Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FELLATIO'JAP'MALARKY'P'KANG'INCEST'CHOAD KISSER'FEWMETS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a LET'S SHIT look at the GOD DAMMIT talk page of this WANK article for notes or discussion before FUCKING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DILDO neurochemical FUCK disorder RUSKIE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ANAL, sudden NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS or VANDALISM IS COOL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOG SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT COLGATE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially FUCK NUGGET objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POOPY television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

CHENEY Tourette's is DOM DeLUISE not to be SEMEN confused with FELCHING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLAMING ASS BADGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DONKEY DICK random SPANK THE MONKEY disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SPUNK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOCCASINS language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASSHOLE COMMUNIST DILDO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHING quantities CHOAD of ANAL DIABETES REBECCA BLACK garbage.

Darnit.

A CAMEL FUCKER Polite Note to the IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Author:

The COCK Tourette's PISS OFF MY ASS Research Institute was ASS founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SONNY BILL WILLIAMS article BUKKAKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DOODIE HEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIPSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WALRUS SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PORCH MONKEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BEAVER Tourrette's sufferers JIGGABOO swear. You can BOLLOCKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING A bad side of a terrible INCEST thing.
• The main DOUCHETITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ARSE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAT'S COCK knee REDSKIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SUCK MY COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSHAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PUSSY school for FENCE JUMPER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MACACA sufferers to become LOGJAMMER manically depressed and MONKEY BALLS commit CHICKEN SHIT suicide.
• There is no DAMN IT cure, and the FUCK YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JIZZ perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go TURD numb and TOSSER basically made it NIGGA! worse than POLAK it is without the TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! drug.

I am an active member of a JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS tourette syndrome KIKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKWIT the DYKE public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUTT-FOR-BRAINS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SEX sorry for FUCKTARD "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGGER this that really REDSKIN annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALL SACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994, and making fun of a BUTT PIRATE horrible disorder is (not) DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONKEY PUNCHER time.

Best MALL SANTA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As WIKIPEDIA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill UIGURS Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. BUGFUCK Regards to Andrew BULLSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The ARSE bastard who wrote this article. You can DILDO punch him if you SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the VAGINA saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my DICKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ANAL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YOU and FUCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SIGMUND FREUD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) [expletive deleted] BAND WITH 4 PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HORSE! ANAL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ANAL'S HOUSE

How FUCKSTAIN to DOUCHE cure TWAT the BUTTFUCKER Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DYKE for COON Tourette's NIGGER TITS Syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU is JELLY BEANS following FLYING FUCK these ARSE rules BONER in SUCK MY COCK order:

• 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! little CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within CAMEL FUCKER 10 ORGASMseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKWIT TITWANK NIPPLES nor CROTCH talk,
• 4: Tell ASS FASCIST yourself you SACRAMENTO don't ASSWIPE have SHIT this DOUCHE NAZI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CRAP WITH NASTY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HENTAI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ANAL last straw BORDER HOPPER!

I fucking put OH SHI–' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTT-HEAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAPE the TOP OF NEGRO THIS SHITFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CRAPPY offensive. RUSTY TROMBONE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKFACE people who try COMMUNIST DILDO to battle BEAVER'SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM that tight-ass ASS LICKER 17-year-PICKANINNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MAMA MIA it now, but someone said DRAMA' SAMUEL L. JACKSON FRENCH TICKLER'SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SCUMBAG is a laughing COON matter. Plus there WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS Uncyclopedia, there are BRITNEY articles NIGNOG about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOYCOTT VIACOM! stuff. So SHITFACE that means SPANK THE MONKEY stop getting mad at the MICK first part too and PENISFUCK talking about the CUNT letter that it's DUNE COON mocking (what CHING CHONG CHINK letter? I don't even know what TAMPONS the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHICKEN FRIES hi self GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS even made a really DIPSHIT good point. "It's WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? nothing more PORCUPINE'S BALLS from a head nod to a 666 knee tick". CUNTRAG. Which I'll add COCKSHITTER onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TURD suffer that WETBACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PRICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GANGBANG be, because if I were a I'LL RAPE YOU Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BRITNEY hilarious. If you HORSE SHIT Want facts, go on EAT MY SHIT! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS UP MY ARSE be offended, don't read I'LL RAPE YOU the freaking ALEX TREBEK article anyway.

CUNTRAG YOUR MOM INBRED TITS & DICKS ASS NIGGER TITS HADJI POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNTRAG

ROMANIA CHAV RAGHEAD BASTARD TWAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICKFACE SAGGY TITS GOD DAMN CHOAD STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD COON IN SACREMENT TAMPONS TWAT POMMIE DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH BIRD SHIT FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER SHITSLINGING ANUSCAKE KRAUT CROTCH THONG TASTER RAT'S ASS NAZI WANK MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE CHIGGER BUTTFUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT BONER DAMN IT ASS TITTYWANK DICKHEAD SON OF A BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK PENISPENISPENIS!!! SMEG PISS OFF YOU WANKER FRAK BULLSHIT BOOBIES ASS FASCIST FUCK YOU BASTARD DOUCHEBAG SHITHEAD COLGATE FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK PEEPEE SEX FUCK DAGO PUSSY EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD DICK CHICKEN FUCKING POLESMOKER STEVE BALLMER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BOOBS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKTARD NIGGER CUNTYMINTS YOGHURT CANNON JACKASS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU VAGINA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JENKEM TITTIES DOUCHEBAG POLAK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BOYCOTT VIACOM! SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHE FAG JUNGLE BUNNY PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA CUNT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTBUCKET FEWMETS CLUSTERFUCK NI RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] CUNT CHIGGER FU SPANG CHOAD QUEEF FELCHING PUNANI CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHE NAZI CLEVELAND STEAMER LENS CRAFTERS YOUR MOM CUNT FASHION BUG CUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ALEX TREBEK AUTOFELLATIO SHIT SUCK MY COCK DIPSHIT STRAWBERRY ASS SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT SCUMBAG BOOBIES SMEG TITS BUNG-HOLE FUCKSTAIN ASS STEVE BALLMER MASTURBATION DEVELOPERS! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK DICKLICK DOUCHETITS ASSRAMMER pen0r FUCK LHASA PISS SCUMBUCKET FRIG COCKSUCKER KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF SHUT UP, MEG! TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN SHITBALLS RHODESIA TITMOUSE FUCKTARD FUCKBAG TITTYWANK D'OH DAMN FRAK BEAVER ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSWIPE SCUMBAG [Insert swear here] JAP DOUCHE FAG SUITCASE PENIS SPUNK NICARAGUA DICKHEAD ASSCRACK VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK REBECCA BLACK SEX SHITPISSER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ANAL VENEREAL DISEASE DONALD RUMSFELD GIVING HEAD RAGHEAD WEHATEMARIO FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER PENIS PIGFUCKER CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD LIMEY DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITTY PUSSY CUM DAMN MALARKY BITCH GOATSE JOHNNY ASSCRACK QUEEF GENITALIA FELCHING TOSSER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT DARTH VADER MALL SANTA ASSFACE FUCK NUGGET PENISBIRD BOOBIES FUCKER FUCK BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS DONALD RUMSFELD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT TACO LET'S SHIT BITCH FUCK YOU FRIG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BULLSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN NORTH KOREA CLEMEN BOLLOCKS CRACKER ANUSCAKE WANK SHITCOCK JERK OFF TITWANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DUMBASS JOHN ELWAY DAGO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKSTAIN GREASER BONER BORDER HOPPER FAGGOT POLESMOKER FUCKWIT JACKASS BUDDHISM CUNT BASTARD TAMPONS FLYING FUCK MAMA MIA FUCK YOU GOBSHITE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE pen0r ARSE FUCKBAG LOLCAT EMO FLYING FUCK CUNT LAPPER ASS P'KANG POLESMOKER VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE SHITBALLS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH PIG WIENER SPUNK BITCH SCROTUM SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS OFF TRANNY ASSFACE BEAVER WOP LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TURD SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU POLACK [expletive deleted] PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BOLLOCKS I'LL RAPE YOU SLOPE TOWELHEAD DICK GOD DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES RAT'S COCK BUGFUCK BASTARD PISS FUCKBAG SHIT SHITTY CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER FRIG ORGASM POMMIE JAP DUMBASS PICKANINNY MOTHERFUCKER SHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FAGGOT BULLSHIT SHITFACE FELCHMONKEY REDSKIN CHING CHONG CHINK SUCK MY DICK RAPE CONDOMS WIENER ASSHAT ASSFACE CAMEL FUCKER SHITE THONG TASTER HELL GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMN SEMEN YOU WANKER PORCH MONKEY WANK ARSE FUCKSTAIN D'OH I WILL END YOU! SHITFUCKER YID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JAP HOT GRITS PENIS ON A BUN CUNT FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT POMMIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL ASSWIPE MOZILLA FIREFOX POMMIE CUNT GOD DAMMIT TITWANK PISS PISSHOLE FELLATIO GOD DAMN PISS CHIGGER SCUMBAG COCK URINE-GARGLING FUCKWIT TIT SPRINKLES GOBSHITE BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CRAPPER BLUMPKIN BULLCRAP TITS PORCH MONKEY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK 666 BANGKOK CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE BULLSHIT DICKHEAD BRITNEY MALL SANTA GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX BUKKAKE HELL DAMN HENTAI FEATURED MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSBANDIT BITCH SUCK A BIG DICK DICKHEAD DICK WIENER FUCKING NICARAGUA CLUSTERFUCK GYPSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! MONKEY BALLS JACKASS DAMN DIPSHIT WANK NI DAMN NIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFACE JAP FUCK YOU BULLSHIT ASSCRACK GRINGO ROSIE O'DONNELL DICK CHICKEN PUSSY BOON COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT GENITALIA QUEEF DAMN SHITSKIN BLUE PENIS! FUCKFACE CUNT CRACKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA MASTURBATION EAT MY SHIT! CAMEL JOCKEY JOHNNY BASTARD CONDOMS FUCK YOU MALARKY MACACA TITS SHITCOCK YOUR MOM BOOBS PISS SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE ABO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST POMMIE JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN DAMN FUCKBAG QUEEF ASSWIPE NAZI BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKTARD NIGGER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A DAMN BIRD SHIT SEMEN FELCHING MICK GOAT DICK [expletive deleted] DICK CHICKEN HELL BOOBS CLEMEN TAMPONS YOU WANKER YOU WANKER WANK FUCKHEAD DAMN TRANNY BELGIUM NEGRO FAG FELCHING DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ABO PIG CLEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX MOCCASINS GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITTYWANK FUCK YOU BOOBS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! TITTIES JACKASS INBRED FIRECROTCH COCK JERK OFF SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MOTHERFUCKER NI FUCKSTAIN BITCH SHITE HOCKEY SHITFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKER WANK BOOBIES DAMN FUCK CRAPFUCKER P'KANG FLYING FUCK JERRY FRIG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CROTCH TURD TOSSER JERK OFF BLOWJOB BASTARD FUCKSTAIN SCUMBAG SEX DOG FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE DOUCHEBAG TITS & DICKS FUCKHEAD BOLLOCKS LOGJAMMER CUNT RAT'S ASS O CANADA CUNNILINGUS MAMA MIA PISS SHITHEAD WILLY WONKA TAMPON IN MY ASS STRAWBERRY ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMMIT HELL WILLY WONKA INBRED NAZI ORGASM SHIT LIMEY DAGO EPIDIDYMIS NORTH KOREA MASTURBATION FRENCH TICKLER BONER CLEMEN SHITHEAD ASSHAT RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK ASSWIPE HELLFUCKER BUGFUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER FUCKFACE CLEMEN BIRD IN THE HOUSE YOU WANKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNTING ASSCRACK PORCUPINE'S BALLS POLAK ANAL DOT HEAD CHENEY GANGBANG JACKASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK TOSSER DUMBASS OH SHI– NIGNOG OSTRICH MY ASS FRIG WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHOAD EAT MY SHIT! WEHATEMARIO JOHNNY JACKASS REBECCA BLACK WETBACK SHITE CROTCH BALLS PISS OFF ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMNATION DOUCHE WIKIPEDIA BELGIUM AMERICA ONLINE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY CUNTRAG SHITTY SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFACE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU MOTHERFUCKER ALF BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS INBRED PENISBIRD ASSHOLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MALARKY DAMN ARSE ASSRAPING DYKE NIGGER ANAL BULLSHIT SMEG JELLY BEANS FUCKTARD SHITCOCK BITCH DOM DeLUISE PIG DAMN WETBACK COCKGOBLIN DICKFACE PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF ASSFACE HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS PEDOPHILIA pen0r EXTRA LONG PENIS MOTHERFUCKER D'OH ORGASM FUCKING JUMP! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER FIST FUCK DAMN IT BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY [EXPLETIVE] WANKSPLAT BASTARD FRED PHELPS JERK OFF DEMOCRACY SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ANAL DIABETES ASS LICKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BOYCOTT VIACOM! JOHN ELWAY BALLS YOGHURT CANNON CUNTSWILLING FUCK CUNTBUCKET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE BITCH DILDO FELLATIO TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT SHITE ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ HELLFIRE FUCK A DUCK VANITY PAGES ROCK JOHN ELWAY FUCKING JUMP! SCUMBUCKET JACK OFF SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE FUCKING MOZILLA FIREFOX pen0r DICKHEAD COCKSMOKER CLUSTERFUCK NICARAGUA NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RAPE PISS SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER CHRISTHUMPER [expletive deleted] GIVING HEAD FUCKING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKHEAD URINE-GARGLING LET'S SHIT POLESMOKER REDSKIN COCKSUCKER PEARL NECKLACE NEOPETS POTTYMOUTH YOU WANKER ARSE FUCKING FUCKFACE BALL SACK JACKASS SCROTUM BEAVER FUCKBAG NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER CUM FUCK HO HELL LOGJAMMER GIVING HEAD HOSER DAMN IT CROTCH FRIG FASHION BUG DAGO JACK OFF CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HELLFUCKER CLEMEN SHIT ASSHAT JIZZ JACKASS SHIT HOMO DAMN IT DOUCHE CC PLZ DOUCHEBAG PISSHOLE WHITE PEOPLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICKLICK DAMN QUEEF ANAL FROG'S FAT ASS HORSE PENIS PISS OFF PICKANINNY CUNT HORSE SHIT WANK PISS ARTIST DONGSHOVER PEDOPHILIA FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT INBRED DAMN BITCH BITCH DIPSHIT [EXPLETIVE] DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FAG AY-AY-AY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HORSE PENIS BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY SHITE SHITHEAD TOSSER NECROPHILIA ASSCRACK MASTURBATION GOD DAMN FEMADOM URINE-GARGLING PISS DILDO ASSWIPE WHORE BIRD SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING FUCK RAGHEAD PEDOPHILIA BANGKOK ASS FROG SHITFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO BALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WANK FUCKSTAIN WALRUS SHIT TIMBER NIGGER YOU WANKER ASSHOLE BULLSHIT JUSTIN BIEBER LOLCAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CLIT DICK FUCKING JUMP! FELCHING QUEEF TITS BASTARD MOCKIE JACKASS SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE DICK GREASER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WANK ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUITCASE PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSRAPING SCROTUM ASSHOLE WINDOWS VISTA CRAPMUNCHER PISSHOLE CUNT AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS NIGGER FUCKSTAIN PRICK SUCK MY DICK AAAAAAAAA! SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BALLS FUCKING BASTARD GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKING JUMP! BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI FLYING FUCK THONG TASTER TACO PISS OFF ARSE JIZZ TACO ASSWIPE CARPET MUNCHER JACKASS COCK BUGGER OFF SHIT INBRED I WILL END YOU! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT SCUMBUCKET DOG SHIT HORSE PENIS COCKSUCKER SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SOD [Insert yet another person's name here] CRACKER DOUCHING I WILL KILL YOU! DICKHEAD JACKASS GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT SHITCOCK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS URINE-GARGLING SHITBALLS BASTARD CLEMEN ASS FASCIST DICKHEAD BOB SAGET JOHNNY DAMN IT WOP FUCKING FUCKING A GOD DAMN TAFFY JENKEM BOOBS NECROPHILIA FOOTBALL JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JAP WANK DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE ASS HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! COCKSTUFFER BUGGER OFF TITWANK GOD DAMN ASS ASSRAMMER SHIT HELL TITTIES DOUCHE REDSKIN FIST FUCK GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TACO BUGGER SHITSKIN CLEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL HELLFIRE FUCKHEAD TITWANK WIENER SHITFUCKER SEMEN ASSCRACK FUCKBAG SHITHEAD SHITTY MONKEY'S UNCLE POTTYMOUTH BULLSHIT COMMUNIST DILDO PISS ARTIST SMILES SHITFUCKER NIGGER JERK OFF SUGARTITS GOOK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SUCK MY DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SPANK THE MONKEY NI SHITFUCKER DAGO INCEST ANUSCAKE BOOBS DUMBASS JOHN ELWAY O KURWA! BASTARD TWAT CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN SHIT SPIC TOTAL BEAVER SUCK MY DICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT YOGHURT CANNON RUSTY TROMBONE HELL SHITCOCK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TITTYWANK I WILL END YOU! HOLY DUMB FUCK HAIL SATAN! FUCK DUMBASS NAZI FELLATIO BLUMPKIN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICK CHICKEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOSER DUMBASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CAMEL JOCKEY BUKKAKE BITCH DAMN BOB SAGET PIGFUCKER LET'S SHIT TIMBER NIGGER BITCH FELCHING DAMN JIGGABOO JAP VENEREAL DISEASE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BELLEND VAGINA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH HEIL HITLER! ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

SHITTY JACK OFF SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING CHOAD FOUR-EYES BEAVER PISSHOLE DICKHEAD FUCKBAG DUMBASS [Insert yet another person's name here] ASSCRACK CUNT CUNT JIZZ JACKASS SHIT CHINK FUCKING A PORCH MONKEY POOPY HELL PISS ARTIST JIZZ BATHING SUIT AREA BONER NEGRO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSCRACK TESTICLE CHOKE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANKER [expletive deleted] CLEMEN CUNT DIPSHIT SHITCOCK PENIS CHOLERA IS FUN! FAGGOT CHOAD KISSER JACK OFF MONKEY BALLS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKER INBRED EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS NIGGER SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS SAND NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA COCK PISS OFF PIECE OF SHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JAP and with the VAGINA and his FLYING RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which DICKLICK while reading about VENEREAL DISEASE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PEARL NECKLACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICK IN A BOX