Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'CUNT'I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE'TURD'ABO'JENKEM'HAIL SATAN! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SCROTUM neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHIT, sudden TOWELHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOG SHIT or THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLUSTERFUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSRAMMER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WOP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WIGGER INJUN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NI utterFUCKance of socially DUNE COON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address HORSE SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

CROTCH Tourette's is FUCKHEAD not to be CUNTYMINTS confused with FUCK NUGGET Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KAFFIR random REBECCA BLACK disorientation, culturally-TAFFY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAGO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHIT language, CLEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MONKEY'S UNCLE PECKERHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING A quantities PISS of ANAL DIABETES MILF garbage.

Darnit.

A CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The POMMIE Tourette's PORCUPINE'S BALLS Research Institute was DARTH VADER founded to CHOAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHOAD KISSER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KAFFIR article DUMBASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BIGNOSE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of D'OH Tourrette's sufferers WHORE swear. You can SACRAMENTO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOLLOCKS TV, for always focusing on the CAMEL FUCKER bad side of a terrible PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM thing.
• The main SPANK THE MONKEY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HI, BILLY MAYS HERE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PEEPEE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK NUGGET knee JIZZ NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FEMADOM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TIMBER NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BENCH PRESS school for RAT'S COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage JIGGABOO sufferers to become TOURETTE'S SYNDROME manically depressed and TURD commit CHENEY suicide.
• There is no CROTCH cure, and the PAKI drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCK tics often have adverse CRAPMUNCHER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSFACE perodol" which caused my entire FRENCH TICKLER body to go ORGASM numb and FUCKING basically made it NIGGA! worse than WINDOWS VISTA it is without the BOOBS drug.

I am an active member of a TITS tourette syndrome FUCKSTAIN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS UP MY ARSE the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "JIZZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WINDOWS VISTA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for BUTT-HEAD "hi-jacking" your NIGGER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BIG FOOT this that really FROG'S FAT ASS annoys me. I am working towards a FRAK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOT HEAD, and making fun of a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK horrible disorder is (not) CHOAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GENITALIA time.

Best CONDOMS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As MINORITIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not SLITTY EYES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHT WING byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT” Wen

P.S. FUCKTARD Regards to Andrew JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The ROSIE O'DONNELL bastard who wrote this article. You can JIZZ punch him if you BIRD SHIT want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTTFUCKER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my JACKASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and TWAT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ARSE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PECKERHEAD BAND WITH 4 CLEVELAND STEAMER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ARSE HORSE! SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHIT'S HOUSE

How CAMEL FUCKER to NICARAGUA cure SHITHEAD the FUDGEPACKER Tourette's FELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NICARAGUA for CUNT Tourette's FUCK OFF Syndrome FUCKTARD is SHITFACE following ASSBANDIT these CUNT rules AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI in FUCKSTAIN order:

• 1: Avoid CRAPPY immature FUCKSTAIN little ASSHOLE kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within REBECCA BLACK 10 ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNNILINGUS DICKLICK TAFFY nor DICKFACE talk,
• 4: Tell DOUCHING yourself you PRICK don't FUCK YOU have DAMNATION this JERK OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GUMDROPS WITH NASTY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHIT last straw JACKASS!

I fucking put TIT DIRT' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOG FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOLLOCKS the TOP OF CHUFF THIS TAMPONS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CRAP ON A STICK offensive. FENCE JUMPER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BALL SACK people who try DICK CHICKEN to battle FRENCH TICKLER'BUTT-HOLE that tight-ass FELCHMONKEY 17-year-ASSHAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said SHITSLINGING' BOOBS DICKLICK'BUGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUMBASS is a laughing FUCK matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUGFUCK Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles DUNE COON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SEX stuff. So FUCK that means FUCKWIT stop getting mad at the CUNTSWILLING first part too and TWISTY VAGINA talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's FUCKTARD mocking (what DIPSHIT letter? I don't even know what COCKSTUFFER the heck you're talking about). Adrian SAMUEL L. JACKSON hi self FRAK even made a really SIGMUND FREUD good point. "It's BULLSHIT nothing more BASTARD from a head nod to a ANUSCAKE knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add CUNNILINGUS onto ASSHAT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EXTRA LONG PENIS suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIRTY SANCHEZ it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PRICK be, because if I were a POLAK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you DICKHEAD Want facts, go on CONDOMS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ORGASM be offended, don't read SHITTY the freaking TENTACLE RAPE article anyway.

HEIL HITLER! GREASER DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU NIGNOG DONKEY DICK JIGGABOO BELGIUM JAP FELCHING

BATMAN & ROBIN BORDER HOPPER DICKLICK PUNANI COCKSMOKER INCEST CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN SEMEN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CONDOMS SHIT REDSKIN SHITFUCKER BULLCRAP WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUGGER JAP DICKHEAD WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BATHING SUIT AREA HORSE SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TURD GOD DAMN SHITTY TOWELHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES BUTTFUCKER TAFFY FUCKHEAD ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN BEAVER SEMEN VAGINA I WILL KILL YOU! 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ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK BUGFUCK DOUCHE FUCKHEAD ASSRAPING PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE DOG SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE FIRECROTCH DICKFACE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER BUGGER OFF DILDO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER TITS DAMN HOMO ASS PRICK FLYING FUCK DAMN TWAT SEMEN NICARAGUA FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FOUR-EYES GRINGO MOTHERFUCKER FROG CHIGGER NIPPLES COCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BALL SACK GOAT DICK DOUCHING GOAT DICK CUNTSWILLING ARSE BIRD SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DUNE COON YOU WANKER FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMMIT DIMETHYL GLYCOL BASTARD ASS TONY LA RUSSA DOUCHE BALLS DAMN IT ASSHOLE JACKASS BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH FUCK JIZZ ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PRICK PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE BUTT-HEAD FUCKER ASSHOLE BULLSHIT SPUNK BAT FUCK INSANE SHITSLINGING WOP SHIT HOSER JIZZ FAGGOT SAND NIGGER RAPE JACKASS SHIT CHICKEN FRIES CUNT CRAPPER ASSWIPE DILDO CANNED QUOTES CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING RAPE FUCKHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JACKASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT CUM RAGHEAD TOSSER DOUCHEBAG JOHNNY FUCK JOHNNY FUCKTARD CRACKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BOON PISS ARTIST INJUN COCKSHITTER ASS JAP CUNT LAPPER VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT KRAUT COCKSUCKER FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS BUTTFUCKER HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PORCH MONKEY CUNT JACKASS CUNNILINGUS PORCUPINE'S BALLS SOD OFF WILLY WONKA SHITE CUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS ON A STICK BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK BOLLOCKS TAMPON IN MY ASS VAGINA ASS BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON SPIC SHITTY SCROTUM SHIT ORGASM ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK GOBSHITE SHITCOCK SHIT BLOWJOB RANDY TRAVIS DICKHEAD FUCKWIT TRANNY TENTACLE RAPE RECTUM RAIDER PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOLLOCKS FUCK A DUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NIPPLES BLUMPKIN DICKLICK FUCKING BASEBALL ART METAL PRODUCTS SLOPE ANUSCAKE ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMN GYPSY BASEBALL BOON GRIS JUNGLE BUNNY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT CONSENSUS CHICKEN SHIT ASS FUCKER JOHNNY ASSHAT CUNT SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE FUCKFACE POLAK BULLSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISSHOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS OFF SHITHEAD BITCH DOT HEAD FUCKTARD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BONG CROTCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BITCH DAMN IT DICKHEAD PENIS ON A BUN WIENER NECROPHILIA MACACA ASSHOLE BIRD SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOU WANKER PUSSY VOTE TWAT BULLSHIT HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BIRD SHIT BULLSHIT MAMA MIA TACO DAMN IT PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK PENIS ON A BUN ASSHOLE CANNED QUOTES HELL DICK IN A BOX FAGGOT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! VAGINA SPUNK ASSCRACK SHIT FUDGEPACKER SHITBALLS DOT HEAD COCK SHITE BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS GENITALIA JESSE McCARTNEY PUSSYLICKER GANGBANG SCUMBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK BONG BORDER HOPPER PIG TENTACLE RAPE TITWANK HOMO BITCH ASSFACE DOUCHE NAZI ASS BONER CUNT BIG FOOT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NIGNOG BITCH DYKE BITCH SHIT SHITHEAD COCK BUTT PIRATE COCK GOAT DICK ASS FASCIST HAIL SATAN! PUSSY [EXPLETIVE] COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMMIT CUNT TAMPONS WALRUS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT MR WINKLER IS GAY DAMN ABO PORCH MONKEY VENEREAL DISEASE COCKGOBLIN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SUCK MY COCK DUMBASS FOUR-EYES YUKY DOODY COCKSUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS CHINK ASSHOLE BLUMPKIN TITTIES BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS I WILL END YOU! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BAT FUCK INSANE CAMEL JOCKEY ASS KIKE FUCKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TOTAL AUTOFELLATIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING HENTAI P'KANG BUTTFUCKER BITCH HELL BATHING SUIT AREA YOU WANKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS TWAT CLUSTERFUCK I RAPE WALRUSES! BASTARD DAMN ASSWIPE CUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DRAMA WANK ARSE WANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELLFUCKER JENKEM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUGARTITS BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELL JACKASS RAT'S ASS TITS BASTARD FUCK YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK BUTT PIRATE DAMN IT SHIT COLGATE COON PIGFUCKER D'OH SHITSLINGING PASTURE SHIT LIKE A HORSE [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN CONAN O'BRIAN DAMMIT HITLER CHOAD KISSER HELL DILDO FLYING FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK COCKGOBLIN BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE ANAL DIABETES CLIT BELGIUM DAMN IT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CHINA IS CAPITALIST FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER LOLCAT DUMBASS HORSE PENIS FUCK YOU FUCKER FUCK YOU GO HOME AND DIE SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY HOLY DUMB FUCK YOU WANKER NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER ABO NIPPLES BUNG-HOLE ASSHOLE LENS CRAFTERS WIENER ASSWIPE BELLEND LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKWIT SHUT UP, MEG! CLUSTERFUCK AMERICA ONLINE WIKIPEDIA AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD NAZI DOG SHIT LET'S SHIT BUGFUCK SHITHEAD PISSHOLE SUGARTITS TAFFY SOD OFF BITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSHOLE EMO TWAT SHITE SHITTY FUCKTARD BUGFUCK PAKI SNUFF PORN REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE ORGASM HELLFUCKER DUNE COON TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SLOPE EMO CRAP BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING BIRD SHIT TITS BORDER HOPPER [expletive deleted] PISS OFF NEGRO FLYING FUCK DOG FUCKER SHITFACE BEANER CLIT FUCKTARD FUCKER WANK HELL CUM PISS POTTYMOUTH SHIT TAFFY DUMBASS WANK P'KANG DICKHEAD HELL DICK GOOK FUCKWIT WANK CLEMEN FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY ANUSCAKE DYKE FLAMING ASS BADGER TIMBER NIGGER CUNTBUCKET DOUCHEBAG JOHNNY DICKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY WANK FUCK ASSHOLE WETBACK FUCKING A PORCH MONKEY KIKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PEDOPHILIA MOZILLA FIREFOX JOHN SMILEY FACE TACO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD REBECCA BLACK BUGFUCK POMMIE CHAV FELCHMONKEY FROG JACK OFF I WILL END YOU! DAMN IT DAMMIT TOWELHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE CRAP ON A STICK DOUCHEBAG TITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS D'OH ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST DUNE COON BUGFUCK COON PENISPENISPENIS!!! HELL FOUR-EYES BEANER BITCH SHITCOCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNTBUCKET WINDOWS VISTA WIENER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SCUMBAG MICK FUCKING JUMP! DICKHEAD SPUNK ASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! HORSE SHIT PRICK GREASER AMERICA ONLINE BITCH D'OH QUEEF CHIGGER SCUMBAG SPICY CUNT FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKWIT pen0r SHIT BONER REDNECK BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT DICKFACE MONKEY SHIT CHENEY FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES NEGRO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS POLACK DIPSHIT BOOBIES DICKHEAD POLAK MONKEY SHIT CRAP CUNTBUCKET TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT CUNTRAG COCKSUCKER FUCK BALLS HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS NI HELL DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JOHN ELWAY CLIT HITLER BLOWJOB WETBACK FUCK YOU BELGIUM BONER EMO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CLIT SHITCOCK VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSUCKER DAGO BUGGER OFF BANGKOK URINE-GARGLING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FEMADOM SHIT BORDER HOPPER HELL ANAL JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS FUCK YOU Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHINK and with the SCUMBUCKET and his BIGNOSE of girraffes in which BLUMPKIN while reading about BENSON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See REDNECK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PUNANI