Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIECE OF SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder NAZI characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TESTICLE CHOKE, sudden DUMBASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WIENER or FELLATIO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCKSUCKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SCUMBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITBALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRAK utterFUCKance of socially SHITE objectionable words).
PAKI Tourette's is FUCK not to be BUTT-HEAD confused with CHINK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEAVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COON random CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM disorientation, culturally-BONER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BIRD SHIT language, FUCK OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TITS & DICKS COCKSUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive POLESMOKER quantities DELICIOUS CAKE of ANAL DIABETES DOG FUCKER garbage.
Darnit.
A REBECCA BLACK Polite Note to the MICK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MONKEY SHIT article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or STUB changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLUSTERFUCK Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of [EXPLETIVE] Tourrette's sufferers CUNT swear. You can JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DONKEY PUNCHER TV, for always focusing on the CANNED QUOTE bad side of a terrible RAGHEAD thing.
- The main PISS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FENCE JUMPER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCUMBUCKET' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FIRECROTCH knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWISTY VAGINA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAPE school for SHITSKIN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DYKE sufferers to become ORGASM manically depressed and ARSE commit LET'S SHIT suicide.
- There is no Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! cure, and the DUMBASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse THONG TASTER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go DICKWAD numb and FUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CROTCH it is without the BATHING SUIT AREA drug.
I am an active member of a GOD DAMMIT tourette syndrome ANUSCAKE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ORGASM the CAMEL FUCKER public view of Tourettes as a "PISS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YID much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DOUCHING sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your JAP entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELL this that really IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK annoys me. I am working towards a DOT HEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WHORE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PEDOPHILIA, and making fun of a BIRD SHIT horrible disorder is (not) BONG funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTTFUCKER time.
Best RAT'S ASS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “RUSTY TROMBONE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply
As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an TIENANMEN SQUARE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing TIBET right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society CENSORSHIP.
Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen
P.S. BOOBIES Regards to Andrew REDEEMING VALUE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply
As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?
Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my NIPPLES intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine TESTICLE CHOKE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKER and DICKFACE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAPE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BAND WITH 4 HOMO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! TESTICLE CHOKE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TESTICLE CHOKE'S HOUSE
How TRANNY to SAMUEL L. JACKSON cure FIST FUCK the DARTH VADER Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for DAGO Tourette's NIPPLES Syndrome SHITFACE is WIGGER following CUNT these WIENER rules SHITSLINGING in MONKEY BALLS order:
- 1: Avoid GRIS immature DOUCHEBAG little CLIT kids,
- 2: Count to ARSE within COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT 10 OH SHI–seconds,
- 3: Do not open your SUCK A BIG DICK ASSWIPE FUCKING nor CARPET MUNCHER talk,
- 4: Tell HONKY yourself you SHITFACE don't TITTIES have JACK OFF this REBECCA BLACK disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK KRAUT WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the TESTICLE CHOKE last straw FUCKING!
I fucking put ASSWIPE' my comment at the TOP OF THE PRICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BAT FUCK INSANE the TOP OF SHAKOPEE THIS POLACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ARSEBADGERS offensive. MOTHERFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK A DUCK people who try PENISBIRD to battle HITLER'GOD DAMN that tight-ass HELL 17-year-SHITE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOTHERFUCKER it now, but someone said CRAPMUNCHER' COCKSHITTER PISSHOLE'POMMIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSFACE is a laughing DILDO matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CAMEL FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are TITTYWANK articles JENKEM about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUGGER stuff. So MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE that means DICKFACE stop getting mad at the GRINGO first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the HELL letter that it's TAFFY mocking (what JACKASS letter? I don't even know what DAMN the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTT-HEAD hi self SON OF A BITCH even made a really ASSHAT good point. "It's JACKASS nothing more BLOWJOB from a head nod to a FUCKHEAD knee tick". I WILL END YOU!. Which I'll add PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRENCH TICKLER suffer that TITS & DICKS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFACE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a CLUSTERFUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DAMN hilarious. If you FUCKSTAIN Want facts, go on BALLS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMN be offended, don't read FUCKTARD the freaking STRAWBERRY ASS article anyway.
