Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BASTARD neurochemical FUCK disorder COON characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST, sudden WOODPECKERSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements TIMBER NIGGER or LONGCAT IS LONG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SAND NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KOREA LOVER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DONKEY PUNCHER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHOAD KISSER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITFACE WANKSPLAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NIGGER utterFUCKance of socially WIKIPEDIA objectionable words).
DONGSHOVER Tourette's is PROLES not to be CHIGGER confused with FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DIPSHIT random ARSE disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NAZI outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BITCH language, INBRED and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DIPSHIT souvenir shoppes and massive DIPSHIT quantities GOD DAMN of ANAL DIABETES FUCK OFF garbage.
Darnit.
A DONKEY DICK Polite Note to the JOHN SMILEY FACE Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SPIC Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CRAPFUCKER article WOMEN'S RIGHTS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I WILL END YOU! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKER.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SMEG Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of KIKE Tourrette's sufferers INBRED swear. You can SHITFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NAZI TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S COCK bad side of a terrible PEEPEE thing.
- The main LOGJAMMER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DILDO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOUCHE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNNILINGUS knee ABO NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is TOSSER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MACACA school for SLOPE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COON sufferers to become FUCKHEAD manically depressed and STEVE BALLMER commit BOOBS suicide.
- There is no GARBAGE DAY! cure, and the DAMN drugs that are available to, "calm" the MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! tics often have adverse PRICK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MONKEY SHIT perodol" which caused my entire WIENER body to go WANK numb and COCKGOBLIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than LIKE FATHER LIKE SON it is without the TITS drug.
I am an active member of a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS tourette syndrome JACK ABRAMOFF association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JERK OFF the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BUKKAKE much much (hand spasms) more...
I am PISS sorry for SHITFUCKER "hi-jacking" your FUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DILDO this that really GANGBANG annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKSTAIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be [expletive deleted], and making fun of a COCKSHITTER horrible disorder is (not) DARTH VADER funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ALEX TREBEK time.
Best JACKASS regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply
As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DISSIDENTS Westerners show is not an TIBET effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of HUMAN RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TANK MAN byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
Li Chiang “MINORITIES” Wen
P.S. FUDGEPACKER Regards to Andrew ASS FASCIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply
As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?
Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HOLY DUMB FUCK saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CRACKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are SHAKOPEE and CHING CHONG CHINK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SACRAMENTO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUM BAND WITH 4 BITCH MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITCOCK HORSE! JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST'S HOUSE
How GRUE RAPE to HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS cure FLYING FUCK the BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette's CLEMEN Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment INBRED for BIRD IN THE HOUSE Tourette's JERK OFF Syndrome SHITCOCK is FUCKHEAD following FUCKFACE these RAT'S COCK rules TITMOUSE in TENTACLE RAPE order:
- 1: Avoid BOYCOTT VIACOM! immature CHOAD KISSER little TAMPON IN MY ASS kids,
- 2: Count to MALARKY within CUNT 10 NIGGERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your DICKLICK TITS FUCKFACE nor WANKER talk,
- 4: Tell BUNG-HOLE yourself you CRAPMUNCHER don't DOG FUCKER have GOATSE this KAFFIR disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICK CHICKEN WITH NASTY TURD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PISS ARTIST FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST last straw ORANGE TURTLE!
I fucking put FRITZ' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUTT PIRATE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TWISTY VAGINA the TOP OF BOOBS THIS MONKEY BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FRIG offensive. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CHOAD people who try DAMN IT to battle MACACA'ASSCRACK that tight-ass SHITHEAD 17-year-JAP—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MAMA MIA it now, but someone said RAPE' DILDO MONKEY SHIT'JIZZ on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING A is a laughing FIRECROTCH matter. Plus there SOD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles HELL about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So COCKSUCKER that means SPUNK stop getting mad at the PISS first part too and CUNNILINGUS talking about the FUCKTARD letter that it's PECKERHEAD mocking (what BENSON SUCKS letter? I don't even know what FLYING FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ORGASM hi self YOGHURT CANNON even made a really CLUSTER FUCK good point. "It's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE nothing more OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! from a head nod to a CROTCH knee tick". PIECE OF SHIT. Which I'll add WANKER onto DOUCHING saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHETITS suffer that CLEMEN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SPANK THE MONKEY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BOON be, because if I were a DAGO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS hilarious. If you DICKFACE Want facts, go on SUCK A BIG DICK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SON OF A BITCH be offended, don't read RUSKIE the freaking COCKSHITTER article anyway.
I RAPE WALRUSES! PENIS TITWANK COCKSUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WIENER SHIT FUCKWIT SHIT
RUSKIE RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER FUCK SHITHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BIGNOSE FUCKTARD GOD DAMN CLUSTER FUCK TOURETTE'S IS FUN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CHOAD FUCKWIT YOUR MOM SUGARTITS FRENCH TICKLER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS TITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSFACE JACKASS SPIC ASS NECROPHILIA DICKHEAD COLGATE CUNT WANK O KURWA! WIENER SPUNK NEGRO ARSEBADGERS BAT FUCK INSANE DICK ASSHAT MOCCASINS SHITFACE CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN GYPSY SHITFUCKER DICKFACE MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER MASTURBATION AMERICA ONLINE BASTARD HELL BALLS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHAKOPEE NEGRO FUCKFACE CRAPMUNCHER HELL CUNT DAMN DIPSHIT EMO JIZZ FIST FUCK SHIT COON FIRECROTCH FUCK YOU TITTIES HELL RAT'S COCK VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION MONKEY SHIT BOOBS INBRED CUNNILINGUS pen0r MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD ASS FROG TWAT DOUCHEBAG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT ASSHOLE DICKFACE CRAPFUCKER BASTARD COCKSMOKER BENCH PRESS JERK OFF I'LL RAPE YOU KAFFIR PENIS FUCKWIT CHICKEN FRIES JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PISS UP MY ARSE ASSCRACK BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN SAND NIGGER SCUMBAG CC PLZ FUCKING A FUCK FUCKER FUCKBAG REBECCA BLACK SOD OFF POOPOO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! GOBSHITE BELGIUM FRIG HOMO INBRED TOWELHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK MAMA MIA GENITALIA FUCK CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE TITWANK FROG'S FAT ASS GYPSY ASS ASSHAT CHOAD COCKGOBLIN LIMEY BUTTFUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BOOBS GOD DAMN SHITSLIDE POMMIE BALL SACK DUMBASS TITTIES TAMPONS TACO MOTHERFUCKER COCKSMOKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS MASTURBATION COCK CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE GOD DAMN SHITHEAD JIZZ YOU WANKER PISS SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK DICK IN A BOX DICK TITS HOMO FUCKFACE ASS WEHATEMARIO PENIS PENIS FUCK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKFUCKFUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK POMMIE DUMBASS DAMMIT LENS CRAFTERS BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS MOLDY TITS BEAVER FUCK DAMMIT SLOPE POLAK FIRECROTCH WIENER NIGGER TITS DUMBASS GRINGO SHITHEAD JERK OFF CHUFF AMERICA ONLINE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SOD CHRIS CHAN PISS OFF SACRAMENTO RAT'S COCK SCROTUM BUNG-HOLE JUMPING JESUS!!! BOOBS CUNTRAG GRINGO DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER JACK OFF FUCK YOU VAGINA BEANER FOUR-EYES SMEG TITMOUSE CHOAD KISSER ASSFACE SHITPISSER FUCKSTAIN PENISFUCK FELLATIO SHITBALLS HORSE SHIT PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD FELLATIO LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT QUEEF BIRD SHIT GANGBANG FIST FUCK DUNE COON KIDDY FIDDLER SHITTY OSTRICH MY ASS JACKASS SHIT SHITCOCK FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG HELL CHOAD JERK OFF WANKSPLAT PICKANINNY SHITE FUCKFACE ASS BOYCOTT VIACOM! PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BUTT PIRATE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CUM HELLFUCKER FUCKING A SAGGY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACKASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA SHITPISSER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS OFF LIMEY I RAPE WALRUSES! VAGINA ASSHOLE SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE CUNTBUCKET ASS FASCIST CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE BALL SACK I RAPE WALRUSES! ASSRAMMER DIPSHIT BONG GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CONDOMS TAMPONS ALF TUBA FEWMETS COCKGOBLIN RAT'S COCK SHITSLINGING CUNT PISSHOLE PEDOPHILIA HELL FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHIT DICK TITS SHUT UP, MEG! CRAPFUCKER BASTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITFUCKER SHITE [EXPLETIVE] BATHING SUIT AREA SCUMBAG WANK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SCUMBAG SHITTY BUNG-HOLE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ROSIE O'DONNELL HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE CUNNILINGUS TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMMIT MARGARET THATCHER SHITSLINGING ASSFACE HOMO SHITE CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTER FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKBAG BUKKAKE CARPET MUNCHER FUCKING ABO BUKKAKE CLUSTER FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP BOOBIES FUCK CHAV TITS PISS OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST DAMN IT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT EPIDIDYMIS I AM CORNHOLIO! COON WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK STRAWBERRY ASS BOLLOCKS PIG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIGGER TITS RUSTY TROMBONE TIT SPRINKLES ASSRAMMER SHIT DIPSHIT ANUSCAKE CUNT LET'S SHIT PENIS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE SPIC DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN WOMEN'S RIGHTS I WILL KILL YOU! DICK CHICKEN GOBSHITE ASSWIPE TIT SPRINKLES FRIG DUMBASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM RAPE TITMOUSE SAGGY TITS REDSKIN GYPSY SHITTY KIKE CUNT DOG SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD MICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO FUCKBAG MASTURBATION ASSHAT TITS & DICKS FUCK BITCH INCEST COCKGOBLIN COMMUNIST DILDO WHORE PISS ARTIST SHITE WIENER BEAVER BOLLOCKS DIPSHIT PRICK WANK HELL MOCCASINS HORSE SHIT DICKFACE DONKEY PUNCHER DAMN DICK CHICKEN DOG FUCKER CLEMEN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHIT CHIGGER O CANADA CLEVELAND STEAMER PORCH MONKEY MONKEY SHIT PEDOPHILIA NECROPHILIA GARBAGE DAY! EMO CONDOMS DONKEY PUNCHER CAMEL FUCKER CUNT SHITE SHITFUCKER SHITCUNTING SHITCOCK TITWANK FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY SUCK MY COCK VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT BLUMPKIN SCROTUM HOLY DUMB FUCK CLIT HADJI RUSKIE SOD OFF BATHING SUIT AREA SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKSTAIN BOOBS NIGGER GOD DAMMIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE CLUSTER FUCK CHIGGER PISS ARTIST COCK SHITFACE O CANADA CLEMEN SOD TITS & DICKS DICKLICK COON SHITE PENIS DICKFACE I WILL KILL YOU! SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SEX DICKWAD CUNT FUCKHEAD CUNT PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER KRAUT DIRTY SANCHEZ suck my mothers SHIT BUTTFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TRANNY DOUCHE PISS ARTIST HOMO TITS PORCH MONKEY COCKSHITTER FUCKTARD SHITTY BLOWJOB ASS FUCKSTAIN LIMEY GOD DAMMIT NAZI CLIT BUGFUCK JACKASS DAMN IT RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY TOSSER SCUMBAG SEX CHING CHONG CHINK [expletive deleted] ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RANDY TRAVIS SHITE RAPE CUNNILINGUS FRITZ FUCKWIT WANKER DOUCHEBAG CUNT TURD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CRAP ORGASM SHITHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNNILINGUS WIENER SON OF A BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST ASSWIPE suck my mothers TAMPONS ASSFACE FUCKING SEMPRINI DOG FUCKER FRAK FROG BRITNEY JOHNNY MOLDY TITS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP KAFFIR HELL BUTT PIRATE BALL SACK RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA RULES INCEST STEVE BALLMER SIGMUND FREUD CUM HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS POLAK BLUE PENIS! D'OH BONER FELCHING SAMUEL L. JACKSON BIRD IN THE HOUSE JESSE McCARTNEY FLYING RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT PENIS ON A BUN DEMOCRACY JUNGLE BUNNY ASSFACE ASSRAPING FELLATIO ASSHOLE ARSE ORGASM FELLATIO CHRISTHUMPER COCKSUCKER INJUN JACK ABRAMOFF JAP FELCHMONKEY JIZZ GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER MASTURBATION I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY COON DICK PENIS SHITFACE O KURWA! FLYING RAT'S ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS CLEMEN SOD FLYING RAT'S ASS FIST FUCK ANAL DIABETES BITCH YOU SUCK BALLS ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITSLINGING GOD BLESS AMERICA THONG TASTER MOTHERFUCKER CUNT CHENEY MARGARET THATCHER DONKEY DICK CHRIS CHAN FUCK HOMO MALL SANTA FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITBALLS VAGINA WANK BLOWJOB ARSE BUTT PIRATE PIG FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS TOSSER CHICKEN FRIES DUMBASS WHORE CUNT LAPPER ASSHAT GANGBANG CROTCH BITCH BITCH MICK WALRUS SHIT NIPPLES INCEST NEGRO GENITALIA ASS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSWIPE FUCKFACE RAT'S ASS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CUNT SHIT DAMN POTTYMOUTH WIENER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DIPSHIT FUCKING A DELICIOUS CAKE GOBSHITE BOOBIES BALL SACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NECROPHILIA DONALD RUMSFELD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSWIPE GOATSE 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSWIPE FELLATIO BITCH ASS YOUR MOM PISSHOLE CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD PUNANI CHUFF GREASER CHOAD TOSSER GREASER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN DAGO GRINGO DICKHEAD HIV NEGATIVE WALRUS SHIT MONGOLIANS SOD INBRED MARGARET THATCHER DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMN HELLFUCKER FRIG FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK FUCK OFF ASS ASS LICKER CHRISTHUMPER O CANADA MILF SMILES MALARKY TAMPON IN MY ASS TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH BUGGER GARBAGE DAY! GENITALIA [expletive deleted] DELICIOUS CAKE MOCCASINS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKFACE PAKI ASSHAT BRITNEY CUNTRAG FUCKER BUGGER OFF FEMADOM CUNT LAPPER COCKSTUFFER CHOAD JIGGABOO RAT'S COCK URINE-GARGLING NIPPLES COCK ARSE DAMN BUTT PIRATE WIENER BITCH WANK CHOAD CAMEL FUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF TITS & DICKS CHIGGER SHIT MICK FUCK YOU BASTARD DOT HEAD ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BLOWJOB SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FLYING FUCK CUNNILINGUS SEX QUEEF SLOPE BONER GOOK FRENCH TICKLER WILLY WONKA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMMIT SHIT DAMN NIPPLES CUNT CRAPPER COON WANK SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES P'KANG DAMN IT DOG SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICKLICK PISS OFF DICKFACE PISS SHIT BASTARD ASS DICK SHITFACE ASSWIPE GO HOME AND DIE ASSFACE ASS MOTHERFUCKER EMO BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU ASSFACE FASHION BUG FRED PHELPS MONKEY SHIT SLOPE NIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE JERRY HENTAI BITCH POLAK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOTHERFUCKER CUNT POMMIE MARY WHITEHOUSE CHINK BASTARD CLEMEN PISS PAGE BLANKING ARSE GREASER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCK GENITALIA DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITSLINGING TOTAL HONKY SHITTY MARGARET THATCHER KIDDY FIDDLER I WILL END YOU! [expletive deleted] TITTIES BUTT-HOLE AMERICA ONLINE GOD DAMMIT JELLY BEANS JOHNNY BASTARD REBECCA BLACK POTTYMOUTH ASSHAT POWERSHIT CANNED QUOTE HOMO [expletive deleted] CUNT GOAT DICK FUCKWIT DOG SHIT PORCH MONKEY GARBAGE DAY! FELCHING PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DOT HEAD SAGGY TITS BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH FUCKING A DOG SHIT SHIT DOUCHE FLYING FUCK WANK BITCH FUCKING YOUTUBE, BITCH LIMEY HORSE PENIS PRICK FUCKSTAIN POMMIE WANK PIECE OF SHIT 666 JACK OFF CLIT BASTARD ASSHAT COON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUGARTITS SUCK MY DICK TITS & DICKS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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PISS ARTIST SHIT BASTARD CROTCH COON FUCKTARD NIPPLES PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SCUMBAG SOD BITCH I CAN AFFORD FOOD SHITPISSER FUCKER HIGH WAGES CUNT TAFFY HORSE SHIT SEMPRINI CUNTRAG CHIGGER HELL INJUN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNTYMINTS CLIT BALL SACK CAMEL FUCKER DAMMIT FUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FELLATIO HELL FUCKER SHIT MOCCASINS CHOAD KISSER ORGASM JACK ABRAMOFF FOUR-EYES FU SPANG I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK TITS & DICKS SHIT SHITE CUNT WANKSPLAT MASTURBATION JERRY BOYCOTT VIACOM! PEDOPHILIA BEANER SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS ASSFACE BEAVER DARTH VADER WANK ASS FUCK BLOWJOB BASTARD SHITTY FUCKFACE BASTARD DIPSHIT FAG CLIT LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FELLATIO FUCK FUCK PUPPIES VANDAL SACRAMENTO ASSCRACK DAMN IT SHITSKIN DAMN ANAL DIABETES CLIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WANKER CRAPMUNCHER WIKIPEDIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S ASS GOAT DICK FUCKHEAD DUMBASS ASSHAT PISS ARTIST JIZZ SOAPY TITWANK ABO PIGFUCKER TWAT PEDOPHILIA FUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DAMN IT ASS FUCKING PISS OFF MY ASS RAT'S COCK NORTH KOREA GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE FUCKER PECKERHEAD VAGINA FUCK OFF GO HOME AND DIE TURD CRACKER BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON AMERICA ONLINE WIGGER MONKEY SHIT FUCK I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE BITCH BITCH HELL I'LL RAPE YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS & DICKS BITCH SHITFUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GOAT DICK GYPSY PRICK PISS OFF BITCH FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JESSE McCARTNEY JUSTIN BIEBER FLAMING ASS BADGER HELL JACKASS TOWELHEAD DONGSHOVER PISS OFF TITTYWANK INCEST SHITE SON OF A BITCH GOAT DICK JAP Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive JUNGLE BUNNY and with the HOSER and his TOSSER of girraffes in which IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! while reading about GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See MOLDY TITS also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- DOUGHNUT PUNCHER
Article written in the style of its subject This article is RAPE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SHITHEAD subject. If you do not find it funny ASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED BASTARD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. POLAK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a MALARKY joke loses its humour BALL SACK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so GO HOME AND DIE ignorant, then you wouldn't have EMO needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CUNT MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE PEARL NECKLACE FUCKFACE!!!!!I <3 COCK |