Tourette's Syndrome

Please take a POMMIE look at the MICK talk page of this TOTAL article for notes or discussion before O CANADA editing.

For those without BOLLOCKS comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder HEIL HITLER! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASS, sudden JENKEM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHRISTHUMPER or DAMN vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLAK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken COCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CONAN O'BRIAN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HORSE SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially BUTTFUCKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DILDO television programs to address JACK ABRAMOFF Tourette's syndrome.

BANGKOK Tourette's is TITTIES not to be SHIT confused with DUMBASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKWIT random FLAMING ASS BADGER disorientation, culturally-ASSWIPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHICKEN SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEMEN language, GOBSHITE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! GO COUNT YOUR DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SEMEN souvenir shoppes and massive BIBLE BASHER quantities FIRECROTCH of ANAL DIABETES CUM garbage.

Darnit.

A DYKE Polite Note to the I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Author:

The DOUCHE Tourette's JERK OFF Research Institute was CUNT founded to MALARKY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PORCH MONKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CC PLZ article COCKSUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSFACE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SLOPE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of HELL Tourrette's sufferers CUM swear. You can HITLER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GRAPE PENIS TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBAG bad side of a terrible CRAP thing.
The main INJUN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BLUMPKIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TITS knee REBECCA BLACK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is YOU WANKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JIGGABOO school for NAZI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SCROTUM sufferers to become NICARAGUA manically depressed and RAPE commit PUSSY suicide.
There is no ASSHAT cure, and the FUCKWIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the [expletive deleted] tics often have adverse SCRATCH! GROUNDER! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire HELL body to go FUCKFACE numb and JOHNNY basically made it NIGGA! worse than CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM it is without the BOOBIES drug.

I am an active member of a PENISBIRD tourette syndrome BUGGER OFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PECKERHEAD the VAGINA public view of Tourettes as a "RHODESIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SLOPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CRAPFUCKER sorry for WANK "hi-jacking" your PRICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSWIPE this that really FLYING FUCK annoys me. I am working towards a TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK OFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) SON OF A BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMN time.

Best WANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JAP” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an MELAMINE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing FIREWALLS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. NICARAGUA Regards to Andrew SHITE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can GOATSE punch him if you SHITSKIN want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HYPERINFLATION country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AY-AY-AY saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my WOODPECKERSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOT HEAD and JACKASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOTHERFUCKER BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CHUFF HORSE! ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASS'S HOUSE

How PENISBIRD to RAT'S COCK cure FUCK the BITCH Tourette's HORSE SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BONG for COCKSTUFFER Tourette's JESSE McCARTNEY Syndrome I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL is COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS following DUNE COON these POTTYMOUTH rules CUNT in BIGNOSE order:

1: Avoid DUMBASS immature LET'S SHIT little IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD kids,
2: Count to WOODPECKERSHIT within CHOAD 10 PISSHOLEseconds,
3: Do not open your JIZZ ASSRAPING FUCK YOU nor ASS talk,
4: Tell FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK yourself you DAGO don't BASTARD have MOCCASINS this FUCKWIT disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SCUMBAG WITH NASTY MONKEY SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASS last straw FUCKHEAD!

I fucking put NORTH KOREA' my comment at the TOP OF THE PENIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITTY the TOP OF FROG'S FAT ASS THIS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SACRAMENTO offensive. FUCK OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHRISTHUMPER people who try CLUSTERFUCK to battle ASSHAT'JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST that tight-ass BEAVER 17-year-NI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BUGFUCK it now, but someone said JESSE McCARTNEY' HELL ASSHOLE'CHIGGER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING EMO is a laughing SHIT matter. Plus there PENIS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LET'S SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are JACKASS articles ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUTT PIRATE stuff. So SHITE that means [EXPLETIVE] stop getting mad at the GARBAGE DAY! first part too and TITTYWANK talking about the PRICK letter that it's FENCE JUMPER mocking (what SHITHEAD letter? I don't even know what PEARL NECKLACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKFACE hi self ASSHAT even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's RAT'S COCK nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a WARNER MUSIC GROUP knee tick". BOOBS. Which I'll add DONKEY DICK onto SCRATCH! GROUNDER! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FLYING FUCK suffer that SNUFF PORN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WHORE be, because if I were a WANK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SAGGY TITS hilarious. If you DOUCHING Want facts, go on FAGGOT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BORDER HOPPER be offended, don't read SHIT the freaking KNOBJOCKEY article anyway.

GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAGO SHITE FUCKSTAIN HADJI GENITALIA POLAK ARSE SHITHEAD FUCK

CUNTYMINTS GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK GOAT DICK ASS HOMO CHAV FRENCH TICKLER pen0r BUTTFUCKER DAMN GYPSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHOAD KISSER MONKEY BALLS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE BALLS FUCK OFF TIMBER NIGGER ASSFACE TWAT SCUMBAG BITCH NIGGER BIGNOSE BLOWJOB POOPY WOODPECKERSHIT PRICK BIG FOOT SEMEN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FENCE JUMPER SHITBALLS SCUMBUCKET DICKFACE INCEST MILF GYPSY LET'S SHIT PISS BLUMPKIN FENCE JUMPER PISS ARTIST DICKHEAD BENCH PRESS SHITFUCKER DONGSHOVER CONAN O'BRIAN SHITHEAD REBECCA BLACK MOCCASINS FUCKFACE SPUNK GENITALIA PENIS TACO ASS FUCKWIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CLUSTERFUCK BELLEND PENIS BUTTFUCKER SHITE DOT HEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT WANK GYPSY CONDOMS TWAT DUMBASS WANK PENIS QUEEF LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S COCK HOSER GANGBANG DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASS WETBACK BIRD SHIT BLOWJOB BITCH WANKSPLAT CRAPMUNCHER DAMN ANUSCAKE NICARAGUA ASSHAT FUCK OFF RUSKIE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITMOUSE NECROPHILIA BOLLOCKS JACKASS SHIT PRICK BUTT-HEAD INBRED CHOAD KISSER FUCK ASS DAMN CHICKEN FRIES FENCE JUMPER RUSTY TROMBONE BULLCRAP CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASSFACE O CANADA SON OF A BITCH TURD GANGBANG WANK FUCK DIPSHIT CHIGGER NAZI ASS SHITSLINGING NEGRO FUCK ASS TIT SPRINKLES REDSKIN BALL SACK QUEEF HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISS ASSWIPE NAZI BUKKAKE YID POMMIE suck my mothers PIECE OF SHIT SHAKOPEE FUCK TITWANK RAT'S COCK PISS OFF IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! EPIDIDYMIS HONKY DOUCHE NAZI CUNTING ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FELCHING IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU DUMBASS BITCH DAMMIT CRAP CHOAD SHITCUNTING UNICORNS BUGGER SHIT BUGFUCK GRINGO RAT'S ASS EAT MY SHIT! SCUMBAG GANGBANG NIPPLES SHITFACE WIGGER SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM EPIDIDYMIS FUCK OFF JACKASS SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY BANGKOK CAPTAIN CRUNCH RUSKIE PISS OFF SPANK THE MONKEY DIPSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE DILDO JACKASS HONKY SHIT FUCKFACE POWERSHIT WANK YOGHURT CANNON CUNT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS GENITALIA JOHN ELWAY PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASSHAT ASS SUGARTITS CONDOMS SHITTY BALLS DONKEY PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT FUCKING COCKSHITTER TIT DIRT POWERSHIT DUMBASS ASSRAPING FUCKWIT CUNT EUROIPODS FROG'S FAT ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WETBACK DICKLICK SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH TITTYWANK FUCKER MALL SANTA INJUN DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN TAFFY FEMADOM NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT PISSHOLE WIGGER SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKER NIGNOG RAPE DICK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POLESMOKER JERRY CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY SCROTUM ASS LICKER THIS IS SPARTA! INBRED [EXPLETIVE] FUCK GYPSY ART METAL PRODUCTS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT CUNNILINGUS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSFACE CUNT CUNTSWILLING DAMN TIT SPRINKLES JACKASS FUCKTARD TURD [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS MASTURBATION FEATURED PUSSY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! RUSTY TROMBONE WANK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGGER BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY O KURWA! LET'S SHIT KAFFIR JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PANCHEN LAMA NECROPHILIA HENTAI GANGBANG LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! WETBACK FUCKWIT SHIT CHAV FUCK TOWELHEAD FAG FUCKING BASEBALL HAIL SATAN! SHIT BITCH CLEMEN CLEVELAND STEAMER PAKI GANGBANG DOUCHE NAZI ASSFACE BOLLOCKS DAMMIT TITTIES JESSE McCARTNEY ASSHAT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCK YOU CANNED QUOTES DAMN SEX PISS NIGGER BASTARD BUTTFUCKER BOOBS STEVE BALLMER POLESMOKER FELLATIO NI SHIT CUNT MOCKIE DOUCHING SHITTY BASTARD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO TITWANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTSWILLING FUCKHEAD PIG KAFFIR MICK NAZI BEAVER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOBSHITE CONAN O'BRIAN D'OH COLGATE REBECCA BLACK PISS OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CLEMEN SOD CHIGGER DICKWAD RAT'S ASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DAMNATION TITMOUSE BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD TOURETTE'S IS FUN DAMN REDNECK FUCKSTAIN CUNTYMINTS ALEX TREBEK HORSE SHIT FENCE JUMPER CHOAD PEDOPHILIA DILDO TURD SHITTY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MOTHERFUCKER PENIS FUCKTARD BASTARD RUSTY TROMBONE ASSCRACK JUMPING JESUS!!! KIDDY FIDDLER INBRED ART METAL PRODUCTS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CRAPMUNCHER FUCKFACE DICKLICK PISS OFF MY ASS INBRED BITCH EPIDIDYMIS FUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE POMMIE ARSEBADGERS SUCK A BIG DICK GOOK JAP CUM CHENEY BASTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE YOU WANKER PISS FUCK YOU SCROTUM DAMN ASSHOLE FUCKER NECROPHILIA RAPE SNUFF PORN CRACKER FUCKTARD FUCKING A PAKI FUCKBAG TOWELHEAD ORGASM DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT SHIT YOU WANKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FRED PHELPS TRANNY BLOWJOB GOD DAMN BULLCRAP FUCK TITS & DICKS FUCK BOLLOCKS WALRUS SHIT NIGGER SHIT CRACKER NIGGER TAFFY PUNANI JERK OFF BITCH PORCH MONKEY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TOSSER GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD DICKWAD DICKFACE FUCK OFF GENITALIA BITCH ASSFACE BIRD SHIT TOSSER NAZI KIKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOODIE HEAD HELL YOU WANKER WHORE FUCKER SCROTUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK COCKSMOKER BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE BATHING SUIT AREA BOON IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CUNT FAGGOT ASS CLUSTERFUCK RAT'S COCK CANDY COON FUCK SHIT MILF JACKASS SHIT MOCCASINS FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BITCH SHITE DAMN CLIT TITTYWANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DICKFACE HOSER PRICK AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCK OFF FUCKTARD CAMEL FUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DYKE BOOBIES COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PISS JAP NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CROTCH ANAL PEACEFUL COCK HONKY SHITE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DONKEY DICK BONER FREE ELECTIONS JOHNNY BIG FOOT HONKY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HITLER YOU WANKER DONKEY DICK CROTCH FUCKWIT URINE-GARGLING O KURWA! AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT TITTIES MR WINKLER IS GAY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JERK OFF BITCH DICKFACE GANGBANG suck my mothers HADJI FUCK OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK YID ARSEBADGERS CARPET MUNCHER GOD DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU CHOAD BALL SACK DOG FUCKER SHITHEAD SHIT BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT PISS OFF BUKKAKE SHITTY CUNTSWILLING CUNNILINGUS FUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAP RANDY TRAVIS ASSBANDIT FELLATIO ASSFACE HONKY DAMN BELLEND AMERICAN SPELLING SHIT SEX DAMN HELL JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHITFACE ASS DICK FLAMING ASS BADGER TOSSER FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS TITTIES SHITE PENISPENISPENIS!!! I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY DIRTY SANCHEZ SIGMUND FREUD ASS FASCIST FOUR-EYES suck my mothers PISS ARTIST SHITCUNTING MASTURBATION CUNT WALRUS SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS SLOPE NECROPHILIA NECROPHILIA COON BALLS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ALF DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBS DICK SHITSLINGING WIKIPEDIA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HORSE SHIT SON OF A BITCH DAMN NIGGER CHIGGER SEMEN HOSER FELCHING EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TRANNY TIT DIRT CAMEL FUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BUGFUCK FUCKING BITCH BITCH GOD DAMMIT SHITFACE BUGFUCK YID FEWMETS PISS DOG FUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DICKLICK TITS FUCKWIT INCEST JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DIPSHIT I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TWAT DIPSHIT DAMNATION CRAPPY DIRTY SANCHEZ HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKHEAD DAMN GYPSY NIPPLES DAMN MONKEY SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JOHN SMILEY FACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! JACKASS FUCKTARD BUKKAKE FUCK OFF LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FIRECROTCH EUROIPODS D'OH SHITFUCKER CHOAD KISSER BIRD SHIT ANAL SHITFACE ASSBANDIT ASSHOLE DONKEY DICK COON DELICIOUS CAKE HOSER FUCK GENITALIA CRACKER ASSHAT NAZI WHITE PEOPLE HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITE FELCHING LET'S SHIT FEWMETS FEATURED FUCKING A SHITE SHITE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITSKIN MILF NIGGER POLAK COCK CROTCH SHIT AY-AY-AY SHIT MOCKIE PISS ANUSCAKE ARSE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CUNTBUCKET EPIDIDYMIS TWAT DAMN BLUE PENIS! SHITHEAD DAMN SCROTUM PORCH MONKEY NAZI REDNECK DOUCHEBAG FAGGOT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BATHING SUIT AREA GYPSY EPIDIDYMIS WANKER DILDO GOD DAMN NIPPLES HAPPINESS FRAK SON OF A BITCH YID BULLSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SPICY CUNT FUCK WANKSPLAT ARSE HOT GRITS CHOAD KISSER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! HORSE SHIT FRIG HADJI WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSWIPE TOSSER CONDOMS CRACKER QUEEF ARSEBADGERS MONKEY BALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX [EXPLETIVE] PUSSY DICKFACE TITS & DICKS MOCKIE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSWIPE FUCKER DICK IN A BOX CRAPMUNCHER BELLEND SHITHEAD NIGGER POLACK FUCKING A WOMEN'S RIGHTS BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT DICK IN A BOX NECROPHILIA DOUCHE NAZI TWAT NIGNOG BUGFUCK BOOBIES I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TRANNY ASSHAT CRAPMUNCHER DAMN DIPSHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES NEOPETS DICK IN A BOX DONKEY PUNCHER WIENER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CRAP TUBA CHINK 666 DILDO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DIRTY SANCHEZ KNOBJOCKEY KAFFIR FELCHING BASTARD CRAPFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK FUCK YOU SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER TOWELHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH NEGRO HELL PRICK DIPSHIT TITS & DICKS DOUCHEBAG DOG SHIT SHITSLINGING HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! WALRUS SHIT BANGKOK BOLLOCKS BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER MASTURBATION MASTURBATION CLIT DUMBASS WETBACK SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF ANUSCAKE POOPY JACKASS SHIT DICKFACE DICKWAD BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX BULLSHIT JOHN ELWAY BAT FUCK INSANE RICK MORANIS NAZI SHITFACE DOT HEAD WANK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JAP BULLSHIT DOODIE HEAD DONKEY DICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SOD OFF MOCCASINS DOG FUCKER BITCH NIPPLES DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAPMUNCHER GO COUNT YOUR DICK NAZI DICKFACE SHITTY DOUCHEBAG PUSSY ASSFACE POLAK SHITHEAD CROTCH BULLSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY TAMPONS TOSSER VAGINA CRACKER SHITE RAT'S COCK JIGGABOO NICARAGUA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNTYMINTS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER TITTIES BUTTFUCKER PIGFUCKER BLOWJOB YOU WANKER ASS DAMN TITTIES ASSHOLE TURD WOODPECKERSHIT WIKIPEDIA COCKSUCKER FAGGOT [EXPLETIVE] CROTCH FUCKBAG NINTENDOGS JACKASS SHIT SEX COMMUNIST DILDO SOD AY-AY-AY FUCK YOU ASSRAPING DAMN DAGO WANK MALARKY CHAV KAFFIR BOOBS GIVING HEAD TITMOUSE CUNTBUCKET HITLER ALF TOWELHEAD 666 DOUCHEBAG ORGASM WIKIPEDIA CHOAD HELL ARSEBADGERS FLYING RAT'S ASS SHUT UP, MEG! CHICKEN FRIES FELLATIO SEX YOUR MOM CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR I WILL END YOU! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT BOOBS TITMOUSE CHINK PISS OFF HOSER POMMIE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS OFF SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL FELCHING FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH TITWANK COCKSUCKER COCKSHITTER NIGNOG CUNTRAG BOYCOTT VIACOM! [expletive deleted] ASSFACE FUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE GOD DAMN WANK WILLY WONKA SHIT SHITFUCKER SHITBALLS BLUMPKIN SHITHEAD FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKING A BUGFUCK FUCKFACE NICARAGUA DUNE COON CLUSTERFUCK [expletive deleted] JACKASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! ASSWIPE POLESMOKER FUCK OFF HELL PISSHOLE FUCKTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CUNT CUNT FUCK SHIT VAGINA RAT'S COCK TITTIES FUCKING A NECROPHILIA GOD DAMN FUCK KIKE TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMN WANK THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! JIGGABOO ASS DOG FUCKER FUCKING DONKEY DICK DOUCHE NAZI PEDOPHILIA SUCK A BIG DICK RICK MORANIS CUNTYMINTS suck my mothers NIPPLES PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER GRAPE PENIS SAND NIGGER DAMN IT BITCH TURD YOU WANKER TIMBER NIGGER WIENER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY HADJI MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING A CAMEL JOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK AUTOFELLATIO HOT GRITS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JELLY BEANS COLGATE FUCKHEAD ASS SHIT COCKSMOKER SCUMBAG GOATSE BITCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK HORSE PENIS WANK DAGO PISS OFF MY ASS COCK MARY WHITEHOUSE JERRY FLYING RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUM DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS BITCH LENS CRAFTERS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SCUMBAG SHITFACE FUCK NUGGET CUNT DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT GOD DAMN BASTARD PAKI BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHETITS BLUMPKIN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JAP WIGGER COCKGOBLIN JACKASS RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH NAZI HUEY P. NEWTON ASSFACE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCKTARD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CUNTSWILLING BEAVER BITCH DAMN FUCK ASSHAT DAMN HO CHOAD KISSER FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKER CUNT SHITSLINGING JOHNNY FAG SHITSLINGING CAMEL FUCKER BUGGER OFF HELL SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD CUNT SHITFACE HELL NIGGER TITS PISSHOLE TWAT FUCK YOU Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLCRAP and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his MOLDY TITS of girraffes in which PORCUPINE'S BALLS while reading about COCKGOBLIN!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See MOCCASINS also


	FUCK YOU Stewie Griffin! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TIT FUCK your ASS!
Remember, children; you is what you is! There is no evolution, just a list of creatures I allow to live! ;)