Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SAND NIGGER'HELL'PISS OFF MY ASS'DAMN IT'BUTTFUCKER'DOODIE HEAD'INJUN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FIST FUCK look at the YUKY DOODY talk page of this ASS article for notes or discussion before FRITZ editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GYPSY neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WINDOWS VISTA, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHINK or DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONKEY'S UNCLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DILDO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOUCHETITS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACKASS BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous GOD DAMN utterFUCKance of socially DOG FUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NIGNOG television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is AUTOFELLATIO not to be NIGNOG confused with SHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TURD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SUCK COCKS IN HELL! random I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY disorientation, culturally-GOOK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BOLLOCKS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG'S FAT ASS language, TOTAL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YUKY DOODY FUCKHEAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUKKAKE souvenir shoppes and massive DICKFACE quantities WIENER of ANAL DIABETES DICKHEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the SUCK MY DICK Author:

The BALL SACK Tourette's FUCKING A Research Institute was ASSHAT founded to IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FROG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HELL article FIRECROTCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NICARAGUA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NEGRO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JACK OFF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITTY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PENIS Tourrette's sufferers CHOAD swear. You can PEARL NECKLACE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNNILINGUS TV, for always focusing on the TITS bad side of a terrible JERRY thing.
• The main HOMO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PIGFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PUSSY knee RAT'S ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACK OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ORGASM school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PUSSYLICKER sufferers to become GIVING HEAD manically depressed and [expletive deleted] commit ASSFACE suicide.
• There is no THONG TASTER cure, and the GYPSY drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLEVELAND STEAMER tics often have adverse FUCKING JUMP! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire INBRED body to go PENIS numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUKKAKE it is without the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! drug.

I am an active member of a BOYCOTT VIACOM! tourette syndrome DICK CHICKEN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! the GIVING HEAD public view of Tourettes as a "NEGRO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING FUCK sorry for POLAK "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MOTHERFUCKER this that really JIZZ annoys me. I am working towards a TAFFY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITBALLS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOG SHIT, and making fun of a MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! horrible disorder is (not) TRANNY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TITTYWANK time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SUCK MY DICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing INDIA HAS NUKES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society TANK MAN.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. CUNT Regards to Andrew DUMBASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The BASTARD bastard who wrote this article. You can BUGFUCK punch him if you CHIGGER want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE'S MOMMA remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELLFIRE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my TWISTY VAGINA intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WINDOWS VISTA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TWO-INCH PENIS and TIT DIRT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOAT DICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITCOCK BAND WITH 4 PISS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITFACE HORSE! WINDOWS VISTA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WINDOWS VISTA'S HOUSE

How SHITBALLS to LIMEY cure I AM CORNHOLIO! the YOU WANKER Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette's TIMBER NIGGER Syndrome CUNTBUCKET is FRIG following ASS LICKER these HORSE SHIT rules KRAUT in RAT'S COCK order:

• 1: Avoid SHIT immature BLUMPKIN little COCKSTUFFER kids,
• 2: Count to MOTHERFUCKER within GRIS 10 I'LL RAPE YOUseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITTY BRUSH MA TEETH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT nor BOLLOCKS talk,
• 4: Tell DOODIE HEAD yourself you FUCKFACE don't IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

have SHITFUCKER this ASSBANDIT disease,

• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PRICK WITH NASTY CHOAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S 666 FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WINDOWS VISTA last straw BUGFUCK!

I fucking put CLEMEN' my comment at the TOP OF THE GYPSY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SLOPE the TOP OF HELL THIS AMERICA ONLINE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOZILLA FIREFOX offensive. DONKEY DICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELLFUCKER people who try I AM CORNHOLIO! to battle COCKSMOKER'NAZI that tight-ass I WILL END YOU! 17-year-FUCKTARD—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK it now, but someone said UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!!' DOUCHING FUCK'HOMO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKSTAIN is a laughing TENTACLE RAPE matter. Plus there JACKASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PENIS Uncyclopedia, there are SHIT articles BULLSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So CLEMEN that means TOSSER stop getting mad at the SEMPRINI first part too and DONALD RUMSFELD talking about the O CANADA letter that it's FAGGOT mocking (what CLIT letter? I don't even know what TOSSER the heck you're talking about). Adrian GYPSY hi self BEAVER even made a really FUCKING FUCKFUCKER good point. "It's BIG FOOT nothing more SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? from a head nod to a BOLLOCKS knee tick". JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE. Which I'll add SHITSKIN onto CUNTBUCKET saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TITWANK suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BENCH PRESS be, because if I were a DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ARSE hilarious. If you BASTARD Want facts, go on DICK TITS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKHEAD be offended, don't read CHRIST OF TABERNACLE the freaking BUNG-HOLE article anyway.

MOCCASINS SHITSKIN CHIGGER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE POOPY FRITZ DONGSHOVER DOUCHEBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOCKIE

SHITTY MARY WHITEHOUSE CRAPFUCKER O KURWA! HADJI SHIT FUCKWIT PISS BLOWJOB CAMEL FUCKER CHINK PENIS ON A BUN WHORE FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU FUCKFACE NIPPLES BOYCOTT VIACOM! [expletive deleted] INBRED RAT'S ASS CRAPMUNCHER DONKEY PUNCHER PUSSY HENTAI BALLS BITCH CUNT NAZI I WILL KILL YOU! BOOBS DOODIE HEAD [Insert silly non-swear here] LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELL CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKER WANK CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITE MARGARET THATCHER COON BIRD SHIT CUNNILINGUS MILF DICKHEAD JAP HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD TWAT DICKHEAD ASSWIPE FLAMING ASS BADGER ORGASM BUTTFUCKER FIRECROTCH FUCKING A AMERICA ONLINE OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU REBECCA BLACK DAMN IT SHITCOCK SHITFACE HELL RAPE FELLATIO TURD HELL NAZI GOD DAMN HOT GRITS DAMN CRAPMUNCHER PISS ARTIST LOGJAMMER POLAK CUNT JERRY ART METAL PRODUCTS FLYING FUCK TESTICLE CHOKE JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTT PIRATE YUKY DOODY FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKHEAD YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHETITS MARCH OF FLAMES BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK REBECCA BLACK SHITSLINGING SHIT ASS DIPSHIT FUCKING JUMP! ABO TITS & DICKS BULLSHIT TITTIES FELCHING DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER MAMA MIA FIRECROTCH FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FEMADOM FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD TAFFY THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FELCHMONKEY FUCKFACE POMMIE BEAVER CUNT SHIT HELLFIRE WANKSPLAT OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMMIT POMMIE NEGRO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DICKFACE ASSCRACK WEHATEMARIO DICKHEAD FUCK CRAPPY WOP POTTYMOUTH CRACKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITPISSER GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION CLUSTERFUCK BALLS CHOAD KISSER CHINK SHITSLINGING PUSSY MALARKY FLYING FUCK BUKKAKE SHITE FAGGOT NAZI MOLDY TITS ASSWIPE FU SPANG ABO TOSSER TITWANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TAMPONS ANAL DIABETES CRAPMUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY O KURWA! FUCKBAG SPIC DILDO PORCH MONKEY WANKER SHITHEAD WIKIPEDIA FAG FUCK YOU BITCH FUCK OFF DICKHEAD DEVELOPERS! JACKASS DIPSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS CONDOMS POLESMOKER FUCKWIT FELCHMONKEY SHITE FUCKING A FUCK BALLS SHITTY O CANADA SLOPE CLEMEN ASS SAGGY TITS BOLLOCKS COCKSHITTER BUTT-HOLE COCKSUCKER HADJI ASSHOLE DIPSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS NIGGER BITCH NICARAGUA SHIT ASSHOLE CROTCH DAMN BASTARD RAT'S ASS FOUR-EYES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNNILINGUS JUSTIN BIEBER PISS ARTIST BAT FUCK INSANE SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER SHITSLINGING PISS PAKI FUCKING JUMP! THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOWELHEAD COCK BITCH MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA BUTT PIRATE INBRED EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SAND NIGGER MONKEY SHIT SHITSKIN PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S ASS WANK SHITSKIN LENS CRAFTERS DUMBASS FEMADOM DAMN CUNTRAG BITCH BITCH SIGMUND FREUD CUNT JACKASS SHIT TWAT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK A DUCK TWAT CLEMEN WOMEN'S RIGHTS BONG SHIT HELL GOAT DICK REDSKIN CUNT MILF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JAP BASTARD YID FUCKFUCKFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE FASHION BUG CHIGGER ORGASM DUMBASS SHITHEAD VAGINA ORGASM SNUFF PORN TWAT TAMPON IN MY ASS INCEST COCKSTUFFER BASTARD FELLATIO SHITBALLS MALL SANTA FELCHMONKEY SMEG PISS ARTIST COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAT'S COCK HONKY SHITTY [expletive deleted] CHRISTHUMPER MAMA MIA FRENCH TICKLER BITCH CLEMEN FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING FUCK YOU ASSWIPE I WILL END YOU! NAZI PENIS PISS BOOBS MARGARET THATCHER CLUSTERFUCK CHOAD JUNGLE BUNNY RECTUM RAIDER CHOAD DICKWAD SHITHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIMETHYL GLYCOL FRENCH TICKLER FUCKFACE BELLEND COMMUNIST DILDO CONDOMS FUCKBAG DAMN CUM MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FIST FUCK TITS SHITE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKHEAD SECOND BALLS POOPY FUCK FUCK ORGASM CROTCH RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK PIECE OF SHIT COON CHENEY GOOK SAGGY TITS DAMN IT CHOAD MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING CUNTRAG DOM DeLUISE RAT'S COCK DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN JOHN ELWAY FUCKFACE HAIL SATAN! CLUSTERFUCK BUTT PIRATE CANNED QUOTE PUNANI BITCH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK SHITSLINGING MOZILLA FIREFOX PUSSY BRUSH MA TEETH JENKEM ASSHOLE SHITFACE CUNT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BONER FUCK CHIGGER ASS CLEMEN MARCH OF FLAMES ASS LICKER CUNT SOD CAMEL JOCKEY MALARKY FUCKSTAIN MALL SANTA DOG FUCKER WANK BITCH HELL DAMNATION SOD CUNT GO HOME AND DIE MILF SHITE BEANER COCKSMOKER RAT'S COCK D'OH CLEMEN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKWAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT BOOBIES POOPY SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS SEX RICK MORANIS I AM CORNHOLIO! TAMPON IN MY ASS FIST FUCK SHIT BENCH PRESS WIENER COCKSMOKER CRACKER VAGINA FLYING FUCK JOHNNY DOODIE HEAD POMMIE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TURD JACKASS SPIC HELL CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING NAZI COCK MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE SHITFACE GOOK FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE ORGASM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT KEEP PISS ARTIST HADJI ANAL REBECCA BLACK I AM CORNHOLIO! SOD OFF ARSE SEX 666 DICK TITS FUCK A DUCK DAMN IT FELCHING TACO I WILL KILL YOU! ASSBANDIT KRAUT COMMUNIST DILDO BUTT-HEAD GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER GANGBANG PUSSYLICKER BULLSHIT GOD DAMN JIZZ NORTH KOREA BRITNEY GOD BLESS AMERICA MALARKY MUGABE HAS AIDS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DICK CUNT CRACKER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITSLINGING BALLS KAFFIR ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TOURETTE'S IS FUN BITCH NEOPETS CLEMEN FUCKHEAD BLOWJOB FUCKTARD GIVING HEAD FASHION BUG SHITFACE BALLS COCK MICK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! AUTOFELLATIO BIGNOSE CLEMEN SEMEN SHIT SHITCOCK SHITE MONKEY BALLS FRENCH TICKLER ASSCRACK TWISTY VAGINA SEX YOGHURT CANNON POOPY FUCKING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SMEG FUCK A DUCK BLUMPKIN suck my mothers PISS BUGFUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUTTFUCKER DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PRICK WANK CUNTRAG FUCK NUGGET ASSHOLE PRICK NIGGER BIRD SHIT FRENCH TICKLER SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK GIVING HEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS NIGGER CUNT SHITE FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FELLATIO DUMBASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKFACE TITTIES DUMBASS SUNSHINE FUCKER WANK FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TWISTY VAGINA TURD BUTT PIRATE BUTTFUCKER HOSER GRIS FUCK OFF TIT DIRT DAMN SHIT NAZI FUCKER SUCK MY DICK DILDO BOOBS TONY LA RUSSA BALLS ARSE MAMA MIA WOP GOATSE LOGJAMMER KNOBJOCKEY SHIT KNOBJOCKEY YID MICK MOTHERFUCKER DYKE ASS SHITFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT CC PLZ FUCKSTAIN O CANADA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMMIT TRANNY FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE YOU WANKER DUNE COON HONKY WILLY WONKA DAMN BUTTFUCKER SHITBALLS RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE TIMBER NIGGER SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE FRITZ YOGHURT CANNON MOLDY TITS BITCH PROLES CHRISTHUMPER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANK EMO FUCKFACE WOP HELL GOBSHITE SHITHEAD GENITALIA CUM SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD PENIS CUNT WANK SEMEN WIENER FUCKHEAD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST TIMBER NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA DICK IN A BOX VENEREAL DISEASE WANKSPLAT FASHION BUG DONKEY DICK PENIS SEX PRICK FUCKTARD ASSHOLE BASTARD BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE YOGHURT CANNON DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT NIPPLES ANUSCAKE TOSSER AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER COCK PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER CUNT RAT'S COCK ARSE BALL SACK TWAT SUCK MY COCK CUM ASSWIPE BALL SACK PUSSY FUCKER JAP JERRY CUNT SOD POLAK HELLFIRE GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER COON FOUR-EYES GRINGO JACKASS SHIT FUCKER FUCK INBRED TAFFY FIST FUCK CUNT SHITSLINGING JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PIECE OF SHIT DAMN CUNT SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE BONG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOTHERFUCKER SHITBALLS LET'S SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE JAP SHITSKIN SHITE RICK MORANIS FELCHMONKEY HO FUCK OFF DAMN CUM PUNANI FUCK NUGGET SOD DOG SHIT PISS BLOWJOB HELL FUCK ASSFACE BLUMPKIN YID ASSCRACK SEX FUCKSTAIN DAMN JERRY WANK CHOAD GOD DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! REDNECK DOG SHIT TITMOUSE TAMPON IN MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT CHIGGER MACACA PORCH MONKEY BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITSLINGING DIRTY SANCHEZ MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR TITS & DICKS CONDOMS SCUMBAG EAT MY SHIT! HOMO PISS OFF SHITBALLS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS JERRY DIPSHIT FUCKER DOUCHE NAZI CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT PEARL NECKLACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TOWELHEAD DYKE HORSE PENIS FUCKHEAD NAZI NEGRO SPUNK CHOAD BITCH FUCKFACE REBECCA BLACK RECTUM RAIDER WANKSPLAT DAMMIT FUCKING A ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK MASTURBATION COCKSUCKER BASTARD O KURWA! ASSFACE HELL SHITFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PORCH MONKEY ASS FASCIST FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA WALRUS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD CRAP BALL SACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BEAVER BALL SACK BULLSHIT DOT HEAD DUMBASS FENCE JUMPER PENIS CHOAD KISSER QUEEF DICK JERRY OSTRICH MY ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK MY COCK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT DICKFACE NIGNOG POWERSHIT FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS NIHILISM PISS FUCKER YOUR MOM TIT SPRINKLES NIPPLES SHITHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS YOGHURT CANNON WETBACK SHITBALLS FUCKER [Insert swear here] BORDER HOPPER FASHION BUG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT LAPPER DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN POLACK DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX JAP FUCKSTAIN DICKFACE WARNER MUSIC GROUP MASTURBATION VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT BBBBBBBBB! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMMIT MOCCASINS FUCKHEAD REDSKIN COON PISS OFF CUNT ASSHAT SHITE SHITTY ASSWIPE FUCKHEAD BITCH PUSSY DICKFACE FENCE JUMPER MALARKY JAP DAMN IT ASS LICKER TITTIES CC PLZ BRUSH MA TEETH SOD GIVING HEAD DUMBASS GOD DAMN JOHNNY HOMO BEANER SUGARTITS BASTARD PISS ARTIST SPICY CUNT FUCK ORGASM ASSHAT DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT CRAPPER VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT MALARKY P'KANG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SCUMBAG FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SON OF A BITCH CHICKEN SHIT suck my mothers ELECTION DICK IN A BOX DOUCHE PISS UP MY ARSE DILDO DOT HEAD FIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SUGARTITS FIST FUCK CUNT PENISPENISPENIS!!! BUKKAKE GARBAGE DAY! DAGO GOD DAMMIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITS ASSFACE HELL WIGGER LET'S SHIT BLOWJOB YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN LENS CRAFTERS SHIT SHITE BOLLOCKS DONGSHOVER FELLATIO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the BELLEND and his PISS OFF of girraffes in which BASTARD while reading about HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PISS OFF also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH