Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HELL'CUNT'FUCKTARD'COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS'JIZZ'PEARL NECKLACE'ASSHAT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BIRD IN THE HOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder CARPET MUNCHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PRICK, sudden RECTUM RAIDER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PISS or BASKETBALL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSRAPING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELLFIRE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNTRAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken KNOBJOCKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RUSKIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat AMERICA ONLINE DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous [expletive deleted] utterFUCKance of socially ANAL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHING television programs to address CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

FEMADOM Tourette's is CLIT not to be DESU confused with FAGGOT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITCUNTING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BIG FOOT random DAMN disorientation, culturally-SONNY BILL WILLIAMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHIGGER language, SAND NIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YOU WANKER BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive DICK quantities CAPTAIN CRUNCH of ANAL DIABETES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS garbage.

Darnit.

A JOHN ELWAY Polite Note to the WANKER Author:

The CLIT Tourette's DAMNATION Research Institute was FUCKER founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BELLEND Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LAKE TITICACA article DOG FUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ORGASM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BASTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SUCK A BIG DICK Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can FELLATIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENIS ON A BUN TV, for always focusing on the FUCK YOU bad side of a terrible LET'S SHIT thing.
• The main ASSHOLE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CRAPPY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GENITALIA knee BEAVER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WETBACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HORSE PENIS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for GRIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAT'S ASS sufferers to become ASSHOLE manically depressed and DICKHEAD commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no [Insert silly non-swear here] cure, and the BASTARD drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITBALLS tics often have adverse BASTARD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK MY COCK perodol" which caused my entire BUGGER body to go SEX numb and CHINA SUCKS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FELLATIO it is without the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE drug.

I am an active member of a HELL tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL the BUTT-HOLE public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS ON A BUN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MOTHERFUCKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS OFF MY ASS sorry for CHENEY "hi-jacking" your TOURETTE'S IS FUN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like VAGINA this that really ANUSCAKE annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHEBAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a SEX horrible disorder is (not) TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.

Best CUNTING ASSCRACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CULT OF THE DEAD COW Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “CENSORSHIP” Wen

P.S. TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Regards to Andrew THONG TASTER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The CLEMEN bastard who wrote this article. You can BALL SACK punch him if you NAZI want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the RAPE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my GIVING HEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PRICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and HELLFIRE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COCKSHITTER BAND WITH 4 WANKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DIRTY SANCHEZ HORSE! PRICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PRICK'S HOUSE

How SON OF A BITCH to HELL cure OH SHI– the ASSCRACK Tourette's TITMOUSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's KIKE Syndrome ASS is WHORE following CHICKEN FRIES these BITCH rules BUTTFUCKER in FUCKING A order:

• 1: Avoid TOWELHEAD immature INBRED little SHITFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to BELGIUM within SHITBALLS 10 SONNY BILL WILLIAMSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PORCH MONKEY DUNE COON MOCCASINS nor I AM CORNHOLIO! talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKBAG yourself you SOD don't ICE CREAM have PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT this COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DONGSHOVER WITH NASTY DAMN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ABO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PRICK last straw PISS OFF!

I fucking put DAMMIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FLYING FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at AY-AY-AY the TOP OF JACKASS THIS HORSE SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA offensive. DAMN IT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NECROPHILIA people who try NAZI to battle DUNE COON'PISS that tight-ass BUGGER 17-year-BOOBS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find EMO it now, but someone said FUCK' POOPOO FUCKFACE'ARSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JERK OFF is a laughing POOPY matter. Plus there RAT'S COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HAIL SATAN! Uncyclopedia, there are DOG SHIT articles NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TAFFY stuff. So O CANADA that means QUEEF stop getting mad at the BONG first part too and CUNTRAG talking about the ASSFACE letter that it's ASS mocking (what BENCH PRESS letter? I don't even know what DICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA hi self FUCKER even made a really RICK MORANIS good point. "It's SUCK MY COCK nothing more GOD DAMMIT from a head nod to a SHITFUCKER knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add ARSE onto ASSCRACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JUSTIN BIEBER suffer that FUCKBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SEMEN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! be, because if I were a EUROIPODS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEX hilarious. If you JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSCRACK be offended, don't read BULLCRAP the freaking ALEX TREBEK article anyway.

CHOAD SHITSKIN I RAPE WALRUSES! LET'S SHIT HO FUCKING A SCROTUM FUCKING A JUNGLE BUNNY FRITZ

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MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF BASTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS KRAUT DYKE ABO ASSWIPE MILF BEAVER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT QUEEF JACKASS SHIT NAZI JERK OFF PISS OFF FUCK BALLS WIENER FUCK MONKEY SHIT BITCH HONKY JOHN ELWAY CHINK PICKANINNY DICKLICK SHITE CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS TWAT GANGBANG FUCK FENCE JUMPER BONG YOU WANKER CHINK YOUR MOM BORDER HOPPER BORDER HOPPER YOU WANKER COCK CUNNILINGUS BULLCRAP BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHAV OSTRICH MY ASS BALL SACK PISS OFF BITCH BALL SACK GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK CUNNILINGUS VAGINA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKSTAIN ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK O CANADA CUNT BALL SACK NICARAGUA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD CUNTRAG SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE COCKSMOKER HITLER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPMUNCHER FUCKHEAD DILDO BUGGER OFF NIGGER CRAPMUNCHER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKHEAD FUCKBAG BASTARD SHAKOPEE BUGGER RECTUM RAIDER CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHIT SAND NIGGER SCROTUM MOZILLA FIREFOX LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ANUSCAKE HOSER BALL SACK ASSHAT RAT'S ASS I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN IT DICKFACE RAT'S COCK HENTAI BUKKAKE FUCKSTAIN DICKHEAD WANK TWAT LAKE TITICACA 666 SPUNK CRAPFUCKER CHUFF FUCK YOU BULLSHIT VAGINA YOU WANKER BULLSHIT DIPSHIT SACRAMENTO I WILL END YOU! CUNT TWAT KNOBJOCKEY SHIT NIGNOG ANAL SON OF A BITCH DYKE DICKHEAD CLIT DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT DICK CHICKEN TITS D'OH CRAPPY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FLYING FUCK GARBAGE DAY! SAGGY TITS PIG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PUSSY CHALICE QUEEF PECKERHEAD TITTYWANK CLUSTERFUCK ASS BOON ARSE SHIT MAMA MIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MONKEY SHIT SEMEN MACACA PENIS SHITBALLS FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CAPTAIN CRUNCH SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WANK ASSFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GO HOME AND DIE POO POO BLOWJOB VAGINA HAIL SATAN! POOPY FUCKWIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHOLE SHITHEAD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! YOUR MOM I CAN AFFORD FOOD CHOAD KISSER HEIL HITLER! YOGHURT CANNON BASTARD NIPPLES NIPPLES WARNER MUSIC GROUP PORCH MONKEY HELLFUCKER BUGFUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE GOD DAMMIT WOP PISS BITCH ASSHOLE HADJI GOD DAMMIT WANKSPLAT WANK SOD OFF FUCK BONER SHITE FUCKHEAD D'OH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLACK WANK GRIS DAMN TIT SPRINKLES PISS OFF PISS ARTIST CRACKER OSTRICH MY ASS SHITCOCK PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES WIENER CUNT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER O CANADA BORDER HOPPER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK RAT'S COCK SUITCASE PENIS PISS ARTIST DICK FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER WANK BITCH SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY COCK HELLFUCKER BUGFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN WANK FUCKER POTTYMOUTH SIGMUND FREUD QUEEF FRAK FUCKING FUCKER REDSKIN FUCK OFF FU SPANG NIPPLES POWERSHIT PRICK FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD WIENER ANAL PISS ARTIST DICKLICK FUCKTARD JOHNNY JOHN SMILEY FACE ANAL DIABETES PUNANI FROG'S FAT ASS MOCCASINS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS SHIT SHITSLIDE SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY SHIT WANKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOUCHEBAG NIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WANK TWO-INCH PENIS DOUCHE NAZI FUCK COCKSHITTER FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX SHITBALLS BRITNEY JERK OFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TITS & DICKS QUEEF PISSHOLE PUSSY SEMPRINI DOUCHEBAG I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST CUNT CRAPPER BUGFUCK DAMN CRAPMUNCHER JERRY DAMN NIGGER JESSE McCARTNEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOTHERFUCKER and with the SHITE and his DONKEY DICK of girraffes in which BALLS while reading about FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FEMADOM