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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITMOUSE neurochemical FUCK disorder TAFFY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POMMIE, sudden COCKSMOKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or CUNTRAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated INBRED way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANKSPLAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOT HEAD PISS OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WANK utterFUCKance of socially TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFUCKER television programs to address FAGGOT Tourette's syndrome.

DICKFACE Tourette's is WANK not to be DUNE COON confused with OSTRICH MY ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying YOU WANKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JAP random FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK disorientation, culturally-PISS ARTIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MY COMMUNION WAFER OF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS SHITTY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky EMO souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKSTAIN quantities FUCK YOU of ANAL DIABETES BALL SACK garbage.

Darnit.

A PEDOPHILIA Polite Note to the BASTARD Author:

The FRAK Tourette's FUCKING A Research Institute was WANK founded to FUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NI Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CRAPMUNCHER article BALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BIRD IN THE HOUSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS ARTIST changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TWAT Tourrette's sufferers FELLATIO swear. You can AUTOFELLATIO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ORANGE TURTLE TV, for always focusing on the OSTRICH MY ASS bad side of a terrible FUCKHEAD thing.
  • The main DONKEY DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCKSHITTER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DARTH VADER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MONKEY SHIT knee ASSFACE NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING FUCK school for SHITTY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOUCHE sufferers to become COON manically depressed and BRITNEY commit FUCKFACE suicide.
  • There is no BRITNEY cure, and the HATE HATE HAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the HITLER tics often have adverse MACACA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACK OFF perodol" which caused my entire INBRED body to go BAD MOTHERFUCKER numb and VENEREAL DISEASE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the DOUGHNUT PUNCHER drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome DICKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating OSTRICH MY ASS the JERK OFF public view of Tourettes as a "TURD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TIT SPRINKLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am POLESMOKER sorry for POOPOO "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMMIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSFACE this that really CUNTRAG annoys me. I am working towards a FLYING RAT'S ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNNILINGUS, and making fun of a NICARAGUA horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHIGGER time.

Best POLAK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOGHURT CANNON” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries LHASA leadership, those problems does not MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BELGIUM byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society FIREWALLS.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. HONKY Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The WIENER bastard who wrote this article. You can PRICK punch him if you SOD want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CUNT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine POMMIE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SCROTUM BAND WITH 4 TACO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUGFUCK HORSE! POMMIE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POMMIE'S HOUSE

How FLAMING ASS BADGER to DILDO cure HO the BUKKAKE Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING FUCK for LIMEY Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU is PAKI following FUCKBAG these TONY LA RUSSA rules ASSCRACK in GREASER order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKER immature GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS little DOG SHIT kids,
  • 2: Count to SHITFACE within EXTRA LONG PENIS 10 TITTYWANKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your DOUCHETITS DOUCHE NAZI MALARKY nor BOYCOTT VIACOM! talk,
  • 4: Tell FROG'S FAT ASS yourself you MAMA MIA don't SPUNK have PUSSY this SHIT disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN WITH NASTY LAKE TITICACA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GRIS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the POMMIE last straw JOHN ELWAY!

I fucking put BIRD SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE CRAP ON A STICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BAD MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF CLEMEN THIS SMEG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PISS offensive. PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DUMBASS people who try VAGINA to battle JOHN SMILEY FACE'INBRED that tight-ass BITCH 17-year-CUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICKFACE it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING THIS IS A RARE SWEAR is a laughing CLUSTERFUCK matter. Plus there NIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FEMADOM Uncyclopedia, there are WOODPECKERSHIT articles MAMA MIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HONKY stuff. So DUNE COON that means NAZI stop getting mad at the PEDOPHILIA first part too and SHIT talking about the ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP letter that it's I'LL RAPE YOU mocking (what JERRY letter? I don't even know what CHUFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian HOMO hi self SHIT even made a really HORSE PENIS good point. "It's PISS nothing more URINE-GARGLING from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". DAMMIT. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto SACRAMENTO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BASTARD suffer that FROG'S FAT ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MASTURBATION it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK be, because if I were a BEAVER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SOD hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on FRIENDS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CRAPFUCKER be offended, don't read NECROPHILIA the freaking MOLDY TITS article anyway.

TWISTY VAGINA FLYING FUCK ASSFACE TIMBER NIGGER FUCK YOU FUCKER DAMN IT GANGBANG HOT GRITS JESSE McCARTNEY

CUNT SHITCOCK CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD INBRED MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER GREASER CHAV CHICKEN FRIES ASS SMILES 666 SHITTY CUNNILINGUS BASTARD SHITCOCK RANDY TRAVIS TOTAL PEDOPHILIA DAMN SHITPISSER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKSTAIN EAT MY SHIT! FRITZ CRACKER PENISFUCK PORCH MONKEY ASS JACK OFF FUCKFACE JACKASS SHITE DONKEY DICK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL REBECCA BLACK JIGGABOO PAKI BUNG-HOLE NAZI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LIMEY SUCK MY DICK SHITE INBRED REDSKIN RUSTY TROMBONE HELL BITCH PUSSY CHIGGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSFACE RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS FIST FUCK ASS ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BASTARD PECKERHEAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SON OF A BITCH SCROTUM DONKEY DICK BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CHENEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER ASSRAPING HOMO FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITCUNTING FUCK YOU FUCK HONKY DICKWAD FUCKWIT SHIT [expletive deleted] INBRED PISS ARTIST NECROPHILIA MARGARET THATCHER DAMN PRINCE PHILIP AUTOFELLATIO ASSRAPING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TAMPONS BUGGER SHIT OUT OF MY DICK CUNT ASSHAT BENSON SUCKS SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT CUNT LICK PUSSY LOLCAT ASS FUCKING I RAPE WALRUSES! MICK COCK PISS OFF MY ASS YID SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK BUTTFUCKER TITTIES ANAL GOD DAMN WILLY WONKA ARSEBADGERS MONKEY BALLS POMMIE DIPSHIT POMMIE FUCKTARD EARS OF CHRIST DIPSHIT ASS SHITE PISS ARTIST SHITE RAT'S ASS CC PLZ PUSSYLICKER FUCKBAG DIPSHIT DUNE COON SHIT BEANER WANK TWAT KNOBJOCKEY BUGFUCK ASSHAT POMMIE COCKSMOKER RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS LET'S SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! D'OH NIGGER BITCH HEIL HITLER! ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN IT FAGGOT SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT LAPPER WANKER FLYING FUCK SEMEN BONER GRAPE PENIS DAMN IT ARSE ASS LICKER TWAT HELLFUCKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP PROXY SITES HAIL SATAN! CUNT FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT REDNECK GOOK JACKASS DAMN CUNT FENCE JUMPER SHITE JACK ABRAMOFF MAMA MIA NIPPLES HAIL SATAN! I'LL RAPE YOU NIGNOG SPIC BUGGER OFF FUCKING CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BUTT PIRATE VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT AUTOFELLATIO I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCK OFF ASSWIPE YOUR MOM GOD DAMMIT BOLLOCKS DOUCHING MACACA DAGO FUCKWIT FUCK A DUCK ASSHAT DICK NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ SOD OFF RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH FELLATIO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HADJI DUMBASS JAP I'LL RAPE YOU CRAPMUNCHER PUNANI DAMN FUCKSTAIN COCK FUCKWIT BALL SACK ASSHAT FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER POOPY CUNT CRAPPER SHITBALLS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKWIT CONDOMS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN GOOK BALL SACK RAPE SPUNK BIRD SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSWIPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WANK MAMA MIA MONKEY SHIT CUNT ASS FEWMETS JAP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHITTY YOU WANKER CUNT CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK ART METAL PRODUCTS HELL CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOUCHE INCEST BASTARD BITCH DOG SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE BUGFUCK CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK DILDO FUCKSTAIN POLAK COCK MALARKY OSTRICH MY ASS ASSWIPE BENCH PRESS BONER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS OFF COCKSUCKER BUGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCK ASSHAT ASSHAT HELL WANK SPANK THE MONKEY GOOK LOGJAMMER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSHAT I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASSRAMMER FUCKWIT ASSHAT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PECKERHEAD HOT GRITS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COCK NAZI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSHAT KRAUT HITLER TITS BOLLOCKS ASSRAMMER FUCK TRANNY I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT BITCH CUNT DOUCHE POOPY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE 666 MILF JACK OFF GANGBANG SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FELCHING SHIT COON YOU WANKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHING SHITE CUNNILINGUS BRITNEY CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ SEX CANDY FUCK ASS CANNED QUOTE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE HELL COCKSMOKER DICK CUNTBUCKET DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBS COCKSTUFFER YOGHURT CANNON REDSKIN BULLCRAP I'LL RAPE YOU JUNGLE BUNNY FAG CUNT BUTTFUCKER NICARAGUA HELL DICK VAGINA BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER COON WIGGER KAFFIR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN HELL SCUMBAG PENIS TITWANK BASTARD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE BELLEND SHITSLINGING GENITALIA ASSHAT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPPY NIGGER TITS FUCKING YOU WANKER GOBSHITE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NEOPETS SHITCOCK SIGMUND FREUD DOUCHE NAZI FUCK OFF CHOAD GRAPE PENIS FRITZ CANNED QUOTE JOHN ELWAY HOLY DUMB FUCK PIECE OF SHIT GENITALIA ANAL DILDO SAND NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOAT DICK TRANNY HO PRICK PEEPEE BLUMPKIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN FELLATIO BLUMPKIN SEMEN TITS & DICKS COON CHIGGER TITTIES BITCH BASTARD BUTT PIRATE SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK TITTIES SHITE BATHING SUIT AREA WOP CUNT YOU WANKER FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON CUNTBUCKET DAMN COCKSHITTER DYKE COON CHOAD BUTT-HEAD ASS TITS SHITFUCKER DICK CHICKEN TITS DOUCHE ASSWIPE FUCKWIT JERK OFF DUMBASS FUCKING GINGERBREAD I'LL RAPE YOU HELL LENS CRAFTERS FUCK NUGGET CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITE FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER JAP GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PRINCE PHILIP PAKI PUNANI CHRISTHUMPER SMEG BLUMPKIN VAGINA WANK CHRISTHUMPER HELLFIRE GOD DAMN KIKE SHITHEAD POMMIE MACACA BUGFUCK SIGMUND FREUD BATHING SUIT AREA CHOLERA IS FUN! BELLEND TITWANK DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK SHIT FUCKWIT CLEMEN BUGFUCK REDSKIN SHIT ASS GOOK CLUSTERFUCK SPUNK WANKSPLAT NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER DAMN GOATSE SHITCOCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DICKHEAD WIGGER HOSER SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH ASS BASTARD GOOK POOPOO SHIT POLAK NIGGER MONKEY SHIT TIT DIRT PIECE OF SHIT HEIL HITLER! SHIT HENTAI TURD BOOBIES JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ART METAL PRODUCTS GOD DAMN SHIT SUGARTITS COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT DAMN PECKERHEAD BEAVER PUSSY JAP DYKE HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CHOAD TAFFY BUTT-HOLE FRED PHELPS PEARL NECKLACE DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY BONER BOB SAGET CARPET MUNCHER BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HIV NEGATIVE FUCKSTAIN DAGO TRANNY ORGASM DAMN SHITPISSER FUCKWIT FUCK OFF ARSE ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK DOUCHING SCROTUM SUCK MY DICK JACKASS FRED PHELPS RAT'S ASS HOSER MOTHERFUCKER GOAT DICK FUCK YOU FUCKWIT FUCK ASSHOLE JACKASS NORTH KOREA FENCE JUMPER TITS SHAKOPEE FUCK COCK SMILES FUCKTARD ORGASM FUCKSTAIN PRICK WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GO HOME AND DIE AMERICA ONLINE NIGGER TITS SHITTY DAMN IT BIGNOSE FEMADOM BULLSHIT FUCK GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT BITCH CRAPPY MOLDY TITS TITMOUSE HELL BUKKAKE SEX ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP REDNECK DAMN GREASER SAGGY TITS JACKASS SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSWIPE HITLER THONG TASTER SHIT JAP CHUFF BITCH CUNT CRAPPER BONER FELCHING PISS ARTIST COCK FUCKSTAIN HITLER GOD DAMN YOU INBRED RUSKIE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE MONKEY SHIT BASTARD SHITHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICK COCK CROTCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BULLCRAP HELL MICK PISSHOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ PENISPENISPENIS!!! TAFFY FUCK CRACKER BUTT PIRATE PECKERHEAD SCUMBAG YOU WANKER NEGRO CRAPPY NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MOLDY TITS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS ARSE TITTIES CHICKEN SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RANDY TRAVIS DOG SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER SAND NIGGER DILDO BITCH BOOBS FUCKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE P'KANG HELL BIG FOOT TITS FENCE JUMPER CRAPFUCKER DAMN CUNTRAG GRAPE PENIS COON CONDOMS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKSUCKER CROTCH NORTH KOREA WANKER CLUSTERFUCK TWAT TITS BOON PISS SHITE CUNTRAG SCROTUM BALLS WIGGER GOD BLESS AMERICA JACKASS SHIT ASS MALARKY TOWELHEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT O CANADA BOB SAGET PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUGGER OFF FUCK CRAPFUCKER SPUNK BULLCRAP FAG FUCKER ASSFACE CUNT FLYING FUCK SHITCUNTING PISS OFF FEWMETS CUNT BUTT PIRATE WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER TITMOUSE NEGRO BENSON SUCKS CODEINE IS A QUEER DAMNATION TUBA QUEEF FUCKING JAP FENCE JUMPER NAZI CRAPMUNCHER BIRD SHIT SHITCOCK JACKASS TITMOUSE PISS ARTIST SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT DAMN SHITBALLS CHOAD PISS OFF PUSSYLICKER WOODPECKERSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU PEDOPHILIA CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE YID LOGJAMMER FUCK SHITHEAD DOUCHING WHITE PEOPLE DOUCHEBAG COMMUNIST DILDO CHRISTHUMPER WANKSPLAT MACACA BIGNOSE SACRAMENTO NECROPHILIA FUCKER FUCKWIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG DICK CHICKEN WANKER LET'S SHIT BUTT PIRATE KIKE SHIT DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK NUGGET FELLATIO FUCKHEAD FUCK A DUCK TITS HO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH HO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DILDO PISS ANAL DIABETES SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH CUNTRAG SHITSLINGING DICKFACE PISS ARTIST SCUMBAG YOGHURT CANNON WOP PEARL NECKLACE FUCKSTAIN POWERSHIT DOUCHE NECROPHILIA CRAP CLIT DICKHEAD MUGABE HAS AIDS JIGGABOO I'LL RAPE YOU FALSE BENSON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE REDNECK GRAPE PENIS ARSE DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO DICKLICK AUTOFELLATIO BIGNOSE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FENCE JUMPER YOGHURT CANNON BUDDHIST MONK NORTH KOREA BLUMPKIN COCK FENCE JUMPER SAMUEL L. JACKSON TITS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAP ASS GOD DAMN CUNTBUCKET CHRISTHUMPER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HAIL SATAN! GREASER BALLS JOHN ELWAY DOUCHE NIGNOG LAKE TITICACA MOLDY TITS ASSHOLE MOCCASINS ASS TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE DOUCHING FUCK OFF PENIS ON A STICK BASTARD I AM CORNHOLIO! CRAP FUCK OFF FUCK NUGGET NIGGER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF CAMEL FUCKER PRICK SCUMBUCKET ASSHAT JACKASS CHIGGER BONER BULLSHIT JACKASS WOODPECKERSHIT PAKI GARBAGE DAY! DUMBASS WHORE DAMN FUCKING A FUCKER BITCH BLOWJOB DOM DeLUISE [expletive deleted] BLISTERING BARNACLES MOTHERFUCKER MARCH OF FLAMES MOTHERFUCKER [EXPLETIVE] CHIGGER MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMN STRAWBERRY ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ANAL TACO MARGARET THATCHER FUCK NIGGER NIPPLES JACKASS GOD DAMMIT BASTARD WANK I RAPE WALRUSES! MOCCASINS REDNECK NEGRO WHITE RIGHTS PORCUPINE'S BALLS HONKY SEX DICKHEAD CUNT CONAN O'BRIAN ASSHAT MASTURBATION CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD NAZI LOLCAT RAPE FUCKING A WOP ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HELLFIRE POWERSHIT FUCKHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE BLOWJOB ASSHAT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FIRECROTCH SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE FUCKSTAIN CUNT CUNTSWILLING FUCKING A NAZI CAMEL JOCKEY GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PUSSY FROG'S FAT ASS BELLEND DAMN BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE BULLCRAP WANKER KIKE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK VAGINA ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITSLINGING FUCKING A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JUSTIN BIEBER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ART METAL PRODUCTS EMO DAGO COCKSTUFFER HENTAI CAMEL JOCKEY VENEREAL DISEASE JAP SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN WANKER WHITE RIGHTS FUCKER BULLSHIT MILF INBRED PENIS ON A STICK FLYING RAT'S ASS DUNE COON PIG TWO-INCH PENIS BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE CHING CHONG CHINK FROG'S FAT ASS PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT SHITSKIN PAKI I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITBALLS NI DICKLICK SAND NIGGER RAT'S ASS FUCKER COCK DICKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GENITALIA VAGINA FUCK YOU SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS SHITFUCKER PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN BITCH BITCH CLUSTERFUCK CHINK BIGNOSE BEANER GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS SPANK THE MONKEY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PUSSY ASSFACE CLIT POMMIE COCKSUCKER SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK YOUR MOM FUCK NUGGET BUGGER OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink KRAUT ASS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKFACE DOODIE HEAD HORSE SHIT SUCK MY DICK FROG FUCK ASS CUM PISSHOLE [expletive deleted] FRITZ FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FEMADOM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INCEST REDSKIN JACKASS CUNT REDSKIN COON REDNECK YOUR MOM CHIGGER SPUNK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MOTHERFUCKER PENIS VENEREAL DISEASE CHAV FUCKFACE KIKE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING O CANADA HELL WIENER REBECCA BLACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS TWAT FUCKING A DICKHEAD DOG FUCKER FELLATIO GREASER DIRTY SANCHEZ POMMIE FUCKFACE SACRAMENTO VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE ASSFACE FUCKBAG ASS EMO HEIL HITLER! TWAT FUCKING MICK WIGGER DONKEY DICK WEHATEMARIO ASSCRACK FUCK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS MOSES PISSHOLE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JOHNNY SHIT PISS BUGGER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY COCK TITWANK DICK FUCKTARD NAZI ASS LICKER SHITE DICKHEAD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the HADJI and his BLUE PENIS! of girraffes in which RAGHEAD while reading about DICK CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BLOWJOB also

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FUCK YOU Luigi! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
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