Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NEOPETS'PENISBIRD'I LIKE BUSH'CUNNILINGUS'COLGATE'SHITE'MOCCASINS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITTING DICK NIPPLES look at the DICKFACE talk page of this SHITBALLS article for notes or discussion before TWAT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNTING ASSCRACK neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSEBADGERS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TWAT, sudden MASTURBATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TITS or BONG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICK TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITSLINGING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNTING ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA D'OH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KAFFIR SHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous LAKE TITICACA utterFUCKance of socially HORSE SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD television programs to address P'KANG Tourette's syndrome.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Tourette's is MASTURBATION not to be JUSTIN BIEBER confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PIECE OF SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FEMADOM random FUCK disorientation, culturally-REDNECK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GYPSY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIENER language, HELLFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHINK BUTTFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKTARD quantities DOUCHING of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS garbage.

Darnit.

A [Insert silly non-swear here] Polite Note to the FLYING FUCK Author:

The VAGINA Tourette's SHIT Research Institute was FUCKFACE founded to VAGINA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOD DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FELCHMONKEY article FUCKWIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITTY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOUCHING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance INJUN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MALARKY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DUMBASS Tourrette's sufferers suck my mothers swear. You can DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame VAGINA TV, for always focusing on the WANKSPLAT bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main PUNANI symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKHEAD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKSTAIN knee BUTTFUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CRACKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GANGBANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOURETTE'S IS FUN school for LIKE FATHER LIKE SON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage LIMEY sufferers to become TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE manically depressed and MOCKIE commit AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS suicide.
• There is no TITS cure, and the ASSHAT drugs that are available to, "calm" the POLAK tics often have adverse DAGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PEEPEE perodol" which caused my entire FUCKER body to go BITCH numb and SHAKOPEE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BATHING SUIT AREA it is without the PENIS drug.

I am an active member of a pen0r tourette syndrome NIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHICKEN SHIT the I WILL KILL YOU! public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BALLS sorry for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD "hi-jacking" your FUCKING A entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASS this that really DUNE COON annoys me. I am working towards a YOU WANKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FAG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be RAPE, and making fun of a DICKWAD horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUSSY time.

Best RAGHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill HUMAN RIGHTS Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY in countries TANK MAN leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. SON OF A BITCH Regards to Andrew FEWMETS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The FRITZ bastard who wrote this article. You can NAZI punch him if you OSTRICH MY ASS want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DAGO saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TWAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PEARL NECKLACE and FUCKTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PUSSY music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CROTCH BAND WITH 4 JACKASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOCCASINS HORSE! TWAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TWAT'S HOUSE

How NIPPLES to NECROPHILIA cure BUKKAKE the KIKE Tourette's BLOWJOB Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOOBIES for BASTARD Tourette's I WILL END YOU! Syndrome BITCH is INCEST following LENS CRAFTERS these SEMEN rules DICK CHICKEN in BOOBS order:

• 1: Avoid CUNTYMINTS immature ARSE little RECTUM RAIDER kids,
• 2: Count to BANGKOK within SHAKOPEE 10 SPANK THE MONKEYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SCUMBUCKET TITTYWANK CARPET MUNCHER nor PENIS ON A BUN talk,
• 4: Tell DICKHEAD yourself you FUCKHEAD don't SHITTY have JAP this SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUNG-HOLE WITH NASTY SLOPE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TWAT last straw SAGGY TITS!

I fucking put DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BOYCOTT VIACOM! the TOP OF SHITSKIN THIS PISS ARTIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WOP offensive. DOG FUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try ARSE to battle PISSHOLE'WANK that tight-ass JOHNNY 17-year-ASSFACE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find HELL it now, but someone said SUCK COCKS IN HELL!' SCUMBUCKET RIGHT WING'DELICIOUS CAKE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK OFF is a laughing I WILL END YOU! matter. Plus there WOODPECKERSHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITPISSER Uncyclopedia, there are TITS articles JACKASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITTY stuff. So DAMN IT that means DOG FUCKER stop getting mad at the TACO first part too and CHICKEN SHIT talking about the KRAUT letter that it's RUSTY TROMBONE mocking (what HOCKEY letter? I don't even know what PISS OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian CAPITALISM hi self MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE even made a really CUM good point. "It's PISS OFF nothing more DUMBASS from a head nod to a TITMOUSE knee tick". JACKASS SHIT. Which I'll add ASSCRACK onto JIZZ saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BIGNOSE suffer that FUCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUTT PIRATE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNTRAG be, because if I were a NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOOBS hilarious. If you FUCKFACE Want facts, go on BUGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read BUTT PIRATE the freaking MR WINKLER IS GAY article anyway.

CC PLZ FELLATIO MARCH OF FLAMES BITCH CHRISTHUMPER BLOWJOB [Insert yet another person's name here] BITCH FUCKWIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST

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KIKE DICK CHICKEN DICKHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SOD OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITCOCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TOTAL SHITSLIDE PISS OFF AY-AY-AY BUTT-HEAD JACKASS FROG CHICKEN SHIT PEDOPHILIA SOD CUNT WANKSPLAT JIGGABOO CLEVELAND STEAMER ART METAL PRODUCTS HORSE PENIS DILDO WIGGER DOUCHE PIGFUCKER FUCKTARD CLEMEN SHITSLINGING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COON HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSWIPE SHITFACE MONKEY'S UNCLE ABO PUNANI BOLLOCKS SHITFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT JERK OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JIZZ PENIS BLOWJOB DAMN IT SCROTUM YOU WANKER ARSE JACKASS BOOBIES ANAL SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCKSTAIN PAKI PEDOPHILIA SHIT DOUCHING PORCH MONKEY TIMBER NIGGER PISS OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHIT DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF FIST FUCK FLYING FUCK REDSKIN FRIG HELL SHITSLINGING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS SUGARTITS CHAV GANGBANG STUB PIGFUCKER HELL BASTARD DONKEY PUNCHER COCKSUCKER ANUSCAKE JAP JACK OFF DICK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK MR. 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HELL JIGGABOO BASTARD HENTAI INJUN FUCK GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK TACO CROTCH ASSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE TITS DICKWAD PISS UP MY ARSE TWAT TWO-INCH PENIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUM I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF DOUCHING NIGGER WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NICARAGUA CUM I WILL END YOU! BATHING SUIT AREA SACRAMENTO CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BUTT PIRATE POTTYMOUTH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITTY SLOPE NI DOUCHEBAG BITCH CLIT JIGGABOO SHITE RAPE DICKHEAD TITS PISS OFF BITCH CARPET MUNCHER YID FUCKING A CUNT AMERICA ONLINE FUCKING A CLEVELAND STEAMER PENIS ON A BUN BONER FUCKBAG BUKKAKE MOCCASINS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POMMIE WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! LET'S SHIT SHITTY BITCH LET'S SHIT SOD TITS & DICKS DOUCHEBAG WANKER SHIT BULLSHIT DICKFACE PIGFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FIRECROTCH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! REBECCA BLACK DICKFACE DOUCHE NAZI FUCKER FUCK OFF TWISTY VAGINA SHIT LIKE A HORSE LOGJAMMER WIENER FUCKTARD SHITHEAD CRACKER MALL SANTA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COON MALARKY FRENCH TICKLER PIGFUCKER GOD DAMMIT DESU FRITZ DUMBASS PORCH MONKEY ASS HELL DAMNATION DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITTY PISS VAGINA POWERSHIT DIPSHIT CUNT NIGGER TITS DAMN FLYING FUCK NAZI TAFFY BOOBS FUCKSTAIN NIGGER ASSHOLE DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUNTBUCKET SOD OFF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT MARGARET THATCHER COON WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FLYING FUCK FUCK BUGGER OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUGGER OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUM ASS FUCKING ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE DOT HEAD CUNTRAG DAMN JERRY JERK OFF HELL CHOAD FUCK BULLSHIT SHITE GRINGO GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD HORSE SHIT TWAT NIGNOG SOD FRED PHELPS MACACA BUGGER PISS DARTH VADER TWAT [Insert stupid word you just made up here] NEGRO GYPSY HELL PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT BLUMPKIN MAMA MIA ROSIE O'DONNELL EPIDIDYMIS WANK FUCK YOU pen0r NIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER MOCKIE FUCKING JUMP! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RANDY TRAVIS FUCK OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NECROPHILIA JOHNNY CONDOMS REDSKIN FUCKING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAPMUNCHER HORSE PENIS POOPY BITCH MOCCASINS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JACKASS TITS DUMBASS BASTARD DAMMIT DOUCHE BUGFUCK NIPPLES MACACA FUCKSTAIN PUSSYLICKER CLIT PISS OFF PISS ARTIST FUCKER CUNTYMINTS KIKE POLACK MOCKIE SHIT WANKSPLAT NIPPLES TWAT TIT SPRINKLES SHITE ASSRAMMER REDSKIN CHRISTHUMPER BALL SACK RAPE FOUR-EYES BITCH BLUE PENIS! RAT'S COCK TURD PISS HENTAI CHIGGER GOOK SHITFUCKER DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD BORDER HOPPER DAMN COCKSUCKER LET'S SHIT MONKEY BALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FENCE JUMPER YUKY DOODY JACKASS BASTARD FAGGOT CUNNILINGUS PISSHOLE PENIS JAP TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MICK BLUMPKIN POMMIE SHIT WIKIPEDIA BUNG-HOLE DIPSHIT CUNT O CANADA PICKANINNY FUCKING RECTUM RAIDER DAMN MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD DIPSHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DOUCHE NAZI CRAP ON A STICK JESSE McCARTNEY SHITFUCKER SCUMBUCKET SEX PISS ARTIST SHITFACE WIENER HORSE SHIT YOUR MOM EXTRA LONG PENIS WIGGER FUCKWIT JENKEM FUCKFACE PISSHOLE CUNT JERRY FUCKING A PISSHOLE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT BUGGER ASSHAT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO MASTURBATION GOD DAMMIT DICK FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUGGER LET'S SHIT MARGARET THATCHER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKTARD FENCE JUMPER AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] SHITSKIN CAPTAIN CRUNCH FROG'S FAT ASS JERRY COCK HITLER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKING [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] PUSSYLICKER FELLATIO TOTAL INBRED CHOAD RAPE MOTHERFUCKER BONER COON SHIT CUNT DUMBASS TESTICLE CHOKE CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF SHIT HOMO SEX RAPE FLYING RAT'S ASS JACK ABRAMOFF BITCH CUNTBUCKET DAMNATION MOCKIE BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH POMMIE CLIT PUNANI RAPE MICK BASTARD WIENER DAMN FOUR-EYES SHITCUNTING FLYING RAT'S ASS QUEEF GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK OH SHI– PISS RUSTY TROMBONE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SPANK THE MONKEY FLYING FUCK BALLS CUM ASSWIPE TITTIES BALL SACK SHITE RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO DELICIOUS CAKE JACK ABRAMOFF DAMMIT DAMN IT FELCHING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FEMADOM NEGRO FUCKBAG PISS OFF BELLEND LENS CRAFTERS CRAP CUNT CHOAD KISSER SAND NIGGER BELGIUM BUGFUCK FUCKING EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM VAGINA POTTYMOUTH CUNT TOSSER CLEVELAND STEAMER WHITE RIGHTS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISSHOLE and with the WIKIPEDIA and his SOD of girraffes in which DICKHEAD while reading about DAMNATION!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PRICK