Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE neurochemical FUCK disorder TITWANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIGNOG, sudden CLUSTERFUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT or YOUR MOM vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated INBRED way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WETBACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKLICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS objectionable words).
SHITCOCK Tourette's is suck my mothers not to be NI confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WANKSPLAT random MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! disorientation, culturally-MOTHERFUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK OFF language, MAMA MIA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MICK souvenir shoppes and massive SACRED quantities SHITFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES FUCKFACE garbage.
Darnit.
A TITS Polite Note to the PENIS Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM article KIKE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLUSTERFUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or EAT MY SHIT! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOB SAGET.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ARSE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of THONG TASTER Tourrette's sufferers FUDGEPACKER swear. You can JIZZ blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANK TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible DOODIE HEAD thing.
- The main BALL SACK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'RAT'S ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHINK knee NIGGER NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is ASS FASCIST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMMIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHUFF school for PENIS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NEGRO sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and CAMEL FUCKER commit FUCKTARD suicide.
- There is no PAGE BLANKING cure, and the SCROTUM drugs that are available to, "calm" the FRAK tics often have adverse WOMEN'S RIGHTS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNNILINGUS perodol" which caused my entire CHOAD body to go SONNY BILL WILLIAMS numb and CAMEL JOCKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than FRITZ it is without the STEVE BALLMER drug.
I am an active member of a FUCKSTAIN tourette syndrome FUCKHEAD association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COLGATE the ORGASM public view of Tourettes as a "HOSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is KNOBJOCKEY much much (hand spasms) more...
I am BUTT PIRATE sorry for HELL "hi-jacking" your KRAUT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BAT FUCK INSANE this that really MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE annoys me. I am working towards a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this QUEEF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a ANUSCAKE horrible disorder is (not) GOAT DICK funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GANGBANG time.
Best DICKLICK regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply
As DISSIDENTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are VOTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust AAAAAAAAA! in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society GOOGLE.
Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen
P.S. WOP Regards to Andrew SHITBALLS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply
As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CONDOMS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?
Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTT-HEAD saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my BUGGER OFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine NIGNOG Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA and CONDOMS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with MONKEY SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOLY DUMB FUCK BAND WITH 4 SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SAMUEL L. JACKSON HORSE! NIGNOG IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NIGNOG'S HOUSE
How PUNANI to SHIT cure CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT the FUCKING A Tourette's FUCK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FIRECROTCH for DOT HEAD Tourette's AUTOFELLATIO Syndrome CUNT is HELLFUCKER following HELL these BENSON SUCKS rules BASTARD in SUITCASE PENIS order:
- 1: Avoid SHIT immature BASTARD little NORTH KOREA kids,
- 2: Count to FEWMETS within HOMO 10 PRICKseconds,
- 3: Do not open your TITWANK CHOAD MASTURBATION nor ABO talk,
- 4: Tell JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE yourself you FAG don't WHORE have NIPPLES this DAMN IT disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK HELL WITH NASTY BALL SACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the NIGNOG last straw BALLS!
I fucking put DICKLICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPANK THE MONKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CAPITALISM the TOP OF DAMN IT THIS COCKSUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSBANDIT offensive. ALEX TREBEK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INCEST people who try AMERICA ONLINE to battle ASS'CUNT CRAPPER that tight-ass BORDER HOPPER 17-year-DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITHEAD it now, but someone said SEX' SHIT SHITE'RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKING A is a laughing THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE matter. Plus there suck my mothers was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are SCUMBAG articles SUCK MY DICK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So THONG TASTER that means JACKASS SHIT stop getting mad at the GOD DAMN first part too and DOG FUCKER talking about the PRICK letter that it's CLIT mocking (what SHITFACE letter? I don't even know what BUTT-HEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCK YOU hi self FRIG even made a really SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS good point. "It's BALL SACK nothing more SPUNK from a head nod to a DONKEY DICK knee tick". DARTH VADER. Which I'll add TOTAL onto MONKEY SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! suffer that ASS FASCIST much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BEAVER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITCUNTING be, because if I were a SHITFUCKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHAT hilarious. If you WIKIPEDIA Want facts, go on SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll EPIDIDYMIS be offended, don't read JIZZ the freaking JIZZ article anyway.
CHOAD MARY WHITEHOUSE BELLEND FLYING FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ASSRAPING CHIGGER YID MOCCASINS MONKEY BALLS
LOLCAT FIST FUCK PISS ARTIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER GENITALIA INCEST BANGKOK KAFFIR FELLATIO CUM D'OH DICKHEAD NEGRO RAT'S ASS LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN DICKHEAD NIGGER BOLLOCKS FUCKSTAIN POMMIE SHITBALLS ALF SCUMBAG COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS POLACK MARGARET THATCHER SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT FELCHING LICK PUSSY HELL NAZI TURD TRANNY CONAN O'BRIAN HENTAI FUCK FUCK GOD DAMN CUNT DOUCHE NAZI COCKSMOKER BOOBIES ANAL SHITTY INJUN PECKERHEAD FUCKTARD FUCK YOU DICKHEAD EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOATSE JOHN SMILEY FACE ORGASM SHITCUNTING DAMN CHOAD SHITE POLACK FUCK WANK RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS SNUFF PORN TAMPON IN MY ASS TWAT ASS WANK D'OH ASS PEARL NECKLACE SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHAT WIENER BUGGER BITCH ASSHAT GOD BLESS AMERICA HEIL HITLER! COLGATE JACKASS SHIT PRICK GRIS AUTOFELLATIO HOT GRITS CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHING ASSHOLE CUNT CUNTRAG RAT'S COCK POMMIE ASSFACE ASSHAT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BASTARD DYKE SOD HOMO WANK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMN SHITPISSER BUKKAKE SHITBALLS NEGRO HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GRAPE PENIS BUGGER BUGGER OFF SHITSLINGING TACO ASSCRACK BONER FELCHING COCKSMOKER ARSEBADGERS SOD OFF AUTOFELLATIO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GANGBANG ALEX TREBEK ASSCRACK DOG SHIT FLYING FUCK MONKEY SHIT LOGJAMMER CLUSTERFUCK CRAPFUCKER POLAK CLUSTERFUCK TIT DIRT VAGINA CUM O KURWA! BUKKAKE ASS PISS RAT'S ASS CONAN O'BRIAN [Insert silly non-swear here] REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKER SHITE TACO BITCH YOGHURT CANNON BIRD SHIT NICARAGUA OSTRICH MY ASS ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON RAPE MILF WOODPECKERSHIT BUNG-HOLE BITCH PUSSY I WILL KILL YOU! SHITHEAD pen0r DAGO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HO O KURWA! CHOAD SEMPRINI JACKASS WANK DEMOCRACY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE INJUN ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSHAT SHITFACE HONKY FLYING FUCK CONAN O'BRIAN DOODIE HEAD ASSFACE DONKEY DICK FUCK OFF DICKWAD DAMN BALL SACK FUCK SHIT MOCCASINS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WIGGER FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITCUNTING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA BITCH WIENER FUCK EUROIPODS AMERICA ONLINE GOOK SHITBALLS SHITSLIDE GANGBANG LIMEY DICKFACE JERK OFF JACKASS SHIT ASSFACE NEGRO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD JUSTIN BIEBER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITE NAZI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TITS & DICKS YOUR MOM MOCKIE FUCKER BASTARD ASS PEDOPHILIA OSCAR WILDE IS GAY SHITE SHIT TWAT BITCH POLESMOKER DAMN CROTCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MICK POLESMOKER DOG SHIT HELL CLUSTERFUCK CHICKEN SHIT ANAL JOHNNY KIKE I'LL RAPE YOU DOG SHIT REDNECK CLUSTERFUCK JIZZ MARGARET THATCHER JACKASS SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET I'LL RAPE YOU DICK PIG GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS URINE-GARGLING HENTAI SOD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK EPIDIDYMIS CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT SHITTY SHITSLINGING NI JACK ABRAMOFF SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE BASTARD PISS OFF SHIT DAMN FRIG BEAVER SACRED ROSIE O'DONNELL P'KANG WIKIPEDIA HOSER COCKSHITTER TITWANK DICKFACE PISS ART METAL PRODUCTS MOTHERFUCKER SHITE KIKE KIKE DOG FUCKER MICK JIZZ FUCKWIT DICKFACE PUNANI DUMBASS PUSSY AMERICA ONLINE CUNT SAMUEL L. JACKSON MALARKY ARSEBADGERS I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS DELICIOUS CAKE DONKEY DICK SHIT DOUCHE NAZI BLUE PENIS! PUNANI DICKHEAD BALL SACK CAMEL JOCKEY SOD BITCH ASS CUNT JIZZ YUKY DOODY SHITE PISS ARTIST ASSHAT RAPE ARSE TITTYWANK CONDOMS O KURWA! POOPY DAMN MALL SANTA DICKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT BANGKOK PENIS BALL SACK NIPPLES NIGGER CHIGGER SPIC SHITSLIDE FUCKING A REDNECK FASHION BUG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS BENCH PRESS ASSWIPE WILLY WONKA FUCKER DICK TITS FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKER DILDO WANK BITCH ANAL FUCKING MR WINKLER IS GAY PENIS SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN SHITE CLEVELAND STEAMER SCROTUM DONGSHOVER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU BENSON SUCKS BIGNOSE GOD DAMMIT HOSER BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHAKOPEE CUNTRAG MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS RUSKIE POLACK ASSBANDIT BUGGER TWISTY VAGINA SPIC DUMBASS SHITE ARSEBADGERS ASSCRACK SHITFACE WHITE PEOPLE CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DOUCHEBAG MASTURBATION TOSSER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ORGASM NECROPHILIA DAMN LAKE TITICACA DIPSHIT SHIT JERK OFF CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! GIVING HEAD DAGO BALLS KIKE CC PLZ DICK IN A BOX FELCHING FLYING RAT'S ASS PAKI CRAP INCEST RAT'S COCK FUCKING BALL SACK TITTIES NIPPLES WINDOWS VISTA LIMEY [Insert stupid word you just made up here] AUTOFELLATIO ASSCRACK JOHNNY DOUCHE FUCK DILDO CUNNILINGUS TITTIES [Insert swear here] COON SHIT TOSSER FUCK CONDOMS D'OH VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTRAG WANK CHAV SAMUEL L. JACKSON MOTHERFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS TUBA SHIT CUNT POOPY PIGFUCKER ASSFACE YID RAGHEAD FUCK OFF REDNECK SHITFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER GOBSHITE JIZZ SCUMBUCKET SCROTUM SHITBALLS HELL WANKSPLAT TAMPON IN MY ASS INBRED CLEMEN SUCK A BIG DICK PENIS ON A STICK GYPSY BALLS ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN NIGGER COCK VAGINA DICK SHIT PISS ARTIST SHITCUNTING BUDDHIST MONK SHITFACE DAMNATION BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK NUGGET FUCKWIT SCUMBAG ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT COON PICKANINNY ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH FRAK O CANADA BAD MOTHERFUCKER FAG COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT JIZZ DOM DeLUISE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BLOWJOB DIPSHIT ASSWIPE I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITTY POMMIE FAGGOT I'LL RAPE YOU WANKSPLAT CLEMEN EMO CHING CHONG CHINK SMEG SCROTUM TITMOUSE GOD DAMMIT PAKI BALLS NEOPETS FRIG ASSHOLE DOG FUCKER FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER JERK OFF FUCKHEAD MOCKIE FUCKFACE SHITTY COCKSUCKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKFACE BULLSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN IT DAMN CUNT CRAPPER DAGO BATHING SUIT AREA 666 RUSKIE PRICK HELL GRINGO PISS EMO YOU WANKER BLOWJOB FUCKFACE LOLCAT FUCK SMEG SHITTY FUCK ARSE FLYING FUCK BITCH MASTURBATION POLESMOKER SHITHEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BALL SACK WALRUS SHIT SHIT BUTTFUCKER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT REDNECK TOWELHEAD INCEST ASSRAPING CUNT ASSCRACK NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NEGRO FUCK YOU ORGASM FLYING RAT'S ASS FEMADOM TRANNY FUCKING JUMP! PENIS NIGGER SPUNK BITCH FUCK OFF JIGGABOO VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE RIGHTS PIG FUCK YOU EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEEPEE ASSHAT FENCE JUMPER NIGGER DAGO BASTARD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCK OFF WANK BELGIUM CUNTRAG LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING SHITFUCKER ASSFACE CROTCH FEATURED FUCKING SUCK COCKS IN HELL! LAKE TITICACA JACKASS SHIT TIT SPRINKLES FUCK FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT CLIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! BOOBS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SOD FUCK DIPSHIT NEOPETS POOPOO COON ANUSCAKE WIKIPEDIA NEOPETS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE COCKSHITTER GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKSTAIN I CAN AFFORD FOOD PECKERHEAD HELL DOUCHE NAZI DAMN IT MALARKY HONKY PENISFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BITCH QUEEF TURD I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS BASTARD ASSHAT WINDOWS VISTA GIVING HEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES CLUSTERFUCK VENEREAL DISEASE DICK IN A BOX RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS HYPERINFLATION NIPPLES TOSSER VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION INBRED FUCK [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] ANAL DIABETES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITE PISS OFF CUNT GOBSHITE BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH BOLLOCKS REDSKIN TURD FRIG SHIT GOD DAMN SEMEN HOMO DICKFACE TWISTY VAGINA FUCKHEAD SACRAMENTO POMMIE ASSHOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BULLSHIT TWAT TRANNY SHITCUNTING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FIST FUCK pen0r PRICK FUCKSTAIN MOCCASINS WANK TITMOUSE REBECCA BLACK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CUNT ORGASM BOLLOCKS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSCRACK EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS WANKSPLAT ASS LICKER KNOBJOCKEY CUM WIENER FUCK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE BIRD IN THE HOUSE POLAK AUTOFELLATIO UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER HENTAI BUGFUCK WINDOWS VISTA MONKEY'S UNCLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BLUMPKIN SEX BOOBIES CUNT ASSHOLE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CAPTAIN CRUNCH BOOBIES FUCKHEAD SHIT TWAT ASS WIGGER SHITFACE NECROPHILIA FUCKING A CUNT CAMEL FUCKER HUMAN RIGHTS DELICIOUS CAKE PISS UP MY ARSE JENKEM WALRUS SHIT RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DAMN FUCKHEAD BITCH EPIDIDYMIS HELL TONY LA RUSSA JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BORDER HOPPER FLYING FUCK ASSHOLE TWAT SHIT MOCCASINS PIGFUCKER FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST STRAWBERRY ASS CUNTRAG EPIDIDYMIS TITTIES CLEMEN DAMN ARSE BRUSH MA TEETH TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL DUMBASS WIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PIECE OF SHIT DICKWAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SOD FELLATIO SCUMBAG JOHNNY MALARKY SHIT HELL GENITALIA CANNED QUOTE JUMPING JESUS!!! AUTOFELLATIO AUTOFELLATIO NICARAGUA SHITE WIKIPEDIA ASS DAMN FIST FUCK DEMOCRACY MOCKIE PISS I AM CORNHOLIO! WHORE DOODIE HEAD COCKSUCKER PENIS DAMNATION WIKIPEDIA I'LL RAPE YOU MOTHERFUCKER PUSSYLICKER HONKY BEANER MASTURBATION DIPSHIT CONDOMS QUEEF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK CLUSTERFUCK BLUE PENIS! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKLICK CHINK ARSE BUGGER OFF HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! SHITFACE FUCKWIT NIGGER NIGGER PISSHOLE I CAN AFFORD FOOD PEDOPHILIA CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD DICKFACE POMMIE SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB PEDOPHILIA CHUFF REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER WANKER KRAUT RUSTY TROMBONE CUNTSWILLING SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT MILF FOUR-EYES suck my mothers ASS NEGRO KIKE BITCH JACK OFF BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITBALLS CUNNILINGUS TACO BITCH ASS LICKER SPIC BUTT-HOLE PISS HOMO SHITFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITE NIGGER BITCH JAP FUCKHEAD TIT DIRT FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST PISSHOLE HELL BOOBIES DAMN CUM SUITCASE PENIS NIGNOG CROTCH DAMN IT FLYING RAT'S ASS FIRECROTCH SEMEN GOD DAMN SHITFACE [expletive deleted] HO PISS SOD OFF NIGGER CANNED QUOTE SOD FUCK OFF AY-AY-AY ASS SHIT FELCHING SHITTY BLUE PENIS! WANK CC PLZ FUCKING BASEBALL JIZZ TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING A ASSHAT PISS SHIT FRIG WEHATEMARIO ASSHAT YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS DOUCHING POO POO BLOWJOB BUGGER OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA STEVE BALLMER BITCH FUCK NUGGET WANK SHITTY FUCKER DAMN IT TURD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUDGEPACKER MOZILLA FIREFOX INJUN SHITFUCKER SHITE GANGBANG MOZILLA FIREFOX CONDOMS JACK OFF CHOAD FUCKING A AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PENISFUCK FUCK A DUCK BLUE PENIS! BULLSHIT DUMBASS COCKGOBLIN SALISBURY NIPPLES HELL FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK BASTARD CC PLZ O KURWA! INCEST PEEPEE FREE ELECTIONS RAPE BALL SACK TUBA NIGNOG BOB SAGET I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FLYING FUCK HADJI WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER STEVE BALLMER GARBAGE DAY! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITTIES DAMN IT PRICK RUSTY TROMBONE HOLY DUMB FUCK JOY BONER COON ANAL DIABETES [Insert stupid word you just made up here] CLIT POTTYMOUTH CAMEL JOCKEY CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? KNOBJOCKEY PISSHOLE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU FUCKWIT FUCK BENCH PRESS SHIT FUCK BULLCRAP MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PICKANINNY FUCKHEAD FUCK PENISBIRD SOD SHITTY BALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICK CHICKEN DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S COCK ABO HELL GO COUNT YOUR DICK FIRECROTCH GOOK GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER ARSE SHITE SHIT TOWELHEAD WIENER NIPPLES HELLFUCKER NIGNOG DOT HEAD CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK NUGGET MOTHERFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITFUCKER DAMN IT SUCK MY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS CUNTBUCKET GOOK DICKFACE SHIT PUNANI PIECE OF SHIT HO SHIT FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST COMMUNIST DILDO COLGATE BONG JACKASS EPIDIDYMIS GOD DAMN DIPSHIT AY-AY-AY SCROTUM HOLY DUMB FUCK HIGH WAGES ASSBANDIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FELCHMONKEY DICKWAD WIENER SHITE CHOAD SUCK A BIG DICK OSTRICH MY ASS CHINK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS CUNTSWILLING ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PEACEFUL BALLS DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH PRINCE PHILIP LICK PUSSY
GOD DAMN SHIT NIPPLES YOU COCK FUCK NIGGER PAKI DOUCHEBAG CRAPFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE SOD FELCHMONKEY FRIG CLUSTERFUCK DAGO FUCKSTAIN BASTARD ORGASM PEEPEE PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING COCK NAZI FUCK WANKSPLAT BITCH CROTCH HOSER MASTURBATION POO POO BLOWJOB BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKSTAIN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BASTARD FUCK OFF Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive SHIT and with the CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR and his BONER of girraffes in which JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK while reading about CONAN O'BRIAN!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See POLACK also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- QUEEF
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is PENIS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its TWAT subject. If you do not find it funny GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK NUGGET ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FRIG If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a HIV NEGATIVE joke loses its humour IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so NIGNOG ignorant, then you wouldn't have POTTYMOUTH needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! MR WINKLER IS GAY TIMBER NIGGER BULLCRAP BATHING SUIT AREA SUCK MY DICK!!!!!I <3 COCK |
