Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS OFF MY ASS'BUTT PIRATE'DICKFACE'GIVING HEAD'FUCKING JUMP!'HORSE SHIT'EMO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING A neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKSTAIN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK, sudden FRIG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or PORCUPINE'S BALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS UP MY ARSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIGGER TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NAZI by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DUMBASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TOSSER utterFUCKance of socially WALRUS SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BITCH television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

MOSES Tourette's is CANNED QUOTE not to be DOUCHETITS confused with DELICIOUS CAKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AUTOFELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOAT DICK random MORGAN TSVANGIRAI disorientation, culturally-DOUCHING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth INCEST outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SCROTUM language, QUEEF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MASTURBATION CLIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FELLATIO souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES HELL garbage.

Darnit.

A PENIS Polite Note to the COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Author:

The DYKE Tourette's BULLSHIT Research Institute was KRAUT founded to DICK IN A BOX.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOCCASINS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TURD article PISS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TWAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SAGGY TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEDOPHILIA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAGO TV, for always focusing on the JAP bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
• The main SIGMUND FREUD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SUCK MY DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOT HEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE knee TITTYWANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HOLY DUMB FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ARSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNTSWILLING school for PISS OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ORGASM sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and NIGNOG commit ASSFACE suicide.
• There is no STRAWBERRY ASS cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANKSPLAT tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BITCH perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go CHOAD numb and SONNY BILL WILLIAMS basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the DAMN IT drug.

I am an active member of a CUNTYMINTS tourette syndrome PORCH MONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MILF the ANAL public view of Tourettes as a "666 swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELLFIRE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRAP ON A STICK sorry for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS "hi-jacking" your RAPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really NECROPHILIA annoys me. I am working towards a VENEREAL DISEASE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a BAD MOTHERFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) WANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best SEMEN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TITMOUSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As TIENANMEN SQUARE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not POISON IN TOOTHPASTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. GRUE RAPE Regards to Andrew CLIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The SHITE bastard who wrote this article. You can ARSE punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS and BLISTERING BARNACLES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNTRAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITHEAD BAND WITH 4 JACKASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK'S HOUSE

How DYKE to CAPTAIN CRUNCH cure HELL the DICKFACE Tourette's AUTOFELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment LENS CRAFTERS for ASS Tourette's ASSHAT Syndrome HO is HOMO following BUGGER these QUEEF rules BASTARD in KIKE order:

• 1: Avoid ASSRAPING immature AUTOFELLATIO little FELLATIO kids,
• 2: Count to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL within CHOAD 10 CHOADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! MASTURBATION FUCK OFF nor SEX talk,
• 4: Tell DIPSHIT yourself you CUNT CRAPPER don't ASS have REDNECK this ARSE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ANUSCAKE WITH NASTY DONKEY PUNCHER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK last straw MOZILLA FIREFOX!

I fucking put MONKEY BALLS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BORDER HOPPER the TOP OF KRAUT THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NECROPHILIA offensive. GOATSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIECE OF SHIT people who try BULLCRAP to battle WOP'COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT that tight-ass REDSKIN 17-year-AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS ARTIST it now, but someone said HOSER' CUM CRAP ON A STICK'WETBACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRITZ is a laughing FLAMING ASS BADGER matter. Plus there BULLCRAP was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS ARTIST Uncyclopedia, there are FASHION BUG articles PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching REBECCA BLACK stuff. So LOLCAT that means I'LL RAPE YOU stop getting mad at the JACK ABRAMOFF first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the DAMN letter that it's BUKKAKE mocking (what FUCK OFF letter? I don't even know what CAMEL FUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITHEAD hi self POMMIE even made a really MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE good point. "It's CUNTING ASSCRACK nothing more SEX from a head nod to a All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy knee tick". POLAK. Which I'll add PENIS onto PISS OFF saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHRISTHUMPER suffer that ABO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DUMBASS be, because if I were a SOD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAGO hilarious. If you ASSHAT Want facts, go on JIZZ Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HELL be offended, don't read [EXPLETIVE] the freaking RAT'S ASS article anyway.

SPICY CUNT FUCK DOUCHETITS FUCKSTAIN WANK TIT SPRINKLES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTTFUCKER MAMA MIA MORGAN TSVANGIRAI HUMAN RIGHTS

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BONER REBECCA BLACK SAND NIGGER BITCH ARSE CHOAD KISSER TITS PUSSY BITCH DICKFACE GOD BLESS AMERICA GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK PUSSY PISS OFF BULLSHIT ORGASM SEX MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS SHIT SHITPISSER GOATSE BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER GRAPE PENIS POOPOO ASSHOLE BASTARD RAPE SHIT CHINK WEHATEMARIO FUCKER BUKKAKE KRAUT NIPPLES MILF INJUN VENEREAL DISEASE NEGRO ARSE SHITTY ANUSCAKE DAMN CUNT ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK SEX SHITSLINGING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WANK FUCK OFF BALL SACK TAFFY SHITTY JOHN ELWAY PAKI CLIT YOU WANKER SHIT DILDO FUCKWIT SHIT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU JOHNNY RIGHT WING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AY-AY-AY DAGO SON OF A BITCH SHITPISSER CHINK NIGNOG VENEREAL DISEASE ASS SHITE HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! DAMN IT PENIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ALF FUCKWIT CUNTSWILLING TITS CUNT PISS ARTIST GARBAGE DAY! PENIS RAT'S COCK RUSKIE POLESMOKER BRITNEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ART METAL PRODUCTS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS WANK RAT'S COCK DOT HEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS RUSKIE JACKASS FUCK SHIT BUGGER OFF RAGHEAD YOU WANKER DAMN NIGNOG FELCHING JAP SPANK THE MONKEY PAKI FENCE JUMPER ASS SHITSKIN TAMPON IN MY ASS PUSSY ORGASM RAPE JERRY HORSE SHIT DAMN ASS FLAMEVIPER SHIT SHIT RAPE TITTIES FUCK BASTARD RUSKIE ASSRAPING VAGINA GYPSY DOUCHING FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SUGARTITS BULLSHIT SHITFACE OH SHI– HELL SHITSLIDE SHIT PEDOPHILIA WILLY WONKA KAFFIR NIGGER JENKEM FLYING FUCK DICKLICK WOODPECKERSHIT AMERICA ONLINE DIPSHIT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! 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BUGGER GIVING HEAD BUKKAKE RAPE STEVE BALLMER REDSKIN PISS OFF SHITE CUNTRAG FUCKER HELL FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE HOLY DUMB FUCK BLOWJOB COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIRD SHIT LET'S SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MALL SANTA HELL GOD DAMN SCUMBAG SPUNK RAT'S COCK CHENEY PIGFUCKER DAMN CLIT DEMOCRACY SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS WIGGER BIGNOSE FENCE JUMPER CUM CUNT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE SCROTUM DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER BOLLOCKS SUCK MY DICK CRAP MARGARET THATCHER ASSFACE RAT'S ASS LAKE TITICACA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK LOGJAMMER BULLSHIT SHIT BOOBS ASS FUCKSTAIN NI GYPSY FLYING RAT'S ASS CHINK HELLFUCKER PRICK I'LL RAPE YOU HELLFIRE JAP WIENER WIENER P'KANG BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS BELGIUM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPPY CUNT GREASER DICKFACE WANK ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH JACKASS SHITHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKBAG FIRECROTCH JACKASS SHIT DYKE EMO SHIT CHICKEN FRIES PENIS FUCKING A RUSKIE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TWAT JAP CHOAD KISSER DOUCHE HELL FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! PUNANI NIGGER TITS BONER SHITE SHITSKIN TOSSER GOD DAMMIT RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT INJUN WHORE BOLLOCKS RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE FELLATIO TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO HELL DIPSHIT MOLDY TITS PISS ARTIST ASS LICKER ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER SHIT GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK BIGNOSE SHITTY FUCKFACE DICKWAD BEANER CUNT SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS SHITPISSER LET'S SHIT UIGURS FUCKING YOU WANKER HELL BALLS SEMEN SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA SCROTUM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKBAG BASTARD TUBA HUMAN RIGHTS DICK TITS WINDOWS VISTA JERRY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAPE MONKEY SHIT SHITCUNTING TRANNY WANK MACACA DAMN DAGO ASSHOLE SHIT DAMN IT FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOBSHITE PEEPEE COCK ASS P'KANG BOOBS OH SHI– JERRY SHITHEAD DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH DICKLICK POWERSHIT PORCH MONKEY NIPPLES SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSE CUNT FUCKING JUMP! BUTT-HEAD GRAPE PENIS FUCKER PORCH MONKEY DAMNATION PENIS JACK OFF BOOBIES DOG FUCKER MALL SANTA FUCKING A FROG'S FAT ASS I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY SHIT RAPE SHITFACE FELLATIO CUM HELL BOOBIES ORGASM FUCK SHITBALLS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITTY ANUSCAKE JERRY FELCHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOTHERFUCKER JAP FUCK YOU JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD TOSSER YOU WANKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING SHITPISSER DICKFACE SPUNK ASSRAMMER DICKHEAD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITFACE CHOAD PISS OFF CONDOMS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHINK FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE GENITALIA CUNT CUNT LAPPER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHITE DIPSHIT FAG ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK TITTIES FUCK YOU DOG SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER BOB SAGET I'LL RAPE YOU FU SPANG DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER BASTARD MASTURBATION DYKE INBRED BLUE PENIS! SHITFUCKER FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHIT LIKE A HORSE FEMADOM BUTT PIRATE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK HELL PENIS MALL SANTA FUCK LOLCAT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT INBRED CHAV PAKI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POLESMOKER NICARAGUA WANK BITCH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SON OF A BITCH ARSE BASTARD ASSFACE TRANNY ASS SUCK A BIG DICK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANKER ART METAL PRODUCTS WALRUS SHIT JACKASS TITS & DICKS DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH MACACA VAGINA JOY I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT VAGINA BALLS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DICK CHICKEN FUCKING SHITHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS PUNANI FUCKHEAD CLIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LENS CRAFTERS [EXPLETIVE] DIPSHIT POMMIE ASS LICKER HENTAI SACRAMENTO CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITHEAD YOU WANKER FUCKBAG NIGGER FUCK YOU BASTARD DONKEY DICK ARSE DOG SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CRAP PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHIT GRINGO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKWIT HAIL SATAN! SUCK A BIG DICK MOCKIE CHIGGER SUCK MY COCK GOOK TAMPONS TOSSER WIKIPEDIA SHIT PISSHOLE DOG SHIT DICKLICK DOUCHEBAG SHITFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NEOPETS BALL SACK DICKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] CLEVELAND STEAMER BUGGER OFF NIGGER QUEEF FUCK OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NAZI COON MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK SHITFUCKER QUEEF BALLS SPIC SHIT SHIT FUCK HOMO D'OH PISS OFF COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BALLS PRICK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT BOB SAGET CUNTRAG INCEST PENIS MOCCASINS KRAUT SHITE PORCH MONKEY DICKHEAD FUCK BOOBS FROG'S FAT ASS MICK YOU WANKER JIZZ DIPSHIT MONKEY SHIT LIMEY I WILL END YOU! LAKE TITICACA COCKSUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER GRAPE PENIS SCROTUM SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY FLYING FUCK PISS OFF HELL BASTARD CUNNILINGUS ASS COCKSUCKER DAMNED TABERNACLE DOG FUCKER DOUCHEBAG HADJI PENIS ON A STICK SOD OFF FUCKER TOSSER PUSSY BUTTFUCKER KITTENS SHITHEAD RAGHEAD IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! HOMO BASTARD JACKASS SHIT BITCH CLUSTERFUCK BULLCRAP SHITCUNTING SHIT COCKSUCKER SHITBALLS CHAV BITCH FENCE JUMPER ASS DYKE FUCKER HELL BALLS DAMN BULLSHIT PISS OFF MALARKY DONKEY PUNCHER BLUMPKIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TWAT ARSE ANAL D'OH SHITFACE INBRED ASSHOLE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BOOBIES YOGHURT CANNON TACO FUCK CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS DAMN IT BOYCOTT VIACOM! SPIC SCROTUM MACACA [EXPLETIVE] DAMN RECTUM RAIDER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS FUCKTARD TAMPONS OLD CHRIST OF A GOD DAMMIT NIGGER PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF TITS POMMIE PRICK SON OF A BITCH BITCH NORTH KOREA ASSWIPE SHITTY FUCK PISSHOLE OLD CHRIST OF A WOP FUCKFACE DOUCHE DICKLICK FELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WETBACK PUNANI BONER NIGNOG RAPE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DOUCHEBAG BLUMPKIN SPUNK BULLSHIT DICKHEAD DOM DeLUISE HOT GRITS BENCH PRESS TITWANK FUCK OFF WANK PUSSY HORSE PENIS BUTT-HEAD CRAP PRICK FUCKFACE SHITTY FROG DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE DAMN [Insert swear here] HORSE SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PIGFUCKER CRAP FUCKFACE BOOBIES ASSHOLE ASS PIECE OF SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WIENER COLGATE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUGGER FUCKING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BIRD SHIT BASTARD BEAVER DICK DICK COCK DIPSHIT ANUSCAKE COCK FUCKING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING SUCK MY COCK DAMN WEHATEMARIO DONKEY DICK RAT'S ASS PEEPEE POMMIE GO HOME AND DIE SHITTY FELCHMONKEY RAPE ARSE BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKBAG TENTACLE RAPE HADJI CLUSTERFUCK INBRED FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS CHOAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NECROPHILIA COMMUNIST DILDO HEIL HITLER! JACKASS SHIT WETBACK BULLSHIT WHITE RIGHTS SHITCOCK DIPSHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMMIT GOOK BONG NICARAGUA MONKEY SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BASTARD NIPPLES FUCKING A DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BORDER HOPPER PIG SHITTY FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE POLACK ASSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKSTAIN TWAT HELL ROSIE O'DONNELL CONAN O'BRIAN ARSE WANK FUCK TITTIES COCK COCK PISS ARTIST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIPSHIT GOD DAMN GOOK COCKSHITTER WANK DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF ASSRAMMER RUSKIE FUCKING ASSHAT ASSFACE MILF CRAP ON A STICK FUCK NUGGET VAGINA CLIT DUNE COON DOG SHIT DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING DICKLICK FASHION BUG FALSE BENSON CROTCH MONKEY'S UNCLE BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE MOCKIE FIST FUCK TITTIES I WILL KILL YOU! ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITE JENKEM SHIT WIENER DAMN TITTYWANK ANAL DIABETES CONAN O'BRIAN MOCCASINS SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASS LICKER GIVING HEAD SHITE SUGARTITS HONKY DAMN COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS CUNTRAG DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DAMN IT KIKE FUCK YOU JUNGLE BUNNY ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE DOUCHETITS FUCKER BRITNEY SHITCOCK BLUE PENIS! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS ARTIST SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS YOU WANKER HELL SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITE QUEEF NAZI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF MY ASS WANK ASSFACE FUCKING A FRAK KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH BUGGER WANK HORSE PENIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S ASS PENIS SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD BUNG-HOLE SHIT DOT HEAD BONER INBRED BASTARD DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK CHIGGER MACACA BELGIUM MOTHERFUCKER WANK SPIC CAMEL JOCKEY YID PECKERHEAD BEANER I WILL END YOU! JOHN SMILEY FACE DONKEY PUNCHER BLISTERING BARNACLES BOON FUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOT HEAD LET'S SHIT STEVE BALLMER FUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHITHEAD CONDOMS CLIT GOOK NIPPLES BITCH OH SHI– DUMBASS TWAT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBIES WANK BANGKOK DAMN KIKE INCEST CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCKSTAIN FEWMETS HELL GENITALIA SHITE HORSE SHIT PUSSYLICKER AUTOFELLATIO TRANNY GOAT DICK BITCH JACKASS GOD DAMN SCROTUM DICKLICK OLD CHRIST OF A AUTOFELLATIO BOLLOCKS CHIGGER NECROPHILIA RANDY TRAVIS FAGGOT FUCKHEAD NIGGER CUNTRAG FLYING FUCK TOTAL FUCK OFF SHITTY SHIT SHITHEAD FUCKWIT SHITTY LENS CRAFTERS FUCK SHITFUCKER GREASER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HOT GRITS DICK WANKSPLAT UNITED KINGDOM CUM ARSE PISS PORCH MONKEY CUNTRAG PAKI DOG FUCKER CUNT WHORE DICKWAD TAMPONS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD TITWANK BELLEND FUCK Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FROG and with the POMMIE and his DICK CHICKEN of girraffes in which BUGGER OFF while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS