Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RAT'S ASS'MALARKY'[Insert yet another person's name here]'NEOPETS'SPIC'HORSE SHIT'FUCKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GOD DAMMIT look at the TITS talk page of this pen0r article for notes or discussion before KAFFIR editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICK TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WANKSPLAT, sudden FELCHMONKEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOZILLA FIREFOX or JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly 30 CASES OF PICKLES in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SUITCASE PENIS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TWISTY VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WANK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOOBIES SHITSLINGING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous POLAK utterFUCKance of socially BLISTERING BARNACLES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TWISTY VAGINA television programs to address DICKFACE Tourette's syndrome.

LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS Tourette's is TENTACLE RAPE not to be DILDO confused with ASSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WIGGER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! random SHITSLINGING disorientation, culturally-COCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DONKEY DICK language, PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SEX RAGHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOUR MOM souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities ASSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES SIGMUND FREUD garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the ASSWIPE Author:

The EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Research Institute was DAMN IT founded to COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFACE article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FROG'S FAT ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PENIS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PISS UP MY ARSE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITSLINGING Tourrette's sufferers DARTH VADER swear. You can THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CLUSTERFUCK TV, for always focusing on the PUSSY bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
• The main HORSE PENIS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMMIT knee CHIGGER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FRITZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITTY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! school for JESUS FUCKING CHRIST something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKER sufferers to become COON manically depressed and PUSSY commit JACK OFF suicide.
• There is no ASS cure, and the WILLY WONKA drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKSTAIN tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING perodol" which caused my entire JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS body to go AUTOFELLATIO numb and JACK OFF basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOB SAGET it is without the CLIT drug.

I am an active member of a CLEVELAND STEAMER tourette syndrome SOD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating YID the PISS public view of Tourettes as a "FRED PHELPS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MILF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BAT FUCK INSANE sorry for CLEMEN "hi-jacking" your GO COUNT YOUR DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like NIGNOG this that really SCROTUM annoys me. I am working towards a BOB SAGET better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be AUTOFELLATIO, and making fun of a TITS horrible disorder is (not) HI, BILLY MAYS HERE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKSTAIN time.

Best DOG SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GRASS MUD HORSE in countries CENSORSHIP leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Regards to Andrew BEAVER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE reply

The ASS LICKER bastard who wrote this article. You can HO punch him if you CAMEL FUCKER want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PENIS saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WANKSPLAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are 666 and DAMN IT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUTT PIRATE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITCOCK BAND WITH 4 ASSHAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE HORSE! WANKSPLAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WANKSPLAT'S HOUSE

How WANK to TITTIES cure ASSHOLE the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's {{USERNAME}} Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DIRTY SANCHEZ for SHITE Tourette's DICKHEAD Syndrome PENIS is MONKEY SHIT following SCROTUM these MOTHERFUCKER rules ASSHOLE in SHITE order:

• 1: Avoid CAMEL FUCKER immature DOODIE HEAD little DIRTY SANCHEZ kids,
• 2: Count to PISS ARTIST within WIENER 10 RAPEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTT-HOLE YOU WANKER HOLY DUMB FUCK nor MONKEY SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell RAT'S ASS yourself you DAMN don't DICK have JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS this CRAPFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DUMBASS WITH NASTY BOYCOTT VIACOM! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WANKSPLAT last straw WANK!

I fucking put MACACA' my comment at the TOP OF THE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK the TOP OF DICK THIS PIECE OF SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! offensive. REDNECK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! people who try BLOWJOB to battle BOOBS'JOHNNY that tight-ass ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP 17-year-KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANK it now, but someone said FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA' SHIT BONER'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HORSE PENIS is a laughing [expletive deleted] matter. Plus there WIENER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INCEST Uncyclopedia, there are ART METAL PRODUCTS articles ASSWIPE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MARGARET THATCHER stuff. So SHITSLINGING that means VAGINA stop getting mad at the COCKSUCKER first part too and DICK talking about the JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE letter that it's I WILL KILL YOU! mocking (what FELCHING letter? I don't even know what I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST the heck you're talking about). Adrian DILDO hi self SHITFUCKER even made a really TOTAL good point. "It's COCKING FUCKBOROUGH nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a FLYING FUCK knee tick". SONNY BILL WILLIAMS. Which I'll add DOG FUCKER onto HITLER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DUMBASS suffer that SCUMBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MONKEY SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA be, because if I were a SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TAFFY hilarious. If you DIPSHIT Want facts, go on ASSFACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASS be offended, don't read BUTTFUCKER the freaking BITCH article anyway.

DOUCHE NAZI ASS WHORE FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT PISS OFF NIGGER DICKLICK ASSFACE ASS

REDNECK [expletive deleted] I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITSKIN NI BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS SHITHEAD JOHNNY CHRISTHUMPER PIECE OF SHIT TENTACLE RAPE COMMUNIST DILDO I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HELL BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASS DARTH VADER COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS RUSKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS AOL IPs JIGGABOO ASS CUNT POLACK ANAL ASSHOLE NIPPLES TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN TITWANK BLUMPKIN SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF JACK OFF GYPSY DAMN CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU TIT SPRINKLES WALRUS SHIT FUCK YOU DICK CC PLZ FUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ANUSCAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE GREASER JIZZ NEOPETS PUNANI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WETBACK WIGGER SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SCUMBAG FUCK FUCKFACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNTBUCKET [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CLIT JERRY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CHUFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MASTURBATION FUCKING CUNTBUCKET CUNT MONKEY SHIT MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING ARSE BUTTFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE FUCKSTAIN WIENER ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK BLUMPKIN YID GOD DAMN YOU WANKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER JENKEM JERK OFF MOCCASINS CUNTSWILLING FUCKSTAIN MASTURBATION JACKASS BUGGER FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER JACKASS RAT'S COCK SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DICKHEAD WANKSPLAT DOM DeLUISE BUKKAKE GOD DAMN ASSCRACK BELLEND ASSCRACK POOPOO MACACA PISS OFF SHITE CHICKEN SHIT WIGGER FUCK OFF NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMMIT WANK CAMEL JOCKEY WANK JAP BOOBS FUCKER HIGH WAGES MOCKIE FELCHING SUCK MY DICK TIMBER NIGGER SHITE TITS & DICKS CUNT HELL ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE GOD DAMN DIPSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUM WILLY WONKA HOMO FUCKTARD CHIGGER NORTH KOREA PEEPEE FRIG BELLEND SEX ALEX TREBEK COMMUNION WAFER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU WANKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BITCH COCKGOBLIN WIENER SPUNK FUCKING BASEBALL JIZZ SHITSLINGING ASS BULLSHIT ASSFACE INCEST YOUR MOM SHITFUCKER PUSSY ASS POOPY PISS OFF JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON PIECE OF SHIT I WILL END YOU! FRIG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING A BOLLOCKS SHITSLIDE YUKY DOODY FUDGEPACKER LET'S SHIT FROG WANKER DONKEY DICK DOUCHING ORGASM FUCKING ASS ARSE SHITTY MONGOLIANS HELL SOD WIKIPEDIA PECKERHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS PEARL NECKLACE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOBSHITE SEMEN POMMIE SHIT ASS FASCIST SPANK THE MONKEY SEX BALLS HITLER GREASER CAMEL JOCKEY CHOAD EAT MY SHIT! DICKHEAD WOP SHITTY [Insert yet another person's name here] DICKLICK WIGGER NIGGER TITS NAZI CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN SPIC ASSHAT JACK ABRAMOFF GOD DAMN FRITZ JAP CUNT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT JERK OFF TITTIES PENIS ON A BUN PECKERHEAD BALLS ASS ASSHOLE SCROTUM SHITE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTERFUCK BONER FUCKTARD GENITALIA CHOAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFACE ASSHAT ART METAL PRODUCTS VAGINA COMMUNIST DILDO YID JACKASS SHIT CHENEY SHITFACE JENKEM SHITTY PISSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWAT ASSRAMMER DARTH VADER CUM PISS OFF MY ASS BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK BALL SACK PISS ARTIST CUNT TOWELHEAD SHITBALLS TOTAL SUITCASE PENIS GRAPE PENIS VAGINA SHITE REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMMIT CUNT GOD DAMMIT FUCK A DUCK FUCKWIT POLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL EXTRA LONG PENIS BOOBIES RAPE SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE JACK ABRAMOFF CHIGGER SHIT ASSCRACK CHRISTHUMPER TRANNY CONDOMS DICK SCUMBAG ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER INCEST suck my mothers ASSBANDIT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS ASS MILF PORCH MONKEY CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT COMMUNION WAFER CHOAD ORGASM HELL SON OF A BITCH HELL CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DILDO HELL FUCK YOU MICK I'LL RAPE YOU COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSCRACK JIZZ ASSFACE FUCKING JUMP! TRANNY FRENCH TICKLER ASS BITCH D'OH FELCHING DUMBASS STEVE BALLMER ASSHOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM KRAUT BITCH NINTENDOGS ASS HORSE SHIT POLACK DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY CHIGGER MOCCASINS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WHORE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY YOUR MOM GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BALL SACK CUNTYMINTS LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! CHINK REBECCA BLACK PIECE OF SHIT POLESMOKER KRAUT GRINGO WANK TWAT CLEMEN GANGBANG CHICKEN FRIES ASS ASS MONGOLIANS COCK SCROTUM BEANER [EXPLETIVE] MOTHERFUCKER CRAPFUCKER TITWANK FUCKHEAD CUNNILINGUS POLESMOKER ASSCRACK SHITTY ASSFACE POO POO BLOWJOB BONER BUTTFUCKER TITMOUSE FUCKER ASSWIPE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! NIGGER TITS SPIC DIPSHIT SHITE ASS ASS WIKIPEDIA MICK FUCKTARD TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITTYWANK pen0r SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKFACE BITCH SHIT LET'S SHIT FUCKING NAZI CRAP JIGGABOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TITMOUSE TWAT FUCKING JUMP! FUCKSTAIN ASS DOG SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DIPSHIT FUCKER CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN RAPE RAPE TITS & DICKS BASTARD FELCHING DOT HEAD HADJI FELLATIO ASSRAPING FUCKFUCKFUCK CHOAD DAMN SHITSLIDE SHIT ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI TOWELHEAD KAFFIR SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASSRAPING BASTARD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FLUFFY CLOUD DICKFACE FUCKING A BLUE PENIS! SHITBALLS FEWMETS DAMN HOT GRITS SNUFF PORN CAPTAIN CRUNCH DOUCHING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! VENEREAL DISEASE FELLATIO I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT PIRATE LET'S SHIT EPIDIDYMIS WHORE BULLSHIT CENSORSHIP BLUMPKIN FUCK SHITFACE TUBA SLOPE GREASER GOD DAMMIT FELCHMONKEY BITCH CUNT TITS BOOBS BITCH DYKE ANAL DOUCHEBAG DONKEY PUNCHER PAKI NAZI SHITSKIN QUEEF DAMMIT DAMN MOCCASINS SPUNK GRAPE PENIS GIVING HEAD NIGGER FRENCH TICKLER GRAPE PENIS SHITHEAD I WILL END YOU! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH DAMN YOU WANKER MONKEY SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DICK BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER BITCH SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DUNE COON DAMN IT INCEST FUCK BUTT-HOLE FEWMETS SHITHEAD FUCKFACE FELLATIO ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY PENISBIRD GOBSHITE HELL 666 TACO DICKLICK SHITE FUCK PENIS CONDOMS PENIS ON A BUN TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER PISS UP MY ARSE GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MICK DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FREEDOM OF SPEECH FAG GOD DAMMIT REDNECK DAMNATION NIGGER DICKHEAD POMMIE BAT FUCK INSANE SHIT ASS LICKER FUCKWIT FUCK OFF HELLFUCKER DAMN IT LOLCAT URINE-GARGLING PRICK BITCH DEVELOPERS! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BUTTFUCKER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! FRENCH TICKLER FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER BUNG-HOLE SHITSLIDE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICKLICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK CHICKEN HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN BITCH WIENER SHITFUCKER COCK DAMNATION CRAPFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY PORCUPINE'S BALLS KNOBJOCKEY BASTARD WARNER MUSIC GROUP FAG JERK OFF DAMN PUSSY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MOCCASINS NIPPLES RAGHEAD TOTAL HORSE SHIT CHIGGER SUCK MY DICK DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK EPIDIDYMIS CHRISTHUMPER WIENER FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING SHITE SAGGY TITS BEANER DOM DeLUISE PIGFUCKER TWAT I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK OFF FUCKWIT BALLS ANAL GYPSY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HELL [EXPLETIVE] I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK YOU POLACK BUTT PIRATE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COON CTHULHU FHTAGN SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING DIPSHIT DUMBASS FUCK CHAV VAGINA JACKASS PECKERHEAD FUCKBAG INCEST CHAV TIT SPRINKLES TIT DIRT CHENEY BELLEND DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIPPLES HOSER PISS FUCKFACE NIPPLES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE BITCH TITMOUSE MASTURBATION MARY WHITEHOUSE MILF HOLY DUMB FUCK PISSHOLE SHITTY RAGHEAD FUCKTARD NIGGER TITTYWANK SHIT HELL ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS ABO DOM DeLUISE CUNTBUCKET FUCKFACE DAMN FUCK CHINK BUTT-HOLE MARGARET THATCHER FELLATIO CHIGGER TWAT HEIL HITLER! CUNT PRICK HELL PISS OFF MY ASS I'LL RAPE YOU COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CLEMEN GRAPE PENIS CRAPMUNCHER CUNT DAMN FUCKFACE BASTARD ASSCRACK PRICK BUGFUCK SHITCOCK FUCK YOU DUMBASS FELLATIO ASSCRACK SEMEN BELGIUM FASHION BUG DUNE COON CUNTRAG BULLSHIT ASS TITS GOD DAMN PENIS NAZI DAMN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HEIL HITLER! DOT HEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK CUNT HELL WALRUS SHIT WANK DILDO FUCK OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JAP YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD VAGINA NEGRO CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK BUTTFUCKER DOUCHING TITWANK DICKHEAD DAMMIT COCK TOTAL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FELCHING BOOBIES ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT FUCKER ASSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER TAMPONS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISSHOLE TURD GOD DAMN TITWANK BUTT-HOLE VANITY PAGES ROCK FUCKHEAD DAMN BASTARD BULLSHIT WETBACK SHIT ARSE SHITSLINGING NIGNOG DICKFACE FUCKING TITWANK SHITSLINGING CHIGGER SHITFACE BONER PUSSY FLYING RAT'S ASS DOM DeLUISE FOUR-EYES FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BIRD SHIT JERK OFF PUSSY SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LET'S SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BITCH PISS SHITFACE POLACK FLAMING ASS BADGER DAGO EMO ASS RAT'S COCK TWAT WANKSPLAT FUCKFACE DAGO JACKASS BELGIUM BUKKAKE FUCKWIT FUCKFACE DOUCHE NAZI PISS ARTIST CUM JIGGABOO INCEST FENCE JUMPER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DUMBASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! FUCKTARD CHOAD DOUCHEBAG LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POMMIE PISS OFF MY ASS NIGGER TITS MILF DICKWAD GANGBANG FAGGOT RUSTY TROMBONE FIST FUCK TITS FLYING FUCK ASSHAT GOD DAMN FUCKING YOU WANKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DAMMIT TAFFY COCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS COMMUNISM IS STUPID FAG FUCKWIT HELL CUNNILINGUS LENS CRAFTERS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SEX I RAPE WALRUSES! PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE RECTUM RAIDER BULLSHIT BOOBIES BATHING SUIT AREA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOBSHITE BALL SACK GIVING HEAD DARTH VADER TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO CHRIST OF TABERNACLE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NECROPHILIA NIGGER LIMEY SCUMBAG FUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SOD DOUCHING ASSCRACK DOUCHE TWISTY VAGINA AY-AY-AY BASTARD BEAVER MASTURBATION AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS UP MY ARSE CUNTRAG FUCKER ASSFACE FUCK ANUSCAKE GOOK JERK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHING SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE SEX CHIGGER SHITE FLYING FUCK MOLDY TITS DAMN INBRED CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS DARTH VADER FUCKFACE DOG FUCKER SHIT COCK SHITE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE TITWANK HEIL HITLER! BUGGER OFF ASS FASCIST DICK MONKEY SHIT VAGINA I CAN AFFORD FOOD SON OF A BITCH FAG DONKEY PUNCHER CHAV O KURWA! STEVE BALLMER DOUCHING BEAVER FUCK YOU PENIS ARSE HELL DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER CONDOMS BASTARD NAZI BIBLE BASHER ALEX TREBEK DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA BITCH BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PROXY SITES BITCH WEHATEMARIO SHITFUCKER EPIDIDYMIS GRINGO PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE SUITCASE PENIS ORGASM WIKIPEDIA RULES DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL FUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNTRAG INJUN CUNT SHIT CUM FUCK POLESMOKER PISSHOLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN NIGGER DAMN IT FUCKHEAD CHOAD CAMEL FUCKER ASSFACE PENIS ON A STICK YOU WANKER DICKFACE CRAPPY BUKKAKE 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHOAD ASSHOLE BUGFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PUSSY COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT FLYING FUCK BEAVER COCK NAZI BLOWJOB LIMEY INBRED BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT DOG SHIT DAMMIT ARFENHOUSE SHITE RAT'S COCK BUGGER CLIT CANNED QUOTE SUGARTITS CUNTYMINTS FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER TACO QUEEF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT ABO SHITHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BONER CUNNILINGUS TWO-INCH PENIS POLESMOKER NORTH KOREA CUNTRAG WANKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK YOU DAMN ASS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY NAZI BIRD SHIT POLESMOKER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD COCKSTUFFER DOUCHING GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING CLIT NEGRO ASSRAPING TACO PEDOPHILIA MOCCASINS CUNNILINGUS VAGINA POOPOO CONDOMS DONGSHOVER FUCKSTAIN BUTTFUCKER SHITE PISS ARTIST INJUN D'OH DOG FUCKER FLYING FUCK BIRD SHIT INCEST WOMEN'S RIGHTS COMMUNIST DILDO NIPPLES TRANNY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL DOG SHIT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TAFFY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COCKSMOKER GOBSHITE FRENCH TICKLER FUCKING TAFFY 666 ASSWIPE PRINCE PHILIP HOLY DUMB FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! HENTAI PUSSY RAPE DAGO LIKE FATHER LIKE SON POOPY BUGGER OFF FUCK BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIRECROTCH PUNANI ASSHAT BEAVER EARS OF CHRIST ASSCRACK CHRIS CHAN AY-AY-AY NAZI DIPSHIT TITTIES Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKWIT and with the ASSHAT and his FUCKFACE of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about POMMIE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PUSSY