Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!'FLYING FUCK'ASS'PISS'CUNTYMINTS'PIG'YOU WANKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BORDER HOPPER neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden PISS OFF MY ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TOSSER or DONKEY PUNCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUSSY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICK IN A BOX way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may STEVE BALLMER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken [expletive deleted] by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOOBS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WANKSPLAT BIG FOOT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRIG utterFUCKance of socially RUSKIE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SAND NIGGER television programs to address MASTURBATION Tourette's syndrome.

PENIS Tourette's is CUNT not to be WIGGER confused with ON CRACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITBALLS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIPPLES random COCKING FUCKBOROUGH disorientation, culturally-BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LET'S SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COCKSUCKER language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN GOD DAMMIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CROTCH souvenir shoppes and massive BUGFUCK quantities SCROTUM of ANAL DIABETES PAKI garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMMIT Polite Note to the TITS Author:

The WANK Tourette's WANKER Research Institute was DONALD RUMSFELD founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING A Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT CRAPPER article TITTIES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOCCASINS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AY-AY-AY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FAGGOT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOOBIES Tourrette's sufferers JIGGABOO swear. You can SHITHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GANGBANG TV, for always focusing on the BATMAN & ROBIN bad side of a terrible DICK CHICKEN thing.
• The main HI, BILLY MAYS HERE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIPSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INBRED knee VAGINA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become GENITALIA manically depressed and VENEREAL DISEASE commit ASSHOLE suicide.
• There is no CUNNILINGUS cure, and the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKFACE tics often have adverse SHITTING DICK NIPPLES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COCKSHITTER perodol" which caused my entire BALL SACK body to go MICK numb and OSTRICH MY ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCROTUM it is without the FLYING FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM tourette syndrome ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHICKEN SHIT the NIGGER public view of Tourettes as a "DICK CHICKEN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is VAGINA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING FUCK sorry for BOYCOTT VIACOM! "hi-jacking" your FUCKSTAIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BRUSH MA TEETH this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a DUMBASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HAIL SATAN!, and making fun of a ASSWIPE horrible disorder is (not) TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HO time.

Best BAD MOTHERFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your KOREA LOVER capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The SUCK COCKS IN HELL! bastard who wrote this article. You can FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICK CHICKEN saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my HELLFIRE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DONKEY DICK and SHITFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICK CHICKEN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICK BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SPUNK HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE

How WOP to JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK cure COCK the VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's LOGJAMMER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTRAG for VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome FUCKFACE is FAG following CROTCH these FUCKTARD rules SHITSLINGING in WIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature BITCH little FUCKWIT kids,
• 2: Count to CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR within FROG'S FAT ASS 10 DICKLICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKER nor 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell SUITCASE PENIS yourself you BOON don't FELCHING have YOUR MOM this INJUN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GOOK WITH NASTY MOLDY TITS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT last straw SCUMBUCKET!

I fucking put WIGGER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TIMBER NIGGER the TOP OF BUGGER OFF THIS HELLFIRE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CRAPMUNCHER offensive. SAGGY TITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PRICK people who try SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS to battle CROTCH'SCRATCH! GROUNDER! that tight-ass WALRUS SHIT 17-year-JACKASS SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MILF it now, but someone said BUTT PIRATE' FUCKING SHITFUCKER'STUDENT PROTESTS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKLICK is a laughing JIGGABOO matter. Plus there FUCKING A was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RUSKIE Uncyclopedia, there are PISS OFF MY ASS articles FUCKING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRIG stuff. So CAMEL FUCKER that means PUNANI stop getting mad at the CHOAD first part too and CRAPPY talking about the HELL letter that it's SHITSLINGING mocking (what FLYING FUCK letter? I don't even know what GANGBANG the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOON hi self MARGARET THATCHER even made a really BUGGER OFF good point. "It's P'KANG nothing more CHUFF from a head nod to a BLISTERING BARNACLES knee tick". BUNG-HOLE. Which I'll add CHOAD KISSER onto GOD DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that TITS & DICKS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CLUSTERFUCK be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article LENS CRAFTERS hilarious. If you ANUSCAKE Want facts, go on BRITNEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TITS & DICKS be offended, don't read BOOBIES the freaking BITCH article anyway.

DAGO PEARL NECKLACE FUDGEPACKER JIGGABOO FUCKWIT FUCKWIT VANITY PAGES ROCK ASS CONDOMS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS

DICKFACE DOG FUCKER DICK CUNT LAPPER BITCH BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! DONKEY PUNCHER TITS AMERICA ONLINE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FELCHING CHIGGER SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSHAT HOLY DUMB FUCK DUMBASS FRAK COCKSUCKER POLACK BLISTERING BARNACLES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER PEDOPHILIA CUM SAMUEL L. JACKSON WOP ASS FUCKFACE NIGGER FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT BOLLOCKS FUCK SHIT DAMN BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD SHITCUNTING SHITHEAD STUDENT RIOTS DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE DICKHEAD ASS GIVING HEAD FAG MARGARET THATCHER SON OF A BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIPSHIT INBRED INJUN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHUT UP, MEG! COCKSMOKER JACK OFF ORGASM FUCK BUTT PIRATE JERRY BIGNOSE DILDO POTTYMOUTH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT BOOBIES KRAUT IN SACREMENT SHIT BLUMPKIN POOPOO REDNECK COCK SOD OFF FAGGOT FUCK DICKHEAD ASSWIPE SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER BUTTFUCKER JERRY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CARPET MUNCHER KNOBJOCKEY CUNT DEVELOPERS! WOP BULLSHIT FUCK OFF DICKHEAD WALRUS SHIT SUCK MY COCK TITTYWANK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FELLATIO DAMMIT COLGATE PISS ARTIST CRAPPY I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BUTT-HEAD BOOBS INBRED STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKBAG TITWANK PENIS ON A BUN TONY LA RUSSA SPIC KRAUT SMEG O CANADA CUNTBUCKET SHIT CLIT BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUGGER OFF INCEST POTTYMOUTH SUCK MY DICK CUNT FUCKSTAIN JACKASS FUCK NUGGET DIMETHYL GLYCOL FLYING RAT'S ASS INJUN SCROTUM DAMN PAKI MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DONKEY PUNCHER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NIPPLES PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD ORGASM DICK IN A BOX COCKSMOKER COON WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOLDY TITS PIGFUCKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAPE BALL SACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH GANGBANG FUCK OFF NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE DAMN DOUCHEBAG PISS ARTIST TWAT JACKASS SHIT FAG NIGGER COCK LIMEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITTY FROG CUNT FUCK YOU HORSE PENIS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER BUGGER pen0r FELCHING COCKSHITTER TITTYWANK O CANADA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TITWANK ASS FASCIST CONAN O'BRIAN WHORE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMMIT CUM GIVING HEAD COCKSHITTER JERK OFF POWERSHIT CAMEL FUCKER [expletive deleted] COCKSUCKER GARBAGE DAY! YUKY DOODY JOHN ELWAY SHITSLINGING TITWANK SPUNK PIG HAIL SATAN! HELL FAGGOT SHITHEAD WIENER MILF GOD DAMN DICK IN A BOX WANK CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF SHIT COCKSTUFFER FUCKHEAD GOAT DICK PIG ASS FASCIST DICK TITS CUNT GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK SNUFF PORN STEVE BALLMER CANNED QUOTE FRITZ JIGGABOO GOD DAMMIT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! YUKY DOODY CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER TITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH TAMPONS FUCKFACE BOOBS SHITFACE AY-AY-AY SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN JACK ABRAMOFF SOD OFF CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YOU SHITE FUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK REBECCA BLACK ROSIE O'DONNELL CAMEL FUCKER SUITCASE PENIS NIGNOG EPIDIDYMIS SHITCOCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS ARTIST ARSE DICK IN A BOX PISS ARTIST HORSE PENIS CHIGGER CUNT HAIL SATAN! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BALLS GOATSE ASSHOLE PUSSYLICKER JERK OFF FUCK DARTH VADER SHITFACE MAMA MIA DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK CRAP ON A STICK PENIS GOOK SHITSLINGING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WILLY WONKA WIENER MICK NIGGER NIPPLES BASTARD BANGKOK ASS COCK GOD DAMN FUCK OFF FRITZ FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TAMPON IN MY ASS CHIGGER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMN IT ASSHOLE WANK FUCKTARD CHING CHONG CHINK FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER MONKEY BALLS CHIGGER CHIGGER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING POMMIE BUTTFUCKER HORSE SHIT FUCK FIRECROTCH BIGNOSE BULLSHIT COON ANUSCAKE SPUNK NECROPHILIA FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PENIS WANK CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER BOOBS BITCH BUKKAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ JOHN ELWAY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JERK OFF NIPPLES BOOBIES GRAPE PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER JIGGABOO POMMIE FUCKHEAD VAGINA BANGKOK BALL SACK PUSSY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ROSIE O'DONNELL INBRED FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE DOM DeLUISE HO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASS GOD DAMN IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HEIL HITLER! WHORE I WILL KILL YOU! SPANK THE MONKEY PISS SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO DOT HEAD COCKSUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FROG FRAK JIZZ GYPSY OH SHI– SHIT ASS SHITCOCK FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER WEHATEMARIO FUCKFACE DAMNATION ARSEBADGERS FELCHING SHITFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BANGKOK BULLSHIT GREASER SOD OFF SHITTY CUNT CRAPPER HUEY P. NEWTON DAMN SHITSLINGING DICKFACE FUCK NIPPLES DUMBASS EPIDIDYMIS CLEMEN PRICK DELICIOUS CAKE HADJI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ANUSCAKE BUTT-HEAD HATE HATE HAT RAT'S COCK SHITTY CUNTBUCKET JUNGLE BUNNY CONDOMS JENKEM SPIC BIG FOOT PISS ARTIST FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSFACE SHIT FUCK BLUMPKIN MOTHERFUCKER REBECCA BLACK PENIS DICKLICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANKER NIPPLES FUCKTARD FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD FOUR-EYES ROSIE O'DONNELL DICK LET'S SHIT EMO RAT'S ASS DOUCHEBAG RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD GOBSHITE ASS ASSWIPE NAZI MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! DAGO PIG FLYING FUCK NIGNOG BITCH SHITE SHITFUCKER SHIT CLIT BAT FUCK INSANE BELLEND SHITE BORDER HOPPER I RAPE WALRUSES! ARSE ASS CHINK TOWELHEAD SPIC SHITCOCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PRICK DOT HEAD BITCH DEMOCRACY FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITWANK DOG SHIT TITWANK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA DICK CHICKEN TWAT THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOOBS FUCKWIT PIGFUCKER HAIL SATAN! CHIGGER CUNT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA BUTTFUCKER HELL FUCKING BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BULLSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITTY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN ARSEBADGERS VENEREAL DISEASE WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! UNITED KINGDOM SHUT UP, MEG! SUITCASE PENIS TIMBER NIGGER SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD MOCKIE FUCKER BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING NAZI POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST NAZI CC PLZ FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK HAIL SATAN! SHITE DICKFACE SHITCUNTING REDSKIN SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS SHAKOPEE PAKI WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHAT ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! CHOAD OSTRICH MY ASS SHITHEAD DOG SHIT ABO BALL SACK CHAV FLYING FUCK JACKASS SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! ASS POTTYMOUTH HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! [expletive deleted] FLYING FUCK PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF WANK DAMMIT BALL SACK PAKI FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE suck my mothers DOUCHE FUCKWIT BASTARD HELL FUCKFACE BITCH FUCKFACE SHITE MOCKIE DOUCHE DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GREASER NIGGER CHINK COCKSTUFFER SUCK A BIG DICK SHITSKIN SCUMBAG BITCH ASSCRACK DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSHOLE CLIT GRIS CUM JUNGLE BUNNY DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT FUCKING A WIENER BONER DICKLICK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKTARD DOUCHEBAG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE DONKEY DICK SHITPISSER FLYING FUCK ARSE DYKE WANK MOCCASINS WANK ASSWIPE GENITALIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNT FRIG PENISFUCK JESSE McCARTNEY A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SOD OFF FELCHMONKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE PRICK DICK GOD DAMN TRANNY GYPSY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RUSKIE BLOWJOB ASS FAG COCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITHEAD TITTIES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BALLS BUGGER OFF DAMN INBRED FUCKHEAD PISS OFF CONDOMS TACO TITTIES SHITCUNTING TWAT FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST JUNGLE BUNNY CHICKEN FRIES BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SUGARTITS BASTARD NEGRO DAMN SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE HONKY DICK THONG TASTER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASS CUNT FUCK suck my mothers JOHN SMILEY FACE PUSSY SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMMIT BONG CHIGGER SON OF A BITCH WOP PISS JIZZ HELL FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING GOATSE ASSFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BOON JOHNNY CHINK YOU WANKER INCEST ASSCRACK BUKKAKE SHITFUCKER CUM IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JERK OFF HO ASSHOLE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGGER BITCH MOCCASINS CUM MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WALRUS SHIT WOP DIRTY SANCHEZ SHAKOPEE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! SHITFUCKER SLOPE ASS FELLATIO WIKIPEDIA STEVE BALLMER ASSFACE SCUMBUCKET MONKEY BALLS WANK PENISFUCK FUCKFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT WANK AY-AY-AY BONER CHING CHONG CHINK PEARL NECKLACE IN SACREMENT CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER SECOND BALLS FUCKING JUMP! VENEREAL DISEASE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOAT DICK MOCCASINS SEX PICKANINNY PENIS NIGGER BITCH LENS CRAFTERS FROG'S FAT ASS WEHATEMARIO ASSRAPING BITCH FUCKING HELL BIRD SHIT POMMIE DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER SHITSLINGING ASSHAT MALL SANTA HELL BOOBIES SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE CUNTRAG HELLFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER SOD GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER HADJI DUMBASS SHITE POMMIE CUNT YOU WANKER SHITSKIN RAT'S COCK [Insert silly non-swear here] [Insert swear here] JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DUMBASS CHOAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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BITCH GOATSE BOOBIES HOMO FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTT PIRATE POWERSHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN TITS ARSE FENCE JUMPER DAMN SHIT MACACA NAZI COON BITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHIT [Insert swear here] RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST CLUSTERFUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX BATHING SUIT AREA HELL CUNNILINGUS HEIL HITLER! FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS PISS UP MY ARSE SHITFACE SHIT SOD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITHEAD DAGO BUGGER FRED PHELPS CROTCH RECTUM RAIDER LAKE TITICACA YOUR MOM FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FRITZ CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT SHITCOCK WOODPECKERSHIT POTTYMOUTH BITCH FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN MILF FUCK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG JIZZ FUCK FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION SEX I'LL RAPE YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNTSWILLING FUCKING JUMP! CUNTBUCKET OSTRICH MY ASS WIENER I CAN AFFORD FOOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TAFFY DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT KIKE JERK OFF RAT'S ASS WALRUS SHIT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITCUNTING CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK BIBLE BASHER DICK TITS BALLS BIRD SHIT GRINGO PISS WIKIPEDIA SHITCUNTING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DUMBASS GREASER DAMMIT CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS CHICKEN FRIES FUCK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS CUNT LOGJAMMER GRIS TRANNY SPUNK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN ADMINS ARE GAY FRENCH TICKLER DUMBASS 666 CAPTAIN CRUNCH ORGASM POWERSHIT NIPPLES TIMBER NIGGER DOG SHIT CRAPMUNCHER WIGGER PIGFUCKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK BASTARD ASSFACE SAGGY TITS YOU WANKER YOU WANKER NIGNOG INBRED POLESMOKER BITCH DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE PISS ARTIST SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER PRICK TITTIES LET'S SHIT JAP BLUMPKIN CLEVELAND STEAMER INBRED MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT SHIT NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKTARD BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH RECTUM RAIDER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HOSER CRAPMUNCHER DONGSHOVER FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST URINE-GARGLING FRIG LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKSTAIN CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNTING ASSCRACK JIZZ SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES SHITTY HELL FUCKER TIT SPRINKLES JACK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELLATIO BANGKOK TIT SPRINKLES FUCK CUNNILINGUS HORSE PENIS BITCH GO HOME AND DIE DAMN SHITBALLS FUCKTARD CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BASTARD JIGGABOO BOB SAGET INBRED ASS FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN CLEVELAND STEAMER PRICK MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

ASS LICKER PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK DOUCHETITS SON OF A BITCH SEMEN ANAL RICK MORANIS I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER FUCKWIT BUGFUCK ASSWIPE WANK CUNT BRITNEY AUTOFELLATIO SIGMUND FREUD MELAMINE BUGGER OFF BATHING SUIT AREA CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI BEAVER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFUCKER FIRECROTCH PUSSY POOPOO SUCK A BIG DICK PENIS CAMEL FUCKER BITCH MARY WHITEHOUSE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HITLER and with the SOD OFF and his PISS ARTIST of girraffes in which REDSKIN while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! also

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