Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FRENCH TICKLER'HOMO'POOPY'SCROTUM'RAT'S ASS'BONER'PIECE OF SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TIMBER NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder JAP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTTFUCKER, sudden BASTARD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFACE or DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUCK COCKS IN HELL! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HADJI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may YOU WANKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITSLINGING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN FELCHING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNNILINGUS utterFUCKance of socially O CANADA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first YOU WANKER television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

YOU WANKER Tourette's is ORGASM not to be HITLER confused with MOSES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RUSTY TROMBONE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves I WILL KILL YOU! random TOSSER disorientation, culturally-ASSRAPING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUSSY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TWAT language, NECROPHILIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIENER souvenir shoppes and massive CHENEY quantities CRAPMUNCHER of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKHEAD Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Tourette's BASEBALL Research Institute was JACKASS founded to SMEG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOBSHITE article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NECROPHILIA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CHICKEN SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MARCH OF FLAMES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourrette's sufferers DOUCHE NAZI swear. You can FUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the SEMPRINI bad side of a terrible ORGASM thing.
• The main FUCKING A symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PECKERHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BEAVER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee SCUMBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HITLER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKER school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA sufferers to become ELECTION manically depressed and FROG'S FAT ASS commit CLUSTERFUCK suicide.
• There is no ART METAL PRODUCTS cure, and the OSTRICH MY ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the JACK OFF tics often have adverse GIVING HEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAGO perodol" which caused my entire CHOAD KISSER body to go NIGGER numb and CLEVELAND STEAMER basically made it NIGGA! worse than AUTOFELLATIO it is without the GOD DAMMIT drug.

I am an active member of a I'LL RAPE YOU tourette syndrome COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the CHIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "TWAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHRISTHUMPER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PEEPEE sorry for TURD "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YOU this that really SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a DICKLICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POTTYMOUTH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) SHITFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SPICY CUNT FUCK time.

Best P'KANG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SACRAMENTO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As I LIKE BUSH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Regards to Andrew FUCK NUGGET Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The TAFFY bastard who wrote this article. You can SON OF A BITCH punch him if you JERRY want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JIZZ saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTTFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FLYING FUCK and MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRAP BAND WITH 4 EMO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHINK HORSE! BUTTFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTTFUCKER'S HOUSE

How CUNT to TRANNY cure CHAV the PISSHOLE Tourette's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK OFF for DOG FUCKER Tourette's ORGASM Syndrome PISS is INBRED following ARSE these CUNT rules YOU WANKER in PENIS order:

• 1: Avoid DOT HEAD immature SUITCASE PENIS little I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! kids,
• 2: Count to CLUSTERFUCK within I'LL RAPE YOU 10 BOOBSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FEWMETS TITS HELLFUCKER nor FUCKHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell JOHN ELWAY yourself you TWAT don't BULLSHIT have BONER this EXTRA LONG PENIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTTFUCKER last straw MONKEY SHIT!

I fucking put JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE JAP PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOZILLA FIREFOX the TOP OF CUNT THIS RUSTY TROMBONE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHOLE offensive. FUCKTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKING people who try ASSWIPE to battle DICKHEAD'DICKFACE that tight-ass ASSHOLE 17-year-CUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSCRACK it now, but someone said BEAVER' SEMEN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE'PENIS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS is a laughing ASSFACE matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS UP MY ARSE Uncyclopedia, there are [EXPLETIVE] articles FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JAP stuff. So PEARL NECKLACE that means DAMN stop getting mad at the TURD first part too and BITCH talking about the YOU WANKER letter that it's MILF mocking (what CUNNILINGUS letter? I don't even know what EPIDIDYMIS the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIPPLES hi self ASS even made a really BONG good point. "It's WANK nothing more DAMN IT from a head nod to a DICKWAD knee tick". GOATSE. Which I'll add SEMPRINI onto SHITFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't QUEEF suffer that SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUGGER OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a FUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKTARD hilarious. If you I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Want facts, go on FAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HENTAI be offended, don't read PUSSY the freaking DAMN article anyway.

FUCKSTAIN ASSRAMMER TURD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKTARD WHORE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DONGSHOVER

BITCH DICKHEAD NEGRO WANK CHIGGER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TONY LA RUSSA TITS FIST FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF MY ASS DUMBASS BASTARD WHORE BLOWJOB BOON FUCKING A FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP ARSEBADGERS SHITSLINGING WIENER BUGFUCK WANK BUTTFUCKER RICK MORANIS TAMPONS FUCK OFF TAFFY ASS LICKER BELGIUM COCKSHITTER DONKEY DICK FUCKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER SHITTY HOCKEY ELECTION INCEST FUCKSTAIN MICK HO MONKEY SHIT FUCKING A DICKWAD TITS VENEREAL DISEASE 666 SON OF A BITCH VAGINA JAP YID SHUT UP, MEG! SHITBALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING FUCK JACKASS WANK BASTARD ABO FUCKING HAPPINESS POO POO BLOWJOB ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUGGER JIZZ TOSSER JAP pen0r I WILL KILL YOU! FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE WHITE POWER JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE POOPOO FUCK CUNT PISS ARTIST HOSER BOOBS RANDY TRAVIS MARGARET THATCHER THONG TASTER JACKASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CHICKEN SHIT ASS SPUNK ASSRAMMER 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN WANK COLGATE BUTT-HEAD TURD PORCH MONKEY BRITNEY FUCK OFF BLOWJOB SPUNK TWO-INCH PENIS POLESMOKER DUMBASS PISS OFF PEEPEE AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE PUSSY FUCK DIPSHIT REDNECK ASSWIPE ASSCRACK HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! ASS BITCH PENIS CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU GOBSHITE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAGO GOOK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SPANK THE MONKEY I WILL KILL YOU! 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NEGRO DUMBASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN KAFFIR CHICKEN SHIT CHRISTHUMPER JAP GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT SMEG RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF BITCH FLYING FUCK POOPOO YOU WANKER PENISFUCK FAGGOT COCK PISS CHIGGER PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA COCKSTUFFER SON OF A BITCH AY-AY-AY ASSHOLE RIGHTS BEAVER PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE SHITTY YOUR MOM DICKFACE SOD PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS PUNANI HITLER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM REDNECK GOD DAMMIT BOON TITS & DICKS FUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCKING A BUGGER JACK OFF BOB SAGET DAMMIT PAKI CLUSTERFUCK SCROTUM CUNT AY-AY-AY FOUR-EYES DOUCHING COMMUNIST DILDO SHITE RUSTY TROMBONE INBRED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNTSWILLING COON ANAL HADJI ABO BUTTFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK YOU [EXPLETIVE] SHITTY ASS ANUSCAKE ASS ALF SUCK A BIG DICK WANK JOHNNY FUCK CHIGGER BALLS BASTARD BOON CLUSTERFUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX TUBA BALL SACK OLD CHRIST OF A YOU WANKER CRAPFUCKER SHITFACE FUCKWIT CUNT TOWELHEAD ANAL DIABETES O CANADA WANK EXTRA LONG PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER CUM PRICK CHUFF FUCKTARD BITCH SHIT BUGGER BOOBIES CHOAD SHIT POOPY BUNG-HOLE NI COCKSHITTER FUCK OFF FUCK CARPET MUNCHER BULLCRAP TIENANMEN SQUARE DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITE MONKEY SHIT POMMIE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE OSTRICH MY ASS NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE BUGGER OFF GOBSHITE BITCH BASTARD ORGASM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICKHEAD BULLSHIT CUNT BUGGER OFF ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ASSHOLE INBRED PUNANI PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BITCH POO POO BLOWJOB PISSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER CONAN O'BRIAN TITS BUGFUCK ALEX TREBEK DELICIOUS CAKE WANK BASTARD FELCHMONKEY PORCH MONKEY DOUCHING ASSCRACK SCUMBUCKET SHITTY CRAP ON A STICK SHITE CHOAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CLIT HONKY SOD OFF WIGGER FUCKER DOUCHE NAZI GARBAGE DAY! DAMN DYKE DAMMIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITBALLS CANDY TRANNY DOG SHIT MOLDY TITS FUCK YOU RANDY TRAVIS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FROG'S FAT ASS COON SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WHORE BUGGER OFF BITCH ASSRAMMER ASSCRACK TESTICLE CHOKE BEAVER TRANNY FUCKER ASSWIPE SHITE ASSFACE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! DIPSHIT NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS WILLY WONKA BITCH CUNT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOD DAMN FUCK NUGGET JUNGLE BUNNY SIGMUND FREUD DICKLICK CRAPFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE ABO SPANK THE MONKEY PISS ARTIST CUNT NIGGER ASS SHITCOCK LOGJAMMER BOYCOTT VIACOM! PEDOPHILIA CUNT BANGKOK FLYING FUCK SHIT GIVING HEAD COON SHITHEAD WANK PRICK HONKY ASS CUNTRAG DONGSHOVER GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER COCKSUCKER CHINK AUTOFELLATIO SEX DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER WIKIPEDIA TITMOUSE CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST DAMN IT BUTT-HOLE LENS CRAFTERS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SPIC SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN PIG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU WANKER SHIT SMEG FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DIPSHIT BEAVER DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK ART METAL PRODUCTS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUNT WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE CUNTBUCKET FUCKTARD CUNT LAPPER TWAT CANNED QUOTE PENIS BASTARD TWAT BULLCRAP TITTIES JACKASS SHIT MALARKY WHORE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DONKEY DICK SHITTY FUCKTARD MAMA MIA JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK ARSE SHITFACE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK TITTIES SHITSLINGING TIMBER NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLAK I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD HOMO FUCK OFF YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BALLS PISS OFF MARGARET THATCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN TENTACLE RAPE POOPOO ORGASM CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN DICK SAND NIGGER SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK PEARL NECKLACE SIGMUND FREUD CUNT COCKSTUFFER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLISTERING BARNACLES FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPMUNCHER CAPITALISM CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACKASS SHIT PENISBIRD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIGGER DELICIOUS CAKE NAZI CROTCH HELLFIRE BASTARD SEMEN SHITHEAD COON SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACKASS SHITHEAD CUNTRAG FUCKING SEX GANGBANG PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS FUCK NUGGET GO COUNT YOUR DICK EMO FENCE JUMPER WIENER BOOBS COMMUNIST DILDO COCKSUCKER ORGASM SPIC NIPPLES NEGRO GOBSHITE CHIGGER JAP HOMO BELLEND TWAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN RUSKIE GOD DAMMIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT [EXPLETIVE] FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK NIGGER DAMN HELL PRICK CLEMEN WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NAZI TAMPONS BALL SACK DICKWAD ASS 666 CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD CUNT SHITE RAT'S ASS FROG CONDOMS DOG SHIT TITS & DICKS CHIGGER SHITPISSER BULLSHIT DAMN CLEMEN TITS & DICKS BIGNOSE POMMIE HELL JACK OFF MILF FELCHMONKEY CC PLZ WANKSPLAT BULLSHIT DAMN FUCK PISSHOLE SEMPRINI SIGMUND FREUD DICKFACE INBRED CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKBAG POLACK MR WINKLER IS GAY ASSFACE WALRUS SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUNG-HOLE [expletive deleted] SCUMBAG COLGATE I'LL RAPE YOU FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT YOUR MOM FROG'S FAT ASS CHAV POMMIE ANUSCAKE SPICY CUNT FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE COCKSHITTER HELL CHIGGER CHRIS CHAN FUCKHEAD NEGRO EAT MY SHIT! DAMN YOUR MOM PISS OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ANAL JIGGABOO INCEST ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PAKI WIGGER WANK INBRED WIKIPEDIA WIGGER PRICK PUSSY PRICK PUSSYLICKER FIRECROTCH DICKHEAD BASTARD PISS ARTIST PAKI FUCKWIT FUCK OFF 666 CHICKEN SHIT RANDY TRAVIS RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BOB SAGET LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT COCKSUCKER CUNT CRAPPER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BIGNOSE ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN FUCK HENTAI VAGINA BLOWJOB ASSHAT BULLSHIT JACK OFF COCKSTUFFER SHITSKIN PISS COON BLOWJOB ASSFACE SOD ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY POOPOO DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN SHIT BENSON SUCKS [expletive deleted] I WILL END YOU! NAZI CHUCK NORRIS FELLATIO POLAK CHINA IS CAPITALIST ALEX TREBEK FROG'S FAT ASS DILDO SHITE BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITPISSER PIG MONKEY BALLS DICKLICK WEHATEMARIO SHITTY SEX PEEPEE CUM NIGGER BASTARD ASSHAT SOD OFF SHIT CUNTBUCKET BEAVER FUCK OFF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL SOD OFF FUCKFUCKFUCK POMMIE ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS FUCK YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS DICK IN A BOX JOHN ELWAY HELL GOD DAMMIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKTARD RUSTY TROMBONE RAT'S COCK HELL SAND NIGGER TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH DUNE COON FUCK CUNTRAG SHITFUCKER ASSFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS JOHNNY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PUSSYLICKER GYPSY ASS RAT'S COCK CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL FEWMETS FRITZ NIGGER CUNT SHITE GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NIGGER GOBSHITE BONER BULLSHIT DICK SON OF A BITCH POLAK CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTERFUCK DOG SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CONDOMS NAZI FEMADOM POLESMOKER RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK SNUFF PORN SHITHEAD FUCK YOU JOHNNY ASS LICKER GOBSHITE LET'S SHIT SEX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ALEX TREBEK CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! TITS & DICKS GARBAGE DAY! RHODESIA CUNT DICK CHICKEN NAZI TRANNY JERK OFF DOUCHE NAZI FUCKBAG PEDOPHILIA DUNE COON KIDDY FIDDLER MOCCASINS ARSE FUCKFACE SHITTY FUCKHEAD ASSFACE BUGGER BITCH FUCK CRAPFUCKER FUCKTARD BULLCRAP POMMIE ARSE SHITFUCKER DAMN SHITSLINGING DAGO CRAPMUNCHER DAMN NIGGER CROTCH PISS GIVING HEAD PIECE OF SHIT ALF FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF CUNT JOHNNY NIPPLES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS pen0r WOP BEANER SNUFF PORN ASSHOLE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PRICK and with the MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE and his BITCH of girraffes in which CHIGGER while reading about GRINGO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NICARAGUA