Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's [EXPLETIVE]'RAT'S ASS'CHAV'PRICK'HITLER'DAMN'VAGINA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM look at the FUCK talk page of this ASS article for notes or discussion before BASTARD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder COCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!, sudden SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHOAD or RECTUM RAIDER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHOAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated INCEST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SAGGY TITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN FUCKTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JERRY utterFUCKance of socially MONASTERIES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first I AM CORNHOLIO! television programs to address CUNT LAPPER Tourette's syndrome.

FLYING FUCK Tourette's is DAMN not to be JESSE McCARTNEY confused with MALARKY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS ARTIST chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BITCH random GOD DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-FUCKFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TITTIES language, BEANER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKTARD FUCKING A of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PISS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING A quantities SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES CUNTRAG garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the SCUMBAG Author:

The SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Research Institute was FUCKING FUCKFUCKER founded to BUTT PIRATE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHUFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AMERICA ONLINE article I'LL RAPE YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INBRED I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JOY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHINK Tourrette's sufferers ASSFACE swear. You can RAT'S COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOBSHITE TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
• The main GRAPE PENIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MONKEY SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MASTURBATION' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS ARTIST knee PRICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BONER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes YID cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASS sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and KIKE commit HELL suicide.
• There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTYWANK tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGGER OFF perodol" which caused my entire I RAPE WALRUSES! body to go QUEEF numb and FUCKING basically made it NIGGA! worse than PENIS ON A STICK it is without the ALEX TREBEK drug.

I am an active member of a DOG SHIT tourette syndrome BIG FOOT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CRAPMUNCHER the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKSTAIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKHEAD sorry for DICKFACE "hi-jacking" your PISS OFF MY ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DUMBASS this that really YOU WANKER annoys me. I am working towards a BIGNOSE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CLIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GYPSY, and making fun of a FRITZ horrible disorder is (not) ASSCRACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your LENS CRAFTERS time.

Best TURD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HORSE SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society OPINION.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Regards to Andrew CHOLERA IS FUN! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the 30 CASES OF PICKLES saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my WANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKSTAIN and GOD DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 JUNGLE BUNNY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITWANK HORSE! TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!'S HOUSE

How YID to FUCK cure ASS the GOD DAMN Tourette's MOCCASINS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFUCKFUCK for FLAMING ASS BADGER Tourette's CHOAD Syndrome SHITFUCKER is BAD MOTHERFUCKER following DOUCHE these FUCKING A rules FUCKBAG in CAMEL JOCKEY order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature BEANER little I AM CORNHOLIO! kids,
• 2: Count to MY ANUS IS BLEEDING within FAGGOT 10 ASSHOLEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DICKWAD SCUMBAG nor MACACA talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKING A yourself you GOD DAMMIT don't BUTT PIRATE have JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE this CARPET MUNCHER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JACKASS SHIT WITH NASTY MALL SANTA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LAKE TITICACA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! last straw CUNNILINGUS!

I fucking put RAT'S COCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE POOPOO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MILF the TOP OF GRINGO THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK OFF offensive. ASSHOLE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BUTTFUCKER people who try GRIS to battle JAP'FEATURED that tight-ass SHITFUCKER 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOT HEAD it now, but someone said INCEST' FUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES'RUSTY TROMBONE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DAMMIT is a laughing DAGO matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are SHIT articles FELCHMONKEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So BALL SACK that means FUCKBAG stop getting mad at the BLOWJOB first part too and ASSHOLE talking about the ASSHAT letter that it's STEVE BALLMER mocking (what FUCKSTAIN letter? I don't even know what HOMO the heck you're talking about). Adrian TOSSER hi self ARSE even made a really DICK good point. "It's CUNT nothing more All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy from a head nod to a SUGARTITS knee tick". HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS. Which I'll add MOTHERFUCKER onto WANK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HENTAI suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKTARD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PENIS be, because if I were a RECTUM RAIDER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK hilarious. If you BEANER Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DARTH VADER be offended, don't read DAGO the freaking CUNT article anyway.

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SHITFUCKER WEHATEMARIO FELCHING DICKLICK RAT'S COCK STEVE BALLMER GIVING HEAD DAMMIT HEIL HITLER! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WALRUS SHIT BASTARD MALARKY WIENER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMN GANGBANG FIRECROTCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BALLS CUNT [Insert yet another person's name here] SHITFACE NECROPHILIA CHIGGER HOSER DOT HEAD GOD DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU WANKER NORTH KOREA DIRTY SANCHEZ COCK DICKWAD BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMN SUGARTITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE GIVING HEAD SPUNK CLEMEN TRANNY FUCKTARD PENISFUCK CUNT POOPY SON OF A BITCH AUTOFELLATIO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN JACK ABRAMOFF RUSKIE ELECTION CUM FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT PISSHOLE SCUMBUCKET VAGINA SHIT GENITALIA POLESMOKER MASTURBATION BALLS WIENER FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER TWAT BITCH HELL BLUE PENIS! WETBACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE KAFFIR BIGNOSE PISS ARTIST CONAN O'BRIAN MORGAN TSVANGIRAI YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! DAMNATION DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT FUCK YOU ASSRAPING SEMEN DIPSHIT FLYING FUCK CHOAD KISSER TAMPONS DOUCHE WIENER ASS LICKER BONER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ARSEBADGERS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MALARKY CHOAD TITMOUSE BITCH ASSWIPE KAFFIR SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER WANK NIPPLES CUM GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING NIGNOG I RAPE WALRUSES! TIMBER NIGGER DIPSHIT FUCKING A FUCK PUNANI CLIT ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBUCKET MONKEY SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS ALF PRICK TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S COCK CHINK CUNTYMINTS DUMBASS DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT LET'S SHIT TWISTY VAGINA WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT BITCH FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER SUCK A BIG DICK RUSKIE DILDO HOLY DUMB FUCK SPUNK POTTYMOUTH NIGGER TITS REDNECK CONDOMS HADJI SHITSLINGING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CHICKEN FRIES WETBACK FUCK SEMEN FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN FUCKWIT COCKSUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY REBECCA BLACK ART METAL PRODUCTS CROTCH LAKE TITICACA MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS TITMOUSE FRITZ EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA INBRED SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHING CHONG CHINK CRAPPY SHITSLINGING TITS FROG MARCH OF FLAMES CUNT HELL WHITE RIGHTS DAMNATION ANUSCAKE D'OH FUCKER SHITHEAD BELLEND HOT GRITS DYKE INBRED SEX DONKEY PUNCHER O CANADA TOWELHEAD YOGHURT CANNON SHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DOUCHEBAG [EXPLETIVE] COCK ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK INBRED ASSHAT PIG FUCKSTAIN MOCKIE OH SHI– FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY BOOBS RAT'S ASS TRANNY MOCCASINS DAMN IT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BAT FUCK INSANE BOON CUNTRAG BOOBS ANUSCAKE PISS UP MY ARSE O CANADA TACO ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DUMBASS DICKHEAD SHITFACE [EXPLETIVE] PUNANI SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKBAG PORCUPINE'S BALLS HELL BASTARD SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER BITCH INBRED TACO JACKASS BITCH FRIG FUCK OFF DAMN PIECE OF SHIT FUDGEPACKER BASTARD TOWELHEAD CUNTSWILLING CONAN O'BRIAN BUTT-HOLE BANGKOK KIDDY FIDDLER FELLATIO ASS COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN GYPSY DILDO FIRECROTCH BORDER HOPPER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHRISTHUMPER HELLFIRE DONKEY PUNCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNT CRAPPER CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CONDOMS DICK MILF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKSTAIN BOOBIES ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CRAP CUNT EPIDIDYMIS CUNT ASSHOLE GREASER GOD DAMMIT PENIS CUNTYMINTS CLEVELAND STEAMER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNTSWILLING PAKI DUNE COON CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS WINDOWS VISTA FUCKTARD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER P'KANG FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK ASS CUM MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD VAGINA GRINGO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS SHIT CONAN O'BRIAN CUNNILINGUS BOLLOCKS BUTT PIRATE DAMMIT FUCKBAG BLUMPKIN BOYCOTT VIACOM! COMMUNION WAFER JACKASS WANKSPLAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU WANKER PISS YOU WANKER TIT DIRT [Insert yet another person's name here] SHITFUCKER PISS INJUN SAND NIGGER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WALRUS SHIT DYKE TITTIES ORGASM WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASS TITWANK FUCKING CRAP ON A STICK CUNT FLOWERS TITS CLUSTERFUCK BORDER HOPPER SECOND BALLS TALK PAGES CUNT PAKI CHOAD SHIT ASSHOLE SHITE WANK CLEAN DRINKING WATER DILDO SHITFACE WANK BASTARD MARCH OF FLAMES DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER GYPSY MARCH OF FLAMES BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH BASTARD PAKI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JAP DOUCHEBAG BOOBIES JACKASS [EXPLETIVE] BONG SNUFF PORN GREASER ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DILDO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! HELL COCK WANKER HOMO FLAMING ASS BADGER JESSE McCARTNEY CHOAD CUNTBUCKET MONKEY BALLS FUCKING A GOD DAMN CUNT CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER CRAPPY RAPE WETBACK GOBSHITE BIRD SHIT SHITCOCK BONG GIVING HEAD QUEEF CAMEL JOCKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE QUEEF BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT WETBACK TITTYWANK INCEST TITMOUSE BLOWJOB DOT HEAD FEWMETS CARPET MUNCHER CROTCH ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN SHITE SHITE TRANNY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSHAT TITWANK SHITCOCK CRACKER BUGFUCK WANKSPLAT POLACK HEIL HITLER! DICKWAD FUCKING A CARPET MUNCHER SOD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS CAMEL JOCKEY FAGGOT FUCK TWAT CLUSTERFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY QUEEF EAT MY SHIT! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM ASS FUCK YOU GREASER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER CUNNILINGUS CHUFF WANK HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK BASTARD DOUCHEBAG PISS ARTIST PENISBIRD SHITCOCK GOD DAMN CUNT ASSHAT DAMMIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HELLFIRE SUGARTITS RAT'S ASS TRANNY DEVELOPERS! HADJI DUMBASS CUNT GOD DAMMIT JIZZ FUCKSTAIN BANGKOK BANGKOK SHIT NI PORCUPINE'S BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE SHUT UP, MEG! TWAT WANK FUCK HORSE SHIT SOD DONKEY DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOODIE HEAD WANK JOHN SMILEY FACE SUCK A BIG DICK NEOPETS SHITBALLS ORGASM PUSSYLICKER BITCH BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE NAZI SHITFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FRIG RAGHEAD THIS IS SPARTA! NAZI TITS & DICKS SHITPISSER CECIL JOHN RHODES JESSE McCARTNEY JAP DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA JACK OFF PUNANI DAMMIT COCKSUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS MALARKY POMMIE DICK DICKHEAD WINDOWS VISTA YOU SUCK BALLS YOUR MOM KIKE FRIG BITCH BULLSHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JIZZ DAMN BIRD SHIT JENKEM NICARAGUA DICKFACE POLESMOKER NAZI BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CUNT HEIL HITLER! SEX DAMN IT JACKASS SHIT MALARKY NIGNOG YUKY DOODY FLOWERS WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKING ANAL DAMN NIPPLES I WILL END YOU! CROTCH BUGGER POLAK WANK CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT JIZZ GARBAGE DAY! SHITSLINGING PISS DICK TITS GOD DAMN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT ASSFACE RAT'S COCK INBRED DICK COCKSUCKER DICKFACE CLIT GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT YOU WANKER JERK OFF CLUSTERFUCK NAZI HORSE SHIT HOMO FUCK SEMEN DAMN CUNT POMMIE GOD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FRIG FELCHING PISS MONKEY SHIT PIG DOUCHE NAZI ROSIE O'DONNELL SHIT FUCKING RAPE FUCKING FAG TENTACLE RAPE TAMPONS SCUMBAG HELL RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING JUMP! TWISTY VAGINA CUNT LAPPER WANK BAT FUCK INSANE ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMN WETBACK COCK BORDER HOPPER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COON SHITE DUMBASS NICARAGUA CUM DICKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKER RAT'S COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS DUNE COON TOTAL CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK YOU TITTIES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TITMOUSE BUNG-HOLE DAMN SHIT JIZZ INCEST PISS OFF FUCKTARD MONKEY SHIT DICKWAD BUGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HITLER PENISBIRD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING PIGFUCKER SCROTUM HEAVEN PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK FUCKING A PRICK FUCKBAG CUNT CRAPPER GOBSHITE QUEEF FUCK YOU REDSKIN BUGGER PAKI CAMEL JOCKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ANAL DIABETES GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PENIS FUCKER DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TIMBER NIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY BEAVER ORGASM CUNT NEGRO FUCK YOU COON CLIT BUGGER OFF SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK PISS TWAT ASS DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD NAZI MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE FAGGOT FUCKING JUMP! FRAK CC PLZ BEANER CLUSTERFUCK AMERICA ONLINE MICK ORGASM NIGNOG NORTH KOREA DOG FUCKER ASSRAMMER CROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A suck my mothers SHITHEAD BEAVER RAPE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TRANNY I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITFACE DAMN DOUCHING CRAPPY DIPSHIT PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER DAMMIT JERRY TACO 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAGO CUNT JOHNNY JERK OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTTFUCKER FUCK FUCKHEAD FAG RAT'S COCK PISS OFF GOAT DICK SCROTUM GOD DAMN FUCKER SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF NIGGER WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT BITCH ASSCRACK DAMN NIGNOG BITCH POLAK FUCK DOUCHETITS CUNTBUCKET SHIT CROTCH WALRUS SHIT ASSCRACK SPANK THE MONKEY GRINGO FAG CUM CHOAD RAT'S COCK POTTYMOUTH ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK CUNT CRAPFUCKER CUNT RAGHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK JACKASS BEAVER BOOBS FUDGEPACKER WOP WANKSPLAT MALARKY JENKEM FUCK CUNTRAG PENIS ON A STICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH FUCK FUCKBAG DILDO BIBLE BASHER SHITFUCKER SHITFACE CHIGGER CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY O KURWA! PRICK JOHN SMILEY FACE PISS OFF ARSEBADGERS RUSTY TROMBONE WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT NIGGER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WHORE O CANADA PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN BRITNEY GYPSY COMMUNIST DILDO KNOBJOCKEY JERK OFF FUCKTARD THONG TASTER NI POLACK FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT SEX CROTCH DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JERRY BAT FUCK INSANE PEDOPHILIA ASSFACE FUCKER PUNANI GOD DAMN FUCK OFF ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK P'KANG WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD TWAT GOD DAMN POOPY FELCHMONKEY HONKY BORDER HOPPER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JACKASS SHIT BIGNOSE DONGSHOVER KIDDY FIDDLER I LIKE BUSH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKSMOKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHOAD KISSER MARGARET THATCHER HELLFIRE BASTARD SMILES JERK OFF SHITFUCKER MONKEY SHIT SHIT SON OF A BITCH BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT [expletive deleted] DUNE COON PEARL NECKLACE DAMN CUNTSWILLING BOOBS TOWELHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOAT DICK BATMAN & ROBIN PISS SUGARTITS WANKER KRAUT POWERSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE VAGINA GANGBANG MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES DICKHEAD FUCKING FUCK SHITFUCKER FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK BANGKOK TOSSER TAMPONS HOSER SEMEN DELICIOUS CAKE HELL SHITHEAD INCEST SON OF A BITCH FUCKER SOD WANK DICKLICK CHINK PUNANI TURD CUNTING ASSCRACK ASS VENEREAL DISEASE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER FUCKER WANKSPLAT CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JACKASS CRAPMUNCHER PUSSY PUNANI BUKKAKE HELL FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER HELL DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK PRICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DARTH VADER DAMMIT DILDO NAZI I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU ASSWIPE PIGS MIGHT FLY JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD POOPOO SLOPE NAZI lowercase GRAPE PENIS QUEEF DAMNATION FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA TITTIES THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS BUKKAKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN BASTARD DICKHEAD BITCH ASS CUNTRAG PENIS ON A BUN KIKE BALLS POO POO BLOWJOB CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD DOT HEAD WEHATEMARIO YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU TITS FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN NAZI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK INBRED COON FUCKING DOT HEAD SHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POWERSHIT FUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE BATMAN & ROBIN HOT GRITS GRIS JUNGLE BUNNY BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK A DUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BOON DIPSHIT MOLDY TITS DICKLICK YOU WANKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink KAFFIR FLAMING ASS BADGER STEVE BALLMER GOOK NIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK RAGHEAD GANGBANG TWISTY VAGINA PISS ARTIST TWAT FAG ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCK YOU FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN SEX COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKER CUNT DICKFACE CUM DICKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FELLATIO FUCKING [EXPLETIVE] FROG'S FAT ASS NECROPHILIA NAZI BASTARD PISS OFF BELLEND FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE HOT GRITS RAT'S COCK SPANK THE MONKEY ASSHOLE SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD FUCK INBRED PISS OFF HELL BUTTFUCKER HENTAI TITMOUSE ASSHAT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNTSWILLING KRAUT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY FUCK YOU SLOPE POLACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHRISTHUMPER CUNT O CANADA CUNT DICKHEAD SUITCASE PENIS WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITS PUSSYLICKER SOD OFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO GOD DAMN SHIT BRITNEY ASS FASCIST BEANER FUCK ASSHAT KAFFIR DILDO BUTT PIRATE FUCK KAFFIR Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PUSSYLICKER and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his FUCKWIT of girraffes in which DAMMIT while reading about TUBA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT