Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'BOOBS'SHITCOCK'AY-AY-AY'I AM CORNHOLIO!'DICKLICK'ROSIE O'DONNELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder MOCCASINS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NORTH KOREA, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING BASEBALL or RUSTY TROMBONE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MOTHERFUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHINK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS & DICKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JAP MASTURBATION words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS FASCIST utterFUCKance of socially SHITFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ELECTION television programs to address MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourette's syndrome.

MAMA MIA Tourette's is ASSHOLE not to be BOOBIES confused with NEOPETS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COCKSHITTER random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-INBRED-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI language, WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SMEG CROTCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIENER souvenir shoppes and massive BUTTFUCKER quantities JOHNNY of ANAL DIABETES BOOBIES garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the FELLATIO Author:

The SUITCASE PENIS Tourette's URINE-GARGLING Research Institute was MOTHERFUCKER founded to PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JAP article BUTTFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or INJUN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SAND NIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKING A Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUNT Tourrette's sufferers DICKHEAD swear. You can FELCHMONKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ALEX TREBEK TV, for always focusing on the BOOBIES bad side of a terrible MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS thing.
• The main DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SEMEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIPSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TAFFY knee MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BLUE PENIS! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTERFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CAMEL FUCKER school for ABORTIONS FOR ALL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BRUSH MA TEETH sufferers to become NICARAGUA manically depressed and POWERSHIT commit URINE-GARGLING suicide.
• There is no SUCK A BIG DICK cure, and the SOD drugs that are available to, "calm" the ROSIE O'DONNELL tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT numb and TITS & DICKS basically made it NIGGA! worse than GO COUNT YOUR DICK it is without the TOSSER drug.

I am an active member of a DYKE tourette syndrome BUTTFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY the CHENEY public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PECKERHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for GOD DAMN "hi-jacking" your I WILL KILL YOU! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT LAPPER this that really PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS annoys me. I am working towards a DUMBASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CUNTBUCKET article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BONG, and making fun of a PIG horrible disorder is (not) HORSE SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best FELCHING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ART METAL PRODUCTS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONASTERIES reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. FUCKSTAIN Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The HENTAI bastard who wrote this article. You can PENIS ON A STICK punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITBALLS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ABO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NORTH KOREA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ANAL and ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WHORE BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FRITZ HORSE! NORTH KOREA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NORTH KOREA'S HOUSE

How JOHN SMILEY FACE to WOODPECKERSHIT cure PIGFUCKER the FALSE BENSON Tourette's TOSSER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FROG for SHITHEAD Tourette's INCEST Syndrome EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA is ASSWIPE following SHIT these ASS FASCIST rules MONKEY'S UNCLE in FUCKTARD order:

• 1: Avoid BEAVER immature CUNNILINGUS little DICKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to RAPE within FUCKHEAD 10 CHOADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FU SPANG FUCK BUGGER nor INCEST talk,
• 4: Tell BASTARD yourself you CHING CHONG CHINK don't DICKHEAD have FUCKING this CONDOMS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CARPET MUNCHER WITH NASTY BULLCRAP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S INBRED FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NORTH KOREA last straw PENISPENISPENIS!!!!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE FIREWALLS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITBALLS the TOP OF WARNER MUSIC GROUP THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NORTH KOREA offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY people who try CLIT to battle SNUFF PORN'CROTCH that tight-ass PUSSYLICKER 17-year-NECROPHILIA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INBRED it now, but someone said REBECCA BLACK' ARSE ASSRAMMER'POOPY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SON OF A BITCH is a laughing CLUSTERFUCK matter. Plus there QUEEF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BOOBS Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK articles BEANER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUGGER stuff. So FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD that means DOUCHEBAG stop getting mad at the HONKY first part too and SHITSLINGING talking about the FUCKTARD letter that it's CUNNILINGUS mocking (what GOD DAMN letter? I don't even know what SHITPISSER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK hi self SHITHEAD even made a really ASS good point. "It's MORGAN TSVANGIRAI nothing more CUNT from a head nod to a SHITE knee tick". SUCK MY DICK. Which I'll add CUNT onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that TWAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK A DUCK be, because if I were a SON OF A BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAPTAIN CRUNCH hilarious. If you FLYING FUCK Want facts, go on TITS & DICKS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CRAP be offended, don't read MOCCASINS the freaking SHITSLINGING article anyway.

NICARAGUA FRIG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO DAMN FRIG PRICK I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST PIECE OF SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS

COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM VAGINA SHITPISSER ASS PISSHOLE FUCK CUNTRAG TAMPONS BULLSHIT SCROTUM PRICK GOOK CROTCH FUCKSTAIN POOPOO DUMBASS ASSWIPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SHITBALLS DOT HEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CLIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELL FUCK OFF WOMEN'S RIGHTS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] [EXPLETIVE] ASS FELLATIO FUCKER DAMN IT DAMNATION DICKLICK WHORE BALLS DAMN PEARL NECKLACE TOSSER ANAL TOSSER RANDY TRAVIS RAT'S ASS EPIDIDYMIS PUSSYLICKER SHIT SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP BEAVER BOOBIES [expletive deleted] I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT FUCKHEAD HADJI PUSSYLICKER FUCKFUCKFUCK POLAK NI ABO JACKASS SHIT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! MACACA LIMEY JIZZ PECKERHEAD SHIT PUSSY ASSHAT DAGO NIGNOG DYKE CUNT BALLS SCUMBUCKET FRIG EPIDIDYMIS DAMN SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN BENCH PRESS SHIT BOON FUCKSTAIN BOLLOCKS NECROPHILIA ROSIE O'DONNELL GINGERBREAD ASS BOOBS PEDOPHILIA DOG SHIT CUNT GOOK LET'S SHIT FRITZ THONG TASTER FUCKWIT DAMMIT ASS BIGNOSE FELCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCKWIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SON OF A BITCH FRAK FUCK OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN ORGASM CRACKER YOU WANKER FALSE BENSON FASHION BUG DAMMIT FUCKFACE ARSEBADGERS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK JERRY FU SPANG FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT FUCK YOU PUSSY VENEREAL DISEASE JACK OFF HELL BULLCRAP PISS DIPSHIT SHITHEAD JAP BRITNEY FUCK HOMO SHITPISSER WIGGER VAGINA BIGNOSE LENS CRAFTERS MOZILLA FIREFOX POTTYMOUTH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHE BASTARD DOG SHIT NIGGER INCEST BUTTFUCKER CONDOMS FROG'S FAT ASS PRICK ASS CRAP JOHNNY SEMEN LET'S SHIT CHUCK NORRIS BOOBS CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT GIVING HEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX BELGIUM DOUCHING CUNTSWILLING TITS & DICKS WINDOWS VISTA AUTOFELLATIO SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN POMMIE SMEG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAT'S COCK I AM CORNHOLIO! YUKY DOODY YOUR MOM SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU TITS PISS OFF MY ASS SPANK THE MONKEY TITS & DICKS ARSE FUCKING A ARSEBADGERS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CONAN O'BRIAN DICKLICK RAPE RUSTY TROMBONE ASSCRACK POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PENISBIRD GOD DAMMIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ORGASM COMMUNION WAFER SHITFUCKER INBRED FUCKHEAD SHITSKIN YOGHURT CANNON DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK SHITE DILDO CHOAD FUCKWIT CLIT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK CHOAD DICKHEAD DAGO GRINGO DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE ASS BALLS COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN IT CUM DUNE COON KAFFIR BUGFUCK NECROPHILIA DAMMIT DICKHEAD SHITTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SON OF A BITCH FELCHING ABO BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES CUM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BALLS DICKWAD SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE MOCKIE BALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BULLSHIT ASS DARTH VADER CLUSTERFUCK MICK FUCKING FUCKER INBRED D'OH FLYING FUCK ASSHAT HOT GRITS DYKE [expletive deleted] CHICKEN SHIT WALRUS SHIT DICK TWAT COCKSHITTER suck my mothers FRITZ DICKWAD POOPOO WIENER HENTAI PUPPIES SCROTUM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTTFUCKER DICK CHICKEN COCKSTUFFER MONKEY BALLS FUCKWIT WIGGER GOD DAMMIT FUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! BLOWJOB PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSFACE MICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT ASSHAT TUBA SHIT JACKASS MINORITIES GANGBANG FROG BUGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PIG BORDER HOPPER DUNE COON FUCKING A GRAPE PENIS DAMMIT FOUR-EYES COCK DONALD RUMSFELD CUNTRAG ASS RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN SON OF A BITCH TITS FUCKFUCKFUCK TITTIES WANK FUCK ORGASM BIG FOOT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JIZZ RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD DAMN FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY ASSCRACK DESU BANGKOK FUCKTARD FUCKWIT BEAVER FUCKTARD CUNT BITCH NIPPLES TACO BUTTFUCKER SHIT CULT OF THE DEAD COW PIECE OF SHIT TITMOUSE HELL CUNTRAG JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKTARD SHITFACE OSCAR WILDE IS GAY HELL CROTCH CROTCH BOB SAGET SHITFUCKER CHOAD SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SEX DICKLICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK OFF FELCHING FIRECROTCH DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ MALARKY SHIT LIKE A HORSE POO POO BLOWJOB SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS CARPET MUNCHER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TAMPONS GO COUNT YOUR DICK INBRED PISS OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NICARAGUA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SUGARTITS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER TWAT HELL PISSHOLE WANKSPLAT PICKANINNY BASTARD MOCKIE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUGGER OFF SHITFUCKER COCKSTUFFER JIZZ DICKWAD POOPY HELL HELL RECTUM RAIDER ASSCRACK FUCK NUGGET CLEMEN WIENER BASTARD SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHICKEN FRIES TAMPONS BEANER FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS FRED PHELPS ASS FALUN GONG HELL SNUFF PORN CLUSTERFUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKHEAD FUCKER DICK RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK pen0r POLAK SON OF A BITCH DOG FUCKER BITCH GANGBANG BASTARD CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST SHIT HENTAI COCKSUCKER BITCH FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HORSE SHIT DILDO BITCH NEGRO FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOP WIENER NIGGER TITS DOUCHEBAG FUCK PISS ARTIST DAMN DIPSHIT CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD PISS SHIT FUCKSTAIN D'OH HOMO PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! SHIT FAGGOT HELL TAFFY CHINK WANKSPLAT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS RAPE LGBT RIGHTS CUNT LAPPER COCKSMOKER FUCK WIGGER ASSWIPE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! D'OH ASS FUCKWIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BUGGER ASSWIPE CLIT FUCKING CUNNILINGUS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SUCK MY COCK SHITE PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT AY-AY-AY BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITTY DYKE suck my mothers TIMBER NIGGER BLUE PENIS! SHIT ASS BAT FUCK INSANE BONER CRAP ON A STICK ORGASM ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK YOU PUSSYLICKER FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASS TITS FUCKHEAD BUGFUCK TITS WILLY WONKA DUMBASS SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOOK FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS JOHNNY JACKASS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOG SHIT LOGJAMMER JENKEM FUCK YOU LIMEY ARSE FUCKER PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD GIVING HEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE MARCH OF FLAMES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TWAT FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD BUTTFUCKER DAGO WOP FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE SHITHEAD ASSWIPE DUNE COON JACKASS ASSFACE NECROPHILIA DOUCHE SHIT FUCKING IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! O KURWA! JACK OFF DAMN IT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK TIT DIRT JACK ABRAMOFF LIMEY SHITFUCKER JACK OFF COON WIKIPEDIA SHIT CUNTBUCKET CAMEL FUCKER TWISTY VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKHEAD BALLS WHORE HELL PEEPEE SCROTUM DOG FUCKER GIVING HEAD KNOBJOCKEY SOD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN FAG GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER ASS BLOWJOB FUCKING A DAMN PIGFUCKER BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS SHIT JENKEM SHIT SAGGY TITS BOLLOCKS ASSHAT YOGHURT CANNON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK KIDDY FIDDLER RIGHT WING SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK HORSE SHIT PEDOPHILIA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE DIPSHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COMMUNION WAFER SHIT ASSBANDIT BOLLOCKS PAKI FUCKBAG DUMBASS CUNT TWAT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY BALLS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GYPSY SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT FUCKBAG DYKE FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE JACKASS WANK FUCKHEAD ASS POLESMOKER JACK OFF CLIT CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI TAIWAN AAAAAAAAA! SUCK MY COCK SPANK THE MONKEY CRAP ON A STICK DICKFACE CUNTSWILLING MAMA MIA FELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIPPLES HELL BULLSHIT ASS AUTOFELLATIO GOBSHITE FRITZ ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSRAPING CLEMEN SIGMUND FREUD POMMIE GOD DAMN FUCKWIT PUSSY YUKY DOODY YID MICK FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN IT SHITE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE 666 DEVELOPERS! WANK JIGGABOO TACO FUCK FUCKING A BOON I RAPE WALRUSES! SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT BEAVER COCK DICKLICK ASSCRACK GYPSY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS PISS OFF DONKEY PUNCHER HEIL HITLER! AUTOFELLATIO BELGIUM BIRD SHIT [EXPLETIVE] BRUSH MA TEETH FROG FASHION BUG FUCKHEAD SCROTUM DARTH VADER NAZI JOHNNY NAZI PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! GANGBANG GOAT DICK VAGINA SHIT FRED PHELPS HOT GRITS CUNT RAGHEAD PISS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PEEPEE BITCH PISS INCEST SHIT DILDO DAMN BUTTFUCKER VAGINA CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS BOON TAFFY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE SOD BULLSHIT SHITPISSER ASSFACE CROTCH POLAK [expletive deleted] DAMMIT DICK IN A BOX FUCKHEAD TACO TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA ON CRACK PENIS ON A BUN HAIL SATAN! HELL PISS UP MY ARSE GARBAGE DAY! DICK CUM FUCKER JACKASS SHIT FUCKTARD GOOK BELLEND CRAP SHIT POLACK FUCK DICKHEAD WANKER LENS CRAFTERS ASS ANAL DOUCHING WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANKSPLAT TWAT HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! FUDGEPACKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ORGASM DICK TITS FUCK OFF ASSFACE COON ASSRAMMER I'LL RAPE YOU COON BEAVER BITCH CUNT WANK NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ASSBANDIT GOATSE DAMN IT ASS FASCIST DIRTY SANCHEZ WIENER KNOBJOCKEY BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! NIGNOG SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE SHITSKIN HOMO DICKLICK ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT ASSCRACK SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY CUM ASSHAT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BEANER YOUTUBE, BITCH

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCKSMOKER and with the DAMN and his PEARL NECKLACE of girraffes in which MAMA MIA while reading about RAGHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WEHATEMARIO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PRICK