Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WINDOWS VISTA'FUCKING'WHORE'PISS ARTIST'PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM'LIKE FATHER LIKE SON'ASS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a TITTYWANK look at the GANGBANG talk page of this RAT'S COCK article for notes or discussion before BITCH editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MACACA neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS UP MY ARSE, sudden DOUCHEBAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUGGER OFF or CONAN O'BRIAN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUCK COCKS IN HELL! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WALRUS SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOAT DICK AMERICA'S GREAT! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKTARD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BEAVER television programs to address DOG SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

NEGRO Tourette's is FLYING FUCK not to be PENISFUCK confused with FUCKFACE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSHOLE random TRANNY disorientation, culturally-HO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SCUMBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local OH SHI– language, PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK YOU POMMIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSHOLE souvenir shoppes and massive PISS OFF quantities FELCHING of ANAL DIABETES FROG garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the SAND NIGGER Author:

The HELL Tourette's JAP Research Institute was [expletive deleted] founded to BALL SACK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PUSSY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHOAD Tourrette's sufferers TAFFY swear. You can WANK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKSTAIN TV, for always focusing on the FUCKING BASEBALL bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
• The main CUNNILINGUS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JACK OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FEMADOM' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCK knee BULLSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CRAPPY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELLFIRE school for BAD MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage pen0r sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit pen0r suicide.
• There is no CHOAD cure, and the LAKE TITICACA drugs that are available to, "calm" the BITCH tics often have adverse POOPY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna QUEEF perodol" which caused my entire MONKEY SHIT body to go DOUCHE numb and BOOBS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FIRECROTCH it is without the HONKY drug.

I am an active member of a COON tourette syndrome URINE-GARGLING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HO the GANGBANG public view of Tourettes as a "DICKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUCK COCKS IN HELL! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAGO sorry for FUCK YOU "hi-jacking" your SUCK MY COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like [Insert yet another person's name here] this that really I'LL RAPE YOU annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SAND NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMMIT, and making fun of a [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] horrible disorder is (not) FUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ART METAL PRODUCTS time.

Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “LIMEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN BABY FORMULA in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. SNUFF PORN Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The AUTOFELLATIO bastard who wrote this article. You can POWERSHIT punch him if you SHITFACE want to.

As a CECIL JOHN RHODES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HIV NEGATIVE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my MONKEY SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS UP MY ARSE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CONAN O'BRIAN and PUSSYLICKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ORGASM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HITLER BAND WITH 4 ASSCRACK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLUSTERFUCK HORSE! PISS UP MY ARSE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS UP MY ARSE'S HOUSE

How POLACK to DILDO cure BUKKAKE the FAGGOT Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING FUCKFUCKER for CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's HITLER Syndrome TOSSER is MOTHERFUCKER following POMMIE these POMMIE rules DOUCHE in COCK order:

• 1: Avoid CHRISTHUMPER immature SHAKOPEE little CUNT kids,
• 2: Count to FUDGEPACKER within JERK OFF 10 GIVING HEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your URINE-GARGLING RAT'S COCK HO nor WALRUS SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell COCKSMOKER yourself you FASHION BUG don't DOG SHIT have CHOAD this DICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHIT WITH NASTY CUNNILINGUS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS UP MY ARSE last straw I AM CORNHOLIO!!

I fucking put TUBA' my comment at the TOP OF THE EMO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at COCKGOBLIN the TOP OF JERRY THIS LOLCAT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITTY offensive. JACKASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS people who try CUNT to battle SHITTY'OSTRICH MY ASS that tight-ass MOZILLA FIREFOX 17-year-KU KLUX KLAN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUCK COCKS IN HELL! it now, but someone said PISS ARTIST' CUNT FUCKING A'WOODPECKERSHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLIT is a laughing OH SHI– matter. Plus there RUSKIE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DONKEY PUNCHER Uncyclopedia, there are RUSKIE articles FRAK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching INCEST stuff. So FUCK that means NAZI stop getting mad at the ASSCRACK first part too and HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS talking about the CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST letter that it's SCROTUM mocking (what BALLS letter? I don't even know what FLYING RAT'S ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKHEAD hi self MASTURBATION even made a really JACKASS good point. "It's PUSSY nothing more BONER from a head nod to a CONAN O'BRIAN knee tick". MICK. Which I'll add JACK OFF onto SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITWANK suffer that SHITHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKWIT be, because if I were a COLGATE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article VENEREAL DISEASE hilarious. If you JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK Want facts, go on DIRTY SANCHEZ Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SEX be offended, don't read GRAPE PENIS the freaking LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS article anyway.

SHITHEAD WIENER DICKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS HELL ASSHAT WANK DAMN NORTH KOREA

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DOG SHIT SPUNK HELLFIRE INBRED JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CANNED QUOTES CUNT GOD DAMMIT WANK FUCKING A FUCKWIT BITCH WANKSPLAT COCKSUCKER PAKI FUCKING ART METAL PRODUCTS suck my mothers INJUN BASTARD FAG MOCKIE FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK CAMEL FUCKER BIGNOSE WOODPECKERSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASSFACE FEMADOM THONG TASTER WANK CLEMEN STEVE BALLMER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT BLOWJOB CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER BANGKOK BUTT-HOLE CONDOMS DARTH VADER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS UP MY ARSE HELL DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PUSSYLICKER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ARSEBADGERS SHITSLINGING GRIS HATE HATE HAT DUMBASS FAGGOT COLGATE TAMPONS DICKHEAD PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES SHITFACE TACO BELLEND ROSIE O'DONNELL pen0r GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES [EXPLETIVE] GIVING HEAD DONKEY DICK ASS INCEST JESSE McCARTNEY PUNANI JAP GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT STEVE BALLMER NIGGER PISS BIGNOSE PRICK CUNTBUCKET BLOWJOB SUITCASE PENIS TRANNY DICKFACE HONKY MOCCASINS PORCH MONKEY BUGGER JERK OFF DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT EAT MY SHIT! MICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON BULLCRAP DAGO MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH O CANADA CRACKER CLEVELAND STEAMER PICKANINNY SHITFUCKER O KURWA! BELLEND PAKI CAMEL FUCKER TITS YOUR MOM FUCK YOU BIRD IN THE HOUSE JERK OFF REDNECK TAFFY TIMBER NIGGER BEAVER JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH SAND NIGGER FAGGOT NICARAGUA CLIT GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER CLEMEN FUCK OFF REDNECK COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE TIMBER NIGGER STEVE BALLMER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CRAPPY COCKSMOKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNT ANAL TACO LET'S SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON PRICK CHIGGER BUTT-HEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TWAT DOUCHE NAZI I AM CORNHOLIO! 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JACKSON PISSHOLE BUGGER OFF FUCKWIT BUGGER OFF HELLFIRE ASSWIPE TWO-INCH PENIS BOB SAGET SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK MY COCK CLIT PISSHOLE HEIL HITLER! BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITHEAD TIMBER NIGGER RUSKIE NI RANDY TRAVIS ARSE GOD DAMN GOOK D'OH FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD ASSWIPE GIVING HEAD GOATSE DICKFACE CONAN O'BRIAN FROG'S FAT ASS THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCKING DONKEY DICK SEMEN GRAPE PENIS WANK TITTYWANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIST FUCK JIGGABOO MALARKY RUSKIE ASS ASSFACE BOOBIES SPIC FUCK OFF ASSHAT YOU WANKER PISSHOLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TAFFY ORGASM DICKHEAD AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER FUCK BLUMPKIN DAMN IT PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER ASSWIPE FUCKFACE MALARKY TOTAL ASS COCKGOBLIN FOUR-EYES BUGFUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHOAD ASSFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCKSMOKER PENISFUCK INBRED BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN GOAT DICK FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER WETBACK WIENER PENIS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CUNT MOZILLA FIREFOX WOODPECKERSHIT WANKER FUCK OFF CLEMEN DIPSHIT MASTURBATION BORDER HOPPER SHITHEAD POOPY SHITPISSER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKSTAIN IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! FUCKTARD HO FIST FUCK TITS NIPPLES VILLAGE DUMP WIKIPEDIA HELL PUNANI DAMN ANUSCAKE FEWMETS DOG SHIT RANDY TRAVIS YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS DAMN PENIS PUSSY [expletive deleted] JERRY NAZI CHINK HOSER JERRY BOOBS FELLATIO HONKY CUNT TRANNY SAGGY TITS FENCE JUMPER HONKY FELLATIO DEVELOPERS! JACKASS SHIT BORDER HOPPER P'KANG FUCKFACE I WILL END YOU! BITCH FUCKWIT DICKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ORGASM BUTT-HEAD GOATSE PISS ARTIST PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE POLACK SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING RAT'S ASS TITS GOAT DICK WANKSPLAT SHITFACE FUCK OFF COCKSHITTER ASSHAT CONAN O'BRIAN RUSKIE YOU WANKER SHIT FUCKER HELL FUCKING A TWAT HAIL SATAN! MICK PEDOPHILIA DOG FUCKER SHITSLINGING SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE POLESMOKER ORGASM INBRED CUNT HOMO ASSWIPE POLACK JACKASS FUCK CRAPFUCKER HENTAI TURD HELL SHITFUCKER CUNT RECTUM RAIDER CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD DESU CANNED QUOTE BONER VAGINA NIGNOG PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING DAMN IT DOUCHETITS FRED PHELPS CHIGGER SHITE MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT TITTIES HORSE SHIT COCKSUCKER BUKKAKE CRAPMUNCHER TAMPON IN MY ASS SUCK MY COCK BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK TONY LA RUSSA PENIS CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST PORCH MONKEY YOU WANKER DICK COCK ASSRAMMER TITTIES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SCROTUM DAGO SHITE NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS PISSHOLE BANGKOK NAZI BATHING SUIT AREA GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH POLAK BALL SACK JERRY FUCKING REDNECK BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK KRAUT SOD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GOVERNMENT FILTERS FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUGGER CUNT BALL SACK FUCK YOU THONG TASTER NIGGER JERRY CHOAD JOHNNY CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUGGER ANUSCAKE DIPSHIT ASS ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! BLOWJOB BITCH ASSWIPE MASTURBATION NORTH KOREA BOB SAGET MOLDY TITS COCKSUCKER FUCKER TWAT FELLATIO ARSE AAAAAAAAA! FUCKSTAIN HO ASSFACE PIGFUCKER [Insert swear here] SCROTUM DICKLICK FUCKFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK BITCH MASTURBATION SHITHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL VAGINA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHING ASSHAT ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKFACE SHIT SHITHEAD NAZI BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO CLIT GOAT DICK FUCKSTAIN HEIL HITLER! ARSE MICK FROG'S FAT ASS DAGO GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU DAMN POMMIE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink EPIDIDYMIS BOOBS SHITFUCKER SHIT FUCKSTAIN BEANER DONKEY DICK FUCKFACE TRANNY FUCKTARD POMMIE HOT GRITS FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK NIGNOG BIGNOSE SUCK MY DICK ASSWIPE DILDO MARGARET THATCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

NIGGER JACK ABRAMOFF TAMPONS WANKER DAMMIT TOSSER NIPPLES FUCK OFF PENIS GOOGLE D'OH BUGGER OFF ASSWIPE GOOK ASSFACE BALLS TEDDY BEARS MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD HELL CRAPPY BUKKAKE YUKY DOODY MAMA MIA SHIT SUGARTITS RECTUM RAIDER GRINGO ART METAL PRODUCTS GANGBANG NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK TOSSER CANNED QUOTE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAGO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITFUCKER NECROPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS BUKKAKE FUCK SHIT POMMIE CHENEY DUNE COON DOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE BITCH WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH BOLLOCKS SPUNK NECROPHILIA Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE and with the KIDDY FIDDLER and his POMMIE of girraffes in which SHITFACE while reading about WOODPECKERSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK YOU