Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JUSTIN BIEBER'SHITHEAD'FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK'CUNTRAG'CHICKEN SHIT'SPANK THE MONKEY'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITTY look at the DUMBASS talk page of this PUSSY article for notes or discussion before GOD DAMN editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SEX neurochemical FUCK disorder TITWANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKSTAIN, sudden LENS CRAFTERS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITFACE or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SPIC include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MILF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous IN SACREMENT utterFUCKance of socially LENS CRAFTERS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAPMUNCHER television programs to address WIKIPEDIA Tourette's syndrome.

BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette's is SHITFUCKER not to be COCK confused with POWERSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEAVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DICK IN A BOX random DICKHEAD disorientation, culturally-FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CLUSTERFUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFUCKER language, CLIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places YID PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITMOUSE souvenir shoppes and massive ANAL DIABETES quantities COCKSUCKER of ANAL DIABETES RAT'S ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A BIRD IN THE HOUSE Polite Note to the FUCKHEAD Author:

The REDNECK Tourette's SON OF A BITCH Research Institute was URINE-GARGLING founded to FUCK OFF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have GOAT DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUM article FUCKFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and NICARAGUA I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIRTY SANCHEZ changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BUGGER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DUNE COON Tourrette's sufferers PENIS swear. You can EMO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the DOT HEAD bad side of a terrible GOATSE thing.
• The main HELL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ARSE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCK YOU knee CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUMBASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PEDOPHILIA school for WANKSPLAT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITSKIN sufferers to become FUCKING manically depressed and SCUMBUCKET commit FUCK suicide.
• There is no BOOBS cure, and the CRACKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ANUSCAKE tics often have adverse JESSE McCARTNEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPUNK perodol" which caused my entire SHITTY body to go SHITE numb and TITMOUSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than COCK it is without the SHITHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFACE tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN the GOBSHITE public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WEHATEMARIO sorry for YUKY DOODY "hi-jacking" your HELL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELL this that really WHORE annoys me. I am working towards a HENTAI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DYKE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK OFF, and making fun of a JUNGLE BUNNY horrible disorder is (not) EMO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CONDOMS time.

Best CUNT CRAPPER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JOHN ELWAY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! countries. When showing KOREA LOVER right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society CAPITALISM.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. FLYING FUCK Regards to Andrew CARPET MUNCHER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The DARTH VADER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKWIT punch him if you SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM want to.

As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FELLATIO saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITSLIDE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKSTAIN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOG FUCKER and RUSKIE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CUM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKFACE BAND WITH 4 MILF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AY-AY-AY HORSE! FUCKSTAIN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKSTAIN'S HOUSE

How SHITHEAD to GOATSE cure CAMEL FUCKER the CRAPFUCKER Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome BALLS is DUMBASS following FUCK these PROTESTS rules TURD in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKER immature GANGBANG little FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to GRIS within INJUN 10 BLUMPKINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BASTARD CLEMEN FUCKFACE nor INBRED talk,
• 4: Tell SON OF A BITCH yourself you TITTYWANK don't FUCKWIT have LIMEY this CUNTING ASSCRACK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY FUCKSTAIN DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BULLSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKSTAIN last straw NAZI!

I fucking put RAGHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITSLINGING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NIGGER the TOP OF PENIS THIS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCROTUM offensive. PUSSY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICKLICK people who try SOD OFF to battle FLAMING ASS BADGER'BASTARD that tight-ass CUNT 17-year-WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER?—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANKSPLAT it now, but someone said ASSHOLE' IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS'FUCK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER is a laughing NIGGER matter. Plus there EPIDIDYMIS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are WIGGER articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DARTH VADER stuff. So FUCK YOU that means DICKFACE stop getting mad at the FUCKING first part too and ARSEBADGERS talking about the SEMEN letter that it's THONG TASTER mocking (what FUCK NUGGET letter? I don't even know what SHITCUNTING the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMMIT hi self PISS UP MY ARSE even made a really HENTAI good point. "It's WHITE PEOPLE nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a CAMEL FUCKER knee tick". SHITFACE. Which I'll add ASSFACE onto CUNTING ASSCRACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS suffer that SCROTUM much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TAMPONS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a FUCK OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FENCE JUMPER hilarious. If you SHITTY Want facts, go on CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BRITNEY be offended, don't read NECROPHILIA the freaking EAT MY SHIT! article anyway.

JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHINK TITTYWANK KIKE MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNTSWILLING COLGATE POLAK SUGARTITS NECROPHILIA

BUTTFUCKER PRICK CHENEY RAPE CROTCH RAPE JOHN SMILEY FACE LIMEY JOHNNY FUCKER ASSFACE ARSE CUNTRAG TITS ASSWIPE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA GENITALIA NECROPHILIA PEEPEE BASTARD PIECE OF SHIT DAMN FUCKING SNUFF PORN WHORE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH ASSHAT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK GIVING HEAD TWAT PISSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DOT HEAD HELL GRIS BLOWJOB POTTYMOUTH SHITBALLS PISS ARTIST TITTYWANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S COCK NIGNOG POKÉMON DUMBASS FEMADOM BALL SACK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MY ANUS IS BLEEDING THONG TASTER TURD CLUSTERFUCK DAMN EMO FUCKSTAIN FUCKING SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS DOODIE HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD FIRECROTCH ASSHOLE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HITLER GOOK QUEEF CLEVELAND STEAMER INJUN WHORE DUMBASS JAP ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK FUCK NIGNOG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BLUE PENIS! TITWANK DICK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HITLER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD CHINK BLOWJOB PENISFUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL BELLEND BITCH DAMN GOAT DICK FUCK NUGGET BLUMPKIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SHIT WOP SHIT PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITHEAD FRAK FUCK DOG SHIT NECROPHILIA BLUMPKIN HOMO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MOCKIE DOT HEAD RAT'S COCK CLIT TITTYWANK HELL BUKKAKE CANNED QUOTE POMMIE DICK TITS SUITCASE PENIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS OFF FUCKER SHITFACE ASSFACE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS ARTIST TOSSER KNOBJOCKEY DONKEY DICK FUCK TWISTY VAGINA HELLFIRE SPICY CUNT FUCK KNOBJOCKEY KRAUT RAPE MONKEY SHIT CUNT LAPPER PUSSYLICKER BITCH SOD LET'S SHIT CUNT LAPPER DOUCHETITS WANK HONKY FUCKFACE AY-AY-AY DICKFACE SHITSKIN JAP BALLS TITS WIKIPEDIA D'OH [expletive deleted] FUCKING JUMP! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS WIGGER PORCH MONKEY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITHEAD RAPE FUCKTARD TAFFY FUCKTARD TWAT NECROPHILIA ASSHOLE ASSBANDIT FELCHING FAGGOT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! ANAL DIABETES SUGARTITS SHITE FUCKER NIGGER TITS SHITCUNTING OSTRICH MY ASS TAFFY FLAMING ASS BADGER COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! GOATSE MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCK YOU ASS FUCKING ASS JACKASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITE GIVING HEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NEGRO CONAN O'BRIAN NIGGER CUNT DONKEY DICK SEMEN HADJI RAPE FELLATIO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITFACE SHITSLINGING CHINK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHIT URINE-GARGLING CUM YOU WANKER ASS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH PIECE OF SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PUSSY DYKE SNUFF PORN BRITNEY SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKHEAD BOOBS CUNNILINGUS SHITBALLS SPIC EPIDIDYMIS CUNT DAGO PISS OFF SHITSLIDE FUCKBAG KNOBJOCKEY ASS HITLER ABO BALL SACK TITS FIST FUCK FUCKSTAIN ART METAL PRODUCTS PIG SEMEN HELL BOB SAGET CUNT LAPPER SUGARTITS GOAT DICK SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKHEAD FUCKING A DUMBASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK FUCKWIT ASSHOLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS BUTT PIRATE FUCK JERK OFF LENS CRAFTERS WHORE ASSHAT FUCKING BASEBALL ASSFACE CUNT DILDO SUGAR SOD OFF DOUCHEBAG WILLY WONKA BITCH JIZZ WIENER BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK ABO SHITE I AM CORNHOLIO! PAKI PEDOPHILIA SHIT PISS ARTIST CUNT CRAPPER WALRUS SHIT DAMN AY-AY-AY SHITCOCK GOD DAMMIT COON TURD SHITTY NIGGER [expletive deleted] GOD DAMMIT CLIT COLGATE GOD DAMMIT RAT'S ASS AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS BULLSHIT FUCKWIT GANGBANG MOLDY TITS THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS FUCKHEAD FUCK SHITFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU HELLFUCKER WANKSPLAT PISS ARTIST CUNT NEGRO DAMNATION FUCK OFF MILF SHITFUCKER TURD PISS OFF PEDOPHILIA ANUSCAKE TIMBER NIGGER STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHOLE BOB SAGET ALEX TREBEK DICK FUCK SCROTUM 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE ARSE WANK CUNT PISS ARTIST SHITBALLS BUGGER COMMUNIST DILDO GOBSHITE FUCK DIPSHIT FAG HOMO BUKKAKE BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU FRAK FUCKFACE BITCH FUCKER BITCH TESTICLE CHOKE CRAP DONKEY PUNCHER [Insert silly non-swear here] SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH KNOBJOCKEY TOSSER SPUNK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK WIGGER SCUMBAG BITCH COMMUNIST DILDO INBRED SHIT ASS YOU WANKER BLUE PENIS! MR WINKLER IS GAY DIPSHIT SLOPE SCUMBAG DYKE CUNNILINGUS DICKLICK FRITZ JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST NI SHIT FIRECROTCH WHORE DOUCHING ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRED PHELPS HELL WANKER ASSHOLE WINDOWS VISTA HELLFIRE FUCKING A CRAPFUCKER LOLCAT DILDO CLEAN DRINKING WATER TITS GOD DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TITS CROTCH DICK TITS PRICK DICK FUCKING FUCKFACE BATHING SUIT AREA TENTACLE RAPE TAFFY FELCHMONKEY CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMN MICK COCKGOBLIN CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE FUCKING JUMP! SHITCOCK FUCK OFF CUM HELL TITS MOCCASINS ALF BASTARD FUCK YOU BORDER HOPPER PEDOPHILIA SHUT UP, MEG! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU KRAUT FRENCH TICKLER PISS ARTIST DAMN DAMN FUCKFACE SMEG NIPPLES ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUGGER ASS FASCIST FELCHING BLOWJOB FUCKWIT ASS FASCIST DAMMIT CHOAD FUCKTARD COON ART METAL PRODUCTS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELLFUCKER ARSE DELICIOUS CAKE CLEMEN SHIT FUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FELCHING SHIT FEWMETS FELCHMONKEY BITCH GOOK HELL BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MONKEY SHIT SON OF A BITCH BULLCRAP SUCK MY DICK SHITE SUCK MY DICK TAMPONS WANK SHITHEAD PISS OFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TITTIES TITS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A CAMEL JOCKEY NORTH KOREA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF BITCH RAT'S ASS TWAT DICKFACE BUKKAKE ASSHAT FELLATIO WIENER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON JIZZ LET'S SHIT FUCKING JUMP! ASS MALARKY PEDOPHILIA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? NIGNOG FELCHMONKEY DAMN BOOBS SCROTUM FUCKHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUKKAKE SHITE FENCE JUMPER MILF CUNT CRAPPER NECROPHILIA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FRED PHELPS JERRY ORGASM DAMN DICKFACE CRACKER FUCKER BONG RAT'S COCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOG SHIT FUCKTARD SCROTUM LET'S SHIT DOT HEAD FELLATIO COLGATE WHITE RIGHTS POTTYMOUTH FELCHING ASSHAT ALF MICK GOOK SHITSLINGING YOUR MOM WIENER SPANK THE MONKEY I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT QUEEF HONKY DAMN SHIT DOUCHING ANUSCAKE I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN NIGGER [EXPLETIVE] YOU WANKER SOD OFF GRIS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JERK OFF SHITTING DICK NIPPLES MASTURBATION BIG FOOT RAPE ASSCRACK BLUE PENIS! BIRD IN THE HOUSE CHINK REDNECK FELCHMONKEY BIRD IN THE HOUSE HORSE PENIS PENIS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ARSE CHIGGER CHINK FUCKING REBECCA BLACK BLUE PENIS! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASSWIPE BALL SACK HELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNT CUNTBUCKET SUITCASE PENIS HADJI BLISTERING BARNACLES JACK OFF WIGGER TWAT SAGGY TITS GOD DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER BUGGER OFF ASSHOLE suck my mothers CARPET MUNCHER FUCK FUCKING A NECROPHILIA CROTCH HO BUTT-HEAD ASS JUNGLE BUNNY LOGJAMMER MONKEY SHIT FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER POLACK CHOAD GOATSE PISS OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITBALLS DOT HEAD SUCK MY DICK SHITTY ARSE pen0r AY-AY-AY DUMBASS FUCK DAMN IT PISS PISS BALLS POTTYMOUTH FUCKING BASEBALL CHINK SHIT TITS RAGHEAD HELL SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BITCH DOUCHEBAG DAMMIT DOUCHE FUCKING BASEBALL BEANER HADJI BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKTARD FRENCH TICKLER PEDOPHILIA JACK OFF MILF BITCH LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! CLUSTERFUCK EPIDIDYMIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GANGBANG SHITE DAGO PEDOPHILIA COCKSHITTER ARSE FRIG ASS POMMIE FUCK YOU CONDOMS FUCKTARD SUCK MY DICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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COON I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE CONDOMS DICKFACE MONKEY SHIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TRANNY PIG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS COMMUNIST DILDO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FRAK and with the JUNGLE BUNNY and his ARSE of girraffes in which SEX while reading about I'LL RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK YOU also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WOP