Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKSTAIN'BOOBS'FELCHING'DICK CHICKEN'ASSRAMMER'CUNT'suck my mothers Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HAIL SATAN! neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA, sudden IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or BANGKOK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TESTICLE CHOKE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GOD DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHOLE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CC PLZ by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MONKEY SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS OFF MY ASS utterFUCKance of socially POLAK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMN television programs to address DUMBASS Tourette's syndrome.

ARSE Tourette's is PUNANI not to be BULLCRAP confused with SHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying INBRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNTRAG random MARGARET THATCHER disorientation, culturally-SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COON language, BRUSH MA TEETH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HORSE SHIT MOLDY TITS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES souvenir shoppes and massive SAGGY TITS quantities WANKER of ANAL DIABETES SUCK MY DICK garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the RAT'S COCK Author:

The BIGNOSE Tourette's AMERICA ONLINE Research Institute was COCKGOBLIN founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article DELICIOUS CAKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKBAG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POMMIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SPANK THE MONKEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DEMOCRACY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can FAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NAZI TV, for always focusing on the WETBACK bad side of a terrible ASSHOLE thing.
• The main SEMEN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GENITALIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMN knee COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JUNGLE BUNNY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GYPSY school for TITTYWANK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage POMMIE sufferers to become SAMUEL L. JACKSON manically depressed and ASSCRACK commit IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD suicide.
• There is no DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT cure, and the FLAMING ASS BADGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFACE tics often have adverse POLAK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! perodol" which caused my entire HI, BILLY MAYS HERE body to go SHITCUNTING numb and ORGASM basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON drug.

I am an active member of a SON OF A BITCH tourette syndrome SHITFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the WILLY WONKA public view of Tourettes as a "DOUCHING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOG SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for BENSON SUCKS "hi-jacking" your DAGO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITTIES this that really URINE-GARGLING annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JACK OFF, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) FUCKBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WALRUS SHIT time.

Best ASSHAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GANGBANG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TANK MAN Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROTESTS in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. WOMEN'S RIGHTS Regards to Andrew FLAMEVIPER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FELLATIO bastard who wrote this article. You can SOD OFF punch him if you GOAT DICK want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HORSE SHIT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MONKEY BALLS and SAMUEL L. JACKSON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LIMEY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK OFF BAND WITH 4 BATHING SUIT AREA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A KIDDY FIDDLER HORSE! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA'S HOUSE

How SCUMBAG to NEOPETS cure NIGGER the FIRECROTCH Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTBUCKET for PISS ARTIST Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome DICKFACE is DIPSHIT following BLOWJOB these DAGO rules MASTURBATION in BATMAN & ROBIN order:

• 1: Avoid ASS immature BITCH little SPIC kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within HOLY DUMB FUCK 10 JACKASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SEMEN SHITFUCKER WALRUS SHIT nor RAT'S COCK talk,
• 4: Tell TWAT yourself you ANUSCAKE don't ASSHAT have CLUSTERFUCK this MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BOB SAGET WITH NASTY NIPPLES DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA last straw RAT'S ASS!

I fucking put SCRATCH! GROUNDER!' my comment at the TOP OF THE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL the TOP OF DAMN IT THIS PENISFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WOP offensive. SCROTUM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ANAL DIABETES people who try CUNTRAG to battle FUCKTARD'FUCKER that tight-ass COMMUNIST DILDO 17-year-[Insert silly non-swear here]—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK CHICKEN it now, but someone said GOD DAMN' PRICK DICKLICK'WOODPECKERSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOON is a laughing KIDDY FIDDLER matter. Plus there BUTT PIRATE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Uncyclopedia, there are WHORE articles CONAN O'BRIAN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching KIKE stuff. So SEX that means WANK stop getting mad at the ROSIE O'DONNELL first part too and JACK OFF talking about the JOHNNY letter that it's ARSEBADGERS mocking (what SHIT letter? I don't even know what POMMIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACKASS SHIT hi self PENISPENISPENIS!!! even made a really INBRED good point. "It's SHITBALLS nothing more FUCK OFF from a head nod to a SHITFACE knee tick". SNUFF PORN. Which I'll add HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS onto BULLSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that ASSHAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ARSEBADGERS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DUMBASS be, because if I were a SON OF A BITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BALLS hilarious. If you SHITE Want facts, go on KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMN be offended, don't read WHORE the freaking TOWELHEAD article anyway.

POLAK PRICK ASSCRACK FUCKTARD RICK MORANIS MILF JACKASS FUCKING JUMP! KIKE ARSE

CUNT BUTTFUCKER YOUR MOM IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU FROG'S FAT ASS TOSSER MARGARET THATCHER SHITE SHITSLIDE WANK BUKKAKE DUNE COON PISS ARTIST CHOAD KISSER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUGGER RAT'S COCK CHIGGER BASTARD SHITHEAD YOGHURT CANNON FUCK PISS BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FROG SHITFUCKER ARSE SHITE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSFACE SHITE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? DAMNATION REDNECK PEEPEE CHING CHONG CHINK BUTT PIRATE DISSIDENTS SEX GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS SHITCUNTING BITCH CHAV FLAMING ASS BADGER CLIT JERK OFF SEMEN CLIT PISSHOLE GRUE RAPE O CANADA ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT SHITE DICKLICK PIECE OF SHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKER ASSCRACK RAT'S ASS TOSSER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUNG-HOLE HONKY FOUR-EYES HELLFIRE FIREWALLS FELCHING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITSLINGING DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK ALEX TREBEK BATHING SUIT AREA SHITFUCKER WILLY WONKA HITLER BOB SAGET BRITNEY COCKGOBLIN HO BATHING SUIT AREA SCUMBAG FUCK BONER BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS QUEEF TITWANK BASTARD NAZI PENIS ON A BUN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BORDER HOPPER FOREIGN CURRENCY SHITE ANAL VENEREAL DISEASE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK OFF BLUMPKIN DOG FUCKER CLIT AUTOFELLATIO DILDO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT BITCH TAFFY COON ASSWIPE GANGBANG MICK MACACA PUSSY PUNANI JOHN ELWAY WIGGER BULLSHIT DICKHEAD ASSWIPE DOG FUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING RAT'S ASS FENCE JUMPER POLACK GOOK SPIC BUGGER OFF LIKE FATHER LIKE SON AUTOFELLATIO CUNT JACK OFF POTTYMOUTH TITS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNNILINGUS FUCK DUMBASS DONKEY DICK LET'S SHIT ASSCRACK STEVE BALLMER WOP SHITHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK PENISBIRD DAMMIT BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BALLS FUCKTARD JACKASS GIVING HEAD HORSE PENIS WHORE JIZZ WALRUS SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE DICKFACE HADJI BEAVER FUCKTARD NIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOATSE SEMPRINI ANUSCAKE HELL PISSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER TITS PISSHOLE FELCHING ASS LICKER ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT SHIT SHIT ASSHAT BLOWJOB SHITHEAD FELLATIO CUNT SHITCUNTING JOHN SMILEY FACE FAGGOT PRICK BELGIUM ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NECROPHILIA BONER CHIGGER JACKASS WANK PENISBIRD MARGARET THATCHER BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOATSE PISS OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! GRINGO JOHN SMILEY FACE TURD BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITTY SMEG RAT'S ASS PAKI VILLAGE DUMP HONKY SHITHEAD DILDO FUCK A DUCK ASSCRACK HORSE SHIT CUNT GOOK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK BALLS BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER POTTYMOUTH CLIT ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! O CANADA CRAP ABO FLYING FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ART METAL PRODUCTS FIST FUCK PENIS BASTARD ASSFACE AY-AY-AY NIGGER COCK ASSCRACK CLIT VENEREAL DISEASE BULLCRAP FOOTBALL DICK WETBACK POWERSHIT FUCKING A GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICK CHICKEN NAZI MOTHERFUCKER INBRED DAMN DOT HEAD CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET'S SHIT VAGINA GOD DAMN WETBACK MALARKY FUCK CAMEL FUCKER BITCH GO HOME AND DIE JUNGLE BUNNY YOUR MOM ORGASM SHIT POOPOO TACO FUCKWIT FRIG SCUMBAG I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE MOCCASINS CUNT [EXPLETIVE] POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER HO KIKE SHITCOCK DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD PIECE OF SHIT BOLLOCKS EXTRA LONG PENIS SPANK THE MONKEY POTTYMOUTH CROTCH SHITCOCK 666 PUSSYLICKER WEHATEMARIO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK RAPE CHIGGER [expletive deleted] NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK HELL BASTARD DICKFACE ASSWIPE HELL suck my mothers SNUFF PORN RAT'S ASS TACO SUCK MY DICK BUTTFUCKER O CANADA FUCK WEHATEMARIO CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE COON SPICY CUNT FUCK CHOAD KISSER BOB SAGET MONKEY SHIT TOTAL MONKEY SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PICKANINNY BEAVER TWAT INBRED FUCKWIT PIGFUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK INBRED FUCKER FEMADOM ASS ORGASM HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE suck my mothers EXTRA LONG PENIS JAP ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER CUNTYMINTS REBECCA BLACK BALL SACK ASS JERRY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE QUEEF PUNANI SAGGY TITS CUM CHOAD TAMPONS WIGGER JACK OFF FUCKING A BOOBIES TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BLOWJOB FUCK YOU SPIC WANK JOHN ELWAY BEANER MARGARET THATCHER BAT FUCK INSANE VENEREAL DISEASE WIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO BANGKOK TAIWAN HELL FROG'S FAT ASS EMO FUCKING PUSSY BITCH PRICK FUCKSTAIN WANK NIGGER ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! KNOBJOCKEY BLOWJOB WANKER EMO COCK WIGGER LAKE TITICACA DOG FUCKER RAT'S ASS ASS ASSRAPING CLUSTERFUCK BITCH AUTOFELLATIO BORDER HOPPER MOCCASINS FUCK YOU BUDDHISM GOD DAMN VAGINA ASS ASSWIPE HYPERINFLATION CRAPMUNCHER ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS ARTIST ASS HORSE PENIS WETBACK NIGGER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COCKGOBLIN SHIT SHITCUNTING SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT SPUNK TURD TOSSER SHITHEAD CONDOMS SCUMBAG WOMEN'S RIGHTS CONDOMS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHUFF COCK MASTICATION FOR THE NATION INBRED FUCKSTAIN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKER SEMEN LENS CRAFTERS HITLER MOCKIE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE INVISIBLE! FUCKING JUMP! SEX COON DOG FUCKER DAMN WALRUS SHIT FRED PHELPS MOCCASINS RUSTY TROMBONE [expletive deleted] ASS DAMN IT REDSKIN BULLSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! THIS IS A RARE SWEAR BLESSED DAMN SAINT HAIL SATAN! CUNNILINGUS DAMN SHIT TWAT CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER SHITSLINGING FUCK ARSE GOOK DONALD RUMSFELD ASS SHITFUCKER FUCK NUGGET BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS ART METAL PRODUCTS SPIC SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSFACE CLUSTERFUCK SNUFF PORN FROG'S FAT ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHOAD ANAL SEMEN GANGBANG DILDO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHOLE BONER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING JUMP! BITCH TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TIT DIRT SAND NIGGER COLGATE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOZILLA FIREFOX TITTIES WANK TAMPONS MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL YOU WANKER ASS ASSWIPE PISS OFF GOD DAMMIT BOB SAGET SEX HAIL SATAN! JUNGLE BUNNY PEEPEE ASSHOLE O KURWA! DICKFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS BULLSHIT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DICKHEAD ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER NEOPETS DILDO [expletive deleted] MOCKIE BUGGER OFF DOUCHETITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA QUEEF SOD OFF SHITHEAD CHINK BOON GOD DAMMIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! VAGINA FRENCH TICKLER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY AY-AY-AY NEGRO COLGATE DICKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DARTH VADER SHITFUCKER BUGGER DAMMIT BUGFUCK BIRD SHIT WIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FAG CUNT DAMMIT HENTAI TITS JACKASS SLOPE SHITSKIN VAGINA FUCKWIT TOTAL SCROTUM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTBUCKET BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK PUSSY GOOK HELL SHITTY WHORE BRITNEY DOUCHE NAZI FUCKFACE BATHING SUIT AREA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT SHITFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS LICKER FUCK NUGGET SEX ASSHOLE FUCK NUGGET BULLSHIT YOGHURT CANNON SHITFUCKER DAMN FUCKFACE INCEST GYPSY SEMEN FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT SHIT [EXPLETIVE] DEMOCRACY ASSCRACK FUCKTARD FUCKWIT GANGBANG PORCH MONKEY GYPSY FUCKBAG DIPSHIT CANNED QUOTE FRIG DICK CHICKEN FLYING FUCK CLEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH PRICK GOD DAMN JACKASS CHOAD KRAUT SHUT UP, MEG! QUEEF HONKY ASS SHITTY FASHION BUG RANDY TRAVIS FUCK A DUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD DICK HELLFUCKER BALLS CLUSTERFUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CHIGGER SHITHEAD ABO FROG'S FAT ASS WANK FUCK YOU BULLCRAP REBECCA BLACK DAMN ASSWIPE BELLEND HELL BUGFUCK JERK OFF COCKSUCKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS FU SPANG BEANER SHITE ASS YOU WANKER WILLY WONKA FUCKWIT DICK NIGGER ORGASM SUCK MY DICK MARCH OF FLAMES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG DUMBASS ASS PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT COON HAIL SATAN! CAMEL JOCKEY MARGARET THATCHER SNUFF PORN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASTARD DOG SHIT ASS CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE DONGSHOVER SHITE CUNT UIGURS FUCK CUNT TOSSER WALRUS SHIT GYPSY FUCKHEAD ASSFACE DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING [expletive deleted] BIRD SHIT JAP NEGRO FLYING FUCK GYPSY SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT FAG BOOBS HOSER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPFUCKER NIPPLES FUCKING A VENEREAL DISEASE TWO-INCH PENIS ASSHOLE BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING SHITCOCK GRINGO DIPSHIT BASTARD FUCKHEAD ANAL JAP DAMN IT BONER FUCK OFF JERK OFF DICK IN A BOX NINTENDOGS CHRISTHUMPER FELCHING LET'S SHIT FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY TITTYWANK REBECCA BLACK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT SPICY CUNT FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON COLGATE CUNNILINGUS FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NECROPHILIA BUTT PIRATE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING COMMUNIST DILDO DICKHEAD HELLFIRE SHITTY POMMIE ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF COCKSUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD BULLCRAP VAGINA SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX TITWANK GOATSE ASSWIPE BASTARD ORGASM HAIL SATAN! DAMN FUCK YOU NIGGER TITS FUCKTARD PISS UP MY ARSE GYPSY MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU WANK RAT'S COCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD ORGASM FUCKHEAD COCK BUGFUCK ANUSCAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOZILLA FIREFOX ASS BOOBIES MICK WANKER BRITNEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUTTFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS BUTTFUCKER BEAVER FUCKHEAD CUNT MILF DIPSHIT DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER POMMIE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA O KURWA! 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JACKSON FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FEMADOM GOD DAMN GIVING HEAD POO POO BLOWJOB DOUCHE DICKFACE DAMN CUNT ANAL BOLLOCKS GENITALIA GANGBANG RANDY TRAVIS ASSRAPING SPANK THE MONKEY SHITE WHORE LET'S SHIT DAMN CRAPMUNCHER PISS ARTIST JAP SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLUSTERFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PISS ARTIST FUCKER SHITSLINGING ASSWIPE BIRD SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GREASER FUCKSTAIN BELLEND CUNT CUNT VANITY PAGES ROCK MOZILLA FIREFOX POMMIE CUM WIGGER BASTARD BUGFUCK INBRED CUNTING ASSCRACK BIRD SHIT CUM SHITSLINGING MICK CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER HENTAI CUM ARSE MOLDY TITS BRITNEY WETBACK RAGHEAD MOCCASINS NAZI CLEMEN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JACKASS SHIT STEVE BALLMER FEWMETS YOGHURT CANNON DICKFACE GOATSE ASSCRACK CARPET MUNCHER DICKLICK GIVING HEAD BLUMPKIN TWAT BITCH CUNTRAG LET'S SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS TOSSER CHRISTHUMPER LENS CRAFTERS JACKASS FUCKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT TAMPONS PENIS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNTRAG DELICIOUS CAKE I RAPE WALRUSES! MOCCASINS RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK DAMN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BOLLOCKS SHITBALLS BUTT PIRATE FELCHMONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS CRAP ON A STICK SHIT LIKE A HORSE MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FELCHING and with the SAMUEL L. JACKSON and his IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of girraffes in which FUCK YOU while reading about RUSKIE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHOLE