Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CRACKER'WOP'CHINK'CAMEL FUCKER'DONKEY DICK'FUCKING'DIRTY SANCHEZ Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BAT FUCK INSANE neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOMO, sudden FLYING RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIGNOG or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FELCHING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITCOCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ABO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHICKEN SHIT utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BELGIUM television programs to address GANGBANG Tourette's syndrome.

DOG SHIT Tourette's is LOLCAT not to be HELLFIRE confused with CRACKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BENCH PRESS random WANK disorientation, culturally-IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! -inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACK ABRAMOFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKER language, I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WARNER MUSIC GROUP BORDER HOPPER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BULLSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive TITWANK quantities COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DOG SHIT Polite Note to the SOD OFF Author:

The FUCK Tourette's SHITSLINGING Research Institute was DAMN founded to SAND NIGGER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POLAK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article EMO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JOHN ELWAY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TITWANK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SMEG Tourrette's sufferers BOOBS swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DAGO TV, for always focusing on the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! bad side of a terrible IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! thing.
• The main MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PEEPEE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEVELAND STEAMER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKWAD knee NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOCCASINS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POTTYMOUTH school for TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage 30 CASES OF PICKLES sufferers to become STEVE BALLMER manically depressed and INCEST commit BELLEND suicide.
• There is no MOCCASINS cure, and the NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT tics often have adverse WHORE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire DOM DeLUISE body to go DAMN IT numb and MARGARET THATCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than suck my mothers it is without the ABO drug.

I am an active member of a CRAP tourette syndrome LIKE FATHER LIKE SON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ARSEBADGERS the ASSWIPE public view of Tourettes as a "TWAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOODIE HEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your POOPY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITHEAD this that really SPANK THE MONKEY annoys me. I am working towards a FELCHMONKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PENIS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAMEL JOCKEY, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) PISS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUSSY time.

Best ASSHOLE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SOD OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CULT OF THE DEAD COW byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. BATHING SUIT AREA Regards to Andrew SHITFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The GOD DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMMIT punch him if you LOGJAMMER want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you SALISBURY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFACE saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HOMO Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HORSE PENIS and INBRED playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SEX BAND WITH 4 JACK OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK YOU HORSE! HOMO IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HOMO'S HOUSE

How LOLCAT to WANKSPLAT cure GOBSHITE the NIGGER Tourette's BONG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING A for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's HOSER Syndrome ROSIE O'DONNELL is 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT following PUSSY these ASSBANDIT rules MOCKIE in THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! order:

• 1: Avoid FRITZ immature PORCH MONKEY little TRANNY kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within RAT'S COCK 10 POTTYMOUTHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING SHITTY nor HI, BILLY MAYS HERE talk,
• 4: Tell ARSEBADGERS yourself you BOOBS don't DONKEY DICK have JACK OFF this ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHN ELWAY WITH NASTY SALISBURY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HOMO last straw BOOBIES!

I fucking put STRAWBERRY ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE TOSSER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at KIDDY FIDDLER the TOP OF DAMN IT THIS SHITFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DONKEY PUNCHER offensive. BULLCRAP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS ARTIST people who try BALLS to battle WANK'ASSCRACK that tight-ass VANITY PAGES ROCK 17-year-YID—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GRINGO it now, but someone said FENCE JUMPER' BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS'RAT'S COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COCK is a laughing BLISTERING BARNACLES matter. Plus there JACKASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DIRTY SANCHEZ Uncyclopedia, there are PUSSY articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So WANK that means PROXY SITES stop getting mad at the DAMN IT first part too and FUCK talking about the WANK letter that it's WANKER mocking (what FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD letter? I don't even know what PIGFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRIG hi self BOOBS even made a really DOUCHE NAZI good point. "It's DARTH VADER nothing more FUCKING A from a head nod to a I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! knee tick". TWAT. Which I'll add TITTIES onto BELGIUM saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that BOB SAGET much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAT'S COCK be, because if I were a TWAT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT hilarious. If you WANKER Want facts, go on HELLFIRE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMMIT be offended, don't read SAND NIGGER the freaking ASSHAT article anyway.

LOLCAT WIGGER FUCK YOU DIPSHIT FENCE JUMPER TWAT CRAPPY FUCKING A MICK DUMBASS

AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH PEDOPHILIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS REDNECK TITS PENISFUCK DAMN FUCKING DOUCHING SCROTUM MICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST [EXPLETIVE] BITCH SHITE SCROTUM WALRUS SHIT NIGNOG WINDOWS VISTA FELCHMONKEY HUEY P. NEWTON CLUSTERFUCK ASS FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS ARTIST SHITE TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK JUSTIN BIEBER MASTURBATION BRUSH MA TEETH I WILL KILL YOU! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TITS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SPIC SON OF A BITCH ANAL VAGINA KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FUCKER INJUN [expletive deleted] ASS [expletive deleted] CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT BASEBALL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POLESMOKER DAMN SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT WANKER EMO SHIT TURD RAT'S ASS FUCK SLOPE CONDOMS ANUSCAKE PUNANI GOD DAMN FUCKER FASHION BUG TOSSER ASSCRACK PENIS FUCKING JACKASS MOZILLA FIREFOX MASTURBATION SOD HELL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JENKEM PISS WHORE DAMNED TABERNACLE FUCKHEAD YOUR MOM CARPET MUNCHER I RAPE WALRUSES! GO COUNT YOUR DICK GYPSY BIBLE BASHER WOP Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CHUFF SEMEN GOD DAMMIT CUNT PENIS NIGGER SHITFACE DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD CUNT ANAL GOD DAMN FUCK RAT'S COCK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN NEGRO PAKI PISS OFF TITTIES TRANNY FUCKING TENTACLE RAPE BIGNOSE HORSE PENIS CUNTING ASSCRACK IN SACREMENT GOD DAMMIT SHITE FUCKING A DOUCHING CHICKEN SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS SEX PENIS PRICK DAGO DOT HEAD GENITALIA DOUCHEBAG FAG NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT DALAI LAMA COCK ASS TOSSER INBRED SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOBSHITE ORANGE TURTLE PORCH MONKEY FRED PHELPS DICKFACE SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ARSE PEDOPHILIA HELL FIST FUCK FLYING FUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JIZZ GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS EXTRA LONG PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RECTUM RAIDER TITS CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE BORDER HOPPER FUCK YOU DOT HEAD HOMO BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HO ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER JIZZ KAFFIR NIGGER FELCHING NI CHICKEN FRIES SCUMBAG JOHNNY DOUCHEBAG SHITHEAD TITS FUCK BOB SAGET FUCK CHICKEN SHIT FASHION BUG RAGHEAD ALF JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK CUNT SNUFF PORN COCKSHITTER ASSHOLE CHIGGER DOUCHE POLESMOKER P'KANG BELLEND BITCH CHIGGER BLUE PENIS! EPIDIDYMIS SHITFUCKER FUCKING CUM DUMBASS BASTARD SHITCOCK BRITNEY YUKY DOODY SHITHEAD O KURWA! PENIS ON A BUN BITCH SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY ORGASM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SHITFUCKER SHITFUCKER JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD WANK PISS UP MY ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN TIT SPRINKLES DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUSSYLICKER BUDDHISM BIGNOSE CHIGGER DICKLICK CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE REDNECK IT'S OVER 9000! SHITTY WHORE JACK OFF DAMMIT BITCH BULLSHIT JENKEM INJUN BUGFUCK PORCH MONKEY WANK BUTTFUCKER SEMEN CHOAD KISSER CENSORSHIP BITCH FAGGOT ARSE PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA CC PLZ FUCK OFF BALLS FUCKWIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS BUGFUCK FUCKWIT BUGGER BOLLOCKS RAT'S ASS BELGIUM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK ASSRAPING CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FASHION BUG FUCKER SHITHEAD INBRED SCUMBAG DICKHEAD ASS GOD DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNT CRAPPER CLEMEN FUCKHEAD DICK WANK MOTHERFUCKER WANKSPLAT DOUCHEBAG JERK OFF FRITZ TITS & DICKS FROG FUCK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE TIMBER NIGGER SHUT UP, MEG! WARNER MUSIC GROUP I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKSTAIN POLESMOKER CC PLZ HELL BLUMPKIN PISSHOLE FUCK YOU DAMN O CANADA SHIT CHAV JERK OFF BASTARD DAMMIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] OSTRICH MY ASS ASS FASCIST I AM CORNHOLIO! TIENANMEN SQUARE DICKHEAD FUCKFACE TITMOUSE BUGGER OFF GO HOME AND DIE FUCK CHOAD JACK ABRAMOFF FLYING FUCK BITCH NEGRO PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG CROTCH FIST FUCK DICKWAD CUNTING ASSCRACK MAMA MIA WANK JOHNNY CUNTRAG MAMA MIA HONKY FUCKING BASEBALL DOG FUCKER GOD DAMN ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK DIRTY SANCHEZ BEAVER HO BANGKOK TITTIES PISS SOD OFF DAMN JACKASS RAGHEAD FRIG MONKEY SHIT PENISFUCK OLD CHRIST OF A CRAPPY FUCKTARD ASSFACE DIPSHIT BALL SACK RAT'S ASS BASTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SNUFF PORN NIGNOG BITCH DONKEY DICK DARTH VADER PICKANINNY HELL ORGASM AUTOFELLATIO COCK DAMN JAP HOT GRITS JIGGABOO CRAPFUCKER RAT'S ASS P'KANG GYPSY ICE CREAM EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS DOM DeLUISE REDSKIN DILDO NAZI [expletive deleted] SHIT LIKE A HORSE GYPSY PEDOPHILIA BITCH TOTAL HELL CRACKER FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE WIGGER NEGRO HORSE SHIT JERRY GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS YOGHURT CANNON CRACKER SUCK A BIG DICK PUSSY FLAMING ASS BADGER HITLER ASSHAT ASS SOD NIGNOG JAP FRAK NECROPHILIA FENCE JUMPER KAFFIR BOOBS FUCKING A MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DONKEY DICK CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK BALLS WETBACK FAG CUNTBUCKET CLIT HELL MASTURBATION CONDOMS HITLER GOD DAMN DOUCHE FUCK DAMN FUCKFACE BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK NAZI ASS HENTAI JACKASS BASTARD GOOK SHITE DICK TITS VOTE FUCKING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITS FUCKING JUMP! KAFFIR DIPSHIT SHITTY KNOBJOCKEY TOTAL SHITHEAD BATMAN & ROBIN FAGGOT NECROPHILIA CUNTING ASSCRACK DONKEY PUNCHER CUNNILINGUS FAG SHIT PEEPEE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BIRD SHIT FLYING FUCK TURD SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SACRAMENTO FLYING RAT'S ASS GOBSHITE BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CAMEL JOCKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S COCK FEMADOM TITS & DICKS DYKE FUCKFUCKFUCK LET'S SHIT CUNTYMINTS JACK ABRAMOFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHORE BELGIUM TRANNY WANK FUCK BITCH FUCKHEAD SHITBALLS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK BLOWJOB SOD DARTH VADER ORGASM PISSHOLE LIMEY GOD DAMN FELCHMONKEY HOT GRITS FAG TAMPONS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA CUM DONKEY DICK PAKI MOCCASINS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNTRAG TOSSER BEAVER PEARL NECKLACE FLYING FUCK DAMMIT HOMO CRACKER DOG SHIT HITLER JIGGABOO MOCKIE CUNT ASSCRACK HELL DAMN TITTYWANK ASS ARSE ASS CAMEL FUCKER KRAUT DAMN DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA COON GARBAGE DAY! HOMO FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HO JACKASS WANKSPLAT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ASSHAT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSCRACK BUNG-HOLE HENTAI CUNTYMINTS NORTH KOREA 666 PUSSYLICKER SMEG DICKFACE HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE CLIT GOD DAMMIT PEARL NECKLACE THIS IS SPARTA! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER EUROIPODS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BULLSHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMMIT CRAP ON A STICK YOUR MOM PEDOPHILIA SHIT O KURWA! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT CRAPPER PENIS CUNT PEARL NECKLACE BUKKAKE SHITHEAD BULLCRAP VAGINA CHIGGER WIENER GOD DAMMIT NIGGER ASSWIPE WANK SACRAMENTO MOCKIE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COCKSHITTER MARCH OF FLAMES I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN POMMIE BEAVER BLOWJOB OSCAR WILDE IS GAY CUNT AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JIZZ ASSFACE MOCCASINS FUCKER AY-AY-AY RANDY TRAVIS ANUSCAKE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH SHITFACE [Insert swear here] NEGRO CHICKEN SHIT JAP HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ASS BELLEND DIPSHIT NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HEIL HITLER! FUCKTARD TURD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? JESSE McCARTNEY FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNTRAG CUNT SHIT DARTH VADER SHITFUCKER JERK OFF ORGASM VAGINA SUITCASE PENIS ASS I WILL END YOU! SOAPY TITWANK NEGRO TUBA CUNT JERRY DAMN IT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN LENS CRAFTERS COCK ASS ARSEBADGERS BALLS DICKFACE REDSKIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DOG SHIT SHITTY NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FIST FUCK O CANADA BELGIUM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOG FUCKER DONGSHOVER HELL JOHNNY FUCKHEAD POTTYMOUTH BUKKAKE CAMEL JOCKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICK DOUCHEBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT CUNTBUCKET BUGGER OFF SHITSLIDE WANK FUCKING SUCK MY COCK ANAL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMN KIKE FUCKFACE 666 JACK OFF TIMBER NIGGER MARGARET THATCHER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BLOWJOB NIGGER DOG FUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKER YUKY DOODY ARSE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK ALEX TREBEK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! MOCCASINS BLUMPKIN HOMO BITCH SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN WIENER DICKHEAD BASTARD SHIT WANKER ARSEBADGERS SEX FUCKSTAIN TITTIES FRED PHELPS RAT'S COCK BLESSED DAMN SAINT SHITHEAD RANDY TRAVIS BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SHITFACE CUNT GENITALIA POMMIE CUNT JACKASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS SHIT ASSHOLE BULLCRAP TUBA TITWANK BEAVER FUCKHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK COCKSHITTER SHITSLINGING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! [expletive deleted] THONG TASTER ASS FASCIST FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN SMEG BALLS THONG TASTER TITS CUNNILINGUS BITCH TITWANK DYKE CRAP HELL TITTIES LET'S SHIT FUCK ASS HONKY DOT HEAD ALF REDSKIN PANCHEN LAMA MALARKY FUCK SHITFACE DUMBASS FUCKING I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! ART METAL PRODUCTS SPANK THE MONKEY CLEMEN BALLS CLIT SCROTUM DOUCHE NAZI NECROPHILIA JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAGO RICK MORANIS BOOBS MONKEY'S UNCLE DICK IN A BOX CRAP ON A STICK BUKKAKE CRAP ON A STICK POMMIE CHING CHONG CHINK DUMBASS CARPET MUNCHER PORCUPINE'S BALLS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSRAMMER FELLATIO CUNTBUCKET GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMNATION SAND NIGGER YOUR MOM TITMOUSE WEHATEMARIO FRIG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PUSSYLICKER ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CROTCH BASTARD BASTARD WALRUS SHIT NIGGER DOUCHING SHIT PISS OFF TAFFY PISS ARTIST PENIS ON A STICK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPFUCKER FUCK SON OF A BITCH CUNTSWILLING DOUCHE NAZI SMILES SHITE COON SON OF A BITCH SHITE PISS CRAP ON A STICK PUSSYLICKER FUCKSTAIN BIRD SHIT HO ARSEBADGERS FUCK OFF NIPPLES FUCK OFF DIPSHIT FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD HELL FUCK OFF GENITALIA SHITFUCKER RAGHEAD SPIC IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK AY-AY-AY QUEEF FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKING A BUTT PIRATE CUNT BUTT PIRATE ASSFACE SCUMBUCKET BULLSHIT CUNT MALARKY FENCE JUMPER LOLCAT JACKASS GOD DAMN I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT GOD DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT FUCKWIT HELL RAPE TONY LA RUSSA BUGFUCK BUNG-HOLE CHENEY CHIGGER NEGRO NIHILISM COCKGOBLIN BLUE PENIS! DICK CHICKEN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOBSHITE WHORE POLAK CONDOMS BOOBS COCK FUCK OFF JOHNNY SOD AUTOFELLATIO DAMN FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK MY COCK DOUCHEBAG YUKY DOODY GREASER DICKFACE [expletive deleted] BOLLOCKS MAMA MIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCK CHRISTHUMPER DIPSHIT ASSRAMMER HOMO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITMOUSE FENCE JUMPER PIG DICK CHICKEN SHITCOCK DAMMIT SHITBALLS COCKSHITTER WANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMMIT BUKKAKE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COCKSMOKER NAZI PISS OFF MY ASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MARGARET THATCHER BONG DICKHEAD NAZI UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY WHORE BONER FRAK INJUN HELL BUTTFUCKER SPIC DOODIE HEAD HORSE SHIT DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE BASTARD FUCKING FUCKING JACK OFF FAGGOT RAT'S COCK DOG SHIT MACACA TAMPON IN MY ASS POLESMOKER ARSE SHITE DIPSHIT SOD BENSON SUCKS FUCKFACE EPIDIDYMIS WANK CLEMEN DICKLICK TITTIES TOSSER FUCKING ASS TITMOUSE SIGMUND FREUD JACKASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITBALLS SCUMBUCKET FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITHEAD WANK NORTH KOREA DICK CHICKEN PISS UP MY ARSE POLACK TWISTY VAGINA I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER STRAWBERRY ASS JOHNNY POTTYMOUTH DAMN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FELLATIO CHENEY TRANNY DOUCHETITS HITLER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRAPPY WANK JERK OFF DICKHEAD NIGGER TITS TWAT FUCKSTAIN WANK DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JIZZ BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY RAGHEAD BOON GYPSY BOON CLIT DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD POLAK FUCKHEAD ASSCRACK MY COMMUNION WAFER OF TUBA FUCKWIT CLIT MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG PORCH MONKEY MONKEY SHIT GYPSY YOU WANKER BEANER DILDO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITBALLS CUNT DAMN SHITTY SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN BITCH DIPSHIT SHITE ASS GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! MOCKIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOU WANKER JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ARSE POO POO BLOWJOB BOOBS FUCK FUCK YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHING BITCH GOOK SHIT GYPSY TITS & DICKS ASSFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK SAGGY TITS JUSTIN BIEBER CHOAD SLOPE TITWANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASS CUNT CRAPPER MICK CHING CHONG CHINK FUDGEPACKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the FUCKSTAIN and his TOSSER of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POKÉMON