Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BOOBS'Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!'HOMO'SHITCUNTING'NICARAGUA'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'SAMUEL L. JACKSON Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHAT neurochemical FUCK disorder MASTURBATION characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFACE, sudden JOHNNY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PEARL NECKLACE or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BORDER HOPPER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BALLS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BAT FUCK INSANE BIRD SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MONKEY BALLS utterFUCKance of socially BRITNEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPMUNCHER television programs to address DAGO Tourette's syndrome.

TAMPONS Tourette's is FRED PHELPS not to be GOD DAMN confused with FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSHAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING RAT'S ASS random FU SPANG disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BULLCRAP language, BEAVER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GO COUNT YOUR DICK BUGFUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive BIRD SHIT quantities CUNTRAG of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITSLINGING Polite Note to the RAT'S COCK Author:

The TWAT Tourette's PISS OFF MY ASS Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to DOG SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITCOCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INJUN article NICARAGUA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGGER TITS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISSHOLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHINK Tourrette's sufferers MOCCASINS swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DUMBASS TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible INBRED thing.
• The main SPUNK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKWIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOTHERFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HELL knee DICKLICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JOHN SMILEY FACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at QUEEF school for JACKASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage URINE-GARGLING sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and POLACK commit KRAUT suicide.
• There is no ASSHAT cure, and the FUCK YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the TWAT tics often have adverse PUSSY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOTHERFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK body to go NIGGER numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than JAP it is without the COCK drug.

I am an active member of a CHIGGER tourette syndrome ASSHOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SIGMUND FREUD the GOD DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "TIT DIRT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUCK A BIG DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SLOPE sorry for NIGNOG "hi-jacking" your BLUMPKIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HADJI this that really BONER annoys me. I am working towards a PEDOPHILIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GIVING HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JAP, and making fun of a POO POO BLOWJOB horrible disorder is (not) DOUCHING funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PENIS time.

Best KNOBJOCKEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIVER CRABS SUCK Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “CHINA SUCKS” Wen

P.S. JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Regards to Andrew COON Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The BALL SACK bastard who wrote this article. You can HORSE PENIS punch him if you RAT'S COCK want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POTTYMOUTH saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my FROG'S FAT ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTTFUCKER and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SCROTUM BAND WITH 4 NI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DONGSHOVER HORSE! FUCKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFACE'S HOUSE

How JIZZ to PEARL NECKLACE cure HELL the NIGNOG Tourette's POMMIE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS for SCUMBAG Tourette's BITCH Syndrome MACACA is ASS following ASSHAT these ASS rules BITCH in LET'S SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! immature HELL little DOUCHE NAZI kids,
• 2: Count to BLOWJOB within LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 10 COCKSHITTERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your I'LL RAPE YOU INCEST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD nor GOD DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell BITCH yourself you BITCH don't RAGHEAD have RAT'S ASS this COCKSHITTER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSHAT WITH NASTY [expletive deleted] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISSHOLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFACE last straw SPUNK!

I fucking put DICKHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITTY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INBRED the TOP OF SEMEN THIS BULLSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SPANK THE MONKEY offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOLLOCKS people who try HOLY DUMB FUCK to battle JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE'BIGNOSE that tight-ass INBRED 17-year-CLIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LAKE TITICACA it now, but someone said JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST' COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MAMA MIA'SUITCASE PENIS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR is a laughing SHITSLINGING matter. Plus there CLUSTERFUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY Uncyclopedia, there are CRAPMUNCHER articles CUNTRAG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So FUCK that means CLEVELAND STEAMER stop getting mad at the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT first part too and CHINK talking about the CHING CHONG CHINK letter that it's FUCKER mocking (what [Insert yet another person's name here] letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT hi self BELLEND even made a really DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! good point. "It's GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS nothing more TWAT from a head nod to a FUCK OFF knee tick". P'KANG. Which I'll add BENSON SUCKS onto EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that FUCKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOUCHING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HITLER be, because if I were a PISS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACKASS hilarious. If you CUM Want facts, go on PUSSY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read HELL the freaking CRAPFUCKER article anyway.

JERRY HELL CUNTRAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A BULLSHIT HAIL SATAN! EAT MY SHIT! NICARAGUA

CTHULHU FHTAGN WANK DOG FUCKER CUM FOUR-EYES SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TONY LA RUSSA TWAT TITS ARSE ORGASM TITS BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE suck my mothers SHITE BUGGER OFF HELLFIRE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HEAVEN ASS FASCIST FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TIT SPRINKLES SHITFACE MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH EPIDIDYMIS HELL CLUSTERFUCK ARSE BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKWIT FUCKER PRICK JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK SCUMBAG FUCKTARD SHITHEAD CHIGGER O CANADA SAND NIGGER NI FUCK MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS FLYING FUCK YOU FELCHING FELCHING BONER ASS GOD DAMN ASSHOLE GOD DAMN SHITTY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNTBUCKET WEHATEMARIO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HELL SHITFACE MOCKIE GO COUNT YOUR DICK NAZI RAT'S COCK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST COCK JERK OFF MONKEY SHIT RUSKIE SCUMBAG ASS SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S COCK WETBACK BITCH BALL SACK SEMEN FLAMING ASS BADGER JACKASS SHIT VAGINA FUCKER CLIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BUTT-HOLE YUKY DOODY FEWMETS FENCE JUMPER FROG BUTT-HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK CRAPPY [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER SAGGY TITS SHITTY POMMIE [expletive deleted] ASS FUCK YOU SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER CLIT BOB SAGET FUCKING BASTARD DAGO MAMA MIA JIZZ SHITTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DILDO SPUNK PISS QUEEF SHITE DAMN IT NEGRO FUCK YOU WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER PAKI VENEREAL DISEASE SHITHEAD DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG VENEREAL DISEASE I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT CUNTRAG MICK REDNECK PUSSY DONKEY DICK BUTT PIRATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES PISS ARTIST QUEEF CHRISTHUMPER ARSE BASTARD TWAT DOUCHING FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITE DICK [expletive deleted] FELLATIO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RAPE CARPET MUNCHER ASSHOLE CC PLZ SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOT HEAD PENIS GOOK SCROTUM HONKY PRICK PAKI GRINGO BATMAN & ROBIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUM TWAT FUCKSTAIN INJUN PEDOPHILIA SEMEN CLUSTERFUCK BITCH SUCK MY DICK DICKHEAD CLEMEN BOOBIES TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE CROTCH YUKY DOODY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITMOUSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HITLER DICK SHIT HORSE PENIS DOUCHEBAG VAGINA WANK BALLS AMERICA ONLINE WIENER OH SHI– TOTAL FLYING FUCK PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PRICK FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN PUNANI RAGHEAD FOUR-EYES BOOBS SHITBALLS ORANGE TURTLE DAMN REDNECK ARSE BOB SAGET MAMA MIA HELLFUCKER BIRD SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT GOD DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING PISS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PORCH MONKEY BALLS ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK STRAWBERRY ASS PISSHOLE MICK BASTARD ASS STEVE BALLMER ASS JACKASS REDNECK FUCK TOSSER REDSKIN CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN SAND NIGGER SHITTY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE WIKIPEDIA COON JACK OFF PUSSY FRED PHELPS SHIT RAPE BITCH GANGBANG BASTARD WHORE JACKASS COCKSUCKER FUCKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS POLACK FRAK BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT BULLSHIT CUNT BONER TENTACLE RAPE NIGNOG EXTRA LONG PENIS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ARSE POTTYMOUTH JACK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER PIECE OF SHIT GIVING HEAD LET'S SHIT FUCK PUSSYLICKER HELL NORTH KOREA CUNNILINGUS PEDOPHILIA TWAT KRAUT SPANK THE MONKEY DICK IN A BOX BELGIUM SHIT ASSFACE SHIT SHITFUCKER BELGIUM RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING JUMP! RAPE HOSER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INBRED SHITFACE FELCHMONKEY FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE TITS DUNE COON PECKERHEAD GOD DAMN CLIT ARSE SEX WANK BOOBS PIGFUCKER TITTIES SHITSLINGING NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FRED PHELPS TIT DIRT BAD MOTHERFUCKER PENISBIRD RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG DOODIE HEAD SHIT SHITTY JACKASS SHIT VAGINA DICK CHICKEN WIENER I'LL RAPE YOU SLOPE SLOPE FUCKSTAIN SHITTY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAMEL FUCKER MELAMINE CUNT GANGBANG WOP PISS ARTIST STEVE BALLMER POMMIE DAMN IT TURD KIKE WANK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PISS JOHN ELWAY FUCK YOU CLUSTERFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH SON OF A BITCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HENTAI CRAPPY GOD DAMN PRICK TAFFY GRINGO PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH DOG FUCKER JACKASS FUCK OFF SAGGY TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! POMMIE CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN SLOPE ASSCRACK BELLEND DAMN IT RUSTY TROMBONE GO HOME AND DIE JERK OFF FENCE JUMPER DILDO COCKSMOKER DICKHEAD SHITFACE HELLFUCKER FUCKWIT FUCKING JUMP! BOOBIES CODEINE IS A QUEER RAGHEAD JACKASS EPIDIDYMIS DONKEY PUNCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS CC PLZ TURD PISSHOLE WIENER DEVELOPERS! NEGRO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT ORGASM BLUMPKIN BRITNEY CRAPMUNCHER COCKSHITTER PIG SHITE LOGJAMMER SHITFACE DONKEY DICK DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK OFF FUCK NUGGET CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH DICK IN A BOX KNOBJOCKEY CLIT RAT'S ASS TRANNY FUCK A DUCK VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH WHORE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA D'OH COON PEARL NECKLACE SHUT UP, MEG! FELCHMONKEY SHITFUCKER ABO JERK OFF CHOAD INJUN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL CHUFF FREE ELECTIONS PISS RAT'S COCK SCUMBAG DOUCHE MARGARET THATCHER BUTT-HEAD FUCKTARD FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ COMMUNISM IS STUPID FIST FUCK DAMNATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOBSHITE ANUSCAKE SHITTY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS BLUMPKIN WOP FUCK VAGINA ALEX TREBEK CLIT CHOAD TENTACLE RAPE HELL GOBSHITE RANDY TRAVIS RAT'S ASS WANKER MONKEY SHIT SHITSKIN ASSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM D'OH CLUSTERFUCK HADJI FUCKTARD NIGGER AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK GOBSHITE HELL JACKASS POLAK DOUCHEBAG GOAT DICK NIGGER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PEDOPHILIA PISS BASTARD CLEMEN LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PEEPEE HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT FUCK GOD DAMN CHRISTHUMPER CUNT BUGGER OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS I WILL KILL YOU! BLOWJOB WANK ASSFACE TRANNY FUCKFACE INCEST KRAUT PORCH MONKEY KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CHINK CUNT POOPOO FAG CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOATSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH NIGGER BITCH CUNNILINGUS CHINK FAG ASS FEWMETS I AM CORNHOLIO! SUCK A BIG DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TWISTY VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA INBRED RAGHEAD ASSRAPING NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK DICK CHOAD DAMN ASS FLYING FUCK BASTARD CRAPPY WANK COON SON OF A BITCH ARSE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 JIGGABOO COON HAIL SATAN! POLACK VAGINA BASTARD CLEMEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! CRACKER BELGIUM DONKEY DICK ASS SHITSLINGING WALRUS SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR KRAUT DOT HEAD HENTAI CUNTBUCKET SHITE SOD EMO SCUMBUCKET BUGGER OFF BANGKOK TIMBER NIGGER PUSSYLICKER TITS BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT YID ASS RAT'S ASS BUGGER FUCKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE HELL HORSE SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SEMPRINI CRAPPY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS ASSHAT ASSFACE CRAPFUCKER YID FROG'S FAT ASS ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FROG ASS REDSKIN GOBSHITE AY-AY-AY DOM DeLUISE BULLSHIT EPIDIDYMIS FELCHING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE AUTOFELLATIO SHITSKIN CUNT LAPPER WOP DONKEY DICK CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS P'KANG JUSTIN BIEBER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS KAFFIR GIVING HEAD FUCKING BASEBALL JUSTIN BIEBER SHITE YOGHURT CANNON SAND NIGGER JACKASS GRIS PISS OFF MY ASS GOD DAMN FUCK A DUCK DOG FUCKER GANGBANG MONKEY SHIT DUNE COON BITCH BUTT PIRATE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISSHOLE HELL FUCKSTAIN INBRED PISS OFF MY ASS OH SHI– VAGINA DAMN BIRD SHIT DICKWAD GREASER DAMN FUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BASTARD GOAT DICK FLYING FUCK BEAVER [expletive deleted] GOBSHITE FUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCKSTAIN GOD BLESS AMERICA BUGGER OFF DICKFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COMMUNIST DILDO PISS OFF WANK I WILL KILL YOU! CHIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ALF BALLS ARSEBADGERS SUGARTITS RAPE ASSWIPE BITCH BITCH BITCH DAMN IT SHAKOPEE NAZI POLAK SHITFACE FUCKING BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TACO TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YOU SOD OFF FU SPANG DOUCHE CUNTRAG REBECCA BLACK PISSHOLE WIENER FUCK PEARL NECKLACE CUNT BELLEND SHIT WIGGER ASSCRACK BOOBS NI CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BITCH FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER D'OH CLEMEN WOP BASTARD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMMIT SHIT RAPE LET'S SHIT PAGE BLANKING ALEX TREBEK POMMIE DICKHEAD DOT HEAD NEGRO JOHN ELWAY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SOD ASS BELLEND FRENCH TICKLER BEANER FRIG FASHION BUG RAT'S COCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITCUNTING PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT LENS CRAFTERS I'LL RAPE YOU JERK OFF HELL SPIC RAT'S COCK DICK IN A BOX DIRTY SANCHEZ LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT BRITNEY DONKEY PUNCHER BEAVER BORDER HOPPER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITBALLS PUSSY THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS FENCE JUMPER WANKER JAP DONKEY DICK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PRICK COON SHITSKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK SHIT INBRED BOOBIES ARSE VENEREAL DISEASE WANK RECTUM RAIDER DICKLICK PEDOPHILIA CUNT WANK SHITCOCK HUEY P. NEWTON JACKASS BENSON SUCKS JACKASS SHITE CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK FUCK OFF FRITZ FUCKTARD BOOBS FUCKTARD GOBSHITE PENIS FIST FUCK SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER QUEEF DICK CAMEL FUCKER I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND INCEST SHITTY DOG FUCKER TOWELHEAD FRED PHELPS WANK LOLCAT PRICK SHITFACE PENIS YUKY DOODY FUCK NUGGET CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOP JACKASS FRED PHELPS JIZZ POLACK PRICK DUNE COON DUMBASS POOPY SCROTUM COMMUNIST DILDO WIGGER BITCH PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE DICK GANGBANG GOBSHITE NORTH KOREA ASSHAT DUNE COON FOREIGN CURRENCY TONY LA RUSSA COON ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN NAZI FELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS BULLSHIT DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DUMBASS DAMN SCUMBUCKET FUCKWIT BITCH INCEST HELLFUCKER GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD SACRAMENTO BEAVER FUCKFACE FUCKING FUCK YOU PUNANI SON OF A BITCH SHIT suck my mothers PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suck my mothers INCEST MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES ASS FASCIST BALLS EMO JOHNNY FUCKWIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER BUGGER OFF SON OF A BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT BORDER HOPPER I'LL RAPE YOU CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BUKKAKE TWISTY VAGINA BORDER HOPPER TITWANK FUCKING A KRAUT NIGGER TITS SPUNK GRIS FROG'S FAT ASS FUDGEPACKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKING A CHOAD JACK OFF SHITTY PUSSY BIGNOSE POWERSHIT WIKIPEDIA CRAPMUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT ASS MONKEY SHIT BALL SACK PISSHOLE PENIS FUCK OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BALLS DOT HEAD TRANNY MARGARET THATCHER SHITFUCKER SOD ASSRAPING SEX FUCK COCK WOP FELCHING DICKFACE ADMINS ARE GAY HADJI PEDOPHILIA ARSE COCK FUCK YOU REDSKIN PUSSY DOUCHING DOM DeLUISE GOAT DICK SCROTUM MOCKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY PUNANI DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WHORE YUKY DOODY FUCK INBRED CRAP ON A STICK SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FRIG JERK OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS TENTACLE RAPE FUCKWIT GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST POTTYMOUTH SHITSLIDE DICK DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEMEN JIZZ ASS LICKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING A DICK CHICKEN GOATSE COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL TOTAL BITCH YOU WANKER MOCKIE CANNED QUOTE CENSORSHIP KNOBJOCKEY WOP RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET DICKHEAD ORGASM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHOOP DA WHOOP BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY FENCE JUMPER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOD DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNNILINGUS LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU JUNGLE BUNNY HELL NICARAGUA CUNTRAG HELL DICKWAD BUTT PIRATE TRANNY WILLY WONKA I WILL KILL YOU! FRED PHELPS GOD DAMMIT FUCK SCUMBAG SHAKOPEE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BATHING SUIT AREA JACKASS CONDOMS CUNTSWILLING COCKSUCKER SON OF A BITCH ASS BLUE PENIS! POLAK MOTHERFUCKER HELL YOUR MOM DAMNATION HORSE SHIT SCROTUM JAP BATMAN & ROBIN DOT HEAD CLEMEN CUNT SHIT LET'S SHIT CHICKEN SHIT FRAK WALRUS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO TITWANK 666 I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DICKFACE BOLLOCKS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITE ASS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKFACE SOD WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO TOSSER ART METAL PRODUCTS PIXIES CUNTBUCKET SLOPE POOPY MACACA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PEEPEE DONGSHOVER CUNT PRICK MICK MALL SANTA BOON CUNT SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK FUCKING MACACA NIGGER ARSE [Insert swear here] DICKFACE BOOBIES WANK CUNTRAG FAG BUGFUCK SON OF A BITCH SHIT HADJI BELLEND INBRED MASTURBATION GOOK TAMPONS MASTURBATION INBRED SHITSLINGING GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive OLD CHRIST OF A and with the FELCHING and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which POLAK while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BLUMPKIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GANGBANG