Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUNG-HOLE'WANK'DICK'WALRUS SHIT'FEMADOM'DICKFACE'FRITZ Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the PENIS talk page of this ASSFACE article for notes or discussion before FUCK A DUCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HORSE PENIS neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUGGER, sudden DOUCHE NAZI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COON or DICK CHICKEN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BENCH PRESS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BEANER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TRANNY television programs to address GOD DAMMIT Tourette's syndrome.

BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Tourette's is CLUSTERFUCK not to be O KURWA! confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HAIL SATAN! random SOD disorientation, culturally-MOCCASINS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JUMPING JESUS!!! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUKKAKE language, CLEVELAND STEAMER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HADJI POLACK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POLESMOKER souvenir shoppes and massive SHITCUNTING quantities FLAMING ASS BADGER of ANAL DIABETES TITWANK garbage.

Darnit.

A CUM Polite Note to the WIGGER Author:

The CHENEY Tourette's DICKHEAD Research Institute was SHITSLINGING founded to THONG TASTER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BENCH PRESS article COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and YOGHURT CANNON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOOBIES changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WEHATEMARIO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNTRAG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FRIG Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can SCUMBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the RICK MORANIS bad side of a terrible FRENCH TICKLER thing.
• The main DONKEY PUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BUTTFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLUSTERFUCK knee JACK OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BLOWJOB no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JAP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GREASER school for BUTT-HOLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage KRAUT sufferers to become MOCKIE manically depressed and PENISPENISPENIS!!! commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no ASSWIPE cure, and the DICKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHICKEN FRIES tics often have adverse WANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS perodol" which caused my entire BUTTFUCKER body to go BITCH numb and CHENEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKHEAD it is without the BRUSH MA TEETH drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFACE tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMNATION the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRAPFUCKER sorry for WILLY WONKA "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really LAKE TITICACA annoys me. I am working towards a SUGARTITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SAND NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RUSTY TROMBONE, and making fun of a TRANNY horrible disorder is (not) MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best ASSWIPE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FEWMETS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As KOREA LOVER Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. WEHATEMARIO Regards to Andrew POLACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The DIPSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can REDNECK punch him if you BULLSHIT want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TIT SPRINKLES saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PIG and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING A music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PENISBIRD BAND WITH 4 COCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITE HORSE! BUGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUGGER'S HOUSE

How ASS to BASTARD cure BUTT-HOLE the WIENER Tourette's LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK for BIG FOOT Tourette's PISS ARTIST Syndrome CHICKEN FRIES is FLYING RAT'S ASS following ASSFACE these ARSEBADGERS rules JIZZ in TACO order:

• 1: Avoid BULLSHIT immature CUNT little CHICKEN SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to BAD MOTHERFUCKER within TWISTY VAGINA 10 I WILL END YOU!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITFUCKER NIPPLES BOON nor PIGS MIGHT FLY talk,
• 4: Tell I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL yourself you DICKHEAD don't CUNT have MOLDY TITS this STRAWBERRY ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PRICK WITH NASTY REBECCA BLACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HORSE SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUGGER last straw BOOBS!

I fucking put MACACA' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF BUTTFUCKER THIS DICKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DONGSHOVER offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUNG-HOLE people who try DAMN to battle NECROPHILIA'ASSHAT that tight-ass ASS FASCIST 17-year-SHITFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CRAP ON A STICK it now, but someone said CRAPMUNCHER' CUM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST'CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUMBASS is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CAMEL JOCKEY Uncyclopedia, there are ORGASM articles LET'S SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BLUE PENIS! stuff. So FUCK that means FUCK stop getting mad at the RAT'S COCK first part too and TWISTY VAGINA talking about the BOOBIES letter that it's DICK mocking (what INBRED letter? I don't even know what SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian WOODPECKERSHIT hi self FELLATIO even made a really FUCK good point. "It's JUNGLE BUNNY nothing more BUTTFUCKER from a head nod to a GRIS knee tick". AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS. Which I'll add FAGGOT onto JENKEM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHE NAZI suffer that BAD MOTHERFUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FOUR-EYES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE hilarious. If you RAT'S ASS Want facts, go on CHINK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! be offended, don't read MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS the freaking MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE article anyway.

TITS DOG FUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHOLERA IS FUN! KRAUT NECROPHILIA TWAT SCUMBUCKET BUTTFUCKER FUCK

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKSUCKER RICK MORANIS FUCK FLYING FUCK SHITPISSER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNTSWILLING HELL GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE SPUNK BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS FUCK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT BOOBIES [expletive deleted] DAMN PUNANI WIENER BUNG-HOLE ANUSCAKE TITTIES SHITTY FUCKWIT FUCK YOU POOPOO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DONALD RUMSFELD GENITALIA BELGIUM BUKKAKE YOU WANKER SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK CRAP ON A STICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING FUCK PUSSYLICKER BUGGER OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT DAMMIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK INDIA HAS NUKES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMN FUCKFACE ASS LICKER COCKSHITTER BORDER HOPPER BOB SAGET STEVE BALLMER YOU WANKER QUEEF TAIWAN BITCH DAMN CHICKEN SHIT [EXPLETIVE] DAMN GUMDROPS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT O CANADA JACKASS FUCK SUCK MY COCK BUGFUCK NIGGER MALARKY HORSE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH CRACKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GOBSHITE FUCK KAFFIR CUNNILINGUS FAG DIMETHYL GLYCOL FUCK YOU DICKHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the POMMIE and his CARPET MUNCHER of girraffes in which YOU WANKER while reading about PISS ARTIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNNILINGUS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DONKEY DICK