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For those without FUCK OFF comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a TWAT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder PORCH MONKEY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CC PLZ, sudden POLAK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BLUMPKIN or SUITCASE PENIS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly GRINGO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DUMBASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may HELL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POOPY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TITS BANGKOK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous LIMEY utterFUCKance of socially TOSSER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first WIKIPEDIA television programs to address JOHNNY Tourette's syndrome.

HORSE SHIT Tourette's is ASSWIPE not to be TOSSER confused with RAT'S COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying AUTOFELLATIO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MOTHERFUCKER random HONKY disorientation, culturally-CLEMEN-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHOAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOU WANKER language, FUCKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BASTARD CHICKEN SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITTY souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities YOU WANKER of ANAL DIABETES SCRATCH! GROUNDER! garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBIES Polite Note to the NIPPLES Author:

The FUCKHEAD Tourette's FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Research Institute was IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! founded to COMMUNION WAFER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRITZ article FRED PHELPS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and 30 CASES OF PICKLES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASS FASCIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TIT SPRINKLES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JACKASS Tourrette's sufferers URINE-GARGLING swear. You can SHITFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BOOBS TV, for always focusing on the HOSER bad side of a terrible JAP thing.
  • The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK A DUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PUSSY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small YOUR MOM knee HO NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BULLSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOGHURT CANNON school for INBRED something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHIGGER sufferers to become BORDER HOPPER manically depressed and PISS commit SPANK THE MONKEY suicide.
  • There is no YOU WANKER cure, and the NEGRO drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse SONNY BILL WILLIAMS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MOTHERFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire HADJI body to go BOOBS numb and BULLSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD KISSER it is without the CROTCH drug.

I am an active member of a RICK MORANIS tourette syndrome CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK OFF the GO HOME AND DIE public view of Tourettes as a "PEEPEE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHIGGER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK sorry for CUM "hi-jacking" your EMO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a GO COUNT YOUR DICK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HITLER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CHOAD, and making fun of a ARSE horrible disorder is (not) PISS OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your OPINION time.

Best AMERICA ONLINE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NI” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese WIKIPEDIA reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PANCHEN LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHIST MONK countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not CHINA IS CAPITALIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your OPINION capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. BOB SAGET Regards to Andrew SPANK THE MONKEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNTING ASSCRACK punch him if you BLISTERING BARNACLES want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CECIL JOHN RHODES put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the EARS OF CHRIST saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SHITFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your COMMUNION WAFER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CC PLZ Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS SHIT and SHITFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BRUSH MA TEETH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKWAD BAND WITH 4 IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HORSE! CC PLZ IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CC PLZ'S HOUSE

How CUNT to MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE cure CHICKEN SHIT the NEOPETS Tourette's FUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASS FASCIST for SHITSLINGING Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Syndrome DOM DeLUISE is TITTIES following ASSFACE these MOZILLA FIREFOX rules CLIT in CC PLZ order:

  • 1: Avoid BASTARD immature FUCKER little MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCK OFF within KIKE 10 FUCKseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your I WILL END YOU! ASSWIPE BALLS nor ASSHOLE talk,
  • 4: Tell MOTHERFUCKER yourself you DILDO don't DUMBASS have ASS this BOYCOTT VIACOM! disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK O KURWA! WITH NASTY BULLSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CC PLZ last straw SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS!

I fucking put WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHICKEN SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PEEPEE the TOP OF SHITTY THIS DICKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SEX offensive. PEDOPHILIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try HI, BILLY MAYS HERE to battle BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU'BALLS that tight-ass DAMMIT 17-year-BALL SACK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHE it now, but someone said ASSRAMMER' DOM DeLUISE PUSSY'I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FELCHMONKEY is a laughing GRIS matter. Plus there FUCKING A was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCK Uncyclopedia, there are COCKSUCKER articles BATHING SUIT AREA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSCRACK stuff. So BULLSHIT that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the JENKEM first part too and WIKIPEDIA talking about the NIPPLES letter that it's CRAPFUCKER mocking (what SCRATCH! GROUNDER! letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FEWMETS hi self CAMEL FUCKER even made a really PIECE OF SHIT good point. "It's HATE HATE HAT nothing more DUNE COON from a head nod to a CROTCH knee tick". ANUSCAKE. Which I'll add REDSKIN onto HADJI saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHIGGER suffer that GOD DAMMIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITE be, because if I were a PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GANGBANG hilarious. If you CRAP ON A STICK Want facts, go on LET'S SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIGGER be offended, don't read FUCKHEAD the freaking FLAMING ASS BADGER article anyway.

FUCKBAG FUCK SHITSLINGING ASSBANDIT SHIT FUDGEPACKER BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKSTAIN CRAP

FUCKSTAIN POMMIE JIGGABOO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUM HADJI RICK MORANIS PENIS TIT DIRT BLUMPKIN DICKWAD PUNANI MOTHERFUCKER ARSE DONKEY PUNCHER CUNTING ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER RAPE CHOAD KISSER ANUSCAKE CUNTING ASSCRACK TAMPONS BONER pen0r TIT SPRINKLES AUTOFELLATIO CUNT GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT PIG BALL SACK DAMNATION WANKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GENITALIA TAMPONS FUCKTARD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MASTURBATION PECKERHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER ARSEBADGERS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HELL CHOAD KISSER BONER ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST SHITCUNTING DONALD RUMSFELD NECROPHILIA QUEEF BULLSHIT DUMBASS PENIS ON A STICK DICKLICK KAFFIR GREASER PORCH MONKEY INJUN DAMN FUCKWIT TRANNY BUTTFUCKER BITCH BUTTFUCKER TIT DIRT DICKFACE DICKHEAD WIENER DICKFACE DUNE COON HELL INJUN DICKFACE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER TWAT JERK OFF NIPPLES FUCK OFF DARTH VADER ANUSCAKE CUNTSWILLING DICKFACE GREASER CANNED QUOTE CUNT LAPPER SHITE DICK ASSFACE PENIS ON A BUN ASSWIPE GO HOME AND DIE FUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TACO FUCK OFF HAIL SATAN! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PENIS ON CRACK JAP PENIS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BOOBS WOP RAT'S ASS FEWMETS DUMBASS FUCKING A TURD YOGHURT CANNON TOSSER SHITSLINGING CAMEL JOCKEY SNUFF PORN INBRED FASHION BUG HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FRIG FUCKING A JACKASS DOUCHE NAZI DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU ASSCRACK FAG CARPET MUNCHER FUCK YOU MONKEY BALLS TWAT DAMN IT GANGBANG CHICKEN SHIT PENIS YOUR MOM CUNT RAT'S COCK DYKE GOATSE HELLFIRE PISS ARTIST HITLER PENIS HAIL SATAN! SMEG NIHILISM ASSWIPE RICK MORANIS I'LL RAPE YOU GYPSY GOD DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES BALLS PENIS TAMPON IN MY ASS CECIL JOHN RHODES JERK OFF NIGGER FUCK A DUCK BOLLOCKS FUCK DICK PUSSY CHINK DOUCHEBAG CROTCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS TITS I RAPE WALRUSES! LET'S SHIT FUCK YOU LIMEY JACKASS RAGHEAD DICKFACE BULLSHIT TAMPONS GOD DAMN FUCKFACE FELLATIO pen0r PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CARPET MUNCHER MALARKY JOHNNY WANK SHITHEAD YOGHURT CANNON FUCKTARD HELL SHITTY BULLSHIT JERK OFF HELL FUCK HELL I WILL END YOU! JUNGLE BUNNY INJUN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BIG FOOT SEX DONKEY DICK CLIT BITCH LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! ASSHAT CUNT TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BALL SACK FUCKER BLUE PENIS! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CHIGGER DICKWAD GO COUNT YOUR DICK PIECE OF SHIT RAT'S COCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING HAPPINESS PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE CHUFF TITTIES AMERICA ONLINE SHITFACE ASSCRACK ASS GYPSY BALL SACK WANKSPLAT pen0r MOTHERFUCKER WHORE COON BITCH SHITTY DICK CHICKEN KIKE WEHATEMARIO SHIT PIG WHITE RIGHTS CUNT BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT PEARL NECKLACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCKSTUFFER RAT'S COCK HATE HATE HAT PENIS FUCK YOU GRINGO LIMEY WIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITFUCKER BITCH MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WEHATEMARIO HELL FAGGOT 666 FUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF CUNTBUCKET ASSFACE DOUCHE CUM CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKHEAD BUGGER YOU WANKER POLAK SHITE JIGGABOO NEGRO SON OF A BITCH JAP SHITTY COCK BASTARD INBRED BONER PICKANINNY JIGGABOO GARBAGE DAY! MOCCASINS ASS MOTHERFUCKER DONGSHOVER BULLCRAP BEANER DAMN TITTIES JACKASS SHIT ASSRAPING MR WINKLER IS GAY GANGBANG ASSHOLE DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS QUEEF LOLCAT PENIS ON A BUN WANKSPLAT CUNT JUMPING JESUS!!! BORDER HOPPER FUCK OFF LIMEY BASTARD DICK IN A BOX FUCK CARPET MUNCHER SPANK THE MONKEY SHITTY FUCKING A SHITFUCKER EMO SHITHEAD MARGARET THATCHER PISS OFF WIENER FUCKSTAIN ASS FASCIST TITMOUSE ASS INBRED BALL SACK BRUSH MA TEETH [expletive deleted] DUMBASS CHICKEN SHIT CUNTYMINTS HOSER I RAPE WALRUSES! SHITSKIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NECROPHILIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! TOSSER CHOAD KISSER INCEST CRAPMUNCHER NIPPLES CUNT WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE CHOAD KISSER SHITFACE BASTARD FUCKHEAD FUCKFACE CUNT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JACKASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BASTARD BOOBS GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH GOD DAMN CLEMEN PRICK DILDO DICKHEAD HELL TAMPONS O CANADA CUNT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A FUCK YID FROG'S FAT ASS BELGIUM FUCKBAG FELLATIO FUCK ASS NEGRO JACKASS SHIT BLUMPKIN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUGARTITS HOMO SHIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WIGGER BALLS BASTARD INBRED CRAP ON A STICK PENISFUCK PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT WIGGER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JACKASS ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITTY DILDO JACKASS PISS CLEMEN PISS FUCK SEX ASSWIPE GOD DAMN FUCKING A YOUR MOM CHIGGER WANK DYKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS SHITFACE ASS SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CRAP ON A STICK SCUMBUCKET KIKE DIRTY SANCHEZ BITCH CUNT LAPPER NECROPHILIA [EXPLETIVE] CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK PENIS BUGGER OFF DAMMIT LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SOD OFF BUGGER OFF SHIT MACACA PISS SHITHEAD DICKHEAD FELLATIO JERK OFF FALSE BENSON CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL WIGGER BASTARD GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN DICK ASS ANAL DILDO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BONER GO HOME AND DIE JENKEM FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO I WILL KILL YOU! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FAGGOT ASSFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING FUCKBAG LUV I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GOAT DICK PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE NAZI JOHN ELWAY SMEG FLYING FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE HELLFIRE GRINGO TWAT ORANGE TURTLE PEDOPHILIA BORDER HOPPER CLUSTERFUCK COON LOLCAT PISS CHOAD SHITFACE FELCHMONKEY HELLFUCKER BUGGER SHIT SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER TITTYWANK BLUMPKIN FUCKING JUMP! POLACK SHITE TWO-INCH PENIS CUM CUNNILINGUS SOD OFF PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHIT WANKSPLAT SHITBALLS PEDOPHILIA DOUCHE NAZI BAD MOTHERFUCKER THONG TASTER FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE NIGNOG SLOPE FAG JESSE McCARTNEY JACKASS FUCKING MOCKIE BLOWJOB WIGGER KRAUT INBRED BITCH TITMOUSE HELLFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS INJUN CAMEL JOCKEY DICKLICK NECROPHILIA SHITFACE BRUSH MA TEETH GOBSHITE NIGGER CROTCH SHITE ARSEBADGERS CHRISTHUMPER HOMO DELICIOUS CAKE WALRUS SHIT DUMBASS SHIT DICKHEAD BAT FUCK INSANE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TRANNY ABO CRAPMUNCHER SHIT BIRD SHIT CRAPMUNCHER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKTARD SHITHEAD BITCH HONKY ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA D'OH GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MOZILLA FIREFOX COCK TAMPON IN MY ASS BULLSHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK CUNTRAG GANGBANG PEEPEE WIGGER FUCKSTAIN SHITSLINGING FUCKFACE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD RICK MORANIS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MOCCASINS TOSSER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKTARD SEMEN LAKE TITICACA BALLS CUNT NEGRO O KURWA! GYPSY COCKSUCKER [expletive deleted] NI MASTURBATION PISS ASSFACE DUMBASS HONKY DOUCHE DOUCHING BUGGER SPANK THE MONKEY PRICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER O CANADA CAPITALISM FLYING FUCK POMMIE CLIT TUBA FAG TACO RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT TAMPONS GOBSHITE HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CHICKEN SHIT ALF BITCH SHIT WANK DUMBASS SHIT TITWANK BAD MOTHERFUCKER TWAT DICKFACE BUGFUCK SHIT OUT OF MY DICK DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAGO THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS JERRY SIGMUND FREUD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKER PISS ARTIST WALRUS SHIT WANK BORDER HOPPER GENITALIA BUTT PIRATE SAGGY TITS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BORDER HOPPER MAMA MIA YOU WANKER O CANADA AUTOFELLATIO LET'S SHIT JAP TWAT BASTARD HELLFIRE DOUCHEBAG TITTIES SHITTY DICKHEAD WIGGER YOU WANKER SHITCOCK MALL SANTA ASSHAT SCROTUM PUNANI WANKER WHITE RIGHTS WANKER CONDOMS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING ASSWIPE PENISBIRD ASSCRACK BUKKAKE ASSWIPE FROG'S FAT ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUNT DUNE COON HOT GRITS DIRTY SANCHEZ BUGFUCK DIPSHIT COCKSHITTER GARBAGE DAY! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHETITS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JESSE McCARTNEY WANK MASTURBATION SHITFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PISS OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TITTIES NICARAGUA PICKANINNY RAPE SOD OFF FROG PISS OFF SHITCUNTING SCROTUM HOCKEY BUGGER JUNGLE BUNNY COON SHIT CRAPPY CHOAD SHIT LENS CRAFTERS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITS & DICKS CUNT CRAPPER ASSCRACK JUSTIN BIEBER OH SHI– MOTHERFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DIPSHIT BASTARD DUMBASS FUCK BOON DICK CHICKEN HONKY CHENEY SHIT GRINGO GOD DAMMIT TITTIES NAZI HELL POMMIE JOHNNY FALUN GONG NIGGER BULLSHIT WOP BOOBS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WANKSPLAT FAGGOT BLUMPKIN FRENCH TICKLER DAMN SHITHEAD YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY BULLSHIT ASSHAT ASS TITS DOUCHE MARCH OF FLAMES PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILIA LIMEY VENEREAL DISEASE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WANKSPLAT PAKI SHITFACE HELL LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITTY SHITCOCK ASSWIPE PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMMIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS PISS ARTIST GOOK JESSE McCARTNEY SHITSLINGING SHITSKIN ROSIE O'DONNELL YID CROTCH GOOK JUSTIN BIEBER NIGNOG POLAK DAMNATION DICKFACE SHITFUCKER HELL CHOAD KISSER CUNTBUCKET MOZILLA FIREFOX DICKFACE GOD DAMN NIGGER FUCK OFF DILDO JACKASS SHIT MALL SANTA EAT MY SHIT! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POMMIE TWISTY VAGINA CHIGGER CRACKER FUCK STUDENT MOVEMENT MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU DOM DeLUISE COON HOMO I'LL RAPE YOU SECOND BALLS WANK ASSHAT RAT'S COCK SHUT UP, MEG! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SUCK A BIG DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER BIBLE BASHER SUCK A BIG DICK CONDOMS DAMN ARSEBADGERS MARGARET THATCHER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BASTARD DAMN OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ASSFACE FUCKTARD FUCK BUTTFUCKER INBRED DICK IN A BOX CONAN O'BRIAN JACKASS WANK SHITE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD ASSHOLE TAFFY CUNT ASS CRAP ON A STICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! INCEST FUCKHEAD BLUMPKIN lowercase SAND NIGGER BATMAN & ROBIN CUNT FUCKFACE FUCKTARD DAMNATION NORTH KOREA ASSFACE DELICIOUS CAKE NIGGER SHITTY BULLSHIT GRIS 30 CASES OF PICKLES CLUSTERFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU CONDOMS SEMEN CLUSTERFUCK DEVELOPERS! ASSHAT POLACK DICK SHITTY FUCK CAUCASIANS SHITPISSER CUNT NECROPHILIA TURD Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NEGRO and with the FRIG and his POO POO BLOWJOB of girraffes in which WIKIPEDIA while reading about BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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