Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'NIGGER'ORGASM'BOYCOTT VIACOM!'BOOBS'WANKSPLAT'WOP Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder POWERSHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NAZI, sudden MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA or MOCCASINS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GO COUNT YOUR DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RUSKIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALLS FUCKING BASEBALL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLEMEN utterFUCKance of socially WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SEX television programs to address MILF Tourette's syndrome.

DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Tourette's is POLAK not to be SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH confused with FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LENS CRAFTERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK YOU random DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-JENKEM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AUTOFELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSWIPE language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNTRAG CUM of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUKKAKE souvenir shoppes and massive PEDOPHILIA quantities ANAL DIABETES of ANAL DIABETES YOUR MOM garbage.

Darnit.

A BUKKAKE Polite Note to the BORDER HOPPER Author:

The POMMIE Tourette's HELL Research Institute was SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM founded to CUNT CRAPPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOUCHEBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISSHOLE article WANK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSHITTER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POOPOO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS ARTIST Tourrette's sufferers FUCKFACE swear. You can MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the PUSSY bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
• The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are INBRED involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BALLS knee TOWELHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS ARTIST cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GOD DAMN school for [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DUNE COON sufferers to become GIVING HEAD manically depressed and HO commit GOBSHITE suicide.
• There is no FUCKSTAIN cure, and the BLUE PENIS! drugs that are available to, "calm" the YID tics often have adverse KIKE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COMMUNIST DILDO perodol" which caused my entire SPANK THE MONKEY body to go MARGARET THATCHER numb and HOLY DUMB FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BORDER HOPPER it is without the GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS drug.

I am an active member of a NEOPETS tourette syndrome FEMADOM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS OFF MY ASS the CRAPPY public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FELCHING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK sorry for BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! "hi-jacking" your CHOAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really FUCKING A annoys me. I am working towards a WANKSPLAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TIMBER NIGGER, and making fun of a MASTURBATION horrible disorder is (not) DICK TITS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FAG time.

Best RAGHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “WOP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA IS CAPITALIST Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of ELECTION degenerate capitalist culture in those DEMOCRACY countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries FALUN GONG leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your MINORITIES capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. CRAPPY Regards to Andrew FUCKSTAIN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply

The SALISBURY bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITBALLS punch him if you IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my SOD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NAZI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FELCHING and POKÉMON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HORSE PENIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FELLATIO BAND WITH 4 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD HORSE! NAZI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NAZI'S HOUSE

How FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH to WIENER cure JACKASS SHIT the DAMN Tourette's SEMEN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PISS ARTIST for ASSHAT Tourette's I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Syndrome JAP is JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST following LET'S SHIT these ASSHAT rules DONKEY PUNCHER in JACKASS order:

• 1: Avoid SUGARTITS immature DAMN little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to POMMIE within AY-AY-AY 10 FLYING FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHAT DICKLICK nor SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM talk,
• 4: Tell NIGNOG yourself you FLYING RAT'S ASS don't IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

have COCKSUCKER this IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SPIC WITH NASTY FUCKTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NAZI last straw ASS FASCIST!

I fucking put FUCKSTAIN' my comment at the TOP OF THE CAPTAIN CRUNCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NIPPLES the TOP OF BRITNEY THIS I'LL RAPE YOU ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSRAPING offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHETITS people who try DOG SHIT to battle BASTARD'CUNT that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-CUNTSWILLING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMMIT it now, but someone said ASSFACE' BOOBS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM'GOBSHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELLFIRE is a laughing TOURETTE'S SYNDROME matter. Plus there GANGBANG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MOTHERFUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are VENEREAL DISEASE articles BOYCOTT VIACOM! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SCRATCH! GROUNDER! stuff. So CHICKEN FRIES that means TITTYWANK stop getting mad at the SOD OFF first part too and AUTOFELLATIO talking about the POMMIE letter that it's GRINGO mocking (what TOSSER letter? I don't even know what YID the heck you're talking about). Adrian WEHATEMARIO hi self JOHNNY even made a really DAGO good point. "It's PISS nothing more I RAPE WALRUSES! from a head nod to a EMO knee tick". I WILL KILL YOU!. Which I'll add CUNTSWILLING onto BOOBS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TIT DIRT suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GRAPE PENIS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FIST FUCK be, because if I were a FOUR-EYES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK OFF hilarious. If you TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Want facts, go on JACKASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FAG be offended, don't read ORGASM the freaking SHITTY article anyway.

BITCH BITCH SHITSKIN DICK PUSSYLICKER NIPPLES DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ANUSCAKE

MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING FUCKING JUMP! WIKIPEDIA NIPPLES DONALD RUMSFELD HOSER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FRITZ FUCK DICKFACE INCEST FUCK YOU DICK CHICKEN STRAWBERRY ASS SPIC FRITZ FUCK TITS & DICKS BLUE PENIS! 30 CASES OF PICKLES YOU WANKER SHITPISSER BULLSHIT SHITHEAD FOUR-EYES HORSE PENIS DAMN CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WANK BASTARD ROSIE O'DONNELL PENIS ASSHAT SUGARTITS WANKER DOODIE HEAD TITS REDSKIN VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER FELCHMONKEY BUGFUCK SHITCUNTING SHIT SEX SEMEN FUCK OFF CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GREASER 30 CASES OF PICKLES LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DAMNATION BASTARD CHRISTMAS TREES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS I WILL END YOU! EARS OF CHRIST DICKFACE FUCKFACE JOHN ELWAY WANKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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CHINK DILDO CHAV BLUMPKIN GOOK pen0r FUCK OFF FUCK SEMEN HOT GRITS ASSHAT HELLFUCKER DOODIE HEAD TITWANK PISS ARTIST EMO GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE NIGGER DAMN RAT'S COCK BUTT PIRATE SLOPE FLYING RAT'S ASS FRITZ BLOWJOB REDNECK BITCH CRAP ORGASM MONKEY SHIT PRICK PRICK PRICK EXTRA LONG PENIS TAMPONS CLIT DAGO ASSFACE TOTAL JOHN SMILEY FACE O KURWA! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANAL JERRY POMMIE FUCKER SHITE DARTH VADER SUCK MY DICK SHIT ASS FASCIST PUSSYLICKER COON HORSE PENIS DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE HELL BIRD SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ALEX TREBEK WALRUS SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK CRACKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOG SHIT HOMO PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE MICK SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! POLACK BASTARD FUCKING JUMPING JESUS!!! MOZILLA FIREFOX IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MOTHERFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HONKY NIGNOG PISS VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH BALLS FAG MARY WHITEHOUSE WANK LET'S SHIT WANK CUNTYMINTS CUNNILINGUS CLEMEN JOHNNY HELL POLESMOKER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SAND NIGGER TITMOUSE DAMN WANK GOD DAMMIT CHOAD FRENCH TICKLER JERK OFF HONKY NIGGER TITS BALLS ASSFACE POLACK SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BLOWJOB ASS POLESMOKER FUDGEPACKER FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE PIGFUCKER BULLCRAP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA GANGBANG DICK I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY SHIT PENIS WEHATEMARIO WANK MONKEY SHIT PISS ARTIST SLOPE BASTARD BATHING SUIT AREA PRICK GYPSY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE TWISTY VAGINA WANK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS ARTIST GRINGO DICK TOSSER RAT'S COCK SEX DAMN PORCH MONKEY MACACA PRICK SHITE YOUR MOM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASS DICKLICK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS I RAPE WALRUSES! COON IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HONKY BORDER HOPPER MONKEY'S UNCLE CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES HEIL HITLER! SHITHEAD SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT QUEEF POTTYMOUTH WOP ASS D'OH PUSSYLICKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PISSHOLE ASSRAMMER TOWELHEAD BUKKAKE CLIT SHIT DAMN EAT MY SHIT! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHIT PRICK FUCK YOU BASTARD TITMOUSE ASSWIPE FUCKING TITWANK BUGFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST SEMEN BOLLOCKS SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK CLEMEN YOU WANKER SEX CLEVELAND STEAMER MONKEY SHIT DILDO TITS & DICKS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICKHEAD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHOAD KISSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER BUGGER OFF CLUSTERFUCK ASS LICKER RANDY TRAVIS WHORE ASSHAT ASSWIPE TITTYWANK WIENER TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHAT CUNTYMINTS EPIDIDYMIS JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT NEGRO FIRECROTCH DOG SHIT FUCKER MAMA MIA BONER TITTIES TITMOUSE CLUSTERFUCK WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITFUCKER BOOBS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL pen0r SHITSKIN PISSHOLE BOOBIES BITCH FUCK NUGGET FRENCH TICKLER SMEG FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO DONKEY PUNCHER FROG CUNT BANGKOK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD INCEST FELCHING RAT'S COCK FUCK PEEPEE SUGARTITS NIHILISM BUGGER OFF BALLS PISS SMEG BASTARD DAMN HONKY NEGRO DAMN IT ORGASM WHORE ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS POLAK CLUSTERFUCK DAMN DARTH VADER TWO-INCH PENIS JERRY PISS OFF DOT HEAD HITLER PEDOPHILIA YID MOCCASINS BEANER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNTRAG CUNTING ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE TAMPONS DICKHEAD MOCCASINS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NIPPLES PISS CHINK TOTAL PENIS ASS ANAL DIABETES SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT JACKASS SHIT VAGINA SEX BUGGER OFF I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY CONDOMS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FELCHMONKEY CHIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMN PRICK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS HELL TWO-INCH PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK KIDDY FIDDLER ARSE MOCKIE TOWELHEAD BONER ABO YOU WANKER CRACKER POLACK CHIGGER KRAUT INCEST SHITFUCKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy OH SHI– CUNT RAT'S COCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RAT'S ASS NI DOG SHIT YOU WANKER TAMPON IN MY ASS SHUT UP, MEG! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI SCROTUM FUCKHEAD PUSSY BEAVER MARGARET THATCHER HENTAI RAPE SON OF A BITCH LAKE TITICACA FLYING FUCK VAGINA PRICK TRANNY KIDDY FIDDLER BUTTFUCKER CLIT BALLS TOSSER INBRED DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE FUCK BLUMPKIN ASSFACE JAP FUCK PIG SUGARTITS CLIT GOD DAMN FRITZ REBECCA BLACK RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER BALLS JIZZ CHRISTMAS TREES TACO WANK GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! SHITTY DILDO MOZILLA FIREFOX PISSHOLE TUBA CHRISTHUMPER FUCKWIT ASSCRACK HORSE PENIS HOMO QUEEF ASSFACE ASS LICKER JERK OFF RAT'S ASS FEWMETS JOHNNY FUCKING SHAKOPEE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASS BALL SACK BULLSHIT FUCKING TOWELHEAD BUGGER CLEMEN GOD DAMN POMMIE CHUFF HADJI WANK RANDY TRAVIS PENIS RAT'S COCK FAGGOT THONG TASTER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DAMN WANK SHITFUCKER HAIL SATAN! EPIDIDYMIS HELL POLAK TITTYWANK ASSFACE DICKFACE TIT DIRT YOU WANKER NORTH KOREA DICKFACE ASSBANDIT ANUSCAKE OSTRICH MY ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT SHITE GYPSY ASSWIPE BATHING SUIT AREA SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD HAIL SATAN! SOD OFF FUCKING A SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ASSWIPE KIKE DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU DONGSHOVER COON WETBACK DAMN IT ASS PISS CHICKEN FRIES DOUCHEBAG 30 CASES OF PICKLES FRENCH TICKLER ASSRAPING FUCKWIT WOP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER COLGATE PIG GOD DAMMIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER BUGFUCK DAMN BLUE PENIS! SIGMUND FREUD DAMN POMMIE CRACKER CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHING BUGFUCK DUMBASS WIENER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? YID TACO COCKSTUFFER CUNT NECROPHILIA FUCK A DUCK PISS ARTIST SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY GREASER NAZI TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NORTH KOREA TAMPONS FLYING RAT'S ASS CHUFF NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MR WINKLER IS GAY SCROTUM YOU WANKER CHINK TRANNY IN SACREMENT HELL HAIL SATAN! CHICKEN FRIES BUNG-HOLE PIG JENKEM JIGGABOO FEMADOM SHITCUNTING DOG FUCKER DILDO ASSCRACK ASSWIPE JACKASS BALLS HAIL SATAN! PEARL NECKLACE DONKEY DICK POLACK PISS SEX FUCK YOU WEHATEMARIO COON GENITALIA CUNT TESTICLE CHOKE SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLEMEN DUMBASS MASTURBATION CUNT PISS OFF MY ASS DUMBASS TOSSER CUNT BITCH PISS ASSCRACK WANK BUGGER SHITE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE ASSWIPE RAPE BOOBS BLISTERING BARNACLES SAND NIGGER DICK PISS FUCKER SHITE BUGFUCK NIPPLES BASKETBALL DUMBASS I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKER AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS RAPE CRAP ON A STICK INCEST POOPOO DAMN I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY FENCE JUMPER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAT'S ASS ASSHAT PEARL NECKLACE ASS NECROPHILIA ASSHAT FUCKING GRINGO RUSTY TROMBONE WANK BITCH ORGASM VAGINA SEMEN D'OH FUCKBAG DOUCHE GOBSHITE DOUCHE NAZI CRAPPY YOUR MOM NIPPLES BIGNOSE P'KANG HADJI FUCK FUCKSTAIN DOG FUCKER YOU WANKER KIDDY FIDDLER ASSHOLE CUNT LAPPER JIZZ MALARKY MILF GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK FLYING FUCK ARSEBADGERS TIT DIRT SHITTY CHINK RAPE NIPPLES ASSHOLE DOUCHE NAZI FUCK OFF ASSHOLE PISS CLIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISSHOLE DICK PUNANI ASSWIPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PORCH MONKEY BLUMPKIN CHOAD BALLS CHINK CUNTRAG FLAMING ASS BADGER GOOK BUKKAKE WIGGER BOON TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE INCEST BITCH CARPET MUNCHER AMERICA ONLINE BELLEND NIGGER TITS POOPOO BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN IT FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING ART METAL PRODUCTS HUMAN RIGHTS ASSCRACK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST REDSKIN SHITTY POOPOO SHIT BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER MASTURBATION TITTIES CUM INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WIGGER FUCKHEAD COON SHITHEAD BUKKAKE TURD ARSE FUCK YOU SHIT LIKE A HORSE ASS FUCKBAG PUSSY DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN FUCKING A SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING ASSCRACK REDEEMING VALUE GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH TURD DONKEY DICK PRICK WANK FUCKSTAIN AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! YOU WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WOODPECKERSHIT SHUT UP, MEG! BOOBIES LICK PUSSY CUNT PISS ARTIST DUMBASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER TITWANK FUCK TURD LAKE TITICACA NIGGER BUNG-HOLE BELLEND GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP TACO INBRED DUMBASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TITTIES SHITFUCKER MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG FLYING RAT'S ASS CRACKER CUNNILINGUS CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN FAG DAMN IT WOP WANK ASS GYPSY CUNT ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANKSPLAT CLUSTERFUCK FELCHMONKEY QUEEF CUNNILINGUS ICE CREAM TAMPONS JACKASS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BALLS FIRECROTCH COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BALL SACK TWAT WHORE FUCKHEAD HATE HATE HAT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF DEVELOPERS! FUCK OFF BLOWJOB LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FELCHING DICKHEAD BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT SACRAMENTO ASSHAT JACK ABRAMOFF PISS ARTIST BLOWJOB NIPPLES CRAPMUNCHER ASS FUCKSTAIN TURD SPICY CUNT FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ORGASM INBRED BLUMPKIN ASS INCEST MICK FEWMETS CHINK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN SHITE NAZI MARGARET THATCHER JACK OFF ASSWIPE FENCE JUMPER BASTARD SHITFACE BIGNOSE GREASER FUCKING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSRAPING COLGATE FUCKSTAIN JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACK OFF PIG FUCK OFF CLEMEN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WHORE CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD KISSER WIENER SHITSLINGING JOHN SMILEY FACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NAZI CUNT SON OF A BITCH CHUFF IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA NORTH KOREA CHIGGER SAGGY TITS SHITFACE DIPSHIT HELL JACK ABRAMOFF REDSKIN CUNNILINGUS CLEMEN BASTARD BULLCRAP WOP JAP KIKE BUTT PIRATE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK I WILL END YOU! SHITCOCK FUCK CLUSTERFUCK HORSE SHIT SAND NIGGER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKHEAD FUCK TAMPONS FUCKER SCROTUM INBRED GOD DAMMIT CRACKER GOAT DICK DICKLICK PECKERHEAD BUKKAKE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POMMIE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SON OF A BITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DAMN FIST FUCK SCROTUM GOD DAMN FRED PHELPS KRAUT YOU WANKER DOUCHE NAZI ASS CUNTSWILLING FUCK NUGGET 666 FUCKTARD PENIS ON A STICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BELGIUM FRENCH TICKLER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASS PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARFENHOUSE YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF FUDGEPACKER I'LL RAPE YOU CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SOD OFF JACKASS SHIT WIENER POLESMOKER RAT'S COCK GOAT DICK ASS WIENER CUNT JACKASS NAZI ASSHOLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HENTAI P'KANG ASSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HEIL HITLER! BALLS RAT'S COCK DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK OFF ARSE POOPOO HENTAI BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHOAD HEIL HITLER! CRAPPY WANKSPLAT DAMMIT ASS ANAL DIABETES FRIG TAMPONS HENTAI TIMBER NIGGER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHIGGER BITCH PEDOPHILIA BITCH FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN SUITCASE PENIS PISSHOLE IT'S OVER 9000! ASSRAMMER DAMN FUCKFACE SHUT UP, MEG! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS TOSSER FELCHMONKEY WIGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG CARPET MUNCHER FUCKBAG ASS FASCIST SAND NIGGER DYKE INJUN Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JIZZ and with the FLYING RAT'S ASS and his DOUCHE of girraffes in which ASSCRACK while reading about FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RECTUM RAIDER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKFACE