Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKFACE'DOUCHING'DAMN'ARSE'CHOAD'EAT MY SHIT!'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or STRAWBERRY ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder FAGGOT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DONALD RUMSFELD, sudden PRINCE PHILIP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SONNY BILL WILLIAMS or THONG TASTER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FASHION BUG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS ARTIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HORSE SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIGGER RAGHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUGGER utterFUCKance of socially BALLS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HI, BILLY MAYS HERE television programs to address SAGGY TITS Tourette's syndrome.

BRITNEY Tourette's is FLAMING ASS BADGER not to be BOB SAGET confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TIMBER NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BITCH random FLYING FUCK disorientation, culturally-MASTURBATION-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOD DAMMIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ABO language, HELLFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COLGATE souvenir shoppes and massive ASS quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES COON garbage.

Darnit.

A COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Polite Note to the INCEST Author:

The ASSCRACK Tourette's FUCKHEAD Research Institute was SON OF A BITCH founded to SHITCOCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DONKEY PUNCHER article I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHOAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PEARL NECKLACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BALLS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GANGBANG Tourrette's sufferers SOD OFF swear. You can GRUE RAPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BITCH TV, for always focusing on the PRICK bad side of a terrible DOUCHING thing.
• The main BOB SAGET symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISSHOLE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKLICK knee MAMA MIA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes REDNECK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHIGGER school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG'S FAT ASS sufferers to become RAT'S COCK manically depressed and FUCKFUCKFUCK commit TITWANK suicide.
• There is no SHAKOPEE cure, and the BALL SACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the GO HOME AND DIE tics often have adverse BIGNOSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PENISBIRD perodol" which caused my entire CHICKEN FRIES body to go RAT'S ASS numb and FROG'S FAT ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCK it is without the SHITTY drug.

I am an active member of a NIGGER tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "TWAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GREASER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for GOATSE "hi-jacking" your SACRAMENTO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKFACE this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a EXTRA LONG PENIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SCROTUM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHOAD, and making fun of a DICKLICK horrible disorder is (not) SUCK A BIG DICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BELGIUM time.

Best NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTING ASSCRACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MELAMINE Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. BUNG-HOLE Regards to Andrew ASSHOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The WEHATEMARIO bastard who wrote this article. You can NI punch him if you ROSES want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBS saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DONALD RUMSFELD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS and ORGASM playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 [EXPLETIVE] MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! DONALD RUMSFELD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DONALD RUMSFELD'S HOUSE

How THONG TASTER to MONKEY SHIT cure NI the BUTT PIRATE Tourette's SPICY CUNT FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for FUCKING A Tourette's SHIT Syndrome TITTIES is DAMN following MASTURBATION these ANAL rules ASSCRACK in FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA order:

• 1: Avoid HADJI immature POOPOO little ARSE kids,
• 2: Count to WANK within AUTOFELLATIO 10 FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TWAT CUNT WANK nor SHITTY talk,
• 4: Tell INJUN yourself you FROG don't HUMAN RIGHTS have ARSE this CAMEL JOCKEY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ROSIE O'DONNELL WITH NASTY ANAL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIGNOSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DONALD RUMSFELD last straw CHRISTHUMPER!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOG FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BITCH the TOP OF BITCH THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSRAPING offensive. CLEVELAND STEAMER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RAPE people who try WHORE to battle PORCH MONKEY'DOG SHIT that tight-ass BUGGER 17-year-DICKHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSHAT it now, but someone said FRITZ' TWAT BOLLOCKS'DOUCHE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing PORCUPINE'S BALLS matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Uncyclopedia, there are KIDDY FIDDLER articles I'LL RAPE YOU about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I WILL KILL YOU! stuff. So MARY WHITEHOUSE that means ASS stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKER first part too and DICKLICK talking about the SHIT letter that it's CUNTING ASSCRACK mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEX hi self TITS & DICKS even made a really DOG SHIT good point. "It's FUCKER nothing more JIZZ from a head nod to a KRAUT knee tick". SON OF A BITCH. Which I'll add SHITSLIDE onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PRICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TRANNY be, because if I were a BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COCK hilarious. If you FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK A DUCK be offended, don't read TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE the freaking DIPSHIT article anyway.

HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE DONALD RUMSFELD YOGHURT CANNON DUMBASS SHITFUCKER DICKWAD NIGGER FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT

CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING DAMN KIKE BLOWJOB LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING A SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD JERRY BOLLOCKS PEEPEE POOPY ASS POMMIE BALLS DOG SHIT AOL IPs CAMEL JOCKEY BASTARD DICKFACE [expletive deleted] CHALICE NI FRITZ POLAK FUCKTARD ORGASM WIKIPEDIA WALRUS SHIT EMO FUCKHEAD ASSBANDIT TAMPONS MONKEY SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE TITS DICKFACE REDNECK HADJI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RICK MORANIS VENEREAL DISEASE PORCH MONKEY DAMN SHIT CONDOMS TACO ASSRAPING DICK CHICKEN TWAT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUGFUCK FUCK YOU FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS NECROPHILIA PISS OFF DAMN BOOBS suck my mothers BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFACE SHIT GRIS BULLSHIT DAMN IT FUCK PUSSY CUM HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RUSKIE BITCH JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK EMO CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CRAPPER SHITE FUCKWIT I RAPE WALRUSES! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT LAPPER DOUCHEBAG POWERSHIT PROLES TWAT SHITE HOT GRITS [expletive deleted] BALL SACK JAP DICKLICK FUCK YOU BUTT PIRATE BALLS ASS COLGATE CLUSTERFUCK DOG FUCKER I WILL END YOU! ASS FASCIST BULLCRAP CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT GOD DAMN FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY CUNTYMINTS SMEG YOU WANKER TWAT CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS [EXPLETIVE] SEMEN ASSCRACK FUCKFACE BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER D'OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS REDNECK INBRED VAGINA SHIT FUCKING SPUNK FUCK NUGGET NIGNOG BULLSHIT WHORE CUNT ARSE PIECE OF SHIT PRICK BAT FUCK INSANE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICKFACE TITTYWANK FROG BULLSHIT ASSHOLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKTARD JOHNNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE pen0r KIKE RAPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELCHING JUSTIN BIEBER CAMEL FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS CLIT FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS COCKGOBLIN BIG FOOT NEGRO GOOK POOPY SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS BALLS BENCH PRESS FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK FUCKING BASEBALL DILDO GRAPE PENIS LET'S SHIT JIZZ TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 4CHAN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BASTARD HELL MONKEY'S UNCLE PENIS JIZZ SUCK MY COCK FLYING FUCK NAZI DUMBASS DONGSHOVER BITCH BASTARD JOHNNY BUGGER SEMEN SHITCUNTING AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS RAT'S COCK CUNT QUEEF PISS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE GO COUNT YOUR DICK VAGINA AY-AY-AY SMEG SHITCOCK PUSSY YID DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JAP FUCKHEAD BITCH WIGGER DIPSHIT BITCH SHITBALLS DICK IN A BOX SNUFF PORN PISSHOLE ANAL DIABETES CHOAD WANK PISS OFF FLYING FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS ASSFACE BUKKAKE GOD DAMN FUCKING A NICARAGUA DAMNATION CHUFF SPANK THE MONKEY PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK CLIT POLESMOKER COCKSMOKER FROG'S FAT ASS THONG TASTER PEDOPHILIA BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX I AM CORNHOLIO! BULLSHIT TAFFY FUCKER FOUR-EYES FUCKSTAIN SHITTY SHITHEAD SEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT WANK JOHNNY PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT DOODIE HEAD SPIC POLAK TITTIES ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN ORGASM FELCHMONKEY ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TRANNY HELLFIRE ASSFACE JACK OFF DAMN FUCK GOAT DICK HENTAI CUNT LAPPER RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE VAGINA JENKEM COON WHORE DUMBASS ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA SUCK A BIG DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKTARD GOBSHITE CUNTING ASSCRACK CLEMEN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNT COON SCROTUM CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE GENITALIA DOUCHEBAG DELICIOUS CAKE NIPPLES SHITFACE OSTRICH MY ASS SHITFACE ASSWIPE POMMIE CHICKEN FRIES I'LL RAPE YOU PORCH MONKEY SON OF A BITCH PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL REDNECK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKTARD POLESMOKER ASSWIPE DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE TOSSER GOD DAMN CLIT HELL JAP FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BASTARD SHITCOCK LOLCAT HELL GOD DAMMIT PENIS COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE LAKE TITICACA PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHIT SHITE FUCK DAMN BASTARD FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER NEOPETS GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT POLAK BALL SACK GOD DAMMIT TWAT SHITE SON OF A BITCH SHIT GOOK HO PORCH MONKEY YOUR MOM CROTCH EPIDIDYMIS FUCKTARD BUGGER BITCH CLEMEN CUNT [expletive deleted] BITCH MARGARET THATCHER YOU WANKER NIGNOG SHIT DAMN DICKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK COON TITS & DICKS TOTAL FUCK YOU ASSHOLE D'OH REBECCA BLACK FROG'S FAT ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITCUNTING CHOAD POLAK FUCKING JACKASS SHIT CUM TOWELHEAD TITWANK INBRED GANGBANG ALF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITS FELCHING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK UNICORNS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE suck my mothers PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAP ASSHOLE ASS SHIT TITS & DICKS BOOBS GOATSE PEDOPHILIA DAMN DAGO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHENEY TRANNY FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG COCKSUCKER CUM WANKSPLAT TAMPON IN MY ASS CLEMEN FUCKER SNUFF PORN CUNTRAG BASTARD NIGGER FUCK YOU ASSHOLE FUCKER DICKHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL 666 PEEPEE CUNTYMINTS FUCK OFF SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'LL RAPE YOU KIKE WANK INCEST [expletive deleted] JIZZ BORDER HOPPER DIPSHIT HORSE PENIS RANDY TRAVIS NI SPICY CUNT FUCK DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU SHIT NECROPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACK ABRAMOFF PUSSY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK GOD DAMMIT BONER KIDDY FIDDLER NIPPLES JERRY FUCKER CHUFF HELLFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK MASTURBATION PISS ARTIST ASS FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SPUNK HUEY P. NEWTON MAMA MIA FUCKTARD FROG SCROTUM PISS OFF MY ASS PEARL NECKLACE FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKSTAIN FUCKER BITCH SHITE ASSBANDIT [expletive deleted] DUMBASS FRIG HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE SHITCOCK BONER WHITE PEOPLE MASTURBATION DICKFACE FUCKFACE OH SHI– YOU WANKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHIGGER SLOPE WIENER SEMEN DOG SHIT MASTURBATION GO HOME AND DIE ASS HELL TITTYWANK WARNER MUSIC GROUP PISS FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER JIZZ SHITHEAD DYKE ALF PISSHOLE HORSE SHIT WANKER CUNNILINGUS BUKKAKE DOODIE HEAD GOBSHITE BUTT-HOLE ASS JERRY BUKKAKE RUSKIE JAP KNOBJOCKEY FELLATIO YOU WANKER RAGHEAD CUNTBUCKET FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER GYPSY CONDOMS NAZI DUMBASS PISS OFF GOD DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCKSTUFFER ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN FUCK RAT'S COCK SHITCOCK FUCKWIT NEGRO LIMEY DEVELOPERS! MARCH OF FLAMES RAGHEAD LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SHITCOCK MONKEY SHIT FRENCH TICKLER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BITCH SHIT CHOAD KISSER FUCK PISS ARTIST ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITFACE TWAT SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NEOPETS SPUNK PEDOPHILIA HELL MARGARET THATCHER FUCK SHITE BALL SACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE FRIG RAPE HELL FIST FUCK AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS BIRD SHIT JACKASS BULLSHIT CUNT LAPPER BIG FOOT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITFACE BITCH PRICK DILDO WANK PISSHOLE BONG BASTARD DICK IN A BOX HO NORTH KOREA HO JACKASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS DICKLICK DOG FUCKER JACKASS CHINK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ARSE SHITTY NEOPETS FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FELCHING NIGNOG ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER WOP CRAP FUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DOUCHING 30 CASES OF PICKLES KIDDY FIDDLER SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY FREE ELECTIONS POMMIE MOCKIE PAKI REDNECK LET'S SHIT FUCK FIRECROTCH REDNECK YID FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD WIENER TAFFY JAP ASSCRACK DOG SHIT HADJI CRAP ON A STICK FRED PHELPS TUBA ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKING PENIS DOG FUCKER LENS CRAFTERS MOLDY TITS ASSCRACK FUCK YOU JACK OFF ASSHAT INBRED BRITNEY ARSE SHIT PISS ARTIST WANK ASS PUPPIES CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING A BEANER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOG FUCKER SEX SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITE FUCKTARD NORTH KOREA ASSHAT ASSWIPE POMMIE ASS CLIT GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT CUNT HOMO SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO COCK LAKE TITICACA ASSHOLE REDNECK BALL SACK LOGJAMMER DOUCHING FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH YOU WANKER DICKHEAD HAIL SATAN! BOB SAGET PIXIES CAMEL JOCKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENIS SHITFUCKER DICKLICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED COCKGOBLIN YOU WANKER FUCK YOU TWISTY VAGINA COLGATE DAMN CHOAD WANK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK WANK GOBSHITE JOHNNY POWERSHIT CUM DAMN SHITHEAD DICKFACE TIT SPRINKLES BATMAN & ROBIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'LL RAPE YOU EXTRA LONG PENIS FRIG PICKANINNY WANKER BUTTFUCKER DONKEY DICK BIGNOSE TAFFY BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER BITCH COCK PUSSY SHIT LIKE A HORSE BANGKOK GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN DYKE MARGARET THATCHER FUCKER DAMNATION DOUCHING DOG FUCKER BOOBS BOOBS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WOP and with the WOMEN'S RIGHTS and his FUCKTARD of girraffes in which SHITE while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSRAPING