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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or I WILL END YOU! neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DUMBASS, sudden BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITTIES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SON OF A BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SAMUEL L. JACKSON include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS FASCIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PIG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TIT SPRINKLES utterFUCKance of socially CHICKEN FRIES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLSHIT television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is FLYING RAT'S ASS not to be BEAVER confused with CUM Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSCRACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BITCH random BUGFUCK disorientation, culturally-PIECE OF SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YID outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, RAGHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VAGINA TAMPONS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK OFF souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities SCUMBAG of ANAL DIABETES BUNG-HOLE garbage.

Darnit.

A LOGJAMMER Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Research Institute was TOWELHEAD founded to CHIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAGO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PANCHEN LAMA article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAMEL FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HONKY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NEGRO Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SPUNK Tourrette's sufferers ASS swear. You can REBECCA BLACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHICKEN SHIT TV, for always focusing on the WOODPECKERSHIT bad side of a terrible SIGMUND FREUD thing.
  • The main NECROPHILIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BAD MOTHERFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAMEL JOCKEY knee FUCKWIT NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is PENISFUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALLS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SIGMUND FREUD school for suck my mothers something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GYPSY sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and BEANER commit ART METAL PRODUCTS suicide.
  • There is no ASSWIPE cure, and the FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the KAFFIR tics often have adverse [expletive deleted] side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JENKEM perodol" which caused my entire FUCKWIT body to go PISS ARTIST numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than FIST FUCK it is without the JERK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHEBAG tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SAND NIGGER the LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PEARL NECKLACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKING BASEBALL sorry for FUCK NUGGET "hi-jacking" your TAMPONS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS ARTIST this that really [expletive deleted] annoys me. I am working towards a TITS & DICKS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOCKIE, and making fun of a IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD horrible disorder is (not) JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSFACE time.

Best FROG'S FAT ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YUKY DOODY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries CULT OF THE DEAD COW leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. WARNER MUSIC GROUP Regards to Andrew FUCKWIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The ANAL bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMN saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my FUCK OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DUMBASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GOD DAMMIT and FUCKING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGFUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SACRAMENTO BAND WITH 4 FUCK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HORSE! DUMBASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DUMBASS'S HOUSE

How BULLSHIT to PISS OFF cure ASS the NIGNOG Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FROG'S FAT ASS for MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's WIGGER Syndrome P'KANG is BOOBS following FUCKBAG these KRAUT rules BALLS in HELL order:

  • 1: Avoid TWAT immature FUCK A DUCK little AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI kids,
  • 2: Count to BASKETBALL HOOP within HELL 10 PISS ARTISTseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your TACO TITTIES GOD BLESS AMERICA nor MARGARET THATCHER talk,
  • 4: Tell SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE yourself you BASTARD don't WANK have INJUN this SUGARTITS disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PEARL NECKLACE WITH NASTY FUCKING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JAP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DUMBASS last straw BITCH!

I fucking put FUCKING' my comment at the TOP OF THE NAZI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JESUS FUCKING CHRIST the TOP OF JERK OFF THIS FUCK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. BRITNEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE people who try HELL to battle AY-AY-AY'CHICKEN FRIES that tight-ass EMO 17-year-ASSWIPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAMPON IN MY ASS it now, but someone said DOODIE HEAD' BOOBIES PENIS ON A STICK'SUCK COCKS IN HELL! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PORCUPINE'S BALLS is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there TOTAL was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK OFF Uncyclopedia, there are D'OH articles CARPET MUNCHER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching NORTH KOREA stuff. So NECROPHILIA that means SONNY BILL WILLIAMS stop getting mad at the BELGIUM first part too and TAMPONS talking about the WHORE letter that it's CHING CHONG CHINK mocking (what CUNNILINGUS letter? I don't even know what SEX the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKFACE hi self BAD MOTHERFUCKER even made a really CRAPPY good point. "It's TAMPONS nothing more HELL from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto DUMBASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that DOUCHEBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JOHNNY be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BASTARD hilarious. If you FUCK YOU Want facts, go on ARSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASS be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking JACKASS article anyway.

