Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN'POO POO BLOWJOB'NIPPLES'CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR'ASS'HELL'FUCKFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DIRTY SANCHEZ neurochemical FUCK disorder JACKASS SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUGGER, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN IT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHICKEN SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOOBIES VAGINA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! utterFUCKance of socially BELGIUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRIG television programs to address ASSRAPING Tourette's syndrome.

MALL SANTA Tourette's is CHING CHONG CHINK not to be IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! confused with BANGKOK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITWANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENIS random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-GYPSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIENER language, PRICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER YOU WANKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TWAT souvenir shoppes and massive GOD DAMN quantities WOP of ANAL DIABETES MASTURBATION garbage.

Darnit.

A WIGGER Polite Note to the URINE-GARGLING Author:

The WANK Tourette's POTTYMOUTH Research Institute was CLUSTERFUCK founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RAT'S COCK article WHORE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PRICK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISSHOLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CAMEL FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUCK MY DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers NECROPHILIA swear. You can MONKEY BALLS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YID TV, for always focusing on the PRICK bad side of a terrible FUCKBAG thing.
• The main WOP symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NORTH KOREA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TIT DIRT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SAMUEL L. JACKSON knee TALK PAGES NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TWO-INCH PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for SEMEN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMMIT sufferers to become COCKGOBLIN manically depressed and HOMO commit ART METAL PRODUCTS suicide.
• There is no BIGNOSE cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SAMUEL L. JACKSON tics often have adverse [expletive deleted] side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire NIGNOG body to go CUNT numb and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HITLER it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a GARBAGE DAY! tourette syndrome DUMBASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating P'KANG the BOOBIES public view of Tourettes as a "GIVING HEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FIST FUCK sorry for SOD OFF "hi-jacking" your I AM CORNHOLIO! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a DYKE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHRISTHUMPER, and making fun of a I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU horrible disorder is (not) PISSHOLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ANAL time.

Best ASSHOLE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKFACE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. ASSFACE Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The WINDOWS VISTA bastard who wrote this article. You can GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS punch him if you WANK want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my NIGNOG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TAMPONS and PENIS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MOCKIE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFACE BAND WITH 4 DUMBASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GANGBANG HORSE! BUGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUGGER'S HOUSE

How MARGARET THATCHER to JIZZ cure HELL the REDNECK Tourette's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PENIS for ASSRAMMER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome JERRY is MARY WHITEHOUSE following DAMN these YOGHURT CANNON rules FELCHING in SUCK MY COCK order:

• 1: Avoid CUNT immature ANAL little BUGFUCK kids,
• 2: Count to SHITCOCK within YID 10 TITSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG nor DEVELOPERS! talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKTARD yourself you FUCKING don't NAZI have FIRECROTCH this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE WITH NASTY AUTOFELLATIO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TRANNY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUGGER last straw TWO-INCH PENIS!

I fucking put COON' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUGGER the TOP OF GOD DAMMIT THIS BULLSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ANAL people who try FUCKFUCKFUCK to battle BULLCRAP'JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS that tight-ass GANGBANG 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said SON OF A BITCH' DIPSHIT YOU WANKER'FUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TWAT is a laughing BULLSHIT matter. Plus there GRINGO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Uncyclopedia, there are PEARL NECKLACE articles FEWMETS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PRICK stuff. So GOD DAMN that means CRAPFUCKER stop getting mad at the SHUT UP, MEG! first part too and BORDER HOPPER talking about the DICK TITS letter that it's RANDY TRAVIS mocking (what HI, BILLY MAYS HERE letter? I don't even know what SCROTUM the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS ARTIST hi self TENTACLE RAPE even made a really BLISTERING BARNACLES good point. "It's DAMN nothing more CHINK from a head nod to a PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS knee tick". LIMEY. Which I'll add BALLS onto SCUMBUCKET saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't AY-AY-AY suffer that SHITTING DICK NIPPLES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ALF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTING ASSCRACK be, because if I were a SHITTY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you TITS & DICKS Want facts, go on [expletive deleted] Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read GOD DAMMIT the freaking FRAK article anyway.

MOTHERFUCKER ASS BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUM MALL SANTA WANK ASSHOLE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS

DAMN MASTURBATION SHITFACE NIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FELLATIO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WALRUS SHIT JERK OFF WETBACK TOTAL MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITE CHIGGER HOT GRITS WARNER MUSIC GROUP SUGARTITS FUCKBAG RANDY TRAVIS HELL ROMANIA KRAUT TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA FUCKHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WIKIPEDIA TITTIES WALRUS SHIT CROTCH BOOBIES DICK PIG DOUCHING CRACKER WANK SAGGY TITS NIGGER TITS FENCE JUMPER DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO 30 CASES OF PICKLES BANGKOK TITWANK PECKERHEAD FEWMETS JUNGLE BUNNY JAP FRIG BALLS FUCKTARD DICKLICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SMEG FRITZ FUCK TWAT DICK FUCKSTAIN DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! DAMN RAT'S COCK TWAT COCKSHITTER CONDOMS JAP DICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING LET'S SHIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 TOWELHEAD SCUMBAG BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FIST FUCK BORDER HOPPER SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. 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JACKSON INBRED FUCK OFF WANK WANK TRANNY CUNT LAPPER YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS SHITHEAD REDSKIN EMO GANGBANG ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS POMMIE FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK TOWELHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG JERK OFF JACKASS SHIT TOSSER HELL JOHNNY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BOOBIES CRAP ON A STICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNNILINGUS ARSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FAG ASS JACKASS SHIT BITCH YOU WANKER SLOPE BULLSHIT ASSHOLE POTTYMOUTH WETBACK CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER REDNECK BOOBIES ASSFACE MARCH OF FLAMES SUITCASE PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER REDSKIN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKING JUMP! BOOBS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK BANGKOK TITS & DICKS EMO FAG BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMMIT KAFFIR GREASER BRITNEY BUGFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU SPUNK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DOT HEAD CUNT PUNANI YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN FUCKWIT CHOAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK MARGARET THATCHER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DONALD RUMSFELD PUNANI SHIT pen0r RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT JIGGABOO [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING JUMP! MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER NAZI RAT'S COCK BITCH CUNT ASS TWISTY VAGINA FLAMING ASS BADGER FRITZ FUCKFACE DAMN GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD NEGRO MARCH OF FLAMES BENSON SUCKS YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKTARD TIT SPRINKLES O KURWA! PIGFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS HELL SHIT TURD BORDER HOPPER BALLS FUCKBAG SHITE RAGHEAD RAT'S ASS FUCK STEVE BALLMER SEX GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PUNANI DICK TITS MARGARET THATCHER BOLLOCKS GENITALIA ABO WANK CUNT SOD GOD DAMMIT ORGASM GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNTRAG GOD DAMN DAMN CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES FREE ELECTIONS MARGARET THATCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA PENISFUCK GOD DAMN TOSSER FUCK YOU HO SHITFACE DICK GARBAGE DAY! JAP FAG INCEST MOCCASINS BALL SACK MARCH OF FLAMES I WILL KILL YOU! COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT FUCK OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CONAN O'BRIAN CUNT CRAPPER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHIT BELLEND SHITSKIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHENEY LOGJAMMER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FIRECROTCH MARGARET THATCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST FRENCH TICKLER TITWANK CUNT HUMAN RIGHTS GANGBANG CRACKER FUCKING FUCKER RAGHEAD ASSFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD FUCKFACE MASTURBATION ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE O CANADA ASS SMILES SPANK THE MONKEY BULLSHIT SHITHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK POO POO BLOWJOB WIGGER HELL CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBS CARPET MUNCHER I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT NORTH KOREA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK DOUCHE KAFFIR I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIENER FROG PICKANINNY WANKER BULLSHIT ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS CUNTYMINTS GENITALIA COCK LOLCAT STEVE BALLMER SHITSLINGING NIGGER WINDOWS VISTA SAGGY TITS BITCH DICK TITS SEX TOWELHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE NIGGER PENIS CLEMEN BLISTERING BARNACLES CONDOMS FUDGEPACKER FUCK OFF REBECCA BLACK DICKWAD WIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKER BITCH ARSE SHIT BIRD SHIT FUCKING ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER NECROPHILIA BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD BUNG-HOLE COCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT WIKIPEDIA RULES DUNE COON VENEREAL DISEASE MAMA MIA DAMN TIT DIRT TRANNY FUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INBRED SEX RANDY TRAVIS DAMN POOPY DUMBASS BUGGER SOD OFF AMERICA ONLINE MAMA MIA FENCE JUMPER CHRISTHUMPER WIENER ANAL DAGO BASTARD DAMNATION WHITE PEOPLE SCUMBAG GOD DAMN ARSE BUGGER [EXPLETIVE] WANK ASS SHITTY {{USERNAME}} BASTARD BULLSHIT MASTURBATION STEVE BALLMER CRACKER GENITALIA BUGFUCK TURD BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK POO POO BLOWJOB DICKLICK COCK BOB SAGET ARSE BRUSH MA TEETH FENCE JUMPER FRED PHELPS SHITTY CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITFUCKER SHITFACE [Insert yet another person's name here] SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ORGASM PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHOAD CUNT WANK SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUKKAKE EMO JACKASS SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCK BUGGER BUDDHIST MONK REDSKIN DIPSHIT TAMPONS ASS LOLCAT ASSHOLE DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE FUCKTARD PISS OFF ORGASM LICK PUSSY CHOAD BUGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MOCCASINS TWISTY VAGINA FUCKER GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASS DOODIE HEAD JOHN ELWAY FUCK NUGGET SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CONAN O'BRIAN SHITHEAD BONER JELLY BEANS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST HELL BASTARD DAMN CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS PISS ARTIST SHITCOCK RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE DOG FUCKER HONKY DONKEY PUNCHER BALL SACK SUGARTITS STEVE BALLMER SHITE DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE DYKE I'LL RAPE YOU WANK SEX COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK NECROPHILIA INBRED ASS JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD FUCK DAMN FUCKFACE JACKASS TITS & DICKS HELLFUCKER FAG CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER SUGARTITS FLYING FUCK ASS SON OF A BITCH LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TITTIES WOMEN'S RIGHTS FLYING FUCK PISS MASTURBATION WIENER HADJI TITS JUNGLE BUNNY GOAT DICK BITCH PISS ARTIST KRAUT ORGASM CHIGGER DICKHEAD JENKEM DUMBASS YID DAMN IT WANK SPUNK POLAK REDNECK BITCH CHOAD CONDOMS FUCK COCKSMOKER FUCK OFF FUCK DAMN SUGARTITS COCKSUCKER SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD WIGGER DOG SHIT RICK MORANIS MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNTRAG GENITALIA LIMEY CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE FELCHMONKEY SCROTUM LAKE TITICACA BASTARD GOD DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKHEAD BELLEND HOLY DUMB FUCK PENIS BELLEND AMERICA ONLINE CLUSTERFUCK DAMN DICKHEAD YID MALARKY PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ABO BOYCOTT VIACOM! PIGFUCKER FUCKTARD WANK MILF PISSHOLE FRIG DEVELOPERS! PISS OFF FAG ALF FAG FROG CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER DICKHEAD DAMN DIPSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NIGGER BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE POLACK FUCK YOU PEEPEE NIGGER FUCK YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PIECE OF SHIT PENIS ON A STICK MACACA CRAPMUNCHER WIENER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE DONALD RUMSFELD DEVELOPERS! SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS WIGGER PISSHOLE CRACKER FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN HORSE PENIS GO HOME AND DIE DICKFACE BIRD SHIT CUNT JAP FUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG WANKSPLAT SPICY CUNT FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE LAKE TITICACA PIG FUCKING A DAMN UNICORNS CHUFF