Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUGFUCK'ASSWIPE'PUPPIES'GOAT DICK'CROTCH'I'LL RAPE YOU'OH SHI– Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PORCH MONKEY neurochemical FUCK disorder CLUSTERFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FOUR-EYES, sudden COCKING FUCKBOROUGH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS or GANGBANG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TWAT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CUNT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I AM CORNHOLIO! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT INJUN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! utterFUCKance of socially WANK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JERRY television programs to address FUCKFUCKFUCK Tourette's syndrome.

VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's is ASSHOLE not to be AMERICA ONLINE confused with SOD OFF Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAPTAIN CRUNCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK TITS random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-BULLCRAP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PUSSY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHAT souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING BASEBALL quantities POLAK of ANAL DIABETES SHITFACE garbage.

Darnit.

A NIGGER Polite Note to the FUCK NUGGET Author:

The WANKSPLAT Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Research Institute was DUNE COON founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your RICK MORANIS article HELLFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTTFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS LICKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUM Tourrette's sufferers SLOPE swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMMIT TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible BOB SAGET thing.
• The main QUEEF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHOAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SMEG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PAKI knee SHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA school for JOHN SMILEY FACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ARSE sufferers to become FROG'S FAT ASS manically depressed and GOOK commit ASSWIPE suicide.
• There is no FUCK A DUCK cure, and the WOP drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse FELCHING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING FUCKFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire JERK OFF body to go BITCH numb and CANNED QUOTE basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIPPLES it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a BLOWJOB tourette syndrome VAGINA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SCROTUM the SHITTY public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTRAG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WOP sorry for TAMPONS "hi-jacking" your NIHILISM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKSTAIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WANK, and making fun of a FUCKING BASEBALL horrible disorder is (not) JESSE McCARTNEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best JERK OFF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PECKERHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those AMERICA'S GREAT! countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society PROXY SITES.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. COCKSMOKER Regards to Andrew FUCK YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The BUTTFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can NIPPLES punch him if you ARSE want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FU SPANG saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my JESUS FUCKING CHRIST intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FOUR-EYES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NAZI and ASSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TOSSER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITTY BAND WITH 4 LENS CRAFTERS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POLACK HORSE! FOUR-EYES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FOUR-EYES'S HOUSE

How BEANER to Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! cure FUCKSTAIN the BUTT PIRATE Tourette's BUKKAKE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ART METAL PRODUCTS for CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's CANNED QUOTES Syndrome ASSWIPE is INCEST following STEVE BALLMER these FUCKTARD rules BELLEND in FUCKTARD order:

• 1: Avoid CENSORSHIP immature TITS little DUNE COON kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING within GOATSE 10 COCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ARSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CONDOMS nor BUTTFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER yourself you FUCKER don't DAMN have CUNTBUCKET this DOG SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK AMERICA ONLINE WITH NASTY COMMUNIST DILDO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FOUR-EYES last straw BALL SACK!

I fucking put I'LL RAPE YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITS & DICKS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HELL the TOP OF EAT MY SHIT! THIS DAMN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CODEINE IS A QUEER offensive. FRED PHELPS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSKIN people who try SUCK MY COCK to battle BEANER'NIPPLES that tight-ass ASS 17-year-COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUITCASE PENIS it now, but someone said PISSHOLE' RAT'S ASS pen0r'ORGASM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHAT is a laughing DAMMIT matter. Plus there ORGASM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CC PLZ Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK YOU articles CUM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHAKOPEE stuff. So BOLLOCKS that means TONY LA RUSSA stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and FUCKFACE talking about the MONKEY'S UNCLE letter that it's JOHN ELWAY mocking (what SNUFF PORN letter? I don't even know what HORSE PENIS the heck you're talking about). Adrian HENTAI hi self FUCKHEAD even made a really RAGHEAD good point. "It's GENITALIA nothing more BONG from a head nod to a SACRAMENTO knee tick". VAGINA. Which I'll add DOUCHE NAZI onto FUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSWIPE suffer that TAFFY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NICARAGUA be, because if I were a JACKASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BEAVER hilarious. If you DIRTY SANCHEZ Want facts, go on QUEEF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LAKE TITICACA be offended, don't read PEARL NECKLACE the freaking CTHULHU FHTAGN article anyway.

EMO DIPSHIT DICKFACE TOSSER FUCK OFF ASSHOLE SLOPE GOATSE MICK DAMNATION

SHITFACE BUNG-HOLE RAT'S ASS RAT'S COCK FUCK GOD DAMMIT BITCH FAGGOT FUCK PEDOPHILIA HO FUCK BUTTFUCKER SHIT RANDY TRAVIS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITSLINGING DEMOCRACY GRINGO JACKASS TAMPONS SHITSKIN CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING FELCHMONKEY SHITSLINGING QUEEF JERK OFF GOAT DICK SEMEN WANK PISS DAMN HELL QUEEF MOZILLA FIREFOX FUDGEPACKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PENISFUCK FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY BONER DICKHEAD ABO BEAVER BOOBS VAGINA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE BALL SACK ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO SPANK THE MONKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BOOBS PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS TITTYWANK DAMN PEARL NECKLACE SHITE ASSCRACK DAMN IT DYKE FUCK YOU ASSCRACK DICKWAD I CAN AFFORD FOOD MOCCASINS TRANNY HELL YUKY DOODY WANK JERK OFF FAGGOT GOOK SHITHEAD NI MONKEY SHIT NIGGER WANKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD TITTIES DAMN DICKWAD DICKFACE TOURETTE'S IS FUN NEGRO HONKY SPIC INJUN CUNTSWILLING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT DAMN BALLS BULLSHIT TITMOUSE ASS SEX SHIT GOD DAMN JIGGABOO YOU WANKER JIGGABOO CUNT BIBLE BASHER CUNT DAMN KAFFIR DEVELOPERS! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CHIGGER WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITHEAD ASSFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH CANNED QUOTE JACKASS SHIT D'OH MASTURBATION FUCKWIT CUNTBUCKET SMEG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS AUTOFELLATIO DYKE FASHION BUG PEARL NECKLACE WALRUS SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITCOCK YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK ASS LICKER CUNT GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HELL MOSES EAT MY SHIT! DICKHEAD [Insert stupid word you just made up here] LOLCAT TITS & DICKS CHENEY RAT'S ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FELCHING SOD OFF SHITTY FLAMEVIPER BONER DIPSHIT FAGGOT SUCK MY DICK BOLLOCKS RECTUM RAIDER lowercase WANK NECROPHILIA WILLY WONKA CUNT CLIT FUCK COLGATE EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMMIT TAMPONS SOD OFF FIST FUCK FAG WANK FUCKING A ASS CHOAD FUCKBAG CRAPMUNCHER CUNT DICK TITS SHITFACE SHITE CHINK FUCK YOU BONER SOD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HONKY PUSSYLICKER SPUNK VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE TITTYWANK FUCK FLYING FUCK BASTARD HOMO HELL FRENCH TICKLER ASS FIST FUCK SHITFACE PAKI FUCKWIT BITCH PAKI MOCCASINS YOU WANKER NIGNOG ASSFACE SHITPISSER JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN SHIT MOCCASINS NIGNOG CUNT DAMN DONALD RUMSFELD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL SHITTY AMERICA ONLINE BOON ASSFACE SPUNK TWAT TWAT HADJI CHINK GENITALIA ASS CROTCH EPIDIDYMIS SUCK MY COCK EPIDIDYMIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS AUTOFELLATIO TIT SPRINKLES SCUMBAG YOU WANKER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA FLYING FUCK FUCK ARSEBADGERS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GOOK JACKASS YID HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT WIENER WANKSPLAT PEDOPHILIA FRENCH TICKLER SHIT DOG SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] 30 CASES OF PICKLES RAT'S ASS HELL SON OF A BITCH CLEMEN TENTACLE RAPE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELL WIENER ASSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BANGKOK JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMN SEMEN ARSE ART METAL PRODUCTS FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHOLE ASSHOLE TITMOUSE FELLATIO POOPY DICKFACE ORGASM FLYING FUCK CRAPPY SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO PENIS ON A BUN CUNT CRAPPER JAP ASSHOLE PENISPENISPENIS!!! GOD DAMMIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKSTAIN WHITE RIGHTS POLESMOKER BUTT-HOLE EMO WANK PIECE OF SHIT JACK OFF DELICIOUS CAKE NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! JIZZ NIGGER BITCH TWAT PISSHOLE BUNG-HOLE SHITHEAD GOOK DAMN IT CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TAMPONS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT CUM OSTRICH MY ASS CHUFF SLOPE DILDO BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT COCKSHITTER BRITNEY FUCKTARD FUCK OFF SEX DICK TITS O KURWA! WANK DUNE COON I DON'T HAVE AIDS RAT'S COCK ARSE SHITSLINGING CRAPPY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITE PENIS ON A STICK SHITTY WANK BUNG-HOLE ASSHOLE SHIT YUKY DOODY FUCKSTAIN FRED PHELPS SHUT UP, MEG! DICK FUCKTARD ASS FASCIST COON FUCKING DYKE SHITFACE RAT'S COCK DOODIE HEAD WETBACK MICK ASSWIPE NICARAGUA GOD DAMMIT GENITALIA SHITFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMMIT RECTUM RAIDER COCKSUCKER YOGHURT CANNON EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCKSMOKER BITCH SHITSLINGING HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 JIZZ FIRECROTCH MALARKY CHRISTHUMPER CUNT CRAPPER HONKY BELLEND DONALD RUMSFELD TOSSER CUNT HELL FRIG JAP DICK SHITE TITWANK JENKEM REBECCA BLACK TACO BALLS PAKI TITWANK WANK TACO FUCKHEAD WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK [expletive deleted] BASTARD WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER FUCK SHITHEAD SCROTUM MONKEY BALLS MICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! MILF SHIT DICKFACE DONGSHOVER FRIG LENS CRAFTERS FUCKFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! POLESMOKER TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITSKIN MACACA NECROPHILIA FLYING FUCK FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN PUSSY PENIS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BALL SACK COMMUNION WAFER BITCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON LENS CRAFTERS BIG FOOT REDSKIN FRAK GOD DAMN FUCK WANKER NIGGER SON OF A BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES ARSEBADGERS I AM CORNHOLIO! COCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH QUEEF FLYING FUCK ORGASM CLUSTERFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KIKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE DUMBASS NAZI MACACA HORSE SHIT SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS FASHION BUG PEDOPHILIA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSHOLE SUCK MY DICK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK LET'S SHIT SOD OFF CHIGGER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAMN IT MARCH OF FLAMES SPIC SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS GREASER SHIT CHOAD FUCKFACE WIENER YUKY DOODY WIGGER NAZI HAIL SATAN! SNUFF PORN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MONKEY SHIT AUTOFELLATIO CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT FUCK WANK EAT MY SHIT! PIECE OF SHIT CHUFF ASSHAT HOMO FUCK FUCKWIT FUCKWIT BULLSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NIGGER NECROPHILIA JOHNNY DICKLICK GRAPE PENIS CROTCH FUCK YOU NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITSLINGING SHITCUNTING FUCK ASSHAT INJUN CHINK SCUMBUCKET JESSE McCARTNEY COLGATE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HENTAI CUNTSWILLING RAPE BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHAT FRAK DICK IN A BOX HOMO CROTCH INBRED COCKGOBLIN LAKE TITICACA SHITBALLS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PRICK BONG FAG PORCH MONKEY HO [EXPLETIVE] FLYING FUCK FUCK DOUCHE PIECE OF SHIT I WILL END YOU! BUTT PIRATE LET'S SHIT HELLFIRE BOOBS BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY DICK SHITSLIDE BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT KRAUT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS REDSKIN JESSE McCARTNEY GRUE RAPE NI EUROIPODS SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN CLUSTERFUCK TACO FUCK ASS SHITE COCK LAKE TITICACA FUCK OFF KIKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RUSTY TROMBONE TOSSER TWISTY VAGINA BITCH DAMN GANGBANG FELCHING ROSIE O'DONNELL DICK SPUNK DAMN BUTTFUCKER FRITZ DANDELIONS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEAVER SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER BEAVER BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK SEMEN FEMADOM WANKSPLAT CUNT FOUR-EYES TAMPONS CLIT WOP SHITTY WHORE ASS SHITHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN CHOAD KISSER DICKHEAD TITWANK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MOCCASINS PRICK DAMN BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING KAFFIR SHIT PIGFUCKER GOBSHITE HELL SHITSLINGING BIGNOSE DICKFACE SCROTUM FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT DOG FUCKER CRAPFUCKER BUGGER TWAT FUCKING BASTARD FUCKFACE CUM TAMPONS POMMIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TWAT FAG SMEG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHENEY FUCKSTAIN FUCK SHITTY SEX POOPOO FRENCH TICKLER YOGHURT CANNON CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WEHATEMARIO SHIT FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK FAGGOT NIPPLES [Insert silly non-swear here] NIGGER RAPE DOM DeLUISE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CUNT GOD DAMMIT POOPY PISS FUCKBAG JUNGLE BUNNY CLEMEN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CHICKEN SHIT BOOBIES BITCH CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE DICKHEAD JIGGABOO BLUMPKIN JIGGABOO YOUR MOM ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKWIT FENCE JUMPER TOTAL PENIS NICARAGUA POLESMOKER SHITE CUNNILINGUS ANUSCAKE JIZZ CECIL JOHN RHODES CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE CRACKER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS TOSSER FRENCH TICKLER ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DUMBASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCK WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! POMMIE PORCH MONKEY AY-AY-AY PEARL NECKLACE JACKASS RAPE FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS SOD JUSTIN BIEBER HOSER PUSSYLICKER BIBLE BASHER SHITCOCK MOCKIE DOUCHING NI WANKSPLAT I AM CORNHOLIO! WANKSPLAT SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH RAT'S COCK FUCKER CHOAD MONKEY SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS POLAK ARSE TURD TITTIES GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE TITS CUM FUCK PISS FUCKSTAIN BITCH NIPPLES COCKSUCKER JIZZ SPANK THE MONKEY ASS HONKY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FLYING FUCK PENIS CHRISTHUMPER FUCK MOCCASINS TITS NIGGER FAG HELL ASSFACE INBRED FUCKFACE DICK CHICKEN DOT HEAD FIST FUCK CUNT CUNTBUCKET COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIECE OF SHIT ANUSCAKE BUTTFUCKER HELL CARPET MUNCHER DONKEY DICK QUEEF DICK SHITTY FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHOAD KISSER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN FUCKER DUMBASS JOHNNY TITTIES DUNE COON CHRISTHUMPER HELL WOP FAGGOT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKTARD TIT DIRT ASSHAT WANK AMERICA ONLINE DICKHEAD CLIT MICK BONER RAGHEAD HYPERINFLATION CRAP ON A STICK COCKSTUFFER REDSKIN FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF WOODPECKERSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! SPANK THE MONKEY BAT FUCK INSANE TITS & DICKS CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND INBRED NORTH KOREA CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING PISSHOLE CLEMEN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE SHITFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES FELCHING TIT DIRT JACKASS DICK CHICKEN INBRED JAP BANGKOK RAPE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ORGASM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WHORE P'KANG BALLS FUCK OFF JAP CHINK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLIDE BIGNOSE CHOAD TRANNY SPUNK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOOK INBRED [EXPLETIVE] VAGINA DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFACE 666 ASSHOLE 666 LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT ASS POLACK FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK I RAPE WALRUSES! POLESMOKER SOD OFF EARS OF CHRIST PEEPEE CRAPFUCKER GOD DAMN WOP JOHNNY SPUNK FEWMETS PISS OFF BITCH JAP [expletive deleted] COCKSHITTER PEARL NECKLACE JESSE McCARTNEY FELCHMONKEY POMMIE LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT PISS OFF BITCH HELL DIPSHIT ORGASM TWAT SHITE CHALICE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKER DOUCHE JACKASS SUGARTITS CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FELCHMONKEY DICK FUCKING BASTARD HOMO YOU WANKER FUCKTARD SHITHEAD GENITALIA COCKSHITTER FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK SHITE REDSKIN GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER BANGKOK DICKHEAD GREASER SPICY CUNT FUCK RAPE FUCKING COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT SHITE PISS ARTIST PRICK CLIT BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD JERRY POLACK COCKSHITTER WIGGER NIPPLES SPUNK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKSTAIN and with the FELCHING and his YOUR MOM of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about ABO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HAIL SATAN! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FRIG