Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's POMMIE'CUNT'PRICK'[Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here]'TOTAL'ASSFACE'RAPE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOCKIE neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ARSE, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKHEAD or POOPY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIPSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SEMEN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLUSTERFUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DILDO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SCROTUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TWISTY VAGINA REBECCA BLACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TOWELHEAD utterFUCKance of socially WHORE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITHEAD television programs to address CRACKER Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN IT Tourette's is BASTARD not to be POLAK confused with GOBSHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HELL random SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM disorientation, culturally-SUCK A BIG DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAT'S COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CAMEL FUCKER language, LICK PUSSY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive SHIT quantities CLEVELAND STEAMER of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Polite Note to the TURD Author:

The CHOAD Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was SHUT UP, MEG! founded to POOPOO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TOSSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WANK article MALL SANTA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ALF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DONKEY DICK Tourrette's sufferers I'LL RAPE YOU swear. You can POLACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ART METAL PRODUCTS TV, for always focusing on the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
• The main FAGGOT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HELLFIRE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JUNGLE BUNNY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MY ANUS IS BLEEDING knee PUSSYLICKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKER school for GENITALIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CLUSTERFUCK sufferers to become PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT manically depressed and MOZILLA FIREFOX commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
• There is no ORGASM cure, and the TITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLUSTERFUCK tics often have adverse DOUCHEBAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHITFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire PIXIES body to go CC PLZ numb and GYPSY basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITWANK it is without the CLEVELAND STEAMER drug.

I am an active member of a NEGRO tourette syndrome DOG FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RAT'S ASS the CLEVELAND STEAMER public view of Tourettes as a "LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FELCHING sorry for BOOBIES "hi-jacking" your DOUCHEBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LET'S SHIT this that really DIRTY SANCHEZ annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DUMBASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DAMN, and making fun of a SPANK THE MONKEY horrible disorder is (not) FAGGOT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCRATCH! GROUNDER! time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKBAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not GOVERNMENT FILTERS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA IS CAPITALIST byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew BELLEND Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can SON OF A BITCH punch him if you WANK want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with MUGABE'S MOMMA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TAFFY saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ARSE and COCKSMOKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PEDOPHILIA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 PISS ARTIST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JOHN SMILEY FACE HORSE! ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ARSE'S HOUSE

How NIGGER to ANUSCAKE cure 30 CASES OF PICKLES the ORGASM Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WETBACK for MICK Tourette's CUNT Syndrome YOU WANKER is SCUMBAG following DAMN these NORTH KOREA rules ASS in YOU WANKER order:

• 1: Avoid GOD BLESS AMERICA immature BULLSHIT little BLOWJOB kids,
• 2: Count to JACK OFF within CHRISTHUMPER 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK nor INBRED talk,
• 4: Tell DICKHEAD yourself you TITS don't SHIT have EPIDIDYMIS this FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKHEAD WITH NASTY BULLSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ARSE last straw GANGBANG!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPUNK the TOP OF PENIS THIS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NIGNOG offensive. CUNTBUCKET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CRAPMUNCHER people who try BITCH to battle ASSHOLE'GOD DAMN that tight-ass SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 17-year-DICKLICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BALLS it now, but someone said SNUFF PORN' MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT'MASTURBATION on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DUMBASS Uncyclopedia, there are ASS articles THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHRISTHUMPER stuff. So BLOWJOB that means ASSCRACK stop getting mad at the SEX first part too and BAT FUCK INSANE talking about the FEATURED letter that it's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! mocking (what HELL letter? I don't even know what BAD MOTHERFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian CLIT hi self WIENER even made a really SHIT good point. "It's FUCKING nothing more BOLLOCKS from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". DOT HEAD. Which I'll add REDSKIN onto DUMBASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JACKASS suffer that O CANADA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes EPIDIDYMIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKHEAD be, because if I were a FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CHOAD KISSER hilarious. If you POOPY Want facts, go on FRENCH TICKLER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read DAMN IT the freaking TIMBER NIGGER article anyway.

IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MARCH OF FLAMES DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER FUCKING SHITHEAD CROTCH FALSE BENSON

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WOODPECKERSHIT HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES YID DEVELOPERS! YOUR MOM SOD NAZI SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT LIMEY PIG BLUE PENIS! ANUSCAKE HELL PENIS HELL RAPE ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! CLUSTERFUCK TURD RAPE FUCK CUNT WIENER SON OF A BITCH FUCKER FUCKHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING A FUCK OFF YOU WANKER TITS PIGFUCKER ASS FASCIST NIGNOG Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BALLS ALEX TREBEK SHUT UP, MEG! SACRAMENTO KIDDY FIDDLER JACK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KAFFIR BOOBS TOWELHEAD DONKEY DICK CRAPMUNCHER DOG SHIT PISS SPICY CUNT FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUKKAKE DICKHEAD ASS DOUCHEBAG NORTH KOREA SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING A FROG'S FAT ASS PORCH MONKEY CUNTRAG COLGATE BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN JACKASS COON SHITTY TITMOUSE WANKER DAGO FUCKING JUMP! POLESMOKER FUCKER PIG FUCK PISS OFF CRAP SHITBALLS NAZI WALRUS SHIT TITS & DICKS DAMN SHITHEAD PIG FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE POLESMOKER SPIC ANAL DIABETES DOUCHING GRAPE PENIS SPICY CUNT FUCK NAZI NIGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! I WILL KILL YOU! NAZI PUSSY SHAKOPEE SHIT FUCKTARD CUNTING ASSCRACK NIPPLES SHITFACE FAG COCKSHITTER SHITSLINGING JIGGABOO HELL GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN MILF SON OF A BITCH SHIT O KURWA! DUNE COON CROTCH ASSHOLE FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD DAGO BANGKOK BALLS DOUCHE FROG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CAMEL FUCKER POOPOO SHITTY BASTARD FUCKTARD DONALD RUMSFELD INCEST TITS & DICKS FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA CUNT DUMBASS DAMMIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CRACKER BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER COCKSUCKER SHIT MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT ANAL DIABETES TOSSER BITCH AMERICA ONLINE SHITTY HO SEMEN ASS BOB SAGET LET'S SHIT FIRECROTCH FIST FUCK WANK BULLSHIT HORSE SHIT DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PENIS LIMEY POISON IN BABY FORMULA FRIG WIENER CUNTRAG FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT ROSIE O'DONNELL PUSSY POTTYMOUTH [EXPLETIVE] BASTARD FUCKING A BONG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KIKE FRITZ RECTUM RAIDER HELL STRAWBERRY ASS SON OF A BITCH TIT SPRINKLES LONGCAT IS LONG DOG SHIT NAZI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE VAGINA FEWMETS SHITFUCKER CRAPFUCKER CHENEY FUCKSTAIN BITCH BASTARD BOOBS TITTIES TITTYWANK POMMIE SHIT ASSFACE SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER FUCKBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS OFF SHITFUCKER CC PLZ DAMN NEOPETS BUGGER ASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN SHAKOPEE BEANER DILDO DOG FUCKER FUCK KRAUT RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALL SACK ASSWIPE BUGGER COON BALLS JACKASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT BUGFUCK TITTIES LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SAND NIGGER GENITALIA MARCH OF FLAMES FLAMING ASS BADGER COCKSUCKER SCUMBAG SOD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JACKASS SHIT BOOBIES HIGH WAGES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BONER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CROTCH DAMN ARSE DICK DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! HONKY PORCH MONKEY CUNTRAG ASSFACE MONKEY SHIT PIKACHU CHING CHONG CHINK ASSFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE PIG BITCH FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKFACE SHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE EPIDIDYMIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BOOBS EAT MY SHIT! OH SHI– AMERICA'S GREAT! TITMOUSE SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK A DUCK SHITTY FUCKTARD TURD TOWELHEAD PISS SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FELCHING CUNT DOUCHING FUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE HELL FUCK YOU MARY WHITEHOUSE WANKER CHAV DOUCHE BLOWJOB JIZZ SHITPISSER DOUCHE NAZI GRAPE PENIS NIGGER BALL SACK BLUMPKIN SHITBALLS COCKSTUFFER FUCK YOU SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOG SHIT COCKSHITTER MOTHERFUCKER TWAT BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE COCK SCUMBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSYLICKER DESU TACO BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER CUNT BASTARD BALL SACK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SHITFACE GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK FAGGOT PISSHOLE NIGGER RAPE DAMMIT HONKY ORGASM BUGFUCK PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S ASS JOHNNY CHICKEN SHIT INBRED ABO SLOPE TITS ASSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! CUNT SHITTY COCKSUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX NEGRO TOWELHEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKING GRINGO LAKE TITICACA GREASER EMO DAMN FUCKFACE GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHIGGER DAMMIT ASSHAT VAGINA BULLSHIT ORGASM INBRED GREASER SON OF A BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TESTICLE CHOKE CHICKEN SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE SPIC PISS ARTIST SHIT DIPSHIT DAMN CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHING BULLCRAP DICK TITS SHITPISSER BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BEAVER DIPSHIT FUCK OFF ASSHOLE SHITFACE FRIG YOUR MOM TAMPON IN MY ASS NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS LAKE TITICACA FUCK SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSWIPE DICKFACE JIZZ DONKEY PUNCHER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TAFFY FUCKTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT LAPPER DIPSHIT CUNTRAG NAZI PENIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FEMADOM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY ASS VAGINA FUCK OFF BONG TAFFY SHITFACE DARTH VADER DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER ASS FAG ASSFACE CRAP WANKSPLAT RUSTY TROMBONE NORTH KOREA FELCHING FUCK PISS FUCK YOU FIST FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH GARBAGE DAY! ORGASM SEX CAMEL FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE BUDDHIST MONK MOCCASINS DILDO BEANER ASSCRACK BITCH SCUMBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEMEN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI LET'S SHIT STEVE BALLMER DOUCHING CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO COCK SHITFACE ANUSCAKE SHITE WIENER YOU WANKER HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK NUGGET PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT MASTURBATION SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NAZI SHIT WANK BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT WANK NIPPLES BLISTERING BARNACLES CHOAD GOD DAMMIT CUNTING ASSCRACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI 4CHAN NECROPHILIA CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING DIPSHIT HELLFIRE FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL FUCKSTAIN COMMUNIST DILDO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM DUMBASS GENITALIA ASSHAT CONDOMS BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FOUR-EYES RAPE SHITE SHITFACE ASSHAT TITWANK CUNTBUCKET NIGGER TITS CRAPPY SON OF A BITCH MACACA HO SEX SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN FUDGEPACKER BITCH FUCK NUGGET COON FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BUTT-HEAD SHITTY FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER JACK OFF JACK OFF TITS KIKE FUCKFACE COON TIMBER NIGGER DICKHEAD ASSCRACK FRIG SUCK MY DICK CUNNILINGUS PRICK CROTCH SHITHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHIT CUNTSWILLING FUCKER TITWANK CLEVELAND STEAMER WIKIPEDIA SUITCASE PENIS ASS HENTAI FRED PHELPS INBRED DICKLICK SHIT POMMIE CHENEY CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JENKEM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA BIGNOSE SON OF A BITCH FUCK OFF DICK CHICKEN MICK BITCH FAGGOT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY NIPPLES COCKSUCKER CUNT LAPPER ASSHOLE GARBAGE DAY! RAGHEAD SHITPISSER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ARSE KAFFIR DOG FUCKER SUGARTITS FRITZ SHIT SHITE POLAK MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER DAMN WINDOWS VISTA SCROTUM FU SPANG BITCH CUNT LAPPER WANK PISS ART METAL PRODUCTS SHAKOPEE DONKEY PUNCHER CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING HELLFUCKER SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT MOCKIE MONKEY SHIT WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? BAT FUCK INSANE WANK LIMEY FLYING FUCK BEAVER WANKER DIPSHIT FRIG DOUCHE NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKTARD DICKFACE BONER SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD PISSHOLE BULLSHIT CRAPPY SHITHEAD ASSHAT MASTURBATION BOOBS ANAL DIABETES TITMOUSE TITS & DICKS JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOU SUCK BALLS TURD CARPET MUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFUCKER FELCHING ASS NIGGER suck my mothers FUCK OFF TOSSER DAMN PEEPEE OH SHI– PEDOPHILIA BONER HUMAN RIGHTS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASS LICKER WANKER COCKSUCKER NAZI CUM BASTARD TITTIES MICK [EXPLETIVE] CUNT CHICKEN FRIES SHITHEAD HELL FUCKWIT SHITTY DOUCHE MASTURBATION JERRY SON OF A BITCH BORDER HOPPER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PAKI PORCH MONKEY CUM DOG FUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RANDY TRAVIS DOT HEAD suck my mothers PISS ARTIST EARS OF CHRIST JERRY SHITFACE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICK TITS SPICY CUNT FUCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANKSPLAT BLUMPKIN CUNT LAPPER PAKI BUGGER OFF SHITFACE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! SHITHEAD SHITSKIN BOOBIES JIZZ FUCK OFF NINTENDOGS DYKE ANAL DIABETES SEX SHIT HELL MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FUCKER TITWANK GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER ASS FASCIST BITCH MOTHERFUCKER EAT MY SHIT! RAT'S COCK NIPPLES COCKSTUFFER INBRED PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCK BENSON SUCKS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK INCEST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BRUSH MA TEETH POWERSHIT SUCK MY COCK SLOPE FUCK CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN D'OH ASSCRACK CLIT DAMN ASSHOLE SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT BASTARD TOSSER HAPPINESS SCUMBUCKET MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS MASTURBATION DICKHEAD BULLSHIT TURD DOUCHETITS WALRUS SHIT RAGHEAD ASS FUCKWIT PENIS MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ANUSCAKE DOT HEAD SHITSLINGING JOHNNY BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S COCK DONKEY PUNCHER POOPY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELLFUCKER FUCKFACE CONDOMS I RAPE WALRUSES! CHUFF INCEST RUSTY TROMBONE BOON LIMEY JACK OFF WANKSPLAT CUNT CHENEY POMMIE ROSIE O'DONNELL CRAPMUNCHER JACKASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISSHOLE PRICK CHOAD HELL CHRISTHUMPER WIENER CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN BELGIUM MAMA MIA WANKSPLAT LONGCAT IS LONG NIGGER TWAT DOG SHIT ASS DAMN SPUNK SNUFF PORN CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SHITTY CONDOMS ASSCRACK BASTARD SEMEN YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER PRICK SHITCOCK DICKFACE SCUMBUCKET DOUCHEBAG BUTT-HEAD DYKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN TWAT JIZZ FUCKING BULLSHIT TITS MOTHERFUCKER WALRUS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO EAT MY SHIT! JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the PORCH MONKEY and his ASS of girraffes in which SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? while reading about FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOD DAMN