Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TAMPONS'PEEPEE'CONDOMS'COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT'BUGGER OFF'I'LL RAPE YOU'LENS CRAFTERS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FOREIGN CURRENCY neurochemical FUCK disorder POO POO BLOWJOB characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TIT SPRINKLES, sudden DICKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKWIT or LOLLIPOPS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SON OF A BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOLLOCKS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTT-HOLE SCROTUM words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially FELLATIO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HI, BILLY MAYS HERE television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

BUKKAKE Tourette's is TITS not to be SCROTUM confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying I WILL END YOU! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YOU random SHIT LIKE A HORSE disorientation, culturally-ASSFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS language, COCKING FUCKBOROUGH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MASTURBATION CHENEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUTT-HEAD souvenir shoppes and massive NEGRO quantities FUCKFACE of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Polite Note to the CRAPMUNCHER Author:

The DOG SHIT Tourette's SEMEN Research Institute was PEARL NECKLACE founded to SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKBAG article BUTT-HOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUNT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JOHN ELWAY Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MOCCASINS TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBAG bad side of a terrible CUNTSWILLING thing.
• The main HONKY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEX' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! knee MILF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes O KURWA! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at pen0r school for SHITE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS FASCIST sufferers to become JACKASS SHIT manically depressed and SNUFF PORN commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no PISS cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the BUTTFUCKER tics often have adverse VAGINA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS perodol" which caused my entire HONKY body to go DONKEY PUNCHER numb and VAGINA basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSCRACK it is without the 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 drug.

I am an active member of a MOCCASINS tourette syndrome COCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the FRENCH TICKLER public view of Tourettes as a "BIG FOOT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WOP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WIENER sorry for BRITNEY "hi-jacking" your DONKEY PUNCHER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCK this that really JAP annoys me. I am working towards a CUNNILINGUS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF A BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBIES, and making fun of a SHITHEAD horrible disorder is (not) FELLATIO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HO time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BULLSHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill AMERICA'S GREAT! Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust I LIKE BUSH in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. ASSWIPE Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The PISS OFF bastard who wrote this article. You can HAIL SATAN! punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ABO saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my ARSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TIT SPRINKLES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA and CHOAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUNTING ASSCRACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSHOLE BAND WITH 4 FLUFFY CLOUD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JAP HORSE! TIT SPRINKLES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TIT SPRINKLES'S HOUSE

How DICKLICK to BULLSHIT cure FUCK YOU the CROTCH Tourette's HORSE SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MARGARET THATCHER for HELL Tourette's SHITFACE Syndrome WANK is MOCKIE following PISS UP MY ARSE these CUNT rules BUGGER in BUTTFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK YOU immature RAT'S ASS little SHITTY kids,
• 2: Count to WINDOWS VISTA within BITCH 10 PISS OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITHEAD TITS & DICKS MALARKY nor FUCK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell MARGARET THATCHER yourself you TAMPON IN MY ASS don't HELL have SPRINKLES this PENISBIRD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOUCHE NAZI WITH NASTY PISS OFF MY ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITS & DICKS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TIT SPRINKLES last straw SUCK COCKS IN HELL!!

I fucking put STUDENT MOVEMENT' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOZILLA FIREFOX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITTIES the TOP OF TWO-INCH PENIS THIS CHENEY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BELGIUM offensive. SCUMBUCKET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WIENER people who try BIRD SHIT to battle NIPPLES'JOHN SMILEY FACE that tight-ass HELL 17-year-FUCKWIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BALL SACK it now, but someone said SCUMBAG' WANK FUCK'SEX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRIENDS is a laughing PRICK matter. Plus there JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKWIT Uncyclopedia, there are CHOAD KISSER articles NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOU stuff. So JERRY that means DICKLICK stop getting mad at the FUCK OFF first part too and ASS talking about the ABO letter that it's ARSE mocking (what AY-AY-AY letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIPSHIT hi self GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS even made a really MOTHERFUCKER good point. "It's FUCKSTAIN nothing more MONKEY'S UNCLE from a head nod to a HELL knee tick". ARSE. Which I'll add BITCH onto BOON saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HELL suffer that CC PLZ much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BOOBIES it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SIGMUND FREUD be, because if I were a WHITE POWER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DIPSHIT hilarious. If you STEVE BALLMER Want facts, go on FUCK YOU Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA be offended, don't read GOD DAMN the freaking WOODPECKERSHIT article anyway.

GOD DAMMIT SAGGY TITS SHITSLINGING CARPET MUNCHER GREASER D'OH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBS ASS DARTH VADER

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SCUMBAG FUCKFACE FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING SHITE INBRED SEX DIRTY SANCHEZ MICK DAMN NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING A JACKASS BUTT-HOLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKWAD EMO MR WINKLER IS GAY COON MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER TITS DOUCHEBAG PISS TENTACLE RAPE FUCK DUMBASS SHITHEAD SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER GOBSHITE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU URINE-GARGLING BULLSHIT CHIGGER FIRECROTCH HELL GENITALIA ASSHAT WANK HELL FUCKING BLOWJOB ORGASM PEEPEE REDSKIN DAGO JAP BITCH SCROTUM BOOBS SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DICKWAD SHITHEAD ASSFACE SCUMBAG SHIT SPUNK BIRD SHIT NIGGER FUCKING A WANKER SHITCOCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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BLOWJOB TIT SPRINKLES NAZI ASSFACE SHITE SHITHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE NAZI BALLS FASHION BUG SHIT JOHN ELWAY JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT SHITSLINGING DAMMIT FRITZ BIRD SHIT PENIS ON A BUN CUNT LAPPER BONER POLESMOKER LIMEY WOP SHIT OUT OF MY DICK NEOPETS CLUSTERFUCK JACK OFF NAZI GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE SHIT RAT'S COCK SEMEN SOD OFF TITTIES BULLCRAP BITCH DICKFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HONKY WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH SUCK MY COCK JIZZ BUGFUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH BEANER BIRD SHIT MUGABE'S MOMMA BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSCRACK DYKE COCKSHITTER CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE SHITHEAD ARSE SPANK THE MONKEY DYKE SHAKOPEE RUSTY TROMBONE OSTRICH MY ASS SHITTY SPICY CUNT FUCK RAT'S ASS CHAV SHITE CLIT DUMBASS DELICIOUS CAKE TITMOUSE DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER SHAKOPEE DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD SLOPE I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST JERRY BOOBS ASS FASCIST DOUCHETITS DICKHEAD JIGGABOO FUCKBAG MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK MILF SCROTUM ASS GIVING HEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITFACE HELL O CANADA DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHEBAG GANGBANG ASSFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLCRAP FIRECROTCH BUTTFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSCRACK POOPOO BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKING BUTT PIRATE NAZI SUCK MY DICK INBRED SHITE STRAWBERRY ASS VENEREAL DISEASE FRIG DIPSHIT MILF SON OF A BITCH BUGFUCK FUCK OFF FUCKBAG INBRED BAT FUCK INSANE BITCH DILDO DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FELCHING JACKASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WHORE GARBAGE DAY! ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE POMMIE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKSHITTER BLISTERING BARNACLES AUTOFELLATIO GOAT DICK JACKASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HORSE PENIS HELL REDNECK TRANNY BOOBS MONKEY BALLS FUCKING FOUR-EYES ASSHAT SOD RUSTY TROMBONE DICK CHICKEN SCUMBAG BEANER WANK SHITFACE DOUCHE [EXPLETIVE] SEX CROTCH SHITE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBAG CHIGGER SOD POO POO BLOWJOB BUGGER ARSE DILDO CRAPPY DICK TITS DAMN DAMN ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITHEAD HELL FRIG GOD DAMMIT SIGMUND FREUD BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT BASTARD FRITZ CHOAD HEIL HITLER! FLYING FUCK FUDGEPACKER JACK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU FASHION BUG TACO CHENEY MOCCASINS BENSON SUCKS GOD DAMMIT FELCHING PISS UP MY ARSE CHINK FLAMING ASS BADGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHOLE PUSSY SHITHEAD suck my mothers FROG'S FAT ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK SAND NIGGER GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER CUNT CRAPPER DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD NAZI FUCK OFF KAFFIR WANK WIGGER CUNNILINGUS WIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITWANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GO COUNT YOUR DICK FEWMETS BASTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN DICK TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK MONKEY BALLS ASSHAT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK OFF DOUCHING FROG SHIT BALLS GOD DAMN HITLER ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK BOOBS AUTOFELLATIO EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITTY INCEST CRACKER FELLATIO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD KAFFIR FUCK OFF COCK DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG FUCKER NORTH KOREA FUCKTARD SEMEN MOCKIE SHITFACE DOUCHE JOHN SMILEY FACE DOT HEAD ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CLEMEN ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE PENIS SHITE SHIT RICK MORANIS FUCK JERK OFF NICARAGUA TITTYWANK BOLLOCKS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU INBRED CUM CUM SHITHEAD POLAK CUNT CRAPPER TITS FUCKSTAIN POOPOO BOLLOCKS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHE DYKE CRAPMUNCHER WHORE FUCKFACE PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES PUNANI DUNE COON Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SPIC and with the BLISTERING BARNACLES and his WETBACK of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about BELLEND!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• VENEREAL DISEASE