Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN'YOU WANKER'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 'ASS'RAPE'GARBAGE DAY!'DAMMIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNT look at the I WILL KILL YOU! talk page of this ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT article for notes or discussion before SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or STEVE BALLMER neurochemical FUCK disorder YOU WANKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE, sudden AY-AY-AY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTTFUCKER or LENS CRAFTERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly URINE-GARGLING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY PUNCHER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SONNY BILL WILLIAMS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SEMEN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA COCKSTUFFER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HORSE SHIT PUSSYLICKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous lowercase utterFUCKance of socially NIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GANGBANG television programs to address AY-AY-AY Tourette's syndrome.

INBRED Tourette's is PENIS ON A STICK not to be BOLLOCKS confused with EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NAZI random SCROTUM disorientation, culturally-CUNTING ASSCRACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIPPLES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUGGER language, GOBSHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive BELLEND quantities CLIT of ANAL DIABETES FRENCH TICKLER garbage.

Darnit.

A BIRD SHIT Polite Note to the PIGFUCKER Author:

The ASSRAPING Tourette's JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Research Institute was PORCH MONKEY founded to JUSTIN BIEBER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ABO Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article FUCK YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ANAL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ORGASM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOUCHING Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can MALL SANTA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TV, for always focusing on the POTTYMOUTH bad side of a terrible AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS thing.
• The main SHITTY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOSER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NECROPHILIA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHAT knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUTTFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HOLY DUMB FUCK school for PRICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOOBS sufferers to become MICK manically depressed and BASTARD commit CLIT suicide.
• There is no WANK cure, and the JOHN SMILEY FACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFUCKER tics often have adverse Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire ORGASM body to go MONKEY SHIT numb and STEVE BALLMER basically made it NIGGA! worse than FRIG it is without the BOOBS drug.

I am an active member of a SHITSKIN tourette syndrome BUTT-HOLE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TIT SPRINKLES the BIRD SHIT public view of Tourettes as a "TIT DIRT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH sorry for I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really CAPTAIN CRUNCH annoys me. I am working towards a DIPSHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TWAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COCKSMOKER, and making fun of a CROTCH horrible disorder is (not) ASSHOLE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTT PIRATE time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are LHASA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHT WING Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHRISTIANITY degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BELGIUM in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The SHITFUCKER bastard who wrote this article. You can LAKE TITICACA punch him if you MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BELLEND saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my CONAN O'BRIAN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JAP and ASSFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with VAGINA music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) AUTOFELLATIO BAND WITH 4 COON MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WHORE HORSE! I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE'S HOUSE

How SHITCOCK to NECROPHILIA cure SHITFACE the DELICIOUS CAKE Tourette's SHITSLINGING Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JAP for DUMBASS Tourette's JACK ABRAMOFF Syndrome FELCHMONKEY is BUTT PIRATE following GOATSE these PISS OFF rules JACKASS in BELLEND order:

• 1: Avoid BULLSHIT immature LIMEY little DIPSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to DAMN IT within ALEX TREBEK 10 KRAUTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DYKE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRED PHELPS nor SHITFACE talk,
• 4: Tell MONGOLIANS yourself you RECTUM RAIDER don't CROTCH have ASS this BALL SACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SMEG FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE last straw JOHNNY!

I fucking put REDSKIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOM DeLUISE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DONKEY PUNCHER the TOP OF NAZI THIS PRICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be VAGINA offensive. SHITFACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAMEL JOCKEY people who try FUCK to battle TAMPONS'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS that tight-ass JACKASS 17-year-ASSHAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find LET'S SHIT it now, but someone said CHOAD' TOURETTE'S IS FUN RAPE'SLOPE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BASTARD is a laughing WANKSPLAT matter. Plus there SMEG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POMMIE Uncyclopedia, there are CRACKER articles COON about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MY ANUS IS BLEEDING stuff. So HELL that means ASSCRACK stop getting mad at the GREASER first part too and WIENER talking about the GIVING HEAD letter that it's I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY mocking (what YOU WANKER letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN IT hi self JACK OFF even made a really PEDOPHILIA good point. "It's SHIT nothing more BALL SACK from a head nod to a LIMEY knee tick". BUTT-HEAD. Which I'll add AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI onto SHITFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MOTHERFUCKER suffer that ASSFACE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PRICK be, because if I were a CAMEL JOCKEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BAD MOTHERFUCKER hilarious. If you BUTTFUCKER Want facts, go on INBRED Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SUITCASE PENIS be offended, don't read HELL the freaking PIECE OF SHIT article anyway.

