Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YOUR MOM'PISS ARTIST'PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM'DAMN'GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS'MOTHERFUCKER'TITS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder POMMIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LENS CRAFTERS, sudden SEX m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PUSSY or TOSSER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GYPSY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DESU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSHAT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK YOU WIENER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKFACE television programs to address DIPSHIT Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKFACE Tourette's is SHITBALLS not to be WIENER confused with HO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCK YOU chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT random PEEPEE disorientation, culturally-WOP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND language, ARSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SHITTING DICK NIPPLES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COON souvenir shoppes and massive TAMPONS quantities WINDOWS VISTA of ANAL DIABETES CHENEY garbage.

Darnit.

A NAZI Polite Note to the TAFFY Author:

The SHITHEAD Tourette's ASSWIPE Research Institute was RAPE founded to ARSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MARY WHITEHOUSE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASS article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WIENER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSCRACK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance KIKE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PICKANINNY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST swear. You can SCRATCH! GROUNDER! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the BLOWJOB bad side of a terrible BASTARD thing.
• The main PENISFUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN IT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small REDSKIN knee GENITALIA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SCROTUM cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CC PLZ school for HELL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FROG'S FAT ASS sufferers to become BUGFUCK manically depressed and GOBSHITE commit CUNT suicide.
• There is no FROG'S FAT ASS cure, and the POTTYMOUTH drugs that are available to, "calm" the BAD MOTHERFUCKER tics often have adverse ASSFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL perodol" which caused my entire OH SHI– body to go NIPPLES numb and PENIS ON A BUN basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a DICK tourette syndrome JOHN ELWAY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JACKASS the SAND NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "FRED PHELPS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK OFF sorry for SPICY CUNT FUCK "hi-jacking" your FUCK YOU entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHAV this that really AMERICA ONLINE annoys me. I am working towards a CUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BONER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPANK THE MONKEY, and making fun of a DOT HEAD horrible disorder is (not) MOCCASINS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HO time.

Best DOUCHE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an GOVERNMENT FILTERS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. BONER Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The ASSFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITBALLS punch him if you FUCKSTAIN want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSLINGING saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my RAPE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LENS CRAFTERS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TOWELHEAD and SHITPISSER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JIGGABOO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISSHOLE BAND WITH 4 FAGGOT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHIT HORSE! LENS CRAFTERS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LENS CRAFTERS'S HOUSE

How BALL SACK to BORDER HOPPER cure INCEST the JUNGLE BUNNY Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DIPSHIT for [EXPLETIVE] Tourette's BELGIUM Syndrome TURD is FIRECROTCH following FLYING RAT'S ASS these FUCK OFF rules IT'S OVER 9000! in [expletive deleted] order:

• 1: Avoid BASTARD immature FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to ASSWIPE within FUCK YOU 10 CRACKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICKHEAD BITCH COCKSTUFFER nor SPIC talk,
• 4: Tell CUNT CRAPPER yourself you CUNT CRAPPER don't BALL SACK have [expletive deleted] this CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WETBACK WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEAVER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LENS CRAFTERS last straw FUCK!

I fucking put COCKSMOKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITCOCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS PISS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! offensive. PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SPIC people who try BASTARD to battle YUKY DOODY'AMERICA ONLINE that tight-ass TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 17-year-DICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS ARTIST it now, but someone said SHITTY' BIRD SHIT NIGGER'BALL SACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PORCH MONKEY is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Uncyclopedia, there are Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! articles GYPSY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching THONG TASTER stuff. So HELL that means ASSCRACK stop getting mad at the ASSFACE first part too and MOTHERFUCKER talking about the FUCK OFF letter that it's BONG mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what DUMBASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAGHEAD hi self DONKEY DICK even made a really FELLATIO good point. "It's NECROPHILIA nothing more CHOAD KISSER from a head nod to a POMMIE knee tick". WANKSPLAT. Which I'll add WANK onto TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNTING ASSCRACK suffer that BLISTERING BARNACLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PEDOPHILIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTRAG be, because if I were a ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HITLER hilarious. If you DICKHEAD Want facts, go on I'LL RAPE YOU Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DAMN IT be offended, don't read JERRY the freaking SEX article anyway.

BOOBS ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH ASSHAT NORTH KOREA GRINGO ANUSCAKE I RAPE WALRUSES! POLACK FRIG

VENEREAL DISEASE HADJI SUCK MY DICK VAGINA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LET'S SHIT INCEST NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE [EXPLETIVE] GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAGHEAD WALRUS SHIT TOWELHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHEBAG CUNT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CARPET MUNCHER BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING OSTRICH MY ASS ALEX TREBEK NIGGER TITS HELL BITCH PISS FUCKER SHITE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET'S SHIT SPUNK AUTOFELLATIO CHAV POOPOO FOUR-EYES RAT'S ASS BIBLE BASHER DIPSHIT BOB SAGET ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALLS PEDOPHILIA CRACKER SCUMBUCKET HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM ASSHOLE FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER BITCH BULLSHIT NIGGER INBRED KRAUT ASS MOCCASINS GOD DAMMIT SHITCOCK ASSCRACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNNILINGUS SPIC INCEST GOD DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUKKAKE CROTCH DIPSHIT FRIENDS ASSFACE OH SHI– RUSKIE BULLSHIT TITTYWANK ASS [expletive deleted] BAT FUCK INSANE PISS UP MY ARSE NIGGER suck my mothers FEATURED IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER WANK BALLS DUMBASS DARTH VADER WETBACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK NUGGET JAP KIDDY FIDDLER BITCH CHINK DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER SHIT BOB SAGET FOUR-EYES FELLATIO CUNT FUCKING SHIT BITCH DUMBASS POMMIE FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD FELLATIO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE SHITTY SHITSLINGING ANUSCAKE FUCKING CHINK TITS & DICKS MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITCUNTING SHITSLINGING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT JOHNNY CUNTRAG HELL JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GIVING HEAD POMMIE HELL GOBSHITE FAG YOU WANKER JERRY WIENER CUNT NAZI INBRED [expletive deleted] ALF CARPET MUNCHER FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FUCKING DAMNED TABERNACLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JACKASS SHIT NIGGER FUCKWIT HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY CHOAD ASSWIPE SHIT LET'S SHIT GANGBANG SHITTY HAIL SATAN! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POMMIE DICKHEAD INCEST DICKFACE PISS OFF COCKSUCKER BENCH PRESS DOUCHE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSRAPING O CANADA SPIC DOG FUCKER DAMN YOUR MOM ASSFACE DAMN TACO PEDOPHILIA PECKERHEAD CUNT LAPPER POLACK FUCKING A NIPPLES INJUN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE NIGGER HADJI REDSKIN CUNT SHITFUCKER BITCH DICK CHICKEN MARY WHITEHOUSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLIT CHOAD WANK INJUN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POLESMOKER FUCK BOOBIES SUGARTITS WHORE BALLS JIZZ DUMBASS SPUNK CONDOMS FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE POLESMOKER DILDO DICK YID ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT CUNT WIENER DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] YOU WANKER FRIG JACKASS SHITFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CARPET MUNCHER DAMN NECROPHILIA TITS ASSHOLE PIG MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY ANAL DIABETES TITS BUTT-HOLE JACKASS POMMIE KIKE BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK FUCKING JUMP! SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT ASS CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS LICKER DICKWAD ASSHAT PENIS [expletive deleted] CUNT CUNT CRAPPER FUCK YOUR MOM BATHING SUIT AREA BUTTFUCKER CROTCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS MONKEY BALLS BOB SAGET FAG FUCK PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK CUNTRAG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RAPE BITCH [expletive deleted] LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD BIG FOOT VENEREAL DISEASE ASS LICKER POLAK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASS FASCIST JAP TIT SPRINKLES BITCH CRAPMUNCHER BELGIUM CUNT CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLAK PIGFUCKER LAKE TITICACA SHITHEAD FUCK NEGRO BUKKAKE MILF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNTING ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YUKY DOODY DUMBASS DIPSHIT BITCH CUNTSWILLING CHINK HORSE SHIT JACKASS FELLATIO SHITFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BASTARD HELL VAGINA TWO-INCH PENIS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSRAPING GIVING HEAD BASTARD FALSE BENSON CUNT FUCKING JUMP! KIKE VAGINA JENKEM SHIT LIKE A HORSE NICARAGUA DICK TITS FELCHMONKEY DAMN IT FELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE DAMN POLESMOKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASSBANDIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUGFUCK MILF NIGGER DOUCHING DAMMIT SEX PISS ARTIST FUCKING BALLS NECROPHILIA SEX GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG ARSE FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX HELL DICKHEAD DAMN IT I WILL END YOU! CLUSTERFUCK PEARL NECKLACE FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMN RAPE CLIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK CROTCH CLIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSHAT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSFACE CHOAD KISSER SEX SHITHEAD LIMEY BONG CUNT DAMN WHITE RIGHTS DAMN YOU WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAP BOON ANAL SHITE COON FUCKING A FUCK YOU DAMN THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DAMN HOT GRITS SUITCASE PENIS INBRED SHITSLIDE SHITE AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS CLUSTERFUCK DESU CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT NEGRO ASSBANDIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WHORE YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAGO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT EPIDIDYMIS ASSRAMMER SON OF A BITCH QUEEF BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD SHITE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BASTARD DYKE POMMIE BALLS GANGBANG BOLLOCKS FUDGEPACKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN POMMIE ARSE FRAK GRIS WANK TOSSER TITS DOG SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA POO POO BLOWJOB BORDER HOPPER [Insert silly non-swear here] HELL EPIDIDYMIS WANK CUM PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING BASEBALL SHITCOCK FUCK YOU WILLY WONKA COON PISS OFF TIT SPRINKLES ASSFACE D'OH pen0r PEARL NECKLACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH SHITHEAD SHITCOCK NI SCUMBAG NI PUSSY NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN PISS OFF MY ASS CUNTBUCKET Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSWIPE DAMN TITTIES FELLATIO O KURWA! ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BOOBIES FUCKER CLIT HOSER PENIS RAT'S COCK ASS CLEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX JOHN ELWAY FUCKER [expletive deleted] SUGARTITS FELLATIO GARBAGE DAY! ASSRAPING HELL [expletive deleted] SHITTY ASS TITTIES PEEPEE CUNT NIPPLES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CHRISTHUMPER CHICKEN FRIES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TITTIES SPUNK CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMMIT FUCKER SHITBALLS REDSKIN FALUN GONG CLEMEN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NIGNOG SHIT [expletive deleted] PISS I AM CORNHOLIO! RAPE MOZILLA FIREFOX PEDOPHILIA ASSRAMMER BOOBIES PIG LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DUMBASS DAMN IT SOD OFF COON DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK BALLS FUCKER QUEEF FUCKING A ARSE WOP SPUNK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE CHUCK NORRIS BOOBS HITLER DAMN SHIT DAMN FELLATIO FUCKING RAGHEAD POOPY MILF DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST DOUCHING MACACA WEHATEMARIO ASSRAPING YOU WANKER [EXPLETIVE] PRICK COCK PAKI DICKLICK BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF SHIT DYKE FUCK PENISPENISPENIS!!! DUMBASS DICKLICK CRAP FUCKFACE CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER POWERSHIT SUCK MY DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANK FUCK NIGGER PENIS SUITCASE PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POTTYMOUTH ANAL PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITMOUSE INJUN DOUCHEBAG JENKEM BAT FUCK INSANE WEHATEMARIO MILF POMMIE PISS ARTIST WANK FUCKFACE FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY SHIT LIKE A HORSE RAPE AY-AY-AY PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUGGER OFF SHITBALLS ASS SUCK MY COCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER BLOWJOB CLEVELAND STEAMER WANKSPLAT BITCH HADJI CUM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT FUCK TITTIES HELL TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER SAND NIGGER HELLFIRE HELL ASS MOCKIE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY PEDOPHILIA FRAK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SHITHEAD SHITSKIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY PUNCHER YOUR MOM HADJI CROTCH BITCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE BULLSHIT HADJI NORTH KOREA PISS ARTIST PUSSY SHITSLIDE YOU WANKER SHITTY SOD OFF GOD DAMMIT PUNANI GOD DAMMIT NI DONALD RUMSFELD PENIS BASTARD BULLSHIT FUCK OFF DOG SHIT COCK TAFFY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PISSHOLE NIGGER WANK ASSRAMMER VENEREAL DISEASE HELL TIT SPRINKLES BEANER GOATSE MICK ASS JIGGABOO DAGO ASS FASCIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACKASS YOUR MOM ALF KIKE DICKWAD BULLSHIT RECTUM RAIDER WALRUS SHIT BITCH DOM DeLUISE FUCKWIT FUCK OFF GREASER ARSE [expletive deleted] BITCH YOU WANKER COON PEDOPHILIA FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN FUCK RAT'S ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKLICK VAGINA JACK OFF FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING POTTYMOUTH NAZI RAPE FUCKER DAMN FUCKTARD DAMN FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT FEWMETS PEARL NECKLACE FASHION BUG DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOG SHIT FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SIGMUND FREUD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT TOSSER LET'S SHIT WANK THONG TASTER RAT'S ASS TENTACLE RAPE FUCK WHORE KIKE PRICK TESTICLE CHOKE DONKEY PUNCHER STRAWBERRY ASS BITCH GOD DAMN FRITZ BITCH SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKBAG DICK BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER BALLS SCUMBAG GRINGO POISON IN BABY FORMULA DOUCHEBAG TITS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH FUCKTARD DICK TITS FELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSHOLE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU BUKKAKE FUCKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TAFFY SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HORSE SHIT CUM BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COON GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE JACKASS pen0r CRAPMUNCHER PISS POMMIE DEVELOPERS! CHUFF TWAT FRIG MICK BUTTFUCKER WANK ASSWIPE ASSWIPE BOOBS CHINK BULLSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PENIS JACKASS BUGGER OFF SHITHEAD ASSHOLE SAND NIGGER MAMA MIA BRITNEY INBRED PUSSY FUCK BULLSHIT ASSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER DICKFACE FUCKING A CLEVELAND STEAMER PENIS ASSHAT TAMPONS CHOAD SHIT FIST FUCK ASSWIPE ASSBANDIT FELCHING AY-AY-AY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JACK OFF ASSCRACK DONKEY PUNCHER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASS TOWELHEAD SHIT DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS CLEMEN FELLATIO WANKER ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! 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RUSTY TROMBONE FRAK CHIGGER ORGASM PENIS ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK EMO SHITE FELLATIO SHITFUCKER JACK OFF NIGGER HELL BONG MASTURBATION DAMN TURD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH RAGHEAD EAT MY SHIT! JACK OFF SHITHEAD REDNECK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY BALLS suck my mothers SEX TITWANK WANKSPLAT ASS ASSWIPE SOD HOLY DUMB FUCK PRICK BUGGER JESSE McCARTNEY WOMEN'S RIGHTS JACKASS FELCHING TIMBER NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DUNE COON TESTICLE CHOKE WIENER FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS TITS BULLSHIT BUGGER SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU COCKSMOKER AUTOFELLATIO CLEVELAND STEAMER BUTT-HOLE WINDOWS VISTA KNOBJOCKEY BULLCRAP ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS BUTT PIRATE PISS JACK ABRAMOFF MASTURBATION SHITHEAD TITWANK BELLEND SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GYPSY SOD OFF SCROTUM LOLCAT BIGNOSE FUCK OFF JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISS NECROPHILIA JERRY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WIENER BELGIUM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK SOD OFF ASSCRACK DIPSHIT SEX DAMN CHIGGER WIENER BALLS CROTCH GOATSE FUCK ASSFACE MOCKIE CUNT FUCKWIT MALARKY QUEEF FUCKFACE FROG SEMEN TITWANK HORSE PENIS TESTICLE CHOKE SHITFUCKER BALLS CUNNILINGUS LOLLIPOPS BUGGER CUNTRAG TITS & DICKS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MONKEY SHIT GOOK DOUCHING POMMIE DONKEY PUNCHER YID CUNT BUNG-HOLE BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK FUCK ASS CHIGGER LICK PUSSY

JIGGABOO TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A ORGASM BUGGER DILDO CUNTRAG JERRY TWAT FRENCH TICKLER MOLDY TITS DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK BEAVER DOT HEAD CHRISTHUMPER SHITSLINGING WOODPECKERSHIT MOCCASINS CAPTAIN CRUNCH JIZZ EPIDIDYMIS DICK CLUSTERFUCK CUNT PISS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFACE and with the FUCKER and his CLIT of girraffes in which JACKASS while reading about FLYING RAT'S ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JERRY