Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKFACE'SHIT'GOD DAMMIT'ASSHAT'PEEPEE'FUCK OFF'POOPY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHAT neurochemical FUCK disorder NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOLDY TITS, sudden DILDO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD or BOOBS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOCCASINS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MOTHERFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKBAG CRAP ON A STICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DUMBASS utterFUCKance of socially I WILL END YOU! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's is SACRED not to be HELLFIRE confused with DICKWAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGFUCK random CUNT CRAPPER disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSWIPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKTARD language, SPANK THE MONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK YOU souvenir shoppes and massive TWAT quantities DOT HEAD of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS ARTIST Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's OSTRICH MY ASS Research Institute was TAFFY founded to SHITSLINGING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ANUSCAKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CONDOMS article SUGARTITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOCCASINS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKSTAIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers BONER swear. You can YID blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOOK TV, for always focusing on the BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
• The main MILF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOMO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DILDO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small KAFFIR knee SHITHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUTTFUCKER school for PIECE OF SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become SOD OFF manically depressed and GUMDROPS commit [expletive deleted] suicide.
• There is no GOATSE cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the PORCH MONKEY tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITMOUSE perodol" which caused my entire CHIGGER body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and RAT'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING it is without the GRINGO drug.

I am an active member of a MOTHERFUCKER tourette syndrome NIPPLES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKWIT the PISS UP MY ARSE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BUTTFUCKER sorry for CRAPPY "hi-jacking" your CAMEL FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RAT'S ASS this that really FROG annoys me. I am working towards a COON better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT LIKE A HORSE, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) CHIGGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best WANKSPLAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “COON” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GOVERNMENT FILTERS reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The CAMEL FUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can BIGNOSE punch him if you NIPPLES want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my CROTCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOLDY TITS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FELCHING and DOUCHE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DONALD RUMSFELD BAND WITH 4 NORTH KOREA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YUKY DOODY HORSE! MOLDY TITS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOLDY TITS'S HOUSE

How SHIT to GIVING HEAD cure CLEMEN the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette's I WILL END YOU! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITCUNTING for KRAUT Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome FLYING FUCK is SUGARTITS following SPUNK these CUNT rules FUCKSTAIN in DICKLICK order:

• 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature FAG little SHITSKIN kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKFUCKFUCK within OSTRICH MY ASS 10 FLYING FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JERK OFF DICK JIGGABOO nor PENIS talk,
• 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you CAMEL FUCKER don't TURD have BITCH this SHITSLINGING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTT-HOLE WITH NASTY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITS & DICKS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOLDY TITS last straw DELICIOUS CAKE!

I fucking put CUNT CRAPPER' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS OFF MY ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRIG the TOP OF BUGGER THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POTTYMOUTH offensive. SPUNK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRENCH TICKLER people who try DUMBASS to battle RAGHEAD'PISS ARTIST that tight-ass SHIT 17-year-POO POO BLOWJOB—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING A it now, but someone said HO' FUCKER CLEMEN'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOOBS is a laughing PEDOPHILIA matter. Plus there DICKHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN articles FELLATIO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So SAMUEL L. JACKSON that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the HELLFIRE first part too and ORGASM talking about the CHENEY letter that it's CRAPFUCKER mocking (what MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE letter? I don't even know what TWISTY VAGINA the heck you're talking about). Adrian GREASER hi self ANAL even made a really SHITTY good point. "It's SON OF A BITCH nothing more NICARAGUA from a head nod to a SHITHEAD knee tick". TIT DIRT. Which I'll add FUCKING A onto TIT DIRT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that SEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIPSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JACK OFF be, because if I were a DOUCHE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GO HOME AND DIE hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DIPSHIT be offended, don't read NAZI the freaking YOUR MOM article anyway.

CLEMEN GOOK DICKHEAD ORGASM FUCKHEAD SHIT SAGGY TITS ANUSCAKE BUKKAKE SUITCASE PENIS

SCUMBAG JACK OFF AY-AY-AY WANK GOD DAMN CLEMEN WIENER TITWANK BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE DAGO ARSEBADGERS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BRITNEY HORSE SHIT VAGINA MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS DONALD RUMSFELD PUSSY CUNNILINGUS [Insert silly non-swear here] SHITE CUNTYMINTS FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE SHAKOPEE WHORE CONDOMS SIGMUND FREUD WOMEN'S RIGHTS SUCK MY COCK SON OF A BITCH CUM CHUFF SUCK MY COCK ASSFACE CUNT BALLS FRENCH TICKLER PAKI DUMBASS ANAL FUCKING A PRICK KRAUT SAGGY TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DILDO BUKKAKE O KURWA! BUNG-HOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! LENS CRAFTERS FUCKSTAIN DAMN INBRED SOD FELLATIO PAKI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER TITS WIENER SUCK MY COCK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING DALAI LAMA NI CUNT MASTURBATION FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSHITTER CHIGGER COCKSHITTER FUCK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NECROPHILIA NAZI FUCKING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKBAG GOBSHITE DICKHEAD REDNECK SACRED DOUCHE NAZI ANAL DIABETES JACKASS WIKIPEDIA GRUE RAPE SCROTUM DAMN MOCKIE MILF VAGINA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIPPLES NECROPHILIA FUCK ASS [EXPLETIVE] DIPSHIT MOLDY TITS TWISTY VAGINA JACKASS SHIT FUCK YOU HELL REDEEMING VALUE CUNT FUCKER POLESMOKER DAMN HITLER BORDER HOPPER DOG SHIT FUCKWIT CUNT BITCH BOB SAGET HO HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH CUM CUM SAGGY TITS SHIT BALLS TIT SPRINKLES TITTYWANK ASS SHITTY ART METAL PRODUCTS TOURETTE'S IS FUN BOLLOCKS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! POLESMOKER PUSSY DAMN DONKEY DICK FUCK YOU NICARAGUA ASSRAPING 666 BUGFUCK JACKASS URINE-GARGLING SCUMBUCKET MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMMIT ASSHOLE DYKE BANGKOK FUCK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT CC PLZ GRIS HELL BELGIUM BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD DOUCHEBAG MONKEY'S UNCLE BUGGER OFF SHITFUCKER DOM DeLUISE ASS DOUCHE SHITFACE SHIT HITLER JACKASS SAND NIGGER KRAUT WINDOWS VISTA WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOD DAMN COCK DOUCHING TESTICLE CHOKE HOSER YID PORCUPINE'S BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER TACO DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT GOD DAMN DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN CUNT TITTIES RAT'S COCK CUM CUNTRAG LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE LENS CRAFTERS SHITFACE GOBSHITE NIGGER DOG FUCKER SHITSLIDE RUSTY TROMBONE BOLLOCKS DICKFACE CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER TITMOUSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK TAMPONS FUCKING RICK MORANIS FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER BIG FOOT DUMBASS SHIT HORSE SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY TRANNY EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN MALARKY INJUN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS 30 CASES OF PICKLES KIKE ASSFACE NIGGER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BELLEND ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING [Insert swear here] 30 CASES OF PICKLES SOD OFF FUCK CRAPPY DOG SHIT CLUSTERFUCK HOT GRITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSWIPE HELL BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CHAV CARPET MUNCHER BUGGER SEX BRITNEY SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ TAFFY ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB INBRED LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN IT SCROTUM FRITZ SLOPE NAZI INJUN DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE BONER BALL SACK ARSE FEMADOM FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTING ASSCRACK CHOAD TWAT SHITTY DICKWAD PISS ARTIST P'KANG OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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ARSE CHIGGER SHITTY ASSWIPE GOBSHITE BITCH [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS BUGFUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PUSSY 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CLEMEN ASS REBECCA BLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TITS ALEX TREBEK FRITZ CRAPMUNCHER BALL SACK FELCHING JAP DUMBASS SPANK THE MONKEY SAND NIGGER CRAP INBRED DICK TITS TURD ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY ASS CUNT PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITSLINGING WALRUS SHIT FELLATIO suck my mothers DAMN CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD SCUMBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PIGFUCKER CHAV JOHNNY PENISBIRD CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BONG DOUCHE PIG PAKI BATHING SUIT AREA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PEARL NECKLACE MICK COCKSTUFFER CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFACE WIKIPEDIA INBRED CUNTBUCKET BOLLOCKS COCKSUCKER TWAT CLEMEN ALEX TREBEK MACACA BUGFUCK ASSHAT P'KANG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BALL SACK AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER YOU WANKER SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PIGFUCKER SHITCUNTING HONKY FLAMING ASS BADGER FRIG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING NIGGER HELL JACK OFF BITCH SHIT DONKEY DICK MOLDY TITS FREE ELECTIONS LOGJAMMER DALAI LAMA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK FUCKSTAIN TWAT FUCKER PICKANINNY pen0r CUNT NIPPLES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TWAT CUNNILINGUS COCKSHITTER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SACRAMENTO TURD PISS ARTIST PISS CROTCH RAGHEAD [EXPLETIVE] MOLDY TITS CRACKER GREASER PORCH MONKEY ANAL COCK BUGGER SHIT TITS SOD OFF CLEMEN BAT FUCK INSANE HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITE BALL SACK DAMN ARSE WANKER SOD ASSHAT DICKFACE FUCKHEAD DAMN CHRISTHUMPER TONY LA RUSSA SAND NIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA DOG FUCKER ASSWIPE I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITTY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DONALD RUMSFELD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BITCH GIVING HEAD FUCKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS MOLDY TITS DICK JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE SHITCOCK ASSFACE PAKI CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HADJI COCKSUCKER HOMO BONER MOTHERFUCKER HELL TIENANMEN SQUARE DOM DeLUISE JIZZ RECTUM RAIDER NI PENIS ON A BUN lowercase PRICK WANK SON OF A BITCH NAZI 666 JACKASS POWERSHIT DAMMIT BULLSHIT FUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS WANK POLESMOKER BOOBS OSTRICH MY ASS WOP DUMBASS ASSHOLE YOU WANKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER KRAUT BITCH SOD OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES TIT SPRINKLES BUTTFUCKER COON ASSHAT NIGGER BUGFUCK SHIT PUSSY TITMOUSE O KURWA! FLYING FUCK PIG PISS ARTIST JACKASS SHIT SOD BOOBS FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE FLYING FUCK SPUNK BONER GOBSHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH HELL CRAPMUNCHER FUCK YOU NI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JERK OFF FRIG DAMN MALARKY ARSEBADGERS WANK SNUFF PORN BIG FOOT TITS BUTT-HEAD KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK OFF PEARL NECKLACE EUROIPODS SON OF A BITCH TITS FUCKING A CHOAD O CANADA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FAGGOT DONKEY PUNCHER GIVING HEAD YOU WANKER FUCK GRAPE PENIS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKTARD JESSE McCARTNEY I'LL RAPE YOU KIKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK INBRED FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PIECE OF SHIT NIPPLES BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD PUSSYLICKER TIT SPRINKLES PENIS DAMN FUCKING JUMP! FLYING FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKFACE SMEG WHORE INBRED FUCK BULLSHIT O CANADA FUDGEPACKER FROG'S FAT ASS O CANADA CHENEY MARCH OF FLAMES MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DIPSHIT JOHNNY DICK CHICKEN KAFFIR MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF SHIT SHITSKIN SPUNK MOLDY TITS SHITBALLS CRACKER TITS KRAUT GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD GRINGO CODEINE IS A QUEER WANK ARSE CHAV NIGNOG DAMN MICK VENEREAL DISEASE RUSKIE SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA POLACK REDNECK KRAUT WANKSPLAT DIRTY SANCHEZ BUGGER ALF SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER INJUN CROTCH FUCK NUGGET CUNTRAG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR GOD BLESS AMERICA DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES FUCKWIT JACK OFF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BULLSHIT CUNT FUCK YOU PORCH MONKEY SPICY CUNT FUCK WANKER TITMOUSE WETBACK KRAUT ARSE FEWMETS YOU WANKER POO POO BLOWJOB WANKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ASSFACE INCEST RAT'S COCK FRITZ CUM WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! FRED PHELPS CUNT CROTCH DOM DeLUISE FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK FAG ORGASM SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DELICIOUS CAKE HELL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DICK CHICKEN WANK SAND NIGGER DAMN FUCKWIT SHIT CARPET MUNCHER ASSCRACK DIPSHIT SHIT MAMA MIA CAMEL FUCKER ASSHAT DICK CHICKEN CUNT DONKEY DICK HELLFIRE BONER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TITWANK ARSE DUMBASS HO PRICK EMO PAKI FRIG BLUMPKIN PUNANI SHITCOCK FRAK MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY DAMN FUCK OFF PRICK VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI POMMIE GOD DAMN CUNT WANK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MASTURBATION FAGGOT FUCKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S COCK FUCK FEWMETS SEX FUCKER MALL SANTA LOGJAMMER NIGGER TITS JESSE McCARTNEY ASSCRACK YOU SUCK BALLS TOSSER FUCKER CRAPMUNCHER GOOK SHAKOPEE CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE BOB SAGET CHENEY GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD CONDOMS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DILDO NORTH KOREA SLOPE SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH ASSHAT BOOBS HAIL SATAN! EAT MY SHIT! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING TITTIES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY ASS WHORE DICKHEAD BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAPPY CUNT JACKASS BLOWJOB BASTARD SHITFACE QUEEF HELL ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY BIGNOSE DYKE NIGGER RHODESIA FUCKWIT SHIT CLUSTERFUCK NORTH KOREA DAMN SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK DOUCHING KRAUT STRAWBERRY ASS FRAK MASTURBATION FELLATIO DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NIPPLES LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER BASTARD SHITFUCKER GO HOME AND DIE NIGGER TITS NIGNOG COCKSUCKER BITCH HOSER CLUSTERFUCK WIGGER KIKE BLUE PENIS! PEDOPHILIA PENISBIRD YOU WANKER WANK ANAL FELCHING BELGIUM INCEST FUCKFACE DOUCHING DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU ASSCRACK FUCKER PORCH MONKEY FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER LHASA [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHITCOCK DAMN WANK COON WANKSPLAT MOCCASINS BITCH DAMN DICKFACE CRAP FLYING FUCK DIPSHIT JACKASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANKSPLAT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GENITALIA PUSSYLICKER BASTARD PENIS FUCKING SCUMBAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE SMEG DIPSHIT FUCK ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MALARKY FUCKBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN BANGKOK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN ASS EPIDIDYMIS BUTTFUCKER PISS CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER MARCH OF FLAMES PECKERHEAD BIRD SHIT INBRED TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER SOD BIRD IN THE HOUSE FASHION BUG BASTARD BUKKAKE O KURWA! ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK TIT DIRT PUNANI JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK URINE-GARGLING DOUCHEBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOOBS FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS DOUCHEBAG ALF SUCK MY COCK NEOPETS SPIC BALLS BALLS FUCK YOU ARSE BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON CROTCH GARBAGE DAY! LIMEY FRIG JAP CRAPFUCKER MAMA MIA MOCCASINS SAND NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH GRIS BULLCRAP FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER MILF DOG FUCKER SHITPISSER FUCKING BASEBALL BEAVER MASTURBATION PISS ARTIST FUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FELLATIO and with the PISS OFF and his SHITTY of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about FALSE BENSON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOTHERFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITTY