Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NEGRO'SHITE'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'DOG SHIT'MOTHERFUCKER'REDSKIN'FRED PHELPS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a HAIL SATAN! look at the PISS talk page of this BULLSHIT article for notes or discussion before TOWELHEAD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DIPSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN IT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BELLEND, sudden AUTOFELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELL or COON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DILDO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MILF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JIZZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAT'S COCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WALRUS SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous INCEST utterFUCKance of socially WIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LOGJAMMER television programs to address EPIDIDYMIS Tourette's syndrome.

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourette's is LENS CRAFTERS not to be SHITBALLS confused with BOYCOTT VIACOM! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COCKSHITTER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PRICK random FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK disorientation, culturally-LIKE FATHER LIKE SON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DICKHEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT language, FROG'S FAT ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WINDOWS VISTA FRITZ of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive WARNER MUSIC GROUP quantities PIKACHU of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHE Polite Note to the FLAMING ASS BADGER Author:

The NIGGER Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Research Institute was BULLSHIT founded to JACK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BAD MOTHERFUCKER article CHINK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PORCH MONKEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MONKEY SHIT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can INJUN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the CAMEL FUCKER bad side of a terrible MAMA MIA thing.
• The main BENSON SUCKS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GARBAGE DAY! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DILDO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee QUEEF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TAFFY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EXTRA LONG PENIS school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TACO sufferers to become NEOPETS manically depressed and BELGIUM commit FUCKER suicide.
• There is no FENCE JUMPER cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANK tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIGGER perodol" which caused my entire BAD MOTHERFUCKER body to go FUCKSTAIN numb and TITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than WIGGER it is without the BULLSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a NIGGER tourette syndrome CUNNILINGUS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BIGNOSE the GANGBANG public view of Tourettes as a "TWAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHOLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITFUCKER sorry for CC PLZ "hi-jacking" your SUGARTITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FELCHMONKEY this that really UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! annoys me. I am working towards a WOODPECKERSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this POLAK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT, and making fun of a FUCKSTAIN horrible disorder is (not) BUTTFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKFACE time.

Best JESUS FUCKING CHRIST regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MILF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMN Regards to Andrew PISS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The SON OF A BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can CHOAD KISSER punch him if you GREASER want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the KIKE saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my BELGIUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BELLEND Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ORGASM and PEDOPHILIA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHINK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FLYING FUCK BAND WITH 4 PISS ARTIST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITFACE HORSE! BELLEND IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BELLEND'S HOUSE

How DAMN to BOB SAGET cure HI, BILLY MAYS HERE the GRASS MUD HORSE Tourette's WEHATEMARIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUTTFUCKER for FUCKING Tourette's SHITBALLS Syndrome FUCK is DUNE COON following COON these DICKLICK rules ANAL in FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid JERRY immature JACK ABRAMOFF little COCK kids,
• 2: Count to AUTOFELLATIO within SHIT LIKE A HORSE 10 JACKASS SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR nor TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE talk,
• 4: Tell PENISBIRD yourself you SHIT don't FOUR-EYES have FUCKSTAIN this FLYING FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITTY WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JERRY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BELLEND last straw CUNT!

I fucking put NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!' my comment at the TOP OF THE PEDOPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS OFF the TOP OF REDNECK THIS HORSE PENIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MONKEY SHIT offensive. SUGARTITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WIENER people who try BOYCOTT VIACOM! to battle TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!'PEDOPHILIA that tight-ass RUSTY TROMBONE 17-year-SMEG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POTTYMOUTH it now, but someone said SHIT' FUCKER NIPPLES'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING O CANADA is a laughing BELLEND matter. Plus there SHITE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are ARSE articles LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POLAK stuff. So FRENCH TICKLER that means NIGNOG stop getting mad at the FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK first part too and IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK talking about the FUCKER letter that it's CARPET MUNCHER mocking (what MASTURBATION letter? I don't even know what SCROTUM the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self VENEREAL DISEASE even made a really DAMN good point. "It's DUMBASS nothing more ASS from a head nod to a GOAT DICK knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add JESSE McCARTNEY onto SHITSKIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that FLYING RAT'S ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MONKEY BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCK be, because if I were a PISS ARTIST Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article REDSKIN hilarious. If you OSTRICH MY ASS Want facts, go on PISS ARTIST Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BALL SACK be offended, don't read FUCK the freaking INCEST article anyway.

WIGGER CUNTRAG DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUE PENIS! DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUM FUCK SCUMBAG

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SHITE DYKE BUTT-HOLE TAMPON IN MY ASS SOD FUCK BANGKOK CUM BEAVER KRAUT AMERICA ONLINE POMMIE GOD DAMN MASTURBATION FUCK CUNT BOON FAGGOT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE PRINCE PHILIP SHIT DOODIE HEAD SHITFACE GENITALIA GO COUNT YOUR DICK HO DICKHEAD CHIGGER MASTURBATION JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK NUGGET FUCK MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SAGGY TITS SEX INBRED FUCKFACE GOOK FUCK OFF ASS DICK ASSFACE FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST FUCK ASSCRACK DICKFACE DICKLICK BUTTFUCKER POMMIE CUNTSWILLING FUCKBAG GANGBANG TITTIES YOU WANKER suck my mothers CONDOMS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOCKIE WANK KRAUT 30 CASES OF PICKLES DIRTY SANCHEZ GANGBANG PEDOPHILIA HELL DARTH VADER CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE INBRED COCK RECTUM RAIDER SHITSLINGING JACK OFF FUCKING A HELL MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JIZZ KAFFIR GANGBANG JAP Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS WOP ASSFACE COCKGOBLIN JOHNNY INBRED BITCH CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD PISS ARTIST CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS ON A BUN COCKSHITTER BUGGER SHIT RAT'S COCK LET'S SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DIMETHYL GLYCOL SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BOOBS SHITFACE WALRUS SHIT SUITCASE PENIS PAGE BLANKING MILF PISSHOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH PIG VENEREAL DISEASE MAMA MIA CUNT FAGGOT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK POMMIE ASSWIPE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX SEMEN DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMN 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS JIGGABOO WIENER TITTYWANK BULLSHIT WHORE TITWANK BASTARD BUTTFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO PISS ARTIST HOSER BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF CANNED QUOTE BALLS CLIT DOT HEAD SMEG ASSRAMMER ARSE NIPPLES WANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCK A DUCK TACO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS OFF ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD BELGIUM LOLCAT PECKERHEAD HUEY P. NEWTON BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITFUCKER WIENER TITMOUSE BENCH PRESS JACKASS MALL SANTA FELCHING CUNT FUCKSTAIN CC PLZ DONKEY DICK RAT'S ASS TESTICLE CHOKE FUCKING A JERRY PUPPIES SHITBALLS BITCH HOT GRITS BALL SACK BELGIUM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS IT'S OVER 9000! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JAP FUCK WANKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKER HELL GOOK POLACK BUTT PIRATE NIGGER TITS DONKEY PUNCHER RUSKIE I WILL END YOU! BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BLOWJOB JACK ABRAMOFF BUKKAKE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SAGGY TITS BITCH BITCH ASS ASS FASCIST STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT PENIS CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE WANKER SOD WANK FUCKSTAIN CUNTSWILLING WANK NICARAGUA CUNNILINGUS DICKWAD ASSHOLE VAGINA PUSSY FELCHING BUGGER WHITE PEOPLE DICK IN A BOX TITTIES ASSHAT WETBACK O CANADA 30 CASES OF PICKLES HELL BASTARD BITCH ASSHOLE HELL CANNED QUOTE TITTYWANK FUCKBAG BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE TRANNY FUCKING PENISFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHINK TWAT ANAL DIABETES PISS OFF NIGGER DICK DAMN IT HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HELLFIRE COON SHITFUCKER ANAL CUNT SHITHEAD COCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT KIDDY FIDDLER LET'S SHIT BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG PENISFUCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER BOOBS CLEAN DRINKING WATER SHIT BITCH PIGFUCKER TOSSER DAMNATION CHICKEN FRIES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAPE MASTURBATION SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD AY-AY-AY BIGNOSE ARSE SMEG ASS SHITSKIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TOWELHEAD POTTYMOUTH FIST FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH NIGGER LOLCAT MONKEY SHIT JERK OFF FEWMETS BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK DOG SHIT FUCKING A WILLY WONKA MONKEY SHIT BEAVER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAGHEAD WANK RICK MORANIS SHITPISSER BLUMPKIN SUCK MY DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKER BALL SACK HELL KRAUT TWISTY VAGINA NAZI WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RECTUM RAIDER FLYING FUCK PISSHOLE ASS DAMN FUCK SHITSLINGING GOAT DICK SHITE DOUCHING FUCK SHITCOCK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RAGHEAD and with the WANK and his WEHATEMARIO of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about GIVING HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JERK OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CRAPMUNCHER