Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MOCCASINS'ASS FASCIST'WANKSPLAT'BOLLOCKS'I'LL RAPE YOU'SHIT'CUNNILINGUS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOUCHING neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SON OF A BITCH, sudden SHITPISSER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEMEN or QUEEF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ARSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LET'S SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHETITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JOHN ELWAY NIGNOG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WOODPECKERSHIT utterFUCKance of socially COMMUNIST DILDO objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HORSE PENIS television programs to address BIG FOOT Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is RAPE not to be GREASER confused with CUNTSWILLING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BEAVER random POOPY disorientation, culturally-JACK ABRAMOFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ROSIE O'DONNELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TAMPONS language, MACACA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCKSHITTER DAMN IT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive CHING CHONG CHINK quantities DUMBASS of ANAL DIABETES GOAT DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A EMO Polite Note to the FUCK A DUCK Author:

The WANKER Tourette's GIVING HEAD Research Institute was NECROPHILIA founded to GOATSE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KNOBJOCKEY article HOMO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of KAFFIR Tourrette's sufferers PUSSY swear. You can IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame [expletive deleted] TV, for always focusing on the CLIT bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.

• The main TAMPONS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKFACE knee FLAMING ASS BADGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNNILINGUS school for CONDOMS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage YOU WANKER sufferers to become SHITTY manically depressed and POWERSHIT commit WANK suicide.
• There is no HELL cure, and the MALARKY drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK NUGGET tics often have adverse DICKLICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKTARD perodol" which caused my entire CHOAD body to go HELL numb and HOT GRITS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK it is without the DICKLICK drug.

I am an active member of a BASTARD tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALARKY the PISSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "DUMBASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MARGARET THATCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKER sorry for SEX "hi-jacking" your WARNER MUSIC GROUP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHIGGER this that really IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! annoys me. I am working towards a PICKANINNY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTTFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and making fun of a FROG horrible disorder is (not) FUCKTARD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your D'OH time.

Best BLUMPKIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LET'S SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIVER CRABS SUCK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Regards to Andrew MONKEY BALLS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The PENIS bastard who wrote this article. You can CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE punch him if you DOT HEAD want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SEX saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my FUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SON OF A BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HAIL SATAN! and MARGARET THATCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MONKEY SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANK BAND WITH 4 DIMETHYL GLYCOL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ORGASM HORSE! SON OF A BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SON OF A BITCH'S HOUSE

How {{USERNAME}} to BULLSHIT cure BIRD IN THE HOUSE the PICKANINNY Tourette's BULLCRAP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FLYING RAT'S ASS for BOOBIES Tourette's JUNGLE BUNNY Syndrome JERK OFF is NIGGER following CUNT these BEAVER rules COCKSUCKER in INCEST order:

• 1: Avoid OSTRICH MY ASS immature PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM little SHITE kids,
• 2: Count to COCKSHITTER within DICKFACE 10 POMMIEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE nor PISS ARTIST talk,
• 4: Tell YOUR MOM yourself you ASS don't FUCKTARD have CLUSTERFUCK this JOHNNY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWAT WITH NASTY FUCKING A DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AY-AY-AY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SON OF A BITCH last straw WANKER!

I fucking put PEARL NECKLACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLEVELAND STEAMER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BANGKOK the TOP OF FAGGOT THIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSHOLE offensive. INJUN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BELLEND people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle SCRATCH! GROUNDER!'NIGGER that tight-ass PRICK 17-year-FUCKHEAD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS OFF MY ASS it now, but someone said DOUCHE' SHIT BOLLOCKS'GOOK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! is a laughing MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MAMA MIA Uncyclopedia, there are SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM articles HOT GRITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching RAT'S COCK stuff. So MOZILLA FIREFOX that means FUCKER stop getting mad at the NAZI first part too and PENIS talking about the JIZZ letter that it's ALF mocking (what DICK letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRAK hi self HELL even made a really POMMIE good point. "It's GOOK nothing more FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD from a head nod to a TWAT knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add DOUCHETITS onto MOCKIE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANK suffer that POO POO BLOWJOB much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITBALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PISS be, because if I were a BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTT-FOR-BRAINS hilarious. If you MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Want facts, go on RAPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAPE be offended, don't read DILDO the freaking MALL SANTA article anyway.

CLIT PRICK FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT CLEMEN HONKY FIRECROTCH SHITSLINGING ALF

WANK SHIT BUNG-HOLE CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER KRAUT FUCKER O KURWA! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COCKSTUFFER SHITTY FUCKTARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSCRACK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ANUSCAKE TITWANK FUCK OFF NIGGER TITS ASSHAT DICKFACE MICK SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FU SPANG CROTCH SAGGY TITS VENEREAL DISEASE GRAPE PENIS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DOG FUCKER SOD OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST POLAK GANGBANG SHIT SUCK MY COCK DIPSHIT QUEEF CLIT EMO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT JAP SAND NIGGER BOOBS CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE SAND NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY DIPSHIT REBECCA BLACK SHITTY PIGFUCKER SHIT 666 NIPPLES ASS POWERSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMN TITS & DICKS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SON OF A BITCH SHITE FLYING FUCK SAND NIGGER SHIT FUCK CUM NIGNOG DOUCHE PEDOPHILIA TWAT FUCKBAG NEGRO DIPSHIT NEGRO CUNT ASS BENCH PRESS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKHEAD MOCCASINS JACKASS JAP PECKERHEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS OFF POLESMOKER ARSE GOOK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITSKIN JIGGABOO MAMA MIA DIPSHIT ASSCRACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK DONKEY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS THONG TASTER SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT PRICK PENIS POMMIE BEANER MAMA MIA TIMBER NIGGER FUDGEPACKER ASS CENSORSHIP DICKWAD POMMIE SOD OFF NIGGER ASSCRACK HORSE PENIS CAUCASIANS INBRED BANGKOK CUNTING ASSCRACK YOGHURT CANNON AUTOFELLATIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SCROTUM GREASER BASTARD 666 INCEST WIKIPEDIA RULES CULT OF THE DEAD COW SCUMBAG ANUSCAKE BALLS WARNER MUSIC GROUP DUMBASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TESTICLE CHOKE MOTHERFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JACK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX TAMPONS SPANK THE MONKEY RAPE ASSHAT PORCUPINE'S BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GRIS DIRTY SANCHEZ WANK CLIT COON DICKWAD FUCK PEARL NECKLACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS FASCIST DOG FUCKER FUCK YOU SHIT BUGGER OFF INCEST CRAP CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD HELL BULLSHIT FUCK OFF DAGO BOOBS JACKASS INBRED HENTAI GOBSHITE SHITCOCK CARPET MUNCHER PUSSYLICKER POLACK SPIC CHRISTHUMPER TWAT JACKASS SHIT SON OF A BITCH DAGO SHITTY CUM BRUSH MA TEETH PAKI WIKIPEDIA FUCKER DOUCHING CRAPPY FUCKSTAIN HITLER PISS OFF HELL ANUSCAKE TITTIES VAGINA BITCH CHUFF DYKE WOP DOUCHE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WIKIPEDIA BELLEND SAND NIGGER BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS JERRY SOD SHITTY WHORE BIGNOSE CUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT ASSRAPING CRACKER BASTARD FUCKFUCKFUCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FUCK CHOAD RAT'S COCK HELL SOD OFF CAMEL JOCKEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUNG-HOLE SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELLATIO ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN WETBACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY COCK REDSKIN LAKE TITICACA KIKE [Insert swear here] NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES NEGRO FUCK YOU ASSCRACK HELL MILF WHORE ASS ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT ASS CHAV SHIT WANK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR HELL KIKE CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT SEMEN DONALD RUMSFELD WIENER DAMNATION CUNT DAMN HELL BOON CUNT SOD BOOBIES CHIGGER ASSFACE PUSSY COCK ASSFACE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUKKAKE TITS BITCH PENIS ALEX TREBEK SHITBALLS CLEMEN [Insert swear here] SHITE CRACKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS KIKE SUCK MY COCK FUCK YOU MACACA BIRD SHIT PISS HADJI FUCKWIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKHEAD DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN FRIES HELL SHITE SHITCUNTING AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER NIPPLES RAT'S ASS FUCKING PAKI BUKKAKE YOUR MOM FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER DIPSHIT BUGGER OFF CONDOMS LOLCAT JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAPE SHAKOPEE SHITSLIDE GOD BLESS AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER WANK HONKY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CRAPPY DICKHEAD BONG PENIS NIGGER NIPPLES COCKSHITTER SHITCOCK FUCKING RAPE BATHING SUIT AREA MASTURBATION FUCK YOU FRITZ SEX BONG VAGINA FUCKWIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAGO SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE MICK WOP FUCKING BIRD IN THE HOUSE DILDO RAPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE COCKSMOKER LIMEY FUCKING A CUNT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BITCH COCK JUNGLE BUNNY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PENISBIRD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GANGBANG DUNE COON BITCH GIVING HEAD DICK WIENER SHITFUCKER PEDOPHILIA BUNG-HOLE BULLSHIT PISS SHITE PISS FUCKWIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAT'S COCK CLIT CHOAD KISSER GREASER WANK TWAT BASTARD SHITFUCKER DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE CUNT BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSEBADGERS ASSRAPING CUNT MALARKY SPUNK SHITTY FUCKBAG CUNT BENCH PRESS FROG FUCKING BASEBALL CAMEL JOCKEY ASS BEAVER BOB SAGET SHITFUCKER CHINK DAMN POTTYMOUTH JOHNNY POLESMOKER SHITBALLS GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO PORCUPINE'S BALLS VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT FELCHING SAMUEL L. JACKSON SOD OFF COON BOON ASSHAT FAGGOT EMO YOU WANKER ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE ASS ASSHOLE BULLSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WIGGER JACKASS SHIT CRAPMUNCHER CLIT EMO GYPSY TITS MARGARET THATCHER MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS DAMN WALRUS SHIT TWAT FUCKBAG FUCKFACE CUM ASSCRACK I WILL KILL YOU! SON OF A BITCH SCUMBAG YID JERRY WANK TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING BALL SACK FUCKING JUMP! YOU WANKER CROTCH pen0r YOUR MOM CHUFF HO YOU FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE GENITALIA BASTARD BASTARD GOD DAMN [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH JACKASS GYPSY RIGHTS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT CRAP BELLEND FELLATIO FUCK KRAUT JOHNNY TWISTY VAGINA SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN KRAUT PENIS SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER HAIL SATAN! BITCH VANDALISM IS COOL FUCKER EMO FUCK BIRD SHIT ARSE CRAP OH SHI– COON EXTRA LONG PENIS CUNNILINGUS CHOAD KNOBJOCKEY COCKSMOKER SON OF A BITCH WIGGER PUSSY JACKASS FUCKFUCKFUCK JERK OFF HELL BUTT-HOLE CUNT BUKKAKE ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK NAZI NIPPLES YOUR MOM ANAL SHIT YUKY DOODY NEGRO SHIT BOOBS PROLES SHIT LIKE A HORSE AUTOFELLATIO I WILL END YOU! CUNNILINGUS BUGGER OFF FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH FELLATIO ASSWIPE HUMAN RIGHTS FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITHEAD POMMIE DICK CHICKEN HOLY DUMB FUCK CRAPMUNCHER BUTT PIRATE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BULLCRAP BALL SACK PUSSYLICKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TONY LA RUSSA INBRED ASS TIMBER NIGGER TURD FRENCH TICKLER NIGGER PRICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT DICKFACE HOSER DOUCHING MILF PISS BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JUNGLE BUNNY DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH DYKE KNOBJOCKEY TITWANK BULLSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA SON OF A BITCH WIGGER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK HELL MOTHERFUCKER POMMIE NIGGER FUCKHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CRAP ON A STICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WANKSPLAT SUGARTITS ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE QUEEF JUMPING JESUS!!! CHIGGER RECTUM RAIDER SHIT HENTAI DOG SHIT WANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MONKEY'S UNCLE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WHORE DICKFACE COON FUCK YOU DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS & DICKS FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACKASS SHIT WANK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BITCH BRITNEY ASSFACE FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER MOCCASINS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JIZZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKTARD PEARL NECKLACE FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD MILF WHORE FUCKSTAIN NAZI SEMEN SHIT SIGMUND FREUD DAGO HELL MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT FROG GOD DAMMIT CHIGGER DYKE AUTOFELLATIO JERK OFF ASSHOLE ASSHOLE BASTARD HADJI GOOK FUCKFACE GRAPE PENIS NAZI BOOBS FUCKHEAD WHORE BITCH BIRD SHIT CHICKEN FRIES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JUNGLE BUNNY TITWANK ORGASM WOP LOLCAT FUCKBAG DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE TRANNY ASSCRACK SCUMBAG DAMN FUCKSTAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD DOG SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH FUCKFACE HUMAN RIGHTS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASS SMEG DYKE SON OF A BITCH DUNE COON PISSHOLE ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN GANGBANG DICKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY INJUN POLESMOKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SUCK MY COCK NIPPLES ALF DICKFACE RICK MORANIS FUCKING MAMA MIA CROTCH PEDOPHILIA CRAPPY DOUCHE NAZI ASS FASCIST DICKLICK DICKFACE FUCK A DUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITTY FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE BOOBS TENTACLE RAPE RAGHEAD POOPY COCKSUCKER NICARAGUA CHIGGER TITTYWANK DAMNED TABERNACLE SHIT FUCKING SCUMBAG SOD OFF GOD DAMN NEGRO SHITSLINGING FAG ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST FEMADOM DARTH VADER POLACK MALARKY BULLSHIT GENITALIA BOOBS SHITFUCKER GIVING HEAD PISS SHITFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA YOU WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BONG BUNG-HOLE SEX BRUSH MA TEETH I AM CORNHOLIO! DAMN WALRUS SHIT JIGGABOO BITCH FUCK OFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCK YOU ORGASM FENCE JUMPER FUCKBAG JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT INJUN PISS ARTIST THIS IS A RARE SWEAR SLOPE SHITSLINGING ASSFACE MASTURBATION LONGCAT IS LONG BELLEND BALL SACK CROTCH LUV FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH ASSHOLE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITTY 666 FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FOUR-EYES LIKE FATHER LIKE SON KAFFIR ASS JERK OFF MACACA HOLY DUMB FUCK PICKANINNY BLOWJOB YOU WANKER BONER SUCK MY DICK SCUMBAG TRANNY JAP CROTCH TWAT BLUMPKIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITE HELLFUCKER INBRED FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE REDNECK JENKEM SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT WANK FUCKING PRICK SHITFACE DUMBASS FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER STEVE BALLMER RAT'S ASS WETBACK BIRD IN THE HOUSE CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU JENKEM GYPSY NEGRO FUCK PISS ARTIST JACKASS FRAK SHITFACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS and with the RAT'S COCK and his COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT of girraffes in which BONER while reading about SEMEN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNTYMINTS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CRAP ON A STICK