Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without ASSCRACK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder FRIG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid YOGHURT CANNON, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JERRY or FUCK YOU vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONKEY SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SEX by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIGNOG RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FLYING RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially BIRD IN THE HOUSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP television programs to address SHITFACE Tourette's syndrome.

NAZI Tourette's is BITCH not to be CUNT confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JERK OFF random BULLSHIT disorientation, culturally-POTTYMOUTH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YOU WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TRANNY language, THIS IS A RARE SWEAR and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PEDOPHILIA FLAMING ASS BADGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING FUCKFUCKER quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES BALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the PEEPEE Author:

The AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's TWO-INCH PENIS Research Institute was CRACKER founded to HELLFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FOUR-EYES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KIDDY FIDDLER article POWERSHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MASTURBATION I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ANAL DIABETES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKBAG Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of ASS LICKER Tourrette's sufferers RAGHEAD swear. You can EXTRA LONG PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITTY TV, for always focusing on the RUSTY TROMBONE bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
The main TWAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLYING FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INJUN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ANAL knee I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes QUEEF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUM school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAPPY sufferers to become TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit YOUR MOM suicide.
There is no TITTIES cure, and the DILDO drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUGFUCK tics often have adverse PUNANI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING body to go FUCK numb and WEHATEMARIO basically made it NIGGA! worse than HENTAI it is without the PENIS drug.

I am an active member of a PIXIES tourette syndrome SUCK A BIG DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICK the WIENER public view of Tourettes as a "HORSE SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EPIDIDYMIS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BONER sorry for SHITSLINGING "hi-jacking" your BASEBALL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRIG this that really JACKASS SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ANAL article. Remember, everything here is meant to be [expletive deleted], and making fun of a GREASER horrible disorder is (not) KIKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best BUKKAKE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are KENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries TIANENMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. BATHING SUIT AREA Regards to Andrew BENCH PRESS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The DICKFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you COON want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with MUGABE HAS AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the [EXPLETIVE] saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BELGIUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine YOGHURT CANNON Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUGGER OFF and FUCKING A playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSHOLE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIGGER BAND WITH 4 DOODIE HEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DIRTY SANCHEZ HORSE! YOGHURT CANNON IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO YOGHURT CANNON'S HOUSE

How LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT to SHITTY cure SUITCASE PENIS the FUCK YOU Tourette's PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CTHULHU FHTAGN for BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's WIKIPEDIA Syndrome LOGJAMMER is SHIT following DESU these SEMPRINI rules HORSE SHIT in HONKY order:

1: Avoid SHIT immature DAMN IT little SHITSKIN kids,
2: Count to HELL within O CANADA 10 CAPTAIN CRUNCHseconds,
3: Do not open your FAGGOT GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK YOU nor ASSHOLE talk,
4: Tell SLOPE yourself you ASS don't FOUR-EYES have FUCKING A this 666 disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JIZZ WITH NASTY SIGMUND FREUD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the YOGHURT CANNON last straw JOHNNY!

I fucking put TUBA' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUGGER OFF the TOP OF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! THIS FRIG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JUSTIN BIEBER offensive. TESTICLE CHOKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try JACKASS to battle JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST'SUCK A BIG DICK that tight-ass FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK 17-year-SHITFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITE it now, but someone said HAIL SATAN!' BANGKOK PISS OFF MY ASS'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISSHOLE is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there FUCK OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CAMEL FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are PUSSY articles BALL SACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSWIPE stuff. So PENIS ON A STICK that means BIRD SHIT stop getting mad at the SHITE first part too and QUEEF talking about the SCUMBUCKET letter that it's SAMUEL L. JACKSON mocking (what LAKE TITICACA letter? I don't even know what BUTTFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FAG hi self FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD even made a really TIT SPRINKLES good point. "It's LOGJAMMER nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a DAMN IT knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK onto PISS OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YOU WANKER suffer that SUCK COCKS IN HELL! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD be, because if I were a FLYING FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSY hilarious. If you GANGBANG Want facts, go on 666 Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITWANK be offended, don't read BEAVER the freaking MOTHERFUCKER article anyway.

BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE JUMPING JESUS!!! JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK YOU THONG TASTER ARSE

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I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JOHNNY FUCKTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK EMO BASTARD BUGFUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH MASTURBATION FUCKFACE HOT GRITS SHITSLINGING TWAT BASTARD BONER SCROTUM VAGINA SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITCOCK ASSHAT TITWANK ASSWIPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK AMERICA ONLINE BOLLOCKS MICK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING A ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER SMEG I AM CORNHOLIO! DARTH VADER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA INBRED BELLEND BRITNEY CUNT HADJI CHRISTMAS TREES SHITTY DAMN ASS SHITBALLS SUITCASE PENIS FRENCH TICKLER FUCK NUGGET SHITFACE ASSHOLE FROG BRUSH MA TEETH CHAV DICKHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! YID RAT'S COCK FUCKER LIMEY DIPSHIT GOD DAMN CUNT CRAPPER DIRTY SANCHEZ GO HOME AND DIE RECTUM RAIDER PISS I WILL KILL YOU! ASSCRACK FUCK MONKEY BALLS JERK OFF FUCK OFF TACO CHRISTHUMPER WILLY WONKA BUGGER OFF CLEMEN RAT'S ASS BITCH SEMEN ASSCRACK HELLFIRE DICKWAD DAMN BITCH SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COLGATE SUCK A BIG DICK MOCKIE POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS DAMN FUCKTARD VAGINA CHINK FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH PISS UP MY ARSE CARPET MUNCHER POMMIE CHOAD RAT'S ASS TURD BASTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK DOUCHETITS PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER EAT MY SHIT! BITCH SAND NIGGER CUNT BITCH BEANER BALL SACK BUGFUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG GENITALIA JACKASS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BONER ANAL TITTIES FRAK CHUFF SHITHEAD BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING CHOLERA IS FUN! WOODPECKERSHIT SHITSLINGING SHITE RHODESIA DIPSHIT FUCKER GANGBANG FUCK A DUCK FUCKTARD POLAK FELLATIO PENIS DIPSHIT ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO BENCH PRESS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKFACE RAPE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK HELL ALF PULL THE STRING! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSWIPE and with the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS and his JENKEM of girraffes in which HELL while reading about FUCKING FUCKFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also


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