Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DUNE COON'JACKASS'DICKFACE'HORSE SHIT'WALRUS SHIT'SUCK A BIG DICK'VENEREAL DISEASE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DICKFACE look at the BRUSH MA TEETH talk page of this BITCH article for notes or discussion before MICK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder SEMEN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GANGBANG, sudden CLEMEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOU WANKER or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly VAGINA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NEGRO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PIECE OF SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKING by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA GOD DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ORGASM SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DARTH VADER utterFUCKance of socially RAT'S ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT television programs to address HO Tourette's syndrome.

DICK Tourette's is BOON not to be ASSHAT confused with SEX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONKEY SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKER random GO COUNT YOUR DICK disorientation, culturally-SON OF A BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS ARTIST language, NI and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS SHITHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COON souvenir shoppes and massive ANAL DIABETES quantities NIPPLES of ANAL DIABETES I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE garbage.

Darnit.

A CAMEL FUCKER Polite Note to the SUCK MY DICK Author:

The MONKEY SHIT Tourette's TAIWAN Research Institute was CUNT founded to WANK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIKIPEDIA article POMMIE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HONKY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CRAPPY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS FASCIST Tourrette's sufferers BUTT-HOLE swear. You can CUNTBUCKET blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TWAT TV, for always focusing on the COCKSUCKER bad side of a terrible TITMOUSE thing.
• The main [EXPLETIVE] symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUNE COON' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JIGGABOO knee JAP NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is POWERSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GOD DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CUNTSWILLING school for JACKASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GENITALIA sufferers to become 666 manically depressed and VAGINA commit ARSE suicide.
• There is no NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! cure, and the BLUMPKIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the TRANNY tics often have adverse JIGGABOO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PUSSY perodol" which caused my entire MARCH OF FLAMES body to go FUCKING numb and FROG basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD it is without the PISS OFF drug.

I am an active member of a FROG'S FAT ASS tourette syndrome YOU WANKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITTY the TWISTY VAGINA public view of Tourettes as a "DYKE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITCUNTING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JOHN ELWAY sorry for RAT'S ASS "hi-jacking" your GOD DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITWANK this that really CRAP annoys me. I am working towards a MOTHERFUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HOSER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FAGGOT, and making fun of a CONAN O'BRIAN horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAGO time.

Best BOOBIES regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “RAT'S COCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society FIREWALLS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. FELLATIO Regards to Andrew GOD DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can WALRUS SHIT punch him if you VAGINA want to.

As a SALISBURY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my DOUCHING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GANGBANG Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAPE and TITMOUSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SEX BAND WITH 4 AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COCKSUCKER HORSE! GANGBANG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GANGBANG'S HOUSE

How DAGO to VAGINA cure BRITNEY the NIGGER Tourette's BONER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JACKASS for FLYING FUCK Tourette's DICKFACE Syndrome PEEPEE is SHITCOCK following TITWANK these ARSEBADGERS rules WOMEN'S RIGHTS in POMMIE order:

• 1: Avoid ASSRAPING immature COCK little WILLY WONKA kids,
• 2: Count to STEVE BALLMER within DAMN 10 BUTTFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFACE nor PENISBIRD talk,
• 4: Tell SHITBALLS yourself you HITLER don't ASSBANDIT have HAIL SATAN! this PISS OFF MY ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY ASSHAT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GANGBANG last straw PORCH MONKEY!

I fucking put COCKSHITTER' my comment at the TOP OF THE JERK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BONER the TOP OF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD THIS SCUMBUCKET ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NEGRO offensive. BULLSHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS OFF people who try FUDGEPACKER to battle COCK'POLESMOKER that tight-ass DICK 17-year-FUCKFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said FALSE BENSON' SCROTUM GIVING HEAD'FLYING RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK OFF is a laughing COCKGOBLIN matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on POOPOO Uncyclopedia, there are AY-AY-AY articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DIRTY SANCHEZ stuff. So BASTARD that means PIGFUCKER stop getting mad at the FUCKING A first part too and BUTT PIRATE talking about the EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM letter that it's RECTUM RAIDER mocking (what SPANK THE MONKEY letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD hi self SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH even made a really BUTT PIRATE good point. "It's RUSKIE nothing more SIGMUND FREUD from a head nod to a CUNNILINGUS knee tick". BASTARD. Which I'll add CHOAD onto HOSER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that ASSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INCEST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GANGBANG be, because if I were a NEGRO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAMEL JOCKEY hilarious. If you TOSSER Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WETBACK be offended, don't read YOUR MOM the freaking FUDGEPACKER article anyway.

COLGATE BULLSHIT TACO TARTAR SAUCE DICKHEAD COCK OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK SHITE CUM

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DYKE RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD HORSE SHIT FOUR-EYES FUCKING JACK OFF BOB SAGET FUCK ASSCRACK EUROIPODS FUCKFACE DAMN SPIC ASSFACE CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FAGGOT FUCKTARD ORGASM NEGRO PORCH MONKEY CHINK PISS ARTIST DAMN SHITTY IN SACREMENT SHITTY GYPSY GOD DAMMIT FUCK NIGGER PISS DOT HEAD WALRUS SHIT WANK CHICKEN SHIT DOM DeLUISE SUGARTITS BUKKAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE ASS DAMN IT PEDOPHILIA CUNT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CAMEL JOCKEY HAIL SATAN! BULLSHIT MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF MY ASS GOD DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN SOD FUCKTARD TRANNY I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT FUCK SHITHEAD FELCHMONKEY [Insert silly non-swear here] HITLER CONDOMS SHIT BIGNOSE SHITBALLS STEVE BALLMER BALL SACK INBRED LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JAP DICKHEAD FENCE JUMPER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR POWERSHIT YOU WANKER ASSFACE 666 ASS BEAVER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKBAG and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of girraffes in which CLUSTERFUCK while reading about MICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN IT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BAD MOTHERFUCKER