Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HO'PISS OFF'FUCKFUCKFUCK'NIGGER TITS'GOD DAMN'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'TITTIES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIGFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder WOODPECKERSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden SHITCOCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTTFUCKER or FUCKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOU WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ABO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOOBS KNOBJOCKEY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSBANDIT utterFUCKance of socially SHITE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKWIT television programs to address MALARKY Tourette's syndrome.

WANK Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be FUCKING A confused with COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SPICY CUNT FUCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOUCHE random CHING CHONG CHINK disorientation, culturally-REDNECK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TITS & DICKS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS OFF MY ASS language, JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BIRD IN THE HOUSE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHICKEN SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES JAP garbage.

Darnit.

A REDNECK Polite Note to the GOAT DICK Author:

The CROTCH Tourette's FUCKFACE Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to CHENEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FROG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKER article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BONER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PIGFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUTTFUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHRISTHUMPER Tourrette's sufferers ASSFACE swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNTING ASSCRACK TV, for always focusing on the COCKSTUFFER bad side of a terrible BLOWJOB thing.
• The main DILDO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MILF knee I WILL END YOU! NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is AUTOFELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WHORE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POMMIE school for WOODPECKERSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CRAP ON A STICK sufferers to become GANGBANG manically depressed and SLOPE commit SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH suicide.
• There is no SHIT cure, and the FAGGOT drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SUCK COCKS IN HELL! perodol" which caused my entire PECKERHEAD body to go BONER numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than KRAUT it is without the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL drug.

I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome CONDOMS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NAZI the MOTHERFUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PRICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FELCHMONKEY sorry for RAGHEAD "hi-jacking" your TOWELHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FELCHING this that really COCKSUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a SHITFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUTT-HOLE, and making fun of a FUCKFACE horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEARL NECKLACE time.

Best HI, BILLY MAYS HERE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HELLFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing LHASA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Regards to Andrew FLYING RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK TITS punch him if you GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my AY-AY-AY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BATHING SUIT AREA and CAMEL FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SCUMBAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TAMPONS BAND WITH 4 BONER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JAP HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How PIGFUCKER to ASS cure FUCKER the ASSHAT Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BUKKAKE for TRANNY Tourette's PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome MALARKY is BOYCOTT VIACOM! following CUNT these SHIT rules DONGSHOVER in FUCK NUGGET order:

• 1: Avoid JUSTIN BIEBER immature BASTARD little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within ASS 10 BLOWJOBseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DICK IN A BOX SHITCOCK KRAUT nor MOTHERFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell DONKEY DICK yourself you FUCK don't BASTARD have DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! this WANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLYING FUCK WITH NASTY PRICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw SMEG!

I fucking put ASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE WIENER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CHIGGER the TOP OF FEATURED THIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKHEAD offensive. FUCK NUGGET. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NAZI people who try MARCH OF FLAMES to battle MARY WHITEHOUSE'TWAT that tight-ass DUMBASS 17-year-GOATSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLUSTERFUCK it now, but someone said RAT'S ASS' RAPE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA'BOOBS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUNE COON is a laughing INBRED matter. Plus there SHITPISSER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WALRUS SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are CUM articles CLUSTERFUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So TITTYWANK that means RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the SPIC first part too and PEDOPHILIA talking about the SAMUEL L. JACKSON letter that it's DILDO mocking (what SHITCUNTING letter? I don't even know what BUKKAKE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKTARD hi self CUNT even made a really TAMPON IN MY ASS good point. "It's ASS nothing more MONKEY BALLS from a head nod to a NECROPHILIA knee tick". DICKHEAD. Which I'll add WANKSPLAT onto RUSTY TROMBONE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE suffer that SCUMBUCKET much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DEMOCRACY be, because if I were a BASTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING hilarious. If you SHITCOCK Want facts, go on [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICK CHICKEN be offended, don't read TUBA the freaking FUCK YOU article anyway.

CHIGGER GIVING HEAD FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER DOUCHING CLUSTERFUCK TITS ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT CLUSTERFUCK

DOUGHNUT PUNCHER CROTCH MAMA MIA BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE TRANNY FUCK YOU GOATSE SUCK MY COCK BOOBS HONKY JAP INBRED DICK CHICKEN PEEPEE RAPE WANKER SEX SLOPE ASSHAT SEMEN ABO KAFFIR URINE-GARGLING JOHNNY CUNT DONGSHOVER SHITHEAD ASSHAT VAGINA GOD DAMN FUCKTARD PISS GRINGO ROSIE O'DONNELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA INJUN NI EAT MY SHIT! SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT WETBACK WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE FUCKING BASTARD FUCKING VAGINA TWAT CRAPMUNCHER JOHNNY PISS UP MY ARSE PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER BITCH SEMEN PEEPEE JACKASS ASS MARGARET THATCHER RAT'S COCK NIGNOG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKFUCKFUCK BUNG-HOLE HELL ARSEBADGERS BONER HOCKEY DAMN DUMBASS BITCH DILDO FAG MARGARET THATCHER EPIDIDYMIS FRED PHELPS CAMEL JOCKEY BUKKAKE SHITTY SHITTY RAPE GOD DAMN POMMIE ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD KRAUT CUNT ANAL SHITBALLS DIMETHYL GLYCOL ASS ARSE FUCKSTAIN CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DICK TITS CUNT NIGNOG CUNT TRANNY HEIL HITLER! POLACK POOPY SHITBALLS BITCH WIENER CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST BONER GO HOME AND DIE TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHOLE DAMMIT NECROPHILIA DAMN SUGARTITS FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF BUTT PIRATE BOOBS TITWANK GIVING HEAD DONKEY DICK BUTTFUCKER TOSSER GO HOME AND DIE WIENER RAT'S ASS GREASER BASTARD FUCKSTAIN ARSE FRENCH TICKLER PISS OFF FUCKING CHOAD FUCK RAPE MARY WHITEHOUSE O CANADA PISS UP MY ARSE ASS FUCKWIT SHAKOPEE WALRUS SHIT MACACA BULLSHIT FUCKTARD GOD DAMN DICK CHICKEN ASS STEVE BALLMER ASSHOLE MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKER ANUSCAKE ASS AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY WIENER FAGGOT SCUMBAG PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE GOATSE SHITHEAD BASTARD TITS & DICKS DAMN FUCK YOU ASSWIPE FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS ASSBANDIT COCKGOBLIN POLACK JAP PRICK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFACE FUCKTARD FUCKFACE POMMIE DYKE NIPPLES [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER ARSE ASSCRACK SEX HELL JAP BORDER HOPPER ORGASM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOCCASINS CUNT LAPPER NECROPHILIA BITCH RAT'S COCK ORGASM JUSTIN BIEBER CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF MY ASS FRIG CUNNILINGUS SAGGY TITS BASTARD FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSHAT BOLLOCKS LICK PUSSY POWERSHIT ASS WANK ANAL DIABETES BOON SCUMBAG POO POO BLOWJOB SUCK MY COCK CUNNILINGUS PISS FUCK NECROPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PUSSYLICKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CONDOMS JUNGLE BUNNY DYKE YOU WANKER PENIS COCKSMOKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK FUCK GARBAGE DAY! TITTIES FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER NECROPHILIA RECTUM RAIDER DAMNATION FUCK SHITFUCKER CHAV CRACKER HORSE PENIS CLUSTERFUCK CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKSTAIN TWAT WANK FUCK STEVE BALLMER BUGGER OFF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER JACKASS 666 MALARKY DOUCHEBAG SHITTY PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANK FUCKFACE MALL SANTA DICKHEAD GYPSY SAGGY TITS HAIL SATAN! CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS SPANK THE MONKEY WANKSPLAT SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT CANNED QUOTE EMO ASSCRACK AMERICA ONLINE ASSHAT NECROPHILIA [Insert silly non-swear here] PAKI MOCKIE JUNGLE BUNNY DUNE COON PISS JACK OFF MONKEY BALLS FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DONKEY DICK PIGFUCKER NIGGER QUEEF FUCKING BUTTFUCKER PENISFUCK YID MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD DICKFACE PISS CARPET MUNCHER PORCH MONKEY SEX FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS CUNT SOD OFF DAMN IT CAPTAIN CRUNCH SACRAMENTO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MALARKY ANAL ANAL DIABETES O CANADA GOD DAMMIT TIT DIRT DICKHEAD CLEMEN [Insert yet another person's name here] TITTIES POMMIE DOG SHIT BELLEND TIMBER NIGGER BULLCRAP PISS POTTYMOUTH KIKE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BLOWJOB HOT GRITS AY-AY-AY TWAT PUNANI CHICKEN SHIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GRAPE PENIS GIVING HEAD JESSE McCARTNEY ANUSCAKE PIGS MIGHT FLY DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER SHITTY I WILL END YOU! SHITTY PEDOPHILIA SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE NECROPHILIA FUCK CHOAD BEANER EXTRA LONG PENIS HELLFIRE POOPOO CHAV DIPSHIT GOATSE BITCH ABO DUMBASS POLACK FUCKING JUMP! HOMO CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING CUNT FUCKTARD PISS OFF BOOBIES STEVE BALLMER FUCKFACE COCK JACK OFF AUTOFELLATIO SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER 666 BIRD IN THE HOUSE LET'S SHIT FUCKFACE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DOUCHING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN TITS BITCH LOLCAT DUMBASS FUCK YID YOU WANKER FROG RAT'S COCK BONER FUCK OFF RAGHEAD FUCKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK CONDOMS ARSEBADGERS SHIT ARSE D'OH WANK 666 GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS LET'S SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DOT HEAD DIPSHIT SHITHEAD CUNT GIVING HEAD TWISTY VAGINA SHIT FAG PENISPENISPENIS!!! COMMUNIST DILDO TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER YOUR MOM TURD HELL ORGASM FELCHING DOUCHING DAGO AY-AY-AY CUM DIPSHIT DICK CHICKEN HONKY BLISTERING BARNACLES PEARL NECKLACE SMEG FUCK YOU SEX PISS OSTRICH MY ASS POMMIE YOUR MOM ABO DOM DeLUISE NIGGER SCROTUM INBRED OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSWIPE CUNT ASSCRACK NIGGER NIGGER SOD CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIKIPEDIA WALRUS SHIT BRITNEY TWO-INCH PENIS BLUE PENIS! NIPPLES MALARKY TIMBER NIGGER SHIT DAMN DOUCHING DIPSHIT WIENER GOBSHITE DAMMIT TWAT DOUCHE NAZI GRIS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES D'OH CAMEL JOCKEY CRACKER SON OF A BITCH SUGARTITS BITCH DUMBASS I WILL END YOU! PUSSYLICKER CRAP JIGGABOO PIECE OF SHIT WANKER GOD DAMMIT WIENER POTTYMOUTH PENIS NEGRO PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GO HOME AND DIE SHITTY pen0r DIRTY SANCHEZ BOB SAGET SCUMBAG COCK PISS ARTIST ASSCRACK CUNT RAPE STEVE BALLMER HORSE PENIS FUCKHEAD I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY TIENANMEN SQUARE POOPY ASSHAT BOLLOCKS CONDOMS TWISTY VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK CHINK TITTYWANK FLYING FUCK CUNT CUNTRAG ASS PAKI HENTAI CRACKER GOAT DICK OH SHI– FUDGEPACKER BEAVER POOPOO FUCKSTAIN BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FALSE BENSON MAMA MIA POLAK NIGGER HELL BOON GOD DAMMIT GOD BLESS AMERICA GYPSY POMMIE FUCKWIT LOLCAT URINE-GARGLING DILDO TAMPON IN MY ASS FIREWALLS THONG TASTER NAZI ORGASM FUCKSTAIN BITCH BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOUCHE DOUCHEBAG FUCKBAG ASS TWAT SHITE FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK HO CUM JACK OFF PICKANINNY DUMBASS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PAKI DAMN GOD DAMN FEWMETS MOTHERFUCKER COCK HO OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! COON BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA [expletive deleted] I AM CORNHOLIO! CANNED QUOTES TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD YOU WANKER SOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE suck my mothers BONER FUCKTARD ASSCRACK CHICKEN FRIES DICKFACE CHOAD KISSER DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKFACE YID INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE WILLY WONKA FELCHING BULLSHIT BUTT PIRATE FUCKFUCKFUCK GOATSE DAMN BUGGER OFF ASS INBRED TURD BITCH FUCK YOU DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK ASS LICKER NIPPLES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKTARD JOHN SMILEY FACE GREASER WANK CUNTING ASSCRACK FRITZ PIG ARSE BUKKAKE PIECE OF SHIT JIGGABOO BITCH TRANNY FUCK OFF DICKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TITTYWANK RAPE BLOWJOB SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH NECROPHILIA JERRY SOD OFF DICK FUCK FRITZ SHIT SHIT BUTT PIRATE EPIDIDYMIS PISS FUCKSTAIN COCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKLICK PISS GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE COCK COCK CHRIS CHAN GOD DAMMIT DILDO JAP GOD DAMN ASS ALF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CRACKER DUMBASS FUCKWIT [Insert swear here] GOAT DICK SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT HELL COCKSHITTER FUCK ABO DIPSHIT DOODIE HEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK FUCKING RAT'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! YID HELLFIRE NIGGER CHOAD KISSER ASS GOD DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WILLY WONKA PEDOPHILIA COCKSTUFFER HORSE SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CAMEL FUCKER DILDO ASS SPIC RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK SEMEN JOHN SMILEY FACE FRIG [Insert yet another person's name here] ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JACK OFF SHITCOCK CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS BAT FUCK INSANE ASSCRACK DICK HENTAI DICKHEAD WANK HORSE SHIT HITLER TOSSER CUNNILINGUS FEWMETS BANGKOK CLUSTERFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD CHINK BUGGER OFF CRAP NIGGER MOCKIE HORSE PENIS BENCH PRESS GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER GRIS DOT HEAD ABO DICK IN A BOX O CANADA I RAPE WALRUSES! DIPSHIT SOD RAPE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COON MOZILLA FIREFOX JAP SUCK MY COCK SHITTY DOUCHE PORCH MONKEY DICK CHICKEN HELL TITS FUCK YOU PICKANINNY ARSE CLUSTERFUCK JIZZ GOD DAMMIT PAKI BASTARD FRED PHELPS BOOBS TITTYWANK FUCKING JUMP! ANUSCAKE TITTIES DOT HEAD CRAP ON A STICK CUNTING ASSCRACK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT MASTURBATION DOUCHE YOU WANKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING JUMP! OSTRICH MY ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT DICKFACE HELL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS COCK JAP TITS COMMUNIST DILDO ASSCRACK PEEPEE FUCKTARD SHITSKIN FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE O KURWA! JERRY WANKSPLAT JACKASS MOCCASINS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD BIGNOSE URINE-GARGLING ARSE ANAL JERK OFF CUNNILINGUS FELLATIO GOD DAMN DICKFACE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD DOUCHE HOMO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIPSHIT DIPSHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS COMMUNIST DILDO YOU WANKER POLESMOKER SHITE CHINK KIKE SUCK MY DICK GIVING HEAD WETBACK GOAT DICK SHITBALLS GYPSY DICKFACE PEEPEE FUCKING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITTY BIG FOOT PEARL NECKLACE ALEX TREBEK MOTHERFUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAGO PISS SPANK THE MONKEY PENIS HEIL HITLER! BASTARD BONER I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS DOUCHING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS PISS PIECE OF SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH DOUCHEBAG COCKSHITTER MUGABE'S MOMMA AUTOFELLATIO PISS DOODIE HEAD PISS VANITY PAGES ROCK MOCCASINS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DILDO TWAT TENTACLE RAPE CLIT DOT HEAD CHICKEN FRIES CUNT FELLATIO FUCKING A BEANER GOD DAMN SCUMBAG BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE SON OF A BITCH FEMADOM FLYING RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT DAGO MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHAT GOD DAMN DIPSHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD REBECCA BLACK BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD ASS SOD OFF HOMO URINE-GARGLING FLUFFY CLOUD DOUCHE FUCK SIGMUND FREUD ASSHAT HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BONG NI PENIS DAMN RICK MORANIS BASTARD DAMN INCEST PUSSY GRINGO HELL TIT SPRINKLES BUTT PIRATE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAGO FUCK OFF SHITTY WANK POMMIE SEMEN PORCH MONKEY DAMN 666 VAGINA WANKSPLAT SHITSLINGING ORGASM I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOM DeLUISE WINDOWS VISTA JAP BITCH DICK MOTHERFUCKER ARSE CUNT BONER TITS & DICKS FUCKING TAFFY DAMN IT I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE DIPSHIT ASS LICKER GENITALIA BASTARD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FENCE JUMPER I WILL KILL YOU! DONKEY PUNCHER FUDGEPACKER FUCKFACE YOU WANKER DOG SHIT LGBT RIGHTS WIKIPEDIA CRAPPY BIRD SHIT CRAP NIGGER TITS FRENCH TICKLER DONKEY DICK BEANER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITMOUSE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS CUNT FELLATIO PISS EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITBALLS ANAL CHINK ASSFACE FENCE JUMPER SCUMBAG HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSWIPE WIENER SAND NIGGER BONER WIENER PEDOPHILIA ASS BASTARD FUCKSTAIN DAMN SCROTUM MOCCASINS DAMN FUCKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FOUR-EYES SEMEN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCK CUNTSWILLING CUNTYMINTS WOP NEGRO SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE AMERICA ONLINE FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE FUCK NUGGET SCUMBAG WHORE SHIT OH SHI– DOUCHING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] and with the LAKE TITICACA and his DAMN IT of girraffes in which COON while reading about [EXPLETIVE]!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TUBA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK OFF