Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SPUNK'FUCKING FUCKFUCKER'BOOBS'GOD DAMMIT'FUCKFACE'BITCH'BUTTFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOTHERFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder BIBLE BASHER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MONKEY SHIT, sudden SHITCOCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEX or SHITTING DICK NIPPLES vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BANGKOK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TURD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK YOU by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POMMIE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISS SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CRAPMUNCHER utterFUCKance of socially AY-AY-AY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PEDOPHILIA television programs to address POTTYMOUTH Tourette's syndrome.

COCKING FUCKBOROUGH Tourette's is MOZILLA FIREFOX not to be BITCH confused with FIST FUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CAPTAIN CRUNCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SAMUEL L. JACKSON random SHIT disorientation, culturally-pen0r-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GOBSHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GYPSY language, NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK CHICKEN ASSHAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMMIT souvenir shoppes and massive DICKHEAD quantities DICKHEAD of ANAL DIABETES ASSWIPE garbage.

Darnit.

A SCUMBAG Polite Note to the I WILL KILL YOU! Author:

The TITS & DICKS Tourette's TITWANK Research Institute was PUSSY founded to ASSHAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CUNNILINGUS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article JACKASS SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DUMBASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TOSSER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance 666.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MASTURBATION Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FELCHING Tourrette's sufferers TIMBER NIGGER swear. You can MARGARET THATCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHIGGER TV, for always focusing on the FUCKFACE bad side of a terrible GOD BLESS AMERICA thing.
• The main GANGBANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SEX knee DICKFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHOAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for PISS OFF MY ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK sufferers to become WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? manically depressed and TWAT commit [expletive deleted] suicide.
• There is no DOG SHIT cure, and the SOD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CONAN O'BRIAN tics often have adverse SHITFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna HUMAN RIGHTS perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLINGING body to go SLOPE numb and TAMPON IN MY ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACK ABRAMOFF it is without the DICKLICK drug.

I am an active member of a WILLY WONKA tourette syndrome NIGGER TITS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating I'LL RAPE YOU the FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "TESTICLE CHOKE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK sorry for YOU WANKER "hi-jacking" your NECROPHILIA entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS this that really FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a CLIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF A BITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBIES, and making fun of a BORDER HOPPER horrible disorder is (not) ASSBANDIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your OH SHI– time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GENITALIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As FIREWALLS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust WIKIPEDIA in countries CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “FIREWALLS” Wen

P.S. FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Regards to Andrew JUSTIN BIEBER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGNOG punch him if you GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DONKEY DICK saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my COCKSMOKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MONKEY SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RECTUM RAIDER and SUCK MY DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGGER BAND WITH 4 DUMBASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTRAG HORSE! MONKEY SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MONKEY SHIT'S HOUSE

How POO POO BLOWJOB to WHORE cure PENIS the BORDER HOPPER Tourette's TITTYWANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOYCOTT VIACOM! for SHITSLINGING Tourette's GO COUNT YOUR DICK Syndrome RAT'S ASS is DICKFACE following SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS these MOTHERFUCKER rules CLEVELAND STEAMER in BONER order:

• 1: Avoid COCKSHITTER immature VAGINA little BULLSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to [expletive deleted] within ASS 10 GOD DAMMITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITE TRANNY MOTHERFUCKER nor WOODPECKERSHIT talk,
• 4: Tell VILLAGE DUMP yourself you MONKEY SHIT don't BUGFUCK have BASTARD this WOMEN'S RIGHTS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MAMA MIA WITH NASTY AMERICA ONLINE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MASTURBATION FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MONKEY SHIT last straw JUSTIN BIEBER!

I fucking put IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ' my comment at the TOP OF THE POMMIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKSTAIN the TOP OF COCK THIS RAPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MACACA offensive. NORTH KOREA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITFACE people who try MALARKY to battle MOCKIE'SHIT that tight-ass HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! 17-year-BASTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ASSHAT it now, but someone said WOP' JOHNNY BUNG-HOLE'INJUN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHE NAZI is a laughing SHITPISSER matter. Plus there GANGBANG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on THONG TASTER Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles CONDOMS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WARNER MUSIC GROUP stuff. So BOYCOTT VIACOM! that means POO POO BLOWJOB stop getting mad at the FUCKING A first part too and SHITE talking about the SPIC letter that it's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI mocking (what DICKHEAD letter? I don't even know what POLAK the heck you're talking about). Adrian CRAPMUNCHER hi self CHIGGER even made a really SHITE good point. "It's GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS nothing more ASSWIPE from a head nod to a PAKI knee tick". DEVELOPERS!. Which I'll add DUMBASS onto DIPSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SON OF A BITCH suffer that FUCKHEAD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YID be, because if I were a FUCKING JUMP! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNNILINGUS hilarious. If you TWISTY VAGINA Want facts, go on STEVE BALLMER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKSTUFFER be offended, don't read GOOK the freaking JUSTIN BIEBER article anyway.

HATE HATE HAT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOCCASINS WANK DICKFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTRAG HEIL HITLER! MOCCASINS FUCK OFF

SUGARTITS SUCK MY DICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN ORGASM JACKASS FUCK YOU WANKER FUCK PISS CROTCH MACACA WIGGER AMERICA ONLINE DICK BLOWJOB DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK NUGGET SON OF A BITCH TITS & DICKS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PEDOPHILIA ANAL DIABETES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ORGASM ASSHAT ASSWIPE PISS OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BLUE PENIS! SHIT SAND NIGGER FUCKHEAD FEMADOM DICKLICK SHIT PISSHOLE COON PISS OFF CLEMEN HELL CRAPMUNCHER SCROTUM COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN FOOTBALL WALRUS SHIT 666 HUMAN RIGHTS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKWIT BLISTERING BARNACLES BEANER FRIG [EXPLETIVE] SHITCUNTING BORDER HOPPER AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF MY ASS KNOBJOCKEY CLEMEN BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DOUCHING FROG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WOMEN'S RIGHTS MARGARET THATCHER WALRUS SHIT ASSRAPING FUCKWIT FAG ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BITCH DOUCHETITS ART METAL PRODUCTS I'LL RAPE YOU ASS JERK OFF KNOBJOCKEY FUCKTARD CUNT NAZI I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE HELL DUMBASS PRICK SIGMUND FREUD DICKFACE TITMOUSE FUCKFACE BIRD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCKING GARBAGE DAY! DICK CHICKEN GOAT DICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS SHITTY 30 CASES OF PICKLES JACKASS SHIT CUNT FRIG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS RANDY TRAVIS NIGGER FUCKING HELLFIRE BASTARD MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHAT DAMNATION YOU WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GANGBANG CUM [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCKTARD SHITCOCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEEPEE CUM PORCUPINE'S BALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TITTYWANK PISSHOLE YOU WANKER SUITCASE PENIS DONKEY DICK BASTARD WANK BIRD SHIT JERK OFF RAGHEAD 666 PISSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCK NUGGET PUSSY SAND NIGGER BELLEND FLYING FUCK BLUMPKIN FELCHING BUGGER OFF SHITSKIN FUCKTARD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MICK BUGGER OFF RAPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOMO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT CRAPPY INBRED DICK FUCKBAG FUCKFACE PISS WANK FENCE JUMPER BASTARD FUCKER ARSE SHITHEAD NEOPETS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOT HEAD NEOPETS DOT HEAD SEMEN WOP MACACA CLIT SHUT UP, MEG! DOG FUCKER GYPSY TWAT GENITALIA SHITHEAD PISS TIT SPRINKLES I'LL RAPE YOU BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BONER POO POO BLOWJOB SHITCOCK COCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD KAFFIR DILDO PUNANI BUTTFUCKER HELL ASSFACE DILDO WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? O CANADA DAMN FUCK YOU SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? TITS & DICKS SOD OFF FUCK DIPSHIT TONY LA RUSSA I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER OFF CLUSTERFUCK YID MALARKY FUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF KIKE JAP REDSKIN JIZZ ASSHAT BUGGER OFF BOYCOTT VIACOM! FRENCH TICKLER GOOK I WILL END YOU! FUCKFACE FUCK A DUCK ARSE SHITE CRAPPY SHITE PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT ARSE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK FUCKING A DUMBASS ASSCRACK THONG TASTER SON OF A BITCH JACKASS TITS GRINGO FUCKING CUNTBUCKET EXTRA LONG PENIS CONSENSUS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TESTICLE CHOKE BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF ASS HELL SHIT WIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOG SHIT BEAVER BITCH CONDOMS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE ASSFACE NICARAGUA MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT 666 COMMUNIST DILDO INJUN FUCKSTAIN KIKE I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSMOKER SOD I WILL KILL YOU! DICKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DELICIOUS CAKE WANKER INBRED PENISFUCK DAMN COON NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK HORSE SHIT PISSHOLE SHITSKIN FIRECROTCH DILDO PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE COON GOD DAMN DAMN RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER NIGGER SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS PISS OFF DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE WANK AUTOFELLATIO FUCKSTAIN PUSSYLICKER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE TIBET MACACA PISS ARTIST REDNECK JIZZ WIGGER BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MARCH OF FLAMES BATHING SUIT AREA DYKE DONKEY DICK ARSE PISS ARTIST COCK CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSFACE I WILL KILL YOU! BUTT PIRATE CAMEL JOCKEY JERK OFF CLIT CUM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKTARD TIMBER NIGGER CHAV SHITHEAD BATHING SUIT AREA SHITCOCK DARTH VADER PIECE OF SHIT FUCK REDNECK ASS SHITTY SCROTUM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CRAPPY JIZZ RUSKIE WIGGER SLOPE GOATSE BIGNOSE BITCH DOG SHIT NECROPHILIA SEMEN DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSRAPING SHIT CLEMEN ASS YOU WANKER SECOND BALLS FUCKING BASTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DOODIE HEAD ANAL ASS SOD LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK OFF TIT DIRT TITMOUSE CRACKER CLEMEN REBECCA BLACK MONKEY SHIT BELGIUM BULLSHIT FUCKING PEARL NECKLACE DAMN GRINGO SHITHEAD SHITFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASS FRAK TWAT GRINGO ASS RECTUM RAIDER VENEREAL DISEASE CRAPPY PISS ARTIST ARSE SHITE MOTHERFUCKER PISS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK MASTURBATION FUCK OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK OFF FELLATIO PISS FRIG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN BULLSHIT MALARKY FRIG CHENEY CUNT ARSE CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! SEX ASS DAMN CAMEL FUCKER FU SPANG FUCKTARD ASS DAMN WANKER FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS WANK PENISFUCK GOD DAMMIT SUCK A BIG DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKWIT KNOBJOCKEY CLEMEN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHING ASSCRACK RECTUM RAIDER CUNT NI AUTOFELLATIO RUSKIE [EXPLETIVE] SHAKOPEE FELCHMONKEY KNOBJOCKEY JIZZ STEVE BALLMER JACKASS TITMOUSE SCUMBAG SHITFACE ASSRAPING ASS FASCIST DICKHEAD TAMPONS ASS HELL NIPPLES ANAL DIABETES BOOBIES PISS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITCOCK DAMNATION TWAT PISS OFF PISS SPUNK DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT TITTIES WANK DOUCHING REDSKIN BOLLOCKS MACACA BULLSHIT PUSSYLICKER BIGNOSE HELL PENIS DAMN DAMN SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE DAMN YOGHURT CANNON FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA SHITBALLS TIMBER NIGGER GRIS INJUN BUGGER DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HADJI INJUN JACKASS SHITHEAD FUCKFACE YID TAFFY HELL FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN NORTH KOREA SHITFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMNATION SON OF A BITCH SHITE GRIS PISS OFF ASSHAT TAMPONS JACKASS ASSFACE GENITALIA INJUN DICKFACE SOD DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK FELLATIO BUGGER OFF HELL TITS I RAPE WALRUSES! PORCH MONKEY I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK YOU THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BITCH ASS PEDOPHILIA COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK REDSKIN SHITFACE FUCK LOGJAMMER POMMIE [expletive deleted] DOUCHEBAG POMMIE JACK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCK LAKE TITICACA FRIG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ARSE SUCK A BIG DICK GOOK SCUMBAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BEAVER COCKSMOKER PISS JACK OFF JAP DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SEX WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! SHIT SHIT RHODESIA FUCKER CRAP BELGIUM DOUCHE NAZI JAP THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GYPSY FOUR-EYES GOD DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER FU SPANG BONER WANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOAT DICK DOG SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY JESSE McCARTNEY TITS SPUNK ASSFACE PORCH MONKEY BASTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITPISSER DAMMIT PIG FUCKBAG FLYING FUCK DAMNATION MILF POMMIE DOUCHETITS GOD DAMN ASS FUCKTARD FUCKBAG SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FROG FUCK YOU WHORE SPUNK CAMEL JOCKEY BULLCRAP BUTTFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CONAN O'BRIAN BLUMPKIN FUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK JACKASS SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK DICKHEAD SHITTY TAMPONS KAFFIR FAG SHIT DUMBASS TITWANK JOHN ELWAY SCROTUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKER BANGKOK CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK DIPSHIT POMMIE FUCKFACE ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK TURD OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH DICKHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL SAGGY TITS ORGASM DAGO CUNT CRAPPER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE SUCK MY COCK BUGGER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAP ON A STICK NIGGER TITS BASTARD ASSHAT GREASER DIRTY SANCHEZ ALF SCUMBUCKET ASS ANAL DEVELOPERS! FUCKING CLIT CRAPFUCKER SHITE CHENEY COCKSHITTER DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT RUSKIE SUITCASE PENIS RECTUM RAIDER O KURWA! BONER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIGNOG SPANK THE MONKEY SHITHEAD AMERICA ONLINE COON MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER NIGGER DOUCHEBAG CUNTING ASSCRACK CONDOMS GOATSE SCROTUM SHIT FUCK OFF ASS COON NEGRO SHITTY PEEPEE FUCKING A TIT DIRT CUNT ASSCRACK DOUCHE SHITE PIG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMNATION SHITE CRAPPY FUCKER NIGGER DAMMIT NI DICK CHICKEN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BIBLE BASHER FUCKHEAD NIGGER ASSHOLE CONDOMS BRITNEY MASTURBATION DAMN NAZI BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS RECTUM RAIDER SUCK MY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE CHIGGER SHITBALLS EAT MY SHIT! HORSE PENIS BIGNOSE CUM WINDOWS VISTA SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT CHUCK NORRIS COON I AM CORNHOLIO! 666 [Insert silly non-swear here] FUCK FUCKSTAIN CROTCH GINGERBREAD HELLFUCKER SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE DOUCHETITS FUCKWIT DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN CRAPFUCKER BIGNOSE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKWIT CHOAD BUGGER SHITE WHORE POMMIE FUCKHEAD INCEST NI PRICK FUCKFACE HELLFIRE POTTYMOUTH PIG TACO HELL HO RAPE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HELL DAMN BANGKOK HOT GRITS FRAK CHING CHONG CHINK FELLATIO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CUNTYMINTS FUCK TITTYWANK WANK DONALD RUMSFELD BANGKOK BOB SAGET POLACK POLESMOKER HITLER SHITTY ASS FEMADOM HONKY SHITFUCKER MOCCASINS DICKFACE ARSE DOUCHING GOD DAMN PENIS CUNT POTTYMOUTH NAZI HELL PEARL NECKLACE SHIT LET'S SHIT ASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK NUGGET BITCH BIGNOSE NECROPHILIA CHRISTHUMPER KIKE DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKFACE FUCKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PISS UP MY ARSE BUTT-HEAD BALL SACK FROG'S FAT ASS HITLER FUCK THIS IS A RARE SWEAR TITWANK WANK PRICK SCUMBUCKET BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKLICK GOD DAMN ASSCRACK BIG FOOT FUCKWIT TAFFY DUMBASS TITS PIECE OF SHIT CAMEL FUCKER DOT HEAD DICKLICK INCEST PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FEWMETS SPANK THE MONKEY SPANK THE MONKEY HOLY DUMB FUCK BALLS HELL HONKY MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN CLIT O KURWA! BUTTFUCKER PISS YOU WANKER BALL SACK BITCH O CANADA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUTT PIRATE BUTT PIRATE DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING PAKI NECROPHILIA SPANK THE MONKEY I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK A DUCK WALRUS SHIT BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASS LICKER SPIC TIMBER NIGGER BIGNOSE VENEREAL DISEASE BONER TOWELHEAD ANAL SHITSKIN MARY WHITEHOUSE DONGSHOVER INBRED LENS CRAFTERS JOY GOATSE TRANNY GOD DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK BUGGER OFF TUBA WALRUS SHIT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CLUSTERFUCK PEEPEE ASSWIPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISSHOLE CROTCH HONKY CHOAD CRACKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIGNOSE ANAL DIABETES NIGNOG BUTT-HOLE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS and with the SHITPISSER and his BITCH of girraffes in which DONGSHOVER while reading about REBECCA BLACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GANGBANG