Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's [Insert yet another person's name here]'RAT'S ASS'SLOPE'BUTTFUCKER'PICKANINNY'CUNTRAG'SHITSLINGING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BASTARD look at the COLGATE talk page of this BEANER article for notes or discussion before I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUITCASE PENIS neurochemical FUCK disorder MOCKIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE, sudden LIMEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MARY WHITEHOUSE or QUEEF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AMERICA'S GREAT! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DYKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAT'S ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSCRACK PENIS ON A STICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANKSPLAT utterFUCKance of socially FUCKWIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WANK television programs to address SCROTUM Tourette's syndrome.

BUTT-HEAD Tourette's is SHIT not to be CRAP confused with FRENCH TICKLER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KRAUT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICKFACE random BALL SACK disorientation, culturally-IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POOPY language, SCRATCH! GROUNDER! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SEX GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIKIPEDIA souvenir shoppes and massive WANKER quantities FUCKER of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the HORSE SHIT Author:

The COON Tourette's COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Research Institute was PIG founded to SHITFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOGHURT CANNON Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article FUCK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GYPSY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TOSSER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAINBOWS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAPPY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers SHITE swear. You can FUCKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the SHITFUCKER bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
• The main BIG FOOT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BULLSHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SUCK MY DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NEOPETS knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITSLINGING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKSTAIN school for CUNT LAPPER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become MY ANUS IS BLEEDING manically depressed and WANKER commit SHITFACE suicide.
• There is no GENITALIA cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROG'S FAT ASS tics often have adverse BIGNOSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CLIT perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMN body to go SUCK COCKS IN HELL! numb and SEX basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHIGGER it is without the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK tourette syndrome ASSWIPE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GENITALIA the DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! public view of Tourettes as a "AUTOFELLATIO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is AMERICA ONLINE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PAKI sorry for BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA "hi-jacking" your SCROTUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DIRTY SANCHEZ this that really BULLSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN IT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CONAN O'BRIAN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BORDER HOPPER, and making fun of a DUMBASS horrible disorder is (not) SPUNK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FOUR-EYES time.

Best MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries INDIA HAS NUKES leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. WINDOWS VISTA Regards to Andrew PEDOPHILIA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The CUNTING ASSCRACK bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMMIT punch him if you CAPTAIN CRUNCH want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the INCEST saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my TRANNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKTARD and COCKSHITTER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SEMPRINI BAND WITH 4 TITMOUSE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! HORSE! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'S HOUSE

How TITS to AUTOFELLATIO cure REDSKIN the BIRD SHIT Tourette's REDNECK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEMEN for POO POO BLOWJOB Tourette's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Syndrome DAMN IT is CUNNILINGUS following EAT MY SHIT! these SHITSLINGING rules CUNNILINGUS in BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid HOMO immature CHOAD little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to O CANADA within SHITHEAD 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DUNE COON BAT FUCK INSANE JUSTIN BIEBER nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK YOU yourself you BLUMPKIN don't BITCH have LET'S SHIT this CUNT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WITH NASTY FUCKING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE last straw BASTARD!

I fucking put GOD DAMMIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FAGGOT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SUCK MY DICK the TOP OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON THIS WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. COCKSUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSWIPE people who try WOODPECKERSHIT to battle FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA'WIKIPEDIA RULES that tight-ass REDNECK 17-year-CLIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NECROPHILIA it now, but someone said CARPET MUNCHER' SHIT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT?'FUCKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SAND NIGGER is a laughing BOOBS matter. Plus there LENS CRAFTERS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are CHENEY articles DEVELOPERS! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK stuff. So PRICK that means [expletive deleted] stop getting mad at the CUNTBUCKET first part too and SCROTUM talking about the SHIT letter that it's CUNT mocking (what JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK letter? I don't even know what HADJI the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRITZ hi self FUCKFACE even made a really BALLS good point. "It's DUMBASS nothing more GOD DAMMIT from a head nod to a JACK OFF knee tick". TWISTY VAGINA. Which I'll add CRAP onto HOMO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR suffer that NIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEX it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to INJUN be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD KISSER hilarious. If you RANDY TRAVIS Want facts, go on MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT be offended, don't read DIPSHIT the freaking BAT FUCK INSANE article anyway.

COCK CHICKEN FRIES PISS NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE ASSHAT JOHNNY GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER WOODPECKERSHIT

pen0r FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMMIT GREASER PISS ARTIST MAMA MIA POLESMOKER BANGKOK DICKHEAD REBECCA BLACK YOU FIRECROTCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIGGER MARGARET THATCHER POLAK PIECE OF SHIT SHITE HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN INCEST DAMN SEX P'KANG suck my mothers FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN DAMN HADJI HEIL HITLER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CUNT VAGINA DAMN ASSCRACK DAMN IT RAT'S COCK BOOBS SHITE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKFACE SHITPISSER TWAT SHITFUCKER PUNANI FROG JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BITCH BENCH PRESS BITCH ORGASM PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE HELL NIPPLES VENEREAL DISEASE 666 TAMPON IN MY ASS WIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK FUCKING ASSFACE JERK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE TIMBER NIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT FUCKTARD REDSKIN DAMN ASSFACE SHITBALLS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKWIT BULLSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER [expletive deleted] TITS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE FUCKING A HELL CHINK CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS BUKKAKE BEANER TITTIES BUTTFUCKER BOLLOCKS MONKEY SHIT lowercase HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MONKEY SHIT SUCK MY DICK AUTOFELLATIO DICK CHICKEN KNOBJOCKEY GOD DAMN ORGASM HEIL HITLER! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK OFF BITCH JACKASS SHIT CARPET MUNCHER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! HOSER FAGGOT FUCK A DUCK FUCKING DONKEY DICK SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTRAG MOZILLA FIREFOX MACACA BOOBS FUCKHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PAKI DICKLICK PUSSYLICKER VAGINA SEMEN FUCK WOP FUCKTARD DUMBASS DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT CUNT DICKHEAD CUNTRAG BUNG-HOLE BULLCRAP YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER JIGGABOO REDNECK BALLS NIPPLES MONKEY SHIT URINE-GARGLING TURD ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER SMEG BALL SACK HELLFIRE GOBSHITE KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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P'KANG MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO FUCK A DUCK COCK TWISTY VAGINA SHITE JIGGABOO SHITSLINGING DICKLICK CRAP FUCKTARD QUEEF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHUFF NICARAGUA BORDER HOPPER COCKSHITTER DOG SHIT NIGGER WANK YOU FUCKING A POOPY GOATSE WINDOWS VISTA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI PISS BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE ASSHAT HORSE SHIT KRAUT DAMN ASSCRACK MOCKIE BOOBS POLACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFACE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS GO HOME AND DIE DAMMIT PISS ARTIST SPUNK CRAPMUNCHER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MILF PIECE OF SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOUCHE FIST FUCK DIPSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER COCKGOBLIN GINGERBREAD SHITFUCKER HORSE PENIS CHICKEN FRIES PISS MOTHERFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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PISS UP MY ARSE COON FUCKER DOG SHIT KRAUT SHITFACE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! OH SHI– THONG TASTER COCKSHITTER COCKSMOKER CRAPFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL JOCKEY BOON BASEBALL WANK SHIT FLYING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCOCK [expletive deleted] HAIL SATAN! SHITSLIDE FUCKFACE DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN BLUMPKIN FROG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS CONDOMS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ORGASM DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS PISS SHITFUCKER DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG CRACKER DONKEY PUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHENEY FUCKING A FUCK OFF BAT FUCK INSANE DICKHEAD TWISTY VAGINA BOOBS BUTTFUCKER CHAV DILDO PUSSY SEMEN FOUR-EYES MACACA WANKER DAMN IT BULLCRAP RAPE SEX URINE-GARGLING HAIL SATAN! GIVING HEAD BITCH LENS CRAFTERS BITCH CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER HOLY DUMB FUCK WANK TITTYWANK GOD DAMN AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! GOOK FUCK YOU DILDO DYKE NIPPLES MASTURBATION BASTARD ARSEBADGERS INBRED WARNER MUSIC GROUP BOLLOCKS DAMN SAGGY TITS ASS TITMOUSE FIST FUCK BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK HEAVEN I'LL RAPE YOU BRITNEY PRICK CHICKEN SHIT PEDOPHILIA AY-AY-AY BOOBS TAMPONS JOHNNY CUM SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DILDO ARSE DICKHEAD PENISFUCK GRIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT GANGBANG WANK MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK ASS FASCIST NECROPHILIA TWAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA YOUR MOM SHIT SPIC TOTAL YOU WANKER KIDDY FIDDLER HELLFIRE TITMOUSE ASS PISS OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BEANER COCKSUCKER CUNTBUCKET TWAT SAND NIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN DICK TITS JACKASS CHAV [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU GOD DAMN ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH BELLEND WIGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT FELCHING KIKE BITCH YID JUNGLE BUNNY SOD ANUSCAKE QUEEF BALL SACK VAGINA SPUNK PUSSY P'KANG BOOBS SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER HELLFIRE JUNGLE BUNNY FALSE BENSON INBRED FELCHING CUM FELLATIO SHITHEAD SHIT KAFFIR BLUE PENIS! FRITZ [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKSTAIN CRACKER CUNT AY-AY-AY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH PUSSY PUNANI CUNT DICKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY CRAPFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE CHICKEN SHIT COON ANAL FUCKTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS [EXPLETIVE] I'LL RAPE YOU POLACK GOD DAMN BUGGER OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUNANI THIS IS SPARTA! PAKI I WILL END YOU! HELL WOODPECKERSHIT VAGINA COMMUNIST DILDO ASSHAT DICKHEAD DICKHEAD FUCK NUGGET DAGO FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FAGGOT COON CAMEL FUCKER NI PEDOPHILIA HOMO PRICK GOD DAMMIT SHIT BELLEND SHITCOCK SON OF A BITCH HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BEAVER BULLSHIT MOCCASINS FELCHING FUCKING TOSSER SEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER SHITPISSER I'LL RAPE YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKTARD NIGNOG PRICK FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER TITS WOP WOP SHITTY BUGGER OFF PENISBIRD SHITFACE DICK JUSTIN BIEBER BOYCOTT VIACOM! TWAT SCUMBAG DELICIOUS CAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLIT EPIDIDYMIS FUCK NUGGET DAMN JOHN ELWAY PISS OFF CUNT ARSEBADGERS FUCK YOU MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKSUCKER SHIT TWAT BALLS BULLSHIT REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE COCKSMOKER TITTIES MALL SANTA PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD SHITFACE ASSHOLE BUGFUCK ARSE MICK FUCKER ALF PENIS LET'S SHIT TWAT FAG FUCKING JACKASS SHIT BEANER CLEMEN TOWELHEAD SUCK MY DICK FUCKWIT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKER ORGASM FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT HOSER FUCK PAKI JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHIGGER WANK SPUNK SOD CLUSTERFUCK DAMN INCEST IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NAZI and with the RAT'S ASS and his DICK CHICKEN of girraffes in which DAMMIT while reading about SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ARSE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RECTUM RAIDER