Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ORGASM'GOD DAMMIT'JACK OFF'SCROTUM'CUNT'HOSER'BIGNOSE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DIRTY SANCHEZ neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITS, sudden DOG SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or JIZZ vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly HI, BILLY MAYS HERE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TAFFY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMNATION include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUCK COCKS IN HELL! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHITPISSER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially TWAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING JUMP! television programs to address PISS OFF MY ASS Tourette's syndrome.

ASSRAMMER Tourette's is BAD MOTHERFUCKER not to be WIGGER confused with COCKSMOKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAT'S ASS random GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS disorientation, culturally-TITTYWANK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JIZZ outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! language, MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITBALLS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive PEEPEE quantities HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS ARTIST Polite Note to the BIGNOSE Author:

The WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? Tourette's WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Research Institute was EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA founded to TACO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITSLIDE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BLISTERING BARNACLES article JAP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOUCHING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAT'S ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourrette's sufferers INCEST swear. You can YOUR MOM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RANDY TRAVIS TV, for always focusing on the SHIT bad side of a terrible COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT thing.
• The main TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSHAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PRICK knee MACACA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WOP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS school for CRAPPY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS LICKER sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and BULLCRAP commit FUCKER suicide.
• There is no SUITCASE PENIS cure, and the GOD DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITCUNTING tics often have adverse SHITCUNTING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TWAT perodol" which caused my entire BUGGER OFF body to go FUCK YOU numb and COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCK it is without the ASSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome PORCUPINE'S BALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SPIC the CRAPFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "BASTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHE NAZI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WOODPECKERSHIT sorry for MOTHERFUCKER "hi-jacking" your FUCKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YOU this that really HONKY annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this 666 article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HORSE SHIT, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) BUTT-HOLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LIMEY time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an AMERICA'S GREAT! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DISSIDENTS in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. CLEMEN Regards to Andrew SHAKOPEE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKFACE punch him if you I DID IT FOR THE LULZ want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DOT HEAD saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my GENITALIA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS and ASSHAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HENTAI music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HONKY BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCK HORSE! TITS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITS'S HOUSE

How CRAPMUNCHER to CHINK cure GYPSY the ASS Tourette's DAMN IT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for FUCKTARD Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA is DICK TITS following DUMBASS these KIKE rules NIGGER in MILF order:

• 1: Avoid PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT immature BOOBIES little DUMBASS kids,
• 2: Count to SEMPRINI within SCUMBUCKET 10 DICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your KAFFIR FUCKTARD DOUCHE nor BUTTFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell TENTACLE RAPE yourself you FUCK don't CLEMEN have GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY this CUNTBUCKET disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YID WITH NASTY ASSBANDIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITS last straw GREASER!

I fucking put SCUMBAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT CRAPPER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHICKEN SHIT the TOP OF BUKKAKE THIS STEVE BALLMER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. BANGKOK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FRIG people who try INBRED to battle ASSHOLE'CHINK that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-SCRATCH! GROUNDER!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find INBRED it now, but someone said SHITSLINGING' EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT'ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BITCH is a laughing GOATSE matter. Plus there DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLEMEN Uncyclopedia, there are PENIS articles TOSSER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POLESMOKER stuff. So FUCK NUGGET that means BELLEND stop getting mad at the FUCKING JUMP! first part too and JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE talking about the DAGO letter that it's NEGRO mocking (what GENITALIA letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITTYWANK hi self MOCKIE even made a really I'LL RAPE YOU good point. "It's FAG nothing more WIGGER from a head nod to a PENIS knee tick". BUKKAKE. Which I'll add SMEG onto BALLS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CAMEL JOCKEY suffer that CUNTSWILLING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICK TITS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUGFUCK be, because if I were a DONKEY PUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BEANER hilarious. If you I'LL RAPE YOU Want facts, go on PUSSY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FLYING FUCK be offended, don't read ASS FASCIST the freaking SHITHEAD article anyway.

RAGHEAD WANKER RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS LIMEY BUTTFUCKER HELL JENKEM ASS BASKETBALL

GREASER CHAV RAPE CHRISTHUMPER DAGO PEDOPHILIA FUCKWIT TOTAL SHITE DICK IN A BOX BULLCRAP [expletive deleted] HELL MOCCASINS FUCKBAG CAMEL FUCKER KIKE PORCH MONKEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER INCEST TENTACLE RAPE SCROTUM DAMN IT SUCK MY COCK NIGGER TITWANK NIHILISM TITS SHITTY FUCKTARD PISS OFF CLEVELAND STEAMER EMO FRAK CUNT CHICKEN SHIT ASSBANDIT DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD CHIGGER ASSHOLE PISS OFF CROTCH WIKIPEDIA GOATSE FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD HOMO SHIT SOD OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS FIRECROTCH POTTYMOUTH LIMEY DARTH VADER DUMBASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FRAK GRAPE PENIS SHITHEAD RUSKIE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD FUCKING BITCH PRICK GOATSE BELLEND BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS ORGASM RUSTY TROMBONE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD NORTH KOREA RAPE P'KANG TESTICLE CHOKE MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITFUCKER SEX BUTT-HEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL GARBAGE DAY! NIGNOG RAPE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT CLUSTERFUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK GENITALIA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POLAK BLUE PENIS! MINORITIES BOOBIES FASHION BUG FUCKTARD SHITFUCKER PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD HELL INBRED SHITSLINGING JACKASS PISSHOLE TACO FUCK GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITE JOHN ELWAY JUSTIN BIEBER SHITHEAD GANGBANG ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS NAZI ASSHAT FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS BLOWJOB FUCKING JUMP! CLEMEN DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE ALEX TREBEK ASSHAT BUGGER GOBSHITE SPIC ASSHOLE TITTIES PISS OFF MY ASS WIGGER BALLS GRAPE PENIS DIPSHIT PIG GOD DAMMIT BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE TOWELHEAD TOWELHEAD PUSSY TAFFY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN GOOK JACK ABRAMOFF JUNGLE BUNNY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BITCH SHITE ASS GOATSE JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FEWMETS CHOAD FOOTBALL CUNT FUCKER DICKFACE GRIS PISS ARTIST SHITTY PISSHOLE DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK SON OF A BITCH FELCHING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PRICK CUM SHITFACE FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE CUNT DEVELOPERS! HORSE SHIT DAMMIT GRUE RAPE YOUR MOM FLYING FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU CAMEL JOCKEY HELLFIRE HORSE PENIS TITTIES BORDER HOPPER MOLDY TITS BENCH PRESS BASTARD ARSE TWAT CLIT MALARKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT TACO JIGGABOO MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] I'LL RAPE YOU HONKY DAMN IT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE YOU WANKER DONGSHOVER HELL TITTIES BALL SACK SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS CHOAD KISSER JOHN ELWAY PUSSY TURD CAMEL FUCKER ASS BEANER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE TITTYWANK FUDGEPACKER DIPSHIT MICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHAV DOUCHING DOUCHETITS PENIS BULLSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY NIGNOG FUCKER ORGASM GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT NIGGER SHITSLINGING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE PISS ASSWIPE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS SPUNK SCROTUM FUCKTARD WHORE FUCK MONKEY SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL SAND NIGGER DAMMIT BASTARD NEGRO TOTAL ASSHOLE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PISSHOLE FIST FUCK SCROTUM DAMN BASTARD FELLATIO FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER O KURWA! JUSTIN BIEBER DICK PRICK SHITHEAD TAMPONS HORSE PENIS GOOK GOD DAMN QUEEF FUCK NUGGET BEAVER GRIS CUNT CLEMEN HORSE SHIT EPIDIDYMIS ASS CANNED QUOTES FUCKFACE CLEAN DRINKING WATER CUM NEOPETS STRAWBERRY ASS DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WIENER INJUN RAGHEAD TITTIES SUITCASE PENIS ASSFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEX FUCK SCUMBUCKET SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHOAD FUCK FUCKTARD BUTT-HEAD NIGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CARPET MUNCHER URINE-GARGLING COLGATE DOODIE HEAD NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER PORCH MONKEY BUGGER OFF DONKEY PUNCHER DOG FUCKER [expletive deleted] CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER FUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHENEY SHIT RAPE NI SUCK MY DICK SCROTUM FELLATIO FUCKWIT BONER BOOBS JACKASS BAT FUCK INSANE INJUN PISS ARSE P'KANG WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK BULLSHIT PRICK FUCKSTAIN INBRED HUMAN RIGHTS CAMEL JOCKEY WOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSRAPING DICKLICK WANKSPLAT JACKASS SHIT REDNECK BUGGER OFF NAZI SHITCOCK ASS INBRED BITCH FUCK A DUCK FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS FUCK CHOAD BAT FUCK INSANE DICKWAD PEARL NECKLACE NECROPHILIA SHITTY PISS HEIL HITLER! PISS OFF MY ASS BOOBIES PISS OFF MY ASS GOOK FUCKWIT VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE TRANNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLEMEN ARSE GIVING HEAD PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT CUNT CRAPPER BASTARD SOD suck my mothers BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK OFF TITS BONER FELLATIO SEMEN BIRD IN THE HOUSE TOTAL HADJI JUSTIN BIEBER FRITZ DOUCHING FELCHING PISSHOLE FRENCH TICKLER BEAVER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITCOCK COLGATE PUNANI BLISTERING BARNACLES PEEPEE DOUCHE CLUSTERFUCK CUNTYMINTS AAAAAAAAA! BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK WANK WANK [Insert swear here] FUCKING CUNT BITCH BIGNOSE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER HELLFUCKER ASS SHITCOCK DAMN IT BITCH CHING CHONG CHINK [EXPLETIVE] JACKASS FROG SHITFACE BUGFUCK COLGATE MARGARET THATCHER CRAPPY NEGRO FRITZ DOUCHE NAZI BELGIUM FUCKER ASSBANDIT NIGGER ASS EMO SHITE SHIT SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER TWAT BITCH MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY BALL SACK PISS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKHEAD ASSFACE NORTH KOREA SUGARTITS BALLS SHITFACE SHITFACE JERK OFF YOU WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTING ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING BASEBALL SCROTUM HOMO VAGINA INBRED SHITHEAD SHITHEAD GOD DAMN ASS STEVE BALLMER FUCKER GOBSHITE ALEX TREBEK SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK HELL JERK OFF GREASER NEGRO GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS LICKER FUCK ASS DICKFACE CUM BOLLOCKS FIST FUCK DAMN FLYING FUCK PUSSY FELLATIO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM pen0r MARCH OF FLAMES TITS COMMUNIST DILDO WANK CUM SECOND BALLS DILDO SHITE TIT SPRINKLES MOLDY TITS DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BOON HUEY P. NEWTON FUCKER JIZZ FLYING RAT'S ASS POLAK DICK TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIPSHIT DOUCHE TOSSER FUCKWIT GOAT DICK SHITE CUNNILINGUS OH SHI– GRUE RAPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT FUCKER POLAK SHIT CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS BITCH MARGARET THATCHER STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT RANDY TRAVIS POLAK MASTURBATION HELL CARPET MUNCHER WIENER CONDOMS PENIS FUCKHEAD INBRED TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE CUNT PAKI CUNT PEEPEE SCUMBUCKET CONDOMS WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA EMO SHITTY ASSCRACK FAG BUGGER OFF DUNE COON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOG SHIT BOOBS DAGO EMO DELICIOUS CAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE JACKASS CC PLZ [EXPLETIVE] BOLLOCKS CC PLZ SON OF A BITCH BOLLOCKS RAT'S COCK BONER KRAUT FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN MICK FUCKWIT STRAWBERRY ASS DOUCHETITS PRICK URINE-GARGLING FUCK CHUFF MASTURBATION TOSSER TITTIES CUNTBUCKET MACACA BOYCOTT VIACOM! OSTRICH MY ASS suck my mothers GO HOME AND DIE YID SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FELLATIO JIGGABOO DILDO DOT HEAD GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FELLATIO JACKASS SHIT CHOAD KISSER BEAVER BUTT PIRATE GOBSHITE FUCKTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS WIENER AUTOFELLATIO DICK SAND NIGGER BOON PAGE BLANKING JESSE McCARTNEY DONALD RUMSFELD BOB SAGET HELL I WILL KILL YOU! CHOAD STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS FELCHING MICK JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT PENIS POLACK HELL DAMN STEVE BALLMER NAZI PUSSY DONKEY DICK RECTUM RAIDER STEVE BALLMER SHITBALLS NAZI TITS ASSHAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA EPIDIDYMIS CLEVELAND STEAMER EXTRA LONG PENIS FAGGOT FUCKBAG COCKSUCKER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF [EXPLETIVE] PENIS SHITCOCK SHITHEAD CROTCH FELCHING PUSSY ASSWIPE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ASSHAT BALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTTFUCKER SIGMUND FREUD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD ARSE RICK MORANIS SHITHEAD SCUMBAG PISS WIENER BOON PISS OFF FUCKING A SCROTUM TWAT SHIT RAGHEAD INBRED POLESMOKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BULLCRAP DAMN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL SUCK MY COCK COON DOT HEAD KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 DYKE NIGNOG [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CUM MONKEY SHIT WANK CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG SHITBALLS DOUCHEBAG CLUSTERFUCK SHIT OUT OF MY DICK JIZZ FUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! D'OH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONER TESTICLE CHOKE PISS ARTIST CUNTRAG HELLFIRE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS JIGGABOO WOP SHITE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 666 FUCKBAG KIKE BITCH FUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WHORE REDSKIN NIGGER PAKI FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK BUGGER FUCK YOU HELL BUKKAKE DICK CHICKEN BALLS BITCH CUNT BUTTFUCKER FLYING FUCK WEHATEMARIO HELL NIPPLES I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKER FUCKER DICK TOWELHEAD BOOBS YOUR MOM KAFFIR ASSRAMMER DICKWAD ASS LICKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHING BITCH SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS CUNT JOHN ELWAY ASS MOCKIE OH SHI– TAMPONS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBUCKET BIGNOSE FLYING FUCK JACKASS TITS & DICKS ASS DUMBASS RUSTY TROMBONE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK YOU BASTARD FUCK ASS OH SHI– ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS KIKE TOTAL FENCE JUMPER DONKEY DICK BUTT PIRATE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MOCCASINS SHAKOPEE AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS CHICKEN FRIES BASTARD PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! SEX FLAMING ASS BADGER SIGMUND FREUD DICK TITS GANGBANG WANK SUGARTITS MOCKIE DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBIES WHITE PEOPLE ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA GANGBANG DOUCHE SHIT MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE YOU WANKER FUCK YOU CAMEL FUCKER FLYING FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITBALLS NECROPHILIA I AM CORNHOLIO! DONKEY PUNCHER WIKIPEDIA MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN POMMIE HELL INCEST YID I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE DILDO MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING DICK IN A BOX Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive THIS IS A RARE SWEAR and with the RAPE and his SLOPE of girraffes in which CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT while reading about RAT'S COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKING also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK OFF