Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'FUCKHEAD'COCKSMOKER'HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!'PECKERHEAD'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS'CONAN O'BRIAN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the DAMN talk page of this 666 article for notes or discussion before COCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKSHITTER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid EXTRA LONG PENIS, sudden FLAMING ASS BADGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP or COCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly LET'S SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUNE COON way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKLICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken 666 by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHUFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GYPSY TITWANK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TWAT utterFUCKance of socially MARY WHITEHOUSE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKWAD television programs to address BIGNOSE Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is RUSTY TROMBONE not to be THONG TASTER confused with SHITTY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FRIG random FUCKTARD disorientation, culturally-TAFFY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHRISTHUMPER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRED PHELPS language, SOD OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMN IT BEAVER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHEBAG souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YOU quantities ASSWIPE of ANAL DIABETES JERRY garbage.

Darnit.

A SEX Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The YOU SUCK BALLS Tourette's SHITTY Research Institute was FUCK YOU founded to [expletive deleted].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBS article BALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLYING RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING RAT'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about NORTH KOREA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITBALLS Tourrette's sufferers DONKEY DICK swear. You can DAMN IT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS OFF TV, for always focusing on the [EXPLETIVE] bad side of a terrible [EXPLETIVE] thing.
• The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RICK MORANIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BRUSH MA TEETH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PENIS ON A BUN knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHOAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOON school for CRAPMUNCHER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUGGER sufferers to become MOCCASINS manically depressed and JACKASS commit CHICKEN SHIT suicide.
• There is no CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK tics often have adverse AY-AY-AY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK perodol" which caused my entire LET'S SHIT body to go ASS numb and GRINGO basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICK it is without the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL drug.

I am an active member of a COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT tourette syndrome BITCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating D'OH the FLAMING ASS BADGER public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKWIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA sorry for TWAT "hi-jacking" your MOTHERFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR this that really FAG annoys me. I am working towards a BUGFUCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITTY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNTRAG, and making fun of a FUCKWIT horrible disorder is (not) SPANK THE MONKEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your 666 time.

Best FRAK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TUBA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MEG reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DIMETHYL GLYCOL in countries PORTUGAL leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. CLUSTERFUCK Regards to Andrew SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can MOCKIE punch him if you [expletive deleted] want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine EXTRA LONG PENIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PAGE BLANKING and FELLATIO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BLOWJOB music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BEANER HORSE! EXTRA LONG PENIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO EXTRA LONG PENIS'S HOUSE

How FUCK to PISS ARTIST cure SON OF A BITCH the MASTURBATION Tourette's GENITALIA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JESSE McCARTNEY for EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM Tourette's CHING CHONG CHINK Syndrome CONDOMS is PEARL NECKLACE following FEMADOM these GOD DAMN rules FLAMEVIPER in AUTOFELLATIO order:

• 1: Avoid CONDOMS immature PUNANI little BASTARD kids,
• 2: Count to FLYING FUCK within I WILL END YOU! 10 BLISTERING BARNACLESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TRANNY GENITALIA OSTRICH MY ASS nor CUM talk,
• 4: Tell FLYING FUCK yourself you FUCK don't SEX have MOCCASINS this POLAK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN IT WITH NASTY COMMUNIST DILDO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SON OF A BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the EXTRA LONG PENIS last straw FUCK YOU!

I fucking put HELL' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LOLCAT the TOP OF BOYCOTT VIACOM! THIS ASSWIPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE offensive. ROSES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MACACA people who try WOODPECKERSHIT to battle INCEST'CLIT that tight-ass BASTARD 17-year-O CANADA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASS it now, but someone said PENIS' FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITSLINGING'FUCKING A on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JESSE McCARTNEY is a laughing CRAPMUNCHER matter. Plus there PISS ARTIST was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ORGASM Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles GOATSE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS stuff. So SHITHEAD that means POLACK stop getting mad at the SCRATCH! GROUNDER! first part too and YOU WANKER talking about the PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM letter that it's CLEMEN mocking (what PISS OFF MY ASS letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT hi self FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD even made a really TITTYWANK good point. "It's BOOBS nothing more CHIGGER from a head nod to a GO HOME AND DIE knee tick". BLOWJOB. Which I'll add ASSCRACK onto AUTOFELLATIO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCUMBAG suffer that LAKE TITICACA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GO HOME AND DIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WANKSPLAT be, because if I were a EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOBSHITE hilarious. If you SMEG Want facts, go on OSTRICH MY ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COON be offended, don't read RAPE the freaking CROTCH article anyway.

FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU WINDOWS VISTA DONALD RUMSFELD PUSSY INBRED BELGIUM SHITE MILF

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SEX SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DICK FUCK FAGGOT TWAT COCKSHITTER POOPY COMMUNION WAFER ARSEBADGERS CONDOMS ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCKER PAKI POMMIE SHITCOCK FUDGEPACKER CUNTBUCKET TITS & DICKS ARSE DAMN IT DOG SHIT DOUCHETITS PAKI FLYING FUCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK JERK OFF SPUNK YOU WANKER TITS JAP FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS YOU WANKER JERK OFF DOUCHE FRIG YOU WANKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JACKASS DAMN IT ARSE CUNT ARSE PENIS SHITSLINGING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICK SMEG BITCH CRAP LET'S SHIT DAMN AMERICA'S GREAT! BITCH SHIT HELL CRAPPY AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING FUCKHEAD BOON I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASS LICKER NIGGER POLAK BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER FUCK REBECCA BLACK ARSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOBSHITE BRITNEY SHITSKIN GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP INBRED DOUCHING CUNT ASS TITMOUSE FUCKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS ORGASM TWAT DAMN WOP DIPSHIT FRENCH TICKLER ASSHAT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COON FELCHING ASSRAPING FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CANNED QUOTE TITTIES BONER ASSHAT FROG BAD MOTHERFUCKER JOHN ELWAY FUCKWIT BALLS FUCK OFF FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ASSCRACK PRICK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING GYPSY DICKFACE FUCK CLIT BELGIUM DOUCHETITS EMO MONKEY BALLS SHITCOCK DAMNATION MICK FUCKHEAD PISS INBRED ASSHOLE PENIS MONKEY BALLS JOHNNY BALL SACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOLDY TITS BASTARD SHIT OUT OF MY DICK NIGGER FUCKING ADMINS ARE GAY PEARL NECKLACE GANGBANG HORSE PENIS NAZI P'KANG JACKASS SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITSLINGING DAMMIT CHOAD PUNANI NAZI CHAV FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! THONG TASTER SHITFACE TIT SPRINKLES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIECE OF SHIT SOD ASS LICKER JOHNNY CONDOMS GYPSY CUNTING ASSCRACK MALARKY CUNTING ASSCRACK DOUCHING DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASS FASCIST YOUR MOM GOOK [EXPLETIVE] BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSHOLE and with the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE and his JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS of girraffes in which HELLFUCKER while reading about FUCK A DUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COCKSMOKER