Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BORDER HOPPER'DOUCHEBAG'FUCK'CUM'BONER'BOB SAGET'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCK, sudden FUCK YOU m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NAZI or RAT'S ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FROG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NICARAGUA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SOAPY TITWANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NECROPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA suck my mothers words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE PECKERHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! utterFUCKance of socially COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VAGINA television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

HORSE SHIT Tourette's is NIPPLES not to be FUCKHEAD confused with HELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CLIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SUCK A BIG DICK random JACKASS disorientation, culturally-FUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKING A outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKWIT language, CHINK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKFACE SHITFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA of ANAL DIABETES AUTOFELLATIO garbage.

Darnit.

A DICK CHICKEN Polite Note to the SON OF A BITCH Author:

The FUCK Tourette's EXTRA LONG PENIS Research Institute was DOG SHIT founded to INBRED.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKWIT article TAMPONS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RANDY TRAVIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INJUN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FAGGOT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING swear. You can HONKY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACKASS TV, for always focusing on the CHUFF bad side of a terrible HELLFUCKER thing.
• The main WOODPECKERSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GARBAGE DAY!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small INCEST knee JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BATHING SUIT AREA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TRANNY school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANK sufferers to become DOM DeLUISE manically depressed and DUMBASS commit CUNNILINGUS suicide.
• There is no SUCK MY DICK cure, and the SHITSLINGING drugs that are available to, "calm" the WIENER tics often have adverse BUTTFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CARPET MUNCHER perodol" which caused my entire DUMBASS body to go LAKE TITICACA numb and SHITFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS it is without the WOP drug.

I am an active member of a PENIS tourette syndrome TITTIES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! the DIPSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "NIPPLES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BORDER HOPPER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITS sorry for TITMOUSE "hi-jacking" your BASTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like pen0r this that really SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS annoys me. I am working towards a HATE HATE HAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SUCK MY DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACKASS, and making fun of a GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY horrible disorder is (not) BOOBIES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BORDER HOPPER time.

Best CLEMEN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ORGASM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. DAMN IT Regards to Andrew SCUMBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The CAUCASIANS bastard who wrote this article. You can DIPSHIT punch him if you JACKASS want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN IT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my QUEEF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! and SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JAP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIRD IN THE HOUSE BAND WITH 4 MALARKY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SCUMBAG HORSE! COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCK'S HOUSE

How GO COUNT YOUR DICK to CUNT cure SUCK MY DICK the MONKEY SHIT Tourette's COCKSMOKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTRAG for MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome BITCH is SPICY CUNT FUCK following FUCK YOU these SUCK MY DICK rules HELLFUCKER in TITTYWANK order:

• 1: Avoid ASSBANDIT immature SACRAMENTO little SON OF A BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to BAD MOTHERFUCKER within SHITCUNTING 10 POO POO BLOWJOBseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SAND NIGGER SOD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA nor PISS ARTIST talk,
• 4: Tell INBRED yourself you JUMPING JESUS!!! don't BOLLOCKS have IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK this HELL disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOOBIES WITH NASTY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCK last straw VENEREAL DISEASE!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD DAMMIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK YOU the TOP OF YOU WANKER THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YID people who try FRIG to battle MICK'CHRISTHUMPER that tight-ass WILLY WONKA 17-year-SHITSLINGING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SAGGY TITS it now, but someone said DICKFACE' LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASSHAT'SHITTY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BASTARD is a laughing FOUR-EYES matter. Plus there WANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHRISTHUMPER Uncyclopedia, there are PIGFUCKER articles HELLFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRITZ stuff. So CARPET MUNCHER that means BRITNEY stop getting mad at the CUNTING ASSCRACK first part too and SMEG talking about the JACKASS SHIT letter that it's COON mocking (what HORSE PENIS letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOTHERFUCKER hi self SUGARTITS even made a really BLUMPKIN good point. "It's DAGO nothing more SHITTY from a head nod to a NIGGER TITS knee tick". FUCKHEAD. Which I'll add SHIT onto FUCK YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKHEAD suffer that SEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITFUCKER be, because if I were a DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSWIPE hilarious. If you FUCKING Want facts, go on RUSTY TROMBONE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOBSHITE be offended, don't read RUSTY TROMBONE the freaking MOCCASINS article anyway.

FUCK OFF POOPOO FUCKER CUM YOU WANKER suck my mothers WIENER DICK 666 TIT DIRT

INCEST SHIT D'OH BIGNOSE FENCE JUMPER CUNT SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK RAT'S COCK SHIT GOD DAMN SHITE CLEMEN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SPUNK FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA RUSKIE DICK TITS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKWIT COCKSHITTER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCROTUM GARBAGE DAY! GUMDROPS GOD DAMMIT POLACK CLIT DICKHEAD DAMN SEX JOHNNY DYKE SHITSKIN BUTTFUCKER SHITTY AMERICA ONLINE BUNG-HOLE FUCKSTAIN CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FASHION BUG JUSTIN BIEBER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TOWELHEAD GIVING HEAD DUMBASS CUM O KURWA! BALLS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BITCH INBRED CHENEY DAMN JACKASS SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SACRAMENTO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER FUCK SHITPISSER BATMAN & ROBIN SON OF A BITCH JAP I CAN AFFORD FOOD PISS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER 666 FUCK DONKEY DICK FUCKING A WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? VENEREAL DISEASE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHITHEAD VAGINA POMMIE FUCKSTAIN INCEST YOGHURT CANNON BITCH SCUMBUCKET CLEMEN DICK IN A BOX SAGGY TITS FUCK TENTACLE RAPE POMMIE FELLATIO GO COUNT YOUR DICK COON COCKSUCKER FRITZ BUGGER VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POWERSHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELL DOG SHIT SHIT FASHION BUG MOTHERFUCKER CRACKER ASS FRAK FEWMETS PEDOPHILIA BITCH HADJI FUCK OFF MALL SANTA WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER EPIDIDYMIS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FRITZ MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I WILL KILL YOU! PEDOPHILIA TITTIES FRIG FUCK ART METAL PRODUCTS FELCHMONKEY CONDOMS SOD OFF ASSHAT BOLLOCKS DOUCHE NAZI DAMN DYKE ALF FELLATIO FUCKING A FUCK FUCKER FUCKBAG SHITTY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUGGER SHITHEAD TWAT SEX NIPPLES INBRED INBRED BOOBIES QUEEF TACO RUSTY TROMBONE GOATSE SHITFACE PENIS FUCK NUGGET PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING BASEBALL FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITFACE PISS FUCKING JUMP! CUNT DAMMIT TURD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NIGGER TITS SUCK MY COCK PECKERHEAD CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITE ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMN SHITBALLS FUCKING A HONKY COCKSUCKER STEVE BALLMER HORSE SHIT BITCH O KURWA! FROG'S FAT ASS GOATSE FUCKTARD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ DOG FUCKER JAP CLUSTERFUCK PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER FUCK OFF HORSE PENIS EPIDIDYMIS PISSHOLE FUCKWIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BULLSHIT TWAT FRENCH TICKLER CLUSTERFUCK PISS DOUCHING BITCH BULLSHIT FUCKING TITTIES DILDO WANKSPLAT CRACKER INCEST FLAMING ASS BADGER CLUSTERFUCK CUNT LIMEY NIGGER WANK SOD OFF BASTARD TITTIES PUSSY DOUCHE WIENER I DON'T HAVE AIDS FRAK FUCK [expletive deleted] POO POO BLOWJOB BIGNOSE BASTARD ASSCRACK DAMMIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS KIKE JOHNNY THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CHAV KIKE PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITTY POLACK GREASER CLUSTERFUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DONKEY DICK HELL SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD BITCH SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY FRAK CUNT NIGGER BORDER HOPPER CUM SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING BOOBIES SOD OFF YOUR MOM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT FUCK OFF GOD DAMN BLUMPKIN LET'S SHIT BUTTFUCKER POLESMOKER SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY NAZI WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST FUCK ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK COCK SPANK THE MONKEY ASSCRACK HELL SPANK THE MONKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY DICK CHINK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNTBUCKET WOODPECKERSHIT DARTH VADER CHIGGER ASSCRACK DUMBASS DEVELOPERS! POLACK FELCHING BUTT PIRATE FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE BUGFUCK GANGBANG ORGASM BITCH ASSHOLE BASTARD CHOAD BASTARD SHITHEAD CUNTRAG FUCKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD BASTARD SEMEN ASS HELL MONKEY SHIT BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE NI MILF JIZZ BULLSHIT GOD DAMN FUCK YOU INJUN SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF SHIT FIST FUCK RAPE DICKHEAD ARSE SHITTY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE GO HOME AND DIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITE ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER DICKHEAD NIGGER TITS INBRED GENITALIA DICKFACE DICK SHITPISSER ORGASM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CHOAD KISSER SHITCUNTING FELCHMONKEY WIENER SHIT SHITSLINGING GOOK NIPPLES FELLATIO DAGO FRIG FUCKTARD SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE ASSHAT PISS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITHEAD ASSRAPING FAGGOT SMEG ASS MARY WHITEHOUSE FRED PHELPS CLUSTERFUCK JENKEM I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS BOOBS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITFACE JACKASS SHITHEAD FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK CUM FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK CHING CHONG CHINK POLAK POTTYMOUTH FELCHING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL KRAUT ASSWIPE BELLEND CARPET MUNCHER SHITPISSER BITCH BULLSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CROTCH ASSCRACK PROTESTS HELLFUCKER SHITE HELL CARPET MUNCHER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TWAT ASSWIPE DOG SHIT FUCKHEAD BONER NIGGER GIVING HEAD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BALLS FUCKER BALL SACK PENIS INBRED suck my mothers ASSCRACK BITCH FENCE JUMPER YUKY DOODY DUMBASS CUNT GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HELL MY COMMUNION WAFER OF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DILDO POMMIE DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT FUCK NUGGET BUTTFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY WHITE RIGHTS CUNT BEAVER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT BITCH CUNTRAG FUCKTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK ASSHAT CRAPFUCKER HELL ABORTIONS FOR ALL TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SEX DAMN CUNT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SUCK A BIG DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TRANNY TWAT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE SNUFF PORN I RAPE WALRUSES! NIGGER TITS HOLY DUMB FUCK MILF DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER BENCH PRESS FOUR-EYES CHICKEN SHIT BENSON SUCKS BUTT-HOLE [expletive deleted] CROTCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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HELL DICKFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNTING ASSCRACK ORGASM ASS LICKER I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN YOU WANKER BALLS DICK CHICKEN FUCKING HELL SUCK MY DICK FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FEWMETS YOU WANKER JERRY DUMBASS TWAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITSLINGING DICKLICK PENIS ON A BUN PUSSYLICKER JACK OFF COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT CRAPPY MOLDY TITS ASS FUCKING A WANK DEMOCRACY SEX NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CRAPPY NEGRO DOM DeLUISE NIGNOG TITTIES FRIG YOU WANKER DAMN IT SHITSLINGING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LET'S SHIT ORGASM GOD DAMN ASSHAT HELL BELLEND TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKFACE BULLSHIT CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN IT DAMMIT BLUMPKIN PORCH MONKEY JIZZ COCKSUCKER CRAP WIENER FLYING FUCK YID BOON SOD OFF STRAWBERRY ASS CAMEL FUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS ASS INBRED CLEVELAND STEAMER SEMPRINI DAMMIT PISS OFF FUCKHEAD ANAL DIABETES HORSE PENIS FELLATIO DICK PISS OFF MY ASS DOT HEAD SHIT ARSE SHIT ASSRAPING FUCKER BASTARD CC PLZ FUCKING A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PEARL NECKLACE JIGGABOO CHIGGER ART METAL PRODUCTS HAIL SATAN! DIRTY SANCHEZ FRAK AUTOFELLATIO GENITALIA FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT PENISBIRD FLYING FUCK CLIT I LIKE BUSH SON OF A BITCH FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT BULLSHIT NEOPETS LIMEY DARTH VADER OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT POLAK FUCKER PAKI TWAT DONGSHOVER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ANUSCAKE INCEST BULLSHIT WILLY WONKA BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SMEG BITCH PENIS SHIT SHITE DUMBASS JESSE