Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's INCEST'FUCKBAG'SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS'TURD'WOODPECKERSHIT'FUCKFACE'FRIG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WALRUS SHIT look at the MARGARET THATCHER talk page of this GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS article for notes or discussion before FASHION BUG editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMMIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FEATURED, sudden COCKING FUCKBOROUGH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELL or DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FROG'S FAT ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONGSHOVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HUMAN RIGHTS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PORCH MONKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat RUSKIE PISS ARTIST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WEHATEMARIO utterFUCKance of socially POLESMOKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPFUCKER television programs to address CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

BOOBIES Tourette's is FUCKWIT not to be RAT'S ASS confused with AMERICA ONLINE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NEGRO random JACK OFF disorientation, culturally-MALARKY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YUKY DOODY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHE language, SUITCASE PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKFACE ASS LICKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BOLLOCKS souvenir shoppes and massive TUBA quantities POMMIE of ANAL DIABETES SHITFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A BELGIUM Polite Note to the JOHN SMILEY FACE Author:

The FEWMETS Tourette's BULLSHIT Research Institute was DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! founded to SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DYKE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKFACE article ORGASM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance VILLAGE DUMP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FRENCH TICKLER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HELLFUCKER Tourrette's sufferers DAMN swear. You can FUCKING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTTFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible ART METAL PRODUCTS thing.
• The main FEMADOM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AY-AY-AY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JAP' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FENCE JUMPER knee DICK TITS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HOLY DUMB FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JAP school for DAMNATION something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT sufferers to become RUSTY TROMBONE manically depressed and DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
• There is no PENIS cure, and the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! drugs that are available to, "calm" the AUTOFELLATIO tics often have adverse PORCUPINE'S BALLS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHINK perodol" which caused my entire FELLATIO body to go GRAPE PENIS numb and HOMO basically made it NIGGA! worse than MAMA MIA it is without the JACKASS drug.

I am an active member of a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! tourette syndrome CHRISTHUMPER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SUNSHINE the BULLSHIT public view of Tourettes as a "ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAT'S COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for HITLER "hi-jacking" your SHITBALLS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really CHAV annoys me. I am working towards a DICKFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JERRY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a JUSTIN BIEBER horrible disorder is (not) FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POO POO BLOWJOB time.

Best NICARAGUA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHUT UP, MEG!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TANK MAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing NORTH KOREA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society EUROIPODS.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. PENIS Regards to Andrew PECKERHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The ARSEBADGERS bastard who wrote this article. You can RUSKIE punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my JAP intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FEATURED Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCK and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LET'S SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 SHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ALEX TREBEK HORSE! FEATURED IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FEATURED'S HOUSE

How CC PLZ to BITCH cure POMMIE the ASSHOLE Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for DOUCHING Tourette's BUGFUCK Syndrome GRIS is SHIT following SON OF A BITCH these PENISBIRD rules MORGAN TSVANGIRAI in FALSE BENSON order:

• 1: Avoid DICKFACE immature FELCHMONKEY little DAMN IT kids,
• 2: Count to HORSE SHIT within WHORE 10 COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DONGSHOVER CUNT TAFFY nor DOUGHNUT PUNCHER talk,
• 4: Tell WALRUS SHIT yourself you AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI don't PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT have HELL this CUNTSWILLING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISSHOLE WITH NASTY SON OF A BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WOP FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FEATURED last straw FUCK!

I fucking put TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE JACKASS SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DONKEY PUNCHER the TOP OF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS THIS CHICKEN SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SUCK COCKS IN HELL! offensive. NIGGER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSCRACK people who try YOU WANKER to battle BORDER HOPPER'FUCK OFF that tight-ass CHICKEN SHIT 17-year-LAKE TITICACA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CAMEL JOCKEY it now, but someone said CAMEL JOCKEY' FROG CECIL JOHN RHODES'PEARL NECKLACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGNOG is a laughing EPIDIDYMIS matter. Plus there CHIGGER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GRINGO Uncyclopedia, there are WIKIPEDIA articles HELLFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HENTAI stuff. So CHINK that means TWAT stop getting mad at the SEMEN first part too and SHITTING DICK NIPPLES talking about the WIENER letter that it's FEWMETS mocking (what SHITHEAD letter? I don't even know what FELCHING the heck you're talking about). Adrian SEX hi self SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM even made a really GOD DAMMIT good point. "It's KRAUT nothing more NI from a head nod to a PEARL NECKLACE knee tick". TIMBER NIGGER. Which I'll add ARSE onto SMEG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NIGGER suffer that BIRD SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TENTACLE RAPE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BLISTERING BARNACLES be, because if I were a ABO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DOUCHE NAZI hilarious. If you [EXPLETIVE] Want facts, go on SEX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PUSSY be offended, don't read BLUMPKIN the freaking MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article anyway.

SCUMBUCKET ASSHOLE DICK INCEST FUCKING FUCKHEAD VAGINA BASTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FAGGOT

CLEMEN BASTARD HELLFUCKER KIKE DAMNATION DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN SHITTY PISS YOU WANKER REBECCA BLACK MALARKY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CRAPPY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JACKASS SHIT FENCE JUMPER ARSE RAPE PISS FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COON ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS CLEVELAND STEAMER BELLEND SHITTY FUCKING GOD DAMMIT PISS CHOAD POMMIE JACK OFF TAMPONS ARSE FELLATIO SCUMBUCKET FUCKBAG SHIT EAT MY SHIT! GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER JERRY POLESMOKER WILLY WONKA FUCKFACE YID SHIT BOON SCUMBUCKET SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH KRAUT FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER DILDO FUCK YOU WANKER TITTIES ARSEBADGERS EPIDIDYMIS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FRIG DUMBASS BOOBS HELL BLOWJOB I WILL END YOU! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BLOWJOB GOAT DICK YOU WANKER FELLATIO DONKEY DICK SHIT BENCH PRESS DAMN SHITCUNTING GOOK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICKWAD CLEAN DRINKING WATER NEGRO PICKANINNY MOCCASINS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CRAPMUNCHER DAMN DICKLICK HELLFIRE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRINGO HONKY BITCH TOSSER COCKSUCKER BASTARD RAPE CHALICE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PUSSY FUCK DAMMIT SPANK THE MONKEY JACK OFF FELCHING CRAPMUNCHER BALL SACK WIKIPEDIA NIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT CAMEL FUCKER DICKWAD ASSCRACK PENISFUCK PEEPEE EMO ARSE YOU WANKER HORSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER CRAPMUNCHER SHITHEAD WIENER O CANADA SOD OFF BASTARD JAP FENCE JUMPER BLISTERING BARNACLES DOUCHE SUCK MY COCK NIGGER PORCH MONKEY SOD CC PLZ I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUNT CUNT ASSHAT COMMUNIST DILDO BOON DONKEY DICK CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PUSSY FUCK OFF ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN WIKIPEDIA CHENEY YOU WANKER PISS WANKSPLAT HORSE PENIS SHITHEAD KIKE O KURWA! NEGRO CUM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DILDO JACKASS DICKLICK FUCKFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WETBACK PISSHOLE CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT POOPY BONER PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK BITCH DOUCHE NAZI BOOBS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PORCH MONKEY RANDY TRAVIS BLUMPKIN PUSSY FRENCH TICKLER FUCKFACE ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER DILDO BENCH PRESS ASSHAT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKFACE DICKFACE FLOWERS PISS ARTIST CUNTRAG ASS SHITTY WINDOWS VISTA BALL SACK WIGGER SHIT JERRY CHUFF BASTARD FU SPANG VAGINA WETBACK BUTTFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN FASHION BUG AMERICA ONLINE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN CLIT BITCH PUSSYLICKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TITS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SMEG CHOAD NEOPETS GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUCHE CHOAD KISSER SEX ABO GOATSE GYPSY ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUGFUCK FUCKFACE SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT NIGGER OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK TACO PUSSYLICKER BULLSHIT JACK OFF ASSHOLE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASS JENKEM ASS STEVE BALLMER BITCH CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD POMMIE DICKFACE QUEEF WEHATEMARIO DUMBASS DICK IN A BOX GOBSHITE BUTTFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS SHAKOPEE RAT'S COCK BIRD SHIT SHITFACE BOON CLIT CHIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT HOSER FUCKFACE GOOK CRAP ON A STICK FUCK YOU SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA FIST FUCK WIGGER MONKEY SHIT DICKFACE SHIT NIPPLES PEDOPHILIA BUKKAKE COCKSUCKER BITCH HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS HELL SHITE SHITTY BALL SACK BASTARD TITS FRITZ SHITBALLS CLIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH WIGGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD CHOAD CUNTYMINTS CUNTBUCKET GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK OFF ASSWIPE STRAWBERRY ASS CHING CHONG CHINK MINORITIES BOOBS CRAP ON A STICK PISS OFF HOMO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN BALLS WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BITCH HOMO CC PLZ PEARL NECKLACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ANUSCAKE NIPPLES POLAK ASSFACE DICKHEAD GOATSE FUCKTARD DAMNATION ASSHOLE SCROTUM SAND NIGGER WIENER BEANER BULLSHIT NIPPLES DICK TITS PISS ARTIST ARSE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU CAMEL FUCKER RAGHEAD WIENER DONKEY DICK DOUCHEBAG DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DUMBASS WIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSFACE CHRISTHUMPER REBECCA BLACK BALLS DONGSHOVER FUCK CRAP COCKSHITTER TITWANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING A PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASS LICKER I RAPE WALRUSES! MARY WHITEHOUSE POMMIE WARNER MUSIC GROUP ALF DONGSHOVER ANAL PISS ANUSCAKE ASSHOLE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHAV JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CUNTRAG FUCKWIT COON DICKWAD CHUFF HORSE SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SCROTUM MOZILLA FIREFOX BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKER YOU WANKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKHEAD POMMIE MONKEY'S UNCLE NECROPHILIA COMMUNION WAFER CHAV SHIT WANKSPLAT PISS BUTTFUCKER YUKY DOODY BULLSHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITE NIGGER TRANNY SHITCUNTING DICKLICK NECROPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI SPUNK FAGGOT HORSE PENIS BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SPUNK SHITCUNTING ASS FUCK CRAP CRAP HO SHIT ASSHOLE ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK CHICKEN FRIES BULLCRAP VAGINA DILDO INCEST NIGGER WANKSPLAT DOUCHE DAMN WANK WIGGER [expletive deleted] TENTACLE RAPE HOMO CHRISTHUMPER NIGGER INJUN CUNT WANK BOOBIES CLUSTERFUCK MALL SANTA BOLLOCKS DAMN BEANER ASSHOLE LAKE TITICACA POLAK MACACA RAPE CUNT DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA CUNT BALLS OSTRICH MY ASS DOODIE HEAD SLOPE TOTAL GOBSHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER ASSRAPING BELLEND FROG AUTOFELLATIO GENITALIA JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HENTAI FUCKTARD SHITE YOU WANKER BLESSED DAMN SAINT HORSE SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK PISSHOLE NIPPLES FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SPIC NIGNOG ASS INCEST TITTYWANK PENIS ON A STICK PRICK FUCKWIT ASSRAPING HOSER ASSCRACK WANKER BUGFUCK ASSWIPE FUCK CONDOMS SHITSLINGING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHINK MOLDY TITS AUTOFELLATIO JENKEM TWAT SHITFUCKER PRICK GOD DAMN BITCH FUCKING JUMP! SHITFUCKER BORDER HOPPER pen0r ASS RAT'S COCK ASS ASSWIPE CUNTRAG NIGNOG SHITHEAD BEAVER FUCKER MONKEY SHIT CHOAD SEX O CANADA WETBACK COCK PISS OFF TIT DIRT ASSRAPING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COON MASTURBATION BRITNEY MARGARET THATCHER BITCH SLOPE CARPET MUNCHER GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER JACKASS HAIL SATAN! BLOWJOB VAGINA SPICY CUNT FUCK MASTURBATION DOUCHING NEGRO DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWAT BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT WANKER DAGO DAMN IT TOWELHEAD NIGGER ORGASM BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS OFF DILDO CLEAN DRINKING WATER SON OF A BITCH WIENER DICKHEAD FAG FUCKTARD P'KANG DAMN CHICKEN SHIT SCROTUM FELLATIO DOUCHE REDSKIN PRICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS KNOBJOCKEY JESSE McCARTNEY SHITTY DEVELOPERS! PIG ASSFACE COCKSUCKER [EXPLETIVE] WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN IT POOPY MOZILLA FIREFOX SLOPE ASSHAT FELCHMONKEY KAFFIR BIG FOOT PRICK FUCKING JUMP! ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! PISS WIGGER POMMIE CRAPPY ARSE DAMN COON PIECE OF SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA COCKGOBLIN WANK RAT'S COCK GREASER JACKASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT TIT DIRT WOP JACKASS SHIT HO I'LL RAPE YOU CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE PISS ARTIST FALSE BENSON GYPSY SNUFF PORN FUCK QUEEF JIGGABOO KIDDY FIDDLER SHITE FUCKING DUMBASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASSHAT SHIT GOD DAMN WOP ASS PISS OFF VAGINA SHITSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU CHUFF DAMNATION BLUMPKIN WALRUS SHIT FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GO HOME AND DIE SHITPISSER TITS & DICKS DOUCHE 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MILF HORSE SHIT AY-AY-AY CUNT BELGIUM DOUCHEBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE DOG SHIT TIMBER NIGGER NIGGER ASS NIGGER FUCK BITCH BUGFUCK COCKSHITTER RHODESIA PUNANI SHITSKIN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ASSHOLE POLAK FUCKING A WANK COCKGOBLIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GENITALIA PEDOPHILIA HITLER REDEEMING VALUE BUTT PIRATE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS INBRED BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHEBAG COCKSHITTER TWAT COLGATE BASTARD FELCHING DAMN IT GRINGO FAGGOT TAMPONS MOCKIE FENCE JUMPER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANKER DOG SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL BULLSHIT JAP DUMBASS ASSHAT WIENER BASTARD VAGINA BULLSHIT COON SHITHEAD CUM CUNTSWILLING BITCH CUNT BUGGER OFF FIRECROTCH CUNT FAG SUCK A BIG DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GIVING HEAD WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER KRAUT PIG SPUNK NEGRO BITCH SPUNK SHAKOPEE MONKEY SHIT FRIG BULLCRAP FUCK HO TWISTY VAGINA HORSE SHIT PISSHOLE TURD JAP QUEEF BUTT PIRATE MOCCASINS SCUMBAG SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BONER CRAP ON A STICK SHITFACE JUMPING JESUS!!! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RUSKIE NIGGER SHITE SHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PIECE OF SHIT SEX COCK SHITTY NEGRO AMERICA ONLINE RAPE CLEVELAND STEAMER ABO SUGARTITS HO FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EAT MY SHIT! RAPE LOLCAT GO HOME AND DIE DIPSHIT DICKFACE GOD DAMN CHINK NAZI HITLER TITTIES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS EPIDIDYMIS SHITTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES BALL SACK CUNT SOD OFF FUCK OFF BALLS CRAPPY HOMO SHITSLINGING SOD OFF ASSCRACK SHITFACE COLGATE MONKEY'S UNCLE BIGNOSE GOD DAMN POKÉMON WARNER MUSIC GROUP TITTYWANK SHITTY VAGINA SEX YOGHURT CANNON GYPSY DIPSHIT DAMN FRENCH TICKLER FUCKBAG CHICKEN FRIES FUCK AOL IPs LIMEY POMMIE SHITE BITCH BASTARD BULLCRAP PUSSY ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS OFF MY ASS YUKY DOODY BONER RAPE FUCKTARD FUCKTARD SCUMBAG BITCH YOUR MOM Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PEACEFUL and with the SHITFUCKER and his SONNY BILL WILLIAMS of girraffes in which CUNT while reading about WIENER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HITLER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HELL