Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?'JIGGABOO'BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER!'SCUMBAG'JIGGABOO'SHITFACE'GANGBANG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PROXY SITES neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PUNANI, sudden ASSFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHIGGER or MASTURBATION vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS ARTIST in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SAGGY TITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHIGGER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTT-HOLE utterFUCKance of socially RAT'S COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TESTICLE CHOKE television programs to address BASTARD Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is DAMN IT not to be BUKKAKE confused with GRAPE PENIS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DONGSHOVER random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-ORGASM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KRAUT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local GOD DAMMIT language, BATMAN & ROBIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FRITZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WILLY WONKA souvenir shoppes and massive ANUSCAKE quantities PISS OFF of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A JUNGLE BUNNY Polite Note to the DIRTY SANCHEZ Author:

The CRAPFUCKER Tourette's TAFFY Research Institute was FUCK founded to TWAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BLOWJOB Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GANGBANG article SUCK MY COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and VAGINA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DOUCHING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSWIPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of YOUR MOM Tourrette's sufferers JAP swear. You can ABO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YUKY DOODY TV, for always focusing on the FUCKER bad side of a terrible FUCKSTAIN thing.
• The main PECKERHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POLACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU SUCK BALLS

' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER jerk.

• Tourettes is HELL no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRED PHELPS school for MOZILLA FIREFOX something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS OFF sufferers to become FAGGOT manically depressed and TWAT commit RUSTY TROMBONE suicide.
• There is no FUCKER cure, and the BOON drugs that are available to, "calm" the KIDDY FIDDLER tics often have adverse PEDOPHILIA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire DICK body to go CLEMEN numb and DAMN IT basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCKSUCKER it is without the DONKEY PUNCHER drug.

I am an active member of a SHITE tourette syndrome SHITFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKFACE the DOUCHE public view of Tourettes as a "GOD DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASS LICKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RANDY TRAVIS sorry for DAMMIT "hi-jacking" your SON OF A BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PENIS this that really BASTARD annoys me. I am working towards a I WILL KILL YOU! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this suck my mothers article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWAT, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) FRAK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PUSSY time.

Best DUMBASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GOD DAMMIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill LHASA Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing HUMAN RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NORTH KOREA in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIVER CRABS SUCK byproduct of your CAPITALISM capitalist society PRINCE PHILIP.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. BIGNOSE Regards to Andrew POLACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The INBRED bastard who wrote this article. You can JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS punch him if you NIGNOG want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PUNANI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CUNT and EDITABLE DYK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) PICKANINNY BAND WITH 4 DONKEY PUNCHER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PISS UP MY ARSE HORSE! PUNANI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PUNANI'S HOUSE

How KRAUT to MOCKIE cure ASSWIPE the WIENER Tourette's SAMUEL L. JACKSON Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's GOD BLESS AMERICA Syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ is DAGO following BUTTFUCKER these SPIC rules DUNE COON in RAT'S COCK order:

• 1: Avoid FLYING FUCK immature TIT SPRINKLES little CUNTING ASSCRACK kids,
• 2: Count to ASS within HELL 10 CHICKEN SHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN HOSER nor SHITSLIDE talk,
• 4: Tell SHITHEAD yourself you ASSFACE don't SHITFACE have PIG this FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SCROTUM WITH NASTY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PUNANI last straw BITCH!

I fucking put DIPSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOYCOTT VIACOM! PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at OH SHI– the TOP OF FUCK THIS MOZILLA FIREFOX ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be D'OH offensive. YOU WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YOU WANKER people who try ART METAL PRODUCTS to battle FRIG'GRINGO that tight-ass FIST FUCK 17-year-CUNTSWILLING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PEARL NECKLACE it now, but someone said CAMEL JOCKEY' CUM FUCKHEAD'JACKASS SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FAGGOT is a laughing HOMO matter. Plus there CAMEL JOCKEY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PENIS ON A BUN Uncyclopedia, there are FLYING RAT'S ASS articles FUCKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACK OFF stuff. So SHITE that means FUCKING JUMP! stop getting mad at the TITWANK first part too and FUCK A DUCK talking about the DUMBASS letter that it's ASS FASCIST mocking (what SHITE letter? I don't even know what BUGFUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! hi self SHIT even made a really ORGASM good point. "It's FUCK nothing more SHITTY from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". PRICK. Which I'll add FUCKTARD onto INBRED saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SPANK THE MONKEY suffer that ANAL much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MY ANUS IS BLEEDING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NIPPLES be, because if I were a GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NECROPHILIA hilarious. If you DAMMIT Want facts, go on TOWELHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITE be offended, don't read ASS FASCIST the freaking CUNT article anyway.

NEGRO TURD BITCH POOPOO SHIT DAMN VANDAL LAKE TITICACA JERRY DAMMIT

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FIST FUCK ARSE GANGBANG NIPPLES LENS CRAFTERS INJUN SHIT HENTAI WIENER MACACA TIT SPRINKLES SNUFF PORN FUCK YOU HELLFUCKER FUCK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CRACKER WOP FUCKING JUMP! FLYING FUCK DICKFACE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOD DAMN FUCKFACE SHITTY SLOPE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT LOGJAMMER SHIT HATE HATE HAT POTTYMOUTH ASSHOLE VANDAL DAMN IT ASS LICKER ANAL DIABETES YOUR MOM DILDO ANUSCAKE FUCK YOU BONER SEX CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT QUEEF MARGARET THATCHER FRIENDS JACKASS GOD DAMMIT ART METAL PRODUCTS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT DIPSHIT GANGBANG PENISPENISPENIS!!! BASTARD GARBAGE DAY! DONALD RUMSFELD YOU WANKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKWIT FEMADOM PENIS WANK FUCK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNT FAG SHITE AAAAAAAAA! HELLFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICK FUCK FUCK O CANADA FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CLIT SOD OFF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPFUCKER ASS LICKER SHITE ASSCRACK BIGNOSE BOLLOCKS SCUMBAG CROTCH SUCK MY COCK PIG SEX HAIL SATAN! BALL SACK SON OF A BITCH [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] POMMIE YOU WANKER KNOBJOCKEY DOUCHE ASS HAIL SATAN! PISS UP MY ARSE YOU WANKER FUCK OFF PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT FUCKING CONDOMS DOUCHETITS SHITSLINGING POLACK FUCKER ALEX TREBEK FUCKSTAIN YID RANDY TRAVIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAGHEAD SUITCASE PENIS SCROTUM NEOPETS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK EMO SMEG FUCKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK OFF FRENCH TICKLER HELLFUCKER ASSFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RAT'S COCK SMEG RECTUM RAIDER WETBACK BUGGER OFF GENITALIA TAMPONS COLGATE FUCK JIZZ CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMN BITCH FUCK TITTIES SHITPISSER BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKWIT BASEBALL JERRY ASSHOLE GENITALIA FASHION BUG HO FUCK OFF WHORE SHITE SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE BITCH ASSWIPE CLEMEN TOSSER OH SHI– CUNT GARBAGE DAY! CLUSTERFUCK SPRINKLES GOD DAMN FUCKING FUCKTARD HORSE PENIS COCK DARTH VADER WANK SHITHEAD BASTARD GARBAGE DAY! CLEMEN CHICKEN SHIT INJUN BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL FUCKWIT MOLDY TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCK YOU MONKEY'S UNCLE FROG NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE CONDOMS ASS HEIL HITLER! CARPET MUNCHER SHITFACE FELCHING PISS ARTIST REBECCA BLACK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BALL SACK TAMPONS FUCKING BULLSHIT SCROTUM ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO CHOAD TITS FUCKTARD TITS & DICKS KRAUT PENIS MOLDY TITS FEMADOM CUNT BOOBS DAMN DAMN FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST EAT MY SHIT! WANK ASSHAT SHITFUCKER WHITE PEOPLE GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY YID TACO CLEMEN KRAUT TWISTY VAGINA BATMAN & ROBIN HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS LIMEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! WOP ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER PISS ARTIST FAGGOT FIST FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD PICKANINNY EARS OF CHRIST MACACA BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GOBSHITE ASS NIGGER BITCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS NIGGER FUCKWIT MARGARET THATCHER BASTARD ARSEBADGERS HITLER GIVING HEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD PUSSY HONKY CUM GOD DAMMIT TITS & DICKS BUTTFUCKER POMMIE BEAVER EAT MY SHIT! WALRUS SHIT BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS SEX FUCKBAG JENKEM VENEREAL DISEASE DELICIOUS CAKE DYKE GOBSHITE HELL TAMPON IN MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS INBRED DYKE ASSHAT FUCKING GRASS MUD HORSE ALEX TREBEK PISSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! GOBSHITE DICKLICK BASTARD DICKLICK ASS BALLS PISS LENS CRAFTERS FAGGOT SHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES ARSE TOURETTE'S IS FUN PIG BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSRAPING NECROPHILIA TAMPONS BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER CLEVELAND STEAMER JESSE McCARTNEY HELL CC PLZ AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD BITCH FUCKING GOATSE I WILL END YOU! JAP SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE HEIL HITLER! WANKER PISSHOLE CUNT ASSHOLE JAP FUCK ASSFACE CUNTRAG POLESMOKER PISS JACKASS TITTIES HELLFUCKER BITCH BLUMPKIN DAMN IT CUNT PIG DAGO NIGGER CAMEL FUCKER BULLCRAP DICKLICK NI CHINK ORGASM NIGGER COON ASSHOLE PENIS EAT MY SHIT! WANK INBRED TONY LA RUSSA PIG CHIGGER SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKING GRINGO DAMN JACKASS FELCHMONKEY MOCCASINS FUCKFACE SUCK MY DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FELLATIO BUGGER DAMMIT SHIT DOUCHEBAG BIGNOSE MONKEY SHIT BOON WIKIPEDIA GENITALIA SHITE TURD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN RAPE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY BAD MOTHERFUCKER NAZI CUNT BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCK OFF BUTT-HOLE ASS FASCIST MARGARET THATCHER GANGBANG AMERICA ONLINE BITCH SHIT GYPSY BITCH PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE PENIS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK YOU CHRISTHUMPER BULLSHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FEWMETS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CLEMEN WETBACK NIGGER NEGRO MASTURBATION BULLSHIT SEMEN PRICK WEHATEMARIO SON OF A BITCH CUNTBUCKET SHITCOCK CHING CHONG CHINK CRAPFUCKER FUCKER INBRED FEMADOM SOD OFF ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY TITTIES FUCK FUCK YOU SEMEN DICKHEAD MILF DOT HEAD SHIT TITS RAT'S ASS BUGGER OFF BLUE PENIS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink NEOPETS BOON DAMN [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] FUCKSTAIN JACKASS SHIT CUNT PISS FUCK YOU DOM DeLUISE SUCK MY DICK ARSE GOATSE ASS DOM DeLUISE DICKFACE BALLS GENITALIA ARSE SHITBALLS ASS FASCIST FUCKING DARTH VADER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BOOBS BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT FUCK SHITE HELL CUNT SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING DAMMIT WIENER TITTYWANK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 CLUSTERFUCK WANK FRENCH TICKLER BIRD SHIT POOPOO ASS LICKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT FLYING FUCK SLOPE PEEPEE DAMN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIGGER DOG FUCKER DAMN JACKASS SHIT SOD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT ASSFACE BOOBS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BEAVER SHOOP DA WHOOP DRAMA BOOBS PISS BITCH DYKE COCK DICKFACE WANK DILDO PIG SAND NIGGER KIKE NIPPLES INBRED POLAK OH SHI– FUCK ASSHOLE SHITTY SPIC DOUCHE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRITZ and with the ASS and his LOGJAMMER of girraffes in which RECTUM RAIDER while reading about I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTT-FOR-BRAINS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JACK OFF