Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMN, sudden DYKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOZILLA FIREFOX or JAP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLEVELAND STEAMER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ABO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POMMIE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS FUCKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially PAKI objectionable words).
suck my mothers Tourette's is MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE not to be ASSHOLE confused with ANAL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JOHNNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! random DOUCHE NAZI disorientation, culturally-GOD DAMN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAT'S COCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PRICK language, JIZZ and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE CHIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FAG souvenir shoppes and massive TITS & DICKS quantities YOUR MOM of ANAL DIABETES SHITSLINGING garbage.
Darnit.
A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Polite Note to the POLESMOKER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKWIT article SOD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPUNK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOUCHE NAZI changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FRITZ.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ANAL Tourrette's sufferers WIGGER swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TV, for always focusing on the SHITCUNTING bad side of a terrible BUTTFUCKER thing.
- The main BUGGER OFF symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOMO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MOTHERFUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HITLER knee COCKSMOKER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is BELLEND no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIRTY SANCHEZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHE school for TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SON OF A BITCH sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and FUCKSTAIN commit DILDO suicide.
- There is no TITS & DICKS cure, and the BUNG-HOLE drugs that are available to, "calm" the REDSKIN tics often have adverse I WILL END YOU! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIKIPEDIA perodol" which caused my entire FROG'S FAT ASS body to go SLOPE numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than CLUSTERFUCK it is without the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT drug.
I am an active member of a WETBACK tourette syndrome DICKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFUCKER the SEX public view of Tourettes as a "PISS ARTIST swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am CHICKEN FRIES sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKER this that really SPIC annoys me. I am working towards a RAT'S COCK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a DALAI LAMA horrible disorder is (not) NORTH KOREA funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSWIPE time.
Best POLESMOKER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “DAMN IT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply
As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an WIKIPEDIA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society MINORITIES.
Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen
P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply
As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MILF saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my TITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine GOD DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are TOSSER and YOGHURT CANNON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FASHION BUG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HONKY BAND WITH 4 CHING CHONG CHINK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK OFF HORSE! GOD DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMN'S HOUSE
How HENTAI to JUNGLE BUNNY cure NEOPETS the SUCK MY COCK Tourette's BRUSH MA TEETH Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment TAMPONS for FUCK OFF Tourette's GOD DAMN Syndrome RAGHEAD is DUMBASS following FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK these FUCK NUGGET rules WOP in MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS order:
- 1: Avoid SPANK THE MONKEY immature SPANK THE MONKEY little JACKASS SHIT kids,
- 2: Count to TOWELHEAD within CRAP 10 SHITTYseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FUCKTARD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DILDO nor POOPY talk,
- 4: Tell SHIT yourself you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS don't RAGHEAD have WALRUS SHIT this FUCKSTAIN disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY BALL SACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCKSMOKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the GOD DAMN last straw I WILL KILL YOU!!
I fucking put COCKSUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE SUCK A BIG DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKWIT the TOP OF CLEMEN THIS CLUSTERFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHUFF offensive. PIGFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIGGER people who try CHOAD KISSER to battle CLUSTERFUCK'BITCH that tight-ass FUCKBAG 17-year-PISS OFF MY ASS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAFFY it now, but someone said PISS' ANAL BITCH'DUMBASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing CHUFF matter. Plus there ABO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACK ABRAMOFF Uncyclopedia, there are HADJI articles TOSSER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SON OF A BITCH stuff. So HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS that means SHITFACE stop getting mad at the SHITBALLS first part too and BITCH talking about the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! letter that it's BOYCOTT VIACOM! mocking (what ANUSCAKE letter? I don't even know what BUGFUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian PAKI hi self ABO even made a really SHIT good point. "It's EUROIPODS nothing more FREE ELECTIONS from a head nod to a BULLSHIT knee tick". POMMIE. Which I'll add DOUCHEBAG onto Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that CLIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIGNOG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUGGER be, because if I were a DICKLICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKER hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKER be offended, don't read JOHNNY the freaking CUNT article anyway.
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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SEMEN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy JOHN ELWAY SPIC RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK FUCKFACE NICARAGUA CUNT HOSER NIGGER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TUBA FUCKER WANK BULLSHIT FUCK DAGO JIZZ PIECE OF SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS JACKASS HELLFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKING A SHAKOPEE FAGGOT FUDGEPACKER ASSHOLE CUNT MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD YID BASTARD ASSCRACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TWAT PENIS NICARAGUA GO HOME AND DIE JAP FUCKER FUCKHEAD DAMN IT GREASER JERK OFF CUNTBUCKET POLAK NIGNOG GOD DAMN ASSWIPE TOSSER FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING CHENEY OH SHI– CUNT PECKERHEAD FLYING FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE KAFFIR HONKY POWERSHIT COON ARSE LENS CRAFTERS SHIT WOP SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK BUKKAKE CLIT BLISTERING BARNACLES YOU WANKER POMMIE DICKHEAD DAMMIT SHITTY CHINK CAMEL FUCKER POLAK CLEMEN Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive FELCHING and with the FUCK and his DAMMIT of girraffes in which SCUMBAG while reading about MONKEY SHIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See ASSHOLE also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DUMBASS
Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHITSLINGING funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DICK CHICKEN subject. If you do not find it funny CHOAD KISSER, it is probably because you are an INBRED WANK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CLIT joke loses its humour FROG when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CLIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have CONAN O'BRIAN needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FELCHMONKEY MICK JOHNNY BUNG-HOLE BUTTFUCKER!!!!!I <3 COCK |

