Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNNILINGUS neurochemical FUCK disorder DICK IN A BOX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLUSTER FUCK, sudden MASTICATION FOR THE NATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JAP or TITS & DICKS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKSTAIN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAT'S COCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOUCHETITS HELL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially SHITFUCKER objectionable words).
SHIT Tourette's is ASSCRACK not to be DYKE confused with TAMPONS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SMEG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EMO random TITTIES disorientation, culturally-FLYING FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PIG language, DICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT ANAL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONER souvenir shoppes and massive MOLDY TITS quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI garbage.
Darnit.
A SHIT Polite Note to the SHITFUCKER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN IT article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and COON I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GOD DAMMIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LICK PUSSY .
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ROSIE O'DONNELL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Tourrette's sufferers DEVELOPERS! swear. You can DOUCHING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BASTARD TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible COCK thing.
- The main HONKY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKING A involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMNATION' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE knee FUCKER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is FRITZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBIES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK OFF school for SHIT LIKE A HORSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I RAPE WALRUSES! sufferers to become SHITE manically depressed and HELL commit BOOBIES suicide.
- There is no DICKFACE cure, and the PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISSHOLE tics often have adverse COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I WILL END YOU! perodol" which caused my entire SHITBALLS body to go SPANK THE MONKEY numb and ORGASM basically made it NIGGA! worse than YOUR MOM it is without the INJUN drug.
I am an active member of a CROTCH tourette syndrome DAMNATION association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PENIS the SHITSLINGING public view of Tourettes as a "PAKI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KIKE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BIGNOSE sorry for PORCH MONKEY "hi-jacking" your HEIL HITLER! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really POTTYMOUTH annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN IT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be D'OH, and making fun of a POOPY horrible disorder is (not) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKFACE time.
Best CRACKER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “DIRTY SANCHEZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS reply
As FREEDOM OF SPEECH Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an AAAAAAAAA! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN TOOTHPASTE countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society DEMOCRACY.
Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen
P.S. BLOWJOB Regards to Andrew CHIGGER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply
As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough MUGABE HAS AIDS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?
Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPANK THE MONKEY saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MOTHERFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine CLUSTER FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are DIPSHIT and ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with STRAWBERRY ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) POMMIE BAND WITH 4 ASSHOLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A THONG TASTER HORSE! CLUSTER FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLUSTER FUCK'S HOUSE
How SEX to DICKHEAD cure TAMPON IN MY ASS the SHITCUNTING Tourette's NIGGER TITS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment COMMUNIST DILDO for I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT Tourette's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Syndrome SUCK A BIG DICK is CUNTRAG following YOU these FUCK YOU rules PIECE OF SHIT in MARGARET THATCHER order:
- 1: Avoid CRAP ON A STICK immature PEDOPHILIA little INBRED kids,
- 2: Count to KNOBJOCKEY within RUSKIE 10 I WILL KILL YOU!seconds,
- 3: Do not open your PEEPEE MONKEY SHIT COCKSMOKER nor GOATSE talk,
- 4: Tell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST yourself you ARSE don't ALF have PISS OFF this FUCK OFF disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TAMPONS WITH NASTY HELLFIRE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOOK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the CLUSTER FUCK last straw BUGGER OFF!
I fucking put BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA' my comment at the TOP OF THE JUNGLE BUNNY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COON the TOP OF THONG TASTER THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOOK offensive. DICKWAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to JACKASS SHIT people who try FELCHMONKEY to battle TWAT'JOHNNY that tight-ass IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD 17-year-CONDOMS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKWIT it now, but someone said BOON' LENS CRAFTERS MILF'DONKEY DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK is a laughing AUTOFELLATIO matter. Plus there ASSRAPING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BOOBS Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles PROLES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching POLAK stuff. So DOUCHEBAG that means FUCKWIT stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and NIGGER TITS talking about the TOURETTE'S SYNDROME letter that it's THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE mocking (what SHITHEAD letter? I don't even know what JACK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIPSHIT hi self YOU WANKER even made a really MACACA good point. "It's PUSSY nothing more FUCK YOU from a head nod to a POLESMOKER knee tick". DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT. Which I'll add SHITFACE onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't JERK OFF suffer that BRITNEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ARSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKTARD be, because if I were a RUSKIE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BELLEND hilarious. If you GO HOME AND DIE Want facts, go on DONKEY DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCK be offended, don't read SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the freaking BOOBS article anyway.
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FELLATIO BANGKOK PENIS ON A STICK ASSCRACK BULLSHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FREE ELECTIONS FUCK SHITHEAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKWIT JERRY MARY WHITEHOUSE SEX BULLSHIT FELCHING MONKEY BALLS SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ MALARKY FUCKING A JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SUGARTITS PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S ASS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE RAPE SHITFACE POLAK P'KANG SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WANKER BUKKAKE SHITSLINGING CUNT DOT HEAD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHAKOPEE WIENER JOHNNY LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITE PENIS BELLEND BONG KAFFIR DILDO ASSRAMMER POLESMOKER FUCKHEAD TRANNY CHOAD KISSER MALARKY FUCKSTAIN NAZI KNOBJOCKEY PRICK RICK MORANIS SCROTUM DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SEX PISS OFF GINGERBREAD SEMEN TITS IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU GOOK FUCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELL TITS & DICKS ORGASM 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSHAT SEX D'OH GOD DAMMIT JERRY NIGGER DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT WOP PUSSY CUNTRAG SUCK MY COCK BOOBS FUCKFACE FALSE BENSON DAMN BASTARD MASTURBATION SHITTY MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKING GOD DAMN BONER MARGARET THATCHER FRAK DAMMIT FRITZ All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUM SHITE JESSE McCARTNEY PRICK BITCH JACKASS BOON CONDOMS RICK MORANIS PUSSYLICKER SCUMBAG ASS GREASER GRAPE PENIS POTTYMOUTH PISS DUMBASS MOCKIE POLAK WILLY WONKA PISS ARTIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOOK BULLSHIT FUCK YOU DOT HEAD SPIC FROG'S FAT ASS YID YOU WANKER FELCHMONKEY DIPSHIT DICK BUKKAKE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SPANK THE MONKEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA AY-AY-AY BANGKOK NORTH KOREA PUSSY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! INJUN WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT CLEMEN FUCKHEAD DAMN IT I WILL END YOU! FUCKING PAKI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK YOU COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK RANDY TRAVIS COON BASTARD DOUCHING FUCKHEAD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNT BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK NEGRO RAT'S ASS NIGGER TITS NIGGER NEGRO PECKERHEAD DOUCHEBAG DICK TITS HELL CLEMEN DOG FUCKER HELL ASSHOLE REDNECK ASSHAT WANK WEHATEMARIO SHIT JACKASS POMMIE LOLCAT GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HOMO CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO BITCH SHITFUCKER CHIGGER JACKASS SHIT BUGFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER D'OH EMO ASS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS ARSE LET'S SHIT MOCCASINS TITWANK TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT pen0r FUCKING FRIG FUCKER DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN FRIES MOCCASINS YOU WANKER TWAT FUDGEPACKER HITLER INBRED CANNED QUOTES PISS ARTIST NIGGER TITS BUTTFUCKER TITTIES TITTIES RAT'S ASS DUMBASS BALL SACK DICKHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TOWELHEAD DICKFACE SHITE SHITFUCKER POMMIE SHITE DOUCHING FUCKING A MACACA TOWELHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK VANDAL DOUCHING PENIS SHIT CUNT MICK MACACA FELLATIO SCUMBAG pen0r BITCH FUCK JACKASS SHIT POMMIE CUNNILINGUS FUCK NIGGER SHIT JAP ASSRAMMER TITTYWANK HOMO MARCH OF FLAMES NIPPLES JACKASS MOCCASINS BUTT PIRATE GINGERBREAD FUCKBAG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN IT SHIT SON OF A BITCH YID SHIT FUCKSTAIN BITCH DICK HOSER FUCKHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT PIRATE CLIT SPIC SPIC CRAPMUNCHER BUGGER CRAPFUCKER CUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKWIT JIGGABOO SHITSLIDE FUCKSTAIN WIGGER POMMIE CONDOMS CLUSTER FUCK DILDO HORSE SHIT CAMEL FUCKER PEDOPHILIA FOUR-EYES OSTRICH MY ASS NICARAGUA UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SPIC NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH CONAN O'BRIAN BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT BLOWJOB BITCH ARSE SHIT NIGGER DAMN FENCE JUMPER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASSRAMMER AUTOFELLATIO PUSSY TUBA DAMN HITLER BATMAN & ROBIN PUSSY NEOPETS ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT SPIC CHICKEN FRIES BITCH ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER D'OH DUMBASS BITCH TITS FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS SCROTUM BRUSH MA TEETH WEHATEMARIO SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT SHITE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE MICK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASS COLGATE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIGGER DICKHEAD BUTT-HEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNT CHINK COCKSUCKER CRAPPY FUCKING RUSKIE DAGO PECKERHEAD DICK CHICKEN CUNT CRAPPER HITLER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTBUCKET DOUCHE P'KANG PENIS PISS ARTIST RAPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NEGRO CUNT CHIGGER PRICK BITCH SEMEN FUCKTARD TAMPONS FUCK SHITFACE FUCK YOU BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK HORSE PENIS SHITBALLS BEAVER CONSENSUS TOSSER ASSCRACK DAMMIT BRUSH MA TEETH SAGGY TITS BIGNOSE 666 SHIT WIKIPEDIA BLUMPKIN FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITSLINGING FLYING FUCK SAGGY TITS FUCKER RANDY TRAVIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNTING ASSCRACK GANGBANG VENEREAL DISEASE GOATSE CHRISTHUMPER SHITSLINGING BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JAP MOCKIE DONGSHOVER DIPSHIT ORGASM JACKASS GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE CAMEL FUCKER CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST SCROTUM SHITSLINGING DUMBASS CUNT BITCH CTHULHU FHTAGN FELLATIO TWISTY VAGINA ASSFACE RAT'S ASS DICKFACE PUSSY MALARKY CHENEY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? O CANADA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFACE suck my mothers ASSRAPING FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKWIT FUCK YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX DICK SHITFACE BASTARD CUM DONKEY DICK BITCH SHITBALLS BRITNEY WOP GOD DAMN CLIT DAMMIT FLYING FUCK HELL SHITE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PRICK CONDOMS SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD JOHN ELWAY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AUTOFELLATIO ASSBANDIT SHIT HELL GOATSE DUMBASS HELL MOCKIE TITS SHITFACE FUCKWIT HORSE PENIS HADJI ASSCRACK COON CONDOMS BULLSHIT I'LL RAPE YOU THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES BONG Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FUCKING and with the TOWELHEAD and his CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR of girraffes in which DOUCHING while reading about MONKEY BALLS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See CHOAD also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- REDNECK
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is DOT HEAD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKING, it is probably because you are an INBRED JACKASS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CUNTBUCKET If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a HOLY DUMB FUCK joke loses its humour POO POO BLOWJOB when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so TACO ignorant, then you wouldn't have JIGGABOO needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy RAT'S COCK MICK COMMUNIST DILDO I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!I <3 COCK |
