHITTER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY JUSTIN BIEBER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANK last straw DICK!

I fucking put CRACKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE NORTH KOREA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF DAMN THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. DOUCHE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COCKSUCKER people who try HAIL SATAN! to battle PISS OFF MY ASS'ASS FASCIST that tight-ass CUNTING ASSCRACK 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BRUSH MA TEETH it now, but someone said GO HOME AND DIE' MOCKIE COLGATE'I RAPE WALRUSES! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING RIVER CRABS SUCK is a laughing CUNNILINGUS matter. Plus there SHITBALLS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MONKEY BALLS Uncyclopedia, there are POMMIE articles CROTCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So SONNY BILL WILLIAMS that means COCK stop getting mad at the DAGO first part too and GENITALIA talking about the NAZI letter that it's FRIG mocking (what COCKING FUCKBOROUGH letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITWANK hi self ASSCRACK even made a really BELGIUM good point. "It's TAFFY nothing more SHITE from a head nod to a ANAL knee tick". SCUMBAG. Which I'll add FUCK onto DOUCHEBAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKFUCKFUCK suffer that LAKE TITICACA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HOMO be, because if I were a MONKEY SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITTING DICK NIPPLES hilarious. If you DAMNATION Want facts, go on ASSHOLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COMMUNISM IS STUPID be offended, don't read SHITSLINGING the freaking CUNT article anyway.

TWAT WHORE JOHNNY LET'S SHIT TRANNY POLAK FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN PISS I'LL RAPE YOU

HELL OH SHI– PISS OFF BOOBIES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER COCKSUCKER WETBACK TITS CUNTYMINTS BASTARD FEATURED ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FRAK GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SHITE FUCK YOU ARSE ORGASM DICKFACE WANK POMMIE ALF LET'S SHIT BOOBS ASSHAT ORGASM CHOAD KISSER GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU JACK OFF BLOWJOB MOCCASINS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKHEAD ABO DAMN WETBACK GOD DAMMIT JAP BELLEND TITWANK RUSTY TROMBONE GRAPE PENIS COCKGOBLIN FUCKING BASEBALL SHITSLINGING JIGGABOO NEGRO SCROTUM BAT FUCK INSANE O CANADA PORCH MONKEY FASHION BUG FUCK OFF RUSTY TROMBONE DICK IN A BOX ROSIE O'DONNELL RANDY TRAVIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUGGER DAGO FLYING FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SIGMUND FREUD PRICK SHITE DAMMIT ASSWIPE SAGGY TITS VAGINA HO BELGIUM SCROTUM [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FAG DUMBASS SHAKOPEE BUTT PIRATE SHIT FUCK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS OFF SHIT DAMN CUNNILINGUS CONAN O'BRIAN REDSKIN ASS [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT CARPET MUNCHER FRIG BOB SAGET SHITPISSER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIKIPEDIA BITCH PISS TITS POLESMOKER I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S ASS POLAK DIPSHIT BASTARD BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING SEMEN RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN CUNT SHIT SHITFACE SHITBALLS CUNT GOBSHITE PISSHOLE SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS PRICK DONALD RUMSFELD TOSSER NORTH KOREA INBRED PISSHOLE FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST I LIKE BUSH FELCHING JOHNNY DAMN CRAP ON A STICK WIENER GO COUNT YOUR DICK HELL CUNT PISS ARTIST HELL CUNT FUCKING A BUGGER OFF BUGGER OFF CLEMEN BUDDHISM SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY CARPET MUNCHER GRIS DYKE BEAVER SUGAR WHORE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CONDOMS TAMPON IN MY ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT GOD DAMN CRAPFUCKER FUCKHEAD DICK TWAT FUCKWIT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS COON POLESMOKER FUCKTARD SCROTUM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUM JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT JOHNNY URINE-GARGLING TWO-INCH PENIS JACKASS GOOK ASS BOOBIES HORSE PENIS MOCKIE YOU WANKER FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHE SIGMUND FREUD CRAPFUCKER ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST GOOK FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOUCHETITS TITS & DICKS WIKIPEDIA BONER ASSHOLE DAMN ASSWIPE TUBA ASSFACE JACK OFF NIGNOG GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK SHITFUCKER NIGGER MONKEY SHIT FENCE JUMPER MARY WHITEHOUSE GREASER DICKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKWIT PISS OFF BONER JACKASS SHIT BOLLOCKS ANAL DIABETES JACKASS BUTT-HEAD TITS RAT'S ASS SHITTY PORCH MONKEY DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHIGGER THONG TASTER PIECE OF SHIT ARSE FUCKING BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER CROTCH BELLEND FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JERRY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN IT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HORSE PENIS ASS LICKER FLYING FUCK PIG MASTURBATION YOU WANKER GYPSY PISS CRAP CHRISTHUMPER CHUFF DICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FOUR-EYES CUNT EMO CRAP ON A STICK INBRED BUKKAKE PIG [expletive deleted] PISSHOLE MONKEY'S UNCLE BASTARD DAMN FUCKSTAIN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FAGGOT TWAT INCEST HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKHEAD BITCH POLESMOKER OSTRICH MY ASS ABO JIZZ BEANER JAP DONGSHOVER HOSER NI MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY PEEPEE TITS YOGHURT CANNON SEX TRANNY POLAK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITWANK MILF PIGFUCKER ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! MONKEY SHIT SMEG CRAP ON A STICK TITTYWANK SEX FUCKTARD FUCK OFF HAIL SATAN! TIMBER NIGGER ASS LICKER MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT JENKEM PRICK GOOK COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET FUCK FUCKWIT GOD DAMN HOT GRITS GRAPE PENIS FEWMETS DICK TITS SHITE POLACK WANKER PISS OFF [Insert swear here] FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS SHITHEAD BITCH BUGGER OFF NIPPLES BASTARD FUCKTARD FRENCH TICKLER BUTTFUCKER CHINK SHITCUNTING ANAL JAP FUCKHEAD BEANER FUCKING TITS & DICKS CUNT JAP FUCK OFF HO BULLSHIT WIENER POLAK FUCKER ASSCRACK SHIT ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD ANAL CUM CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCK PENIS ON A BUN CAPTAIN CRUNCH DUMBASS SHITCUNTING DICKFACE TITS GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA FEWMETS TAIWAN YID FUCKING BASEBALL PICKANINNY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY CHIGGER JERRY ANAL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MASTURBATION PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TOWELHEAD TONY LA RUSSA FUCK OFF SEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS QUEEF GOD DAMN CUNT DAMN POMMIE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN ASSCRACK WIENER PUSSY FUCKING BASTARD WIGGER BALL SACK RAGHEAD PIKACHU DICK CHICKEN GIVING HEAD ABO FUCKSTAIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN IT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MASTICATION FOR THE NATION NEGRO WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER BEAVER JACKASS JACKASS ASSCRACK LET'S SHIT NECROPHILIA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT TENTACLE RAPE ASS TWISTY VAGINA DOUCHE FEMADOM PEARL NECKLACE BAT FUCK INSANE WANKER FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT SHOOP DA WHOOP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS CRAPPY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HOMO DICKLICK WANKER CUNT FUCKHEAD BOOBS SHITE FELCHING PORCH MONKEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ORGASM FELCHING PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA SHITTY PRICK HOMO FUCKBAG PORCH MONKEY DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER FUCKER WIGGER JACK OFF GOD BLESS AMERICA CROTCH DAMMIT FUCKING A BLOWJOB WHORE DICKHEAD ASS PENIS ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHAT BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN IT GOBSHITE PISSHOLE ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE JERRY CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF BASTARD SHIT CRACKER MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER BONER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS VAGINA NAZI BATMAN & ROBIN SON OF A BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ABO BELGIUM TAFFY WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMMIT BOOBS DICKLICK FUCKING PENISBIRD DUMBASS SCUMBAG ASS LICKER REDNECK BEAVER CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS WETBACK PUSSY DAMMIT BASTARD COCKSHITTER BITCH ASSFACE DAMNATION WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HELLFIRE FUCKBAG CHICKEN SHIT ARSE COCKSUCKER HEIL HITLER! HITLER QUEEF DAMN PORCH MONKEY CROTCH SCUMBAG HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE RAT'S COCK ASSFACE GOATSE COCKSTUFFER DIPSHIT BUGGER OFF DILDO REDNECK HELLFUCKER BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN SEX PRICK ASSHAT FUCK YOU BULLSHIT ASSCRACK GOOK DAMMIT FUCK BUGGER OFF BALL SACK ARSE BASTARD DAMN GIVING HEAD GANGBANG FUCKBAG BITCH CHOAD KISSER BONG WANK BITCH SOD HELL LET'S SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH FLYING FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT BUGFUCK GOD DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS CHIGGER ASSHOLE WIGGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOG FUCKER CHAV FUCKTARD SHITE TITWANK FUCK FUCKFACE GREASER ROSIE O'DONNELL NIGGER FRAK THONG TASTER DOUCHE NAZI NIPPLES suck my mothers EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUKKAKE ASS FUCK PISSHOLE FUCKING PEEPEE GOBSHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAPE ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER SUCK MY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS SAND NIGGER DONGSHOVER JIGGABOO FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK COON ASSHOLE SHAKOPEE SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD ASS ASSHOLE FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO NIGGER TITS FLYING FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE YOU WANKER BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA ANUSCAKE BALLS BASTARD YOU WANKER DAMN FUCKER ASSHOLE ASSWIPE NORTH KOREA WANK AY-AY-AY DAMN NAZI SHITCOCK RICK MORANIS HADJI SHITE CHOAD EPIDIDYMIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITTY INCEST DUMBASS NI SCROTUM BOB SAGET DIPSHIT ASSCRACK CUNTYMINTS POMMIE WANK JUNGLE BUNNY DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE YOU WANKER SEMEN WIENER CHUFF FUCKING FUCKER BULLCRAP SHITFUCKER TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CAMEL FUCKER SMEG CUNT CAMEL FUCKER YID PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH SHITTY DAMMIT WANKER LGBT RIGHTS HELLFIRE EXTRA LONG PENIS TITTIES ASS LICKER SHIT ORGASM BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER CHINK PENIS ON A STICK LGBT RIGHTS RAT'S ASS DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ MICK BITCH DONGSHOVER WANK RAT'S ASS COCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE REDSKIN FUCKFACE ASSHAT VOTE HO FUCKTARD DUMBASS POMMIE DICK SHITFACE DAMN BEAVER RAPE WHORE FELCHMONKEY MOCCASINS DAMNATION TWAT BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER SPUNK CAMEL FUCKER SAND NIGGER BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BOLLOCKS DUNE COON WILLY WONKA PICKANINNY DICKHEAD SHIT FRIG DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS SHITFUCKER VAGINA GOD DAMMIT JESSE McCARTNEY PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT GOD DAMN FEWMETS TUBA NIPPLES SHOOP DA WHOOP CHING CHONG CHINK SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITCOCK WANK BASTARD BUGGER FUCKHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HADJI PENISFUCK FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE FROG CUNNILINGUS GOAT DICK HELL BIG FOOT CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHING SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS BALLS CHAV SHITE GREASER CUNTBUCKET RUSKIE BITCH WANK NEGRO DILDO KIDDY FIDDLER BASTARD NIPPLES NIPPLES PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE HENTAI DIRTY SANCHEZ ANAL FUCKING WIKIPEDIA SPIC SEX BUTT PIRATE SHITFACE [Insert swear here] SPANK THE MONKEY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LET'S SHIT ASS JAP I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TAFFY HELL BUTTFUCKER BUGGER FUCK OFF CHAV 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ANAL BEAVER SECOND BALLS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG SHITE NICARAGUA DICKFACE BONER DAMN GOD DAMMIT BOOBS YOU WANKER FEMADOM INBRED EXTRA LONG PENIS JERK OFF WIENER PIG HUEY P. NEWTON BOOBS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YOU WANKER WANK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK CUNT PRICK JENKEM ORGASM DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TITTYWANK SUCK MY COCK DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK ANAL DIABETES TRANNY SEX AMERICA ONLINE BORDER HOPPER BITCH WEHATEMARIO ARSEBADGERS MAMA MIA CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUGFUCK SHITCUNTING FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOYCOTT VIACOM! BALL SACK TITTYWANK BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EPIDIDYMIS DICKFACE RICK MORANIS EDITABLE DYK FUCKTARD BRITNEY POLAK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS TITMOUSE WIGGER CLUSTERFUCK TIT SPRINKLES BASTARD DIPSHIT DYKE PISS OFF TACO TAFFY BONER FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT FUCK SHIT HITLER MARY WHITEHOUSE SNUFF PORN HELLFIRE ASSHAT SACRAMENTO DAMN AMERICA ONLINE DONKEY PUNCHER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MOCKIE SHIT ASSRAMMER DICKLICK SHITFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS BONER PISS DONKEY PUNCHER DAGO AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM NIGGER PENIS CHINK NECROPHILIA SHITSLIDE FOUR-EYES NEGRO BUTTFUCKER SHITBALLS WIGGER MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK BAT FUCK INSANE SHITTY WANKSPLAT CRAPMUNCHER SOD OFF SHITSLINGING I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FUCKER THONG TASTER TWO-INCH PENIS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DILDO DOUCHEBAG BASTARD PISS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUKKAKE and with the SLOPE and his YOUR MOM of girraffes in which HELL while reading about FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTTFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK