Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'FLYING FUCK'YOU WANKER'WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?'BELLEND'CARPET MUNCHER'WOP Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKHEAD look at the SHITHEAD talk page of this RAT'S ASS article for notes or discussion before CHING CHONG CHINK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder INBRED characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK, sudden FRED PHELPS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST or COCKING FUCKBOROUGH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING A include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PENISBIRD SHITHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTTFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially SHITTY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HELL television programs to address ASSHAT Tourette's syndrome.

GOD DAMN Tourette's is SHITBALLS not to be HADJI confused with VENEREAL DISEASE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOCCASINS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSCRACK random BALL SACK disorientation, culturally-FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth AY-AY-AY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFACE language, FUCKHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SMEG souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities WIGGER of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING A garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN IT Polite Note to the FRAK Author:

The WANK Tourette's BENCH PRESS Research Institute was SAGGY TITS founded to SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKSTAIN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKING JUMP! article COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS ARTIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or AY-AY-AY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AMERICA ONLINE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKBAG Tourrette's sufferers BONER swear. You can BELGIUM blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CHICKEN FRIES TV, for always focusing on the DICK bad side of a terrible SCROTUM thing.
• The main FRED PHELPS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small COCK knee BOB SAGET NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BLISTERING BARNACLES cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at GENITALIA school for IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TITTYWANK sufferers to become SUGARTITS manically depressed and CUNT LAPPER commit DAMN suicide.

• There is no DAMN IT cure, and the ASSFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the DONKEY DICK tics often have adverse BLOWJOB side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna INBRED perodol" which caused my entire FUCKFACE body to go NIGGER numb and CRAPPY basically made it NIGGA! worse than NIPPLES it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a NECROPHILIA tourette syndrome CHRISTHUMPER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS the CRACKER public view of Tourettes as a "BUKKAKE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NIPPLES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CAMEL JOCKEY sorry for REDSKIN "hi-jacking" your HORSE SHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PENISBIRD this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a CHENEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DARTH VADER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD BLESS AMERICA, and making fun of a HOT GRITS horrible disorder is (not) BALL SACK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAT'S COCK time.

Best IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GRASS MUD HORSE degenerate capitalist culture in those POISON IN BABY FORMULA countries. When showing MELAMINE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your SLITTY EYES capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “DALAI LAMA” Wen

P.S. JAP Regards to Andrew CAMEL JOCKEY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The HONKY bastard who wrote this article. You can NAZI punch him if you SHITHEAD want to.

As a MUGABE HAS AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this CONDOMS country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIGH WAGES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLUSTERFUCK saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my CHINK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BITCH and I AM CORNHOLIO! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with EXTRA LONG PENIS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKING A BAND WITH 4 POMMIE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS HORSE! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK'S HOUSE

How CLUSTERFUCK to SHITE cure MOTHERFUCKER the NAZI Tourette's AY-AY-AY Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIPPLES for FUCKSTAIN Tourette's WALRUS SHIT Syndrome PISS OFF is TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! following BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! these TOTAL rules WANKSPLAT in CLIT order:

• 1: Avoid SHITTING DICK NIPPLES immature SHIT little NORTH KOREA kids,
• 2: Count to GOAT DICK within AUTOFELLATIO 10 MONTEZUMA'S REVENGEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HELL BUGGER nor TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE talk,
• 4: Tell RAT'S COCK yourself you JACKASS don't BALL SACK have DOUCHING this SHIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITHEAD WITH NASTY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HEIL HITLER! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK last straw TITTIES!

I fucking put PISSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at VAGINA the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DICKFACE offensive. MALARKY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ANUSCAKE people who try PEEPEE to battle JUSTIN BIEBER'BASTARD that tight-ass LOGJAMMER 17-year-SON OF A BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PRICK it now, but someone said BULLSHIT' COCK GANGBANG'PUSSY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DUNE COON is a laughing CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON matter. Plus there MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ANUSCAKE Uncyclopedia, there are SON OF A BITCH articles FUCKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So TITS that means CUNT stop getting mad at the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES first part too and MILF talking about the FUCKWIT letter that it's WHORE mocking (what CAMEL FUCKER letter? I don't even know what PISS OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian FIRECROTCH hi self SHITTY even made a really DOG FUCKER good point. "It's CUNNILINGUS nothing more JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST from a head nod to a POOPOO knee tick". SUCK MY DICK. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto DAMN IT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FOUR-EYES suffer that ASS FASCIST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CLUSTERFUCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITPISSER be, because if I were a FUCKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PICKANINNY hilarious. If you GANGBANG Want facts, go on FUCK YOU Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CRACKER be offended, don't read FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK the freaking BUKKAKE article anyway.

MAMA MIA PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SEMEN DAMMIT FUDGEPACKER FUCKER PISS HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TOWELHEAD QUEEF POMMIE OSTRICH MY ASS HITLER FUCK OFF ASSWIPE LOGJAMMER DIPSHIT PISS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ANAL GOOK COCKGOBLIN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BONER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SWIMMING POOL BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT MALL SANTA FUCK OFF BALLS BONG CUNTYMINTS YOU WANKER TAFFY NIPPLES FUDGEPACKER SLOPE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MICK BATMAN & ROBIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JIZZ FUCKING JUMP! PENIS RUSKIE MICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK SHITHEAD WIENER DAMN IT NIPPLES PRICK DUMBASS REDSKIN CLEMEN INVISIBLE! TOWELHEAD BASTARD DAMN PEEPEE LET'S SHIT SHITTY BITCH RAPE FUCK YOU DICKFACE SHITE ALF CUNTING ASSCRACK ASSCRACK DARTH VADER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKFACE BRITNEY BANGKOK KRAUT BLOWJOB FUCK FLYING FUCK SACRAMENTO QUEEF ASS FUCKWIT SHITE CRAPMUNCHER WANK BASTARD FUCKSTAIN SHIT CUNTSWILLING Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GO COUNT YOUR DICK and with the TWAT and his ASSRAPING of girraffes in which PIECE OF SHIT while reading about SHITSLIDE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FRAK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISSHOLE