Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's YOU WANKER'BONG'BUTT PIRATE'TWAT'BOOBIES'DAMN'NIPPLES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FEWMETS neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHE NAZI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CRAPFUCKER, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SON OF A BITCH or FLOWERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TOSSER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNNILINGUS utterFUCKance of socially INBRED objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GYPSY television programs to address BELLEND Tourette's syndrome.

BLUMPKIN Tourette's is BOB SAGET not to be SHITCUNTING confused with FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BOON chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random JESUS FUCKING CHRIST disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOG FUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BLOWJOB language, FROG'S FAT ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ARSE ASSFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIENER souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities RAPE of ANAL DIABETES BULLCRAP garbage.

Darnit.

A VENEREAL DISEASE Polite Note to the DICK TITS Author:

The FUCK OFF Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was BIGNOSE founded to SHITE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PEDOPHILIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITSLIDE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SMEG Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can JAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the JOHNNY bad side of a terrible TITTYWANK thing.
• The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PENIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS knee SHITFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SEX no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SCUMBAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JOHNNY school for COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TAMPONS sufferers to become CUM manically depressed and I'LL RAPE YOU commit MALARKY suicide.
• There is no ASSHAT cure, and the CRAP ON A STICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSLINGING tics often have adverse TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go SHIT numb and CAMEL JOCKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FAG it is without the SHITFACE drug.

I am an active member of a MARGARET THATCHER tourette syndrome FLAMING ASS BADGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BAT FUCK INSANE the COCKSHITTER public view of Tourettes as a "COCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CONAN O'BRIAN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am INBRED sorry for DICKFACE "hi-jacking" your PRICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS & DICKS this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GYPSY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS, and making fun of a MASTURBATION horrible disorder is (not) COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITFACE time.

Best FUCKSTAIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing FALUN GONG right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. I AM CORNHOLIO! Regards to Andrew D'OH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The DYKE bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you ASS want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my DAMN IT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CRAPFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are INBRED and FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PAKI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 I'LL RAPE YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HORSE! CRAPFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CRAPFUCKER'S HOUSE

How DICK IN A BOX to DONKEY DICK cure SEMEN the PIGFUCKER Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BASTARD for QUEEF Tourette's NAZI Syndrome ORGASM is PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM following BITCH these GOAT DICK rules MOCCASINS in ASSHAT order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature FUCK little NI kids,
• 2: Count to FLYING FUCK within DICKWAD 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ANUSCAKE COCKSUCKER BONER nor ASS talk,
• 4: Tell SHITSKIN yourself you SCUMBAG don't SHITHEAD have DYKE this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE WITH NASTY JACK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CRAPFUCKER last straw YID!

I fucking put NIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE GYPSY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DIPSHIT the TOP OF PISS THIS CUNTRAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BULLSHIT offensive. FUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKHEAD people who try JERRY to battle FUCKING JUMP!'ASSFACE that tight-ass DOG FUCKER 17-year-NIPPLES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK it now, but someone said ASSHOLE' TWAT MALL SANTA'FROG'S FAT ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HOMO is a laughing ABO matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are FELCHING articles FUCK NUGGET about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WINDOWS VISTA stuff. So HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS that means BOOBS stop getting mad at the NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES first part too and AUTOFELLATIO talking about the RICK MORANIS letter that it's ASS mocking (what MINORITIES letter? I don't even know what DICKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSFACE hi self GOD DAMN even made a really MALARKY good point. "It's WIGGER nothing more PEARL NECKLACE from a head nod to a GARBAGE DAY! knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUGFUCK suffer that ABO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISSHOLE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSFACE be, because if I were a EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITCUNTING hilarious. If you ASSWIPE Want facts, go on PENIS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CROTCH be offended, don't read NIGGER the freaking SHITSLINGING article anyway.

CUNTRAG FUCK ASS UIGURS JENKEM YOU SUCK BALLS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HO SHOOP DA WHOOP BLISTERING BARNACLES

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PHELPS ARSE TOSSER DICKHEAD FUCKWIT PRICK JIZZ PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT INBRED HORSE SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS 666 HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BONG CHOAD [expletive deleted] PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCROTUM DAMN FUCK OFF BOOBIES BITCH SEX SHITCOCK TITS SHITPISSER FRITZ POLACK LET'S SHIT CUM JENKEM BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS CLEAN DRINKING WATER DILDO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKSTAIN YUKY DOODY BLOWJOB CHAV [EXPLETIVE] SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT CUNNILINGUS ASS MICK TITS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY'S UNCLE DALAI LAMA CRACKER BANGKOK HOLY DUMB FUCK FIRECROTCH PISS OFF BUKKAKE CUM FUCK PENIS ON A STICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS BONER SHIT POMMIE CHENEY HELL SHITSLINGING JACKASS YID SHITE BULLSHIT SHAKOPEE BASTARD DOG SHIT POOPY SUCK A BIG DICK TAFFY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GENITALIA TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKSTAIN JACKASS GOD DAMN PIG WETBACK FUCKER JOHNNY SHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BALLS BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FROG DILDO BATMAN & ROBIN HORSE PENIS ARSEBADGERS PISS UP MY ARSE TITTYWANK SHIT JIGGABOO FEMADOM TRANNY CLIT CROTCH BITCH TOWELHEAD COCKSUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GRINGO FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE MICK FUCK COON GOD DAMN CHOAD CHINK JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK POLESMOKER TRANNY FUCK YOU RAGHEAD HOMO MILF PIGFUCKER DOUCHING CLIT DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE GRINGO GOATSE GOOK POLESMOKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS JOHNNY CLIT FUCK CRAPMUNCHER DONALD RUMSFELD SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKTARD SUNSHINE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN SHIT SEX VAGINA NIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO DOG SHIT WALRUS SHIT DAMMIT MICK SHITBALLS WANK POWERSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN [expletive deleted] TITWANK DICK ASS WHORE SCUMBAG OH SHI– SACRAMENTO SHITE PORCUPINE'S BALLS I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE COCKSUCKER KIKE DILDO SHITHEAD ARSEBADGERS BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GRIS GRIS BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT TOSSER JIGGABOO CUNTYMINTS BONER NIGGER SHITSLINGING WANK CUNT PIGFUCKER BEANER JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK WANK PEDOPHILIA GRINGO DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT DICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WOP JOHN ELWAY DAMN IT BLUMPKIN BULLSHIT BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH HONKY DICKFACE ASS FASCIST GANGBANG PENISFUCK MASTURBATION suck my mothers DUMBASS PAKI FENCE JUMPER CONDOMS CUNT CRAPPER BONER CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK NICARAGUA BASTARD JOHN ELWAY WANKER FELCHING GREASER RAPE TITS SOD BOOBIES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GYPSY ASSWIPE CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM EXTRA LONG PENIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JERK OFF CLUSTERFUCK CUNT COCK FEMADOM BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH BITCH KNOBJOCKEY DICK IN A BOX OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CLEMEN SHITE SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER CLIT SHUT UP, MEG! ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS PISS CUNTRAG DUMBASS ABO DAMMIT TWAT JACKASS SHIT FIRECROTCH VAGINA WETBACK PISS ARTIST SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN TURD CARPET MUNCHER FUCK A DUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S COCK ASS FASCIST PORCH MONKEY ASSHOLE BOOBIES BASTARD JERRY CUNTBUCKET FUCKING A BULLCRAP CUNT SAND NIGGER PEDOPHILIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKGOBLIN CUM [expletive deleted] MOCCASINS REBECCA BLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT DOG FUCKER BLUMPKIN GRAPE PENIS DAMN FRAK HELL BIRD SHIT KNOBJOCKEY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAMN DICKWAD SEMEN SWIMMING POOL CONDOMS FLYING FUCK DICK SHIT D'OH PRICK RAPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMMIT DAMN TITS & DICKS KAFFIR PISS OFF SPIC SUCK A BIG DICK SHITSKIN BOB SAGET FUCKER BASTARD TITMOUSE BASTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WIENER ASSHAT OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH PEARL NECKLACE INBRED CHUCK NORRIS DOUCHEBAG CUNTRAG GRINGO JACKASS SHIT FU SPANG FUCK BITCH PISS FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU JIGGABOO BALL SACK CUNT MASTURBATION MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK WANK BUGGER OFF DOT HEAD NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD JENKEM SHIT COCK BONER BENCH PRESS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BIGNOSE YOU WANKER ARSE MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT SUGARTITS TWAT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A CROTCH SHITCOCK ASSHAT TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOYCOTT VIACOM! TWISTY VAGINA FUCKER POLACK YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SLOPE OSTRICH MY ASS DIPSHIT GOBSHITE JACKASS MOCCASINS CHICKEN SHIT WHORE WHITE POWER CUNTSWILLING INCEST SEMEN BIGNOSE TITS RECTUM RAIDER HELL FLYING FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK CUNT FUCKER FRED PHELPS DICKHEAD CAUCASIANS JIGGABOO BASTARD FUCKING A SHIT CUNNILINGUS TWISTY VAGINA MALARKY HEIL HITLER! IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! ASS LICKER WANK PISS OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLIDE CRAP ON A STICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY PENISFUCK HELLFUCKER SPUNK DYKE FUCKFACE GOD DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOG SHIT HO TWO-INCH PENIS SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT CHIGGER SAGGY TITS MALARKY CAMEL FUCKER RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT FIST FUCK VAGINA ASSHAT ASSHOLE HEIL HITLER! EPIDIDYMIS TAMPONS CUNTYMINTS I AM CORNHOLIO! SEX GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS OSCAR WILDE IS GAY DICKHEAD FUCK NUGGET MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PRICK and with the COCKSTUFFER and his FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK of girraffes in which FRIG while reading about ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GIVING HEAD