Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TITMOUSE'GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS'ASSHAT'FUCKBAG'FUCKFACE'SHAKOPEE'FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HENTAI, sudden ORGASM m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SLOPE or GYPSY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIMETHYL GLYCOL in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUTTFUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TOSSER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ABO CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FELCHING utterFUCKance of socially PEDOPHILIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address TIT DIRT Tourette's syndrome.

MASTURBATION Tourette's is BOOBS not to be FUCKING confused with CRAP ON A STICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKSTAIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JERRY random PEDOPHILIA disorientation, culturally-SONNY BILL WILLIAMS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BEANER language, JOHN SMILEY FACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HOSER souvenir shoppes and massive PISS OFF quantities PAKI of ANAL DIABETES WOODPECKERSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A CHIGGER Polite Note to the MASTURBATION Author:

The FUCKBAG Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was CAPTAIN CRUNCH founded to SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have NIGGER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! article JAP funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CLEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FIST FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOLLOCKS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DILDO Tourrette's sufferers NIGGER TITS swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the PUSSY bad side of a terrible MOLDY TITS thing.
• The main DOUCHE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELCHMONKEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SCRATCH! GROUNDER!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TOWELHEAD knee BRITNEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PENIS ON A BUN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIPSHIT school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become ASSHAT manically depressed and PUSSY commit FUCKFACE suicide.
• There is no FENCE JUMPER cure, and the ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA tics often have adverse BUGGER OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUTT-HOLE perodol" which caused my entire suck my mothers body to go GRIS numb and VAGINA basically made it NIGGA! worse than BAD MOTHERFUCKER it is without the DICKHEAD drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome [expletive deleted] association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GOATSE the INVISIBLE! public view of Tourettes as a "DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMN IT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BULLSHIT sorry for TWAT "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BATHING SUIT AREA this that really I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! annoys me. I am working towards a MOCCASINS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOT HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SPANK THE MONKEY, and making fun of a FUDGEPACKER horrible disorder is (not) WARNER MUSIC GROUP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WANKSPLAT time.

Best PISS ARTIST regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese UIGURS reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIENANMEN SQUARE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust HUMAN RIGHTS in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The I'LL RAPE YOU bastard who wrote this article. You can HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS punch him if you BALLS want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COON saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HENTAI Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FOUR-EYES and DAMN IT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WALRUS SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TOWELHEAD BAND WITH 4 DAMN IT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A KIDDY FIDDLER HORSE! HENTAI IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HENTAI'S HOUSE

How SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH to BUGGER cure SPUNK the BLISTERING BARNACLES Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DILDO for SHITHEAD Tourette's BONER Syndrome PISSHOLE is SUITCASE PENIS following ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA these DAMN rules BUGFUCK in FUCK OFF order:

• 1: Avoid TENTACLE RAPE immature COON little TWAT kids,
• 2: Count to MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! within FIST FUCK 10 DEVELOPERS!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your DUMBASS BUTTFUCKER DYKE nor CTHULHU FHTAGN talk,
• 4: Tell CONAN O'BRIAN yourself you PEEPEE don't BOLLOCKS have LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS this TITS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHENEY WITH NASTY GYPSY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BUGFUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HENTAI last straw FUCK!

I fucking put YOU WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE WALRUS SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MILF the TOP OF SHITSLINGING THIS NICARAGUA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHIT offensive. SPICY CUNT FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I'LL RAPE YOU people who try SHITE to battle POLAK'CUNT CRAPPER that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-NIGGER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said TAMPONS' JIZZ DICKFACE'FUCKING A on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HELL is a laughing FIRECROTCH matter. Plus there SCUMBAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SUCK A BIG DICK Uncyclopedia, there are CROTCH articles KRAUT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FROG'S FAT ASS stuff. So SHITSLINGING that means PUNANI stop getting mad at the ABO first part too and FUCK OFF talking about the BULLSHIT letter that it's BUGFUCK mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what TOWELHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian HELL hi self TAFFY even made a really SHITHEAD good point. "It's FLYING RAT'S ASS nothing more COCKSHITTER from a head nod to a CLEMEN knee tick". BOB SAGET. Which I'll add GOD DAMMIT onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITHEAD suffer that I'LL RAPE YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FLYING FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a AUTOFELLATIO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article COON hilarious. If you TARTAR SAUCE Want facts, go on DICKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TAMPON IN MY ASS be offended, don't read ASSCRACK the freaking CARPET MUNCHER article anyway.

ASS LICKER FUCK OFF ASSCRACK SHITBALLS DEVELOPERS! GOAT DICK BITCH FUCKHEAD DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BATHING SUIT AREA NORTH KOREA KRAUT P'KANG ASSHAT DOUCHETITS SON OF A BITCH BUGGER OFF HELL PORCH MONKEY BEAVER CTHULHU FHTAGN ASSHOLE BRITNEY BIRD SHIT BITCH RICK MORANIS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ASSHAT PEARL NECKLACE POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN DIPSHIT [Insert yet another person's name here] ORGASM FUCK BONG DAMN CLUSTERFUCK JOHNNY PICKANINNY FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT BULLSHIT CUNTYMINTS DILDO FUCK BORDER HOPPER BOLLOCKS DICK TITS SHITFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITHEAD DUMBASS SIGMUND FREUD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT SAGGY TITS PISS ARTIST DAMN ARSE LET'S SHIT RECTUM RAIDER BULLCRAP EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE ASSHAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHE SCUMBAG WIENER NAZI SWIMMING POOL HORSE PENIS BEAVER SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE BUTTFUCKER FUCKTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKER ASS POLACK DICKFACE TWAT JACK ABRAMOFF PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN COCK DAMN CLEMEN CUNTSWILLING FELLATIO TIT DIRT FAG MOZILLA FIREFOX HONKY YOU WANKER BELLEND BUGGER HUMAN RIGHTS CAPTAIN CRUNCH PUSSY POLACK CRAPPY JACKASS SHIT HENTAI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES TWAT DAMN IT BIG FOOT YOU WANKER RICK MORANIS CUNT PUSSYLICKER MALARKY BIGNOSE PORCH MONKEY JESSE McCARTNEY CHIGGER BENCH PRESS SHITE DOUCHING CUM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BITCH I WILL END YOU! DUMBASS TWAT SCUMBUCKET DICK CHICKEN JUNGLE BUNNY RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER CUNTRAG ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCK MACACA RANDY TRAVIS DAMN POMMIE FUCKING JUMP! DAMN IT MAMA MIA SHAKOPEE BLOWJOB BOLLOCKS PISS ARTIST TOSSER GYPSY HONKY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GOBSHITE FRAK FLYING RAT'S ASS ORGASM BASTARD ASSWIPE JACK OFF BOOBS FUCKTARD CUNT CRAPPER EXTRA LONG PENIS INCEST TITTYWANK WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DAMN CAMEL FUCKER DAMMIT ORGASM PAKI SHITSLINGING BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE FLUFFY CLOUD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK FROG'S FAT ASS ALEX TREBEK ORGASM MILF VAGINA DICKLICK WALRUS SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WIENER FROG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS ARTIST BONER FOUR-EYES NIPPLES FUCK RAT'S ASS GENITALIA THONG TASTER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FOUR-EYES COMMUNIST DILDO NAZI FUCK YOU PUSSY DAMN IT DARTH VADER REBECCA BLACK PISS SHITFACE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER JACKASS ASSWIPE BITCH CUNTYMINTS CROTCH FELLATIO FUCK BULLSHIT REDSKIN FLYING FUCK LET'S SHIT BUGFUCK BASTARD LIMEY ASS DICK ASS DICKFACE ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! BASTARD ASS FRED PHELPS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POTTYMOUTH PEEPEE DICKHEAD GOD DAMN PENIS STEVE BALLMER BITCH CARPET MUNCHER I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS CRAP TITWANK HITLER HORSE PENIS THONG TASTER DAGO BULLSHIT CRAPPY DICK CHICKEN WANK ASSCRACK JAP WIGGER BUGGER OFF BULLSHIT ARSEBADGERS FUCK YOU SON OF A BITCH FAG NORTH KOREA KIKE LIMEY TAFFY DAMN JACK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS LICKER BOLLOCKS FUCKING JUMP! BASTARD CUNTBUCKET NECROPHILIA NI FEWMETS DOG SHIT RAGHEAD SHITTY PORCH MONKEY GENITALIA LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITHEAD NIGNOG 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 MICK SCUMBUCKET FUCKBAG JACKASS SHIT GRINGO MARCH OF FLAMES TITS & DICKS PISSHOLE WIGGER BOOBIES FUCKFACE WANK SHITHEAD FUCKWIT I AM CORNHOLIO! DOG FUCKER FUCK FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT DICK TITS TURD PECKERHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HELLFIRE SOD ASS NIGGER TUBA ANAL DIABETES ARSEBADGERS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK POWERSHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? [expletive deleted] MICK I'LL RAPE YOU ASSHOLE PEDOPHILIA I WILL KILL YOU! CHIGGER RECTUM RAIDER O CANADA AMERICA ONLINE FUCK YOU I WILL END YOU! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN TITS ASSHAT FUCKER ORGASM CROTCH GOBSHITE HELL SPIC SHITFACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! KAFFIR DAMN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CHICKEN FRIES BITCH SEMEN ARSEBADGERS CROTCH SHITSLINGING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES TESTICLE CHOKE BUTTFUCKER DICK TITS RAT'S COCK SHIT LIKE A HORSE BASTARD FAG SHIT RAT'S ASS LIMEY INBRED WANK RANDY TRAVIS FUCK YOU BANGKOK HENTAI DEVELOPERS! FUCKER BITCH HELL FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK ASSFACE GOD DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS CLEMEN SHITE PRICK JACK ABRAMOFF OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FUCKING BASEBALL PISS OFF BASTARD DUMBASS I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND HITLER SHITFACE HORSE PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA RAT'S ASS ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS CANNED QUOTE TITTYWANK SAND NIGGER SCUMBAG SUITCASE PENIS YOU WANKER DOT HEAD DOG FUCKER 666 ASS BELLEND SOD OFF POOPOO TIT DIRT CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION BITCH PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT MOCKIE CUNT BULLCRAP FUCKWIT FUCKING AMERICA ONLINE JUNGLE BUNNY MUGABE HAS AIDS JACKASS TESTICLE CHOKE SAGGY TITS JOHN ELWAY INJUN PENIS BASTARD SHITFACE ASSFACE DAMN DICKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH ARSE ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER D'OH BIG FOOT SHITTY SHITCOCK PUSSY [expletive deleted] SOD PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FOOTBALL JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM KNOBJOCKEY ASSCRACK REDSKIN RAPE SHITCUNTING FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK A DUCK DICKHEAD SHITFACE CLEMEN PISS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! JUSTIN BIEBER SHITCOCK BITCH COON ROSIE O'DONNELL TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN RAGHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BLUMPKIN HELL SUCK MY DICK FUCKBAG FUCKHEAD HAIL SATAN! DAMN ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FEWMETS BUTT-HOLE SHITHEAD DAMN ASSHOLE MAMA MIA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS I'LL RAPE YOU 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BITCH SHIT WALRUS SHIT TWAT INBRED MARGARET THATCHER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BONER FUCK OFF YOUR MOM I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FRAK DUMBASS MICK CUNT HOMO FELLATIO MONKEY SHIT FRAK BONG PENIS FUCKFACE HADJI MOZILLA FIREFOX I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSWIPE PEEPEE FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE SCUMBAG BASTARD SHITPISSER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF SHITFACE DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD PISS OFF FUCK OFF MASTURBATION CAMEL JOCKEY FAG WHORE SHITFUCKER BELGIUM TRANNY BLOWJOB YOU WANKER FELLATIO JENKEM FUCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT HEIL HITLER! FUCKER SCUMBUCKET HELL BLUMPKIN POOPY LIMEY REDNECK CUNT CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY FAG SHITHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITFUCKER CLEMEN DAMMIT ORGASM FUCK SHITHEAD ASSHOLE FUCKHEAD FELCHING FUCKING A MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS CUNT CRAPPER BITCH FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT DICK CHICKEN POLESMOKER VAGINA TIMBER NIGGER [Insert swear here] AUTOFELLATIO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AMERICA'S GREAT! SAGGY TITS