Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BONER'Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!'RUSKIE'JAP'GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS'PRICK'MARCH OF FLAMES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TRANNY look at the ARSE talk page of this FUCK article for notes or discussion before JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PECKERHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder POOPOO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WOODPECKERSHIT, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITHEAD or BUKKAKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHOAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TIT DIRT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHING include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAMPONS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GO HOME AND DIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially LIKE FATHER LIKE SON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSFACE television programs to address FUCK OFF Tourette's syndrome.

SEMEN Tourette's is SHITBALLS not to be PUSSY confused with HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying THONG TASTER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BONER random POOPY disorientation, culturally-MALARKY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TURD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local REDNECK language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PECKERHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive SOD quantities DIRTY SANCHEZ of ANAL DIABETES CRAPPY garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITFUCKER Polite Note to the POOPY Author:

The DOUCHE Tourette's JAP Research Institute was JACKASS SHIT founded to VENEREAL DISEASE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JAP article GOD DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SAND NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers WIGGER swear. You can FEMADOM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CRAP ON A STICK TV, for always focusing on the NECROPHILIA bad side of a terrible RAT'S ASS thing.
• The main FLYING FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MALARKY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DUMBASS knee TWO-INCH PENIS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WANKSPLAT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUMBASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITTYWANK school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JIGGABOO sufferers to become JAP manically depressed and TRANNY commit YOUR MOM suicide.
• There is no PUSSYLICKER cure, and the SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the SEX tics often have adverse JERRY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire INJUN body to go NEOPETS numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT it is without the MOTHERFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS tourette syndrome GRINGO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE public view of Tourettes as a "INCEST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PORCUPINE'S BALLS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PUSSYLICKER sorry for DELICIOUS CAKE "hi-jacking" your CAMEL JOCKEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really BELGIUM annoys me. I am working towards a RAGHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS ARTIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKHEAD, and making fun of a ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITS & DICKS time.

Best TUBA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FEMADOM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing TIENANMEN SQUARE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FIREWALLS in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. FUCK Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST punch him if you GOD DAMN want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRIG saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my BRUSH MA TEETH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WOODPECKERSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LOGJAMMER and REDSKIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SUITCASE PENIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 STEVE BALLMER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PIECE OF SHIT HORSE! WOODPECKERSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WOODPECKERSHIT'S HOUSE

How ASSWIPE to DELICIOUS CAKE cure VAGINA the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOOBS for COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourette's BUNG-HOLE Syndrome AAAAAAAAA! is CUNT following BLUMPKIN these TURD rules COCKSUCKER in TAFFY order:

• 1: Avoid HO immature HELL little JERK OFF kids,
• 2: Count to NIPPLES within PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DONKEY DICK SHITFACE WETBACK nor DICKHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell NAZI yourself you HORSE SHIT don't COCK have FLUFFY CLOUD this NICARAGUA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX WITH NASTY DOUCHE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S EAT MY SHIT! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WOODPECKERSHIT last straw CUNT!

I fucking put JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICK IN A BOX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELLFUCKER the TOP OF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES THIS TWISTY VAGINA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive. DICKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SCUMBAG people who try SHITHEAD to battle PEDOPHILIA'FROG'S FAT ASS that tight-ass SLOPE 17-year-SON OF A BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK TITS it now, but someone said BITCH' ARSEBADGERS COON'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BEAVER is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COON Uncyclopedia, there are OH SHI– articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PEARL NECKLACE stuff. So FELCHMONKEY that means SCUMBUCKET stop getting mad at the ART METAL PRODUCTS first part too and COCK talking about the SPIC letter that it's BASTARD mocking (what SPUNK letter? I don't even know what POTTYMOUTH the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT hi self GOD DAMN even made a really ARSEBADGERS good point. "It's FUCK YOU nothing more BATHING SUIT AREA from a head nod to a PENISBIRD knee tick". KRAUT. Which I'll add I'LL RAPE YOU onto ASSRAPING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't INBRED suffer that FUCKWIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING A be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! hilarious. If you MONKEY SHIT Want facts, go on FUCKTARD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHOAD be offended, don't read SPIC the freaking BIRD SHIT article anyway.

DOG SHIT DUNE COON FALUN GONG SHITSLINGING BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMN suck my mothers GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RAPE

CUNTSWILLING WALRUS SHIT BASTARD PISS JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN BELLEND FENCE JUMPER CHOAD KISSER GO HOME AND DIE HOLY DUMB FUCK BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN BASTARD BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING CUNT PIGFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS SON OF A BITCH BITCH GOD DAMN PENIS BENSON SUCKS RAPE HELL LET'S SHIT INJUN BEANER YOUR MOM COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CHING CHONG CHINK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHAT ORGASM WIGGER TWISTY VAGINA BOOBS DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU PAKI I WILL END YOU! ASS POLAK BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE WIKIPEDIA POLACK COCK BUTT-HEAD ASSCRACK WINDOWS VISTA DEVELOPERS! ANAL WANKER PISSHOLE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK OH SHI– DOUCHE HEIL HITLER! TRANNY SHIT DAMN CROTCH CAMEL FUCKER SLOPE CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO TITS INCEST MOTHERFUCKER ASS WIENER HEIL HITLER! 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CUM SPUNK DIPSHIT HELL FUCK YOU OH SHI– HOMO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WIENER CLIT BUGGER SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK CUNT LAPPER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POLACK GOD DAMMIT DICK CHICKEN 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSFACE GOAT DICK NEOPETS PISS ARTIST FUCK YID BAD MOTHERFUCKER COON BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY SHITSLINGING POOPOO QUEEF COCKSUCKER D'OH O KURWA! DICKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JESSE McCARTNEY DAMMIT COCKGOBLIN GYPSY DILDO PEDOPHILIA QUEEF BUTTFUCKER COON FUCKBAG FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOYCOTT VIACOM! SOD LET'S SHIT GENITALIA BIGNOSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOD DAMN SUGARTITS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DONGSHOVER PISS SLOPE BENSON SUCKS MOLDY TITS DYKE BULLCRAP GRINGO FUCK DAMN PIG TAIWAN BANGKOK SLOPE NIGNOG NI FUCKING CUNT CRAPPY PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO GANGBANG HITLER SHITFUCKER SHIT FRED PHELPS KNOBJOCKEY FASHION BUG PEARL NECKLACE RAGHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ SOD OFF ALEX TREBEK BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POLACK FUCKING A JAP FUCKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE ASSBANDIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITTY PUSSY SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS THIS IS SPARTA! BASTARD HENTAI MARGARET THATCHER NEGRO GOD DAMMIT EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS NIPPLES NIGNOG ABO DAMN IT ASSHOLE MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE BITCH AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT YOU WANKER TITS PISS OFF INBRED BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOT HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LENS CRAFTERS PISS TAMPONS YOU WANKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUM CUNTRAG BORDER HOPPER JERRY NIGGER BULLSHIT NEGRO WETBACK NECROPHILIA JESSE McCARTNEY BOOBIES CLEVELAND STEAMER O KURWA! SHITTY KRAUT CUNTYMINTS QUEEF DILDO SHITTY JACKASS CUNT HELL REDNECK FUCK YOU NAZI MASTURBATION RAT'S ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YOU ORGASM CROTCH CLEMEN KAFFIR SHITFACE DICK TITS INCEST COMMUNION WAFER PEEPEE GENITALIA BLOWJOB BULLSHIT SCUMBUCKET NI DICK MOLDY TITS CUNT SEX SHITTY SAMUEL L. JACKSON SUCK MY DICK FIRECROTCH DARTH VADER DAMN GANGBANG PEARL NECKLACE THIS IS SPARTA! DUMBASS BLOWJOB BELGIUM SHITHEAD PUSSY CHING CHONG CHINK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF POOPOO FUCKER CHOAD PUNANI PUNANI GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BONER PISS FUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK RAT'S ASS CUM WIKIPEDIA DUMBASS HELL SCROTUM CRAPPY FUCKWIT JAP HORSE SHIT BELGIUM TITTIES HO SHITE NIPPLES SHITSLIDE CHIGGER BUGGER OFF WIKIPEDIA FASHION BUG PISS MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO HELL CRAP ON A STICK YUKY DOODY DICK IN A BOX WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TURD CUM ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GYPSY DICKHEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BITCH POOPY TOSSER JACK OFF DICKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE BUTT PIRATE JACKASS FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! 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FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN WANK DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU PENIS GANGBANG SHITE PISS ARTIST GENITALIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HELL ASSHAT DICK CUNT HORSE SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S COCK MARY WHITEHOUSE RAT'S ASS TOURETTE'S IS FUN JAP GYPSY TITTIES SHIT CHOAD SEX PISS ARTIST MACACA BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOCCASINS NIGGER BELGIUM GOD DAMN BITCH JIGGABOO SCROTUM JAP FUCK REDSKIN NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKSTAIN HELLFUCKER COCKSHITTER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHIGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BONER SHITFACE FUCKTARD MACACA ASSHOLE SHITE TITTYWANK SHITHEAD SHITTY DAMN SIGMUND FREUD CHICKEN SHIT INBRED SHITHEAD DIPSHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY HENTAI TITS FROG'S FAT ASS MASTURBATION RECTUM RAIDER BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER TRANNY PISS OFF MILF FUCK YOU FAGGOT DICKWAD CUNT DAGO ASS LICKER SCUMBAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSFACE WHORE SHIT CHIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER MASTURBATION ASSFACE HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT CUM SHIT SHITFACE TAMPONS PRICK HELL ASSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASS FUCKHEAD CHIGGER POTTYMOUTH [expletive deleted] SAGGY TITS SHIT LET'S SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD JAP FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SPUNK PRICK MACACA JACKASS LENS CRAFTERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JAP NIGGER MALARKY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DONKEY DICK INCEST TURD DICKFACE KRAUT WETBACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING A [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF SEX JOHN ELWAY TESTICLE CHOKE DUMBASS REDSKIN SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSFACE GARBAGE DAY! KNOBJOCKEY DICKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKHEAD BOOBS SHITSKIN DOUCHING CUM FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TITS WIGGER FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE JACKASS SHIT KIKE SHITBALLS NIGGER DOODIE HEAD COCKSUCKER CANDY DOUCHE PUNANI YOUR MOM SIGMUND FREUD JUNGLE BUNNY AUTOFELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN MARCH OF FLAMES BLUE PENIS! WANK I RAPE WALRUSES! WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SCROTUM SHITHEAD SHITHEAD DICKFACE BIGNOSE FUCKER SHIT HAIL SATAN! FUCKER CUNT PORCH MONKEY RECTUM RAIDER JOHNNY FLYING FUCK TURD JAP NIPPLES FAGGOT SHIT GANGBANG DOUCHEBAG TWAT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS CAMEL FUCKER BONG DOT HEAD WANK FUCK OFF LOLCAT PENIS WIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK YOU CHUFF HELL BANGKOK CHRISTHUMPER FUCK YOU TWISTY VAGINA PRICK HEIL HITLER! DUNE COON FIRECROTCH DICK TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PEEPEE I'LL RAPE YOU PORCH MONKEY MOCCASINS JACKASS DOG SHIT FUCKWIT CUNT BONG PISS [expletive deleted] TOTAL POLAK PISS FUCKING A PISS BITCH CRAP FENCE JUMPER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BALLS SHAKOPEE SHAKOPEE FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE ASSCRACK ASSCRACK MASTURBATION BOOBIES MOCCASINS JACK OFF BULLSHIT ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUM BONER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GREASER SEX FUCKING ASSHAT SHITSLINGING ASS FUCKTARD DILDO HELL CLIT FUCKING CUNTYMINTS FELCHING GO HOME AND DIE suck my mothers CLUSTERFUCK FENCE JUMPER TOSSER NECROPHILIA BALLS NAZI NICARAGUA RUSKIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN TOSSER BITCH FUCKHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKTARD HO YID DOUCHING BUGGER OFF BOOBS BASTARD I'LL RAPE YOU CHRISTHUMPER BUTTFUCKER DYKE CLEMEN SEMEN AY-AY-AY DICKFACE BASTARD MILF AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU VENEREAL DISEASE POTTYMOUTH LIMEY SHITFACE FIST FUCK FUCKFACE JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE DAMN DAGO GOAT DICK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKTARD DICK DAMN NIGGER TITS SHITCOCK BOOBS MOCKIE NIPPLES BRUSH MA TEETH DAMN ORGASM ASSFACE FELLATIO TEDDY BEARS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF LOGJAMMER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JIZZ SOD OFF DEMOCRACY CUNT LAPPER DICKWAD DYKE CHING CHONG CHINK CHICKEN SHIT WANKER COON PUSSYLICKER ASS COCK POLAK NECROPHILIA SPIC TAMPONS BORDER HOPPER HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD PAKI DYKE PAKI BITCH CUNT URINE-GARGLING RAGHEAD suck my mothers SCUMBAG MALL SANTA TITTYWANK HYPERINFLATION RAT'S COCK HO DICKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FELCHING DAMN CHRISTHUMPER ASS POLACK EAT MY SHIT! DOG SHIT YID ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX ARSE ASSWIPE ORGASM HADJI LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU JAP TITWANK PISSHOLE BOLLOCKS TOTAL MOTHERFUCKER SHITCOCK PISS 666 FUCK BASTARD SHIT FUCKWIT DICK CHICKEN NIGNOG RAGHEAD COCKSMOKER BOOBS SCUMBAG HAIL SATAN! HOSER DYKE REBECCA BLACK ASSCRACK HELL BLUE PENIS! POOPY BITCH RAGHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN SEX ASSWIPE CHINK DAMN CUM PRICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK URINE-GARGLING JACK OFF COCKSHITTER PENIS ASS EPIDIDYMIS FASHION BUG DAMMIT FUCKHEAD PRICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MICK ASSHAT PENIS ON A BUN BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CC PLZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKFACE DAMN SPIC FELCHING WOP TESTICLE CHOKE BALL SACK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PORCUPINE'S BALLS JACKASS REBECCA BLACK DICK IN A BOX BLUE PENIS! BITCH RAT'S COCK ARSE ANAL CHRISTHUMPER CLEMEN PEARL NECKLACE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY BLOWJOB DOG FUCKER COON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DOUCHE COCKGOBLIN PENISPENISPENIS!!! BASTARD BAT FUCK INSANE CHOAD TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITSKIN JERRY BULLSHIT HELL DAMN BONER SAGGY TITS SHITBALLS HOMO DILDO WANK SEMEN DOUCHETITS ASS FASCIST DICKWAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOUR MOM JACKASS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT BOOBIES ASSHAT RIGHTS VAGINA FUCKHEAD NEGRO ASSCRACK FUCK JIGGABOO SCUMBAG BULLSHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK ARSE ASSCRACK LIMEY DOG FUCKER BEAVER BATHING SUIT AREA CUNT SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ OLD CHRIST OF A CUNTRAG BUGGER OFF ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS WANK FUCKER BITCH ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH FUCKFACE ASSHAT SHITHEAD Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the FELCHING and his SEMEN of girraffes in which COCKGOBLIN while reading about SHITFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN