Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!'SAND NIGGER'ASSHAT'SHITE'DOUCHING'DAMN'BALL SACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a WANK look at the INJUN talk page of this FUCKING JUMP! article for notes or discussion before WOODPECKERSHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DIPSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder MOCCASINS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTT-HOLE or RAGHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RUSKIE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HOMO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SONNY BILL WILLIAMS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSYLICKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BATHING SUIT AREA utterFUCKance of socially GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIG television programs to address SEX Tourette's syndrome.

TAMPON IN MY ASS Tourette's is BONER not to be TITWANK confused with FUCKSTAIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SAND NIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ABO random LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASTARD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JESUS FUCKING CHRIST language, SEX and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive BUKKAKE quantities DAMN IT of ANAL DIABETES QUEEF garbage.

Darnit.

A D'OH Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The YOU WANKER Tourette's SHITE Research Institute was DAMNED TABERNACLE founded to SCROTUM.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GIVING HEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOZILLA FIREFOX article DELICIOUS CAKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INJUN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DICKLICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BELGIUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about RICK MORANIS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS ARTIST Tourrette's sufferers TITS swear. You can POLESMOKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PENIS TV, for always focusing on the ASSFACE bad side of a terrible SHITHEAD thing.
• The main SCROTUM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'VAGINA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BAD MOTHERFUCKER knee ORGASM NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is [EXPLETIVE] no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GENITALIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JOHNNY school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKHEAD sufferers to become JACK OFF manically depressed and MASTURBATION commit RUSTY TROMBONE suicide.
• There is no CRAPPY cure, and the FENCE JUMPER drugs that are available to, "calm" the TENTACLE RAPE tics often have adverse NORTH KOREA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSFACE perodol" which caused my entire CROTCH body to go FRED PHELPS numb and BENCH PRESS basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITE it is without the BULLSHIT drug.

I am an active member of a WIENER tourette syndrome WIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CRACKER the ASSFACE public view of Tourettes as a "YOU WANKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HELLFIRE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOTHERFUCKER sorry for HOT GRITS "hi-jacking" your FUCKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHIT LIKE A HORSE this that really FUDGEPACKER annoys me. I am working towards a BULLCRAP better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PAKI article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICK TITS, and making fun of a SEX horrible disorder is (not) PISS OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHIT time.

Best CUNTRAG regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BELLEND” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA IS CAPITALIST reply

As CHRISTIANITY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FIREWALLS degenerate capitalist culture in those ELECTION countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not POISON IN BABY FORMULA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. SPUNK Regards to Andrew FLYING FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The JESSE McCARTNEY bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK OFF punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JUNGLE BUNNY saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BOB SAGET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and DILDO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKSTAIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIKIPEDIA BAND WITH 4 GENITALIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOLDY TITS HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How BULLSHIT to BAT FUCK INSANE cure BOOBIES the BONER Tourette's ASSRAMMER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for SHITFUCKER Tourette's DIRTY SANCHEZ Syndrome DOG SHIT is DOG SHIT following BITCH these POMMIE rules CUNT in INBRED order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature SAND NIGGER little SEX kids,
• 2: Count to FEWMETS within GYPSY 10 DICKLICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your REDNECK RIVER CRABS SUCK TITS nor PISSHOLE talk,
• 4: Tell PORCUPINE'S BALLS yourself you CHICKEN FRIES don't FUCKWIT have SHITTING DICK NIPPLES this PEARL NECKLACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TACO WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw PUSSY!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASSCRACK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at REDEEMING VALUE the TOP OF FUCKBAG THIS FUCKHEAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be LONGCAT IS LONG offensive. SON OF A BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOBSHITE people who try SACRED to battle CUNT'SHITHEAD that tight-ass ASSCRACK 17-year-FUCKSTAIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTBUCKET it now, but someone said PENIS' SCUMBAG TOWELHEAD'DICKHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CAPTAIN CRUNCH is a laughing CUNT CRAPPER matter. Plus there MOTHERFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHOLE Uncyclopedia, there are PAKI articles DAMNATION about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TITTIES stuff. So MONKEY SHIT that means OH SHI– stop getting mad at the PEEPEE first part too and PISS talking about the HENTAI letter that it's BITCH mocking (what DOG SHIT letter? I don't even know what OH SHI– the heck you're talking about). Adrian POOPY hi self JOHN SMILEY FACE even made a really GRIS good point. "It's FAGGOT nothing more HONKY from a head nod to a BUGGER knee tick". DICKFACE. Which I'll add DOODIE HEAD onto TOURETTE'S SYNDROME saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SCRATCH! GROUNDER! suffer that JAP much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIRTY SANCHEZ it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING JUMP! be, because if I were a PISSHOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSWIPE hilarious. If you BASTARD Want facts, go on SUCK MY COCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EPIDIDYMIS be offended, don't read HORSE SHIT the freaking RAGHEAD article anyway.

VAGINA DOG SHIT ARSE FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL SHITSLINGING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GOOK HITLER

SHITCOCK OSTRICH MY ASS SHITTY GENITALIA FUCK OFF POOPY RUSKIE SUCK MY COCK CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ANAL DIABETES MONKEY BALLS CUNNILINGUS EAT MY SHIT! NAZI CONAN O'BRIAN DUMBASS UNICORNS FUCKTARD TOSSER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! PISS BUKKAKE TWAT MOLDY TITS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT FUCK OFF GRUE RAPE MOZILLA FIREFOX WOODPECKERSHIT SEX TRANNY GOAT DICK DICK IN A BOX CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NAZI INCEST CUNNILINGUS HADJI FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS HELL VAGINA YOU WANKER 666 CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN ASSBANDIT POMMIE LUV DAMN ASS FUCK DYKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITMOUSE SHITFUCKER SHITFACE THONG TASTER SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTSWILLING FUCK OFF TOTAL PEDOPHILIA FUCKING FUCKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PEARL NECKLACE RUSTY TROMBONE WALRUS SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! GOOK JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT FUCK NORTH KOREA ANUSCAKE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy GRAPE PENIS PORCH MONKEY BIRD SHIT PUNANI BEANER SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANK PISSHOLE ALF PUSSY SHITFACE DAMN IT MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE RUSTY TROMBONE DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] SEX WIENER CROTCH ASSFACE BOB SAGET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITTYWANK PISSHOLE BUTT PIRATE suck my mothers FUDGEPACKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RUSTY TROMBONE TAFFY KRAUT RAT'S ASS BUGGER GANGBANG SHITHEAD DAMNATION DAMN JIZZ SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT PRICK FUCK CUNT LAPPER PIGFUCKER CUNT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK A DUCK PISS ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BELGIUM SHIT DAMMIT BASTARD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SCROTUM SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS HELL INCEST BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH GENITALIA DICKHEAD FUCK PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! ASSWIPE LET'S SHIT FLYING FUCK SHITSKIN SHITE ORGASM WINDOWS VISTA BULLSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WOP DICKFACE SCROTUM CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SCROTUM SOAPY TITWANK BITCH ARFENHOUSE SHITE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSWIPE BLOWJOB MONKEY BALLS ASSRAPING FUCK PISS OFF CULT OF THE DEAD COW SEMEN ASSRAPING ANUSCAKE FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HOMO POLACK SHIT COCK COMMUNIST DILDO SNUFF PORN DILDO BUTT PIRATE STEVE BALLMER ASSBANDIT ABO WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK BALLS BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS FUCK ORGASM TIT DIRT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR POO POO BLOWJOB FROG'S FAT ASS HAIL SATAN! DONALD RUMSFELD ASSHAT BELGIUM SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS HELL BORDER HOPPER BITCH BUGGER POOPY JACKASS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HELL MONKEY SHIT POLAK WANK FEMADOM MACACA BALLS BOOBIES BOYCOTT VIACOM! CLIT GRINGO CUNT ANUSCAKE JACKASS YOUR MOM CUNT JACK OFF NIPPLES BUGFUCK PISSHOLE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOD DAMN SHITE SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK FUCKING A FUCK MONKEY BALLS SEMEN GANGBANG DOG FUCKER ASSFACE FUCKTARD PUNANI VAGINA HADJI SHITSKIN WOP WHORE CUNTRAG COON PORCH MONKEY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FUCKSTAIN BITCH O KURWA! DICKWAD MOLDY TITS COCKSUCKER NIPPLES BITCH MOLDY TITS PRICK CHIGGER HELLFUCKER D'OH BUGGER OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! MOTHERFUCKER NAZI CHUFF CONDOMS BOLLOCKS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITE DICKHEAD PECKERHEAD CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE SHITBALLS DAMN BITCH PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER MICK ASSBANDIT VILLAGE DUMP PORCUPINE'S BALLS MARY WHITEHOUSE PRICK NAZI HIGH WAGES FUCKING A NIGGER BELLEND ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS COCKSHITTER ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITPISSER ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN HELL TITS & DICKS CHOAD MOCCASINS DILDO SHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOTHERFUCKER ARSE NECROPHILIA WHORE ASSCRACK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFACE DAMN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PRICK ALEX TREBEK CAUCASIANS WANK NEGRO VAGINA [Insert stupid word you just made up here] POMMIE BULLSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GOD DAMMIT BITCH ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET I'LL RAPE YOU TITMOUSE GYPSY FAG SHITHEAD FELLATIO TITS & DICKS PEARL NECKLACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TOSSER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CUNT LAPPER BUTTFUCKER TITWANK KNOBJOCKEY TITS & DICKS FUCK AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD REDSKIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSFACE SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD TITS CUNT FRIG JAP 666 PENISBIRD POTTYMOUTH FUDGEPACKER [expletive deleted] MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FUCKWIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOBSHITE GANGBANG SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HIV NEGATIVE ASSCRACK TOSSER WANK ASSHAT HITLER NIGGER TUBA SHITSKIN COON ASSFACE BUNG-HOLE MALL SANTA TWAT SHITFACE TOWELHEAD JERK OFF PIGFUCKER WANK PAKI JACKASS JIZZ ASSFACE PENIS FAGGOT MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE CUM CUM SOD TITS & DICKS GRIS DAMN IT WANK NAZI DICK NIGNOG COMMUNIST DILDO SUCK MY DICK FUCKFACE BENCH PRESS DONKEY DICK DOG SHIT JACKASS JAP DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE I'LL RAPE YOU TAMPONS TWAT JERK OFF ASSFACE DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER YOU SUCK BALLS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JAP CRACKER RAT'S COCK DAGO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TRANNY BONER THONG TASTER TITTIES FUCK PRICK BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU REDSKIN FUCK BITCH WHORE TURD GOBSHITE SHITFUCKER CRAPPY BOOBS BUTT PIRATE PIGFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD suck my mothers ORGASM CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT VAGINA WANKER NIGGER GOATSE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ARSE BONG GOD DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DUMBASS DICKHEAD WANK SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! [expletive deleted] FROG'S FAT ASS GIVING HEAD BLOWJOB FLYING FUCK CONDOMS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NAZI HORSE PENIS WANKSPLAT GENITALIA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FELLATIO D'OH CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FEWMETS BLUMPKIN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH YOU WANKER GIVING HEAD FUCKFACE 666 CARPET MUNCHER DONGSHOVER PISS O CANADA BOOBIES FUCKWIT DUMBASS SHITBALLS FROG COON GRINGO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DAMN CONDOMS DONGSHOVER CLUSTERFUCK INJUN PEARL NECKLACE DAMN IT DIRTY SANCHEZ MOZILLA FIREFOX PENIS COCKSHITTER PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASS DEVELOPERS! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! TACO HOT GRITS WANK PENISPENISPENIS!!! BOOBS SHITE JACKASS SHIT BUTTFUCKER FUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! LET'S SHIT URINE-GARGLING PRICK DUMBASS THONG TASTER ORGASM MOCKIE URINE-GARGLING BOOBIES I'LL RAPE YOU I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE CUNNILINGUS BUTT PIRATE DOUCHING CHINK FRAK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PEDOPHILIA ARSE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNTING ASSCRACK WANK PECKERHEAD FUCKING A BUTT-HEAD SOD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLACK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMN DAMN SHIT LENS CRAFTERS SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN HO SHUT UP, MEG! GOD DAMN SCROTUM D'OH FUCKING JUMP! NAZI JESSE McCARTNEY SHITFUCKER MILF TACO DEMOCRACY RAPE PISS ARTIST CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GRIS COCKSUCKER BELLEND COCKSTUFFER CUNNILINGUS FRIG BUKKAKE CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS SEX WILLY WONKA BASTARD FELLATIO VOTE PENIS ON A BUN ALEX TREBEK COCKSTUFFER REBECCA BLACK SHITE DAMN DOUCHETITS NAZI BIG FOOT DOG SHIT MALARKY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BLUMPKIN TRANNY FUCKHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! BUTTFUCKER HELL SHITE FUCK BALL SACK DOUCHING FAG TEDDY BEARS COON TWISTY VAGINA PISS MOCKIE POMMIE SON OF A BITCH HOMO YOGHURT CANNON INBRED PAKI FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU CONAN O'BRIAN CARPET MUNCHER TITS CARPET MUNCHER TITS POOPOO NIGGER SLOPE DUMBASS SCUMBUCKET SUCK MY DICK SHITFACE SUCK MY DICK DUNE COON SHITE YOU WANKER PEARL NECKLACE GIVING HEAD PUSSY BITCH FASHION BUG SHITE BEAVER DICK CHICKEN [expletive deleted] HOMO DOUCHEBAG NAZI ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN POOPY GOAT DICK O CANADA SHITSLINGING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD RAGHEAD SHIT FUCK D'OH VAGINA TACO DONGSHOVER SHITCUNTING BOYCOTT VIACOM! POTTYMOUTH FUCKHEAD GRAPE PENIS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BENCH PRESS ASS NI BASTARD PEEPEE SOD SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU YOUR MOM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SPANK THE MONKEY LET'S SHIT NIGGER SHITSLINGING PEARL NECKLACE JACK ABRAMOFF BUTTFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SUGARTITS GREASER FUCKTARD TIMBER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS TITWANK BUGGER DAMN DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JIGGABOO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK INBRED ASSWIPE DONKEY DICK HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER GOAT DICK FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOAT DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON YOUR MOM QUEEF BLISTERING BARNACLES WOP CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICK BEAVER DAMN SHITTY FUCKING A MONKEY SHIT WANK SPUNK FUCKFACE BASTARD PUSSYLICKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUNTRAG ASS JACKASS CUNT NIPPLES JAP FUCKTARD FUCKING A O CANADA CUNTRAG HELL GOBSHITE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT MARCH OF FLAMES SHITSLINGING ASS FUCKWIT CRAP FIST FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YUKY DOODY FENCE JUMPER FUCK YOU SCUMBAG PUNANI I'LL RAPE YOU PISSHOLE CUM COCK ASSWIPE WIGGER TITS FUCK TITMOUSE BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER BITCH CLEMEN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COON and with the FUCK and his SNUFF PORN of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about FUCKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BALLS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SAGGY TITS