Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FELCHING'QUEEF'HONKY'COCKSUCKER'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST'MOTHERFUCKER'SAND NIGGER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WANK look at the TITS & DICKS talk page of this OPINION article for notes or discussion before SUCK COCKS IN HELL! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FROG neurochemical FUCK disorder BLOWJOB characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHIGGER, sudden FUCKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements VENEREAL DISEASE or ALEX TREBEK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DUMBASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CLUSTERFUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ORGASM by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUM words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALL SACK KRAUT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SOD OFF utterFUCKance of socially FUCKSTAIN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address O CANADA Tourette's syndrome.

WIENER Tourette's is SAMUEL L. JACKSON not to be ASSRAPING confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying D'OH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT random YOU WANKER disorientation, culturally-ASSHOLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PAKI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NI language, POLAK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITCUNTING souvenir shoppes and massive SOD quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES SCUMBAG garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITTY Polite Note to the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Author:

The CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's NORTH KOREA Research Institute was BITCH founded to GOD DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DUNE COON article PISSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSCRACK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or EXTRA LONG PENIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIPSHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GRINGO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITPISSER Tourrette's sufferers MOCCASINS swear. You can ASSFACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAMNATION TV, for always focusing on the DUMBASS bad side of a terrible FROG thing.
• The main ASSCRACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BASTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WANK knee NAZI NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NEGRO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITE school for ART METAL PRODUCTS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKFACE sufferers to become DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! manically depressed and CRAP ON A STICK commit SHITE suicide.
• There is no BUGGER cure, and the INCEST drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse FUCK NUGGET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SEX perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go MOZILLA FIREFOX numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than INCEST it is without the DIPSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a MOCKIE tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the CAMEL JOCKEY public view of Tourettes as a "GOBSHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHING CHONG CHINK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PEDOPHILIA sorry for BALLS "hi-jacking" your JACKASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU this that really SUITCASE PENIS annoys me. I am working towards a HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PENISBIRD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKHEAD, and making fun of a FELCHING horrible disorder is (not) PISS ARTIST funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HOMO time.

Best GANGBANG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWAT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CULT OF THE DEAD COW not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. WALRUS SHIT Regards to Andrew I'LL RAPE YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can EXTRA LONG PENIS punch him if you BUTTFUCKER want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE'S MOMMA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKFACE saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKWIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ROSIE O'DONNELL and NIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PUSSY BAND WITH 4 TWAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS & DICKS HORSE! CHIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHIGGER'S HOUSE

How CUNT to BITCH cure NIPPLES the WIENER Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment KAFFIR for PISS ARTIST Tourette's BIRD IN THE HOUSE Syndrome JESUS FUCKING CHRIST is HOMO following CHAV these CUNT rules SCUMBUCKET in YID order:

• 1: Avoid BAD MOTHERFUCKER immature HOT GRITS little I'LL RAPE YOU kids,
• 2: Count to I WILL END YOU! within ASSFACE 10 TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOCKIE NAZI SHITE nor HELL talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you PISS ARTIST don't ASS have ASS this RAT'S ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD WITH NASTY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ORGASM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHIGGER last straw BALLS!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE BULLSHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPICY CUNT FUCK the TOP OF SHIT THIS INJUN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be POOPY offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BOOBS people who try NICARAGUA to battle TURD'TITTYWANK that tight-ass JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK 17-year-COMMUNISM IS STUPID—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BASTARD it now, but someone said RAT'S COCK' CUNT CRAPPY'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING AUTOFELLATIO is a laughing CUNT matter. Plus there DICK IN A BOX was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are FRIG articles PENISFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ORGASM stuff. So QUEEF that means WIGGER stop getting mad at the PRICK first part too and TITS & DICKS talking about the WANK letter that it's TAMPONS mocking (what RANDY TRAVIS letter? I don't even know what FUCKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS hi self FEATURED even made a really PRICK good point. "It's FUCK A DUCK nothing more HYPERINFLATION from a head nod to a MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE knee tick". SHIT. Which I'll add BOOBS onto PRICK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YUKY DOODY suffer that BIGNOSE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITSLINGING be, because if I were a FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS ARTIST hilarious. If you CRACKER Want facts, go on SEMPRINI Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUGGER OFF be offended, don't read DICK the freaking DAMMIT article anyway.

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BUDDHIST MONK CUNT CHIGGER NAZI CHOAD SHITFACE NIPPLES BOYCOTT VIACOM! JACK OFF

CHINK POLACK HADJI SOD BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK MACACA BITCH [Insert swear here] RAT'S COCK TIT SPRINKLES FLYING RAT'S ASS MACACA ASS FASCIST ASSWIPE FROG SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD GOD DAMN FUCK YOU PENIS SCROTUM CUNT CRAP GARBAGE DAY! NEOPETS BLUE PENIS! D'OH FUCK OFF FUDGEPACKER TWAT BUKKAKE MOZILLA FIREFOX BAD MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE CUNTRAG JAP PORCH MONKEY HELL SEX JOHNNY FUCKING CUM CUNT SHITCOCK JIGGABOO BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! FENCE JUMPER ARSE WOODPECKERSHIT BUGFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA GARBAGE DAY! ARSE ASSRAPING SHITCOCK OSTRICH MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER ALF PENIS DICK IN A BOX MARY WHITEHOUSE BITCH SHITTY YOU WANKER PUSSY HO RAT'S COCK DUNE COON GOBSHITE PORCH MONKEY CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTYMINTS SHITE FAGGOT COMMUNIST DILDO BANGKOK JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEEPEE BONER GREASER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MONKEY'S UNCLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD DILDO PEEPEE PISS ARTIST VENEREAL DISEASE PRICK ASSHAT BALLS FUCK FUCKING NIPPLES FUCKING A MACACA TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT SHITTY PENISFUCK FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK SHITFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN IT VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS WANK CUNT MONKEY SHIT WILLY WONKA CUNT BLOWJOB TURD FUCK POMMIE ASS ASSHAT ASS BUGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNNILINGUS ABO GOD DAMN PIG DUMBASS DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS SHIT ORGASM TOWELHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBIES DICKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER ASSHAT WETBACK NAZI DICKLICK DAMN COCKSMOKER SHITHEAD NEOPETS ASSFACE POMMIE FUCKING DAMN DICKHEAD RAPE DAGO YOU WANKER BULLSHIT TAMPONS LET'S SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD HELL I WILL KILL YOU! ORGASM WOMEN'S RIGHTS SCUMBUCKET NECROPHILIA JACKASS FROG DUNE COON CAMEL JOCKEY ASSFACE FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD JIZZ TITS WANK DUMBASS FUCK WANK FUDGEPACKER SPUNK WHORE YOGHURT CANNON BELLEND VAGINA BITCH WOP COCKSHITTER FUCKTARD BOOBS MAMA MIA YOU WANKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOTHERFUCKER ASS SPIC LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! COCK FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT SHITE SAMUEL L. JACKSON WIENER HELL AMERICA ONLINE SHITHEAD SHIT FUCK OFF BLUE PENIS! HELL LOGJAMMER NEGRO FUCKER PUSSYLICKER COCKGOBLIN CHIGGER NIGGER TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE SUGAR GOD DAMN BOOBIES PENIS JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT CHOAD KISSER WANK SHITHEAD PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT ORGASM POLESMOKER SHITCOCK COCKSUCKER SHIT BUGGER BASTARD CUNT WANK O KURWA! TUBA ASSRAPING BITCH FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE PISS OFF CUNT SHIT NAZI ARSE CUNT DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SON OF A BITCH ASSRAPING FUCKSTAIN FUCKING DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE CANNED QUOTE MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITCUNTING CUNT DOUCHEBAG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKFACE BASTARD suck my mothers FUCKWIT NAZI BONER DONKEY DICK WIENER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE GREASER WANK GINGERBREAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JOHNNY JERK OFF WIENER JUNGLE BUNNY BELGIUM SOD OFF POTTYMOUTH 666 SEMEN BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCUMBAG ALEX TREBEK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FIRECROTCH PUSSY ASSCRACK COON SEMEN 1984 PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUM SHITTY JACK ABRAMOFF MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS EAT MY SHIT! SHITTY CUNT DICK GOD DAMMIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT TENTACLE RAPE SPANK THE MONKEY ANUSCAKE JACKASS PIECE OF SHIT DICK TITS DAMN FRITZ COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK OFF DICK CLEMEN DICKHEAD ASS DICKWAD WINDOWS VISTA GOD DAMMIT BITCH DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER NECROPHILIA PUSSY ANUSCAKE CUNNILINGUS WIKIPEDIA TITS FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS CC PLZ WIENER SHITCOCK [Insert yet another person's name here] POTTYMOUTH BASTARD BOLLOCKS SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FASHION BUG FUCKTARD WANK DAMN JIGGABOO TUBA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHIGGER FUCK YOU CUNNILINGUS CUNT DIPSHIT CLIT FENCE JUMPER CHINK SPANK THE MONKEY DICKFACE ASS SHIT CLEMEN SHITSKIN CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PISSHOLE CHOAD KISSER FELCHING SOAPY TITWANK CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK FUCKHEAD BEANER TOTAL LICK PUSSY BULLSHIT SHIT CUNTBUCKET HUMAN RIGHTS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNT BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER BUTT PIRATE BALLS HOMO ARSE DICKFACE JAP SCUMBUCKET BLOWJOB GRAPE PENIS AMERICA ONLINE ASSFACE CUNT BULLSHIT BUGGER OFF DARTH VADER GOAT DICK CONAN O'BRIAN FAGGOT WANK DOUCHEBAG ROSIE O'DONNELL KNOBJOCKEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHING CHONG CHINK ASS BASTARD FENCE JUMPER DUMBASS DOODIE HEAD CRAPFUCKER HELL FUCKHEAD BASTARD BEANER ALF DONKEY DICK ASSHAT DOUCHEBAG COCK FUCK TWAT REDSKIN SON OF A BITCH MICK WEHATEMARIO TITTYWANK FUCKING A DICKFACE FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT CUNT ASSCRACK DILDO CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE PRICK POMMIE HYPERINFLATION FELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK HELL ASS LICKER CUNT AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER SHITHEAD BONER PECKERHEAD WANK DONKEY DICK GOD DAMN SHITSKIN ASS NEOPETS BITCH BASTARD CHENEY CROTCH MONKEY SHIT HELLFIRE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE KAFFIR FUCK SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD PUNANI SOD WHORE MALARKY CUNT BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER SEMEN HITLER ASS FASCIST FLYING FUCK LOGJAMMER SHUT UP, MEG! JAP BEANER FUCKTARD SPUNK BLOWJOB NIGNOG HOMO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLCRAP SHIT GOBSHITE CTHULHU FHTAGN CHINA IS CAPITALIST BALLS WIENER MARY WHITEHOUSE RAT'S ASS FUCKWIT MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL BITCH ORGASM JACKASS GOD DAMN YOGHURT CANNON INBRED PEDOPHILIA LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! KEEP CLIT CUNNILINGUS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUGFUCK FUCK OFF REBECCA BLACK FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK RICK MORANIS RUSKIE DICKHEAD DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKBAG JACK OFF RAT'S COCK FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PENISFUCK JAP JOHN SMILEY FACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKSTAIN BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! FUCKING WIENER TWAT PRICK VAGINA FUCK OFF CUM FUCKSTAIN WHORE BITCH ANAL DIABETES MELAMINE DIPSHIT LIMEY DOG SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTTFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BAD MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF DAMN IT MACACA DICKFACE TITTYWANK SHITTY FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS NIPPLES CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR POOPY VAGINA CHENEY FEWMETS TIT SPRINKLES SHIT FUCKWIT ASSRAPING HONKY HEIL HITLER! DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN SHIT FUCKING HIV NEGATIVE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FELCHING RAT'S COCK SACRED BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF MY ASS MALARKY PORCH MONKEY BOOBS FAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WIENER FENCE JUMPER SHIT JAP SOD PAKI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK YOU NAZI FUCKING A PISS ARTIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITBALLS PEEPEE STRAWBERRY ASS BULLCRAP ARSE BASTARD DIPSHIT MASTURBATION BEAVER MALL SANTA JACKASS FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST GOOK CRAPMUNCHER PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICK SAND NIGGER BUTT-HOLE BEANER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER TWAT GOATSE FU SPANG CUNT SOD SCROTUM YOGHURT CANNON JESSE McCARTNEY COON SUCK MY COCK BOOBIES TWISTY VAGINA DAGO SPANK THE MONKEY CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHE NAZI ANAL BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! MOCCASINS GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NEGRO RAT'S COCK SHITSLIDE THONG TASTER EUROIPODS TWISTY VAGINA PIGFUCKER ASS FUCKING A YOU WANKER DYKE TITWANK TITMOUSE HORSE SHIT CUNT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNTRAG FAG DILDO POLAK JACK OFF FUCKWIT FALSE BENSON TITWANK PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK BONER INBRED SHITHEAD DYKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GRINGO SHITHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DARTH VADER BIGNOSE GOBSHITE BITCH suck my mothers TITTIES FUCKSTAIN PRICK INBRED BUTT PIRATE CECIL JOHN RHODES FUCKSTAIN COLGATE FLYING RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER SNUFF PORN ASS RAGHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS QUEEF FUCK YOU HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SOD DICK IN A BOX DAMN IT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER MOLDY TITS PISS ARTIST TAFFY FUCKSTAIN ANAL DIABETES FUCK NUGGET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PUSSY CC PLZ WIENER YOU WANKER SHITTY HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKING A SHITFACE WANK FUCKWIT NEGRO PENIS ASSWIPE FUCK YOU TITWANK DICK TITS BUGFUCK FUCK BELLEND SAND NIGGER FLYING FUCK SHIT YUKY DOODY ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF SHIT THERE IS A CABAL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DUMBASS ASSWIPE POMMIE THONG TASTER TWAT BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET POMMIE CROTCH YOU WANKER TITMOUSE NIGGER [expletive deleted] SHITE POLAK SHITTY FUCK WEHATEMARIO BIGNOSE FUCKING ASS LICKER HELL WEHATEMARIO SOD OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMN JACKASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BASTARD EPIDIDYMIS RAPE DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH FEWMETS SHITSKIN WANK FELLATIO SHUT UP, MEG! WANKSPLAT SLOPE ARSE BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BRUSH MA TEETH HOMO TITWANK HORSE PENIS WHORE BEAVER FEMADOM SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER CHIGGER SEX FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF ASSHAT CRAP ON A STICK HELLFIRE YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK JOY PIECE OF SHIT SEMPRINI ASS ART METAL PRODUCTS BATMAN & ROBIN DOG SHIT PISS MASTURBATION CHENEY DOUCHE NAZI BITCH BALLS SHITFACE TURD INBRED SPIC SHITHEAD BITCH LOGJAMMER PIGFUCKER WIKIPEDIA CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD CUNNILINGUS TITS DICK CHICKEN GANGBANG EPIDIDYMIS FUCK YOU DICKFACE SHITTY ARSE NEGRO SON OF A BITCH I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CARPET MUNCHER CUNTRAG DAMMIT FUCKBAG KAFFIR ARSE VAGINA SPIC GOD DAMMIT DICK DOG SHIT FUCKING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILIA BASTARD DUMBASS BEAVER FUCK SHIT PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH DOG FUCKER CLIT RANDY TRAVIS SCUMBAG WANK INBRED ASSCRACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH RUSTY TROMBONE CHAV BASTARD FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN KRAUT HELL FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! THONG TASTER JERRY WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER FEMADOM CHIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE KAFFIR DAMMIT SHITHEAD CLEMEN JIGGABOO LET'S SHIT HELL TAMPONS ASSWIPE ASS SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT HOMO JACKASS BASTARD SHIT I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CUNT TIT DIRT BASTARD BALLS TITTYWANK TOTAL DAMN JERK OFF COCKSUCKER PISS FRITZ HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FAG FUCK PENIS GO HOME AND DIE SHIT FUCKSTAIN SUCK A BIG DICK SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FAG and with the QUEEF and his ASSRAMMER of girraffes in which MALARKY while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JERRY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SCRATCH! GROUNDER!