Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NIGGER'SHITPISSER'SON OF A BITCH'CUNTYMINTS'WANK'PUSSYLICKER'WIGGER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NICARAGUA neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ORGASM, sudden CHAV m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ARSE or I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SMEG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ASSHAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JOHNNY DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHAKOPEE utterFUCKance of socially WOODPECKERSHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUKKAKE television programs to address BIG FOOT Tourette's syndrome.

DOM DeLUISE Tourette's is BALLS not to be FUCKSTAIN confused with SCUMBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSWIPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! random CC PLZ disorientation, culturally-JACK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TUBA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUTTFUCKER language, ASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICK TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DONKEY DICK souvenir shoppes and massive SHITCOCK quantities CHOAD KISSER of ANAL DIABETES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A SHITCOCK Polite Note to the WANKER Author:

The SHITFACE Tourette's GOD DAMN Research Institute was LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! founded to BITCH.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIGGER article WANKSPLAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKHEAD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSWIPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WHORE Tourrette's sufferers FUCKWIT swear. You can CHICKEN SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame GRIS TV, for always focusing on the HELL bad side of a terrible ASSHOLE thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'TWAT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE knee BELGIUM NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GIVING HEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ANAL school for DICKLICK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become DONGSHOVER manically depressed and CHIGGER commit 30 CASES OF PICKLES suicide.
• There is no INBRED cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITS tics often have adverse SHITHEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ANAL perodol" which caused my entire QUEEF body to go DOG FUCKER numb and EPIDIDYMIS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BAD MOTHERFUCKER it is without the PAKI drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome MASTURBATION association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSHAT the FELLATIO public view of Tourettes as a "WIKIPEDIA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITS & DICKS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BASTARD sorry for SCROTUM "hi-jacking" your WANKSPLAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JAP this that really CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE annoys me. I am working towards a PUSSY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WEHATEMARIO, and making fun of a PUSSY horrible disorder is (not) DUMBASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CROTCH time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FELLATIO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an GOVERNMENT FILTERS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society PANCHEN LAMA.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. CHIGGER Regards to Andrew REDNECK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The HONKY bastard who wrote this article. You can POMMIE punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this SALISBURY article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CONDOMS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DEVELOPERS! saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ORGASM Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SEX and TAFFY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAPE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSFACE BAND WITH 4 RUSTY TROMBONE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! ORGASM IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ORGASM'S HOUSE

How NICARAGUA to DILDO cure GANGBANG the ASS Tourette's FRIG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette's JACKASS SHIT Syndrome JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS is CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE following HELLFIRE these ASS rules MOLDY TITS in SHITFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKWIT immature HONKY little SHITFACE kids,
• 2: Count to GANGBANG within GOD DAMMIT 10 FAGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK BASTARD nor MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you ASSCRACK don't DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT have MAMA MIA this VENEREAL DISEASE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JOHN SMILEY FACE WITH NASTY VENEREAL DISEASE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ORGASM last straw PISS OFF!

I fucking put GOD DAMMIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE INCEST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMN IT the TOP OF PIECE OF SHIT THIS JACKASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BULLSHIT offensive. FELLATIO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SPICY CUNT FUCK people who try DUMBASS to battle TACO'DAMN that tight-ass NORTH KOREA 17-year-ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TAMPONS it now, but someone said GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS' SHITSLINGING suck my mothers'FUCKWIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PORCH MONKEY is a laughing BUKKAKE matter. Plus there BLOWJOB was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKTARD Uncyclopedia, there are LAKE TITICACA articles COCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKFACE stuff. So TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE that means DAMN stop getting mad at the FUCK OFF first part too and JERRY talking about the ASS letter that it's DICK TITS mocking (what NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES letter? I don't even know what GOAT DICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FROG'S FAT ASS hi self SMEG even made a really HORSE SHIT good point. "It's CUNTRAG nothing more MOCCASINS from a head nod to a SIGMUND FREUD knee tick". BOYCOTT VIACOM!. Which I'll add FRIG onto SPANK THE MONKEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTT PIRATE suffer that FROG'S FAT ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INCEST it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BEAVER be, because if I were a DUMBASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITSKIN hilarious. If you HITLER Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT be offended, don't read DOUCHE the freaking MOTHERFUCKER article anyway.

DOUCHEBAG SEMEN POLESMOKER TITS YID POOPY TIT DIRT CUNTRAG SHITCUNTING STEVE BALLMER

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• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKER EAT MY SHIT! ALF SHITE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MALL SANTA BUTT PIRATE TWISTY VAGINA HELL MACACA STRAWBERRY ASS BASTARD FELCHING BITCH PISS CLEMEN HELL NIGGER FAGGOT BITCH SHITCOCK RAGHEAD CHOAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DUNE COON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PECKERHEAD FRAK HITLER CRAPMUNCHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOAT DICK SHITFACE ASSFACE HONKY POMMIE OLD CHRIST OF A SON OF A BITCH CHIGGER DOG SHIT FUCK OFF PISS PISS TITTIES FAG MONKEY BALLS SCROTUM DAMMIT CUNT DONKEY PUNCHER POKÉMON AY-AY-AY RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER ARSEBADGERS DAMN FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER LET'S SHIT BITCH SHITSKIN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DUMBASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE INBRED CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT SHIT CRACKER FUCKHEAD BALLS BUGGER CLIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JIZZ DAGO A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! HOSER FUCKSTAIN PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL YOU WANKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

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SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DILDO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• RAT'S ASS