Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FIST FUCK'DELICIOUS CAKE'ASSHAT'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'JACKASS'MOLDY TITS'CLIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WETBACK neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUGFUCK, sudden ASS FASCIST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON or SUGARTITS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT LIKE A HORSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRAK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken INBRED by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA REBECCA BLACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HORSE SHIT utterFUCKance of socially ROMANIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TRANNY television programs to address FENCE JUMPER Tourette's syndrome.

SOD OFF Tourette's is BUTT-FOR-BRAINS not to be FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS confused with SON OF A BITCH Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HEIL HITLER! chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BALL SACK random CRAP ON A STICK disorientation, culturally-DOG SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN IT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NIGNOG language, PISS OFF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HO INBRED of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YID souvenir shoppes and massive MOCCASINS quantities GOD DAMMIT of ANAL DIABETES SEMEN garbage.

Darnit.

A NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Polite Note to the CUNT Author:

The GOOK Tourette's CRAP Research Institute was HELL founded to ASSHAT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSCRACK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BALL SACK article LET'S SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and suck my mothers I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKSTAIN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FELLATIO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BONER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of HORSE SHIT Tourrette's sufferers NAZI swear. You can GOD DAMN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NAZI TV, for always focusing on the TWAT bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
• The main TITTIES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUGFUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CROTCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASSHOLE knee FRIG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is KRAUT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD school for WOP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become COCKSMOKER manically depressed and FUCKHEAD commit ASS suicide.
• There is no FUCKHEAD cure, and the DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHIT tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PRICK perodol" which caused my entire FRITZ body to go JOHN ELWAY numb and MARGARET THATCHER basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHITFACE it is without the NIGGER drug.

I am an active member of a SHITTY tourette syndrome FUCK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GO HOME AND DIE the MILF public view of Tourettes as a "CRAPMUNCHER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WIENER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for ORGASM "hi-jacking" your SON OF A BITCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RUSKIE this that really DOG SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ALF, and making fun of a PEDOPHILIA horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your I RAPE WALRUSES! time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese HUMAN RIGHTS reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an HUMAN RIGHTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your CHRISTIANITY capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. ASS LICKER Regards to Andrew BALL SACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKHEAD punch him if you WANK want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this DEMOCRACY article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIV NEGATIVE put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “BRITAIN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS OFF saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my COCKSUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUGFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITFACE and GOD DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNT BAND WITH 4 FUCK YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A COON HORSE! BUGFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUGFUCK'S HOUSE

How FUCKING A to SEX cure SHIT the ASS Tourette's CLEMEN Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAPE for CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM Tourette's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Syndrome RECTUM RAIDER is MOTHERFUCKER following DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! these FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK rules DILDO in MOZILLA FIREFOX order:

• 1: Avoid WIENER immature NAZI little AMERICA ONLINE kids,
• 2: Count to DAMN within HADJI 10 FIRECROTCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUM DUNE COON ASSHAT nor DONGSHOVER talk,
• 4: Tell ASSCRACK yourself you GRIS don't BLUMPKIN have CUM this OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY HORSE SHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LOGJAMMER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUGFUCK last straw BELGIUM!

I fucking put SHAKOPEE' my comment at the TOP OF THE NAZI PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SCROTUM the TOP OF DAMMIT THIS DYKE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be PENIS offensive. DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CC PLZ people who try ANUSCAKE to battle GRINGO'SPUNK that tight-ass BORDER HOPPER 17-year-DOUCHE NAZI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMMIT it now, but someone said NI' I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHE'DICK TITS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HOMO is a laughing HELL matter. Plus there FUCKSTAIN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on YUKY DOODY Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE stuff. So WALRUS SHIT that means DIPSHIT stop getting mad at the HELLFUCKER first part too and CLEMEN talking about the FUCKTARD letter that it's DICKHEAD mocking (what HATE HATE HAT letter? I don't even know what PUNANI the heck you're talking about). Adrian GRAPE PENIS hi self SHITTY even made a really BALL SACK good point. "It's RAT'S ASS nothing more POLESMOKER from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". SHITHEAD. Which I'll add PISS ARTIST onto FUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! suffer that ASSHAT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JAP be, because if I were a SHITSLIDE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JAP hilarious. If you CHIGGER Want facts, go on GOBSHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PENIS be offended, don't read CUNTRAG the freaking PEARL NECKLACE article anyway.

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CUNTSWILLING DONKEY PUNCHER JIGGABOO NECROPHILIA JAP SHITSLINGING FUCKTARD FUCK TURD INJUN SHITBALLS FEMADOM SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT PRICK PEEPEE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITCOCK BIRD IN THE HOUSE RAT'S COCK FRIG HELL SHIT LIKE A HORSE DOM DeLUISE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM CUNTSWILLING PISSHOLE SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HELL BOLLOCKS HOT GRITS GIVING HEAD MASTURBATION FLAMING ASS BADGER FLYING RAT'S ASS MARGARET THATCHER WANKSPLAT FUCKER DICKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE FUCK YOU DICK VAGINA HELL SHITFACE SUGARTITS ASSBANDIT FUCK CLIT BOLLOCKS PRICK COMMUNIST DILDO VAGINA JIZZ POOPY NICARAGUA FUCKTARD DAMN BUDDHIST MONK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCKTARD JAP KIKE SUCK MY DICK ARSE TUBA SHITPISSER JENKEM TURD CHINK FROG RAGHEAD DICK NIGGER TITS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK BONER POOPOO SHITCUNTING ARSE DOODIE HEAD WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? FUCK PRICK suck my mothers FUCK ASS ASSCRACK FUCKING BASEBALL SHAKOPEE JESSE McCARTNEY TWAT CONDOMS DAMN GOOK ASSWIPE JOHN SMILEY FACE HELL BITCH HELL YOU WANKER ASS FUCKER CAMEL FUCKER CUNNILINGUS NECROPHILIA FUCK SHITFACE SHITTY BULLCRAP MILF BUGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SON OF A BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHAT FUCKING SHITE POMMIE HELL HELL RAT'S ASS INCEST COCKGOBLIN MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN CONDOMS SHITFACE JERRY CLIT MOCKIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DYKE CHIGGER DUNE COON PISS ARTIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSHOLE DOG SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIPPLES CRAPMUNCHER FAG COCKSTUFFER YID ASS LICKER CHICKEN SHIT ASSWIPE CUNT FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU PUSSY FUCKING BASEBALL ASSWIPE MONKEY BALLS PORCH MONKEY FUCK FUCKBAG JOHNNY DICKHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT SHITBALLS ASS LICKER PENISFUCK SUCK MY DICK BONER ASSHAT DAMMIT DONKEY PUNCHER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAP ON A STICK POLESMOKER VENEREAL DISEASE BAT FUCK INSANE SEMEN FUCKFACE EPIDIDYMIS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOLLOCKS JIZZ DICK IN A BOX ARSE ASS JERRY BOB SAGET SHUT UP, MEG! SHITFACE BLUMPKIN INBRED FUCKER BUGFUCK AUTOFELLATIO NICARAGUA BEAVER CHRISTHUMPER ASS GOD DAMMIT HORSE PENIS JIZZ NIGGER TOWELHEAD CUNT PENIS ASSCRACK SAMUEL L. JACKSON HELL FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA PEARL NECKLACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHOAD KISSER FENCE JUMPER DOUCHE NAZI GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITFACE SECOND BALLS OSTRICH MY ASS ALEX TREBEK JERRY DAMN YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS BUGGER OFF CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE DICKHEAD BUGFUCK NIGGER DOT HEAD ASS FASCIST TITS CHOAD JIZZ BASTARD HELL [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] CROTCH TRANNY HONKY FUCK YOU SPUNK BOOBS PISS OFF REBECCA BLACK DAMN DOUCHETITS GANGBANG POMMIE ASSHAT ARSE JACKASS SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF DAGO SEX FLYING FUCK HAIL SATAN! FUCKBAG SHIT WANK ARSEBADGERS MICK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NI MASTURBATION DOG SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PUSSY JAP SLOPE BASTARD WANK BUTT PIRATE SHITFUCKER BUGGER PISSHOLE COCKSHITTER JERRY YOU WANKER CUNT FLYING FUCK BRUSH MA TEETH SPANK THE MONKEY PISS UP MY ARSE GO HOME AND DIE ART METAL PRODUCTS TURD DICK CHICKEN ASS SCUMBUCKET FASHION BUG WANK DAMMIT CRAP ON A STICK EPIDIDYMIS SHITFACE YOU WANKER FIST FUCK DAMN 666 DILDO MARGARET THATCHER CHAV SHIT PISS INCEST DAMN THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JAP [Insert stupid word you just made up here] COCKSUCKER BITCH WANK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SON OF A BITCH WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FRIG ALEX TREBEK BUKKAKE NIGNOG ASSCRACK ARSE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN CAMEL FUCKER JERRY ABO CHIGGER SOD CUNTYMINTS BLOWJOB CUNTBUCKET FU SPANG RANDY TRAVIS FRED PHELPS FRIG POMMIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK VAGINA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTTFUCKER MASTURBATION BUTT PIRATE CHIGGER FUCKTARD FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SUCK MY DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON CUNTRAG DILDO CUNT PIKACHU SUCK A BIG DICK BALLS DOUCHE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT BONG BASTARD SUCK MY COCK FUCK A DUCK FUCK FROG FUCKWIT TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CAUCASIANS [EXPLETIVE] KIKE PUNANI FUCKHEAD FLYING FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA RAT'S COCK TAFFY DAMN TITMOUSE TWO-INCH PENIS PISS OFF JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER TONY LA RUSSA SHITTY INBRED GOAT DICK BUTT-HOLE BITCH COCKSTUFFER TITS YOU WANKER CUM JACKASS CHIGGER SHITE CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN INCEST WIENER PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHAT MARY WHITEHOUSE TURD CRAP ON A STICK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! AUTOFELLATIO DILDO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL SPUNK DAMN ASSHOLE SHITFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK BAT FUCK INSANE TURD SCROTUM ART METAL PRODUCTS POMMIE FUCK OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ALEX TREBEK and with the PORCUPINE'S BALLS and his EPIDIDYMIS of girraffes in which FAGGOT while reading about VAGINA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BITCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HITLER