Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALL SACK'BITCH'FAG'POTTYMOUTH'DICK CHICKEN'JIZZ'RAT'S ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder WIKIPEDIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMMIT, sudden BUTT PIRATE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BIRD SHIT or BOLLOCKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly INBRED in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MALL SANTA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT LIKE A HORSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ORGASM FRENCH TICKLER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially FROG'S FAT ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LIMEY television programs to address DICKLICK Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKER Tourette's is HELL not to be BUKKAKE confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUGGER OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKSTAIN random FUCKFACE disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUM outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOB SAGET language, SHITSLIDE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PENIS TANK MAN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive DICKFACE quantities NIGGER of ANAL DIABETES BALL SACK garbage.

Darnit.

A DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! Polite Note to the DILDO Author:

The WILLY WONKA Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was BENCH PRESS founded to CHAV.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have AOL IPs Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! article HITLER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DUNE COON.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TIT SPRINKLES Tourrette's sufferers GENITALIA swear. You can IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BELLEND TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible MONKEY BALLS thing.
• The main OH SHI– symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FIRECROTCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ICE CREAM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small KIKE knee INBRED NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SNUFF PORN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BELLEND school for ANAL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become KNOBJOCKEY manically depressed and CUNTRAG commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no SON OF A BITCH cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse ASSFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK A BIG DICK perodol" which caused my entire [EXPLETIVE] body to go LIKE FATHER LIKE SON numb and ASSRAMMER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITE it is without the ORGASM drug.

I am an active member of a TITS & DICKS tourette syndrome PIECE OF SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the RAPE public view of Tourettes as a "NIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DONKEY PUNCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITTY sorry for SAND NIGGER "hi-jacking" your SHITTY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HADJI this that really NI annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ARSEBADGERS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONKEY PUNCHER, and making fun of a BLUMPKIN horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITHEAD time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not WIKIPEDIA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. RUSTY TROMBONE Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FUCKWIT bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHEBAG punch him if you DUMBASS want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my TRANNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHUT UP, MEG! and JERK OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CROTCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIGNOSE BAND WITH 4 MONKEY'S UNCLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A KENNY HORSE! GOD DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMMIT'S HOUSE

How SCROTUM to DICKHEAD cure DOUCHE NAZI the FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's TAMPON IN MY ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCKSHITTER for DOODIE HEAD Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome FUCKTARD is DOUCHEBAG following FUCKFACE these SHITFACE rules RAPE in MOCKIE order:

• 1: Avoid CUM immature SAGGY TITS little BUTTFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK within RANDY TRAVIS 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NIGGER TITS NIGGER BELGIUM nor FROG talk,
• 4: Tell DICKHEAD yourself you BULLSHIT don't IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

have FUCKING this WHORE disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS WITH NASTY RAT'S COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SUNSHINE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMMIT last straw CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT!

I fucking put THONG TASTER' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOSER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF WANK THIS FUCK YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOLLOCKS offensive. FUCKSTAIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CLEVELAND STEAMER people who try NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! to battle ASS FASCIST'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS that tight-ass EPIDIDYMIS 17-year-MONKEY SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLUSTERFUCK it now, but someone said FLYING FUCK' [expletive deleted] TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE!'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JACK OFF is a laughing TIMBER NIGGER matter. Plus there GARBAGE DAY! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKFACE Uncyclopedia, there are DOUGHNUT PUNCHER articles SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So PEARL NECKLACE that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the FEMADOM first part too and ASSHOLE talking about the CUNNILINGUS letter that it's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what I'LL RAPE YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian CROTCH hi self I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL even made a really GIVING HEAD good point. "It's FUCK A DUCK nothing more POMMIE from a head nod to a ASSCRACK knee tick". GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS. Which I'll add 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHAT suffer that CUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ORGASM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a JOHN ELWAY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS ARTIST hilarious. If you GOOK Want facts, go on PISS ARTIST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MARGARET THATCHER be offended, don't read BALL SACK the freaking URINE-GARGLING article anyway.

PEARL NECKLACE GRINGO FEMADOM PAKI ORGASM CULT OF THE DEAD COW BITCH FUCKWIT GENITALIA BITCH

THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKTARD TACO RAT'S COCK SOD FUCKER RAT'S COCK HOLY DUMB FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON HENTAI SUITCASE PENIS PEDOPHILIA OSTRICH MY ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX JIZZ SHITE PEEPEE KRAUT BELLEND DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHRISTHUMPER AY-AY-AY NAZI POMMIE BOOBIES CAMEL JOCKEY JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF NIGGER SHITFACE JERRY PISS FOUR-EYES VENEREAL DISEASE BIGNOSE GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSWIPE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JUNGLE BUNNY ASSBANDIT WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ROSIE O'DONNELL I'LL RAPE YOU GREASER FAGGOT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS TWAT PISS ARTIST PISS JACKASS FUCKSTAIN SMEG ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TOSSER BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK CRAP ON A STICK ARSEBADGERS BULLCRAP HELL FUCKING JUMP! DICK ASSFACE DUMBASS FUCK DICK MAMA MIA GIVING HEAD ASSHOLE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JOHNNY GOBSHITE NIPPLES SHITSKIN GO HOME AND DIE CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD HITLER BUTT PIRATE WIENER FUCK ARSE PORCH MONKEY PECKERHEAD SHITTY MOCCASINS PENIS CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG CRACKER DICKLICK SHITFACE HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER DAGO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCK YOU FUCKTARD JIZZ BELGIUM BORDER HOPPER BAD MOTHERFUCKER GREASER SHITE BONER CC PLZ JACK ABRAMOFF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DILDO DAMN ARSE SHIT ASS FLYING FUCK STRAWBERRY ASS MALARKY ALEX TREBEK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NECROPHILIA STEVE BALLMER CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKWAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SCUMBAG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT EAT MY SHIT! FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH PISS REDNECK BUTT PIRATE TWAT DESU SHIT CUNT SHITTY CHIGGER PEARL NECKLACE WIKIPEDIA CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND SOD OFF TWAT DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD FUCK DALAI LAMA WETBACK DEVELOPERS! PISS CUNT JACKASS SPIC FOREIGN CURRENCY VAGINA HEIL HITLER! GOD DAMN SUCK MY DICK GOOK BALLS FUCK LIMEY ARSEBADGERS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM MASTURBATION BEANER JACKASS SHIT BUGFUCK PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST PAKI NIGNOG ASSFACE BITCH BLESSED DAMN SAINT BOOBIES DAMN IT JACKASS ASSWIPE SHITBALLS P'KANG FUCKFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP INBRED ASSFACE RAT'S ASS WIGGER JAP SHITFUCKER CLIT GOATSE DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSMOKER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK PRICK PIG CHIGGER FELLATIO ANAL CUNTBUCKET FELCHING CROTCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MARY WHITEHOUSE ASSHOLE PRICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TOTAL MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSBANDIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DAMN HONKY FUCKHEAD ASS BITCH VANITY PAGES ROCK HELL SON OF A BITCH TWISTY VAGINA ASSHOLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKING CUNT FELCHING SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK DAMNATION INBRED FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE JERRY DOUCHE FUCK YOU INBRED INBRED PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN WANKSPLAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON JERK OFF SMEG BUTTFUCKER FUCKER BULLSHIT BELLEND LIMEY BELGIUM BAT FUCK INSANE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF TITS & DICKS BEANER HAIL SATAN! FRENCH TICKLER HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL SEMEN POLACK PISS WOP BLUMPKIN SHIT LIKE A HORSE PRICK BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS HONKY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MONKEY BALLS SAGGY TITS GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ I CAN AFFORD FOOD DONALD RUMSFELD ASSWIPE HELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DICKLICK SEMEN WALRUS SHIT NIPPLES CUNT ASSHAT ASS GANGBANG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS CAMEL JOCKEY WANK CRAPMUNCHER DUMBASS NORTH KOREA SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE FUCK OFF JACKASS ASS PICKANINNY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT WILLY WONKA CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE FELCHING EXTRA LONG PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK LET'S SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK COMMUNISM IS STUPID ANAL MASTURBATION FUCKING TITS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCKSHITTER BAD MOTHERFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS BUTT PIRATE MOLDY TITS HADJI RECTUM RAIDER DOUCHE NAZI GIVING HEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK TUBA DAMN IT FUCKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS TAMPONS PISS ARTIST CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER HORSE PENIS SHIT FUDGEPACKER NAZI SHITSLINGING TWAT PRICK ROSIE O'DONNELL RAT'S COCK ASSCRACK BOYCOTT VIACOM! PUNANI PISS COCKSUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CUNNILINGUS SON OF A BITCH ASS HO DAMMIT CHOAD CHIGGER ASSRAMMER SHITE SHITTY BUGGER OFF BALLS DICKLICK PISS ARTIST TOSSER SHIT BUKKAKE NIGNOG SEX DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS OFF BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK VAGINA FUCKSTAIN BEANER TITMOUSE HITLER CHENEY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLEMEN SHITSLINGING BUGGER OFF SOD OFF BELLEND SEX BITCH SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MARY WHITEHOUSE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKHEAD DAMN SUGARTITS I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK GOBSHITE PENIS INBRED SUGARTITS COCKSUCKER YOUR MOM BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT NI DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAGHEAD MOLDY TITS CHICKEN SHIT CLIT SHITE GOOK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S ASS LOLLIPOPS CUNTBUCKET NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TOSSER BASTARD DICKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS OFF DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER POMMIE TITS ASS SHITTY JACKASS FUCK OFF COMMUNIST DILDO DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS LENS CRAFTERS BITCH BOOBS BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIGGER DOG SHIT SMILES FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD HYPERINFLATION SHITFUCKER CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHETITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! [expletive deleted] SHITE BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY AUTOFELLATIO DAMN CHAV MACACA O CANADA PECKERHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RUSKIE BATHING SUIT AREA DUMBASS ASSWIPE CHIGGER DICKHEAD SHITTY BOON MONKEY'S UNCLE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! AMERICA ONLINE HORSE SHIT SAND NIGGER VAGINA BALL SACK HELL FUCK NUGGET CARPET MUNCHER HAIL SATAN! SHIT MICK BUGGER PUSSY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SOD GYPSY CUNT CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ARSE BALL SACK BUGFUCK ASSCRACK NORTH KOREA GOATSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BORDER HOPPER DICKFACE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PEDOPHILIA ASSHAT FUCKING JACK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NEOPETS WANKSPLAT DICKLICK WANK CUNT SHITHEAD WANKER FUCK PIECE OF SHIT TITTYWANK ASSWIPE ANUSCAKE TOWELHEAD SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLCRAP GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKING DAMN HELLFIRE DICK MASTICATION FOR THE NATION YOUTUBE, BITCH SHITHEAD FRIG MACACA FUCKWIT GRINGO GOD DAMN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE PUSSY FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH POLACK BULLSHIT BITCH TWISTY VAGINA STEVE BALLMER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT CLEMEN CARPET MUNCHER TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FRIG HORSE SHIT BUTTFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY PENISFUCK DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMN BUGGER KRAUT INBRED I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CHIGGER BRITNEY SAND NIGGER CUNTSWILLING COCKSUCKER SHITE FLYING FUCK HORSE PENIS TURD ORGASM BUGFUCK SIGMUND FREUD SECOND BALLS CLIT ASS RUSTY TROMBONE TITWANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A BITCH I WILL END YOU! TARTAR SAUCE PISS UP MY ARSE JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE NEGRO FUCKER TWAT PIG CHICKEN SHIT FUCK NUGGET CUM RAGHEAD WANKER ORGASM GOD DAMMIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN BOOBS RAPE YOUR MOM FUCK YOU SCUMBAG FUCK BASTARD PUNANI SHIT LIKE A HORSE SPUNK FUCK OFF SCUMBAG NAZI BONG DIPSHIT SHIT TUBA FLYING RAT'S ASS JAP LOLCAT CRACKER TIMBER NIGGER FUCK A DUCK ASS PIG SON OF A BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNT TURD PRINCE PHILIP SON OF A BITCH ASS BUTTFUCKER BRITNEY SHIT MASTURBATION DICK IN A BOX FUCK CONDOMS CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT SCROTUM DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKHEAD GREASER DOG SHIT HONKY FUCK FUCK YOU HELL SPUNK SHIT DICKHEAD THERE IS A CABAL YOU WANKER DOT HEAD HELLFIRE CHIGGER DICK TITS TIMBER NIGGER SON OF A BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHOLE JAP CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING ARSEBADGERS JACKASS SHIT RAT'S ASS YOGHURT CANNON DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER PEEPEE HELL HELL SUITCASE PENIS DAMN WANK JUNGLE BUNNY EMO HELL MACACA PUSSY DONALD RUMSFELD CUM CONAN O'BRIAN PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUCK MY DICK SOD OFF BENCH PRESS YID BULLSHIT LOGJAMMER DAGO DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT CUNT RAPE CONAN O'BRIAN LIMEY ASS FEMADOM NI CAMEL JOCKEY RUSKIE FUCK ABO CHUFF BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHENEY WOODPECKERSHIT DIPSHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DONKEY PUNCHER HELL PISS ARTIST VAGINA SHITFACE TITMOUSE CLUSTERFUCK CHICKEN SHIT GANGBANG BLUE PENIS! FUCKWIT SCUMBAG MONKEY BALLS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH FUCKTARD NIGGER TITS BITCH SHITE MONKEY SHIT FENCE JUMPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE POOPY SHITSLINGING FASHION BUG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SUCK MY DICK BUKKAKE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SCUMBAG SOD OFF INBRED FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BEAVER [expletive deleted] SCUMBUCKET pen0r ASS MASTURBATION DOUCHE BASTARD MOCCASINS BONER PRICK FUCKFACE ORGASM FIRECROTCH MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSFACE HORSE SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK A DUCK SHITFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DILDO All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PISS FUCKTARD LIMEY REDSKIN DEMOCRACY I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! JERK OFF BUGGER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRAP ORGASM MASTURBATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NAZI JACKASS FUCK OFF BIGNOSE CTHULHU FHTAGN GRINGO JIZZ TAFFY FUCKTARD GOD DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SPUNK FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD DAMN DAMN MOTHERFUCKER BIG FOOT WANK DAMN IT SUCK MY COCK TITMOUSE FUCKFACE DEVELOPERS! TITS & DICKS BUGFUCK PUSSY ASS BLUMPKIN SHITSLINGING BANGKOK suck my mothers DUMBASS HADJI FUCK OFF TACO BOOBS JOHNNY INBRED SEX SPICY CUNT FUCK BUKKAKE PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT CLEVELAND STEAMER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RUSKIE CUNT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BANGKOK PISS OFF BOOBS OH SHI– DAMN IT PUSSY NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE WIENER INBRED GO HOME AND DIE BOLLOCKS SHITE DICKHEAD I DON'T HAVE AIDS I'LL RAPE YOU ASSCRACK DAMN IT OLD CHRIST OF A BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING BASEBALL BUGGER CHIGGER POMMIE CARPET MUNCHER QUEEF SHITCOCK RUSKIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! POMMIE WALRUS SHIT CUNTBUCKET TITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRAP GIVING HEAD SHITFACE FUCK YOU ASSHAT FUCKING BASEBALL SHITFUCKER COON I WILL END YOU! BEAVER BUTT PIRATE BIG FOOT DICKHEAD FUCK OFF NI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SOD OFF DAMN JOHNNY CRAPPY CUNT DICKHEAD REBECCA BLACK CUNT ASSCRACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITHEAD FUCKFACE NIGGER TITS FUCKING A GRIS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING JUMP! PIG [expletive deleted] DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JACKASS ASSHOLE GREASER FLYING FUCK TITWANK FUCKFACE JERK OFF JOHNNY PUSSY BEAVER SPANK THE MONKEY DICKLICK HORSE PENIS ORGASM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS PISS BEAVER SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST JERK OFF TITMOUSE FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER CUNNILINGUS FELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER GANGBANG SHITTY PISS ARTIST CUNT MOCKIE MOCCASINS TIMBER NIGGER SAND NIGGER TIT DIRT NIGGER TITS FUCKING SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK OFF HELL ANAL DIABETES DAMMIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD AMERICA ONLINE FEMADOM PENIS FUCKHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN MALARKY GO HOME AND DIE NEOPETS TONY LA RUSSA DOUCHETITS BOOBS HELL [expletive deleted] BUTTFUCKER POMMIE PISS OFF BULLSHIT BUGGER DOUCHING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT POLACK SHITCUNTING TAMPON IN MY ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YOU DICKHEAD PISS JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKER ASSCRACK WOP TITMOUSE GOD DAMN BLUMPKIN ASSHAT ASSWIPE TITS SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY VAGINA HO FUCK CHINK SUGARTITS WALRUS SHIT HOT GRITS PISS OFF MY ASS HORSE SHIT FUCKING JUMP! CUNTSWILLING HELL COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TWAT BITCH CUNT LAPPER SHITHEAD MARGARET THATCHER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING URINE-GARGLING MONKEY SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOUCHE FUCKFACE PIGFUCKER DAMN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER INCEST WALRUS SHIT ASS MASTURBATION WHORE 666 TITS & DICKS CHINK JIGGABOO SHIT CUM FUCK FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER CHRISTHUMPER DUMBASS RAGHEAD CARPET MUNCHER MAMA MIA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DYKE DAMN ASSCRACK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN BUTT-HOLE PISSHOLE TACO ASSHAT POLACK WOP FUCK YOU COCKGOBLIN FUCK BALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITE SHITFACE TITWANK GOD DAMN BELLEND WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOUCHE NAZI MILF ABO BONER CHAV ASS ASSHAT CRAPPY FUCKHEAD AMERICA ONLINE SEX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BULLSHIT FUCKTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIGFUCKER PORCH MONKEY AMERICA ONLINE DICK TITS COCKSMOKER LET'S SHIT FUCK CLUSTERFUCK FAGGOT ASSRAPING TRANNY BULLCRAP SOD OFF BULLSHIT FUCKTARD BLUE PENIS! CUNT DIPSHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NAZI and with the MILF and his QUEEF of girraffes in which PENIS while reading about DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHOAD