Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or RAPE neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS & DICKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ARSE, sudden EAT MY SHIT! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JOHN SMILEY FACE or PISS OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PEARL NECKLACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JOHN ELWAY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WIKIPEDIA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTBUCKET SMEG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER TITS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKING JUMP! objectionable words).
DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's is BALLS not to be SHITE confused with SHITFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MY ANUS IS BLEEDING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random TITMOUSE disorientation, culturally-KAFFIR-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local O KURWA! language, LIMEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK A DUCK DICK IN A BOX of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BEANER souvenir shoppes and massive PISS ARTIST quantities SUCK A BIG DICK of ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG garbage.
Darnit.
A SLOPE Polite Note to the FUCKHEAD Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELLFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KAFFIR article ANAL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and 30 CASES OF PICKLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DUMBASS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ASSCRACK Tourrette's sufferers BONER swear. You can BULLSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INCEST TV, for always focusing on the JIZZ bad side of a terrible MARCH OF FLAMES thing.
- The main FROG'S FAT ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLUSTERFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee POMMIE NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BAT FUCK INSANE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING A cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOLLOCKS school for FUCKBAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage AUTOFELLATIO sufferers to become suck my mothers manically depressed and FRENCH TICKLER commit MONKEY BALLS suicide.
- There is no DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT cure, and the SHITSKIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOD DAMN perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go PENIS ON A BUN numb and FAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCUMBUCKET it is without the BULLSHIT drug.
I am an active member of a MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK OFF the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DIPSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am PORCH MONKEY sorry for POTTYMOUTH "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOZILLA FIREFOX this that really THONG TASTER annoys me. I am working towards a MOTHERFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKTARD, and making fun of a CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE horrible disorder is (not) SON OF A BITCH funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DEVELOPERS! time.
Best FUCKER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “BANGKOK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply
As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.
Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen
P.S. PENIS Regards to Andrew REDSKIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply
As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONALD RUMSFELD saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my RAT'S COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are QUEEF and DICKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LENS CRAFTERS BAND WITH 4 FUCKING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COON HORSE! ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ARSE'S HOUSE
How COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT to TWAT cure FOUR-EYES the SHITPISSER Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FRIG for YOUR MOM Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS is CHUCK NORRIS following HORSE SHIT these SCROTUM rules PISS in PISS OFF MY ASS order:
- 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature YOU WANKER little INBRED kids,
- 2: Count to ASS within BITCH 10 JACKASSseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCKTARD FRIG CLUSTERFUCK nor DICK talk,
- 4: Tell MONKEY'S UNCLE yourself you YID don't INBRED have CHIGGER this ASSWIPE disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAPE WITH NASTY DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the ARSE last straw KAFFIR!
I fucking put COCKSMOKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REDSKIN the TOP OF DAGO THIS FUCKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT offensive. DAMMIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BALLS people who try GOATSE to battle GOD DAMMIT'SHITPISSER that tight-ass SPANK THE MONKEY 17-year-EPIDIDYMIS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLUSTERFUCK it now, but someone said ASSCRACK' SHITE PIECE OF SHIT'ANUSCAKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is a laughing HOLY DUMB FUCK matter. Plus there BEAVER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITS & DICKS Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHING articles JACK OFF about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DILDO stuff. So INBRED that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the ALF first part too and DAMN talking about the BLUE PENIS! letter that it's BOOBS mocking (what EMO letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITCOCK hi self SON OF A BITCH even made a really DAMN good point. "It's BALL SACK nothing more LIKE FATHER LIKE SON from a head nod to a DONKEY DICK knee tick". BRUSH MA TEETH. Which I'll add SHITSLINGING onto NECROPHILIA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BITCH suffer that MICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOM DeLUISE be, because if I were a TURD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! hilarious. If you SCUMBAG Want facts, go on DOUCHEBAG Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PORCUPINE'S BALLS be offended, don't read PENIS the freaking CUNNILINGUS article anyway.
HELL FHTAGN FAGGOT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CRAP TIMBER NIGGER SHITFACE FUCKBAG JACK OFF DOG FUCKER
KIKE TWAT BASTARD VAGINA MR WINKLER IS GAY JIZZ HELLFIRE ABO GOD DAMN COON SHITCUNTING DAMN BOOBS SAGGY TITS DAMN CUNT PEDOPHILIA FEMADOM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FEMADOM MARCH OF FLAMES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ARSEBADGERS SHIT PISS ARTIST CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST WARNER MUSIC GROUP SEMEN NAZI MOZILLA FIREFOX ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH DAMN SHITSLINGING STRAWBERRY ASS WEHATEMARIO MAMA MIA POWERSHIT LICK PUSSY ASS BASTARD BASTARD MALARKY DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST GRINGO HELL ASS ASSCRACK DUMBASS SHUT UP, MEG! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTT-HEAD PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIGNOG FRAK BUTTFUCKER SCUMBUCKET HADJI DILDO INBRED BRUSH MA TEETH DOUCHING CONSENSUS FUCK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSRAPING MALARKY RICK MORANIS PISS UP MY ARSE NEGRO SHITCUNTING WIKIPEDIA CAMEL FUCKER BUNG-HOLE LGBT RIGHTS SPANK THE MONKEY WOP JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HORSE PENIS SCROTUM INCEST PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN HEIL HITLER! GANGBANG BASTARD TWAT CUNT BOOBS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH HATE HATE HAT LOLCAT FASHION BUG GOD DAMN TITS & DICKS GIVING HEAD DAMN TWAT FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI CHICKEN SHIT HELL BOON BALLS SHITBALLS FUCK PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTTFUCKER SHITTY CHOAD PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIENER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DAMN COON FUCKBAG TITMOUSE DICKFACE HORSE PENIS LOLCAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PAKI ASS BELLEND NIGGER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GOBSHITE POMMIE HYPERINFLATION ARSEBADGERS RAPE BASTARD SHITE FRED PHELPS TOWELHEAD COON SHITFACE CHALICE WHORE BITCH SACRAMENTO SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH BLUMPKIN ASSHOLE PAKI DILDO DUMBASS PENISFUCK EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT HELLFIRE BITCH CUNT SHITE MONKEY BALLS FUCKWIT TWAT DICKLICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES INBRED I AM CORNHOLIO! BELGIUM COCK PUSSY CLEVELAND STEAMER KAFFIR FUCKING WIENER RAPE WANKSPLAT FUCK MONKEY SHIT INCEST NIGGER TITS GOD DAMN JERK OFF WIKIPEDIA HELL FUCK WANK BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING RANDY TRAVIS YOU WANKER ASSRAPING ARSE HORSE PENIS PISS FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CLUSTERFUCK TITWANK DOUCHEBAG FUCK NUGGET ANAL CLIT SHITFACE BLOWJOB FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET SOD OFF TOURETTE'S IS FUN BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT LAPPER SOD FUCKTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP ORGASM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIENER BLUMPKIN MONKEY'S UNCLE DICK suck my mothers CLIT BEAVER NAZI ASSWIPE JERK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY NIPPLES NAZI HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! FUCKER TITTIES BUNG-HOLE FUCKFACE INBRED MALARKY VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY SHITSLINGING ASS FAGGOT GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS FEMADOM RAPE DILDO BITCH CC PLZ SIGMUND FREUD GYPSY MONKEY'S UNCLE MARY WHITEHOUSE ARSE BULLSHIT FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE FUCK OFF MARGARET THATCHER TACO WALRUS SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HELL Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD SHITSLINGING CLIT JIZZ WANKSPLAT SNUFF PORN DIPSHIT CUNT ASSWIPE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! GOD DAMMIT HELL PUSSY LOGJAMMER HELL DAGO NAZI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NEOPETS FLAMING ASS BADGER VAGINA GANGBANG POLAK VAGINA COCK CHIGGER ASS WETBACK ASSRAMMER BONER FUCK FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE SOD OFF TITS & DICKS CANNED QUOTES TWAT POMMIE DOUCHE DOUCHE JACKASS SHITTY LAKE TITICACA ORGASM RAT'S COCK HORSE PENIS ASSHAT HONKY DOUCHETITS MOCCASINS DAMN IT RAGHEAD RAT'S ASS CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY PEDOPHILIA HENTAI ASSHAT MICK DOUCHETITS HENTAI GOOK GOD DAMN DICK IN A BOX PISS SHITFACE LOLCAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HELL THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! WIENER SCROTUM DICK I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN DICKLICK GENITALIA TWAT ASSFACE GOOK LAKE TITICACA PISS JACK ABRAMOFF RAGHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITWANK PEEPEE BOLLOCKS DAMMIT PISS OFF MY ASS INBRED EAT MY SHIT! BOYCOTT VIACOM! DAMN [expletive deleted] FEMADOM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITSLINGING FENCE JUMPER CRAPMUNCHER TOWELHEAD WANK HELL BASTARD TOSSER SPICY CUNT FUCK BUTT PIRATE BASTARD FUCKER BALL SACK FRAK PUSSY POWERSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE ASS DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT SUGARTITS RAT'S ASS HO FRIG BIGNOSE TACO SHIT SHITHEAD SHIT DICKHEAD FELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE FUCKSTAIN SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS FEMADOM NI PENIS FENCE JUMPER ARSEBADGERS FUCK OFF SHITTY FUCKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEEPEE TITS RAGHEAD SHITE PISS BALLS REDNECK DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RUSKIE BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK INBRED BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ARSE SHITHEAD JACKASS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! I'LL RAPE YOU OSTRICH MY ASS DUMBASS CUM CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMMIT EPIDIDYMIS SHIT HO CUNT PENIS SHITBALLS SHITSLINGING suck my mothers ASS FASCIST CAMEL JOCKEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSCRACK HELLFIRE FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING DILDO DICKHEAD ASSWIPE PENISBIRD BALLS TALK PAGES VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE DUMBASS SHITPISSER BITCH PISSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOODIE HEAD RECTUM RAIDER BIRD SHIT BUKKAKE FUDGEPACKER ASSRAMMER DOUCHE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? POLAK YOGHURT CANNON DAGO PUNANI FLYING RAT'S ASS BEAVER SHIT ANAL 30 CASES OF PICKLES KRAUT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TACO SHIT NIPPLES BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUNT LAPPER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BRITNEY TITS & DICKS RUSKIE PISS OFF [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY COCK TITS FUCK MASTURBATION ABO LET'S SHIT GOATSE DOUCHE CRAPPY SHITBALLS SHITE [expletive deleted] PRICK VAGINA FAGGOT TITS & DICKS HELLFUCKER WETBACK FUCKER POMMIE ASS LICKER GARBAGE DAY! TAMPON IN MY ASS FOUR-EYES FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG CLUSTERFUCK WANK PISS UP MY ARSE DICKHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH JOHNNY SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS PUSSYLICKER SHITCOCK TOSSER LOGJAMMER SHITTY CHOAD KISSER ORANGE TURTLE BUTTFUCKER BITCH TWAT TAFFY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK NIGGER FUCK YOU CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE DOUCHE FUCKTARD FUCK SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITCUNTING I'LL RAPE YOU TITTIES I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See WIKIPEDIA also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- ASS
Article written in the style of its subject This article is HELL funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FRIG subject. If you do not find it funny JUSTIN BIEBER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCKING ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ASSRAPING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a BUTT PIRATE joke loses its humour RAT'S COCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SCUMBUCKET ignorant, then you wouldn't have CUNT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! PISS STRAWBERRY ASS RAT'S ASS suck my mothers CRACKER!!!!!I <3 COCK |

