Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PORCUPINE'S BALLS'LIKE FATHER LIKE SON'BUTT-HOLE'BITCH'COCK'TWISTY VAGINA'ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RICK MORANIS, sudden FUCKHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements 666 or AMERICA ONLINE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NECROPHILIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BITCH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DOUCHETITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JIGGABOO [Insert swear here] words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SWIMMING POOL utterFUCKance of socially GYPSY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMMIT television programs to address PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

NORTH KOREA Tourette's is DAMN not to be CLEMEN confused with CONDOMS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICKLICK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK OFF random HOMO disorientation, culturally-FUCK YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOCKIE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CUM language, SHITFACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TOWELHEAD CUNTBUCKET of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASSWIPE souvenir shoppes and massive SNUFF PORN quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES WANK garbage.

Darnit.

A BOON Polite Note to the GOD DAMN Author:

The CHICKEN FRIES Tourette's PISS OFF MY ASS Research Institute was FROG'S FAT ASS founded to DOUGHNUT PUNCHER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your INJUN article FUCKHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CROTCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HORSE SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ARSEBADGERS Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CARPET MUNCHER TV, for always focusing on the CAMEL FUCKER bad side of a terrible BAT FUCK INSANE thing.
• The main DICK TITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SPIC involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGFUCK knee SMEG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at JOHNNY school for TITS & DICKS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NAZI sufferers to become TITS manically depressed and CLIT commit NIGGER suicide.
• There is no BOOBIES cure, and the FUCKFACE drugs that are available to, "calm" the BONER tics often have adverse YOU WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BENCH PRESS perodol" which caused my entire FUCK YOU body to go COON numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than VAGINA it is without the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a GOD DAMN tourette syndrome GYPSY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK the HATE HATE HAT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SON OF A BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICKLICK sorry for TURD "hi-jacking" your TWAT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK TITS this that really GREASER annoys me. I am working towards a ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this LIMEY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK A DUCK, and making fun of a INBRED horrible disorder is (not) OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best WANKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUGGER OFF” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an BELGIUM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing CHINA SUCKS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “PANCHEN LAMA” Wen

P.S. ASSCRACK Regards to Andrew COCKSUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The NAZI bastard who wrote this article. You can MOTHERFUCKER punch him if you FUCK want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOATSE saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my CLUSTERFUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RICK MORANIS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DICK CHICKEN and PUSSYLICKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TOWELHEAD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BAND WITH 4 HITLER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BULLSHIT HORSE! RICK MORANIS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RICK MORANIS'S HOUSE

How CAMEL JOCKEY to DICK cure JOHNNY the FELLATIO Tourette's COMMUNIST DILDO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ASSFACE for DAMN Tourette's CHOAD KISSER Syndrome FLYING RAT'S ASS is BLUE PENIS! following HOSER these ORGASM rules SCROTUM in GOD DAMN order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature GOD DAMMIT little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to FUCK OFF within HAIL SATAN! 10 DIRTY SANCHEZseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS CHICKEN FRIES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM nor CUNT LAPPER talk,
• 4: Tell FRIG yourself you FRIG don't PISS OFF have CRAP this SHITE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I CAN AFFORD FOOD WITH NASTY WHORE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPPY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RICK MORANIS last straw SHITHEAD!

I fucking put SHITTY' my comment at the TOP OF THE SPUNK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE the TOP OF {{USERNAME}} THIS SLOPE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELLFUCKER offensive. PRICK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INCEST people who try BUGFUCK to battle GYPSY'HORSE SHIT that tight-ass PISS ARTIST 17-year-CARPET MUNCHER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PENIS it now, but someone said RAT'S ASS' JACKASS GOATSE'DOUCHEBAG on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING P'KANG is a laughing FLYING FUCK matter. Plus there FUCKWIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TITMOUSE Uncyclopedia, there are SCROTUM articles STUDENT PROTESTS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ARSEBADGERS stuff. So BITCH that means RUSTY TROMBONE stop getting mad at the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD first part too and REDSKIN talking about the GO HOME AND DIE letter that it's GOD DAMN mocking (what CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON letter? I don't even know what NECROPHILIA the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOOBS hi self MICK even made a really BUTT-HOLE good point. "It's BALLS nothing more WANK from a head nod to a VAGINA knee tick". SUCK MY COCK. Which I'll add COCKING FUCKBOROUGH onto PISS ARTIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHIT suffer that SCUMBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIPSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to VAGINA be, because if I were a FELLATIO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MALL SANTA hilarious. If you FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Want facts, go on SHITSLINGING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DILDO be offended, don't read CRAPFUCKER the freaking DAMN IT article anyway.

SHITFUCKER BUTT-HOLE NEGRO PUSSY FUCK PISS OFF SHIT KRAUT SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS

CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A NIGGER BITCH CHENEY WANK FROG'S FAT ASS FRITZ TITS & DICKS BUTT-HEAD PISSHOLE EPIDIDYMIS BALLS PORCH MONKEY SHIT JAP SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKER RAT'S COCK DILDO ASSHOLE DUMBASS INCEST THONG TASTER ASS HELL FELLATIO SHITTY EPIDIDYMIS DUMBASS SHITE SPIC FROG ANAL DIABETES OH SHI– EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MARY WHITEHOUSE CHRISTHUMPER CHOAD KISSER VAGINA FAGGOT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING FUCK DOUCHING BOON GENITALIA POOPOO PENIS ON A STICK SHITBALLS HELL MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A FUCK OFF DICKFACE EPIDIDYMIS SHITFUCKER ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCKSHITTER PISS BIG FOOT PECKERHEAD ASSHAT BEANER FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DUNE COON INJUN FIST FUCK BOOBS DIPSHIT FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER MICK WIGGER FUCKSTAIN COCK SON OF A BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY GOAT DICK SHIT GIVING HEAD STEVE BALLMER CUNT BITCH FUCKHEAD WANKER COCKSMOKER NIGGER TITS BASTARD ALF POO POO BLOWJOB SHITTY 666 FAG BALL SACK WIENER SHITE LAKE TITICACA CLIT GOD DAMMIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CONDOMS HENTAI CUNT ASSCRACK KAFFIR CONDOMS MICK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS PISS FAG POMMIE SHITPISSER BONER CUNT SHITTY COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER JERRY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOG FUCKER GOBSHITE BIRD IN THE HOUSE HORSE SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY NIGGER TITS DOT HEAD WOODPECKERSHIT NEGRO BIG FOOT LAKE TITICACA JACKASS FUCK OFF pen0r SHITSLINGING SPUNK DICK MOCKIE I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT CUNT CRAPPER MICK FUCK YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LOLCAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON BELGIUM SHUT UP, MEG! BOLLOCKS DUMBASS RECTUM RAIDER O CANADA ARSE NIGGER SHITHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKTARD HOT GRITS SHIT TUBA CUNT JACKASS PISS ARTIST FOUR-EYES SHITE SON OF A BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE BEAVER POMMIE FRAK DUMBASS WANK SEMEN MONKEY SHIT BASTARD ASS REDSKIN FUCKER TITMOUSE BALLS CUM JACK OFF CHIGGER DICKLICK JENKEM JIZZ BIG FOOT EMO WIENER 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 PISS FUCKER BUTT PIRATE FENCE JUMPER INBRED SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SEX NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA EXTRA LONG PENIS SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCK DOG SHIT AUTOFELLATIO PISSHOLE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD LOLCAT CLIT POOPOO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCK P'KANG FUCKHEAD I WILL KILL YOU! POTTYMOUTH CANNED QUOTE ABO GOD DAMMIT ARSE TAMPONS BULLSHIT JERRY MOTHERFUCKER INCEST BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY NAZI DICKHEAD PENIS ON A STICK PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! CUNT PENIS NIGGER HO ASS PIG JACKASS YOU WANKER GOD DAMN FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT JACK ABRAMOFF ASSHAT SHITHEAD HELL JACK OFF FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST CHOAD DICKHEAD GOOK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GO HOME AND DIE DAMN TRANNY FUCKWIT BIRD SHIT ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN HONKY NIPPLES DYKE NIPPLES PENISFUCK FUCK YOU TITWANK HO YUKY DOODY CHIGGER BORDER HOPPER [EXPLETIVE] DAMN FUCK POMMIE FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT SHITHEAD TAMPONS LAKE TITICACA SHITHEAD NIGGER ASSHAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER PIG PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE HUMAN RIGHTS CROTCH HELL TWAT FOUR-EYES DIRTY SANCHEZ DUMBASS HELLFIRE SHITTY BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN CUNT RAGHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BANGKOK SHITE SEX WIENER SEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN FRIG PISS OFF MY ASS SAND NIGGER CUNT DAMN SHITFACE GOBSHITE FUCK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FRIG DAMMIT JACKASS JOHNNY COON ASSHAT TWAT HOT GRITS WOP NIGGER FRITZ PISS AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JOHN SMILEY FACE POLACK FEMADOM COCK BLOWJOB I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD MALARKY DAMN FUCK COCK CAMEL FUCKER BONER HELL PENISBIRD BULLSHIT CUNT SEX PUNANI MONKEY SHIT TWISTY VAGINA PUSSY FUCKSTAIN BAT FUCK INSANE BONG FRIG YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS BOB SAGET TITMOUSE DAMN IT PENIS FIST FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP AUTOFELLATIO STRAWBERRY ASS MASTURBATION ARSE BOOBS JERK OFF PENISFUCK OH SHI– SHITTY MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ABO YOU WANKER SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER CHRIS CHAN SHITTY RAGHEAD FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK FUCKING QUEEF BAT FUCK INSANE MACACA TONY LA RUSSA HELL O CANADA JIZZ DAMN FEMADOM CUNT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WOODPECKERSHIT CLIT BLOWJOB DAMN FUCKBAG JACKASS BITCH FUCKSTAIN OPINION REDNECK FUCKHEAD PISS CLUSTERFUCK TITS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKSTAIN 666 SHIT TITS BOLLOCKS CHICKEN SHIT FELLATIO HELL FUCKFACE PUSSY TITWANK BORDER HOPPER JIGGABOO NIPPLES LOGJAMMER POO POO BLOWJOB CHOAD CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER JACK OFF HORSE SHIT SCROTUM EPIDIDYMIS HELL CUNT BUKKAKE HADJI [expletive deleted] FUCKING FUCK ASSHOLE BOOBIES TWAT SHITFUCKER CROTCH NEGRO GOOK ALF BOB SAGET BENSON SUCKS BOB SAGET DOUCHEBAG SEX GIVING HEAD FUCKER SHITFACE GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT FUCK FUCK OFF HELL RAT'S ASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM ASS BALL SACK JACKASS I'LL RAPE YOU WOP DAMN DICK SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CUNTBUCKET CRAP WHORE MASTURBATION PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT ASS SHITE RAT'S ASS WIENER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSHAT TAFFY HOMO CUNT SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS NIPPLES FROG SHITBALLS ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT OLD CHRIST OF A FIRECROTCH SACRAMENTO FU SPANG SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD TAMPONS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEMEN ASSRAPING DOG FUCKER ASS CHOAD KISSER FOUR-EYES COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD GOD DAMMIT DAMN DYKE SAGGY TITS FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH NIGGER YOU WANKER FELCHING WANK TITS FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER MICK CLIT SOD OFF POLESMOKER PIECE OF SHIT CC PLZ BUGFUCK PISS [Insert silly non-swear here] BLUMPKIN GENITALIA HENTAI FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT SHUT UP, MEG! DAMN DICKLICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER GOD DAMMIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FASHION BUG ASSCRACK DAMMIT FUCKING DAMMIT SHITE MASTURBATION DICKLICK COON SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ YID POOPY GOBSHITE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITFUCKER MALARKY GIVING HEAD TITS SPUNK SEX TWISTY VAGINA FLYING FUCK WILLY WONKA BITCH TURD DICKFACE SEMEN MAMA MIA BITCH PISS REDNECK SPUNK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN ORGASM ASSCRACK DAMN CHIGGER SHITHEAD PIGFUCKER BELGIUM INCEST NIGGER YOU WANKER RUSTY TROMBONE BAT FUCK INSANE CLUSTERFUCK FRAK BULLSHIT SHITHEAD ASSHAT ANAL DIABETES NIPPLES DIPSHIT ANUSCAKE DOUCHE NAZI SOAPY TITWANK CUNT JOHN ELWAY WIENER HOMO BITCH ASSHAT ASS DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT KIDDY FIDDLER JACK ABRAMOFF NIGNOG PUNANI [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY TAFFY HORSE PENIS FUCK CUNNILINGUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASSHAT CHENEY SHITBALLS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE [expletive deleted] ANAL JUNGLE BUNNY PRICK FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK CUNT TITMOUSE DAMN HELL CHAV QUEEF NORTH KOREA DICKFACE SHITSLINGING SHITFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKSTAIN DAMN BOOBS CHIGGER DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK FROG BITCH LIMEY DOUCHING POLAK RAT'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS PISS MICK JUSTIN BIEBER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DEVELOPERS! COON SHITHEAD NECROPHILIA TOWELHEAD DICKLICK DUMBASS CANNED QUOTE BIRD SHIT RICK MORANIS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BULLSHIT BOOBS CONDOMS COCK LAKE TITICACA INBRED I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM JIZZ MAMA MIA PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD DISSIDENTS NECROPHILIA YOU WANKER WIGGER FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK GOD DAMMIT SHITE PEARL NECKLACE PISS ARTIST BLUMPKIN BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ JAP POMMIE WANK [expletive deleted] ARSE WIGGER BULLCRAP YOGHURT CANNON ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WANK JAP SEX ASSWIPE SHITE MOZILLA FIREFOX TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TRANNY PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! SHIT PISS OFF SHITTY FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNNILINGUS COCKSTUFFER DYKE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CUNT JACKASS SHIT HELL BRUSH MA TEETH ASS CLEMEN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! PRICK BLUE PENIS! PENIS FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK VAGINA DAMN IT SHIT ASSHAT FUCKHEAD GENITALIA MASTURBATION PUSSY CUNTRAG INCEST FUCK CUNTRAG PISS OFF BRUSH MA TEETH NAZI VAGINA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS JAP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? CONDOMS PIECE OF SHIT SHIT MALARKY SON OF A BITCH WILLY WONKA FUCK ASSFACE BASTARD BOB SAGET WIENER POMMIE DICK DICK TITS FUCKING SHITHEAD WOP CLUSTERFUCK BITCH CUNT HO ASS BASTARD MONKEY SHIT SHITPISSER DICK TITS EPIDIDYMIS ASS LET'S SHIT FUCKER DICKFACE JERK OFF LENS CRAFTERS JOHN SMILEY FACE PENIS ON A STICK WANKER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT NAZI COCK GOD DAMN PORCUPINE'S BALLS CLEMEN SPIC TWAT EAT MY SHIT! CHOAD DAGO BALLS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT PUSSY FUCK FELLATIO SECOND BALLS FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMN YOU WANKER BOOBS JACK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MACACA BEAVER BUTT-HOLE WANKSPLAT GOBSHITE GOOK TWAT MASTURBATION FUCK COCK FUCKHEAD DAMN ARSE ASSWIPE TURD FUCKWIT HO FUCKTARD POOPOO JERK OFF SPUNK BOLLOCKS SHITFACE CAMEL FUCKER CROTCH DICKLICK SHITE NIGGER POLAK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT COON FUCK SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD JIZZ GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK DICK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD WOP DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU POMMIE DAMN ASS LICKER TESTICLE CHOKE DUMBASS TAMPONS CHIGGER SHAKOPEE I WILL END YOU! GOBSHITE AUTOFELLATIO BIGNOSE CROTCH OSTRICH MY ASS SON OF A BITCH GANGBANG HI, BILLY MAYS HERE MOTHERFUCKER TRANNY BALL SACK BUTT PIRATE DOG SHIT SON OF A BITCH BLOWJOB WIGGER CUNT SON OF A BITCH SOD FUCKING JUMP! TURD FRENCH TICKLER BOLLOCKS HELL BASTARD ARSEBADGERS FUCKER FUCKHEAD BALLS DICK PIG BLUMPKIN FLYING FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD pen0r DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JIZZ CUM HELL DOG SHIT ASSCRACK CUNT DONKEY DICK I WILL KILL YOU! BASTARD ARSEBADGERS BUTTFUCKER SHITE FRIENDS LET'S SHIT BOOBS BONER GARBAGE DAY! REBECCA BLACK DIPSHIT MASTURBATION KNOBJOCKEY PUNANI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOBSHITE FUCK YOU SUCK A BIG DICK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COCKSHITTER ANAL CUNT TRANNY FUCKHEAD CHIGGER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE MOCCASINS WOP HITLER SHITE suck my mothers I WILL KILL YOU! WOMEN'S RIGHTS DILDO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BIG FOOT SUCK MY DICK WIENER DOUCHE BASTARD ORGASM SCUMBAG FAG BUGFUCK HELL BOLLOCKS COCK SCROTUM ASS FUCKFACE ARSEBADGERS JERRY NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK NIPPLES DAMN FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES BASTARD HONKY ASSFACE PISS UP MY ARSE WANK BULLCRAP RAT'S ASS ASSHAT DILDO FUCKBAG HORSE PENIS HOLY DUMB FUCK NEOPETS TITS MICK ARSE CRAP ON A STICK CUNT FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER NECROPHILIA SCUMBUCKET FUCKING DOG FUCKER NIGGER TITS SAGGY TITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DICK IN A BOX SHITE CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD SHITE FUCK SEX SCUMBAG WOODPECKERSHIT SEMEN FUCK OFF REDSKIN SIGMUND FREUD SHITE JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CRAP ON A STICK URINE-GARGLING CUNT CUNT CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBIES ASSHOLE WARNER MUSIC GROUP NAZI DIPSHIT TWAT FEATURED POOPY THIS IS SPARTA! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FRIG SHITFACE YOU WANKER BULLCRAP Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink PENIS ON A BUN MARY WHITEHOUSE SEX CUNT HEIL HITLER! BUGGER OFF DOUCHE NAZI CUM CRAP ON A STICK INCEST HELLFUCKER WIENER VENEREAL DISEASE SOD OFF FUCKING FELLATIO CUNTRAG KIKE FUCKWIT DUMBASS DICKHEAD COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WANKSPLAT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SHITCOCK FUCKING WIENER BIRD SHIT CUNT LET'S SHIT JERRY DYKE FUCKFACE PRICK DIPSHIT TACO SPUNK FUCKING A STRAWBERRY ASS NECROPHILIA GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS JOHN ELWAY CUNT CUNT FUCK TOTAL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BALLS EXTRA LONG PENIS CLUSTERFUCK ASS SHITE ASSBANDIT OLD CHRIST OF A DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSRAPING NIPPLES NIGNOG DIPSHIT SCUMBUCKET SHITTY FRIG BIGNOSE DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE SACRAMENTO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PISS BLUMPKIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA NECROPHILIA MOCCASINS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKFACE WIENER FUCKBAG I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITBALLS BLUMPKIN BOB SAGET POLAK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BULLSHIT and with the PISS ARTIST and his BEAVER of girraffes in which ASSHAT while reading about POLACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSHOLE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH