Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT'WOP'CHRISTHUMPER'ABO'DICK TITS'FUCKSTAIN'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MICK neurochemical FUCK disorder PUSSY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKWIT, sudden DICKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACKASS SHIT or FLYING RAT'S ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SPANK THE MONKEY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIPPLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLUSTERFUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KIKE DOG FUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ORGASM television programs to address PAKI Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is DIPSHIT not to be SHITBALLS confused with SHITBALLS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VENEREAL DISEASE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CHAV random DILDO disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUM language, GOD DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places [EXPLETIVE] BUGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLCRAP souvenir shoppes and massive COCKGOBLIN quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES PENISFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKFACE Polite Note to the HOLY DUMB FUCK Author:

The BEAVER Tourette's REDNECK Research Institute was DICK CHICKEN founded to WIENER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SOD OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS OFF article GARBAGE DAY! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUTOFELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JUNGLE BUNNY Tourrette's sufferers GOBSHITE swear. You can FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHING TV, for always focusing on the CLIT bad side of a terrible WETBACK thing.
• The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LENS CRAFTERS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MARCH OF FLAMES knee IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is FLYING RAT'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes INCEST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BEAVER school for QUEEF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TALK PAGES sufferers to become SHITSLINGING manically depressed and DOUCHE commit COCKSUCKER suicide.
• There is no WIENER cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEEPEE tics often have adverse BULLSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHOAD perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go CUNNILINGUS numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS it is without the PISSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a DICKFACE tourette syndrome JIZZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YOU WANKER the CUNNILINGUS public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS ON A STICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CUNNILINGUS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BONER sorry for SHITSKIN "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HORSE SHIT this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a THERE IS A CABAL better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONALD RUMSFELD, and making fun of a BLUMPKIN horrible disorder is (not) CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNTRAG time.

Best CHICKEN SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BIGNOSE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As FALUN GONG Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those EUROIPODS countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. SEX Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The BLISTERING BARNACLES bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you BULLCRAP want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my CONDOMS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKWIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BALLS and AMERICA ONLINE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIGGER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUTTFUCKER BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICK CHICKEN HORSE! FUCKWIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKWIT'S HOUSE

How IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! cure BIRD SHIT the FLYING FUCK Tourette's JACK OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment TITWANK for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's FIRECROTCH Syndrome GENITALIA is FUCK OFF following SHIT these ASS rules FUCKWIT in FUCKFACE order:

• 1: Avoid GOATSE immature SHITTY little PEARL NECKLACE kids,
• 2: Count to NIPPLES within DUNE COON 10 YUKY DOODYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! nor GOD DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell LOGJAMMER yourself you CRACKER don't RAT'S COCK have FUCKSTAIN this RUSKIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TAFFY WITH NASTY PISS ARTIST DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S REDSKIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKWIT last straw BITCH!

I fucking put ASSWIPE' my comment at the TOP OF THE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF [EXPLETIVE] THIS BALL SACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. HITLER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ARSEBADGERS people who try BITCH to battle BALL SACK'DIRTY SANCHEZ that tight-ass DICKFACE 17-year-ASS LICKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSWIPE it now, but someone said INBRED' RAT'S ASS MALARKY'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMN is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there DOUCHING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUGFUCK Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKER articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So ORGASM that means RAT'S COCK stop getting mad at the RAPE first part too and BUTTFUCKER talking about the EXTRA LONG PENIS letter that it's PISS ARTIST mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what ABO the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS LICKER hi self GREASER even made a really ROSIE O'DONNELL good point. "It's MOCKIE nothing more DARTH VADER from a head nod to a QUEEF knee tick". FUCKER. Which I'll add DICKWAD onto SMEG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANK suffer that FUCKFACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MASTURBATION it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a SCUMBUCKET Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITCOCK hilarious. If you MALL SANTA Want facts, go on CHENEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOUCHING be offended, don't read JACKASS the freaking DONALD RUMSFELD article anyway.

ALEX TREBEK DOUCHETITS WANK FUCK GOD DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BUTTFUCKER NIGGER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOCCASINS

SHITSLINGING DAMMIT BASTARD FUCK SCUMBUCKET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CROTCH DAMN IT FUCKTARD DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK MOLDY TITS LET'S SHIT I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY TITWANK JOHNNY DAMN GOD DAMN FUCKING HELL ARSE SON OF A BITCH TITWANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOCCASINS TWAT HELL DAGO DELICIOUS CAKE FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING JUMP! FUCKHEAD DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMN SEX SHIT FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST DAMN MICK CLEVELAND STEAMER BUGGER OFF DAMN GIVING HEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANK ASSCRACK THONG TASTER PUSSY ORGASM I RAPE WALRUSES! INBRED TACO INBRED FUCKWIT DIPSHIT NAZI PIG ASS SLOPE SUGARTITS POMMIE JENKEM FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK AMERICA ONLINE CUNTRAG FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING DAMMIT SEX FRITZ ANUSCAKE LOLCAT PRICK BUTT PIRATE PENISFUCK BULLCRAP ORGASM BUTTFUCKER GOBSHITE ANAL DIABETES CUNTRAG MICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHEBAG FUCK A DUCK DILDO FEWMETS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN TAMPONS PISS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST AUTOFELLATIO BUGFUCK O KURWA! DAMN BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE ORGASM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE FUCK FLYING FUCK CHOAD DOT HEAD SACRAMENTO HELL COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER JIZZ WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTING ASSCRACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKWIT AMERICA ONLINE DUMBASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JIGGABOO PEDOPHILIA BITCH DARTH VADER TWAT GREASER DAMN DAMN IT suck my mothers ASSHOLE PORCUPINE'S BALLS WIKIPEDIA CRAP GANGBANG CRAPPY BEAVER VENEREAL DISEASE NEOPETS ASSCRACK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY SHIT FUCKWIT FIST FUCK TACO IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! HELL JACKASS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BIG FOOT NIGGER GOD DAMMIT COCKSMOKER DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE DYKE WANK DOUCHING PIGFUCKER REDNECK TACO DICKHEAD ABO SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] PENIS ON A BUN RAT'S COCK suck my mothers PISS ARTIST DOUCHETITS DICKLICK TURD CUNNILINGUS MASTURBATION INCEST AMERICA ONLINE TWISTY VAGINA SHITE O KURWA! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! VENEREAL DISEASE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK DEVELOPERS! COCKSMOKER DAMN PISSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS BAT FUCK INSANE BOOBS ASSHOLE BASTARD SHUT UP, MEG! PORCH MONKEY DICK PENIS ON A BUN POLESMOKER CLUSTERFUCK PENISFUCK POOPY FUCK JACKASS ASS DONGSHOVER MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS VAGINA TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BITCH ASSCRACK FRENCH TICKLER YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK CHUFF FUCKHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS O CANADA GOD DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK NUGGET PRICK THONG TASTER SHITE ANUSCAKE JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS BITCH FUCKING A DUMBASS INBRED HEIL HITLER! GOD DAMN BITCH BANGKOK FUCKTARD CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD SHITFACE PISS BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ARSE SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD FRITZ FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS POLAK WINDOWS VISTA 666 NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER PRICK DICKWAD CROTCH ASSWIPE POTTYMOUTH ASSRAPING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ANUSCAKE WEHATEMARIO DAMN FUCK FUCK ABO LET'S SHIT CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD MILF GOD DAMMIT FUCK ASSRAPING SHITHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SEMEN FUCK ARSEBADGERS FAGGOT NIPPLES YOU WANKER BONG TAFFY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POOPY GYPSY CLUSTERFUCK DOG FUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK SHITE SOD OFF JERRY FUCK OFF JACK OFF GREASER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POMMIE NIPPLES BITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRICK PIG WIKIPEDIA I WILL END YOU! ASSHAT PISS ARTIST DAMN IT BATHING SUIT AREA SPUNK POLACK WALRUS SHIT CUM TWAT DICKLICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK SHIT HAIL SATAN! NAZI GYPSY DAMN BEANER NIPPLES WANK SHITCOCK FUCK SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH ARSEBADGERS FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL GOBSHITE FRAK ASSHAT DELICIOUS CAKE CONAN O'BRIAN INBRED SEX FASHION BUG NORTH KOREA MOTHERFUCKER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY HENTAI SHITBALLS JERRY YID FELCHMONKEY ROSES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PRICK SCUMBAG CTHULHU FHTAGN ASSHAT MALARKY BELGIUM YUKY DOODY NIGNOG WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUGFUCK TUBA BIGNOSE SUGARTITS POLESMOKER DAMN IT SHITE FUCKFACE WANK SHIT NEGRO I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKFACE [Insert swear here] CODEINE IS A QUEER LET'S SHIT WALRUS SHIT BITCH MOCKIE BOOBS CHIGGER DICKLICK BALLS PICKANINNY FUCK DUMBASS BOB SAGET FUCKING JUMP! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN FUCKSTAIN DYKE DELICIOUS CAKE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE DICKWAD DAMNATION MOCCASINS BORDER HOPPER PIECE OF SHIT MOLDY TITS GIVING HEAD RAT'S COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! AUTOFELLATIO CHICKEN SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK SHITFUCKER COCKSMOKER FEWMETS BALL SACK OLD CHRIST OF A GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITTY HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! MASTURBATION BLUE PENIS! FUCK CHINK CHINK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKER YOU WANKER FAGGOT FUCKING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BUTT PIRATE WANK WANK [Insert swear here] CHRISTHUMPER FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER SEX FASHION BUG FUCK YOU SCUMBAG ASSHOLE suck my mothers BALLS JERRY I WILL END YOU! DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS BONER QUEEF PIECE OF SHIT SCROTUM BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER CHRISTHUMPER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHIT CUNNILINGUS PISS SHITFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH RAPE DONKEY PUNCHER COCKSUCKER FUCK BIGNOSE LET'S SHIT NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GENITALIA JACK OFF HITLER DICKFACE BULLSHIT FELCHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BASTARD SHITBALLS FENCE JUMPER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE HELL GOAT DICK CUM SHITTY TACO CUM BEANER MOZILLA FIREFOX TRANNY PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHEBAG CRAPPY TAMPON IN MY ASS BITCH VAGINA GOBSHITE BRITNEY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MILF SHITFACE KIKE COON PISSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PUNANI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS YOUR MOM TITS & DICKS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHAT SHITSLIDE ORGASM CLUSTERFUCK I WILL END YOU! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN IT BELLEND SMEG HEIL HITLER! SHIT SHITE AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWO-INCH PENIS NIGGER PEARL NECKLACE SOD OFF CRAPPY SHITFACE COON MONKEY BALLS SOD GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH BITCH FELCHING DOUCHE SOD OFF DICK CROTCH FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FAG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VANITY PAGES ROCK FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY TWO-INCH PENIS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 HOSER JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD ASS LICKER DUNE COON TAMPON IN MY ASS LENS CRAFTERS SHITFACE HENTAI MALL SANTA LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! SOD OFF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NAZI FELCHING CUNT WHITE RIGHTS CUNT DICKWAD BELLEND MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMMIT ASSCRACK JACKASS FUCKFACE DAMMIT CUM FEMADOM PRICK SON OF A BITCH ABO FUCKSTAIN JACK ABRAMOFF AUTOFELLATIO SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE POWERSHIT ASS DICKLICK BUGFUCK WIGGER CUNT SPUNK TWAT SHITFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER FAG BOOBIES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BULLCRAP ASS LICKER NIGGER PEDOPHILIA WIENER KIKE WANK SHIT FUCKBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS JUMPING JESUS!!! BUTT PIRATE BITCH KRAUT TWO-INCH PENIS CHINK FELLATIO BALL SACK NAZI GRAPE PENIS PRICK DICKHEAD ASSHOLE FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES HORSE PENIS NIGNOG REDNECK POMMIE FUCK A DUCK SHIT ASSHAT CROTCH FUCKHEAD pen0r SHITSLINGING JAP BEAVER SHITFACE [Insert swear here] CUNTYMINTS DICKLICK NI FRENCH TICKLER BALL SACK DICK POLACK POMMIE CUNT ASSHOLE PEEPEE GOAT DICK SHITE TIMBER NIGGER THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS INCEST GENITALIA [expletive deleted] NORTH KOREA ASSHAT TOTAL SHITFUCKER YID CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER JAP JACKASS ASSWIPE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHIGGER TWO-INCH PENIS WIGGER PISS ARTIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAGHEAD SON OF A BITCH SHITTY BITCH FUCKER TITS & DICKS NAZI CUNT FRITZ SHIT CROTCH BIGNOSE BONER POMMIE FUCK WANK SHITE MALARKY SCUMBAG CRAP DUMBASS BULLSHIT BONG SHITTY MOCKIE DAMN WIENER FUCKWIT DILDO DAMN WANK BUTTFUCKER POLAK NEGRO ANAL DIABETES JERK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKTARD NORTH KOREA DESU DONKEY DICK CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD TITS NEGRO TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKER DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER SHITHEAD FUCKTARD RAGHEAD DIPSHIT POLAK FUCK FRIG BELLEND JACKASS SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK FUCKTARD BITCH CUNTBUCKET DONKEY DICK ASSFACE PEDOPHILIA BOOBIES REBECCA BLACK BALLS BITCH GOBSHITE ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DIPSHIT DILDO BULLSHIT HO BITCH JAP FUCK WANKER GREASER DICK LET'S SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK SPIC LAKE TITICACA BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE CRAP ON A STICK FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PENISPENISPENIS!!! CLUSTERFUCK ASSRAPING GREASER FUCKING JUMP! SHITE PISS ARTIST NIGGER CUM BLOWJOB BEAVER SHAKOPEE CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS CUNT HADJI BITCH NEGRO DUMBASS BOB SAGET TOWELHEAD JACKASS MOLDY TITS BITCH FUCK BITCH PUSSY ASS PISS OFF TWISTY VAGINA BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNT CHICKEN SHIT FUCK ASSCRACK FUCKWIT BULLCRAP ORGASM COON CRAPPY FUCK SPUNK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKTARD OSTRICH MY ASS FRENCH TICKLER ASS CHICKEN SHIT SAGGY TITS GOATSE BOOBS REDSKIN CHOAD TITMOUSE YOU WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN BULLCRAP FUCKSTAIN ASSRAMMER SEX JACKASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE BENCH PRESS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA INCEST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITTIES FUCKWIT ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK HORSE SHIT BASTARD FUCKSTAIN CRAPMUNCHER PEDOPHILIA DICK IN A BOX CLIT SHITHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! INBRED COCKSHITTER MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS MOLDY TITS PISS FUCKTARD WANK PRICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PEDOPHILIA DAMMIT SCUMBAG QUEEF DAMN FUCK YOU GRINGO PENIS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK BONER HELLFUCKER SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD CUNTBUCKET PISS ARTIST BEAVER SHITTY COCK DYKE KAFFIR JACKASS SHIT THONG TASTER PIGS MIGHT FLY ARSE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOUCHE MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMN CUNTYMINTS RUSTY TROMBONE ASS ASSWIPE FUCKER ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER BALLS FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK 30 CASES OF PICKLES PIECE OF SHIT DOT HEAD CRAP ON A STICK LAKE TITICACA SCUMBAG [expletive deleted] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH SEMEN CLUSTERFUCK ASSBANDIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS SPUNK FUCK YOU COCKSUCKER BOON BOOBS TITS DICKHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MASTURBATION FLYING RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER CUNT CRAPPER BULLCRAP SOD OFF EPIDIDYMIS INBRED OLD CHRIST OF A CARPET MUNCHER PISS OFF TITS & DICKS WOP PIECE OF SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSRAPING MOTHERFUCKER GOOK COON PENISFUCK JIZZ LOGJAMMER FLAMEVIPER GANGBANG DILDO DOG FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DUMBASS TITWANK FUCKWIT BORDER HOPPER SHITTY SWIMMING POOL DOG SHIT BIG FOOT PISS ASS BASEBALL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DONKEY PUNCHER SUGARTITS JOHN ELWAY HADJI HO FUCK CUNTRAG DAMN ASS GANGBANG SHAKOPEE SON OF A BITCH JERRY FELLATIO DOT HEAD BUGGER OFF VAGINA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA KRAUT PRICK JERRY INBRED CRACKER RAT'S COCK REDSKIN CUNT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCKER SHITE POMMIE FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMN CUNTYMINTS DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YOU SUITCASE PENIS PUSSY ASSFACE SLOPE DOUCHING JACK ABRAMOFF ASSHAT POMMIE SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT BOB SAGET D'OH THIS IS SPARTA! WANK ARSE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOT HEAD TITMOUSE FUCKING A FUCKING SHITBALLS BUGGER HELL GANGBANG SPANK THE MONKEY ASS COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BELGIUM D'OH DUMBASS FUCK FUCK BOLLOCKS WANK HOT GRITS DAMN BULLSHIT SHITHEAD BLUE PENIS! GYPSY CLEMEN SHITE CRACKER FUCK CHINK ASSHAT O CANADA BITCH SHITCOCK FUCKFACE FUCKTARD FRAK COCKSUCKER CLUSTERFUCK FAGGOT SHIT DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA SHITE ASSBANDIT JACKASS MARCH OF FLAMES SHITCOCK KRAUT CUNTYMINTS HELL CUNTBUCKET AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS SHIT MONKEY SHIT BASTARD PRICK SHITFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMNED TABERNACLE GOBSHITE BUGFUCK BITCH NEGRO NIGNOG CLIT BOOBS GOBSHITE HELL BALL SACK ANUSCAKE AMERICA ONLINE SHITSLINGING ROSIE O'DONNELL HOSER GOD DAMMIT KAFFIR NECROPHILIA CUNTING ASSCRACK GREASER SHITTY OSTRICH MY ASS BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE RAT'S COCK CUNT LAPPER PISS OFF DAMMIT SHITE DAMN IT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN IT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI COCKGOBLIN SON OF A BITCH TITTYWANK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive YID and with the KAFFIR and his PIECE OF SHIT of girraffes in which PISS while reading about CAMEL JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BASTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TRANNY