Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JENKEM'HORSE PENIS'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS'ASSHAT'CUNT LAPPER'FUCK OFF'SHITCUNTING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, sudden GENITALIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TAMPONS or DUNE COON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SCUMBAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FAGGOT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BATHING SUIT AREA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BELLEND DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! television programs to address GENITALIA Tourette's syndrome.

CUNT CRAPPER Tourette's is SIGMUND FREUD not to be HEIL HITLER! confused with GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SPIC chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKSPLAT random CUNT disorientation, culturally-FU SPANG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD BLESS AMERICA language, TWISTY VAGINA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PENIS COCKSTUFFER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHRIST OF TABERNACLE souvenir shoppes and massive FENCE JUMPER quantities PENIS of ANAL DIABETES WHORE garbage.

Darnit.

A COCK Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The WIENER Tourette's I WILL END YOU! Research Institute was JAP founded to PISS ARTIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WHITE RIGHTS article RAPE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RAPE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NICARAGUA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers DOUCHING swear. You can ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMN TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER bad side of a terrible CRAPMUNCHER thing.
• The main MAMA MIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MARGARET THATCHER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BASTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SUGARTITS knee GANGBANG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCKSTAIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SEMEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PUNANI school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOBSHITE sufferers to become DAMN manically depressed and PAKI commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no MONKEY BALLS cure, and the INBRED drugs that are available to, "calm" the JAP tics often have adverse BALL SACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS OFF perodol" which caused my entire TAMPONS body to go ASS numb and RUSTY TROMBONE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITFACE it is without the SON OF A BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKBAG tourette syndrome DICKLICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NEOPETS the DICKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "CLIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCKHEAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FIST FUCK sorry for BATHING SUIT AREA "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a WIENER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ARSE, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) FUCKBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your COCK time.

Best JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUTTFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As UIGURS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill EUROIPODS Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. ARSE Regards to Andrew FUCK OFF Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The DIPSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can OLD CHRIST OF A punch him if you DOG SHIT want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JACKASS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my GOD DAMMIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are GO HOME AND DIE and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKBAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 WIENER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COON HORSE! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'S HOUSE

How FUCKING JUMP! to suck my mothers cure FUCK YOU the FUCKER Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ANAL DIABETES for FUCK Tourette's FUCKER Syndrome AY-AY-AY is CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON following WOODPECKERSHIT these PENISFUCK rules MARY WHITEHOUSE in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid POOPOO immature ANUSCAKE little MARCH OF FLAMES kids,
• 2: Count to BUDDHISM within PORCH MONKEY 10 FUCKHEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FOUR-EYES I AM CORNHOLIO! I RAPE WALRUSES! nor JACKASS talk,
• 4: Tell TONY LA RUSSA yourself you PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS don't NIGGER have PISS this POLACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FLOWERS WITH NASTY DEMOCRACY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT last straw BASTARD!

I fucking put KIDDY FIDDLER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FASHION BUG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING A the TOP OF DAMN THIS MARY WHITEHOUSE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFUCKER offensive. CRACKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MACACA people who try SHIT to battle DICK'TITTIES that tight-ass TURD 17-year-SHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said LIMEY' SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFUCKER'KIDDY FIDDLER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITTY is a laughing PAKI matter. Plus there MOCKIE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SUCK MY DICK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITSLINGING articles DAMN IT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MOLDY TITS stuff. So DILDO that means FUCKHEAD stop getting mad at the DOG SHIT first part too and CAUCASIANS talking about the GANGBANG letter that it's LET'S SHIT mocking (what SHITPISSER letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian ALEX TREBEK hi self JOHNNY even made a really DUMBASS good point. "It's ASSFACE nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add BULLSHIT onto DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCKSUCKER suffer that QUEEF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FIST FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASS LICKER be, because if I were a COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NIGGER hilarious. If you DUMBASS Want facts, go on WIENER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS the freaking ART METAL PRODUCTS article anyway.

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FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DONKEY PUNCHER POTTYMOUTH COMMUNISM IS STUPID 666 HELL RAT'S COCK FUCKING HELL TWAT COCK SACRAMENTO BULLCRAP LET'S SHIT COCKSHITTER BOOBS BASTARD WIENER GOBSHITE BEAVER DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKBAG HELL 666 DOG SHIT DICKFACE BOLLOCKS FUCK SUCK MY DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITCOCK PAKI NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS GOD DAMMIT FAG FUCKTARD NEGRO ANUSCAKE SLOPE GOD DAMMIT GRINGO POLAK GOD DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT CLIT PRICK DAMN HONKY POLACK BUKKAKE MASTURBATION BALL SACK SHIT CUNTYMINTS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RIVER CRABS SUCK FUCK OFF POO POO BLOWJOB JIZZ DOUCHEBAG SHIT GANGBANG PUSSY JACKASS GRAPE PENIS PEDOPHILIA DILDO BASTARD BUGFUCK DOM DeLUISE DAMN CUNT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE MARGARET THATCHER FUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BEANER BALL SACK ASSHAT RECTUM RAIDER pen0r AUTOFELLATIO ALEX TREBEK HELLFUCKER CHINK NAZI I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE MOCKIE CHIGGER COON FRITZ HELL CHIGGER BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK CRAP AUTOFELLATIO HOMO FUCKFACE HELL PUSSYLICKER TITWANK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS NECROPHILIA NIHILISM FUCKHEAD SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL DYKE DOUCHETITS PISS RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE WINDOWS VISTA FUCKING TITS TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HELL GENITALIA CUNT CRAPPER SCUMBAG LUV DAMN IT DIPSHIT D'OH MALARKY ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS DAMN CUNT COCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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PRICK LAKE TITICACA BOB SAGET SHIT ASSHOLE DAMN IT FUCKSTAIN WOP DICKFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DONKEY DICK BASTARD ART METAL PRODUCTS CHAV LET'S SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF SHIT AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS REDSKIN WINDOWS VISTA BLOWJOB SHIT DICK CHICKEN ARSE FUCKER NEGRO SEMEN I WILL KILL YOU! BUTT PIRATE WIENER TWAT SHITHEAD SCROTUM BASTARD SHITFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CLEVELAND STEAMER YOGHURT CANNON GYPSY TWAT COON PISS OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COCK FROG'S FAT ASS CANNED QUOTE ANAL FLYING FUCK DOODIE HEAD BITCH KIDDY FIDDLER COCKSUCKER INCEST JOHNNY POLESMOKER FUCKTARD ORGASM ORGASM CRACKER FUCK NUGGET BENSON SUCKS PISS DIPSHIT BUGGER PRICK BUGGER OFF ARSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITHEAD CUNTSWILLING MOCCASINS INCEST COCKSHITTER TOSSER FUCKSTAIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK ASSFACE STRAWBERRY ASS FUDGEPACKER BALLS BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD JOHNNY CUNTRAG CRAPMUNCHER EAT MY SHIT! HELL FLAMING ASS BADGER TITTYWANK DIPSHIT FUCKING URINE-GARGLING GOATSE CUNT BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCK DAMN SOD TAFFY ASSFACE ORGASM COCKSHITTER SCUMBUCKET RAT'S COCK FELCHING JAP DICKHEAD DIPSHIT PUSSY FUCK ASSHOLE ANAL COON DICKHEAD RAPE TWAT SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHING DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PIG PIGFUCKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE SHITE SHITSLINGING FIRECROTCH TITWANK ASS LICKER 666 ASSWIPE HOMO PISS OFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA DAMNATION SHIT CUM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HATE HATE HAT BITCH TOWELHEAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALLS TWAT O CANADA GO COUNT YOUR DICK STEVE BALLMER HOSER HO CUNT SPUNK ASS BELLEND I'LL RAPE YOU WIENER ASSCRACK SHITHEAD GOD DAMN QUEEF FUCK GOATSE FUCK WANKER ASS FUCK A DUCK MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! ASS LICKER DAMN BUGGER OFF SHITTY REDNECK FUCKER POOPY TACO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ANAL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF ASSHAT PISS FAG MOCCASINS WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! REDNECK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHOAD BALLS REDSKIN CHOAD DICKWAD SPANK THE MONKEY JACK OFF OH SHI– PRICK TAFFY ASS HELL HEIL HITLER! GIVING HEAD SHIT LIKE A HORSE BLOWJOB GOBSHITE MALL SANTA MOTHERFUCKER YID JESSE McCARTNEY SHITSKIN ASSHOLE NIGNOG BONER BOOBS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GARBAGE DAY! 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HORSE SHIT TACO PORCH MONKEY SHITHEAD BITCH SCROTUM SOD ABO FELCHMONKEY SPIC HADJI MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKWIT BOOBS BUTTFUCKER CUNT WINDOWS VISTA CAMEL FUCKER SHITE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKHEAD SHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HELL COCKGOBLIN SEX DAGO WANK CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER DICK ASSWIPE CUNT DOG FUCKER SHIT WANK NIGGER TITTIES CUNT DICKHEAD FEMADOM AUTOFELLATIO PENIS FAG BUTT-HOLE FUCKBAG MONKEY SHIT WIENER WOP JACKASS INJUN BAD MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF GOBSHITE FUCKING JUMP! CUNT PAKI INCEST FUCK YOU HONKY FUCKWIT PUNANI PENISFUCK DUMBASS HELL DICKLICK RAT'S COCK ASS FASCIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASS LICKER POMMIE BEANER GOD DAMMIT FAG FUCKFACE ASSHAT I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK ASSBANDIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DAMMIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CHOAD KISSER DAMN FUCK OFF FUCK POMMIE SHITSKIN POOPOO JOHN SMILEY FACE TITS & DICKS FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT REDSKIN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SMEG CUNT FUCKING RAGHEAD D'OH SON OF A BITCH DAMNATION PUSSY BALL SACK HADJI DARTH VADER BULLSHIT FUCK OFF CRAP PEARL NECKLACE IN SACREMENT CANNED QUOTE SHITE FUCK CRAPPY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BUTT PIRATE BALLS MILF BALLS VAGINA GO HOME AND DIE DICKHEAD GOD DAMN SHITBALLS FUCKING FEMADOM FUCKING A SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD WIKIPEDIA CHALICE FUCKING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNNILINGUS CHENEY DICKLICK PUSSY SOD OFF POLACK BASTARD GOATSE SHITCOCK WETBACK FUDGEPACKER RAPE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? AMERICA ONLINE DOG FUCKER WOP FOUR-EYES DAMN IT BEAVER TITMOUSE HELL POTTYMOUTH DOUCHETITS FUCKWIT POMMIE DICKHEAD TURD HEIL HITLER! SHITSLINGING CUNTBUCKET PEDOPHILIA SCROTUM O CANADA SAGGY TITS DUMBASS DAMN BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNT WETBACK DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS WANKER BONER PISS OFF DICKHEAD PISS OFF YOGHURT CANNON BUGFUCK DICKLICK DAMMIT HELLFIRE ASS SNUFF PORN TOTAL HELL CLIT WANK SHITSLINGING SHITE JIGGABOO DICK PUSSY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKFACE YOU WANKER SCROTUM TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO BITCH ANAL BALL SACK GIVING HEAD CHIGGER HORSE SHIT GIVING HEAD FAGGOT INBRED GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN REDSKIN CUNT CLUSTERFUCK SHIT JACKASS JAP RAPE FELLATIO FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS WIENER RAT'S COCK CANNED QUOTES DUMBASS BITCH TOSSER BUKKAKE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BOOBS HELL SHITFUCKER NORTH KOREA SHITHEAD HEIL HITLER! CROTCH GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR VAGINA FUCKWIT FEMADOM YOGHURT CANNON FUCK SOD OFF SHITTY PEDOPHILIA CHRISTHUMPER CHOAD TIT SPRINKLES POMMIE BELLEND SHIT CLEMEN SPANK THE MONKEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNNILINGUS BOOBIES VENEREAL DISEASE SCUMBUCKET FIRECROTCH CRAPMUNCHER INCEST SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SMEG JACKASS RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA SHITE POO POO BLOWJOB BITCH SHITE CUNT CHRISTHUMPER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GENITALIA TONY LA RUSSA GOBSHITE MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIENER BASTARD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INBRED CHINK CUNTBUCKET HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TOSSER DAMN DIPSHIT NIHILISM PISS UP MY ARSE BIG FOOT FUCKER NECROPHILIA FLAMEVIPER WANK MAMA MIA MONKEY SHIT EAT MY SHIT! DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY FENCE JUMPER FUCKHEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! FROG WANKSPLAT BIGNOSE BANGKOK INBRED FUCKWIT SUITCASE PENIS WIENER VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE WETBACK FRENCH TICKLER WOMEN'S RIGHTS CLEMEN LIMEY SHITBALLS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER TITS & DICKS WOODPECKERSHIT CRAPFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASS BASTARD BELGIUM MASTURBATION O KURWA! DAMMIT FROG TURD KAFFIR PENIS SHITHEAD ASS LICKER ASS FUCKING BASEBALL CLEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT LAPPER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DOUCHETITS WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FUCKWIT TITTIES PORCUPINE'S BALLS KITTENS TOTAL AMERICA ONLINE LICK PUSSY JACK OFF BALL SACK WIKIPEDIA OSTRICH MY ASS NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT POWERSHIT JACKASS MALARKY JENKEM SOD MOCCASINS DICK CHICKEN ASSFACE BOLLOCKS HOMO TITWANK TITS DICK TITS CONDOMS BEAVER NIGGER DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE CHIGGER DICKLICK JACK ABRAMOFF FUCK OFF BIG FOOT CRAP CRAPPY GYPSY BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITCOCK DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FRAK BUGGER OFF MOLDY TITS HITLER MOSES POLAK BASTARD COCKSMOKER I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH BASTARD REDNECK NEGRO GOD DAMMIT GOATSE ASSHAT RUSTY TROMBONE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TOTAL FUCKING ASSHAT FUCKWIT ASSCRACK DAMN WIGGER PISS ARTIST FOUR-EYES CHICKEN SHIT CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK YOU URINE-GARGLING FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT CUNTRAG TITTIES CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHING DAMNATION YOU WANKER YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE BALLS CUNTRAG ASSCRACK suck my mothers PISS PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS WANK JAP BITCH SUGARTITS PISS HADJI FUCK BOB SAGET VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN SHITFACE ALEX TREBEK DARTH VADER MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKWIT CRAP SHIT MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! ASSCRACK BALL SACK SEMEN HELL ASSWIPE FUCK YOU HORSE SHIT LENS CRAFTERS FUCKWIT HO CUNT INBRED SHITE LET'S SHIT HITLER TACO FUCK NECROPHILIA SHITFUCKER ARSE RUSTY TROMBONE suck my mothers MONKEY SHIT ASS LICKER BITCH ALF JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT CROTCH ASSFACE DIPSHIT FUCK HONKY SUGARTITS FUCKWIT BOOBIES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH BUTTFUCKER HENTAI FUCK NUGGET SHITCOCK FUCKING TITTYWANK WETBACK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK SPICY CUNT FUCK NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK SHITFACE LIMEY FROG'S FAT ASS FROG'S FAT ASS INBRED JERK OFF SHIT DOUCHING ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX ASSWIPE FUCKSTAIN BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER COON TITWANK DAMN NIPPLES TITS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHMONKEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FREEDOM OF SPEECH ASSWIPE TOTAL DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER NAZI HENTAI ASSHAT REDSKIN PAKI KRAUT RAT'S COCK suck my mothers CHINK MONKEY BALLS DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS DICK SCUMBAG MOCCASINS CHINK SHITE DAMN NIGNOG DICKLICK YOU WANKER HELLFUCKER NAZI BITCH KIKE HORSE PENIS MOCKIE MARGARET THATCHER HELL GANGBANG DICKFACE FELLATIO BASTARD GARBAGE DAY! MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND BONER POLAK HELL JAP PECKERHEAD SHITCOCK TAFFY BASTARD BITCH FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT BALLS PUNANI FUCKER HENTAI FUCK OFF ASSHOLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK WIGGER SHIT GARBAGE DAY! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WANK PENIS ON A BUN CAMEL JOCKEY MOLDY TITS ASS SEMEN GIVING HEAD MARCH OF FLAMES SUGARTITS CONAN O'BRIAN DILDO BLUMPKIN BULLSHIT JACKASS CUNTSWILLING SOD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the PRICK and his HELL of girraffes in which POLACK while reading about GIVING HEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JESUS FUCKING CHRIST