Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NI'TOSSER'FUCKTARD'QUEEF'BENCH PRESS'BIRD SHIT'DILDO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DONKEY DICK neurochemical FUCK disorder DIPSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BULLSHIT, sudden ASSHAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD or BALL SACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly LIMEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TWISTY VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TAFFY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITHEAD ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HUMAN RIGHTS utterFUCKance of socially SEMEN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS television programs to address SHITFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

SHITE Tourette's is BALLS not to be FUCKHEAD confused with ALEX TREBEK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! random MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-O CANADA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANKSPLAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEVELAND STEAMER language, 30 CASES OF PICKLES and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKWIT ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONER souvenir shoppes and massive DONKEY DICK quantities ANAL of ANAL DIABETES TAMPONS garbage.

Darnit.

A MALARKY Polite Note to the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Author:

The CHUFF Tourette's FUCKWIT Research Institute was SHIT founded to HORSE PENIS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JUSTIN BIEBER article TITS & DICKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BEANER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FEMADOM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GRINGO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers PIECE OF SHIT swear. You can PISS ARTIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU WANKER TV, for always focusing on the SHIT LIKE A HORSE bad side of a terrible BUTTFUCKER thing.
• The main TAMPONS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are KRAUT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIPSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee CUNNILINGUS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUGFUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNT school for BRUSH MA TEETH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKING sufferers to become MASTURBATION manically depressed and SCUMBAG commit SHITBALLS suicide.
• There is no PIECE OF SHIT cure, and the NIGNOG drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK YOU tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA perodol" which caused my entire FUCKTARD body to go FUCKTARD numb and TAFFY basically made it NIGGA! worse than IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! it is without the FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a SHIT tourette syndrome TWISTY VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the WANKSPLAT public view of Tourettes as a "WOP swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK A DUCK sorry for PICKANINNY "hi-jacking" your PUSSYLICKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like INBRED this that really FELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a MACACA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMN, and making fun of a BULLSHIT horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MALARKY time.

Best BENCH PRESS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BAD MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONGOLIANS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing MONASTERIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not DEMOCRACY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “RIGHT WING” Wen

P.S. BLUMPKIN Regards to Andrew DOUCHETITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The FUCKING FUCKFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can SPICY CUNT FUCK punch him if you SIGMUND FREUD want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YID saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BULLSHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and BOLLOCKS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUTT PIRATE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PISS BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE! BULLSHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BULLSHIT'S HOUSE

How PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT to CUM cure RAGHEAD the PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette's FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITBALLS for GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Tourette's JAP Syndrome TIT DIRT is FUCKBAG following FIRECROTCH these PEARL NECKLACE rules FAG in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature CLIT little HAIL SATAN! kids,
• 2: Count to BATHING SUIT AREA within BOOBIES 10 PUSSYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BONER PENISFUCK CRAP nor AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI talk,
• 4: Tell DAMNATION yourself you HELL don't WIKIPEDIA have SHITCUNTING this CAPTAIN CRUNCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOG SHIT WITH NASTY CHICKEN SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ARSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BULLSHIT last straw FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK!

I fucking put BITCH' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF CHAV THIS I'LL RAPE YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be INCEST offensive. LAKE TITICACA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKTARD people who try WALRUS SHIT to battle ASSWIPE'NECROPHILIA that tight-ass PIECE OF SHIT 17-year-DAGO—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FIST FUCK it now, but someone said ANAL' 666 ASSHOLE'YOU WANKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHOLE is a laughing IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! matter. Plus there TIT SPRINKLES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POO POO BLOWJOB Uncyclopedia, there are DAMN IT articles LIMEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COMMUNIST DILDO stuff. So BRUSH MA TEETH that means PISS stop getting mad at the HEAVEN first part too and CAMEL FUCKER talking about the ANUSCAKE letter that it's D'OH mocking (what BAD MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what POO POO BLOWJOB the heck you're talking about). Adrian PRICK hi self WANK even made a really FEMADOM good point. "It's SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? nothing more POOPOO from a head nod to a COON knee tick". DUMBASS. Which I'll add RAT'S ASS onto BULLSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that SHITSLIDE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUTT PIRATE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NI be, because if I were a BIRD SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTTFUCKER hilarious. If you CRAPMUNCHER Want facts, go on BOB SAGET Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNT be offended, don't read CUNTSWILLING the freaking SUCK MY DICK article anyway.

FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE PRICK PUNANI COCKSUCKER ANAL SAGGY TITS WIENER

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE MACACA BULLSHIT PENIS FELCHING CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PEDOPHILIA HITLER TITS HELL BITCH VAGINA COCKSHITTER INJUN YOU WANKER CRAPMUNCHER SPIC MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! DILDO JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN HELL BOLLOCKS BUTT PIRATE ALEX TREBEK NIGGER WANKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PUSSYLICKER SHIT ASSWIPE BITCH ASSFACE NICARAGUA ASS SHITSLINGING DICK LET'S SHIT JACKASS FUCK INBRED FRAK FUCKSTAIN DAMN SHITHEAD BITCH SON OF A BITCH WETBACK GOD DAMN SCUMBAG ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE ARSE INBRED GOD DAMN PRICK BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY BALLS JERK OFF SOD MACACA FUCKING A PENIS ON A STICK KRAUT LET'S SHIT DICKWAD JOHN SMILEY FACE BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER ORGASM WANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SEMEN BULLCRAP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NAZI Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKER and with the ASS LICKER and his PENIS of girraffes in which BUTT-FOR-BRAINS while reading about DAMN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICK