Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICK CHICKEN'FRIG'SPUNK'SHITHEAD'POLAK'BITCH'CUNTRAG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MALARKY neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JAP, sudden REDSKIN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLYING FUCK or FUCKWIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITSLINGING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITTIES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITTY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SLOPE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TAMPONS utterFUCKance of socially JACKASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITTYWANK television programs to address MONKEY BALLS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette's is RAGHEAD not to be WHORE confused with DOUCHEBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POLACK random BIRD SHIT disorientation, culturally-BUKKAKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ANAL DIABETES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, PAKI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GOD DAMN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive D'OH quantities FUCKING A of ANAL DIABETES BONER garbage.

Darnit.

A BUGFUCK Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The HO Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was SHITHEAD founded to PISSHOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MONKEY BALLS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BIRD SHIT article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOG FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOB SAGET.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MONKEY SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! Tourrette's sufferers SCUMBAG swear. You can PEDOPHILIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WINDOWS VISTA TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible PISS thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are LIMEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HOLY DUMB FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCKSHITTER knee JACKASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUKKAKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKSTAIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITS & DICKS school for BUGFUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIGGER sufferers to become CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A manically depressed and CROTCH commit PISSHOLE suicide.
• There is no PUSSY cure, and the ASSRAPING drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse FUCKING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! perodol" which caused my entire DIPSHIT body to go COCKSMOKER numb and COCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKFACE it is without the SHITFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKSTAIN tourette syndrome PISS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the SOD OFF public view of Tourettes as a "CANDY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is STUDENT PROTESTS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for LOLCAT "hi-jacking" your TOSSER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TAFFY this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a DRAMA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ALF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNNILINGUS, and making fun of a PRICK horrible disorder is (not) NAZI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your AY-AY-AY time.

Best ORGASM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHOAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing KENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. CUNTING ASSCRACK Regards to Andrew ASSHOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The CLEVELAND STEAMER bastard who wrote this article. You can TITMOUSE punch him if you ASS want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GO COUNT YOUR DICK saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FAG and TITTIES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FLYING RAT'S ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITS BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HOLY DUMB FUCK HORSE! JAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JAP'S HOUSE

How COCKSUCKER to FEWMETS cure JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS the PENIS Tourette's BALL SACK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for WANK Tourette's INBRED Syndrome CRACKER is PISS OFF following SHITE these WANKSPLAT rules BITCH in DOG SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid FRED PHELPS immature WIKIPEDIA little HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! kids,
• 2: Count to ASSWIPE within GANGBANG 10 QUEEFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your OH SHI– DOUCHEBAG PAKI nor SHITHEAD talk,
• 4: Tell ASSCRACK yourself you BASTARD don't BUKKAKE have FUCKTARD this SHITTY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK QUEEF WITH NASTY SEX DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JAP last straw CLEMEN!

I fucking put SONNY BILL WILLIAMS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FRAK the TOP OF ASS THIS FROG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOBSHITE offensive. FAGGOT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS people who try BRITNEY to battle I'LL RAPE YOU'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT that tight-ass FUCKBAG 17-year-HOSER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find YOU WANKER it now, but someone said ASSHOLE' NIGGER POLAK'SEX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing DICKFACE matter. Plus there HORSE SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HONKY Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles DUMBASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOLLOCKS stuff. So MALL SANTA that means ASSWIPE stop getting mad at the CONAN O'BRIAN first part too and GOD DAMMIT talking about the LIMEY letter that it's FUCK YOU mocking (what NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT hi self CUNT even made a really DAMN IT good point. "It's FOUR-EYES nothing more INJUN from a head nod to a RAPE knee tick". THONG TASTER. Which I'll add FUCK YOU onto NIPPLES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JESUS FUCKING CHRIST suffer that DEMOCRACY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAPPY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BULLSHIT be, because if I were a FUCKING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGGER hilarious. If you GOD DAMMIT Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LAKE TITICACA be offended, don't read NI the freaking BITCH article anyway.

MOCKIE FUCKING A BORDER HOPPER FUCKING SAMUEL L. JACKSON PUSSYLICKER SHIT BUKKAKE VAGINA I RAPE WALRUSES!

