Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MONKEY SHIT, sudden PISSHOLE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SON OF A BITCH or BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NECROPHILIA in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SCUMBAG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKWIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POLACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BUTTFUCKER POLACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SPUNK utterFUCKance of socially SON OF A BITCH objectionable words).
MASTURBATION Tourette's is AUTOFELLATIO not to be DIRTY SANCHEZ confused with I WILL END YOU! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ORGASM random FUCKWIT disorientation, culturally-ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HORSE PENIS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHICKEN SHIT language, CLEVELAND STEAMER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS GOATSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKSTAIN quantities PISSHOLE of ANAL DIABETES DICKLICK garbage.
Darnit.
A SHITBALLS Polite Note to the FAGGOT Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INCEST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LOLLIPOPS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FELLATIO.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITSLINGING Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of NI Tourrette's sufferers ASSHOLE swear. You can FUCK YOU blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BEANER TV, for always focusing on the JOHN SMILEY FACE bad side of a terrible FUCKHEAD thing.
- The main BONG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JIGGABOO knee CHING CHONG CHINK NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is MILF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at [Insert yet another person's name here] school for GOD DAMN something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DOG SHIT sufferers to become PORCH MONKEY manically depressed and SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE commit GO COUNT YOUR DICK suicide.
- There is no IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
cure, and the FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITFACE tics often have adverse CLUSTER FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOAT DICK perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHE NAZI body to go BUGGER numb and SPANK THE MONKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHAT it is without the BITCH drug.
I am an active member of a suck my mothers tourette syndrome LOLCAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WIKIPEDIA the FUCK YOU public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHAT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SEMEN much much (hand spasms) more...
I am TITTYWANK sorry for PEDOPHILIA "hi-jacking" your LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHINK this that really CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a FAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DUMBASS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SOD OFF, and making fun of a RAPE horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TESTICLE CHOKE time.
Best [EXPLETIVE] regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “AUTOFELLATIO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply
As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DALAI LAMA Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust VOTE in countries CHINA IS CAPITALIST leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society FIREWALLS.
Li Chiang “FALUN GONG” Wen
P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew JOHNNY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply
As a HIV NEGATIVE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CLEAN DRINKING WATER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CONDOMS remove this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?
Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the O CANADA saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FUCKBAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine MONKEY SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are NIGGER and GREASER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SACRAMENTO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DOG FUCKER BAND WITH 4 CRAP ON A STICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTYMINTS HORSE! MONKEY SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MONKEY SHIT'S HOUSE
How BUGGER OFF to JACKASS cure PEDOPHILIA the COCKSUCKER Tourette's SHITBALLS Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment NAZI for SCUMBAG Tourette's FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Syndrome EPIDIDYMIS is NICARAGUA following PISS these BOOBIES rules GRIS in CONDOMS order:
- 1: Avoid FUCK immature SHITSLINGING little FUCKHEAD kids,
- 2: Count to VAGINA within SHITHEAD 10 DONKEY DICKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCKING FUCKFUCKER nor JERK OFF talk,
- 4: Tell GOATSE yourself you PENIS ON A STICK don't PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM have CAMEL JOCKEY this DOG FUCKER disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PENISPENISPENIS!!! WITH NASTY JERRY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the MONKEY SHIT last straw COCK!
I fucking put FUCK YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SPIC the TOP OF TITS THIS BOOBS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITSKIN people who try REBECCA BLACK to battle lowercase'DICKHEAD that tight-ass FUCKSTAIN 17-year-ANAL DIABETES—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHEBAG it now, but someone said BOOBIES' COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK BOOBIES'RECTUM RAIDER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNNILINGUS Uncyclopedia, there are SONNY BILL WILLIAMS articles DICKLICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching KRAUT stuff. So BALL SACK that means RAPE stop getting mad at the BIG FOOT first part too and LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS talking about the ASS letter that it's PENIS mocking (what AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI letter? I don't even know what DILDO the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING hi self 666 even made a really CRAP good point. "It's BELLEND nothing more JACKASS from a head nod to a WETBACK knee tick". PISS OFF. Which I'll add KIDDY FIDDLER onto PISS ARTIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CROTCH suffer that CUNTING ASSCRACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BAD MOTHERFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FLYING RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a HADJI Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COON hilarious. If you PIG Want facts, go on MOCKIE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll INCEST be offended, don't read BUTT-HEAD the freaking BULLCRAP article anyway.
WINDOWS VISTA DAMMIT FUCKING JUMP! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DOUCHE FUCKTARD KNOBJOCKEY CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN DICKWAD
SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS INBRED TITS FUCKING CUNT BUTT-HOLE BITCH ASS ARSEBADGERS DAMMIT DAMNED TABERNACLE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAT'S ASS JACKASS SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HORSE SHIT DICK IN A BOX MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT [expletive deleted] FUCKING A BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHE NAZI COCKSHITTER PISS JACK OFF DAMN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TITS & DICKS JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS HELL FUCK NUGGET PIECE OF SHIT DOM DeLUISE DIPSHIT ASSCRACK SEX DONKEY PUNCHER WALRUS SHIT ASSBANDIT FUCKSTAIN BASTARD BUTTFUCKER GOOK SHITFUCKER CHOAD GANGBANG DAGO BUKKAKE FUCK OFF BALLS SHIT DILDO TIT SPRINKLES SHITE COCKSTUFFER FUDGEPACKER FUCKTARD DOUCHE CUM BITCH SUGARTITS BUTT PIRATE ASS SHITSLIDE JACKASS SHIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT STUDENT PROTESTS POMMIE TRANNY SHITFACE JOHN ELWAY FUCK RECTUM RAIDER P'KANG WALRUS SHIT SHITHEAD COCKSHITTER DUMBASS ASS RAT'S ASS BASTARD FUCK JIZZ WANKER WANK BOOBIES CRAPPY SPANK THE MONKEY JESSE McCARTNEY HOT GRITS WOP MONGOLIANS ASSHOLE RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT CUNT FUCKER WANK ASSHAT DICKHEAD TITWANK DUNE COON CHICKEN FRIES VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT ASS PIGFUCKER CLEMEN CHOAD KISSER BIG FOOT SAND NIGGER BUTTFUCKER BITCH PISS OFF TWISTY VAGINA BITCH DOODIE HEAD FRENCH TICKLER BITCH INBRED SCUMBAG DONKEY DICK FUCKWIT FUCKER SHITBALLS WOP BUTT PIRATE CHUFF PEDOPHILIA ANUSCAKE BOOBS ARSEBADGERS SHITE TAFFY MOLDY TITS WEHATEMARIO ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER BOLLOCKS BUGGER GO HOME AND DIE SMEG FUCK OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHOAD ASS JIGGABOO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NECROPHILIA FUCKER GOAT DICK HELL SHIT WIGGER BOLLOCKS MASTURBATION HELL COCKSHITTER FUCKBAG POO POO BLOWJOB DOT HEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT FAG FUCKTARD PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMNATION DONKEY PUNCHER SHITBALLS CHIGGER TWAT CHRISTMAS TREES SUCK MY COCK CRAPMUNCHER TAMPONS KU KLUX KLAN CLEMEN BLUMPKIN THONG TASTER WEHATEMARIO RUSTY TROMBONE YOU WANKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS SON OF A BITCH BEAVER FUCKING PORCUPINE'S BALLS BAD MOTHERFUCKER DONGSHOVER FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT FELLATIO DAMN SHITHEAD NORTH KOREA INCEST I WILL KILL YOU! ASSRAPING DUMBASS SHITFUCKER DOUCHE KNOBJOCKEY SUITCASE PENIS FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES CUNNILINGUS SIGMUND FREUD GRUE RAPE FUCK SHITE BITCH GOATSE BOOBS SMEG COCK TIT DIRT FUCK YOU JIGGABOO FUCKING JUMP! HOLY DUMB FUCK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKER MARY WHITEHOUSE CUNNILINGUS DAMN TITTIES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU SOD OFF ARSE BLUMPKIN DARTH VADER BULLSHIT CLIT DAMN IT DAMN MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! ASS BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE ASS PUPPIES JACKASS ASSHAT NAZI BUTT PIRATE FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT SHIT 666 HELL BELLEND CHOAD SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG CHIGGER INCEST SPANK THE MONKEY SCUMBAG BASTARD FUCKING DAMN [expletive deleted] TUBA CUNTSWILLING ORGASM CUM REBECCA BLACK CUNT FUCKWIT ASSCRACK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES INJUN FUCKHEAD CUNT POMMIE BITCH CUNT SCROTUM CUNT CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST PENIS ON A STICK HELL FUCK FRIG CHICKEN SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MY ANUS IS BLEEDING YOU WANKER RICK MORANIS ASS ANAL HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHIGGER TITS BELLEND BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN TWO-INCH PENIS SHITHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS PAKI POWERSHIT PISS OFF ASS VAGINA FUCKING A BELGIUM ASS GENITALIA DOUCHE FUCKTARD ASSRAMMER FLYING FUCK FUCKING FUCKHEAD BUKKAKE FUCKTARD WANK CONDOMS BELLEND ANUSCAKE MALARKY FUCKFACE CUNT DICK RUSKIE SLOPE CLUSTER FUCK FUCK OFF FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN WOMEN'S RIGHTS DOUCHETITS DILDO ASSFACE FELLATIO ASSHAT SAND NIGGER CRAPPY SCUMBUCKET BAD MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING ARSEBADGERS JOHN ELWAY TWAT FLYING FUCK HELL DICK DICKLICK SUCK MY DICK SHIT DUMBASS DAGO FUCKWIT FRITZ LIMEY SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? ASSHOLE JESSE McCARTNEY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FIST FUCK FUCK BASTARD DAMN POLACK FAG ASS GOOK JUNGLE BUNNY POLESMOKER SLOPE WHORE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ORANGE TURTLE NAZI BOOBS SPIC NIGGER FUCKWIT WALRUS SHIT SHIT PRICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK KRAUT HONKY DICKFACE RAGHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHIT DOT HEAD BITCH FUCKTARD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BLUMPKIN FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNNILINGUS HORSE PENIS PIKACHU DUMBASS SHITE SEX ASS PEARL NECKLACE PISS FUCKING A NAZI NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BELLEND CLUSTER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WIGGER FUCK DOUCHE ASS GOOK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHOLE JACK ABRAMOFF CUNT BELLEND DOUCHE PUSSY GOATSE NEOPETS CRAPFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS JUSTIN BIEBER CLUSTER FUCK SHIT PEEPEE FUCKWIT CUNTBUCKET ASSHOLE SCUMBAG TITS FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE LAKE TITICACA ASS LICKER BATHING SUIT AREA TOWELHEAD GOD DAMMIT FELCHING DUMBASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER ANAL DIABETES ANAL DUMBASS GOD DAMMIT BASTARD TOSSER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BOOBIES CRAPMUNCHER GOD DAMN QUEEF RUSKIE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BALL SACK BULLCRAP TRANNY ASSHOLE FROG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUM HOMO NIGGER DAMNATION BUGGER BASTARD ASS FUCKBAG GRINGO FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS DICKLICK FUCKFACE JAP FUCK NUGGET CLEMEN BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKTARD FUCK YOU CHING CHONG CHINK MILF WANKER WETBACK PIG WANKER NEGRO SPICY CUNT FUCK HELL PUSSY SHIT CROTCH HELL MICK COON SHITFUCKER VAGINA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ORGASM CRAP ON A STICK ARSE SHITE ASSCRACK JACKASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON CAMEL JOCKEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKTARD DUNE COON POLESMOKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FROG CRAPPY [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] BULLSHIT INBRED SHITSKIN RAGHEAD SHITE HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT ASSBANDIT HORSE SHIT COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT BASTARD I WILL END YOU! NAZI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLUSTER FUCK FUCKER BITCH CUNT BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES GOOK ASS EAT MY SHIT! SHITBALLS BLOWJOB SCUMBAG DOG FUCKER ARSE RANDY TRAVIS COCKSTUFFER TWAT SEMEN FUCKER VAGINA NECROPHILIA BITCH LOLCAT SEX SHIT DYKE ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKING SHITSLINGING FUCKING A YUKKY DOODY JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PUSSY PISS OFF HELL TOSSER BANGKOK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSHOLE FUCKING DICK ALEX TREBEK POLACK DAMN BITCH BOLLOCKS DAMN POTTYMOUTH HONKY FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT ASS TAMPON IN MY ASS GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD GOD DAMN ASSHAT FUCK DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE REDNECK BIRD IN THE HOUSE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT LIMEY SCROTUM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITFUCKER BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DIRTY SANCHEZ WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS BALLS CHUCK NORRIS KNOBJOCKEY JACKASS SHIT JAP DICKHEAD DONKEY DICK CUNTRAG DOG FUCKER SHITTY FUCKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX CLIT FAGGOT JACK OFF GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE JACKASS CHOAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKSTAIN SPUNK ASSCRACK HELL POMMIE BUTTFUCKER CLIT FUCKING JUMP! SHITFACE BONG FRITZ JACKASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAT'S ASS DUMBASS MOCKIE PISS ASSFACE BOOBS FUCKFACE D'OH WIENER SHIT ASSWIPE RADIO FREE LUNCH JOHN ELWAY SHITFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCKSHITTER BORDER HOPPER CLIT FUCKHEAD REBECCA BLACK DUMBASS INCEST TITS YID SHITHEAD CRAPMUNCHER CRAPPY CLEVELAND STEAMER GOAT DICK COMMUNIST DILDO JIZZ MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK YOUR MOM FOUR-EYES SHITE FUCKING STEVE BALLMER SCROTUM PUSSY CLUSTER FUCK WANK FUCK YOU JACKASS SHIT RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX BULLSHIT WANK DUNE COON NIGGER DOG SHIT DIPSHIT JACKASS COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK CUNT FUCKHEAD BUGGER BITCH HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITTYWANK MOZILLA FIREFOX VENEREAL DISEASE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT CUM SEMEN FELLATIO TWAT PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD DOT HEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHUFF LENS CRAFTERS URINE-GARGLING ASS TAMPONS YOGHURT CANNON OLD CHRIST OF A FUCK DICKHEAD COCKSHITTER PUSSY DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO MARY WHITEHOUSE MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK POLAK DICKLICK HOLY DUMB FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN O CANADA ALF HOLY DUMB FUCK PRICK DIPSHIT CUNT BIRD SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PUPPIES MICK JACKASS SHITPISSER SHITBALLS SOD JUSTIN BIEBER SHITFACE BUTT-HEAD SHIT HELL PISS FUCKSTAIN COON PISS ARTIST FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH JAP I RAPE WALRUSES! BULLSHIT PIGFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ TENTACLE RAPE CHIGGER FUCK OFF CUNT CRAPPER PRICK DOUCHEBAG MASTURBATION FUCKING JUMP! PORCUPINE'S BALLS TWAT BIRD SHIT DUMBASS CHOAD DUMBASS BULLSHIT PENIS MONKEY BALLS FRIG CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS PISS OFF CAMEL FUCKER LAKE TITICACA FRITZ BOOBS LGBT RIGHTS YID MOTHERFUCKER SEMEN FUCKBAG CLUSTER FUCK BOOBIES TITTYWANK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON YID ASSHOLE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSCRACK RUSKIE FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CUNT TACO DICK TITS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPFUCKER DAMN IT FUCKING A COCKSTUFFER WIGGER CUNT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE SEX SCUMBAG BALL SACK YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BORDER HOPPER FUCK FUCKHEAD TITS POMMIE FUCK FELLATIO RUSTY TROMBONE suck my mothers SHITFUCKER NIPPLES BOLLOCKS SHITCUNTING HELL FRIG DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER ABO COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN ASSBANDIT LIMEY NORTH KOREA MONKEY BALLS PISS SAGGY TITS ANAL SUCK A BIG DICK SAGGY TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SOD SHITCUNTING BIRD IN THE HOUSE NIPPLES DOUCHING INJUN FUCK OFF CAUCASIANS TITS SHITE JENKEM GANGBANG BIRD SHIT ASS FASCIST FAGGOT FIST FUCK GARBAGE DAY! DARTH VADER DICKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT HOT GRITS SHITFUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT MILF FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION AUTOFELLATIO SHITCOCK TITS & DICKS FUCKTARD FUCKTARD ANAL COCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SCROTUM MASTURBATION OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCKHEAD ASS DICKLICK BEAVER YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SHITE ANUSCAKE PAKI BOLLOCKS ASSHOLE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER POWERSHIT ASSCRACK ALF PISS PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD HORSE SHIT BITCH SHIT FELLATIO WILLY WONKA CRACKER CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER HO TWAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST YOU SUCK BALLS INJUN BENSON SUCKS BIGNOSE JACK OFF MACACA JACKASS SHIT HOT GRITS CUNT BONER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BOOBIES BALLS PORCH MONKEY WANK CUNNILINGUS CUM HOSER SHITCUNTING CLIT WANK POLAK SUITCASE PENIS HELL VAGINA WINDOWS VISTA BOYCOTT VIACOM! CLEVELAND STEAMER SLOPE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING CHENEY COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX THONG TASTER CC PLZ TUBA SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FEWMETS SECOND BALLS ASSFACE YOGHURT CANNON PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO PUNANI SHITE FUCK OFF HATE HATE HAT HO BLISTERING BARNACLES POOPY YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT FELCHING YID ASSHAT SUCK MY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!
TRANNY FUCK A DUCK SHITE FAG FUCKING A JACKASS RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POMMIE DIPSHIT SPIC ASSWIPE GOBSHITE CUNTBUCKET HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BOOBS HENTAI NECROPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK PEDOPHILIA FASHION BUG ARSE BOOBS RAT'S ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BASTARD ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS HYPERINFLATION FUCK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN GOATSE CAMEL JOCKEY DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DAMN IT GRAPE PENIS ASSHOLE DICKHEAD WHORE DILDO BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN LIMEY SHIT MASTURBATION PIGFUCKER JAP MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PUSSY MALARKY WANKSPLAT FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT NIGGER TITS HELL WIGGER Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive DOUCHING and with the BOOBIES and his CUNNILINGUS of girraffes in which MONKEY SHIT while reading about DICKFACE!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See JERRY also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- MINORITIES
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its VENEREAL DISEASE subject. If you do not find it funny CRAPFUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED DIRTY SANCHEZ ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKHEAD joke loses its humour ASSCRACK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so NIPPLES ignorant, then you wouldn't have BUTT-HEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! MILF GOOK RUSTY TROMBONE PISS UP MY ARSE CUNT!!!!!I <3 COCK |
