Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder KIDDY FIDDLER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RUSKIE, sudden TITS & DICKS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements OH SHI– or YOU WANKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HADJI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POTTYMOUTH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAP by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BIG FOOT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMMIT utterFUCKance of socially ARSEBADGERS objectionable words).
MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourette's is LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD not to be COCK confused with SHITSLINGING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FROG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANK random NIPPLES disorientation, culturally-PISS OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOAT DICK language, BEANER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NAZI TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive O KURWA! quantities MALARKY of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.
Darnit.
A GOBSHITE Polite Note to the I'LL RAPE YOU Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article I'LL RAPE YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FOUR-EYES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or VAGINA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOM DeLUISE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of KRAUT Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS TV, for always focusing on the INBRED bad side of a terrible SHITFUCKER thing.
- The main FUCKTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JIGGABOO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GIVING HEAD knee CUNT LAPPER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CHOAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANAL DIABETES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING A school for DICKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become ASSRAMMER manically depressed and ASSHAT commit SHITE suicide.
- There is no DAMN cure, and the ASSHOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHAV tics often have adverse SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna D'OH perodol" which caused my entire BAD MOTHERFUCKER body to go WETBACK numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than GANGBANG it is without the NIPPLES drug.
I am an active member of a FENCE JUMPER tourette syndrome 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FLYING RAT'S ASS the DICKLICK public view of Tourettes as a "NIPPLES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CONDOMS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am FENCE JUMPER sorry for FLYING RAT'S ASS "hi-jacking" your TURD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEX this that really LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! annoys me. I am working towards a RICK MORANIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, and making fun of a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS horrible disorder is (not) CLEVELAND STEAMER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PISS time.
Best CUNTRAG regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “ALF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply
As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA SUCKS degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries DEMOCRACY leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society STUDENT PROTESTS.
Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen
P.S. PORCUPINE'S BALLS Regards to Andrew FEWMETS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply
As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?
Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WANKSPLAT saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine RUSKIE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are BASTARD and HI, BILLY MAYS HERE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NEOPETS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUTTFUCKER BAND WITH 4 BUGGER OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! RUSKIE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RUSKIE'S HOUSE
How SLOPE to SON OF A BITCH cure SAND NIGGER the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette's BUKKAKE Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment PISS UP MY ARSE for CONDOMS Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome REDSKIN is ASSCRACK following FUCK these I'LL RAPE YOU rules BULLSHIT in SHITHEAD order:
- 1: Avoid TOWELHEAD immature ARSEBADGERS little BUGFUCK kids,
- 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within FUCKER 10 WIGGERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your CC PLZ FUCKER BULLSHIT nor SHIT talk,
- 4: Tell FUCKWIT yourself you PRICK don't SUCK A BIG DICK have FUDGEPACKER this WANKER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY DILDO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the RUSKIE last straw DUMBASS!
I fucking put DAGO' my comment at the TOP OF THE NAZI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AUTOFELLATIO the TOP OF FUCKER THIS YOU SUCK BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA people who try CAMEL FUCKER to battle CHIGGER'MONKEY'S UNCLE that tight-ass FUCKTARD 17-year-HELL—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKHEAD it now, but someone said TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!' BELLEND WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 'TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH is a laughing DICKFACE matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Uncyclopedia, there are WANK articles SCROTUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIKIPEDIA stuff. So LET'S SHIT that means TURD stop getting mad at the FUCK NUGGET first part too and POMMIE talking about the ABO letter that it's VAGINA mocking (what suck my mothers letter? I don't even know what FUCKWIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKGOBLIN hi self TACO even made a really POMMIE good point. "It's FUCK nothing more BUTT-FOR-BRAINS from a head nod to a BASTARD knee tick". CHOAD. Which I'll add PEDOPHILIA onto GOD DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JACK OFF suffer that POTTYMOUTH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIGGER be, because if I were a DAMMIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you FOUR-EYES Want facts, go on TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BONG be offended, don't read IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! the freaking RAPE article anyway.
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PHELPS DUMBASS LIMEY CUNT DUMBASS BUTT PIRATE MICK PISSHOLE PORCH MONKEY FAG MARGARET THATCHER DICK IN A BOX SMEG NIGGER RANDY TRAVIS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA TWISTY VAGINA YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DICKWAD TWAT CROTCH PRICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGNOG HELLFUCKER ASS LICKER DAMN IT SHIT YOU WANKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DONKEY PUNCHER CLEMEN DIPSHIT HADJI CUNTRAG DOG FUCKER FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NICARAGUA BONER YOU WANKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BLOWJOB WIKIPEDIA FUCK JESSE McCARTNEY SUCK MY COCK PIECE OF SHIT MOCCASINS SCUMBAG HOMO BUGFUCK CHAV FUCKSTAIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK OFF FUCK YOU SHUT UP, MEG! DUMBASS RAT'S ASS DAMN IT GO HOME AND DIE RAT'S ASS ASS FUCK NUGGET SHITFUCKER JERK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JERRY BALLS HUMAN RIGHTS FUCKING SHIT CRACKER TOWELHEAD DONKEY DICK CUNT BUGGER OFF FELCHMONKEY CONDOMS SOD OFF DUMBASS GREASER IT'S OVER 9000! FELLATIO BLUE PENIS! PISS OFF MY ASS ASS JENKEM FUCK OFF I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE GANGBANG YOU WANKER FUDGEPACKER FUCKING A PENIS ON A BUN NIGGER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BALL SACK CONAN O'BRIAN COON CUNTSWILLING FUCK DUMBASS JUNGLE BUNNY BUGGER TWAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSKIN COON HORSE SHIT CUNT BELLEND FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG CAUCASIANS MOLDY TITS FRAK VAGINA DIPSHIT TIT DIRT DOM DeLUISE NAZI BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF CHOAD ARSEBADGERS CUNT WOP PEARL NECKLACE GIVING HEAD SHITTY 666 [Insert swear here] PEEPEE PRICK JACK ABRAMOFF ASSCRACK FUCKING MONKEY SHIT QUEEF INBRED DOUCHE PISS OFF PUSSYLICKER TWAT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY AY-AY-AY BEANER DAMN SON OF A BITCH JACKASS TWAT COLGATE SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSCRACK FUCK OFF MACACA FLYING RAT'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF CRAPFUCKER D'OH DICKFACE WIENER DIPSHIT SACRAMENTO CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST RAT'S ASS FUCK CLUSTER FUCK ASS BITCH ASSHOLE PENIS ON A STICK DICKHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS BUNG-HOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ JESSE McCARTNEY SHITFACE BLOWJOB SHITHEAD BULLSHIT BITCH P'KANG FUCKTARD ORGASM DOT HEAD TOWELHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER BONER RAGHEAD BULLSHIT CANNED QUOTE POO POO BLOWJOB BASTARD MOLDY TITS BUTT PIRATE SLOPE WIGGER PISS OFF DOUCHING I WILL END YOU! PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITCUNTING RAPE FLYING FUCK KNOBJOCKEY BITCH CUNNILINGUS WANKER FEWMETS PISS ARTIST JESSE McCARTNEY BULLSHIT DAMMIT TITTIES DAMN FELCHMONKEY DAMN IT DOUCHE YOU WANKER WHORE CUNT FUCK HORSE SHIT FUCK BOB SAGET CUNTRAG COON BALL SACK ROSES DICK WANK BATHING SUIT AREA PEEPEE WANKER BONER DICKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING BLOWJOB AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHOLE VILLAGE DUMP CAPTAIN CRUNCH BASKETBALL TAFFY CUNTSWILLING DAMN FUCK A DUCK REBECCA BLACK SCUMBUCKET POLAK TITS PIECE OF SHIT NEGRO SHITBALLS FUCKFACE BALL SACK SHITSLINGING SHIT LIKE A HORSE GIVING HEAD SCUMBAG CUNT PRICK MILF FRITZ DAMN IT SHITE ASSCRACK SCUMBAG SOD SHIT CLIT SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER DAMN IT FUCKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAMEL JOCKEY SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER SEX FUCK CRAP ON A STICK TOTAL KRAUT YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] FELCHMONKEY GRINGO FUCKSTAIN JAP RAT'S COCK JUNGLE BUNNY DICKFACE DAMN CHOAD TIANENMEN SQUARE CUNTRAG EAT MY SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKSUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COON ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT SHIT JAP LET'S SHIT FUCKING TRANNY HADJI DOUCHEBAG FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE SHIT FIST FUCK YOU WANKER FUCKFACE ASSWIPE ARSE SCUMBAG CHINK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WIGGER CONDOMS SHITBALLS BUGGER OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKHEAD CUNT CRAPPER BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK FELLATIO HELL PICKANINNY SHITE CRAPPY INBRED ASSHOLE CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN SHIT BIGNOSE FRAK ALF TACO MARGARET THATCHER WOP FAGGOT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
BALLS BOON WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SEMEN FAG COCKSUCKER INBRED JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHING FUCKBAG BEAVER FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT GENITALIA FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN DAMN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TAMPONS pen0r SLOPE SHIT FENCE JUMPER CHUFF FUCKHEAD SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS PISS OFF FUCK NUGGET TAFFY Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive MONKEY BALLS and with the CUNTRAG and his WALRUS SHIT of girraffes in which ASS while reading about DESU!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See BALLS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- CUNT
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is TITTIES funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny HAIL SATAN!, it is probably because you are an INBRED TURD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. NICARAGUA If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKFACE joke loses its humour TITS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKSTAIN ignorant, then you wouldn't have BUGFUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MALARKY NIGGER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ANAL DIABETES!!!!!I <3 COCK |
