Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TURD'PRICK'ASSCRACK'FELCHING'SHITE'ARSE'ANUSCAKE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FELLATIO neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS, sudden NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or MAMA MIA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NAZI way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NEGRO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat POOPY DICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHOLE television programs to address TITTYWANK Tourette's syndrome.

WIENER Tourette's is ASS not to be BELLEND confused with MOTHERFUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG random CUNT disorientation, culturally-INCEST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASS language, COCKING FUCKBOROUGH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CONDOMS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PAKI souvenir shoppes and massive BUGFUCK quantities SOD OFF of ANAL DIABETES SUCK COCKS IN HELL! garbage.

Darnit.

A WANK Polite Note to the FUCKFACE Author:

The SEX Tourette's I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Research Institute was SPIC founded to BOON.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CANNED QUOTE article FASHION BUG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SACRAMENTO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BELLEND.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WHORE Tourrette's sufferers HO swear. You can GENITALIA blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKTARD TV, for always focusing on the DAMMIT bad side of a terrible COCKSMOKER thing.
• The main ORGASM symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLUSTERFUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FAGGOT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOOBS knee HONKY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHUT UP, MEG! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GENITALIA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JACK OFF school for DICKHEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage PISS ARTIST sufferers to become SCUMBAG manically depressed and FUCKER commit WIGGER suicide.
• There is no LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD cure, and the BALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the BANGKOK tics often have adverse MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JAP perodol" which caused my entire RANDY TRAVIS body to go COCK numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKTARD it is without the NEGRO drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKSTAIN tourette syndrome EXTRA LONG PENIS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JAP the POO POO BLOWJOB public view of Tourettes as a "HELL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK OFF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ORGASM sorry for BANGKOK "hi-jacking" your PUSSY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BUTTFUCKER this that really FUCKSTAIN annoys me. I am working towards a ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PRICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITCOCK, and making fun of a DEVELOPERS! horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKSTAIN time.

Best GENITALIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “YOU WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese OPINION reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of LHASA degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBET countries. When showing PROXY SITES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your TIENANMEN SQUARE capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. DIRTY SANCHEZ Regards to Andrew HAIL SATAN! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The FIST FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can BEAVER punch him if you SHITFUCKER want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough CONDOMS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not UNITED KINGDOM white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my DOUCHETITS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SPUNK and SCUMBAG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LOGJAMMER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ANAL BAND WITH 4 DUMBASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKING JUMP! HORSE! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS'S HOUSE

How ASSHAT to FUCKING BASEBALL cure EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA the FELCHMONKEY Tourette's MOCCASINS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SEX for CLUSTERFUCK Tourette's MICK Syndrome NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! is WIKIPEDIA following FUCKWIT these POLACK rules FUCKSTAIN in ORGASM order:

• 1: Avoid GARBAGE DAY! immature [expletive deleted] little HONKY kids,
• 2: Count to DOUCHEBAG within DOUCHE 10 BITCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKER ASSWIPE SOD OFF nor PIECE OF SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell DOUCHE yourself you CUNT don't SON OF A BITCH have NICARAGUA this FUCKWIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS last straw TOTAL!

I fucking put CONAN O'BRIAN' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MALARKY the TOP OF ASSRAMMER THIS BUTTFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JERRY offensive. TOWELHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SUGARTITS people who try DELICIOUS CAKE to battle BUKKAKE'MR WINKLER IS GAY that tight-ass HEIL HITLER! 17-year-TRANNY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BULLCRAP it now, but someone said BIGNOSE' COCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK'CUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING STEVE BALLMER is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there MOZILLA FIREFOX was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOUCHING Uncyclopedia, there are MOCCASINS articles JACKASS SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSFACE stuff. So COCKSUCKER that means SONNY BILL WILLIAMS stop getting mad at the DICKFACE first part too and FUCK A DUCK talking about the DIRTY SANCHEZ letter that it's FUCKING A mocking (what WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? letter? I don't even know what 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SLOPE hi self TACO even made a really HELLFIRE good point. "It's NI nothing more CHICKEN FRIES from a head nod to a FUCKTARD knee tick". BIRD SHIT. Which I'll add CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM onto RAT'S COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHENEY suffer that FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICKHEAD it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNNILINGUS be, because if I were a VENEREAL DISEASE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS ARTIST hilarious. If you PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Want facts, go on GOD DAMN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll KRAUT be offended, don't read GOD DAMN the freaking WOP article anyway.

NECROPHILIA INBRED TACO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JACKASS SHIT ASSHOLE CONDOMS BEAVER HELL BIRD SHIT

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REBECCA BLACK SON OF A BITCH DOUCHETITS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI VAGINA SHIT ASS KIKE CLEMEN WOODPECKERSHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS BUGFUCK KNOBJOCKEY NICARAGUA DOUCHE COCKSTUFFER PISSHOLE SCROTUM PENIS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON AUTOFELLATIO BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSFACE SLOPE YOU WANKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIKIPEDIA WANK CONDOMS GREASER DOUCHING BOOBS P'KANG DIRTY SANCHEZ POLAK FUCKBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE VAGINA GOD DAMN CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CONDOMS TURD SHITPISSER YOUR MOM BIRD SHIT RICK MORANIS CHIGGER ANAL DIABETES CUM DELICIOUS CAKE HADJI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITCOCK HONKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SCUMBAG PORCH MONKEY WANK SHITBALLS BUGFUCK SHITE COCKSMOKER ASS JIZZ SHITFACE JACKASS HORSE SHIT BRITNEY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BASTARD FUCK BASTARD pen0r CLIT FELCHING HONKY JOHN SMILEY FACE I WILL END YOU! WILLY WONKA ASSWIPE ASSHOLE PISS PORCH MONKEY DOUCHE FUCKHEAD PENIS ON A BUN COON CONDOMS ASSFACE SHIT FIST FUCK FUCK RUSKIE JIGGABOO SHITBALLS [EXPLETIVE] CHIGGER BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DAGO PUSSY CUNT PEDOPHILIA COCK TRANNY FRITZ DIPSHIT [Insert silly non-swear here] IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD JIZZ AUTOFELLATIO MALARKY DOG FUCKER NECROPHILIA FUCKING HELL HELLFUCKER FIST FUCK HELL BONER [Insert silly non-swear here] VAGINA DOODIE HEAD PISS UP MY ARSE BUTTFUCKER DAGO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER CHINK PRICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SEMEN ASSFACE HELLFIRE DICKFACE BUKKAKE CUNT DICK CHICKEN CUNNILINGUS NIGGER BOLLOCKS YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DOUCHETITS MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE JAP SHITE SHITSLINGING DELICIOUS CAKE JACK ABRAMOFF SHITFUCKER COLGATE PISS PENIS ON A STICK TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT DICKHEAD JACKASS SHIT PENIS WIENER A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! NEGRO VAGINA PIECE OF SHIT BUKKAKE PORCH MONKEY FRED PHELPS GOD DAMMIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CRAPPY FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT POLESMOKER ASSFACE ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLSHIT CUNTSWILLING DIRTY SANCHEZ O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TITTIES ASS CUNT HONKY WANK CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS suck my mothers BITCH ASS KAFFIR WANK DICKLICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HELL PISS OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! BELLEND SUCK MY DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PORCH MONKEY PISS OFF WANK CUNT PISS OFF [expletive deleted] CLEAN DRINKING WATER DIPSHIT SON OF A BITCH ASS DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER PAKI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITE POOPOO PISS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CRAPPY PISS OFF NIGGER BITCH SHITFACE BIRD SHIT RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE PENIS ON A STICK BASTARD PISSHOLE MOLDY TITS TAMPON IN MY ASS BLUMPKIN FUCK WIGGER CRAP BULLSHIT WOP POMMIE ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BUTTFUCKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] FUCK YOU GRINGO FASHION BUG FUCKING A VAGINA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS HO NAZI FUCKBAG WIENER DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY FEMADOM DUNE COON PISS YID FELCHMONKEY CONDOMS RAGHEAD MOCCASINS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CLIT ASSCRACK CUNT FUCKWIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BLESSED DAMN SAINT DAMN MARCH OF FLAMES RAGHEAD TITS BEAVER DUMBASS FUCKTARD BULLCRAP FELCHING PEDOPHILIA SHITCUNTING WANK FLYING FUCK JOHN ELWAY SOD FUCK OFF RAT'S ASS PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NAZI WANKER FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK DICKHEAD SHIT FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA DUNE COON NIGGER SON OF A BITCH COCKSUCKER WANKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT SHITCOCK WANK FROG SON OF A BITCH HOMO DAMNATION ASSWIPE ABO ASS ASSCRACK WIKIPEDIA DOT HEAD DOUCHETITS DILDO COCKSMOKER PISS ASS DAMN GANGBANG BITCH WIENER GOATSE MALL SANTA WETBACK BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU GOBSHITE JENKEM SHITSLINGING SHITE FUCKING JUMP! OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SCUMBUCKET LET'S SHIT SHITCUNTING GOD DAMN BIRD SHIT FUCKER FUCKWIT DICK TITS GYPSY SHITPISSER CUNTRAG WANK CLUSTERFUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ BOOBS COON FUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CRAPFUCKER BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LOGJAMMER CUNT PIG AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD HELL SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BENCH PRESS MOCCASINS CHOAD KISSER HO BUTTFUCKER CUNT CLUSTERFUCK DICKHEAD ASSHOLE DAGO ASSHAT YOU WANKER BUGFUCK SHAKOPEE HAIL SATAN! FAG INCEST BANGKOK JAP SEMPRINI RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS FRITZ COMMUNISM IS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT CUNT CRAPPER ARSE FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST DAMN FUCKSTAIN NEGRO JAP MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DUMBASS DICKFACE WANK POMMIE ASSHOLE SHIT FUCKING GOBSHITE FUCKER BORDER HOPPER ASSCRACK SEMEN SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FLYING FUCK SUGARTITS JACK ABRAMOFF COLGATE SHITE RAT'S COCK ASSHAT FUCKING A TAFFY JUNGLE BUNNY I WILL KILL YOU! GOOK NIGGER DIPSHIT JAP TWAT GOD DAMMIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink KIKE CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOUR MOM POMMIE TAFFY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DUMBASS NI FUCKING FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF DAMN PISS BIGNOSE TACO INCEST ASS KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH CROTCH FUCKING BASEBALL RAGHEAD TITWANK SHITHEAD DILDO RIVER CRABS SUCK BAT FUCK INSANE ASSHAT FRIG FUCK A DUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKWIT DICKLICK COON BIGNOSE DEVELOPERS! KRAUT TAMPONS WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT TWAT VAGINA TAMPONS FUCK OFF MALARKY BLUMPKIN JAP DAMMIT DAMN CUNTYMINTS BULLCRAP SLOPE WOODPECKERSHIT POKÉMON SHITFUCKER WANKER INBRED JACKASS PISS OFF GOAT DICK RAT'S ASS PIG PENIS ON A STICK CLIT TRANNY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER NIPPLES MALARKY WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT FRITZ INJUN 30 CASES OF PICKLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BONER DIPSHIT FENCE JUMPER WIGGER JERRY COCK ASS SHITE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF and with the CHENEY and his LET'S SHIT of girraffes in which GOD DAMN while reading about FIST FUCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BASTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSWIPE