Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FLYING FUCK'FUCKING'CUNT'SHITHEAD'POTTYMOUTH'CHOAD'KNOBJOCKEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NIGGER neurochemical FUCK disorder PIECE OF SHIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT, sudden DICKLICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PAGE BLANKING or HELL vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DUMBASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HOLY DUMB FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JAP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I RAPE WALRUSES! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE GOD DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially ANAL objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCKING A television programs to address SUCK MY COCK Tourette's syndrome.

TITS Tourette's is WOODPECKERSHIT not to be RAGHEAD confused with COCKSUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LIMEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MASTURBATION random DOUCHEBAG disorientation, culturally-DAMN IT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSWIPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local OH SHI– language, JUNGLE BUNNY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HORSE SHIT MONKEY SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BEAVER souvenir shoppes and massive TAMPON IN MY ASS quantities SON OF A BITCH of ANAL DIABETES JACK OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKLICK Polite Note to the SHIT Author:

The SHIT Tourette's FUCKHEAD Research Institute was SHITE founded to FLYING FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MALL SANTA Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PUSSY article CUNNILINGUS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHOAD KISSER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ARSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOU WANKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about POMMIE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PISS ARTIST Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can FELCHING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TV, for always focusing on the FUCKWIT bad side of a terrible DIPSHIT thing.
• The main WALRUS SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WALRUS SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLUSTERFUCK knee MASTURBATION NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FAG school for MY ANUS IS BLEEDING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIKIPEDIA sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and BEAVER commit CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR suicide.
• There is no RAT'S ASS cure, and the FUCK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the HEIL HITLER! tics often have adverse STEVE BALLMER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go PEARL NECKLACE numb and DAMN basically made it NIGGA! worse than JENKEM it is without the NIPPLES drug.

I am an active member of a DICKFACE tourette syndrome COON association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BALL SACK the SUCK COCKS IN HELL! public view of Tourettes as a "TAMPON IN MY ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is HONKY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your FAGGOT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a ABO better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this KIDDY FIDDLER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ASSWIPE, and making fun of a FLYING FUCK horrible disorder is (not) GOATSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKFUCKFUCK time.

Best HADJI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHRISTHUMPER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an TAIWAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing TAIWAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not MINORITIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The FRAK bastard who wrote this article. You can HOSER punch him if you FUCK YOU want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE HAS AIDS white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIKIPEDIA saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CROTCH and PORCH MONKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with GOBSHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FEWMETS BAND WITH 4 BELGIUM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOBSHITE HORSE! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT'S HOUSE

How WOODPECKERSHIT to DICKWAD cure TIT SPRINKLES the SHITE Tourette's GOBSHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NEOPETS for TITTIES Tourette's BUGGER OFF Syndrome PIGS MIGHT FLY is TWAT following PORCH MONKEY these OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! rules INJUN in ABO order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTY immature CAMEL JOCKEY little INBRED kids,
• 2: Count to I RAPE WALRUSES! within BULLSHIT 10 BASTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN FELLATIO I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY nor FUCK YOU talk,
• 4: Tell JACKASS yourself you ASS LICKER don't CUNT have PIECE OF SHIT this CRAPPY disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAT'S COCK WITH NASTY EXTRA LONG PENIS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TRANNY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT last straw CRACKER!

I fucking put DOODIE HEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BEAVER the TOP OF BUNG-HOLE THIS PISS OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! offensive. SOD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELLFUCKER people who try FUCK to battle ASSHAT'PISS ARTIST that tight-ass SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 17-year-CHRISTHUMPER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FROG'S FAT ASS it now, but someone said DAMN' ASSHOLE BASTARD'EPIDIDYMIS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING is a laughing ASS FASCIST matter. Plus there JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DICKHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are I RAPE WALRUSES! articles ASSHAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SNUFF PORN stuff. So CUNT that means WIENER stop getting mad at the SHITHEAD first part too and TOWELHEAD talking about the ASSCRACK letter that it's MOTHERFUCKER mocking (what YUKY DOODY letter? I don't even know what FUCK YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian DOUCHE NAZI hi self RUSTY TROMBONE even made a really PENISFUCK good point. "It's NECROPHILIA nothing more FUCKING from a head nod to a FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA knee tick". ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP. Which I'll add IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! onto YOU WANKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WARNER MUSIC GROUP suffer that WINDOWS VISTA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ORGASM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOATSE be, because if I were a SUCK A BIG DICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CRAP hilarious. If you YOU WANKER Want facts, go on YOU WANKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PRICK be offended, don't read TAMPON IN MY ASS the freaking SON OF A BITCH article anyway.

[Insert swear here] SHITE BONER TENTACLE RAPE CLIT MONKEY BALLS JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT CRAPPER BUKKAKE REDSKIN

DILDO FENCE JUMPER SHITFUCKER BIRD SHIT LICK PUSSY TITWANK COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK MOTHERFUCKER JAP CUNT RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT CUNT PENIS CHOAD NI ASSHAT CUNT BELGIUM YOU WANKER 666 COCKSTUFFER BOLLOCKS MOTHERFUCKER ALF TACO ARSE WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BITCH BUTTFUCKER TITS & DICKS JOHN ELWAY PRICK DONALD RUMSFELD WANK DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST FOUR-EYES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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PISS COMMUNIST DILDO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS P'KANG MOCCASINS DAMN IT BITCH DAGO FUCKSTAIN INBRED DAMN HADJI HO JIZZ ASSCRACK I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITBALLS ANUSCAKE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT OUT OF MY DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SPICY CUNT FUCK HITLER PUSSY SON OF A BITCH SHITBALLS FUCKTARD DAMN TOTAL BUKKAKE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BIRD SHIT COCKSMOKER PISS LIMEY SEX MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PIG DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS BASTARD HATE HATE HAT BOOBS KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH BALLS CHENEY HORSE SHIT SHITHEAD FUCK CRAPMUNCHER ASS CUNT CUNTBUCKET DICKWAD NAZI GENITALIA NIPPLES TAFFY RAT'S ASS PISSHOLE NEGRO OSTRICH MY ASS BASTARD FUCK POTTYMOUTH FUCKFACE NI FUCK ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER BUGGER DOODIE HEAD CONDOMS HORSE SHIT BASTARD DAMN BUTTFUCKER WILLY WONKA SCUMBUCKET PISS BASTARD BASTARD TAMPONS POMMIE DOUCHEBAG BOON CLEVELAND STEAMER YOGHURT CANNON PISS AUTOFELLATIO WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK JAP SHITFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS WIENER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT LIKE A HORSE BULLSHIT JOHNNY FELCHING SHITFACE BUTT PIRATE SNUFF PORN PUSSYLICKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CHOAD ASS VAGINA WANKER CRAP FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE BULLSHIT NEGRO SAGGY TITS FELCHING FUCK BASTARD MOCKIE ABO CLEMEN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE ASS LICKER DOM DeLUISE POMMIE DAMN HORSE PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER FUCKER SHITFACE WHORE PAKI GOOK HELLFIRE FUCKER GARBAGE DAY! JOHN ELWAY DUNE COON SHITSLINGING BOB SAGET FELLATIO INJUN GREASER FUCKING JUMP! SACRAMENTO IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK DAMMIT FUCKING A MALL SANTA TIBETAN BUDDHISM YOU WANKER FUCK HOMO YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! FAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSFACE JACKASS SHIT RECTUM RAIDER WANKER FLYING FUCK BASTARD PISSHOLE CHRISTHUMPER SHIT TITS & DICKS FUCKTARD ASSHAT WANK FUCK A DUCK BALLS MACACA PENIS ON A BUN MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS SAGGY TITS OH SHI– CHIGGER DAMNATION TITS & DICKS SHITTY ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN MACACA WIKIPEDIA MOCKIE FAG DICKHEAD FAG DAMN INCEST TITS & DICKS DOT HEAD FUCKING NECROPHILIA LOLCAT PEDOPHILIA COCKSMOKER CHAV ASS LICKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCK CUNT FUCK FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK YOU CUM RAT'S ASS HELL JIZZ PISS LOLLIPOPS WANK WHORE CHIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ASS LICKER TRANNY HITLER BOOBS LENS CRAFTERS RAT'S COCK MONKEY BALLS COCKSMOKER ASS WANK PIKACHU FUCKSTAIN ARSE RUSKIE NIPPLES RAT'S ASS TWAT FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN SHITE FUCKHEAD BALLS BOON RAGHEAD JERRY DOUCHING MOCCASINS MOCCASINS GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD ASSHAT BASTARD TIT DIRT JACKASS suck my mothers JACKASS BOON WANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMMIT HITLER BUGGER PEARL NECKLACE FUCKER [Insert swear here] FRITZ ASSFACE WANK CLUSTERFUCK HELL ALF YOU WANKER NICARAGUA DEVELOPERS! CAMEL JOCKEY TWAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DONKEY PUNCHER WANKSPLAT WANK NEGRO ASS BUTTFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSHOLE TOTAL SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFACE SHITHEAD PUSSYLICKER CUNTBUCKET ASS WANKER BANGKOK CHOAD FUCK YOU LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK KAFFIR FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG PENIS NIGNOG SHITE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE DOG SHIT TITTYWANK CONDOMS WANK HELL BITCH FUCKING A I'LL RAPE YOU SHUT UP, MEG! CHAV BIRD SHIT WANKER FELLATIO CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DILDO GRIS BUTT-HEAD ASS THONG TASTER ASSCRACK DAGO CHIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CRAP ON A STICK FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHOLE GOD DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA YID MASTURBATION FELCHING YOU WANKER CUNT CRAPPER CLUSTERFUCK ASSHAT KNOBJOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY FUCK OFF CUNT RUSKIE JACKASS SHIT RAT'S ASS FRIG SHITFACE BASTARD BASTARD DIPSHIT CONDOMS GOD DAMMIT SHITTY BEANER WHORE SHITCUNTING WALRUS SHIT WIENER VAGINA BOLLOCKS CUNT PISS WIENER PISS OFF DICKHEAD POO POO BLOWJOB BRUSH MA TEETH CARPET MUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT DICK RAPE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GO COUNT YOUR DICK INBRED WHORE BOLLOCKS BIRD SHIT SHAKOPEE ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DARTH VADER DICKFACE CHIGGER ARSE FRED PHELPS PUSSY SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOU WANKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CHRISTHUMPER NIGGER DAMN DUMBASS FUCKWIT SIGMUND FREUD SEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS VENEREAL DISEASE HO CUNTYMINTS SHITE PISS OFF MY ASS FOUR-EYES DAMN DUMBASS ASS FUCKING TAFFY SHITCOCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CHAV HELL FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SOD TOSSER FUCKTARD CUNT SHIT [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] ASSHOLE TITS NIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMMIT NAZI RAPE MACACA DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKHEAD CUNTYMINTS SPICY CUNT FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE BLOWJOB FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH BRUSH MA TEETH FELCHING LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTTFUCKER PENISPENISPENIS!!! FIST FUCK BUTT-HOLE BEANER CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CUM TUBA FLYING FUCK WIENER RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITSKIN JACKASS BONER DOODIE HEAD CONSENSUS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKFACE CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT HOMO GOD DAMN BASTARD SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK TIT SPRINKLES CHICKEN SHIT RUSKIE JACK ABRAMOFF DELICIOUS CAKE HELL VAGINA DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT RAT'S COCK EPIDIDYMIS BASKETBALL SHITFUCKER NICARAGUA SHITPISSER CHING CHONG CHINK DAMMIT DICKHEAD ASS COCK DOT HEAD COON INCEST PROLES ABO MONKEY SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WANKER ASSHOLE TITS CUM BOB SAGET CUNTBUCKET SHIT SHITTY MILF CLUSTERFUCK CUM VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY BITCH BASTARD ASSHOLE SHITTY POLESMOKER FUCK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BANGKOK MONKEY SHIT INJUN JAP TWAT SHITFUCKER MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK CUM FAGGOT JACKASS YOU WANKER COCK RAT'S ASS RUSTY TROMBONE SCROTUM BULLSHIT EMO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DILDO NIPPLES SEMEN INBRED FUCKING A PISS ARTIST PRICK DIPSHIT MILF CROTCH JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BELLEND COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMN POOPY SHITHEAD BITCH WINDOWS VISTA AUTOFELLATIO PORCH MONKEY DIPSHIT SHIT HELLFIRE BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER JOHN ELWAY PISS FELLATIO TUBA THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE POOPY PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HADJI POLAK RAT'S ASS CLIT JACK OFF PIGS MIGHT FLY POWERSHIT DICKFACE DEVELOPERS! DAMN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CAMEL FUCKER FRITZ BUGGER HOMO FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT FRENCH TICKLER BOLLOCKS BOOBS BUTTFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS ASSCRACK SUGARTITS FUCKTARD SPUNK NEGRO POLESMOKER DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF GOD DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CUNTSWILLING CHICKEN SHIT PUSSYLICKER KIKE WEHATEMARIO TIMBER NIGGER SHITSLIDE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE NIGNOG GIVING HEAD ASSBANDIT BITCH OSCAR WILDE IS GAY NECROPHILIA DONKEY PUNCHER ANAL PRICK ASSHAT ASS DONKEY DICK JACKASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIPSHIT COCKGOBLIN RAT'S ASS BONER FUCKHEAD PEEPEE GYPSY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] NIGNOG COCK PENIS BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT FUCK SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCKWIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DOODIE HEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! CRAP ON A STICK ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT FUCK SHITTY RAT'S COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER BUGFUCK RUSKIE HELLFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFUCKER CUNT SHITE JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT BUTT PIRATE BASTARD RAGHEAD EAT MY SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKHEAD GANGBANG RAGHEAD LET'S SHIT SHITTY CONDOMS CRACKER JOHN SMILEY FACE FIST FUCK FUCKING A SON OF A BITCH DOUCHEBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS ASS FASCIST MICK TONY LA RUSSA PISS ARTIST BITCH PENIS GOAT DICK BOOBS WANK BOLLOCKS TRANNY I WILL END YOU! DONKEY PUNCHER CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG QUEEF AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD FEWMETS GRIS MOCCASINS FUCK OFF DAMN SHITCUNTING DOG FUCKER FUCKSTAIN HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD JOHN ELWAY HAIL SATAN! PIECE OF SHIT DILDO GRINGO SHITSLINGING NECROPHILIA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PUSSY FUCK YOU DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKFACE WIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE NAZI I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BLUMPKIN PEDOPHILIA HOMO POOPY FUCKWIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKING ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA SACRAMENTO SECOND BALLS PISS FROG WANKSPLAT HIV NEGATIVE JENKEM CLUSTERFUCK DOG SHIT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOSES and with the BUGGER OFF and his COCKSUCKER of girraffes in which LOLCAT while reading about LIMEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSWIPE