Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DICKFACE comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a PEDOPHILIA article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHENEY neurochemical FUCK disorder SUCK MY DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I WILL END YOU!, sudden FUCKSTAIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FRIG or SHITCOCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MONKEY BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially FLAMING ASS BADGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM television programs to address BALL SACK Tourette's syndrome.

[Insert silly non-swear here] Tourette's is EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG not to be CHENEY confused with FUCK YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAMEL FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASS random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-TAMPONS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth THONG TASTER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFUCKER language, POO POO BLOWJOB and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITS FASHION BUG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive BULLCRAP quantities DICKFACE of ANAL DIABETES GOATSE garbage.

Darnit.

A SAND NIGGER Polite Note to the [EXPLETIVE] Author:

The GOD DAMN Tourette's WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Research Institute was TIMBER NIGGER founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLUSTERFUCK article PEDOPHILIA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNNILINGUS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICK CHICKEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BELLEND Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the BUTTFUCKER bad side of a terrible AAAAAAAAA! thing.
The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PRICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FAGGOT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HORSE PENIS knee YOU WANKER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is BALL SACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HORSE SHIT school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POMMIE sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and GREASER commit FLYING FUCK suicide.
There is no POLESMOKER cure, and the TWISTY VAGINA drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse CHIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TAMPON IN MY ASS perodol" which caused my entire STUDENT MOVEMENT body to go ASSFACE numb and PEARL NECKLACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF it is without the NIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a GOD DAMN tourette syndrome FUCKING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the SUGARTITS public view of Tourettes as a "GRINGO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS OFF MY ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PRICK sorry for CHICKEN SHIT "hi-jacking" your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK this that really PEDOPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a TWAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WIENER, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT time.

Best CRAPPY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an CAPITALISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing BELGIUM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your PROTESTS capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. FUCK OFF Regards to Andrew ASSHAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The CHUFF bastard who wrote this article. You can ON CRACK punch him if you I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKFACE saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my BIRD IN THE HOUSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I WILL END YOU! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NAZI and CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TITTYWANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SPUNK BAND WITH 4 CHOAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSWIPE HORSE! I WILL END YOU! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I WILL END YOU!'S HOUSE

How SCROTUM to BALLS cure FUCKWIT the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's NIGGER TITS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BORDER HOPPER for MASTURBATION Tourette's COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Syndrome WETBACK is PISS following O CANADA these ASSWIPE rules PISS in SEMEN order:

1: Avoid BOOBS immature BITCH little IT'S OVER 9000! kids,
2: Count to DELICIOUS CAKE within TOSSER 10 FUCK NUGGETseconds,
3: Do not open your ORGASM PEDOPHILIA STEVE BALLMER nor CLUSTERFUCK talk,
4: Tell [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] yourself you PISS don't FUCKWIT have CLIT this HOMO disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK EXTRA LONG PENIS WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I WILL END YOU! last straw SHITSKIN!

I fucking put TONY LA RUSSA' my comment at the TOP OF THE NEOPETS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKFACE the TOP OF YOU WANKER THIS BUTT PIRATE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOOBS offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOZILLA FIREFOX people who try FUCK to battle HO'WIGGER that tight-ass BANGKOK 17-year-STUDENT RIOTS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find REDSKIN it now, but someone said RAT'S ASS' SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH'DIPSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SUITCASE PENIS is a laughing BUGGER matter. Plus there SON OF A BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WANK Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHING articles NIGGER TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching suck my mothers stuff. So BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! that means BASTARD stop getting mad at the CROTCH first part too and CRACKER talking about the TWAT letter that it's LIKE FATHER LIKE SON mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what SCUMBAG the heck you're talking about). Adrian FAG hi self TURD even made a really FUCKFACE good point. "It's BEAVER nothing more GARBAGE DAY! from a head nod to a DOUGHNUT PUNCHER knee tick". CHOAD. Which I'll add NIGGER onto SMEG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITFACE suffer that BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes EXTRA LONG PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POMMIE be, because if I were a ASSCRACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you FRAK Want facts, go on CHUFF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS be offended, don't read CONDOMS the freaking JACK OFF article anyway.

TAMPONS MOCKIE THONG TASTER RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT DOUCHING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOTHERFUCKER FU SPANG SHITTY

DAMN DOM DeLUISE BUTTFUCKER BOOBS DAMN NIPPLES PISS OFF FELCHING SOD OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING JUMP! MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS ASS YID CUNTRAG COCKSMOKER DIPSHIT CUNT DAMN BALLS FUCKWIT DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT SEMEN SUCK A BIG DICK WIGGER BLUMPKIN MARCH OF FLAMES FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT FUCKTARD DEMOCRACY FEWMETS PISS ARTIST BOOBS CUM VAGINA NIPPLES DICKLICK PIG JACKASS SHITCUNTING ASSWIPE WOODPECKERSHIT CRACKER FUCKING A GOBSHITE ASSFACE FUCKING ASSHAT HOSER FUCK YOU ASSFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FLYING FUCK HELL GOD DAMMIT GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI SHITTY HELL ASS LICKER BLUMPKIN O CANADA BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN PRICK POLESMOKER PEEPEE JIZZ INJUN DEVELOPERS! FEATURED NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER SHITE BLUMPKIN I AM CORNHOLIO! BANGKOK BITCH CRAPMUNCHER BOOBS GOD DAMMIT JAP PEDOPHILIA HELL WANKSPLAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CAMEL FUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HOMO I RAPE WALRUSES! CUM DONKEY DICK POLACK WIENER MASTURBATION TITS DAMN CUNT JELLY BEANS SHITE ASSCRACK FUCK OFF ARSEBADGERS ASSHAT BALL SACK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MALARKY QUEEF TITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY MICK MARY WHITEHOUSE SCUMBAG HELL PICKANINNY CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKWIT BITCH BIGNOSE REDSKIN FIST FUCK BOOBIES GIVING HEAD HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! JACK ABRAMOFF TAFFY CLUSTERFUCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PISS SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT PENIS CHOAD FUCK NUGGET BEAVER ARSE I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT POMMIE PORCH MONKEY WANK PISS FUCKBAG JAP AUTOFELLATIO COCK UNICORNS DAMN CHAV BITCH PISS OFF MY ASS DILDO JAP BITCH DICKFACE BASTARD SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE DUMBASS WETBACK ASSCRACK SHITCOCK DICKFACE FU SPANG FUCK suck my mothers CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TWAT FUCKSTAIN HENTAI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAGO BAD MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA FUCK DYKE GOOK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DYKE COCK CRAP ON A STICK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY BUTT-HOLE SIGMUND FREUD FRENCH TICKLER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST FUCK ASSCRACK CARPET MUNCHER SHIT EMO PENIS SPUNK ASS EMO FAGGOT HELL JIZZ [EXPLETIVE] WILLY WONKA DOUCHING DIPSHIT GOD DAMN FAGGOT HELL JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER FUCK SCROTUM BELLEND RAPE FUCKBAG WANK JIZZ WANK FUCK COMMUNION WAFER BUTT-HOLE TWAT JUSTIN BIEBER VAGINA NI CRAPFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WHORE SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT NICARAGUA WANK YOU WANKER SHITFACE WANK MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS JIGGABOO BITCH CHINK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNNILINGUS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK WIKIPEDIA CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU GRAPE PENIS HOSER SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA FRIG WIENER FUCKTARD HELL ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA QUEEF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WIENER NIGGER FUCKWIT RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE WIGGER ARSE TITS CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMMIT DONGSHOVER CANNED QUOTE CRAPFUCKER DOT HEAD CAMEL JOCKEY NIPPLES JACKASS TRANNY DOUCHING TENTACLE RAPE JELLY BEANS POOPOO TITTIES FUCK RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER WANK FROG HELLFUCKER DICKHEAD MOCCASINS TIMBER NIGGER FRIG CRAPPY SHITE COCKSHITTER SCUMBAG HOMO BASTARD FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! WANK HOSER PENIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN IT JERK OFF TRANNY PORCH MONKEY INCEST BIRD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PAKI [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BUNG-HOLE CHUFF BEAVER SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FUCK RAT'S ASS CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS & DICKS D'OH WANKSPLAT DAMN CHOAD KISSER SPANK THE MONKEY CRAPMUNCHER POO POO BLOWJOB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! POWERSHIT MOCCASINS DONALD RUMSFELD HADJI DOG SHIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DUMBASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEX ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO BUKKAKE TITS PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELLFUCKER JACK OFF INBRED PISS CROTCH CHOAD KISSER FUCKTARD COMMUNIST DILDO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT COCKSUCKER PEDOPHILIA JACKASS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCK BUTT-HOLE TURD EAT MY SHIT! ARSE PENISPENISPENIS!!! JIZZ DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE DOUCHING FROG'S FAT ASS COCK BONER DONKEY DICK INCEST SHITSKIN JERK OFF O CANADA SHITTY TAFFY CLUSTERFUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA CHRISTHUMPER DILDO BELGIUM FUCKWIT DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE PENIS WANKSPLAT ARSE CHUFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON HAIL SATAN! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GIVING HEAD BASTARD BAT FUCK INSANE DICKLICK VAGINA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK BUDDHISM FUCKER SHAKOPEE BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM YID I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PRICK POOPY RHODESIA ASSCRACK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LICK PUSSY NI BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK SHITTY FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT SHITFUCKER DICK CHICKEN DOUCHE FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN ASS HIGH WAGES SEMEN TITS CHINK ASSHOLE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA I WILL KILL YOU! HORSE PENIS SHIT ASSHAT SHIT DICK TITS DUNE COON CLIT BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER SAND NIGGER CUNT FAG BALL SACK HELLFIRE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? suck my mothers DAMN ASS CHUFF COLGATE FUCKER EAT MY SHIT! FUCK SCUMBAG DAMN CUNT RAT'S COCK MACACA BOYCOTT VIACOM! PRICK FUCK YOU DAMN BASTARD FUCK YOU FUCKING A SHITCOCK POOPOO FUCK OFF FRIG JACKASS SUCK MY DICK SHIT MONKEY BALLS DAMN IT RAT'S COCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITTY ABO COON DIPSHIT WANK CONDOMS ASS CRAPMUNCHER GANGBANG JUNGLE BUNNY FELCHMONKEY BITCH ASS FASCIST ASS LICKER ASSHAT RAT'S ASS ASS LICKER CAMEL FUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU I RAPE WALRUSES! FLYING FUCK WALRUS SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTIES SHITPISSER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT CRAPPER WANK ARSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSHOLE D'OH SHITBALLS FRAK JERK OFF HADJI ASSHOLE JACK OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY DICK CHICKEN I'LL RAPE YOU BUGFUCK SHITTY PISS BUKKAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DILDO FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PUSSY NIPPLES BATHING SUIT AREA HOLY DUMB FUCK JOHNNY POLESMOKER BRITNEY SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS NIPPLES ASS GANGBANG NAZI JOHN SMILEY FACE CHING CHONG CHINK CROTCH FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY DICK JUNGLE BUNNY BIRD SHIT SPIC FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY VAGINA CHINK SEX FUCK YOU ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS KRAUT PISS OFF BITCH ORGASM DICKFACE DUMBASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PEEPEE CUNT PISS ARTIST DAMN IT HELL MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPUNK DUNE COON SEMEN SAND NIGGER GOBSHITE COCK BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIECE OF SHIT TRANNY RAGHEAD CUNT ASSHAT ASS ASSRAPING SHIT DIPSHIT DOUCHING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ABO DOUCHING BULLSHIT BALLS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN ASSHOLE KRAUT THIS IS SPARTA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORGASM ARSE MONKEY SHIT ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS BATHING SUIT AREA TRANNY BIRD SHIT pen0r OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! COLGATE BOYCOTT VIACOM! HO JAP JACK OFF SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKSTAIN JACKASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER FASHION BUG SOD OFF SHIT I WILL END YOU! MAMA MIA SCUMBAG FUCK OFF BULLCRAP GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DUNE COON ASSCRACK TITWANK HITLER FUCKFACE FELCHMONKEY PORCH MONKEY PIG CRACKER SHITSLINGING HELL DAMMIT JACKASS SHIT SHIT RAT'S ASS RAPE DOG SHIT FUCKBAG GARBAGE DAY! CRAP BULLSHIT WANKER BOOBS FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ FELLATIO FIST FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BALL SACK DIPSHIT FUCKING KIKE BULLSHIT ASSFACE JAP ASSCRACK POTTYMOUTH GYPSY NECROPHILIA BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA [Insert swear here] GREASER MILF ORGASM FUCKFACE INJUN BIRD SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS INBRED ASSHAT PRICK CHIGGER FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE HO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK OFF ORGASM FUCK OFF TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS PICKANINNY CROTCH SCROTUM TITTIES URINE-GARGLING KAFFIR BITCH DEMOCRACY TESTICLE CHOKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN {{USERNAME}} O KURWA! PUSSY JACKASS BASTARD CHOAD MILF SHITFACE POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKFUCKFUCK BUNG-HOLE [expletive deleted] BUGFUCK PISS OFF RUSKIE OH SHI– MASTURBATION CONDOMS DIPSHIT FUCKING COCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACK OFF NIPPLES STEVE BALLMER NECROPHILIA NAZI WHITE POWER AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER PISSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER CUNT LET'S SHIT CUNT JAP HONKY SHIT POLACK GO HOME AND DIE NIGGER FUCK ASSFACE BOB SAGET FENCE JUMPER FRENCH TICKLER MICK CTHULHU FHTAGN WANK DICK SEMEN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSHAT FUCKTARD DOUCHING PUSSYLICKER SAND NIGGER TAMPONS DICKWAD WIENER FIST FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICK HADJI ANAL HAIL SATAN! FUCK STEVE BALLMER ASSFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOODPECKERSHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR WEHATEMARIO CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS DYKE FUCKTARD POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKER BRITNEY FUCK SUCK MY COCK TWAT CLUSTERFUCK HELLFUCKER BALLS ASS VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER SCUMBUCKET PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD RAGHEAD KRAUT AMERICA ONLINE DICKHEAD SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE PENIS ON A BUN INBRED HENTAI GOD DAMMIT DAMN SHITFACE STRAWBERRY ASS MICK DICK JACKASS TITS & DICKS FELCHING COLGATE RICK MORANIS DICKFACE suck my mothers BOLLOCKS BEAVER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SNUFF PORN VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBIES ASS INCEST THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS DILDO SOD OFF ASSWIPE FRED PHELPS BUGGER OFF DUNE COON BASTARD WANK FUCK WANK DAMN IT FASHION BUG JACK OFF NIGGER AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS JACK OFF FLOWERS ASSHOLE REDNECK DUMBASS POTTYMOUTH SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCUMBAG DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING WALRUS SHIT MOCKIE BLISTERING BARNACLES TOURETTE'S IS FUN JACKASS SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHEBAG STRAWBERRY ASS ASSFACE REBECCA BLACK TWAT FASHION BUG BITCH SHITBALLS SEX DIPSHIT BITCH CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSKIN BEANER BELLEND BUKKAKE INJUN PEDOPHILIA INBRED SHITCUNTING JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SUGARTITS JACK ABRAMOFF BULLSHIT DAMN GOOK EMO PENISBIRD SHITPISSER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD SHITE CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER POLAK ASSHOLE KRAUT COON CAMEL FUCKER QUEEF BASTARD QUEEF PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD SHITHEAD DOG SHIT TITMOUSE JOHNNY SHITCOCK THONG TASTER NIPPLES BLOWJOB FUCKER DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SUCK MY COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN KNOBJOCKEY BRITNEY SHIT CRAP FELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHAKOPEE FUCKING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WIENER SHITTY PENISFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY NIPPLES DOT HEAD BASTARD DAGO PISS SHITFUCKER PAGE BLANKING BOOBS DAMN DOUCHE CRACKER LENS CRAFTERS SHITSLINGING DAMNATION GYPSY CUNTYMINTS BEAVER RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK OFF BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS BOOBS DICK TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GREASER BUGFUCK RANDY TRAVIS ASSHAT POMMIE ASSCRACK TITTYWANK FUCK OFF PORCH MONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS FAG DAMN DONALD RUMSFELD ASS MICK SOD OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS CRAP ON A STICK ASSFACE suck my mothers BENCH PRESS ANAL DIABETES DARTH VADER ASSHAT CC PLZ WIENER BONER BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT DAMN BUKKAKE DOUCHE 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCKSMOKER BLUMPKIN NORTH KOREA BOOBIES ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BLUE PENIS! STEVE BALLMER FRIG GOD DAMN FUCK A DUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK OFF NAZI TIT SPRINKLES BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POLAK PORCH MONKEY RUSKIE CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKTARD COON DOUCHING CLIT suck my mothers MASTURBATION RAT'S ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS & DICKS STEVE BALLMER SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MARGARET THATCHER FUCKTARD FUCK INCEST DICKLICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

ARSE CHENEY HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! JERRY DOG SHIT FUCK YOU GRIS INBRED FLAMING ASS BADGER WOODPECKERSHIT ASSRAMMER PEARL NECKLACE TITMOUSE NAZI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MARCH OF FLAMES BUTT-HOLE HO JOHNNY SCROTUM DAMN IT NIGGER BULLSHIT FUCK A DUCK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CUNT FUCK OFF CLUSTERFUCK CUNTSWILLING CUNT BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN CUNT SHITBALLS GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER TITS GOATSE DONKEY PUNCHER ARSE DOODIE HEAD ASS [Insert yet another person's name here] DICKFACE EAT MY SHIT! ASSHAT ARSE WIKIPEDIA BIGNOSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTRAG FUCKTARD SUCK A BIG DICK DOG SHIT JAP SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD PUSSY Alcohol

2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BATHING SUIT AREA and with the HELLFIRE and his PISS OFF MY ASS of girraffes in which SNUFF PORN while reading about WANK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FLYING FUCK also


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