Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITSLINGING'PORCH MONKEY'SAMUEL L. JACKSON'SHITFUCKER'TWISTY VAGINA'FELCHING'VAGINA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the FAGGOT talk page of this INBRED article for notes or discussion before OSTRICH MY ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIZZ neurochemical FUCK disorder BAD MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TAMPON IN MY ASS, sudden VAGINA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAPE or SCUMBAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUTT PIRATE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS OFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ABO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JIGGABOO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKING JUMP! JACK ABRAMOFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHOAD KISSER utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first MOTHERFUCKER television programs to address MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is FUCKWIT not to be CONDOMS confused with MONKEY SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GIVING HEAD random ASS FASCIST disorientation, culturally-COMMUNIST DILDO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHAV outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHE language, SEMEN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places O CANADA SON OF A BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky THIS IS SPARTA! souvenir shoppes and massive SHITSLINGING quantities CUNTYMINTS of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A NIGGER Polite Note to the PISS Author:

The SHIT Tourette's 666 Research Institute was JIGGABOO founded to INBRED.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your KAFFIR article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNNILINGUS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SPIC.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers CAMEL FUCKER swear. You can CHIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TV, for always focusing on the FUCK bad side of a terrible TITWANK thing.
• The main BULLSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GANGBANG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NIGGER knee D'OH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is POLACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JIZZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHETITS school for I'LL RAPE YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BAD MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! commit GENITALIA suicide.
• There is no IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK cure, and the YID drugs that are available to, "calm" the [EXPLETIVE] tics often have adverse GOAT DICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HOMO perodol" which caused my entire CAPTAIN CRUNCH body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and ASSFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than JAP it is without the [EXPLETIVE] drug.

I am an active member of a IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! tourette syndrome ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating INBRED the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "GOBSHITE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ROSIE O'DONNELL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK sorry for SHITCUNTING "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really COCKSMOKER annoys me. I am working towards a CHRISTHUMPER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MOLDY TITS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a FUCKER horrible disorder is (not) NAZI funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKER time.

Best WETBACK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISSHOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BELGIUM Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST countries. When showing AAAAAAAAA! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your NORTH KOREA capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew CLUSTERFUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The CUNT CRAPPER bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK CHICKEN punch him if you ASSHAT want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBS saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my YOU WANKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TAMPON IN MY ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOT HEAD and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BLOWJOB BAND WITH 4 ARSE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASS HORSE! TAMPON IN MY ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TAMPON IN MY ASS'S HOUSE

How ORGASM to SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS cure FUCKING the DAMN Tourette's BITCH Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MONKEY BALLS for FAG Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU Syndrome ASS is O CANADA following CHING CHONG CHINK these TOWELHEAD rules RAPE in JAP order:

• 1: Avoid ASSHOLE immature CLUSTERFUCK little DAMN IT kids,
• 2: Count to DYKE within HELL 10 I'LL RAPE YOUseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITE PISS ARTIST CAPTAIN CRUNCH nor GOOK talk,
• 4: Tell ASSFACE yourself you ANAL DIABETES don't ART METAL PRODUCTS have TESTICLE CHOKE this TWISTY VAGINA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HAIL SATAN! WITH NASTY FUCKSTAIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BOOBS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TAMPON IN MY ASS last straw SACRAMENTO!

I fucking put CHAV' my comment at the TOP OF THE HENTAI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOUCHE the TOP OF P'KANG THIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TOTAL offensive. DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BELGIUM people who try CUNT to battle O CANADA'FUCKING that tight-ass TITS & DICKS 17-year-ASSHAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITTY it now, but someone said FUCKTARD' DUNE COON TWAT'CHOAD KISSER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKFACE is a laughing PRICK matter. Plus there RAT'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITBALLS Uncyclopedia, there are FLYING RAT'S ASS articles OSTRICH MY ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITS & DICKS stuff. So GRINGO that means NIPPLES stop getting mad at the MARGARET THATCHER first part too and IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! talking about the WANKER letter that it's TWISTY VAGINA mocking (what FUCK letter? I don't even know what JACKASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BULLCRAP hi self HADJI even made a really FLYING FUCK good point. "It's PORCH MONKEY nothing more pen0r from a head nod to a FRED PHELPS knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add SHITPISSER onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HORSE SHIT suffer that ASSHAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DONKEY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to URINE-GARGLING be, because if I were a FUCKING Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TAIWAN hilarious. If you MOTHERFUCKER Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS be offended, don't read NAZI the freaking FOUR-EYES article anyway.

DICKHEAD THONG TASTER SUGARTITS TENTACLE RAPE INBRED GOD DAMMIT JAP RAT'S COCK JACKASS

SHITFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKFACE O CANADA EMO PRICK YOU WANKER DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH DICK CHICKEN FUCKING FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN DOG SHIT CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMN DICKFACE CRAP REDNECK FUCKBAG NIGNOG TAMPON IN MY ASS CHOAD ASSFACE ASSBANDIT BIG FOOT SEX RICK MORANIS BOB SAGET CAMEL FUCKER JIGGABOO FRAK CHING CHONG CHINK BUNG-HOLE FUCKING TITS & DICKS WANK CUNT JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHOLE SHIT SHITBALLS DAGO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH RAGHEAD BUTT PIRATE CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT CRAPPER SHITE HORSE PENIS SCUMBUCKET WEHATEMARIO BELGIUM NICARAGUA YOUR MOM SON OF A BITCH CUM SHITHEAD CHAV SHITCOCK suck my mothers KIDDY FIDDLER BASTARD TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN SEX BLUE PENIS! BUGGER BASTARD FROG BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO SHITTY TITMOUSE EAT MY SHIT! DICK TITS MARY WHITEHOUSE ARSE JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS ARTIST JUSTIN BIEBER EPIDIDYMIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NEGRO PISS ARTIST CRAP POLAK FUCKING A SHITTY PRICK SHITFACE PISS OFF BORDER HOPPER ANUSCAKE FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER BEAVER WHORE DICK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS SEX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TWAT FUCKSTAIN SEMPRINI FUCK YOU SHIT DILDO BUGFUCK ASSBANDIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TRANNY HELL CLIT NI JIZZ ANAL CUNT JAP I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOUCHEBAG FRITZ POMMIE CUNT P'KANG SHITE YOU WANKER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY CLUSTERFUCK JOHN ELWAY VAGINA CHINK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD DICKHEAD GOD DAMN TWISTY VAGINA PUSSYLICKER RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHOLE BELLEND BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE JENKEM BANGKOK FROG HELL MALARKY FLYING FUCK FAGGOT suck my mothers QUEEF YOU WANKER MORGAN TSVANGIRAI BORDER HOPPER PISS ARTIST CHENEY NIGGER TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FU SPANG ASSCRACK GYPSY CUNT CHICKEN FRIES [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DOM DeLUISE GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITSKIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAPTAIN CRUNCH BLUE PENIS! ICE CREAM CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN ASSFACE BIG FOOT SEX FUCK DICKFACE DONKEY DICK CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOB SAGET DONGSHOVER JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI GIVING HEAD CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE LOGJAMMER SHAKOPEE BLOWJOB FUCKING A WIKIPEDIA CAMEL JOCKEY FRIG NAZI PIECE OF SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BALL SACK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS GRINGO DICKFACE FUDGEPACKER FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO REDSKIN BITCH FRAK DAMN FRED PHELPS FUCK SHITTY DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT ORGASM ART METAL PRODUCTS DICK TITS DONGSHOVER KIKE WINDOWS VISTA REDNECK GENITALIA CUNNILINGUS DICK TITS 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 RAPE SHITSLINGING PENIS GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT NIGNOG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKFACE CHRIS CHAN FLYING FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK BIRD SHIT TACO 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CHALICE DAMN SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK TONY LA RUSSA FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HENTAI MOLDY TITS TITTIES ORGASM NAZI CHINK DAMN ARSE GOD DAMMIT CUNT QUEEF BLUMPKIN DOUCHING ARSEBADGERS YID CHOAD GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE MARY WHITEHOUSE GIVING HEAD YOGHURT CANNON EXTRA LONG PENIS TITWANK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PEEPEE MONKEY SHIT HO SHIT SOD ASSCRACK BITCH RAT'S COCK SHIT ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK ABO TITTIES KIKE DAMN IT MARCH OF FLAMES SEMEN SEX CUNTING ASSCRACK BULLSHIT DOUCHE MOCCASINS HELLFIRE CRAP WANK GARBAGE DAY! PECKERHEAD GOD DAMMIT I WILL END YOU! BUTTFUCKER SEX PISSHOLE GOAT DICK PRICK MOCCASINS NECROPHILIA FRITZ RAPE CRACKER ASS PIG BRUSH MA TEETH GOD DAMN PENIS SHAKOPEE FUCK ASSBANDIT ASS CUNNILINGUS BLISTERING BARNACLES PUSSYLICKER HADJI SLOPE FUCKSTAIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRICK COCKSMOKER STEVE BALLMER BITCH BALLS SHITFUCKER CROTCH SHITFACE CARPET MUNCHER BULLSHIT POTTYMOUTH HITLER BUTTFUCKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SON OF A BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKFACE BEAVER FUCKHEAD FUCKER WIKIPEDIA SHITE FUCKSTAIN CAMEL JOCKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS OFF HADJI GOD DAMN DOG FUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE RAT'S COCK FUCKER ASSCRACK ASS SHIT BASTARD SHIT BITCH DOG FUCKER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMN IT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN STEVE BALLMER GOOK SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTY JOHN SMILEY FACE DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAPING SUCK MY DICK SCUMBUCKET PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MACACA DICKFACE JAP GOD DAMN TITMOUSE BULLSHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DAMN PISS SHIT ASSFACE BASTARD FUCKSTAIN SIGMUND FREUD 666 WHORE DAMNATION O CANADA CUNT SHAKOPEE KIKE JIZZ KRAUT DUMBASS CAMEL JOCKEY INBRED SHIT FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PISS UP MY ARSE HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES GO COUNT YOUR DICK NAZI RUSKIE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKFACE WANK DOG SHIT SHITFACE HORSE SHIT MOCCASINS TIT DIRT DIPSHIT DAMN DONKEY DICK HOSER BITCH NIGGER BUKKAKE SHIT MONKEY SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY [EXPLETIVE] YOU WANKER DAMN OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA BAT FUCK INSANE PISS ARTIST WIENER NIPPLES FUCK FUCKWIT SEMEN ASS DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT SHITFACE SUCK MY DICK SHAKOPEE FUCK POLESMOKER CUNT SHIT DAMN BEAVER FUCKING TWAT FLAMING ASS BADGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX ASS LICKER LET'S SHIT FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT PRICK ASS SHITFACE BOOBS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DUMBASS FUCKING CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT FELCHING OSTRICH MY ASS DONKEY PUNCHER KIDDY FIDDLER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL HOMO SHITSKIN INBRED FUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT DAMN JACKASS SHIT MASTURBATION BATHING SUIT AREA SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN PISS CUNT CROTCH PEARL NECKLACE FRIG BAT FUCK INSANE SIGMUND FREUD POTTYMOUTH DICKFACE WINDOWS VISTA CANNED QUOTE DUMBASS BITCH CONDOMS FLYING FUCK AY-AY-AY FAG LAKE TITICACA DOUCHE NAZI DONKEY DICK MALL SANTA SHITHEAD FUCKING TITS NAZI BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSWIPE DIPSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER INBRED CUNT FUCK SHITE GOBSHITE BULLCRAP WHORE FELCHING HELL VENEREAL DISEASE CLEMEN PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER DUNE COON FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT BALLS BELLEND PUSSY ASSCRACK POMMIE CLIT CROTCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GREASER RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT 666 YOU WANKER CARPET MUNCHER BIGNOSE TITTIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRENCH TICKLER GOOK BITCH LAKE TITICACA I WILL END YOU! WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOODIE HEAD KIKE CUNT CLEMEN WALRUS SHIT DAGO CHAV GANGBANG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DUMBASS PUNANI DAMMIT GIVING HEAD SEMEN SHITSKIN MALARKY SHITSLINGING TITTYWANK MONKEY BALLS CHUFF FUCKWIT ASSBANDIT TWAT PIG DICKHEAD HIGH WAGES P'KANG PORCUPINE'S BALLS SCROTUM PISSHOLE ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SOAPY TITWANK GOD DAMN BITCH GOD DAMN POTTYMOUTH ABO PAKI BASTARD COCKSUCKER ASS FUCKFACE D'OH JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE WANKSPLAT PISS FUCK INBRED CRACKER MAMA MIA ASS DIPSHIT ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN COON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOOBIES FUCKING CC PLZ SHITE DAMN DICK BUTT-HOLE FUCK COCK GRINGO BUTT-HEAD CLIT BLOWJOB CHING CHONG CHINK 666 CUNT PISS UP MY ARSE PISS ARTIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER JIZZ CHAV FUCKING A FOUR-EYES NEGRO JERK OFF FUCKFACE TITWANK SEMEN JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE DAMN MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITHEAD SUGAR SHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! DONKEY DICK INCEST SHITPISSER FASHION BUG PISS OFF SHITE WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! COCK FUCK POMMIE HELL SHITHEAD TARTAR SAUCE DEVELOPERS! HELL EPIDIDYMIS NEGRO ASSWIPE RAGHEAD BOLLOCKS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COON SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FLYING FUCK FELCHING ASS FASCIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIENER CHAV FUCK OFF GOD DAMN COCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! AUTOFELLATIO CUNT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DICKFACE TOWELHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PUSSY DOUCHING DAMNED TABERNACLE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN JAP WANK TWAT HO EPIDIDYMIS PRICK FUCK FENCE JUMPER PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS JIZZ DAMN TWAT CRAP SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY POLESMOKER BORDER HOPPER VOTE DIPSHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! GOD DAMN lowercase FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS CUNTRAG BALLS CHUFF DONKEY DICK PAKI JOHNNY FUCKHEAD DICKLICK CHAV COON HUEY P. NEWTON DUNE COON NIPPLES SHIT TOSSER CHICKEN SHIT QUEEF JACKASS FUCKING BASEBALL JACKASS POMMIE ASSBANDIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE FUCK A DUCK WANKER ASS CAMEL FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS TRANNY CLUSTERFUCK BITCH BLOWJOB HADJI ORGASM YOU WANKER GOOK DICKFACE MASTURBATION JIZZ FUCKHEAD HEIL HITLER! RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST CONDOMS WANK FELCHMONKEY PENIS ON A BUN FUCK OFF INCEST GOAT DICK NIGGER LIMEY NAZI FUCK A DUCK TITWANK FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FRENCH TICKLER JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT SEX GOAT DICK CUNT BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT FUCKER MICK INCEST CUNT REBECCA BLACK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER HELL NAZI PIGFUCKER BITCH ASSRAMMER MELAMINE FUCKWIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE SHITHEAD [expletive deleted] BLUMPKIN BUTT-HEAD YOUR MOM DOUCHETITS DICK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCK OFF PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMMIT I AM CORNHOLIO! SHIT LIKE A HORSE DAMN NICARAGUA BEANER COCKSUCKER JACKASS ANAL GIVING HEAD CRAPMUNCHER CAPTAIN CRUNCH PISS DICK RUSTY TROMBONE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BANGKOK I WILL END YOU! BOB SAGET I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HORSE SHIT TITMOUSE PUSSY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF SHITTY POLACK TOSSER MOCCASINS BATHING SUIT AREA DICKFACE SHIT FRITZ RAT'S COCK BOOBS FUCKFUCKFUCK POOPOO CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FEWMETS SHITSLINGING PORCUPINE'S BALLS YOU WANKER FUCKING A PIECE OF SHIT CHIGGER WANKER CARPET MUNCHER ASS YOUR MOM BASTARD suck my mothers DICKHEAD CUNT SHAKOPEE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHN SMILEY FACE WALRUS SHIT TOSSER YID ASS FASCIST DISSIDENTS FUCK YOU DIPSHIT FELLATIO CUNT MOCCASINS GOBSHITE RAPE CAMEL FUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PIGFUCKER PISS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK HYPERINFLATION CUM FUCKER DIPSHIT NORTH KOREA ASS SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HOMO DOUCHEBAG BUTT-HOLE FUCK TWAT NICARAGUA FRITZ FUCK OFF HORSE SHIT HO SUCK A BIG DICK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DOG FUCKER COON [expletive deleted] ASS FASCIST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKFACE and with the TITTIES and his CRAPPY of girraffes in which DAMN IT while reading about RAT'S ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See EXTRA LONG PENIS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PENIS