Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCK'CHOAD'HELL'DAGO'CLIT'CHINK'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOG FUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder BRUSH MA TEETH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CARPET MUNCHER, sudden ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or CARPET MUNCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MILF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SCUMBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may pen0r include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PISS OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK NUGGET utterFUCKance of socially DOUCHING objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKHEAD television programs to address MOCKIE Tourette's syndrome.

SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's is PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! not to be REDNECK confused with DILDO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves VENEREAL DISEASE random CUNTING ASSCRACK disorientation, culturally-CUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOTHERFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOG FUCKER language, YOU WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKBAG RAT'S COCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky LAKE TITICACA souvenir shoppes and massive ASSWIPE quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMMIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DOM DeLUISE Polite Note to the FROG'S FAT ASS Author:

The ASSHOLE Tourette's PENIS Research Institute was CROTCH founded to DONKEY PUNCHER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TITTIES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TOSSER article HONKY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HITLER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DAMMIT Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING swear. You can WHORE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BENSON SUCKS TV, for always focusing on the NIGGER bad side of a terrible ARSE thing.
• The main [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOSER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN knee DIPSHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHICKEN SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes POWERSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at HELL school for HORSE SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage THONG TASTER sufferers to become COLGATE manically depressed and FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD commit FRIG suicide.
• There is no DAMN IT cure, and the WOP drugs that are available to, "calm" the TAMPONS tics often have adverse SCROTUM side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GYPSY perodol" which caused my entire PAKI body to go PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS numb and BEAVER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BEAVER it is without the YID drug.

I am an active member of a CHIGGER tourette syndrome LIKE FATHER LIKE SON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating THIS IS SPARTA! the HOMO public view of Tourettes as a "TOTAL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ARTIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICKHEAD sorry for JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKHEAD this that really AUTOFELLATIO annoys me. I am working towards a AUTOFELLATIO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TOSSER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BASTARD, and making fun of a MALL SANTA horrible disorder is (not) NEOPETS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DIPSHIT time.

Best FUCKHEAD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TOWELHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As TAIWAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CAPITALISM Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those TIENANMEN SQUARE countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not WIKIPEDIA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society CULT OF THE DEAD COW.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. MONKEY SHIT Regards to Andrew SHITPISSER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The DOG SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can DAMN punch him if you FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you BRITAIN remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my DILDO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CARPET MUNCHER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are I WILL END YOU! and FOUR-EYES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POTTYMOUTH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DONALD RUMSFELD BAND WITH 4 SCUMBAG MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHOAD HORSE! CARPET MUNCHER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CARPET MUNCHER'S HOUSE

How GANGBANG to suck my mothers cure RAPE the IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette's FUDGEPACKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAT'S COCK for FLYING RAT'S ASS Tourette's NAZI Syndrome PISS is TITS following SPUNK these MASTURBATION rules SHIT in TOWELHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK OFF immature RAT'S ASS little GOD DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to DOG SHIT within CUNT 10 DOT HEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNTYMINTS CHIGGER HORSE SHIT nor CHICKEN SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell WIENER yourself you DUNE COON don't DONKEY PUNCHER have SON OF A BITCH this SCRATCH! GROUNDER! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SOD WITH NASTY FUCK YOU DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COON FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CARPET MUNCHER last straw WANK!

I fucking put GOBSHITE' my comment at the TOP OF THE CRACKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GOAT DICK the TOP OF INCEST THIS SUCK MY COCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT offensive. NIGGER TITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ABO people who try FUCK NUGGET to battle NAZI'DIPSHIT that tight-ass FROG 17-year-COCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK OFF it now, but someone said FENCE JUMPER' GO COUNT YOUR DICK PISS ARTIST'SAGGY TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP is a laughing BOYCOTT VIACOM! matter. Plus there JUNGLE BUNNY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Uncyclopedia, there are ASSFACE articles SHITHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TURD stuff. So MALARKY that means LET'S SHIT stop getting mad at the TESTICLE CHOKE first part too and DAMN talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's BITCH mocking (what RAT'S COCK letter? I don't even know what PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISSHOLE hi self BITCH even made a really PISS good point. "It's DAMN IT nothing more ASS from a head nod to a FROG knee tick". FUCKBAG. Which I'll add NICARAGUA onto OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DIPSHIT suffer that PISS ARTIST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DONKEY PUNCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITE be, because if I were a JERRY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKTARD hilarious. If you PRICK Want facts, go on RANDY TRAVIS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD be offended, don't read DESU the freaking EMO article anyway.

BOON FUCKHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCK ASSCRACK TAMPONS ASSWIPE BEAVER

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JOHNNY HO BUDDHIST MONK CUNTRAG TAMPONS FUCKER YOUR MOM DICKWAD BASTARD INCEST RAT'S COCK SOD OFF GENITALIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DUMBASS FUCK NUGGET GANGBANG I RAPE WALRUSES! POWERSHIT CONAN O'BRIAN FROG'S FAT ASS TITS HOMO FUCKWIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN ARSE suck my mothers SHAKOPEE FUCKING DICKHEAD TURD BASTARD ASSHAT ASSHAT BELGIUM BALLS FEWMETS DICKLICK FUCK JACKASS FUCKING A KNOBJOCKEY CLIT PISS OFF CHOAD DARTH VADER DICKFACE HOMO TIT DIRT FUCKING A MASTURBATION BUKKAKE FROG'S FAT ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS I WILL END YOU! 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CUNT SHITSLIDE ORGASM TUBA TOTAL COCKSTUFFER ARSE SHITHEAD TITMOUSE ALEX TREBEK ASSRAMMER POWERSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKLICK MOCCASINS MOCCASINS FUCKER BUTT-HOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKER SHITFUCKER CLIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WIGGER NIGGER JACKASS HELL HO BUGGER KIKE NAZI LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FOUR-EYES DUMBASS NIGGER MICK JOHNNY BITCH COCK MOLDY TITS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HOSER CUNT LAPPER CUNT FUCKSTAIN ANAL CLEVELAND STEAMER SUCK MY COCK SHITSKIN GIVING HEAD GRUE RAPE FAG GIVING HEAD SIGMUND FREUD BIRD SHIT JERK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER QUEEF PISS SPIC FELCHING PRICK FUCKER SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF INBRED SHITFUCKER TWAT BOON DAGO DAMN ORGASM SUCK MY COCK DAMN IT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PEDOPHILIA ASSFACE FUCKING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHOAD ASSWIPE PRICK SHITCUNTING BITCH POOPY ASSCRACK CUNTYMINTS RAT'S COCK ASS LICKER CRAPMUNCHER ASSHOLE ASSHOLE GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT WANK CHOAD COCK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! TITS SOD OFF SUCK MY COCK CROTCH GOD DAMMIT ALF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JERRY CHAV CRACKER HORSE SHIT BOON GRAPE PENIS FUCKING JUMP! JACK OFF PUSSY SHITE ASS OSTRICH MY ASS BOON GOD DAMN PIG YOU WANKER SHITCOCK FUCKER ARSE BASTARD ORGASM GREASER PRICK MOZILLA FIREFOX NECROPHILIA SHITPISSER CHICKEN SHIT SEMEN CAMEL JOCKEY JAP FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER MONKEY BALLS FEMADOM QUEEF JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASSHOLE CRAPPY BOOBS CUNT SPANK THE MONKEY DUMBASS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A GOOK GANGBANG NECROPHILIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM HELLFUCKER BULLSHIT OH SHI– THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! ASS CUNTRAG FUCK OFF CUNTBUCKET EMO CHOAD DICK CHICKEN PIG MOTHERFUCKER HELL FAG SAND NIGGER NI SHITE NIGGER PICKANINNY JUNGLE BUNNY TOSSER SAND NIGGER FUCK YOU HELLFIRE INJUN DUNE COON DICK LET'S SHIT ASSHOLE HELL STEVE BALLMER REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT NAZI DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOB SAGET JACKASS FUCKFACE BOLLOCKS SPUNK WOODPECKERSHIT DIPSHIT BOLLOCKS BASTARD ASS PENIS ON A STICK I RAPE WALRUSES! SEMEN DAMMIT ABO FUCKFACE I WILL END YOU! ASSHAT CUM FRIG REDSKIN FELCHING JENKEM DUMBASS HELL I'LL RAPE YOU BOB SAGET SAMUEL L. JACKSON BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BUTT PIRATE KAFFIR MOLDY TITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SCROTUM ASS BOOBS FUCKING JUMP! SAGGY TITS ASS BONG ARSE CHRISTHUMPER TITTIES TWAT FUCK YOU ORGASM ASS DICKHEAD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI WHORE SHITCOCK SEMEN BASTARD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY PUNCHER MONKEY'S UNCLE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHAT NI SHITSKIN ORGASM POLACK PENISBIRD FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK A DUCK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ART METAL PRODUCTS VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE BOOBS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE PORCH MONKEY NICARAGUA FELCHING GOD DAMMIT CUM REDSKIN FUCK CUNT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM DICKFACE CHICKEN FRIES DILDO CONDOMS BOOBS FRENCH TICKLER FUCKWIT ASS LICKER suck my mothers BITCH SHAKOPEE FRED PHELPS DICKHEAD JERRY PEEPEE SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF SHITHEAD FAG HELL INBRED GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNT RICK MORANIS CAPTAIN CRUNCH NEGRO ASSWIPE ASSCRACK FUCKTARD WANK DUMBASS WIGGER YID TITS SAND NIGGER JACK ABRAMOFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITPISSER BEAVER BITCH DAMN CRAP ON A STICK FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSUCKER PUSSYLICKER ASSFACE PRICK CUNT MOCCASINS SON OF A BITCH SHITTY GOD DAMN DICKHEAD NECROPHILIA BASTARD ANUSCAKE NIPPLES FUCKBAG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FIRECROTCH CROTCH BALLS GANGBANG ASSHOLE YOU WANKER LOLCAT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FRITZ DOG FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMN SHITHEAD BONER MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY SPICY CUNT FUCK NAZI COON SHUT UP, MEG! SHITFUCKER DICKFACE FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS JACKASS SHIT CUNTSWILLING ASS DOT HEAD SCUMBAG TITS & DICKS PICKANINNY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITTYWANK NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD PENIS IN SACREMENT DICKHEAD GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMMIT SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTHUMPER STEVE BALLMER ASSHAT JERRY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT MOCKIE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SAGGY TITS DOUCHING SAND NIGGER SEX SHITFACE DICK IN A BOX BITCH CUNTBUCKET DICK CHICKEN ARSE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICKHEAD FUCKWIT SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST BASTARD RAT'S ASS SLOPE HELL SPANK THE MONKEY BULLSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE SCROTUM FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER KAFFIR FOUR-EYES CRAPMUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER JACKASS FUCK OFF CARPET MUNCHER HELL EPIDIDYMIS POWERSHIT COCKSMOKER BUGGER JACKASS SHITPISSER FAG 4CHAN DAGO FLAMING ASS BADGER IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU TURD BLOWJOB GOATSE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT SON OF A BITCH WIKIPEDIA CUNT FUCKWIT DONALD RUMSFELD ARSEBADGERS BAT FUCK INSANE GENITALIA VAGINA FUCKER BUTTFUCKER PISS ASSHOLE JENKEM JIZZ GO HOME AND DIE SMEG ASS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK OFF FUCK YOU BITCH AUTOFELLATIO CLIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOOBS PUSSYLICKER CLEVELAND STEAMER CAPTAIN CRUNCH JACK OFF BITCH CRAPFUCKER DOUCHE FROG'S FAT ASS INCEST INBRED AY-AY-AY DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY BUTT-HEAD FENCE JUMPER JERK OFF DUMBASS SOD MOTHERFUCKER O CANADA CHIGGER WETBACK SPICY CUNT FUCK AMERICA ONLINE BAT FUCK INSANE YOU WANKER COCK MOCKIE BOYCOTT VIACOM! HOLY DUMB FUCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK MALL SANTA D'OH FUCK FUCKHEAD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FEMADOM I CAN AFFORD FOOD CONDOMS JACKASS BANGKOK HO DIPSHIT FUCKWIT SHITHEAD CANDY FUCKSTAIN TWAT GANGBANG I WILL END YOU! FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOZILLA FIREFOX CLEVELAND STEAMER WANK MOCCASINS NIGGER AMERICA ONLINE FUCK BUTTFUCKER FUCKER PISS CUNT SHITFACE SCUMBAG BASTARD ASSHAT PENIS BUGFUCK FUCKER SEMEN NIGGER FUDGEPACKER DAMN ARSEBADGERS GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER PENIS FUCK BUTTFUCKER HO BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK FUCKBAG ORGASM HELL WANKER FUCKING CUNTSWILLING DICK TITS TOWELHEAD ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOTHERFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI JACKASS POWERSHIT DONKEY DICK SHIT FELLATIO SHITFACE HOLY DUMB FUCK FEMADOM GOD DAMN BEANER SHITCUNTING JOHNNY JERRY JACK ABRAMOFF BOOBIES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAPE CONDOMS IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITCOCK PUNANI GOD DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BEAVER and with the FUCKER and his RUSTY TROMBONE of girraffes in which COCKSUCKER while reading about SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAPE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT