Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANKSPLAT'DICKLICK'DOUCHING'FUCKFACE'FUCKWIT'CROTCH'BELGIUM Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder BIRD SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DUNE COON, sudden IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements QUEEF or DICKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COMMUNIST DILDO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK OFF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRIG utterFUCKance of socially SHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COMMUNIST DILDO television programs to address PISSHOLE Tourette's syndrome.

PORCH MONKEY Tourette's is SCUMBAG not to be WIENER confused with PAKI Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOT GRITS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PIG random DICKFACE disorientation, culturally-PISS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HOMO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HOLY DUMB FUCK language, IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WILLY WONKA PEARL NECKLACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTYMINTS souvenir shoppes and massive ASS LICKER quantities COON of ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A MARY WHITEHOUSE Polite Note to the DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Author:

The CUNT Tourette's MAMA MIA Research Institute was FUCKER founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have [expletive deleted] Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOD DAMN article CUNTRAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TURD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NECROPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PORCH MONKEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMN IT Tourrette's sufferers HOMO swear. You can BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACKASS SHIT TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible SHITE thing.
• The main FUCKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FRITZ' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NAZI knee GRIS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLEVELAND STEAMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes VENEREAL DISEASE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BLOWJOB school for IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANKER sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and ASSHOLE commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no FUCKING FUCKFUCKER cure, and the FIREWALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse ASSHOLE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire TENTACLE RAPE body to go SHITTY numb and FUCK YOU basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING A it is without the FUCKING JUMP! drug.

I am an active member of a MONASTERIES tourette syndrome I WILL END YOU! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FEMADOM the SHITFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SPIC sorry for PISS "hi-jacking" your SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FAGGOT this that really PORCH MONKEY annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FELCHMONKEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DONKEY PUNCHER, and making fun of a CAMEL JOCKEY horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BONER time.

Best CHICKEN SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “KIKE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As CULT OF THE DEAD COW Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBET in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your WIKIPEDIA capitalist society POISON IN BABY FORMULA.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. BIGNOSE Regards to Andrew ALF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The JESUS FUCKING CHRIST bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITHEAD punch him if you DILDO want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE'S MOMMA put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my GOD BLESS AMERICA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DUNE COON Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICKWAD and MOTHERFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DYKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGGER BAND WITH 4 SHITSLINGING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TWAT HORSE! DUNE COON IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DUNE COON'S HOUSE

How TIT SPRINKLES to ASSFACE cure DAMN the WALRUS SHIT Tourette's ELECTION Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JERK OFF for JIGGABOO Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome CHOAD is FELCHING following YOU WANKER these ORGASM rules I'LL RAPE YOU in BOOBS order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING FUCKFUCKER immature MICK little FUCKTARD kids,
• 2: Count to TITWANK within FAG 10 JUSTIN BIEBERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MALARKY SON OF A BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY nor FUCKING FUCKFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell ASSFACE yourself you MILF don't DAMMIT have ASSCRACK this WANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHENEY WITH NASTY JACKASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SON OF A BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DUNE COON last straw MOZILLA FIREFOX!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DILDO the TOP OF BELLEND THIS DOUCHE NAZI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] offensive. TOWELHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CONDOMS people who try CONDOMS to battle ASSHAT'HO that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-FUCK OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find YOU WANKER it now, but someone said BULLSHIT' NIGGER FENCE JUMPER'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING POMMIE is a laughing MOCCASINS matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on STEVE BALLMER Uncyclopedia, there are COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT articles PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching REDNECK stuff. So HOT GRITS that means TITTIES stop getting mad at the FUCKING first part too and WOMEN'S RIGHTS talking about the TITMOUSE letter that it's INCEST mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FLYING RAT'S ASS hi self BUGGER OFF even made a really HELL good point. "It's DUMBASS nothing more FROG'S FAT ASS from a head nod to a AUTOFELLATIO knee tick". BRUSH MA TEETH. Which I'll add FUCKING A onto PUSSY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKFACE suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUMBASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHRISTHUMPER be, because if I were a HELL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN IT hilarious. If you LET'S SHIT Want facts, go on SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read HELLFUCKER the freaking PISS article anyway.

BITCH YOU WANKER PISS DUMBASS DIPSHIT ASSHOLE FUCKING A FIRECROTCH LET'S SHIT CANDY

TITTIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTBUCKET PIECE OF SHIT [expletive deleted] ASSBANDIT PUNANI SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD ASSHAT JACK OFF CHINK QUEEF CUNT SPUNK GOD DAMMIT ARSE FROG BULLSHIT BUGGER OFF KIKE JACKASS VAGINA BUGFUCK NAZI [Insert swear here] PISS OFF MAMA MIA BULLSHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCK YOU DICKHEAD BASTARD DICK IN A BOX NI CHOAD SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MOZILLA FIREFOX FELCHING HELL JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNTRAG FUCKSTAIN DONGSHOVER ASSHOLE PENIS GOD DAMN EPIDIDYMIS BUTTFUCKER YOU RAPE DICK CHICKEN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TWAT JACKASS SHIT HORSE SHIT SHITTY FUCKER NIGGER TITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING CUNTING ASSCRACK PENIS FUCKFACE NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SUCK MY DICK CAMEL JOCKEY COCKSMOKER CUNT ABO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ANUSCAKE DIRTY SANCHEZ JAP CHIGGER RAT'S COCK MARGARET THATCHER TITTYWANK TITS & DICKS ASSFACE FUCK A DUCK CHING CHONG CHINK SHITCUNTING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING JUMP! DICK DICKHEAD ASS CONAN O'BRIAN BOLLOCKS SON OF A BITCH FRITZ FAGGOT ASSWIPE HOT GRITS HELL FUCKER SOD BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST PISS SHITTY BITCH MOCCASINS PUSSY PORCH MONKEY WANK DUMBASS TITMOUSE RAT'S COCK ASSWIPE TITWANK SHOOP DA WHOOP SOD DICK CHICKEN CARPET MUNCHER VENEREAL DISEASE COCK ASS FUCKFACE FELCHING HITLER FUCK CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS WEHATEMARIO ASS REBECCA BLACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WIKIPEDIA BUTT-HEAD SOD OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DYKE TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK HONKY MICK ASS SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY YOU WANKER CUNTRAG BLOWJOB TOTAL BIRD IN THE HOUSE LOGJAMMER ARSEBADGERS CHINK NIGGER NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT WIENER FUCKING A PENIS ON A BUN SHITFUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TRANNY DOUCHETITS FUCK AY-AY-AY JERRY LET'S SHIT FAG CHOAD KISSER JERK OFF FUCKTARD HADJI TITS FUCK SHITE COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUDGEPACKER SHITSLIDE WIENER DEVELOPERS! DICKFACE ASS CUNTSWILLING FUCKING DAMN IT SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HITLER MOTHERFUCKER JOHNNY SON OF A BITCH SHITE JERK OFF CUNT SHIT FUCKER SCUMBAG SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? HO IN SACREMENT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT KRAUT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE TACO NIGNOG VAGINA SEX BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS HO NIGNOG FELLATIO PUSSYLICKER TITWANK TITTYWANK ASS BASTARD PISS FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT [EXPLETIVE] NICARAGUA TITS & DICKS PISS GOD DAMN BENSON SUCKS FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU JAP PISS FELLATIO SHITFACE FROG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN CUNT ASS BLOWJOB I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DIRTY SANCHEZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER COON CHINK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NEOPETS CRAP TWAT DAMMIT BALL SACK FROG ASSWIPE SHITE CROTCH MARGARET THATCHER FELCHING ASSFACE HELL [EXPLETIVE] FUDGEPACKER DUMBASS TWAT CUNT YID I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLOWJOB RUSKIE BLISTERING BARNACLES WIENER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK STEVE BALLMER BIRD SHIT SHITE NAZI COCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PROTESTS suck my mothers PEDOPHILIA SHIT DAMN IT BONER CUNT POLAK DICKHEAD MONKEY BALLS SEX DICKHEAD BIRD IN THE HOUSE MONKEY BALLS SPIC FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT BALLS PORCH MONKEY GOOK HOMO FUCK CUM FUCKWIT DICKFACE YOU WANKER SCUMBAG DIPSHIT DOUCHE DAGO SOD INBRED WINDOWS VISTA WANK CONDOMS DAMN IT FUCK NUGGET TACO FLYING FUCK TITWANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FLYING FUCK NIGGER TITS SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK ASS PISSHOLE AOL IPs CLEMEN BITCH O KURWA! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING HADJI ARSE BAT FUCK INSANE WOODPECKERSHIT JIGGABOO GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITFACE DELICIOUS CAKE NECROPHILIA JERRY YUKY DOODY PUNANI BUTT PIRATE BANGKOK FUCKING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN ABO FUCKFACE CUM BORDER HOPPER DAGO BITCH ORGASM VENEREAL DISEASE TRANNY CLUSTERFUCK CLIT CRAPPY DAMN LOGJAMMER WIKIPEDIA RAT'S ASS DAMN JERRY RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM DAMNED TABERNACLE PISS BITCH SHITFACE BUKKAKE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CRAPPY FRIG FLYING FUCK PUSSY WIENER BUKKAKE GYPSY ASSRAPING ASS FASCIST SHITHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! FELCHING PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKBAG KIKE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH SHITCOCK BUTT PIRATE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI COMMUNION WAFER KAFFIR DAMN CUNT CRAPPER [EXPLETIVE] GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HEAVEN TWAT SHITSKIN CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFACE FUCK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK GOD DAMMIT CUNT LAPPER CHENEY FIST FUCK TWISTY VAGINA MAMA MIA IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GANGBANG 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKHEAD [Insert swear here] FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKTARD PORCH MONKEY POLAK DEMOCRACY FRIG WIGGER PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! KIKE RICK MORANIS SACRAMENTO BASTARD FRENCH TICKLER HYPERINFLATION SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE GANGBANG FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT DILDO FUCKSTAIN BASTARD SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL DAMN SHITSLINGING I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH FUCKBAG FENCE JUMPER MICK WANK NORTH KOREA BENCH PRESS ORGASM SHITSKIN BEAVER GOBSHITE BASKETBALL AUTOFELLATIO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN IT TWAT SHITFUCKER ALEX TREBEK EAT MY SHIT! ANUSCAKE TITS & DICKS ARSE NAZI FIRECROTCH TWAT TIMBER NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DOG SHIT GENITALIA COON GOD DAMN POMMIE DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS ICE CREAM COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU LOLCAT BASTARD WANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS ARTIST DUNE COON BUTT-HOLE SHIT BUGGER SEMEN HEIL HITLER! FLYING FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS BITCH SHITTY DOUCHEBAG ASS FUCK SHITE RAGHEAD SEX ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK FENCE JUMPER COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK PUSSY TIMBER NIGGER THONG TASTER DONKEY DICK FRIG FUCKFACE FUCK DAMMIT LIMEY CLIT FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BALLS TITWANK PENIS LAKE TITICACA I RAPE WALRUSES! DONKEY PUNCHER CUM PISS TITTIES ASSHAT HONKY BASTARD RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG INBRED SHITHEAD SPUNK BEANER GARBAGE DAY! FROG FUCK OFF SHITE PENISBIRD YID TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE EPIDIDYMIS ARSEBADGERS CUNTBUCKET BUGGER OFF TITWANK TWAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST INBRED FOUR-EYES ASS SEX REBECCA BLACK PENISFUCK YOU WANKER DAMMIT BELLEND GRINGO HORSE SHIT TITTIES SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKHEAD NEGRO NIGGER TITS GRINGO CLEMEN O KURWA! DONKEY DICK CLEMEN DUMBASS BALLS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SOD NI RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN HOT GRITS MARGARET THATCHER CRACKER [Insert swear here] FROG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH CRACKER GOD DAMMIT ALF CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMN FUCKING A TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITCOCK TAMPONS FUCKING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FOUR-EYES FUCKING A FUCKING JUMP! BELLEND DUMBASS SHITCUNTING SHITFACE SCROTUM POOPY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DOUCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK VOTE WIENER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET GO COUNT YOUR DICK DOG SHIT CHIGGER BULLSHIT HENTAI PEDOPHILIA GANGBANG DIRTY SANCHEZ MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST FLYING FUCK DICKFACE DICKWAD SHITFUCKER MONGOLIANS FUCK WIKIPEDIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLOWJOB ARSE CUNT GENITALIA NECROPHILIA ABO MARCH OF FLAMES EMO CHOLERA IS FUN! SHAKOPEE SHITSKIN SEX DONKEY DICK FAGGOT FUCK OFF BLOWJOB TIMBER NIGGER CRAP ON A STICK NIGGER ASSFACE ASSHOLE ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN NIGGER CUNT NECROPHILIA CUNT DESU SEMEN FLAMING ASS BADGER WIKIPEDIA HENTAI CRAPMUNCHER PISSHOLE P'KANG ASSHAT TITS CONDOMS WANKER PISS PIG CUNT ANAL TURD DAMN MONKEY'S UNCLE TWAT SIGMUND FREUD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUKKAKE DAMN INCEST ASS LIMEY TITS TOWELHEAD FUCKING DAGO ASSCRACK FUCKFACE TITTIES SHITE BALLS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TENTACLE RAPE JAP BRITNEY SHITHEAD ANUSCAKE FIST FUCK DICKFACE FUCKER HELL SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] SPUNK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER TITTYWANK NORTH KOREA SHITE TACO DICK CHICKEN NORTH KOREA HONKY BLUE PENIS! LICK PUSSY HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT TOSSER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING CRAP ON A STICK RAGHEAD ASS HELLFUCKER HELLFIRE GO COUNT YOUR DICK WANK NEGRO FIRECROTCH FUCK YOU BALL SACK REDNECK GOD DAMN FAG DOUCHING FAGGOT SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT CHINK lowercase POMMIE JACKASS SHIT CUNT LAPPER ASSFACE BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! POLACK FUCK YOU CUNT FUCKING CLIT ASS SEMEN SHITCOCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHAKOPEE ASS LICKER BIRD SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUKKAKE INCEST DAMN IT FUCKFACE JAP CRAPMUNCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GO HOME AND DIE RAPE DOM DeLUISE POTTYMOUTH CRACKER COON AUTOFELLATIO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TRANNY CHRISTHUMPER BONER POLAK SHITTY FUCKHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CAPTAIN CRUNCH 666 FAGGOT CUNNILINGUS JACKASS SHIT WOP EAT MY SHIT! SEX FLYING FUCK DICK TENTACLE RAPE HORSE SHIT SEMEN SHITBALLS CRAPMUNCHER I CAN AFFORD FOOD CHOAD KISSER CUNT TITS RUSKIE BITCH SAGGY TITS JUSTIN BIEBER GOD DAMN CHINK FUCKING A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JUSTIN BIEBER JACKASS SHIT CONDOMS DICKFACE CHOAD CUNT TOSSER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISS OFF MY ASS EPIDIDYMIS SLOPE PORCH MONKEY TWISTY VAGINA FROG FUCKWIT COON PEDOPHILIA 4CHAN SUCK MY DICK DILDO GOD DAMMIT WINDOWS VISTA FUCKING A BULLSHIT RAPE DICK CHICKEN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JERK OFF BOOBS MAMA MIA FELCHING FELLATIO GREASER CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS HEIL HITLER! COCKGOBLIN CHINK FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE TOSSER SHITHEAD CHUFF DAMN IT SHITSLINGING I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TOSSER SUCK MY DICK ASS FUCKFACE DAMMIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKSTAIN CRACKER TAFFY BOLLOCKS CUNTBUCKET NECROPHILIA JACKASS SCUMBAG MOCCASINS TITTIES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MONKEY SHIT HORSE PENIS BASTARD AY-AY-AY DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SCROTUM GANGBANG HAPPINESS SUGARTITS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITHEAD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU CUM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHINK FUCKER SHITFACE RAT'S COCK TWAT CLIT CUNT GOD DAMMIT SHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALL SACK BUGGER OFF FUCKER D'OH SHITCOCK DAMN WANK FROG'S FAT ASS GIVING HEAD CUNT CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST COLGATE D'OH CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING A TWAT BAT FUCK INSANE GYPSY RAT'S COCK COCKSMOKER DAMN FUCKWIT DOUCHE PISS OFF FU SPANG FLYING RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER JOHN SMILEY FACE ORANGE TURTLE BULLSHIT ASS ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POLESMOKER GIVING HEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive REBECCA BLACK and with the PUNANI and his SAGGY TITS of girraffes in which DOUCHE NAZI while reading about CRAPPY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ORGASM also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BIRD SHIT