Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SOD'FUCKER'GOBSHITE'DIPSHIT'JACK OFF'JACKASS'YOU WANKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SPIC neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BAD MOTHERFUCKER, sudden FUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FEMADOM or BIRD SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUCK COCKS IN HELL! in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BUKKAKE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGNOG words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MAMA MIA QUEEF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK utterFUCKance of socially WOODPECKERSHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CRAP television programs to address FUCKING Tourette's syndrome.

CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Tourette's is MOTHERFUCKER not to be HELL confused with TITMOUSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKHEAD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PICKANINNY random NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING RAT'S ASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHING CHONG CHINK language, PEARL NECKLACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKING A SHITSLINGING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WANK souvenir shoppes and massive NAZI quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES PISS garbage.

Darnit.

A PICKANINNY Polite Note to the PIGFUCKER Author:

The BUTT PIRATE Tourette's BIRD SHIT Research Institute was JOHN SMILEY FACE founded to DICK CHICKEN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have [EXPLETIVE] Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITBALLS article CHICKEN FRIES funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DICKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOG SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOOK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers SHITE swear. You can ABO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame URINE-GARGLING TV, for always focusing on the FRITZ bad side of a terrible BASTARD thing.
• The main DILDO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SACRAMENTO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee CHINK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHICKEN SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SAND NIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at VAGINA school for HONKY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MONKEY SHIT sufferers to become SACRED manically depressed and SHIT commit EXTRA LONG PENIS suicide.
• There is no SHITTY cure, and the CLEVELAND STEAMER drugs that are available to, "calm" the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD tics often have adverse HELL side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKER perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go CHIGGER numb and FUCKSTAIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than LET'S SHIT it is without the JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST drug.

I am an active member of a PIGFUCKER tourette syndrome FIRECROTCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK OFF the GOOK public view of Tourettes as a "KAFFIR swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WARNER MUSIC GROUP much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKFACE sorry for SLOPE "hi-jacking" your BOOBS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK this that really LENS CRAFTERS annoys me. I am working towards a I WILL KILL YOU! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TOWELHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be COON, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) PENIS ON A BUN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PEDOPHILIA time.

Best GOATSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As POISON IN BABY FORMULA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TAIWAN Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CAPITALISM in countries MONASTERIES leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DALAI LAMA byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. JAP Regards to Andrew FLYING FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The PENISPENISPENIS!!! bastard who wrote this article. You can MOZILLA FIREFOX punch him if you REBECCA BLACK want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FLYING RAT'S ASS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BAD MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHIGGER and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FELCHING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 HELL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHING HORSE! BAD MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BAD MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE

How DEMOCRACY to TITS cure I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! the GOD DAMN Tourette's SOD OFF Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment YUKY DOODY for JAP Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome KIDDY FIDDLER is CHING CHONG CHINK following ANAL these DUMBASS rules BUTT-HEAD in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid PEEPEE immature BITCH little I WILL END YOU! kids,
• 2: Count to DAMN within HORSE SHIT 10 JERK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK nor SHITSLINGING talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKING A yourself you ASS don't FUCKHEAD have BASTARD this FUCK OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASSCRACK WITH NASTY DUMBASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BAD MOTHERFUCKER last straw BITCH!

I fucking put AUTOFELLATIO' my comment at the TOP OF THE PAKI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNTBUCKET the TOP OF SHIT THIS PUSSYLICKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANK offensive. INCEST. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BONER people who try BORDER HOPPER to battle PIECE OF SHIT'POMMIE that tight-ass ASSHAT 17-year-WANKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITFACE it now, but someone said BITCH' ANAL BOLLOCKS'BALLS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTING ASSCRACK is a laughing MARGARET THATCHER matter. Plus there CRAP ON A STICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are SHITSLIDE articles TRANNY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITE stuff. So BORDER HOPPER that means BELLEND stop getting mad at the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! first part too and MACACA talking about the CUNT CRAPPER letter that it's ASS mocking (what YOU WANKER letter? I don't even know what FRIG the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS OFF MY ASS hi self TUBA even made a really TITTIES good point. "It's HORSE PENIS nothing more INJUN from a head nod to a PUSSYLICKER knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add DAMN onto DOUCHE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKING suffer that ASSHAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKWIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FEMADOM be, because if I were a FUCK A DUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on ASSCRACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DUMBASS be offended, don't read CUNT LAPPER the freaking TWAT article anyway.

ASS RAPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CARPET MUNCHER BITCH BLUMPKIN INJUN CAPTAIN CRUNCH GANGBANG NEGRO

ORGASM SHITPISSER CUNTRAG CUNNILINGUS SHIT DICK IN A BOX SHIT WANKER SHUT UP, MEG! I DON'T HAVE AIDS PISS O CANADA FUCK YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DAMMIT PENIS ON A STICK HELL FAGGOT TWAT JACKASS CONDOMS FUCK COCKSMOKER BUGGER OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMMIT CLIT BOOBIES GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE DOUCHING CUNNILINGUS JAP BLUMPKIN ASSRAMMER ASS JAP CUM SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS NAZI CHOAD KISSER DUMBASS GRINGO ORGASM CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BALL SACK FLYING FUCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE PISS OFF MY ASS NAZI ASSHAT I AM CORNHOLIO! WALRUS SHIT YOU WANKER QUEEF GOD DAMMIT FROG'S FAT ASS BALL SACK CLEVELAND STEAMER FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH TURD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DUMBASS SECOND BALLS HENTAI WALRUS SHIT PICKANINNY CAPTAIN CRUNCH ARSEBADGERS WIENER DICK TITS BALLS CUNT ASSHAT FRIG GOD DAMN DICKLICK TITTIES suck my mothers PEEPEE OH SHI– FRITZ BOOBIES FUCKTARD COCK FRAK MACACA LENS CRAFTERS COCK DICKHEAD BUGGER COCK PRICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE ARSE FUCK YOU I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY SHIT MALARKY BUGGER PENIS AUTOFELLATIO COMMUNISM IS STUPID SCROTUM SEMPRINI WANK SHITFACE DEVELOPERS! PICKANINNY ALF HATE HATE HAT WANK SHITBALLS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA [EXPLETIVE] COCK ASSHOLE SOD OFF MOCCASINS PIG KRAUT WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! YID CRACKER DOG FUCKER ASSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK GYPSY PICKANINNY TOWELHEAD YOU WANKER BASTARD STEVE BALLMER TACO BLOWJOB BIRD SHIT FUCK OFF YOUR MOM DYKE FUCK KIKE DAGO WIGGER LOGJAMMER KIKE CHRISTIANITY WANKSPLAT FUCKHEAD BITCH SCUMBAG CUNT CRAPPER ARSEBADGERS SHITFUCKER URINE-GARGLING [EXPLETIVE] PUNANI SHAKOPEE FUCK BUGGER OFF FUCKING WANKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER ORGASM TOTAL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKING JUMP! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NIGGER INBRED SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SLOPE DOT HEAD NIGGER NAZI SHITTY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TITS BITCH CRAPMUNCHER MASTURBATION GYPSY BANGKOK LOLCAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFACE ASSHOLE TITS CUNT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FU SPANG WETBACK FUCKING A JERK OFF NIGGER NIGNOG YOU WANKER FUCK [expletive deleted] HOMO BOYCOTT VIACOM! [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] RAT'S ASS MAMA MIA PENIS YUKY DOODY HELL ABO BASTARD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE CRAP ASSHAT WANK FUCKFACE FAG CHIGGER NIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE I WILL KILL YOU! HEIL HITLER! COCKSTUFFER CROTCH TOWELHEAD HEIL HITLER! FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN CUNTSWILLING FUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BITCH CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DAMN SEX ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSCRACK BOOBS ASSHOLE PUSSY JIZZ ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK WANK BANGKOK CHOAD POWERSHIT BUGFUCK YOU WANKER WIENER FUCKFUCKFUCK HELLFUCKER SOD OFF SHITE BONER BONER SHITHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITTY GIVING HEAD SOD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT EPIDIDYMIS BUGGER WANK GENITALIA DAMN ANAL DIABETES GREASER JERRY NEGRO CHIGGER POLESMOKER PISS FUCK PRICK MOTHERFUCKER FROG SCUMBUCKET DOUCHEBAG PIG RECTUM RAIDER SHITTY RAT'S COCK CHIGGER BONG PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! TWAT SHIT TITS & DICKS MARGARET THATCHER CUNT BIRD SHIT POLACK GRINGO WALRUS SHIT FUCKWIT PENIS ON A STICK SHITFUCKER GANGBANG TITS SHITTY AMERICA ONLINE JERK OFF WANK FUCKBAG FELCHING SPANK THE MONKEY SON OF A BITCH BITCH BALLS DOUCHE SHITBALLS HELLFIRE ASS LICKER ASSHAT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MOCCASINS NAZI BULLSHIT ARSE COCKSHITTER ASSHAT FUCKHEAD JENKEM DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT KIKE ASSWIPE JERK OFF RAT'S ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! JACK OFF HOMO POOPOO POMMIE HORSE SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU GIVING HEAD CUNT HELL DICK FUCK YOU NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOUCHE JAP CUNT SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT TITS SACRAMENTO HOLY DUMB FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS CROTCH DIRTY SANCHEZ PUSSYLICKER KRAUT DAMN SON OF A BITCH FUCKBAG GYPSY WIKIPEDIA DOG FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES CUNTYMINTS POWERSHIT ORGASM RUSKIE TOTAL FELCHING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSUCKER RAT'S ASS DAMN RAPE I WILL KILL YOU! SHIT SAND NIGGER BITCH BUTT-HOLE KIKE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DIPSHIT FROG DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN DAMN POMMIE SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST FUCKING A JIGGABOO BORDER HOPPER SHITCOCK ASSHOLE GOD DAMN SHIT HELL FUCKTARD JAP VENEREAL DISEASE CHOAD KISSER ASS [Insert swear here] I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN GOD DAMMIT GOOGLE FUCKWIT RECTUM RAIDER EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS WANK SON OF A BITCH TITTIES POWERSHIT TURD YID DAMN IT DICK ANUSCAKE DAMN CHOAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT ASSFACE BUGFUCK CUM VENEREAL DISEASE PRICK HELLFUCKER D'OH FUCK OFF BUGFUCK CRAPMUNCHER ORGASM ASSHAT CHIGGER FUCKING A SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKFACE CHICKEN SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BEANER TURD CUNT FAGGOT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HELL BEANER FUCK DICK COCKSMOKER HO DAMN IT FRITZ BITCH PEDOPHILIA CHENEY CUNTRAG ASSCRACK FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SON OF A BITCH PUSSY CUNT FUCKTARD TAMPONS DONKEY PUNCHER SPIC DICKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER FOUR-EYES SOD OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE 666 BASTARD CAMEL FUCKER SUCK MY COCK FLYING FUCK ANAL CUM PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOT HEAD RICK MORANIS DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK CLEMEN MALARKY BITCH SHAKOPEE TITS KAFFIR BUTTFUCKER HORSE SHIT POTTYMOUTH DUNE COON TEDDY BEARS GOD DAMN CRAP DUMBASS FUCK SHITSLINGING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MONKEY SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CHUFF HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES POTTYMOUTH BOOBS DEVELOPERS! DICKHEAD SPANK THE MONKEY TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BUTT PIRATE JACKASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WOP DOG FUCKER CONDOMS GENITALIA MONKEY'S UNCLE KIKE FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD BUKKAKE HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK DOG SHIT NI DAMN RUSKIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU ORGASM FUCK YOU LAKE TITICACA SON OF A BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER BOLLOCKS HOMO CLEMEN FUCK OFF PORCH MONKEY TURD INCEST O KURWA! SHITBALLS FELCHING JOHN SMILEY FACE SHIT PUSSY COCKSHITTER FELLATIO HELL CUNT DAMMIT JOHNNY CROTCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PECKERHEAD YOUR MOM DICKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY DOG SHIT RAPE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKFACE MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BITCH SCROTUM I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PENISPENISPENIS!!! TITS & DICKS CLEAN DRINKING WATER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM NAZI FLOWERS GOD DAMN ASSHOLE DIPSHIT FEMADOM O KURWA! PISS OFF MY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICK WALRUS SHIT ASS LICKER MONKEY SHIT ORGASM PISS NIGGER [Insert swear here] BASTARD SPUNK MONKEY BALLS RAPE BUKKAKE NAZI CHIGGER CUNT CRAPPER FUCKSTAIN DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU CAPTAIN CRUNCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIPPLES YOU WANKER HELL CAMEL FUCKER TACO MARGARET THATCHER CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHE NAZI CUNTING ASSCRACK FROG'S FAT ASS GIVING HEAD CHINK CHICKEN SHIT NIGGER DAMMIT NEGRO NIGGER THONG TASTER BOOBS DOG SHIT CUM CHOLERA IS FUN! PISS ARTIST FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN BEAVER SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS HONKY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TURD FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLCRAP HIV NEGATIVE LIMEY SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD DAMN TACO BASTARD COON INBRED TACO DOM DeLUISE FRED PHELPS HORSE SHIT POWERSHIT BITCH JIGGABOO HOT GRITS FUCKHEAD WANK ASSHOLE SHITHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITFACE SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCK SHITHEAD CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE SCUMBUCKET DAMN PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD MOCCASINS DICKLICK DOUCHE PIECE OF SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FASHION BUG NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY POWERSHIT LOLCAT ANAL PISS ARTIST NICARAGUA RAGHEAD DAMN GIVING HEAD HADJI YOU WANKER CUNT TWAT [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] SECOND BALLS FUCK HO BLOWJOB SHITFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE BEANER SHITFUCKER BALLS POMMIE SUCK MY DICK PENIS WANK DAMN ORGASM FLAMING ASS BADGER SHAKOPEE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIENER BITCH DUMBASS GOOK NIGGER SHITSLINGING I WILL KILL YOU! DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK YOU WANKER DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT DONKEY DICK DAGO CHING CHONG CHINK TOSSER JACKASS FUCKER SCUMBUCKET BONER CHOAD OSTRICH MY ASS SHITPISSER HUMAN RIGHTS AUTOFELLATIO DICK CHICKEN BALLS CUNT LAPPER MARY WHITEHOUSE BEAVER BULLSHIT DAMN 666 CUM SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JERK OFF PRICK JIZZ PUSSY CUNT PISS OFF CAMEL FUCKER SPUNK FUCK YOU WANKER BIGNOSE PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU DOUCHING JAP SHIT BOB SAGET SPIC SCROTUM RAPE GOD DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH PENIS FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER ARSE ANAL DIABETES MONKEY'S UNCLE ORGASM LOGJAMMER BONER FEWMETS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN TITTYWANK ASSRAMMER WOP DIPSHIT CUNT JAP FUCKING DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT FUCKING JUMP! HITLER SHITFACE NIGGER TITS FUCK BOON DUMBASS NIPPLES DYKE BALLS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD KAFFIR DONKEY PUNCHER ARSE FLYING FUCK SHITE SEX DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRENCH TICKLER SHITFACE PISS TITWANK ARFENHOUSE BITCH BEAVER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH POLAK FELCHING SMEG SOD BAT FUCK INSANE CROTCH FUCKTARD COON BUGGER FELLATIO RAT'S ASS BELGIUM ORGASM SOD WOP PENIS ON A STICK CLEVELAND STEAMER UNICORNS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NIPPLES CUNT DAMMIT FUCKWIT JOHN SMILEY FACE FROG SOD OFF TWAT AUTOFELLATIO HELL CHRISTHUMPER SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING [EXPLETIVE] EMO DAMMIT VAGINA PUSSY WIENER ASSHAT BASTARD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! CUNT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE PEDOPHILIA WINDOWS VISTA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! INCEST VENEREAL DISEASE HOMO DOG FUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S ASS SEMEN TITWANK JERRY PIG CONDOMS INJUN BALL SACK POLACK LAKE TITICACA DICKWAD DOT HEAD RAT'S COCK STRAWBERRY ASS SHIT FUCK DAMN NORTH KOREA BULLSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH YOU WANKER MAMA MIA FUCKTARD SHIT POLAK TOSSER ASS 666 FU SPANG YOU WANKER DYKE CHOAD P'KANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TIMBER NIGGER FRAK CHOAD POOPOO SPUNK FUDGEPACKER ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK SHITHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK YOGHURT CANNON YOU WANKER MOCKIE CUNT PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI RUSTY TROMBONE EAT MY SHIT! CAMEL FUCKER CLUSTERFUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKTARD FUCK DAMN CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE LIMEY JOHN ELWAY SHITE SAND NIGGER FELLATIO ASSHAT DICK IN A BOX SHITFUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TITWANK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHIT FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS NEGRO BALLS SHAKOPEE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TITS DUNE COON BLUMPKIN HELLFIRE GIVING HEAD CUNTSWILLING EXTRA LONG PENIS WIGGER PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER KRAUT COCK BUKKAKE DAMN PISS MOTHERFUCKER DYKE SHITFACE FUCK TWAT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER DESU CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS FASCIST CLEVELAND STEAMER JACK OFF CUNTSWILLING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMMIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK WANK HELLFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSE SHITTY FUCK TRANNY BASTARD SAND NIGGER SAND NIGGER HELLFUCKER PEDOPHILIA MALARKY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YUKY DOODY BONER FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS YOU WANKER YOU WANKER DICK TITS DOG SHIT WANK CRAPPY WIENER BITCH HOSER [Insert yet another person's name here] MALARKY HORSE PENIS HORSE PENIS RAPE SPICY CUNT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DILDO CLIT CRAPMUNCHER FOUR-EYES LOGJAMMER FUCK OFF MASTURBATION COCKSUCKER TITS [expletive deleted] HELLFIRE DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT NORTH KOREA ASSCRACK DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK FUCK ABO FUCK YOU RAPE CRAP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WANK SNUFF PORN SOD OFF POLAK FELLATIO GOD DAMN JERK OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BASTARD FUCKHEAD SHITE CUNT SHITFACE FELLATIO SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHIT FUCKER YOGHURT CANNON TITTIES D'OH ORGASM FUCKSTAIN FUCK OFF SHITCOCK BIBLE BASHER WANK SHOOP DA WHOOP SON OF A BITCH DIPSHIT NAZI SHITSLINGING FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKING COCK PENISBIRD FUCK BEANER BULLSHIT CLEMEN PEEPEE LIMEY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive I'LL RAPE YOU and with the DAMMIT and his DIPSHIT of girraffes in which CLUSTERFUCK while reading about DICKHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUTT PIRATE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK