Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPUNK'CUNTING ASSCRACK'IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK'CROTCH'DIPSHIT'CHUFF'KRAUT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a MASTURBATION look at the POLACK talk page of this ASSHAT article for notes or discussion before DEVELOPERS! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BAD MOTHERFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder HAIL SATAN! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS, sudden CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SPIC or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRENCH TICKLER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HOSER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHORE CLEVELAND STEAMER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous KNOBJOCKEY utterFUCKance of socially SHITFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WOODPECKERSHIT television programs to address DICK Tourette's syndrome.

DICK CHICKEN Tourette's is HELLFIRE not to be HELL confused with WANK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PEARL NECKLACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random 666 disorientation, culturally-RUSKIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, FLYING RAT'S ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHIT SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive BIRD IN THE HOUSE quantities MONKEY BALLS of ANAL DIABETES CHIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the JACK OFF Author:

The GREASER Tourette's GIVING HEAD Research Institute was FUCKING founded to OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF article WINDOWS VISTA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BULLSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCROTUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING A.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of O CANADA Tourrette's sufferers CLUSTERFUCK swear. You can PISS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWISTY VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the BUTTFUCKER bad side of a terrible TURD thing.
• The main RUSTY TROMBONE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee GARBAGE DAY! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MILF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLUSTERFUCK school for PIKACHU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG'S FAT ASS sufferers to become CHRIST OF TABERNACLE manically depressed and FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD commit FLYING FUCK suicide.
• There is no ASSWIPE cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNTSWILLING tics often have adverse COCKSUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire ASSHAT body to go CAPTAIN CRUNCH numb and RADIO FREE LUNCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS & DICKS it is without the HOT GRITS drug.

I am an active member of a MOTHERFUCKER tourette syndrome FRITZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TOTAL the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "GARBAGE DAY! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMNATION much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN IT sorry for BATMAN & ROBIN "hi-jacking" your ALEX TREBEK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSCRACK this that really NIGNOG annoys me. I am working towards a I RAPE WALRUSES! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SEX, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) NAZI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best DIPSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HONKY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society WIKIPEDIA.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew DONALD RUMSFELD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The TITTYWANK bastard who wrote this article. You can GYPSY punch him if you BRITNEY want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this LGBT RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HOMO saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my SHITSLINGING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FRAK and BEAVER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SEMEN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKTARD BAND WITH 4 RICK MORANIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HORSE! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS'S HOUSE

How BOLLOCKS to WOP cure SHITTY the COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourette's TONY LA RUSSA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for CUNTSWILLING Tourette's FUCK YOU Syndrome GO COUNT YOUR DICK is DOM DeLUISE following QUEEF these FUCKHEAD rules WANK in BASTARD order:

• 1: Avoid CHICKEN SHIT immature ASS little SHITTY kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within MAMA MIA 10 TOSSERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSWIPE CUNT DOUCHETITS nor REBECCA BLACK talk,
• 4: Tell COON yourself you DAMN don't BATHING SUIT AREA have BIGNOSE this SHITE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BATHING SUIT AREA WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DUMBASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS last straw MILF!

I fucking put CRACKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE BALLS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HORSE SHIT the TOP OF HORSE SHIT THIS SHITFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA offensive. NEGRO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK NUGGET people who try BOOBIES to battle CHING CHONG CHINK'CHOAD that tight-ass SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 17-year-BUTT PIRATE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHOAD it now, but someone said I'LL RAPE YOU' SHITE BEAVER'CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHIGGER is a laughing PENIS matter. Plus there BOLLOCKS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Uncyclopedia, there are FRITZ articles FUCK YOU about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GRINGO stuff. So MASTURBATION that means SHITSLINGING stop getting mad at the ORGASM first part too and MICK talking about the TUBA letter that it's LIKE FATHER LIKE SON mocking (what PEDOPHILIA letter? I don't even know what DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! the heck you're talking about). Adrian INBRED hi self POMMIE even made a really FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA good point. "It's FUCK YOU nothing more PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS from a head nod to a GIVING HEAD knee tick". SHAKOPEE. Which I'll add PIG onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't I CAN AFFORD FOOD suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUMBASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKHEAD be, because if I were a ANAL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POMMIE hilarious. If you FLYING FUCK Want facts, go on GIVING HEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHICKEN FRIES be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! article anyway.

FELCHMONKEY ASSRAPING BULLSHIT TWAT SHIT CLEMEN GOATSE FUCKING A DUNE COON

YOU WANKER DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT BOOBS BASTARD YUKY DOODY INBRED PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TIMBER NIGGER DICK IN A BOX POTTYMOUTH TITTYWANK SHITSLIDE CUNT BITCH NIGNOG DICKHEAD ASSWIPE FUCK OFF SHITFACE YID DOUCHETITS DICK CHICKEN CLEMEN FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT DUMBASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUTT-HOLE FRITZ FUCKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WANKER PRICK DEVELOPERS! SHITE MONKEY BALLS TWISTY VAGINA WALRUS SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ALEX TREBEK CAMEL JOCKEY KIKE TITTYWANK HELL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKBAG PISS BELGIUM POLESMOKER BALLS TWAT FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUM PIG FUCK YOU WANK CUNT BASTARD SHITFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKFACE HELL FUCKING BASEBALL JUSTIN BIEBER [Insert silly non-swear here] BULLCRAP DICKLICK DICKHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MOLDY TITS MICK WOMEN'S RIGHTS JAP DUMBASS VANDAL ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH [EXPLETIVE] JIZZ AMERICA ONLINE THONG TASTER ARSE AAAAAAAAA! FUCK DOUCHE NAZI pen0r TITS HELL ASSBANDIT FELCHING IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING A NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS WANKER HELL LIMEY PISS ARTIST BIRD SHIT ASS LICKER NIPPLES ASSHAT ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN ASSBANDIT HENTAI CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT WIENER CUNT ABO CHING CHONG CHINK BALL SACK CRACKER CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK TITS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN CUNT FRENCH TICKLER CLEMEN I WILL END YOU! SHITFUCKER CRAP MACACA TURD HAIL SATAN! FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL FUDGEPACKER FUCK OFF SHITFACE GIVING HEAD RUSKIE WHORE FUCKER BUKKAKE FUCK YOU SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOMO SEMEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NEGRO FUCK YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT MOCCASINS CUNT PISS OFF DAGO DICK PISS UP MY ARSE ASSFACE FREE ELECTIONS MILF CONAN O'BRIAN THONG TASTER JUSTIN BIEBER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNTRAG ORGASM BATHING SUIT AREA CONDOMS JESSE McCARTNEY FROG'S FAT ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BONER DIPSHIT BULLSHIT SHITE RAPE MASTURBATION YOUR MOM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT FUCK SOD INBRED CLIT JENKEM FIST FUCK YOU WANKER BANGKOK FLAMING ASS BADGER BOLLOCKS GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT BITCH FUCK BULLSHIT SUCK MY DICK SOD OFF GOD DAMMIT JACK OFF HEIL HITLER! TWAT BEAVER TWAT FUCKING BASEBALL ORGASM GARBAGE DAY! DAMMIT ASSFACE SHIT DICKHEAD HELLFIRE FUCKWIT CUNT FUCK BULLSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TWAT CHICKEN SHIT BELLEND ASSRAPING WANK FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSTUFFER BALLS FUCKHEAD NIGGER TITS & DICKS BALL SACK PISSHOLE FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGNOG TITTYWANK SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HONKY PISSHOLE DAMMIT PENISBIRD BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST WARNER MUSIC GROUP JAP NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ARSE SHITCOCK MICK REDEEMING VALUE FRED PHELPS PENISFUCK CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT STEVE BALLMER TWAT CUNT CRAPFUCKER RAT'S COCK SMEG FUCKTARD GENITALIA DOM DeLUISE WANK suck my mothers HOT GRITS SNUFF PORN SPIC GRINGO NIGGER NAZI NICARAGUA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG BOOBIES FRENCH TICKLER CLIT SACRAMENTO DICK CHINK NICARAGUA SUCK MY DICK SPIC WANK FUCK BITCH POTTYMOUTH RAT'S COCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FENCE JUMPER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD SEX SHITSKIN FUCK YOU FUCK SHITHEAD CONDOMS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTY NIGNOG BIRD SHIT PEDOPHILIA WANK JACKASS ASSHAT HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT ASS FUCK BUGGER OFF SHIT FUCK INBRED FOUR-EYES FUCKFACE FEMADOM NIGGER SHITSLINGING TWAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WANKSPLAT BITCH SOD FUCKTARD DIPSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER COCK SEX GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES NORTH KOREA MARCH OF FLAMES BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT FUCK INBRED DAMN CUNT BALL SACK TENTACLE RAPE REBECCA BLACK GOBSHITE NIGNOG SHOOP DA WHOOP PORCH MONKEY DICKLICK FUCKBAG DAMN IT TRANNY BUTTFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING ASSFACE NAZI DIPSHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY PORCUPINE'S BALLS MALL SANTA CONAN O'BRIAN CUNTYMINTS MONKEY'S UNCLE HENTAI WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISS ARTIST BASTARD CRAPFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SHITE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FROG NI PISS DAMMIT FUCK OFF SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK SPUNK GO HOME AND DIE PISS OFF CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER COCKSMOKER NIGGER VAGINA DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COCKSMOKER ARSE FAGGOT TWAT FUCKING COMMUNIST DILDO NIPPLES HITLER ARSE SCUMBUCKET POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE DONKEY PUNCHER NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER BANGKOK POLAK SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNTRAG CUNT CHINK TITTYWANK SHIT SHITE JAP FUCKING BASEBALL NIGGER DICKWAD PIG DAGO GOD DAMN YOU WANKER FUCKTARD BUTT-HOLE FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY COLGATE HOMO DICK ASS NECROPHILIA MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKHEAD PENIS BONG SNUFF PORN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN CRAPPY ASS ASSHAT CRAPPY SHITSLINGING CUNT SCROTUM 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JACKASS FUCKTARD BRITNEY BITCH FUCK NUGGET FUCKFACE WANK MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER FUDGEPACKER SPUNK HOLY DUMB FUCK PIGFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MASTURBATION ASSHOLE DEMOCRACY SHIT TWAT FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH ASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITE JACKASS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT TAFFY COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN YOU WANKER CRAP ON A STICK PENIS SHITFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DOM DeLUISE BEAVER SPIC ARSE CUNT FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF BATMAN & ROBIN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] COCKSHITTER PUNANI HITLER FUCK [expletive deleted] WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOT HEAD BUTT PIRATE STEVE BALLMER SEX CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN [expletive deleted] SHITFACE DOM DeLUISE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS BLUMPKIN SUCK MY COCK AY-AY-AY BONG MONKEY BALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAPMUNCHER CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH WANK DONKEY DICK INJUN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS ARTIST WIENER DICKWAD SHITHEAD BUGGER OFF ALEX TREBEK BELLEND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSFACE ASSHAT PENIS ON A STICK FUCKFACE BITCH FELLATIO WANK BOOBS BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCK ASS FASCIST FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN SHITE SHITE P'KANG FUCKING NECROPHILIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN TWAT MONKEY'S UNCLE I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSHITTER BITCH TITS KAFFIR BAT FUCK INSANE PRICK CUNT REBECCA BLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT ASS BASTARD DICKFACE DONKEY DICK DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER GO HOME AND DIE DIRTY SANCHEZ POTTYMOUTH WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK POMMIE MILF NORTH KOREA UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY 30 CASES OF PICKLES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOATSE AUTOFELLATIO DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN CHENEY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FLYING FUCK FUCK NUGGET FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BASTARD ASSHOLE KIKE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK JACKASS TWAT SHITHEAD PISS CHOAD FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER DOT HEAD CLUSTERFUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT CUNT PISS OFF CONDOMS EPIDIDYMIS DICK CHICKEN BEAVER HELL HELL SHITE FUCKBAG BIGNOSE CUNT DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GYPSY DONALD RUMSFELD AUTOFELLATIO YOU WANKER MAMA MIA FUCK ORGASM PEDOPHILIA SCUMBUCKET ARSE FUCK INBRED OH SHI– SOD URINE-GARGLING ASSHOLE JERRY NIGNOG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOD DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSRAMMER RIGHT WING POOPOO SHITCUNTING THONG TASTER FAG GOD DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH DIPSHIT SHITFACE CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT GANGBANG TWAT ORGASM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHIGGER SHITSLINGING KNOBJOCKEY MALARKY JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POLESMOKER GUMDROPS POLACK SHIT HELL RAPE BITCH PENIS ON A BUN PISS JIZZ DAMN IT TOSSER TITS DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFUCKER RUSKIE FUCKTARD SCROTUM BELGIUM IN SACREMENT THONG TASTER EXTRA LONG PENIS PIECE OF SHIT SPIC COMMUNIST DILDO I WILL END YOU! JACKASS TOSSER WANK HELL INBRED COON CUNNILINGUS BUGFUCK RAT'S COCK HENTAI TITTYWANK RICK MORANIS NECROPHILIA RAGHEAD DAMN IT DICK PUSSY FUCK MARGARET THATCHER ARSE SMEG ASSCRACK BULLSHIT JACKASS DAGO HELL SEMEN TURD SHITFUCKER WIENER BALL SACK PUSSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CUM BALLS SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE BASTARD BEAVER FUCKER PAKI SECOND BALLS BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST JUNGLE BUNNY ASSRAMMER SHITSKIN NIGGER TITS TOWELHEAD NIPPLES CLIT KRAUT RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE SCROTUM NEGRO JUNGLE BUNNY BALL SACK NIGGER DYKE FRITZ HELL JERRY EAT MY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER ARSE I WILL KILL YOU! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! PICKANINNY DIPSHIT DUMBASS CRACKER SHITTY PISS ARTIST ICE CREAM PENIS WOP FUCKWIT ASSCRACK ORGASM DIPSHIT WANK PENIS ANAL ARSE BUKKAKE VAGINA SHITFUCKER TITTIES FELLATIO ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD SUITCASE PENIS DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT AMERICA'S GREAT! MARY WHITEHOUSE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NIGGER FIST FUCK JOHNNY COMMUNION WAFER BULLSHIT JOHNNY FLOWERS PUSSY CRACKER PISS DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER NAZI MASTURBATION ARSE INBRED NIGGER GRINGO DAMN PISS ARTIST WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DAMNATION WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT FUCK YOU BOOBIES GREASER TAMPON IN MY ASS CHICKEN FRIES SUCK MY DICK GREASER BALL SACK DOUCHING PISS INBRED SOD WIKIPEDIA SHITCUNTING CHAV QUEEF POMMIE GOD DAMN GOOK NORTH KOREA SEX BITCH FLAMEVIPER FUCK OFF CUNTRAG BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST FROG'S FAT ASS WETBACK CRAPPY PUSSYLICKER ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIPPLES SHITSLINGING CRAP ON A STICK SPUNK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE COON FUCKTARD POOPY CHINK WALRUS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD MILF FRITZ BUTTFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON CHOAD BUTT PIRATE DICK TITS FUCKFACE TWAT FUCKING A I WILL END YOU! NI [Insert swear here] ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER OSTRICH MY ASS BLOWJOB SHITSKIN PISS ASS BUGFUCK MASTURBATION HOLY DUMB FUCK HELLFUCKER GOD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK CUNT FUCK YOU COON FRITZ DICKFACE JACK OFF CUNTRAG TURD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS SUGARTITS MASTURBATION BAT FUCK INSANE DICK TITS HORSE SHIT HOT GRITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PIECE OF SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK TOURETTE'S IS FUN PEDOPHILIA FAG TITS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NEOPETS BLUMPKIN SHITE TITMOUSE ANAL DIABETES TOWELHEAD FUCK BITCH YOU WANKER FUCK STEVE BALLMER SHITTY [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIGFUCKER HELL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN FRITZ BANGKOK ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN SEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH FRITZ SHITSKIN HUEY P. NEWTON BASTARD HORSE SHIT DAMMIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKWIT JAP I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKBAG NAZI ASS WANK SHITE CUM BIRD IN THE HOUSE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ORGASM DONKEY DICK POLACK ASSHAT FELLATIO VAGINA WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITTYWANK QUEEF RAPE FUCKSTAIN WOP DYKE FLYING FUCK FRAK GOBSHITE BASTARD FUCK NUGGET JUNGLE BUNNY TITS I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD GYPSY WANK FELLATIO TITTIES SCUMBAG DAMN CHOAD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUGFUCK FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE CUNT FUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH COON BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER MONKEY SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK OFF BITCH AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS CUM BAT FUCK INSANE JACKASS CUNT SHIT FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU DICKFACE PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SPUNK BITCH RAT'S COCK SHITSKIN FUCKING A ASSRAPING PRICK FUCK GOD DAMMIT COCKSTUFFER DOODIE HEAD RAT'S ASS JAP FUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS PISS JIGGABOO CARPET MUNCHER SCUMBAG BULLSHIT FELCHING KRAUT BITCH FUCKBAG BITCH SHITTY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCK NUGGET POTTYMOUTH CRAPMUNCHER ASSCRACK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITHEAD TWAT FUCKWIT FUCK OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBS SHUT UP, MEG! DAGO SACRAMENTO VENEREAL DISEASE HADJI DAMN FUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSFACE RECTUM RAIDER VAGINA SCROTUM CLIT DONKEY DICK ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GYPSY POWERSHIT TURD COCK DONKEY DICK SHITTY BASTARD TITWANK FUCK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE SHITHEAD TITWANK SHITE BULLSHIT ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS CHOAD KISSER GANGBANG BULLSHIT GOOK [expletive deleted] MASTURBATION DAMN IT COCK GOD DAMN CUNT RANDY TRAVIS CUNT FENCE JUMPER DICKFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BIBLE BASHER and with the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! and his CRACKER of girraffes in which COCK while reading about FELLATIO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PUSSY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE