Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOD DAMMIT'PENIS ON A BUN'SCUMBAG'NIGGER'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'PISS ARTIST'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIENER neurochemical FUCK disorder CLEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNTRAG, sudden RAT'S COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKWIT or PEDOPHILIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITSKIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK A DUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EPIDIDYMIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PIECE OF SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN IT GOBSHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially CHUFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD television programs to address CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's is FUCK YOU not to be SHITFACE confused with CHENEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS ARTIST random CUNTRAG disorientation, culturally-OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSFACE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOLDY TITS language, COCKSUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHICKEN SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BLUMPKIN souvenir shoppes and massive BUTTFUCKER quantities O CANADA of ANAL DIABETES BEAVER garbage.

Darnit.

A WHORE Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The FUCKWIT Tourette's PUSSY Research Institute was INBRED founded to HO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DELICIOUS CAKE article ASSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YOUR MOM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKSTAIN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about REDNECK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can FEWMETS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLEVELAND STEAMER TV, for always focusing on the WIGGER bad side of a terrible PIG thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSBANDIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I AM CORNHOLIO!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

knee FUCKING NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is GO HOME AND DIE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SON OF A BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WALRUS SHIT school for DARTH VADER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAGHEAD sufferers to become TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! manically depressed and PENIS commit DICK TITS suicide.
• There is no RUSKIE cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHICKEN SHIT tics often have adverse AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CRAPFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire NICARAGUA body to go TWAT numb and TACO basically made it NIGGA! worse than JAP it is without the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON drug.

I am an active member of a BEANER tourette syndrome FUCKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BAD MOTHERFUCKER the SHITSKIN public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHING CHONG CHINK sorry for SEMEN "hi-jacking" your KIKE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GYPSY this that really CUNNILINGUS annoys me. I am working towards a MARCH OF FLAMES better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MONKEY'S UNCLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TACO, and making fun of a PISS horrible disorder is (not) HI, BILLY MAYS HERE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best I'LL RAPE YOU regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOUCHE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As ELECTION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CENSORSHIP Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust LHASA in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. SHITSLINGING Regards to Andrew INCEST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The BUGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can BEAVER punch him if you WIENER want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTT PIRATE saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my BULLSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNTRAG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOT HEAD and FUCK YOU playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK NUGGET music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAND WITH 4 BELGIUM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SLOPE HORSE! CUNTRAG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNTRAG'S HOUSE

How SEMEN to NECROPHILIA cure BIRD SHIT the DUMBASS Tourette's ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ANAL for TITTYWANK Tourette's ASS Syndrome LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD is YOU WANKER following SHITSLIDE these AUTOFELLATIO rules FROG'S FAT ASS in LOGJAMMER order:

• 1: Avoid DICKFACE immature FUCK OFF little MILF kids,
• 2: Count to CARPET MUNCHER within BUGGER 10 RAPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your POO POO BLOWJOB SCUMBAG MASTURBATION nor ASS LICKER talk,
• 4: Tell DOG SHIT yourself you NAZI don't DAMN have GO HOME AND DIE this MOZILLA FIREFOX disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK POOPOO WITH NASTY FROG'S FAT ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNTRAG last straw SHITFUCKER!

I fucking put BLUE PENIS!' my comment at the TOP OF THE TONY LA RUSSA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOBSHITE the TOP OF ASSFACE THIS TITTYWANK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI offensive. PORCUPINE'S BALLS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SNUFF PORN people who try ASSHAT to battle I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM!'P'KANG that tight-ass SUCK MY DICK 17-year-HELL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TITMOUSE it now, but someone said SHITCOCK' CLUSTERFUCK IN SACREMENT'FUCK YOU on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GENITALIA is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there MARY WHITEHOUSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKSHITTER Uncyclopedia, there are CRAPPY articles DICKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SOD OFF stuff. So FELLATIO that means KNOBJOCKEY stop getting mad at the HITLER first part too and SON OF A BITCH talking about the SHIT letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what JIGGABOO letter? I don't even know what BIGNOSE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITSLINGING hi self TACO even made a really VAGINA good point. "It's BONER nothing more CLUSTERFUCK from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". P'KANG. Which I'll add JAP onto CHOAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CRAPFUCKER suffer that FUCK YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCKSTUFFER be, because if I were a QUEEF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOD DAMN hilarious. If you BEAVER Want facts, go on TAMPON IN MY ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIHILISM be offended, don't read FAG the freaking MOCKIE article anyway.

DEVELOPERS! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITE DICK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TURD TWAT FUCKING BOOBS SHIT

RAT'S ASS CAMEL JOCKEY PENIS BONER NIGGER TITS HAIL SATAN! DOG SHIT ORGASM ASSHOLE WANK SHITE SHITSLINGING PISS ARTIST EMO I'LL RAPE YOU DICKLICK BULLSHIT pen0r GRIS CUNT GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK CUNT ASS FUCKING FUCKSTAIN SHIT COLGATE TRANNY DAMN BALL SACK ASS PIECE OF SHIT CRAP BUGFUCK MOCCASINS PISS OFF NIGNOG ASSHOLE SOD OFF BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA JIGGABOO BUTTFUCKER EAT MY SHIT! 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RAPE CHIGGER SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKER LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE SPUNK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN RIVER CRABS SUCK CRAPMUNCHER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SPUNK GENITALIA BITCH RICK MORANIS INBRED ASSRAPING BITCH SHITE GARBAGE DAY! DAGO GYPSY ASS DOUCHETITS BASTARD ASS VAGINA FUCKING A TITWANK OSTRICH MY ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT ASSFACE DAMN WIENER WHITE RIGHTS GOBSHITE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSCRACK SHITHEAD NIGGER YOU WANKER DICK ASSWIPE TWAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOBSHITE EXTRA LONG PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BALLS GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST ANAL HORSE PENIS CUNTBUCKET ASS FASCIST SPICY CUNT FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH I WILL END YOU! GOATSE CUNT FELLATIO BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! YOU WANKER COCK CUNT JUNGLE BUNNY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITTY ASSFACE DIPSHIT DAMN ABO GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ARSEBADGERS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN PRICK CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING A ASSHOLE PENIS SHUT UP, MEG! LENS CRAFTERS JIGGABOO VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKSTAIN OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DAMMIT SHITFACE DAMMIT FLYING FUCK ASSHAT BUNG-HOLE POLACK JACK OFF ASS LICKER FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH SEX suck my mothers REDSKIN RUSKIE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUDGEPACKER QUEEF BUTT PIRATE COMMUNION WAFER FUCK OFF BUNG-HOLE NICARAGUA AUTOFELLATIO BITCH TACO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITBALLS RAT'S ASS BASTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MICK WANK HELL PEDOPHILIA CHIGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SAGGY TITS KIKE CUNT CLIT SHITE SHIT DAMN ASSFACE DAMN IT MARGARET THATCHER FRIG DOT HEAD FIST FUCK BASTARD NIGNOG RUSKIE SUCK MY COCK CC PLZ QUEEF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICKWAD HORSE PENIS SOD OFF ASSWIPE DAMN SHIT SHITSKIN DOUCHING TURD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CTHULHU FHTAGN PECKERHEAD ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSCRACK RAPE CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM CHINK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOAT DICK CUNT GENITALIA WARNER MUSIC GROUP DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! KAFFIR SHITHEAD BOOBIES FUCKWIT MONKEY'S UNCLE CRAPMUNCHER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOBSHITE FUCKING FUCK YOU TITTYWANK BLOWJOB DICK CHICKEN COCKSUCKER ORGASM BLUE PENIS! WIENER BUGFUCK DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTY FELLATIO DOG SHIT DOG FUCKER CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING SHITBALLS FUCK ASSWIPE WANK TRANNY JACKASS NIPPLES SHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SMILES ASSFACE PISSHOLE FELLATIO TRANNY SHIT TOSSER WIGGER FUCKER GENITALIA BITCH WANK SHITHEAD ANAL FUCK WANKSPLAT PISS OFF BLUMPKIN LOLCAT CUNT FUCKTARD BULLSHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HELL ASSHOLE CUM NIPPLES CUNT CUNTSWILLING WIKIPEDIA KAFFIR BELLEND CAPTAIN CRUNCH PECKERHEAD SOD PISS OFF TURD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK LIMEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! DOUCHETITS JOHNNY BEAVER MOCKIE KIKE PISS OFF FUCKFACE COCKSMOKER GIVING HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS OFF ASS RAGHEAD DOG SHIT JAP DICKLICK COCKGOBLIN PENISFUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ARSE SUCK MY DICK BULLSHIT TAMPONS DILDO AUTOFELLATIO I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNNILINGUS YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FELCHMONKEY BELLEND CUNT CUNTRAG HENTAI DONKEY PUNCHER SHITCUNTING DAGO LOLCAT BULLSHIT JACKASS DICKFACE PISS OFF P'KANG ASSCRACK TURD POLAK FUCKHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH FUCKING FUCKTARD WANK PISS ARTIST AMERICA ONLINE SHITBALLS SHIT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS JUSTIN BIEBER SHITFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS ASSFACE ARSE FELCHMONKEY DONGSHOVER DUMBASS DOUCHING SUCK MY COCK ASS FASCIST MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS SHITHEAD SHITBALLS PISS OFF MY ASS TITWANK GOOK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BATHING SUIT AREA WIGGER QUEEF WIENER NIGGER PRICK COCKSUCKER BITCH BITCH suck my mothers DOODIE HEAD DYKE HELLFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN JIGGABOO DAMN SHITSLINGING POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKER EARS OF CHRIST DAMN IT VAGINA DOT HEAD BLOWJOB HAIL SATAN! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSFACE JOY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELL SHITTY BLOWJOB DICKHEAD CRAPFUCKER GIVING HEAD PECKERHEAD FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO DUMBASS PENIS ON A STICK SHITE ON CRACK MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCK DOUCHING JACKASS PISS DICKHEAD CLEMEN WIGGER SCROTUM BOOBIES ASSCRACK BIGNOSE TITTIES SHITFACE TWISTY VAGINA SUCK MY DICK FUCK A DUCK POOPY HO FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD FUCK DEMOCRACY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GENITALIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAPE FUCKFACE MALARKY BITCH TWAT HITLER DOUCHEBAG TWAT PRICK BLUMPKIN BITCH FUCKFACE CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PORCH MONKEY NECROPHILIA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN IT TRANNY EPIDIDYMIS FASHION BUG PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! ASS DAMMIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! I WILL END YOU! FEMADOM YID GOD DAMN DOT HEAD DICK TITS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKHEAD ASS HELLFIRE QUEEF CROTCH MICK BASTARD SHITHEAD GANGBANG SHAKOPEE suck my mothers TAMPONS JERK OFF BUGGER FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH JACKASS JIZZ JAP HEIL HITLER! HITLER DICK TITS SOD OFF PEDOPHILIA POLESMOKER pen0r RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT MICK NIGNOG GENITALIA YOU WANKER PENIS ON A STICK WANKSPLAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKWIT MOCKIE PENIS PUSSY GOD DAMN DAMMIT FUCK GOD DAMN BOON RAT'S COCK FUCKWIT TITTIES FUCKSTAIN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS OFF NIPPLES CHINK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHICKEN SHIT DICK VENEREAL DISEASE WANK DOUCHE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACKASS SCUMBUCKET PENIS MOCCASINS FUCK OFF GOD DAMN HONKY [expletive deleted] CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKFACE FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIBLE BASHER PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT FUCKING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK DAMN IT YID CROTCH PISS OFF WANKER AY-AY-AY CLUSTERFUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER VAGINA POLESMOKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS OFF MY ASS SHIT DUMBASS NECROPHILIA HADJI PISS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BOOBIES LIMEY SHIT FUCKFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK CONDOMS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FROG DOUCHE NAZI POOPY ASS SHITFACE ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK CUM SEX I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BUTT PIRATE DOUCHE ARSE SEX FUCKING A BALL SACK FUCKHEAD LIMEY DAMN BUTT PIRATE O KURWA! KIKE SHIT SUGARTITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON RAGHEAD DAMN ASSFACE WANK DAGO TITTIES CHOAD SCUMBAG FRIG MONKEY SHIT PRICK ANUSCAKE FRIG FUCKTARD SHITTY CRAP ON A STICK OH SHI– NAZI All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BUGFUCK GIVING HEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! COCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITE HAIL SATAN! HONKY HELL SHITFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS ASS HOMO I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE TWO-INCH PENIS DUMBASS ASS CHICKEN SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BONER VAGINA BULLSHIT SHITFACE DICKHEAD BIRD SHIT FELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS WANK CUNT CRAPPER GO HOME AND DIE SUCK MY DICK MILF URINE-GARGLING HOSER GREASER FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER BIGNOSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JERK OFF TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FRIG BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! DICK IN A BOX BEANER CHICKEN FRIES YID YOU WANKER CLEMEN PISS BUGGER OFF CRAPMUNCHER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FASHION BUG GOD DAMN BULLSHIT CROTCH DICKFACE SHITFACE FUCKING WOODPECKERSHIT WALRUS SHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMEL FUCKER WHORE CUNNILINGUS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CARPET MUNCHER CUM PISS ARTIST INCEST FUCK CUNT CRAPPER PISS PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER GOD DAMN EPIDIDYMIS CUNTBUCKET PENIS BITCH BUGFUCK BULLSHIT BITCH HADJI POLESMOKER SCROTUM DICK TITS MONKEY SHIT QUEEF LET'S SHIT KAFFIR VENEREAL DISEASE DYKE JESSE McCARTNEY ASSRAMMER BLOWJOB TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHINK PEDOPHILIA TWAT HORSE PENIS FELLATIO DICKWAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHETITS YOUR MOM CHAV JIZZ HORSE SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HITLER WANKSPLAT SPUNK CHOAD KISSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTY HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCKFACE DICKFACE SHITSLINGING SHIT DICKLICK HELL WIGGER PENIS BLUMPKIN AUTOFELLATIO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CRAP HOSER WIKIPEDIA HO CAMEL FUCKER SHITE CRAPMUNCHER PENIS DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF SHIT CLEMEN TENTACLE RAPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUM SHITE SHITE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN CHAV FUCK YOU MONKEY BALLS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SOD JESUS H. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PIG NIPPLES SHITTY NIGGER SPUNK RECTUM RAIDER CUNT GOBSHITE DICKLICK RAT'S COCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BOOBS POO POO BLOWJOB MACACA ORGASM MOZILLA FIREFOX FRENCH TICKLER JACKASS FROG RUSTY TROMBONE JOHN ELWAY SHITCOCK EAT MY SHIT! LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITBALLS CUNT BUTTFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! DOUCHETITS PEARL NECKLACE GOD BLESS AMERICA LOLCAT ASSFACE FUCKBAG DICK TITS SPUNK CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSHAT CHIGGER FROG LET'S SHIT PIG PICKANINNY TITS & DICKS BUTT PIRATE JACKASS JACKASS DONKEY PUNCHER THIS IS SPARTA! BUGGER OFF STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD VAGINA POMMIE DOUCHEBAG P'KANG FUCKWIT WILLY WONKA RECTUM RAIDER CROTCH BUGFUCK TIT SPRINKLES CUNT ASSHAT POOPOO GREASER WANK JUNGLE BUNNY FROG'S FAT ASS ASS BALL SACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITSLINGING FUCK RAT'S ASS FAG ART METAL PRODUCTS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKBAG BOOBIES FUCK OFF SHITFACE FUCKING TITS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENISBIRD and with the PORCH MONKEY and his DAMN of girraffes in which ASSRAPING while reading about DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See YID also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HELL