Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SON OF A BITCH'POO POO BLOWJOB'FUCK'BATHING SUIT AREA'SHITFACE'BASTARD'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT look at the JOHNNY talk page of this INBRED article for notes or discussion before TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITMOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder NIPPLES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAPE, sudden ASSHAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FENCE JUMPER or MARY WHITEHOUSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BENCH PRESS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ANAL DIABETES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCUMBAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS & DICKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SUCK A BIG DICK COCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMN television programs to address SOD Tourette's syndrome.

JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette's is YOGHURT CANNON not to be GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POMMIE random CONDOMS disorientation, culturally-SCROTUM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSCRACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, 666 and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places GENITALIA BATHING SUIT AREA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive BULLSHIT quantities PISS OFF of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKTARD Polite Note to the DUMBASS Author:

The HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's BIG FOOT Research Institute was BAT FUCK INSANE founded to BOB SAGET.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JUMPING JESUS!!! article FELCHING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FEWMETS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NIGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FLYING FUCK Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can KAFFIR blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BIGNOSE TV, for always focusing on the JACKASS bad side of a terrible FLYING RAT'S ASS thing.
• The main ASSHOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTSWILLING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITTY knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKTARD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS ARTIST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for PIGFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIGGER sufferers to become JERK OFF manically depressed and FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD commit FUCKER suicide.
• There is no NIGNOG cure, and the BEAVER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRAP ON A STICK tics often have adverse HITLER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire WHORE body to go DOODIE HEAD numb and POOPOO basically made it NIGGA! worse than ABO it is without the FUCK OFF drug.

I am an active member of a FELLATIO tourette syndrome MAMA MIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COON the ASSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NEGRO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FREEDOM OF SPEECH sorry for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST "hi-jacking" your PEDOPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD this that really JIGGABOO annoys me. I am working towards a PEEPEE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TUBA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMMIT, and making fun of a PRICK horrible disorder is (not) NEGRO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK A DUCK time.

Best SHITSLIDE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. SHITSKIN Regards to Andrew PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The FELCHING bastard who wrote this article. You can SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS punch him if you All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PRICK saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAPE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and BOYCOTT VIACOM! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BORDER HOPPER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRAK HORSE! RAPE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAPE'S HOUSE

How JAP to SHITHEAD cure AUTOFELLATIO the ASSWIPE Tourette's JACKASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITPISSER for MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourette's I RAPE WALRUSES! Syndrome NAZI is CLUSTERFUCK following SHITPISSER these ASS rules WARNER MUSIC GROUP in NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTING DICK NIPPLES immature COCKING FUCKBOROUGH little PISS OFF kids,
• 2: Count to TONY LA RUSSA within GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY 10 CONDOMSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NAZI FUCKBAG MOCCASINS nor ASSFACE talk,
• 4: Tell GOD DAMN yourself you ASSHOLE don't CHICKEN SHIT have FUCKWIT this BIG FOOT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WITH NASTY SHITTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAPE last straw TOWELHEAD!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DONKEY DICK the TOP OF VAGINA THIS RAGHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING offensive. DAMN IT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SEX people who try DARTH VADER to battle DONKEY PUNCHER'FRIG that tight-ass BEANER 17-year-SUCK COCKS IN HELL!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SPANK THE MONKEY it now, but someone said CARPET MUNCHER' DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! CODEINE IS A QUEER'VENEREAL DISEASE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TRANNY is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there DUNE COON was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUGGER OFF Uncyclopedia, there are SEMEN articles FROG'S FAT ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRED PHELPS stuff. So PENIS that means DAMN stop getting mad at the INJUN first part too and FLYING RAT'S ASS talking about the DAMNATION letter that it's DOUGHNUT PUNCHER mocking (what DAMNATION letter? I don't even know what REDSKIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian TOWELHEAD hi self ART METAL PRODUCTS even made a really GO COUNT YOUR DICK good point. "It's JACK ABRAMOFF nothing more INCEST from a head nod to a BUGFUCK knee tick". FENCE JUMPER. Which I'll add PORCH MONKEY onto GOD DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GYPSY suffer that BUTT-HOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOUCHEBAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a FUCKING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HOMO hilarious. If you FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Want facts, go on WIENER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITS be offended, don't read RAT'S ASS the freaking WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article anyway.

BEAVER FUCKFUCKFUCK JENKEM CUNTRAG BITCH ASSHAT BALLS EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DOUCHING TOWELHEAD

FRITZ MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCK PISSHOLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK FUDGEPACKER REDNECK RUSTY TROMBONE BITCH DICKHEAD FUCK BALLS SHITSLINGING CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU P'KANG ANAL COMMUNIST DILDO SAMUEL L. JACKSON UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CRACKER SPICY CUNT FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS PORCH MONKEY DAGO BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER POLACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHRISTHUMPER WIKIPEDIA DICKFACE GOD DAMN SHIT NIGGER SHITE TITWANK ASSHAT FEMADOM JIZZ FUCKSTAIN TWAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TAMPONS RAPE COCKSHITTER FUCKTARD SEX CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER PIG PUSSYLICKER SHIT COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY FUCKFUCKFUCK CHIGGER CAMEL FUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER PISS ASS FUCKTARD CHOAD KISSER TWAT COON PUSSY TACO GO COUNT YOUR DICK SUCK A BIG DICK GENITALIA FRAK JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT COCKSUCKER BITCH DIPSHIT BEAVER ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT HONKY JAP FUCK YOU FRITZ THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES WIGGER FUCKFACE GOBSHITE CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE SHITE TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK FUCKTARD TITMOUSE SHITHEAD CROTCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HEIL HITLER! TITTYWANK CONAN O'BRIAN ROSIE O'DONNELL BASTARD SHIT SHITTY FUCKWIT POO POO BLOWJOB LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CLEMEN PORCH MONKEY BORDER HOPPER [EXPLETIVE] ASS CHIGGER FUCKING FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING GIVING HEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIGGER TITS I'LL RAPE YOU JOHNNY EMO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT BULLSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SPANK THE MONKEY HELLFIRE WETBACK HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS CLIT RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT CHIGGER HELLFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITHEAD BOOBS ASSHAT HO DAMN BASTARD PISS OFF MY ASS DIPSHIT CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK MOCKIE JIGGABOO FUCKHEAD SHAKOPEE REDNECK COMMUNIST DILDO STEVE BALLMER CUNT [Insert swear here] MONKEY SHIT BUGFUCK NIPPLES PISS ARTIST CC PLZ TRANNY POLESMOKER CLEMEN JAP BOLLOCKS DUMBASS [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] INBRED INCEST PEDOPHILIA MILF PRICK GOD DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISSHOLE ASSWIPE NEGRO DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT GRINGO FUCKER POLAK NAZI CUNT SHITTY DICK TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER RECTUM RAIDER DAMN JACK OFF DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING RAPE DAMN SAND NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER SEX FUCKFACE PORCH MONKEY FUCK BALLS LICK PUSSY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MONKEY BALLS CUNTRAG INBRED HELL SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE FUCKING A ASS CAMEL FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER TONY LA RUSSA FRED PHELPS LET'S SHIT DICK TIT DIRT WANK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SHITCOCK DUMBASS GIVING HEAD CC PLZ TAMPONS PISS OFF MY ASS GOD DAMMIT HOMO DAMN IT ROSIE O'DONNELL MAMA MIA ASS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS FUCKSTAIN TURD BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER POLACK FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO CLUSTERFUCK SHIT BEAVER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TITTIES MOCKIE MARGARET THATCHER SHITHEAD FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING A DOG SHIT ASSHAT DIPSHIT BULLSHIT FASHION BUG ASSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S COCK CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S COCK SHITFACE ARSE DICK MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT SOD BASTARD WIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHIT BUKKAKE PRICK NIGNOG SCROTUM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU CHING CHONG CHINK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MONKEY BALLS SUCK A BIG DICK DOG FUCKER DAMN CUNT DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK NUGGET PRICK PISS CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH TONY LA RUSSA SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSMOKER BUTT PIRATE BASTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MALARKY WOP WANK CRAPPY DAMN FRENCH TICKLER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS TITS PISS UP MY ARSE CHUFF DICK HONKY DICKFACE DICKHEAD FROG WANK FUCK NUGGET JAP SHITCOCK ASS CUNT PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLIT SEX BULLSHIT SCROTUM INBRED RUSKIE FUCKING TIT SPRINKLES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMMIT DAMN IT TRANNY SHITFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK BUGFUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUGFUCK FELLATIO SHITCOCK FALUN GONG POLAK NEGRO PISS CUNT SON OF A BITCH O CANADA SPUNK MICK NICARAGUA SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG HO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POMMIE HELL SHAKOPEE BUGGER OFF DICKHEAD REDSKIN SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY PISS CHIGGER FUCKING CENSORSHIP DICK CUNNILINGUS DOG SHIT PRICK GINGERBREAD COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGGER DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU HELL IN SACREMENT HITLER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SPUNK HORSE SHIT BLUE PENIS! CHIGGER ASS ARSEBADGERS CHENEY JIZZ WANK FUCKBAG DICK BASTARD SPUNK BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN DICK CHICKEN WIENER SUITCASE PENIS SNUFF PORN FUCKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NIGGER DONKEY DICK MARCH OF FLAMES BONER EPIDIDYMIS GRAPE PENIS BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! MONKEY'S UNCLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK YOU FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKING JUMP! BITCH NIGGER ASS BAT FUCK INSANE PISS ARTIST BOOBIES BALL SACK SHITHEAD BEAVER GENITALIA FUCKBAG FUCKFACE FUCKER ASSCRACK FUCK SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN IT YOU WANKER PISS BELLEND WANKER INCEST CLUSTERFUCK TITTYWANK MALARKY CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITE ASS LICKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA KNOBJOCKEY CANNED QUOTE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! POMMIE FAGGOT JOHNNY CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN FUCKING FUCKER FUCK OFF TOSSER FUCKSTAIN [EXPLETIVE] BORDER HOPPER MAMA MIA DIPSHIT PENIS WANKSPLAT JENKEM FUCK FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF CHICKEN SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITE WANK ASSWIPE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FIRECROTCH FUCKTARD VAGINA WANK CAPITALISM CUNT FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUSSY WANK MONKEY SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK GREASER FAGGOT GO HOME AND DIE GOBSHITE NIPPLES BOOBS BASTARD BRITNEY BITCH FENCE JUMPER BLOWJOB EAT MY SHIT! JOHNNY SOD FUCKSTAIN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER FLYING FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO JOHNNY DONKEY PUNCHER ORGASM PUSSY SHITE MAMA MIA ARSE CC PLZ ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITFUCKER SOD IN SACREMENT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN COCK FUCKTARD BUGGER WEHATEMARIO RAT'S ASS SOD GOD DAMN FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL ROSIE O'DONNELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GARBAGE DAY! JERK OFF DOUCHE NAZI BITCH SHITE BELGIUM FUCK SHAKOPEE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POLACK DAMN IT FUCK CHIGGER ARSE ASSRAPING BITCH INJUN SCUMBAG PENISFUCK BUTT PIRATE FLYING RAT'S ASS I WILL END YOU! TAMPONS BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS ASSFACE ASS DOUCHING MAMA MIA SHITE CANNED QUOTE HO FUCKING CLIT GRINGO AUTOFELLATIO HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK YOU BATHING SUIT AREA FEWMETS BLOWJOB ASSCRACK LICK PUSSY CUNT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! INCEST ASSHOLE CROTCH FUDGEPACKER NECROPHILIA DOUCHING BUGFUCK ASSHOLE GOD DAMN CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF MY ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASS LICKER ASSWIPE EPIDIDYMIS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BEANER RAPE SHIT SHITFACE DOODIE HEAD WHORE JERK OFF CAUCASIANS HELL TWISTY VAGINA ASS FU SPANG ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITTY TURD BUTT-HOLE CHENEY JACKASS CUNT FUCK A DUCK BITCH ASS LICKER GOD DAMN FAGGOT POO POO BLOWJOB SPUNK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TITTYWANK THONG TASTER MONKEY SHIT DICK CHICKEN PISS OFF MICK SOD OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK DAMN DYKE DOUCHETITS MOCCASINS PRICK SHIT FELCHING PISSHOLE CANNED QUOTE SHITHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST TOSSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN [Insert silly non-swear here] TWAT BITCH FUCKER BASTARD HELL SHITFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT LOLCAT WANKER FENCE JUMPER GIVING HEAD WEHATEMARIO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD TAMPONS SHITSLINGING COON ARSE NEGRO GRINGO ABO FUCKSTAIN EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM GANGBANG FUCKING A BATHING SUIT AREA NIPPLES SHITTY CROTCH TAMPONS SCUMBAG BOLLOCKS TIT SPRINKLES PEDOPHILIA SHIT TIMBER NIGGER LOLCAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST HONKY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRENCH TICKLER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN IT BIRD SHIT PIG SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER LOLCAT CLUSTERFUCK MILF FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMMIT HELL BITCH SHITHEAD HONKY RAT'S COCK BEANER KAFFIR BUGFUCK SEMPRINI DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHRIST OF TABERNACLE PORCH MONKEY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKSUCKER PISS WIENER DUMBASS FUCK OFF BRUSH MA TEETH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKFACE BANGKOK GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN WINDOWS VISTA CC PLZ BOLLOCKS BANGKOK DICK CHENEY DILDO WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES CUM JACK ABRAMOFF TITS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ GOBSHITE ASSCRACK DILDO CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST SCROTUM FUCK YOU FUCK OFF SHITTY DILDO FELCHING BASTARD ASS FRITZ FROG HITLER ASSCRACK YOU WANKER SHITTY VAGINA I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WETBACK HADJI JOHN SMILEY FACE INCEST PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CHOAD COON CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE LET'S SHIT ALF NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT FUCKWIT DILDO TITS & DICKS WANK WETBACK ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHING CHENEY HOSER I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT BANGKOK CHRISTHUMPER SHITTY BELLEND TUBA FLYING FUCK NAZI HADJI VAGINA COCKSHITTER SHIT BOOBS BIGNOSE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING VAGINA SHAKOPEE SCUMBAG BEAVER TWISTY VAGINA ASS HORSE PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DICK SHITFUCKER PAKI ASSHOLE BALL SACK GANGBANG GENITALIA ORGASM WANK BITCH BEAVER SEMEN CUNT ASSCRACK BELLEND ASS REBECCA BLACK TWISTY VAGINA HOSER COCKSUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH HOT GRITS GENITALIA ASS ASSHAT BATHING SUIT AREA ASSFACE POTTYMOUTH BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU BULLSHIT BOON ASS PISS ARTIST SCUMBUCKET MARCH OF FLAMES PENIS BIG FOOT NEGRO PISS OFF ARSE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY WANKSPLAT FUCKING FASHION BUG SHITE ORGASM YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT WANK SCUMBUCKET I'LL RAPE YOU GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DOUCHETITS ASSRAPING CUNTING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK YOU TAMPONS INCEST POLAK REDSKIN CHOAD KISSER JUMPING JESUS!!! BITCH PISS SCUMBAG YOU WANKER SOD BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD ASSFACE GOD DAMN DAMN MOCCASINS BENCH PRESS BUGGER OFF QUEEF SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD JAP CRAPFUCKER ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKHEAD BALL SACK TACO BITCH PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE BUGGER OFF CLIT CARPET MUNCHER FRIG FUCKER SCROTUM DICK IN A BOX SHOOP DA WHOOP WIGGER BASTARD SHITSLINGING DARTH VADER pen0r SHITE CLIT GOD BLESS AMERICA DICK TWO-INCH PENIS HADJI ASSFACE HOMO CUNT SCUMBAG SHITSKIN GOD DAMN LENS CRAFTERS GOD DAMN ASS DOUCHETITS LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE WIENER BITCH CHAV BUGGER OFF MACACA SEX PORCH MONKEY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAGHEAD pen0r DAMMIT FUCKFACE CUNTBUCKET CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TWAT DILDO HO BELGIUM ASSFACE WANK WIENER SUGARTITS POMMIE DOODIE HEAD FRITZ TIMBER NIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA PIGFUCKER POLAK COCK BEANER CUNTSWILLING CAPTAIN CRUNCH JAP CLUSTERFUCK JENKEM BUTT PIRATE SHAKOPEE POLACK D'OH WIGGER ASSHAT CUNT SUITCASE PENIS BOLLOCKS BASTARD ASS ASSRAPING FROG'S FAT ASS MASTURBATION BOON CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT SHIT JAP ASS BEAVER TOWELHEAD CUNNILINGUS LAKE TITICACA FUCKFACE PISSHOLE PRICK DICKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT [expletive deleted] GRINGO DAMN COON VAGINA SHIT SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DICK IN A BOX FUCKER PENIS FUCK ASS POOPY CUNT CUNT FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK 30 CASES OF PICKLES BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TAFFY ASSHOLE FUCKBAG BEANER TITS & DICKS SUCK MY COCK MALARKY FELLATIO SHIT SHITTY BOOBS DIPSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT INBRED RECTUM RAIDER GRAPE PENIS INJUN GO HOME AND DIE DAGO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITTYWANK DUMBASS FELLATIO O CANADA TOSSER ASSHOLE CONDOMS WANKSPLAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT BALLS DICKFACE JAP FUCK TITWANK DAMN CUNT CRAPPER PORCH MONKEY ABO GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE WIENER BONER FUCKWIT REDNECK PISSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS WIENER BUTTFUCKER CUNTRAG SCUMBUCKET DOT HEAD DICKLICK FUCK A DUCK DAMN IT PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I WILL END YOU! GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK TURD FUCK CLIT HORSE PENIS WINDOWS VISTA THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS INBRED CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF INCEST PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNTSWILLING INJUN ASSCRACK PISS INBRED DOUCHING POTTYMOUTH FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKHEAD and with the JACK OFF and his NICARAGUA of girraffes in which JACKASS while reading about DONKEY PUNCHER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SEX