BOOBS REDSKIN PEARL NECKLACE SHITTY CONDOMS PISS ARTIST WIGGER CRACKER HELL DUMBASS

CONDOMS CHAV KAFFIR WANK GOBSHITE CARPET MUNCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POLACK O KURWA! RICK MORANIS HEIL HITLER! GOAT DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS FENCE JUMPER BIRD IN THE HOUSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS DYKE WIKIPEDIA CHUFF TOWELHEAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS GOD DAMN TUBA PEDOPHILIA CUNT CRAPPER BUGGER OFF LET'S SHIT DOUCHE NAZI TITWANK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JESSE McCARTNEY CUNT FUCK A DUCK ARSE HELLFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JIZZ CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTING ASSCRACK FAGGOT SMEG SHITFUCKER NORTH KOREA SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD ASSHAT ORGASM SEMEN BLISTERING BARNACLES LOGJAMMER RAT'S COCK BENSON SUCKS MACACA SHIT SHITE FUCKING I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCK OFF DAMNATION RAT'S COCK JACKASS FUCKTARD BASTARD FUCK GOD DAMN BIBLE BASHER BULLSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT RAT'S COCK CHUFF ASSFACE [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE JACKASS SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX POMMIE BUGGER OFF JUSTIN BIEBER DARTH VADER FUCKBAG SLOPE PISS OFF POTTYMOUTH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIENER GOATSE TAFFY ASSHAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CUNTBUCKET CROTCH CHUFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT PISS ARTIST PEEPEE NEGRO GOD DAMN CHUFF DAMN CHOAD PEARL NECKLACE WANK WANK SPIC SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKWIT ANAL DIABETES DAMN BASTARD COCKSHITTER SCROTUM SMEG PIG WHITE PEOPLE FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD ASS IN SACREMENT SUCK MY DICK DOT HEAD MASTURBATION DOM DeLUISE FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKSTAIN EPIDIDYMIS COCK TAMPONS BUKKAKE DIPSHIT CUNTYMINTS DIPSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER CRAPPY HAIL SATAN! NIPPLES TWAT SHITSKIN FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING BALL SACK CRAPPY GOOK ORGASM BRUSH MA TEETH GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GENITALIA INBRED CLUSTERFUCK FUCK YOU DUNE COON COCKSHITTER DUMBASS PISS UP MY ARSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POMMIE PISS DAMN ASSWIPE LIMEY DOG SHIT CLEMEN PISS UP MY ARSE NIPPLES TITTYWANK BALL SACK BITCH BUGFUCK EAT MY SHIT! COON FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKGOBLIN MONKEY BALLS FLAMING ASS BADGER I WILL END YOU! CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITS & DICKS GYPSY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CHAV SCROTUM FUCK OFF SIGMUND FREUD CAMEL FUCKER SEMEN TWAT CUM PISS SOD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PISS OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WIENER GOOK SHITSLINGING MOCCASINS SEMEN GYPSY FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING FUCKWIT PUSSYLICKER RAT'S ASS TWAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH ASS DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POOPY WANKSPLAT TWAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK NUGGET IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BULLSHIT LET'S SHIT TOWELHEAD EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISSHOLE JIZZ SHITE JERRY PIG PIG BELGIUM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUTTFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH FUCK OFF ASS LICKER NAZI WANK FUCK GO HOME AND DIE RECTUM RAIDER WANK ALF COCKSTUFFER SHITSLINGING GRIS ASSWIPE NICARAGUA COCK YOU WANKER JACKASS MARCH OF FLAMES SHITTY BEAVER JAP GOD DAMMIT ASS FLYING FUCK SHITE MICK FUCKER POLESMOKER SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS HELL GOATSE ASS MILF DIPSHIT DICKHEAD SHITE COCKGOBLIN JACK ABRAMOFF SEX FUCK SEMEN FUCKFACE BIGNOSE NIGGER ASS VAGINA FUCK YOU DAMMIT MOLDY TITS SEMEN INJUN GOD DAMMIT POOPY TOSSER DAMN RAPE TITS BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA WANK FUCK OFF BASTARD BEAVER GANGBANG CHOAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE O KURWA! FUCKING A YOUR MOM INJUN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SUITCASE PENIS CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING PEDOPHILIA BRUSH MA TEETH FUCK ASSWIPE CUNT RAT'S COCK INBRED NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PAKI ASSRAMMER MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HORSE PENIS TITWANK SEMEN GANGBANG TRANNY COON COCK CHRISTHUMPER WEHATEMARIO CHIGGER RAT'S COCK HELLFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANK DAGO CLIT CONDOMS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BUGGER OFF SHITE DICK RAT'S COCK SHIT SMEG WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHRISTHUMPER TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER SOD DAMN FUCKTARD ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT COCK YOU WANKER BULLSHIT CLEMEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS LICK PUSSY RAPE PENIS TWISTY VAGINA NORTH KOREA NIHILISM SHIT DICKLICK JENKEM PUSSY FLYING FUCK BATMAN & ROBIN CLEMEN FUCK SCROTUM WANK TITMOUSE TESTICLE CHOKE BELGIUM HADJI FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER BUGGER FUCKING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BENCH PRESS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JERRY DEVELOPERS! BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT FOUR-EYES SHITTY CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITHEAD DIPSHIT MOCCASINS ARSE HELLFUCKER CUNTRAG GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS SHIT TOSSER DAMN ASS LICKER ASSRAPING DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT FLYING FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS GOD DAMN FUCK SHIT POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSHAT CUM BALL SACK PISSHOLE SUCK MY DICK WANK ASSWIPE MOCCASINS JAP DAMMIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE BLUMPKIN BUGGER BUGGER OFF CRACKER CONDOMS CHOAD CROTCH FUCK OFF BOON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNT LAPPER pen0r FUCKER CUNT VAGINA GREASER FEWMETS SHIT FLYING FUCK BELLEND DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCK ASS LICKER FLYING FUCK GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY BOON GOD DAMN SOD OFF CUNNILINGUS JIGGABOO FOUR-EYES PISS SHIT BALLS MOCCASINS FUCKER CROTCH BITCH ABO REBECCA BLACK CROTCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CRACKER DELICIOUS CAKE CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE ASS SHITTY FUCKTARD BITCH BEAVER DILDO COCKSHITTER DYKE BITCH SHIT JACKASS FUCKTARD TAMPONS TWAT FUCKWIT CUNT FOUR-EYES POO POO BLOWJOB AAAAAAAAA! NAZI JACKASS SLOPE POOPY BULLSHIT CC PLZ CUNT SHITFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BIG FOOT SON OF A BITCH FOUR-EYES TUBA CUNNILINGUS PISS PENISFUCK PAGE BLANKING ORGASM SHITHEAD SAND NIGGER WIKIPEDIA VENEREAL DISEASE ARSEBADGERS SHITTY WANK PUSSY COCK FUCK OFF OLD CHRIST OF A INCEST DAMN IT CAMEL JOCKEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITTY SPUNK WHORE BONER SHIT FUCKTARD POLESMOKER GOAT DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GOBSHITE FUCK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT MASTURBATION ASS FASCIST SUCK MY DICK ASS LICKER SHIT CC PLZ DAMN FUCKFACE SPIC PRICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS OSTRICH MY ASS CRAPFUCKER FASHION BUG KAFFIR CUNTRAG AY-AY-AY ASS OSTRICH MY ASS DICK CHICKEN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK CUNTBUCKET PENIS FUCKFACE BULLSHIT NIGGER TITS SHIT WANK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DYKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKTARD SHITTY PENIS NI SHITFACE SOD NIGGER TITS SAMUEL L. JACKSON YOU WANKER BONER PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BELLEND HELL FELCHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES COON NIPPLES SEMEN BASTARD BIGNOSE TOWELHEAD FUCKTARD PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHIT FRITZ POMMIE GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER FUCK OFF FAG ART METAL PRODUCTS SAGGY TITS SHIT CUNTYMINTS PRICK FUCKER BITCH SHIT TWAT TRANNY FUCK YOU SPUNK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE VAGINA FUCKFACE POMMIE BASTARD DICKWAD PISS ARTIST FUCKING PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! COCKSMOKER CUNT SHITCOCK KRAUT DONKEY DICK CUNT SHITPISSER SHIT I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU DONKEY DICK BOOBIES DIRTY SANCHEZ THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CUNTRAG SEX KU KLUX KLAN ASSRAMMER CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT HELL FEWMETS DAMN BIRD SHIT ASSHAT HONKY SHITSLINGING DAMN DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT SHITE CHING CHONG CHINK FLYING FUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS MONKEY SHIT DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMMIT JELLY BEANS PIECE OF SHIT GREASER URINE-GARGLING CRAPPY GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS FUCK ASS LICKER SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DIPSHIT CHINK DAGO PIECE OF SHIT WALRUS SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RECTUM RAIDER FELLATIO RAPE LENS CRAFTERS FUCKSTAIN SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE BRITNEY MALARKY KIKE MAMA MIA FELCHING FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PENIS ON A BUN A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! ASS VAGINA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY WANK MOCCASINS BOYCOTT VIACOM! ABO REDSKIN PUSSY BASTARD BULLSHIT NAZI DICKFACE ASS BEANER INBRED NAZI GOD DAMN PRINCE PHILIP BITCH PISS BEAVER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] WANKSPLAT CHIGGER FUCKER FUCKER YUKY DOODY ASS RAT'S COCK SHITPISSER CARPET MUNCHER ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SON OF A BITCH FRENCH TICKLER POOPOO WANK WALRUS SHIT BANGKOK TITTIES FUCKHEAD JERK OFF FIST FUCK SHIT COCKSTUFFER DONKEY PUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE RAT'S ASS PISS DICKFACE TITTYWANK FAG CUNT SUCK A BIG DICK WIENER HELL DICK CUNT GOD DAMN YOGHURT CANNON TACO BULLSHIT CHAV OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BUKKAKE SLOPE ASS BIGNOSE BANGKOK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKFACE MILF DICKHEAD DOT HEAD HOMO MALARKY THONG TASTER CAMEL JOCKEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICK JAP HELL DONALD RUMSFELD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HIGH WAGES PENIS AY-AY-AY DOM DeLUISE FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN KNOBJOCKEY HORSE PENIS SUCK MY COCK DAMN SHITHEAD WOP HADJI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIG FOOT COCK POLAK GRINGO CRAPPY DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER WANKER SOD OFF NIGGER TITS HO PEDOPHILIA FUCK MOSES BITCH SPIC FUCKER DAGO FUCKING A FAGGOT BONER DILDO WANK DAMN BRITNEY ALF LOLCAT SHITSLINGING DILDO SHIT FUCKING A TURD ASS CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER HEIL HITLER! NECROPHILIA FOUR-EYES SHIT BASTARD HELL DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT WIENER SHITTY SHIT SON OF A BITCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL NAZI TWAT PRICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CHOAD YID YOUR MOM FELCHMONKEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN IT JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHEBAG VAGINA PUNANI WOP CUNT CRAP ON A STICK ASSCRACK BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! MOZILLA FIREFOX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT BONER BIRD SHIT INCEST EPIDIDYMIS SCROTUM WHITE PEOPLE DOG SHIT JERK OFF WANK SHITHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN IT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS FUCK YOU BOOBIES BITCH FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE SHITBALLS BASTARD BOOBIES DICKHEAD POOPOO MONKEY SHIT YOGHURT CANNON SEMEN SHITFUCKER NIGGER TITS & DICKS FIST FUCK FUCKING GOD DAMN DAMN O CANADA SHITFUCKER NIGNOG FLAMING ASS BADGER JOHNNY CRAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SAND NIGGER MONKEY BALLS JESSE McCARTNEY CRAP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FRIG SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER BASTARD SHITSLINGING BLUMPKIN HELL RAPE DANDELIONS BAT FUCK INSANE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANKSPLAT CUNT FUCKFACE COON TITTIES DONKEY PUNCHER WANKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT HORSE PENIS TITS & DICKS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUKKAKE NEGRO YID SOD JACKASS CHAV CHOAD MACACA YOU WANKER OSTRICH MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU YUKY DOODY ARSE SEX GOD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKWIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BASTARD PEDOPHILIA BITCH BALLS DOM DeLUISE SHIT CHIGGER PUNANI FUCKING A SHITCOCK DAMN INJUN GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK TWAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PRICK CHIGGER JAP BASTARD KRAUT BASTARD CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHOLE WIENER TURD SHITSLINGING SAGGY TITS NI SHITCUNTING MARGARET THATCHER DIPSHIT CUM BONER BEANER ASSHOLE 666 QUEEF YOU WANKER DILDO RUSKIE GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] SHITE CHUFF CAMEL FUCKER ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS HELL COCKSHITTER GO HOME AND DIE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOD DAMN JERRY FUCKER WALRUS SHIT SCUMBAG MARY WHITEHOUSE RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S COCK MARCH OF FLAMES CUNTRAG SHITPISSER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD WEHATEMARIO PISS OFF FUCK WETBACK 30 CASES OF PICKLES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING DAMN ABO FUCKING A BUDDHISM DOM DeLUISE MASTURBATION DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BULLSHIT MACACA DUMBASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT MICK HELL BUGGER OFF STRAWBERRY ASS POLAK FROG'S FAT ASS ASS LICKER FUCK PISS OFF SHIT FEMADOM ANAL SHITSLINGING SEX FUCK FUCK YOU CUM MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST COCKSUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH AUTOFELLATIO TITS & DICKS BULLSHIT CUNT GOD DAMMIT DEMOCRACY FUCK OFF FIST FUCK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! JERK OFF BULLCRAP CUM FELCHING BALL SACK DICKHEAD FUCK CUNT BASTARD SACRAMENTO SEX SHITE COON BITCH JIGGABOO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITE CHUFF BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCUMBAG DICKHEAD GENITALIA SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT FLYING FUCK COCKSMOKER PUSSY PISS Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONDOMS and with the RAPE and his CAMEL FUCKER of girraffes in which PAKI while reading about BLUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SON OF A BITCH also

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