TITWANK BITCH SLOPE PENIS SOD OFF CAMEL FUCKER DARTH VADER FUCK ASSHAT CUM CUNTYMINTS ORANGE TURTLE BITCH BOOBIES DUNE COON EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITHEAD FUCKING SHITBALLS RANDY TRAVIS PENISPENISPENIS!!! CRAP ON A STICK KIKE JENKEM YUKY DOODY HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITSKIN DOUCHETITS SOD JESSE McCARTNEY CUM SHITSLINGING CRACKER SHITSLINGING DICKFACE BOOBIES BUTTFUCKER GANGBANG BIGNOSE WANKER SHITSLINGING BLISTERING BARNACLES COCKSUCKER ARSE SOD OFF FRENCH TICKLER TIT DIRT HELL ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT PENIS BALL SACK FLAMING ASS BADGER TAFFY ARSE BULLSHIT NORTH KOREA MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD BUGFUCK DICKHEAD FUCK POLAK STEVE BALLMER I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE WANKER JOHNNY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOOBS ASS LICKER TITWANK DOG SHIT GREASER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FLYING FUCK HADJI GOAT DICK SHITSLINGING PIECE OF SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK JACKASS DOG FUCKER SOD OFF CUNT FUCK NUGGET FUCKHEAD SHITTY DYKE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JOHN ELWAY CHOAD PISS ARTIST ASSFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD DICKHEAD BOB SAGET RAGHEAD PISS OFF MOLDY TITS PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG SHITSLINGING LIMEY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITSLINGING MOCCASINS JAP TITTIES BIRD SHIT RAT'S COCK CRAPPY NAZI WANK GOD DAMN PEDOPHILIA ARSE COON HENTAI PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FUCK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD JIGGABOO ANUSCAKE BUTT-HOLE PRICK FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A COCKSUCKER CHICKEN SHIT KNOBJOCKEY CUNT SHITE CARPET MUNCHER FEWMETS RECTUM RAIDER COCKSMOKER DUNE COON RUSTY TROMBONE TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU JAP SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASS FASCIST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GYPSY I RAPE WALRUSES! MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING TITS FUCKTARD PENIS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HOMO FROG BEAVER ASS FROG'S FAT ASS HO WANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CTHULHU FHTAGN FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT DICKHEAD TURD CRAPPY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSCRACK O CANADA DAMN PRICK BLUMPKIN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH JAP DOG SHIT SCROTUM EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG WOMEN'S RIGHTS FEMADOM FUCKFACE DAMNATION SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BEAVER FUCK YOU POOPY DELICIOUS CAKE DICKHEAD YOU WANKER FUCK BOB SAGET DOUCHEBAG NEOPETS BALL SACK WIENER VAGINA HELL FUCKFACE BAT FUCK INSANE PEDOPHILIA FUCK DAMN FRIG JUNGLE BUNNY BOB SAGET HELL FUCK YOU CRAP SUCK A BIG DICK DICKLICK COCK CRAP COCKSMOKER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT MACACA WIENER POLAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT SAGGY TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER LOLCAT HO SHITE BUTTFUCKER SOD OFF BATHING SUIT AREA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BONER CUNT LET'S SHIT BLOWJOB DOUCHE SHITCUNTING COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLUMPKIN MILF WETBACK MONKEY SHIT FUCK STEVE BALLMER FLAMEVIPER FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSTUFFER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO GO HOME AND DIE BOON FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! RUSTY TROMBONE DOT HEAD SHITHEAD HELL DAMN SEMEN INCEST NIGGER SHITTY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! INCEST BULLCRAP VAGINA RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN BUGFUCK WHITE PEOPLE FUCKSTAIN JAP COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKFACE TWAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SON OF A BITCH SPUNK BUNG-HOLE YOU WANKER NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT PISS BORDER HOPPER SHITE FUCKING BASEBALL ASSWIPE HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD FUDGEPACKER FAG D'OH FLYING FUCK SEMEN SHITFACE CUNT GOOK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITE SHIT PISS OFF ARSE I WILL END YOU! DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER INBRED WANKER DAMNATION ASSFACE SHITFUCKER FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK BOLLOCKS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! ASSWIPE SHIT BASTARD RAT'S COCK NI PENISBIRD CRAP ON A STICK DAMN HATE HATE HAT PISS AMERICA ONLINE FUCK YOU SUCK MY COCK DOUCHEBAG O CANADA BUGFUCK RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT FUCK YOU TITTYWANK DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK DOG FUCKER DONKEY DICK PENIS 666 ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSHOLE GOD DAMN SHITTY ASSCRACK HOT GRITS CONDOMS SOD AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] DOUCHE NAZI RAT'S COCK MARCH OF FLAMES D'OH FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX TIT DIRT FUCKING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITSLINGING NIPPLES PEEPEE CLIT RAT'S COCK SHITSKIN FUCK YOU CHICKEN SHIT HO BALLS LET'S SHIT JIZZ TAFFY JUNGLE BUNNY COON CUNT SHITCUNTING DONKEY DICK HORSE SHIT BITCH ASS FUCKBAG TOWELHEAD ASS COON BITCH MALARKY COCK CUNT PENIS BRITNEY BUTTFUCKER ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER CRAP HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! DUNE COON FUCKBAG TWAT JOHNNY BULLSHIT BEANER PISS ARTIST CHUCK NORRIS MARCH OF FLAMES RAT'S ASS COCKSMOKER FUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS SEMEN 666 MALL SANTA LET'S SHIT WIENER BONER SHITE NIPPLES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALLS GYPSY BOOBS CLEMEN HELL SHITTY DICKHEAD NIGGER BIGNOSE GARBAGE DAY! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT FUCKER TIMBER NIGGER CROTCH FUCKING FUCK DICKLICK FUCKBAG ASSCRACK CUM HADJI EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG PRICK ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP POMMIE DICKLICK WHORE BASTARD SHIT KRAUT FRAK LET'S SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NIGGER FUCKSTAIN CUNT DUMBASS CROTCH SHITBALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TONY LA RUSSA DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOCCASINS DONKEY DICK BASTARD FUCKING A MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKTARD HADJI NAZI TWAT MOSES BITCH FUCKFACE DILDO TAFFY ROSIE O'DONNELL DAMMIT PUSSYLICKER WIGGER ASSHOLE CUNT TWAT BUTTFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK ASS LICKER PISS OFF MY ASS YOUR MOM GOAT DICK JAP WARNER MUSIC GROUP CLIT NORTH KOREA DIPSHIT YID FOUR-EYES BITCH JERRY DOUCHETITS BASTARD SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER SHITBALLS DILDO CHRISTHUMPER JUSTIN BIEBER PISS SHITFUCKER DONKEY DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK SHITCUNTING DAMN BOOBIES BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD CHOAD FRIG SAGGY TITS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT ASSHAT FAG 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 BONER FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE ASSHOLE FUCKING A FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITE WIGGER AMERICAN SPELLING WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CUNT DUMBASS FUCK GOD DAMN ARSE CLUSTERFUCK DONGSHOVER COCKSHITTER CUNT ASSCRACK FUCK TOWELHEAD WANK CARPET MUNCHER SACRAMENTO GREASER INBRED PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS ART METAL PRODUCTS PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD BUGFUCK RAT'S ASS SPUNK CUM ASS CUNT COCKSUCKER WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS PISS ARTIST SHITFACE NORTH KOREA ORGASM POMMIE BULLSHIT LOLCAT BIRD SHIT YID ASS PAKI FUCKING DAMN DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK PENIS ON A BUN DICKLICK WIENER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOCKIE P'KANG BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S COCK NIPPLES DIPSHIT COON BOOBS SPUNK NAZI ASSCRACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER SPIC RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN FUCKBAG CHENEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUCHEBAG GENITALIA CHOAD SHITFUCKER ASSRAPING BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNNILINGUS DICK CHICKEN SHITFACE JERRY GOD DAMN CUM TWAT FAG SHITE ASSHAT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHICKEN FRIES HORSE SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HORSE SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN IT DUMBASS ASSHOLE GIVING HEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH D'OH ROSIE O'DONNELL CAMEL FUCKER BASTARD CUNT BONER SPUNK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SEX DOG SHIT JACKASS SHIT BUGGER OFF NIPPLES FUCKTARD FELLATIO MICK CRAP SHITBALLS VENEREAL DISEASE LET'S SHIT BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DELICIOUS CAKE FELCHMONKEY FUCK YOU SHIT WEHATEMARIO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SOD OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX JOHNNY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MICK SHITE PISS OFF SHIT ARSE GIVING HEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX TOTAL CHOAD PENIS FUCKWIT DUMBASS WIGGER NIGGER FUCK AMERICA ONLINE WIENER DOUCHING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITFUCKER DIPSHIT DAMN ASS PISS OFF [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKER ASSCRACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSHAT HELL FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD POTTYMOUTH BALLS WETBACK DAMN WANK BENCH PRESS FUCK RAPE RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER INBRED GOD DAMMIT ASSCRACK SLOPE CLIT ASS CROTCH FUCKING POLACK GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BIRD SHIT WOP MOTHERFUCKER COMMUNION WAFER CHINK BELLEND TITTIES JACKASS SHIT PISS ARTIST DAMN NAZI NIGGER FUCKTARD BELLEND SHIT OUT OF MY DICK GENITALIA CHOAD ASSHOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS SHITCOCK DOG SHIT FUCKER CHINK ASSFACE HOSER FUCKHEAD YOGHURT CANNON SUCK MY DICK PISS LAKE TITICACA ASS LICKER FUCKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WALRUS SHIT HELL SAGGY TITS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ABO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOLLOCKS FUCK FUCK DARTH VADER SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT HORSE SHIT SHITFACE PAKI FELCHING SCUMBUCKET DAMN HELL RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE CARPET MUNCHER SPIC BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL HADJI BITCH [EXPLETIVE] DICKHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS SOD OFF DICKFACE MOCCASINS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER POKÉMON KEEP JACKASS PENISFUCK COCK BOON GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS QUEEF PRICK GRUE RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPPY BUGGER SEMEN TESTICLE CHOKE CHICKEN SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE WETBACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITE HITLER CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD KISSER JOHNNY MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT TURD SOD OFF DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER INCEST BLUMPKIN ASSHAT PRICK CLUSTERFUCK SHAKOPEE ANAL DONKEY DICK WALRUS SHIT FUCK YOU FRENCH TICKLER WALRUS SHIT BOOBIES SHITHEAD SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE JUSTIN BIEBER ARSE SHITTY SHITE TURD DOUCHETITS BLUMPKIN RAPE GO HOME AND DIE SPICY CUNT FUCK IT'S OVER 9000! 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GOD DAMMIT ASS BUGGER BASTARD CUNT ASSRAPING FEMADOM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFUCKER FEMADOM GO HOME AND DIE TOSSER DOUCHE HIV NEGATIVE FUCKING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SACRAMENTO CONAN O'BRIAN COCKSHITTER VAGINA GOATSE PENIS ON A BUN TENTACLE RAPE SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRACKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BENCH PRESS SON OF A BITCH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JACK OFF FU SPANG FUCKWIT WOP SHITPISSER MILF O KURWA! RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK MY DICK I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD CHUFF FUCKWIT DUMBASS FUCKER DUMBASS CROTCH LAKE TITICACA POLACK BATHING SUIT AREA DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER FLYING FUCK GOOK RICK MORANIS MOCKIE RAPE JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT HAIL SATAN! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HITLER BALLS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FEWMETS EXTRA LONG PENIS BLUMPKIN SPANK THE MONKEY JACKASS FUCK YOU TESTICLE CHOKE YOU WANKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! D'OH POLACK BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER FAG JAP ASS BALL SACK SHITTY FOUR-EYES TITS CUNT CRAPPER DOT HEAD PUSSY DONKEY PUNCHER BOB SAGET SHITFACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSLINGING HORSE PENIS HELL ARSEBADGERS BOOBIES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I WILL KILL YOU! SUCK MY COCK BOB SAGET FUCK WIENER ASSWIPE COCK FUCKFACE NIGGER CUNTYMINTS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS DICK JAP GOBSHITE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY D'OH SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH NIGGER suck my mothers CHIGGER FUCK YOU SEX SHITE ASSHOLE FEMADOM JIZZ SCRATCH! GROUNDER! KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOUCHING HELL COLGATE PISS ARTIST QUEEF FELCHMONKEY HORSE PENIS DOUCHING SPICY CUNT FUCK RAT'S COCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH FUCK OFF ASSFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER YID Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLAMING ASS BADGER and with the MICK and his TITTIES of girraffes in which CHRISTHUMPER while reading about SOD OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CHENEY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MOTHERFUCKER