Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DYKE'GIVING HEAD'PISS ARTIST'ASSHOLE'RECTUM RAIDER'ASSWIPE'TURD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TOURETTE'S IS FUN look at the HELL talk page of this ARSE article for notes or discussion before INBRED editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder CHING CHONG CHINK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FLYING RAT'S ASS, sudden ORGASM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or DUNE COON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CAMEL JOCKEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUSSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSHAT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GO HOME AND DIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INBRED SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBIES utterFUCKance of socially RUSKIE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BENCH PRESS television programs to address MARGARET THATCHER Tourette's syndrome.

STRAWBERRY ASS Tourette's is SHITFUCKER not to be GRINGO confused with DICKLICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS ARTIST random PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ARSE language, DAGO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BRUSH MA TEETH COCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive QUEEF quantities CLEMEN of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the JACK OFF Author:

The FELCHING Tourette's WIGGER Research Institute was MILF founded to BELGIUM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JACK ABRAMOFF article RUSTY TROMBONE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or KNOBJOCKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WANK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKBAG Tourrette's sufferers BUGFUCK swear. You can TAMPONS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU WANKER TV, for always focusing on the BOB SAGET bad side of a terrible PORCH MONKEY thing.
• The main IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SCUMBUCKET involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee DIRTY SANCHEZ NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SON OF A BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WOP cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKER school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS OFF sufferers to become TITTIES manically depressed and HELL commit FIST FUCK suicide.
• There is no DICK cure, and the HO drugs that are available to, "calm" the TWAT tics often have adverse TITWANK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK MY COCK perodol" which caused my entire DAMN body to go OSTRICH MY ASS numb and PIGFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than DILDO it is without the SHITSLINGING drug.

I am an active member of a GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS tourette syndrome DAGO association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the DONKEY DICK public view of Tourettes as a "BITCH swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KAFFIR much much (hand spasms) more...

I am OH SHI– sorry for BUTTFUCKER "hi-jacking" your MOCKIE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NECROPHILIA this that really JACKASS annoys me. I am working towards a DAMNATION better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a BULLCRAP horrible disorder is (not) HOLY DUMB FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JACKASS time.

Best CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MOZILLA FIREFOX” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DISSIDENTS reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an STUDENT RIOTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Regards to Andrew RAGHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The COCKGOBLIN bastard who wrote this article. You can WANKER punch him if you FAG want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FLYING RAT'S ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOUCHE NAZI and NECROPHILIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING FUCKFUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOD DAMMIT BAND WITH 4 DAMN IT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BORDER HOPPER HORSE! FLYING RAT'S ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FLYING RAT'S ASS'S HOUSE

How JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS to BENSON SUCKS cure COON the EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for BOYCOTT VIACOM! Tourette's BLUMPKIN Syndrome MASTURBATION is O KURWA! following BALLS these QUEEF rules ARSE in BONER order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature MASTURBATION little FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE kids,
• 2: Count to CUM within BUTTFUCKER 10 MASTURBATIONseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BATHING SUIT AREA SHITE GOD DAMMIT nor SUITCASE PENIS talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you ASSRAPING don't LOGJAMMER have FUDGEPACKER this PENISFUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWO-INCH PENIS WITH NASTY WOP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SECOND BALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FLYING RAT'S ASS last straw GYPSY!

I fucking put DAMN IT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ABO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKHEAD the TOP OF CHRISTHUMPER THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FROG offensive. NI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SON OF A BITCH people who try REDSKIN to battle CRACKER'SHITTY that tight-ass DICKLICK 17-year-KRAUT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKSTAIN it now, but someone said SHAKOPEE' DAMMIT LIMEY'PEEPEE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there TWAT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITSLINGING Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles OSTRICH MY ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMMIT stuff. So TIT DIRT that means BULLSHIT stop getting mad at the JACKASS SHIT first part too and FUCK YOU talking about the DAMN letter that it's SHIT mocking (what ASSHAT letter? I don't even know what CRAPMUNCHER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SON OF A BITCH hi self DAMN IT even made a really ASSRAMMER good point. "It's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nothing more BUGFUCK from a head nod to a YOGHURT CANNON knee tick". BAD MOTHERFUCKER. Which I'll add DONKEY DICK onto EXTRA LONG PENIS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that HOMO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes REBECCA BLACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITHEAD be, because if I were a PEARL NECKLACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITMOUSE hilarious. If you PICKANINNY Want facts, go on NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKTARD be offended, don't read FRAK the freaking I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL article anyway.

FELCHING WARNER MUSIC GROUP POLAK MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! JUNGLE BUNNY SUGAR PIECE OF SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PUSSYLICKER KRAUT

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FUCKWIT ANUSCAKE FUCKING PISS OFF SOD OFF CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK JACK ABRAMOFF LET'S SHIT BULLCRAP DICKHEAD FRITZ ASSHAT MAMA MIA SACRAMENTO PORCH MONKEY PUSSY BULLCRAP CUNT DAMN BUGFUCK BOB SAGET DAGO ASSWIPE FUCKTARD SEX DOUCHE HELL HELL FUCK SHITCOCK HOMO CLEMEN CUNTRAG JAP POMMIE BOB SAGET DILDO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMMIT BULLSHIT DICKLICK FUCK OFF WANK ORGASM DAMN DICK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] RAT'S ASS WANKER DAGO COCKSUCKER FUCKING ASS LICKER DUNE COON FAGGOT BALLS SEMEN TAMPONS NIGGER VILLAGE DUMP DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPANK THE MONKEY DICK IN A BOX PISSHOLE FUCK FAGGOT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT CRACKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK DICK ARSE SOD INBRED BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES GANGBANG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSWIPE CRAP CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON ASSFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKTARD TITS FUCKING I WILL KILL YOU! JAP BORDER HOPPER SACRAMENTO HOT GRITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! YUKY DOODY SHITSKIN FUCK NUGGET ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HENTAI BASKETBALL HOOP SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS INCEST FUCKSTAIN DOUCHEBAG HORSE SHIT BOLLOCKS DICKFACE WIENER DUMBASS URINE-GARGLING CRAPMUNCHER BIGNOSE BLUMPKIN FUCKING JUMP! HELL TAFFY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER WIENER NIPPLES PISS TWAT FUCKFACE ORGASM BEANER CUNT ASS LICKER DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE PISSHOLE DAMN IT DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TIT DIRT BASTARD [expletive deleted] MICK GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS CUNT ASSBANDIT FUCK YOU DOT HEAD ASS FUCKWIT COCKSHITTER ASSWIPE DICKFACE DAMN MASTURBATION DOUCHEBAG ASS FASCIST SHITE DICK IN A BOX PUSSYLICKER POMMIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOCKIE BALL SACK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FRIG CUNTBUCKET BUTT-HEAD NEGRO RAT'S COCK CANDY RECTUM RAIDER JAP SHITSLINGING BONER RECTUM RAIDER lowercase CUNTBUCKET FUCK YOU SCROTUM SHITE FRIG CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER SCUMBAG CC PLZ CUNT SHAKOPEE SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE YOGHURT CANNON SHITPISSER PIG DICKHEAD BASTARD DOUCHETITS ASSWIPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FELCHING DICK CHICKEN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN CHOAD REDNECK SHITE COON FUCKWIT TITS & DICKS BAT FUCK INSANE SHITTY CRACKER TITTYWANK BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK SLOPE HADJI TAMPON IN MY ASS PORCH MONKEY MALARKY PISS ARTIST PUSSYLICKER FUCKING INBRED FROG'S FAT ASS DILDO SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING MONKEY BALLS SHITBALLS SHITE FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN FRAK COCKSUCKER DICKWAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN IT CUNTRAG BUGGER OFF I'LL RAPE YOU TITS JAP TWAT ASSHOLE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT AY-AY-AY HELLFIRE SCUMBAG PISS ARTIST FELLATIO DOUCHE NAZI DOUCHE NAZI POLAK NIGGER FUCKING A ASSWIPE NIGGER DUMBASS WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK PISS WIGGER CHOAD DEVELOPERS! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHAKOPEE FENCE JUMPER PISS ARTIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK BASTARD QUEEF CHIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHIT INBRED HO TWAT GOD DAMMIT CUM CLUSTERFUCK BELGIUM pen0r TENTACLE RAPE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKING BASEBALL BITCH FUCKING A DICK CHICKEN TRANNY REDSKIN ASS CUNT CRAPPER YOU WANKER TOTAL BALLS WIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HOSER WANK SUNSHINE LGBT RIGHTS COCKSUCKER SAND NIGGER AAAAAAAAA! FUCKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK JACKASS SACRAMENTO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POOPY YOU WANKER CLIT FUCK YOU BITCH TWISTY VAGINA BALLS BITCH THONG TASTER BUTTFUCKER POMMIE WETBACK WHORE JAP SPIC TITMOUSE SHITPISSER BASTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TAMPONS SEX RAT'S COCK DOUCHING DUMBASS PISS RUSKIE POLACK DILDO FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG CUNNILINGUS MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE CHOAD KISSER LET'S SHIT PISS SHITTY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOD DAMN DICKHEAD HELL MOTHERFUCKER DILDO TWAT AUTOFELLATIO EAT MY SHIT! HOMO [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] YOGHURT CANNON GRINGO COON SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUCHING PISS OFF WIKIPEDIA SHITSLINGING MARCH OF FLAMES NIPPLES TUBA BUNG-HOLE JAP COMMUNIST DILDO SHITSLINGING TITMOUSE SCUMBAG JERK OFF PISS TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKWIT POWERSHIT JIZZ FUCKTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON SCUMBUCKET MASTURBATION DOM DeLUISE DONKEY DICK NECROPHILIA FRAK FUCKHEAD CRAPPY CLIT HELL DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the ASS and his CUNT of girraffes in which GOD DAMMIT while reading about PUNANI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See INBRED also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BOLLOCKS