Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ASS'DAMMIT'FUCK'HOMO'POMMIE'666'HOMO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TAFFY, sudden JUNGLE BUNNY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MY COMMUNION WAFER OF or TITTYWANK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly INJUN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TOTAL by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WOP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MILF FUCKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially BITCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN IT Tourette's is BULLCRAP not to be PIG confused with CRAP Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOT HEAD random LIMEY disorientation, culturally-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth 30 CASES OF PICKLES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FENCE JUMPER language, GANGBANG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BOON RAT'S ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY souvenir shoppes and massive BEANER quantities FROG'S FAT ASS of ANAL DIABETES JIZZ garbage.

Darnit.

A FENCE JUMPER Polite Note to the FIST FUCK Author:

The VAGINA Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Research Institute was FUCK founded to BIRD SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HENTAI article PISSHOLE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DIPSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JUSTIN BIEBER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers ASSWIPE swear. You can COON blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TV, for always focusing on the CUNNILINGUS bad side of a terrible SPRINKLES thing.
• The main WANKSPLAT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YID involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TITTYWANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TIT SPRINKLES knee CHRISTIANITY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HI, BILLY MAYS HERE school for TWO-INCH PENIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANKER sufferers to become SPUNK manically depressed and MONKEY SHIT commit COCKSTUFFER suicide.
• There is no TONY LA RUSSA cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISSHOLE tics often have adverse TWAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCROTUM perodol" which caused my entire COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS body to go BASTARD numb and FUDGEPACKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a SAMUEL L. JACKSON tourette syndrome EPIDIDYMIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FALSE BENSON the JOHN ELWAY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKTARD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is POOPOO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LET'S SHIT sorry for CRAPMUNCHER "hi-jacking" your DICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUNG-HOLE this that really ASSWIPE annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BUTT-HOLE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI, and making fun of a DONKEY DICK horrible disorder is (not) PENIS ON A STICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITMOUSE time.

Best WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PORCUPINE'S BALLS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As CULT OF THE DEAD COW Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHIST MONK not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “MELAMINE” Wen

P.S. CARPET MUNCHER Regards to Andrew THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The BULLSHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can WANKSPLAT punch him if you SHITSLINGING want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DON'T HAVE AIDS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CHOAD saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my ASSHOLE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TAFFY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BOOBS and BELGIUM playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WANKER BAND WITH 4 FEWMETS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HORSE! TAFFY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TAFFY'S HOUSE

How SHITTY to HELL cure HOT GRITS the CUNTRAG Tourette's HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITCOCK for PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's SOD Syndrome SHIT is FUCKER following LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS these JESUS FUCKING CHRIST rules SAMUEL L. JACKSON in DOUCHING order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

little YID kids,

• 2: Count to MUGABE HAS AIDS within JACKASS 10 CAMEL JOCKEYseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK SHITHEAD ASS nor BANGKOK talk,
• 4: Tell HELL yourself you SHIT don't BULLSHIT have DIPSHIT this PISSHOLE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK OSTRICH MY ASS WITH NASTY ASSHOLE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCK OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TAFFY last straw JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST!

I fucking put CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE' my comment at the TOP OF THE suck my mothers PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ORGASM the TOP OF SON OF A BITCH THIS ARSEBADGERS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! offensive. SHITBALLS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSWIPE people who try TWAT to battle DAMN IT'FUCK that tight-ass TITS & DICKS 17-year-TITS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MOTHERFUCKER it now, but someone said FUCKING' SOD CLUSTERFUCK'CAMEL JOCKEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOCKIE is a laughing DAMN matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! articles DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKFACE stuff. So PEEPEE that means FIST FUCK stop getting mad at the WOP first part too and MOTHERFUCKER talking about the KAFFIR letter that it's HELL mocking (what ASSHOLE letter? I don't even know what GRINGO the heck you're talking about). Adrian TIT DIRT hi self NIPPLES even made a really WOODPECKERSHIT good point. "It's POMMIE nothing more FUCKING from a head nod to a MASTURBATION knee tick". WANKER. Which I'll add JERRY onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHICKEN SHIT suffer that SONNY BILL WILLIAMS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CUNTYMINTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to POLACK be, because if I were a TURD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! hilarious. If you HOLY DUMB FUCK Want facts, go on SAND NIGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GO COUNT YOUR DICK be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking HITLER article anyway.

ARSE I WILL END YOU! SOD CLEVELAND STEAMER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! DUMBASS ROSIE O'DONNELL TITS DICKFACE BUDDHISM

FUCKING ASS LICKER FUCK YOU NAZI DOG FUCKER BITCH ASSFACE SHITSLINGING SHITE SHIT TITTIES HELL PISS CUNT CRAPPER THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCK OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITTY BUTT PIRATE GRUE RAPE GOBSHITE DIPSHIT MASTURBATION EXTRA LONG PENIS HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN FENCE JUMPER STRAWBERRY ASS DIPSHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER COON BOOBS PRICK CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS OFF MALL SANTA CRAPMUNCHER FUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FRAK FUCKBAG BOOBS WANK SHIT COCK CUNT RAT'S COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CC PLZ BITCH BASTARD MOSES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PISS OFF SPANK THE MONKEY NIPPLES MICK INCEST COMMUNION WAFER DAMN IT BOOBIES [expletive deleted] WALRUS SHIT MASTURBATION ASSWIPE DIPSHIT NI [EXPLETIVE] BORDER HOPPER BASTARD RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JACKASS SHIT FUCK PEDOPHILIA WHORE FUCK YOU YID SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FUCKWIT SHITCUNTING GOD DAMMIT BUKKAKE SUCK MY DICK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS DOUCHE BALLS CROTCH BUTT PIRATE FIRECROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER TITWANK PORCH MONKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIENER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TESTICLE CHOKE DUMBASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHOAD CHICKEN SHIT EAT MY SHIT! FUCKHEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHOAD DICKFACE ASSRAMMER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE COMMUNIST DILDO PORCH MONKEY SHIT TAMPONS BUNG-HOLE VENEREAL DISEASE PUSSYLICKER WIENER CRAP BOOBIES FUCKING ASSFACE DICK TITS DIPSHIT CUNTSWILLING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSWIPE DAMNATION SEMEN SHOOP DA WHOOP DICK CHICKEN HENTAI TAMPONS FUCK HELL HYPERINFLATION CUNTYMINTS WIGGER WIKIPEDIA FIST FUCK WANK CUNTSWILLING BORDER HOPPER BONER CUNTBUCKET FUCKWIT BITCH WANK JUSTIN BIEBER SHITSLINGING TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK SON OF A BITCH IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RECTUM RAIDER NAZI HO FUCK OFF FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK OFF CUNT TOWELHEAD CUNT FIST FUCK CLIT PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! JACKASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL COCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE SHITCOCK PISS OFF RAGHEAD DOT HEAD BENSON SUCKS PUNANI RAPE REDNECK JOHNNY MARGARET THATCHER TITTIES DUMBASS ABO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WALRUS SHIT JACKASS SHIT MALARKY SHIT CUNT DONKEY DICK PEDOPHILIA CUNT CUNT GANGBANG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD CUNT BALL SACK FUCKTARD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITTY WANK FUCK DONKEY DICK ANUSCAKE SEX DUMBASS SPIC GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT BLOWJOB GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING A HEIL HITLER! NIGGER FEMADOM DAMNED TABERNACLE DICKHEAD HELL FUCK DIPSHIT FUCKWIT HELL NIGGER BUTTFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA SHITE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCK OFF ANAL DIABETES AY-AY-AY SHITPISSER WANKER BUGGER PEEPEE DAGO NECROPHILIA HELL SUGARTITS EXTRA LONG PENIS VANITY PAGES ROCK PEARL NECKLACE FUCKING JUMP! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA RUSTY TROMBONE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BATMAN & ROBIN BOON FUCK BLOWJOB DELICIOUS CAKE BASTARD JIGGABOO DONGSHOVER BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOCCASINS FAG PAKI ALEX TREBEK FUCKWIT DICKFACE NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH PEARL NECKLACE PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER pen0r SUCK A BIG DICK YUKY DOODY PIG SHITBALLS FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FELLATIO TITTIES FUCKWIT DICK CHICKEN TAFFY CUNT PISS ARTIST FRAK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BOOBS BANGKOK DOUCHEBAG WIKIPEDIA FUCK OFF ABO FAGGOT SUCK MY COCK MASTURBATION WIKIPEDIA NAZI ASS ANAL BITCH PAKI WILLY WONKA GOD DAMMIT BUNG-HOLE DIRTY SANCHEZ CRACKER PENIS MASTURBATION ASS FUCKER ASSHAT DOG FUCKER SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY GO COUNT YOUR DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DUMBASS TOSSER WOODPECKERSHIT WANK CUNT SHITTY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH INBRED DILDO BASTARD BUKKAKE CHRISTHUMPER FUCKFACE CHIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY COMMUNIST DILDO TITWANK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKING JUMP! AMERICAN SPELLING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! YOU WANKER RUSKIE WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK WANK DUMBASS NORTH KOREA POLAK RAT'S COCK SHIT TESTICLE CHOKE DOG SHIT BLUE PENIS! FUCKING PISSHOLE DICK CHICKEN JOHNNY JUMPING JESUS!!! BASTARD BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHUFF 666 CLUSTERFUCK HELL JENKEM COON OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BUTT-HOLE CLIT DUMBASS BASTARD SPUNK FUCK P'KANG RAT'S COCK WIGGER CLIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BUTT-HEAD GOAT DICK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WOODPECKERSHIT YOU WANKER CAMEL FUCKER ASSCRACK HIGH WAGES POWERSHIT POMMIE BONER BUNG-HOLE ASSWIPE BALL SACK FUCKING DONGSHOVER JIZZ ASS CUNT BOOBIES GYPSY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BOOBIES JACK OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITSLINGING FUCK OFF CUNTYMINTS JAP WANK CUNTYMINTS TAFFY MARCH OF FLAMES MOLDY TITS D'OH BOON PAKI RAT'S ASS COCK HELL SLOPE GENITALIA MILF JUSTIN BIEBER INCEST MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITE FELLATIO BANGKOK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITWANK CUNTYMINTS ASSCRACK HO FRITZ ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INBRED DIPSHIT KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BUTT PIRATE PIG FUCKING A DICK KRAUT INJUN POMMIE EPIDIDYMIS DICKHEAD FUCKBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SHITSLIDE HITLER RAGHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER SUITCASE PENIS TIMBER NIGGER CHINA IS CAPITALIST SHITE TITS & DICKS MONKEY SHIT TIT SPRINKLES FUCKHEAD DAMN NIPPLES PUNANI GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT REDNECK FUCK OFF I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITTY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BASTARD COMMUNION WAFER DICK TITS FUCK NUGGET MILF PIGFUCKER HAIL SATAN! WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT pen0r TOTAL CRAPPY COCKSHITTER HO TITTIES SHITTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BITCH GIVING HEAD TENTACLE RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! SEMEN SHIT HORSE SHIT GANGBANG GRIS TIT DIRT FELCHING LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? YOU WANKER NORTH KOREA ASS DOUCHEBAG PENISFUCK DOUCHING DAMN HELL PISS BENSON SUCKS SHIT SHITPISSER TWAT PISSHOLE CUNTYMINTS MONKEY SHIT SHIT ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CONDOMS REDNECK SOD HOLY DUMB FUCK CONDOMS DESU FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS JAP CRAPMUNCHER ARSE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! INBRED CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK MARGARET THATCHER DICKHEAD PUSSY PISS ARTIST HADJI All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BOLLOCKS TAMPON IN MY ASS ALF DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICKFACE CUNT GANGBANG BATHING SUIT AREA VENEREAL DISEASE TITS & DICKS SHITSLINGING PRICK FUCKER BUTT-HOLE NIGGER PISS HELL GRAPE PENIS BIGNOSE REBECCA BLACK CONDOMS TIT SPRINKLES ASSRAPING CRAPMUNCHER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POLESMOKER PIG NIGGER FLYING FUCK NIGGER HELL PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNTRAG BOOBS ARSE BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK BULLCRAP FUCK COCKSUCKER CHRISTHUMPER GANGBANG POLACK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK SHITE DOUCHE CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCK YOU HELL ASS MOLDY TITS BIRD SHIT MALL SANTA GIVING HEAD BUGGER OFF COON CUNNILINGUS FUCKING ARSE SMEG HORSE PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITHEAD SHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS ASSCRACK CHOAD KISSER CLEMEN TITMOUSE BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITSLINGING CHAV TWAT JERK OFF ORGASM POLAK DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS CRAPMUNCHER BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITFACE SHITHEAD PISS ARSE PUNANI suck my mothers FROG'S FAT ASS BIG FOOT FRAK COON ASSFACE DUNE COON SCROTUM DOUCHING BUGGER OFF MOCCASINS GRIS MICK SIGMUND FREUD WIENER DAMN TIMBER NIGGER WANK HELL WALRUS SHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKLICK ARSE PISS STRAWBERRY ASS GOAT DICK HOMO ASSHAT MARY WHITEHOUSE SUCK MY DICK BELGIUM ASS LICKER CUNT SHITFACE SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK FUCKER PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL SHIT LIKE A HORSE FROG'S FAT ASS BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! 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ASS LICKER ASSWIPE BITCH SHITTY SMEG [expletive deleted] JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT BITCH PISS ARTIST PENIS DAMN IT FRAK FUCK YOU RAT'S COCK FRIG CLUSTERFUCK CUM DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS DAMN DAMMIT COON RAPE BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH MAMA MIA ASSWIPE BEAVER FUCKTARD lowercase FUCKHEAD CONDOMS SHITFUCKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME GREASER BITCH MARY WHITEHOUSE RAPE CUNNILINGUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHETITS PISS SHIT FRAK SHITFUCKER INCEST HO DILDO TWISTY VAGINA TAMPONS NIPPLES BRITNEY DICKHEAD TAMPONS SPANK THE MONKEY SHITBALLS PORCH MONKEY CUNTRAG CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN HELL JAP ASSHAT NIHILISM SPIC BELLEND NAZI FUCK YOU COCK JACKASS ARSE CROTCH DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKSTAIN CLIT TENTACLE RAPE FUCKWIT BOB SAGET ASS FASCIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BITCH BITCH FUCKWIT YID HELL TURD ASS BUTT-HEAD TITS & DICKS SHITHEAD ASS WANK BUKKAKE CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS CRAPPY FRITZ ART METAL PRODUCTS CRACKER FRAK FUCKER JACKASS PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE SEMEN RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BONER COON WIENER BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER AMERICA ONLINE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WILLY WONKA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CHICKEN SHIT NIGNOG SHIT ALF TITS INBRED NAZI WANK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST INCEST DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER FENCE JUMPER CRAPFUCKER DOG SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT CUNT QUEEF POLACK FELCHING JOHN SMILEY FACE TURD DUMBASS NAZI KRAUT DICK DAGO FUCKFACE FUCK DICKHEAD ALF CUNT SPUNK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS LOGJAMMER HELL EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCK BALL SACK CONAN O'BRIAN SHITE DICKLICK BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD TURD SCROTUM HOT GRITS BATMAN & ROBIN VILLAGE DUMP BASTARD DAMMIT RAPE DAMN CUNT TOURETTE'S IS FUN BUTT PIRATE TENTACLE RAPE CRAPFUCKER CLIT ASS HELL SHITHEAD RECTUM RAIDER TIT DIRT PISS ARTIST COON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNTSWILLING FRAK FRAK TITTIES HIGH WAGES RECTUM RAIDER MOCCASINS LET'S SHIT DOUCHE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JUNGLE BUNNY and with the FELLATIO and his ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA of girraffes in which SCRATCH! GROUNDER! while reading about BEANER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TWO-INCH PENIS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• D'OH