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For those without PENIS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a NAZI article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMMIT neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS!, sudden FUCKING A m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MACACA or JAP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated EPIDIDYMIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKSTAIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BEAVER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HONKY BALL SACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOCCASINS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first KRAUT television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

DOT HEAD Tourette's is WANKER not to be DICKHEAD confused with BULLSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SPUNK random CRACKER disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HOSER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOOK language, WOODPECKERSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MONKEY SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MOTHERFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive BOOBS quantities SEX of ANAL DIABETES CHOAD KISSER garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMMIT Polite Note to the BULLSHIT Author:

The TITS Tourette's DAMN IT Research Institute was BITCH founded to NAZI.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GRUE RAPE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHENEY article FAGGOT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN IT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PIECE OF SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHEBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of PENIS Tourrette's sufferers BASTARD swear. You can [EXPLETIVE] blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DICKHEAD TV, for always focusing on the FLYING FUCK bad side of a terrible SHITFUCKER thing.
  • The main KIKE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GRINGO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PIECE OF SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITTIES knee BUGGER NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is TRANNY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTERFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for SHITSLINGING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become FEMADOM manically depressed and SPUNK commit FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE suicide.
  • There is no DILDO cure, and the FROG'S FAT ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHAKOPEE tics often have adverse SIGMUND FREUD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HITLER perodol" which caused my entire BIGNOSE body to go CRAP numb and WIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK OFF it is without the JACKASS SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a GIVING HEAD tourette syndrome POISON IN BABY FORMULA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKSUCKER the BEAVER public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BENSON SUCKS sorry for MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE "hi-jacking" your SUCK COCKS IN HELL! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like EXTRA LONG PENIS this that really RAT'S COCK annoys me. I am working towards a BALL SACK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSFACE, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) HO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your KIDDY FIDDLER time.

Best QUEEF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MELAMINE reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those FALUN GONG countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “DEMOCRACY” Wen

P.S. FUCKWIT Regards to Andrew IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The BRITNEY bastard who wrote this article. You can PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! punch him if you JAP want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MILF saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING A intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and SHITSKIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOAT DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DAMN BAND WITH 4 CHICKEN SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS!'S HOUSE

How HOSER to DOUCHETITS cure DUMBASS the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Tourette's NEOPETS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT for COCKSMOKER Tourette's ICE CREAM Syndrome POWERSHIT is TAMPONS following SPANK THE MONKEY these FLYING FUCK rules FROG'S FAT ASS in PRICK order:

  • 1: Avoid BORDER HOPPER immature DICK little MICK kids,
  • 2: Count to JACKASS within WANKSPLAT 10 POLACKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your JACKASS FUCK OFF BIGNOSE nor LET'S SHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell DOUCHEBAG yourself you GANGBANG don't FUCK OFF have FEMADOM this CUNT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITWANK WITH NASTY BONG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FENCE JUMPER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! last straw CAMEL FUCKER!

I fucking put ASSFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOATSE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS THIS COMMUNION WAFER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHRISTMAS TREES offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANK people who try KIKE to battle BLUMPKIN'BOOBIES that tight-ass SHITFUCKER 17-year-KIKE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BITCH it now, but someone said DAMN' GRIS YOU WANKER'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NEOPETS is a laughing FUCKWIT matter. Plus there MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PORCUPINE'S BALLS Uncyclopedia, there are POTTYMOUTH articles DUMBASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POLESMOKER stuff. So Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! that means SCUMBAG stop getting mad at the DUMBASS first part too and PISS UP MY ARSE talking about the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK letter that it's GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS mocking (what DIPSHIT letter? I don't even know what A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! the heck you're talking about). Adrian TWISTY VAGINA hi self DUNE COON even made a really FUCK NUGGET good point. "It's SHITFACE nothing more 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT from a head nod to a JIGGABOO knee tick". AUTOFELLATIO. Which I'll add GENITALIA onto WETBACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FAG suffer that JACKASS SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MONKEY SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CRAPMUNCHER be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHINK hilarious. If you CC PLZ Want facts, go on JIZZ Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITMOUSE be offended, don't read ASSFACE the freaking CRAP article anyway.

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PENIS FOREIGN CURRENCY VENEREAL DISEASE AMERICA ONLINE O CANADA LET'S SHIT KNOBJOCKEY PRICK ARSE BUDDHIST MONK FUCKING POOPY CUNTSWILLING HELL CROTCH TITS KIKE DIPSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE HORSE SHIT TITTYWANK CHUFF BOB SAGET BALLS LET'S SHIT TITS & DICKS DOUCHING MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMN WANKER WOP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FEWMETS RAT'S COCK HELL HATE HATE HAT JUNGLE BUNNY PAKI DAMN SHIT FUCKTARD SOD WIKIPEDIA CUNT FRITZ PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT MILF JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE SPANK THE MONKEY SHITTY HOT GRITS BASTARD CRAP ON A STICK DILDO BOOBS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFACE CHAV BALL SACK DICKLICK CUNT CRAPPER MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKING A HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK PUSSY DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PENIS CRACKER COMMUNIST DILDO FALSE BENSON JACKASS JERK OFF CUM CUM AMERICA ONLINE RECTUM RAIDER PISS OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BITCH CUNT HELL HO DICKWAD GENITALIA I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY CHICKEN SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WOP ASSFACE CUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITFUCKER QUEEF BITCH ASSHAT FIST FUCK ASS HEIL HITLER! CLIT TOSSER FUCKBAG SHITFUCKER TUBA SPANK THE MONKEY AY-AY-AY FUCKFACE FUCKER WANKSPLAT ASSWIPE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHAV KRAUT BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GENITALIA INBRED SMEG JOHNNY REBECCA BLACK FAG suck my mothers ASSHAT SEMEN ASSCRACK RAPE SEX THONG TASTER I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BULLSHIT DICKHEAD DICKFACE THONG TASTER CRAPPY STEVE BALLMER ANAL RAPE CLUSTERFUCK WIENER WIGGER NAZI MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LOLCAT GIVING HEAD O CANADA INCEST EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG PISS FUCKWIT DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITHEAD ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ASSHAT SCUMBAG FROG SEX SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMN BONG BITCH ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE LENS CRAFTERS POOPY OLD CHRIST OF A SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT NORTH KOREA JACK OFF SHITFACE WIKIPEDIA MOLDY TITS SHITTY FIRECROTCH PUSSYLICKER HELL CUNT CARPET MUNCHER JIZZ CLIT COON BASTARD FUCKSTAIN JACKASS FRIG SHITBALLS HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FELCHING ARSE ASS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE PISS ARTIST TWAT BIBLE BASHER PENISFUCK IN SACREMENT MOLDY TITS CLUSTERFUCK BULLCRAP BOOBS SAND NIGGER CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE DAMN IT HELLFUCKER ARSE DIRTY SANCHEZ 30 CASES OF PICKLES HAIL SATAN! DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK SHIT ARSE CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD FUCK PORCH MONKEY WIKIPEDIA DIPSHIT CHAV GYPSY TOWELHEAD NIGGER MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE ASS NIGNOG FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHOLE HONKY DICKHEAD PENISBIRD WIKIPEDIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JIZZ SON OF A BITCH DOODIE HEAD YOU WANKER INBRED ASS BEANER SCUMBUCKET CLUSTERFUCK HORSE PENIS SHITFUCKER GYPSY SAMUEL L. JACKSON HITLER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PIGFUCKER FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT TITWANK pen0r FUCKFACE ASSHAT BITCH DIPSHIT JIZZ JACKASS JACKASS DICK IN A BOX HELL ASS GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SPIC HENTAI AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER BULLCRAP DAGO PENIS WANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES FEWMETS ASSHAT POO POO BLOWJOB MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK AY-AY-AY DAMMIT D'OH DIPSHIT PISSHOLE FROG WOODPECKERSHIT HENTAI NECROPHILIA INBRED SNUFF PORN BOOBS RAGHEAD HELL GOD DAMN CUNT FLAMEVIPER I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT BANGKOK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANKER PUSSY FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA SCUMBAG [expletive deleted] ASSFACE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? LICK PUSSY O CANADA SALISBURY WIKIPEDIA TIT DIRT PISS MAMA MIA SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK POTTYMOUTH LENS CRAFTERS DOT HEAD RAPE BALLS KIDDY FIDDLER DAMN IT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD SHITSKIN WANK BELGIUM EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TURD ASSFACE SHITPISSER ANUSCAKE WIKIPEDIA TOSSER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NECROPHILIA DUNE COON WIENER CUNTRAG ROSIE O'DONNELL RAT'S COCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NIGGER TITS DOUCHING BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BALLS CROTCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCKING A BOON GOD DAMMIT HENTAI NIPPLES JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING FUCKBAG MALL SANTA THERE IS A CABAL COCKSUCKER ASS CHRISTHUMPER KAFFIR NIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKWIT SHUT UP, MEG! CHIGGER JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING CUNT FUCKING HELL DOT HEAD YOU WANKER CUNT GOD DAMMIT CUNT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POTTYMOUTH JESSE McCARTNEY NIPPLES ARSEBADGERS HELL SOD CUNTBUCKET JOHNNY WANK BIGNOSE TITTIES FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS AUTOFELLATIO POLAK WIGGER SOD CUNT SHITHEAD FUCK TWAT CUM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKTARD GOBSHITE BORDER HOPPER NIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HELL BASTARD TOWELHEAD PRICK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK FUCKFACE JAP POLESMOKER MONKEY SHIT FRIG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMN FUCKFACE GOBSHITE CLUSTERFUCK PEDOPHILIA CRACKER Alcohol

  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKHEAD and with the BORDER HOPPER and his CUNT of girraffes in which TACO while reading about FUCKSTAIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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