Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI'SHITHEAD'ASS'SPICY CUNT FUCK'TESTICLE CHOKE'OSTRICH MY ASS'FUCKING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a DONKEY PUNCHER look at the HELL talk page of this ANAL article for notes or discussion before FLYING FUCK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MORGAN TSVANGIRAI neurochemical FUCK disorder BUGFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TITTYWANK, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DAMN or ASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BOOBS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIGGER TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA QUEEF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPUNK utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICK television programs to address NEOPETS Tourette's syndrome.

TAFFY Tourette's is SHITHEAD not to be GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY confused with I'LL RAPE YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TAMPONS random DAGO disorientation, culturally-TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PIECE OF SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAT'S COCK language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TWISTY VAGINA DAMMIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky OSTRICH MY ASS souvenir shoppes and massive DILDO quantities HOMO of ANAL DIABETES RUSTY TROMBONE garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITE Polite Note to the FUCK YOU Author:

The CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's CRAPMUNCHER Research Institute was FIRECROTCH founded to MONKEY SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GENITALIA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHETITS article DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YOU WANKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ARSE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FENCE JUMPER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can SPANK THE MONKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GOD DAMN TV, for always focusing on the HADJI bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
• The main POOPOO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSCRACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DONKEY PUNCHER knee BLUMPKIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BLUMPKIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCK NUGGET cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLEVELAND STEAMER school for FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become CHUFF manically depressed and SHIT commit BUTT PIRATE suicide.
• There is no ASS cure, and the PISS OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the SON OF A BITCH tics often have adverse GANGBANG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHING CHONG CHINK perodol" which caused my entire CHICKEN SHIT body to go COCKSMOKER numb and WOODPECKERSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS & DICKS it is without the FENCE JUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSWIPE the MOZILLA FIREFOX public view of Tourettes as a "GANGBANG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is LHASA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am [expletive deleted] sorry for DICK IN A BOX "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GRAPE PENIS this that really LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! annoys me. I am working towards a ASSFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSHAT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MAMA MIA, and making fun of a O CANADA horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your HELL time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “4CHAN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese EUROIPODS reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an BUDDHIST MONK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your RIVER CRABS SUCK capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. P'KANG Regards to Andrew SHITTY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The PISS bastard who wrote this article. You can FRENCH TICKLER punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE POWER article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TITTYWANK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOG SHIT and POOPY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BOOBS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PIECE OF SHIT BAND WITH 4 SPIC MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! TITTYWANK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TITTYWANK'S HOUSE

How MACACA to GOD DAMN cure BUTTFUCKER the FUCKING Tourette's RAGHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTRAG for I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's YID Syndrome PRICK is BRITNEY following GOAT DICK these SHITBALLS rules HELL in CUNTRAG order:

• 1: Avoid BITCH immature DICKHEAD little BUTTFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to FROG'S FAT ASS within RANDY TRAVIS 10 I RAPE WALRUSES!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your DOG SHIT REDSKIN SHITFACE nor JERK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell SHITE yourself you YOU WANKER don't JACKASS have ASS this LOGJAMMER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST WITH NASTY PISS OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BANGKOK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TITTYWANK last straw IN SACREMENT!

I fucking put CLUSTERFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE BIRD SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITSLINGING the TOP OF FROG THIS SHITTY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSFACE offensive. HENTAI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LET'S SHIT people who try FUCKTARD to battle SOD OFF'LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT that tight-ass PAKI 17-year-GOD DAMMIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DIPSHIT it now, but someone said FUCKSTAIN' FUCKER PRICK'WIKIPEDIA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DOUCHING is a laughing CUNT CRAPPER matter. Plus there CHOAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on MILF Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS ARTIST stuff. So INJUN that means CUNT stop getting mad at the INBRED first part too and FELCHMONKEY talking about the RAT'S COCK letter that it's BUKKAKE mocking (what HORSE PENIS letter? I don't even know what DAMN IT the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICKLICK hi self DICK even made a really DIPSHIT good point. "It's CHRISTHUMPER nothing more GOD DAMN from a head nod to a SHITSLIDE knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add DIRTY SANCHEZ onto THONG TASTER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITS suffer that SMEG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WANK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSHOLE be, because if I were a DIPSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article POLACK hilarious. If you DIPSHIT Want facts, go on MOZILLA FIREFOX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LET'S SHIT be offended, don't read BALLS the freaking PICKANINNY article anyway.

TAFFY SHITE SHIT BOLLOCKS FUCKER MILF NEGRO SUCK MY DICK RUSTY TROMBONE ASSCRACK

FUCKTARD SHAKOPEE TWAT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKHEAD SOD OFF BLUE PENIS! SUGARTITS RAPE MARCH OF FLAMES GOD DAMN HONKY POLAK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHOLE JACKASS SOD PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS OFF FUCKING A BOOBS WIGGER FUCK ARSE FUCK OFF MOLDY TITS WHORE JAP HOMO AMERICA ONLINE RUSTY TROMBONE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TURD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD ASS DOUCHE NAZI PUSSY CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BULLSHIT DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK BEANER AMERICA ONLINE DIRTY SANCHEZ BLOWJOB MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASS NAZI DAMN WANK ASSHOLE MARGARET THATCHER SHITFACE {{USERNAME}} FOUR-EYES FUCKTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BAT FUCK INSANE JACKASS GOD DAMMIT TITS CHICKEN SHIT SIGMUND FREUD FUCK JENKEM FUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS PISS OFF AMERICA ONLINE SHIT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! PENIS ON A STICK SPANK THE MONKEY POO POO BLOWJOB SEX FUCKING ARSE DONGSHOVER NIPPLES YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF NI CHOAD KISSER DELICIOUS CAKE BOB SAGET JACKASS SHIT FUCKING FLYING FUCK INCEST WIENER ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST ASS FASCIST DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKSTAIN MARCH OF FLAMES CUNTBUCKET FUCKING CHICKEN SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUCHETITS PISS ARTIST AMERICA ONLINE D'OH JIGGABOO SHITHEAD GOD DAMN BONER NIGGER FUCKFACE NIPPLES DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER SHITFACE YUKY DOODY HADJI BUTTFUCKER SHITHEAD DICKHEAD DOUCHE TACO CC PLZ DICKLICK LENS CRAFTERS ASSCRACK SHIT CHOAD MONKEY'S UNCLE HORSE SHIT FUCKER WHORE DOG FUCKER ASS GOATSE CHING CHONG CHINK DONKEY DICK MAMA MIA MARCH OF FLAMES GRINGO I WILL KILL YOU! SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POMMIE FRITZ RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK NI HENTAI SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY ALF CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS ASS WALRUS SHIT BLOWJOB GREASER JENKEM BIGNOSE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMMIT YID BUTT PIRATE PISS OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JIGGABOO PIG SHITFACE SHITTY FUCKWIT ASS ASS ASSHOLE ASSBANDIT SON OF A BITCH CARPET MUNCHER FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLACK RIGHT WING LAKE TITICACA LET'S SHIT ASS SHITSLIDE SHITE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF RAPE AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS WIENER FUCK NUGGET FUCKSTAIN DONGSHOVER ASS FELLATIO SOD OFF SHITE SHITE NIGGER SHIT KNOBJOCKEY WANK MARGARET THATCHER HO MOTHERFUCKER SHIT TOSSER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE EAT MY SHIT! SEMPRINI ORGASM CUNT BLUMPKIN DONKEY DICK REDNECK GO HOME AND DIE NAZI CUNT FEWMETS CUNT CRAPPER HELL RICK MORANIS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JACKASS CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK BIGNOSE SEMEN CONDOMS FUCKWIT PAKI CLIT SHITTY COON CUNTSWILLING DIPSHIT CHOAD CUNTRAG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS DAMN EAT MY SHIT! FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BORDER HOPPER BOOBS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HITLER DAMN BUGGER OFF BITCH STEVE BALLMER BALLS INBRED DYKE JACKASS SHIT FUCKER SHIT WANKER PORCH MONKEY DARTH VADER JOHN ELWAY I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSMOKER GIVING HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DICKFACE RAT'S COCK BITCH CUNTBUCKET NORTH KOREA GOD BLESS AMERICA NIPPLES HOT GRITS WIGGER ASSHOLE NORTH KOREA PISS ARTIST FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HOMO BOON HELL CARPET MUNCHER PISS DICK PEDOPHILIA SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE BALL SACK MONKEY SHIT WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! WOMEN'S RIGHTS WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT MALARKY HELL HO ASSHAT TACO BLUE PENIS! KRAUT DICKFACE ASS LICKER NIGNOG RUSKIE BONER FUCKING QUEEF MALARKY ANUSCAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAPE FUCKING FUCKWIT DILDO PEEPEE MOZILLA FIREFOX EPIDIDYMIS FEWMETS WOMEN'S RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MASTURBATION FUCK BIGNOSE SHITFACE BITCH DIMETHYL GLYCOL ASSHAT FIST FUCK BUGGER MOSES BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER BUTT-HOLE KRAUT FUCK NIGGER SCROTUM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BOOBS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE INBRED SLOPE TOURETTE'S IS FUN HO DOUCHE NAZI WIENER FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN SHITTY TITWANK WOMEN'S RIGHTS HO MARGARET THATCHER SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD DAMN FUCKING HELL DICK SHIT BOOBS FUCK WANK PICKANINNY NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD CUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! CULT OF THE DEAD COW JUNGLE BUNNY MILF SHIT HONKY BLUMPKIN MASTURBATION BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DIPSHIT MILF BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELLFIRE CUNT ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL CAMEL FUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS TALK PAGES DAMN IT FRENCH TICKLER DUNE COON DILDO DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCK GRINGO DAMN COCK DUMBASS ASSHAT DAMN FRAK ASS CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG RAPE TUBA HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SMEG DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS TITWANK SHITFUCKER VAGINA SCROTUM DUNE COON NIGNOG PORCUPINE'S BALLS FEMADOM DICKLICK NAZI WHORE FRITZ FUCKBAG SPANK THE MONKEY BENSON SUCKS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JACKASS SHIT CHUFF PISS OFF FUCKHEAD FUCK GOD DAMMIT SEMEN PISS OFF ALF FUCKING A WOODPECKERSHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM POLAK PUSSYLICKER BASTARD ASSBANDIT FUCK YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BITCH GRAPE PENIS DAMMIT HELLFIRE DOUCHEBAG FROG'S FAT ASS HADJI MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICK DAMN IT PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BULLSHIT PISS OFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT TITTYWANK FUCK CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD FEWMETS FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD REDSKIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH GOOK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MALARKY POMMIE WEHATEMARIO ASSWIPE DOG SHIT SHITFACE WHORE GOD DAMMIT WETBACK HELL BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK EMO BULLSHIT SHITFACE GRINGO BALLS HELLFUCKER SMEG COON PISS ARTIST CLIT WIGGER ASSHOLE PISS JAP GOAT DICK FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE I WILL END YOU! DAMNATION BALL SACK ASS DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH DOT HEAD MILF SHIT FUCK A DUCK WANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT SHIT HELL SHIT RECTUM RAIDER GOD DAMMIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK YOU SHITTY BOOBIES LENS CRAFTERS FUCK ASSCRACK KAFFIR IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT PIG PENIS FUCK YOU FUCKING A HELL BOYCOTT VIACOM! ARSE PENIS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BUDDHISM DICK IN A BOX PEEPEE SHITFUCKER INBRED SHITCUNTING CLUSTERFUCK EXTRA LONG PENIS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSBANDIT COON BASTARD DONKEY DICK DUNE COON CRAPFUCKER HELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NIGGER TITS SHIT LIKE A HORSE JERK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OSTRICH MY ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE WILLY WONKA WANK GOD DAMN BITCH BOON ASSWIPE COLGATE WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ROSIE O'DONNELL JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CONAN O'BRIAN COCKSUCKER CTHULHU FHTAGN TWAT GIVING HEAD FUCKING IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK EMO NI RUSTY TROMBONE ASSFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHOAD KISSER WIENER BASTARD JACK OFF CRAP DUNE COON SPUNK BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE DOUCHING CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT ASS ASSFACE DIPSHIT JACKASS SHIT DICK INBRED THONG TASTER NIPPLES I AM CORNHOLIO! BATHING SUIT AREA HELL PISS OFF JIZZ CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BORDER HOPPER FUCKWIT DOUCHING HOSER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK SCUMBUCKET PEDOPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK GOATSE FLYING FUCK CRAPPY JUNGLE BUNNY JUSTIN BIEBER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BITCH SCUMBUCKET PEARL NECKLACE JENKEM HO FLYING FUCK PISS OFF MY ASS PISS ARTIST BITCH SCROTUM CRAPPY CROTCH PRICK KRAUT GOOK BUGGER JACKASS HORSE PENIS ASSWIPE FRENCH TICKLER SPUNK BATMAN & ROBIN MOLDY TITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA ASS SIGMUND FREUD DOG FUCKER PEEPEE PENIS SHITE CHOAD CRAP ON A STICK FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA ROSIE O'DONNELL ASSFACE TWAT BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPMUNCHER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MARCH OF FLAMES ANUSCAKE SHITSLIDE CLUSTERFUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER GRINGO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK FEMADOM MOTHERFUCKER ARSE ASSWIPE suck my mothers PRICK COCK OH SHI– RAT'S ASS FUCK HAIL SATAN! MONKEY'S UNCLE I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASS FIREWALLS FUCKING JERK OFF WEHATEMARIO SHITHEAD FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SHAKOPEE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JAP PENIS SHIT HELL WIGGER NIPPLES TRANNY PRICK BONG SHITSLINGING TOSSER CUNNILINGUS GYPSY CHUFF PECKERHEAD HELL WANK TITS DARTH VADER JACK OFF FUCKHEAD CUNT DIPSHIT FELCHING DILDO TAFFY PORCH MONKEY BOOBIES CUM COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO DEVELOPERS! FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT ORGASM WIENER FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN TITS SPIC CUNTSWILLING RAT'S COCK FUCK OFF KAFFIR SEMEN SEX TITTYWANK JOHNNY PISS OFF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DOG SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE YUKY DOODY TITWANK BIGNOSE [Insert silly non-swear here] D'OH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PORCH MONKEY HELL FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKBAG PUSSY NAZI JACKASS BOB SAGET CHENEY JERK OFF FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JOHN ELWAY JIZZ CHOAD SOD SCUMBUCKET PEDOPHILIA CUNTRAG FEMADOM ASSHAT SHIT ASS ASSRAMMER HELL CC PLZ COMMUNIST DILDO FELLATIO BLOWJOB FUCKER PISS OFF FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER FIST FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ BALLS CHAV BOON BITCH CLUSTERFUCK JACK OFF SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CRAPPY ARSE CUNT ARSE CHENEY BELGIUM CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL GOD DAMMIT NAZI ASS LICKER CUNT COCK DICK CHICKEN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUTT-HEAD FUCKFACE JIZZ RAPE ASS FASCIST SHITCUNTING HELL JACKASS REDSKIN CRAPMUNCHER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK ASS CLEMEN BITCH DICKWAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CUNT DAMN GOD DAMN ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER GOOK FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN TITS ASS FUCK CUNT BASTARD POOPY YOUR MOM SHITSLINGING PISSHOLE INCEST FUCKFACE SCUMBAG JACK ABRAMOFF SHUT UP, MEG! RAGHEAD CHICKEN SHIT DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RUSTY TROMBONE CUNTRAG FUCKFACE WANK BASTARD HORSE SHIT ASSCRACK FEWMETS BLOWJOB [expletive deleted] ASS LICKER NICARAGUA JACKASS COCKSHITTER CRAPFUCKER CUNNILINGUS RAPE HORSE SHIT WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSKIN FUCK YOU WIENER FUCKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SCROTUM [Insert silly non-swear here] ASSFACE DICKLICK MILF SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES BALL SACK MOTHERFUCKER PEDOPHILIA SHITSLINGING TIT SPRINKLES CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT ANUSCAKE YOU WANKER TITS DAMN CUNT CUNT CRAPMUNCHER QUEEF RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT MICK BUGFUCK suck my mothers RUSTY TROMBONE NIPPLES STRAWBERRY ASS DICK IN A BOX FEWMETS PUSSY CUNNILINGUS YOGHURT CANNON EPIDIDYMIS SHITSLINGING POTTYMOUTH JENKEM DAMN IT HORSE SHIT MONKEY SHIT YOU WANKER BULLSHIT WOP ASS BUGGER OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITBALLS POTTYMOUTH COON SCUMBAG DOUCHING FIRECROTCH PEEPEE TOTAL SHIT AMERICA ONLINE TITS BONER BUTTFUCKER EMO ASS DUNE COON NIGGER BUGFUCK YOU WANKER ASSHOLE INCEST POOPY CARPET MUNCHER BIG FOOT I'LL RAPE YOU JOY ASS MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SOD OFF PISS ARTIST BONG ASSHOLE FUCK NIGGER TITS PENIS DICKHEAD RECTUM RAIDER CUNT SACRAMENTO BLUE PENIS! TAMPON IN MY ASS YOU WANKER SEMEN INBRED MOCCASINS MARY WHITEHOUSE JACKASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKLICK P'KANG DOG FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMMIT TURD DAMN RAGHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFACE RAT'S COCK ORGASM INBRED DYKE SACRAMENTO HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! SEX FUCKING BASEBALL HELL MALL SANTA NEOPETS HELL LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MILF SHITCUNTING BASTARD BONER FUCK FUCKHEAD DAMN RANDY TRAVIS POMMIE GENITALIA BRUSH MA TEETH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BANGKOK FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY BALLS NIGNOG BASTARD FRIG FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT FAGGOT WETBACK FUCKING FUCKWIT SHITFACE BELGIUM BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKTARD FUCKER DICKFACE BUGFUCK SOD ASS FUCKBAG WHORE YID COCK CRAPMUNCHER PIG SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKFACE DICKFACE BELLEND SAMUEL L. JACKSON NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUM SON OF A BITCH FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! ASSRAPING NI YOUR MOM BITCH POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS QUEEF JERRY RAT'S COCK SHITTY [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] JUNGLE BUNNY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKBAG SHITE GIVING HEAD GENITALIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HITLER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BALLS COCKSUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE suck my mothers BULLSHIT HELLFUCKER TWAT GOD DAMN COCKSUCKER FUCKWIT NORTH KOREA SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCK OFF PENISFUCK COON BITCH KAFFIR SHITFUCKER GENITALIA ASSFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PUSSY NECROPHILIA WETBACK KRAUT BIG FOOT PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMN NINTENDOGS FUCKWIT CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS JAP COCKSMOKER YOU WANKER SHIT FUCKER BONER PUSSY BORDER HOPPER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG and with the EPIDIDYMIS and his PUSSY of girraffes in which THONG TASTER while reading about FENCE JUMPER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TWISTY VAGINA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUCHEBAG