Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DIPSHIT'CLUSTERFUCK'PENIS'FUCK YOU'BOOBS'MALARKY'PICKANINNY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HEIL HITLER! neurochemical FUCK disorder PISSHOLE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JAP, sudden I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOCKIE or JACKASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated YOUR MOM way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may VILLAGE DUMP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SONNY BILL WILLIAMS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FALSE BENSON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS UP MY ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAPE utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITE television programs to address DONKEY PUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

HOMO Tourette's is CUNTYMINTS not to be BALL SACK confused with TENTACLE RAPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOODIE HEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK random ASS FASCIST disorientation, culturally-FUCK YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSCRACK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKWIT language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFACE JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON souvenir shoppes and massive EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA quantities ASSRAPING of ANAL DIABETES CHOAD garbage.

Darnit.

A AUTOFELLATIO Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The VAGINA Tourette's FUCK YOU Research Institute was ASS founded to ASSWIPE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article HELL funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TIT SPRINKLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NEGRO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEDOPHILIA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers AUTOFELLATIO swear. You can CRAPMUNCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame INCEST TV, for always focusing on the TURD bad side of a terrible CRAPMUNCHER thing.
• The main SHITBALLS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGNOG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTIES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JACKASS knee RECTUM RAIDER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JACK ABRAMOFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKFUCKFUCK school for TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage THONG TASTER sufferers to become DUNE COON manically depressed and FUCKHEAD commit SHITSKIN suicide.
• There is no HORSE PENIS cure, and the TITTIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANK tics often have adverse HEIL HITLER! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK OFF perodol" which caused my entire FUCKER body to go RAT'S ASS numb and DOUCHEBAG basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHICKEN FRIES it is without the DOUCHEBAG drug.

I am an active member of a ANUSCAKE tourette syndrome VENEREAL DISEASE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA the JUSTIN BIEBER public view of Tourettes as a "RECTUM RAIDER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BLUMPKIN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELL sorry for YOGHURT CANNON "hi-jacking" your ARSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really RAPE annoys me. I am working towards a IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKFUCKFUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GO HOME AND DIE, and making fun of a JIZZ horrible disorder is (not) BUTTFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SUCK MY COCK time.

Best COCKSUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOOK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As DALAI LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not RIVER CRABS SUCK occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your FIREWALLS capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen

P.S. FRITZ Regards to Andrew BUTT PIRATE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The DAMMIT bastard who wrote this article. You can CHICKEN SHIT punch him if you HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! want to.

As a FOREIGN CURRENCY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIV NEGATIVE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PRICK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my BELLEND intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine JAP Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNTSWILLING and SHITCOCK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PEARL NECKLACE BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MASTURBATION HORSE! JAP IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JAP'S HOUSE

How WIENER to PEDOPHILIA cure SUCK MY DICK the CUNNILINGUS Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CONAN O'BRIAN for NIHILISM Tourette's DAMN Syndrome ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA is JENKEM following CUNT these TAMPON IN MY ASS rules DOUCHETITS in GOD DAMMIT order:

• 1: Avoid SHITHEAD immature FENCE JUMPER little INBRED kids,
• 2: Count to DICKLICK within NECROPHILIA 10 FENCE JUMPERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WANK GREASER COMMUNIST DILDO nor PENIS ON A STICK talk,
• 4: Tell COON yourself you SHITCUNTING don't HELL have TITWANK this HELL disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOUCHE WITH NASTY AUTOFELLATIO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the JAP last straw ASSHAT!

I fucking put FUCKHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK the TOP OF GOD DAMMIT THIS BASTARD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITSKIN offensive. FLYING RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CRAPFUCKER people who try ORGASM to battle SHIT'MOLDY TITS that tight-ass WANKSPLAT 17-year-GREASER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIGGER it now, but someone said NIGNOG' WOMEN'S RIGHTS KNOBJOCKEY'HADJI on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SON OF A BITCH is a laughing COON matter. Plus there SHITSLINGING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on [EXPLETIVE] Uncyclopedia, there are CHUFF articles DICKLICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSBANDIT stuff. So CHOAD that means UIGURS stop getting mad at the BOLLOCKS first part too and MASTURBATION talking about the WALRUS SHIT letter that it's FROG'S FAT ASS mocking (what NECROPHILIA letter? I don't even know what SHITSKIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITFUCKER hi self SHITSLINGING even made a really DOUCHE good point. "It's TACO nothing more JIGGABOO from a head nod to a SUCK A BIG DICK knee tick". SCRATCH! GROUNDER!. Which I'll add ASSWIPE onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTTFUCKER suffer that DIPSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PICKANINNY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITSKIN be, because if I were a SHITHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WANKER hilarious. If you ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Want facts, go on MILF Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BENSON SUCKS be offended, don't read ASSWIPE the freaking RICK MORANIS article anyway.

KNOBJOCKEY HORSE PENIS WOP FROG HELLFIRE WOP SHITTY FUCK OFF GREASER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH

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GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITTY PISS ARTIST DICKFACE PENIS ON A BUN CLIT COCK ANUSCAKE CUNTBUCKET AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT DOG SHIT TOSSER BUGGER SPICY CUNT FUCK CONDOMS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ABO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK DICKHEAD I WILL END YOU! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! REBECCA BLACK BUKKAKE FUCK POWERSHIT INCEST PAKI BITCH KU KLUX KLAN WOODPECKERSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING PENIS FUCKING RUSKIE FUCKFACE DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER WIKIPEDIA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH VENEREAL DISEASE PISSHOLE MUGABE'S MOMMA BEANER CRAPMUNCHER HELL RAGHEAD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKWAD ASS TITWANK PUSSY DYKE DILDO WIGGER DICKLICK COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! WOP BAD MOTHERFUCKER INJUN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE CROTCH NIGGER JACKASS SHIT SHIT POMMIE GIVING HEAD WIGGER KNOBJOCKEY ASSFACE MAMA MIA PRICK HELL SHITFUCKER JOHN ELWAY DILDO WANK CLIT BASTARD PUSSY CUNT PIG NECROPHILIA MOCCASINS CLEAN DRINKING WATER BOB SAGET CHINK INBRED I WILL END YOU! FUCKHEAD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM COON FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S ASS SUCK MY COCK INBRED SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKER HELL KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH YOGHURT CANNON BITCH WALRUS SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELCHING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TWAT VILLAGE DUMP BASTARD [expletive deleted] KRAUT HELL GOD DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BUGFUCK RAGHEAD TITTIES SHITE ASSWIPE DIPSHIT ASSCRACK FUCKER ASS VENEREAL DISEASE FU SPANG SHITTY SHAKOPEE [Insert swear here] SPIC GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT CUNT SHITSLIDE ART METAL PRODUCTS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING CRAP ON A STICK HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PISSHOLE FUCKBAG BELLEND PISS OFF DOUCHEBAG SHITE FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING WIGGER SHITE SHITE LIMEY CRAPFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER RAGHEAD KIKE FROG DUNE COON CONAN O'BRIAN BITCH PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! TUBA FUCKTARD PRICK LET'S SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMN JACK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER MALARKY PENIS PUNANI ASS TAFFY FELCHING TURD MONKEY SHIT HELL FUCKTARD BELGIUM FUCK YOU JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DAMNATION SCUMBUCKET CHINK BOB SAGET JACKASS SHIT TITTIES CLIT TOWELHEAD GOAT DICK HORSE PENIS TWAT SCUMBUCKET CUNTSWILLING DARTH VADER MARCH OF FLAMES COCKSUCKER DICK CHICKEN SON OF A BITCH OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY GRINGO BUTT-HEAD CUNT NIGGER PENISBIRD SHITE MACACA MASTURBATION TWISTY VAGINA DOUCHING PUSSY WANK BITCH FEMADOM AUTOFELLATIO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLIT PISS JOHNNY NAZI HENTAI Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive 30 CASES OF PICKLES and with the YOGHURT CANNON and his FUCK of girraffes in which PISS while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CUNT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GYPSY