Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BONER, sudden PENIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHIT or SHITPISSER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GRIS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GREASER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HELL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PISSHOLE ASSRAPING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOG SHIT utterFUCKance of socially BIRD SHIT objectionable words).
FIST FUCK Tourette's is HELLFIRE not to be ARSE confused with BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BOLLOCKS random VENEREAL DISEASE disorientation, culturally-CLIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIGGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PUSSYLICKER language, WOODPECKERSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TAMPONS CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FAGGOT souvenir shoppes and massive PISSHOLE quantities JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS of ANAL DIABETES DICKFACE garbage.
Darnit.
A SHITSLINGING Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JAP article FLYING RAT'S ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLEMEN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MONKEY'S UNCLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PIECE OF SHIT.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUTOFELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers DOUCHING swear. You can EARS OF CHRIST blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTTFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA bad side of a terrible SHITE thing.
- The main DONKEY PUNCHER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MARCH OF FLAMES involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small pen0r knee BIRD SHIT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is THONG TASTER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKING JUMP! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FIRECROTCH school for ORGASM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUKKAKE sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and EARS OF CHRIST commit BOOBIES suicide.
- There is no HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS cure, and the SAND NIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the FAG tics often have adverse ASSCRACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WALRUS SHIT perodol" which caused my entire KIKE body to go FUCK YOU numb and O CANADA basically made it NIGGA! worse than SCUMBUCKET it is without the I WILL END YOU! drug.
I am an active member of a BUTTFUCKER tourette syndrome BALL SACK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating RUSKIE the POTTYMOUTH public view of Tourettes as a "ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWAT much much (hand spasms) more...
I am INBRED sorry for DICKFACE "hi-jacking" your ORGASM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM this that really WANK annoys me. I am working towards a BUTT PIRATE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITFACE, and making fun of a BULLCRAP horrible disorder is (not) SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BRITNEY time.
Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “RUSKIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply
As PRINCE PHILIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PRINCE PHILIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an GOOGLE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! in countries TIBET leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.
Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen
P.S. PISS OFF Regards to Andrew ASS LICKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply
As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COON saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my TAFFY intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine BONER Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FENCE JUMPER and QUEEF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BITCH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHRIST OF TABERNACLE BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! BONER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BONER'S HOUSE
How FRED PHELPS to FUCKHEAD cure MOCCASINS the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's ASS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment WOMEN'S RIGHTS for FUCK OFF Tourette's TURD Syndrome ORGASM is COCKSMOKER following HELL these ARSE rules GINGERBREAD in JESSE McCARTNEY order:
- 1: Avoid SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS immature JOHN SMILEY FACE little FUCKSTAIN kids,
- 2: Count to BITCH within MARY WHITEHOUSE 10 MOLDY TITSseconds,
- 3: Do not open your SHIT CUNT ASSHOLE nor DIPSHIT talk,
- 4: Tell BALL SACK yourself you WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? don't FUCK have DOUCHING this FUCK NUGGET disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOU WANKER WITH NASTY COON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WEHATEMARIO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the BONER last straw SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!
I fucking put CARPET MUNCHER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PRICK the TOP OF DICKLICK THIS BUGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TUBA offensive. GREASER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CRACKER people who try DICKHEAD to battle TACO'[expletive deleted] that tight-ass BASTARD 17-year-WANKER—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BIG FOOT it now, but someone said I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!' ASS BASTARD'SOD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JACK OFF is a laughing BULLCRAP matter. Plus there PISSHOLE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHOAD KISSER Uncyclopedia, there are NIGNOG articles TUBA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So HADJI that means RUSTY TROMBONE stop getting mad at the HORSE SHIT first part too and FELLATIO talking about the WHORE letter that it's PENIS mocking (what TOWELHEAD letter? I don't even know what ASSCRACK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIPSHIT hi self ARSE even made a really GO COUNT YOUR DICK good point. "It's KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH nothing more DUNE COON from a head nod to a YOU WANKER knee tick". DOODIE HEAD. Which I'll add FUCKHEAD onto NAZI saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS suffer that CLEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNTRAG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DOG FUCKER be, because if I were a BEAVER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JERRY hilarious. If you TITMOUSE Want facts, go on FUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HOLY DUMB FUCK be offended, don't read GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS the freaking SUGARTITS article anyway.
DAMN FUCKBAG DOT HEAD SHITSLINGING DAMN MASTURBATION WIGGER FUDGEPACKER CRAPMUNCHER MILF
DOUCHE TITWANK DAMN IT BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES NIGGER TITS DOUCHEBAG CONDOMS I'LL RAPE YOU DICKWAD CRAPFUCKER GOAT DICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CHINK SHITHEAD REBECCA BLACK ASSFACE DAMN ORGASM BUTTFUCKER JERK OFF ASSHOLE WALRUS SHIT GIVING HEAD PEARL NECKLACE POMMIE FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIPSHIT DAMN IT INJUN KIKE HAIL SATAN! DAMN GRUE RAPE BUGFUCK O CANADA TITS WALRUS SHIT INCEST MALARKY ASSHAT CHUFF TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX WALRUS SHIT SHIT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FOUR-EYES SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FREE ELECTIONS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SCUMBAG NIGGER ARSE SUGARTITS WIENER FUCKWIT BATHING SUIT AREA BORDER HOPPER POLAK PENIS ON A STICK SHITTY CAMEL JOCKEY SHIT PISS CAMEL JOCKEY YID FUCKBAG GENITALIA BITCH BLUMPKIN ASS GRINGO SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JACKASS FELLATIO HONKY FUCKFACE EMO SLOPE PISSHOLE DAMMIT SHITPISSER CANNED QUOTE DICK IN A BOX SHITHEAD GIVING HEAD PISS OFF CUM FUCKFACE DAMN BASTARD KIDDY FIDDLER BALLS SCROTUM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ASSCRACK [EXPLETIVE] MALARKY NIGGER PISS BORDER HOPPER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNNILINGUS JACKASS OLD CHRIST OF A GRAPE PENIS FRITZ WANK HELL HONKY SCUMBAG IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! FUCKWIT JAP BASTARD JACKASS DICK TITS JERK OFF FUCK ALEX TREBEK FLYING RAT'S ASS HAIL SATAN! WANK ASSCRACK SNUFF PORN PENISBIRD REDNECK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITE FUCKER FUCK REDSKIN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BEAVER SHITFUCKER REDSKIN HOSER CAMEL FUCKER FUCK ASSHOLE ASS JACKASS BASTARD POO POO BLOWJOB INCEST DONKEY DICK MOLDY TITS BUGGER OFF ASSWIPE DOUCHING DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN BOON SHITE FUCKFACE WIENER WANK HELL HELL BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GIVING HEAD COCK PISS UP MY ARSE PENIS BASTARD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ALF PIECE OF SHIT NIGNOG JOHNNY DICKHEAD HOLY DUMB FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL ARSE SHITFUCKER CLIT HOSER ASSHAT WANK SHITFUCKER COON MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD HELL CHAV PISS OFF CLIT WINDOWS VISTA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE FAG CLIT MASTURBATION BOB SAGET ASSWIPE PEDOPHILIA SHITCOCK SHITCOCK DAMN IT SCUMBAG GOAT DICK SON OF A BITCH RAT'S COCK DONKEY DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DONGSHOVER CLEMEN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHAKOPEE WANK FUCKTARD FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS WEHATEMARIO ASSBANDIT VENEREAL DISEASE SACRAMENTO JAP HORSE SHIT PISS PISS BITCH NI TENTACLE RAPE CUNTBUCKET SCROTUM GOATSE CARPET MUNCHER DICKLICK BIGNOSE ASS CLUSTERFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS BEANER BUTT-HOLE QUEEF CUNTSWILLING POLAK WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS YOU WANKER FUCK A DUCK BASTARD SHITFACE YUKY DOODY CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON EXTRA LONG PENIS SCUMBUCKET GREASER FUCK TAMPONS CRAPFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN PIG ASS SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU ASSCRACK SHITCOCK MICK FUCK FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT HORSE PENIS DOUCHING KIDDY FIDDLER JOHNNY WANK ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMMIT DAGO GOD DAMMIT RAPE SAND NIGGER NORTH KOREA DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMN NIGGER BOON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NICARAGUA TIT SPRINKLES DAMN ASSRAPING PISSHOLE CLIT ASS PUSSY SHITE KRAUT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHIT CUNT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY BULLCRAP ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER SHITE FEWMETS RIGHT WING CUNTING ASSCRACK [expletive deleted] MOTHERFUCKER CRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAT'S ASS NIGNOG SHITBALLS TURD PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHING BUGFUCK FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS REBECCA BLACK THONG TASTER FIST FUCK CHIGGER LOGJAMMER CUNT JIGGABOO CUNT CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BULLSHIT TURD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAGO FUCK OFF 666 WETBACK BALL SACK FUCKWIT DICK TITS NAZI PUSSY CHRISTHUMPER SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA STEVE BALLMER DOUCHEBAG INJUN SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN JOHN SMILEY FACE BOOBS BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER DICK CHICKEN FUCKBAG AMERICA ONLINE DUMBASS DOUCHETITS FUCKWIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK MILF FUCKTARD TITTIES TITTYWANK POMMIE SON OF A BITCH ASS COCKSMOKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE BOYCOTT VIACOM! PRICK POLAK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WARNER MUSIC GROUP YID ROSIE O'DONNELL MICK LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMN O CANADA ASSWIPE DONKEY PUNCHER WANK FELLATIO SHITSLINGING TITS PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER WANKSPLAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK HELL SMEG I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY TENTACLE RAPE PIG FRENCH TICKLER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU HADJI FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING CLIT HO AMERICA ONLINE SHITE WANK SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GOD DAMMIT SHIT FREE ELECTIONS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SON OF A BITCH ORGASM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKING BALL SACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! PECKERHEAD ASS DONKEY PUNCHER TAFFY ASSCRACK BITCH FUCKING A DOUCHING DOG SHIT DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS JERRY HELL PEARL NECKLACE SHITE GOD DAMMIT SHIT TWAT FROG'S FAT ASS HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY GIVING HEAD SHITFACE WANKSPLAT DONKEY DICK YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE SEMEN CHUFF YOU WANKER BALLS WANK I'LL RAPE YOU HELL REDNECK BOLLOCKS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS ASS FUCK YOU DUNE COON DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK FLAMING ASS BADGER EMO FENCE JUMPER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PAKI JUSTIN BIEBER EXTRA LONG PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY BULLCRAP DONKEY DICK JACKASS SHIT SAND NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIPPLES DONKEY DICK JAP WEHATEMARIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUKKAKE DOUCHE NIGGER TITS MOCKIE SHIT CROTCH SHITBALLS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTY COCKSMOKER CARPET MUNCHER BALLS ASSHOLE FEMADOM DAMNED TABERNACLE WIKIPEDIA PISS FUCKING WANK BORDER HOPPER WOODPECKERSHIT HELL BITCH FUCKING SHITHEAD HELL FUCKFACE FUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER ORGASM FIST FUCK JERRY SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT CRAP SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BALLS CAMEL JOCKEY CLIT TWAT DONKEY DICK FENCE JUMPER DELICIOUS CAKE FEMADOM TANK MAN SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CUNT CRAPPER PENISBIRD JACKASS SHIT SHITHEAD ARFENHOUSE FELCHING FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT HONKY JUSTIN BIEBER LAKE TITICACA CONAN O'BRIAN MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAPMUNCHER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BUTTFUCKER DOG FUCKER PRICK SLOPE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FENCE JUMPER TITTIES ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER FELLATIO HAPPINESS BALL SACK FENCE JUMPER BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT BIG FOOT JACKASS BALL SACK DICKLICK ARSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY PISS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT CRAPPER SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO SNUFF PORN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CUNT ASSFACE I WILL KILL YOU! DOT HEAD DAMMIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING A TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! 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CHAV JOHNNY GOD DAMN CUNTRAG DUMBASS YOU WANKER SHITCOCK DICKFACE SHAKOPEE MALARKY YOU WANKER FUCK OFF TITMOUSE VAGINA PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK FUCKFACE POMMIE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GOD DAMMIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTTFUCKER BOOBIES SUCK MY DICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TITTIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNTRAG GOD DAMN FRITZ JACKASS SHIT JACK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN SAMUEL L. JACKSON PENIS FRAK ASS ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HO SHIT LIKE A HORSE SOD OFF FUCK BASTARD REBECCA BLACK POOPY MASTURBATION FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SEX SHIT ABO MOTHERFUCKER CRAP CUNT MAMA MIA RAGHEAD FUCKER ASSCRACK DICKHEAD SHITHEAD COCKGOBLIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHIT FUCK YOU EMO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JOHNNY MOCKIE WANKER ASSHOLE PUSSY TOSSER DOT HEAD CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A JENKEM BOOBIES PIECE OF SHIT TOSSER JIZZ DYKE DUNE COON FUCKER SCUMBAG PEARL NECKLACE WOP CHOAD KISSER GIVING HEAD SPIC DICKHEAD BUKKAKE ASS NIPPLES GENITALIA DICKLICK SHITHEAD GRINGO FUCKWIT ARSE SHITSKIN BITCH DIPSHIT NIPPLES DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ARSE COCKSMOKER DOUCHE NAZI TITS & DICKS TITTYWANK GOATSE PISS OFF DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHENEY JUNGLE BUNNY TWAT WIGGER BORDER HOPPER DICK SHIT TOTAL SPUNK JIZZ PISS ARTIST SHITE DAMN GRAPE PENIS CHENEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! INJUN FUCKING FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK DIPSHIT CLEMEN TITS SHITSLINGING BUNG-HOLE DAMN CUNT CHOAD SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK BLUMPKIN CUNT ASSCRACK DAMN DAMN GENITALIA MALARKY ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAPE SEX BUGGER BUGGER OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL YOU WANKER NIGGER FUCKBAG BUGGER OFF CUNT FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER POOPY PISS DYKE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WANK CUNT MARGARET THATCHER FELCHING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS GOAT DICK GOD DAMN BASTARD BOOBS NI BITCH SUCK MY DICK CHOAD KISSER WANK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RICK MORANIS DICKLICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT CRAPPER ASSBANDIT DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SHITE GINGERBREAD DOUCHE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKING FUCKFUCKER OSTRICH MY ASS COCK DICKFACE DOUCHING PEEPEE COCK SHITFACE DUNE COON BOOBIES VENEREAL DISEASE PISSHOLE CHIGGER FUCK OFF FUCKTARD TWAT DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK SUITCASE PENIS O CANADA MR. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WIKIPEDIA PEDOPHILIA WOODPECKERSHIT TITMOUSE CHOAD KISSER SHITCOCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN FUCKHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SPANK THE MONKEY DELICIOUS CAKE FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKWIT DICKLICK GREASER PIECE OF SHIT INJUN CLEMEN CHIGGER CUNT FUCK YOU DAMN SHITHEAD DYKE SON OF A BITCH PENISBIRD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKHEAD STEVE BALLMER GOOK DAMN MALARKY MACACA CUM CHAV SOD OFF JOHNNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER PUSSY SHITE MOCKIE CLUSTERFUCK GO HOME AND DIE CUNT CRAPMUNCHER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SLOPE PEDOPHILIA DOG FUCKER ASSRAPING PUSSYLICKER WEHATEMARIO JACKASS FRIG RAPE ASSWIPE SHITE FUCK DICKHEAD POOPY COCKSUCKER KIKE SAND NIGGER SEMEN ASS CUNTBUCKET SHIT SPUNK HELL CHINK TIT SPRINKLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK DICKHEAD DUMBASS WETBACK ASSHOLE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! MALL SANTA REDSKIN DIPSHIT Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive ASSFACE and with the MASTURBATION and his ASSHOLE of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE while reading about CUNNILINGUS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter.
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See FUCKSTAIN also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- BELLEND
Article written in the style of its subject This article is BORDER HOPPER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its CRAPMUNCHER subject. If you do not find it funny FUCKFACE, it is probably because you are an INBRED SOD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. PECKERHEAD If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a JOHNNY joke loses its humour JACK OFF when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so DAMN ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITTY needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FROG'S FAT ASS SEX DICKFACE PUSSY!!!!!I <3 COCK |