McCARTNEY PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS YID BASTARD NAZI SAGGY TITS DICK IN A BOX URINE-GARGLING POOPOO PISS OFF INBRED ASSWIPE DYKE ASSHOLE DOUCHE LGBT RIGHTS SOD OFF DICKFACE URINE-GARGLING ASSWIPE JACKASS DUMBASS GRAPE PENIS CRAP FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO WHITE PEOPLE WANK FASHION BUG CLEMEN BITCH DAMN IT SHITE DARTH VADER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CRAPPY NEGRO GOD DAMN GOBSHITE TENTACLE RAPE ASSCRACK DONKEY PUNCHER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? DONALD RUMSFELD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PUSSYLICKER RANDY TRAVIS MICK FELLATIO FROG BULLSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS CHOAD DUMBASS FLYING RAT'S ASS JENKEM CONDOMS DILDO WANK FUCK INCEST SEX SHITFACE HELL PUSSYLICKER BRITNEY SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU GENITALIA PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER WIENER SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE DIPSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES SHIT TACO MASTURBATION BRITNEY GOD DAMN DICKFACE SAND NIGGER WILLY WONKA TOSSER CLUSTERFUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BUGFUCK FUCK HADJI PISS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS JENKEM CONDOMS FELCHING FUCKING A PEARL NECKLACE CUNT DARTH VADER ASSCRACK HELLFIRE NEOPETS FLYING FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH BOOBS BULLSHIT FUCKING FELCHMONKEY DOG FUCKER DOUCHING REDSKIN FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN FASHION BUG ASS FUCKBAG SHIT WIGGER CLEMEN BULLCRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BRITNEY YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN CRAP FUCKFACE DIPSHIT DOG FUCKER FUCK HENTAI DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK NUGGET LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BUGGER OFF RAGHEAD SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JIZZ HADJI FUCKWIT SHIT GOD DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TRANNY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RAPE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT BONER FUCK DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK DOUCHEBAG SHITFACE HORSE SHIT ASSHAT ASSHAT DICKLICK WANK ASSFACE SOD OFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICK FAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCKSUCKER FUCK BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] STUB I'LL RAPE YOU DYKE FUCKSTAIN BORDER HOPPER ASS BUGGER OFF SCROTUM AUTOFELLATIO MOLDY TITS JAP CAMEL JOCKEY ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS CUNTRAG CUNTRAG PIECE OF SHIT DAMN MONKEY BALLS CHUFF BATMAN & ROBIN JERRY BIGNOSE FLYING FUCK COCKSUCKER MICK SNUFF PORN DAMN FELLATIO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHIT JACKASS BOOBIES FASHION BUG DARTH VADER SHITFACE YOGHURT CANNON TAMPON IN MY ASS BLUE PENIS! FAGGOT WHORE TITWANK JACKASS ASSWIPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! [EXPLETIVE] PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD DAMN BELLEND CC PLZ ROSIE O'DONNELL TWAT PENIS PENISPENISPENIS!!! NAZI EPIDIDYMIS AUTOFELLATIO O CANADA BULLSHIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ORGASM HOCKEY FUCKHEAD WANK SAND NIGGER DAMN IT DICK WIGGER CROTCH SHITHEAD SHITTY CUNNILINGUS PAKI CRAP ON A STICK ROSIE O'DONNELL FLYING RAT'S ASS HELLFUCKER HELL CUNTRAG SHITBALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOOBIES RAT'S ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON FLYING FUCK PIECE OF SHIT SHITBALLS BUKKAKE BUKKAKE SOD OFF SHITSLINGING MOLDY TITS ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAPPY EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNNILINGUS WOP HELL DICK SHITFACE DIPSHIT WEHATEMARIO SHIT FUCKER DICK DAMN RUSKIE BRUSH MA TEETH GENITALIA PUNANI WILLY WONKA BUGGER BULLSHIT WOP I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUGGER BUGGER OFF BONER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER DAMN FUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH CUNT HADJI BUKKAKE CUM BITCH LAKE TITICACA BITCH CUNT LAPPER CROTCH DICK CHICKEN FAGGOT ASSFACE SOD OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SCUMBAG CHICKEN SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BASTARD and with the CLEMEN and his CHOAD KISSER of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about RAT'S ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BASTARD