Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE'LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!'BELGIUM'SHITSLIDE'PUSSYLICKER'BENSON SUCKS'VAGINA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNNILINGUS neurochemical FUCK disorder FENCE JUMPER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE, sudden NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SPUNK or PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOOBIES way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOCCASINS REDNECK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TWAT utterFUCKance of socially YUKY DOODY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address FEWMETS Tourette's syndrome.

TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's is VAGINA not to be SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM confused with TOSSER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SEMEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL random INJUN disorientation, culturally-POLAK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSRAPING language, O CANADA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JACKASS souvenir shoppes and massive WETBACK quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH garbage.

Darnit.

A SPANK THE MONKEY Polite Note to the ASSFACE Author:

The MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Research Institute was KAFFIR founded to SUCK A BIG DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITTIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SAND NIGGER article SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKWIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FIST FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers DICKLICK swear. You can CHRISTHUMPER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TOSSER TV, for always focusing on the PEARL NECKLACE bad side of a terrible HOMO thing.
• The main DOT HEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOYCOTT VIACOM! knee DICKFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DICKWAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKLICK school for QUEEF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLEMEN sufferers to become PRICK manically depressed and DICKFACE commit SHITTING DICK NIPPLES suicide.
• There is no BOOBIES cure, and the MONKEY SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the HIGH WAGES tics often have adverse WIKIPEDIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BLISTERING BARNACLES perodol" which caused my entire DAMN IT body to go MOTHERFUCKER numb and TACO basically made it NIGGA! worse than HI, BILLY MAYS HERE it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a INCEST tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RUSKIE the FUCKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "SONNY BILL WILLIAMS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BALLS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COON sorry for BOYCOTT VIACOM! "hi-jacking" your ORGASM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really ASSCRACK annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHRIST OF TABERNACLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MOZILLA FIREFOX, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MONKEY BALLS time.

Best MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BLUMPKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AAAAAAAAA! in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOVERNMENT FILTERS byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. FUCKING Regards to Andrew BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The PISS ARTIST bastard who wrote this article. You can HO punch him if you DICK want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you KU KLUX KLAN remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MOTHERFUCKER saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my JOHNNY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POO POO BLOWJOB and LENS CRAFTERS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FELLATIO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 CUNT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITHEAD HORSE! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE'S HOUSE

How BITCH to KIKE cure KIKE the SON OF A BITCH Tourette's COCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MARY WHITEHOUSE for ASSHAT Tourette's URINE-GARGLING Syndrome DUMBASS is DAMN following DAMN these SIGMUND FREUD rules CRAPFUCKER in BALL SACK order:

• 1: Avoid ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA immature HITLER little BLOWJOB kids,
• 2: Count to SHIT within LENS CRAFTERS 10 BULLSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HELL SHITFACE BIG FOOT nor CHOAD talk,
• 4: Tell [expletive deleted] yourself you DICK IN A BOX don't AY-AY-AY have BUTTFUCKER this CUNTRAG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT PIRATE WITH NASTY GENITALIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DIPSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE last straw CHIGGER!

I fucking put JUSTIN BIEBER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPIC PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BONER the TOP OF SEMEN THIS LOGJAMMER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SUCK MY DICK offensive. TIMBER NIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOD DAMN people who try DICK to battle NECROPHILIA'FUCKTARD that tight-ass CUM 17-year-SHITFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIG it now, but someone said PISS ARTIST' SHITTY DAMN IT'SHITCOCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BEAVER is a laughing GO COUNT YOUR DICK matter. Plus there KIKE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POMMIE Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN IT articles FIREWALLS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So DARTH VADER that means BELGIUM stop getting mad at the SON OF A BITCH first part too and IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! talking about the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK letter that it's ARSEBADGERS mocking (what [Insert silly non-swear here] letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian VAGINA hi self SHITFUCKER even made a really DICKHEAD good point. "It's RAT'S COCK nothing more COMMUNIST DILDO from a head nod to a GOD DAMMIT knee tick". VENEREAL DISEASE. Which I'll add REDNECK onto DICK CHICKEN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! suffer that FUCKWIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes YOU WANKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a CC PLZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NEOPETS hilarious. If you FUCK YOU Want facts, go on SHITSKIN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BEANER be offended, don't read NEGRO the freaking NIPPLES article anyway.

DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER GIVING HEAD BOOBS 666 JOHNNY BUTTFUCKER NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER FROG'S FAT ASS

RANDY TRAVIS ORGASM FEMADOM SHITSLINGING TOSSER LAKE TITICACA SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH CUM DAMN TITTIES GOAT DICK CUNT CRAPPER SUCK MY COCK SHIT GOD DAMN CUNTRAG TIT DIRT PEDOPHILIA BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT FELCHING FIRECROTCH PISSHOLE TITTYWANK DICK CHICKEN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BOOBIES SHITTY DARTH VADER FUCKTARD FREEDOM OF SPEECH DAMN JACKASS FUCKER SHIT BULLSHIT GANGBANG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PICKANINNY BUTT PIRATE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOAT DICK BUTTFUCKER SON OF A BITCH POOPY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIRTY SANCHEZ DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK OFF NIGNOG COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKLICK ASS YID GOD DAMMIT CHENEY RAT'S ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS LOLCAT DOG FUCKER SHITFACE MICK COCKSMOKER SEX BEAVER GOD DAMN BULLSHIT GOBSHITE BITCH FUCKFACE FUCK DICKLICK DUNE COON ABO JERK OFF PUSSY DICKHEAD DICK WANK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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ASS NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE RAT'S COCK CHINK JERK OFF HORSE SHIT SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE BIGNOSE SHIT FUCKSTAIN COON TITWANK REDSKIN FUCKWIT BOB SAGET TAMPONS WIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITTY JAP YOU WANKER CUNT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST COCKGOBLIN WILLY WONKA GOD DAMMIT SUCK A BIG DICK SHITHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WALRUS SHIT BALLS LIMEY HUMAN RIGHTS WIENER DIPSHIT TITTIES DOUCHE NAZI MOTHERFUCKER SHITE KRAUT WANK PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK YOU BIG FOOT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITCOCK MASTURBATION FEMADOM FUCKWIT FRITZ MOCKIE CROTCH MONKEY SHIT NIGNOG GOOK FUCKER KIDDY FIDDLER TITTIES ASS GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT RAPE CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ANAL DIABETES GRIS BEAVER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! AMERICA ONLINE FELLATIO FUCK BITCH SHITCUNTING CHOAD KISSER SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [expletive deleted] CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTRAG SCUMBAG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CRACKER FUCKER RUSKIE FROG FELLATIO BATHING SUIT AREA HELL SMILES CHICKEN SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! ARSE MOCKIE RUSKIE FUCKING A WIGGER JOHNNY SNUFF PORN PUNANI NIGNOG BUTTFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FENCE JUMPER DAMN IT SHITE SECOND BALLS FUCK YOU SHITTY BALLS CUNTSWILLING JACKASS WEHATEMARIO DYKE ANAL DAMN ASS FUCK YOU SHITFACE URINE-GARGLING FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK TWISTY VAGINA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HENTAI CRAP WANKER HO FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS SHIT JENKEM BITCH CUNNILINGUS AMERICAN SPELLING ASSFACE BORDER HOPPER PISS GENITALIA NICARAGUA WIGGER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER BELLEND SHIT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM BLISTERING BARNACLES ORGASM CLIT FUCK BOOBS RUSTY TROMBONE ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITTY TUBA FLYING FUCK GANGBANG ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH SOD COCKSMOKER SCUMBAG KIDDY FIDDLER DOG SHIT FEWMETS NINTENDOGS PEARL NECKLACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MICK DAMN POMMIE DOT HEAD REDSKIN NIGGER PECKERHEAD SCUMBAG KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH LIMEY DOUCHING BITCH PRICK SHIT BUGFUCK BONER TIT SPRINKLES RECTUM RAIDER TWAT NI CHOAD KISSER DOUCHE NAZI NIGGER GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE FUCKER FUCK DEVELOPERS! BUNG-HOLE RANDY TRAVIS GIVING HEAD ASS LICKER FUCK PUSSY BUGGER OFF CONDOMS BITCH CUNT ASS BOOBS FENCE JUMPER SHITFACE ASSHAT STEVE BALLMER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSHOLE PISS OFF BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE [Insert swear here] JIGGABOO OSTRICH MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO FENCE JUMPER LOLCAT BOB SAGET DAMN PIG FRENCH TICKLER DICKHEAD FRED PHELPS SUITCASE PENIS JIZZ RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER FUCK DUMBASS BONG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGNOG DAMN FUCKING CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS WIENER MICK JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK YOU CHICKEN FRIES WANK I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CRAPPER POMMIE PISS OFF MY ASS ASSCRACK ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH DONKEY DICK ABO EPIDIDYMIS SHITE MAMA MIA GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS NIGGER FEMADOM BOON FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SLOPE ASS THONG TASTER INCEST HONKY WANK TITS BASTARD BOYCOTT VIACOM! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FROG'S FAT ASS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] CUNT YOGHURT CANNON GENITALIA CHIGGER SHITFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ANAL PISS ASSBANDIT CHOAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN INCEST ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER WILLY WONKA PENIS TIT DIRT DICKFACE BIRD SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK DOUCHEBAG SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB DONKEY PUNCHER DICKFACE BITCH TWAT POO POO BLOWJOB BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER BIGNOSE RICK MORANIS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HATE HATE HAT FUCK OFF RANDY TRAVIS STRAWBERRY ASS ASSWIPE SHITTY CROTCH suck my mothers PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS WIGGER YOU WANKER CUM BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHITE CRAP GOD DAMN FUCKING BASEBALL SUCK A BIG DICK FOREIGN CURRENCY CRAPPY SCROTUM WIENER LOLCAT DOG FUCKER FRITZ WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN IT WOP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD DAMN CRACKER CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT BAT FUCK INSANE SOD OFF COLGATE CONDOMS TIENANMEN SQUARE HADJI FUCKTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CAMEL FUCKER TACO TAFFY BLUE PENIS! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH STRAWBERRY ASS TURD CLEVELAND STEAMER SCUMBUCKET FRITZ BALL SACK FLYING FUCK TITTIES PENIS CUNT LAPPER BOOBIES MOCKIE INCEST BELLEND JAP CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER BULLSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOOBS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS LICKER SCUMBUCKET INCEST I WILL END YOU! DOT HEAD P'KANG TITS BIRD IN THE HOUSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKHEAD DUMBASS RAPE PEARL NECKLACE BIGNOSE [EXPLETIVE] FUCK FOUR-EYES BALLS DONKEY DICK DAMN IT SHIT ALEX TREBEK SHIT FUCK DAMN IT CHINK NINTENDOGS FLAMING ASS BADGER CLUSTERFUCK CRAPMUNCHER JERRY ASSHAT ASSHAT REDNECK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN ASS FASCIST ASSHAT FUCKWIT RANDY TRAVIS FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF MY ASS PRICK FUCKHEAD WOP JOHNNY SHITCUNTING FUCKWIT LIMEY BOLLOCKS COON SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNNILINGUS JAP YUKY DOODY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TWAT DOUCHING CUNTRAG CUNT NIGNOG WOP PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITPISSER PISS PIGFUCKER SHITPISSER DYKE HADJI DICK CHICKEN DYKE NORTH KOREA PRICK SUITCASE PENIS CHENEY BOOBS ORGASM FUCK PISS ARTIST FRIG RAPE I RAPE WALRUSES! MONKEY BALLS SEX WANKSPLAT DAMN FUCK YOU CUNTRAG DAMN IT FUCKING A I WILL END YOU! COCKSTUFFER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK TITTIES FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE PECKERHEAD TITMOUSE GARBAGE DAY! [expletive deleted] NIGGER WANK PUSSYLICKER SHIT HORSE SHIT GOBSHITE EPIDIDYMIS JAP DAGO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BONG DOUCHING SHITTY COCKSTUFFER BITCH PENIS SAND NIGGER INJUN BITCH PISS BASTARD TOWELHEAD INJUN DICKWAD MALARKY BONER CHUFF EPIDIDYMIS MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGNOG BASTARD PUSSY SHITE DICKLICK HO ASSRAMMER ASS AY-AY-AY FUCKING SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT DICK ASSHOLE FUCK NUGGET SOD OFF WIENER NECROPHILIA CUNT BALL SACK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BALLS NIGGER FUCKBAG D'OH GRINGO WIENER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DUMBASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUKKAKE CHOAD FUCK SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK ARSE TAFFY FUCK DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FAG CUNT BUGFUCK BEANER BOOBIES DOUCHEBAG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT TWAT SHITE BUGGER OFF CHRISTHUMPER BONER GO COUNT YOUR DICK NEGRO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING EXTRA LONG PENIS BENSON SUCKS JACK OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SOD and with the LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS and his CLEVELAND STEAMER of girraffes in which NIGGER while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JIGGABOO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PUSSY