Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GENITALIA'MOTHERFUCKER'HITLER'SHITTY'SHITTY'FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!'FUCKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GOD BLESS AMERICA neurochemical FUCK disorder SCUMBAG characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKFACE, sudden PENIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITBALLS or VAGINA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DOUCHE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BITCH SHITBALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PEARL NECKLACE utterFUCKance of socially LIMEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR television programs to address ASSHAT Tourette's syndrome.

COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourette's is COCK not to be CUM confused with HOT GRITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOUR MOM random ASSHAT disorientation, culturally-ELECTION-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLCRAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLIT language, FUCKWIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places JIGGABOO TAMPON IN MY ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT souvenir shoppes and massive MONKEY SHIT quantities LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! of ANAL DIABETES WETBACK garbage.

Darnit.

A JACKASS SHIT Polite Note to the ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT Author:

The INJUN Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was JIGGABOO founded to DICKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKTARD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NAZI article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NECROPHILIA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOD DAMMIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WIGGER Tourrette's sufferers LAKE TITICACA swear. You can HELLFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NECROPHILIA TV, for always focusing on the BUKKAKE bad side of a terrible WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS thing.
• The main JERRY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICKLICK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NICARAGUA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WOMEN'S RIGHTS knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOCCASINS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for SHITCOCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING FUCK sufferers to become TOURETTE'S SYNDROME manically depressed and LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD commit SHITBALLS suicide.
• There is no JERK OFF cure, and the WIENER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITTY tics often have adverse TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKFACE perodol" which caused my entire NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! body to go WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS numb and Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! basically made it NIGGA! worse than MONKEY SHIT it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a DUMBASS tourette syndrome ASS LICKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JOHNNY the TURD public view of Tourettes as a "SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SUGARTITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKTARD sorry for RAT'S ASS "hi-jacking" your DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really SPICY CUNT FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a SOD OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MALARKY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNNILINGUS, and making fun of a ANUSCAKE horrible disorder is (not) COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DONALD RUMSFELD time.

Best ORGASM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NICARAGUA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROTESTS reply

As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT MOVEMENT countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “GRASS MUD HORSE” Wen

P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew INBRED Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can COCK punch him if you FENCE JUMPER want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BIGNOSE saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKWIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKFACE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are URINE-GARGLING and SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT LIKE A HORSE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHOAD BAND WITH 4 JIGGABOO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CLIT HORSE! DICKFACE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKFACE'S HOUSE

How DOUCHETITS to GOATSE cure POLESMOKER the CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GANGBANG for PECKERHEAD Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome TUBA is MOTHERFUCKER following URINE-GARGLING these SEMEN rules GIVING HEAD in TITWANK order:

• 1: Avoid SEMEN immature FROG little LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD kids,
• 2: Count to COCK within WOMEN'S RIGHTS 10 FIST FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH FUCKFACE SHITCOCK nor I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! talk,
• 4: Tell I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL yourself you BALLS don't SHIT LIKE A HORSE have PAKI this MILF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOUCHE WITH NASTY SHITE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKFACE last straw PENIS!

I fucking put JUSTIN BIEBER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I WILL KILL YOU! the TOP OF LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! THIS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SUCK A BIG DICK offensive. ASSFACE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WINDOWS VISTA people who try DICKHEAD to battle DAMN'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST that tight-ass DEVELOPERS! 17-year-NIGGER TITS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CONDOMS it now, but someone said CRAPPY' NEOPETS BEAVER'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTSWILLING is a laughing BASTARD matter. Plus there GOD DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HOMO Uncyclopedia, there are FRAK articles BULLSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHINK stuff. So SHIT that means SHITFUCKER stop getting mad at the CHAV first part too and SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH talking about the SHITE letter that it's JERK OFF mocking (what GOD DAMN letter? I don't even know what SHITSLINGING the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTT-FOR-BRAINS hi self FUCKER even made a really FUCKING good point. "It's FELLATIO nothing more TANK MAN from a head nod to a DIPSHIT knee tick". MONKEY'S UNCLE. Which I'll add NORTH KOREA onto BASTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EMO suffer that MILF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DUMBASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to OPINION be, because if I were a KIKE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BULLSHIT hilarious. If you JACK OFF Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SCUMBUCKET be offended, don't read INBRED the freaking FUCKTARD article anyway.

SHITHEAD HADJI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CHIGGER DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD TITWANK BOB SAGET SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSHAT

SUITCASE PENIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOG SHIT FUCKTARD JERK OFF MILF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WIKIPEDIA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSMOKER FUCKWIT FUCKER SPUNK PISS SHITHEAD WHITE RIGHTS MOCKIE DYKE DOG SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CLUSTERFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LIMEY ASS PUSSY CUNT BITCH JOHN ELWAY ASS ALEX TREBEK PISS OFF MY ASS ASS LICKER KITTENS BRUSH MA TEETH CRAPFUCKER DOUCHEBAG WILLY WONKA WANK DOUCHE NAZI CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN JENKEM SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GANGBANG PUSSY FUCKSTAIN YID GOD DAMMIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK CHOAD EMO DICK BLUMPKIN COCKSMOKER GANGBANG CUNT JIZZ BALL SACK BUGGER OFF LET'S SHIT PISS OFF RAT'S COCK DAMN WANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER DICKFACE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BEAVER FUCKING CONDOMS HOMO FLYING FUCK ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD TAFFY FAG FAG PENIS CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF BELGIUM JOHN ELWAY DICKFACE HAIL SATAN! SHIT POLACK TIT SPRINKLES BOYCOTT VIACOM! YOU WANKER YOU WANKER WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BULLSHIT BEAVER SHITSKIN REDNECK 666 AMERICA ONLINE GIVING HEAD BULLCRAP TAMPONS DICKFACE CHAV BASTARD WIENER WANKSPLAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YID WALRUS SHIT INBRED SHITHEAD DICK IN A BOX LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MORGAN TSVANGIRAI TESTICLE CHOKE SHITSKIN ASS RAPE BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER POLAK BOON CLIT CUNT ASSHAT GOD BLESS AMERICA BALL SACK JACKASS PUNANI DICKFACE PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! FUCKING SHITHEAD ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD CLUSTERFUCK MOLDY TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE SON OF A BITCH TWAT BULLCRAP PISS ARSEBADGERS CUNT CRAPPER FROG'S FAT ASS MONKEY BALLS CRAP SPICY CUNT FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JIZZ SHITFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK POOPY FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK WANK BUTT PIRATE DICK FRIG HELL MOZILLA FIREFOX CUNTYMINTS PISS DIPSHIT BIRD SHIT BALL SACK CAMEL JOCKEY WANKSPLAT FUCKING ASSWIPE CUNT LOLCAT WANKER SHITFUCKER PRICK REBECCA BLACK BASTARD JACK OFF TIT DIRT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY DICKHEAD ASSCRACK CROTCH TITMOUSE SAMUEL L. JACKSON CLUSTERFUCK FELCHING FEWMETS JUNGLE BUNNY MICK ASSCRACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INJUN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SOD ASSFACE CUM DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS DAMN FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO MILF DICK IN A BOX WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE KAFFIR NIGNOG SHITHEAD AOL IPs MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING BATHING SUIT AREA CHICKEN SHIT BOOBS ALEX TREBEK BRITNEY GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKING SHITCOCK DOUCHETITS WINDOWS VISTA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN ARSE HADJI CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER HOMO WANK QUEEF DOUCHING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DUMBASS DAMN POOPY BAT FUCK INSANE PUNANI ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU GO COUNT YOUR DICK COCK ASSCRACK HITLER ASSWIPE BALLS BLUMPKIN FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO FRITZ BORDER HOPPER HEIL HITLER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK PORCH MONKEY FRIG ASSHAT MILF CLIT MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS SHIT HONKY SHITSLINGING MONKEY'S UNCLE CRAP SHITTY BIRD IN THE HOUSE POLAK SHITHEAD TENTACLE RAPE NEGRO DAMN IT TITWANK POOPOO NECROPHILIA BASTARD JERK OFF PIGFUCKER GRINGO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GENITALIA TAMPON IN MY ASS COLGATE FUCKER JIZZ SON OF A BITCH BASTARD NIPPLES INJUN LIMEY SHITPISSER [EXPLETIVE] POOPY NIGNOG FUCKHEAD DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN BASTARD NEGRO ASSHOLE DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE YOU WANKER JACKASS ASSWIPE BULLCRAP FUCKHEAD CRAPPY FUCK CUNNILINGUS HELL SON OF A BITCH HELLFUCKER BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOLDY TITS KNOBJOCKEY CUNTSWILLING CHINK FUCK HELL GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS BOYCOTT VIACOM! KRAUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMN FRITZ SCUMBAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN IT GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER FUCK SNUFF PORN GRUE RAPE INBRED SHITBALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX COCKSHITTER CHINK CUNNILINGUS WANK HELL SHIT TIMBER NIGGER VAGINA INBRED AUTOFELLATIO WANK DUMBASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHING CHONG CHINK THONG TASTER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BELGIUM RAGHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE RUSTY TROMBONE CRAPFUCKER LET'S SHIT GRINGO I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES CUNT SAND NIGGER JENKEM MICK EPIDIDYMIS VENEREAL DISEASE STEVE BALLMER JIZZ CUNT CUNT FUCK YOU FRAK BUTT-HEAD FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS SAGGY TITS CUNT NECROPHILIA CHICKEN SHIT BRITNEY PENIS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BULLSHIT SHIT DAMN GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JERRY ASSRAMMER HONKY JIGGABOO BELGIUM DICK IN A BOX PUNANI CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK PAKI INJUN GIVING HEAD suck my mothers BULLSHIT CHIGGER BOYCOTT VIACOM! JUMPING JESUS!!! CUNT JENKEM ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PRICK BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ YOUR MOM REBECCA BLACK WANK BASTARD PISS OFF FUCKING A ARSE HORSE PENIS DICK CHICKEN COON SHITSLINGING FIST FUCK FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE CUNTBUCKET PISSHOLE PISS ASSRAPING TWAT WIGGER FUCK A DUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! RAGHEAD FUCKSTAIN WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH TITS & DICKS FUCK CUNT CRAPPER CUNTRAG DICKLICK LAKE TITICACA BUGFUCK DONGSHOVER SUITCASE PENIS BITCH VAGINA JUSTIN BIEBER SHITSLINGING FEWMETS BITCH INCEST SHITTY ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK NEGRO NIGNOG BONER HOLY DUMB FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS KRAUT BRITNEY TWO-INCH PENIS CUNTSWILLING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I WILL KILL YOU! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KAFFIR JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BLISTERING BARNACLES BOOBS [EXPLETIVE] PISS ARTIST FROG REBECCA BLACK SPUNK CUNTRAG BOB SAGET NAZI PEDOPHILIA FUCK OFF DICKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN DAMN SNUFF PORN CLEMEN ASS TITS OSTRICH MY ASS BUGFUCK DOUCHEBAG ANAL CC PLZ DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSLINGING TITS CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT VAGINA SOD OFF WINDOWS VISTA BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKWIT BULLCRAP FUCKING TWISTY VAGINA RAT'S ASS SEX FUCKWIT BOB SAGET FUCK INBRED FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER DICKHEAD SIGMUND FREUD TWO-INCH PENIS DAMN IT BUTTFUCKER DICKHEAD CUNT BIRD SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 30 CASES OF PICKLES SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOU CUNT GRAPE PENIS CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK GOD DAMMIT ANAL DIABETES CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK BIRD SHIT DIPSHIT CUNT FUCKER JACKASS SHIT EAT MY SHIT! SON OF A BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHAT BOOBS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ANAL SHITE WIGGER ARSE JACKASS CUNT HELL REDNECK PISS ARTIST ASS SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! VAGINA CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOBSHITE CLIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CRAP ON A STICK CLUSTERFUCK PICKANINNY FUCKING JUMP! PISS OFF CUNT BUGFUCK PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE TWO-INCH PENIS EAT MY SHIT! GENITALIA ASSFACE TIT SPRINKLES MILF CUNT SHIT TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK JIZZ CUNT ASSHOLE CHICKEN SHIT HONKY NIGGER SHITSLINGING QUEEF COCK DICK TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HOMO CHIGGER FUCKING JUMP! DAMN IT CUNT POWERSHIT ASSWIPE WOP CHOAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GRUE RAPE URINE-GARGLING JACKASS JERK OFF CUNT CRAPPY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER WALRUS SHIT BASTARD LET'S SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOOK HADJI COCKGOBLIN MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DUMBASS CUNTING ASSCRACK BLUE PENIS! HADJI DAMN HELLFIRE PIECE OF SHIT GANGBANG DAMNATION TITS DAMN IT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HOSER BITCH WOMEN'S RIGHTS SON OF A BITCH SHITE HADJI TESTICLE CHOKE HORSE PENIS CARPET MUNCHER ASS AUTOFELLATIO DICK BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD POMMIE REBECCA BLACK NIGGER TITS HIV NEGATIVE SHITFACE BULLSHIT CHOAD STRAWBERRY ASS NICARAGUA CAMEL JOCKEY HUEY P. NEWTON DICKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT FUCKFACE BEANER MOCKIE BUGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FLAMEVIPER PEDOPHILIA CRACKER ASSHOLE BITCH CHOAD DUMBASS CUNTRAG BALL SACK WANK HO NORTH KOREA NIPPLES INBRED ART METAL PRODUCTS DOUCHE ASS BOOBS BOOBIES DARTH VADER ARSE CUNTRAG SMEG FRIG NIPPLES ARSE BEAVER BLOWJOB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST VAGINA BATMAN & ROBIN SUGARTITS TACO DAMN DAMN SUCK MY DICK DUMBASS TURD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BALL SACK SOD OFF SPUNK TITS PEEPEE SHIT SHITFACE PIG POLAK I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITFUCKER CUNT SHITTY SEX SHITFUCKER HELL CANNED QUOTE FUCKFACE FRITZ MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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SHIT ANUSCAKE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WOODPECKERSHIT and with the NIGGER and his SAMUEL L. JACKSON of girraffes in which PUSSY while reading about OH SHI–!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MILF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ARSEBADGERS