Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BEANER'FUCKTARD'CLIT'CROTCH'JACK OFF'BONG'MOCKIE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder CLIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITSLINGING, sudden 30 CASES OF PICKLES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMNATION or BOYCOTT VIACOM! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOU WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKFACE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOOBS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SPANK THE MONKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT utterFUCKance of socially MOCCASINS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DIPSHIT television programs to address AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's syndrome.

HAIL SATAN! Tourette's is WIGGER not to be BATMAN & ROBIN confused with CUNNILINGUS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK CHICKEN random WEHATEMARIO disorientation, culturally-TESTICLE CHOKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOBSHITE language, RAT'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PENISFUCK TURD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONER souvenir shoppes and massive MARGARET THATCHER quantities PORCH MONKEY of ANAL DIABETES POMMIE garbage.

Darnit.

A COMMUNIST DILDO Polite Note to the GENITALIA Author:

The FUCK Tourette's FUCK YOU Research Institute was CRAPFUCKER founded to SPIC.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BRITNEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA article FUCKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BATHING SUIT AREA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHICKEN SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TENTACLE RAPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers EPIDIDYMIS swear. You can ASSHAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INCEST TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible SOD thing.
• The main DICK TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOD DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS ARTIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLAMING ASS BADGER knee CHAV NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SPIC no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BALL SACK school for NIPPLES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! sufferers to become TAFFY manically depressed and RAT'S COCK commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no MY ANUS IS BLEEDING cure, and the SHITBALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse GOD BLESS AMERICA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSWIPE perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go POTTYMOUTH numb and SHITSKIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKER it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFACE tourette syndrome 666 association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FROG'S FAT ASS the GOAT DICK public view of Tourettes as a "MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DIPSHIT sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BULLSHIT this that really SHITHEAD annoys me. I am working towards a JERRY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a NEGRO horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CANNED QUOTE time.

Best CAMEL JOCKEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GRINGO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society I LIKE BUSH.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. HEIL HITLER! Regards to Andrew COCKSMOKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK NUGGET punch him if you [EXPLETIVE] want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough MUGABE'S MOMMA problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK YOU saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my TWAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITSLINGING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and DIPSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WOODPECKERSHIT BAND WITH 4 KAFFIR MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BEANER HORSE! SHITSLINGING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITSLINGING'S HOUSE

How HENTAI to DICKHEAD cure GREASER the NIGNOG Tourette's TITWANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT for CROTCH Tourette's TITS & DICKS Syndrome EXTRA LONG PENIS is POMMIE following DAMN these ASS rules FUCKER in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST order:

• 1: Avoid ASS immature POLACK little HOT GRITS kids,
• 2: Count to HAIL SATAN! within RUSTY TROMBONE 10 FUCKSTAINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT YOU WANKER CHIGGER nor DOUCHING talk,
• 4: Tell CLEMEN yourself you SCUMBAG don't DAMN have COMMUNIST DILDO this PISS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK THONG TASTER WITH NASTY ASSHAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITSLINGING last straw PUSSY!

I fucking put MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS' my comment at the TOP OF THE ANAL DIABETES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLEVELAND STEAMER the TOP OF ARSE THIS BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE offensive. JACKASS SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TWAT people who try DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! to battle DIPSHIT'DICK CHICKEN that tight-ass RAT'S ASS 17-year-CHIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANKER it now, but someone said BITCH' LET'S SHIT CUNT'BULLSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing BASTARD matter. Plus there GANGBANG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FROG'S FAT ASS Uncyclopedia, there are GOATSE articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMN stuff. So I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT that means FUCK OFF stop getting mad at the WANKSPLAT first part too and CUNNILINGUS talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's DICKFACE mocking (what RAT'S COCK letter? I don't even know what WANKSPLAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self ASS LICKER even made a really TURD good point. "It's SCUMBAG nothing more MOZILLA FIREFOX from a head nod to a PAKI knee tick". FUCKING. Which I'll add GOD DAMMIT onto PENIS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YOGHURT CANNON suffer that JAP much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK YOU it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BLUMPKIN be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you FIST FUCK Want facts, go on TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITS & DICKS be offended, don't read BUTT-FOR-BRAINS the freaking CARPET MUNCHER article anyway.

TITS & DICKS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CUM PUSSY GOD BLESS AMERICA BASTARD ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMMIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK

JOHN ELWAY CLIT DAMN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BAT FUCK INSANE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHAV BITCH MILF RAPE TOTAL SCROTUM MALARKY CONAN O'BRIAN SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITWANK SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS YID NEGRO BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE MONKEY SHIT PICKANINNY CUNT SHITFACE WANK DOG SHIT RAPE BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMN WANKER POLACK PISS SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT FRITZ FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN 666 ASSHOLE YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS CHINK CUNT TAMPONS CUNT DONGSHOVER CUNT BUKKAKE CHENEY KAFFIR GYPSY ASSFACE CLEMEN TOURETTE'S IS FUN FUCK DAMN BASTARD BELLEND PISSHOLE BITCH CUNTBUCKET CUNT CRAPPER CUNTING ASSCRACK JERK OFF ORANGE TURTLE CUNT ASS FASCIST TITS & DICKS FUCK BEAVER MARY WHITEHOUSE CRACKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFACE GIVING HEAD ASSFACE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOD DAMMIT HELL POOPOO PIECE OF SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER NAZI PENIS CLEMEN FIST FUCK SHITFACE BASTARD POLACK WHORE BOLLOCKS FUCKFACE BASTARD FUCKING A BRITNEY DUMBASS SEX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAP ON A STICK CUNT O CANADA FUCK FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD SHITSLINGING BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT JACKASS I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITE BITCH SHITSLIDE MOTHERFUCKER DICK WETBACK DICK URINE-GARGLING FUCK OFF KRAUT PENIS ON A BUN CUNTBUCKET FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG MOCCASINS DICKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK NICARAGUA GIVING HEAD FUCK FELCHMONKEY POTTYMOUTH CLIT PIG ABO CUNT CRAPPER EPIDIDYMIS CHOAD BITCH CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASTARD MONKEY BALLS SHIT SHITE BALLS FUCKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS CHENEY CHOAD CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CONDOMS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKBAG DICK IN A BOX CRAPFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE BANGKOK YOU WANKER FUCKTARD TITS & DICKS GREASER SMEG FUCKFACE POISON IN TOOTHPASTE HELL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BULLSHIT BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS DUNE COON SHIT BOB SAGET BUTT-FOR-BRAINS YOU WANKER BEANER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUKKAKE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JACKASS MARGARET THATCHER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS ASSFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WIENER BITCH RAPE FUCK TARTAR SAUCE YOUR MOM FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS TACO PISS ARTIST SUCK A BIG DICK JAP PISS ARTIST HELLFIRE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNT BEANER WANKER ASS CAMEL JOCKEY GANGBANG POTTYMOUTH CUM TITTIES RANDY TRAVIS BASTARD TWAT PISS ARTIST TITS & DICKS SCUMBAG DONALD RUMSFELD SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER POWERSHIT STRAWBERRY ASS SHITE CHUFF TURD CUNTYMINTS FUCKFACE SHITFACE ASSFACE NIGGER COCKGOBLIN PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SEX TONY LA RUSSA FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS WIENER CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK POLACK BLOWJOB DAMN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER CUM FUCKWIT BALLS CUNTBUCKET BONER COCKSHITTER DAGO CHIGGER LET'S SHIT PUSSY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK YID RANDY TRAVIS BITCH TITTIES GO HOME AND DIE FUCKHEAD PUSSY BATMAN & ROBIN HELLFUCKER TITWANK LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BONER RUSTY TROMBONE TOWELHEAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WOP SNUFF PORN SUCK MY COCK CROTCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POLAK FUCKWIT BASTARD TITTIES PENISBIRD BALLS GYPSY BLOWJOB ASS LICKER TURD SEX JACK OFF WOP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COMMUNISM IS STUPID DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER CRAPPY SPANK THE MONKEY DUMBASS FUCKTARD WIENER NAZI FUCKSTAIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SUCK MY DICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JACKASS DICKHEAD WIENER SHITFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SAGGY TITS ASSHAT FOOTBALL FUCKTARD FOUR-EYES SAMUEL L. JACKSON PUSSYLICKER SHITFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! STEVE BALLMER COCKSMOKER PISS OFF MY ASS ASS FASCIST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ARSE ASS ASS POOPOO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUKKAKE FRAK ASS VAGINA SCUMBAG PISS PUSSYLICKER TITS ARSEBADGERS FUCK NIGGER SHIT HELL PUSSYLICKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ABO VAGINA BITCH FUCKER COCK BIG FOOT I WILL END YOU! FAGGOT POMMIE JACKASS SHIT FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY SOD OFF TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING JACKASS PIGFUCKER NAZI RAT'S ASS DICKFACE COCKSHITTER ARSEBADGERS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JUNGLE BUNNY DICKFACE BASTARD I LIKE SCHOOL BIG FOOT P'KANG LET'S SHIT BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMMIT MOZILLA FIREFOX LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD OH SHI– WHITE PEOPLE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FELCHMONKEY SHIT NICARAGUA POMMIE ABO TRANNY I'LL RAPE YOU BONG CUNT DAGO LICK PUSSY DONKEY PUNCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLAK PISS AY-AY-AY CUM NAZI ASS LIMEY DIRTY SANCHEZ POO POO BLOWJOB BLOWJOB FUCKWIT TITTIES [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU CRAP ON A STICK DICKHEAD DICKFACE SCUMBAG DAGO PRICK SON OF A BITCH TUBA SHITSLIDE PUSSYLICKER JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITCUNTING SHITFUCKER POOPY ASSWIPE ASS FASCIST CHIGGER RICK MORANIS POLAK FUCK OFF TITWANK CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT PIG INCEST FUCK BITCH BORDER HOPPER PIGS MIGHT FLY JOHN ELWAY FUCK BUTT-HOLE BASTARD BIRD SHIT FROG MONKEY SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ OSTRICH MY ASS WINDOWS VISTA BASTARD MONKEY SHIT ELECTION SON OF A BITCH SHIT DUMBASS TITTIES NIGGER TITS CUNT CRAPPER TITS & DICKS PIG DOUCHE NAZI BOLLOCKS BASTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE AUTOFELLATIO POTTYMOUTH WANK RUSTY TROMBONE JERK OFF DAMN KIKE HEIL HITLER! HOLY DUMB FUCK TITTYWANK WIGGER REDNECK HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BULLCRAP BIGNOSE AY-AY-AY DOUCHE NAZI DYKE CUNT TACO SLOPE SMEG MOCCASINS DILDO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOGHURT CANNON PENIS DOUCHE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DIPSHIT TAMPONS ALF INCEST CONDOMS VAGINA CUNTBUCKET WANK ASSHAT WOP BITCH SHIT DIPSHIT SECOND BALLS DICK PRICK HELLFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBS ARSE FUCK SHITBALLS DAMN GENITALIA FUDGEPACKER FELCHMONKEY EMO DOUCHEBAG TWAT NAZI WALRUS SHIT CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT ASS FASCIST WIGGER TITS & DICKS VAGINA ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG HELL JOHNNY ASS TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING TITS & DICKS KIDDY FIDDLER JACKASS FUCKFACE CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE INCEST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSCRACK FU SPANG TITWANK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOUCHEBAG DOT HEAD POWERSHIT ABO TWISTY VAGINA FUCK A DUCK FUCKTARD pen0r DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER PENISBIRD TITS & DICKS CUNT SHITSLINGING BITCH FUCKER SHIT WALRUS SHIT TURD NEGRO MARY WHITEHOUSE ANUSCAKE WOODPECKERSHIT [expletive deleted] FUCKFACE SHITE WHORE ALEX TREBEK FUCK MAMA MIA BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST SHIT BEAVER BATHING SUIT AREA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOOBS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ANUSCAKE AY-AY-AY PORCH MONKEY POTTYMOUTH FUCKER NECROPHILIA SHITCUNTING BUGGER OFF TITS & DICKS SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT INBRED RAT'S COCK COMMUNIST DILDO DICK FUCK OFF LET'S SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSCRACK COON BENCH PRESS SHIT BASTARD RAINBOWS DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS CUM JOHNNY PENIS ON A BUN QUEEF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! VAGINA ORGASM THERE IS A CABAL DAMN IT POLAK FUCKTARD CHICKEN FRIES SCROTUM BALL SACK FUCKFACE FUCKING I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK OFF BATMAN & ROBIN BUTT-HEAD ASSHOLE CHOAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUTT PIRATE CROTCH JACKASS DIPSHIT ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GO HOME AND DIE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] SHIT TACO ANUSCAKE SOD OFF DOUCHING KNOBJOCKEY DIPSHIT PENISFUCK FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING A GENITALIA KNOBJOCKEY CUNNILINGUS TWAT RAT'S ASS HELL DOUCHEBAG HELLFUCKER RAT'S COCK PEARL NECKLACE DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE KIKE MONKEY SHIT SCROTUM JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCKGOBLIN CHOAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH FROG TITS BELGIUM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS PAKI FUCKBAG CHINK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITFACE RAPE VENEREAL DISEASE ALEX TREBEK DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD ASSHAT SHITE CUM GRINGO FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE WIGGER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MOCCASINS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS & DICKS DICKHEAD HOMO FAGGOT JACKASS SHIT MOCCASINS FUCK DOM DeLUISE GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS SHIT KNOBJOCKEY PENISFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX GOOK FUCKBAG CHING CHONG CHINK POMMIE SHITBALLS FUCK FUCKTARD SAGGY TITS PISS ARTIST WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DYKE DAMN IT CUNTRAG pen0r FIST FUCK BONER SHIT FUCKHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICK IN A BOX CLEMEN PISS FRAK PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY ASSFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY DOG SHIT PISS FUCKFACE SHITTY TURD CHOAD KISSER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] LET'S SHIT CHOAD NEOPETS GARBAGE DAY! FRITZ YOU WANKER GINGERBREAD FELLATIO SEMEN RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT PANCHEN LAMA DARTH VADER MAMA MIA RAT'S COCK DUNE COON GREASER DIPSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY PENISBIRD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK PISS TOWELHEAD BONER BOOBIES BUGGER NAZI PENIS GRIS MONKEY SHIT FUCKING ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIPSHIT NAZI TITWANK DAMN IT JOHNNY ASSHOLE FUCK YOU DAMN SHITTY FRIG JENKEM MOCKIE SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE KAFFIR ABO MARGARET THATCHER ARSE FUCK NUGGET SHITTY DAMN FUCK SPIC 30 CASES OF PICKLES SEX JENKEM BITCH MOCCASINS BITCH TOURETTE'S IS FUN FELCHING FIST FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN WIENER HELL CRAPFUCKER FOUR-EYES JIGGABOO DUMBASS BITCH SHIT HOMO CUNT CRAPPER I DON'T HAVE AIDS MOSES CLIT YOU WANKER INCEST KITTENS LET'S SHIT LIMEY BULLSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS AMERICA ONLINE SCUMBAG FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA TRANNY RAT'S ASS BOON PEDOPHILIA DOODIE HEAD FUCK OFF CRAPMUNCHER FUCK A DUCK HENTAI ORGASM NAZI DYKE OH SHI– ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY HO DAMNATION DONGSHOVER DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH SHAKOPEE NORTH KOREA RECTUM RAIDER CHINK DOUCHEBAG CROTCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHUFF HELLFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY KIKE SHIT DAMN AMERICA ONLINE FUCKSTAIN ARSE JACKASS FUCKTARD BALLS DIPSHIT BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER INBRED BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK OFF INJUN FUCKWIT FUCKFACE PIG CHINK DICKHEAD SHITTY DICK TITS POOPOO VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER RUSKIE RAT'S ASS VAGINA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BITCH WANKSPLAT CUNT FUCK YOU FUCKING A ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD ASSWIPE DICK TITS SHIT NIGNOG FLYING FUCK INBRED DICKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALL SACK COON CHOAD STRAWBERRY ASS 666 CLIT MALARKY JIGGABOO WANK JACK OFF BALL SACK JENKEM BLOWJOB HOSER POTTYMOUTH TITMOUSE FUCKFACE P'KANG NIGGER ASS LICKER FROG'S FAT ASS FELLATIO HORSE SHIT SHITCUNTING BALL SACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANK FUCKER DICKWAD SUITCASE PENIS DARTH VADER MONKEY BALLS BENCH PRESS DOUCHE NAZI ORGASM WIENER JERK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK CHIGGER SHITHEAD PISS OFF MILF CLEVELAND STEAMER MACACA SEMPRINI FELCHING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JACK OFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS RUSKIE BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN FRIES CHIGGER SHITTY TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT WANK HELL [expletive deleted] BITCH WIENER VAGINA BOOBS COCK KU KLUX KLAN FUCKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANK HELL FUCK YOU FRIG SPIC BULLSHIT WANK RAPE MALARKY NIGNOG PISS BONER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT JOHNNY CRACKER TOTAL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! MACACA DEVELOPERS! ASSBANDIT JACKASS ASSCRACK TITMOUSE SHIT BLUMPKIN BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SCROTUM PISSHOLE DOT HEAD SUITCASE PENIS HIGH WAGES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TITWANK CLUSTERFUCK KRAUT TWAT DAMN FUCK PISSHOLE BITCH ASSHOLE DICK BUNG-HOLE FOUR-EYES BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITE REDNECK BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF A BITCH PECKERHEAD BOOBS SHITPISSER CUNTBUCKET DYKE PISS OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHETITS BIGNOSE BEANER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MARGARET THATCHER ASS FASCIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS ARTIST HOLY DUMB FUCK CRAP ON A STICK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CAMEL JOCKEY FELLATIO CRAPPY BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FRIG POO POO BLOWJOB SHITTY JACKASS WIKIPEDIA TWO-INCH PENIS DYKE JACKASS SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT COCK DAMN ASS CHICKEN FRIES I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHAT FUCKBAG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN IT DOG SHIT SHITTY HO DICKHEAD FUCK FUCKBAG SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA CUM COCKSHITTER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TAMPONS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHAT NIGGER TITS HELL YOU HONKY BUTT PIRATE CUNNILINGUS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ARSE CUNT PUSSY SHIT FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BULLSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA RAPE BULLSHIT CHINK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRIG and with the CAMEL JOCKEY and his HORSE PENIS of girraffes in which JUSTIN BIEBER while reading about NIGNOG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TOSSER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BIRD SHIT