Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITTY'SHITE'BULLSHIT'JACKASS'ANAL'DUMBASS'GANGBANG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DICKFACE neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKLICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid EXTRA LONG PENIS, sudden SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements INJUN or pen0r vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUSSYLICKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLAMING ASS BADGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKTARD DOG FUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SON OF A BITCH utterFUCKance of socially SOD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD television programs to address ALF Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTRAG Tourette's is ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA not to be ASS confused with PRICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOBSHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMMIT random SHITSLINGING disorientation, culturally-PISSHOLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ART METAL PRODUCTS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS language, WANKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK OFF WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SUITCASE PENIS souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities FUCKHEAD of ANAL DIABETES CLIT garbage.

Darnit.

A ANAL DIABETES Polite Note to the CC PLZ Author:

The STRAWBERRY ASS Tourette's UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! Research Institute was SOD founded to RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POMMIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DAMN article DAMN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MALARKY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COON changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance NICARAGUA.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUTOFELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MILF Tourrette's sufferers ORGASM swear. You can PRICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the KNOBJOCKEY bad side of a terrible HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS thing.
• The main FUCKSTAIN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are [EXPLETIVE] involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FAG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CAMEL FUCKER knee SHITFACE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DOUCHE NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHRISTHUMPER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUCK A BIG DICK school for CROTCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TWAT sufferers to become BITCH manically depressed and SPUNK commit BELLEND suicide.
• There is no JIZZ cure, and the FUCKING JUMP! drugs that are available to, "calm" the JIZZ tics often have adverse FUCKWIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JUNGLE BUNNY perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go WOODPECKERSHIT numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUGFUCK it is without the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS drug.

I am an active member of a BENSON SUCKS tourette syndrome NAZI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WILLY WONKA the DUMBASS public view of Tourettes as a "HORSE SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RUSKIE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ORGASM sorry for ARSE "hi-jacking" your POMMIE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIG this that really LHASA annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this COCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITS & DICKS, and making fun of a FUCKHEAD horrible disorder is (not) FUCKING FUCKFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITE time.

Best CONDOMS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JENKEM” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese POISON IN TOOTHPASTE reply

As CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an INDIA HAS NUKES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of INDIA HAS NUKES degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MELAMINE in countries STUDENT RIOTS leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society TIENANMEN SQUARE.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. SMEG Regards to Andrew PRICK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean SALISBURY reply

The CLIT bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING punch him if you BUTTFUCKER want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DON'T HAVE AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the REDNECK saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my TITMOUSE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine EXTRA LONG PENIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FROG and CAMEL FUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ANAL music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKFUCKFUCK BAND WITH 4 HELL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A lowercase HORSE! EXTRA LONG PENIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO EXTRA LONG PENIS'S HOUSE

How DOM DeLUISE to SOD cure WOODPECKERSHIT the DAMN Tourette's SHITE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment RAPE for RAPE Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome SACRAMENTO is SON OF A BITCH following SUGARTITS these FUCKTARD rules TITS & DICKS in SAND NIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid CHING CHONG CHINK immature CUNTYMINTS little PIG kids,
• 2: Count to WARNER MUSIC GROUP within TITS 10 TITSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU DAMN P'KANG nor PISS OFF talk,
• 4: Tell COCKSHITTER yourself you FASHION BUG don't FELCHING have SONNY BILL WILLIAMS this FELLATIO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKLICK WITH NASTY GENITALIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITBALLS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the EXTRA LONG PENIS last straw POTTYMOUTH!

I fucking put CUNNILINGUS' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKTARD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CRAPPY the TOP OF SEX THIS O CANADA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WIGGER offensive. BUGFUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try DAMN to battle ASS'SHITCOCK that tight-ass CUM 17-year-SHITBALLS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITHEAD it now, but someone said RAPE' SHIT JACKASS'CLEVELAND STEAMER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ARSE is a laughing WANK matter. Plus there AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUM Uncyclopedia, there are HELL articles TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So BLUMPKIN that means BUTTFUCKER stop getting mad at the FUCKING first part too and I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! talking about the FUCKFACE letter that it's FAGGOT mocking (what BLISTERING BARNACLES letter? I don't even know what IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian FELLATIO hi self WHORE even made a really POOPY good point. "It's ASSFACE nothing more DOUCHEBAG from a head nod to a STEVE BALLMER knee tick". NIGGER. Which I'll add YOU WANKER onto JESSE McCARTNEY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GRIS suffer that BALL SACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes PISS OFF MY ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKWIT be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNTBUCKET hilarious. If you DOG FUCKER Want facts, go on PUSSY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JUNGLE BUNNY be offended, don't read CHICKEN SHIT the freaking SHITSLINGING article anyway.

REBECCA BLACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PUNANI GIVING HEAD BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS CLEMEN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BALL SACK

TITTIES FUCKHEAD FUCK SHITTY FUCKER HONKY CLEMEN SOD OFF PISS BELLEND DAMN BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK CHOAD ORGASM FUCK NUGGET SHIT SACRAMENTO I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSLIDE WALRUS SHIT DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER CLUSTERFUCK ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE FUCK HOMO HELL FUCK COCKSMOKER [expletive deleted] SMEG BASTARD CHALICE WOP POOPOO JOHNNY FUCK YOU WIENER ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS BALL SACK VAGINA MONKEY SHIT BULLCRAP YOGHURT CANNON LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BALL SACK HELL GO HOME AND DIE YUKY DOODY BITCH SHITFUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BAT FUCK INSANE DICKFACE DICKHEAD ASSCRACK COON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO WANK FAG ASSWIPE BOB SAGET CUNNILINGUS ANAL DIABETES TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BULLCRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH POLAK FROG'S FAT ASS JUNGLE BUNNY SHITTY FUCK NECROPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF SHIT PEARL NECKLACE RAT'S ASS DAMNED TABERNACLE JERRY BUGFUCK YOU WANKER FUCKTARD GOAT DICK WANK ASSWIPE FUCK NUGGET ASS FASCIST GOBSHITE KNOBJOCKEY 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK OFF BUGGER TITS COCKGOBLIN BITCH SHITHEAD PUNANI ANUSCAKE SPUNK BUTT PIRATE JIGGABOO FUCK OFF FUCKING HORSE SHIT WANKSPLAT FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK DAMN EPIDIDYMIS THONG TASTER SCROTUM BONER CC PLZ FUCK FOUR-EYES RAGHEAD SCUMBAG GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST PORCH MONKEY WIENER CLEMEN DIPSHIT SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT SHITFACE PISSHOLE WANK FEATURED ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS GREASER WANK ASSFACE TRANNY ART METAL PRODUCTS BITCH SCROTUM COCKGOBLIN TITS BASTARD JOHNNY FLAMING ASS BADGER BOOBS NIPPLES CUNT EAT MY SHIT! FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN MILF JACK ABRAMOFF PISS OFF FAG TITWANK BITCH CARPET MUNCHER JAP SHITSLINGING ASS FUCK RICK MORANIS DICKHEAD HADJI FELLATIO HELL CUNNILINGUS FROG DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS GYPSY FOUR-EYES PENIS ON A BUN DOUCHETITS RAT'S COCK TITWANK GOATSE GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK PAKI SPUNK FUCKING JUMP! DICKFACE BLUE PENIS! PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER DONGSHOVER SPUNK SHITHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POMMIE SHITTY BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE DUMBASS RAT'S COCK RAPE DICK TITS JESSE McCARTNEY DAMN UNICORNS FUCK YOU GARBAGE DAY! BEAVER URINE-GARGLING BITCH FUCKING JUMP! CROTCH MARGARET THATCHER ASSHOLE PISSHOLE FRIG DONGSHOVER SCROTUM COCKSUCKER JIZZ HENTAI JESSE McCARTNEY HEIL HITLER! WIENER HELL ASSHAT FIST FUCK FUCKING FOUR-EYES FAGGOT KAFFIR MONKEY SHIT WANKER SHIT CROTCH CHIGGER ASSWIPE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKING ASS PENIS BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL BRITNEY GOD DAMMIT HORSE SHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DICK FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES BUGFUCK GYPSY ASSFACE WANK FUCKING INBRED SHITBALLS ASSCRACK SEMEN PEARL NECKLACE PUSSY WANKER BEANER WIGGER BUKKAKE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PISS TITS & DICKS WOMEN'S RIGHTS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE FUCK YOU BATHING SUIT AREA SHITSLIDE GOD DAMMIT SHITE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! [EXPLETIVE] THIS IS SPARTA! SHITFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT ASSWIPE WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? LIMEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LOLCAT PUSSY I WILL END YOU! FUCK DAMMIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS EUROIPODS BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAT'S ASS AAAAAAAAA! FUCK LOGJAMMER DYKE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SPANK THE MONKEY PUSSYLICKER PISS OFF DILDO ALF QUEEF CUNT SHIT GENITALIA HOMO POWERSHIT TWAT SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL YOU WANKER I WILL KILL YOU! JOHN ELWAY DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN suck my mothers FELLATIO FUCKHEAD DAMN DUNE COON BALLS FUCKING JUMP! HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSWIPE CUNT LAPPER BITCH TIMBER NIGGER CUNT JIZZ HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNNILINGUS SMEG CUNT SHITCOCK PAKI BUTT PIRATE GANGBANG GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHIT TUBA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK WANKSPLAT ALF JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN SHIT WANKSPLAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! JACKASS BASTARD RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO EXTRA LONG PENIS SLOPE MOTHERFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF AUTOFELLATIO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE ASSWIPE BALL SACK TITS TIT SPRINKLES NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MASTURBATION WANKER MOLDY TITS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOBSHITE DILDO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DAMN FROG DICKHEAD CHOAD SEMEN SCROTUM INJUN GRINGO CHENEY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER REDNECK NIGGER HOCKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE TWAT TITS & DICKS ARSE DIPSHIT SEX WHORE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF PAKI CAMEL JOCKEY GOD DAMN ASS BUGFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE TESTICLE CHOKE NECROPHILIA GENITALIA PISS GO COUNT YOUR DICK SAGGY TITS BOLLOCKS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INCEST POMMIE CUNT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! CRAPPY DIPSHIT FUCKTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JACKASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CAMEL JOCKEY DYKE BUTTFUCKER GOATSE SHITSLINGING FAG WETBACK TAFFY DONALD RUMSFELD SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER ASS ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COON RAGHEAD BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKING BASEBALL HORSE SHIT CRAPMUNCHER I RAPE WALRUSES! CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBAG MOTHERFUCKER TIT SPRINKLES FAG CUNT HELL FELLATIO BORDER HOPPER DONKEY DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BIGNOSE BORDER HOPPER FUCKTARD JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER PUSSY FELCHMONKEY BASTARD DILDO SPUNK SLOPE JACKASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD CRACKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HORSE SHIT BUGGER OFF RUSKIE TAFFY HOMO GOOK HELL TOWELHEAD WANK FELLATIO ASSFACE SHITHEAD HELL TITS CHING CHONG CHINK JAP ASSCRACK JELLY BEANS DAMN DIPSHIT O CANADA HOT GRITS DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE PUSSYLICKER FAG DIPSHIT YOU PISS HORSE SHIT FUCKWIT TESTICLE CHOKE TITTIES SCUMBAG RANDY TRAVIS FASHION BUG BLOWJOB BELLEND MORGAN TSVANGIRAI WANK CUNT SHITFUCKER SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER BITCH SHITFACE DONKEY DICK BOB SAGET POLAK BIGNOSE NIPPLES SHITHEAD TUBA DIPSHIT CUNTRAG DOT HEAD GRUE RAPE BIGNOSE FUCKING A DAMN 666 SHIT FUCKER WALRUS SHIT DAMN ASS SHITE KIKE BOOBS BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST YOU SUCK BALLS CLUSTERFUCK PENISFUCK BOB SAGET FUCKFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER POMMIE CUNTSWILLING WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK JERK OFF FUCKTARD VAGINA FUCKING BASEBALL TITMOUSE DAMN GOD DAMN SHITHEAD PEARL NECKLACE FUCKHEAD JACKASS BALL SACK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FAG MOZILLA FIREFOX AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOOK SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FOUR-EYES URINE-GARGLING COON GO HOME AND DIE SON OF A BITCH TOWELHEAD FUCKWIT GOBSHITE SOD DICK CHICKEN FELCHING ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE DICKFACE GOOK TOSSER POLESMOKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD TITTIES WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCK FUCKING WIKIPEDIA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CLUSTERFUCK LENS CRAFTERS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHITHEAD SHITE CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNT DOUCHEBAG CRAP ON A STICK DARTH VADER FIRECROTCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS SEX ARSE COCK DAMN SUCK A BIG DICK ASS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU BASTARD MALARKY MACACA RAT'S ASS SPIC BUTTFUCKER DOG SHIT HOSER BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS BUKKAKE REDNECK BUTT PIRATE WANK POMMIE PENIS ON A BUN BASTARD BOOBS FALSE BENSON ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SCUMBAG SCUMBUCKET SHIT ANUSCAKE BITCH URINE-GARGLING ASSFACE GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SUCK MY COCK SHITBALLS DAMN PRICK HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK MOTHERFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS ABO ASSFACE SHITE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BONG ASSWIPE TIMBER NIGGER PENISFUCK CUNTRAG DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHITFACE FUCK OFF DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN HELL EARS OF CHRIST CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASSFACE O CANADA CRAP ON A STICK MALARKY FRIG BASTARD CRACKER ASSHAT TIMBER NIGGER BUKKAKE CUNTSWILLING MOTHERFUCKER FELCHMONKEY NECROPHILIA DAMN QUEEF DYKE COCKSMOKER BASTARD DAMN BITCH TWO-INCH PENIS BULLSHIT FUCK NI HELLFIRE HELL I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT PEDOPHILIA BEAVER SHIT ASSWIPE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT LET'S SHIT PORCH MONKEY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JOHNNY GOD DAMMIT ASS JACKASS SHIT ARSE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR INBRED BOON FUCKSTAIN JACKASS LENS CRAFTERS CUM COCKSHITTER DAMN NEGRO CARPET MUNCHER [expletive deleted] BITCH WANK CHRISTHUMPER FUCKHEAD JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK DICKWAD SAND NIGGER RICK MORANIS GOD DAMN CRAPPY SAGGY TITS BUTT PIRATE DOUCHEBAG DOG SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SACRED WALRUS SHIT PEDOPHILIA SHIT BASTARD HELLFUCKER DAMN GOD DAMMIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS CRACKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FIRECROTCH WALRUS SHIT CAUCASIANS HUEY P. NEWTON FUCK NIGGER BEAVER NICARAGUA JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITCUNTING BASTARD SCROTUM FUCKFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS STEVE BALLMER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHAT BUGFUCK DAMNATION ARSE I AM CORNHOLIO! TWO-INCH PENIS ROSIE O'DONNELL TIMBER NIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RAPE DOG FUCKER SHITPISSER SHIT DICK HELL SCROTUM CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT INCEST BUGGER OFF GYPSY HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN AY-AY-AY TWAT JAP PIECE OF SHIT FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE PORCH MONKEY WIENER COCKGOBLIN SHIT GANGBANG JAP SLOPE TURD FRIG FUCKING FUCKFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HELL BULLCRAP DYKE COCKSUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUTT PIRATE SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK CUNTRAG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOOBS ASS DIPSHIT SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WANK BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT FLAMING ASS BADGER SEMPRINI DICKHEAD BEAVER TURD BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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BIRD SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI I'LL RAPE YOU DOG SHIT WINDOWS VISTA BONG GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY VENEREAL DISEASE CRAP ON A STICK BUTT PIRATE DAGO ASSFACE CHAV BASTARD KRAUT CUNT ASSCRACK PUSSY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DONKEY PUNCHER SHITBALLS BRUSH MA TEETH AY-AY-AY PORCH MONKEY HENTAI BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ORGASM CHAV FUCK INCEST PISS ARTIST TWAT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SPIC ASS ASS WIENER BITCH TIT DIRT WOP ANUSCAKE COCKSUCKER CRAP ON A STICK SOD CLEMEN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED LIMEY FUCKING DOUCHETITS FLYING FUCK BASTARD TWAT SHITSLINGING FUCK ORGASM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MILF ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS HONKY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BIGNOSE GANGBANG FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SHITHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE YOU WANKER WANKER FUCKING A HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITTY TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER pen0r GREASER PISS OFF CRAP ON A STICK CUNT PISS ARTIST DAMNATION BULLSHIT NAZI PISS NEGRO MOCCASINS ORGASM PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSE DICK CHRIS CHAN FUCKING A WANKSPLAT WANK TACO SPICY CUNT FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DAGO DAGO BUTTFUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BASTARD and with the GENITALIA and his DUMBASS of girraffes in which SMEG while reading about SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RICK MORANIS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!