Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITFACE'ASSWIPE'KIKE'MORGAN TSVANGIRAI'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'ASS'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKBAG or SHITFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BOLLOCKS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TIMBER NIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SEMEN utterFUCKance of socially BALL SACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S COCK Tourette's is DICK CHICKEN not to be DAMN confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NEOPETS random BULLSHIT disorientation, culturally-SPANK THE MONKEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS ARTIST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local VAGINA language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LENS CRAFTERS OLD CHRIST OF A of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PRICK souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities BEANER of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A BONG Polite Note to the COCKSHITTER Author:

The BONER Tourette's BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Research Institute was DIRTY SANCHEZ founded to RECTUM RAIDER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK OFF article FUCKING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKING JUMP! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COMMUNIST DILDO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INBRED.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSWIPE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIPPLES Tourrette's sufferers RAT'S COCK swear. You can FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible GOD DAMMIT thing.
• The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKWIT knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUTTFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RANDY TRAVIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SEX school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PENIS sufferers to become SHITHEAD manically depressed and PAKI commit BIG FOOT suicide.
• There is no AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI cure, and the DICKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ANAL DIABETES tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DYKE perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go DICKHEAD numb and JOHNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAMN it is without the SHITE drug.

I am an active member of a ROSIE O'DONNELL tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BLUMPKIN the COCKING FUCKBOROUGH public view of Tourettes as a "ORGASM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SEMEN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS UP MY ARSE sorry for SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM "hi-jacking" your ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRED PHELPS this that really HO annoys me. I am working towards a GENITALIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS UP MY ARSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WANK, and making fun of a BLUMPKIN horrible disorder is (not) JUNGLE BUNNY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CAMEL FUCKER time.

Best ABO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHT WING not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an FALUN GONG effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “EUROIPODS” Wen

P.S. CHOAD Regards to Andrew SHITBALLS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The JERK OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK punch him if you HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MAMA MIA saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WARNER MUSIC GROUP and DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOG FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JERK OFF BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A pen0r HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How CUNT to SCUMBAG cure TACO the TOSSER Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITTY for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Tourette's NIPPLES Syndrome FUCKWIT is DILDO following SHITSLINGING these DARTH VADER rules DAGO in FAGGOT order:

• 1: Avoid NIPPLES immature FLAMING ASS BADGER little BUTT PIRATE kids,
• 2: Count to TWAT within TIMBER NIGGER 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FLYING FUCK POLESMOKER I WILL END YOU! nor SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS talk,
• 4: Tell TIBET yourself you ASSWIPE don't SHIT have FEWMETS this CHING CHONG CHINK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY NIPPLES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHINK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw COCKSUCKER!

I fucking put RUSKIE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHRISTMAS TREES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACK OFF the TOP OF PENIS THIS BLUE PENIS! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISSHOLE offensive. FUCKWIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOT HEAD people who try JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK to battle SPICY CUNT FUCK'FAG that tight-ass CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE 17-year-BIGNOSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TOTAL it now, but someone said BASTARD' FUCKWIT FUCK OFF'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASS is a laughing CUNTSWILLING matter. Plus there BRUSH MA TEETH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PUSSYLICKER Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles MOCKIE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFACE stuff. So CHOAD that means O KURWA! stop getting mad at the SUGARTITS first part too and ASSHAT talking about the SHITE letter that it's DILDO mocking (what SHITFUCKER letter? I don't even know what SEX the heck you're talking about). Adrian BLUMPKIN hi self PAKI even made a really DELICIOUS CAKE good point. "It's JUSTIN BIEBER nothing more SHITCOCK from a head nod to a MALARKY knee tick". GOATSE. Which I'll add COCK onto KIKE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITBALLS suffer that CAMEL JOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HADJI it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a FUCKWIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you WIENER Want facts, go on BASTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK OFF be offended, don't read TITS the freaking SHITTY article anyway.

CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN HOSER suck my mothers GANGBANG DUNE COON COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POMMIE SCROTUM

ASSHOLE COCKSMOKER SCUMBAG PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF WANK BUGGER FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION SHIT SHITCUNTING HELL TWAT JAP POOPY TAMPONS FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH BLUMPKIN NIGGER NECROPHILIA SEX ASSWIPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TOSSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GREASER JERRY COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS BEAVER SHITFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELLFUCKER ARSE VAGINA ASSHOLE BULLSHIT REBECCA BLACK PEARL NECKLACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DUMBASS CHIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD DAMN FUCK YOU NIPPLES SAGGY TITS JIZZ JOHN ELWAY CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCKSMOKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BONER LIMEY CUNT HONKY RANDY TRAVIS CHOLERA IS FUN! 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RAT'S ASS BALL SACK CUM PISS DICKWAD FUCKFACE DICK HOSER MARGARET THATCHER DAMN RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING CHICKEN FRIES ASSHOLE HELL PENIS TWAT HELL FU SPANG DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS BALL SACK POLAK ASS LICKER DOUCHING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BULLCRAP PISS OFF ASSWIPE WHORE AY-AY-AY BOOBS I WILL END YOU! CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! ARSE REDNECK GRAPE PENIS DAMN FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD HAIL SATAN! 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SEX SHITFACE VAGINA FAG DYKE PEDOPHILIA JUNGLE BUNNY FEWMETS FUCK SHITFACE FUCKHEAD FUCKING DOUCHE CROTCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SCUMBAG CUNT POOPY POLESMOKER JUSTIN BIEBER CLEMEN PUSSY PENIS FUCKSTAIN WIKIPEDIA FUCKING BASEBALL JACK OFF NEGRO FUCK CLEMEN WANKER SHITFUCKER DAGO BULLSHIT ARSE DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE FUCKFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELCHING BEAVER TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING CUNT CUNNILINGUS NEGRO CRAP FUCKING A CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT TWAT SHITTY SON OF A BITCH GRINGO SHITFACE BANGKOK NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS JIZZ PISS OFF DYKE FUCK OFF DAMMIT SHITSLINGING HELL FROG GOD DAMMIT TITS DICK CHICKEN CUNT ASS RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIKIPEDIA WALRUS SHIT BENCH PRESS WETBACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COON SON OF A BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK NUGGET HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HOSER CHINK GOD DAMN YID FUCKFACE SHIT BOB SAGET WANK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! YOGHURT CANNON CHENEY JIGGABOO GYPSY FROG'S FAT ASS DILDO DOG FUCKER CHOAD ASS FASCIST TIT DIRT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MILF FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER FRENCH TICKLER ASSWIPE RANDY TRAVIS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHINK JACK OFF JACKASS FELCHMONKEY SHITE CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK CUNT BUGFUCK DIPSHIT WIENER DICKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TIT SPRINKLES BULLCRAP SHITSLINGING MARGARET THATCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACK ABRAMOFF FAGGOT CLIT CHOAD KISSER BIRD SHIT PAKI BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD LIMEY ABO BEAVER BUTT-HEAD ARSE FUCKING A ASS PIG SHITSKIN SHITHEAD ASSWIPE GOAT DICK MILF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JERK OFF BALLS HONKY BITCH JIGGABOO RAT'S COCK DOUCHE CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMNATION WIENER SHITE HELL WANKSPLAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY ASS SUCK MY DICK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKHEAD SCROTUM ROMANIA PORCH MONKEY POMMIE BENCH PRESS DICKLICK INCEST NIPPLES BULLSHIT SHITFACE SAND NIGGER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LET'S SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL ASSHAT BASTARD GUMDROPS FUCKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER REBECCA BLACK NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK SUCK MY DICK SEX POOPY FUCK YOU WANK BIRD SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING FUCK FUCK ANUSCAKE NIGGER SUCK MY DICK TIBETAN BUDDHISM ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO BEANER SHAKOPEE YOU WANKER JOHNNY RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL GENITALIA MALL SANTA SAND NIGGER SHITE FUCK FLYING FUCK BOOBS VENEREAL DISEASE HELL SPANK THE MONKEY RANDY TRAVIS DONGSHOVER FUCK YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUM COCKSUCKER ARSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SEMEN WANK BITCH SHITE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS OFF RAT'S COCK TIT DIRT COCKSUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES MOTHERFUCKER CC PLZ WANK COCKGOBLIN BIGNOSE CLEMEN GIVING HEAD BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! TOSSER FENCE JUMPER CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH BOLLOCKS BOOBIES GARBAGE DAY! BORDER HOPPER SHITTY FIST FUCK ARSE SHITE CUNTSWILLING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK LOLCAT AUTOFELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO ASS RAPE pen0r YOU WANKER HELL GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE ASSRAMMER DICKFACE SHITFACE NIGNOG TITS HELL DAMN IT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BOON IT'S OVER 9000! TAFFY NIPPLES SHITFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE POMMIE BITCH SEMEN FUCKING HORSE PENIS RAT'S ASS NIGNOG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO GENITALIA DEVELOPERS! FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSKIN FUCKWIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CAMEL JOCKEY COCKSUCKER SHIT DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH GOBSHITE PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE DAMN FAG GRAPE PENIS HELL POWERSHIT JACKASS TITTIES ASSFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHING CHONG CHINK BUGGER OFF P'KANG ASSRAPING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS SHITE I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS KRAUT FRAK COCKSUCKER PUSSY PIGS MIGHT FLY CHOLERA IS FUN! HELL PISSHOLE PISS NIGGER FUCKING BOOBIES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TURD COCKSUCKER SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS PECKERHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHIGGER GOD DAMMIT BALLS GO HOME AND DIE YOUR MOM WIENER ASSHAT ASSCRACK CUNT SHITBALLS POO POO BLOWJOB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DEVELOPERS! BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA SHITPISSER YID TURD WANKSPLAT SHAKOPEE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PRICK FUCKING CRAP TWAT SHITCOCK FUCK YOU BENCH PRESS BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE PUSSY ARSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELL SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE PISS ARTIST ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FELLATIO CUNT DOG SHIT JAP CHRISTIANITY CUNT SHIT SPIC FUCKFACE FUCKFACE CUNT SEX FROG'S FAT ASS HELL CHOAD KISSER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALLS KIKE FUCK CUNT SON OF A BITCH FELCHMONKEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BASTARD and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD of girraffes in which PISS OFF MY ASS while reading about FUCKBAG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GO HOME AND DIE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PORCH MONKEY