Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOUCHETITS'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA'JENKEM'ANUSCAKE'BUKKAKE'TITWANK'SOD OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a BITCH look at the VAGINA talk page of this NEOPETS article for notes or discussion before MOTHERFUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or LOLCAT neurochemical FUCK disorder SMEG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BLISTERING BARNACLES, sudden PUNANI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NORTH KOREA or DOUCHE NAZI vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WOODPECKERSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken KAFFIR by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN TITS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOBSHITE utterFUCKance of socially HEIL HITLER! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address NIPPLES Tourette's syndrome.

LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Tourette's is COCKGOBLIN not to be DOG FUCKER confused with GANGBANG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random DAMN disorientation, culturally-FUCKBAG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, ASSHAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HOCKEY WOODPECKERSHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities FUCK OFF of ANAL DIABETES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK A DUCK Polite Note to the HELLFUCKER Author:

The POLACK Tourette's BLOWJOB Research Institute was ASSHOLE founded to FUCKING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have JACKASS SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACKASS SHIT article PISS ARTIST funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUGGER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! swear. You can PRICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHINK TV, for always focusing on the DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main DONKEY PUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small KRAUT knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DONGSHOVER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CARPET MUNCHER school for MILF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS sufferers to become BALLS manically depressed and DONKEY DICK commit PRICK suicide.
• There is no SUCK MY COCK cure, and the FUCK YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the JUMPING JESUS!!! tics often have adverse DICKLICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE body to go I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! numb and VAGINA basically made it NIGGA! worse than RUSTY TROMBONE it is without the POLAK drug.

I am an active member of a BEANER tourette syndrome PEEPEE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SCROTUM the BITCH public view of Tourettes as a "CHUFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HORSE SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BAD MOTHERFUCKER sorry for DOUCHEBAG "hi-jacking" your FUCKSTAIN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUDGEPACKER this that really YOU annoys me. I am working towards a JACKASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNTBUCKET, and making fun of a MOCKIE horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSHOLE time.

Best DONKEY DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CARPET MUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of WIKIPEDIA degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. BALLS Regards to Andrew BALL SACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The NEGRO bastard who wrote this article. You can JERK OFF punch him if you HELL want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMN saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BLISTERING BARNACLES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNTING ASSCRACK and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) KNOBJOCKEY BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BOB SAGET HORSE! BLISTERING BARNACLES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BLISTERING BARNACLES'S HOUSE

How MONKEY'S UNCLE to FLYING RAT'S ASS cure TAMPONS the FUCKER Tourette's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JUNGLE BUNNY for DONGSHOVER Tourette's FAGGOT Syndrome PANCHEN LAMA is DOUCHEBAG following DOUCHING these PRICK rules NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK in NORTH KOREA order:

• 1: Avoid JACKASS immature JESUS FUCKING CHRIST little INBRED kids,
• 2: Count to TACO within POOPY 10 DIPSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PORCH MONKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JACKASS nor HORSE PENIS talk,
• 4: Tell MONKEY BALLS yourself you FUCK YOU don't JIGGABOO have ABO this CUNTBUCKET disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMMIT WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DARTH VADER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BLISTERING BARNACLES last straw GRINGO!

I fucking put PAKI' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKFACE the TOP OF DIPSHIT THIS FAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOLLOCKS offensive. BUKKAKE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHE people who try INBRED to battle PISS'CRAPMUNCHER that tight-ass FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKER it now, but someone said BASTARD' MONKEY SHIT BONG'EXTRA LONG PENIS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHOLE is a laughing JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE matter. Plus there SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACKASS Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles URINE-GARGLING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOOBS stuff. So FUCKSTAIN that means PISS ARTIST stop getting mad at the PICKANINNY first part too and FUCK YOU talking about the CLUSTERFUCK letter that it's SHAKOPEE mocking (what WOP letter? I don't even know what DYKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian BITCH hi self FUCK even made a really DAMN good point. "It's HELL nothing more CLEMEN from a head nod to a MOZILLA FIREFOX knee tick". ASSWIPE. Which I'll add FUCKBAG onto BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHOAD suffer that MICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JENKEM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a FUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TAFFY hilarious. If you REDSKIN Want facts, go on THIS IS SPARTA! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DONKEY DICK be offended, don't read POOPY the freaking EPIDIDYMIS article anyway.

TAMPONS FUCK YOU CROTCH JACKASS DICK BITCH ASSCRACK AUTOFELLATIO PISSHOLE BOYCOTT VIACOM!

D'OH BUKKAKE SHIT WANK NIGGER DOT HEAD JERK OFF MOLDY TITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BIGNOSE NECROPHILIA GENITALIA HOMO BIRD SHIT HELLFIRE HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY MICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG BONER PISSHOLE SHITFACE SHIT JERK OFF MOCCASINS CUNT CRAPPER SEMEN ASSHAT DARTH VADER JAP FUCKING A GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PENIS ON A STICK MASTURBATION PUSSY HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMN BITCH CUNT CRAPPER QUEEF FLYING RAT'S ASS POMMIE SHITE RANDY TRAVIS SHIT HELL FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT BULLSHIT BUKKAKE WANK YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK TAFFY TITTIES FLYING FUCK PISS REDSKIN DYKE BUTT PIRATE CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE GOD DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH HELL HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER DAMN PICKANINNY DAGO GENITALIA BRITNEY SOD OFF INCEST INBRED SHIT SHIT GRINGO CLEMEN RUSKIE CHRISTHUMPER SON OF A BITCH COCKSTUFFER FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD BALLS DILDO FEWMETS EMO DOG SHIT FOUR-EYES FROG MOCCASINS O KURWA! DOT HEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLCRAP TIMBER NIGGER PENISFUCK [EXPLETIVE] FUCK DOUCHING GARBAGE DAY! ASSCRACK POLESMOKER BULLSHIT DEVELOPERS! TOSSER SEMPRINI BENSON SUCKS BOB SAGET BASTARD DICKLICK FUCKSTAIN ASS SUCK A BIG DICK BOLLOCKS FUCK ASSFACE SOD OFF NIGGER CLIT HELL SUGARTITS PISS OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WANKSPLAT WINDOWS VISTA PORCH MONKEY ART METAL PRODUCTS CUM SUCK A BIG DICK DOT HEAD JACK OFF SPIC BASTARD DICKHEAD FUCKWIT RANDY TRAVIS DICKHEAD GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING RAT'S ASS SHITE WALRUS SHIT FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH HADJI PRICK WANK WIKIPEDIA KAFFIR CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES 666 MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE BOOBIES COCK CRAPMUNCHER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITSLINGING ABO SHITPISSER CUNT PRICK FUCK A DUCK CUNTBUCKET COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SAGGY TITS FUCKING RAT'S COCK SHITE ASS BOB SAGET OSTRICH MY ASS SHITTY DICKHEAD FUCKFACE WHORE INCEST CHOAD INBRED FUCKBAG WHORE BALLS ASS FASCIST SHITHEAD SHITHEAD FUCK ASS FASCIST ORGASM INDIA HAS NUKES WANKSPLAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JERRY FLYING FUCK NAZI COON HITLER ASSWIPE BELGIUM FOREIGN CURRENCY TITS HELL BALLS WIGGER FUCKFACE SAGGY TITS RAT'S COCK BUGGER OFF ASSHOLE BOOBIES TWAT SHITBALLS FRED PHELPS DICK TITS FEWMETS FAGGOT JUNGLE BUNNY 666 REDNECK WEHATEMARIO LIMEY SEMEN HELL GOOK RAT'S COCK BUTTFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK OFF POWERSHIT WANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JACK ABRAMOFF MONKEY SHIT HADJI TIBETAN BUDDHISM CAMEL FUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT BITCH GOOK TITS BITCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKER TITMOUSE ANAL FRENCH TICKLER HOSER MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY MARCH OF FLAMES TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU CHOAD SHITE SPIC FUCKHEAD FUCK CUNT WIGGER PEARL NECKLACE TWISTY VAGINA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TITS ANAL BORDER HOPPER POLACK ASSFACE SHIT BUGGER JACKASS BONER ARSE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUM MOTHERFUCKER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JACKASS SHIT DOUCHEBAG TWO-INCH PENIS CUNNILINGUS PENIS COCKGOBLIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PICKANINNY BIGNOSE TOSSER FELCHING CLEMEN BUTT-HOLE TWAT WETBACK TWAT BALL SACK SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING POOPY I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE PUSSY FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA DICK MASTURBATION I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKER DIPSHIT TWO-INCH PENIS MASTURBATION SHITSLINGING SOD NECROPHILIA CAPTAIN CRUNCH MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT FUCKTARD BALL SACK [expletive deleted] BITCH ARSEBADGERS SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE TITTIES SHIT POLACK CAMEL FUCKER WHORE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BELLEND FUCK OFF SHITFACE FUCKING JUMP! WETBACK PENISBIRD CUNT CRAPPER ASSRAMMER CLIT JACK OFF JIZZ BOLLOCKS CLEMEN PUSSY ASSCRACK CAMEL JOCKEY DARTH VADER BITCH POLACK RAGHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BLUMPKIN PUNANI CLEMEN FELLATIO ALEX TREBEK JACKASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUGFUCK KAFFIR BEAVER PEARL NECKLACE CONAN O'BRIAN PUNANI ASS BENSON SUCKS PISS ARTIST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BITCH CLEMEN DAMN FELCHING FRITZ CAMEL FUCKER BALL SACK DAMN ORGASM ASS BITCH CAMEL FUCKER MOCKIE CHRISTHUMPER NICARAGUA ANUSCAKE SHIT SHITFUCKER DAMN NORTH KOREA BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY DONALD RUMSFELD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICK IN A BOX CAMEL FUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE JOHNNY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WARNER MUSIC GROUP I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FOUR-EYES LOGJAMMER SPUNK JACKASS SHIT NECROPHILIA CAMEL FUCKER PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE DICKWAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT KITTENS WARNER MUSIC GROUP GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK PUNANI BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BANGKOK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CRAPPY SAMUEL L. JACKSON I'LL RAPE YOU JIGGABOO FUCK YOU JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE VAGINA TONY LA RUSSA GIVING HEAD CUNTRAG JAP IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE SIGMUND FREUD PUNANI FLYING FUCK DICK CHICKEN SHITHEAD BALL SACK POTTYMOUTH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING CHING CHONG CHINK DIPSHIT PENISFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKBAG PISS ARTIST ASS HOMO ART METAL PRODUCTS FEWMETS DILDO PISS OFF PENISFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE BITCH MONKEY BALLS ANAL JACKASS CRACKER BUGFUCK FUCKTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ABO PISS OFF MY ASS pen0r NECROPHILIA WANK FUCK CUNT GYPSY PUSSY FUCKTARD INBRED HOLY DUMB FUCK BUKKAKE HEIL HITLER! WHORE SHITFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD PISS OFF ARSE POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN NAZI FUCKHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BULLSHIT ORGASM CHRISTHUMPER DICKFACE SHIT FLYING FUCK SOD OFF [expletive deleted] CRACKER FUCKWIT SCUMBAG PISS DONGSHOVER CHUFF ARSEBADGERS ASSCRACK DAMN CUNT FUCK COCKSTUFFER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! PAKI REDSKIN COON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCK FAGGOT SHIT BLOWJOB BOOBS SPIC DIRTY SANCHEZ FELCHMONKEY PEARL NECKLACE FAGGOT FUCKWIT pen0r TRANNY SAND NIGGER DICKFACE ORGASM HOMO BITCH COCK CLEMEN PISS OFF PENISFUCK BOB SAGET RAT'S COCK CHING CHONG CHINK NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS ORGASM ARSEBADGERS COMMUNIST DILDO ASSHAT JACKASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TURD DICK DAMN YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY FELCHING DAGO FUCK OFF BLOWJOB GOD DAMN CUNT FUCK WANKER FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLCRAP CHOAD WANK FUCK OFF ANAL BALLS CRAPMUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE TWAT TWISTY VAGINA JACK ABRAMOFF ORGASM TITWANK SHITCOCK JACKASS SHITCUNTING JOHNNY BLOWJOB CUNTRAG KRAUT BONER ASS RAPE GENITALIA NIPPLES DICK CHICKEN DICKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FIRECROTCH AUTOFELLATIO PIG RAGHEAD WHORE PUSSY YOU WANKER INCEST BONER SON OF A BITCH ASS JESSE McCARTNEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS suck my mothers GO HOME AND DIE SHITSLINGING RECTUM RAIDER CLIT ASS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH BANGKOK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITCOCK CHING CHONG CHINK CRAPFUCKER BUTT-HOLE TWAT JOHN SMILEY FACE VAGINA NIPPLES BUTT PIRATE PISS SPUNK BELLEND CUM SPICY CUNT FUCK FRAK CUNT BIRD SHIT JOHN ELWAY FRIG SHITFUCKER PIG HELLFUCKER FUCKHEAD PEARL NECKLACE FIRECROTCH THONG TASTER VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBUCKET BUTT PIRATE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICKWAD MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE SCROTUM SHITHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH BITCH suck my mothers CHOAD KISSER FUCKING A BONER SON OF A BITCH FUCKER FRED PHELPS FUCKSTAIN ASS FUCKING A BLOWJOB PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED BALLS FRIG SOD OFF GENITALIA I RAPE WALRUSES! KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS VAGINA FUCKER FUCKHEAD ASSFACE MONKEY BALLS CUM AY-AY-AY TONY LA RUSSA ARSE DICKLICK FEMADOM ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN PISS DILDO ANAL GOOK SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOB SAGET PRICK PISS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY BUGGER RAT'S COCK FUCKHEAD GOOK BRITNEY PISSHOLE DAMN FOUR-EYES SHITTY FRAK FUCKBAG ASS BULLSHIT NECROPHILIA BOLLOCKS BELLEND ARSE BELLEND DAMN IT SACRED GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE JOHN SMILEY FACE GENITALIA SEMEN FUCK YOU POLESMOKER JACKASS FUCK SHITSKIN LAKE TITICACA FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF HELL ASSHAT SAGGY TITS PISS OFF JUNGLE BUNNY BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING A BEANER BIRD IN THE HOUSE GANGBANG TWO-INCH PENIS PAKI CHUCK NORRIS FRAK SHITSLINGING BITCH FUCKER LAKE TITICACA AY-AY-AY I DON'T HAVE AIDS TOWELHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DICK TITS WANKER HELL ASS ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER HELLFUCKER TOWELHEAD NIGGER YOU WANKER POOPY DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 FUCK COCKGOBLIN FUCKWIT BITCH O CANADA MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK BUTT-HOLE SCROTUM YOU WANKER TITS D'OH VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD FIRECROTCH GO HOME AND DIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ASSWIPE CUNTBUCKET FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE JERK OFF SCROTUM MASTURBATION PORCH MONKEY EPIDIDYMIS FUCKWIT CUNT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BIGNOSE POLACK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER FENCE JUMPER BULLSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WANK WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH NORTH KOREA BIRD SHIT BIBLE BASHER BUKKAKE SHITHEAD SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN FRITZ BITCH CUNTRAG DAMN IT SOD YOU WANKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP HOT GRITS WETBACK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHITE GANGBANG GOAT DICK O CANADA I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIPPLES PENIS YOGHURT CANNON DOUCHEBAG PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I CAN AFFORD FOOD WETBACK DAMN PEARL NECKLACE MOCKIE ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKSTAIN GRINGO CUNT KRAUT DONGSHOVER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GENITALIA CHENEY PIG MASTURBATION ASSHAT SHITSLINGING [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCK NAZI PENIS WIKIPEDIA TURD SHITHEAD BULLSHIT SHIT PISS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DESU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUGGER SEX NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUGFUCK SHIT BALLS NIGGER CUNT PENISFUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKING WANK ASS FASCIST JAP FRAK SAGGY TITS BEAVER ASS LICKER SHAKOPEE FUCKTARD BLOWJOB CUNNILINGUS HENTAI CUNT BASTARD SHITHEAD ARSE ASSHOLE FAG DAMMIT SHITFUCKER CUNT POWERSHIT BOOBIES SHITHEAD YOU WANKER EPIDIDYMIS JUNGLE BUNNY DONGSHOVER SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT GIVING HEAD SAND NIGGER HELL TRANNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CRIMETHINK SHITBALLS BULLCRAP NI NIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE AY-AY-AY PORCUPINE'S BALLS CHINK CHAV BALLS FUCKTARD DAMN IT CHIGGER BAT FUCK INSANE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD GIVING HEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX MARY WHITEHOUSE FELCHING SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK THONG TASTER PISS OFF SHITSLINGING BOLLOCKS MR WINKLER IS GAY WINDOWS VISTA CUNTYMINTS WETBACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING ANAL DIABETES CUM CUNT SHIT POMMIE WANK HELL MONKEY SHIT DOODIE HEAD CRAP FELCHMONKEY DOG FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! pen0r SHITHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BOOBS RAPE PORCH MONKEY DOG SHIT ASSCRACK COON MARY WHITEHOUSE SMEG LOLCAT SHITBALLS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK YOU SCROTUM TAMPONS DAMN IT 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSFACE POMMIE NEGRO SHIT NIPPLES WANK BOOBIES FUCKWIT HORSE PENIS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ARSE FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT JIZZ RAGHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT ARSE PUSSYLICKER SLOPE JOHN ELWAY CHICKEN SHIT BITCH GANGBANG FAGGOT BALL SACK PUSSY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK FUCKHEAD SCROTUM SIGMUND FREUD SCROTUM ASSCRACK YID FRED PHELPS COON SHITPISSER FUCKING A ASS FU SPANG BOOBIES pen0r BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DIPSHIT TRANNY RUSTY TROMBONE TITWANK PUSSY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NIPPLES FUCK CHOAD BULLSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHAT HONKY CHICKEN SHIT MARGARET THATCHER I DON'T HAVE AIDS ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE FROG DOUCHEBAG HELL MOCKIE CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ARSE BUTTFUCKER BONER RECTUM RAIDER DAMN PRICK SHITE NAZI BLOWJOB CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE ASSWIPE TURD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SCUMBUCKET CUNTRAG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WANK MOTHERFUCKER HELLFIRE DAMN ASSRAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMNATION COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS VAGINA PISS SHITTY ALF ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

D'OH BELLEND JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBS PEARL NECKLACE SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS COON SHITSKIN AY-AY-AY WALRUS SHIT SPUNK SOD [expletive deleted] FUCK PEEPEE CUNT NAZI SHITSLINGING FROG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GIVING HEAD Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHIT and with the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER and his NIGGER of girraffes in which SOD while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! also

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