Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKSTAIN neurochemical FUCK disorder SPUNK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here], sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MALARKY or HEIL HITLER! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CUNT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BASTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HADJI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA LAKE TITICACA words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITSLINGING BONER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK utterFUCKance of socially HUMAN RIGHTS objectionable words).
ASSWIPE Tourette's is DOUCHE not to be BITCH confused with PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S COCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JERRY random FUCKSTAIN disorientation, culturally-COMMUNION WAFER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JERK OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFUCKER language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MONKEY SHIT GOD DAMMIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITFACE souvenir shoppes and massive MOZILLA FIREFOX quantities BATHING SUIT AREA of ANAL DIABETES WETBACK garbage.
Darnit.
A ANAL DIABETES Polite Note to the SUCK MY DICK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FOUR-EYES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PENIS article FUCKSTAIN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GRINGO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance LIKE FATHER LIKE SON.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TOWELHEAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers STUDENT MOVEMENT swear. You can SON OF A BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ABO TV, for always focusing on the THONG TASTER bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
- The main FUCKFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICK CHICKEN knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUMBASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PEDOPHILIA sufferers to become FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD manically depressed and PUSSY commit KIKE suicide.
- There is no TRANNY cure, and the DARTH VADER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FIST FUCK tics often have adverse BOOBIES side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOOBS perodol" which caused my entire SHITTY body to go DAMN numb and DAMMIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than LET'S SHIT it is without the FRIG drug.
I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome DOUCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FIST FUCK the SPANK THE MONKEY public view of Tourettes as a "LENS CRAFTERS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUGARTITS much much (hand spasms) more...
I am ASSFACE sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your TITS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCKSMOKER this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a PENIS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BUGGER, and making fun of a REDSKIN horrible disorder is (not) NEGRO funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JERK OFF time.
Best BUTTFUCKER regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “PISS ARTIST” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply
As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CULT OF THE DEAD COW Westerners show is not an PRINCE PHILIP effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries CHRISTIANITY leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen
P.S. MOCCASINS Regards to Andrew ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?
Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITFACE saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my ASS intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS and DOUCHEBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSHOLE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MARGARET THATCHER BAND WITH 4 CROTCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MARCH OF FLAMES HORSE! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here]'S HOUSE
How CUNTRAG to WANK cure MILF the KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's TWAT Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment TAMPON IN MY ASS for EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's TIMBER NIGGER Syndrome SHIT is BALL SACK following FUCKHEAD these JACKASS SHIT rules SLOPE in SAGGY TITS order:
- 1: Avoid AY-AY-AY immature NAZI little ASSHAT kids,
- 2: Count to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS within CHOAD 10 GRINGOseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHITE I WILL END YOU! EMO nor DICKFACE talk,
- 4: Tell PRICK yourself you LET'S SHIT don't DOG FUCKER have DOUCHE this DAGO disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY CUNTRAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] last straw PISS!
I fucking put JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TITMOUSE the TOP OF TURD THIS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be VAGINA offensive. COCKSUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FROG people who try ASS to battle PENISPENISPENIS!!!'HELL that tight-ass SAND NIGGER 17-year-RAPE—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DARTH VADER it now, but someone said MARGARET THATCHER' MONKEY BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER'ASSHAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BIGNOSE is a laughing DILDO matter. Plus there FIRECROTCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ARSE Uncyclopedia, there are FOUR-EYES articles JACKASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching OH SHI– stuff. So BLOWJOB that means GOBSHITE stop getting mad at the JUNGLE BUNNY first part too and SHITSLINGING talking about the HELL letter that it's SHITFACE mocking (what HOT GRITS letter? I don't even know what NEGRO the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAT'S COCK hi self WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? even made a really CHRISTIANITY good point. "It's FUCK nothing more MARY WHITEHOUSE from a head nod to a ARSE knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add suck my mothers onto CHING CHONG CHINK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HOSER suffer that CUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CAMEL JOCKEY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TACO be, because if I were a BUTT-HOLE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS ARTIST hilarious. If you DAMN IT Want facts, go on DYKE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read COCKGOBLIN the freaking BASTARD article anyway.
SHITCUNTING ASSHOLE CHINK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SUNSHINE LET'S SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT
JERRY BALLS SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD BASTARD HO YOU WANKER RAGHEAD HELL HORSE SHIT ASSWIPE HELL ASSCRACK DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT JIZZ BOB SAGET AUTOFELLATIO BLUMPKIN TWAT SHITFUCKER GREASER I WILL END YOU! SHIT ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHOAD POOPOO DIPSHIT BULLSHIT FUCK SHIT DOG SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SEMEN STEVE BALLMER POLACK ANAL DIABETES DAMMIT DAMN ASSCRACK BEAVER ASSHOLE FUCKTARD DYKE COCK EPIDIDYMIS DIRTY SANCHEZ SHAKOPEE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COCK PISS OFF COLGATE DOUCHING TOSSER MONGOLIANS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BLOWJOB CLIT GARBAGE DAY! DICK [expletive deleted] TURD FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP PIG LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BEAVER HELL ASSRAPING BORDER HOPPER JOHNNY TITMOUSE SPRINKLES DONKEY DICK PUSSY PRICK SHUT UP, MEG! SHIT FAGGOT JACKASS SHIT SEMEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS pen0r ANUSCAKE BALL SACK CHICKEN SHIT WANK WANK MOLDY TITS TWAT JACKASS LET'S SHIT SHAKOPEE PUSSYLICKER SHITFACE SUCK MY DICK PISS PEDOPHILIA WIKIPEDIA DOG FUCKER FUCK PRICK DOT HEAD FUCK GYPSY EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG YOU WANKER WANKER YOUR MOM BOOBS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BOOBIES OH SHI– FUCKING MOLDY TITS CHIGGER CONDOMS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! MARY WHITEHOUSE CAMEL FUCKER 666 GOBSHITE CHUFF [Insert swear here] DOT HEAD O CANADA SCUMBAG TUBA SCROTUM DOUCHE NAZI COCKSMOKER INJUN BLUE PENIS! 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WANK ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKBAG YUKKY DOODY FUCKTARD NIGGER BALL SACK DICKFACE WANK HENTAI FASHION BUG CAMEL JOCKEY SHITPISSER SUCK MY DICK DAMN BRITNEY GOBSHITE LUV FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE ASSHAT COCKSMOKER TAMPONS HORSE SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT RAGHEAD PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT FUCK DICK ASSHAT JAP FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITCOCK CLEMEN BOB SAGET FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAPPY BOOBIES TWAT SHIT PISS ARTIST WETBACK THONG TASTER JOHN ELWAY DUMBASS HITLER TWAT BITCH SHITE PUSSY WOP TITTYWANK FUCK A DUCK CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT GO HOME AND DIE CUNNILINGUS VAGINA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON RAGHEAD FIST FUCK MOCCASINS HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN WANK FUCK NUGGET ASS BLOWJOB GOOGLE BUTT-HEAD ASS CLUSTER FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP HOLY DUMB FUCK DOUCHEBAG [EXPLETIVE] RAT'S COCK DOUCHE NAZI FLYING FUCK DAMN FUCKTARD CUNT DAMN IT ASSHAT WANKER SOD DUMBASS SHIT GREASER BASTARD MACACA WIGGER DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX DIPSHIT CUNT RANDY TRAVIS MOTHERFUCKER SPIC DICK CHOAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE PUNANI MONKEY SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITFACE PISS OFF MY ASS TITWANK FUCKING NAZI EPIDIDYMIS WETBACK TITS & DICKS FUDGEPACKER CRACKER BASTARD SHITE SHITHEAD SEX SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRIG AUTOFELLATIO COON SON OF A BITCH NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUKKAKE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS VENEREAL DISEASE SOD KIKE FELLATIO CONAN O'BRIAN SHITPISSER HYPERINFLATION YOU WANKER REBECCA BLACK BRUSH MA TEETH MOZILLA FIREFOX POLACK PISS OFF MY ASS FELCHING QUEEF FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS NORTH KOREA YOU WANKER JIGGABOO GARBAGE DAY! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITTIES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA CHINK JAP VAGINA EMO BAT FUCK INSANE I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLINGING PORCUPINE'S BALLS GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUGGER OFF PAKI BRITNEY BEANER [expletive deleted] CONAN O'BRIAN SHITE POMMIE NEGRO GIVING HEAD POMMIE ASSHAT FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD SHITFACE BITCH SACRAMENTO FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRIG BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD PISS OFF TITTIES BUGGER OFF TITWANK FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITTY LIMEY SPICY CUNT FUCK POMMIE SHITSLINGING TIT DIRT DIPSHIT I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE DICK TITS ASSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE INCEST DOG FUCKER CUNT BEAVER GRIS ORGASM CRAPFUCKER TURD FROG CLEMEN DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PIECE OF SHIT BONG SHITTY CHRIS CHAN LOLCAT DUMBASS YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT TWISTY VAGINA WANK FEATURED POLESMOKER GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE DAMN ASSCRACK HELL CUNNILINGUS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FUCKING FUCK PUNANI HELL VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TITS ASS SHIT EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG DICKHEAD BULLSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY BITCH SCROTUM YOU WANKER COCKSMOKER YOU WANKER COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKFACE SHITTY BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA PEDOPHILIA OSTRICH MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT TOSSER 666 FUCKTARD SHUT UP, MEG! TACO CUNT CRAPPER SCROTUM POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKWIT TWAT DICKHEAD BOLLOCKS BULLSHIT DICKWAD COLGATE SCUMBAG I RAPE WALRUSES! GARBAGE DAY! PISS ARTIST BANGKOK CHINK FLYING FUCK HEIL HITLER! BULLSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK ROSIE O'DONNELL I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITE GENITALIA SMILES FUCKWIT FIST FUCK WIENER JACKASS SHITSLINGING PUNANI SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE JIGGABOO DILDO WIGGER CRAPFUCKER TITTIES WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? INBRED MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY CLUSTER FUCK FUCK WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD SHIT WANK [EXPLETIVE] BULLSHIT FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHEBAG JUNGLE BUNNY CLEMEN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! DICKLICK FOUR-EYES AUTOFELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCK NIGGER TITS REDSKIN WIKIPEDIA SOD OFF ASS GENITALIA BOOBS ASSHOLE DAMN PRICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASSHOLE MONKEY BALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHOAD FUCK POMMIE MOSES DIPSHIT BITCH FRED PHELPS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLUSTER FUCK ANAL HELL DIPSHIT ANUSCAKE SHITSKIN DICKHEAD SMEG DONGSHOVER COCKSTUFFER DICKHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BITCH MOCCASINS SHITFACE WANK DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS VAGINA YOUR MOM BITCH BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK OFF DAMN SHITBALLS BONER FUCK YOU DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CHICKEN SHIT DAMN LOGJAMMER ASSRAPING GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA WANK GRAPE PENIS DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHEBAG KRAUT AUTOFELLATIO BUTT PIRATE ASS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU GREASER CHIGGER SHIT BLOWJOB SHITFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY COMMUNIST DILDO DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS TWAT SPUNK RECTUM RAIDER ASS FASCIST RUSKIE AUTOFELLATIO ASS JACKASS DOUCHE FUCKHEAD JAP CRACKER BUTT PIRATE SAND NIGGER SPUNK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS THIS IS SPARTA! FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX BASTARD WEHATEMARIO pen0r BRITNEY BASEBALL CHUFF RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS SHITTY HORSE SHIT CUNT BULLSHIT CHUFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOG FUCKER LOLCAT SON OF A BITCH FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY WIKIPEDIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER FAG POOPOO CHICKEN FRIES BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD SHITHEAD DILDO POOPY FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT DILDO WIGGER POLAK GUMDROPS RAPE SHITTY SHIT FUCK DOUCHING DOG SHIT SHITE CUNT PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ SPUNK MELAMINE PEDOPHILIA FUDGEPACKER DAMMIT CHIGGER MOCCASINS CUNT CRAPPER ASSHAT FRAK BITCH FUCK TITS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES RIGHTS BIRD SHIT TWAT GOD BLESS AMERICA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH DAMN TITS & DICKS NIPPLES THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE VENEREAL DISEASE DILDO FIRECROTCH WANKER FRITZ WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK CHUCK NORRIS BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NIPPLES BEANER TITWANK GOD DAMMIT QUEEF DOODIE HEAD BUKKAKE FELCHING CUNT O CANADA GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN BALLS TITTYWANK SUCK MY DICK FUCKHEAD MASTURBATION SHITPISSER DICKHEAD FUCKTARD SHITTY FUCK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT BANGKOK FUCKING ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST DAMN GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR INBRED NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAMPON IN MY ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKBAG MOCCASINS SHITTY PENIS ON A STICK DUNE COON FELLATIO PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF HIGH WAGES FUCK YOU TOWELHEAD SOD OFF WANK DAMNATION FUCKER MOCKIE TITS WALRUS SHIT BITCH CHICKEN SHIT DILDO ASSHAT FUCK OFF SHIT HOMO YOUR MOM RIGHT WING FELCHING PISSHOLE GENITALIA DAMNATION BORDER HOPPER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKLICK WANK ORGASM NIGGER NIGNOG BASTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSFACE COCK CROTCH FOUR-EYES DAMN GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTRAG CAMEL JOCKEY NIGNOG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH JAP CLEMEN DAMN IT INCEST CUNT HORSE SHIT DILDO BULLCRAP FRENCH TICKLER NIPPLES RUSTY TROMBONE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN ASSHOLE DAMMIT DAMMIT RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT ASSWIPE FUCK SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE DIMETHYL GLYCOL HEIL HITLER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
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MOTHERFUCKER ANAL BOLLOCKS ASS Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and with the COON and his JIZZ of girraffes in which BOB SAGET while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DAMN also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- SHITHEAD
![]() This article is CRAPPY funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SEX subject. If you do not find it funny SHIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED HELL ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BULLSHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT joke loses its humour FLYING RAT'S ASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASS ignorant, then you wouldn't have RIVER CRABS SUCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF HADJI CHOAD DILDO BITCH!!!!!I <3 COCK |