Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTTFUCKER'CLUSTERFUCK'I WILL END YOU!'DAMN'CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A'FUCKSTAIN'MONKEY SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JERK OFF look at the POMMIE talk page of this HOLY DUMB FUCK article for notes or discussion before JERRY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MONKEY SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder WIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid INCEST, sudden NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICKLICK or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COCKGOBLIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOUCHETITS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SCUMBUCKET include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BULLSHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL DICK IN A BOX words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONGSHOVER utterFUCKance of socially PENIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ROSIE O'DONNELL television programs to address CRAPMUNCHER Tourette's syndrome.

WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's is LAKE TITICACA not to be NIGGER confused with ROSIE O'DONNELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HENTAI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS random SHIT disorientation, culturally-AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, BIRD SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? [EXPLETIVE] of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SUCK MY DICK souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities TWAT of ANAL DIABETES I WILL KILL YOU! garbage.

Darnit.

A FLYING FUCK Polite Note to the TITWANK Author:

The FIST FUCK Tourette's PUSSY Research Institute was COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK founded to LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article MALL SANTA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MOTHERFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKHEAD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers CHRIS CHAN swear. You can CUNT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame O KURWA! TV, for always focusing on the PISSHOLE bad side of a terrible PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT thing.
• The main MALARKY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUNG-HOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUTTFUCKER knee MALARKY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PUSSY school for PIG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! sufferers to become FUCKER manically depressed and RAT'S ASS commit BLUMPKIN suicide.
• There is no GOD DAMMIT cure, and the FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the WALRUS SHIT tics often have adverse SHITE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I WILL KILL YOU! perodol" which caused my entire HO body to go SPUNK numb and PISSHOLE basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF it is without the HITLER drug.

I am an active member of a BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA tourette syndrome ANAL DIABETES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNNILINGUS the PUSSY public view of Tourettes as a "POLESMOKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ANAL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am NIPPLES sorry for BOOBIES "hi-jacking" your SEMEN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONKEY PUNCHER this that really FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a PEDOPHILIA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITTYWANK, and making fun of a CUNNILINGUS horrible disorder is (not) NICARAGUA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BITCH time.

Best ASS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BELLEND” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society RIVER CRABS SUCK.

Li Chiang “LHASA” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew POLAK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The CUNTING ASSCRACK bastard who wrote this article. You can BIRD SHIT punch him if you lowercase want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the MILF saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my WIENER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine INCEST Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK OFF and CHICKEN SHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NORTH KOREA HORSE! INCEST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO INCEST'S HOUSE

How BUGGER OFF to WINDOWS VISTA cure BEAVER the PENIS ON A STICK Tourette's FALSE BENSON Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! for JAP Tourette's SCUMBAG Syndrome DOUCHE NAZI is MILF following PRICK these GANGBANG rules BUKKAKE in FUCKHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid RAGHEAD immature NAZI little BOOBIES kids,
• 2: Count to NIGGER TITS within DAMN 10 PAKIseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DUMBASS NEGRO RAT'S COCK nor WANKER talk,
• 4: Tell TITTIES yourself you URINE-GARGLING don't PISS ARTIST have TITS & DICKS this FUCK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK WITH NASTY DUMBASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the INCEST last straw DICKHEAD!

I fucking put WIKIPEDIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE CROTCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKWIT the TOP OF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE THIS TOSSER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUM offensive. BITCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INBRED people who try COLGATE to battle FUCK'BIGNOSE that tight-ass TITMOUSE 17-year-FUCKSTAIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BONER it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' URINE-GARGLING BAD MOTHERFUCKER'CUNNILINGUS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JERK OFF is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there JOHNNY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BULLSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are SAND NIGGER articles BUTT-HOLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSE stuff. So GOBSHITE that means FUCKWIT stop getting mad at the GOAT DICK first part too and SHITTY talking about the DAMN letter that it's SUCK MY COCK mocking (what ARSE letter? I don't even know what CUM the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHIGGER hi self BIRD SHIT even made a really WIENER good point. "It's PAKI nothing more DICKLICK from a head nod to a PEARL NECKLACE knee tick". RECTUM RAIDER. Which I'll add JUNGLE BUNNY onto LIMEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GOD DAMN suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes LET'S SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FELLATIO be, because if I were a DICKFACE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSY hilarious. If you NIPPLES Want facts, go on GO COUNT YOUR DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITHEAD be offended, don't read MOCKIE the freaking LIMEY article anyway.

IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BONER BIGNOSE FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT NAZI SHITSLINGING SUCK MY COCK CANNED QUOTE KRAUT

IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD YOU WANKER ASS LICKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHIT D'OH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BATMAN & ROBIN VAGINA INJUN TIMBER NIGGER LET'S SHIT DAGO BOOBIES GARBAGE DAY! ASSFACE TITS SHIT BUGFUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSHOLE KNOBJOCKEY SHITFUCKER CAMEL FUCKER SOD JESSE McCARTNEY SAND NIGGER FUCKTARD GYPSY BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER OFF ORGASM MONKEY SHIT DAMN CHRISTHUMPER HELLFUCKER POLACK FOUR-EYES ART METAL PRODUCTS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELLATIO CLEAN DRINKING WATER FUCKSTAIN URINE-GARGLING 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKER DOT HEAD WANK KRAUT DARTH VADER KNOBJOCKEY ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING BULLSHIT FUCKING JUMP! HONKY [Insert yet another person's name here] FUCKHEAD SWIMMING POOL CANNED QUOTE TIMBER NIGGER BUTT PIRATE COCKSHITTER LOGJAMMER TURD PRICK PRICK CHOAD DUMBASS GOD DAMN MALARKY TRANNY WIKIPEDIA PISS UP MY ARSE CTHULHU FHTAGN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FRITZ GYPSY [EXPLETIVE] DOG SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN MOSES TWAT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITBALLS ANAL DIABETES 666 TURD FUCKHEAD BOOBS SHITHEAD BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON DARTH VADER MILF LET'S SHIT GOBSHITE FUCKER CTHULHU FHTAGN [Insert swear here] FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN SPIC YOU WANKER WOP COCKSUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTBUCKET STUDENT MOVEMENT SUITCASE PENIS ASSFACE FELCHING PUNANI CUNT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES WEHATEMARIO TITS WIENER ANAL CLIT LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD DICK IN A BOX RAPE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BASTARD DAMN CUNNILINGUS SEX MONKEY SHIT HOMO BRITNEY FUCKING A GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK YOU YID POLESMOKER CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER DICKFACE DICKHEAD ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! ASS LICKER BUTTFUCKER SLITTY EYES JERK OFF SLOPE WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN TITS ARSE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CHICKEN FRIES BALLS GIVING HEAD SHITSKIN SHITFACE COCKSUCKER GANGBANG GRIS CUNT COCKSMOKER HELL JACK ABRAMOFF JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER JIZZ BUTT PIRATE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMN RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKWIT CHOAD ORGASM BELGIUM DARTH VADER BULLSHIT TITS FUCKSTAIN GOBSHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SCUMBUCKET IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SCUMBAG POMMIE WIGGER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DUMBASS FUCK YOU CRACKER ASSHAT suck my mothers DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU TITWANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHIT FUCKBAG ASSCRACK DAMN DAMN CHOAD PEARL NECKLACE PENISFUCK TITWANK ASSBANDIT DEVELOPERS! ASSRAPING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SACRED CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOD DAMN ASSHAT NIGNOG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HENTAI FOUR-EYES KAFFIR TITWANK CHENEY EXTRA LONG PENIS WHITE RIGHTS DIPSHIT BOOBIES PRICK ASS ARSE DONKEY DICK DARTH VADER PRICK CUNNILINGUS RAPE BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE TITS NIGGER SCUMBAG TARTAR SAUCE BLOWJOB DICKHEAD ASSHOLE DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MICK FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! POLAK DICK TITS LHASA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RAPE BUGFUCK TIT SPRINKLES MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT TITS FUCK WANK TITTYWANK BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD ASSHAT HADJI ASSHAT CRAPPY URINE-GARGLING SON OF A BITCH BOLLOCKS TITTYWANK FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY TACO FELLATIO CRACKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKING A KIKE CUNT PISS OFF PENISFUCK DIPSHIT DAMN IT FRIG FUCKING BUTTFUCKER SPIC WHORE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKSTAIN TOSSER SPUNK JENKEM DICKHEAD TOTAL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELCHMONKEY MOZILLA FIREFOX PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS DONKEY DICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BASTARD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT BALLS CARPET MUNCHER PISS PIECE OF SHIT SLOPE FRIG WIKIPEDIA FENCE JUMPER RAT'S ASS WANK ASS CRAPFUCKER CHOAD BUKKAKE FUCKING SHITSKIN TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PORCH MONKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DEVELOPERS! KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK YOU BITCH FUCKING A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCK FELCHING CHOLERA IS FUN! BUGFUCK BENCH PRESS ASSHAT PECKERHEAD INBRED MICK HORSE PENIS ASSHAT BIGNOSE SHIT HELL DONKEY PUNCHER PEARL NECKLACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NEOPETS MOCKIE BRITNEY FUCKWIT BITCH SCROTUM YOU WANKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BOOBIES FUCKTARD BONER COCKSMOKER BUGFUCK JOHN ELWAY ASSFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CLEMEN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK FELLATIO POTTYMOUTH ORGASM FUCKHEAD KIKE ASS PISS OFF NIGNOG HELL FUCKING BASEBALL SHITE CRAP ASS SAND NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK WIGGER DAMN DILDO [expletive deleted] BOOBS FUCKING GOBSHITE WANK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF RAT'S COCK ASSHAT GRINGO ASSRAPING WALRUS SHIT HELL DOUCHE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! TIT DIRT ABO PAKI FUCKWIT BASTARD SHITHEAD FUCK YOU BAT FUCK INSANE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSFACE DOUCHETITS ASSHOLE BONER NIGGER TITS JAP BEAVER NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM NAZI GOBSHITE SON OF A BITCH COON PISSHOLE POLESMOKER BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER O CANADA BONER PAKI FEMADOM ABO DICKFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SHIT JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING DAMN IT BLUE PENIS! SEX WALRUS SHIT CRAP GRIS GOD DAMN FUCKER SOD HELL DOG SHIT ASSHAT WARNER MUSIC GROUP CRAP JOHN ELWAY GIVING HEAD LIMEY POTTYMOUTH HENTAI SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT TITS & DICKS DICKHEAD YID I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI VAGINA CLUSTERFUCK FEMADOM SHITSLINGING PUNANI RAT'S ASS JACKASS TOTAL ASSCRACK BITCH CUM LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKFACE PENIS HENTAI BALLS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TWISTY VAGINA NORTH KOREA ASSHAT BITCH ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TACO CHIGGER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BLUE PENIS! BENCH PRESS SHITCUNTING BUTTFUCKER CUNTYMINTS RAT'S COCK SHITHEAD FUCK MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER FUCKING BASEBALL NIGNOG SHIT FUCKSTAIN CUNTSWILLING MICK FUCKER MONKEY SHIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE JACKASS QUEEF FUCK FENCE JUMPER GOAT DICK GOD DAMN ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER FASHION BUG ASS CHRISTHUMPER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES CHING CHONG CHINK [EXPLETIVE] SHITHEAD PISS DAMMIT POWERSHIT SEX SIGMUND FREUD FUCKTARD WIGGER FUCKER MACACA VENEREAL DISEASE CHUFF BITCH BOOBS FRIG ASSHAT BULLSHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DONGSHOVER SHITFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK pen0r SHITHEAD MILF SHITFUCKER FUCK NUGGET I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PIG SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO KIKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS DYKE COCKSUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE AUTOFELLATIO SACRAMENTO FUCK OFF SACRAMENTO CUNTRAG DOUCHING FELCHING CHICKEN SHIT RAPE SHIT BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT POLESMOKER EMO YOU WANKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GUMDROPS ASSHAT WOP RAT'S COCK JACKASS FREE ELECTIONS BUTT-HOLE HELL ASSWIPE DICKWAD NIGGER BALL SACK SLOPE CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS FUCK OFF NIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS STEVE BALLMER TURD HELL FOUR-EYES FUCK OFF CHINK ORGASM COCKSMOKER BUTTFUCKER RAT'S ASS POTTYMOUTH ASSCRACK KAFFIR HEIL HITLER! SHITFACE HELLFUCKER HAIL SATAN! RAT'S COCK SUITCASE PENIS CUNT FUCK GOD DAMN WIENER TURD YOU WANKER FUCKWIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUTT-HEAD ASSRAPING DAMN SEX POLESMOKER FELCHING DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT ASS DAMMIT FELCHING POWERSHIT BOB SAGET PISS YOU WANKER FELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FELCHING DIPSHIT O CANADA SEX DIPSHIT HELL CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES SHITTY SAND NIGGER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS CLIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YUKY DOODY SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT GOD DAMN BELGIUM HEIL HITLER! BOYCOTT VIACOM! TWO-INCH PENIS ASSHOLE FUCKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY CHIGGER RAPE RUSTY TROMBONE SOD OFF PENISPENISPENIS!!! WANK CLIT TOSSER INJUN GIVING HEAD FUCKWIT BONER TITTIES SHITSLINGING FELLATIO FUCKWIT ORGASM PISS CRAPPY BITCH SUCK MY COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MASTURBATION MOLDY TITS FUDGEPACKER CUNT FLYING FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY CUM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU URINE-GARGLING BOB SAGET HUMAN RIGHTS ASS ABO YID GOD DAMMIT MONKEY SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POOPOO MOTHERFUCKER INBRED YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK BEANER SHITE HENTAI FUCKFACE FEMADOM ASSHOLE FUCKING JUMP! DICKLICK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TURD INCEST ASS COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! PAKI BASTARD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS DOG SHIT YOU WANKER EXTRA LONG PENIS BELGIUM NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BUGGER BEAVER BALLS MILF CUNT SNUFF PORN FUCKSTAIN WIGGER FUCK YOU SHIT DICK TITS COCKSMOKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS WANKSPLAT SHAKOPEE DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS NEGRO YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT HOMO TITS & DICKS TWAT FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS NAZI SHITFACE BUGGER SCUMBAG BOOBS BITCH BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SACRED pen0r MILF PISS OFF SHUT UP, MEG! SIGMUND FREUD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GENITALIA DOUCHING BITCH DIPSHIT PEDOPHILIA ASS RUSKIE BUGFUCK BALLS SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY FUCK NUGGET BOON BASTARD NICARAGUA CUNT RAPE SHITSKIN HAPPINESS FELCHING COCKSMOKER RAGHEAD FUCKFACE PISSHOLE GRINGO YOU WANKER JERK OFF CUNNILINGUS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DOG SHIT TWAT LICK PUSSY GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE CRAPMUNCHER CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER TAMPONS INCEST AY-AY-AY HELL TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FEWMETS HELL KNOBJOCKEY KAFFIR GOD DAMN SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? SHIT NIGGER I RAPE WALRUSES! ORGASM COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER CUNT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING ASSRAPING DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER FAG FUCKING A FUCKTARD COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FRITZ MARGARET THATCHER FUCKTARD NECROPHILIA MOCKIE LET'S SHIT TITS TITTIES HENTAI CRAPFUCKER CUNNILINGUS WANKSPLAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CONAN O'BRIAN FEMADOM AY-AY-AY SHITFACE PISS OFF MY ASS MARCH OF FLAMES [Insert silly non-swear here] PISS OFF CUNTBUCKET [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIGGER TITS DUMBASS SUCK MY COCK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN PISS MARCH OF FLAMES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK YOU CUNT BELGIUM RAT'S COCK PISS GYPSY PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! BUTT PIRATE PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU MOCCASINS JACKASS SHIT CUNT ASSHAT BUTT-HOLE BUGGER LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD DICK IN A BOX HELL NORTH KOREA MOLDY TITS AY-AY-AY CUNNILINGUS DIPSHIT SHITSLIDE FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SUCK A BIG DICK ARSE MASTURBATION CUNT CRAPPER CHOAD STEVE BALLMER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FROG'S FAT ASS STEVE BALLMER HOMO TACO SHITFACE SCROTUM MALARKY MAMA MIA SHITHEAD FUCKER MILF SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNT SEX NECROPHILIA CHUFF COCKSUCKER BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF RAGHEAD HELL NEGRO HAPPINESS WANK HOSER BASTARD BALLS PENIS DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD SHITE FUCKHEAD JACKASS FUCK NUGGET MALL SANTA SEMEN SHITE SHITHEAD ROMANIA FAG FUCKSTAIN WANK I WILL END YOU! BASTARD DOUCHEBAG ORGASM TIMBER NIGGER FUCK JAP ASSWIPE BONER FUCKING A RAT'S COCK BASTARD TWAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE SOD BELGIUM DONKEY PUNCHER MALL SANTA DAMN BEAVER MOTHERFUCKER COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK SPRINKLES FUCK RAT'S ASS ANUSCAKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER JIGGABOO DAMN INBRED ASSCRACK DUMBASS BALL SACK CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SMEG SEX STEVE BALLMER SHITCUNTING SHITFACE DILDO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT STEVE BALLMER JACKASS SHIT ASSHAT ORGASM FUCKHEAD BANGKOK NIGGER NEGRO BASTARD ASS DILDO SHITE PISS ARTIST NIPPLES CHAV [EXPLETIVE] FUCK SEX FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT FENCE JUMPER DOG FUCKER WHITE PEOPLE WANKSPLAT ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink I RAPE WALRUSES! MOCKIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS VENEREAL DISEASE JACKASS ANAL DELICIOUS CAKE SPIC CUNT COON PISS DILDO CHRISTHUMPER CUNT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TITWANK GIVING HEAD FUCKTARD DARTH VADER ARSE FUCK SHITHEAD TWAT JAP SHIT CUNT INBRED SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE FUDGEPACKER DIPSHIT RAGHEAD ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT BLOWJOB NIGGER TIT DIRT PISS ARTIST PUSSY FRAK CHAV CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BITCH ASSHAT BITCH ORGASM FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD BITCH FRITZ RAT'S COCK JACK OFF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FRITZ TAMPONS DILDO TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK MAMA MIA FLYING FUCK GANGBANG CLEVELAND STEAMER ALF ORGASM SHITTY BULLSHIT AMERICA ONLINE A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! COCK SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE JACKASS CUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCKGOBLIN DOT HEAD ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLSHIT TITMOUSE SEMEN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JOHN ELWAY and with the DUMBASS and his RAGHEAD of girraffes in which CHICKEN FRIES while reading about KAFFIR!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMNATION also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• REDNECK