Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS'BITCH'CUNT'KAFFIR'PUNANI'FLAMING ASS BADGER'BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SON OF A BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder ARSEBADGERS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid TURD, sudden YID m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements COCK or JACKASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ARSE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JAP by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CLIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMMIT REDSKIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PUSSYLICKER utterFUCKance of socially BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNNILINGUS television programs to address HELL Tourette's syndrome.

MALARKY Tourette's is WETBACK not to be JACK ABRAMOFF confused with HAIL SATAN! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying LOLCAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BONG random SHIT disorientation, culturally-FROG'S FAT ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places I CAN AFFORD FOOD HIGH WAGES of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCKSMOKER souvenir shoppes and massive SHITE quantities FUCKWIT of ANAL DIABETES JERRY garbage.

Darnit.

A PUSSY Polite Note to the POLACK Author:

The MONKEY'S UNCLE Tourette's WHORE Research Institute was RAPE founded to WOP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SON OF A BITCH article TITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and STRAWBERRY ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DIRTY SANCHEZ changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BOB SAGET.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELLFIRE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers COCK swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU SUCK BALLS

TV, for always focusing on the DICKFACE bad side of a terrible ASSFACE thing.

• The main 666 symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BATHING SUIT AREA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOT HEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIRD IN THE HOUSE knee JAP NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITSLINGING cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHICKEN SHIT school for LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFACE sufferers to become PENIS manically depressed and O CANADA commit SAMUEL L. JACKSON suicide.
• There is no TAFFY cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse MOCCASINS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! perodol" which caused my entire GO COUNT YOUR DICK body to go CHUFF numb and MOTHERFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKER it is without the [expletive deleted] drug.

I am an active member of a FUCKING A tourette syndrome [EXPLETIVE] association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MOZILLA FIREFOX the WIKIPEDIA public view of Tourettes as a "CHENEY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I'LL RAPE YOU much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS sorry for TAMPONS "hi-jacking" your BUGGER OFF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! this that really CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a TWAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FROG'S FAT ASS, and making fun of a BITCH horrible disorder is (not) MALARKY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SEX time.

Best BRITNEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN TOOTHPASTE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an 1984 effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DALAI LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “COMMUNISM IS STUPID” Wen

P.S. ARSEBADGERS Regards to Andrew BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The BUGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT punch him if you TAMPONS want to.

As a MUGABE'S MOMMA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this SALISBURY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FEMADOM saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for SACRED evermore. Please forgive my SHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine TURD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are BASTARD and EMO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CHICKEN SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAND WITH 4 NIPPLES MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I WILL KILL YOU! HORSE! TURD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO TURD'S HOUSE

How FLAMING ASS BADGER to JERK OFF cure suck my mothers the NECROPHILIA Tourette's PENISBIRD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GRINGO for PORCH MONKEY Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome NAZI is BUTTFUCKER following ASS these FUCKFACE rules CUNT in SHITTING DICK NIPPLES order:

• 1: Avoid MOTHERFUCKER immature BUTTFUCKER little FIST FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES within FELCHING 10 REBECCA BLACKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your GYPSY BITCH GREASER nor MACACA talk,
• 4: Tell GOBSHITE yourself you FUCK don't FUCKBAG have PISS UP MY ARSE this [EXPLETIVE] disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FEMADOM WITH NASTY O KURWA! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the TURD last straw MARGARET THATCHER!

I fucking put SNUFF PORN' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CROTCH the TOP OF SACRAMENTO THIS SHITFACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKING offensive. DICKWAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DICK CHICKEN people who try DANDELIONS to battle JACK OFF'NICARAGUA that tight-ass DIRTY SANCHEZ 17-year-RANDY TRAVIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BOOBS it now, but someone said FAG' FELCHING GOD DAMMIT'BUTTFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CRACKER is a laughing 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT matter. Plus there LHASA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are CARPET MUNCHER articles FLYING RAT'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BALLS stuff. So CUNNILINGUS that means ASS stop getting mad at the HORSE SHIT first part too and ASSHAT talking about the BELGIUM letter that it's [EXPLETIVE] mocking (what HENTAI letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian NAZI hi self Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! even made a really CUNT good point. "It's DEMOCRACY nothing more PRICK from a head nod to a MASTURBATION knee tick". TURD. Which I'll add INBRED onto FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SEX suffer that HI, BILLY MAYS HERE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RUSTY TROMBONE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CUNT be, because if I were a TWAT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you SPICY CUNT FUCK Want facts, go on HITLER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SNUFF PORN be offended, don't read HELL the freaking HI, BILLY MAYS HERE article anyway.

SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ARSE FUCK QUEEF MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FEWMETS CONDOMS ASSWIPE COMMUNIST DILDO WIKIPEDIA

GANGBANG MONKEY SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLCRAP CLEMEN HELL FELLATIO BITCH FUCK FUCK OFF BOLLOCKS BANGKOK ARSEBADGERS JOHN SMILEY FACE CAMEL JOCKEY SLOPE VAGINA ASS LICKER JIZZ DICKHEAD POLACK AMERICA ONLINE RHODESIA MILF JACK OFF CUNTSWILLING FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT FUCKTARD [expletive deleted] FUCK NUGGET FRIG ORGASM FUCKTARD LONGCAT IS LONG TITWANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHRISTHUMPER ASSWIPE CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY FUCKING A SHITE STEVE BALLMER ASS BITCH MARCH OF FLAMES COON AMERICA ONLINE SHITE TOSSER FRENCH TICKLER CUNT LAPPER DOODIE HEAD SHIT FLAMEVIPER ASSHAT BONER SHITHEAD PISS GOD DAMN ORGASM NECROPHILIA SHIT MASTURBATION BLISTERING BARNACLES NIPPLES GENITALIA JIZZ JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST ASSCRACK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN INBRED REDSKIN HELL GOD DAMMIT CUM DUNE COON INBRED TURD PUNANI CAMEL JOCKEY CRIMETHINK SUCK MY COCK DYKE SEMEN MARGARET THATCHER ASSHOLE PISS TITS FUCKER DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JAP TOSSER CAMEL FUCKER SHIT SLOPE ASSCRACK SHITE BUGGER OFF DICK CHICKEN PISSHOLE FIRECROTCH GRIS FAG DAMNATION SHIT BULLSHIT JACKASS JIZZ BITCH DEMOCRACY PISS FUCKFUCKFUCK DEVELOPERS! BLUMPKIN SHITFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ REDSKIN CUNT NIGNOG WEHATEMARIO CROTCH HITLER GRIS JOHNNY IT'S OVER 9000! STUB TITTIES MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HONKY DICKFACE MONKEY BALLS CHOAD PUSSY RECTUM RAIDER MONKEY SHIT [expletive deleted] ASSWIPE YID SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLEMEN SHITFACE NAZI SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER DILDO SHITFUCKER KAFFIR DAMN SHAKOPEE PORCH MONKEY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOUCHE CUM TITS PAKI RAT'S ASS pen0r NIGGER PISS FUCK OFF ASSFACE GRIS SUCK MY COCK BITCH WANK DUMBASS JACKASS FUCKSTAIN BELLEND VAGINA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS 30 CASES OF PICKLES DIPSHIT ASSWIPE HELL BASTARD REDNECK FUCKHEAD ASSFACE FUCK YOU FUCKER BULLSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER pen0r BLUMPKIN SON OF A BITCH CRAP WHITE PEOPLE YUKY DOODY PRICK DOG FUCKER HELL DAGO FUCK YOU [EXPLETIVE] FRIG FUCK SHITSLINGING CHOAD MONKEY SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! DONALD RUMSFELD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMN HELL CUNT CRAPPER FUCK SHITTY TURD SOD OFF FUCK BALLS FELLATIO FUCKER MOCCASINS FUCKFACE INJUN GENITALIA FELCHING CHOAD YID GOAT DICK BLESSED DAMN SAINT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT FROG BASTARD NEOPETS PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU TITMOUSE I AM CORNHOLIO! YOGHURT CANNON FUCK ASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BITCH HELL CUNT CRAPPER WANK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT ASSHOLE INCEST VAGINA CHAV COCKGOBLIN AMERICA ONLINE CRACKER CONDOMS DOT HEAD RECTUM RAIDER HORSE PENIS BULLSHIT SHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASS LICKER FUCK NUGGET DICKFACE GRINGO SLOPE DAMN SHITCOCK NEOPETS SCUMBAG SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CONDOMS SOD CUM MOCCASINS BITCH CRAPFUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS TITTYWANK DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! CLEMEN PUSSY GIVING HEAD DICKFACE JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAT'S ASS SNUFF PORN DAMN IT DAMN ASSWIPE FUCKTARD PISS FELLATIO HELL DONKEY DICK DAMN WIGGER BITCH FUCKING FIRECROTCH SHIT FRITZ GRIS I'LL RAPE YOU HADJI YUKY DOODY TAFFY COCKSUCKER DICK FENCE JUMPER YOU WANKER NIGGER FUCK YOU SOD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER COCKGOBLIN JAP TITS POMMIE FELCHMONKEY SHITE BLUE PENIS! FUCK OFF BLOWJOB ORGASM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BIGNOSE NIPPLES TURD ARSE SHITTY SEX NIPPLES FUCK OFF TOWELHEAD TAFFY BALLS [EXPLETIVE] DIPSHIT NEOPETS JIZZ DAMN IT COCK CUNTING ASSCRACK SHIT FLYING FUCK CHICKEN SHIT GYPSY DYKE FUCKFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BITCH ASSCRACK BITCH SHIT FUCKHEAD GRINGO DICK TITS I'LL RAPE YOU PUNANI PISS OFF MY ASS PISS OFF ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD PISSHOLE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CAMEL JOCKEY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER AMERICA ONLINE FELCHING SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS CUNTSWILLING [EXPLETIVE] FRENCH TICKLER FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD HELL WANK PISS OFF DAMN IT DICKFACE FUCKHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKER REDSKIN HAIL SATAN! WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! PENIS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SPIC ARSE GOBSHITE WETBACK CARPET MUNCHER BAT FUCK INSANE ASSHOLE BASTARD TWAT FIST FUCK ASSFACE PISS OFF MY ASS CUNT COON HELLFUCKER CHINK FRIG NAZI DAMMIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DAMN TURD FUCKING BASEBALL DAMN PUNANI VENEREAL DISEASE CHIGGER DUMBASS BALL SACK WOP YOUR MOM INVISIBLE! FROG'S FAT ASS CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD CHRISTHUMPER FUCKTARD FUCK CHOAD TWAT CUNT WIKIPEDIA DOUCHETITS COCKSTUFFER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DOUCHING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELLFUCKER CROTCH FRIG DAMN JERRY FUCK TAFFY WANK JUSTIN BIEBER DICKLICK POMMIE SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKWIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN URINE-GARGLING PISS NAZI PRICK ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! O CANADA ASS SEMEN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN DAMN PEDOPHILIA DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY SHIT CHUFF ASSHAT BUGGER OFF KITTENS BITCH FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK GOBSHITE SUGARTITS WEHATEMARIO BAT FUCK INSANE LOLCAT SHITE FUCK YOU CUNT COLGATE GRAPE PENIS DONKEY DICK CAUCASIANS HELL ASSCRACK SHIT YOU WANKER ASS NICARAGUA ASSHAT DUMBASS NAZI SHITE O CANADA DOUCHE NAZI CAMEL FUCKER SHITCOCK DOUCHE NAZI ASSHOLE DOT HEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS JIZZ GRAPE PENIS POMMIE ASSCRACK ORGASM SPUNK BEAVER TITTYWANK ASSFACE DOG FUCKER FRIG BLUE PENIS! JACK OFF BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GENITALIA WIENER SHITFACE FUCK SHITSLINGING RUSTY TROMBONE INJUN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JACK OFF TIENANMEN SQUARE SHITSLINGING RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT CRAPPER SCROTUM DIPSHIT LIMEY SHITHEAD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy DOG SHIT PUSSY CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSWIPE COCKSHITTER PICKANINNY CUM FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD NIGNOG SHITFACE SHIT JACKASS FUCK OFF VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA ASS LICKER TRANNY DUMBASS FUDGEPACKER BASTARD COCKSHITTER FUCKING ALF FUCK YOU ASS DAMN DICKHEAD BULLSHIT HELL FUCK PUSSY BELGIUM CAMEL JOCKEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKER FUCK YOU WETBACK PUSSYLICKER CHINK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS QUEEF CUM MASTURBATION JUNGLE BUNNY COCKSMOKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOUCHING NEGRO PEARL NECKLACE SEMEN HADJI DOUCHE FASHION BUG INVISIBLE! FAGGOT DONKEY PUNCHER ASSHAT SHITTY DICKLICK TENTACLE RAPE JAP I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO ASSHOLE FRIG WIENER ASSHOLE DAGO MARGARET THATCHER DUMBASS GANGBANG BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BRITNEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT COCKSMOKER ROSES JUSTIN BIEBER PISSHOLE DIPSHIT DICKFACE VAGINA ALF BOOBIES NORTH KOREA SAND NIGGER SHITFACE ASSHAT NAZI COCKSTUFFER BLISTERING BARNACLES BITCH HOMO AMERICA ONLINE SHIT DICK PEARL NECKLACE BALLS ASSFACE FUCKWIT HELL DICKLICK CUNT CRAPPER PAKI FLYING FUCK MONKEY BALLS BULLSHIT PISS OFF GRAPE PENIS FELLATIO WIENER TITTYWANK TITWANK PENIS ON A STICK JOHNNY TITTYWANK JACKASS SHIT SEMEN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISS GENITALIA DAMN WHORE MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG'S FAT ASS JACK OFF BENCH PRESS VENEREAL DISEASE DICKFACE BUGFUCK CHOAD DAMN IT PISS SHITFUCKER KIKE BONER CRAP SHITBALLS SHITCOCK SLOPE NEGRO GOD DAMMIT ASS LICKER BASTARD BUTT PIRATE BENCH PRESS FELCHMONKEY FUCK BANGKOK GOD DAMN COCKSMOKER BLOWJOB CHIGGER WHORE DIPSHIT FUCK YOU BULLSHIT VAGINA PENISPENISPENIS!!! HELLFUCKER PORCH MONKEY ROSIE O'DONNELL SEMEN KIKE HO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MONKEY BALLS BENSON SUCKS NICARAGUA TENTACLE RAPE CONAN O'BRIAN GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK MALARKY FLYING FUCK QUEEF BONG FUCKER HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FUCK FUCK YOU I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! INBRED GOD DAMMIT JACK OFF YOGHURT CANNON GOD DAMN MOCCASINS SEX FRENCH TICKLER FELCHING CUNT SUCK MY COCK ASS FUCKFACE PUSSY BLOWJOB HELL KRAUT BALL SACK DICK IN A BOX CHIGGER DEVELOPERS! FENCE JUMPER GANGBANG FLYING RAT'S ASS PEDOPHILIA BONER PISS TAMPONS HELL ANUSCAKE BOB SAGET PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! DICKFACE DOG SHIT BASTARD FUCK PUSSY PISS SHITCOCK SHITCOCK NAZI LAKE TITICACA PORCH MONKEY ANAL DIABETES FUCKWIT GOOK FEWMETS WIGGER YOU WANKER ASSHAT RAGHEAD CHINK PISS ARTIST MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLESMOKER ANAL DIABETES WINDOWS VISTA MARGARET THATCHER SHITTY ASS SON OF A BITCH YOUR MOM FUCK FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S ASS JERRY SHITFUCKER WIKIPEDIA PENIS RUSTY TROMBONE POMMIE POLACK COCKSHITTER SOD KRAUT SHIT SHITSLINGING HIGH WAGES NICARAGUA BASTARD ASS SHITTY FUCK CRACKER SHITFACE CROTCH BLOWJOB ANAL DIABETES SPUNK GOD DAMMIT DOUCHETITS JIZZ GOD DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH HORSE SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOOBIES SCUMBUCKET GO HOME AND DIE DAMMIT DICK POMMIE MOLDY TITS ART METAL PRODUCTS WEHATEMARIO BIGNOSE CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SHIT BALLS COCKSUCKER FUCK DAMMIT O CANADA ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER CLIT GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN FRENCH TICKLER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN IT HELLFUCKER BOB SAGET FUCKTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKFACE CHAV FUCKER GENITALIA JACKASS CHOAD FUCK ASSHOLE CRACKER TAMPONS WHORE FROG'S FAT ASS COON I RAPE WALRUSES! LENS CRAFTERS AUTOFELLATIO DAMMIT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF FUCK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE TITS KRAUT SHITFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY POO POO BLOWJOB FRITZ PAKI DICKFACE TWO-INCH PENIS BOOBS SHAKOPEE RAT'S COCK DAMN BLISTERING BARNACLES DAGO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE EPIDIDYMIS VANITY PAGES ROCK SHIT SUCK A BIG DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANKER TOSSER FUCKHEAD CONDOMS DAMN ASSCRACK FUCK YOU DAMN IT BASTARD FUCK OFF LICK PUSSY GOBSHITE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD EXTRA LONG PENIS YOGHURT CANNON INJUN BOOBS DAMN WALRUS SHIT CLIT DAGO CRAPMUNCHER BUGFUCK TOSSER CUNTBUCKET ORGASM PRICK BOB SAGET POMMIE FUCK YOU BOYCOTT VIACOM! CUNTBUCKET 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT YOGHURT CANNON POMMIE MOTHERFUCKER SHIT ORGASM MALL SANTA FUCKTARD CRACKER DICKHEAD CHOAD ASS LICKER GIVING HEAD DYKE ASSHOLE BITCH SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CUNNILINGUS FUCK RAPE HORSE PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS GOATSE SPIC BUGFUCK REDNECK RAPE KRAUT ASSWIPE SMILES CUNNILINGUS PISSHOLE RAT'S COCK FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN MALARKY FUCK SCUMBUCKET DILDO Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK FLAMING ASS BADGER DICKFACE BUGFUCK BEAVER COCKSTUFFER DAGO DOUCHEBAG CUM DAMN IT PISS OFF I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU FUCK FUCK A DUCK DICKFACE AMERICA ONLINE ORGASM WIENER CUNT BALL SACK DICKLICK RAPE TRANNY SHIT BUGGER OFF FUCKING A CUNT POMMIE SHITE ASS FUCKSTAIN INCEST ART METAL PRODUCTS JOHN SMILEY FACE WIGGER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH ARSE DAMN CUNT FUCK POLESMOKER SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT BULLCRAP TWAT WHORE DICKFACE JACKASS BASTARD SNUFF PORN NIGNOG BONG MICK ASS DIPSHIT ARSE BUGFUCK [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG MOCCASINS I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT TIT SPRINKLES PUSSY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING RAINBOWS WINDOWS VISTA BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FENCE JUMPER CRAPMUNCHER UNICORNS SHITTY SCROTUM 666 SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SOD OFF GANGBANG NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT PORCH MONKEY DAMMIT ASS FASCIST RAT'S ASS LOLCAT WANK BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK SMEG CUNT CRAPPER FAGGOT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TAFFY GOD DAMN GOAT DICK PEARL NECKLACE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BUKKAKE VAGINA DOUCHEBAG ASSWIPE FUCK OFF DICKLICK GOBSHITE GARBAGE DAY! BITCH ASS PISS OFF PICKANINNY BOLLOCKS O CANADA DAMN TAMPONS FUCKFACE DUMBASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BIRD SHIT COCKSMOKER MARGARET THATCHER GOD DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SEMPRINI FUCKING A HELL WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK CHOAD BUGGER RAT'S ASS SOD VAGINA CLIT DICKHEAD CUNT FLYING FUCK FUCK NORTH KOREA JAP BASTARD WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK PEARL NECKLACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSHOLE DOUCHETITS ASS HELLFUCKER DAMN TITMOUSE SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TACO and with the WALRUS SHIT and his WANKER of girraffes in which FRITZ while reading about SPANK THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JACKASS SHIT