Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD'CHOAD'WANK'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'BUGGER'ASSRAPING'DAMN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CHRISTHUMPER look at the CUNT talk page of this POLAK article for notes or discussion before BAT FUCK INSANE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder FAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITTIES, sudden SHITE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSHAT or DIPSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FRENCH TICKLER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PORCH MONKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN IT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address FIST FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK OFF Tourette's is CUNT not to be JAP confused with FRENCH TICKLER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKHEAD random BUTTFUCKER disorientation, culturally-GYPSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SEMEN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKWAD language, COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BELLEND SCUMBUCKET of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky INBRED souvenir shoppes and massive BELLEND quantities JIGGABOO of ANAL DIABETES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! garbage.

Darnit.

A STRAWBERRY ASS Polite Note to the CAMEL JOCKEY Author:

The ASS Tourette's VENEREAL DISEASE Research Institute was ASSRAMMER founded to SHITCUNTING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LIMEY article MOLDY TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WIGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BOON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TOWELHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DEVELOPERS! Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKHEAD Tourrette's sufferers POLESMOKER swear. You can WOP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NECROPHILIA TV, for always focusing on the DOG FUCKER bad side of a terrible TOWELHEAD thing.
• The main CUNNILINGUS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FRENCH TICKLER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSWIPE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WOMEN'S RIGHTS knee KIKE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS LICKER school for SCROTUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFACE sufferers to become FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA manically depressed and ASSCRACK commit VAGINA suicide.
• There is no FROG'S FAT ASS cure, and the DOUCHEBAG drugs that are available to, "calm" the FALSE BENSON tics often have adverse SHITSLINGING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS perodol" which caused my entire INJUN body to go FUCKWIT numb and SPANK THE MONKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS UP MY ARSE it is without the WIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a EXTRA LONG PENIS tourette syndrome NECROPHILIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating P'KANG the BULLSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITMOUSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PORCH MONKEY sorry for BIRD SHIT "hi-jacking" your ASSHOLE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really THIS IS SPARTA! annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PENIS ON A STICK, and making fun of a DOT HEAD horrible disorder is (not) INCEST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITWANK time.

Best CHIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FRED PHELPS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT RIOTS in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society TIBETAN BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. SCUMBAG Regards to Andrew INBRED Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKBAG punch him if you ASSWIPE want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GENITALIA saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITTIES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS ARTIST and FLYING FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PISS OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSKIN BAND WITH 4 HORSE PENIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK YOU HORSE! TITTIES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITTIES'S HOUSE

How HELLFUCKER to DOG SHIT cure DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT the SPUNK Tourette's ART METAL PRODUCTS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INJUN for TURD Tourette's BITCH Syndrome JACKASS is PISS following RAT'S COCK these COCK rules LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! in FUCKWIT order:

• 1: Avoid SPANK THE MONKEY immature FUCKHEAD little BOLLOCKS kids,
• 2: Count to SHITHEAD within ASSHOLE 10 PISS OFF MY ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HENTAI SHITFUCKER BOOBS nor FUCK YOU talk,
• 4: Tell BIRD IN THE HOUSE yourself you BITCH don't BUGGER have PUNANI this RUSKIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITPISSER WITH NASTY lowercase DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITTIES last straw NI!

I fucking put DOUCHE NAZI' my comment at the TOP OF THE DEVELOPERS! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNT the TOP OF TWAT THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM offensive. SON OF A BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUGGER people who try SHITCOCK to battle SIGMUND FREUD'BENCH PRESS that tight-ass FUCKWIT 17-year-SHITHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said TWISTY VAGINA' JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE'CLUSTERFUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INBRED is a laughing NIGNOG matter. Plus there SAND NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BANGKOK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFACE articles DICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOLLOCKS stuff. So FUCKTARD that means FUCKTARD stop getting mad at the FAGGOT first part too and WIGGER talking about the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL letter that it's FUCKING A mocking (what SUGARTITS letter? I don't even know what AUTOFELLATIO the heck you're talking about). Adrian TIMBER NIGGER hi self FUCK YOU even made a really TITWANK good point. "It's UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY nothing more FAG from a head nod to a PEARL NECKLACE knee tick". DONALD RUMSFELD. Which I'll add RANDY TRAVIS onto PENIS ON A BUN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JAP suffer that SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITSLINGING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SIGMUND FREUD be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FLYING FUCK hilarious. If you AY-AY-AY Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SEX be offended, don't read HELL the freaking COMMUNIST DILDO article anyway.

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TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT CROTCH MOCCASINS SPUNK PORCH MONKEY PENISPENISPENIS!!! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK OFF URINE-GARGLING [EXPLETIVE] YID MONKEY SHIT GOAT DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCKSHITTER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFACE COCKSUCKER SPUNK BULLSHIT PENISBIRD PUNANI DICKHEAD COCKGOBLIN CUNNILINGUS CRAPPY ORGASM [expletive deleted] SHITE OH SHI– URINE-GARGLING RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD I CAN AFFORD FOOD KIKE BEAVER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! NEOPETS PIGFUCKER FEWMETS SHITTY LENS CRAFTERS GOOK SHIT TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK SHITFUCKER TITS BOLLOCKS NAZI MUGABE HAS AIDS SHITFACE TWAT CRAPMUNCHER INBRED ASSFACE BALLS POOPY BUTT PIRATE WANKSPLAT SHITTY SNUFF PORN CUNTRAG PENISBIRD RAT'S COCK YID FLYING FUCK TITWANK DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS GYPSY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TACO SHITSLIDE RUSKIE DICKFACE DOUCHE DAMN CUNT HEIL HITLER! GYPSY CUNT SHITFACE YOU WANKER CRACKER CUNT BUNG-HOLE INBRED BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK TITS FROG WOMEN'S RIGHTS JERRY SHITFACE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COMMUNIST DILDO FEWMETS CLEMEN COCK CHICKEN SHIT TITTYWANK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] suck my mothers FUCKING WANK WANKER FUCKING BASEBALL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS ORGASM ASSCRACK SUGARTITS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COLGATE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFUCKER WIENER FELLATIO SHITTY ASSHAT NAZI FUCKSTAIN CUNT THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES DAGO BEANER EMO FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN GENITALIA QUEEF D'OH COCKGOBLIN COCKSUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT REDSKIN JUSTIN BIEBER SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN DONGSHOVER COON JIZZ KRAUT JERRY FUCKER SHIT QUEEF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FLYING RAT'S ASS YID DOUCHE NAZI CLUSTERFUCK ASSCRACK DAGO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITTY BOOBS I'LL RAPE YOU FENCE JUMPER TWAT FUCKING A PUSSY MACACA RUSTY TROMBONE MASTURBATION ALEX TREBEK FUCK CUNT WANK BUTTFUCKER DAMN WANK CRACKER I AM CORNHOLIO! BEAVER FRIG FEWMETS TIMBER NIGGER ASS SHITFACE NICARAGUA ASSCRACK D'OH STEVE BALLMER TRANNY ANUSCAKE CUNT POO POO BLOWJOB MOCCASINS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HITLER FUCKSTAIN CUNT YID SUCK MY COCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN NIGGER BUKKAKE TITTIES CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT BLUE PENIS! SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE BASTARD CUM NIPPLES COCKSUCKER RECTUM RAIDER SHITBALLS ASSFACE BITCH CONAN O'BRIAN GANGBANG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUNANI MOCCASINS FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER HUMAN RIGHTS GANGBANG BITCH DUMBASS DAMN BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF PENIS NORTH KOREA TAMPON IN MY ASS CAMEL FUCKER DAMN FUCKFACE FIRECROTCH JIGGABOO ANAL DIABETES MOCKIE ARSE YOU WANKER EMO RUSTY TROMBONE TITS & DICKS SHIT THONG TASTER ASSHAT EAT MY SHIT! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUGGER OFF NIPPLES POMMIE LIMEY DICKFACE FRENCH TICKLER STRAWBERRY ASS DICK JIZZ RUSKIE NIGGER BUDDHIST MONK WANK PISSHOLE WIENER BATHING SUIT AREA DYKE SHITBALLS CRACKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNT REDSKIN NIGGER COCKSHITTER JACK OFF D'OH BEAVER BANGKOK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKTARD MICK BUTTFUCKER DICK IN A BOX SUCK MY COCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING A BUKKAKE BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BONER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFUCKER FEMADOM DUMBASS DOUCHING DILDO CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHETITS BITCH DAMMIT TOWELHEAD FUCK YOU POLACK ARSEBADGERS FRENCH TICKLER HORSE SHIT GOATSE BLOWJOB DONKEY PUNCHER DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN PECKERHEAD SHIT CHIGGER SHIT FUCK CUNTSWILLING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSHOLE WIENER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH [expletive deleted] NI NIGGER SHITCOCK I'LL RAPE YOU SOD OFF JACKASS SHIT TONY LA RUSSA FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOUCHING WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITFUCKER COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN SHITTY ASS DICKHEAD TITMOUSE MALL SANTA RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK RUSKIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT CONDOMS GYPSY EXTRA LONG PENIS ARSE SLOPE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL DIABETES JAP TIBETAN BUDDHISM RAT'S COCK WIKIPEDIA CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD SHITTY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOATSE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY BENCH PRESS CRAPMUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT TWAT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOOK DICKFACE PECKERHEAD SHAKOPEE MOLDY TITS SHITE BITCH FUCK OFF CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD ASSHAT BALL SACK ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER SLOPE JACKASS SHIT POLACK CROTCH URINE-GARGLING ASS SCUMBUCKET HELL MOTHERFUCKER HOSER DAMN IT HAIL SATAN! CHIGGER FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FIREWALLS SCUMBAG ORGASM COCK INBRED JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU FUCKFACE BOLLOCKS YID PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT REBECCA BLACK SHITSLINGING SHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHAV FUCK YOU BONER CLUSTERFUCK FRAK WANK DONKEY PUNCHER PISS OFF CUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE NEGRO TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPONS BULLCRAP GOBSHITE TWAT DOG SHIT DICKFACE BONER ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKTARD BUTTFUCKER DOT HEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHOLE WANK BIG FOOT PENIS ON A BUN ANAL RAT'S ASS DUNE COON HOSER BRUSH MA TEETH HORSE SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COCKSMOKER ASS ASS FASCIST KIDDY FIDDLER PISS OFF RANDY TRAVIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUKKAKE JACKASS SHIT NECROPHILIA NORTH KOREA DAMN DAMN AMERICA ONLINE PISS ARTIST ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU FRED PHELPS MOCKIE BOOBS TITWANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MAMA MIA THONG TASTER BUGGER OFF NI SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE SOD OFF SHITFUCKER CC PLZ ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK WETBACK FUCKFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FRED PHELPS JERK OFF MONKEY SHIT BITCH NEOPETS PORCH MONKEY FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS PEARL NECKLACE REBECCA BLACK BULLSHIT VAGINA FUCK NUGGET BEAVER PICKANINNY JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S COCK TAMPONS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHOAD CUNT DAMMIT BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING FUCKING YOU WANKER suck my mothers FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS POOPOO FUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DAMN HENTAI MONKEY SHIT SUCK MY COCK NIGGER TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS PISS ARTIST YOUR MOM CUNT FUCK ASS FASCIST O CANADA BOOBIES HO FRIG WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITFACE DONKEY DICK WANK GANGBANG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DIRTY SANCHEZ SPIC ORGASM SHIT WEHATEMARIO BLESSED DAMN SAINT ARSEBADGERS SUCK MY DICK HELL I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA JERRY ORGASM HOSER COON BLUMPKIN FUCKING CLEMEN YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS RAT'S COCK BEANER SHITFACE SEX CLUSTERFUCK PEARL NECKLACE NEGRO YUKY DOODY GENITALIA SOD TITMOUSE FUCK YOU EAT MY SHIT! EPIDIDYMIS GREASER WANK DAMN SON OF A BITCH DICKFACE WHORE MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF GANGBANG HOMO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BALL SACK FIRECROTCH SIGMUND FREUD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA HEIL HITLER! COCKGOBLIN SPANK THE MONKEY DOG FUCKER ARSE RAGHEAD WIKIPEDIA TITTYWANK RUSTY TROMBONE LET'S SHIT FUCKING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WHORE ASSFACE CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN REBECCA BLACK THONG TASTER RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! YUKY DOODY PISS ARTIST SHITFACE DICK TITS COON WIGGER MICK FUCKSTAIN WANKSPLAT DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM AUTOFELLATIO ARSEBADGERS FUCK JERK OFF VAGINA CLEMEN FUCKTARD PISS OFF DAMN NEGRO BOLLOCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TRANNY FEMADOM ASS GOBSHITE PENIS P'KANG SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND GIVING HEAD SHITTY SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH FELLATIO INBRED FALSE BENSON TURD MARGARET THATCHER AY-AY-AY LET'S SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER POLACK BOOBIES GENITALIA GOOK BUKKAKE OH SHI– NIGGER SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER ROSES CONAN O'BRIAN DICKHEAD CUM ASSFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER MOCKIE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SON OF A BITCH CHRIST OF TABERNACLE SEMEN FEWMETS YOU WANKER CRACKER FUCKHEAD INJUN SACRAMENTO DIPSHIT SHITFACE BULLSHIT CAMEL FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE REDSKIN TAFFY WIENER WILLY WONKA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! LENS CRAFTERS CRACKER ARSE SHITFACE I WILL END YOU! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH DICK NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY PAKI BUGFUCK DICK TITS BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER PUSSY ANUSCAKE FAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT CRAPPER GRINGO FUCK WIGGER DICK IN A BOX DOUCHING MOCCASINS JAP SHITFACE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA SHIT FUCKHEAD TITTIES FROG WILLY WONKA BELGIUM ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX YOUR MOM FRENCH TICKLER SHIT SMEG NIPPLES INCEST WOP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE ASS TITS PIGFUCKER SHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET FUCK SHITE DICK FUCKTARD SHITBALLS PRICK CLIT NORTH KOREA GARBAGE DAY! BIRD SHIT FUCKER DAMN FROG FUCK A DUCK CHICKEN SHIT FUCK OFF BENCH PRESS DYKE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BELLEND PIG DICKFACE SHITE FUCK OFF JOHN SMILEY FACE MONKEY SHIT PUSSYLICKER DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER DAMN BIRD SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY CHUFF RAPE ASS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIGGER GRINGO SHITHEAD COCK WANK FUCKING JUMP! GOAT DICK OLD CHRIST OF A BITCH FENCE JUMPER HELL CHUFF SEX GOD DAMN ASSCRACK MALARKY DOODIE HEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK EPIDIDYMIS PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE GANGBANG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT FUCKWIT GOATSE DICKHEAD CLEMEN NORTH KOREA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POMMIE BUTTFUCKER DOUCHING FUCK ARSE FIRECROTCH All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TOURETTE'S IS FUN DAMN BASTARD SHITHEAD FUCKWIT ORGASM PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES KAFFIR JACKASS CRAP PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKFACE TENTACLE RAPE SHITHEAD NICARAGUA RAGHEAD SHIT BENCH PRESS KAFFIR I WILL END YOU! FELCHING CHRISTIANITY CUM [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] NIGGER FRIG ASSCRACK GOATSE PENIS ON A STICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PRICK FUCK SHIT ASSCRACK BITCH SHITE GIVING HEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BALL SACK PENIS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK FAGGOT DAMN SHIT INJUN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FAG BAT FUCK INSANE GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING BOOBS JACKASS FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU BUKKAKE NECROPHILIA WOP MOTHERFUCKER JAP TIT DIRT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEAVER SUCK MY COCK FELCHING ARSE ABO REDNECK DICK CHICKEN LAKE TITICACA NIGGER ASS SHITCOCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PAKI BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLIDE CUM FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING GIVING HEAD WANK HO FRENCH TICKLER FUCKSTAIN BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HO DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT DYKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE SHITBALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALL SACK PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKSTAIN SHITE CHIGGER CONAN O'BRIAN PIG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WHITE RIGHTS CHOAD CHICKEN FRIES FAG HADJI MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MOTHERFUCKER PRICK PRICK FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER RECTUM RAIDER MACACA MASTURBATION AY-AY-AY POTTYMOUTH PIECE OF SHIT [expletive deleted] BIGNOSE AUTOFELLATIO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBS CUNT LAPPER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FIST FUCK BEAVER FENCE JUMPER PIGFUCKER FUCKTARD BASTARD BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD TITTIES WEHATEMARIO DAMMIT FUCKHEAD DEVELOPERS! CHING CHONG CHINK DONKEY DICK SPIC HELL PUSSY PENIS ASS DICK FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK DOUCHEBAG BULLCRAP NAZI ALF HELLFIRE MOTHERFUCKER SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMN WHITE RIGHTS DUMBASS BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING BIGNOSE PENISPENISPENIS!!! NIGGER FUCKHEAD ASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK OFF SLOPE FUCKSTAIN PIGFUCKER WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN VAGINA HELL BANGKOK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY POMMIE PISS WIENER BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE SMEG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOG SHIT ASSHAT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCKGOBLIN DAMN IT TACO SHITFACE SHIT HAIL SATAN! HORSE PENIS CRAP ON A STICK BITCH FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY TITWANK FENCE JUMPER PISS OFF MY ASS [expletive deleted] CONDOMS PISS ARTIST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSFACE PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS GO COUNT YOUR DICK OH SHI– TITTYWANK CUNT BALL SACK LGBT RIGHTS DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! FUCK PISS ARTIST POLAK CONDOMS PAKI BUKKAKE DUMBASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER HIV NEGATIVE DAMN WIKIPEDIA WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ARSE WANKER MALARKY DOG SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT GOD DAMN SHITTY TOWELHEAD BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ CLEMEN CHOAD POMMIE RAT'S COCK DAMNATION FELLATIO DAMN IT PISS DICK GIVING HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MALARKY JAP BOLLOCKS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! NIGNOG SHIT DAGO SHITFACE SAND NIGGER REDNECK WIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS GRAPE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT BORDER HOPPER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and with the FIST FUCK and his DICKFACE of girraffes in which DONKEY PUNCHER while reading about SPIC!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BELLEND also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GRINGO