Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BLUMPKIN'TESTICLE CHOKE'HELL'PEARL NECKLACE'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'FELCHING'CRAPMUNCHER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder JACK ABRAMOFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ALEX TREBEK, sudden HEIL HITLER! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JIZZ or LET'S SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GENITALIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INBRED include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken GOOK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WIGGER WIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSFACE utterFUCKance of socially JUSTIN BIEBER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JIZZ television programs to address SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Tourette's syndrome.

VANITY PAGES ROCK Tourette's is PORCUPINE'S BALLS not to be ANAL confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKWIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAPE random BEAVER disorientation, culturally-EARS OF CHRIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FROG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUGGER OFF language, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCK COON of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGGER souvenir shoppes and massive CONDOMS quantities SHITE of ANAL DIABETES LIMEY garbage.

Darnit.

A FROG Polite Note to the FLYING RAT'S ASS Author:

The SEMEN Tourette's REDSKIN Research Institute was POLAK founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKING A Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article CONDOMS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOD DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MONKEY SHIT Tourrette's sufferers TUBA swear. You can CHOAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PORCUPINE'S BALLS TV, for always focusing on the DICKWAD bad side of a terrible DISSIDENTS thing.
• The main BEAVER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POLAK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee WOODPECKERSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLEVELAND STEAMER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SONNY BILL WILLIAMS school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BELLEND sufferers to become BALL SACK manically depressed and COMMUNIST DILDO commit BALL SACK suicide.
• There is no FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK cure, and the BUTT PIRATE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse HELLFIRE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TOSSER perodol" which caused my entire PISS ARTIST body to go FUCKING numb and YOU WANKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DAGO it is without the PRICK drug.

I am an active member of a DONKEY PUNCHER tourette syndrome CAMEL FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUCHEBAG the FUCKING public view of Tourettes as a "I AM CORNHOLIO! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DIPSHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SAND NIGGER sorry for EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA "hi-jacking" your FLYING FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNT this that really VAGINA annoys me. I am working towards a JIZZ better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLOWERS, and making fun of a LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS horrible disorder is (not) CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WANK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FIREWALLS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew PISS OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The PUSSY bastard who wrote this article. You can WANKER punch him if you NEGRO want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with KU KLUX KLAN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITCOCK saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ALEX TREBEK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BEANER and MAMA MIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BLUMPKIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHAV BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSBANDIT HORSE! ALEX TREBEK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ALEX TREBEK'S HOUSE

How LIMEY to CUNT cure FUCKER the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's BOOBS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for DOUCHE Tourette's YUKY DOODY Syndrome MY ANUS IS BLEEDING is RAPE following SCROTUM these TACO rules SHITE in GANGBANG order:

• 1: Avoid INBRED immature FUCK YOU little IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

kids,

• 2: Count to FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK within DONKEY PUNCHER 10 ARSEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TOSSER JACKASS ASS nor JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK talk,
• 4: Tell PAKI yourself you FUCK don't LET'S SHIT have POLACK this GOD DAMMIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JAP WITH NASTY BEAVER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FALSE BENSON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ALEX TREBEK last straw JERK OFF!

I fucking put CLEMEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIENER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHRISTHUMPER the TOP OF FRENCH TICKLER THIS FUCKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! offensive. DICKHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DAMN people who try DONKEY PUNCHER to battle BASTARD'GYPSY that tight-ass BULLSHIT 17-year-NICARAGUA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAPE it now, but someone said NIGGER' GRIS YID'INJUN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CAMEL FUCKER is a laughing FUCKSTAIN matter. Plus there DOUCHE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHAT Uncyclopedia, there are YOGHURT CANNON articles SEMEN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACK ABRAMOFF stuff. So NIGGER that means TENTACLE RAPE stop getting mad at the DONKEY PUNCHER first part too and FUCK OFF talking about the CHUFF letter that it's PRICK mocking (what SHITFACE letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian GO COUNT YOUR DICK hi self DELICIOUS CAKE even made a really THONG TASTER good point. "It's I WILL KILL YOU! nothing more SHITTY from a head nod to a LET'S SHIT knee tick". NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES. Which I'll add SHITHEAD onto PICKANINNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITFACE suffer that STEVE BALLMER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COLGATE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT be, because if I were a CRAPMUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT hilarious. If you YOU WANKER Want facts, go on PRICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LENS CRAFTERS be offended, don't read AUTOFELLATIO the freaking SEX article anyway.

INBRED PIG KIKE ASSWIPE SHITCUNTING AY-AY-AY BRITNEY DAMN IT DAMN DAMN

DAMMIT JACK OFF PENIS PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHUFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS OFF DAMN DAMN DAMN IT SHITSLINGING YOU WANKER BALLS FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD CUM PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! JOHNNY DAMN IT ASSHOLE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT LAKE TITICACA HO GIVING HEAD PEEPEE YOUR MOM PENISBIRD JACKASS FUCKWIT COON BLOWJOB WOODPECKERSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK TOWELHEAD ASS GYPSY MONKEY BALLS MILF JIZZ RANDY TRAVIS [Insert yet another person's name here] CLEVELAND STEAMER HORSE SHIT RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN REDNECK INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING DOG SHIT EPIDIDYMIS DAMNATION TOSSER BITCH DOM DeLUISE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNTSWILLING CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITBALLS FUCKING WOMEN'S RIGHTS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT FUCK NUGGET PIECE OF SHIT FUCK NUGGET PENIS CLIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BENCH PRESS NIGGER SHIT ASS GENITALIA ASSHOLE DOUCHE FUCKHEAD BONER FELLATIO FUCK YOU SLOPE TAMPONS PEARL NECKLACE BRITNEY BALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS FASCIST ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD ASSHAT PISS ARTIST CRAP ON A STICK BUNG-HOLE CUNT SHIT FELCHMONKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I'LL RAPE YOU 30 CASES OF PICKLES POWERSHIT ARSE BONER SHITFACE FRIG SEX BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPPY FAGGOT GENITALIA FUCKTARD DAMMIT MASTURBATION BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGGER ASSWIPE WIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE PORCUPINE'S BALLS WHORE NIGGER SHIT SHIT ANAL PENISBIRD ORGASM MALARKY FUCK OFF JUNGLE BUNNY TITS & DICKS SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS POMMIE DOUCHETITS TWAT JOHNNY DAMN IT ASS SHITFUCKER INCEST KNOBJOCKEY PISS NECROPHILIA ASSWIPE SHITFACE FUCKHEAD WILLY WONKA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKING A PISS OFF MY ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ AUTOFELLATIO FRAK FUCKER CONDOMS COON ANUSCAKE D'OH SPUNK BUTT PIRATE NEGRO CLIT SON OF A BITCH RICK MORANIS GRAPE PENIS FASHION BUG FUCK OFF FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER ASSCRACK DOUCHE FUCKING A FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CRAPFUCKER FLYING FUCK ABO FUCK ASSHAT FLYING FUCK TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK BUGGER KRAUT JAP HELL ASS CHUFF SHITFUCKER SHITFACE POMMIE CHUFF HELL DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CRAPPY SHITSKIN ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TIT SPRINKLES WIENER WANK PENIS ON A BUN PRICK SHITHEAD SOD BULLSHIT TITTIES ASSRAPING SHIT LIKE A HORSE GRINGO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! TURD BUTTFUCKER CHUFF ANUSCAKE CHING CHONG CHINK SHITCUNTING JACKASS DOG FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER MALARKY CAMEL FUCKER BITCH ASS BASTARD BITCH CHUFF SHITHEAD SHITFACE INCEST DOUCHING DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF FRED PHELPS PUSSY CHINK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BALL SACK CROTCH FUCKFACE CUNTYMINTS I'LL RAPE YOU FROG DICK CHICKEN PISS ARTIST PIG FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA YOUR MOM CHRISTHUMPER NIGNOG PRICK WANK FELLATIO GRAPE PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BELLEND NIGNOG ASS CUNNILINGUS FUCK HADJI LIMEY FIST FUCK MONKEY BALLS ASS SHIT ASS DICKLICK DIPSHIT PISS UP MY ARSE BEANER SOD DICK TITS GOD DAMN PENISBIRD HELL WHITE POWER WOP CHENEY BELLEND WINDOWS VISTA BITCH ASS DICKFACE SHIT DISSIDENTS FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN BLUMPKIN DICK GRINGO HELL CHRISTHUMPER DOUCHEBAG TAMPONS CHOAD CUM ASSHAT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] BRITNEY FUCKER DICK DONKEY DICK SHITBALLS MONKEY SHIT PISS PISS ARTIST BUGGER OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHOLE POMMIE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HAIL SATAN! ASSFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FELCHING POWERSHIT DAMN DOUCHE NAZI SCUMBAG BITCH CHIGGER PISS ARTIST GANGBANG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITE TOSSER INBRED ASS GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS DAMN IT JAP ROMANIA NIGGER TITS RAGHEAD ASSRAPING PISSHOLE SHITTY FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT PENISBIRD SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! P'KANG FUCK DICKLICK SUGARTITS FUCK TWAT CRAPFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER JOHN SMILEY FACE RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DAMN NECROPHILIA SHUT UP, MEG! HOSER JACK OFF FUCK INBRED TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN ASS FUCK ARSEBADGERS FUCK OFF MAMA MIA COMMUNIST DILDO SMEG FASHION BUG SHIT SCUMBUCKET MARGARET THATCHER DOM DeLUISE DUMBASS DIPSHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKHEAD SPIC FUCKFACE INJUN DONKEY DICK RUSKIE ASSBANDIT SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY FUCKSTAIN BUGFUCK CHRIS CHAN DELICIOUS CAKE ASSFACE DICK CHICKEN ARSE DAMNATION GANGBANG FUCKING SCROTUM HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD FAG BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DAMN SEX BUTTFUCKER NIGGER SOD OFF SHITE PISSHOLE POOPY SHITHEAD SUCK MY COCK BEAVER CUNNILINGUS DAGO TWO-INCH PENIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FLAMING ASS BADGER COMMUNIST DILDO HELL DICKFACE FUCKING TOSSER PUNANI FUCK DICKFACE NECROPHILIA TAMPONS ASS LICKER BORDER HOPPER BULLSHIT FUCK OFF AY-AY-AY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTY DUMBASS SUITCASE PENIS SLOPE BUKKAKE TITS & DICKS FAG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GOD DAMN SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? JERK OFF HELL SHITE BOOBIES DAMMIT SCUMBAG FUCK CLEMEN BALLS SCUMBUCKET YOUR MOM BUGGER OFF FELLATIO JUSTIN BIEBER SMILES JOHN SMILEY FACE RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET MALARKY SCUMBUCKET POWERSHIT FUCKHEAD PEDOPHILIA TITS GANGBANG I WILL END YOU! SHITE PISSHOLE JERRY CUNT CRAPPER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ALF HELL BELGIUM HONKY HELL URINE-GARGLING EPIDIDYMIS GOATSE NEOPETS EAT MY SHIT! BUGFUCK PENIS FUCK YOU SHITCOCK PENIS HELL DOUCHE PENIS ON A BUN CRAP BEAVER BITCH FUCKER DAMN JERK OFF TWO-INCH PENIS AOL IPs JOHN SMILEY FACE JIZZ CONAN O'BRIAN FUCK I WILL END YOU! JUNGLE BUNNY SEMEN YID CRAP COON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BASTARD JIZZ CUNT CUM TITTIES MARCH OF FLAMES JUSTIN BIEBER DUMBASS WANK LAKE TITICACA FUCKTARD BATHING SUIT AREA SHITHEAD RUSKIE ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER INJUN MOLDY TITS GYPSY CANNED QUOTE FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS ASS TITS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JIGGABOO COCKSUCKER DICK TITS CUNT DILDO PISS ARTIST BITCH BIGNOSE FUCKER BENCH PRESS SHITHEAD DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FUCKSTAIN SHITTY TONY LA RUSSA SPANK THE MONKEY CC PLZ PENIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUTT-HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSFACE ASS BITCH DAMMIT CHIGGER BONER RECTUM RAIDER FUCKING SHITE JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK CHIGGER CUNT PUSSYLICKER DICKFACE HO YOU WANKER NIPPLES RAT'S COCK FLYING FUCK JACKASS BASTARD BOOBIES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITTYWANK SHIT KU KLUX KLAN MOCCASINS BASTARD MACACA LOGJAMMER FELLATIO SHITFACE ASSHOLE FUCKBAG SHITE P'KANG PENISBIRD FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT ASSHOLE PICKANINNY FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT YOUR MOM CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE PROLES SON OF A BITCH WANK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS PISS ASSFACE FELCHMONKEY WIGGER JAP FRIG DAMN KAFFIR TITS WIENER BRUSH MA TEETH SPICY CUNT FUCK PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! RAT'S COCK FAG TITWANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT TOWELHEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME RANDY TRAVIS HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TACO DONKEY DICK PEARL NECKLACE BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHAT COON FUCKING JUMP! PUSSYLICKER SHITHEAD COON ASS MARGARET THATCHER CUNTYMINTS TURD BELGIUM SHIT JOHNNY ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT SIGMUND FREUD FELCHING FLYING FUCK VAGINA HOMO GANGBANG BALLS POLACK CRAP ON A STICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BATHING SUIT AREA DOG FUCKER FU SPANG BATHING SUIT AREA COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NECROPHILIA DAMNATION TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKWIT [EXPLETIVE] BAD MOTHERFUCKER JAP PIG JUNGLE BUNNY TITS & DICKS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! GOD DAMMIT DAMN FUCKHEAD DAMN SCROTUM BITCH HORSE SHIT NIPPLES SUCK A BIG DICK BELGIUM PISS CLIT SLOPE PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE HADJI COON CAMEL JOCKEY BUNG-HOLE FUCK YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANAL TITS NIPPLES DOG SHIT SMEG BOLLOCKS YOGHURT CANNON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HO SHITBALLS TAFFY BLISTERING BARNACLES FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS DOUCHE SHITE FUCK OFF KIDDY FIDDLER KIKE ARSEBADGERS COCKSHITTER BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS ASSWIPE HELLFUCKER DOG SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES BITCH GOD DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKHEAD BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF POLACK PENIS JACKASS ABO DAMN TURD PIGFUCKER BULLCRAP HOT GRITS ASSFACE BALLS NICARAGUA HOMO FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITS PISS ARTIST WANKER BUTT PIRATE SHUT UP, MEG! TWO-INCH PENIS HIGH WAGES POLESMOKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FENCE JUMPER ASSFACE POMMIE PICKANINNY DOUCHING SCROTUM BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! VAGINA DOODIE HEAD WIENER COON FUCK POLACK POTTYMOUTH BITCH OH SHI– FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCKER SEMPRINI COLGATE JOHN ELWAY ROSIE O'DONNELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH POLESMOKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICK TITS [Insert yet another person's name here] PORCH MONKEY CUM NEGRO FUCK CUM SHITTY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSRAPING WOMEN'S RIGHTS WOP SHITFUCKER DICK HADJI GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUMBASS CROTCH FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER BELLEND PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE FUCK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD SEX WANK DOUCHE VENEREAL DISEASE ASS WIENER PAKI COCK JERK OFF AUTOFELLATIO WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLEMEN DARTH VADER SEX BEAVER ASSHOLE FUCK CLEMEN SPICY CUNT FUCK BEANER WETBACK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DOODIE HEAD CUNTYMINTS FUCKING A ASS PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER GREASER GO HOME AND DIE CUM BLISTERING BARNACLES SEMEN GOBSHITE BOLLOCKS CHENEY RECTUM RAIDER DAMN DUMBASS POLACK DAMN LICK PUSSY NIPPLES RECTUM RAIDER BOOBS QUEEF WIGGER RAT'S COCK JACKASS HONKY DAMN DICKLICK ARSEBADGERS EAT MY SHIT! ORGASM HELLFUCKER SHIT DAMN CLUSTERFUCK BUGFUCK SHIT TWAT PRICK JACKASS ASSWIPE FLUFFY CLOUD ABO FRENCH TICKLER SHITTY CRAP ON A STICK HELLFUCKER CHUFF JAP BUTTFUCKER GREASER POTTYMOUTH TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS LICKER ASSHOLE ASSRAPING YOU WANKER SEX SPANK THE MONKEY MONKEY SHIT CLIT SHITSKIN SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION TACO suck my mothers CLIT DICKWAD RAT'S COCK FUCK MARGARET THATCHER BITCH BUGGER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKHEAD DAMN DOUCHE NEOPETS DOUCHEBAG DICK JUNGLE BUNNY [Insert swear here] FUCKSTAIN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE NIGGER JERK OFF COON SHIT DILDO JACKASS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER TRANNY REDNECK TITMOUSE BALL SACK PRICK JESSE McCARTNEY FROG SUCK MY COCK CRAPFUCKER LAKE TITICACA DOUCHE NAZI I WILL END YOU! JACKASS MASTURBATION FUCK YOU DAMN TOWELHEAD DUMBASS SAGGY TITS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BOLLOCKS FUCK NUGGET DAMN GO HOME AND DIE CROTCH SCUMBUCKET ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKBAG DICKLICK SEX FUCKTARD SCUMBAG BITCH DICKLICK COCKSUCKER SHITSKIN POLACK JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT PICKANINNY FUCKING A BORDER HOPPER JIZZ PISS ARTIST HELL JIZZ TITWANK FUCK OFF NAZI PIG YOU WANKER DAMN NIGGER CONDOMS DYKE CHIGGER SHITHEAD BASTARD SHIT ASSHAT TAMPONS ASSFACE SHITE WANK TOWELHEAD FUCK BOOBIES LAKE TITICACA PIG BUTTFUCKER BLUMPKIN I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE DICK DICK 666 GOD DAMN INJUN SHITE FUCKING ORGASM CANNED QUOTE PENIS ON A BUN 666 YOU WANKER BIGNOSE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFACE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL CLIT YOU WANKER ASSHAT SHIT DICKFACE BITCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BORDER HOPPER DOG SHIT VAGINA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE ASSRAMMER SON OF A BITCH PIGS MIGHT FLY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK OFF DAMN GREASER SEMEN ORGASM TURD NEGRO WANK DAMN IT DOUCHING FUCK FUCKING A HELL POWERSHIT SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT PIG BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGNOG GRAPE PENIS SHITTY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BAT FUCK INSANE VENEREAL DISEASE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NICARAGUA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FAG MONKEY SHIT ASS FASCIST JACKASS DOG SHIT POKÉMON PENIS FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMN TITWANK GENITALIA BUKKAKE DAMN PISS ARTIST DOUCHETITS CUNTSWILLING RUSTY TROMBONE MASTURBATION SCUMBAG CUNTYMINTS GARBAGE DAY! SHITFACE BIRD SHIT TURD BUGFUCK GOBSHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NORTH KOREA SHUT UP, MEG! SMEG ASS BUKKAKE YOU WANKER TAMPONS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LAKE TITICACA and with the ART METAL PRODUCTS and his CLUSTERFUCK of girraffes in which YOU while reading about ASSFACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TITTIES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK