Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITE'RAT'S ASS'GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS'ARSE'ASSBANDIT'SPICY CUNT FUCK'PISS OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a RICK MORANIS look at the COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT talk page of this WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? article for notes or discussion before DILDO editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GREASER neurochemical FUCK disorder SPICY CUNT FUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden MOTHERFUCKER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NIPPLES or WIENER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CHIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELLFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICK TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken INJUN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA INCEST words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ABO FROG'S FAT ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NAZI utterFUCKance of socially BUGGER OFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHE television programs to address SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourette's syndrome.

CHAV Tourette's is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? not to be PUSSY confused with SEMEN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BUGGER OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KRAUT random SONNY BILL WILLIAMS disorientation, culturally-BALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AUTOFELLATIO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHRISTMAS TREES language, FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WIENER souvenir shoppes and massive suck my mothers quantities I'LL RAPE YOU of ANAL DIABETES I WILL END YOU! garbage.

Darnit.

A MACACA Polite Note to the REDSKIN Author:

The BUTTFUCKER Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Research Institute was SCUMBAG founded to TITS & DICKS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have AY-AY-AY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article BUTT PIRATE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSHOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DONGSHOVER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourrette's sufferers KRAUT swear. You can [expletive deleted] blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MONKEY SHIT TV, for always focusing on the SHITHEAD bad side of a terrible FUCKHEAD thing.
• The main SPICY CUNT FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PEDOPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small KAFFIR knee GOBSHITE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FELLATIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKFACE school for CUNTSWILLING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage RAT'S COCK sufferers to become ASS manically depressed and ANAL DIABETES commit BEANER suicide.
• There is no SHITFACE cure, and the OLD CHRIST OF A drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WINDOWS VISTA perodol" which caused my entire MOTHERFUCKER body to go INCEST numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than GIVING HEAD it is without the POLESMOKER drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK OFF tourette syndrome GIVING HEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TWISTY VAGINA the PISSHOLE public view of Tourettes as a "TUBA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GANGBANG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am HELLFIRE sorry for SHITFACE "hi-jacking" your JOHN SMILEY FACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really TESTICLE CHOKE annoys me. I am working towards a SON OF A BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this YOU WANKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HOMO, and making fun of a DILDO horrible disorder is (not) FLAMING ASS BADGER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOZILLA FIREFOX time.

Best SON OF A BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKSTAIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As CULT OF THE DEAD COW Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing UIGURS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIENANMEN SQUARE in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not PROXY SITES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT” Wen

P.S. RAT'S COCK Regards to Andrew HADJI Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The FUCKHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can SCUMBAG punch him if you JERRY want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CECIL JOHN RHODES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TWAT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BUTTFUCKER and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PRICK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOOBS BAND WITH 4 GYPSY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DEVELOPERS! HORSE! FUCK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK OFF'S HOUSE

How P'KANG to ROSIE O'DONNELL cure KNOBJOCKEY the SHITHEAD Tourette's ALEX TREBEK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INBRED for CUNT Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome TACO is GOD DAMN following DOUCHING these CHIGGER rules SHITE in CHRISTHUMPER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKTARD immature FUCK OFF little SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING A within DAMNATION 10 ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WALRUS SHIT DAMN SCRATCH! GROUNDER! nor JOHN SMILEY FACE talk,
• 4: Tell D'OH yourself you LIKE FATHER LIKE SON don't SHIT have FUCKSTAIN this POMMIE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCK WITH NASTY SHITFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK OFF last straw LIMEY!

I fucking put TITTYWANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLUSTERFUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKLICK the TOP OF DAMN THIS SHITFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH offensive. suck my mothers. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to suck my mothers people who try FU SPANG to battle FUCK'ASS that tight-ass DAGO 17-year-NORTH KOREA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BASTARD it now, but someone said SHITSLINGING' FUCK NUGGET P'KANG'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TWISTY VAGINA is a laughing WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS matter. Plus there FUCKING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PUSSY Uncyclopedia, there are FUCKER articles CUNTBUCKET about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFACE stuff. So DAMN that means PIECE OF SHIT stop getting mad at the PAKI first part too and ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS talking about the BULLCRAP letter that it's FROG'S FAT ASS mocking (what PRICK letter? I don't even know what suck my mothers the heck you're talking about). Adrian GENITALIA hi self WANKSPLAT even made a really MOTHERFUCKER good point. "It's FUCKTARD nothing more SONNY BILL WILLIAMS from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". JAP. Which I'll add FUCKSTAIN onto SHITFACE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't AMERICA ONLINE suffer that CHICKEN FRIES much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PUSSY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GYPSY be, because if I were a CONDOMS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCK OFF hilarious. If you CLIT Want facts, go on BULLSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING A be offended, don't read PEDOPHILIA the freaking CRAPPY article anyway.

ASSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SON OF A BITCH NORTH KOREA FUCKHEAD BUGGER OFF SHIT BUGGER OFF CLIT

JAP LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN DAMN WANK ARSEBADGERS WANK CHOAD KISSER SCUMBUCKET CUNT CLEMEN HELLFIRE MASTURBATION MALARKY FRITZ DIPSHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TIMBER NIGGER ASSWIPE JAP NIPPLES DAMN IT WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOCCASINS ANUSCAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT MOLDY TITS BUTT PIRATE CROTCH HELL FELCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN DUMBASS FUCKING DUMBASS HELL SIGMUND FREUD ASSHAT ASSFACE BRITNEY FUCKING ASSFACE SHITHEAD WANKER MOTHERFUCKER PUNANI ASSHOLE PISS OFF MONKEY SHIT BITCH BUTTFUCKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUNG-HOLE POOPOO BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT GIVING HEAD LOGJAMMER MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GRAPE PENIS FUCKBAG CUNTSWILLING CUNT FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS HOMO ASSRAMMER PAKI SUGARTITS HELLFUCKER SHITSLINGING JOHNNY SHITE NIPPLES WOP PRICK FLYING FUCK PISS OFF PENIS FUCKHEAD HELLFIRE ASS I'LL RAPE YOU FIST FUCK FUCK YOU FELLATIO BIRD SHIT COCK HELL MOCCASINS DAMN IT NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKING CHICKEN FRIES LAKE TITICACA RAT'S ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SMEG DYKE FUCK YOU YID DUMBASS JIZZ CUNTYMINTS TAMPONS ARSE BOOBS CUNT ASS HAIL SATAN! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHAV PENIS TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKWIT PEDOPHILIA TWAT GOAT DICK VENEREAL DISEASE WOP WHITE PEOPLE DUMBASS JACKASS SHIT DILDO CUM NAZI SPICY CUNT FUCK BASTARD PUSSY CUNT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITHEAD CRAP ON A STICK CRAP SHITHEAD WANKSPLAT JIZZ WHORE DICKHEAD HOMO NIGGER TITS RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD BUGFUCK HOMO PISS ARTIST JAP ALEX TREBEK TURD FUCKING STRAWBERRY ASS NIGGER DICKHEAD ASS FELLATIO CLIT BUNG-HOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUKKAKE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT DICK FLYING FUCK CHIGGER FRITZ DILDO GOD DAMN SHITSLINGING BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BASTARD SHITHEAD JOHN SMILEY FACE DOM DeLUISE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CROTCH ASS WETBACK CUNTBUCKET TITTYWANK TITWANK MARCH OF FLAMES PIECE OF SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS WIGGER PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKSTAIN PENISFUCK WALRUS SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCKTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY BALLS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PUSSY TWAT JENKEM DICKFACE DOM DeLUISE FASHION BUG FUCKWIT BONER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKING JUNGLE BUNNY ROSIE O'DONNELL HELL DONGSHOVER NIPPLES POMMIE FUCKFUCKFUCK NEOPETS KIDDY FIDDLER CUNTYMINTS FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKLICK FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF PENIS ON A BUN PUSSY WANK HORSE SHIT INBRED ORGASM ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK YOU WANKER RAT'S COCK NIGNOG CRAPPY HITLER BULLSHIT BORDER HOPPER DOG SHIT VANDALISM IS COOL I'LL RAPE YOU SNUFF PORN CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT ASS WIENER NI ORGASM GRAPE PENIS GARBAGE DAY! CAPTAIN CRUNCH BELLEND JIZZ I WILL END YOU! BEAVER P'KANG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RAT'S ASS FLYING FUCK JOHNNY DONGSHOVER SCROTUM GANGBANG CROTCH DICK CHICKEN WETBACK SHITFUCKER DAMN JACK OFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BITCH CRAPPY HIGH WAGES DIPSHIT JIZZ MONKEY BALLS BUGGER OFF JOHN ELWAY WHORE ORGASM TITS & DICKS PISS OFF NIGNOG DAMMIT CHOLERA IS FUN! SHIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANK PENIS ON A BUN CRACKER BULLSHIT DICK DICKFACE MILF CUNTSWILLING INJUN PISS VAGINA SHIT TOSSER PIG BLUMPKIN DICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITE SON OF A BITCH EPIDIDYMIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NICARAGUA COCKSMOKER BUKKAKE DICKWAD DICKLICK BITCH PISS OFF TITS BEAVER BIRD SHIT BUTT PIRATE WANK BANGKOK CHOAD MONKEY SHIT ALF JIZZ PISS UP MY ARSE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DICK TITS JACKASS SHIT BORDER HOPPER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN CUNNILINGUS GENITALIA DONKEY PUNCHER AY-AY-AY WANK WANK PRICK BOLLOCKS NAZI FIRECROTCH I WILL KILL YOU! ASS CUNT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POLESMOKER CLUSTERFUCK DAMN CROTCH RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER CROTCH NIGNOG DICKHEAD POMMIE O CANADA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT CHICKEN SHIT TITS SHITCOCK HELL HADJI NEGRO PENIS BOB SAGET JESSE McCARTNEY SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKER FUCKHEAD CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS CHINK GO COUNT YOUR DICK BIRD SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY JENKEM GUMDROPS PENIS FUCKWIT FOUR-EYES ORGASM MASTURBATION CRAPPY UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! TAMPONS DICKHEAD TACO DICKLICK DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER DIPSHIT DOODIE HEAD CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK NIGGER ASSHAT ASSHOLE PICKANINNY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELLFUCKER FUCKTARD SUITCASE PENIS DICKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAGO BUKKAKE ASSWIPE TWAT RECTUM RAIDER NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA TOSSER TIT SPRINKLES DAMN BASTARD COCK CAUCASIANS EPIDIDYMIS BUTTFUCKER WHORE BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAGO DICKWAD SON OF A BITCH MAMA MIA MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD CHOAD DICKLICK DOUCHING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING DAMN FUCK YOU BRITNEY BUTTFUCKER DAMN CUNNILINGUS HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT CRAPFUCKER MICK SHIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT PIG DIRTY SANCHEZ SEX SHITSLINGING I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE MALARKY WALRUS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DILDO AUTOFELLATIO ARFENHOUSE SEMEN DOUCHETITS SCROTUM SACRAMENTO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BELGIUM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT SHITFACE DOG FUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN DIPSHIT ASSHOLE FUCKING A QUEEF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WALRUS SHIT SLITTY EYES RANDY TRAVIS DELICIOUS CAKE BALLS JOHNNY SHITPISSER FUCKFACE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS RECTUM RAIDER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKWIT FIST FUCK DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE WANKER BOOBS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASKETBALL HOOP WANKSPLAT DAMN IT CUNT SON OF A BITCH DICK TITS DAMNATION WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST HITLER SHITCOCK CHICKEN SHIT NIPPLES TWAT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK EMO SHITE WIKIPEDIA FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK INBRED AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DYKE DICKHEAD ORGASM BEANER CUNTING ASSCRACK PAKI PUSSY SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS & DICKS ASSCRACK GOATSE PISS OFF SHITHEAD ASSHAT GOD DAMN DEVELOPERS! DICK CHICKEN PECKERHEAD PENIS ON A BUN MOCCASINS DESU FELLATIO GOD DAMN HELL JACK ABRAMOFF MARCH OF FLAMES ASS FUCKWIT GANGBANG BLISTERING BARNACLES CHIGGER SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB VAGINA JIZZ BULLSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE JOHN ELWAY SAND NIGGER WEHATEMARIO BELGIUM GENITALIA THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FLYING RAT'S ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP ANAL HELLFIRE DUNE COON SOD GOD DAMMIT HADJI PISS ARTIST BITCH MONKEY BALLS P'KANG CUNT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CLIT FRIG MASTURBATION TACO BOOBS PISS OFF GOOK GYPSY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER NIGGER TITS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHOAD TAMPONS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SIGMUND FREUD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! RAT'S COCK CRAPPY FUCKER SOD POLACK FUDGEPACKER JACK OFF BASTARD FUCKSTAIN HELL JAP CLUSTERFUCK DICK MONKEY BALLS POLAK GOOK CUNTBUCKET PUSSY KAFFIR TITS & DICKS CUNT TOSSER KRAUT CRAPPY ASSHAT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD RAT'S COCK CHOAD DAMMIT GO HOME AND DIE I'LL RAPE YOU TUBA PISS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NAZI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY COCK GOD DAMN JAP PORCH MONKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKER FUCK YOU NIGGER WANKER FLYING FUCK DAMN FUCKER JAP SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT BIRD SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD VAGINA INCEST FUCK WILLY WONKA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOD SHIT ASSHAT COON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITSLINGING CRAP ON A STICK HOMO POMMIE RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE KRAUT RECTUM RAIDER STRAWBERRY ASS SPUNK LAKE TITICACA WETBACK PEARL NECKLACE INCEST FUCK ASS BEAVER MOLDY TITS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS PIGFUCKER BOLLOCKS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CHICKEN FRIES VENEREAL DISEASE CONAN O'BRIAN GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY REDSKIN SEMPRINI CC PLZ MICK SHITE JUSTIN BIEBER HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD WETBACK JENKEM FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK NIGGER BOON FUCKFUCKFUCK O CANADA DICKHEAD SEMEN RAPE SON OF A BITCH CRAPFUCKER DILDO BULLSHIT JIZZ PUSSY SHITBALLS GOBSHITE SHITTY BEAVER BONG BOB SAGET HELL GANGBANG DICKHEAD BULLSHIT SCROTUM WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? AUTOFELLATIO JIGGABOO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS AY-AY-AY DAMMIT FUCKING ASSFACE JOHN ELWAY DICK CHICKEN PRICK DICKFACE CAMEL FUCKER JERRY BALLS DIPSHIT DICK FLYING FUCK TACO FUCK YOU PEEPEE WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER GOOK CHRISTHUMPER YOU WANKER POOPY TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS SHAKOPEE ASSHAT DICKLICK I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCK YOU DOUCHE BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE BASTARD YOUR MOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKING A BEAVER CUNT SMEG FALSE BENSON BELLEND WANK HELL TOWELHEAD TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU FIST FUCK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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PHELPS BLUMPKIN LET'S SHIT DICK TITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE FRITZ PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER YOU WANKER JACKASS TIMBER NIGGER DONKEY DICK BOB SAGET ANAL DIABETES RAT'S COCK PISS PENIS ON A BUN BUTT-HEAD CHIGGER FIST FUCK TAMPONS DIPSHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITFACE DUMBASS GRAPE PENIS MONKEY BALLS BLUMPKIN SEMEN SHIT BOOBS JIZZ RAPE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO FUCKBAG BITCH GOD DAMN FRIG DOG FUCKER SHIT BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNT FIST FUCK BALLS pen0r [expletive deleted] JOHN SMILEY FACE POLESMOKER DICK FUCK OFF WIKIPEDIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE VAGINA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TOSSER NIGGER SHAKOPEE WARNER MUSIC GROUP JACKASS GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD LOGJAMMER DAMN ASS BELLEND PISS TWAT WANK REDSKIN BENCH PRESS YUKY DOODY BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S COCK NAZI GRIS CLIT JERRY MOCCASINS ASS BALL SACK DUNE COON ARSEBADGERS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELCHING HAIL SATAN! GOD DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! CUNT BALLS BEAVER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE WHORE BOOBIES DICKFACE ASSWIPE CHUFF TITS RUSKIE FUCKHEAD SIGMUND FREUD FROG DUMBASS BAT FUCK INSANE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ASSHAT TITMOUSE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKTARD BUKKAKE FUCKTARD DOUCHING BATHING SUIT AREA DARTH VADER BUTTFUCKER POMMIE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! KRAUT MOLDY TITS GOD DAMMIT WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SOD and with the FU SPANG and his BLESSED DAMN SAINT of girraffes in which BUTT-FOR-BRAINS while reading about YOU WANKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DONKEY DICK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• MOTHERFUCKER