FUCK DIPSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! RUSTY TROMBONE BUTT PIRATE WANK ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER CRAPPY

PENIS [expletive deleted] VAGINA ASSFACE SUCK A BIG DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK SHAKOPEE ASSHAT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKER CUNTBUCKET LET'S SHIT BOOBIES GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TOWELHEAD FUCKING JUMP! FASHION BUG BULLSHIT SHITFACE DAMMIT HORSE SHIT BRITNEY TITMOUSE ASS SHITE MALARKY JIZZ JACK OFF DAMN IT CRAPMUNCHER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! BELLEND DAMN BASTARD YUKY DOODY PENIS EPIDIDYMIS NIGNOG BLESSED DAMN SAINT TURD FUCKBAG CUNT LAPPER CUM CUNT DICKHEAD PRICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHAT HOSER WARNER MUSIC GROUP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD GOAT DICK THONG TASTER BULLSHIT VAGINA SHITHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BOLLOCKS PIGFUCKER DAMMIT FUCKTARD FUCKING WEHATEMARIO DICKWAD DOG FUCKER ASS SEMEN FUCK YOU TITS SHITTY PISS DAMN FUCKWIT PISS UP MY ARSE BLOWJOB ORGASM DUMBASS SHIT ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF SOD POLESMOKER GOOK HORSE PENIS FAGGOT SHITSKIN CUNT GOBSHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE BASTARD SCROTUM TOWELHEAD PIECE OF SHIT 666 DOUCHE NAZI SPUNK PISS HELL SHITE FUCK YOU TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING BONER POLACK YOU WANKER FROG SHITCOCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKSTAIN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTYMINTS FRAK CRAP ON A STICK DAMNATION DELICIOUS CAKE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FRITZ FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITSLINGING JACKASS JOHNNY DAMN DOUCHE NAZI SCUMBUCKET JAP FUCKING WANK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD NI INBRED YOU WANKER ASS LICKER SPIC CUNT CRAPPER SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER FUCK WANK NIGGER BALL SACK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DUMBASS DUMBASS SPIC SHAKOPEE FUCKING NIPPLES BUNG-HOLE PANCHEN LAMA PISSHOLE WETBACK SHIT AMERICA ONLINE CUNT CRAPMUNCHER YUKY DOODY ANAL PRICK YOUR MOM DOT HEAD ANAL DIABETES EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG CUNTING ASSCRACK CRAP CUNT ASSWIPE WHORE AY-AY-AY MAMA MIA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER ASSFACE ASSHOLE BRUSH MA TEETH RAPE JERK OFF SHITCUNTING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PUNANI FASHION BUG WETBACK REDSKIN CLUSTERFUCK CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT HELL FUCKTARD FUCK CHOAD MOZILLA FIREFOX SCUMBAG SHITTY TOSSER POLACK COMMUNION WAFER BLOWJOB BELLEND POLAK TITS & DICKS WALRUS SHIT COON P'KANG GOD DAMN HAIL SATAN! FUCK OFF NEOPETS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HOLY DUMB FUCK BITCH FALUN GONG HENTAI CARPET MUNCHER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKWIT FUCKING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TRANNY DOUCHING LET'S SHIT GENITALIA ASS GANGBANG JIGGABOO MALARKY INBRED POMMIE GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK FRITZ PISS ARTIST WIKIPEDIA FUCKFACE ARSE HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS HOMO DOUCHETITS FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN FROG WOP ASS FASCIST AMERICA ONLINE SHITHEAD PENIS DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA WALRUS SHIT MARGARET THATCHER SHIT NI SHITCOCK DICKFACE TWAT ARSE SHITSKIN MALL SANTA TOWELHEAD GENITALIA BLUE PENIS! DAMN FUCKBAG BOOBS WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSFACE DILDO DICKFACE DOT HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK TACO I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CHINK HELLFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER TITS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TURD FUCKFACE CRAPPY CUNT CRAPPER HOSER ASSFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE KAFFIR GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS THONG TASTER GOBSHITE FLYING FUCK SHITTY FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ANUSCAKE HELL DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITFACE SHIT SHITSLINGING WANKER WIENER FEMADOM BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HORSE PENIS NIGGER DAMN BALLS FUCKFACE CHOAD TIMBER NIGGER BUKKAKE ARSE FROG CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SCUMBAG PAKI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNTSWILLING SHIT EAT MY SHIT! SON OF A BITCH TITWANK SOD OFF SHITSLIDE INBRED FUCKING SOD RAT'S COCK HAIL SATAN! CRAP HOMO PEDOPHILIA POLAK SOD OFF JERK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD VENEREAL DISEASE ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NIGGER CUNT IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU FUCKING HOMO FRAK PISS OFF DOUCHING HOT GRITS CHENEY CLEVELAND STEAMER PRICK LET'S SHIT WHORE DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHING BATHING SUIT AREA BEAVER FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER DOT HEAD GOD DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT FUCK DICKLICK PISS ARTIST FRENCH TICKLER DAMN IT SOD HELL ASSHOLE FUCKING A CRAP JUNGLE BUNNY ASSRAPING DIPSHIT CHIGGER HOMO GYPSY CUNT POMMIE EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING ASSCRACK FUCKFACE 666 FAGGOT PORCH MONKEY TOSSER FUCKHEAD SHIT PISS ARTIST NI CUNT ASS BEAVER PISS ARTIST TITWANK GYPSY MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT POLESMOKER COCK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER TITS MARGARET THATCHER BUTT PIRATE DOUCHING FUCK BUTTFUCKER LET'S SHIT MOLDY TITS FAG ARSE FUCKBAG TACO TURD FUCKING DOG SHIT TITWANK FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT JACKASS FUCKTARD FUCKING JUMP! SHIT DICKLICK COCKSUCKER LET'S SHIT ASSHAT ASSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE COCKSMOKER PEACEFUL ASS FASCIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD TITTIES DAMN JOHNNY PISS OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BUGFUCK JERRY SHITBALLS BULLCRAP BORDER HOPPER FUCKBAG FUCK OFF SHIT LIKE A HORSE HORSE SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DUMBASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK FRAK PENIS DOUCHING HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN PRICK PRINCE PHILIP OSTRICH MY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COON SHITE HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS UIGURS SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY BIRD SHIT KIKE FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBS CUNTYMINTS RAT'S ASS MAMA MIA LET'S SHIT PIGFUCKER YOUR MOM PUNANI BUTTFUCKER CROTCH BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PISS ARTIST HONKY ASS SHITE GARBAGE DAY! FUCKING A BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TURD AY-AY-AY NIGGER TITS BULLSHIT PRICK TACO FRAK GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE SUCK A BIG DICK BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER NAZI SAND NIGGER PIGFUCKER PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD ARSE INBRED PRICK KIDDY FIDDLER WETBACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRINGO TITS TESTICLE CHOKE [expletive deleted] HELL FUCK NIPPLES CHIGGER FUCKING FUCKING INBRED THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS HOLY DUMB FUCK CHENEY WALRUS SHIT SON OF A BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS SEMEN GENITALIA DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT JACKASS SHIT ASS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PUSSY NIGGER DICK TITS MAMA MIA BIBLE BASHER ASS FUCKSTAIN HELL BASTARD SHIT PISS FUCKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS BASTARD JACK OFF DAMMIT SCUMBUCKET P'KANG ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLEMEN DICK BITCH SPUNK PRICK HELLFIRE JERRY RICK MORANIS SHITPISSER FELLATIO WALRUS SHIT PUSSYLICKER SHITHEAD TAMPONS CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITSLINGING PUSSY TAMPONS CUM [Insert stupid word you just made up here] I'LL RAPE YOU FEMADOM HENTAI JACK OFF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MARGARET THATCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN CUM DAMN 666 CUM GOD DAMMIT BELLEND CHOAD SIGMUND FREUD NAZI FLYING FUCK SHITTY FIST FUCK DAMN IT BEAVER GOD BLESS AMERICA SEMEN INBRED PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU SHITPISSER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG RAPE POOPOO BUTTFUCKER DOT HEAD RICK MORANIS JACK ABRAMOFF DEMOCRACY DOG FUCKER FUCKING CHENEY THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES BASTARD FUCK BITCH FUCK A DUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKBAG CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS ARSE ORGASM FIRECROTCH GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKING A SHITSLINGING SON OF A BITCH NIGNOG TITWANK suck my mothers DAMN IT JIZZ O CANADA SPIC RUSKIE FUCKER FUCK HOLY DUMB FUCK LUV JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NECROPHILIA BONER RAPE SPIC CRACKER CROTCH TITTIES FUCK BONER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JERK OFF HOMO EPIDIDYMIS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITCOCK [Insert swear here] BONG DAMMIT FUCK FUCK WANK FELLATIO FUCKER BIRD SHIT BASTARD JERRY CROTCH ASS SEMEN GANGBANG BALL SACK PENIS ON A STICK YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH MALL SANTA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GOBSHITE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SUCK MY DICK TITTYWANK PEEPEE FUCKER FUCK OFF SUITCASE PENIS BALL SACK POLAK BELGIUM ANAL GOD DAMN WOP RAT'S ASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GOD DAMN FUCK DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE I WILL KILL YOU! JIZZ GYPSY POLESMOKER FIST FUCK BORDER HOPPER BUKKAKE TESTICLE CHOKE INBRED WANKSPLAT TWISTY VAGINA HOSER THIS IS SPARTA! BASTARD KIKE FUCKWIT SIGMUND FREUD WETBACK DILDO FUCK DICK CHICKEN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CC PLZ BLOWJOB CUNT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE MILF PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! COCKSUCKER BUTT-HOLE MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE AY-AY-AY BOOBS COCKSHITTER FUCKING INCEST SHITSLINGING HATE HATE HAT SHIT REBECCA BLACK PISS ARTIST PIG DAMMIT HYPERINFLATION JOHN ELWAY SAND NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMN WANKER CLUSTERFUCK MARCH OF FLAMES WANKER RAT'S ASS FELCHING JIZZ FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING SHIT ASSRAPING DIPSHIT DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES DOT HEAD ASSFACE MARGARET THATCHER FUCK A DUCK INBRED ASSFACE BITCH INJUN TOTAL CUNT RANDY TRAVIS JACKASS TENTACLE RAPE GOD DAMN WANK HELL ARSE MOLDY TITS CHOAD WANK FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING JUMP! JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT POMMIE BLUMPKIN ANUSCAKE YUKY DOODY NAZI GOD DAMMIT PRICK BAT FUCK INSANE SHITFACE BOOBS BUGFUCK DYKE COON JOHN SMILEY FACE RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD FRITZ BUGGER BONG FUCKING SHIT CUNT REDNECK FAGGOT HELLFIRE DICK CHICKEN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK BULLSHIT GANGBANG PRICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKFACE BIGNOSE VAGINA RAT'S COCK DOUCHEBAG FELCHMONKEY CUNTSWILLING WANKER HO FENCE JUMPER CUM RAT'S COCK JIZZ SHITPISSER TAFFY FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN ASS SHIT ASS WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD THIS IS A RARE SWEAR WOP DICKHEAD SHITE ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSCRACK SHITTY WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA TITTIES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE NORTH KOREA TWAT GANGBANG BITCH FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELLATIO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FELLATIO ASSHAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMNATION QUEEF JOHNNY HORSE PENIS CUNTRAG RANDY TRAVIS POWERSHIT FUCKING JUMP! COCKSUCKER SHITHEAD HELL BASTARD PUSSY ASSFACE MOCCASINS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG CHUFF DAMN SHITFUCKER MALARKY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BANGKOK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSRAPING NIPPLES PAKI DUMBASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

TAMPONS WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK YOU SOD GENITALIA INBRED TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN IT ANAL DOUCHING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING ASSFACE TIBETAN BUDDHISM BUTTFUCKER SHITE PORCH MONKEY WALRUS SHIT NEGRO ABO WANK CUNT CUNTRAG CRAPMUNCHER CONDOMS CHIGGER FUCK BLUE PENIS! DAMN IT DICKHEAD FUCK YOU RUSKIE PEDOPHILIA BULLSHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK DICK CHICKEN FUCKWIT URINE-GARGLING DAMN IT ASSWIPE DAMN WIGGER OH SHI– AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY INJUN BOLLOCKS SLOPE GOD DAMN Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INJUN and with the THONG TASTER and his BASTARD of girraffes in which PEEPEE while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
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• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MOTHERFUCKER