CUNNILINGUS SHIT SOD MOTHERFUCKER ASS DAMN RECTUM RAIDER JERK OFF FIST FUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PISS OFF SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK LOGJAMMER SHIT CUNTBUCKET COCKSTUFFER I WILL KILL YOU! TAMPONS NIGGER CHICKEN FRIES CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER WANKER TONY LA RUSSA FUCKFUCKFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP YOU WANKER BOYCOTT VIACOM! YOU WANKER FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG NIGNOG CHIGGER RAT'S COCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST OSTRICH MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN LET'S SHIT SHITTY CHOAD RAGHEAD BOOBS DONKEY DICK SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHIT BALLS RICK MORANIS FEMADOM ASSHOLE HOSER I AM CORNHOLIO! 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PHELPS SHITBALLS PORCH MONKEY FUCKFUCKFUCK BAT FUCK INSANE SHITPISSER WANK CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER GRINGO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GANGBANG HORSE PENIS FASHION BUG I'LL RAPE YOU KNOBJOCKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS PEDOPHILIA EPIDIDYMIS KIDDY FIDDLER WETBACK SCROTUM NIPPLES CHOAD TWO-INCH PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITTIES SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN TITTYWANK WIGGER ASSHOLE FUCK OFF WANKER SHITTY BASTARD NI TIT DIRT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BALL SACK BLOWJOB FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ANAL DIABETES VAGINA BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT NIPPLES TWAT ASSFACE JIZZ WHORE DONKEY PUNCHER RAPE FUCKING A PENISBIRD DICKHEAD YOU WANKER NAZI CUNT SHIT PUSSY YUKY DOODY SHITTY DUMBASS DUMBASS FUCKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HORSE SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSHAT JIZZ LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT BUNG-HOLE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE WANK DICKHEAD SHITHEAD BITCH COCKSUCKER PAKI PISS ARTIST SPUNK CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIPPLES FELCHMONKEY CUNT YOU SUCK BALLS POMMIE VAGINA BALLS CHINK BITCH HADJI FUCKBAG JERK OFF HELL SPANK THE MONKEY DAMMIT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHING CHONG CHINK TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS SHIT HO TAFFY BONER RAT'S ASS JAP CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITTY SHITHEAD JACKASS GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS PENIS FUCKTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER STEVE BALLMER DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN BATHING SUIT AREA CHAV FUCKING BASEBALL SHITFACE NAZI CHINK NECROPHILIA HELL FAGGOT DOUCHE CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD DAMN FUCKING DICKHEAD SUCK MY DICK TITMOUSE BITCH HO FUCK CUNTSWILLING SHITTY JERK OFF ABO YOU WANKER GREASER DICKFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOCKEY ASSCRACK SHITBALLS DAMN IT CRAPPY SHITE SHAKOPEE DIPSHIT BEAVER NAZI SHITE SHIT TURD SHIT ASS ARSE COCKSUCKER BITCH GOAT DICK ASSRAPING JOHNNY FUCKTARD EMO FUCK DICK IN A BOX PENISFUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! COCKSHITTER FUCK A DUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH GOD DAMN ANUSCAKE CHENEY RAPE INBRED JACKASS SEX MALL SANTA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SPUNK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY SHIT TITTYWANK DUMBASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BIG FOOT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SHITFACE FUCK OFF DOM DeLUISE CHOAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN IT JACKASS MASTURBATION SHITE WANK WALRUS SHIT JERK OFF ARSE PISS OFF COCK LAKE TITICACA SHITSLINGING VAGINA CUNT RAPE FUDGEPACKER JACKASS BOOBIES BONER FUCKHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMMIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ASS DICK IN A BOX JACKASS GIVING HEAD PEEPEE JACK OFF SHITFACE DICKFACE MACACA INJUN O CANADA BONER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITE ASS LICKER I WILL END YOU! BITCH GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE FUCKFACE DICKFACE DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS ARSE ASSWIPE PENISFUCK BITCH AY-AY-AY MASTURBATION BITCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GENITALIA and with the COON and his CRAP of girraffes in which DICK TITS while reading about DILDO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITTY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MALARKY