Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALLS'SON OF A BITCH'BEANER'FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD'BUNG-HOLE'CUNT'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKFACE look at the NAZI talk page of this SHITCOCK article for notes or discussion before ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITTY neurochemical FUCK disorder FELLATIO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SUCK MY COCK, sudden TITS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNNILINGUS or SUCK A BIG DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIRTY SANCHEZ in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAT'S COCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOATSE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NECROPHILIA TAFFY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE utterFUCKance of socially DICK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNNILINGUS television programs to address CHENEY Tourette's syndrome.

NI Tourette's is REDNECK not to be HOT GRITS confused with DOUCHEBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TACO random WEHATEMARIO disorientation, culturally-BRITNEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CANNED QUOTE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ALF language, PRICK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HI, BILLY MAYS HERE souvenir shoppes and massive DICKFACE quantities FUCKFACE of ANAL DIABETES CUNTRAG garbage.

Darnit.

A BALLS Polite Note to the CHOLERA IS FUN! Author:

The MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's WIENER Research Institute was POOPY founded to ABO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CENSORSHIP article BIRD SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRAPPY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONKEY DICK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! .

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BITCH Tourrette's sufferers PUSSY swear. You can LOGJAMMER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKFACE TV, for always focusing on the FEMADOM bad side of a terrible DOUGHNUT PUNCHER thing.
• The main DIPSHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EMO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK A DUCK knee SCUMBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TESTICLE CHOKE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BALL SACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at [expletive deleted] school for PEEPEE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS OFF sufferers to become BATMAN & ROBIN manically depressed and SHITSKIN commit SCUMBAG suicide.
• There is no CUNTING ASSCRACK cure, and the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA drugs that are available to, "calm" the ROSES tics often have adverse TACO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICK TITS perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go FUCK YOU numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than PUSSY it is without the SONNY BILL WILLIAMS drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKWIT tourette syndrome ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIGGER the CROTCH public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKFUCKFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICKFACE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFACE sorry for INBRED "hi-jacking" your QUEEF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SON OF A BITCH this that really LAKE TITICACA annoys me. I am working towards a NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! , and making fun of a FUCKING horrible disorder is (not) BIG FOOT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCROTUM time.

Best SHAKOPEE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHICKEN SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an CENSORSHIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries FIREWALLS leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “STUDENT MOVEMENT” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew [expletive deleted] Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean UNITED KINGDOM reply

The CUNTSWILLING bastard who wrote this article. You can CLEVELAND STEAMER punch him if you DONKEY DICK want to.

As a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DUMBASS saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my BASTARD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SUCK MY COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JUNGLE BUNNY and ASSRAPING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSFACE BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD OFF HORSE! SUCK MY COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SUCK MY COCK'S HOUSE

How DICKFACE to BIRD IN THE HOUSE cure FUCK the FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CLEMEN for FUCKFACE Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome RUSTY TROMBONE is ASSHOLE following BAT FUCK INSANE these NIGNOG rules PISS ARTIST in REDSKIN order:

• 1: Avoid DAMN immature GOAT DICK little MR WINKLER IS GAY kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK within SPANK THE MONKEY 10 DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your NIGNOG SMEG CUNT nor PIG talk,
• 4: Tell PISS OFF yourself you POOPY don't FROG have SOD this THONG TASTER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SUCK MY COCK last straw DICKHEAD!

I fucking put BAD MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LET'S SHIT the TOP OF FUCK THIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be EAT MY SHIT! offensive. WANKSPLAT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NAZI people who try SHITTY to battle FUCKBAG'POLAK that tight-ass BUTT-HOLE 17-year-CUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK OFF it now, but someone said ABO' ASSHOLE WHORE'RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BLUMPKIN is a laughing GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS matter. Plus there FRIG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GRIS Uncyclopedia, there are BULLSHIT articles LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL that means JACKASS stop getting mad at the HORSE SHIT first part too and TITS talking about the PISS letter that it's BUTT PIRATE mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what EMO the heck you're talking about). Adrian EAT MY SHIT! hi self POOPY even made a really QUEEF good point. "It's MOLDY TITS nothing more WHITE POWER from a head nod to a POO POO BLOWJOB knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add INBRED onto CLIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICK CHICKEN suffer that POOPY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MAMA MIA be, because if I were a PECKERHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BALL SACK hilarious. If you RUSKIE Want facts, go on ASSCRACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TWAT be offended, don't read FUCKBAG the freaking SHITFUCKER article anyway.

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DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HORSE SHIT SHITE DUMBASS PISS ASSHAT PISS BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ LET'S SHIT ASS SMEG SHITTY BENSON SUCKS NAZI JACKASS BITCH CRAP GANGBANG PENISBIRD DAMNATION JESSE McCARTNEY INBRED WINDOWS VISTA ASSFACE CHICKEN SHIT MONKEY BALLS MARY WHITEHOUSE SPUNK MONKEY SHIT FEWMETS EARS OF CHRIST HEIL HITLER! DAMN CUNT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCKER [expletive deleted] CHRISTIANITY BUGGER REBECCA BLACK NAZI DAMN HOSER INCEST BANGKOK YOU WANKER CAMEL FUCKER WALRUS SHIT BUTT PIRATE BASTARD OH SHI– FUCKING JUMP! FUCK FRITZ NEGRO REDSKIN PEARL NECKLACE BRUSH MA TEETH BLUMPKIN POLAK TITS & DICKS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITSLINGING BLUMPKIN FUCKING A ICE CREAM SHITSLIDE TRANNY O CANADA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CROTCH PIG FUCK GYPSY QUEEF KIKE CUNNILINGUS AUTOFELLATIO FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMMIT SHITE DAMN IT FUCK A DUCK TIMBER NIGGER FUCKTARD JACKASS BASTARD CAUCASIANS RAGHEAD ASSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A CUNT COCK AMERICA ONLINE BALL SACK CROTCH BITCH INBRED GENITALIA DICKHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK FRAK DAMN CLUSTERFUCK SEX ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMMIT CLIT INJUN THONG TASTER PISS OFF ASSHAT GRIS MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY DICK HELL QUEEF PUSSY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HORSE PENIS BONG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WALRUS SHIT DONKEY DICK CUNTBUCKET BOOBS DAMN IT WINDOWS VISTA NIPPLES HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GRINGO JESSE McCARTNEY HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN COCKSTUFFER JIZZ FUCK PAKI NIGGER WANK GOD DAMN COLGATE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CARPET MUNCHER ARSE HELL POLESMOKER JACKASS WOP PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT SAND NIGGER GRINGO WANK MOCCASINS SHOOP DA WHOOP DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER SOD OFF CLEMEN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK PISS BULLSHIT SOD POOPY HUEY P. NEWTON GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD TITS DICK IN A BOX ASS FASCIST PORCUPINE'S BALLS LENS CRAFTERS MOCCASINS HELL SHITE [expletive deleted] CLUSTERFUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] QUEEF FRAK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PISS OFF CUNT FUCKFACE FUCKER PENIS ON A STICK REBECCA BLACK FUCK BOOBS GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER REDNECK TITS & DICKS SAND NIGGER BASTARD COCKSHITTER SPUNK FUCK DOUCHE NAZI MOCKIE TIMBER NIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COON SCUMBUCKET SEMEN THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE JOHNNY EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM PUNANI SHITBALLS DICKLICK NEOPETS JOHN ELWAY WANK CUNT FUCKFACE JIZZ FUCK HELLFIRE MAMA MIA I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE REBECCA BLACK ASSBANDIT CHICKEN SHIT BITCH EPIDIDYMIS HOSER FUCK BITCH CUM SHITFUCKER DOG FUCKER FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST BALLS BASTARD NIPPLES FLAMEVIPER FUCKING BASEBALL FAGGOT LET'S SHIT HOT GRITS SUGARTITS PEDOPHILIA PISS OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT TAFFY FLYING FUCK HONKY HOLY DUMB FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER CAMEL FUCKER BOLLOCKS KNOBJOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN ORGASM SHIT TURD POLESMOKER MOTHERFUCKER HAIL SATAN! HUEY P. NEWTON MAMA MIA ORGASM TOSSER FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSHOLE DICK IN A BOX BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN MACACA MOCCASINS HELLFUCKER SHITTY FUCKTARD JERK OFF Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TWAT CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD WANK GO HOME AND DIE CLUSTERFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU POLAK ARSE POLAK CROTCH SEMEN ARSE BITCH DAGO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TOSSER PISS SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT POMMIE TITMOUSE NORTH KOREA NIGGER GRINGO CUNTSWILLING PISS OFF SHITFACE SHITSKIN PEDOPHILIA SUITCASE PENIS TIT DIRT ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU ASSBANDIT PRICK WANK PIECE OF SHIT FRENCH TICKLER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHOLE FUCK YOU SMEG CHOAD WOP SHITFACE LET'S SHIT MONKEY BALLS BITCH SHUT UP, MEG! BOB SAGET GRAPE PENIS CUNT ORGASM DIPSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS WANKSPLAT REDNECK FLYING FUCK CC PLZ DESU FASHION BUG BELLEND FUCKHEAD SEX POOPOO SEMEN FEMADOM JUSTIN BIEBER JAP TURD CUNNILINGUS DOG SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA MOTHERFUCKER CUM SOD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ORGASM SHITFACE CHOAD FRAK PISS OFF MY ASS JAP VAGINA PISS OFF PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SMEG ASSHOLE TONY LA RUSSA DONKEY PUNCHER ASS FASCIST BENSON SUCKS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TURD EPIDIDYMIS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK POOPOO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PUSSY TIT DIRT TIT DIRT ASSFACE DAMN BIGNOSE WOP FEWMETS DIMETHYL GLYCOL ASSRAMMER BASTARD SACRAMENTO BONER GIVING HEAD EPIDIDYMIS WEHATEMARIO CLIT FUCKSTAIN CUNT SIGMUND FREUD SEX SCUMBAG TITS & DICKS JACKASS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FRITZ HELL BOOBS BUTT PIRATE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY FUCKHEAD FAG DAMN PEDOPHILIA SUCK MY COCK BITCH SHITSKIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSCRACK VAGINA RAGHEAD CLEMEN TOWELHEAD FUCK OFF SHIT MONKEY BALLS FRAK SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK JIGGABOO HOLY DUMB FUCK AY-AY-AY MONKEY'S UNCLE YOU WANKER REDSKIN RAPE SHIT EMO PISS OFF TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN FUCKBAG DAMMIT FUCKFUCKFUCK DICK BITCH GOBSHITE ARSE INBRED JACKASS FUCK OFF MOCKIE CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY PICKANINNY DUMBASS GOD DAMN RAGHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO DELICIOUS CAKE POO POO BLOWJOB TWAT FUCKING A WANKSPLAT RUSKIE BLISTERING BARNACLES HELLFUCKER DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKING FUCKTARD JOHNNY NIGGER WEHATEMARIO BLOWJOB COMMUNIST DILDO COCK FRED PHELPS JIZZ DICK PISS ARTIST ASSFACE SHITFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD SHITFUCKER HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DONKEY PUNCHER GANGBANG WINDOWS VISTA SHITHEAD CUNTYMINTS BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WANKER SHITFUCKER FUCK PISSHOLE EMO JOHNNY DIPSHIT MOSES MOTHERFUCKER POTTYMOUTH FUCKER CRAPFUCKER SHIT ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PUSSYLICKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SCROTUM JACKASS JUNGLE BUNNY TOSSER DUMBASS DIRTY SANCHEZ MONKEY BALLS MOCKIE FUCK YOU WOP [EXPLETIVE] 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BLUMPKIN BASTARD YOU WANKER FUCKER PICKANINNY ANAL DIABETES DILDO SEX ASS CONDOMS MICK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMMIT POOPY CUNTSWILLING ANAL FUCK PRICK POLACK SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT GRINGO I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BUTT-HEAD PECKERHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BOOBS GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WHORE COCKSTUFFER FUCKING A JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTTFUCKER DOG FUCKER BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY WETBACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKWIT DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE CHOAD DOT HEAD FUCKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BOLLOCKS CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING CROTCH ASSHAT INBRED COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BATHING SUIT AREA SOD OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHAT FUCKTARD FUCK YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE BUGFUCK ASSCRACK TWAT ASSHAT ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF SHAKOPEE FUCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSHAT QUEEF COCKSUCKER TOSSER PIG PIG BOOBS WINDOWS VISTA BEANER ASSWIPE WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUGGER OFF DOUCHETITS JACK OFF FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER PISS FUCK YOU BUGGER POMMIE FAGGOT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKING VILLAGE DUMP HITLER HONKY WEHATEMARIO DOT HEAD SCUMBAG TWISTY VAGINA SEMEN DARTH VADER RAGHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BUTTFUCKER WANKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASSCRACK STRAWBERRY ASS CRAPPY NIPPLES AMERICA ONLINE DOUCHE BITCH FUCK JOHNNY PUSSY FUCKER JACKASS SHIT SHITBALLS NECROPHILIA Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOG FUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POOPY