Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's EAT MY SHIT!'SON OF A BITCH'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS'YOU WANKER'BITCH'POOPY'POO POO BLOWJOB Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CRAP ON A STICK look at the SHITTY talk page of this IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article for notes or discussion before CLEVELAND STEAMER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BUTTFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JUSTIN BIEBER, sudden FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or ASSHOLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly EMO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOOBIES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAGHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JAP BAD MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TONY LA RUSSA utterFUCKance of socially ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHOLE television programs to address GANGBANG Tourette's syndrome.

YOUR MOM Tourette's is IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! not to be ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP confused with LONGCAT IS LONG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEDOPHILIA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random WANKSPLAT disorientation, culturally-NIGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POOPOO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHAV language, FUCKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE DAMMIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DUMBASS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKWIT quantities LAKE TITICACA of ANAL DIABETES DOG SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The SUNSHINE Tourette's WINDOWS VISTA Research Institute was CUM founded to TOTAL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKER article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and POOPY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COMMUNIST DILDO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GENITALIA Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMN TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible BUNG-HOLE thing.
• The main PISS ARTIST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BLOWJOB involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TRANNY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TAMPONS knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ORGASM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLAMING ASS BADGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITFUCKER school for FUCK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GYPSY sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and BITCH commit JENKEM suicide.
• There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the GO COUNT YOUR DICK tics often have adverse BOOBIES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RAT'S ASS perodol" which caused my entire BALL SACK body to go PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! numb and WALRUS SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the CUNNILINGUS drug.

I am an active member of a COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT tourette syndrome CLEMEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHIT the CHING CHONG CHINK public view of Tourettes as a "TWAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PUSSY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for DICK IN A BOX "hi-jacking" your FUCKFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like POMMIE this that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a CHOAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YUKY DOODY, and making fun of a CRAP ON A STICK horrible disorder is (not) KNOBJOCKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FRIG time.

Best SHITTY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The FUCK YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can QUEEF punch him if you SPUNK want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BASTARD saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JUSTIN BIEBER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and NICARAGUA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FELLATIO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUGGER OFF BAND WITH 4 DICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! JUSTIN BIEBER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JUSTIN BIEBER'S HOUSE

How RAPE to HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS cure WIENER the CUNNILINGUS Tourette's BRITNEY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA for FUCK Tourette's DYKE Syndrome suck my mothers is SCROTUM following COCKGOBLIN these FUCKING rules CUNTRAG in BIRD SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid VAGINA immature FLYING FUCK little BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy 10 666seconds,
• 3: Do not open your DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK nor REDSKIN talk,
• 4: Tell SPUNK yourself you DYKE don't PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT have BAD MOTHERFUCKER this DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOOK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JUSTIN BIEBER last straw YOUR MOM!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE FLYING RAT'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNTRAG the TOP OF SPIC THIS NORTH KOREA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON offensive. CLEMEN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DISSIDENTS people who try LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD to battle PISSHOLE'PISS ARTIST that tight-ass PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 17-year-ARSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said PISS UP MY ARSE' KRAUT ASS'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS OFF is a laughing 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DONGSHOVER Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHOLE articles SHITCOCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MONKEY BALLS stuff. So FOUR-EYES that means NIGGER stop getting mad at the URINE-GARGLING first part too and CUNNILINGUS talking about the HADJI letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what VAGINA letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian GANGBANG hi self HELLFIRE even made a really POLACK good point. "It's SHITCUNTING nothing more AUTOFELLATIO from a head nod to a HEIL HITLER! knee tick". WIENER. Which I'll add TITS & DICKS onto SEMEN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIGGER suffer that PUSSYLICKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MARGARET THATCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANK be, because if I were a HORSE PENIS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRAPFUCKER hilarious. If you THONG TASTER Want facts, go on TAMPONS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LONGCAT IS LONG be offended, don't read GIVING HEAD the freaking WANK article anyway.

FAGGOT RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE POMMIE WANK PRICK SHITTY DOUCHE BATMAN & ROBIN TOSSER

BALLS FUCKFACE BITCH BLUMPKIN WHORE BELLEND DICKFACE DOUCHING TOWELHEAD HELLFUCKER YUKY DOODY FUCKWIT CUNT AUTOFELLATIO DICKFACE BITCH SUGARTITS REDNECK DONKEY PUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE PISS ARTIST FRED PHELPS GANGBANG FUCKING SHITFUCKER REDSKIN VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU NIPPLES JOHN ELWAY BUGGER SOD NIGGER YOU SUCK BALLS ASSHAT DAMN FUCKING A SHITBALLS FUCKER FRIG GOD DAMMIT SHIT PISS OFF BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER ABO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POMMIE CUNT BASTARD BLISTERING BARNACLES GOD DAMN JACK ABRAMOFF ASS FUCKING A CUM FUCKING FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG FELLATIO BOON GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF DUMBASS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSWIPE MALARKY DICK JESSE McCARTNEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS ARTIST NEGRO MAMA MIA PRICK SHITE DICK IN A BOX FLYING RAT'S ASS SCROTUM BLOWJOB CUNT PIG BUGGER OFF CAMEL JOCKEY 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING SUCK MY DICK WIKIPEDIA INCEST CHIGGER KNOBJOCKEY SCUMBAG JACKASS SHIT MOCCASINS DICKFACE FAGGOT GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT DESU BITCH SHITSLINGING I RAPE WALRUSES! ABO NECROPHILIA MASTURBATION ASSFACE ASS SPUNK WANKSPLAT FUDGEPACKER PUSSY CRAPMUNCHER HENTAI SHIT ASSCRACK SEMEN SAND NIGGER FRAK DOUCHE NAZI CLUSTERFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE CUM JERK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BULLSHIT BULLSHIT DUMBASS BOLLOCKS FUCK NEGRO WIENER CUNT ASSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF VILLAGE DUMP PECKERHEAD FUCKBAG WIENER TITS HELL PENISFUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITE FELCHMONKEY ASSHAT ARSE RAT'S COCK GANGBANG SCROTUM ANAL HEIL HITLER! BALL SACK DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COON PENIS ARSE ANAL DIABETES SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU ANAL WHORE JERRY TAFFY WANK NORTH KOREA ANUSCAKE BELLEND POO POO BLOWJOB WOODPECKERSHIT YOGHURT CANNON Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WIGGER FUCKWIT GOBSHITE WARNER MUSIC GROUP JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER JIZZ NEOPETS YOU WANKER FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAPE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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CANDY BUKKAKE SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT ARSE BELLEND PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKHEAD POTTYMOUTH FUCKFACE SHITFACE KIKE GOD BLESS AMERICA CUNT YID CUNTRAG SHITE ANAL CUNT CUNTSWILLING CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS SHIT SHITTY WANK DUMBASS P'KANG JERRY PENIS BALLS CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY FEMADOM PISS DONKEY DICK SHITFACE GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER FUCKER CRAP ON A STICK FUCK DILDO GOD DAMN CHIGGER FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS RAGHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY GANGBANG BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUTT PIRATE PEEPEE [expletive deleted] CUNT YID BALL SACK DILDO FRIG PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD DONGSHOVER CUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE COON MOCCASINS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAP ON A STICK POLESMOKER SHITTY DICK IN A BOX NIGGER TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT PUSSY WHORE EPIDIDYMIS CAUCASIANS CLUSTERFUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL UNICORNS MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK DONALD RUMSFELD TOSSER FRIENDS EMO CLEVELAND STEAMER SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN HO FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER KAFFIR SHITFUCKER AY-AY-AY BAT FUCK INSANE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITE NIGGER MOCCASINS CHALICE RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF TITS & DICKS FUCK REBECCA BLACK DICKHEAD suck my mothers SHITSLINGING PRICK DAMN FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER REBECCA BLACK JACK OFF TITS & DICKS CONDOMS INCEST PAKI CRAP ON A STICK PORCH MONKEY SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA ASS SHIT DILDO SHIT GOAT DICK DICKHEAD PAKI CHINK GIVING HEAD FUCKER SHITFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKING KNOBJOCKEY NIGGER TITS BATHING SUIT AREA MICK ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ASSHAT BLUMPKIN LIMEY VAGINA FUCKFACE DAGO GOBSHITE FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH DAMN FUCK CLEMEN KRAUT SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUDGEPACKER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKER SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VILLAGE DUMP ART METAL PRODUCTS BIGNOSE ANUSCAKE PISS DICK IN A BOX SHITPISSER FELLATIO FLYING FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISSHOLE NIGNOG BUTT PIRATE SHIT GENITALIA PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOLDY TITS ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD RAT'S ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL CUNNILINGUS BULLCRAP YID TITTYWANK REDSKIN PAKI ASS FUCKFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS HENTAI NIGGER TITS BEANER LET'S SHIT BOLLOCKS HONKY JOHN ELWAY JACK OFF FUDGEPACKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BANGKOK FROG'S FAT ASS TITWANK SHITSLIDE [expletive deleted] I WILL END YOU! 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EMO POLAK ORGASM MOCCASINS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BIG FOOT PUSSY SHITCOCK INBRED BUNG-HOLE ASSWIPE PEEPEE TWAT RAPE PEDOPHILIA DICKHEAD BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK ASSRAMMER SAGGY TITS JIZZ TITS & DICKS ANAL DIABETES FUCK CLEMEN CLEMEN ASSWIPE WOODPECKERSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFACE BEANER TAMPONS FUCKBAG POOPOO HORSE SHIT RECTUM RAIDER JAP CARPET MUNCHER BALLS ANAL REDSKIN SHITTY FUCKHEAD DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA OLD CHRIST OF A SHIT AUTOFELLATIO VAGINA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITFUCKER AY-AY-AY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HELL SEX PISS OFF PISS ARTIST FUCKING SPIC WANK MASTURBATION ARSE BELLEND SLOPE PENISFUCK ASSCRACK FUCKBAG CUNTBUCKET INBRED WANK BALLS FUCK FUCKHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BULLSHIT WOP BUTTFUCKER BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER GOOK RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA SHITTY DAMMIT NIPPLES VENEREAL DISEASE JERK OFF SHITFUCKER CUNT PIG CLIT ASSRAMMER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BITCH FUCKSTAIN ASSRAMMER DOUCHE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SEX BONER DOUCHE PIGS MIGHT FLY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HORSE PENIS SHIT LIKE A HORSE AY-AY-AY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOT GRITS BOB SAGET REDNECK GRAPE PENIS FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BOLLOCKS INBRED KU KLUX KLAN MASTICATION FOR THE NATION FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING POLACK CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WIGGER DUNE COON PISS ARTIST JACK OFF WIKIPEDIA BALL SACK CANNED QUOTE NIPPLES LIMEY VAGINA WETBACK FUCKING BASEBALL BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE TURD RAPE FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK HELL BEAVER HELL GOBSHITE BITCH REDSKIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WILLY WONKA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NEGRO TWO-INCH PENIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH COCKSMOKER CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS HORSE PENIS ANUSCAKE WIENER JERK OFF FLAMEVIPER FUCKING A ASSWIPE HELL BUTT PIRATE DOUCHEBAG BASTARD TITWANK FUCKTARD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DUNE COON SHIT SHITTY ASSBANDIT DICKHEAD HAIL SATAN! NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT BOON DOODIE HEAD TWAT KRAUT CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMN DAMN CROTCH GOD DAMN DUMBASS FUCK JOHNNY COCKSTUFFER HADJI BULLSHIT BULLSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INBRED ASSBANDIT CUNT FUCK PISS OFF FUCKWIT DIPSHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FELCHING DICK CHICKEN I WILL END YOU! ASSWIPE MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER COON JIZZ DONKEY DICK DAMNATION GREASER CUNT CUNNILINGUS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING BOOBIES ASSWIPE FUCKING SHITBALLS KNOBJOCKEY WANKER JACKASS FRAK PRICK WANK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JIZZ DICK CUNNILINGUS DICKLICK FLYING FUCK BOOBIES FUCK OFF HELL CONAN O'BRIAN NIPPLES ASS BITCH TRANNY SON OF A BITCH TOSSER [expletive deleted] VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE SEX PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BULLCRAP MALARKY I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! CHICKEN FRIES JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HOLY DUMB FUCK BUTT PIRATE HAIL SATAN! CHOAD SHITFACE ANUSCAKE REDSKIN SCUMBAG PORCH MONKEY LENS CRAFTERS ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE FAG BEANER SHAKOPEE RAT'S ASS PECKERHEAD SHITTY BULLCRAP IT'S OVER 9000! POMMIE CROTCH HAIL SATAN! PEEPEE RAPE TITS BITCH DOUCHE NAZI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHE NAZI REDSKIN SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS BALL SACK TITWANK MOCKIE SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER WANK DOUCHE NAZI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFACE CROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS JELLY BEANS HEIL HITLER! WANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON VAGINA PRICK HELL FUCKBAG CAMEL JOCKEY HELL CUNT LAKE TITICACA WANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITWANK FUCK YOU TAFFY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE [Insert swear here] INBRED CUNT CRAPPER ASSWIPE BITCH KIKE BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER FAGGOT SHITSLIDE NIGNOG SHITFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY GOD DAMMIT HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBS KEEP ASSCRACK SHIT OUT OF MY DICK ANAL ASSCRACK TITTIES NIGNOG CRACKER WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUGFUCK BUKKAKE FAGGOT CUM CUNT pen0r SHITCUNTING BALLS GENITALIA HENTAI RUSKIE BEANER MICK TITMOUSE BONER ASSCRACK CUNT POLAK SHITE BEAVER SHITBALLS FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKTARD PUSSY SAGGY TITS SHIT PISS ARTIST EXTRA LONG PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS RAPE CUNNILINGUS ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT DOUCHE DAGO SHITFACE INJUN SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING SUITCASE PENIS SAND NIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BOOBIES WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK OFF GENITALIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM AUTOFELLATIO SHIT DIPSHIT FUCKFACE CLEMEN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COCKSMOKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT TOWELHEAD WANK SCUMBUCKET FUCKHEAD NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE I RAPE WALRUSES! YOUR MOM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FLYING RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE DICKFACE SCROTUM SUGARTITS KAFFIR HELL SCUMBUCKET DONALD RUMSFELD SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFUCKER CUNT ASSHAT MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU FAGGOT BUGGER TWAT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! ASS CUNT ASSWIPE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FRENCH TICKLER JOHN ELWAY BANGKOK BEAVER FUCK TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! EMO STRAWBERRY ASS TWAT PUSSY BOLLOCKS WANK DAMN KNOBJOCKEY ASSFACE OH SHI– FUCKER BUKKAKE CUNT FUCKER HELL MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK TRANNY COCKSUCKER CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER MALARKY HELL BELLEND PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS FASCIST FUCK YOU FRAK [expletive deleted] NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT SUITCASE PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKHEAD JACKASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO PISSHOLE GUMDROPS SOD WANK FU SPANG DONALD RUMSFELD RAT'S ASS PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACK OFF BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POLAK BORDER HOPPER WIKIPEDIA BITCH MASTURBATION ASS POMMIE FUCK HUMAN RIGHTS ROSIE O'DONNELL SEX DILDO TIT SPRINKLES SHITTY NIPPLES PECKERHEAD ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INBRED and with the FLYING FUCK and his LET'S SHIT of girraffes in which DONGSHOVER while reading about RAT'S COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSRAPING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT