Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FROG'CAMEL JOCKEY'BLUMPKIN'VAGINA'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'PIECE OF SHIT'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK A DUCK look at the TURD talk page of this GYPSY article for notes or discussion before TRANNY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIGGABOO neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid LIMEY, sudden RUSKIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITTYWANK or NICARAGUA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly THIS IS SPARTA! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRIG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS UP MY ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POWERSHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ARSEBADGERS ARSEBADGERS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially CRAPPY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address FUCKTARD Tourette's syndrome.

TWAT Tourette's is BAD MOTHERFUCKER not to be SHIT confused with BUTT PIRATE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves suck my mothers random CAMEL JOCKEY disorientation, culturally-O KURWA!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AUTOFELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FENCE JUMPER language, CUNT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places OH SHI– RICK MORANIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN IT quantities GOD DAMMIT of ANAL DIABETES HELL garbage.

Darnit.

A MOTHERFUCKER Polite Note to the DOG SHIT Author:

The RECTUM RAIDER Tourette's CUNTRAG Research Institute was WIENER founded to CHOAD KISSER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COCKSTUFFER article SEX funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JIZZ I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CONDOMS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TWAT Tourrette's sufferers SEX swear. You can CROTCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRACKER TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHE NAZI bad side of a terrible CUNTRAG thing.
• The main CUNTBUCKET symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONASTERIES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'QUEEF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BLISTERING BARNACLES knee BULLCRAP NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING school for GIVING HEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHRIST OF TABERNACLE sufferers to become PISS manically depressed and SHITPISSER commit SHITHEAD suicide.

• There is no I'LL RAPE YOU cure, and the FRITZ drugs that are available to, "calm" the DUMBASS tics often have adverse GOBSHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HELLFIRE perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go ASSRAPING numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKWIT it is without the PIG drug.

I am an active member of a FELCHMONKEY tourette syndrome OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the DUNE COON public view of Tourettes as a "GO HOME AND DIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KRAUT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'LL RAPE YOU sorry for CUNTBUCKET "hi-jacking" your MILF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK this that really CROTCH annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ARSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK, and making fun of a BIRD SHIT horrible disorder is (not) HORSE SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GIVING HEAD time.

Best SAND NIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an ELECTION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those EUROIPODS countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. FUCKWIT Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The FENCE JUMPER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITE punch him if you BULLCRAP want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my VENEREAL DISEASE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine LIMEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are [Insert stupid word you just made up here] and BALL SACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 POO POO BLOWJOB MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GREASER HORSE! LIMEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO LIMEY'S HOUSE

How ASSFACE to ARSE cure TITTYWANK the POLAK Tourette's CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment AY-AY-AY for COCKSMOKER Tourette's FUCK Syndrome LET'S SHIT is BASKETBALL following RUSTY TROMBONE these MASTURBATION rules SEMEN in pen0r order:

• 1: Avoid PORCUPINE'S BALLS immature SHITSKIN little PENIS kids,
• 2: Count to CHUFF within FUCKER 10 WALRUS SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHAT TOWELHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS nor FUCKWIT talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you COCKSUCKER don't TOWELHEAD have DICK this SHITFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUTTFUCKER WITH NASTY RAGHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SON OF A BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the LIMEY last straw SHIT!

I fucking put INCEST' my comment at the TOP OF THE JUSTIN BIEBER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOOBS the TOP OF GOD DAMMIT THIS PIGFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BALLS offensive. FASHION BUG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TITTIES people who try I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! to battle FUCK YOU'CUNT that tight-ass DIPSHIT 17-year-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FELLATIO it now, but someone said BUKKAKE' AUTOFELLATIO SHIT'TURD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TITTIES is a laughing GENITALIA matter. Plus there DIPSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are SHITHEAD articles FUCKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PENIS stuff. So BUTT PIRATE that means ASSRAPING stop getting mad at the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS first part too and JIZZ talking about the CUNT LAPPER letter that it's HELL mocking (what SON OF A BITCH letter? I don't even know what FRIG the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self COCKSHITTER even made a really DOUCHEBAG good point. "It's HORSE SHIT nothing more CAPTAIN CRUNCH from a head nod to a WIENER knee tick". SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE onto RAGHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DILDO suffer that FUCKING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS be, because if I were a TIT DIRT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SAND NIGGER hilarious. If you CUNNILINGUS Want facts, go on DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PRICK be offended, don't read ALF the freaking WIENER article anyway.

PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE FUCK YOU BASTARD ASSHAT DUMBASS FUCK YOU WANKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHOLE

SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITE DICKLICK DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER NIPPLES SHIT GOD DAMN ASSBANDIT MASTURBATION MOCKIE WANKER BULLCRAP BASTARD SHIT PUSSY JERK OFF YID NIGGER FUCKFACE PIGS MIGHT FLY PENIS CUNTRAG ASS FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INCEST YOUR MOM FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL SHITSLINGING CUNT MOCKIE CLEVELAND STEAMER DELICIOUS CAKE HELLFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCKING PRICK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITWANK DONKEY PUNCHER JACK OFF DOUCHING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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BALLS RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BIRD SHIT BITCH NAZI ASSFACE SEMPRINI FUCKER RAT'S ASS JOHN ELWAY PORCH MONKEY JERK OFF FUCKTARD SHITE DAMN EPIDIDYMIS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SEX HOMO FEWMETS BITCH CROTCH BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH NIGGER YUKY DOODY DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN MALARKY FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD suck my mothers FAG HUEY P. NEWTON FUCKING JUMP! SUCK MY DICK O KURWA! BALLS TIT SPRINKLES ASS FUCK A DUCK SHIT PIG BASTARD EMO SHITCOCK INBRED LAKE TITICACA COCK TENTACLE RAPE JACKASS SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL SHITCOCK NIGGER WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES BASTARD WANK JUSTIN BIEBER CLEAN DRINKING WATER SPUNK FRENCH TICKLER CUM HELL SHITFACE NAZI SHIT ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD JENKEM VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU ANUSCAKE BITCH CHOAD KISSER GOATSE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! COON I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA CUNTRAG POMMIE AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD KISSER HONKY BULLSHIT GREASER GENITALIA CUNTYMINTS FEWMETS VENEREAL DISEASE FELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS MOTHERFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK WIENER I WILL KILL YOU! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICKLICK POOPOO JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOT HEAD FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX MALL SANTA SAGGY TITS JACKASS CUNNILINGUS GARBAGE DAY! TENTACLE RAPE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BOOBS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CC PLZ NECROPHILIA CUNT JIGGABOO SHITFACE MACACA FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BONER HUEY P. NEWTON FUCKING A ARSE SHITE JOHN ELWAY QUEEF KNOBJOCKEY FIST FUCK WIENER JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK DAMN CHUFF TURD SHIT BUGFUCK [EXPLETIVE] AMERICA ONLINE WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS CLEAN DRINKING WATER TITMOUSE DICKFACE BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER FRAK YUKY DOODY YOU WANKER DOG FUCKER ASSHAT YOGHURT CANNON FIRECROTCH FENCE JUMPER pen0r PISS ARTIST CUNTRAG BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP FLYING FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? I'LL RAPE YOU JOHN SMILEY FACE SCROTUM FUCKWIT RAPE MICK WIENER PISSHOLE REBECCA BLACK GOBSHITE KNOBJOCKEY [expletive deleted] DILDO RAT'S COCK CUNT WANKER JUNGLE BUNNY BALLS DICKHEAD QUEEF HAIL SATAN! TENTACLE RAPE BUTT PIRATE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD WHITE RIGHTS BRUSH MA TEETH CHAV SUCK MY COCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BASTARD BASTARD BORDER HOPPER NIPPLES HOMO FUCKFUCKFUCK BAT FUCK INSANE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS SHIT TITTIES PORCH MONKEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GANGBANG DUMBASS TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CROTCH CTHULHU FHTAGN HELL DOUCHEBAG CHRISTHUMPER BENSON SUCKS WIKIPEDIA HEIL HITLER! RUSTY TROMBONE WETBACK BLOWJOB NIGGER TWAT CUNT ASSHOLE REBECCA BLACK DAMN PEDOPHILIA WANK BUKKAKE ASSFACE SHITSLINGING FRIG ROSIE O'DONNELL DONALD RUMSFELD COCK PRICK NECROPHILIA DAMN MOTHERFUCKER PEACEFUL HELL FUCKER GOAT DICK VAGINA FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK SHITE CLEMEN WHORE FUCK CUNT ANUSCAKE POOPY RAGHEAD ORGASM WANK AUTOFELLATIO STEVE BALLMER YOU WANKER FUCKFACE CUNT FUCKING ASSHAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES INBRED FAGGOT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ALEX TREBEK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FRITZ COCK SHITCUNTING COCKSUCKER NECROPHILIA SHAKOPEE ASS SHITE FUCKTARD SHIT YOU WANKER DAMN SEMEN BEANER TITWANK CUNT SEX BOOBIES TURD WOP CROTCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS SON OF A BITCH BASTARD FUCK OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ NIPPLES TAMPON IN MY ASS SCUMBAG ASSHOLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ALF D'OH FUCKING SNUFF PORN DICK CHICKEN CHENEY SHIT JAP CRACKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK WANKSPLAT DUNE COON TITS BALLS ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER MOCCASINS CARPET MUNCHER ASS FUCKER NIGGER TITS CRAPPY MILF FIST FUCK PENIS CUM WIKIPEDIA BULLCRAP CRACKER FLAMING ASS BADGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NI COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NECROPHILIA FUCKING DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING DONKEY DICK FUCKING JUMP! HADJI FUCKWIT MALARKY CAMEL JOCKEY KRAUT SHITBALLS SHIT pen0r TITMOUSE CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER PIG VAGINA WANKSPLAT SHITCUNTING I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD DILDO GOD DAMN INCEST CUNNILINGUS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI URINE-GARGLING ASSHAT REDSKIN RAT'S ASS BALL SACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOHNNY I AM CORNHOLIO! RAT'S ASS PIG SHITFACE CLIT ASSFACE BOOBIES SHITE CRACKER CRAP [expletive deleted] PUSSY FUCKSTAIN ARSE CRACKER SHITTY ARSEBADGERS DOUCHE NAZI YOU WANKER ASS TWAT FUCKSTAIN POMMIE TOWELHEAD SHOOP DA WHOOP CHING CHONG CHINK TOSSER WIGGER CUNT TAFFY BUGGER ASS SHIT NIGNOG SUGARTITS HELL FUCK NUGGET SACRAMENTO MALARKY HORSE SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHEBAG I'LL RAPE YOU TOWELHEAD CRAPMUNCHER SHITCUNTING MONKEY BALLS WOP WIKIPEDIA CRAPPY HUEY P. 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PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHITFACE HOSER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY COCK DOG SHIT COON PUSSY SHIT WIGGER PISS ASSRAPING AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD DUNE COON CONAN O'BRIAN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PENIS ON A STICK INBRED MALARKY FUCKTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AMERICA ONLINE DICKFACE DAMN WALRUS SHIT NIGNOG FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S ASS FELCHING FUCKTARD TWAT ARSEBADGERS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SPANK THE MONKEY PAKI FAGGOT FELCHMONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GARBAGE DAY! FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT SHITE ASSHAT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BIRD SHIT RAGHEAD COCKSUCKER PISS ARTIST DUMBASS GOD DAMN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TURD CLIT ABO LET'S SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOLLOCKS CLEMEN PEDOPHILIA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WALRUS SHIT CUNTRAG [EXPLETIVE] BEANER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK OFF WALRUS SHIT ASS SUITCASE PENIS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! REDSKIN RANDY TRAVIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKHEAD BULLSHIT RAGHEAD YOU WANKER CUNT FAG BUGGER OFF TIMBER NIGGER RAGHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PENIS SHITSLINGING JIZZ CHAV HENTAI WETBACK SHIT TITWANK PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUTT-HOLE WANKER CAUCASIANS FUCKING ASS FUCKBAG BLUMPKIN BALLS COLGATE COCKSUCKER ASS SEX TWISTY VAGINA ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN FUCK NUGGET SMEG [EXPLETIVE] 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOOK HATE HATE HAT SHIT ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE FUCKTARD SHITCUNTING CUNTING ASSCRACK GOOK NIGNOG BULLCRAP SCUMBAG PIG NECROPHILIA TIT DIRT POLAK RUSTY TROMBONE FROG'S FAT ASS BONER GENITALIA DICK IN A BOX YOU WANKER EPIDIDYMIS ASS CLEMEN BITCH MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT DOUCHE BIGNOSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK CRAPPY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE PIG JERRY BEAVER WANK PIGS MIGHT FLY ABO ARSE FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] YID CRAPPY ASSFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU NIGGER WANK FUCKFACE EAT MY SHIT! FLAMING ASS BADGER PAKI CUNT POWERSHIT SCUMBAG SHUT UP, MEG! BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA FUCKING BASEBALL PISS RAT'S ASS BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE I WILL KILL YOU! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PUNANI MONKEY SHIT COCKSTUFFER TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD SHITTY BEANER DICKFACE DOUCHEBAG BRITNEY NAZI ASSHAT SPIC ASS GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH PENIS ASSHOLE PISS JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF MY ASS POLAK THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS ASSHOLE FUCKTARD BUGGER OFF COON FRITZ DUMBASS POLACK CROTCH SHITTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HELL DAMN SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD ORGASM HORSE SHIT SHITFACE FUCK YOU PIG GOD DAMMIT KNOBJOCKEY HORSE PENIS COCKSHITTER FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS GENITALIA DILDO CLEVELAND STEAMER MOCKIE BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK A DUCK COCKSUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANUSCAKE I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED LOLCAT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND DARTH VADER CUNTRAG MICK ASSWIPE WIKIPEDIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK SHIT CUNT FELLATIO GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SOD OFF FRED PHELPS EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSCRACK PEARL NECKLACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM INJUN OH SHI– ASS ASS FUCK HELL TITTIES MASTURBATION DICKHEAD FUCKFACE DAMN SEMEN CLEVELAND STEAMER BONG SHITCOCK SEX ALEX TREBEK ASSWIPE BUGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK FUCKBAG WANK RAT'S COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COMMUNIST DILDO DILDO ASSCRACK NIGGER HOSER COCK POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK DICKFACE FRITZ WILLY WONKA DOT HEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD PISS OFF TIT DIRT BULLSHIT MAMA MIA ASS SLOPE [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] BALLS CUNNILINGUS RANDY TRAVIS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DAMMIT FELCHING WOMEN'S RIGHTS HITLER CUNTRAG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SEMEN NORTH KOREA HELL CHOAD CRAPPY WIKIPEDIA RAPE WIENER FUCK OFF FUCK NUGGET P'KANG INJUN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BENCH PRESS FUCKTARD INJUN BORDER HOPPER WETBACK FUCKFACE FUCKBAG CHINK WANKSPLAT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUGGER LICK PUSSY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FIRECROTCH DICK FUCK LET'S SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHING CHONG CHINK CRAPMUNCHER DOT HEAD DICKLICK SHITCOCK BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA SHITE NICARAGUA TITS WIENER COON SHITFACE FROG ASS RAT'S ASS SHIT GRINGO SHITSLINGING JENKEM TIMBER NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF PUSSYLICKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER SMEG TAFFY DONGSHOVER TOTAL CUNT MASTURBATION BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DONGSHOVER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GENITALIA ARFENHOUSE JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH FUCKSTAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WALRUS SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITSKIN FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT DICKLICK BOOBS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS FASCIST BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU ASS FASCIST EPIDIDYMIS CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHUFF WHORE BULLSHIT REDNECK AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST COON WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASSWIPE CAMEL JOCKEY WANK BENCH PRESS SEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOSSER SHIT PISS JIZZ PRICK NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] JACKASS VAGINA JERRY EXTRA LONG PENIS GOD DAMMIT TWAT MICK TOSSER BITCH DAMN TOSSER LICK PUSSY

PEEPEE INBRED DOT HEAD D'OH DOUCHEBAG PUSSY RANDY TRAVIS SHITE SHITSLINGING HOMO ORGASM JIZZ TITS & DICKS NI ASSWIPE DOG SHIT SHITTY CUNT YOUR MOM ASSFACE NEGRO I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSFACE CHAV PISS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUGHNUT PUNCHER and with the BIG FOOT and his ARSE of girraffes in which PENIS while reading about WOODPECKERSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHAV also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH