Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TWAT'GENITALIA'SEMEN'PECKERHEAD'TOWELHEAD'PICKANINNY'PORCH MONKEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PEDOPHILIA neurochemical FUCK disorder MALARKY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BASTARD, sudden SIGMUND FREUD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FLUFFY CLOUD or POMMIE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JERK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HELL way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUKKAKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOT HEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHICKEN SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CHIGGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITSLINGING utterFUCKance of socially WALRUS SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHIT television programs to address FUCKING Tourette's syndrome.

SEX Tourette's is YOU WANKER not to be SAGGY TITS confused with NIPPLES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSWIPE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! random ASSHOLE disorientation, culturally-YOU WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SNUFF PORN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITFUCKER language, FUCKFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BELLEND DICKWAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TITMOUSE souvenir shoppes and massive VAGINA quantities CLUSTERFUCK of ANAL DIABETES NIGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A RAT'S ASS Polite Note to the HOLY DUMB FUCK Author:

The BENCH PRESS Tourette's KAFFIR Research Institute was BIGNOSE founded to DAMNATION.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SON OF A BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK article TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FAG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOOBIES.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YID Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MARY WHITEHOUSE Tourrette's sufferers GRIS swear. You can SOD OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PRICK TV, for always focusing on the MY COMMUNION WAFER OF bad side of a terrible WANKER thing.
• The main POLAK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NIGNOG involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ARSE knee CAMEL JOCKEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is RUSTY TROMBONE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CC PLZ cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SCUMBAG school for FELCHING something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSRAMMER sufferers to become FREEDOM OF SPEECH manically depressed and NAZI commit HORSE PENIS suicide.
• There is no ANAL cure, and the WIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the MASTURBATION tics often have adverse PIG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ARSE perodol" which caused my entire WHITE POWER body to go CHOAD KISSER numb and NECROPHILIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNTBUCKET it is without the POLACK drug.

I am an active member of a CHING CHONG CHINK tourette syndrome CANDY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFUCKER the DONKEY PUNCHER public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTIES much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JERK OFF sorry for FUCK YOU "hi-jacking" your BULLSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FRITZ this that really CHICKEN SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be LENS CRAFTERS, and making fun of a DONGSHOVER horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MOTHERFUCKER time.

Best TWAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DONGSHOVER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of NORTH KOREA degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “I LIKE BUSH” Wen

P.S. CUNTSWILLING Regards to Andrew I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The HORSE SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can GOD DAMN punch him if you ORGASM want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my FLYING FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BASTARD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE and RAGHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCKHEAD BAND WITH 4 REDSKIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSHOLE HORSE! BASTARD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BASTARD'S HOUSE

How CHINK to DIPSHIT cure DICKHEAD the FIST FUCK Tourette's DAMN IT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH for FELLATIO Tourette's BITCH Syndrome PISS is JIZZ following BLISTERING BARNACLES these ASS rules FUCK OFF in TWAT order:

• 1: Avoid VAGINA immature NAZI little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to TAFFY within BITCH 10 GOD DAMNseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TURD DAMN nor PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM talk,
• 4: Tell DAMN IT yourself you FOUR-EYES don't JENKEM have DAMN this WANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING A WITH NASTY DUNE COON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BASTARD last straw RAT'S ASS!

I fucking put COCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE pen0r PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! the TOP OF GOAT DICK THIS DICKWAD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be STRAWBERRY ASS offensive. SHITSLINGING. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to THONG TASTER people who try PRICK to battle CHUFF'WOMEN'S RIGHTS that tight-ass MY ANUS IS BLEEDING 17-year-P'KANG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DONGSHOVER it now, but someone said GOBSHITE' JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA'BOLLOCKS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MALARKY is a laughing WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! matter. Plus there WIKIPEDIA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are COCKSTUFFER articles MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITTY stuff. So REDSKIN that means NORTH KOREA stop getting mad at the WANKER first part too and DAMN talking about the BONER letter that it's WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? mocking (what GOD DAMN letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOCKIE hi self DICKLICK even made a really WIENER good point. "It's RUSTY TROMBONE nothing more MALARKY from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". DUMBASS. Which I'll add PISS ARTIST onto ABO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CROTCH suffer that BALL SACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INBRED it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to LET'S SHIT be, because if I were a INCEST Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACK OFF hilarious. If you ASSFACE Want facts, go on ASSWIPE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK be offended, don't read LET'S SHIT the freaking BITCH article anyway.

FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITHEAD FUCK ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BONER GRINGO CUNTSWILLING ASSCRACK

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ASS FLYING FUCK FUCKHEAD D'OH PISS OFF ASS URINE-GARGLING FROG'S FAT ASS BONG PEEPEE BUNG-HOLE PUSSYLICKER SOD OFF CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GANGBANG ASSFACE BIRD SHIT DOUCHE LOGJAMMER FUCKER CUNTSWILLING CROTCH DOUCHE SHITE CUM CONDOMS NEGRO RAPE CUNT FUCKER ASSWIPE CHOLERA IS FUN! CUNTRAG SUCK MY DICK ORGASM TITMOUSE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CAMEL JOCKEY DAMMIT COCK HITLER FUCK WIENER BUTTFUCKER BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE BEAVER INBRED SEX HELLFUCKER ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK MOLDY TITS PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKING SCROTUM TAFFY GREASER GO COUNT YOUR DICK NIPPLES FUCK YOU CLIT DICKFACE FUCKFACE TAFFY ARSE SPIC DICKLICK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SAMUEL L. JACKSON GOD DAMN SHITHEAD DOUCHING REDSKIN RAT'S ASS NIGGER LAKE TITICACA SAND NIGGER DAMN PENISPENISPENIS!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink POMMIE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PORCH MONKEY FRIG URINE-GARGLING 666 WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S COCK BITCH POLACK PEDOPHILIA CUNT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITFACE DAMN COCKSUCKER TITS FUCKSTAIN ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHAV PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOT HEAD FRAK MASTURBATION TITS FRIG ORGASM WANK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHICKEN SHIT DICKFACE TWAT SHITPISSER D'OH HADJI DAMN WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FAGGOT MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCKSTAIN SHITE GOD DAMMIT BALLS WANK CANNED QUOTE MONKEY SHIT ASS CHOAD FUCK BITCH SON OF A BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JACK OFF BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN VANDALISM IS COOL HOSER FASHION BUG suck my mothers ORGASM PEDOPHILIA JAP SHITPISSER BUNG-HOLE FROG PECKERHEAD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK SHITCUNTING DOUCHING BEAVER RANDY TRAVIS SACRAMENTO RAPE SHITFACE DICKHEAD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HELL CUNT suck my mothers PAKI Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK OFF and with the MOTHERFUCKER and his BUTT PIRATE of girraffes in which FUCKSTAIN while reading about SEX!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHOLE