Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'PUSSY'GOBSHITE'MOTHERFUCKER'HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS'CUNT'JERK OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a LET'S SHIT look at the GREASER talk page of this YOU WANKER article for notes or discussion before DAGO editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TWAT, sudden FAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AY-AY-AY or RAT'S COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKWIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I RAPE WALRUSES! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GRIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAPMUNCHER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITCOCK PENIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BALL SACK utterFUCKance of socially TOWELHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT television programs to address CHIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

BORDER HOPPER Tourette's is CUNT not to be MOTHERFUCKER confused with COON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SCUMBAG random 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT disorientation, culturally-BANGKOK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local suck my mothers language, SHITCOCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PIGFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive BUGGER quantities MOCKIE of ANAL DIABETES GOOK garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMMIT Polite Note to the FUCKHEAD Author:

The MONKEY BALLS Tourette's ASSHAT Research Institute was DONKEY DICK founded to DOUCHETITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GIVING HEAD article SEX funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WOP changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOB SAGET.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BLUMPKIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICKLICK Tourrette's sufferers RAT'S COCK swear. You can HENTAI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the WALRUS SHIT bad side of a terrible DIPSHIT thing.
• The main I'LL RAPE YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOTHERFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHIT knee TITTYWANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHINK school for PROXY SITES something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JIGGABOO sufferers to become DOG SHIT manically depressed and BIGNOSE commit GOD DAMMIT suicide.
• There is no SHIT OUT OF MY DICK cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the DYKE tics often have adverse MASTURBATION side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALL SACK perodol" which caused my entire BASTARD body to go SHITFACE numb and NEGRO basically made it NIGGA! worse than MOLDY TITS it is without the NEOPETS drug.

I am an active member of a ASSFACE tourette syndrome FUCKING A association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HOLY DUMB FUCK the MOCKIE public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHEBAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ARTIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for SCUMBAG "hi-jacking" your RAT'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really MOSES annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ARFENHOUSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COMMUNIST DILDO, and making fun of a DICKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) HELLFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSFACE time.

Best POOPY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHOAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. CHINK Regards to Andrew CUNTRAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The TIMBER NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can HATE HATE HAT punch him if you PISSHOLE want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the EMO saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TWAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSWIPE and DICK TITS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CLIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) [expletive deleted] BAND WITH 4 SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHOLE HORSE! TWAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TWAT'S HOUSE

How OSTRICH MY ASS to CLUSTERFUCK cure FELLATIO the CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's WIKIPEDIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FAG for NAZI Tourette's O KURWA! Syndrome FUCK is BIRD IN THE HOUSE following COCK these JACK OFF rules SHITFUCKER in ASSWIPE order:

• 1: Avoid MALARKY immature YOUR MOM little TACO kids,
• 2: Count to ARSEBADGERS within FAGGOT 10 FUCKSTAINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSRAPING MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKSUCKER nor TWO-INCH PENIS talk,
• 4: Tell MONKEY SHIT yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't CUNT have FUCK this FUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YID WITH NASTY DAMN IT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITHEAD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TWAT last straw BLOWJOB!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FLYING RAT'S ASS the TOP OF CUM THIS CUNTRAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be REBECCA BLACK offensive. JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BASTARD people who try CUNT to battle MARGARET THATCHER'PISS OFF that tight-ass PUSSYLICKER 17-year-CLEMEN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKLICK it now, but someone said FLYING FUCK' OH SHI– CHINK'SON OF A BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PORCH MONKEY is a laughing FAG matter. Plus there DOM DeLUISE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are PUSSYLICKER articles CLUSTERFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WHORE stuff. So FUCKWIT that means REDSKIN stop getting mad at the FUCKWIT first part too and ARSE talking about the BRUSH MA TEETH letter that it's CRACKER mocking (what COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK letter? I don't even know what FUCK YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? hi self BEANER even made a really RAT'S ASS good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS from a head nod to a GO HOME AND DIE knee tick". SHITCOCK. Which I'll add NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BOOBIES suffer that SIGMUND FREUD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOUCHE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FELCHMONKEY hilarious. If you BASTARD Want facts, go on IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHAT be offended, don't read CUM the freaking WALRUS SHIT article anyway.

DOUCHEBAG CARPET MUNCHER PUNANI BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKTARD YOU WANKER ASSWIPE

DICK FROG ASS LICKER JACKASS FEWMETS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD ASS PUNANI WETBACK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIGGER TENTACLE RAPE SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD HORSE PENIS FUCKWIT VAGINA FUCK DOG SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS PUSSY DAMN IT ASSHAT NEOPETS ASSHOLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT TITMOUSE SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK YOU FRENCH TICKLER PROTESTS BUKKAKE BASTARD OH SHI– MOCKIE ASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PENIS ON A BUN CLEMEN JAP SMEG FUCKWIT ASSHAT KIKE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MONKEY SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FAGGOT STEVE BALLMER RAGHEAD TWAT YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN ARSE HOLY DUMB FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK MASTURBATION ASS FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD MICK NAZI GOD DAMMIT TWAT DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT DAMMIT EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUM PENIS BONER DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE SHITFUCKER DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKHEAD SPUNK ASSWIPE YOU WANKER COCK SHITSLINGING WANK BUTT PIRATE JERRY ARSE POMMIE HONKY BLOWJOB GOOK EAT MY SHIT! POOPOO CUNT BUTT-HEAD ASS I'LL RAPE YOU JACK OFF PISS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHINK PISS TUBA FUCKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MASTURBATION WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SLOPE WIENER SHITTY CUNT JACKASS FAGGOT DOUCHE NAZI DAMNED TABERNACLE BOON CAMEL JOCKEY BANGKOK PISS DICK CHICKEN FUCK CLIT MILF NIGGER TITS FUCK WANK TITTIES QUEEF HELLFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO HELL REDSKIN CLIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JACKASS CROTCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK WINDOWS VISTA BULLSHIT PEEPEE COCKSUCKER FUCKTARD BEAVER FUCKTARD FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHAV DICK TITS CROTCH JERK OFF JACKASS SHITCOCK SUCK MY DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT HITLER NIGGER DAGO RAT'S COCK SEMEN DIPSHIT BALLS [expletive deleted] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TENTACLE RAPE BUGGER OFF TITMOUSE RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK FAGGOT GRAPE PENIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFUCKER DOT HEAD BORDER HOPPER BULLSHIT SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK POMMIE GENITALIA BALLS ASSFACE [expletive deleted] TITWANK GREASER BOLLOCKS SHITSLINGING AMERICA'S GREAT! O CANADA FRIG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FAGGOT GIVING HEAD POMMIE SCROTUM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITFACE KNOBJOCKEY HUMAN RIGHTS ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST CHENEY TITS NAZI FUCKFACE ASSWIPE FUCKER FLYING FUCK JACK OFF REDSKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE EPIDIDYMIS BUGGER OFF BITCH SHIT SPUNK DILDO FROG'S FAT ASS RUSKIE WANK SHIT ASS CHRISTHUMPER AUTOFELLATIO SHITE FAG WANKER DAMN KRAUT DEVELOPERS! WANK PEDOPHILIA BIRD SHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE NICARAGUA FUCK SHIT POMMIE MICK DONGSHOVER ART METAL PRODUCTS HUMAN RIGHTS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME KIKE GOD DAMMIT CHOAD KISSER HOSER I'LL RAPE YOU WIENER MASTICATION FOR THE NATION GOOK ARFENHOUSE CONSENSUS ORGASM GOD DAMMIT FUCK FELCHING CUNT RAPE HELL FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES EAT MY SHIT! AAAAAAAAA! DAMMIT CONDOMS ASSHOLE YOGHURT CANNON 30 CASES OF PICKLES JAP BITCH PISSHOLE SMEG PISS OFF SHIT DAMMIT DOM DeLUISE POLAK JIGGABOO CAUCASIANS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP TAMPONS GANGBANG MASTURBATION MOTHERFUCKER AY-AY-AY ANUSCAKE CHOAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PRICK SHITCOCK DICK IN A BOX SHIT DAMN POLACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA PISS OFF YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS TACO TITTYWANK 30 CASES OF PICKLES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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INCEST YID PORCUPINE'S BALLS BELGIUM DOUCHE PORCH MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER DICK HOT GRITS SNUFF PORN MICK JACK OFF INBRED PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA PISSHOLE BITCH CHOAD GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH DAMN BITCH FUCKING A NI POMMIE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BUGGER BOOBIES TAMPONS I WILL END YOU! lowercase COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITFUCKER GRINGO TWISTY VAGINA HORSE SHIT SON OF A BITCH HELL EMO DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTIES SPIC SPIC BOOBIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SON OF A BITCH NEOPETS CRAPMUNCHER PENISBIRD DOUCHETITS MACACA ASS SUITCASE PENIS I AM CORNHOLIO! DOT HEAD JACKASS I WILL KILL YOU! ORGASM BANGKOK THONG TASTER FELCHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKSUCKER SHITCOCK CRACKER SEMEN DUMBASS DICKLICK CUM DARTH VADER INCEST BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PORCH MONKEY DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK ABO SCROTUM SHIT SHITFUCKER GIVING HEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN FUCKER GOBSHITE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIGGER CONDOMS FUCKWIT ALEX TREBEK ANAL DOUCHING ASSHOLE BENCH PRESS YID FUCKWIT DYKE WANK HELLFIRE MONKEY'S UNCLE PORCH MONKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JERK OFF FRIG FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DOUCHING CHRISTHUMPER HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD BEAVER SHITTY NIGNOG ASS CRAP DOUCHING SON OF A BITCH HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! RAT'S ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY NI SHITHEAD WIENER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO MOLDY TITS ALF RANDY TRAVIS TITS & DICKS LET'S SHIT SHIT ASSFACE FLYING FUCK TWAT FUCK GENITALIA OSTRICH MY ASS BOLLOCKS CUNT AUTOFELLATIO SACRAMENTO FUCKER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN CUNT PUSSY CHIGGER PIGFUCKER JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING JUNGLE BUNNY GANGBANG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKER JENKEM ASSHOLE BIRD SHIT PUSSYLICKER BOOBS CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIGGER TITS EAT MY SHIT! PAKI BELGIUM BUKKAKE FUCKING JUMP! SHITE FUCK OFF HITLER MOLDY TITS HOT GRITS CUM CUNT CRAPPER DILDO SAMUEL L. JACKSON LAKE TITICACA WIENER KRAUT I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND MOCCASINS MOCKIE QUEEF CUNT DICKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER SHITSKIN WOP BLOWJOB DICKHEAD ASSCRACK BLOWJOB I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DICKFACE RAGHEAD SHITPISSER PIG LET'S SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS POMMIE PIGFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER BELGIUM I WILL END YOU! SCUMBAG POMMIE HELL LAKE TITICACA FEWMETS CUNTRAG TITTYWANK PEDOPHILIA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PUSSY TITS SHIT DICKWAD DOT HEAD FENCE JUMPER PISSHOLE SCUMBAG HADJI GOD DAMMIT PEEPEE SCUMBAG SCUMBAG BASTARD GOD DAMN TITWANK GOD DAMN RICK MORANIS SHITFUCKER FUCKING PRICK SHAKOPEE YUKY DOODY DICKHEAD FUCKTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS PRICK FUCKING BASTARD ASS PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST DAMNATION WANKER GOAT DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK BATHING SUIT AREA RAPE BOOBIES CLUSTERFUCK JOHNNY O CANADA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EPIDIDYMIS BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PUSSYLICKER SON OF A BITCH RAPE SHITFACE NORTH KOREA PIECE OF SHIT CAMEL FUCKER NIGNOG BIRD IN THE HOUSE NIGGER WOP AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO YOU WANKER BULLSHIT WANK SLOPE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS 666 JOHNNY KNOBJOCKEY TRANNY DARTH VADER CHICKEN SHIT PIGFUCKER HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN ASSHAT DAMN DAMN IT GRAPE PENIS TWAT GARBAGE DAY! WANKSPLAT BOOBS POMMIE VAGINA CRAPFUCKER CRAP MALARKY WHORE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKTARD DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT BOB SAGET SHITE BOOBS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I WILL END YOU! JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS DEVELOPERS! DUMBASS PISSHOLE BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH PUSSY FUCKING TOSSER FOUR-EYES SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST CUNT SUCK MY COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! PEEPEE HIGH WAGES DYKE SHITE JACK OFF PUSSYLICKER SPIC WINDOWS VISTA RUSTY TROMBONE CONDOMS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING A SCRATCH! GROUNDER! THONG TASTER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT SPUNK FELLATIO HORSE SHIT DICKHEAD PISS TWAT CUM DARTH VADER MOZILLA FIREFOX FAG SHIT YOU WANKER PENIS ON A STICK JACKASS JACKASS CLIT PAKI TIT SPRINKLES TITS CRAP PEDOPHILIA GENITALIA SOD BUKKAKE RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFACE PISSHOLE NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE HELLFUCKER BELGIUM TITS BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS TITS FUCK YOU HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DICK NAZI URINE-GARGLING GOD DAMN NAZI YOU WANKER QUEEF WIGGER INBRED INBRED FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT QUEEF GENITALIA PISSHOLE WANK COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER DAMN CUNT ASSHAT YOU WANKER YOU WANKER POLAK QUEEF NIGGER URINE-GARGLING POMMIE TITMOUSE FUCKFACE BULLCRAP JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK CHOAD HITLER MOCKIE SHITE WANKSPLAT NICARAGUA ASSBANDIT CHINK I'LL RAPE YOU WANK SEX DEVELOPERS! PISS RAT'S COCK COCKSMOKER BUTTFUCKER CC PLZ SHOOP DA WHOOP BLUMPKIN DAMN GOD DAMN ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER BLOWJOB FOUR-EYES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKER WANK BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOUCHING NIGGER EARS OF CHRIST FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER KRAUT DICKHEAD VAGINA CUNTSWILLING DOUCHE NAZI LONGCAT IS LONG GANGBANG ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS ARTIST GOOK CC PLZ MALARKY DELICIOUS CAKE SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER FRIG ASS TRANNY BUTTFUCKER BONG COON TWAT BALLS INJUN MARCH OF FLAMES PISS COMMUNIST DILDO CRACKER DOUCHE NAZI BITCH RAPE FOREIGN CURRENCY FELLATIO WILLY WONKA CRACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL TOTAL BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DICK CHICKEN P'KANG ASS DONKEY DICK BUGFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITCOCK NIPPLES HO TACO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKFACE FRAK CRAP FRIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITE DILDO SHIT WALRUS SHIT HELL JAP FUCKHEAD CRAPFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE BANGKOK INCEST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLUSTERFUCK HELL WANK MASTURBATION I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! KRAUT MAMA MIA PISS OFF MY ASS TITS TRANNY SHITE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! AUTOFELLATIO COCKSHITTER HOLY DUMB FUCK INBRED GANGBANG FUCK OFF BULLSHIT ORGASM HOLY DUMB FUCK KNOBJOCKEY SMEG CARPET MUNCHER JUSTIN BIEBER CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS ASS FUCKING MASTURBATION EMO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSHOLE DIPSHIT JACKASS SHIT YOU WANKER PIGFUCKER ASS ASSHAT MAMA MIA DOG FUCKER SUCK MY DICK DICKWAD FRIG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK NUGGET JIGGABOO DICK TITS TWISTY VAGINA DAMN PORCH MONKEY DAMN IT SCUMBAG DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS ON A STICK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER REDNECK FUCK YOU CONDOMS SHITCOCK CUNT CRAPPER GRINGO FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY MOLDY TITS SON OF A BITCH FUCKING SHIT PUNANI WALRUS SHIT TITWANK SEX COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HO HELLFIRE FIST FUCK ASSHOLE DOODIE HEAD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER AUTOFELLATIO FRIG SHITFUCKER BUGFUCK SHIT SHITBALLS I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS KIKE SHIT WANK FUCK FUCK BEANER BOB SAGET MOCKIE NECROPHILIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMN FUCKING A COON JERRY VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT ASSHAT SHIT BUTT PIRATE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MOLDY TITS CHAV PENIS PENIS ON A STICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUGGER OFF POOPOO JIGGABOO GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS BELGIUM JOHNNY DAMN IT A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! KIKE SHITSLINGING NIPPLES SHIT JACKASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELLFIRE ASS TOSSER DOUCHING CUNTSWILLING SEMEN PUSSY COCK NAZI JOHNNY FUCK YOU SHITCOCK SHITTY SUITCASE PENIS suck my mothers FRIG FUCK YOU FROG SHITCOCK YOU ASSCRACK NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT CUNT HELL FUCKING PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS FELCHING DICKHEAD SHITTY PENIS DAMN SHITSLINGING MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSWIPE JESSE McCARTNEY DARTH VADER CUNT PRICK GIVING HEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SONNY BILL WILLIAMS and with the DICKLICK and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about CANNED QUOTE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHAT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NEOPETS