Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BULLCRAP'HORSE SHIT'PROLES'LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!'NIGGER'BASTARD'PISS ARTIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SEX neurochemical FUCK disorder 666 characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden PISS OFF MY ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BOOBS or SHITE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FLYING FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated VENEREAL DISEASE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken AUTOFELLATIO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLCRAP FUCK OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially ASSHAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKHEAD television programs to address BENCH PRESS Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK NUGGET Tourette's is DONKEY PUNCHER not to be GOD BLESS AMERICA confused with GOBSHITE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BELLEND random SAND NIGGER disorientation, culturally-BEAVER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth [EXPLETIVE] outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUNT CRAPPER language, JERK OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BIRD SHIT ASSFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNT souvenir shoppes and massive SHITBALLS quantities CARPET MUNCHER of ANAL DIABETES SEX garbage.

Darnit.

A TITS Polite Note to the WANK Author:

The AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's FUCK OFF Research Institute was PICKANINNY founded to ASSHOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PISS ARTIST article FUCK NUGGET funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CAMEL JOCKEY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELL changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SCUMBAG.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS FASCIST Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JAP Tourrette's sufferers GANGBANG swear. You can SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the SLOPE bad side of a terrible ASS thing.
• The main PEDOPHILIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISSHOLE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or '[expletive deleted]' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PICKANINNY knee I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is HOLY DUMB FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SONNY BILL WILLIAMS school for COCKSHITTER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and FLAMING ASS BADGER commit [EXPLETIVE] suicide.
• There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the SUGARTITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the GENITALIA tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCROTUM perodol" which caused my entire ALF body to go DICKLICK numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than WIENER it is without the FUCK drug.

I am an active member of a JACKASS tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN IT the TWAT public view of Tourettes as a "MONKEY SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KRAUT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am EXTRA LONG PENIS sorry for SCUMBUCKET "hi-jacking" your BOB SAGET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISS OFF this that really GOD DAMMIT annoys me. I am working towards a GIVING HEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JESSE McCARTNEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSHAT, and making fun of a MILF horrible disorder is (not) DICKLICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best MARGARET THATCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN BABY FORMULA Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries WIKIPEDIA leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your STUDENT MOVEMENT capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “GOOGLE” Wen

P.S. DAMN IT Regards to Andrew FUCKBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can DICK punch him if you CLUSTERFUCK want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock KU KLUX KLAN offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSKIN saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my WOMEN'S RIGHTS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS and GOD DAMMIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NICARAGUA BAND WITH 4 CHRISTHUMPER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HORSE! ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASS'S HOUSE

How [expletive deleted] to BOLLOCKS cure PORCH MONKEY the ALF Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GRIS for BUGFUCK Tourette's KRAUT Syndrome INJUN is ASS following DUNE COON these DAMN IT rules COLGATE in MOCCASINS order:

• 1: Avoid SCUMBUCKET immature SHITTY little TUBA kids,
• 2: Count to IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK within CLIT 10 BEAVERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TWAT GOBSHITE BUKKAKE nor SPIC talk,
• 4: Tell WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? yourself you BULLSHIT don't DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! have D'OH this SHITBALLS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HOLY DUMB FUCK WITH NASTY JIZZ DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASS last straw PORCH MONKEY!

I fucking put DAMN IT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTTFUCKER the TOP OF SOAPY TITWANK THIS CLUSTERFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MICK offensive. BOOBIES. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WIKIPEDIA people who try YOU WANKER to battle MARY WHITEHOUSE'BALLS that tight-ass TITS & DICKS 17-year-CHINK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WIENER it now, but someone said TACO' SUGARTITS ASSRAMMER'CAMEL JOCKEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL is a laughing I'LL RAPE YOU matter. Plus there TITTYWANK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HORSE SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are DILDO articles SPUNK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLIT stuff. So BUGFUCK that means HORSE PENIS stop getting mad at the ASSHAT first part too and DYKE talking about the PIG letter that it's FUCKTARD mocking (what EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA letter? I don't even know what WANKSPLAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian TITS hi self BULLSHIT even made a really SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS good point. "It's CHOAD nothing more OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! from a head nod to a FROG'S FAT ASS knee tick". FUCK OFF. Which I'll add GO COUNT YOUR DICK onto BALL SACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS ARTIST suffer that PISSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PUSSY be, because if I were a GOD DAMMIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEMEN hilarious. If you HELL Want facts, go on GOD DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S COCK be offended, don't read RICK MORANIS the freaking GANGBANG article anyway.

FUCK NUGGET JACK OFF HELL SON OF A BITCH CHAV EMO PEDOPHILIA POMMIE VAGINA DEVELOPERS!

MALARKY DICKHEAD SHIT NEGRO SAGGY TITS ORGASM HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT SHITBALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS NI RAT'S COCK CHUFF SHITE INBRED BASTARD [expletive deleted] CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A GREASER DAMN FEMADOM JACKASS TITTYWANK DICK BUGGER WOP SHUT UP, MEG! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHIGGER ARSE JIGGABOO KNOBJOCKEY SHIT BONG ASSCRACK CHINK NIGGER LET'S SHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] INCEST SHITCOCK FRENCH TICKLER VENEREAL DISEASE DICK MASTURBATION IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FAGGOT JACKASS CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER FUCKBAG DAMN CONDOMS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SOD OFF POMMIE FRIG CHING CHONG CHINK DICK SON OF A BITCH BASTARD BORDER HOPPER ASSWIPE BITCH FUCKER BUTTFUCKER FUCK GO HOME AND DIE SHITTY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SAND NIGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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ASSHAT CUNTBUCKET REBECCA BLACK SHITFUCKER SHIT CRAP ON A STICK GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH EDITABLE DYK ASSFACE COCK BALL SACK SHITSLINGING FUCKING FUCKFACE DIPSHIT NEGRO FUCKWIT ASS RAGHEAD SHITE TITTIES DICKHEAD WANK SHITCOCK FUCKWIT WANKSPLAT [Insert swear here] AUTOFELLATIO FUCKING DUNE COON REBECCA BLACK MOLDY TITS BEAVER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BASTARD FUCK CRAPPY JUMPING JESUS!!! BENCH PRESS ASSHOLE MOCCASINS FUCKSTAIN 666 SHIT SHITFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA NAZI SHITSKIN FUCKING A FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH I AM CORNHOLIO! FAG SHITE DOUCHE FUCK WANK SHITFACE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKBAG BORDER HOPPER SCUMBAG FUCKING A RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHIT SHITTY FLYING FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICK PISS ARTIST AY-AY-AY FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT ORGASM DARTH VADER SON OF A BITCH YID FUCK NIGGER 666 DAMN DAMN TOSSER WILLY WONKA SHITE I WILL END YOU! SEX NECROPHILIA SHIT LIKE A HORSE BRUSH MA TEETH YOU WANKER FUCKWIT FROG GRINGO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS OFF ASS JOHN ELWAY SHITE POMMIE GRAPE PENIS DUNE COON SHIT CHOAD KISSER NEOPETS MILF BITCH RAT'S ASS ASSHAT POMMIE FUCK DAMNATION GENITALIA FUCKING ASSWIPE GRINGO REDNECK MICK DOUCHING BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH BEAVER GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE NIHILISM MASTURBATION COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DAMN FUCKING SEX DIPSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING FASHION BUG FUCKHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NIGGER DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE HOLY DUMB FUCK DICKLICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PEDOPHILIA FAGGOT TAMPON IN MY ASS SPANK THE MONKEY JERK OFF FIST FUCK BASTARD FELCHMONKEY FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSY FUCK DICKLICK CUNNILINGUS SCROTUM BITCH SHITFUCKER FEMADOM AUTOFELLATIO CUM QUEEF MONKEY BALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BELGIUM SHITSLINGING NIGNOG BOLLOCKS JIZZ RICK MORANIS O CANADA TACO ASSHAT I WILL KILL YOU! I'LL RAPE YOU BAD MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG ASSHOLE FROG CUNT BUKKAKE SPANK THE MONKEY POOPY SOD CROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE DICKHEAD TENTACLE RAPE BOLLOCKS FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK SEX DICKLICK HORSE SHIT BALL SACK JIZZ FUCKFACE CLEMEN 30 CASES OF PICKLES EXTRA LONG PENIS BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE CUNT FUCKING SHITTY BULLCRAP WIENER PIG DOUCHING QUEEF OH SHI– BOOBS DOUCHE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK SHIT NIPPLES NEOPETS CUNT ASS PISS VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! BEAVER RUSTY TROMBONE ASS ARSE CUNT FUCK YOU VAGINA FUCK FUCKTARD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GOD DAMN BITCH GOOK TITWANK BULLSHIT GREASER HOMO POMMIE BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK BEANER RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT FRAK HELL SEX DOUCHETITS suck my mothers FUCKER WANK CONDOMS I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT TACO FRENCH TICKLER RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION 30 CASES OF PICKLES INCEST PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE CRACKER CHRISTHUMPER SHITFACE BITCH WANK FUCKTARD DOUCHING STRAWBERRY ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CONDOMS PISS GANGBANG THIS IS A RARE SWEAR ORGASM WIGGER MARCH OF FLAMES MOCKIE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITBALLS DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSCRACK FAGGOT CANNED QUOTES CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT ASS GOD DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER COCK SCUMBAG BASTARD BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER ALF TITWANK FRIG JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO GOD DAMMIT NEGRO CHINK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MALARKY YOU WANKER COON WANK TURD MOCCASINS FELLATIO DAMMIT ASSHAT REBECCA BLACK SLOPE SCROTUM DAMN PORCH MONKEY SEX BELLEND POMMIE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU SAGGY TITS HORSE SHIT GIVING HEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK BELLEND WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS TWAT FUCK GOD DAMN FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN BONER WINDOWS VISTA FELCHING FELCHMONKEY CHOAD KISSER DICKHEAD BULLSHIT WANK POMMIE MALARKY SHITFACE SEX BITCH RUSKIE FUCKFACE PRICK FUCKBAG SACRAMENTO BELGIUM ART METAL PRODUCTS LET'S SHIT YID DICKLICK GOD DAMN GENITALIA GANGBANG RAPE PIG FENCE JUMPER POLACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING A POWERSHIT EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMMIT GREASER NECROPHILIA OH SHI– FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK CAMEL FUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TOWELHEAD and with the SCUMBUCKET and his DONKEY PUNCHER of girraffes in which BITCH while reading about COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAT'S COCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• POTTYMOUTH