Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ORGASM'INCEST'CRAP'[expletive deleted]'CLIT'COMMUNION WAFER'DAMN IT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSRAPING neurochemical FUCK disorder WOP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITCUNTING, sudden BALLS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or FLYING RAT'S ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CLUSTERFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RAT'S ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PORCH MONKEY FUCKBAG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BRUSH MA TEETH utterFUCKance of socially FUCKWIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWAT television programs to address JOHNNY Tourette's syndrome.

CUNNILINGUS Tourette's is PUSSYLICKER not to be DAMN confused with PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BELLEND random BAD MOTHERFUCKER disorientation, culturally-SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CC PLZ outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT language, FLYING FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMNATION MILF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOBSHITE souvenir shoppes and massive BORDER HOPPER quantities YOUR MOM of ANAL DIABETES CHAV garbage.

Darnit.

A BALLS Polite Note to the JENKEM Author:

The SHITE Tourette's ASSCRACK Research Institute was BALLS founded to [expletive deleted].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BASTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SLOPE article DOUCHING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PEARL NECKLACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YOU WANKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MOLDY TITS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TWAT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NAZI Tourrette's sufferers FROG'S FAT ASS swear. You can FLYING FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible CLEVELAND STEAMER thing.
• The main SPUNK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COON knee BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SCROTUM no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNTRAG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM school for SHITFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT sufferers to become FAG manically depressed and CLUSTERFUCK commit FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK suicide.
• There is no SHITFUCKER cure, and the BULLSHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOON tics often have adverse ASS LICKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire BELLEND body to go DIRTY SANCHEZ numb and TITMOUSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the CUNTRAG drug.

I am an active member of a NEOPETS tourette syndrome SHITSLINGING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the BUKKAKE public view of Tourettes as a "POMMIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKING JUMP! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SPIC sorry for CUNTBUCKET "hi-jacking" your BUTTFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ABO this that really HONKY annoys me. I am working towards a DIPSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKING BASEBALL, and making fun of a SUCK MY DICK horrible disorder is (not) DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As GRASS MUD HORSE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHTS countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONGOLIANS in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIENANMEN SQUARE byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. FUCKING Regards to Andrew ASSHOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The TAFFY bastard who wrote this article. You can PRICK punch him if you ORGASM want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you LGBT RIGHTS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my CROTCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITCUNTING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ALEX TREBEK and SHITFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICKLICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BASTARD BAND WITH 4 WIENER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! SHITCUNTING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITCUNTING'S HOUSE

How PEEPEE to GOD DAMN cure LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS the CUNT Tourette's TITTIES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WOP for FUCK Tourette's CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Syndrome SHOOP DA WHOOP is YUKY DOODY following BONG these GO COUNT YOUR DICK rules FUCKSTAIN in FROG order:

• 1: Avoid PISS immature NAZI little HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS kids,
• 2: Count to SCUMBAG within FROG'S FAT ASS 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GREASER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON nor SHITCOCK talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you KRAUT don't PISS ARTIST have PORCH MONKEY this FUCK YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK CHICKEN WITH NASTY LET'S SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CLEMEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITCUNTING last straw CUNTRAG!

I fucking put WANKSPLAT' my comment at the TOP OF THE DIRTY SANCHEZ PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BONG the TOP OF MONKEY SHIT THIS DYKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BITCH offensive. HOMO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ORGASM people who try JACKASS to battle SHIT'BOYCOTT VIACOM! that tight-ass HELL 17-year-WANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find YOGHURT CANNON it now, but someone said DAMN IT' ART METAL PRODUCTS TAMPONS'DIPSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTRAG is a laughing BOOBS matter. Plus there FUCK OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS FASCIST Uncyclopedia, there are MASTURBATION articles BUGGER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD stuff. So FELLATIO that means ASSHOLE stop getting mad at the SON OF A BITCH first part too and ASSFACE talking about the COCKSUCKER letter that it's HI, BILLY MAYS HERE mocking (what GENITALIA letter? I don't even know what TITWANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCKGOBLIN hi self ASS LICKER even made a really FELCHMONKEY good point. "It's CHICKEN SHIT nothing more BULLSHIT from a head nod to a COLGATE knee tick". FRIG. Which I'll add JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS onto FUCKSTAIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING suffer that SHITHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FLYING FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a CHOAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you BULLSHIT Want facts, go on MALL SANTA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DYKE be offended, don't read DONKEY PUNCHER the freaking NIGGER article anyway.

SHITSLINGING JACKASS CUNT CRAPPER ASS FUCKFACE ASSCRACK I WILL END YOU! CONDOMS FUCKSTAIN THONG TASTER

SHITSKIN DICKLICK TAMPON IN MY ASS GOATSE CUNT LAPPER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF CRAP ON A STICK PENIS SHITE PISS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PISS FUCK RAPE CUNT TITMOUSE CLEMEN FUCKING JUMP! DAMN ALF SUCK MY DICK PEARL NECKLACE DUNE COON BORDER HOPPER FAGGOT TITMOUSE URINE-GARGLING MALARKY INBRED COCKSUCKER PISSHOLE GOATSE STRAWBERRY ASS ASS POOPY FUCKTARD SHUT UP, MEG! COCK CUNT BUTTFUCKER REBECCA BLACK DUMBASS ART METAL PRODUCTS [expletive deleted] JIZZ ASSHAT MOLDY TITS CHOAD FUCKHEAD FUCKTARD FUCK SHITE HORSE SHIT NEGRO YID FUCKING LET'S SHIT BENCH PRESS GIVING HEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SLOPE OH SHI– JACKASS SHIT TIMBER NIGGER COCKSUCKER REDNECK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN HAIL SATAN! DUNE COON WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HELL TAMPONS BITCH NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA DAMMIT FEWMETS NECROPHILIA ASSFACE SPUNK DOG FUCKER BLOWJOB DICKHEAD BUGFUCK DOUCHE NAZI BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT EMO ORGASM FUDGEPACKER JERRY POLESMOKER NORTH KOREA SON OF A BITCH I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ASS O KURWA! BITCH CUM TITS DAMN IT JACKASS MASTURBATION KRAUT NEGRO FUCK YOU BITCH VANITY PAGES ROCK WANK SHITPISSER CUNT SHITSLINGING SOD DYKE FRITZ GOD BLESS AMERICA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CLEVELAND STEAMER FIRECROTCH SHIT CHINK FRAK TITS SPUNK WIKIPEDIA 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKING JIZZ DICKFACE SCROTUM FUCK FUCKFACE ASSCRACK ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK SHIT TRANNY SALISBURY BORDER HOPPER PORCH MONKEY BOON DONGSHOVER CUNTRAG IT'S OVER 9000! TITTIES SOD AUTOFELLATIO SHIT DICK IN A BOX TOWELHEAD CLEMEN FUCK DOUCHE FELLATIO LOGJAMMER ASS ASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ABO REBECCA BLACK SHITE ASSHOLE BASTARD ASS MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER ASSWIPE CLUSTERFUCK SPUNK YOUR MOM HELL GOD DAMN SHIT AY-AY-AY SHITE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSFACE FUCKING SPIC TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMN MOCKIE CRAP MARGARET THATCHER SPIC SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK RAPE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ASS FUCK A DUCK DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD POMMIE QUEEF HAIL SATAN! HORSE SHIT CRAP ON A STICK INJUN FRIG BANGKOK FRAK FUCKFACE SACRAMENTO PEDOPHILIA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMN SEMEN HOMO ASSFACE RAT'S ASS PAKI DUMBASS GREASER BLOWJOB DAMMIT ASSHOLE GIVING HEAD GOAT DICK RAPE FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNTBUCKET CUNT SHITE TAMPON IN MY ASS MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER BLUMPKIN ASSCRACK ASSHOLE POMMIE FUCKFACE ORGASM WOMEN'S RIGHTS GOAT DICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DEVELOPERS! PAKI SAND NIGGER FUCK TITS SPUNK COCKSTUFFER ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAT FUCK INSANE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BASTARD SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN CRAPMUNCHER CRAPMUNCHER BOLLOCKS WETBACK ORGASM TIMBER NIGGER CHOAD YOU WANKER CROTCH CUNT BOYCOTT VIACOM! SCUMBAG BELGIUM PENIS YOU WANKER TRANNY BUGGER GOD DAMN POO POO BLOWJOB PISS OFF HORSE SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS FRED PHELPS ASSHAT SHITCOCK DOUCHE DICKHEAD DAMN JACKASS SHIT PENIS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 HATE HATE HAT DOUCHING ASSHAT SHITSLINGING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI CHICKEN SHIT MASTURBATION RAPE JUNGLE BUNNY NAZI SACRAMENTO TWISTY VAGINA DICKLICK CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF MY ASS YOU WANKER DAMN IT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JACK OFF CRAPFUCKER COCKGOBLIN RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE GOD DAMN BOOBS CUNT FUCK DICK BEANER TACO TITTIES GOD DAMMIT [Insert swear here] COON FUCKING A HELLFIRE MAMA MIA FUCK A DUCK TRANNY VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE CARPET MUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO MAMA MIA COCKSHITTER PISS OFF MY ASS DICKHEAD DOODIE HEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE DICKLICK BOOBS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUM CUM GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT FEWMETS CLEMEN NECROPHILIA GANGBANG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUTT-HOLE FUCK COCKSUCKER COCKSTUFFER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFACE SHITE SHUT UP, MEG! AMERICA ONLINE MOTHERFUCKER POLACK TURD GOOK MICK WIKIPEDIA BATHING SUIT AREA CUNNILINGUS JUSTIN BIEBER GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT AY-AY-AY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BRITNEY LET'S SHIT CUNT JOHNNY SCUMBAG JERRY PRICK ASS ELECTION NECROPHILIA FUCKFUCKFUCK ASS CUNT BOON BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHEBAG 666 BITCH FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING JUMP! DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER CROTCH ARSE BASTARD ANUSCAKE SPANK THE MONKEY SMEG JAP 666 POOPOO SEX DAMN JERRY FRAK SCUMBAG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? REBECCA BLACK FUCKFACE FAG CUNTING ASSCRACK SAND NIGGER FUCKER FUCKING RAT'S COCK BEAVER DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER HEIL HITLER! THONG TASTER HITLER FLYING RAT'S ASS NICARAGUA SHITE ORGASM FAG DAMN IT JESSE McCARTNEY TITTIES DUMBASS WILLY WONKA MOZILLA FIREFOX KRAUT CHOAD SHITPISSER ORGASM DAMN TITMOUSE PENIS GYPSY RAT'S COCK COCKSUCKER SPUNK ANAL GOD DAMN WIENER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS POOPOO ASS FASCIST BENSON SUCKS KAFFIR HOMO CRAPPY SHIT CHICKEN SHIT GOATSE PEDOPHILIA HELL BUTTFUCKER DICKWAD PISS OFF HEIL HITLER! SHITSKIN SPIC PISS ARTIST FAG NICARAGUA AUTOFELLATIO BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKER CANNED QUOTE PRICK YOU WANKER CUNT FIRECROTCH SON OF A BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKSTAIN HELL BULLSHIT ARSE HELL BASTARD CUNT CROTCH DIPSHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS ARTIST TITWANK KNOBJOCKEY BOLLOCKS FUCKING A POLAK BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN IT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PENISFUCK TOWELHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY DEMOCRACY JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YOU CLEVELAND STEAMER NAZI INJUN YOU WANKER SHITCOCK CLUSTERFUCK LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU TUBA FLYING FUCK CHAV CLUSTERFUCK DAMN SOD TAMPONS FRIG FUCKWIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! COCKSUCKER PISS MOTHERFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PRICK NAZI FUCKING NIGNOG GOD DAMN PORCH MONKEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK BUTTFUCKER DOUCHE NAZI DOUCHING WANK TIMBER NIGGER HO GRINGO SHITE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BALLS SCUMBAG BALLS ASSHOLE FRAK BULLSHIT FUCKFACE KAFFIR SEX AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE [expletive deleted] LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PISSHOLE JERK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITTY HAIL SATAN! ASS HORSE PENIS KRAUT TWISTY VAGINA FUCKTARD WIENER JACK OFF CRACKER I RAPE WALRUSES! JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY DICKHEAD SHITSKIN TWAT MOLDY TITS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SACRAMENTO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKHEAD FRAK FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SHITFACE DICKFACE LIMEY DILDO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TWO-INCH PENIS KRAUT GOAT DICK POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT ASSHAT HELL YOU WANKER ASS DICK TITS TRANNY TITS RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITE DIPSHIT SCROTUM RAGHEAD KNOBJOCKEY FUCKTARD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT PISS SCROTUM GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER [expletive deleted] BOOBS I WILL KILL YOU! PRICK BUKKAKE CUNT POTTYMOUTH POO POO BLOWJOB WANKSPLAT DONALD RUMSFELD HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD SOAPY TITWANK SHIT SHITFUCKER ASS LICKER ASSRAPING DOG SHIT FUCKING A COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK GOATSE COCKSTUFFER BELLEND I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GO COUNT YOUR DICK NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE MONKEY'S UNCLE DOG SHIT HELL CUNT FUCK A DUCK JOHNNY CUNTRAG BANGKOK CUNT ASS REDSKIN WIGGER BEAVER HORSE SHIT ASS FASCIST REDSKIN ARSE PISSHOLE SPUNK NECROPHILIA CUM MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CLEMEN BASTARD ASSHAT PUSSY ANAL DIABETES DUMBASS PRICK FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST VAGINA TITWANK BASTARD CC PLZ AMERICA ONLINE BATHING SUIT AREA FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD GOATSE FUCK YOU CLUSTERFUCK CROTCH MOLDY TITS REDSKIN PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT KNOBJOCKEY WANK GOAT DICK WANKER CLIT SHITFACE INBRED FUCKING A PEDOPHILIA SMEG BUNG-HOLE DAMN IT FRITZ BASTARD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIENER GOAT DICK ANAL TESTICLE CHOKE WANKSPLAT FUCKING CUNNILINGUS SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT POMMIE POLACK SCUMBUCKET DAMN DICK BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS CHING CHONG CHINK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKWIT TWAT HOMO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOD DAMMIT SMEG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YID FUCKHEAD CUNTBUCKET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HATE HATE HAT PISSHOLE MICK WILLY WONKA HELL ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT DOUCHEBAG HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS INCEST DUMBASS ASS DOG SHIT DOODIE HEAD AUTOFELLATIO DICK TITS MACACA FIRECROTCH CLIT TAFFY SHITSLINGING TITTYWANK WANK BUTTFUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COCK INCEST DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOGHURT CANNON RAT'S COCK COCKSUCKER CUNT CRAPPER PENIS BASTARD CLIT PEARL NECKLACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHIT GOOK COCKSMOKER REBECCA BLACK MILF FUCKFACE COCK FUCKFUCKFUCK PIG PRICK FUCKFACE COCKSUCKER CUNT KIDDY FIDDLER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK OFF CRAPFUCKER DOUCHEBAG THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE AAAAAAAAA! DICKFACE ASSHOLE DICKFACE ABO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SPIC and with the SIGMUND FREUD and his BASTARD of girraffes in which POLACK while reading about COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FLOWERS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOD DAMMIT