Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DICKHEAD'FUCK YOU'NIGGER TITS'SCROTUM'SHITTY'KRAUT'SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRAPFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITCOCK, sudden ASSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BONER or PISS ARTIST vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CRAPMUNCHER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN IT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FLAMING ASS BADGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUDGEPACKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JACK OFF utterFUCKance of socially FUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITSKIN television programs to address BAT FUCK INSANE Tourette's syndrome.

BORDER HOPPER Tourette's is FUCKHEAD not to be GOD DAMN confused with FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIGFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TAFFY random PRICK disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOB SAGET language, CHINK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TWAT WIKIPEDIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive PEDOPHILIA quantities PEEPEE of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A INBRED Polite Note to the FUCKTARD Author:

The DEVELOPERS! Tourette's HEIL HITLER! Research Institute was NI founded to INBRED.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRIG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT article SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and REDSKIN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HUEY P. NEWTON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKWAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOOBS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSE Tourrette's sufferers SOD swear. You can HELL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POTTYMOUTH TV, for always focusing on the PISS bad side of a terrible COCKSUCKER thing.
• The main NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PUSSYLICKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GOD DAMMIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUDGEPACKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS FASCIST school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SPANK THE MONKEY sufferers to become POMMIE manically depressed and LIMEY commit MARY WHITEHOUSE suicide.
• There is no ASSHOLE cure, and the BALL SACK drugs that are available to, "calm" the I CAN AFFORD FOOD tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SAMUEL L. JACKSON perodol" which caused my entire ABO body to go SHIT numb and FRIG basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHUFF it is without the TOSSER drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT PIRATE tourette syndrome ROSIE O'DONNELL association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BOLLOCKS the PRICK public view of Tourettes as a "BONG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is OSTRICH MY ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [EXPLETIVE] sorry for VENEREAL DISEASE "hi-jacking" your RAPE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTT PIRATE this that really PORCUPINE'S BALLS annoys me. I am working towards a SNUFF PORN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUGGER, and making fun of a TITS horrible disorder is (not) PRICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GENITALIA time.

Best NIGGER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHITE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. MACACA Regards to Andrew TWAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The CAPTAIN CRUNCH bastard who wrote this article. You can LIMEY punch him if you ANAL DIABETES want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock LGBT RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LENS CRAFTERS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my DICKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITCOCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CRAPPY and TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRAPPY BAND WITH 4 PUSSYLICKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HELL HORSE! SHITCOCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITCOCK'S HOUSE

How NIGGER to SHIT cure SHITCUNTING the BITCH Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKBAG for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's MARY WHITEHOUSE Syndrome FLYING FUCK is BIRD SHIT following NAZI these CUNT rules SHITE in IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! order:

• 1: Avoid BUGFUCK immature PICKANINNY little DOG FUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within KIDDY FIDDLER 10 JUNGLE BUNNYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RUSKIE BIRD SHIT DEVELOPERS! nor CLUSTERFUCK talk,
• 4: Tell SHITE yourself you FUCK YOU don't FUCK have PEARL NECKLACE this MONKEY BALLS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUCHETITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITCOCK last straw PUNANI!

I fucking put CLUSTERFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE HAIL SATAN! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS OFF the TOP OF BOOBS THIS INJUN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MASTURBATION offensive. COON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FIST FUCK people who try CHICKEN SHIT to battle MAMA MIA'BUGGER that tight-ass LAKE TITICACA 17-year-GOBSHITE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find I'LL RAPE YOU it now, but someone said CUNT' CHOAD KISSER BOOBS'ASSCRACK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GANGBANG is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there RAPE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ARSEBADGERS Uncyclopedia, there are FLYING FUCK articles DICKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA stuff. So CLEVELAND STEAMER that means PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT stop getting mad at the CLEMEN first part too and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT talking about the DONKEY PUNCHER letter that it's FUCK mocking (what RUSTY TROMBONE letter? I don't even know what CUNTRAG the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOLLOCKS hi self JACKASS even made a really SHITSLIDE good point. "It's BALLS nothing more PISS OFF from a head nod to a CHUFF knee tick". FUCKFACE. Which I'll add FUCKING A onto FLYING FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT suffer that PENIS ON A STICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TWISTY VAGINA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DICK IN A BOX be, because if I were a GOD DAMMIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on VAGINA Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TOWELHEAD be offended, don't read AUTOFELLATIO the freaking INCEST article anyway.

TWISTY VAGINA TITTIES BITCH FUCKING SHITCUNTING YOU WANKER DICK CHICKEN WHORE DAMMIT WANK

FLYING RAT'S ASS TAFFY SHIT SHIT PRICK FUCKFACE TRANNY BUGGER DAMN MASTURBATION BUGFUCK ORGASM I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING FUCK WANK PISS BUNG-HOLE FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHE CONAN O'BRIAN ASS PUSSY RAGHEAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK PUSSYLICKER COCK DONKEY DICK COCK SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS FUCKING A WANK GOAT DICK AUTOFELLATIO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS LIMEY FRIG CUNT PISS FRITZ KNOBJOCKEY DESU FUCKWIT SHIT SON OF A BITCH LENS CRAFTERS SHITBALLS BIRD SHIT NEOPETS WANK SHITHEAD TAMPONS BITCH FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT EAT MY SHIT! ASSCRACK ASS SHITFUCKER DICKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO DICK PENIS PISS HELL BULLSHIT TWAT ASSFACE PIGFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER FRITZ DICKWAD WANK ALF MONKEY BALLS JOHN ELWAY I AM CORNHOLIO! POMMIE GREASER BUGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DONKEY DICK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DUMBASS FRAK SHITFACE ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HELL ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER BOOBS BASTARD RICK MORANIS FUCKING CHOAD KISSER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! RECTUM RAIDER BONER SHITTY DICK IN A BOX ASSHOLE CLIT HELL RUSKIE FUCKING CHIGGER TITTIES LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PIGFUCKER CRAP HELL FUCK TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHOOP DA WHOOP SHIT CRAPPY FIST FUCK FUCK OFF SHITBALLS DICK TITS BULLSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT SUITCASE PENIS FUCKER GRIS SUITCASE PENIS BITCH GANGBANG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFACE TIENANMEN SQUARE FUCKTARD BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER BOB SAGET SUGAR HELL GOATSE PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER CONDOMS BASTARD POLESMOKER SHITCOCK HORSE SHIT DUNE COON SHITE ORGASM BASTARD FUCKER DICKHEAD ASSFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHAV ASSCRACK TAFFY HELL BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLCRAP FUCK YOU NIGGER COON DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT TOWELHEAD SHITE CUNTRAG JACK OFF ROSIE O'DONNELL GOOK BLUMPKIN SCROTUM TURD CUNNILINGUS PISS YOGHURT CANNON PENIS ON A BUN MOZILLA FIREFOX AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS SHIT BOLLOCKS FUCK OFF CHOAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCKWIT AUTOFELLATIO DIPSHIT MOCCASINS WARNER MUSIC GROUP POOPOO FUCKWIT YUKY DOODY DOUCHETITS WANK BELGIUM ASSCRACK DICK SHITFACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHIT LIKE A HORSE CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPON IN MY ASS GOATSE FUCKER RAT'S COCK JUNGLE BUNNY ASS NEOPETS BOON FUCKTARD CUNTBUCKET CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PISS ARTIST JACKASS PRICK DYKE ASS YOU WANKER WILLY WONKA DIPSHIT PENISBIRD SAND NIGGER SAND NIGGER GOBSHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK KRAUT GOD DAMN DOUCHING FUCKING JUMP! HELL MAMA MIA FUCK HOMO HOLY DUMB FUCK NAZI LIMEY AUTOFELLATIO DAGO FLYING FUCK DAMN FELCHING SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! NIGGER GOAT DICK COCK BUGGER COCKSTUFFER MOCKIE BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKFUCKFUCK STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT SAGGY TITS DUNE COON RAGHEAD DUNE COON BITCH DAMNATION BASTARD HELLFIRE FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DELICIOUS CAKE NEOPETS DICK ASSHOLE FUCKING A O CANADA HELL NIGGER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT ABO BUKKAKE INBRED ASS CROTCH RAPE ASS SOD OFF TACO GIVING HEAD TURD JIGGABOO FAG HO YUKY DOODY DAMN GOOK BIGNOSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMN SHITE ASSHOLE FRITZ ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S COCK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WOODPECKERSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DICKFACE REDEEMING VALUE CRAP ON A STICK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK HOSER PEARL NECKLACE CHING CHONG CHINK ARSE JACKASS CHIGGER TACO POLACK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YID FUCKFACE BULLCRAP DOUCHING SHIT MOCCASINS SHITE GRINGO CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YOU FUCK BOLLOCKS DAMN CUNNILINGUS BOLLOCKS SHITFUCKER HELL POTTYMOUTH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHIT FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE CONDOMS DICKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PENIS ON A BUN CLUSTERFUCK WANK DONKEY PUNCHER JACKASS YID COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIGNOSE GOD DAMN ASSBANDIT ASS NAZI COCKSUCKER ANAL DIABETES BELLEND TWAT SCUMBAG CHIGGER JERK OFF RAT'S COCK MARGARET THATCHER HO FUDGEPACKER FUCK YOU TONY LA RUSSA IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA DOUCHING SCROTUM BELLEND WANKSPLAT BASTARD BOOBS FUCKER CC PLZ POMMIE ARSEBADGERS CAMEL FUCKER FUCK YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCKGOBLIN D'OH WANK PUNANI DONKEY PUNCHER CAUCASIANS ASSBANDIT BEANER MICK SHITTY CHOAD SAMUEL L. 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PUSSY SHITHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK GOD DAMMIT PISS MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAMMER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAT'S COCK DOUCHING ORANGE TURTLE FUCK YOU RIGHTS GANGBANG CLEMEN FUCKER SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CHINK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM KNOBJOCKEY TWISTY VAGINA FLYING FUCK ASS LICKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER ANAL DIABETES BORDER HOPPER DAMN COCKSMOKER POWERSHIT ASS CUNT ASSHOLE PISS TOWELHEAD ASSHAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FELLATIO TWO-INCH PENIS RAT'S ASS DAMN IT COCKSHITTER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING JUMP! ASS CUNT ARSE SHITTY BULLCRAP GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SOD OFF BELGIUM COCKSTUFFER FUCKING JUMP! EXTRA LONG PENIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NIPPLES FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG OLD CHRIST OF A GOATSE BIG FOOT SHITBALLS PISS OFF TIT DIRT HO MONKEY SHIT WANKSPLAT O CANADA DOUCHETITS BULLSHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT RAT'S ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NORTH KOREA CHINK SHIT ASSHAT PENISPENISPENIS!!! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPPY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ANUSCAKE WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANK FOUR-EYES BUGFUCK CRAPPY DOUCHE I RAPE WALRUSES! PRICK SLOPE DAGO HATE HATE HAT YOU WANKER CUNTBUCKET FUCKING FUCKING 666 DICK IN A BOX RANDY TRAVIS DICKFACE TURD BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER BITCH BOOBS CUNT BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE FLYING FUCK FEMADOM CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] DARTH VADER SPUNK DICKLICK ASS ARSE KRAUT ICE CREAM ASS STEVE BALLMER BOOBS TITTIES PENISFUCK PISS TOWELHEAD DYKE COCKSUCKER BALL SACK BUGGER OFF CARPET MUNCHER DONKEY DICK ORGASM FIRECROTCH BOOBS FUCKSTAIN POMMIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TURD OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA TESTICLE CHOKE DICKHEAD COON BUTT PIRATE WANK NIGGER FELLATIO BALL SACK THONG TASTER GO COUNT YOUR DICK SOD OFF MARGARET THATCHER DAMN DICKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES GRINGO PISS ARTIST DAMN DAMN WANK DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE MAMA MIA NECROPHILIA HORSE SHIT CUNT CRAPPER FUCKFACE ANAL GOATSE CAMEL JOCKEY DICKHEAD BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BALLS RAPE PICKANINNY OSTRICH MY ASS HOMO ASS DONKEY PUNCHER TACO SEX FRIG BIGNOSE CUNTRAG ABO BUTT PIRATE DAGO GOOK CUNT NECROPHILIA FUCKING INCEST ASSHOLE WANK WIENER HO JACKASS SHIT NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS FRITZ DEVELOPERS! PEDOPHILIA SHITHEAD CUNT LAPPER DOG FUCKER DAMN WANKER CONDOMS EMO SCROTUM SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK TWAT DICKFACE FUCKER CHINK TIMBER NIGGER CRAPPY FUCKSTAIN DAMN SHITHEAD GOBSHITE BASTARD O KURWA! PISS OFF BASTARD WANK BLUMPKIN CUNNILINGUS PENIS ON A STICK TAMPONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITSLINGING SHITBALLS CHRISTHUMPER BALL SACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHENEY CRAP ON A STICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM YOU WANKER MOCCASINS AUTOFELLATIO BITCH AUTOFELLATIO FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER NI MARCH OF FLAMES GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER NAZI FUCKWIT JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CROTCH POLAK ASSRAPING BLUMPKIN BITCH DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL GOD DAMMIT DAMN SHIT SEX OH SHI– WOODPECKERSHIT BULLSHIT DOG SHIT NIPPLES GANGBANG SCUMBAG WALRUS SHIT ASSHAT SCUMBAG SHIT WEHATEMARIO GANGBANG JACK ABRAMOFF ASSHOLE BULLSHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMN IT ASS CUNT FIRECROTCH SHITBALLS BOYCOTT VIACOM! MOCKIE I RAPE WALRUSES! FROG SCROTUM INBRED HELLFIRE ROSIE O'DONNELL YOGHURT CANNON POLESMOKER SHITCUNTING TITTYWANK BANGKOK SON OF A BITCH PORCH MONKEY PEDOPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOG FUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK DAMMIT SCROTUM BASTARD DONALD RUMSFELD DAMN CUM PISS ARTIST FIST FUCK TURD PEEPEE RAT'S ASS FUCK DIPSHIT FELCHING DONKEY DICK COMMUNIST DILDO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS ARTIST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKHEAD GOD DAMN DYKE ASSFACE SHITSKIN JUSTIN BIEBER VAGINA I RAPE WALRUSES! ASS LICKER CHOAD DICK CHICKEN ASSRAMMER PISSHOLE BORDER HOPPER WIGGER BONER GENITALIA HELL PISS OFF HITLER TITS CUNTYMINTS IT'S OVER 9000! ASSWIPE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SEX TOWELHEAD TWAT ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF SHIT LET'S SHIT SHITE DAMN JACKASS CUNT SHIT POTTYMOUTH SCUMBAG DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS DAMN REDSKIN PUSSY TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK HOMO VENEREAL DISEASE ABO FUCK OFF DONGSHOVER ORGASM FAG TWAT BLOWJOB TITS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ANAL BITCH WIGGER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BUKKAKE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TWISTY VAGINA MILF FUCKING A BLOWJOB ASS FEWMETS JOHN ELWAY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES COON GRINGO WETBACK DICKHEAD QUEEF HELL URINE-GARGLING RICK MORANIS SHITHEAD SAND NIGGER TOSSER JIGGABOO KAFFIR RAT'S COCK CUNTYMINTS CRACKER DOUCHE NAZI KRAUT HITLER JACKASS SHIT CUNNILINGUS JIZZ BITCH HORSE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PEEPEE SPICY CUNT FUCK BULLSHIT BUGGER NIGGER ARFENHOUSE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHIGGER DONKEY DICK MOCCASINS ASS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELL WANKER FRIG CONDOMS BLOWJOB FUCK YOU DOM DeLUISE BENCH PRESS FRED PHELPS SHIT FUCKBAG FUCK OFF FUCKTARD SHIT CHICKEN FRIES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITHEAD GOBSHITE GOAT DICK JAP MALARKY TURD DAGO CHRISTHUMPER SCUMBUCKET COON GARBAGE DAY! CUNTSWILLING PRICK PISS OFF FAGGOT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI [EXPLETIVE] GOBSHITE LAKE TITICACA BALL SACK FUCKING BASEBALL DICK IN A BOX FRAK PISS CLUSTERFUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POMMIE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS OFF [expletive deleted] SHIT COCKSUCKER SHITE SHITFUCKER PICKANINNY PENIS ON A STICK VENEREAL DISEASE JERRY LET'S SHIT SHITE CONDOMS BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD CUNT JIZZ DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU RECTUM RAIDER O KURWA! ANAL DONKEY DICK DICK FROG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CLIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM KRAUT FAG NEGRO HELL CUM FROG DICK DAMN POMMIE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HORSE SHIT INCEST WANK BAT FUCK INSANE JOHN ELWAY CONDOMS DONKEY DICK JACKASS ASS WOODPECKERSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RUSTY TROMBONE ASSWIPE FUCKFACE FELLATIO DICK SHITCOCK HELL NAZI JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TITS INBRED PUNANI BASTARD KAFFIR CRAPPY AMERICA ONLINE WARNER MUSIC GROUP CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CRAPMUNCHER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! INBRED FUCKWIT ASSFACE FUCKBAG POLESMOKER DOG FUCKER CUNT FLYING FUCK BALL SACK BELGIUM CUNT MARGARET THATCHER BALLS JACK OFF BONER CUNT CUNT TITS PENIS ASSHAT JACK ABRAMOFF NAZI FUCKER PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT FUCK CUNNILINGUS NIGNOG BIGNOSE WIKIPEDIA NIGGER DAMN IT ASS DAMN ASS LICKER CHICKEN FRIES FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCK OFF NIGGER VAGINA NIGGER BUKKAKE DOUCHEBAG BULLCRAP NIGGER SHITFUCKER SEX SHIT TITWANK WANK JENKEM BASTARD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HELL and with the TOURETTE'S IS FUN and his CUNTING ASSCRACK of girraffes in which FROG while reading about IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SONNY BILL WILLIAMS