Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE neurochemical FUCK disorder BOOBIES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITFACE, sudden FUCKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN IT or DAMN IT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HELL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BUNG-HOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GYPSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCUMBUCKET by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CLUSTERFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially TOSSER objectionable words).
PIECE OF SHIT Tourette's is NIGGER not to be TITTYWANK confused with PIG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BAT FUCK INSANE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSFACE random WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? disorientation, culturally-GARBAGE DAY!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICK TITS language, MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JERK OFF DEVELOPERS! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DONKEY PUNCHER souvenir shoppes and massive CLIT quantities HI, BILLY MAYS HERE of ANAL DIABETES FLYING FUCK garbage.
Darnit.
A MR WINKLER IS GAY Polite Note to the ROSIE O'DONNELL Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INBRED Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAMEL FUCKER article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BAD MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S ASS.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS swear. You can RICK MORANIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BIRD SHIT TV, for always focusing on the ASS LICKER bad side of a terrible I'LL RAPE YOU thing.
- The main FIST FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCUMBAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS ARTIST knee LET'S SHIT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WANK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOMO school for I'LL RAPE YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TIT SPRINKLES sufferers to become CUNNILINGUS manically depressed and SHITFUCKER commit DICK TITS suicide.
- There is no TURD cure, and the FUCKTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the JENKEM tics often have adverse WIENER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BULLSHIT perodol" which caused my entire PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS body to go BOOBS numb and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSEBADGERS it is without the MUGABE'S MOMMA drug.
I am an active member of a JOHN ELWAY tourette syndrome DUMBASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the OSTRICH MY ASS public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LGBT RIGHTS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE sorry for WEHATEMARIO "hi-jacking" your CHING CHONG CHINK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BOOBS this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKSTAIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF A BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be EMO, and making fun of a DARTH VADER horrible disorder is (not) KRAUT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BELLEND time.
Best FUCK OFF regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “HADJI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those SLITTY EYES countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PRINCE PHILIP in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society MONGOLIANS.
Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen
P.S. FUCKHEAD Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply
As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?
Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NIGGER saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my CRAP intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are I'LL RAPE YOU and ANUSCAKE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GO COUNT YOUR DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKTARD BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! SHITFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITFACE'S HOUSE
How HELL to BOOBIES cure TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! the KIKE Tourette's TOTAL Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment CHOAD for BAT FUCK INSANE Tourette's ARSE Syndrome DAMN is DAMMIT following HONKY these NIGGER rules VENEREAL DISEASE in FUCKER order:
- 1: Avoid JACKASS SHIT immature ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA little CLUSTERFUCK kids,
- 2: Count to ARSE within NAZI 10 FUCKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your RAGHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKFACE nor SUITCASE PENIS talk,
- 4: Tell INBRED yourself you LIKE FATHER LIKE SON don't ASS FASCIST have CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON this PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY TOWELHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITFACE last straw FUCK!
I fucking put CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITTY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKER the TOP OF DILDO THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive. BLUE PENIS!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DIPSHIT people who try BUKKAKE to battle CUNT'COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS that tight-ass DAMN 17-year-FUCKSTAIN—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHING CHONG CHINK it now, but someone said NECROPHILIA' INBRED JOHN ELWAY'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing RAT'S ASS matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI articles GOOK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CRAPFUCKER stuff. So MACACA that means JERRY stop getting mad at the DICKFACE first part too and SHIT talking about the SPANK THE MONKEY letter that it's FELLATIO mocking (what HAIL SATAN! letter? I don't even know what ASSHOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian MARGARET THATCHER hi self CUNT even made a really WANKER good point. "It's GOD DAMMIT nothing more DAMMIT from a head nod to a DICKHEAD knee tick". CRAPMUNCHER. Which I'll add DAMN onto ASSHAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that FUCKBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JACKASS SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSHAT be, because if I were a WALRUS SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOD DAMN hilarious. If you ARSE Want facts, go on MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GANGBANG be offended, don't read CUNTBUCKET the freaking PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article anyway.
PENIS DICK IN A BOX FUCK FUCKING A CUNNILINGUS FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG FUCKING DAMN
FELCHING PUSSY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK CROTCH SAND NIGGER ASSFACE BULLSHIT COCKGOBLIN COON PENIS ON A STICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VAGINA DOG SHIT NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER CUNT SCROTUM VANDALISM IS COOL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD SPUNK TWAT [EXPLETIVE] TWISTY VAGINA COCK RANDY TRAVIS SPIC PRICK INCEST SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ANUSCAKE ASSFACE I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE HELL MOCKIE FUCKWIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD ANUSCAKE BASTARD TITTYWANK MILF FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT SHITBALLS HOMO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT HELL ASSCRACK WANK FEWMETS AUTOFELLATIO PENIS INCEST [expletive deleted] BALLS SCUMBAG CUNT SPUNK REDSKIN FUCK YOU CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER INBRED LOGJAMMER DAMMIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BITCH JACK OFF GOAT DICK SHIT CUNT SHITE TITS TWAT CUNT BOOBS RAPE ALEX TREBEK ASSHOLE ASSWIPE MICK JIGGABOO FUCKWIT SUCK A BIG DICK ARSE PANCHEN LAMA DAMN MASTURBATION ASS WILLY WONKA THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BULLCRAP GOD DAMN FASHION BUG RAT'S COCK BITCH FUCKSTAIN EMO BITCH HORSE PENIS SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITSLINGING WIGGER RAT'S COCK FRIG FIST FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER WALRUS SHIT ASSFACE POMMIE SAMUEL L. JACKSON MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ANAL DIABETES MALARKY URINE-GARGLING SHAKOPEE MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NIGGER FOUR-EYES FUCK RAT'S ASS FASHION BUG BLUMPKIN ARSE AY-AY-AY PIGFUCKER FUCKTARD WHORE DICKFACE KNOBJOCKEY DOG SHIT HORSE PENIS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PECKERHEAD ALEX TREBEK FASHION BUG MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF BELLEND ASSFACE DICK TITS ARSE ART METAL PRODUCTS DOG SHIT FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS SUGARTITS JAP FUCKHEAD ARSEBADGERS TWO-INCH PENIS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WALRUS SHIT COCKSTUFFER NEGRO CROTCH AY-AY-AY CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN QUEEF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! COCKSTUFFER BALLS PISS ASSHAT CHING CHONG CHINK NEGRO COMMUNIST DILDO SEMEN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD STRAWBERRY ASS WOP FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SMEG PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN GOOK BULLSHIT CUNT CUNTRAG HEIL HITLER! 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FUCK YOU NIHILISM CONDOMS DAMN IT FEMADOM DICK CHICKEN LET'S SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK SHIT ASS DAMNATION CUNTSWILLING POTTYMOUTH FELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO SHIT BOOBIES SPANK THE MONKEY JENKEM DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER QUEEF SUGARTITS HOT GRITS RAPE SPUNK DAMN DONKEY DICK CHICKEN SHIT HELL NAZI TAFFY MICK HORSE PENIS GYPSY INBRED TITWANK YUKY DOODY MOCKIE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING CLEMEN DAGO PISS ARTIST LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN IT FRITZ ASSBANDIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SUGARTITS YOU RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF FUCKING CHIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING ASSFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CANNED QUOTE FUCKFACE AMERICA ONLINE DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER NAZI RUSKIE HOSER JERK OFF ABO MARGARET THATCHER PRICK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING A SHAKOPEE SEMEN SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAP FUCKER FUCKING ASSHAT SHITPISSER WIGGER NIGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JENKEM BUGFUCK THONG TASTER GYPSY O CANADA BIRD SHIT TUBA FUCKTARD GANGBANG FUCK YOU SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHICKEN FRIES BONER GRIS SHITE FUCKTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKING JUMP! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS CONAN O'BRIAN MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY SHAKOPEE ASS CLIT FLYING FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT TACO BUKKAKE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITSLIDE NAZI SHITCUNTING FUCK COCKSMOKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOBSHITE FUCK OFF SHITE BITCH LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK ASSRAPING WANKER GO HOME AND DIE JOHN ELWAY YID ASS RAPE PRICK SHITSKIN CHICKEN FRIES AUTOFELLATIO SHIT AY-AY-AY PUSSYLICKER RAPE ASSCRACK SHITHEAD ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING ASSHAT INBRED PUSSY DICKWAD DICK TITS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE I WILL END YOU! 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I'LL RAPE YOU MALARKY D'OH FRIG FAGGOT ARSE RAPE SHITFUCKER BASTARD I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF FUCKER NEOPETS PUNANI PUNANI ASSRAPING CUNT EDITABLE DYK FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITE COCKSMOKER GIVING HEAD HENTAI VENEREAL DISEASE DIRTY SANCHEZ BAT FUCK INSANE WETBACK BRUSH MA TEETH GENITALIA SCUMBAG BOOBS CONDOMS SACRAMENTO FUCK YOU BUKKAKE BLUMPKIN SAND NIGGER DAMN ASSFACE ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER FUCK MOCCASINS JERK OFF TITWANK CRAP ON A STICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUNANI FUCKWIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELL BITCH I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT POWERSHIT SHITSKIN PIG YOGHURT CANNON WIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKTARD DICKHEAD FAGGOT CHUFF HELL COCKSUCKER COCK SHITFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHIT MONKEY SHIT BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT BOYCOTT VIACOM! TITTYWANK FUCKTARD BONER FUCK NUGGET BEANER YID HELL JESSE McCARTNEY PENISFUCK BLUMPKIN MARGARET THATCHER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SEMEN RAGHEAD CUM CUNT FEMADOM SHITFACE KRAUT ASSCRACK WEHATEMARIO GENITALIA RAGHEAD NIPPLES CUNT CRAPPER INBRED HO RAINBOWS FUCKHEAD HADJI DOG FUCKER DILDO DAMN JOHNNY RAT'S COCK FASHION BUG PEARL NECKLACE NIPPLES CRAP ON A STICK BLUMPKIN WANK PAKI SHITE YOU WANKER BALL SACK HELLFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEX ASSHAT GANGBANG DICKHEAD COCK SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE CUNNILINGUS Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the JAP and his ARSEBADGERS of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See WIKIPEDIA also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- FUCK
Article written in the style of its subject This article is COCKSTUFFER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITTY subject. If you do not find it funny BEANER, it is probably because you are an INBRED DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DIRTY SANCHEZ joke loses its humour FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHITBALLS ignorant, then you wouldn't have JENKEM needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PAKI ARSE BUTT PIRATE FUCKFUCKFUCK NI!!!!!I <3 COCK |

