Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BULLSHIT'TWAT'DOUCHING'YOU SUCK BALLS 'SAND NIGGER'EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA'ASSFACE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or INJUN neurochemical FUCK disorder CHICKEN SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTT-HEAD, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BASTARD or SAMUEL L. JACKSON vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICK TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLAK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POMMIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLEMEN TITMOUSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous JIZZ utterFUCKance of socially MOTHERFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKFACE television programs to address GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS Tourette's syndrome.

DOUCHEBAG Tourette's is BUTT PIRATE not to be CUNT confused with TENTACLE RAPE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAMEL JOCKEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKFACE random DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! disorientation, culturally-SHITFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKBAG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM language, CHENEY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LOGJAMMER CHOAD KISSER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! souvenir shoppes and massive SEX quantities PISS OFF of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A SHIT Polite Note to the FROG Author:

The SHITE Tourette's PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Research Institute was BALLS founded to NECROPHILIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have COCKSHITTER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your AUTOFELLATIO article EXTRA LONG PENIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DALAI LAMA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I WILL KILL YOU! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CRAPMUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Tourrette's sufferers PIECE OF SHIT swear. You can [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame KRAUT TV, for always focusing on the [Insert stupid word you just made up here] bad side of a terrible JACKASS thing.
• The main BOOBS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PEARL NECKLACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JOHNNY knee BONER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKSTUFFER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ARSE school for CHOAD KISSER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOAT DICK sufferers to become FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK manically depressed and FUCK commit ASS suicide.
• There is no MAMA MIA cure, and the TITTIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING FUCK tics often have adverse BUTTFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BOOBS perodol" which caused my entire SCRATCH! GROUNDER! body to go PEDOPHILIA numb and REDNECK basically made it NIGGA! worse than ART METAL PRODUCTS it is without the FOUR-EYES drug.

I am an active member of a DICK CHICKEN tourette syndrome TOSSER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHOLE the DICK TITS public view of Tourettes as a "BOOBS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSFACE sorry for BASTARD "hi-jacking" your BLUE PENIS! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PENIS this that really ARSE annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIRD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBIES, and making fun of a DICK CHICKEN horrible disorder is (not) DOUCHEBAG funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FIST FUCK time.

Best FUCKFACE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUCK A BIG DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those GOVERNMENT FILTERS countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. DICKFACE Regards to Andrew HORSE PENIS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The SCUMBAG bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you FUCK OFF want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPANK THE MONKEY saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my DICKHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTT-HEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S ASS and CLEMEN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BAND WITH 4 DUMBASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKTARD HORSE! BUTT-HEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTT-HEAD'S HOUSE

How TUBA to MASTURBATION cure DONKEY DICK the KIKE Tourette's BEANER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSWIPE for BUTT PIRATE Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Syndrome TAMPON IN MY ASS is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST following WALRUS SHIT these CAUCASIANS rules GARBAGE DAY! in BUTT-HEAD order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING A immature FLYING RAT'S ASS little SIGMUND FREUD kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within SAND NIGGER 10 SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMNATION SIGMUND FREUD YOU WANKER nor JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST talk,
• 4: Tell BORDER HOPPER yourself you FOUR-EYES don't BUGGER have TACO this SUCK MY DICK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFACE WITH NASTY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELLFIRE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTT-HEAD last straw BOYCOTT VIACOM!!

I fucking put WETBACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ARSEBADGERS the TOP OF SHITE THIS FUCKSTAIN ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHUT UP, MEG! offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try SCUMBAG to battle SPIC'BUTT-HEAD that tight-ass PISS ARTIST 17-year-ASSHOLE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find [Insert yet another person's name here] it now, but someone said POMMIE' FUCK HELL'AUTOFELLATIO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI is a laughing BUGGER matter. Plus there CONDOMS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FLYING RAT'S ASS Uncyclopedia, there are PEARL NECKLACE articles KRAUT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOGHURT CANNON stuff. So TURD that means GOBSHITE stop getting mad at the ASSHAT first part too and TWAT talking about the TRANNY letter that it's KNOBJOCKEY mocking (what POMMIE letter? I don't even know what CLUSTERFUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self JOHNNY even made a really FUCKER good point. "It's AUTOFELLATIO nothing more RIGHT WING from a head nod to a JUNGLE BUNNY knee tick". FUCKFACE. Which I'll add JAP onto CUNT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHOAD suffer that PISS OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHING CHONG CHINK be, because if I were a NAZI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOLLOCKS hilarious. If you I WILL KILL YOU! Want facts, go on TAMPONS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DONALD RUMSFELD be offended, don't read P'KANG the freaking ASSRAPING article anyway.

ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT MASTURBATION PISS ARTIST FUCK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHINK DICKFACE

FUCK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS GENITALIA SCUMBAG WILLY WONKA COCKSUCKER SHIT BRITNEY COCKSTUFFER WANKER MICK CHRISTHUMPER SHITHEAD NAZI PISSHOLE DOM DeLUISE DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOUTUBE, BITCH RAT'S COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WILLY WONKA TAMPONS FLYING FUCK HELL BITCH ROSIE O'DONNELL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD FUCK ASS FUCKING GYPSY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER CANNED QUOTE DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITS & DICKS FEWMETS PORCH MONKEY WIKIPEDIA EDITABLE DYK SHITHEAD SHITHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCKBAG BALL SACK BUTT PIRATE TWO-INCH PENIS DICKLICK COON WANK FUCKING JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NICARAGUA BITCH FUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DILDO EUROIPODS BOB SAGET COCKGOBLIN HELL HADJI BITCH KIKE CRAP PORCH MONKEY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING MILF FUCKING A GOD DAMN JOHNNY FUCKER SHITTY BUGGER RAGHEAD BALL SACK FUCKING DAMN FUCKHEAD FRITZ MICK DUMBASS PIGFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT ASS BALLS FUCK YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE INBRED SHITSLINGING MONKEY'S UNCLE BASTARD FUCKWIT BOOBS FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE NIGGER FUCKSTAIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? TONY LA RUSSA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMMIT CRAPFUCKER SHITFACE ARSEBADGERS GRIS JACK ABRAMOFF CHING CHONG CHINK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PEARL NECKLACE HELL FEWMETS JACK OFF SHUT UP, MEG! PISS OFF SHITFACE SHITTY CUNT DICK HELLFUCKER O KURWA! HELL PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKWIT NIPPLES POLAK YOGHURT CANNON SUCK COCKS IN HELL! COCKSUCKER CUM MONKEY'S UNCLE FLYING RAT'S ASS POLAK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MOTHERFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FROG'S FAT ASS ALEX TREBEK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PIG FUCKSTAIN YUKY DOODY GOOK HORSE SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TOWELHEAD WANK JERK OFF MARGARET THATCHER PAKI JACKASS PEDOPHILIA CHOAD KISSER BANGKOK GARBAGE DAY! GANGBANG YOU WANKER MONKEY BALLS SOD ORGASM PEDOPHILIA BUGFUCK [Insert swear here] BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DYKE TAFFY VAGINA WANK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY COCK WOODPECKERSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITSLINGING FU SPANG MOCCASINS MAMA MIA P'KANG DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH LET'S SHIT GARBAGE DAY! BITCH DOUCHEBAG JACKASS CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT SHITTY TIMBER NIGGER FRAK RUSTY TROMBONE MOZILLA FIREFOX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL TITS DAMN SAGGY TITS LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] I'LL RAPE YOU PAKI FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK LIMEY MALARKY BEAVER COCKSTUFFER BITCH UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! JACK OFF DAMNATION BASTARD MARGARET THATCHER KRAUT BITCH POMMIE BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK BONER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CONDOMS FUCKING OH SHI– CLIT PISS ARTIST INBRED PISS ARTIST MOCKIE PENIS ON A STICK BOOBS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ANUSCAKE COCK O CANADA BOLLOCKS SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD BULLSHIT TITTIES GOD DAMN TWAT ABO CHINK FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER WILLY WONKA GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BASTARD BOOBS GOD DAMN CHINK SUCK A BIG DICK BELLEND SHIT NEOPETS ASSHAT COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN FRAK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHOAD JACK OFF DOUCHING SHITE SEX ARSE INJUN FUCKING A SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS YUKY DOODY HELL CRAPPY TIMBER NIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ARSEBADGERS CLUSTERFUCK TWAT EPIDIDYMIS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOUCHEBAG PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BELLEND SEX JACK OFF CUNT FUCKSTAIN BRITAIN FUCKTARD FLAMEVIPER SHITE PUSSYLICKER FROG KAFFIR KRAUT BITCH SHITE COCKSMOKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT GANGBANG CRACKER BASTARD FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GOD DAMMIT NAZI PAKI BEANER HORSE SHIT INCEST CLEMEN EUROIPODS I WILL KILL YOU! DONKEY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MICK CUNNILINGUS ASSBANDIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSHOLE SCROTUM KIKE PENISBIRD D'OH SHITTY THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CHENEY SHUT UP, MEG! DICKHEAD POWERSHIT ASSWIPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LAKE TITICACA FELCHING SHITSLINGING DOUCHING SHITE POLACK GOD DAMMIT ARSE CHIGGER NAZI SHIT FEMADOM PISS UP MY ARSE BALLS DOUCHING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHRISTHUMPER PRICK WHORE CUNT DAMN SIGMUND FREUD ASSCRACK JIZZ BITCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHAT DOT HEAD NEGRO FLYING FUCK BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITTYWANK SON OF A BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITTY CUNTBUCKET BOOBS FUCKER GIVING HEAD BASKETBALL HOOP MOCCASINS ASS DUMBASS DUMBASS O CANADA BIGNOSE I'LL RAPE YOU SPUNK WILLY WONKA FRED PHELPS TITMOUSE WETBACK FUCKSTAIN BONER COMMUNIST DILDO SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS BITCH DAMN FUCKING A DARTH VADER INBRED DAMN I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND JACKASS SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MONKEY BALLS ORGASM [EXPLETIVE] RECTUM RAIDER SHITFACE TIMBER NIGGER RAT'S ASS CUNT BITCH SHIT FUCK POLAK MILF SIGMUND FREUD GOD DAMMIT LIMEY BLOWJOB GO HOME AND DIE DAMN FLYING FUCK ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PISS GYPSY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GO HOME AND DIE CUNT JERRY GOBSHITE BUGFUCK ASSCRACK SHITFACE BLOWJOB SPUNK CHICKEN FRIES FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE ASSCRACK suck my mothers COCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOTHERFUCKER PISSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOUCHING FUCK SUITCASE PENIS FRIG MOTHERFUCKER POLAK BASTARD PRICK I AM CORNHOLIO! DICK GOD DAMMIT PENISFUCK BASTARD ALEX TREBEK MASTURBATION DESU JAP DIPSHIT NEOPETS GREASER YID FUCKING BALLS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PIECE OF SHIT FRENCH TICKLER TITS PECKERHEAD JENKEM ASSWIPE CRAPFUCKER DAMN ASS LICKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHICKEN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DYKE ARSEBADGERS THONG TASTER BUGFUCK DICK INBRED YOU WANKER BULLCRAP FUCK YOU JOHN ELWAY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DOG SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE TOWELHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS RAGHEAD DICKHEAD DICKFACE ABO GOD DAMMIT DILDO PAKI SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT FU SPANG DOUCHING BUGGER HAIL SATAN! SHIT WIKIPEDIA suck my mothers FUCK ASSHAT ASSHAT FUCKER DOT HEAD DAMN SHITFACE GYPSY FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! NEGRO NORTH KOREA MAMA MIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FAG BOOBS RAT'S COCK SHAKOPEE WOP TRANNY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SUITCASE PENIS BIG FOOT SHITTY CROTCH JERRY PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT PEARL NECKLACE pen0r CHOAD KISSER CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT BUTT PIRATE BAD MOTHERFUCKER ARSE ASSHOLE DAMN ARSE CUNTRAG SHIT COLGATE DICKLICK CLUSTERFUCK SHITFACE FUCKWIT WANK BONG BOLLOCKS CUNT CROTCH PEDOPHILIA JUNGLE BUNNY DAMMIT TRANNY VAGINA WANK COCKSMOKER DAMN IT SOD SHITFUCKER JACKASS SHIT DICK CHRISTHUMPER BUGGER OFF HELLFUCKER ORGASM ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSHOLE FUCKWIT FRENCH TICKLER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKER DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FUCK YID BASTARD SHAKOPEE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MASTURBATION QUEEF JACKASS CUNT EMO BUTT PIRATE KIKE SEX WALRUS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE RAPE PIG NAZI BIGNOSE GOD DAMN PICKANINNY PORCH MONKEY LAKE TITICACA ASSWIPE DAMN KAFFIR DOUCHE NAZI SOD OFF ASSRAPING ASS BASTARD JOHNNY GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK JACKASS SOD CONAN O'BRIAN PENIS FRIG FUCKER FUCKFACE HELL BLUMPKIN BIRD SHIT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER SOD DUMBASS BITCH POMMIE BUGGER OFF GRAPE PENIS JUSTIN BIEBER VAGINA ASS SHIT GOOK SEMEN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL CUNNILINGUS LICK PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK JIGGABOO DAMN WANK ASS SHITFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER DOM DeLUISE BALLS POLESMOKER ART METAL PRODUCTS PUSSY FUCKING MASTURBATION HELL DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! ASS SHITTY FUCK NUGGET DAGO DONKEY DICK ASS WANK WANKSPLAT HELL FUCKING A BULLCRAP SAGGY TITS CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY JAP DOUCHE NAZI I WILL END YOU! COCK MICK JERK OFF [expletive deleted] BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FAG FUCKWIT PISS BULLSHIT BONG TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CAMEL FUCKER GIVING HEAD SHITE YOU WANKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NEGRO LET'S SHIT MICK FAG BAT FUCK INSANE FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT MASTURBATION SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD FUCKER WILLY WONKA FUCKFACE COCK FELCHING TONY LA RUSSA DICKFACE DOUCHE NAZI COON SHIT CHENEY COCKGOBLIN TITS & DICKS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GRINGO CHOAD KISSER NAZI FUCKHEAD COON SHIT PISS OFF GOD DAMN FUCK YOU FAGGOT BUKKAKE ASSFACE CRACKER SCUMBAG WIENER CUNTSWILLING MOCCASINS MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH DOUCHEBAG GRINGO ASS CUNNILINGUS PENIS YID CLUSTERFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK TACO GENITALIA COCK FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ANUSCAKE POLAK SUCK MY COCK TWISTY VAGINA POOPY SHITFUCKER DAMN SCUMBAG FUCK YOU WIGGER WANK O KURWA! NICARAGUA PIGFUCKER FELCHING COCKSHITTER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS WETBACK RECTUM RAIDER CHOAD AUTOFELLATIO TACO COON CUNT BITCH SHITSLINGING CUM MILF MONKEY'S UNCLE CUNNILINGUS TAMPONS FUCKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JACKASS FUCKTARD SCUMBAG FUCK TITS HELL FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT CHRISTHUMPER BITCH BUGFUCK SEMEN CUNT SHITTY HENTAI WANK CUNTRAG TOTAL TWAT RUSTY TROMBONE BALLS ASSHOLE CLUSTERFUCK TWAT TOWELHEAD EAT MY SHIT! BULLSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MALARKY FRITZ TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! INBRED DYKE CUM PEDOPHILIA RAT'S COCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NAZI WANK SHITFUCKER CHOAD KISSER CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMMIT HOMO HORSE SHIT SHITE OSTRICH MY ASS BITCH BELLEND TAFFY SHITFUCKER I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE JENKEM BEANER OH SHI– MALARKY BASTARD [expletive deleted] TITMOUSE DOT HEAD HORSE SHIT SUGARTITS JACKASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS OFF ASSFACE FUCKFACE SHITTY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS [Insert stupid word you just made up here] DARTH VADER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DOUCHEBAG YOUR MOM BITCH FUCKING FIST FUCK PIG NIGNOG MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE TACO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESSE McCARTNEY SHITHEAD MOCKIE POWERSHIT COON MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF SHITFACE SHIT FUCKING A SUGARTITS CUNTBUCKET KIKE DIPSHIT FUCK RIGHTS DOM DeLUISE SLOPE PIECE OF SHIT TURD FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK EAT MY SHIT! FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD POTTYMOUTH [expletive deleted] NEGRO FRENCH TICKLER BITCH HITLER SMEG I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT TITTYWANK DAMN FUCKFACE NORTH KOREA AUTOFELLATIO DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JENKEM ASS MASTURBATION ORGASM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKFACE SHITE BITCH ASS HADJI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES REBECCA BLACK TWAT DICKLICK YOU WANKER SHITTY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! CUM SHITTY SHITHEAD PISS OFF JACK OFF NEGRO BUKKAKE NIGGER SHITFUCKER COON RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK WETBACK HELL GRIS HELLFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH CUNT INBRED FUCKER ASSHOLE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT NECROPHILIA DESU I WILL END YOU! FUCKWIT WANK DONGSHOVER BELLEND SPICY CUNT FUCK DUMBASS TITS FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA HONKY DUMBASS SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST SOD OFF TACO BOOBIES RECTUM RAIDER WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DIRTY SANCHEZ ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUDGEPACKER REBECCA BLACK EMO FUCKSTAIN WANK FRITZ O CANADA FUCKWIT DAMN IT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MICK DAMN ASSRAMMER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BLUMPKIN FUCK YOU BUKKAKE KRAUT CUNT CUNT AMERICA ONLINE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE COCKSUCKER DICK NIGGER MOZILLA FIREFOX DOG FUCKER BATMAN & ROBIN DOG SHIT FUCK YOU IT'S OVER 9000! PENIS NIGGER YOU WANKER FUCKING RAT'S ASS BANGKOK CUNT FRAK I AM CORNHOLIO! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RANDY TRAVIS PAKI NAZI PISS ARTIST RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSKIN BENCH PRESS BONER REBECCA BLACK GO COUNT YOUR DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ROSES GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BULLSHIT SHIT WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST PIG I WILL END YOU! SOD OFF MAMA MIA DOG FUCKER NAZI ASSHOLE DOODIE HEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH PISS BOYCOTT VIACOM! POMMIE PUSSY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBS HELL FUCKER BOB SAGET ABO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING WANK CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PUSSYLICKER I'LL RAPE YOU CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR YOU WANKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNTBUCKET CROTCH TOSSER FELCHMONKEY PENISFUCK WETBACK FUCK NUGGET DICK ASS LICKER COCKSMOKER BUGGER JUMPING JESUS!!! SUGARTITS MONKEY'S UNCLE WANK DUMBASS ASSFACE SEX PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX TITS POTTYMOUTH FASHION BUG MONKEY'S UNCLE WIGGER FUCKHEAD DICKFACE DAMN IT suck my mothers NIGNOG ORGASM ASSHOLE SHIT SHITSLINGING CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ANUSCAKE and with the WANKSPLAT and his RAPE of girraffes in which ARSE while reading about ASSHAT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ANAL DIABETES also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HAIL SATAN!