Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MOCKIE'CUNTBUCKET'PISS OFF'WANK'POMMIE'QUEEF'HELLFIRE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELLFIRE neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WIGGER, sudden FROG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK YOU or FUCKSTAIN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGNOG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHRISTHUMPER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHING CHONG CHINK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOU WANKER SHITE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PROTESTS utterFUCKance of socially NIPPLES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMNATION television programs to address NI Tourette's syndrome.

ASSWIPE Tourette's is HAIL SATAN! not to be DICKHEAD confused with ASSHAT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FIRECROTCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DOG SHIT random NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES disorientation, culturally-REBECCA BLACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PRICK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local RAPE language, DIPSHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CAMEL JOCKEY JIGGABOO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHINK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA quantities SHITE of ANAL DIABETES PRICK garbage.

Darnit.

A YID Polite Note to the BUGGER OFF Author:

The FUCK YOU Tourette's JOHNNY Research Institute was JOY founded to BIBLE BASHER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NAZI article HI, BILLY MAYS HERE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MY COMMUNION WAFER OF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PIG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PUSSY Tourrette's sufferers TRANNY swear. You can SHITTY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POLACK TV, for always focusing on the BELGIUM bad side of a terrible MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! thing.
• The main FUCKTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WETBACK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FRENCH TICKLER knee AY-AY-AY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHAKOPEE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WOP school for JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BIRD SHIT sufferers to become FUCKWIT manically depressed and HELL commit COCKSUCKER suicide.
• There is no FUCKING cure, and the CHICKEN SHIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the COCKSMOKER tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE perodol" which caused my entire FLYING RAT'S ASS body to go INCEST numb and NIPPLES basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the JUNGLE BUNNY drug.

I am an active member of a HOSER tourette syndrome FUCKTARD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BLUMPKIN the ASSCRACK public view of Tourettes as a "HOMO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BEAVER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BRITNEY sorry for SHITSLINGING "hi-jacking" your BRITNEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOD DAMN this that really TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! annoys me. I am working towards a DOG SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CHICKEN SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBIES, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) DICK IN A BOX funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHIGGER time.

Best POLESMOKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUTT PIRATE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As CENSORSHIP Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FALUN GONG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a LHASA byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “TIENANMEN SQUARE” Wen

P.S. DICK Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The YOU WANKER bastard who wrote this article. You can FAG punch him if you SHIT want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass BRITAIN put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKING A saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SCROTUM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHIT and GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DYKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JIGGABOO BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HORSE! WIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WIGGER'S HOUSE

How TWAT to SHITFACE cure ASSWIPE the MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's ABO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DICKWAD for SEMEN Tourette's ASSHOLE Syndrome ABO is ANAL following LOGJAMMER these CARPET MUNCHER rules ORGASM in YOU WANKER order:

• 1: Avoid HOMO immature BITCH little DAMN IT kids,
• 2: Count to HORSE SHIT within CLUSTERFUCK 10 PENIS ON A BUNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CLEMEN JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER nor GRIS talk,
• 4: Tell KRAUT yourself you GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS don't SHITHEAD have CHIGGER this LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TAFFY WITH NASTY HO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WIGGER last straw DAMN IT!

I fucking put SHITSLINGING' my comment at the TOP OF THE SHITFUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FAG the TOP OF BEAVER THIS CHOAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. JACKASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAMEL FUCKER people who try [expletive deleted] to battle PENIS'TITMOUSE that tight-ass CHRIS CHAN 17-year-ARSEBADGERS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PISS it now, but someone said FROG'S FAT ASS' HELL FUCK'BITCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRED PHELPS is a laughing CECIL JOHN RHODES matter. Plus there RAT'S ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RUSTY TROMBONE Uncyclopedia, there are FEMADOM articles DONKEY DICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICK TITS stuff. So PUSSY that means SPIC stop getting mad at the ASSHOLE first part too and SNUFF PORN talking about the FUCK letter that it's ANUSCAKE mocking (what JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK letter? I don't even know what CUNNILINGUS the heck you're talking about). Adrian WHORE hi self WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? even made a really JAP good point. "It's WALRUS SHIT nothing more BITCH from a head nod to a FUCKING A knee tick". POWERSHIT. Which I'll add FUCK OFF onto POLAK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHAT suffer that COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN IT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FELLATIO be, because if I were a CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SOD OFF hilarious. If you SPANK THE MONKEY Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SONNY BILL WILLIAMS be offended, don't read BUTT PIRATE the freaking JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST article anyway.

HORSE PENIS HENTAI PORCH MONKEY CHAV DICK TITS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GREASER WANKSPLAT MARGARET THATCHER FUCKWIT

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ARSEBADGERS VENEREAL DISEASE TOWELHEAD WIENER MILF HEIL HITLER! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK NICARAGUA SON OF A BITCH FIST FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH CLEVELAND STEAMER CHIGGER HOLY DUMB FUCK TITTIES YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS EARS OF CHRIST SON OF A BITCH SPUNK JOHNNY PISS HELLFIRE JAP NIGGER CUNNILINGUS TESTICLE CHOKE FELLATIO BONER FUCKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS SHITTY SHAKOPEE SCUMBUCKET BLOWJOB DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD CHIGGER FELCHMONKEY CUNT FELLATIO MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN GREASER PRICK GYPSY DAMN IT DICKHEAD PISS CLUSTERFUCK HONKY SHIT PISS TITTYWANK DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKER JACKASS BALL SACK ASSHAT FUCK OFF BATHING SUIT AREA PUSSYLICKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK suck my mothers FUCK YOU POLACK BEAVER COON RAPE MILF OSTRICH MY ASS BIGNOSE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BLOWJOB CANNED QUOTES FUCKER GENITALIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP NEGRO DICK CHICKEN MARGARET THATCHER FIRECROTCH FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT JIZZ HITLER DICKFACE CRACKER NAZI JERK OFF BASTARD DICK CHICKEN SHITTY BANGKOK WALRUS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS FUCK NUGGET BOOBIES HAIL SATAN! PORCH MONKEY I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS INBRED DILDO WANK ANUSCAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOWELHEAD CUNTRAG PUSSY GIVING HEAD MASTURBATION DOT HEAD BITCH QUEEF GOD DAMN SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH MILF PISS CUNNILINGUS COMMUNIST DILDO MARGARET THATCHER DAMN IT ASSHAT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITFACE BAT FUCK INSANE PENISPENISPENIS!!! DAMMIT ASS CHRISTHUMPER ASSCRACK FUCKFACE CHOAD PRICK I WILL KILL YOU! ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER FRIG GO HOME AND DIE SNUFF PORN JACKASS SHIT COON DAMN IT GO HOME AND DIE PISS BONG PICKANINNY DICK CHICKEN YOU WANKER AY-AY-AY SUCK MY COCK SOD OFF ASS FASCIST VAGINA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GANGBANG MICK BASTARD CHOAD KISSER ARSE DAMN CHIGGER SOD SHITCUNTING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FUCKING A GOBSHITE BOYCOTT VIACOM! TURD PISS ARTIST COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT PISSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE VENEREAL DISEASE COCKSHITTER BASTARD DUNE COON FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES SON OF A BITCH SHITHEAD SUITCASE PENIS DICKLICK TWISTY VAGINA CLIT ASSCRACK DIRTY SANCHEZ SAND NIGGER O CANADA DICK CHICKEN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JERRY TAMPONS SON OF A BITCH BALLS JOHN SMILEY FACE YOGHURT CANNON FUCK OFF [expletive deleted] BLUE PENIS! FUCK NUGGET DICKWAD PISS OFF MY ASS FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER COON PEARL NECKLACE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BULLCRAP MOCCASINS DAMN IT SHITTY SAND NIGGER FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER [expletive deleted] PIECE OF SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE I'LL RAPE YOU REDNECK GO HOME AND DIE FEMADOM FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HOSER HORSE SHIT REDNECK JACKASS SHIT BELGIUM DICKWAD SPUNK CLIT BULLSHIT DAMN JACKASS SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MALARKY ASS FENCE JUMPER SHITCOCK RANDY TRAVIS FLYING FUCK SUGARTITS BELGIUM SHAKOPEE FUCK OFF DOUCHEBAG D'OH BALLS ASS POO POO BLOWJOB GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY SHITFACE TURD FLYING FUCK ARSEBADGERS SEX BITCH FUCKER DICKFACE ARSE CUNT SON OF A BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES SHITBALLS DONGSHOVER ASSWIPE SLOPE SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH BENCH PRESS NI DICKHEAD JERK OFF FUCKFACE NIGNOG TESTICLE CHOKE HOSER BIGNOSE HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNNILINGUS WARNER MUSIC GROUP REBECCA BLACK FUCK YOU KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YOU PISS LAKE TITICACA ARSEBADGERS REDSKIN DAMN WOMEN'S RIGHTS SPUNK MOCCASINS CHAV CRAP ABO SHITPISSER BOOBIES NAZI TWISTY VAGINA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT MILF BORDER HOPPER DICK FELCHING COCKSUCKER DYKE SUITCASE PENIS NIGNOG SHITSLINGING NIGGER BUGGER OFF GANGBANG ASSRAPING TOWELHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASS NIPPLES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING JUMP! ARSE DICKWAD PIGFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ARSE LIMEY SHITFACE [Insert silly non-swear here] TITTYWANK DAMN IT GENITALIA CUNT NEGRO POMMIE FUCKSTAIN 666 MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK JENKEM HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! SHITE FUCK OFF FUCK SHITBALLS ASSHAT ASSBANDIT PUNANI CUNT ROSIE O'DONNELL WANKER CUNNILINGUS SEMEN ARSE HELL EMO SHITE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING A FASHION BUG TIT DIRT PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS CUNT FUCK YOU WANK DICKFACE BORDER HOPPER ASSHAT PISS ARTIST FUCK FUCKBAG HELL DAMN YOU WANKER SHITCOCK ASS NIGNOG DICK TENTACLE RAPE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BUTT PIRATE WANKER POOPY SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN DAMN CHINK JIZZ LOLCAT FROG'S FAT ASS SEMEN CHRISTHUMPER MALARKY INBRED HONKY ASSHAT GENITALIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SOD OFF BELGIUM [expletive deleted] SPUNK FUCKWIT FUCK A DUCK CRAPPY STEVE BALLMER JAP CLUSTERFUCK PISS UP MY ARSE SON OF A BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA JACKASS REDSKIN YOU WANKER ASSBANDIT ASSCRACK BUGGER PRICK RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKTARD GENITALIA TWAT BITCH suck my mothers CHOAD KISSER BITCH DONKEY DICK TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA REDNECK FUCKTARD GO HOME AND DIE CHOAD POTTYMOUTH COON CUNTRAG IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS HOMO GOD DAMN CRAP SHITSLINGING DAGO FUCKFUCKFUCK KAFFIR NIPPLES BAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD GENITALIA BITCH PISS WARNER MUSIC GROUP NIGGER FUCK BUNG-HOLE SUCK MY COCK BALL SACK FUCK YOU HITLER DAGO HOMO SHITSKIN FUCKER CUM CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PUSSY YOU WANKER PIKACHU GOD DAMMIT CHRISTHUMPER NIGNOG COCK CHIGGER CLIT FUCKBAG CUNT TWISTY VAGINA TWAT ASS SPANK THE MONKEY DUNE COON FUCKWIT ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA BITCH SNUFF PORN FUCKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FLAMEVIPER HENTAI SEX TURD FUCKING CRAP ON A STICK MALARKY [expletive deleted] BOON SAND NIGGER GOATSE NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK CRACKER FENCE JUMPER NIGGER BOOBS WANKSPLAT SHITFACE FLYING FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LET'S SHIT GOAT DICK FUCKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PORCH MONKEY LIMEY SHITTY FAGGOT SHIT ROSES ANUSCAKE FUCKER BUGGER CHRISTHUMPER COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK OFF FUCKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNT BALLS FUCK OFF POLAK PISS UP MY ARSE RAPE GENITALIA NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS CLIT BUTTFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS COON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS WIENER CUNT MONKEY'S UNCLE WANK ASSFACE DOG FUCKER FUCKBAG WANKER FUCKWIT CHINK SHITSLINGING CUNTSWILLING SHIT DUNE COON LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNTRAG CAMEL JOCKEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BULLSHIT JACKASS SHIT TIBETAN BUDDHISM JAP FUCK BEANER GRINGO EARS OF CHRIST DICKWAD BOOBIES VAGINA SOD VAGINA DIPSHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK RAT'S ASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP HOMO FUCK A DUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK TIT DIRT PAKI PISS ARTIST CUNT DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES RAGHEAD BITCH URINE-GARGLING ASSCRACK POMMIE MONKEY'S UNCLE BUGGER COON CUNTRAG FOUR-EYES JOHNNY HEIL HITLER! RAT'S COCK CC PLZ BEAVER BUTT PIRATE ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNNILINGUS CLUSTERFUCK INBRED BUTT PIRATE CRAP ON A STICK ORGASM PENIS SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFUCKER BASTARD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CRAPPY SAGGY TITS FAG INJUN PUSSYLICKER DOUCHE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BASTARD SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? I'LL RAPE YOU WANKER CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT SHIT BASTARD JAP 30 CASES OF PICKLES CLEMEN BITCH ASS ARSE KNOBJOCKEY BELLEND FIREWALLS BIGNOSE DARTH VADER [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DAMN ARSE BULLSHIT O KURWA! HELL WOP MARGARET THATCHER D'OH ASSBANDIT PRICK FUCKER POMMIE DAMN IT MINORITIES CROTCH DONKEY PUNCHER SUCK MY DICK JACKASS SHIT SHIT BOOBIES NIPPLES SHITSKIN FLYING FUCK DAMN LUV ASSWIPE SAND NIGGER PEDOPHILIA SPUNK SUCK A BIG DICK NICARAGUA BALLS FUCKTARD ASSCRACK ANAL CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING WANK PEDOPHILIA NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JACKASS SHIT FUCK ASSHOLE BASTARD BONG FOREIGN CURRENCY GOD DAMMIT ANUSCAKE BITCH SHIT PISS OFF FUCKER TENTACLE RAPE BITCH Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT and with the PISS and his CUNTBUCKET of girraffes in which FRAK while reading about JIGGABOO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See COLGATE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DILDO