Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'ASSHOLE'COCKSUCKER'CUNNILINGUS'NIGNOG'ASSCRACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DOUCHE NAZI look at the ASS LICKER talk page of this FUCKTARD article for notes or discussion before RAPE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMMIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MONKEY BALLS, sudden JIZZ m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements GOD DAMMIT or DARTH VADER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COLGATE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BASTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BEANER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POMMIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELLFIRE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIRTY SANCHEZ NIPPLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOCKIE utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

GOBSHITE Tourette's is BASTARD not to be NI confused with YOU WANKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random SPUNK disorientation, culturally-SHITTY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GARBAGE DAY! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITSLINGING language, PISS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GOD DAMN PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER quantities DOUCHE of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A FENCE JUMPER Polite Note to the BUTTFUCKER Author:

The ASS Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Research Institute was O KURWA! founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SAND NIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOG SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POOPY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers PRICK swear. You can SHUT UP, MEG! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRAK TV, for always focusing on the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
• The main FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHICKEN SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FELCHMONKEY knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BEANER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TIT DIRT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TURD school for D'OH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WOP sufferers to become FROG'S FAT ASS manically depressed and I'LL RAPE YOU commit SEX suicide.
• There is no SACRAMENTO cure, and the FUCKBAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSLINGING tics often have adverse SHITSLINGING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S ASS body to go CUNT numb and COCKSTUFFER basically made it NIGGA! worse than NEGRO it is without the AUTOFELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a PISS OFF tourette syndrome DUMBASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITHEAD the JOHNNY public view of Tourettes as a "DICKWAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ALF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ORGASM sorry for JOHNNY "hi-jacking" your UNITED KINGDOM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHOAD this that really POO POO BLOWJOB annoys me. I am working towards a PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHRISTHUMPER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WIENER, and making fun of a SHITE horrible disorder is (not) COCKSUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POOPY time.

Best FLAMING ASS BADGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an CULT OF THE DEAD COW effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. INCEST Regards to Andrew HELL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The MONKEY SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can BOB SAGET punch him if you DOUCHING want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHOLE saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MONKEY BALLS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIGGER and FUCKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUCK MY DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BASTARD BAND WITH 4 ABO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! MONKEY BALLS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MONKEY BALLS'S HOUSE

How TURD to SHITSLINGING cure PISS UP MY ARSE the NIGGER Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WIGGER for I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's SPICY CUNT FUCK Syndrome FUCK is ANAL DIABETES following GYPSY these JACKASS rules PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid SHITSKIN immature SONNY BILL WILLIAMS little PORCH MONKEY kids,
• 2: Count to HITLER within ASS 10 POMMIEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHINK nor MOTHERFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell RAT'S COCK yourself you FUCK don't KRAUT have WIENER this COCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TOWELHEAD WITH NASTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MONKEY BALLS last straw WIENER!

I fucking put LET'S SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE HADJI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HI, BILLY MAYS HERE the TOP OF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS THIS COLGATE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HOT GRITS offensive. FUCK YOU. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKFACE people who try FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA to battle CRAP ON A STICK'POLAK that tight-ass PISSHOLE 17-year-POMMIE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOLDY TITS it now, but someone said WANK' ASS SHITTY'TAFFY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLUSTERFUCK is a laughing COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT matter. Plus there DICK IN A BOX was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WALRUS SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKWIT articles SUCK MY COCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So CUNTBUCKET that means INCEST stop getting mad at the FLYING FUCK first part too and JACK OFF talking about the ASS letter that it's WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? mocking (what CROTCH letter? I don't even know what ASSRAPING the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMN hi self CUNTRAG even made a really FAG good point. "It's FUCKFACE nothing more JACKASS from a head nod to a WOODPECKERSHIT knee tick". COCKSUCKER. Which I'll add ARSE onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that JUSTIN BIEBER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ANAL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CRACKER be, because if I were a MONKEY SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POTTYMOUTH hilarious. If you pen0r Want facts, go on OH SHI– Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SACRAMENTO be offended, don't read BUKKAKE the freaking FUCKTARD article anyway.

GANGBANG FUCKTARD CHING CHONG CHINK SCUMBAG YOU WANKER HOMO GOBSHITE POMMIE ASSHOLE RAGHEAD

BUTTFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU HELL [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSFACE HOMO TITS CHING CHONG CHINK RECTUM RAIDER MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKWIT CUNTSWILLING BASTARD ASSCRACK SPICY CUNT FUCK BUNG-HOLE HELL FUCK YOU SCROTUM BUKKAKE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! LOLCAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITSLINGING REDNECK NIGGER JACKASS SHITPISSER ANUSCAKE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES HELL ASS BITCH FUCKING HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITFACE DICKHEAD DAMN HADJI YOU WANKER FUCKING KAFFIR DAMN IT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TITS & DICKS PISS OFF WEHATEMARIO GOD DAMN NI BUTT-HOLE CRAPFUCKER DICK BITCH SHITHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN ASSCRACK WANKER PISS WIENER SHITFUCKER ASSHAT CLEMEN SAGGY TITS SHITFUCKER CHAV DYKE WIGGER ASS FUCK BUGFUCK INCEST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HORSE SHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT LAPPER JOHNNY POLESMOKER GARBAGE DAY! ASSHAT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY JIZZ FUCK YOU SHITE FUCK DAMN FUCKWIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT NEGRO TACO DUMBASS WETBACK [EXPLETIVE] BLOWJOB BIRD SHIT MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE BUKKAKE CLEMEN COCKGOBLIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PRICK NIPPLES DICK CHICKEN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER FUCK CUNTRAG FUCKING A CHOAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BASTARD PAKI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL SMEG WANKER FUCKTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT ASSHOLE YUKY DOODY BITCH NIGNOG DAMMIT BULLCRAP COCKSUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS COCKSTUFFER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT PUSSYLICKER POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER MARGARET THATCHER LET'S SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT BUGFUCK CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP GENITALIA CUNT MASTICATION FOR THE NATION OH SHI– YOU WANKER FUCK NIGGER CHIGGER BORDER HOPPER PECKERHEAD BUTTFUCKER INBRED PISS ARTIST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BALL SACK MOSES FENCE JUMPER CHICKEN SHIT COCKSMOKER BITCH CRAP FUCKFUCKFUCK DONKEY DICK FUCK MILF ASS INJUN SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER SHITTY LET'S SHIT I WILL END YOU! ASS GRAPE PENIS FUCK BUGFUCK BOLLOCKS WANK JAP CROTCH DILDO CLEVELAND STEAMER COCK SOD OFF GRAPE PENIS BIRD IN THE HOUSE DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY WANK HELL MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DONKEY DICK CHENEY JUNGLE BUNNY DICK BASTARD DOUCHING RICK MORANIS RAT'S COCK RAGHEAD BONG FUCKING CROTCH FUCKING A DICK DUMBASS SEMPRINI FALUN GONG HELL FELCHMONKEY FRIG NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! CUM SHITSLINGING DEVELOPERS! SCROTUM GYPSY CHICKEN FRIES JAP SHIT DAMN CROTCH CHOAD REBECCA BLACK SHITHEAD TURD DONKEY DICK DICK DAMMIT ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT FUCKWIT BOOBS CRAP WANK CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER BEAVER BALLS DAGO HOSER MARCH OF FLAMES COCKSTUFFER ASSHAT ASS DIPSHIT INBRED WOP FRITZ BONG TAMPONS TAMPONS PUSSY HONKY SHITCUNTING FELCHING POMMIE BEAVER VAGINA FOUR-EYES SHIT PUSSY SEX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCKSMOKER BORDER HOPPER GYPSY JIGGABOO FUCK A DUCK JAP BALLS DICK SHITSKIN ORGASM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CLUSTERFUCK DAMN EAT MY SHIT! ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CLUSTERFUCK TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER KIKE DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT CUNT BUTT PIRATE GYPSY COCKSHITTER FUCKTARD CUNT NIGGER SCUMBAG PUSSYLICKER BOB SAGET FUCKER O KURWA! JOHNNY FUCK OFF BLUMPKIN SHIT BRITNEY CRACKER TAFFY GREASER [expletive deleted] MOCCASINS POLACK SUCK MY DICK CHOAD CARPET MUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT SCUMBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKHEAD NIGGER PISS ARTIST PEEPEE COCKSHITTER GENITALIA MONKEY'S UNCLE SEMEN KOREA LOVER OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITTIES BONER [expletive deleted] NIGGER EAT MY SHIT! JENKEM YID YOU WANKER CUNT FUCK TAFFY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! HELL HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSFACE TACO DAGO DICKHEAD FUCKTARD DAMN ASS LHASA ORGASM P'KANG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRED PHELPS HADJI SHOOP DA WHOOP BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES TITTIES DELICIOUS CAKE MOLDY TITS JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKING A COCKSUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! HOMO YOU WANKER BITCH ASSCRACK WANK ASS ASSHOLE SHITBALLS FUCK YOU INJUN NIGGER HADJI ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN SHITSKIN PISS POLESMOKER PISS WIKIPEDIA RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER ASS FASCIST BULLSHIT SHITFACE COCKSTUFFER BALLS ASS CUNTBUCKET SHITE LIMEY SLOPE CUM DIPSHIT LIMEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKER WIKIPEDIA FIST FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH BULLSHIT VAGINA DONKEY DICK FLOWERS JAP SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY QUEEF FUCKFACE CLEMEN FUCK OFF SON OF A BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT POTTYMOUTH SOD FUCKER ASSRAPING ASS PEARL NECKLACE FIST FUCK SHIT DYKE TAMPONS TAFFY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PUSSY COCK BOON SHITCOCK I WILL END YOU! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKTARD TAFFY JERK OFF DOUCHING VENEREAL DISEASE GANGBANG GENITALIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RUSTY TROMBONE ASSFACE WETBACK MONKEY SHIT SHITSKIN DICKFACE SAND NIGGER DICK DICKFACE YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD ASS CHICKEN SHIT DAMN WOP JUSTIN BIEBER CUNNILINGUS RICK MORANIS DICK CLIT INBRED CLEMEN PIG FUCK YOU JOHNNY HOT GRITS STEVE BALLMER SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT FIST FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES CHOAD JIZZ GOD DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JERRY TOWELHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CRAPMUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY BOLLOCKS MALARKY YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD JAP [expletive deleted] RAT'S ASS FUCKER TOSSER TURD CONAN O'BRIAN SHITFACE ASSHAT PAKI BONER DICKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD TAMPONS FUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FOUR-EYES GO HOME AND DIE MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER ASSCRACK CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD INBRED DIPSHIT SEMEN FUCKHEAD DONGSHOVER DUMBASS BASTARD CUNT INCEST CUNTYMINTS SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER SHITFACE ASSHAT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKSHITTER INBRED FUCK SCROTUM SLOPE TITS & DICKS PENIS DICKFACE BUGGER PENIS ON A STICK BASTARD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM TESTICLE CHOKE WALRUS SHIT BALL SACK PIG GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S ASS BALL SACK I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL KILL YOU! CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD ASS BALL SACK SHITSLINGING SHITFUCKER BUGGER SUITCASE PENIS RUSKIE PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS MALL SANTA ASSHOLE BULLSHIT RAPE DYKE INBRED WANK SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER BUDDHISM SHITE BOOBIES SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY UIGURS TITTIES PISS ARTIST BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS KU KLUX KLAN GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE RAT'S ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BIRD SHIT SHIT ASSBANDIT FUCKWIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DAMNATION TACO TAFFY WOODPECKERSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE KRAUT FELLATIO SHIT DEVELOPERS! FUCKSTAIN HELL ARSE FEWMETS CHOAD KISSER FUCKTARD DICKFACE HOT GRITS PAKI EUROIPODS MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AMERICA ONLINE DONKEY PUNCHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSWIPE CUNT DAMN CHOAD RANDY TRAVIS MOLDY TITS CUNTYMINTS NIGNOG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FELLATIO SHITCOCK GOBSHITE HELL D'OH MOTHERFUCKER SHIT CRAPFUCKER BONER ANAL DIABETES LOGJAMMER GENITALIA ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD BELLEND TAMPONS CRIMETHINK WHITE POWER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FEMADOM PEEPEE FENCE JUMPER SLOPE COON JACK OFF GYPSY TOTAL CUNT EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTTFUCKER TITMOUSE FUCKER CUNT SOD TAFFY I AM CORNHOLIO! RAT'S COCK TOSSER TOWELHEAD COCKSUCKER INJUN TURD TITMOUSE LIMEY FUCK YOU SHITFACE WANK PISS JACKASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD FROG BASTARD JACKASS YOU WANKER BASTARD BOOBIES ASSHOLE PISSHOLE CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKER WHORE TOSSER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TOWELHEAD CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD YID HORSE PENIS FUCKTARD PISS I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE ASS DAMN WHORE FUCK OFF JAP BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER CHICKEN SHIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FEMADOM I'LL RAPE YOU O KURWA! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JOHNNY BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER BOB SAGET PENIS ON A STICK SHITFUCKER ANAL JACK OFF POMMIE JENKEM SEMEN HOLY DUMB FUCK CRAPMUNCHER POMMIE KIKE SHITSLIDE ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF PRICK POLESMOKER ASSFACE FUCKWIT HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING A CAMEL JOCKEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON CONDOMS I LIKE SCHOOL SOD OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JACK OFF EMO DICKHEAD SUGARTITS CUNT LAPPER BONER SHITBALLS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FENCE JUMPER ASSFACE ASSFACE SOD OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA P'KANG HELL RAT'S COCK PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD TRANNY SUGARTITS PISS ARTIST FUCK A DUCK WANK FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES DAMN FLYING FUCK GOATSE NAZI CAPITALISM JUNGLE BUNNY MALL SANTA ASSHOLE [Insert yet another person's name here] CONDOMS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT WETBACK FROG'S FAT ASS MOCKIE DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CRAPFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS NEGRO NEGRO PISS ARTIST FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS HONKY TWAT BELLEND CUNT SOD OFF BASTARD DONGSHOVER PIGFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JACKASS GENITALIA NIPPLES AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK DICK CHICKEN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH ASS TURD SAMUEL L. JACKSON LET'S SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY DICK PISS VAGINA CHRISTHUMPER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK WIGGER NECROPHILIA SPUNK ASSCRACK ARSE GOBSHITE BOON POLAK TIT DIRT FELLATIO POLAK TITS & DICKS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHAV ASSCRACK HONKY PORCH MONKEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK BASTARD PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH DUMBASS PISSHOLE DICKHEAD TOURETTE'S IS FUN CLIT CHIGGER SHAKOPEE CLUSTERFUCK CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BEAVER DAMN TWISTY VAGINA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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DUMBASS INJUN FRIG INBRED BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKSTAIN TITWANK LET'S SHIT CHINK JAP FRAK BONER CRAP TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING A ORGASM SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE BULLSHIT HO FIRECROTCH NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! JERK OFF DOG SHIT PUSSY CHRISTHUMPER LOLCAT PISS OFF FENCE JUMPER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAPFUCKER PENIS FUCKSTAIN HELL ARSEBADGERS FELLATIO CUNTRAG TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT JACKASS SHITHEAD DIPSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER DOUCHEBAG HO SCROTUM YOGHURT CANNON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCK ASSFACE ASS RAT'S ASS LUV MAMA MIA GOAT DICK SIGMUND FREUD SHITTY WALRUS SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKER BUTT PIRATE ASSFACE JOHN ELWAY SIGMUND FREUD BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD DIPSHIT WANK ASSRAMMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA PUSSY SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSBANDIT HORSE PENIS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING A FRIG SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKBAG WIGGER GOBSHITE ARSE JOHN ELWAY SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD DAMN CLIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER SHITFUCKER HADJI COMMUNIST DILDO BUTTFUCKER BASTARD CUNNILINGUS FEWMETS CLEVELAND STEAMER MILF BALL SACK CHIGGER HORSE SHIT GANGBANG AUTOFELLATIO JACK ABRAMOFF PUSSY GENITALIA ANAL FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN NECROPHILIA RUSKIE LOLCAT FUCKTARD ASS FUCKING BASEBALL HEIL HITLER! SHUT UP, MEG! SHITHEAD CONDOMS JENKEM CLEVELAND STEAMER WIKIPEDIA PUSSYLICKER BALL SACK MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK POTTYMOUTH DAGO CLUSTERFUCK WIENER FUCK OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON POMMIE ARSEBADGERS BUTTFUCKER CUM DOUCHING FELLATIO GREASER FUCKING JUMP! AUTOFELLATIO WINDOWS VISTA BELGIUM SCUMBUCKET SUCK MY COCK CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK PAGE BLANKING ASS GOD DAMMIT FRITZ Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YOU WANKER and with the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! and his TWAT of girraffes in which PISS while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BULLSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DALAI LAMA