Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSHAT'suck my mothers'AUTOFELLATIO'COCKSUCKER'FUCKSTAIN'BULLSHIT'BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a MAMA MIA look at the SHITSLINGING talk page of this I WILL KILL YOU! article for notes or discussion before TITS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CHOAD neurochemical FUCK disorder FAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FIRECROTCH, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOOBIES or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PUSSYLICKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JESSE McCARTNEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE FUCKING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially SHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first VENEREAL DISEASE television programs to address PEEPEE Tourette's syndrome.

COCK Tourette's is SHITE not to be CHINK confused with GOD DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JESSE McCARTNEY random REDNECK disorientation, culturally-MOCKIE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUKKAKE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, POLAK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK TITS FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUTT PIRATE souvenir shoppes and massive DICK IN A BOX quantities GOATSE of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A GREASER Polite Note to the MARCH OF FLAMES Author:

The FUCKING Tourette's ASSFACE Research Institute was FUCK founded to FUCKWIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUGGER OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNNILINGUS article SHITSLINGING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WHORE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELLFIRE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUGARTITS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers POTTYMOUTH swear. You can WIENER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAPE TV, for always focusing on the FUCKTARD bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
• The main CUM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JACKASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee BUTT PIRATE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GOAT DICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes KNOBJOCKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WANKER school for POOPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and CUNT commit MILF suicide.
• There is no NORTH KOREA cure, and the YOUR MOM drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSCRACK perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go ASS numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKTARD it is without the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome LET'S SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ALF the BORDER HOPPER public view of Tourettes as a "DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RUSTY TROMBONE sorry for PECKERHEAD "hi-jacking" your FEMADOM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really DONALD RUMSFELD annoys me. I am working towards a DOUGHNUT PUNCHER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF A BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOU WANKER, and making fun of a BUTTFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) DOG SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKFACE time.

Best TITS & DICKS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not BUDDHIST MONK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew JAP Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The DICK TITS bastard who wrote this article. You can COCK punch him if you CUNNILINGUS want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAMN saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FIRECROTCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JERRY and JACKASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TWAT BAND WITH 4 BALLS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKSTAIN HORSE! FIRECROTCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FIRECROTCH'S HOUSE

How FUCKTARD to WOODPECKERSHIT cure ANAL DIABETES the ASS Tourette's SHITCOCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment OH SHI– for COON Tourette's CUNTING ASSCRACK Syndrome FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK is ARSE following FAGGOT these SHIT rules DICKWAD in HUEY P. NEWTON order:

• 1: Avoid TESTICLE CHOKE immature GOOK little BOOBS kids,
• 2: Count to SHIT within FUCKING 10 BASTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DUMBASS BASTARD nor SEX talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you ABO don't WOP have CUNTBUCKET this RUSKIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FIRECROTCH last straw LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD!

I fucking put GENITALIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE SUCK MY DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF CUNNILINGUS THIS CRAP ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PORCH MONKEY offensive. GOBSHITE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIG people who try EUROIPODS to battle PISS ARTIST'MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS that tight-ass SPIC 17-year-GOD DAMMIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAGHEAD it now, but someone said CRAPPY' WANK BOOBS'YOU WANKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GIVING HEAD is a laughing JACKASS matter. Plus there BASTARD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are BOOBIES articles PIECE OF SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKFACE stuff. So PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! that means ASS stop getting mad at the WANK first part too and EPIDIDYMIS talking about the BASTARD letter that it's I'LL RAPE YOU mocking (what TIMBER NIGGER letter? I don't even know what DESU the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKSTUFFER hi self FUCKING A even made a really FUCKHEAD good point. "It's INBRED nothing more RAT'S ASS from a head nod to a SHITPISSER knee tick". POMMIE. Which I'll add FUCKING JUMP! onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BLISTERING BARNACLES suffer that SCUMBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POLACK be, because if I were a CC PLZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK A BIG DICK hilarious. If you BUTT PIRATE Want facts, go on BUTTFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHE NAZI be offended, don't read TURD the freaking SHIT article anyway.

O KURWA! TITS ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER TOURETTE'S IS FUN CUNT ASS DUMBASS

GARBAGE DAY! PISS I'LL RAPE YOU PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BLISTERING BARNACLES FIRECROTCH MICK BUGGER JAP HELL DUMBASS PIG CHAV BONER TOURETTE'S IS FUN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA WIGGER BULLSHIT MOCKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK CRACKER PISS OFF MY ASS PIECE OF SHIT RAGHEAD BOOBIES SHITTY COON WILLY WONKA HOMO ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS GIVING HEAD SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU SHITFACE CUNT ASSHAT DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BOLLOCKS CHUFF JACKASS LAKE TITICACA TITS HELL NECROPHILIA LIMEY 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK NUGGET COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BALL SACK CHALICE DARTH VADER ASSHAT BUGGER RAGHEAD CUM DAMMIT PISS GOBSHITE PEDOPHILIA SEMEN FUCKWIT BEANER COON JIGGABOO suck my mothers GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKBAG MOCCASINS FUCK TAFFY SUGARTITS FOUR-EYES CUNT CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BEAVER ASSRAPING BAD MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA KIKE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT BANGKOK FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUTTFUCKER DOODIE HEAD BUTTFUCKER MAMA MIA ASS FUCK SCROTUM CHIGGER PEARL NECKLACE MICK GREASER CUNT WANK EPIDIDYMIS SHITHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING JACKASS TITS DUMBASS MONKEY SHIT CUNT CHIGGER DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET RAGHEAD CHICKEN SHIT RECTUM RAIDER DRAMA FUCKING STRAWBERRY ASS DICK CHICKEN SEX CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE BIRD SHIT DUMBASS SUCK MY COCK SHITFUCKER HENTAI WANK DICK IN A BOX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO WANK DUMBASS STEVE BALLMER SHITFACE LET'S SHIT TOSSER WANK SHIT PRICK DAMN ASS DOUCHE PUSSYLICKER SEX HELL GOD DAMN FAGGOT FRIG WANK MAMA MIA JACK ABRAMOFF WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD KISSER CLEVELAND STEAMER JIGGABOO COCK INBRED PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK OSTRICH MY ASS BOOBS PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT BASTARD HOLY DUMB FUCK BRITNEY FEWMETS DESU SHITTY AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS HONKY POKÉMON FLAMING ASS BADGER TWAT VANDALISM IS COOL KIKE DAGO FUCK ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT RANDY TRAVIS FUCKFUCKFUCK POTTYMOUTH ANAL NICARAGUA JACKASS SHIT REDNECK I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK PISS OFF ASS NEGRO SHITBALLS RAPE EXTRA LONG PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ORGASM CLUSTER FUCK NIGGER SHITTY PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS BIRD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH KAFFIR FUCKHEAD FUDGEPACKER CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BENSON SUCKS DICK IN A BOX DUNE COON WEHATEMARIO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE [expletive deleted] CROTCH DILDO YOUR MOM NIGGER DOUCHE CUNT FUCKWIT ARSEBADGERS DILDO MONKEY SHIT POMMIE BONER GIVING HEAD SLOPE DICKHEAD ASSBANDIT MONKEY SHIT DOODIE HEAD WALRUS SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BLISTERING BARNACLES COON BULLSHIT DICK TITS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK FUCKING A SMEG ASSCRACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIHILISM MONASTERIES MALL SANTA FELLATIO SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CHOAD TACO WALRUS SHIT ASSWIPE DICK SEMEN WANK DAMN BULLSHIT DAMN RUSKIE GYPSY BOOBIES ART METAL PRODUCTS DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN CUNTSWILLING POOPY SLOPE MOCKIE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LIMEY POLAK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRAPMUNCHER POLAK BAD MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSY SUCK A BIG DICK BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN POWERSHIT ASS FASCIST COON WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT JACKASS SHIT KIKE WANKER SEX TWAT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMMIT COCKSUCKER DOUCHE TAMPON IN MY ASS TWISTY VAGINA FRENCH TICKLER TOURETTE'S IS FUN PEDOPHILIA FUCKING THONG TASTER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS D'OH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGER PECKERHEAD MOTHERFUCKER OLD CHRIST OF A ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BEANER BUGGER FALSE BENSON BUKKAKE INBRED PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS DICKFACE FUCK YOU BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH SHITBALLS JACKASS EXTRA LONG PENIS MACACA ARSE TIT SPRINKLES FUCK pen0r CUNNILINGUS INBRED DICKFACE SEX COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JACKASS SHIT TITTIES VAGINA BOLLOCKS CUNT BELGIUM HOLY DUMB FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHIT FUCKING FUCKING PUSSY MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT BASTARD SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL WALRUS SHIT DUMBASS PENIS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKHEAD WANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS 666 ARSE WILLY WONKA SHIT CUM CHOAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BITCH YOU WANKER HELL WHORE MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK BATHING SUIT AREA SUCK MY DICK EPIDIDYMIS KITTENS SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG FAG LET'S SHIT ASSHAT DICK HELL TITMOUSE INBRED CUNTRAG BUNG-HOLE SHITHEAD SHITHEAD CUNT SCUMBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK BRITNEY BUTT PIRATE SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHAKOPEE FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER HEIL HITLER! DOODIE HEAD GRIS REBECCA BLACK NICARAGUA CRACKER POMMIE FLYING FUCK WOP TITS CRAP ON A STICK GANGBANG BORDER HOPPER NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE RICK MORANIS STUB RAPE WANK ASSFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD RECTUM RAIDER JAP ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WILLY WONKA FLYING RAT'S ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR 666 SON OF A BITCH JAP BITCH COCK BUKKAKE DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JACK ABRAMOFF BOLLOCKS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR QUEEF POOPY FUCKING A FRAK BULLCRAP SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFUCKER NIGGER BOB SAGET PRICK DONKEY DICK JACKASS SMEG DILDO PENIS ON A STICK DUMBASS SAND NIGGER RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT VAGINA FUCK OFF BIGNOSE DOG SHIT SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ORGASM ASSBANDIT FRED PHELPS CRACKER FEWMETS BUTTFUCKER HAIL SATAN! SEMEN COMMUNIST DILDO POMMIE BATHING SUIT AREA DONALD RUMSFELD BITCH COLGATE ARSE BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF FRITZ DAMN RAT'S ASS POMMIE CAPTAIN CRUNCH DIPSHIT DOM DeLUISE GOOK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING HELL HELL ASSCRACK PISS POLAK DOUCHEBAG BIGNOSE HORSE SHIT AAAAAAAAA! WANK TRANNY SUCK MY COCK FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG BUNG-HOLE SHITCOCK BITCH FUCKFACE SHITHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER CHIGGER PISS OFF DUMBASS CUNT DAMMIT NI RAT'S COCK PEARL NECKLACE PRICK FUCKBAG FROG ALEX TREBEK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT BRUSH MA TEETH CUNTRAG ASSHOLE DICKHEAD BOOBIES CONAN O'BRIAN SCROTUM SHIT TACO FUCK PIGS MIGHT FLY GANGBANG RUSTY TROMBONE POLAK [expletive deleted] PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOLDY TITS BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST ASS FOREIGN CURRENCY BITCH WIENER EMO SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN BEANER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS THONG TASTER DUMBASS VENEREAL DISEASE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS MAMA MIA SHITHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS DUMBASS CHIGGER BUGFUCK BITCH BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD CLEMEN JERK OFF ANAL ANUSCAKE BITCH SPUNK SMEG MILF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK PISS ARTIST FROG'S FAT ASS GRIS ASSWIPE ANAL SOD PORCH MONKEY [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB SHITTY DICKHEAD CUNT PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG DUMBASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COON FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITPISSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT SHIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK AUTOFELLATIO AMERICA ONLINE BATHING SUIT AREA WANK BOOBIES ART METAL PRODUCTS FOUR-EYES I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKWIT SHITHEAD THONG TASTER DIPSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER FRENCH TICKLER RAT'S ASS COCKSUCKER INBRED CRAPMUNCHER BIRD SHIT DOG FUCKER BONG CAMEL FUCKER BIRD SHIT PISS ARTIST WOP CLEVELAND STEAMER GARBAGE DAY! PRICK FUCK KAFFIR CHICKEN SHIT RAPE RAT'S COCK JACKASS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIPPLES BOLLOCKS GOD DAMN BITCH ASSHOLE FUCKFACE PISS OFF MY ASS HOMO ASSCRACK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ALF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMMIT BUGGER BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT CUNT ASSCRACK POLACK PISS ARTIST FUCK SHITCUNTING SHITE HONKY MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS COON CUNT BOB SAGET NEOPETS FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA MOCCASINS FUCKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO SUCK MY DICK DILDO ASSHOLE BASTARD TACO JOHNNY CUNT REDNECK FUCKHEAD ASSHAT FUCKHEAD BUGFUCK SNUFF PORN WANK MALARKY YOU WANKER TITWANK KRAUT FUCK YOU FUCKER BASTARD O KURWA! BITCH DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE [expletive deleted] ASSWIPE NIGGER TITS GOD DAMMIT BASTARD SOD SHITE ASS EPIDIDYMIS AMERICA ONLINE HORSE PENIS KIKE DICKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHING DICK YOU WANKER DAMN HELL GOD DAMMIT SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK JACK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEEPEE TAMPON IN MY ASS CHENEY WIGGER WANK DILDO BEAVER DAMN IT CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU HOLY DUMB FUCK WILLY WONKA PORCH MONKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT STEVE BALLMER pen0r ASSHAT BUGGER SHIT NIGGER DICKHEAD FUCK LIMEY FAGGOT JACKASS BEANER MOLDY TITS SEX LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITSLINGING I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSFACE TITTIES ARSEBADGERS SHITHEAD SHITHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT FUCK GOOK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! KIKE FUCK OFF DAMN DOT HEAD CLEMEN PRICK COON SHITSLINGING HELL CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JACKASS SHIT BITCH SCUMBAG DILDO CHUFF CUM MOZILLA FIREFOX BALL SACK DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE ASSCRACK SCUMBAG CONDOMS LONGCAT IS LONG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BEAVER DICK BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING CONAN O'BRIAN STUB PEEPEE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT LIKE A HORSE DILDO CUNT FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE GANGBANG CLUSTER FUCK FRIG YOUR MOM DICKFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITBALLS FUCKING AAAAAAAAA! FUCK YOU STEVE BALLMER PISSHOLE AY-AY-AY SOD OFF TACO CUNT QUEEF HELL SHITTY CLUSTER FUCK FUCKFACE GANGBANG ABO DAGO BOLLOCKS FRIG SHITE YOU WANKER DAMN SHIT DOM DeLUISE FOUR-EYES DAMN CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS FIST FUCK ASSCRACK SHIT ASSWIPE PENISPENISPENIS!!! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA BITCH BASTARD AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! RAPE MASTURBATION FUCKHEAD WANK CUM BASTARD CROTCH SUGARTITS SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD FUCKWIT EPIDIDYMIS PENIS TRANNY NIGGER LOGJAMMER CHAV CLIT SNUFF PORN I WILL END YOU! FUCKER PISS BUKKAKE POOPOO BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE INBRED FUCKHEAD FELLATIO ASSHOLE FUCK NUGGET YOU SUCK BALLS CONDOMS FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT ALF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PORCUPINE'S BALLS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS WIENER GOD DAMMIT TWAT SHIT SHITTY RAGHEAD FUCKING ASSRAPING SHIT SEMPRINI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD BULLCRAP SHIT CHOAD KISSER ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE KRAUT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE AUTOFELLATIO HELL ORGASM HELL GANGBANG BASTARD TITS & DICKS SOD CHICKEN SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DAGO PENIS ON A BUN ALF WIKIPEDIA FUCK TITTIES SHIT BUKKAKE NIGGER FUCKWIT SHITBALLS DICKFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RUSTY TROMBONE FAGGOT I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS ASSFACE WIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT DILDO FUCK YOU WANKER DAMNED TABERNACLE HELL FELLATIO FUCK OFF TITS SHITE DILDO SOD OFF CUNT DICKLICK A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ANAL DIABETES SHIT POMMIE SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! COCKSHITTER FRIG NIGGER CHENEY SAMUEL L. JACKSON GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN COCK SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE BOOBIES JOHNNY WIENER ASSCRACK SCUMBAG TITTYWANK TITS DOUCHE WANK PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD O CANADA PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMN CHIGGER CHICKEN FRIES ASSFACE CAMEL FUCKER FUCK OFF ASS CRAPPY SOD OFF BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRAPMUNCHER BLUE PENIS! GOOK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT COON SCUMBUCKET ART METAL PRODUCTS CLUSTER FUCK SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH INBRED FALUN GONG GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK REDNECK VENEREAL DISEASE LIMEY MOTHERFUCKER BITCH DOUCHING JIGGABOO PISS DUMBASS FUCKER LENS CRAFTERS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WOP RICK MORANIS PRICK HELL GOD DAMMIT INJUN DUMBASS CROTCH FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKTARD PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE SHIT CLUSTER FUCK ARSE FUCKING JUMP! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNNILINGUS CUNT SCUMBAG YOUR MOM KAFFIR TOWELHEAD HORSE PENIS PEEPEE TWAT ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT BLOWJOB MALL SANTA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY DUNE COON TITTYWANK GOD DAMMIT BOLLOCKS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOMO BUKKAKE DAMN TITWANK SPANK THE MONKEY SUITCASE PENIS SOD OFF FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLYING FUCK DICKFACE ASS SHITFACE TACO RAPE 4CHAN PISS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SAND NIGGER and with the BLOWJOB and his KNOBJOCKEY of girraffes in which PISS UP MY ARSE while reading about CRACKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BAD MOTHERFUCKER

Article written in the style of its subject This article is KRAUT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BUTTFUCKER subject. If you do not find it funny CUNTBUCKET, it is probably because you are an INBRED RAPE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. RUSKIE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WANK joke loses its humour BOOBIES when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CROTCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have SCRATCH! GROUNDER! needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! I WILL KILL YOU! ASS YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS!!!!!I <3 COCK