Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOD DAMMIT'TITS & DICKS'MARY WHITEHOUSE'DICK CHICKEN'SHITSLINGING'FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK'LIMEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a NAZI look at the SHITE talk page of this HELL article for notes or discussion before DICKHEAD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder TITTIES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCK, sudden BUGFUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JIGGABOO or AY-AY-AY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TWAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKSTAIN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT LIKE A HORSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOT HEAD JUSTIN BIEBER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JIGGABOO utterFUCKance of socially NIGNOG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKFACE television programs to address BELLEND Tourette's syndrome.

WINDOWS VISTA Tourette's is YOU WANKER not to be SLOPE confused with FAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK OFF random SHITBALLS disorientation, culturally-DOODIE HEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITSLIDE language, ASSWIPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLINGING KNOBJOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive SHITSLINGING quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES POMMIE garbage.

Darnit.

A COON Polite Note to the PRICK Author:

The BUTT PIRATE Tourette's SPIC Research Institute was AY-AY-AY founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HORSE PENIS article MONKEY SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FALUN GONG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FASHION BUG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BALLS Tourrette's sufferers TITS swear. You can CHIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKER TV, for always focusing on the FU SPANG bad side of a terrible CUNTBUCKET thing.
• The main GYPSY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHETITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK knee ORGASM NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLEVELAND STEAMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CONAN O'BRIAN school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and CC PLZ commit NEGRO suicide.
• There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the BONER drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIRTY SANCHEZ tics often have adverse FUCKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I'LL RAPE YOU perodol" which caused my entire PUSSY body to go FUCK YOU numb and ASS FASCIST basically made it NIGGA! worse than HOLY DUMB FUCK it is without the MONKEY'S UNCLE drug.

I am an active member of a CLEMEN tourette syndrome FELLATIO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTY the TACO public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SAMUEL L. JACKSON much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] sorry for O CANADA "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITTY this that really COCK annoys me. I am working towards a FUDGEPACKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JUNGLE BUNNY, and making fun of a TITWANK horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best PISS OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JERRY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN BABY FORMULA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries 1984 leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. YUKY DOODY Regards to Andrew DAGO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you MONKEY SHIT want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JIZZ saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING JUMP! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I'LL RAPE YOU and FUCKING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DILDO BAND WITH 4 FUCK NUGGET MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSRAMMER HORSE! COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCK'S HOUSE

How DUMBASS to WILLY WONKA cure BUKKAKE the FELCHMONKEY Tourette's SHAKOPEE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CHAV for NEGRO Tourette's MOZILLA FIREFOX Syndrome BUGFUCK is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM following PISS these ASS rules SAGGY TITS in AMERICA ONLINE order:

• 1: Avoid DOUCHE immature PEEPEE little DICK kids,
• 2: Count to COCKSHITTER within SHITSKIN 10 JACKASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAPE MOCKIE SHITTY nor BUGGER talk,
• 4: Tell ASSFACE yourself you WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? don't YOUR MOM have SON OF A BITCH this LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS OFF WITH NASTY BUTTFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ANUSCAKE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCK last straw DICKFACE!

I fucking put POLACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMMIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BLUE PENIS! the TOP OF HOT GRITS THIS ORGASM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BONER offensive. DICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try SHIT to battle AUTOFELLATIO'FUCKSTAIN that tight-ass SIGMUND FREUD 17-year-DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PAKI it now, but someone said FUCK' CHOAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA'ARSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUMBASS is a laughing BASTARD matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BEAVER Uncyclopedia, there are FEMADOM articles FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHING CHONG CHINK stuff. So POLESMOKER that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the CLEMEN first part too and PRICK talking about the GOD DAMMIT letter that it's FELLATIO mocking (what BULLCRAP letter? I don't even know what PORCH MONKEY the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSWIPE hi self DOG FUCKER even made a really MARGARET THATCHER good point. "It's FASHION BUG nothing more PISS from a head nod to a HAIL SATAN! knee tick". POMMIE. Which I'll add AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI onto BULLSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRITZ suffer that BIRD SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIPPLES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITBALLS be, because if I were a FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on BATHING SUIT AREA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSHOLE be offended, don't read DAMN IT the freaking SHITSKIN article anyway.

ARSE COCKSTUFFER CROTCH DICK CHICKEN BASTARD RAT'S ASS CHINK GOBSHITE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK

BALLS CLUSTERFUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JACKASS BAT FUCK INSANE TWAT BORDER HOPPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASSWIPE SPIC JACKASS ASSBANDIT WIGGER DICKFACE SOD OFF ASSWIPE BIGNOSE SHIT GOD DAMN I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'LL RAPE YOU HOSER SHITTY SHIT SPIC JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NIGNOG BUGGER SHITFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUTTFUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL JAP BAT FUCK INSANE FRAK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIRECROTCH BONG DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHIT WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT RICK MORANIS PUSSY DAMN IT BASTARD SHITE SOD OFF POMMIE BASTARD DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH FIRECROTCH BULLSHIT TIMBER NIGGER FUCK A DUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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HELL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITFACE CRACKER GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER PISS OFF CRACKER DONGSHOVER TOSSER FUCKFUCKFUCK NIGGER ASSHAT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BEAVER BASTARD DARTH VADER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FRIG CECIL JOHN RHODES CUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CLIT BUGFUCK HELL FRENCH TICKLER BIRD SHIT FUCKWIT HELL POO POO BLOWJOB CANNED QUOTE GENITALIA FENCE JUMPER [EXPLETIVE] DICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PUSSY FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD DILDO FUCKING GANGBANG DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSRAPING HEIL HITLER! DONKEY DICK BASTARD DAMN FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK ASSWIPE NIPPLES DAMN IT ASS GOD DAMN DICK INBRED DAMN BEANER FUCKING HELL MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FOUR-EYES FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN IT JOHNNY SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN DIPSHIT CLEMEN DICKLICK CHRIS CHAN BELGIUM ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS EARS OF CHRIST TAFFY FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PORCUPINE'S BALLS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK DAMN PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER SPIC FELLATIO FIST FUCK WANK BUKKAKE ORGASM TWISTY VAGINA FUCKWIT ASSFACE TOWELHEAD JENKEM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICK DOG SHIT DOUCHETITS ASSFACE JACKASS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN TAFFY ANUSCAKE ASSWIPE BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH WANK GOD DAMMIT ASS NIPPLES DAMN SHITTY JUSTIN BIEBER COCKSMOKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITHEAD CUNTRAG WIENER FAG FUCKER SIGMUND FREUD FIST FUCK WANKSPLAT I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND TWAT FUCKWIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK SPUNK PUSSY WIKIPEDIA TWAT JIGGABOO SHITSLIDE SHITTY ORGASM DELICIOUS CAKE BLOWJOB SHIT HELL COCK DAMN REDNECK ASS RUSKIE BONG PICKANINNY CUNTRAG WANK WETBACK FUCKTARD BULLSHIT GOD DAMN PENIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DIPSHIT BASTARD SHIT SLOPE SCUMBUCKET SHITPISSER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CONAN O'BRIAN and with the FLYING FUCK and his PEDOPHILIA of girraffes in which SCUMBAG while reading about HEIL HITLER!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
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• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
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• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
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• Butt
• Spasm
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• Unfunny
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