Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PIECE OF SHIT'DAMN IT'SHITTING DICK NIPPLES'JOHN ELWAY'BULLSHIT'SHITE'FUCK YOU Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIPPLES neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BIG FOOT, sudden BUKKAKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HORSE SHIT or JIZZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TOWELHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SLOPE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK A DUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JOHNNY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHIT LIKE A HORSE JERRY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHIGGER utterFUCKance of socially CUNTYMINTS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ICE CREAM television programs to address JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourette's syndrome.

NIGGER Tourette's is TWAT not to be SCROTUM confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying KNOBJOCKEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITSLINGING random MILF disorientation, culturally-CHENEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SONNY BILL WILLIAMS language, ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places INBRED DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LET'S SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive RECTUM RAIDER quantities YOUR MOM of ANAL DIABETES DIRTY SANCHEZ garbage.

Darnit.

A HORSE PENIS Polite Note to the SLOPE Author:

The DILDO Tourette's COMMUNIST DILDO Research Institute was BAD MOTHERFUCKER founded to TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT article DICKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DILDO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY Tourrette's sufferers STEVE BALLMER swear. You can ASSHAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INBRED TV, for always focusing on the ANAL bad side of a terrible CRAPMUNCHER thing.
• The main TAMPONS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MAMA MIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LET'S SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee FUCKWIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SOD school for PECKERHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CONDOMS sufferers to become GOBSHITE manically depressed and CUNT CRAPPER commit BALL SACK suicide.
• There is no MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHE tics often have adverse CAMEL FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS OFF perodol" which caused my entire TITS & DICKS body to go JACK OFF numb and BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than JIZZ it is without the MILF drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome GOOK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the GRINGO public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am STEVE BALLMER sorry for YOU WANKER "hi-jacking" your COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like [EXPLETIVE] this that really PISS OFF MY ASS annoys me. I am working towards a PIGFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BRITNEY, and making fun of a DICKFACE horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best BENCH PRESS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA SUCKS reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an CHRISTIANITY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. BEAVER Regards to Andrew PIG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The PEARL NECKLACE bastard who wrote this article. You can JIGGABOO punch him if you MOTHERFUCKER want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ANAL DIABETES saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my CUNTBUCKET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BIG FOOT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DAMMIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOD DAMN BAND WITH 4 FUCKHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKER HORSE! BIG FOOT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BIG FOOT'S HOUSE

How TWISTY VAGINA to SCUMBUCKET cure BAT FUCK INSANE the DAMMIT Tourette's PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for SHITTY Tourette's MOCCASINS Syndrome FUCK OFF is COCKSHITTER following BOOBS these ARSEBADGERS rules HO in POTTYMOUTH order:

• 1: Avoid GOD DAMN immature SUCK MY DICK little WIENER kids,
• 2: Count to DOUCHE within IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU 10 VENEREAL DISEASEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNTRAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKWAD nor CRACKER talk,
• 4: Tell POO POO BLOWJOB yourself you VAGINA don't MOZILLA FIREFOX have FUCK this CRACKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NAZI WITH NASTY JOHN ELWAY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BIG FOOT last straw BALL SACK!

I fucking put FRAK' my comment at the TOP OF THE WETBACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF PUSSY THIS DOT HEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK offensive. LET'S SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COCKSHITTER people who try CHOAD to battle GOD DAMMIT'BRITNEY that tight-ass KRAUT 17-year-CRAPMUNCHER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said HITLER' TRANNY RAPE'SCUMBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BRUSH MA TEETH is a laughing CHIGGER matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOG SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are CAMEL FUCKER articles GOD DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PENIS stuff. So NAZI that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the DIPSHIT first part too and FELCHING talking about the YOU letter that it's ASS FASCIST mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian D'OH hi self CUNT even made a really SHIT good point. "It's SHAKOPEE nothing more BEANER from a head nod to a COON knee tick". ROSIE O'DONNELL. Which I'll add SEMEN onto POLACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING suffer that TURD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEX it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SOD OFF be, because if I were a SCUMBUCKET Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GIVING HEAD hilarious. If you BONER Want facts, go on PORCH MONKEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FAG be offended, don't read DOODIE HEAD the freaking WARNER MUSIC GROUP article anyway.

ASSCRACK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BULLSHIT NI FU SPANG TITWANK JIZZ [expletive deleted] DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SUITCASE PENIS FUCKTARD YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN MONKEY'S UNCLE YOU WANKER SPIC FUCKWIT FUDGEPACKER NIGGER CHALICE DIPSHIT DAMMIT FUCKTARD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INCEST BORDER HOPPER BIGNOSE FIRECROTCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT SLOPE CLIT FRENCH TICKLER SHIT SUCK MY COCK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! GOBSHITE SPIC LIMEY FOUR-EYES ORGASM FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING JUMP! BITCH SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WOP FUCKING A DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY DOG SHIT FUCKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT CHOAD PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER BULLSHIT CLIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKSTAIN SHITTY FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FEMADOM JENKEM DUNE COON DICKFACE BUGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ARSE BITCH CUNT GOD DAMMIT TWAT CRAPPY FUCKSTAIN BASTARD ADMINS ARE GAY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CLIT YID PRICK FUCKTARD JACK OFF GOOK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PORCH MONKEY and with the TAFFY and his BITCH of girraffes in which DONALD RUMSFELD while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOTHERFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOD DAMN