Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RAT'S COCK'FLYING FUCK'BEANER'JACKASS SHIT'HELL'CUNT LAPPER'BLUE PENIS! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or EMO neurochemical FUCK disorder INBRED characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS, sudden JACKASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HELLFIRE or WIENER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly POTTYMOUTH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TURD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BOLLOCKS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSWIPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MASTURBATION words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARCH OF FLAMES utterFUCKance of socially ASSHOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LET'S SHIT television programs to address PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE Tourette's syndrome.

RAPE Tourette's is FUCK not to be BOON confused with FUCKSTAIN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves POMMIE random JUNGLE BUNNY disorientation, culturally-WIKIPEDIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSHOLE language, SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POOPY souvenir shoppes and massive CHINK quantities ASSWIPE of ANAL DIABETES CUNT garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK OFF Polite Note to the HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS Author:

The BELLEND Tourette's JACKASS SHIT Research Institute was PUSSYLICKER founded to POO POO BLOWJOB.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WOP Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FLYING FUCK article ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HELLFIRE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIRD IN THE HOUSE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HOT GRITS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT Tourrette's sufferers BUGGER OFF swear. You can CUNTRAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUKKAKE TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible FELCHING thing.
• The main CLUSTERFUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FEWMETS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHENEY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PISS ARTIST knee FUCKHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASSCRACK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASSCRACK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INBRED school for FELCHMONKEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CAPTAIN CRUNCH sufferers to become BIRD SHIT manically depressed and BALLS commit BOLLOCKS suicide.
• There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the PENIS ON A STICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the YID tics often have adverse SPANK THE MONKEY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FELLATIO perodol" which caused my entire POLACK body to go SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH numb and SLOPE basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the YOU WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a BULLSHIT tourette syndrome GOD DAMMIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITFUCKER the DAGO public view of Tourettes as a "PEARL NECKLACE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is NI much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DYKE sorry for WANKER "hi-jacking" your FENCE JUMPER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CLEMEN this that really O CANADA annoys me. I am working towards a NEOPETS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FEMADOM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOB SAGET, and making fun of a SHITFACE horrible disorder is (not) MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MACACA time.

Best MILF regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “AMERICA ONLINE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill RIGHTS Westerners show is not an LHASA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries PANCHEN LAMA leadership, those problems does not MELAMINE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PROTESTS byproduct of your PROXY SITES capitalist society GRASS MUD HORSE.

Li Chiang “KOREA LOVER” Wen

P.S. COCK Regards to Andrew DICKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can pen0r punch him if you FELCHING want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE HAS AIDS offensive stuff. I ask that you CECIL JOHN RHODES remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHALICE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my SHITFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITTY and ASSWIPE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TENTACLE RAPE BAND WITH 4 GRIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A RAT'S ASS HORSE! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS'S HOUSE

How ASSFACE to CUNT cure FLAMING ASS BADGER the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's TWO-INCH PENIS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ROSIE O'DONNELL for SOD Tourette's WANK Syndrome BULLSHIT is TUBA following DICK these SHITFACE rules ASSWIPE in FUCKING A order:

• 1: Avoid DAGO immature DICKHEAD little BANGKOK kids,
• 2: Count to CARPET MUNCHER within SHITSLINGING 10 MILFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your KNOBJOCKEY SAND NIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER nor NIPPLES talk,
• 4: Tell BALLS yourself you GYPSY don't FUCKER have WALRUS SHIT this MONKEY BALLS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COLGATE WITH NASTY WANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUCHE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS last straw PAKI!

I fucking put GO COUNT YOUR DICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE TWAT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NIGGER the TOP OF HONKY THIS DICKFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MALL SANTA offensive. WANK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try SHIT to battle CLUSTERFUCK'FUCKTARD that tight-ass JENKEM 17-year-MASTURBATION—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find MAMA MIA it now, but someone said COCKSMOKER' CHAV FROG'S FAT ASS'STEVE BALLMER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING VAGINA is a laughing 666 matter. Plus there LET'S SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are FROG'S FAT ASS articles LGBT RIGHTS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COON stuff. So BANGKOK that means HELL stop getting mad at the BANGKOK first part too and FUCKTARD talking about the INCEST letter that it's PISS mocking (what CRAPPY letter? I don't even know what TIT DIRT the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING hi self SHITPISSER even made a really JIGGABOO good point. "It's SCUMBAG nothing more YOU WANKER from a head nod to a PRICK knee tick". CHOAD. Which I'll add FUCKING onto RAGHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DUNE COON suffer that BASTARD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to JIZZ be, because if I were a NECROPHILIA Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOCKIE hilarious. If you COLGATE Want facts, go on FOUR-EYES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PISS be offended, don't read SHITFACE the freaking BONER article anyway.

TITS BUTTFUCKER GIVING HEAD FIST FUCK DANDELIONS FUCK TITTIES SPANK THE MONKEY GO HOME AND DIE

ASSHAT TOSSER CARPET MUNCHER CUNT BUGGER OFF CHIGGER DONKEY DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! RAPE DILDO SPANK THE MONKEY PENIS PIGFUCKER CUNTRAG FUCK PISS ARTIST SHITTY FEMADOM CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK CHOAD ASSFACE HELL THONG TASTER STUDENT MOVEMENT PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS LIMEY YUKY DOODY PIGFUCKER FUCKWIT ASSWIPE SPUNK SAND NIGGER FUCKWIT INBRED GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HORSE SHIT SHIT AY-AY-AY LET'S SHIT MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND DAGO SHITHEAD MASTURBATION DICKHEAD NORTH KOREA MOCCASINS I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITE FUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD KNOBJOCKEY DUMBASS BUGGER OFF CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT WINDOWS VISTA COMMUNIST DILDO ASSFACE YOU WANKER FUCKFACE CUNT GANGBANG SHITFUCKER SEX Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! COMMUNION WAFER NEGRO BAT FUCK INSANE PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE PUNANI SHITCOCK MONKEY SHIT NIPPLES DOG FUCKER EPIDIDYMIS DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER DICK IN A BOX COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSFACE DUNE COON FAG WETBACK TACO CUNT DICKFACE CHRIS CHAN COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOTHERFUCKER ASS CUNT DICKHEAD JACK OFF BASTARD BITCH ASSRAMMER BORDER HOPPER INBRED COCKSUCKER [expletive deleted] PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKTARD COCKSMOKER WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKFACE SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK BASTARD DALAI LAMA HELL VAGINA ABO CRAPMUNCHER BALLS FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES SHITHEAD DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITHEAD WANKER SHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK VAGINA FUCK A DUCK RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER NEGRO CUNNILINGUS EDITABLE DYK CUNTBUCKET SHITCOCK GOAT DICK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING BASEBALL WALRUS SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BLUMPKIN CAMEL FUCKER SHITE DICKFACE BASTARD PICKANINNY FUCK OFF ASSWIPE RAPE JAP CUNT LAPPER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES TWAT BASTARD FUCKBAG FUCKFACE SHITE CAMEL JOCKEY FAGGOT SHITFACE ASS SEMEN FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH CRAP ON A STICK RUSKIE I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMMIT MALARKY I WILL END YOU! GYPSY TITTIES GO COUNT YOUR DICK ALF TURD PISS OFF BULLSHIT ASS LICKER BUKKAKE HONKY BALL SACK TACO DONKEY DICK SEX DICK CHICKEN TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK POOPOO BEAVER MILF FUCKFUCKFUCK RAT'S ASS DICK SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT HELL PRICK TITTIES MILF MONKEY BALLS BRITNEY BASTARD SEX JIGGABOO DUMBASS NAZI FUCKING A RAT'S ASS WOODPECKERSHIT BOON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOG SHIT FUCKWIT PENISBIRD ASS BASTARD NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITSKIN DAGO HONKY RAGHEAD FELLATIO DICK CHICKEN FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH WANK RAT'S COCK GARBAGE DAY! MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER DICKWAD MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER WALRUS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER TOSSER DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK DOG SHIT BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT BATHING SUIT AREA EPIDIDYMIS ASS FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SHITPISSER DIPSHIT ASSWIPE DICKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSHAT I WILL KILL YOU! PUSSYLICKER DAMN DOUCHEBAG NECROPHILIA CUNT PEEPEE PISS BASTARD SOD OFF BOLLOCKS BASTARD CLEMEN FUCK YOU SHITE PISSHOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MILF TOSSER CRAP STEVE BALLMER PISS ARTIST GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCK YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK FUCKER HYPERINFLATION SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN BASKETBALL ASS TIMBER NIGGER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FAGGOT BALL SACK ALEX TREBEK FRIG DUMBASS ASS BITCH DIRTY SANCHEZ 30 CASES OF PICKLES WANK SHITSKIN SHITPISSER BUGFUCK DUMBASS BEAVER FUCK NUGGET PISS ARTIST HELL RAT'S COCK RAT'S COCK PISS OFF I AM CORNHOLIO! PENIS BIGNOSE WIENER FUCKING MOSES FUCK DICKFACE ASSHAT DICKHEAD GIVING HEAD DILDO SPUNK HELLFIRE SEX FUCKER BEANER QUEEF ASSHOLE PRICK PISS UP MY ARSE HELL DUMBASS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA HORSE PENIS FELCHING CLUSTERFUCK NORTH KOREA SHIT TOWELHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKSTUFFER QUEEF PENIS HITLER GENITALIA SHIT PISSHOLE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FROG'S FAT ASS CLIT GIVING HEAD HORSE SHIT TONY LA RUSSA PENIS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FU SPANG OSTRICH MY ASS MASTURBATION BIRD SHIT COCKGOBLIN ASSHOLE DIPSHIT FUDGEPACKER DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER FUCKHEAD ARSEBADGERS CUNT PUNANI HADJI SHITTY CARPET MUNCHER ARSE SEMEN COMMUNION WAFER TOTAL WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HOMO POMMIE TAMPONS DAMN [Insert swear here] SHITTY HONKY HELL PENIS CHOAD ASSCRACK SOD FUCK YOU THIS IS A RARE SWEAR GOD DAMN TAFFY NAZI POLESMOKER TOWELHEAD BUGFUCK ALEX TREBEK SHITTY JACKASS SHITCOCK FELCHING FUCK BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! SHITFUCKER PRICK RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF BUTTFUCKER BASTARD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIGNOG BASTARD CHOAD KISSER HELL TANK MAN CUNT SHITSLINGING KAFFIR CHOAD KISSER DICK TITS DONGSHOVER CHIGGER SHITSLINGING COMMUNIST DILDO COCKGOBLIN CLIT SHITE FUCK A DUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING DIPSHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITPISSER HADJI HELL BITCH FUCKER DICK CHICKEN COCKSUCKER ALF FLAMEVIPER BULLSHIT WIENER CUNT GOD DAMMIT FELCHMONKEY DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU HELLFUCKER DOUCHING SPANK THE MONKEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! FU SPANG DOM DeLUISE JAP MOTHERFUCKER 666 SHITFUCKER COCK DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS PIKACHU VAGINA BUGFUCK HO DILDO ANAL TACO MONKEY'S UNCLE DICKFACE PAKI CLEVELAND STEAMER DOG FUCKER AY-AY-AY ASS POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK A DUCK FRENCH TICKLER CHENEY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICK SHITSLINGING WHORE CUNT CRAPPER POLAK BUKKAKE YID DOODIE HEAD FELCHING FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER DUMBASS TITTIES FLYING FUCK PUSSYLICKER NIGGER TITS I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! ASSCRACK SHITTY CRAPPY TURD FLYING FUCK SHITSLINGING INCEST ABORTIONS FOR ALL ASSWIPE HENTAI FUCKING DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MONKEY BALLS CUNT DICKHEAD BONER CLEVELAND STEAMER ARSE POOPY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DAMN IT JIGGABOO BLUMPKIN FUCKHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HELL I'LL RAPE YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA NAZI SAND NIGGER CHING CHONG CHINK RUSTY TROMBONE WHORE DOM DeLUISE COON HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE CARPET MUNCHER CLUSTERFUCK SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT CRAPPER AUTOFELLATIO TITTYWANK TWAT JERK OFF DOG SHIT FUCKFACE SHITBALLS DOUCHE DAMN WANKER BONER VENEREAL DISEASE HELL PISS ARTIST SEMEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKTARD CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOYCOTT VIACOM! HOMO KIDDY FIDDLER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT CRAPPER STEVE BALLMER SON OF A BITCH SEMEN ASS SHITFACE DAMN FLYING FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS SON OF A BITCH GOOK BITCH GOBSHITE CLIT CUNTRAG SHIT FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS CUM SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACKASS SIGMUND FREUD ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK COON FOUR-EYES MONKEY BALLS BLOWJOB WANK CUNT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the GOD DAMN and his CROTCH of girraffes in which SHITCOCK while reading about BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FIRECROTCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• YOUR MOM