Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's VENEREAL DISEASE'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'GOBSHITE'FAGGOT'FUCK OFF'CUNT CRAPPER'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CLUSTERFUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MALARKY, sudden CHIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DICK or SHOOP DA WHOOP vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SAGGY TITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BULLSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may STEVE BALLMER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CRAP ON A STICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat KIKE NECROPHILIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CAMEL JOCKEY utterFUCKance of socially JOHN ELWAY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PEARL NECKLACE television programs to address TWAT Tourette's syndrome.

PUSSY Tourette's is WOP not to be LET'S SHIT confused with MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT CRAPPER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSCRACK random CUNT LAPPER disorientation, culturally-KIKE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BATHING SUIT AREA language, HELLFIRE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BONER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING A quantities WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? of ANAL DIABETES SHITCUNTING garbage.

Darnit.

A SAGGY TITS Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The CHIGGER Tourette's WOP Research Institute was SOD OFF founded to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ASSHOLE article RICK MORANIS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MONKEY'S UNCLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUM changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SPIC.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JAP Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HENTAI Tourrette's sufferers RUSTY TROMBONE swear. You can BIRD SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the ASSCRACK bad side of a terrible DICKLICK thing.
• The main FRIG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK OFF involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS knee FUCKWIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WEHATEMARIO no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHICKEN SHIT school for FUCKING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK sufferers to become CHOAD KISSER manically depressed and BUGFUCK commit ANAL suicide.
• There is no GOD DAMMIT cure, and the SUGARTITS drugs that are available to, "calm" the HUMAN RIGHTS tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NEGRO perodol" which caused my entire BENCH PRESS body to go QUEEF numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than GOD DAMMIT it is without the JACKASS drug.

I am an active member of a DUMBASS tourette syndrome CRAPMUNCHER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY DICK the DICKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "PENIS ON A STICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT LIKE A HORSE sorry for FLYING RAT'S ASS "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BRITNEY this that really JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST annoys me. I am working towards a HELLFIRE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOUCHING, and making fun of a FUCK horrible disorder is (not) GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your [expletive deleted] time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PAKI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an GOOGLE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of OPINION degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing CHRISTIANITY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not TAIWAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society GOOGLE.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. SOD OFF Regards to Andrew PISS OFF MY ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The COON bastard who wrote this article. You can DOUCHE punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this MUGABE HAS AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SEMEN saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCKING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MALARKY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and POLAK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NICARAGUA BAND WITH 4 SPICY CUNT FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A HORSE! MALARKY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MALARKY'S HOUSE

How I AM CORNHOLIO! to SPUNK cure FUCKER the HELL Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GENITALIA for SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourette's FLYING FUCK Syndrome TITTIES is CRAP following PUSSY these JIGGABOO rules NEOPETS in DAGO order:

• 1: Avoid LAKE TITICACA immature SCROTUM little TENTACLE RAPE kids,
• 2: Count to HELLFUCKER within SCUMBAG 10 HOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ALEX TREBEK NECROPHILIA CONDOMS nor JAP talk,
• 4: Tell DIPSHIT yourself you TWISTY VAGINA don't SHITE have MONKEY SHIT this WANKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PUSSY WITH NASTY GOD BLESS AMERICA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BONER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MALARKY last straw PISS!

I fucking put TITS' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLUSTERFUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the TOP OF NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! THIS AUTOFELLATIO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CAMEL FUCKER offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KAFFIR people who try ASSHAT to battle I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'FUCKFACE that tight-ass FUCKTARD 17-year-PISS UP MY ARSE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CRACKER it now, but someone said PISS' I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS'PENIS ON A STICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLIT is a laughing ICE CREAM matter. Plus there DICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FAG Uncyclopedia, there are GOD DAMMIT articles ASSHAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WIENER stuff. So SUCK MY COCK that means GOD DAMMIT stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and SHITFUCKER talking about the SCROTUM letter that it's LOLCAT mocking (what ALF letter? I don't even know what ASSHOLE the heck you're talking about). Adrian ART METAL PRODUCTS hi self YOU WANKER even made a really CRAPMUNCHER good point. "It's I WILL KILL YOU! nothing more CRAP ON A STICK from a head nod to a SHIT LIKE A HORSE knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add SAMUEL L. JACKSON onto FUCKFUCKFUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCKSTUFFER suffer that MARGARET THATCHER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK OFF it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHIGGER be, because if I were a CUNT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BOLLOCKS hilarious. If you BUGGER Want facts, go on CRAPMUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCKING A be offended, don't read SCROTUM the freaking AUTOFELLATIO article anyway.

CUM CHOAD NAZI SHITHEAD SLOPE MINORITIES SEX I'LL RAPE YOU PISS ARTIST ASS

SHITFUCKER COCK DICKHEAD DAMN MOCCASINS DIRTY SANCHEZ SCROTUM HORSE PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK FRIG FELCHING BIRD IN THE HOUSE RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHIT DICKLICK NIGGER HOSER DOUCHEBAG FUCKSTAIN SAND NIGGER I WILL END YOU! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAGO GYPSY POMMIE ASSFACE CRACKER TOWELHEAD CRAPFUCKER REDNECK PEARL NECKLACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLAMING ASS BADGER SON OF A BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT [expletive deleted] SHITHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WANK KAFFIR CRACKER BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER LOLCAT FUCK OFF FUCK RAPE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUM SHITCUNTING CRAP SHIT DAMN CLUSTERFUCK CC PLZ PEEPEE BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! FEWMETS GOATSE BITCH PIG ASSHAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CARPET MUNCHER ASS NEGRO SHITSLIDE TITS SCUMBAG YID SCUMBAG FUCKSTAIN DAMN ASSFACE BUGGER OFF SHITE SHIT SHITPISSER CUNTRAG WANK FUCK YOU FUCKFACE FUCKWIT POOPOO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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SPUNK GENITALIA ARSE FUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RUSKIE POMMIE HYPERINFLATION HELL FAG DAGO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSWIPE PISS PORCH MONKEY POOPOO HELL DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS FUCKBAG BEANER MACACA HENTAI BITCH ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SEMPRINI MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM DOUCHING BUTT PIRATE FUCKHEAD FUCK CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI YUKY DOODY HITLER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT NIGNOG FUCKING A BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKWIT FUCK NUGGET DAMN IT FUCKING TIBET SHITFUCKER BLUMPKIN BELLEND PENISBIRD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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BUNG-HOLE JAP SHITHEAD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK TAMPONS ASS LICKER BASTARD SHITTY CONDOMS FUCK WANK PISS OFF BLOWJOB GRAPE PENIS DICK NICARAGUA FEMADOM SHITTY GOD DAMN ASSCRACK DYKE ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITBALLS NIGNOG TITTIES CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JACKASS ASSFACE SPUNK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GO HOME AND DIE INBRED GIVING HEAD COON LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ORGASM CHAV PISS OFF COLGATE AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER PEDOPHILIA SEX SHITFACE FIRECROTCH AUTOFELLATIO MARY WHITEHOUSE DONKEY DICK DOUCHE NAZI TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK JENKEM BOOBIES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACK OFF NECROPHILIA EMO BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POMMIE STRAWBERRY ASS SHITSLIDE CHIGGER RAT'S COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASEBALL POOPY HAPPINESS SHITPISSER GO HOME AND DIE GOD DAMMIT TIT SPRINKLES MACACA FUCK NIGGER PENIS BRITNEY ASSCRACK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PUSSY GOD DAMMIT CUM TOWELHEAD BULLSHIT WIENER DICK ASS SHITE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD GOBSHITE DICKHEAD SPUNK EXTRA LONG PENIS SHITPISSER GOD DAMMIT WANK CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BUGGER SHITFUCKER DAMN COCKSMOKER CUNT CRAPPER CONDOMS ASSWIPE RAPE DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE ASS MOTHERFUCKER WILLY WONKA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHIGGER ASSWIPE DICK DOUCHING PENIS ON A BUN FRITZ JERRY BALLS SHITCOCK CUNT YID NAZI O CANADA CHRISTHUMPER DICKHEAD REDSKIN BONER FEMADOM SHUT UP, MEG! DIPSHIT DOUCHETITS PISS ARTIST CUNT SHITHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE CUNTBUCKET WANK JOY DAMN THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT REDNECK CRACKER SPUNK COCK LGBT RIGHTS DAMN DOG SHIT SAND NIGGER WIENER DAMN ARSEBADGERS SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK DAMN CUNNILINGUS ASS BLOWJOB FUCKWIT DAMNATION GOD DAMN BLOWJOB CONAN O'BRIAN HORSE PENIS PEARL NECKLACE WINDOWS VISTA SHITTY MICK FUCK FEWMETS HO INBRED BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH FENCE JUMPER DAMN PEEPEE HELLFUCKER DUMBASS ASSHAT BOON FELLATIO DICK ASSWIPE WOP ASS FRIG FUCKHEAD VAGINA SHIT JIGGABOO SHITE FUDGEPACKER FUCKBAG PISS ARTIST SHAKOPEE DAMN IT SAMUEL L. JACKSON JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMN CUNT PUSSY DIPSHIT DAMN ASSHOLE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BORDER HOPPER ASSWIPE CUNT STRAWBERRY ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUKKAKE CROTCH SUITCASE PENIS HAPPINESS ASSHAT POLAK FUCKHEAD NORTH KOREA HONKY BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT ARSE SHITE PEDOPHILIA CHIGGER PIG CHOAD DAMN DUMBASS CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] HELL HOT GRITS CAMEL FUCKER CUNT CHRISTHUMPER DOUCHE NAZI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING REBECCA BLACK ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! DONGSHOVER ASSRAPING ORGASM REDNECK BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING AUTOFELLATIO CUNTRAG BASTARD ASSWIPE WINDOWS VISTA PISSHOLE CUNT HELL DICK TITS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HELL CUNNILINGUS AMERICA ONLINE MONKEY BALLS TURD SON OF A BITCH RIGHT WING CHIGGER RIGHT WING BUGFUCK CHICKEN SHIT DILDO BATHING SUIT AREA [expletive deleted] NIGNOG NICARAGUA FUCK YOU POLACK NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK SEX FENCE JUMPER FUCKSTAIN SHIT LIKE A HORSE ORGASM SCUMBAG ASSHAT SHITSLINGING CUNT NIPPLES NEGRO ORGASM BALLS COCKSUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING A SHITSKIN WOODPECKERSHIT RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK CUNT CRAPPER TITWANK RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE COCKSTUFFER WHORE BUTT-HEAD SHITE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING MASTURBATION ARSE LET'S SHIT GOOK DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HOSER MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL CRAPFUCKER HIGH WAGES TUBA CLUSTERFUCK CUNT POMMIE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HELL DAMN ORGASM CUNT SCUMBUCKET O KURWA! SHITFACE SPUNK BOYCOTT VIACOM! TIMBER NIGGER NAZI TAFFY RAT'S ASS PIGFUCKER JACKASS CRACKER SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS SHIT [expletive deleted] FUCKER PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD KIDDY FIDDLER GARBAGE DAY! [EXPLETIVE] ASSHOLE BULLCRAP CHINK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSRAMMER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DYKE RAPE CHRISTHUMPER SUCK MY COCK AAAAAAAAA! CRAP ON A STICK ANAL INCEST DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK OFF DUMBASS DICK TITS INBRED DILDO TITTIES CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST PISS ARTIST FASHION BUG FUCKER DESU O KURWA! CUNNILINGUS PISS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BITCH SHITCOCK SHITSKIN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink COCK HELL TITS & DICKS SPICY CUNT FUCK BELLEND SHITSLINGING BASTARD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOB SAGET DAMN PISS ARTIST SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JOHNNY SHITE CRAPPY TITWANK I'LL RAPE YOU HELL POOPOO FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD SHITE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMMIT BASTARD JIGGABOO SHITE MOCCASINS SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS CLEMEN HELLFIRE SCUMBAG CLIT TOSSER ASSWIPE FRAK FUCKING FEMADOM IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

THONG TASTER WANKSPLAT PUSSY FUCKHEAD DAMN CRACKER DUMBASS FUCKTARD BUGGER OFF ORGASM RAPE ANUSCAKE SHITE URINE-GARGLING CUNT ASS SOD ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT BALLS FUCKFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER WOP ASSHAT CONAN O'BRIAN GOD DAMN ASSHOLE SHITBALLS FUCK YOU ASS FASCIST BOOBS DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS SHITFUCKER BASTARD CHINK BUKKAKE CUNT KNOBJOCKEY SUITCASE PENIS Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITCOCK and with the TITS & DICKS and his CROTCH of girraffes in which LOLCAT while reading about SPUNK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITE