Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WOMEN'S RIGHTS'SHIT'SPIC'TIMBER NIGGER'CRACKER'D'OH'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCK, sudden JAP m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASSRAPING or REDSKIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELLATIO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRED PHELPS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA EMO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKER PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially FUCK YOU objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKTARD television programs to address BOOBS Tourette's syndrome.

RAPE Tourette's is DONKEY DICK not to be CHICKEN SHIT confused with TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS disorientation, culturally-DAMN IT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUSSY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JERK OFF language, SHITFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WANKER COCKSUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JIGGABOO souvenir shoppes and massive SON OF A BITCH quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES ART METAL PRODUCTS garbage.

Darnit.

A BONER Polite Note to the CHIGGER Author:

The ASSHAT Tourette's BOB SAGET Research Institute was YOU founded to FUCKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOG FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JAP article PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TWAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RICK MORANIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POO POO BLOWJOB.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITSKIN Tourrette's sufferers REDNECK swear. You can POLACK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the THIS IS SPARTA! bad side of a terrible CLIT thing.
• The main ASSWIPE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DOG FUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CRAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BASTARD knee CHUFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WALRUS SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOBSHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HONKY school for JERK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BULLCRAP sufferers to become TRANNY manically depressed and NICARAGUA commit TITTIES suicide.
• There is no RAPE cure, and the JUSTIN BIEBER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CROTCH tics often have adverse GOD DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna RECTUM RAIDER perodol" which caused my entire MOCCASINS body to go ASSWIPE numb and DOUCHING basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG FUCKER it is without the FRITZ drug.

I am an active member of a PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS tourette syndrome TITMOUSE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BEAVER the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "JACKASS SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WANK sorry for CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT "hi-jacking" your DYKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DILDO this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK YOU article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JOHNNY, and making fun of a CHENEY horrible disorder is (not) WHORE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKLICK time.

Best POTTYMOUTH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society MELAMINE.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. AY-AY-AY Regards to Andrew DOG SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The MASTURBATION bastard who wrote this article. You can CC PLZ punch him if you MALARKY want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FASHION BUG saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and NIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CAMEL JOCKEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKER BAND WITH 4 SON OF A BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD OFF HORSE! COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCK'S HOUSE

How NECROPHILIA to ABO cure SHITTY the DAMMIT Tourette's DICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK YOU for GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome JOHN SMILEY FACE is VILLAGE DUMP following PUSSYLICKER these WALRUS SHIT rules BORDER HOPPER in SUCK MY COCK order:

• 1: Avoid TAMPONS immature TAMPONS little BEANER kids,
• 2: Count to ANUSCAKE within BIRD SHIT 10 FUCK NUGGETseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DOUCHE INCEST DAMN nor SHITSLINGING talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you ASSCRACK don't BITCH have BONER this INBRED disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BALL SACK WITH NASTY JESSE McCARTNEY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCK last straw WANK!

I fucking put BULLSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at VENEREAL DISEASE the TOP OF BOON THIS WANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CAMEL JOCKEY offensive. BLUMPKIN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP to battle TITS & DICKS'INBRED that tight-ass REDNECK 17-year-HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SON OF A BITCH it now, but someone said BALLS' FUCK OFF CUNT'CRAPFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUTT-HOLE is a laughing JENKEM matter. Plus there PECKERHEAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FOUR-EYES Uncyclopedia, there are KU KLUX KLAN articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKHEAD stuff. So VENEREAL DISEASE that means BATHING SUIT AREA stop getting mad at the FROG'S FAT ASS first part too and FUCK YOU talking about the SHIT letter that it's CRAPMUNCHER mocking (what BUKKAKE letter? I don't even know what TRANNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITE hi self BALL SACK even made a really POMMIE good point. "It's BUTTFUCKER nothing more GOD DAMMIT from a head nod to a CRACKER knee tick". FUCKTARD. Which I'll add YOUR MOM onto BOB SAGET saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMMIT suffer that FLYING RAT'S ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MONKEY BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITE be, because if I were a FUCKING JUMP! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TENTACLE RAPE hilarious. If you BOLLOCKS Want facts, go on QUEEF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD be offended, don't read SHITFUCKER the freaking SEMEN article anyway.

SHITE PRICK DICKFACE SON OF A BITCH SPUNK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK OFF TURD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BEANER PAKI FUDGEPACKER FUCK GOOK TAMPON IN MY ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MILF BASTARD BALLS SUGARTITS SUCK MY COCK CUNT CRAPPER DYKE PISS OFF BOON FUCK OFF ASSHAT ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT LIMEY COCKSUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YOU WANKER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! TAFFY PENISFUCK TONY LA RUSSA FRAK WIENER CROTCH JERRY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS SHITE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS RAGHEAD POMMIE CROTCH HELL HELLFUCKER VAGINA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TITTYWANK WANK FUCKFACE BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER NECROPHILIA DICK CHICKEN SHITTY JENKEM DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT ASS TAMPONS GOAT DICK VAGINA DOG SHIT SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY BASTARD CC PLZ WINDOWS VISTA BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BRUSH MA TEETH ASSHAT VAGINA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEX WANKSPLAT ANAL DIABETES RUSKIE ASSRAPING FALUN GONG ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TOTAL KRAUT SHIT DAMN IT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK NUGGET FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE SPICY CUNT FUCK BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING RAGHEAD SHITE DAMN PUSSYLICKER BUKKAKE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! POMMIE FUCKTARD TWAT YOU WANKER NIGNOG LAKE TITICACA COCK BOLLOCKS PISS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SCUMBUCKET ART METAL PRODUCTS RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK AY-AY-AY FEMADOM DONALD RUMSFELD MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKER FUCK OFF LET'S SHIT SHITE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK KAFFIR MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE BUTTFUCKER CRAPFUCKER SHITHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK JAP I AM CORNHOLIO! DARTH VADER PISS ARTIST CUNT CHOAD FUCK YOU ASSCRACK I AM CORNHOLIO! YOUR MOM ORGASM BASTARD RAPE FAG DAMN GANGBANG WALRUS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT NEGRO PUSSY MILF ASS INCEST SHITSLINGING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK YOU DAMMIT URINE-GARGLING FEMADOM CRAP ON A STICK BLUMPKIN DELICIOUS CAKE RAPE CUNT CRAPPER SPIC FELLATIO BORDER HOPPER HUMAN RIGHTS DILDO CRAPPY ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH STEVE BALLMER FUCKTARD NEGRO COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FLYING FUCK DICK CHICKEN SHIT CUNT GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING PECKERHEAD POLACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORGASM 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HAIL SATAN! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIPSHIT VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT COCK PRICK CHENEY RUSTY TROMBONE FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT NIGNOG SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER WIKIPEDIA DIPSHIT ORGASM TOTAL WIGGER BOOBS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOT HEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HOMO NIGGER BRITNEY BASTARD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCK HO FUCKWIT POMMIE DELICIOUS CAKE GREASER ASSHOLE GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES SAGGY TITS SHITFACE PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHIT MILF CUNT DAMN BULLSHIT JACKASS FUCKHEAD FRED PHELPS CUNTBUCKET FIRECROTCH FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT MONKEY SHIT JACKASS [EXPLETIVE] TITS COCKSUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GO COUNT YOUR DICK WOP BUTT PIRATE TUBA CHIGGER DICK [expletive deleted] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY WINDOWS VISTA SHITCOCK PUNANI DONKEY DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS WOODPECKERSHIT HONKY GIVING HEAD COCK INJUN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RUSKIE PENIS ON A STICK SUCK MY COCK GRIS FUDGEPACKER I WILL END YOU! FROG ASSHOLE POLAK AUTOFELLATIO BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK BUGGER PAKI TAMPON IN MY ASS FELLATIO OSTRICH MY ASS TOWELHEAD DYKE BITCH FUCK KNOBJOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKSTAIN PUSSY OSTRICH MY ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNTSWILLING CHING CHONG CHINK BUGGER YOU WANKER YOU WANKER HOSER CONDOMS DICK CHICKEN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MOTHERFUCKER BONG TWAT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TACO CHOAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JACK ABRAMOFF BEANER BITCH DAMN IT HITLER RUSTY TROMBONE ORGASM MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE FELCHING CUNT YOUR MOM ARSEBADGERS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NAZI BEANER POLESMOKER SEX GOD DAMN SCROTUM POLAK HELL ANUSCAKE CLIT FUCKBAG DIPSHIT NAZI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD MARY WHITEHOUSE HOMO WANKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSE PISS OFF PUSSY FUCK A DUCK SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAMA MIA [expletive deleted] DIPSHIT DILDO SHIT BALLS FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD CHINK TITS FUCK ASSRAPING SACRAMENTO SIGMUND FREUD MONKEY SHIT COCKGOBLIN FUCKFACE INBRED FUCK OFF COON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOT HEAD HOMO PISS FRIG SPUNK ALF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS [expletive deleted] BULLCRAP NIGNOG BUGFUCK BALLS FUCKING A DAMMIT YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK A DUCK COCKSMOKER FUCKSTAIN SHITTY JAP PUSSY ASSFACE ORGASM KRAUT DICKHEAD D'OH GOBSHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PISSHOLE FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY SHIT CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUM FAGGOT FUCK YOU HELL DONKEY PUNCHER OSTRICH MY ASS PECKERHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU ASS LICKER FUCKTARD CUNT CC PLZ JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSRAPING CHUFF PISS OFF DONKEY DICK BUTT PIRATE BUGGER BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGNOG ASSRAMMER INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FLYING FUCK CONDOMS DAMN IT CRACKER FUCKTARD FUCK NEGRO TOSSER SHITFACE YOU WANKER INJUN SHITFUCKER JENKEM HADJI ASS FASCIST PENIS FUCKING A SPIC HELL DOUCHE AY-AY-AY CHOAD MOCKIE SUGARTITS FRAK JENKEM JERRY FUCK CUNTRAG POLAK FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER HELL DIPSHIT DUMBASS HORSE PENIS BOB SAGET CLUSTERFUCK COON FUCKER DOT HEAD PISS BUTT PIRATE BELGIUM BUKKAKE CUNT DICK IN A BOX FALSE BENSON JERRY CRAPFUCKER GIVING HEAD FUCK A DUCK BIRD SHIT TOWELHEAD ASSHAT COON KNOBJOCKEY PISS ARTIST JACK OFF PUSSY PISS ARTIST SUCK MY COCK DAMN WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TUBA JAP FUCKING A POWERSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NEGRO SPIC BENCH PRESS SAGGY TITS SHITE CLIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS suck my mothers CRAP FUCKHEAD SPIC BUKKAKE PAKI SHITCOCK TUBA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SCROTUM SHIT FUCKING WANK PISS ARTIST BASTARD FUCKER CLEMEN GOD DAMN HELLFIRE SHIT LIKE A HORSE FRITZ FROG BUKKAKE NAZI CHUFF ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS KNOBJOCKEY FAGGOT DOUCHETITS GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISSHOLE WOP BITCH SHITHEAD SHITHEAD CUM PEEPEE DAMNATION BITCH URINE-GARGLING NIGGER ARSE NEGRO CROTCH TWO-INCH PENIS DOT HEAD YOUR MOM SOD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HAIL SATAN! POMMIE GOD DAMMIT I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE FUCK INBRED PISS OFF STEVE BALLMER KAFFIR HELLFIRE DICKHEAD HELL BOOBIES WILLY WONKA ASS PENISFUCK ASS BITCH CHICKEN SHIT BUGFUCK FUCKER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE DOM DeLUISE DAGO DIPSHIT HOSER BOB SAGET MOLDY TITS PRICK FUCKFACE JERK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSRAPING HENTAI DIPSHIT TWAT ASSHAT WILLY WONKA JERK OFF GOD DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE NICARAGUA HELL CHIGGER ASS SEX SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FENCE JUMPER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JENKEM CHOAD MOCCASINS COCKSMOKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TAMPONS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER CHOAD FAGGOT BOOBS FUCK OFF LET'S SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DUMBASS DOG SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POO POO BLOWJOB MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAPPY SHITSLINGING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU POLAK MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS HELL COON BITCH ASSRAMMER NECROPHILIA DAMMIT NECROPHILIA CROTCH TITWANK TOURETTE'S IS FUN FEMADOM WOMEN'S RIGHTS CAMEL JOCKEY DICKWAD ORANGE TURTLE ARSE CLEMEN REBECCA BLACK BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE ASSCRACK FUCK SCUMBAG NAZI FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN GRINGO RADIO FREE LUNCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF JACKASS DONGSHOVER BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNTYMINTS JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ARTIST DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOCCASINS BITCH FUCKING NIGGER DAMN CHOAD GANGBANG COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK ASS LICKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BITCH REDSKIN BOOBS BELLEND BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD BUGFUCK BIRD SHIT REBECCA BLACK PIGFUCKER BUGFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER HAIL SATAN! JACKASS FUCKHEAD FUCKING BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD BASTARD LAKE TITICACA CHENEY ASSFACE SHITFACE NAZI ASSWIPE COCKGOBLIN YOU WANKER EMO BULLSHIT ANAL DIABETES SPUNK VAGINA FUCKSTAIN TONY LA RUSSA BUGGER OFF PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK CHOAD KISSER DAMNATION ANAL DIABETES SIGMUND FREUD FUCKWIT GANGBANG WANKER JACKASS QUEEF JENKEM LOGJAMMER YID ASS FASCIST FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTT-HEAD DOG FUCKER BITCH SHITCOCK SHITSLINGING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHOAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOUCHING TOSSER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING DICK FUCK PORCH MONKEY WANK DAGO SHITTY CUNTING ASSCRACK JAP SHITCOCK REDNECK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUDDHIST MONK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKER TITS & DICKS SOD SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ARSE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS BITCH PRICK COON FLYING FUCK MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKER PIG CONDOMS FOUR-EYES MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELLATIO MOLDY TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH FUCKING FUCK OFF RAGHEAD FRIG WANK KAFFIR FUCK NUGGET JUNGLE BUNNY BUGGER OFF BELGIUM GOD DAMMIT WIGGER MONKEY BALLS DOG FUCKER SHITFUCKER GYPSY DICKFACE NIGGER BEANER HELL JACK OFF JENKEM JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITE ASS FASCIST CAMEL FUCKER BUTTFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMN BOOBS SHIT DICKLICK SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN PECKERHEAD SEMEN PENISFUCK STRAWBERRY ASS LOLCAT DAGO JACK OFF DICK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU CRAP ON A STICK FUCK DAGO TRANNY HELLFUCKER THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! MASTURBATION BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSCRACK CUM RAT'S COCK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS RUSTY TROMBONE DIPSHIT FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER FOUR-EYES RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN NIPPLES PORCUPINE'S BALLS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DICKHEAD BASTARD PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITCUNTING I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE LIMEY HONKY MOCKIE WIENER [Insert swear here] JOHN SMILEY FACE WANK pen0r HAIL SATAN! INBRED KIKE CUM CROTCH PRICK BITCH DAMN GOD DAMMIT PIG CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ARTIST ASSFACE JACKASS GOATSE HONKY SCUMBAG BLUE PENIS! BASTARD SOD OFF FUCK OFF ALF HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKING BUGFUCK JERK OFF FELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK DUMBASS PENISFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT WALRUS SHIT FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HENTAI CHOAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BASTARD JACK OFF TOSSER RANDY TRAVIS BOOBIES HEIL HITLER! BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE SHIT FUCK LENS CRAFTERS PORCH MONKEY WANK SHITSKIN BOOBS FUCK FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS WALRUS SHIT JIZZ FUCKTARD HOT GRITS CAMEL JOCKEY COMMUNIST DILDO YOUTUBE, BITCH ABO I'LL RAPE YOU 666 NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN IT MOCKIE FRITZ BUGGER OFF SHITHEAD YOU WANKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON WHORE GRIS FUCKTARD SHITFACE HELL ARSE NAZI RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT FAGGOT BONER FRITZ MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PUSSY DOUCHE DOUCHEBAG PUSSY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BOB SAGET TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ARSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK JACKASS HONKY WIGGER ANUSCAKE CARPET MUNCHER WIENER JENKEM YOGHURT CANNON FOUR-EYES DARTH VADER pen0r ANAL DIABETES POLAK BITCH BOON ASSWIPE ASSHAT DAMN INCEST GRIS BALLS GOD DAMN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NEOPETS LOGJAMMER BAD MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES MOCCASINS RICK MORANIS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSCRACK WINDOWS VISTA TWAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NECROPHILIA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SCROTUM NAZI MONKEY BALLS SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT CRAPPER FUCK GOD DAMN NAZI MOTHERFUCKER GOATSE WANKER BUGFUCK INCEST YOUR MOM THONG TASTER DEVELOPERS! HOMO BUGFUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUDGEPACKER BITCH CARPET MUNCHER DICKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK WIENER ANAL FUCKWIT TWAT BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! VAGINA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink EXTRA LONG PENIS FEMADOM DIPSHIT PIG POMMIE COCKSUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITSLIDE HONKY BALL SACK CUM SHIT GOD DAMN SHITE SHITTY BALLS ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE ORGASM FUCKTARD PIG CUNT FUCK WINDOWS VISTA GENITALIA PIKACHU MOTHERFUCKER BITCH NIGGER TITS POTTYMOUTH FUCKSTAIN FUCK A DUCK MARGARET THATCHER SHITSKIN MARGARET THATCHER ASSFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOCCASINS TONY LA RUSSA MOLDY TITS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! YOU WANKER JAP NIGNOG CHICKEN FRIES SHITE MOTHERFUCKER FRITZ HOMO SHITFACE TITTIES GENITALIA CHICKEN SHIT FUCK FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT BASTARD CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN IT HOT GRITS CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS HONKY SUCK MY COCK DOUCHE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POMMIE DICKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BIGNOSE SHIT FLYING FUCK DAMN ORGASM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSBANDIT DOM DeLUISE YOU WANKER 666 Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NECROPHILIA and with the YOU WANKER and his WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? of girraffes in which MILF while reading about CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BANGKOK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT