Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I RAPE WALRUSES!'COON'I AM CORNHOLIO!'I'LL RAPE YOU'GOD DAMMIT'DAMN'HITLER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MONKEY SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder TAMPONS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden FUCK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLIT or 666 vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLAMING ASS BADGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated COCKSUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FLYING RAT'S ASS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken I WILL KILL YOU! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS LICKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WHITE RIGHTS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSCRACK utterFUCKance of socially HELL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BELLEND television programs to address BIGNOSE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKHEAD Tourette's is CUNTYMINTS not to be SHITCOCK confused with TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SOD random WIGGER disorientation, culturally-TOTAL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GIVING HEAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local [Insert silly non-swear here] language, ASSHAT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FRIG HITLER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUGGER souvenir shoppes and massive JERK OFF quantities ASSWIPE of ANAL DIABETES FUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A DIPSHIT Polite Note to the GOATSE Author:

The HELL Tourette's COCKSUCKER Research Institute was MOTHERFUCKER founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PEARL NECKLACE article CROTCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONKEY DICK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DOG SHIT Tourrette's sufferers JAP swear. You can FUCK A DUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TV, for always focusing on the RICK MORANIS bad side of a terrible CRAP thing.
• The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GOAT DICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JERK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SPICY CUNT FUCK knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS UP MY ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SPUNK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKHEAD school for SHITHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GENITALIA sufferers to become BEANER manically depressed and SCUMBUCKET commit CRAP suicide.
• There is no DOUGHNUT PUNCHER cure, and the SAMUEL L. JACKSON drugs that are available to, "calm" the DONGSHOVER tics often have adverse FUCK NUGGET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ARSE perodol" which caused my entire SUITCASE PENIS body to go PUSSY numb and HUEY P. NEWTON basically made it NIGGA! worse than PIGFUCKER it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a PIG tourette syndrome HELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKSTUFFER the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "CLUSTERFUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GREASER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for JOHN SMILEY FACE "hi-jacking" your COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? this that really DONKEY DICK annoys me. I am working towards a FRITZ better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DONALD RUMSFELD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE horrible disorder is (not) JACK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FAG time.

Best I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BLOWJOB” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBETAN BUDDHISM byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. WOODPECKERSHIT Regards to Andrew RAT'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHOLE punch him if you DONKEY PUNCHER want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CLEAN DRINKING WATER put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POOPOO saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JESSE McCARTNEY and FUCKWIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITTY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ANAL BAND WITH 4 BULLSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMN HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How WOODPECKERSHIT to ASSWIPE cure SHITE the ASSHAT Tourette's JOHNNY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment EMO for GANGBANG Tourette's ASS LICKER Syndrome LET'S SHIT is SON OF A BITCH following DEVELOPERS! these SHITTY rules NIGNOG in AY-AY-AY order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM little FUCKSTAIN kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within NECROPHILIA 10 ANALseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MARGARET THATCHER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WIKIPEDIA nor ASSWIPE talk,
• 4: Tell FIREWALLS yourself you 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT don't SHITFACE have FROG'S FAT ASS this HEIL HITLER! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BANGKOK WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw SHITHEAD!

I fucking put PIG' my comment at the TOP OF THE INCEST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITS the TOP OF ASS THIS FEMADOM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLEMEN offensive. GRAPE PENIS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try FUCK OFF to battle CLIT'JUNGLE BUNNY that tight-ass PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 17-year-WANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOG SHIT it now, but someone said POLAK' COCK PUSSY'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there CUNTRAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PENIS Uncyclopedia, there are BULLSHIT articles MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITTY stuff. So SCROTUM that means DYKE stop getting mad at the ASSBANDIT first part too and MICK talking about the PISS OFF letter that it's HYPERINFLATION mocking (what CHIGGER letter? I don't even know what POLESMOKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMMIT hi self WIKIPEDIA even made a really ASS good point. "It's POMMIE nothing more I'LL RAPE YOU from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". FUCK YOU. Which I'll add JACK OFF onto FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CRAPFUCKER suffer that BELGIUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLEVELAND STEAMER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOUCHE NAZI be, because if I were a MASTURBATION Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BITCH hilarious. If you ASSHAT Want facts, go on CUNNILINGUS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RICK MORANIS be offended, don't read I'LL RAPE YOU the freaking DICKHEAD article anyway.

SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUTT PIRATE AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! NIGGER TITS BULLSHIT NIPPLES JIGGABOO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HORSE PENIS

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SPUNK GOD DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN CUM FUCKFACE JIZZ SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING SHITCOCK PRICK TAFFY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BLUMPKIN CUNT MARGARET THATCHER HORSE PENIS PISS ARTIST MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOCCASINS HELL FUCKER TWAT 666 BORDER HOPPER DAMN FUCKING A AAAAAAAAA! PISS OFF WHORE DAMN PUSSY ASSCRACK ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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SHITTY SHITSLINGING SCROTUM SHITHEAD FROG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITMOUSE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE BEANER BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SHITE MARGARET THATCHER ASS BONER CUNNILINGUS GIVING HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN PAKI BASTARD ANAL DIABETES WANKER DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GIVING HEAD DOUCHING VAGINA FUCKHEAD DUMBASS PISS SPANK THE MONKEY POOPY EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITFUCKER BASTARD CUNTSWILLING COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLUSTERFUCK SHIT NIGGER DICK CHICKEN BULLCRAP ASS KAFFIR EPIDIDYMIS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM RUSTY TROMBONE GOOK SHIT HOMO BUTT PIRATE DAMN JENKEM CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WIKIPEDIA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANUSCAKE BOOBS YOU WANKER GOD DAMN CHIGGER CUNTRAG CLEMEN SPIC JOHNNY KIKE GOD DAMMIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUKKAKE NECROPHILIA SHITCOCK FUCKING JAP BULLSHIT ASSFACE SON OF A BITCH JAP MOCCASINS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CRAP DOUCHETITS ORGASM TRANNY FUCKING FUCKSTAIN COCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSWIPE PUSSY SOD OFF SHIT FUCK YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ PORCH MONKEY YUKY DOODY SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANKSPLAT MOCKIE DAMN BUGFUCK GOOK DONKEY PUNCHER FELCHING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FU SPANG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RECTUM RAIDER WIGGER DAMN IT FUCK TITS SHITCOCK INCEST WANK DOG SHIT TIT SPRINKLES TWO-INCH PENIS DONKEY DICK BULLSHIT CUNT RUSKIE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT SHITSLIDE BUGGER OFF BALLS BULLCRAP BIGNOSE DONKEY PUNCHER GRINGO DAMMIT HELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TAFFY CHRISTHUMPER DICKHEAD PISS OFF FRITZ BOOBS BITCH TOWELHEAD ASSHAT FUCK A DUCK BEANER TITTYWANK HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JESSE McCARTNEY FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH DIPSHIT GOD DAMN PISS WHORE BITCH SHIT FUCKING BUGGER OFF FU SPANG GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT CUM GYPSY MICK WHITE RIGHTS SNUFF PORN SHITCOCK TITS & DICKS GRINGO SLOPE CRACKER RAT'S ASS JACKASS FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK BITCH GOD DAMN FUCKWIT GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK ASS SHITE GOBSHITE O CANADA GOD DAMMIT JERRY FUCKWIT GOOK LOLCAT JERK OFF FUCK NUGGET CLUSTERFUCK REDSKIN NORTH KOREA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY SPUNK RAGHEAD SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD GRINGO SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BOB SAGET RAPE GOD DAMMIT FELCHMONKEY DAMN IT SHITSLINGING FUCKING A CUM BLOWJOB FUCKING HITLER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DARTH VADER O KURWA! ASS FASCIST AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CHAV CROTCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES PUSSYLICKER TRANNY PEEPEE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNTRAG and with the MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE and his PISS OFF of girraffes in which VENEREAL DISEASE while reading about TRANNY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISSHOLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• INBRED