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SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NIGGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FELCHING WANK SMEG YOU WANKER SHITCUNTING HELL QUEEF MOZILLA FIREFOX FIST FUCK ASSCRACK CUNT ALEX TREBEK PICKANINNY DOUCHE FUCK YOU CHUFF GOOK DICKFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POOPY BITCH INCEST JACK OFF COCK SHITSLINGING DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FROG MAMA MIA ARSE VAGINA SEX PISSHOLE CHUFF FUCK DAMN FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER BITCH FROG FUCKBAG EXTRA LONG PENIS PEEPEE ASSFACE CUNT DOUCHEBAG FELCHING MOZILLA FIREFOX DOT HEAD SHITE MASTURBATION LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES PEEPEE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAGO FUCKTARD BUDDHISM JAP COCKGOBLIN JERK OFF DICKFACE JIZZ FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK SUCK A BIG DICK GOD DAMN WANKER QUEEF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOLLOCKS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BUKKAKE RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBS CUNT SHITTY FUCK FUCK CRAPMUNCHER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE D'OH FUCK YOU WETBACK ASS COCK REDNECK POWERSHIT PEEPEE FUCKFACE DICK MOLDY TITS TITWANK FUCKING JUMP! DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY SUGARTITS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN JERRY DICKHEAD GRINGO NIGNOG NEGRO CLIT MAMA MIA TAMPONS SHITFACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITS & DICKS DIPSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS ASSFACE CUNT FOUR-EYES ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT MILF SHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! PRICK COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT MICK BELLEND CHIGGER BALL SACK CHICKEN SHIT BALLS FUCKFACE GOD DAMN HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY BOOBIES FUCK BASTARD CRAP ON A STICK CLIT PIECE OF SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DEVELOPERS! DUNE COON DOUCHE NAZI FUCKING FUCKER BALLS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE BRITNEY CLEMEN FLYING RAT'S ASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MILF SCROTUM JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING A FOUR-EYES SCUMBAG DAMN MICK CAMEL FUCKER DAMN SHIT POLAK DICK CHICKEN HOLY DUMB FUCK HORSE SHIT BRITNEY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! CLEMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITS SOD FUCKWIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WETBACK PISS OFF BAT FUCK INSANE NORTH KOREA PEDOPHILIA CONAN O'BRIAN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOODIE HEAD CUNT ALEX TREBEK HELL REDSKIN ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS REDNECK DAMN HELLFIRE POOPY BELLEND ASSHOLE BANGKOK NIGNOG INBRED TUBA DIPSHIT WANK WANKER BASTARD POLACK MILF HOMO PEDOPHILIA DOUCHEBAG PENIS ON A STICK BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE PUSSY SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS WANK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS WIGGER SON OF A BITCH ASSHAT SEMEN BOON DUMBASS FUCKER SCROTUM ASS GOD DAMN DAMN CUNT TITWANK ASSRAPING BOOBIES CROTCH SHITE COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD JERRY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
MONKEY BALLS BIBLE BASHER POLESMOKER TIMBER NIGGER FELCHMONKEY WIENER SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TURD BALLS BOOBIES BLOWJOB BELGIUM CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE POOPOO FAGGOT DOT HEAD ASSHAT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive WANK and with the ASS and his SHIT of girraffes in which FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!
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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FASHION BUG also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS
Article written in the style of its subject This article is COCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CONDOMS subject. If you do not find it funny FUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED ASSRAPING ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SEMEN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKSTAIN joke loses its humour JAP when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DICKHEAD ignorant, then you wouldn't have RUSKIE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! POMMIE DONKEY DICK FUCKFUCKFUCK EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FEMADOM!!!!!I <3 COCK |