FRENCH TICKLER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK IN A BOX FUCKING ANUSCAKE PORCH MONKEY CUNT THIS IS SPARTA! WANKER PISS OFF FUCK GOD DAMMIT HEIL HITLER! ASSCRACK GANGBANG BALLS CUNTING ASSCRACK BAT FUCK INSANE HELL FUCKBAG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? PAKI ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SCROTUM SON OF A BITCH BUTT-HEAD PAKI SEX SLOPE DAMN IT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE suck my mothers CUNT LAPPER EAT MY SHIT! MOTHERFUCKER HADJI DIPSHIT SHIT FUCKSTAIN MICK FUCK BLUMPKIN SNUFF PORN NIGGER ASS FUCK I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND FUCK OFF CONDOMS VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MARGARET THATCHER SOD OFF BOOBS MASTURBATION TURD DOG SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT DAMN POTTYMOUTH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME FUCK YOU 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKSTAIN HOCKEY PISS ARTIST SHITE CLIT BLOWJOB PORCH MONKEY DOG SHIT FLYING FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY DICK CHICKEN BIGNOSE DICKFACE POMMIE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! DOUCHE HELL ARSE BITCH COCK SHAKOPEE FUCKING A SHIT HELL ARSE ASSHAT FUCKING DUNE COON SHITSLINGING LAKE TITICACA HELL LENS CRAFTERS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOZILLA FIREFOX CRAPMUNCHER DICKLICK RAT'S COCK CROTCH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WALRUS SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB CHICKEN SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN NORTH KOREA BELGIUM TITTIES ASS FASCIST SEX DICKHEAD FELLATIO SHITBALLS BASTARD FUCKER FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL CHENEY SUCK MY COCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BOLLOCKS ASS JUNGLE BUNNY ARSE SAND NIGGER FELLATIO FUCK POTTYMOUTH DOT HEAD FLYING FUCK SHIT ANAL CUNTSWILLING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT CUNT YOUR MOM PUNANI GOD DAMMIT DOT HEAD OSTRICH MY ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNTRAG REDNECK NAZI INBRED POMMIE SHITSKIN YOU WANKER WEHATEMARIO FUCK OFF TITS & DICKS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNTSWILLING FROG CONDOMS CHINK LOGJAMMER SUITCASE PENIS I WILL END YOU! SHITSKIN JERRY CRAPFUCKER BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER BUTT-HOLE DICK TITS MOCKIE POMMIE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAGO SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT SHITE JOHNNY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HORSE SHIT JACKASS NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER JACK ABRAMOFF GOD DAMN EPIDIDYMIS WANK VAGINA I'LL RAPE YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS MICK ASSRAPING CUNT DUMBASS POLACK suck my mothers HOLY DUMB FUCK JAP ASSWIPE GANGBANG BITCH RAT'S COCK NIPPLES ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER PIG ASSHAT TAMPONS ASSCRACK FRENCH TICKLER SUGARTITS FUCK OFF JOHNNY FUCK YOU LET'S SHIT ARSE PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS FUCKBAG MONKEY BALLS FRITZ MAMA MIA NI FLYING RAT'S ASS NIPPLES DAGO FUCK WANKSPLAT BOLLOCKS CUNNILINGUS DOUCHE NAZI ASSHAT BUGFUCK COON CHUFF MOLDY TITS SAND NIGGER FUCKBAG MASTURBATION SHITHEAD DAMN FUCKING FUCK RAGHEAD BEAVER MONKEY SHIT DILDO QUEEF ARSEBADGERS FEWMETS SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT SLOPE SHITSLINGING DICKLICK DAMN YOU WANKER COCKSTUFFER RAT'S COCK KIDDY FIDDLER SON OF A BITCH BASKETBALL PEARL NECKLACE DOUCHE ASSCRACK STEVE BALLMER FUCKHEAD TITWANK YOU WANKER FUCK PUSSY POMMIE RUSKIE FUCKING SHITBALLS NICARAGUA FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S ASS COON FUCKBAG SEX SUGARTITS MARCH OF FLAMES FUCKTARD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSHOLE ASSRAPING RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST BONG CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM POO POO BLOWJOB CUNT DOUCHEBAG BASTARD KNOBJOCKEY WETBACK JACKASS TURD FUCKSTAIN PUSSY CLUSTERFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HORSE SHIT BASTARD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CROTCH VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CONAN O'BRIAN WANK JACKASS SHIT DYKE CHRISTHUMPER TITWANK PISS ARTIST BONER BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN SUCK MY COCK SAND NIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COON SHIT BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER DICKFACE BUGGER BELLEND BUTTFUCKER NIGGER QUEEF FUCKWIT SHITE BULLCRAP SHITHEAD SON OF A BITCH GARBAGE DAY! NIGGER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT BEAVER WANK BORDER HOPPER POLESMOKER ASSHOLE JACKASS SHIT MARCH OF FLAMES WIENER PISSHOLE FUCKER CUM NIGGER FROG INCEST CONSENSUS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DICKHEAD FUCKFACE BUTT-HEAD JAP CUNT FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES PEARL NECKLACE WALRUS SHIT FUCKFACE CHOAD KISSER FELCHING BUTT PIRATE WIENER FUCKING A DICKLICK SHIT BASTARD TIBET HATE HATE HAT SEX FRIG HOMO DICKLICK TWAT BENCH PRESS ASS GOBSHITE WANKER TITS I AM CORNHOLIO! FLYING RAT'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DOG SHIT CANNED QUOTE LAKE TITICACA GRINGO KIKE FASHION BUG YOUR MOM TWAT BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH BLISTERING BARNACLES CARPET MUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE FUCKTARD BUKKAKE BULLSHIT FUCKWIT SHITE HELL JOHN SMILEY FACE PORCH MONKEY TOSSER TITWANK PUSSY SHITFACE NAZI SHITTY FEWMETS SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN HELL SEMEN MASTURBATION YID BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUM DAMN IT FUCK GOATSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK HELL TOWELHEAD JACKASS BOLLOCKS FUCKTARD WIENER PRICK TWAT MOTHERFUCKER TITS CUNNILINGUS POO POO BLOWJOB SOD OFF FUCK ASS BEAVER TAMPONS DIPSHIT FUCKING A COMMUNIST DILDO [expletive deleted] DONKEY PUNCHER DICKHEAD JAP CLIT KAFFIR LENS CRAFTERS SEMEN SHITFACE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JOHNNY QUEEF CHALICE HOMO INJUN SHITSKIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BONER BOOBIES ASS FUCK YOU BOOBS SHIT THIS IS A RARE SWEAR PISSHOLE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DONKEY PUNCHER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink VAGINA REDNECK FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE SHIT FUCK OFF BALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HATE HATE HAT DAGO HELL MALARKY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! KNOBJOCKEY FUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU TUBA BIGNOSE FLAMING ASS BADGER ASSHOLE VANDAL SHITE WANK PISS TWAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES CROTCH PIECE OF SHIT CUNT CRAPPER BLISTERING BARNACLES DONKEY DICK TAMPONS CHOAD GREASER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DAGO [expletive deleted] P'KANG MONKEY'S UNCLE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BIG FOOT CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNTRAG CAMEL FUCKER JOHN ELWAY SHITE TWISTY VAGINA ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PASTURE NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU ASS LICKER RAT'S ASS 1984 BORDER HOPPER CROTCH RAT'S ASS BEANER FUCKWIT RAPE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PENISPENISPENIS!!! TAFFY [expletive deleted] CUM PISS OFF WANK suck my mothers CHOAD WANK GRINGO BUGGER OFF FRENCH TICKLER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A SON OF A BITCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MONKEY SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUM and with the JOHN ELWAY and his RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which BALL SACK while reading about KIKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See JIGGABOO also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JERK OFF