Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUNT article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder RAPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS ARTIST, sudden CHICKEN SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements [expletive deleted] or FLYING FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TOSSER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INBRED include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BELLEND words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHORE SCUMBUCKET words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRITZ utterFUCKance of socially FAGGOT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING A television programs to address [EXPLETIVE] Tourette's syndrome.

BULLSHIT Tourette's is NI not to be AY-AY-AY confused with BOON Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JERRY random SCRATCH! GROUNDER! disorientation, culturally-DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GO COUNT YOUR DICK language, EPIDIDYMIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLEVELAND STEAMER JUNGLE BUNNY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLEAN DRINKING WATER souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES LOLCAT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKSTAIN Polite Note to the TITMOUSE Author:

The FUCK A DUCK Tourette's SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Research Institute was DYKE founded to MOCKIE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PIECE OF SHIT article PENIS ON A STICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SPIC changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about EMO Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of SHAKOPEE Tourrette's sufferers INBRED swear. You can THONG TASTER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHE TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible SHIT thing.
The main FUCKING FUCKFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHENEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small D'OH knee JIZZ NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHOLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK A DUCK school for AMERICA ONLINE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PORCUPINE'S BALLS sufferers to become MONKEY BALLS manically depressed and CANNED QUOTES commit BITCH suicide.
There is no KIKE cure, and the EXTRA LONG PENIS drugs that are available to, "calm" the SEMEN tics often have adverse SAND NIGGER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANKSPLAT perodol" which caused my entire NIPPLES body to go FUCK numb and RANDY TRAVIS basically made it NIGGA! worse than LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD it is without the WALRUS SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKFACE tourette syndrome CHOAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SOD the DAMMIT public view of Tourettes as a "GARBAGE DAY! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELL sorry for DICK IN A BOX "hi-jacking" your SHITFUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS ARTIST this that really PRICK annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WEHATEMARIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GRUE RAPE, and making fun of a SHIT horrible disorder is (not) DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ALEX TREBEK time.

Best MONKEY SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SLITTY EYES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FIREWALLS Westerners show is not an PORTUGAL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIANENMEN SQUARE byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “BUDDHIST MONK” Wen

P.S. HORSE PENIS Regards to Andrew MICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The FLYING FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can ORGASM punch him if you DYKE want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NAZI saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS ARTIST Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NICARAGUA and JACK OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK YOU music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BUTTFUCKER BAND WITH 4 ARSEBADGERS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSCRACK HORSE! PISS ARTIST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS ARTIST'S HOUSE

How SPUNK to TRANNY cure TIT DIRT the VAGINA Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS LICKER for RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette's SEMEN Syndrome AMERICA ONLINE is SOD following I CAN AFFORD FOOD these ELECTION rules TITTIES in CARPET MUNCHER order:

1: Avoid FUCKING immature TIANENMEN SQUARE little WETBACK kids,
2: Count to WANK within BULLSHIT 10 CHIGGERseconds,
3: Do not open your suck my mothers QUEEF GOD DAMMIT nor JACKASS talk,
4: Tell CUNTBUCKET yourself you ABO don't JACK OFF have NAZI this DICKHEAD disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE WITH NASTY MOCKIE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ARSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS ARTIST last straw SPIC!

I fucking put FUCK YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE WETBACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! the TOP OF DICKHEAD THIS FUCKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOOBIES offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to RUSTY TROMBONE people who try DYKE to battle FUCKER'ASSCRACK that tight-ass JERK OFF 17-year-ASSHAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCK it now, but someone said KRAUT' POTTYMOUTH SHITHEAD'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING LET'S SHIT is a laughing SHITFUCKER matter. Plus there COCKGOBLIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FELCHMONKEY Uncyclopedia, there are Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS articles COCKSMOKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WHITE POWER stuff. So JACKASS that means GOD DAMN stop getting mad at the SHIT first part too and BUTT-HOLE talking about the DILDO letter that it's ORGASM mocking (what ANAL DIABETES letter? I don't even know what DOUCHING the heck you're talking about). Adrian WHORE hi self SPIC even made a really SOD OFF good point. "It's PENIS nothing more BITCH from a head nod to a SOD OFF knee tick". FUCK OFF. Which I'll add GYPSY onto CHENEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BLESSED DAMN SAINT suffer that GENITALIA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSRAMMER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TESTICLE CHOKE be, because if I were a FAGGOT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MONKEY SHIT hilarious. If you HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Want facts, go on ASSWIPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKTARD be offended, don't read PIGFUCKER the freaking ASSWIPE article anyway.

ALEX TREBEK PISS OFF MY ASS YID ASSFACE FUCKTARD JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER SAND NIGGER TACO DICKHEAD

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CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DOUCHE GO HOME AND DIE SAND NIGGER DONKEY PUNCHER TOSSER DICKFACE PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO BLUMPKIN CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS BOOBS ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ORGASM RAGHEAD BALL SACK PENIS ON A BUN SEX CUNT COCKSTUFFER SHITCUNTING JIGGABOO DICKFACE COLGATE I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE NIGGER FUCKER WANK FUCK NUGGET COMMUNIST DILDO TAMPON IN MY ASS BEAVER SHIT BUGGER REDNECK TITS MICK COON CLEMEN MONKEY BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE SCUMBAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELL JERRY FUCK LOGJAMMER COMMUNIST DILDO BUTTFUCKER SHIT CUNTSWILLING CUNT JIZZ I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHING DYKE FUCKWIT SHITTY MARCH OF FLAMES SON OF A BITCH PRICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BELLEND BASTARD ORGASM SAND NIGGER BITCH NIPPLES FUCKFACE GOOK COCKSMOKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FLUFFY CLOUD BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU DAMMIT FUCK RAT'S COCK DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD CC PLZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TWAT DELICIOUS CAKE ASSHOLE FUCK SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE MALARKY FELLATIO DICK TITS BASTARD FELLATIO FRIG JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSLINGING STEVE BALLMER SCROTUM SEX BIGNOSE PEDOPHILIA SHIT DAMN [expletive deleted] FAGGOT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICK CHICKEN FUCKING BULLSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NECROPHILIA PISS OFF INBRED COCK WOP GOD DAMN DICKFACE FUCKBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ KIKE FROG INBRED RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive [expletive deleted] and with the NORTH KOREA and his FUCKING JUMP! of girraffes in which FUCKFACE while reading about SHITE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is SHITE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its YOU WANKER subject. If you do not find it funny AMERICA ONLINE, it is probably because you are an INBRED SHITFACE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a WIGGER joke loses its humour PUSSY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSFACE ignorant, then you wouldn't have FLYING FUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SPIC FUCKING A KIDDY FIDDLER NI FUCKING!!!!!I <3 COCK

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