Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'PUNANI'DICKHEAD'BALL SACK'COON'DICKHEAD'BORDER HOPPER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS neurochemical FUCK disorder BENCH PRESS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIST FUCK, sudden EAT MY SHIT! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SPANK THE MONKEY or FAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAPMUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS LICKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MOCCASINS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially WIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address MY ANUS IS BLEEDING Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKSTAIN Tourette's is HOLY DUMB FUCK not to be FUCKWIT confused with NIGNOG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FOUR-EYES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLAMING ASS BADGER random JOHN SMILEY FACE disorientation, culturally-ASSWIPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, POMMIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WIGGER DONKEY DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NORTH KOREA souvenir shoppes and massive DICK quantities JELLY BEANS of ANAL DIABETES SIGMUND FREUD garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Author:

The CUNT Tourette's IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Research Institute was OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POO POO BLOWJOB Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUDGEPACKER article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INBRED I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEVELAND STEAMER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers ORGASM swear. You can MONKEY SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible MOTHERFUCKER thing.
• The main MASTURBATION symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BASTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PIECE OF SHIT knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKLICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FLYING RAT'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! school for SHITHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ART METAL PRODUCTS sufferers to become JACKASS SHIT manically depressed and BIGNOSE commit JESSE McCARTNEY suicide.
• There is no CUNT cure, and the CANNED QUOTE drugs that are available to, "calm" the RUSTY TROMBONE tics often have adverse TITTIES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN IT perodol" which caused my entire LIMEY body to go CUNT numb and O CANADA basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the PISS OFF drug.

I am an active member of a GYPSY tourette syndrome O KURWA! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUTTFUCKER the DOUCHEBAG public view of Tourettes as a "PORCH MONKEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MAMA MIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLEVELAND STEAMER sorry for RAT'S COCK "hi-jacking" your SHITFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FELCHING this that really MONKEY SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PIG, and making fun of a JERK OFF horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BELLEND time.

Best COLGATE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “POTTYMOUTH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust EUROIPODS in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. SHITFUCKER Regards to Andrew I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCK YOU intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FIST FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS ARTIST and TWISTY VAGINA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIRD SHIT BAND WITH 4 GYPSY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHOAD HORSE! FIST FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FIST FUCK'S HOUSE

How TAMPON IN MY ASS to DIPSHIT cure FUCKFACE the pen0r Tourette's TITS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment THERE IS A CABAL for FUCKER Tourette's ASS Syndrome DICKHEAD is PUSSY following FAG these SHIT rules DUNE COON in DELICIOUS CAKE order:

• 1: Avoid CAMEL FUCKER immature CHING CHONG CHINK little GOATSE kids,
• 2: Count to BULLSHIT within SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 10 FUCKHEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LOLCAT VENEREAL DISEASE DONKEY DICK nor GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS talk,
• 4: Tell BITCH yourself you IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK don't MOTHERFUCKER have RAT'S ASS this ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF WITH NASTY FUCK NUGGET DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BIRD SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FIST FUCK last straw CROTCH!

I fucking put DICK CHICKEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE NIGNOG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REBECCA BLACK the TOP OF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING THIS FUCKWIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INBRED offensive. NICARAGUA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try CRACKER to battle GO COUNT YOUR DICK'COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT that tight-ass SCROTUM 17-year-ASSCRACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOZILLA FIREFOX it now, but someone said MOZILLA FIREFOX' IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSRAPING'BIRD SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing FLYING RAT'S ASS matter. Plus there PIG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BOOBIES Uncyclopedia, there are NAZI articles FUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So GOD DAMN that means PEARL NECKLACE stop getting mad at the BALLS first part too and DILDO talking about the FENCE JUMPER letter that it's CROTCH mocking (what VAGINA letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian EAT MY SHIT! hi self CROTCH even made a really SON OF A BITCH good point. "It's WALRUS SHIT nothing more PECKERHEAD from a head nod to a FELLATIO knee tick". TAFFY. Which I'll add DAMN onto MOCCASINS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANK suffer that CUNT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JOHN SMILEY FACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ARSE be, because if I were a BALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHRISTHUMPER hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on WIENER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TESTICLE CHOKE be offended, don't read LOLCAT the freaking FELLATIO article anyway.

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PHELPS CUNT O CANADA BUGGER FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK SUNSHINE TURD HO DICKHEAD DOUCHING FUCKFACE STUB I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOCKIE ASSWIPE SHITE SHIT INBRED BENSON SUCKS SPUNK FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MASTURBATION CHOAD KISSER SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMMIT PISS DOUCHE NAZI JACK ABRAMOFF MASTURBATION CUNT DOUCHE NAZI SHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SON OF A BITCH DOUCHING MARY WHITEHOUSE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU HELLFIRE ANUSCAKE FUCK BIGNOSE FUCKING BASEBALL PIECE OF SHIT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT CUM FEWMETS DILDO ROSES SHITHEAD BEANER FUCK OFF DOG SHIT TITTIES AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD WETBACK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITE DICKHEAD PUSSY TAMPONS DILDO DARTH VADER DICKHEAD RECTUM RAIDER SCROTUM TITTYWANK SHITE DUNE COON PENIS ON A STICK PRICK INJUN FRAK SHITE JACKASS JAP BUGGER GOD DAMN BENCH PRESS JOHN SMILEY FACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DILDO BULLCRAP TITS ASSHOLE CHENEY NAZI MOLDY TITS RAGHEAD HELL AOL IPs SHITHEAD ASSRAPING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT RANDY TRAVIS SEMEN DICKFACE WETBACK JOY CONAN O'BRIAN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITFUCKER FEWMETS EPIDIDYMIS YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS PISS BITCH CUM BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELL CRAP ON A STICK WILLY WONKA HOLY DUMB FUCK DIPSHIT SHIT MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE PUSSY CUNTRAG PRICK ASS HENTAI ASSWIPE SNUFF PORN DYKE CRAPMUNCHER HELL SHITSLINGING FRITZ PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG PISS OFF FRENCH TICKLER SHITFUCKER ANAL FUCK FUCKING ASS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT JUNGLE BUNNY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END YOU! BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA MOTHERFUCKER DILDO PISS OFF BALLS SHIT CUNT TAFFY JACKASS SHIT GOBSHITE GOAT DICK WINDOWS VISTA MALARKY ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE TWAT FUCK BITCH HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MALARKY CRACKER JAP TACO FELLATIO YUKY DOODY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICKFACE CC PLZ SOD OFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNTRAG TITS SAND NIGGER BUTT-HEAD TITWANK FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHE NAZI JERRY ANAL TAMPONS 666 LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SLOPE DICKFACE CHICKEN FRIES GRINGO CUNNILINGUS GO COUNT YOUR DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS MICK ASSHAT CONDOMS ASSBANDIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICK CHICKEN I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE INBRED Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNTRAG PIG TITS FUCKHEAD SEMEN FRAK BITCH NIPPLES TRANNY SHITCOCK LIMEY BELGIUM SHITHEAD CHINK BOB SAGET CHICKEN FRIES PISSHOLE GOD DAMN BULLSHIT ASSHOLE NEGRO SCROTUM BONER BLUMPKIN BITCH MARGARET THATCHER ORGASM TRANNY BUGFUCK HELL CUNTBUCKET BUKKAKE HADJI NEGRO DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOON [expletive deleted] ASSFACE GOD DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNNILINGUS and with the DAMN and his IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD of girraffes in which DICKLICK while reading about CLIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See P'KANG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS ARTIST