Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GIVING HEAD'ASSCRACK'SHUT UP, MEG!'RAT'S COCK'CHIGGER'SEMEN'DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a LET'S SHIT look at the RANDY TRAVIS talk page of this NIGNOG article for notes or discussion before PRICK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKWIT neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PENIS, sudden YOGHURT CANNON m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHAKOPEE or BONER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUGARTITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITPISSER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAT'S COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WHORE ANAL words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHEBAG utterFUCKance of socially SEMEN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TRANNY television programs to address BENCH PRESS Tourette's syndrome.

FRENCH TICKLER Tourette's is ASSHOLE not to be JACK OFF confused with THONG TASTER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHUFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNT CRAPPER random CLIT disorientation, culturally-TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WANK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTT-HOLE language, DAGO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places INBRED GYPSY of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive TIBETAN BUDDHISM quantities CRACKER of ANAL DIABETES SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the MOZILLA FIREFOX Author:

The BOON Tourette's BOOBIES Research Institute was SEX founded to GOD DAMMIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DAMN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TURD article WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JACKASS SHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HAIL SATAN! Tourrette's sufferers ASSCRACK swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TV, for always focusing on the SHITE bad side of a terrible MALL SANTA thing.
• The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGFUCK knee BLISTERING BARNACLES NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLUSTERFUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DUMBASS school for FROG'S FAT ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SPUNK sufferers to become DAMMIT manically depressed and CROTCH commit 30 CASES OF PICKLES suicide.
• There is no NECROPHILIA cure, and the COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse LIMEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUDGEPACKER perodol" which caused my entire MOZILLA FIREFOX body to go TITS numb and COCKSUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITCOCK it is without the YID drug.

I am an active member of a TITTYWANK tourette syndrome WINDOWS VISTA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING JUMP! the AUTOFELLATIO public view of Tourettes as a "BOB SAGET swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKTARD sorry for NORTH KOREA "hi-jacking" your POOPY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRITZ this that really BALL SACK annoys me. I am working towards a RAT'S ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JAP article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKFACE, and making fun of a NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) JERRY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKER time.

Best GRAPE PENIS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing GRASS MUD HORSE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not MEG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. SMEG Regards to Andrew GARBAGE DAY! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The PISSHOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can DOT HEAD punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE POWER offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FROG saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my DIPSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PENIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DIPSHIT and ANAL DIABETES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITSLINGING BAND WITH 4 VENEREAL DISEASE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! PENIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PENIS'S HOUSE

How RANDY TRAVIS to PECKERHEAD cure NIGGER the BUTT-HEAD Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNNILINGUS for TURD Tourette's MONKEY SHIT Syndrome JUSTIN BIEBER is BONER following JAP these DICKHEAD rules SON OF A BITCH in MAMA MIA order:

• 1: Avoid FRAK immature SHITTY little [EXPLETIVE] kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKSTAIN within FROG 10 ASS FASCISTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN RAT'S COCK YOU WANKER nor BEAVER talk,
• 4: Tell DAMNATION yourself you DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT don't SHITTY have RAPE this LET'S SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HITLER WITH NASTY BASTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOATSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PENIS last straw CUNT!

I fucking put CC PLZ' my comment at the TOP OF THE JIGGABOO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TWAT the TOP OF FOREIGN CURRENCY THIS POLACK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. DIPSHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to REDSKIN people who try CROTCH to battle SHITSLINGING'CLEVELAND STEAMER that tight-ass PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT 17-year-POMMIE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHRISTHUMPER it now, but someone said SEMEN' CUNT WANK'ASSHAT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITE is a laughing ASSFACE matter. Plus there CUNTSWILLING was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are CLIT articles DIPSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSE stuff. So PAKI that means BATHING SUIT AREA stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKER first part too and INBRED talking about the BASTARD letter that it's ASS mocking (what DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIPSHIT hi self NEGRO even made a really INBRED good point. "It's ANAL DIABETES nothing more ASSHOLE from a head nod to a DOUCHEBAG knee tick". CUNNILINGUS. Which I'll add DICKLICK onto CLIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't 30 CASES OF PICKLES suffer that BIRD SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TWAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a CARPET MUNCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKING A hilarious. If you FLYING FUCK Want facts, go on MOZILLA FIREFOX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHOAD be offended, don't read WANK the freaking CC PLZ article anyway.

SHIT DAMN IT VAGINA GOD DAMMIT DUMBASS CUNT POLAK EPIDIDYMIS FUCKWIT CLIT

SHIT NEGRO SHITHEAD SUGARTITS BLOWJOB DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK DOG SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! COCKSTUFFER SHIT LIKE A HORSE SOD OFF FELCHMONKEY I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKSTAIN FUCKFUCKFUCK PEDOPHILIA CUNT FUCKTARD BITCH GRINGO SHIT CLIT MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER BASTARD HELL SHIT TIMBER NIGGER I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! DICK CHICKEN EXTRA LONG PENIS HUMAN RIGHTS HELL COCK DUNE COON NI TITS & DICKS SHITFUCKER I WILL END YOU! BULLSHIT TAMPONS JACK ABRAMOFF WANK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SON OF A BITCH LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN NICARAGUA SHITHEAD BONER GREASER BLISTERING BARNACLES BOOBS FUCKWIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DICKHEAD KRAUT PECKERHEAD WANKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ARSE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN SEX FUCKSTAIN GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITCOCK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FELLATIO POTTYMOUTH SHIT LIKE A HORSE HONKY WANKER SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS YOU SUCK BALLS TUBA RAT'S COCK NI ANUSCAKE FIRECROTCH PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! 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SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD FUCK A DUCK BITCH BUNG-HOLE BLUMPKIN CLIT GOD DAMMIT WANKER WHORE CRAPPY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK YOU SUCK A BIG DICK CHOAD TOWELHEAD O CANADA SUCK A BIG DICK FUCK RAT'S ASS WHORE BLOWJOB ASSHOLE MOCKIE FLYING FUCK DICK FLYING FUCK SHITTY PISS ARTIST CLIT FUCKING DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE ASSFACE COCK CHOAD FUCK A DUCK HOMO DAMN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHIGGER REDNECK CUNT MOTHERFUCKER JENKEM ASSWIPE DIRTY SANCHEZ BAD MOTHERFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SAND NIGGER FUCK SCUMBUCKET PUSSYLICKER WIGGER DARTH VADER DOUCHETITS TOWELHEAD HORSE PENIS BLOWJOB FUCKER PORCH MONKEY SCROTUM WANK WIENER CUNT ASS POLESMOKER SIGMUND FREUD SHITPISSER DOG FUCKER SPUNK KU KLUX KLAN CUM SUCK MY DICK SHITE DILDO DAMN PISS HAIL SATAN! WOMEN'S RIGHTS JUSTIN BIEBER SHITCOCK JACKASS SEX ASS I WILL END YOU! FUCK WIENER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CLEVELAND STEAMER TUBA FELLATIO GOBSHITE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BITCH DICKHEAD DAMN IT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITFACE SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX DOT HEAD YOU WANKER COCKGOBLIN CUNT FUCKER LENS CRAFTERS ORGASM SHITPISSER CHRISTMAS TREES I AM CORNHOLIO! ANUSCAKE DOUCHING BOOBS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNNILINGUS SCROTUM DICK TUBA PUSSY ORGASM CROTCH SHITFUCKER BASTARD BATMAN & ROBIN FUCKHEAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK RAPE POLAK FUCKHEAD SAMUEL L. 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TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT POMMIE EMO PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER NIPPLES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JAP SOD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ABO SEMEN BANGKOK BULLSHIT HELLFIRE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPUNK DOG SHIT SHITTY FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE SHITE TWAT ASSCRACK BASTARD TOSSER FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE SHITSLINGING CUNTRAG ARSE MOZILLA FIREFOX JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S COCK DOUCHE SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK SHITCOCK FUCK PISS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF ABO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DIPSHIT CAMEL FUCKER SUCK MY COCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF COCK LENS CRAFTERS BIBLE BASHER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MASTURBATION DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FAG FUCKWIT SUCK MY COCK ALEX TREBEK ASS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD BIG FOOT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CAMEL FUCKER PUSSYLICKER WANK DUMBASS WANK SHITE CUNTBUCKET SHIT BITCH FUCKING A HADJI SHITCUNTING TITS JAP FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITBALLS TENTACLE RAPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EPIDIDYMIS PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISSHOLE ASS DONGSHOVER WOODPECKERSHIT HELL PISS ARTIST WETBACK SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? RAPE NEOPETS PISS OFF MY ASS GANGBANG I AM CORNHOLIO! NIGGER TITS MILF FUCKING JUMP! DICK TITS CAMEL JOCKEY GOATSE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS OFF FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BLUMPKIN