Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BULLCRAP'BULLSHIT'SCUMBAG'MALL SANTA'DIRTY SANCHEZ'HOT GRITS'CHALICE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a I WILL KILL YOU! look at the TITWANK talk page of this BITCH article for notes or discussion before SAND NIGGER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS LICKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCKGOBLIN, sudden EMO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUGGER OFF or DEVELOPERS! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S COCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WANK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GRAPE PENIS DOUCHETITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JERK OFF utterFUCKance of socially GENITALIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKHEAD television programs to address COON Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is YOU WANKER not to be CHOAD confused with TAMPONS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITCUNTING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLEAN DRINKING WATER random SAND NIGGER disorientation, culturally-BUTT-HEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOG SHIT language, JACKASS SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITSLINGING souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities WANKER of ANAL DIABETES SHITE garbage.

Darnit.

A MASTURBATION Polite Note to the DICK CHICKEN Author:

The CRACKER Tourette's CAMEL FUCKER Research Institute was FUCK A DUCK founded to HELL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NECROPHILIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WHORE article BONER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SCUMBAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JERK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITTY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of OSTRICH MY ASS Tourrette's sufferers PISS ARTIST swear. You can MOCKIE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TV, for always focusing on the SOD OFF bad side of a terrible GREASER thing.
• The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SUCK A BIG DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NAZI knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GIVING HEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MACACA school for CHINK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FASHION BUG sufferers to become PUNANI manically depressed and WHORE commit PUSSY suicide.
• There is no FRENCH TICKLER cure, and the FUCKTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the POOPOO tics often have adverse ASSFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMNATION perodol" which caused my entire FUCKSTAIN body to go CUNT numb and FELLATIO basically made it NIGGA! worse than JERK OFF it is without the FAG drug.

I am an active member of a SEX tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating REDNECK the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "CHENEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is INBRED much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SUGARTITS sorry for DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! "hi-jacking" your SHITBALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WOP this that really DOT HEAD annoys me. I am working towards a WANKSPLAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NAZI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be VENEREAL DISEASE, and making fun of a ASSHOLE horrible disorder is (not) DEVELOPERS! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “AAAAAAAAA!” Wen

P.S. CLUSTER FUCK Regards to Andrew GRINGO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The RAGHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGGER OFF punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFUCKER saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my TITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCKGOBLIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PENISPENISPENIS!!! and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JAP BAND WITH 4 FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JIGGABOO HORSE! COCKGOBLIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCKGOBLIN'S HOUSE

How SEX to DAMN cure GOBSHITE the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Tourette's SEMEN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's DONGSHOVER Syndrome JACKASS is DOUGHNUT PUNCHER following DICKLICK these BLUE PENIS! rules WANKER in FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD order:

• 1: Avoid BOOBIES immature HI, BILLY MAYS HERE little PEDOPHILIA kids,
• 2: Count to NIPPLES within FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA 10 CUNNILINGUSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PUSSY TWAT NAZI nor GARBAGE DAY! talk,
• 4: Tell I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! yourself you TONY LA RUSSA don't MASTURBATION have JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK this MICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHOLE WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK YOU FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCKGOBLIN last straw 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT!

I fucking put SHITFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE JACK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FAGGOT the TOP OF BUTTFUCKER THIS NAZI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be EMO offensive. RAT'S COCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANK people who try CRAP ON A STICK to battle SUCK MY DICK'CUNT that tight-ass DOUCHE NAZI 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK YOU it now, but someone said GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS' DAMN DUNE COON'TITS & DICKS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ORGASM is a laughing DYKE matter. Plus there FAGGOT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITTY Uncyclopedia, there are BUGGER OFF articles SONNY BILL WILLIAMS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching INJUN stuff. So DARTH VADER that means LOGJAMMER stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and MILF talking about the TAMPONS letter that it's COCKSUCKER mocking (what BAD MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what HITLER the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAPE hi self DARTH VADER even made a really COON good point. "It's NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! nothing more O CANADA from a head nod to a GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY knee tick". BEANER. Which I'll add JACKASS onto WOODPECKERSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JACKASS SHIT suffer that SPANK THE MONKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOD DAMMIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a ASSHOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK A DUCK hilarious. If you DAMNATION Want facts, go on WIENER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK be offended, don't read SPIC the freaking GANGBANG article anyway.

CHIGGER I AM CORNHOLIO! CUNT NIGGER JACKASS BALLS ASS FASCIST CUNT TWAT FUCK OFF

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GOAT DICK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHAT HADJI O CANADA GREASER GOOK VENEREAL DISEASE ANUSCAKE PISS ARTIST BUTT PIRATE WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER PENIS FUCK REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE LET'S SHIT ANAL MALARKY KRAUT WIKIPEDIA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKFACE ORGASM SEX Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS BUGGER OFF DICKLICK WHORE KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK GOAT DICK TIMBER NIGGER DOG FUCKER SACRED ASSHAT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES PISSHOLE CUNT GOD DAMN GOATSE CHENEY DOUCHE BONER DAMN CUM CUNT FUCK WIGGER DAMN IT HELL CAMEL JOCKEY FAGGOT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NIGNOG GOD DAMN SHIT TURD SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSWIPE BIGNOSE CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER JACKASS COMMUNIST DILDO PISSHOLE DAMN COCK MOLDY TITS FAGGOT BLUE PENIS! PENISFUCK SPUNK PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INJUN NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! 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BONER GOD DAMN WILLY WONKA BOOBS BITCH CUNT SHITCOCK YOGHURT CANNON SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACKASS PEEPEE ASS WANKSPLAT DICK TITS HELL FUCKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ PENIS MASTURBATION CLIT BIRD SHIT ASS TITWANK BEANER KIKE CRAPMUNCHER POMMIE CHICKEN SHIT CUNTBUCKET ASS FUCKER CHOAD HO FUCKSTAIN PRICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HO SHITFUCKER CUNTBUCKET JACKASS VAGINA PUSSY FAG JACKASS RAGHEAD BASTARD NAZI PISSHOLE SHITE PIECE OF SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! CLEAN DRINKING WATER FUCKER SPIC BUTT-HOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DIPSHIT SCROTUM GENITALIA FLYING FUCK CONDOMS SHITSLIDE CHENEY SHITFACE HO PISS BLUMPKIN PISS OFF COCKGOBLIN FEMADOM PISSHOLE BAT FUCK INSANE SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT COCK NIPPLES COMMUNIST DILDO ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMMIT JACKASS COCK PUSSY PENIS ON A STICK BOOBS SPICY CUNT FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER JOHNNY COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BITCH SHITTY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I WILL KILL YOU! SUCK MY DICK BASTARD MARCH OF FLAMES VAGINA NIGGER NEGRO SHITE BITCH BITCH PENISBIRD FENCE JUMPER PISS ASSFACE FUCKING JUMP! CRAPMUNCHER TAMPONS ASS POTTYMOUTH FUCK OFF CRACKER HENTAI SUCK MY DICK BRUSH MA TEETH ASS PORCH MONKEY SUCK MY DICK LOGJAMMER DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PUNANI DAMN BITCH FUCKING JUMP! GOD DAMN NEGRO CHICKEN SHIT PENISFUCK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FUCK DOUCHEBAG JUSTIN BIEBER ASS WANK BITCH SPUNK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GRINGO FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER MOTHERFUCKER PENIS POMMIE SPIC JERK OFF MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING STRAWBERRY ASS DICKLICK SHIT DUMBASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POTTYMOUTH JACKASS TITTIES NEOPETS SEMEN BUTT PIRATE SPIC INBRED DUMBASS CUNTBUCKET SCROTUM CUNTSWILLING STEVE BALLMER BIGNOSE POMMIE ASSFACE BLOWJOB GENITALIA SOD WIENER SPUNK RAPE FAG FUCKING A BELLEND CUNT JACK OFF JERRY NIGGER SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA FUCK BEAVER SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX SLOPE CUNT FLYING FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ARSE COON DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BEANER WIENER SHITSLINGING PIG PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHITFACE LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST COMMUNION WAFER CRAPMUNCHER HELL SOD OFF FUCKING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BLUMPKIN FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITTY SON OF A BITCH CLUSTER FUCK PISS CLUSTER FUCK ASSHAT WIGGER LIMEY JENKEM COCK WANK BUTTFUCKER FELCHING INBRED CLUSTER FUCK HENTAI DARTH VADER ASSFACE FEMADOM BEAVER BELLEND BRITNEY BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS 666 DILDO DAMMIT FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! GOD DAMMIT COCK YOUR MOM DICKFACE FELLATIO FUCK NUGGET DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BLISTERING BARNACLES GOBSHITE PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BELLEND SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK O CANADA ASS DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA DICK BUTT PIRATE SHIT FALSE BENSON JERRY CLIT DUNE COON GANGBANG I WILL KILL YOU! MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL YOU WANKER MILF BALL SACK CHAV BEANER TWAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS HELL NIGGER TITS ASS RAT'S ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER STEVE BALLMER CUNT CHENEY HOSER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TOTAL BUTT PIRATE HELLFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! HELL GRINGO FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING BONER HELL AUTOFELLATIO MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY TWAT QUEEF CAMEL JOCKEY INCEST SEMEN WIENER MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO CLUSTER FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS KIKE NECROPHILIA POLAK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GOAT DICK DOG FUCKER BONER SHAKOPEE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TITS & DICKS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS ARTIST BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHAV CRAPPY ARSE MONKEY BALLS ASSHAT CONDOMS ASSFACE SPUNK RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JAP POMMIE RAGHEAD CUNTRAG BALLS BOOBIES DAMN COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT LIKE A HORSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER BLOWJOB IT'S OVER 9000! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITFUCKER LICK PUSSY

I WILL END YOU! FUCKFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RAPE YID BASTARD PISS OFF DICK IN A BOX FENCE JUMPER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK EAT MY SHIT! BORDER HOPPER D'OH CAMEL FUCKER COCK NORTH KOREA CUNTBUCKET POLAK DICK DICK IN A BOX BUKKAKE BIRD SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCK MALARKY ASS FUCKWIT SEMEN NIPPLES NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS JACKASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES PENIS JACKASS CARPET MUNCHER HORSE PENIS PENISBIRD FLAMING ASS BADGER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SAND NIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU NORTH KOREA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BASTARD RAT'S ASS TITMOUSE DYKE PISS ARTIST MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLEVELAND STEAMER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKWIT and with the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON and his YOU WANKER of girraffes in which JIGGABOO while reading about PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BOOBS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SUCK MY DICK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CUNT subject. If you do not find it funny GOD DAMMIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITBALLS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MALL SANTA If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DYKE joke loses its humour CUNTRAG when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so RAPE ignorant, then you wouldn't have BASTARD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DUMBASS SHIT BITCH PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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