Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BITCH'DOUCHING'BONER'JACKASS SHIT'DAMN'CC PLZ'POWERSHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FROG'S FAT ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder NIPPLES characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHOLE, sudden TUBA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHOAD or WANKSPLAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GOD DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIPSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BITCH SCUMBUCKET words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOP utterFUCKance of socially SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAGHEAD television programs to address DOG SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

SMEG Tourette's is TIT DIRT not to be FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD confused with MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YOU random TWISTY VAGINA disorientation, culturally-WOP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NIGNOG language, REDNECK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JOHN ELWAY FELCHING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PUNANI souvenir shoppes and massive PISS UP MY ARSE quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A DIPSHIT Polite Note to the OH SHI– Author:

The NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was FUCK founded to DICKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MAMA MIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BASTARD article DOUGHNUT PUNCHER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HENTAI I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KIKE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RAT'S ASS Tourrette's sufferers HELL swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RAT'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the FIRECROTCH bad side of a terrible DAMN thing.
• The main SEX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are RANDY TRAVIS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHAKOPEE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHRIS CHAN knee CUNTRAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SON OF A BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOG SHIT school for CLEVELAND STEAMER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and BUGGER OFF commit HORSE PENIS suicide.
• There is no DIPSHIT cure, and the CUNT drugs that are available to, "calm" the TESTICLE CHOKE tics often have adverse SONNY BILL WILLIAMS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POOPY perodol" which caused my entire TOWELHEAD body to go SUCK MY DICK numb and BEAVER basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the PENIS ON A BUN drug.

I am an active member of a CRAPPY tourette syndrome HITLER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANKER the CHICKEN FRIES public view of Tourettes as a "BUTT-HOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUTT-HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PUSSY sorry for PEDOPHILIA "hi-jacking" your REBECCA BLACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really SAGGY TITS annoys me. I am working towards a CONDOMS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PENIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITWANK, and making fun of a FEWMETS horrible disorder is (not) CLEMEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best DONKEY PUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BELLEND” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN BABY FORMULA reply

As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen

P.S. HADJI Regards to Andrew PUSSY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can WOODPECKERSHIT punch him if you DONALD RUMSFELD want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSCRACK saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my TURD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHOLE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FROG and NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAT'S COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOMO BAND WITH 4 YOGHURT CANNON MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOG SHIT HORSE! ASSHOLE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHOLE'S HOUSE

How PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS to IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! cure MOTHERFUCKER the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA Tourette's FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTSWILLING for RAPE Tourette's SHIT Syndrome ASSHOLE is FRAK following CHIGGER these FUCK rules OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH in NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! order:

• 1: Avoid SPICY CUNT FUCK immature FUCK A DUCK little BALL SACK kids,
• 2: Count to TURD within CLEVELAND STEAMER 10 WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?seconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE CHOAD nor BULLCRAP talk,
• 4: Tell D'OH yourself you THONG TASTER don't DOUCHE have PUSSY this SHITCOCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PORCH MONKEY WITH NASTY ASSRAMMER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKFACE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHOLE last straw TWAT!

I fucking put DUNE COON' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHEBAG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF WOP THIS FLYING FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING offensive. LET'S SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FENCE JUMPER people who try MALL SANTA to battle BITCH'FUCK YOU that tight-ass SHITSLINGING 17-year-MICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHIT it now, but someone said DUMBASS' COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SUCK A BIG DICK'JESSE McCARTNEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CRAP ON A STICK is a laughing CUNTSWILLING matter. Plus there FUCKWIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLYING RAT'S ASS Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKING articles ARSE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSWIPE stuff. So DOM DeLUISE that means TUBA stop getting mad at the CLEVELAND STEAMER first part too and SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS talking about the FUCKHEAD letter that it's FROG mocking (what FUDGEPACKER letter? I don't even know what FELCHING the heck you're talking about). Adrian PICKANINNY hi self TITWANK even made a really IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! good point. "It's TITTIES nothing more QUEEF from a head nod to a FUCK YOU knee tick". FUCK OFF. Which I'll add FEMADOM onto WETBACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MALARKY suffer that DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BONER be, because if I were a ARSE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSYLICKER hilarious. If you BAT FUCK INSANE Want facts, go on POOPY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WOP be offended, don't read CAPTAIN CRUNCH the freaking DONKEY PUNCHER article anyway.

[expletive deleted] DAMN ARSE SCROTUM BULLSHIT COON POMMIE POOPY DOUCHE NAZI CUNT

DICK CHICKEN NIGGER CRAPFUCKER NEOPETS FUCKER BUGGER ASSWIPE BEAVER BUKKAKE FUCK A DUCK WANK GRAPE PENIS PISS GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK CUNT BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE ASSHOLE BITCH NEGRO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FAGGOT HELL CHINK SUCK MY COCK ARSE NECROPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS WINDOWS VISTA FLYING FUCK ARSEBADGERS BELLEND INBRED CHICKEN FRIES PENIS ON A BUN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YOU SUCK BALLS WANKSPLAT JOHN ELWAY TAMPONS NIPPLES LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MARY WHITEHOUSE PUSSYLICKER SHITE COCK PUSSY HOLY DUMB FUCK TITS & DICKS LOLCAT DICK CHICKEN ASSHOLE FUCKING PISS SCROTUM CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN SHITTY RUSKIE SPANK THE MONKEY LOLCAT BITCH CHOAD INBRED WANK PORCH MONKEY DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN BULLCRAP BITCH TACO TIMBER NIGGER CHOAD DICKHEAD VAGINA HYPERINFLATION SHIT BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK SHITE I AM CORNHOLIO! SEX BASTARD SHIT DONGSHOVER SOD OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASSFACE NIGGER DIPSHIT CARPET MUNCHER PROXY SITES ASSHAT GYPSY WANKER DICKHEAD SEMEN FUCKFUCKFUCK FOUR-EYES BITCH EPIDIDYMIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PRICK PUSSY DICKHEAD ASSWIPE MOCKIE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BONER HATE HATE HAT GOD DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITWANK CHUFF BONER DICK WANK ASS TITS HELL BONER CAMEL JOCKEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DONALD RUMSFELD BASTARD POLACK DICK FAG BULLSHIT BITCH ABO JACKASS SHIT P'KANG PISS DICK TITS JACKASS ASSFACE DICKHEAD NIGGER SON OF A BITCH COCKSHITTER FAGGOT FUCK A DUCK GOBSHITE NIGGER SHITFUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE RUSKIE PENIS ON A STICK RUSTY TROMBONE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD TITTYWANK GIVING HEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH TIT SPRINKLES FAG INBRED SHITFACE ASSWIPE CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU SMEG BULLSHIT FUCKWIT CUNT NIGNOG GOD DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES GENITALIA COCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMNATION HELL NIGGER ASSCRACK SPIC NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BLOWJOB ASSHOLE FUCK RAGHEAD BOOBS BUGGER BULLCRAP CLEMEN DUMBASS BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT BASTARD CHOAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DAMN PECKERHEAD FUCKING DAMN BORDER HOPPER DAMN BEAVER CHRISTHUMPER JACK OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER DAMMIT RAPE CLUSTERFUCK SOD OFF PICKANINNY FLAMING ASS BADGER HO CHICKEN SHIT ANUSCAKE PISS OFF MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER BUTTFUCKER NICARAGUA CUNT DOUCHE MONKEY SHIT FUCK INCEST FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIPPLES BITCH GO HOME AND DIE ASSHOLE BALLS WALRUS SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SEMEN SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CUNT BUGGER OFF BENSON SUCKS WALRUS SHIT JACKASS SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ORANGE TURTLE NAZI CONDOMS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLEMEN NI GOD DAMN BITCH NEGRO TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JERK OFF SHITHEAD BULLSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS ARTIST WANKSPLAT CUNT ABO FRITZ ORGASM DICKFACE JAP TITTIES GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY SOD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? FRITZ YOU WANKER GOD DAMN CUNT WETBACK SHITE DOUCHING WEHATEMARIO BITCH BOOBS FLYING FUCK ASSHAT REDSKIN AUTOFELLATIO HENTAI CUNT LAPPER CUM ANUSCAKE ALEX TREBEK DICKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PUSSY CHIGGER CUNT PIGFUCKER ANAL DIABETES FROG SHITCOCK CUNTBUCKET DICKLICK BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY BOOBIES FUCKER BITCH CUNNILINGUS HOMO PUSSY BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER TITS CONSENSUS FUCKING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGGER FUCKTARD OH SHI– WANK FUCKTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TITS & DICKS EPIDIDYMIS SCUMBUCKET LIMEY P'KANG TOSSER FUCKBAG PISSHOLE HENTAI KRAUT COCKGOBLIN YOUR MOM SOD JERK OFF HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS BLUMPKIN KIKE DAMN MOCKIE FROG'S FAT ASS TOSSER ASSHOLE ASS BLUMPKIN SON OF A BITCH JIZZ FUCK PRICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTBUCKET FENCE JUMPER CUNNILINGUS TWO-INCH PENIS GIVING HEAD GOD DAMN SUGARTITS GYPSY GENITALIA SHITTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT PISS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUGFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NI PISS OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT BASTARD ANAL DIABETES HORSE PENIS BIRD SHIT WOP FELLATIO DAMN NICARAGUA HELLFUCKER CHOAD BUKKAKE SON OF A BITCH JACK OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACK OFF CARPET MUNCHER SHOOP DA WHOOP ASSBANDIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASS SHITTY I WILL KILL YOU! WANK WIKIPEDIA RULES 666 WIGGER GYPSY CUNTBUCKET [EXPLETIVE] BEANER CHIGGER BULLSHIT CRAP ON A STICK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHOAD KISSER JENKEM MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING FRIG SHAKOPEE DUMBASS INBRED IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BULLSHIT CLEMEN JAP CHOAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PIECE OF SHIT BRITNEY TIT DIRT FUCK YOU INVISIBLE! TAFFY ASS MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI WHORE BOB SAGET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHE I WILL END YOU! HO NIGNOG ASSHAT D'OH BAD MOTHERFUCKER TAFFY PENIS ON A BUN FUCKING CUNTSWILLING HO CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD FUCKING HONKY CRAPFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK BELGIUM JACKASS CROTCH SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NEOPETS SEX COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PORCH MONKEY SHITSLIDE RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHAT CRACKER SHIT SHIT DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGGER FLYING FUCK COCKSUCKER JACKASS WIENER WIENER HOMO DAMN RAGHEAD DOG SHIT JACK OFF HELL CRAP ON A STICK MILF CUNT JIGGABOO JOHNNY FUCK OFF AY-AY-AY LOGJAMMER BUGGER OFF IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! INBRED BOLLOCKS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! MICK FAGGOT PISS OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SEMEN SHITFUCKER FUCK A DUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS WOP LGBT RIGHTS SHITSLINGING BONER THONG TASTER GANGBANG GANGBANG DICKHEAD PISS ANAL DAMMIT ORGASM FUCKBAG DOUCHEBAG POLACK TITS DICK CHICKEN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DONALD RUMSFELD FLYING FUCK YUKY DOODY FUCKING SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITTYWANK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON KIKE MILF SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE SEX INBRED FUCKSTAIN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DICK TITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN PISS OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITCOCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT VAGINA NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER CUNT FIST FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK FELCHMONKEY FUCKING BALL SACK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BULLSHIT DAMNED TABERNACLE TITMOUSE SHITE BUGGER OFF VAGINA LIMEY PUSSY DOUCHE NIGGER SEX MICK COCKSUCKER CHIGGER HORSE SHIT HELL FUCKFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER TITS AUTOFELLATIO POOPOO SHIT LIKE A HORSE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BUNG-HOLE JACKASS TITS GOD DAMN JACKASS FRIG MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAMMER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ASSHAT DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBIES CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK DOG SHIT AY-AY-AY CUNT FUCK ASSHOLE ASS LICKER MOCCASINS BOOBS CRAP ON A STICK WOP WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE DICKWAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DILDO WANK FLAMING ASS BADGER HOMO HOT GRITS SHITE FUCK HEIL HITLER! WANK WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIPPLES YOU WANKER FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HORSE SHIT DUMBASS SCROTUM ASS DICKFACE HOSER GREASER CHIGGER ASSHOLE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HEIL HITLER! ASSFACE SHITFACE BUTT-HOLE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! KRAUT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOUCHING MOCCASINS SHIT O KURWA! FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG JACKASS FUCK SOD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKFACE TURD QUEEF LIMEY DOUCHEBAG PORCH MONKEY ASSFACE BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SAGGY TITS NI NECROPHILIA PORCH MONKEY HOSER DOUCHETITS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS BEANER MOCCASINS WANK DICKHEAD HENTAI SACRAMENTO CLIT KIKE FELCHING GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITTY ASSWIPE ASSHOLE I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASS BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN PUNANI WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BORDER HOPPER ARSE ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNTBUCKET FUCK OFF TITTYWANK DAGO BIGNOSE VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT DYKE TITTIES CUNT BAT FUCK INSANE POMMIE JACKASS DICKFACE FUCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TESTICLE CHOKE HIGH WAGES ORGASM FROG'S FAT ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SCUMBAG DOM DeLUISE JAP BASTARD HAIL SATAN! ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE HORSE SHIT JOHN ELWAY COMMUNIST DILDO NIGGER TITS JOHNNY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR COON FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S COCK GOD BLESS AMERICA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITS & DICKS ASSCRACK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING DAMN IT BUKKAKE FUCKWIT FUCKING SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS GOD DAMN SHITPISSER BASTARD QUEEF FUCK HOMO WANKSPLAT CUNTYMINTS DAMN PUNANI DOG SHIT ASSHOLE FRED PHELPS DAMN GOBSHITE ASSHAT BALLS PISS ARTIST TIT DIRT ASSFACE HO BASTARD SHITCOCK DOODIE HEAD ASSHOLE TACO ASSWIPE DAGO BALL SACK ASSCRACK DOUCHEBAG LOLCAT SON OF A BITCH WANK MOCCASINS TOSSER DAMN YOU WANKER CLIT SCROTUM TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CLIT PORCH MONKEY WIKIPEDIA HELL FUCKBAG ANUSCAKE YOU WANKER FUCKHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SMEG and with the NIPPLES and his PISS ARTIST of girraffes in which SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FU SPANG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT