Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER'PISS ARTIST'MOTHERFUCKER'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'PISS'DAMN'BONER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TAMPON IN MY ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder OSTRICH MY ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITHEAD, sudden BATHING SUIT AREA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FAGGOT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FELCHMONKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKLICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ANAL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HOMO CONDOMS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FROG utterFUCKance of socially FUCKWIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING television programs to address BIGNOSE Tourette's syndrome.

PIG Tourette's is FENCE JUMPER not to be THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JAP random FUCK disorientation, culturally-SPUNK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSCRACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DYKE language, FELCHMONKEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK PRICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CRAP ON A STICK souvenir shoppes and massive WOODPECKERSHIT quantities BUTT-HOLE of ANAL DIABETES SUCK A BIG DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A JAP Polite Note to the ASSHOLE Author:

The PIGFUCKER Tourette's FIST FUCK Research Institute was FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA founded to WOODPECKERSHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUM Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article WANKSPLAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TWAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CLUSTERFUCK Tourrette's sufferers SHITCOCK swear. You can PISS ARTIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ARSE TV, for always focusing on the SHITTY bad side of a terrible AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI thing.
• The main GOD DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOG SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHEBAG school for AY-AY-AY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SPANK THE MONKEY sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and ASS commit FUCK OFF suicide.
• There is no JACKASS cure, and the PISS OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD tics often have adverse SUCK MY DICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna INCEST perodol" which caused my entire MOCCASINS body to go SHIT numb and GENITALIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! it is without the FEMADOM drug.

I am an active member of a UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! tourette syndrome SUCK A BIG DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BALL SACK the SPIC public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNTRAG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EUROIPODS sorry for SHITHEAD "hi-jacking" your WOP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BAD MOTHERFUCKER this that really SHITTY annoys me. I am working towards a BUTT-FOR-BRAINS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CODEINE IS A QUEER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS, and making fun of a 666 horrible disorder is (not) CLIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKSTAIN time.

Best PUSSYLICKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an GOOGLE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those PANCHEN LAMA countries. When showing CULT OF THE DEAD COW right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DEMOCRACY byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “UIGURS” Wen

P.S. OSTRICH MY ASS Regards to Andrew GOD DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The ARSEBADGERS bastard who wrote this article. You can CAMEL JOCKEY punch him if you HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BALLS saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my PRICK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BORDER HOPPER and MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITHEAD BAND WITH 4 PRICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BOLLOCKS HORSE! SHITHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITHEAD'S HOUSE

How CRAPPY to FUCKWIT cure ASSWIPE the BUGGER Tourette's INBRED Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment O KURWA! for DOUCHETITS Tourette's RAPE Syndrome TITS is FUCKWIT following DICKFACE these MONKEY BALLS rules HORSE PENIS in DOG SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature DICKHEAD little FUCKING kids,
• 2: Count to JELLY BEANS within ARSEBADGERS 10 JUNGLE BUNNYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOTHERFUCKER PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE nor PIGFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you BORDER HOPPER don't DAMMIT have BLUMPKIN this BUTTFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INCEST WITH NASTY TOTAL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITHEAD last straw JACKASS!

I fucking put LIMEY' my comment at the TOP OF THE AUTOFELLATIO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKLICK the TOP OF YUKY DOODY THIS CUNTBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JOHNNY offensive. CHOAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INCEST people who try FRED PHELPS to battle FENCE JUMPER'DOG SHIT that tight-ass PENIS 17-year-COCKSMOKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RUSKIE it now, but someone said HONKY' FLYING RAT'S ASS NECROPHILIA'SON OF A BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKWIT is a laughing DAMN IT matter. Plus there CHUFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSFACE Uncyclopedia, there are TAMPONS articles BIGNOSE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA stuff. So NEGRO that means BATHING SUIT AREA stop getting mad at the IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! first part too and PISS OFF talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's STEVE BALLMER mocking (what GO HOME AND DIE letter? I don't even know what DICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! hi self SHIT even made a really SHIT LIKE A HORSE good point. "It's FRIG nothing more FUCKWIT from a head nod to a PENIS knee tick". MALARKY. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that FRENCH TICKLER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BLOWJOB it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BEAVER be, because if I were a DAMMIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WIGGER hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIPPLES be offended, don't read JACK ABRAMOFF the freaking MASTURBATION article anyway.

TAMPONS ORGASM PISS OFF DICKHEAD FUCKER DAGO DIPSHIT JACKASS D'OH RAT'S COCK

JOHNNY ORGASM FUCKWIT DAMN IT CRAP ON A STICK YOU WANKER COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK BOB SAGET BIRD SHIT JERK OFF BUGGER OFF BELLEND HAIL SATAN! SHIT GOD DAMMIT COCK PISS OFF SNUFF PORN WIKIPEDIA POWERSHIT SHITSLINGING SMEG CUM CLEMEN DOODIE HEAD TUBA TURD FUCKER WANKSPLAT MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK YOU HELLFIRE FELLATIO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK CHOAD KISSER SPUNK FEWMETS O CANADA WANK HELL I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM INCEST DIPSHIT CHENEY FUCKSTAIN TWISTY VAGINA suck my mothers DOUCHEBAG DAMN MALARKY BITCH DICKFACE SUGARTITS SOD OFF MICK TAFFY YID GOD DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER RAPE BUTT PIRATE ASSBANDIT [expletive deleted] PISSHOLE HELLFIRE FUCKSTAIN FRAK BASKETBALL HOOP CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY SACRAMENTO CHUFF BONER BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE ABORTIONS FOR ALL BEAVER WANK JACKASS KAFFIR CHOAD RAT'S ASS DUNE COON BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS PISS ARTIST GOD BLESS AMERICA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH JERRY MONKEY BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHENEY DAMN IT TITTYWANK ASSHAT BULLSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DONKEY DICK GARBAGE DAY! YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS PRICK JESSE McCARTNEY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BANGKOK BITCH [EXPLETIVE] PISS OFF MY ASS CONDOMS NIGGER ASSCRACK PORCH MONKEY TURD GOATSE SHITSLINGING WANK SEX GANGBANG CHICKEN FRIES COCK DAMNATION SEMPRINI SOD OFF DICKLICK FEATURED SHITE GRINGO FRIG CLEVELAND STEAMER MOZILLA FIREFOX POTTYMOUTH PENIS TWISTY VAGINA HELL FUCKER SEX CRAP FUCKHEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER MONKEY BALLS PRICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICK MONKEY BALLS REBECCA BLACK SON OF A BITCH GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUNT BENCH PRESS GOBSHITE JAP BUTT-HEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD BALLS DAMMIT MOCCASINS BUGGER MACACA FUCK EMO ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER PAKI PAKI PEDOPHILIA PISS MONKEY SHIT NIGGER TITS POLACK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? PISS OFF POO POO BLOWJOB TITMOUSE FUCKFACE BOOBIES QUEEF SHITE DOUCHE NAZI BUGGER OFF SPUNK DAGO JIGGABOO BORDER HOPPER TIT DIRT PENIS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAFFY ASS DICKHEAD BONER DOT HEAD BULLSHIT PISS DAMN ASSHOLE WANK SHITTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARSE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MONKEY SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNTSWILLING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TOSSER BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER NIGGER TITS NAZI SHITE DIPSHIT FUCKFACE MONKEY SHIT SHITSKIN SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER INBRED FUCK YOU DICKHEAD JACKASS JAP BUNG-HOLE FUCKTARD TWAT BIG FOOT GANGBANG DYKE CUNT DICK BULLSHIT PISSHOLE SLOPE BUKKAKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES HAIL SATAN! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTRAG YOU WANKER DAMN DICK IN A BOX DAMN RAT'S ASS INCEST JAP ASSCRACK HORSE PENIS FASHION BUG DOODIE HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN AY-AY-AY SOD OFF SHITCUNTING CLIT HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JOHNNY SHIT BULLSHIT [expletive deleted] CHINK COCK POMMIE WOP CUNT FAG PUNANI PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS JUSTIN BIEBER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 GOD DAMN TITMOUSE DAMN DAMN TITTYWANK HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH TACO SIGMUND FREUD BASTARD NIGGER POO POO BLOWJOB JAP GIVING HEAD HELLFUCKER MILF FUCK YID BLOWJOB GRAPE PENIS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POOPOO FOREIGN CURRENCY MASTURBATION DONKEY DICK RUSKIE DEVELOPERS! YOU WANKER PRICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITE TAMPONS BRITNEY HELL BUTT-HOLE CUNT CRAPPER WALRUS SHIT MONKEY'S UNCLE RECTUM RAIDER GENITALIA TITS & DICKS INCEST BUGGER OFF TENTACLE RAPE FUCK TAMPONS FAG KRAUT MILF SAMUEL L. JACKSON CRAP CHOAD KISSER FUCKTARD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? GOOK FIST FUCK FUCK GIVING HEAD PISS CHRISTHUMPER FAGGOT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN EMO SHITFACE PECKERHEAD SHITHEAD ASSCRACK GOBSHITE SLITTY EYES DAGO OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FUCK DARTH VADER SHITE TURD TRANNY FLYING RAT'S ASS POLACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BITCH WIENER FELLATIO COCK FUCK REDNECK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SCUMBAG FUCK TACO MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TITTIES SHIT FUCK JIZZ IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SAGGY TITS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL HELLFIRE NAZI OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE HORSE PENIS COCK DONGSHOVER PORCH MONKEY TAFFY BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE DICKHEAD NAZI HELL PUSSY CUNTRAG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT DOUCHING COCKGOBLIN TRANNY ASSHOLE NAZI SHITE RICK MORANIS MONKEY BALLS FUCKFACE FUCKER FUCKSTAIN GENITALIA TITTIES FUCKFACE DOUCHE COCKSTUFFER SUCK A BIG DICK MOCKIE JOHNNY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITTY NIPPLES FIRECROTCH SHITBALLS CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE POLACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHENEY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKSTAIN ASS BUTT-HEAD ANUSCAKE GRINGO GOD DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA CRAPPY DICK CHICKEN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT ARSE BIG FOOT ASSWIPE JOHNNY PICKANINNY DAMN TRANNY CHING CHONG CHINK TRANNY DICKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SACRAMENTO INBRED PICKANINNY WHORE BASTARD SEMPRINI SHITBALLS DUMBASS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKFACE DAMN BLOWJOB BULLSHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOUCHETITS BULLSHIT GOOK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSLINGING MACACA SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK FUCK YOU TAMPONS FUCKWIT DELICIOUS CAKE AY-AY-AY NECROPHILIA SHITSLIDE ASSCRACK INCEST ANAL ASSWIPE TURD SON OF A BITCH DAMN DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM DIRTY SANCHEZ BUGGER SHITE PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY NIGNOG MARGARET THATCHER NICARAGUA JESSE McCARTNEY BLUMPKIN ARSE LET'S SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS JOHNNY O CANADA I'LL RAPE YOU WANK GOBSHITE MONASTERIES NAZI COCKSTUFFER PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD TURD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS 666 NECROPHILIA PENISPENISPENIS!!! BULLSHIT FUCKING MOCCASINS JACK OFF FUCKBAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE NAZI KNOBJOCKEY NIPPLES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUM WANKER JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX INCEST SCROTUM RAPE BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA WANKSPLAT DOT HEAD JOHNNY ASSHAT CAMEL FUCKER PORCH MONKEY FUCKER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DOUCHEBAG HORSE PENIS SAGGY TITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PISS OFF MY ASS KIDDY FIDDLER DICKWAD BLISTERING BARNACLES RAPE REDNECK DICKHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITTY WANKER WANKER QUEEF FLYING FUCK BOOBIES SHITFACE WIENER BASTARD RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY BIG FOOT PENISFUCK BLESSED DAMN SAINT RAPE DIPSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S COCK QUEEF TOWELHEAD PEEPEE PISS SON OF A BITCH RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING JACKASS MALARKY CHOAD RAT'S COCK PRICK RAT'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAPE COCK FUCK RANDY TRAVIS BUKKAKE JUSTIN BIEBER NAZI WIGGER WIKIPEDIA JIGGABOO PENIS BASTARD FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD FUCKING A CLEMEN MOCCASINS O KURWA! CLUSTERFUCK SHITCOCK FUCK JACKASS SHIT NIGGER BIRD SHIT WHORE SOD OFF AUTOFELLATIO BIRD IN THE HOUSE WANK SEX DAMMIT HELL CUNT BONER JESSE McCARTNEY PISS OFF REDSKIN ARSE YUKY DOODY JACKASS BITCH BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GENITALIA BASTARD NIGGER ASSRAPING SPICY CUNT FUCK CHINK DICKLICK CHAV FUCK TACO I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE HITLER VENEREAL DISEASE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITSLIDE PUNANI CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE GENITALIA FUCKING 4CHAN SHIT CHENEY CUNT NAZI LAKE TITICACA FUCK OFF WANKER KNOBJOCKEY DICK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK YOU JACKASS DILDO POMMIE ART METAL PRODUCTS DICK IN A BOX FUCKFACE TOTAL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TOURETTE'S IS FUN FAGGOT FUCKING BOYCOTT VIACOM! TACO BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY ASSHAT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK FUCK DILDO CHOAD POMMIE FUCKFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SCUMBUCKET FUCKTARD ASS LICKER FRITZ FAGGOT DUMBASS PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS CHUFF ASSFACE GOD DAMN pen0r DIPSHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK [EXPLETIVE] DOUCHE TITTIES I'LL RAPE YOU JIGGABOO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRAP ON A STICK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY suck my mothers BASEBALL BOOBS BUKKAKE GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER NAZI DAGO BULLCRAP CUNT ASSHAT CUNTRAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CRAP PISS OFF MY ASS RAT'S ASS EMO BOOBS FELLATIO FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD MAMA MIA CUNT HENTAI WIGGER DUMBASS YOGHURT CANNON SUITCASE PENIS HONKY PISS ARTIST RAPE PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE GANGBANG P'KANG CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD BOB SAGET CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING SHITHEAD BENSON SUCKS INCEST COMMUNION WAFER EXTRA LONG PENIS MASTURBATION GO HOME AND DIE FUCKTARD CUNT BITCH JERK OFF BAT FUCK INSANE CUNTRAG QUEEF INJUN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFUCKER WHORE WANK HORSE PENIS SHITFACE ASSWIPE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHOLERA IS FUN! I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHIT CRAP ON A STICK FUCKING BASEBALL COCK RAPE FRIG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MICK FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH SHITSLINGING SLOPE FUCKING BASEBALL ASSWIPE FOUR-EYES DUMBASS GOATSE PISS ARTIST HOSER PISS OFF MY ASS SCUMBAG DOUCHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LICK PUSSY WANKSPLAT COCKGOBLIN TITTYWANK CUNTRAG SEMEN JACKASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS FASCIST POLACK ASSRAPING DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING RECTUM RAIDER BAT FUCK INSANE RUSKIE FIST FUCK CUNTRAG FLYING RAT'S ASS PEEPEE FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK HELL DICKHEAD SHITFACE FUCK FUCKING PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JAP OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH PISS OFF TENTACLE RAPE FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS GENITALIA PISS ARTIST FUCK RAT'S COCK FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CUNT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM [expletive deleted] BUGGER DUMBASS BUGGER TIMBER NIGGER WANKSPLAT DAMN WETBACK MOLDY TITS NIPPLES DONKEY PUNCHER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BULLSHIT POLACK GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD [Insert silly non-swear here] MICK DUNE COON CUNTRAG ASSHOLE DIPSHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS [expletive deleted] FUCK NUGGET FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VAGINA TAMPON IN MY ASS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT HELLFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH SHITTY ROSIE O'DONNELL YOU WANKER REDSKIN BIGNOSE GOD DAMN DICK TAMPONS NIGNOG BITCH JERRY CHOAD WANK DUMBASS SPANK THE MONKEY GOAT DICK ASSHAT SHITFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD HITLER TAMPONS BIRD SHIT DICK COON JACKASS PISS ARTIST VAGINA POMMIE GOD DAMN GOBSHITE WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ SCROTUM HAIL SATAN! SCUMBUCKET FELLATIO GOOK BULLSHIT DAMNATION ASS BITCH FUCKHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIECE OF SHIT MR WINKLER IS GAY FRIG HO BASTARD FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD ASSFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TOWELHEAD MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BULLCRAP FUCK YOU STEVE BALLMER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE STEVE BALLMER JACK OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK CUM BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER WANK BULLSHIT FUCKING TONY LA RUSSA BALLS FUCKFACE CUNT CROTCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSWIPE ASS TIT SPRINKLES LGBT RIGHTS CHENEY HENTAI BASTARD BRITNEY FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK FUCK OFF CUNTSWILLING PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN SHITTY MOLDY TITS TAMPONS DICK DICKHEAD JACKASS CUNTRAG ASSCRACK CHICKEN SHIT TOSSER BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK FLYING FUCK TITTIES FUCK A DUCK DOM DeLUISE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS FUCKING CHIGGER BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON FELCHING BIGNOSE CUNT COMMUNIST DILDO SHITTY GOD DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK BENCH PRESS BULLSHIT INBRED MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD SHIT TITS DICK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE CHICKEN FRIES HELL CHOAD BOOBS FUCKSTAIN I WILL END YOU! SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE YUKY DOODY CRAP TITS & DICKS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HORSE SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNT BUKKAKE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BLOWJOB BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING NIPPLES ART METAL PRODUCTS BUNG-HOLE PEDOPHILIA BONER BITCH YUKY DOODY BLUMPKIN DILDO CHAV SCUMBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INCEST TITTIES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CRAPPY BUTT-HOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRIG HOMO JUSTIN BIEBER GREASER POLAK HENTAI FRENCH TICKLER FUCK OFF CHOAD TURD PISS ARTIST LET'S SHIT PUSSY HELL BUTTFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JERK OFF FUCK WHORE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WALRUS SHIT SHITFUCKER GYPSY DIPSHIT CRAP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT MASTURBATION IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER INVISIBLE! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! RAPE HOSER KAFFIR BALL SACK ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK POOPY RUSTY TROMBONE PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES DICK GRINGO HELL COCK CUNNILINGUS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKLICK SHITHEAD VAGINA DAMN IT KIKE FLYING RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE JIGGABOO HELL MOCCASINS GIVING HEAD BOOBS YOU WANKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SLOPE and with the CUNTBUCKET and his POOPY of girraffes in which COON while reading about DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITCOCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOG SHIT