Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without POLAK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a GOD DAMMIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.

Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder KRAUT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOSER, sudden INCEST m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SONNY BILL WILLIAMS or SOD OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CROTCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BENCH PRESS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITBALLS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PIGFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHIGGER WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FELCHMONKEY utterFUCKance of socially PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address DONKEY DICK Tourette's syndrome.

{{USERNAME}} Tourette's is TAMPONS not to be WIKIPEDIA confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BELLEND chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves JESUS FUCKING CHRIST random ASSFACE disorientation, culturally-NAZI-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BELLEND outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HELLFIRE language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKFACE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FLYING RAT'S ASS souvenir shoppes and massive CUNNILINGUS quantities OPINION of ANAL DIABETES TAMPONS garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBIES Polite Note to the GOD DAMMIT Author:

The CUNT Tourette's FUCK OFF Research Institute was BITCH founded to PEARL NECKLACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMMIT article TESTICLE CHOKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PENIS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FENCE JUMPER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CONAN O'BRIAN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BITCH Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of AY-AY-AY Tourrette's sufferers ARSE swear. You can SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SAGGY TITS TV, for always focusing on the TWAT bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
  • The main MOTHERFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are POTTYMOUTH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'REBECCA BLACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLUSTER FUCK knee JIZZ NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHINK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKTARD school for PEDOPHILIA something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SLOPE sufferers to become BEAVER manically depressed and SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM commit MASTURBATION suicide.
  • There is no CUNTRAG cure, and the KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK tics often have adverse DOT HEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire DIRTY SANCHEZ body to go JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST numb and SHITE basically made it NIGGA! worse than DUMBASS it is without the CHAV drug.

I am an active member of a DICKLICK tourette syndrome FUCKBAG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITSLINGING the ABO public view of Tourettes as a "FROG swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ABO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSHITTER sorry for VENEREAL DISEASE "hi-jacking" your DOG SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SHITSLINGING this that really WANKSPLAT annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PENISPENISPENIS!!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POMMIE, and making fun of a HELL horrible disorder is (not) FUCKWIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POLAK time.

Best YOU WANKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DIMETHYL GLYCOL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHRISTIANITY Westerners show is not an DISSIDENTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of EUROIPODS degenerate capitalist culture in those I LIKE BUSH countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROXY SITES byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society BUDDHISM.

Li Chiang “CULT OF THE DEAD COW” Wen

P.S. BRUSH MA TEETH Regards to Andrew GOD DAMMIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The SEMEN bastard who wrote this article. You can DUMBASS punch him if you WARNER MUSIC GROUP want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CHOLERA IS FUN! white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

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I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUNG-HOLE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my BORDER HOPPER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CHICKEN FRIES to SHITTY cure DICKFACE the PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Tourette's JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKTARD for WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette's GOBSHITE Syndrome ASSHOLE is TACO following BOYCOTT VIACOM! these HOT GRITS rules DONKEY DICK in POMMIE order:

  • 1: Avoid HAIL SATAN! immature SHITFUCKER little TITS kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKWIT within JUSTIN BIEBER 10 GOD DAMNseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PEDOPHILIA TWAT TENTACLE RAPE nor MALARKY talk,
  • 4: Tell BUTTFUCKER yourself you FUCK OFF don't SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM have COON this DICKFACE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BIRD SHIT WITH NASTY SHITTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOD DAMMIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HOSER last straw ASSFACE!

I fucking put [expletive deleted]' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKLICK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BUTTFUCKER the TOP OF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI THIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKFACE offensive. LIMEY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try FUCK YOU to battle SPIC'30 CASES OF PICKLES that tight-ass CAMEL JOCKEY 17-year-{{expletive|1}—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKBAG it now, but someone said ASS' FROG'S FAT ASS JUSTIN BIEBER'PIG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT is a laughing CUNT CRAPPER matter. Plus there FRED PHELPS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FEMADOM Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles 30 CASES OF PICKLES about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching LIMEY stuff. So NIGGER TITS that means BOON stop getting mad at the DONKEY PUNCHER first part too and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS talking about the RANDY TRAVIS letter that it's GO HOME AND DIE mocking (what SCUMBUCKET letter? I don't even know what FUCK YOU the heck you're talking about). Adrian COCK hi self PAKI even made a really HAIL SATAN! good point. "It's MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE nothing more HELL from a head nod to a NECROPHILIA knee tick". CAMEL JOCKEY. Which I'll add GOATSE onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSCRACK suffer that BULLSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BULLSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MARCH OF FLAMES be, because if I were a HEIL HITLER! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CAMEL FUCKER hilarious. If you BALL SACK Want facts, go on SHITTY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BUGGER be offended, don't read CLEMEN the freaking SHIT article anyway.

POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS KIKE A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! DICKFACE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST KNOBJOCKEY SOD ABO

D'OH VAGINA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BONER FUDGEPACKER FRIG PICKANINNY TACO CLIT JAP FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS TITS FUCK JIZZ HORSE SHIT ASSHAT [expletive deleted] COCKGOBLIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITE SAND NIGGER RAT'S COCK TOSSER ASS TITS SHITFACE TONY LA RUSSA SHIT BULLSHIT INBRED TITS GOATSE ASS BALLS ASS DARTH VADER BULLSHIT FELCHING SLOPE SHITHEAD TOTAL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SEMEN DAMN PAKI FUCKING DIPSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY PISS OFF FUCK OFF SHITE FUCKING OSTRICH MY ASS BOOBS SUITCASE PENIS SHITSLIDE RICK MORANIS SHUT UP, MEG! DONALD RUMSFELD BRUSH MA TEETH BRUSH MA TEETH SCUMBAG FUCKING A IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD MAMA MIA NIPPLES FUCK YOU FUCKING A SLITTY EYES BULLSHIT HELL SHITCOCK CHICKEN FRIES YOU WANKER TWAT PIGFUCKER CLIT CUNT LAPPER SPUNK FUCKWIT TURD CONDOMS PISS GOD DAMMIT BELGIUM DAMN HELL P'KANG FUCKER CUNNILINGUS WANKSPLAT TITS & DICKS CRAPPY GOD DAMN BUKKAKE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CLIT SCROTUM SHITBALLS BORDER HOPPER YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU PORCH MONKEY SHITCUNTING HATE HATE HAT SHIT DOUCHING ASSWIPE FUCKBAG CUNT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHIT PECKERHEAD DAMMIT FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS TURD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? COCKSUCKER SHIT SPUNK CHRISTHUMPER RAPE CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER CHINK BALLS AMERICA ONLINE NIGGER HELL VAGINA pen0r PEARL NECKLACE TURD JAP COCKSMOKER FUCKTARD DICKLICK MARGARET THATCHER AUTOFELLATIO PEDOPHILIA SHITCOCK BEAVER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FLOWERS DICK TWAT CHING CHONG CHINK CLEAN DRINKING WATER SEX NEGRO MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKHEAD KRAUT ASSHAT FAG SHITTY DICKFACE PISSHOLE QUEEF BOOBS FELCHING ASSWIPE PISS OFF OH SHI– INBRED FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FLYING FUCK SHITCOCK FUCKING A CUNT FASHION BUG SEMEN BOOBS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT COON NIPPLES SHITSKIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BUNG-HOLE WANK DAMN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIPSHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS DICKFACE INBRED DICK GOD DAMMIT POMMIE ASS BIGNOSE MOLDY TITS WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK DOM DeLUISE TAMPONS SOD SUCK MY COCK HOSER WIKIPEDIA BLUMPKIN HORSE SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITSKIN PISS ARTIST GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CUNTSWILLING BUGFUCK TIT SPRINKLES JACK OFF RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU SHITFACE GIVING HEAD SON OF A BITCH HELL JAP DICKHEAD JENKEM COON PISS OFF MY ASS PISS ARTIST EPIDIDYMIS ORGASM SEX SHIT BIG FOOT BALL SACK CHENEY ASSHAT ASSFACE POMMIE RAPE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASS DOG SHIT CECIL JOHN RHODES SHITCUNTING FASHION BUG SHITCOCK COCKSHITTER GOD DAMN DAMN WETBACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PAGE BLANKING CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK YOU DICKFACE FUCKTARD PENIS MOTHERFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BITCH TAFFY BITCH PIG SHIT pen0r FUCKFACE FRITZ FUCKWIT NORTH KOREA JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS FUCKTARD FRITZ TAMPONS POWERSHIT ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK HONKY PISS OFF MY ASS DOG FUCKER CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK CUNT PECKERHEAD PENIS ON A STICK JOHN ELWAY LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WIENER PISS GARBAGE DAY! REBECCA BLACK SHIT [expletive deleted] LET'S SHIT TOSSER CHIGGER BOOBS BIG FOOT RAT'S ASS TITWANK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CAMEL JOCKEY BUGGER OFF NIPPLES YOU WANKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PENIS ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER POOPY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PENIS BITCH SHITE JAP PISS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUKKAKE DONKEY DICK DICKWAD FUCK BIBLE BASHER CONDOMS ANAL BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLIT MONKEY SHIT DUMBASS ORGASM PENISFUCK JACKASS TWISTY VAGINA RECTUM RAIDER CHIGGER ASS FUCKBAG LET'S SHIT SOD PISS INBRED WOP JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FENCE JUMPER STEVE BALLMER WEHATEMARIO WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRACKER WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN BULLSHIT ASS FASCIST FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK TITTIES LAKE TITICACA CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL DICK IN A BOX FUCKER POO POO BLOWJOB TWAT FUCK MONKEY SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT HADJI JOHN ELWAY GOAT DICK CHOAD HOT GRITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HELL DAMN CHINA SUCKS CHOAD ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITS & DICKS MARY WHITEHOUSE CHINK BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF KNOBJOCKEY DICK TITS & DICKS FUCKFACE JACKASS SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNT FUCK YOU SPANK THE MONKEY BORDER HOPPER BALLS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOOK AUTOFELLATIO FIST FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SHITCOCK FUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS FUCKFACE PEARL NECKLACE CLEMEN BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER RAPE BUTT PIRATE JACK OFF FUCKBAG GOD DAMN FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER JENKEM JUNGLE BUNNY POLAK COON FUCKSTAIN CHRISTHUMPER PISS ARTIST TOWELHEAD PISS ARTIST DAMMIT BOOBIES DOUCHETITS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN PEARL NECKLACE TITTYWANK GANGBANG JAP FUCKBAG ARSEBADGERS BASTARD HORSE PENIS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HELL JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CRAPFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT VAGINA WANKSPLAT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF SHITBALLS FLYING RAT'S ASS WIENER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITBALLS FUCK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DOUCHE MOLDY TITS COCK FUCK CANDY CHINK BULLSHIT PIECE OF SHIT ASSRAPING CUM DAMN POOPY COCKSMOKER DOT HEAD ABO PISS OFF GOD DAMN BASTARD COCK SPICY CUNT FUCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TAMPONS MOTHERFUCKER BIG FOOT BLOWJOB MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHIT KNOBJOCKEY POLESMOKER BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER GOAT DICK ASSCRACK MONKEY'S UNCLE DOODIE HEAD VAGINA WETBACK BULLSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK SHITTY WANK GOD DAMN BITCH MONKEY'S UNCLE HELL COCKSHITTER RAPE FUCKING A CUNTSWILLING WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKHEAD WANKSPLAT SHITE PISS ARTIST D'OH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BRITNEY JACKASS SHITFACE HELL AUTOFELLATIO BELLEND FIST FUCK ASSFACE YOUTUBE, BITCH FRIG DAMN MONKEY SHIT NEOPETS CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHEBAG COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHIGGER TURD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN DAMN BOLLOCKS FLYING FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITFUCKER LIMEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE JACKASS FUCKBAG FUCKSTAIN RAINBOWS ARSE CUM MILF ASSFACE FUCKTARD FAG FENCE JUMPER FUCKFACE CUNT DICKLICK TOSSER ARSEBADGERS FROG INBRED CUNT FUCKFACE SEX BUTTFUCKER DICK TITS GIVING HEAD SHIT DUMBASS QUEEF MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT FUCKER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITE ASS GOD DAMN CUNTBUCKET BITCH suck my mothers CUNT DOUCHE NAZI FUCKWIT DOG SHIT MOSES YOU WANKER FUCK OFF CAPTAIN CRUNCH VAGINA DOM DeLUISE SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? GOD DAMN COON FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FIST FUCK 666 SLOPE NIGGER WANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNNILINGUS CUNT ASSBANDIT HORSE SHIT JIGGABOO CRAP SHIT FUCKSTAIN PISS FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUGGER and with the YOU WANKER and his DICK IN A BOX of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about NIGGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A ALLIGATOR Polite Note to the DRUNK Author:

I am FLORIDA 17 years old and HURRICANE have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your MARLINS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it WHITE PEOPLE removed or changed as soon as RACISM possible.

Let me tell you BEER about FLORIDA MAN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of RACISM Tourettes sufferers JAGUARS ALLIGATORS DRUNK PEOPLE swear. You can BEER blame television for always focusing on the TRUMP 2020 bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of ALLIGATOR Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BEER "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MAGA jerk. Tourettes is no TAMPA BAY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ALLIGATOR school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become BEER depressed and commit suicide. There is no SWAMP cure, and the WHITE PEOPLE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SWAMP side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which DRUNK PEOPLE caused my entire ALLIGATOR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLORIDA drug. I am an active FLORIDA member of a BEER tourette syndrome association and JAGUARS I am making steps towards MARLINS eradicating the public BEER view of Tourettes as a I SAW SOMEONE GET EATEN BY AN ALLIGATOR ACROSS THE STREET "swearing" disorder, because it is BEER much much more.

I am sorry BEER for "hi-jacking" your entry on ALLIGATORS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLORIDA that really RACISM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TRUMP 2020 tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by WHITE PEOPLE editing this ALLIGATORS article. Remember, everything SWAMP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ALLIGATOR BEER WHITE PEOPLE TRUMP 2020 RACISM SWAMP not funny at all.

Thank you RACISM for your JAGUAR time.

Best RACISM regards,

Phil

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This article is FRAK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BASTARD subject. If you do not find it funny CUNT, it is probably because you are an INBRED DOM DeLUISE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. INCEST If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a AMERICA ONLINE joke loses its humour HELL when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so ASSRAMMER ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKWIT needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! [expletive deleted] CLUSTER FUCK DAMN NEOPETS CRAP ON A STICK!!!!!I <3 COCK
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ACOAGWINS - AHPPVS - Addiction - ADD - ADHD - APD - Alzheimer's - Anorexia - Asiananation - Autism - Awkwardness - Bipolar disorder - Bulimia - Circumcized disorder - CLD - CIMD - Cerebral Islamsy - Cornography Addiction - Corpsearianism - Depression - Dianamania - Drug addiction - Dyscalculia - Dyslexia - ED  - Environmentalism - Existence - Fishing - Football Hooliganism - Gangsterphrenia - Get Some Sick - GWBS - Gingervitis - Gnome syndrome - Hydrocephalus - Hypochondria - Ikea - Imaginary diseases - Jell-O Fever - Life - Lysdexia - March Madness - Masturbation - MWGS - MOPM - Narcissism - Necrophilia - Necrophiliphobia - Neurotypical syndrome - Nymphomania - Obsessive-compulsive deletion - Obsessive-compulsive rhyming disorder - OCD - PANIC! at the Disco - Patriotism - Pedophilia - Penis Envy - Personality disorder - Phells Disease - Pyromania - Quake Addiction - Redditus Autismus - Russophile - Schizophrenia - Socks Addiction - Solipsism - Stupidity Syndrome - Synesthesia - Thinking - Tourette's - Ugliness - Uncyclopedia Addiction - Vaginitis - Vanity - Vegetarianism - VGA - Yellow fever