Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MOCCASINS'CUNT'COCK'VOTE'I'LL RAPE YOU'BULLSHIT'PUSSY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUNT neurochemical FUCK disorder PEDOPHILIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid INJUN, sudden GENITALIA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements O CANADA or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JUNGLE BUNNY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HONKY DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHIGGER utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLSHIT television programs to address GOBSHITE Tourette's syndrome.

PENISPENISPENIS!!! Tourette's is TOWELHEAD not to be FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE confused with COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PICKANINNY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING FUCK random JESSE McCARTNEY disorientation, culturally-I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WIKIPEDIA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFUCKER language, WIGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SUCK MY DICK ARSE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BIGNOSE souvenir shoppes and massive NIGGER quantities DAMN of ANAL DIABETES CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A TIT DIRT Polite Note to the BONER Author:

The BAD MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's FLAMING ASS BADGER Research Institute was HO founded to GO COUNT YOUR DICK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ANAL DIABETES Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICKHEAD article JERK OFF funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and AUTOFELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MASTURBATION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKWIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PECKERHEAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of INJUN Tourrette's sufferers RUSTY TROMBONE swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I AM CORNHOLIO! TV, for always focusing on the SON OF A BITCH bad side of a terrible TWAT thing.
• The main RAT'S ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHIGGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small MOTHERFUCKER knee FUDGEPACKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PEDOPHILIA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRACKER school for MOTHERFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITHEAD sufferers to become BELGIUM manically depressed and ORGASM commit COCKSUCKER suicide.
• There is no STEVE BALLMER cure, and the FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKHEAD tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS perodol" which caused my entire SHITSKIN body to go FUCKING numb and BLUMPKIN basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNTBUCKET it is without the ASSHAT drug.

I am an active member of a FROG'S FAT ASS tourette syndrome MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TITS the WANK public view of Tourettes as a "I WILL END YOU! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NECROPHILIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS sorry for DICKHEAD "hi-jacking" your HELL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIG this that really I WILL KILL YOU! annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKWIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BASTARD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKFACE, and making fun of a GOD DAMMIT horrible disorder is (not) MALARKY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! time.

Best NECROPHILIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “TWISTY VAGINA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. BATHING SUIT AREA Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The FAGGOT bastard who wrote this article. You can JAP punch him if you DIRTY SANCHEZ want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass SALISBURY put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS FASCIST saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my DAMN intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine INJUN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANK and NICARAGUA playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BITCH BAND WITH 4 SHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITMOUSE HORSE! INJUN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO INJUN'S HOUSE

How AY-AY-AY to ARSEBADGERS cure FAG the HOMO Tourette's MUGABE'S MOMMA Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ARSE for WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's DOG SHIT Syndrome PISS is NI following SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS these SHITFACE rules FUCKSTAIN in JERK OFF order:

• 1: Avoid NECROPHILIA immature FELCHMONKEY little SHITE kids,
• 2: Count to ASS FASCIST within SHITE 10 FOUR-EYESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCK OFF ASS nor BALLS talk,
• 4: Tell JAP yourself you JESUS FUCKING CHRIST don't SHITTY have SHITE this ASSHAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BITCH WITH NASTY CHINK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the INJUN last straw JIGGABOO!

I fucking put NAZI' my comment at the TOP OF THE TITTYWANK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH the TOP OF FELCHMONKEY THIS BALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MALARKY offensive. WIENER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOG SHIT people who try BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA to battle [expletive deleted]'AUTOFELLATIO that tight-ass RAT'S ASS 17-year-FUCK A DUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find TWAT it now, but someone said DIPSHIT' MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GRINGO'DOUCHE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITTY is a laughing WILLY WONKA matter. Plus there BIGNOSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACKASS SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles DOG SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT stuff. So I RAPE WALRUSES! that means ORGASM stop getting mad at the SUGARTITS first part too and DOT HEAD talking about the ASSHOLE letter that it's HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS mocking (what SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS letter? I don't even know what SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRITZ hi self SHITHEAD even made a really GENITALIA good point. "It's BUKKAKE nothing more CHUFF from a head nod to a SOD OFF knee tick". FELCHING. Which I'll add DICK TITS onto BUTT PIRATE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FIST FUCK suffer that SNUFF PORN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GENITALIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to NAZI be, because if I were a ASSWIPE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BIRD SHIT hilarious. If you SHIT Want facts, go on MOCCASINS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll RAT'S COCK be offended, don't read NEGRO the freaking ORGASM article anyway.

FUCKING SHITSLINGING CROTCH TOWELHEAD YID PAKI FUCKHEAD NIGNOG COON DICKHEAD

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SUITCASE PENIS DANDELIONS HO BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DONALD RUMSFELD MOLDY TITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK TITS YID FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POLAK HO CUM PEARL NECKLACE SHIT SOD GENITALIA BALLS LOLCAT VAGINA NIPPLES MALARKY WANK ASS JACKASS WANK COCKGOBLIN DOUCHING SMEG PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMN FUCK SUCK MY DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKSUCKER SHITE TOWELHEAD EPIDIDYMIS ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITCUNTING HEAVEN SHITTY MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES KIKE SCUMBAG WANK RANDY TRAVIS TIT SPRINKLES ASSHOLE CRAPPY FROG'S FAT ASS GOOK BALL SACK SHITBALLS CUNTSWILLING JESSE McCARTNEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBS SHITSLINGING TITS WANKER KU KLUX KLAN DUMBASS POTTYMOUTH MONKEY SHIT SHITCOCK HONKY WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY DICK BITCH SHITHEAD SHIT CONDOMS EARS OF CHRIST JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WANK CC PLZ JERRY BONER ASSHOLE FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] HELL CUNT [Insert swear here] BUGFUCK BLUMPKIN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BELLEND DOUCHE I WILL END YOU! SOD CHICKEN FRIES FUCK OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! CONDOMS TAFFY FEWMETS PORCUPINE'S BALLS HELL FIST FUCK FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN IT BITCH WIKIPEDIA PEARL NECKLACE FUCK OFF DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! SHITFACE BLUMPKIN BULLSHIT TOSSER BRITNEY SACRAMENTO GRINGO FUCKTARD BASTARD SHITTY ASSBANDIT RAT'S ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK POMMIE 666 WANK NIGGER BALLS SEX DEVELOPERS! COCKSMOKER CUM ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS JACKASS FUCKING A SWIMMING POOL ASS LICKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA O CANADA FUCK OFF DICKFACE TENTACLE RAPE CUNT POLAK ASSHOLE CRAPMUNCHER YOU WANKER DUMBASS SAND NIGGER BASTARD SHITFUCKER NIGNOG SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSWIPE [EXPLETIVE] ORGASM FUCK DIPSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GRINGO PISS TWAT BULLSHIT FUCK OFF NAZI CUNT WANK SHITFACE I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK CRAP INBRED ASS FASCIST JAP SHITTY SHITSKIN WIKIPEDIA RULES BITCH GOBSHITE BUGGER PISS OFF CLEMEN TITS CUNT POLACK MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI ASSWIPE JERK OFF HOMO CLIT BONER SHIT HELL YID HADJI GO COUNT YOUR DICK TOTAL NIPPLES SHITFACE HELLFIRE COCKSUCKER KIKE CUNT PIXIES BOOBIES CLUSTERFUCK FAG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAMMER COMMUNIST DILDO DELICIOUS CAKE P'KANG YOU WANKER ASSHAT SCROTUM FUCKER SHITHEAD DAMN BEAVER BEAVER DAMNATION HOMO SHITFACE BONG URINE-GARGLING FIST FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PUSSYLICKER INBRED WETBACK COCKSUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE DIRTY SANCHEZ BOB SAGET I'LL RAPE YOU JOHNNY SAND NIGGER POOPY FUCKTARD SHITFACE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN IT DUMBASS SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER NIGNOG SPUNK DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PENISBIRD BIRD SHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SAGGY TITS I RAPE WALRUSES! CHINK ARSE MOCKIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSE ASSHAT GYPSY WHORE DELICIOUS CAKE CRACKER HOLY DUMB FUCK WANK CUNT TITTYWANK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CRAPFUCKER DICKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] DONKEY DICK TONY LA RUSSA BOYCOTT VIACOM! RAT'S COCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NI FUCK FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HOMO CUNT LAPPER FELCHING FLAMING ASS BADGER SOD PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHAT FRAK JUNGLE BUNNY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS DOUCHEBAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DICKHEAD COCK CUNTYMINTS PISS OFF COCKSMOKER FELLATIO PAKI FELLATIO CLIT ASSRAPING CRAPPY FUCKWIT NEGRO HOMO MACACA CAMEL FUCKER GRINGO DICK CHICKEN FUCKSTAIN SEX BITCH FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA REDNECK RAGHEAD SHITSLINGING FAG SHITFUCKER CUNT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PIGFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BEANER CRAPPY PIECE OF SHIT FELLATIO PISS JACKASS PISS OFF ASS FASCIST WANK HO BANGKOK PEEPEE TWAT ASS FUCK A DUCK ASSWIPE FUCK DICK TITS DAMN DICKFACE FRENCH TICKLER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE AUTOFELLATIO ANUSCAKE BOLLOCKS HADJI JACKASS SHIT SHITTY BUTT PIRATE SHIT INJUN BASTARD SHIT SHITFUCKER COLGATE FUCKING NECROPHILIA CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BONER PICKANINNY BALLS SHITHEAD HONKY BITCH SON OF A BITCH REDSKIN CUNT NIPPLES FAGGOT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT DESU SOD OFF BONER FUCKSTAIN [expletive deleted] RECTUM RAIDER BUTT-HEAD FUCK BASTARD MOCCASINS [expletive deleted] TIT DIRT LET'S SHIT MASTURBATION CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER FUCKBAG SHAKOPEE SHITSLINGING ANAL DIABETES TITWANK BULLSHIT BASTARD SPIC SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHORE ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FROG'S FAT ASS CHAV RAGHEAD JACKASS GENITALIA RAT'S COCK TIT SPRINKLES CC PLZ ORGASM HONKY PECKERHEAD FLOWERS SHITSLINGING FOUR-EYES FAG SHITE SHITFACE ASSHAT DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTY SHIT BALLS SHIT THONG TASTER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ALEX TREBEK SHITE GANGBANG ORGASM SOD WALRUS SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN GOOK NIGGER DAMN FROG FUCKER BASTARD NICARAGUA SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN PEARL NECKLACE DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN INBRED EXTRA LONG PENIS COCKSUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY HOSER COCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PENIS and with the YOU WANKER and his JACK OFF of girraffes in which ASSFACE while reading about NIGNOG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FASHION BUG also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHICKEN SHIT