Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BALL SACK'HELL'MONKEY'S UNCLE'DIPSHIT'FUCKFACE'INJUN'MILF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK look at the CROTCH talk page of this BUGGER OFF article for notes or discussion before POLAK editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or 30 CASES OF PICKLES neurochemical FUCK disorder STEVE BALLMER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COLGATE, sudden COCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements PUSSY or JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITTY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AUTOFELLATIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKWIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SON OF A BITCH CUNT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous lowercase utterFUCKance of socially RAPE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GOD DAMN television programs to address COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Tourette's syndrome.

FUCKSTAIN Tourette's is JACK OFF not to be PENIS confused with CUNTRAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FUCKFACE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FROG random DOT HEAD disorientation, culturally-ASSFACE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth I AM CORNHOLIO! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHINK language, I'LL RAPE YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOUCHE SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ANAL souvenir shoppes and massive MOTHERFUCKER quantities BAD MOTHERFUCKER of ANAL DIABETES ASSHAT garbage.

Darnit.

A BALLS Polite Note to the MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Author:

The FUCKSTAIN Tourette's HO Research Institute was FRITZ founded to SHITCUNTING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FRITZ Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CHOAD article ARSE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ARSE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or POWERSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HI, BILLY MAYS HERE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMMIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE Tourrette's sufferers CARPET MUNCHER swear. You can GIVING HEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS OFF TV, for always focusing on the BLUE PENIS! bad side of a terrible MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! thing.
• The main BOLLOCKS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICK knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASS school for TACO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FRED PHELPS sufferers to become DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! manically depressed and CUNT commit NIGNOG suicide.
• There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the POLAK tics often have adverse BITCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire BITCH body to go CARPET MUNCHER numb and ASSFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BASTARD it is without the FUCKTARD drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome GOD DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CRAPPY the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "JACK ABRAMOFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DONKEY PUNCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLAMING ASS BADGER sorry for ASS "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK OFF this that really FUCKWIT annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this JACK ABRAMOFF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be GOD DAMN, and making fun of a WANK horrible disorder is (not) ARSE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GYPSY time.

Best DONKEY DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “I AM CORNHOLIO!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DIMETHYL GLYCOL reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of UIGURS degenerate capitalist culture in those GOOGLE countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not FALUN GONG occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your GRASS MUD HORSE capitalist society UIGURS.

Li Chiang “VOTE” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The WILLY WONKA bastard who wrote this article. You can RAPE punch him if you GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough FREE ELECTIONS problems in this RHODESIA country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE white?

Mpopo “UNITED KINGDOM” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TUBA saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my QUEEF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COLGATE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ART METAL PRODUCTS and WHORE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 GRINGO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MASTURBATION HORSE! COLGATE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COLGATE'S HOUSE

How CLEVELAND STEAMER to DOG SHIT cure PRICK the FUCK OFF Tourette's PRICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOG FUCKER for FUCKHEAD Tourette's SPANK THE MONKEY Syndrome SONNY BILL WILLIAMS is SHIT LIKE A HORSE following BIRD SHIT these HADJI rules YOU WANKER in NIGGER order:

• 1: Avoid SEX immature HORSE SHIT little BUTT-HEAD kids,
• 2: Count to FROG'S FAT ASS within EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA 10 KRAUTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITHEAD BUTT PIRATE SHUT UP, MEG! nor DAMN IT talk,
• 4: Tell BONER yourself you CUM don't TURD have SHITSLINGING this WHORE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DOUCHEBAG WITH NASTY SHITHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COLGATE last straw ALF!

I fucking put DIPSHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE ANAL DIABETES PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JAP the TOP OF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT THIS CLUSTERFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUGGER OFF offensive. TAMPON IN MY ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PAKI people who try JERK OFF to battle PISSHOLE'INBRED that tight-ass FUCKTARD 17-year-CLUSTERFUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CONDOMS it now, but someone said WIENER' COCKSUCKER [EXPLETIVE]'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUGGER OFF is a laughing GIVING HEAD matter. Plus there ASSWIPE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles ABO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CHOAD stuff. So MASTURBATION that means MONKEY'S UNCLE stop getting mad at the CRAP first part too and ASSFACE talking about the BONER letter that it's SHIT mocking (what TITTIES letter? I don't even know what DONKEY PUNCHER the heck you're talking about). Adrian MALARKY hi self GOATSE even made a really SHITTY good point. "It's MOTHERFUCKER nothing more COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS from a head nod to a GO HOME AND DIE knee tick". WANKSPLAT. Which I'll add CUNT onto DICKWAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HORSE SHIT suffer that COCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TOSSER be, because if I were a [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TWISTY VAGINA hilarious. If you HOMO Want facts, go on RAGHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS SHIT be offended, don't read CHOAD the freaking PROTESTS article anyway.

GIVING HEAD HOMO BALLS BUKKAKE PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE SHIT SHITTY INCEST RAPE ASS

COCK PISS OFF SPANK THE MONKEY JOHN ELWAY DOG SHIT WIENER ORGASM WARNER MUSIC GROUP CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK A DUCK MONKEY BALLS ASSFACE FUCKING DICK FUCKING A SHIT SMEG FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD COCK GIVING HEAD DICKFACE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASSWIPE GO COUNT YOUR DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS WINDOWS VISTA BUTT PIRATE PRICK GIVING HEAD TITWANK SECOND BALLS SNUFF PORN KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 GRINGO ARSE NIGGER TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HELL MALARKY BITCH DICKFACE GIVING HEAD ANAL DIABETES PORCUPINE'S BALLS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES RUSTY TROMBONE HOMO CLIT FUCKFACE TOTAL WANK ANAL DIABETES GOOK CHOAD CAMEL JOCKEY SHITFACE DIPSHIT DAMN IT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT ASS LICKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BITCH ASSBANDIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JAP PENIS ON A STICK GOD DAMMIT BUTT-HOLE CARPET MUNCHER PORCH MONKEY YID FUCK OFF COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNTBUCKET FUCKING POWERSHIT CUNT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITTIES FUCKFACE HELLFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS STEVE BALLMER EXTRA LONG PENIS ARSE DAMN IT PENIS RAPE WOP COON FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GREASER FENCE JUMPER NICARAGUA CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! WIGGER CONDOMS BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST DIPSHIT FUCKBAG BULLSHIT SUGARTITS WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER CRAPPY GIVING HEAD GREASER FUCKER PISS MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMN GYPSY HOSER WANKER BELLEND DOG FUCKER FUCKFACE ORGASM ASSHAT SHITE GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY CLIT DAMMIT 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 HADJI GANGBANG FUCKING NIGNOG FUCKWIT GOOK RAT'S COCK SPANK THE MONKEY PUNANI FUCKHEAD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FLYING RAT'S ASS COMMUNIST DILDO LENS CRAFTERS DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST MARGARET THATCHER DAMMIT TIT SPRINKLES CHRIS CHAN CUNTRAG CUNTING ASSCRACK SCUMBAG CUNNILINGUS SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA DAMN LET'S SHIT OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA CUNT SCROTUM CUNTBUCKET HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK WALRUS SHIT INBRED SPICY CUNT FUCK BOOBIES ARSE SHITBALLS TITS & DICKS CRACKER CAMEL JOCKEY ANUSCAKE ASS PUSSY NIGGER FUCK OFF FUCK YOU DAMN CUNT CLIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA JOHN ELWAY FUCKING MICK ARSE I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK POMMIE FUCKING BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JACK ABRAMOFF TWO-INCH PENIS WARNER MUSIC GROUP JIZZ JACKASS ASS BITCH BONG ASSFACE SHITHEAD FENCE JUMPER BALL SACK RAPE SHIT FRAK WHITE POWER BOOBS AUTOFELLATIO BITCH BOLLOCKS NAZI WIENER TITTYWANK SCROTUM DOG SHIT CUNT YOU WANKER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHITE PISS ARTIST SLOPE CLUSTERFUCK ASS RAT'S COCK RECTUM RAIDER FUCK LOLLIPOPS CONAN O'BRIAN NIGGER TITS FELCHING ASSWIPE HONKY PISS OFF FLYING FUCK ARSE BITCH I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! NEGRO CUNNILINGUS GO HOME AND DIE BUTT PIRATE FUCK FUCKER HOMO CRAPFUCKER JOHNNY SHITPISSER BELLEND SCUMBAG RAT'S ASS FUCK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CONDOMS POMMIE PIG O CANADA VENEREAL DISEASE GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU ASS SEMEN WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSHOLE GYPSY BELGIUM D'OH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SEX CHICKEN SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER ASSWIPE CUNT WIENER PRICK CLIT ASSWIPE NI FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE HOLY DUMB FUCK WANKSPLAT MOTHERFUCKER HO SHIT SCUMBAG BOON JACKASS SHITFACE TITWANK STRAWBERRY ASS JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DYKE POLAK FUCKTARD TITTYWANK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FLYING FUCK FUCK NIGGER KIKE CHIGGER SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PENISFUCK ANAL DAMN BUTT PIRATE VENEREAL DISEASE ABO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKWIT YID SHITE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASSFACE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT LAKE TITICACA RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER JIZZ BLISTERING BARNACLES WOODPECKERSHIT DILDO COLGATE CRAP FUCKBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS BITCH FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD CLEMEN INCEST FUCKER GRINGO BLOWJOB CHAV YOUR MOM DICKFACE PENISBIRD SHITHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS PISS BATMAN & ROBIN HELL BLISTERING BARNACLES DICKFACE GIVING HEAD CHAV HELLFIRE ORGASM SHITCOCK BUGFUCK KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 BOOBIES PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK DOODIE HEAD WANK JOHN SMILEY FACE SIGMUND FREUD PISS ARTIST CUNNILINGUS DONKEY DICK SHITE BITCH PUSSY FALSE BENSON WOP PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE BITCH BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FLYING FUCK DOUCHE DEMOCRACY YOU WANKER TRANNY ASS FASCIST POLAK FUCKTARD GUMDROPS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CUNTBUCKET WINDOWS VISTA BELGIUM FUCKER ASSRAMMER SHITFUCKER RAT'S ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CRAPMUNCHER CUNT TITS ASSFACE TWAT FUCK OFF DILDO COCK DOUCHE NAZI ASSBANDIT FUCKING A TWISTY VAGINA PIG FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HADJI LOGJAMMER COCKSMOKER TWAT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! MASTURBATION PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BONER ASSCRACK BUNG-HOLE FUCK YOU DOUCHING CRAPMUNCHER CUNTSWILLING CHICKEN FRIES CUM PISS OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOG SHIT COCKSUCKER BUGGER FUCK NUGGET BALL SACK JACKASS SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING NIPPLES GIVING HEAD FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCK GYPSY TAMPONS CONAN O'BRIAN BOOBS ELECTION DILDO suck my mothers FUCK THONG TASTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ASS CHICKEN SHIT BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH YOU WANKER CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHE TAFFY DOUCHE DAMN GRINGO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES QUEEF BELLEND BAD MOTHERFUCKER INCEST FUCKER ARSE FUCKTARD TITS JACKASS NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK NIGGER ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE COCK CUNT O CANADA CUNTRAG RAPE AY-AY-AY WETBACK ARSE CUNT SHITSLINGING BAD MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSLINGING TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! INCEST NIGGER CLEMEN ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SHAKOPEE SHIT FUCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH MALL SANTA SCROTUM ANAL DIABETES FIST FUCK YOU WANKER DONGSHOVER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SEMEN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FRITZ NIPPLES YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU OH SHI– DICKWAD ASSCRACK WANK SOD OFF MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST PISS POMMIE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD SHITHEAD FELCHING NECROPHILIA JUMPING JESUS!!! YOU WANKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DIPSHIT BELGIUM FUCKTARD DICKHEAD SHITHEAD ASSHOLE FRAK JERK OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS TAFFY BUTTFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER NAZI PENISBIRD ANAL RAGHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL CHIGGER TACO MALARKY PEARL NECKLACE CONAN O'BRIAN BENCH PRESS RAT'S ASS NAZI BUGGER OFF CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE POMMIE WANK BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK DICK TITS I WILL KILL YOU! INCEST WOMEN'S RIGHTS BALL SACK RUSKIE JOHNNY CLUSTERFUCK TOTAL PISS CUNTRAG PEEPEE ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT AY-AY-AY HONKY CLUSTERFUCK ASS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DIRTY SANCHEZ NORTH KOREA PISS OFF BIGNOSE FRAK CUNT CRAPPER FROG MALL SANTA ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD FUCK AY-AY-AY HORSE SHIT SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MARGARET THATCHER DYKE SAGGY TITS QUEEF RAT'S COCK TWAT JAP TITS CUNT DUMBASS SOD SHITFUCKER BIBLE BASHER POTTYMOUTH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TWAT ASSFACE MOCCASINS SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKER SPUNK VANDAL NIGGER ASS QUEEF INBRED FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DICK TITS PIGFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHICKEN FRIES MICK BASTARD ASSWIPE ALF DIPSHIT D'OH CLEVELAND STEAMER TWAT KRAUT SIGMUND FREUD FUCK YOU TUBA ASSHAT DALAI LAMA HORSE SHIT MONKEY BALLS CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PUNANI MASTURBATION SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING SAND NIGGER RAT'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI SIGMUND FREUD CAPTAIN CRUNCH BUTTFUCKER HELL BALL SACK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOOK BITCH DAMN IT JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT BELGIUM I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHING SHITSLINGING TWAT DAMN HEIL HITLER! TURD ASS WANK ASSRAPING DAMMIT FUCKTARD FUCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PUPPIES COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHIT LIKE A HORSE JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD FUCK OFF CROTCH SHITE FUCKSTAIN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHING CHONG CHINK FUCK NUGGET CHIGGER BLOWJOB DAMMIT FLYING FUCK SHIT RAT'S ASS SHITFACE SCROTUM POTTYMOUTH BOB SAGET NIGGER HENTAI SHITSLINGING BASTARD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISS ASSHAT JIZZ SHITFUCKER ANAL MICK KRAUT INCEST DOT HEAD RUSKIE CARPET MUNCHER DICKHEAD HELL REDSKIN WIKIPEDIA GOD DAMMIT SOD GOD DAMN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE VAGINA RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY MOCCASINS FUCK SEX PENIS CRACKER POTTYMOUTH BASTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BOB SAGET FUCKING BASEBALL SCUMBAG ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKING A FROG'S FAT ASS LOLCAT DICK CRAP THONG TASTER BULLSHIT SPIC TOWELHEAD DOUCHE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DOODIE HEAD PUSSY FUCKSTAIN SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKING BLOWJOB TITTYWANK DAMN ASS MASTURBATION FELLATIO CUNT TOWELHEAD LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD CHOAD SMEG MOTHERFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK PISS ARTIST CUM DELICIOUS CAKE WOODPECKERSHIT BUGGER [expletive deleted] SCUMBAG GO HOME AND DIE JIGGABOO FUCKTARD BULLSHIT FUCKER DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS WANK CUNT MACACA [Insert silly non-swear here] CHIGGER DUMBASS WIENER FELCHMONKEY THONG TASTER FUCKTARD HEIL HITLER! I'LL RAPE YOU LENS CRAFTERS ANAL DARTH VADER QUEEF PUSSY ASSFACE [EXPLETIVE] NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES PISS DAGO BOOBS pen0r SHITFACE FUCK GO COUNT YOUR DICK GIVING HEAD DOUCHE SOD OFF TUBA FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK [expletive deleted] SHITSLIDE ASSHOLE GREASER INBRED FELCHING BULLSHIT CRACKER MALL SANTA JACKASS DAMN IT DICKFACE DAMN IT KAFFIR LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT MILF CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSFACE RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER PICKANINNY DONKEY PUNCHER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SAGGY TITS WOP FUCK NUGGET ASSHOLE BOOBS ANUSCAKE BIG FOOT COCKSUCKER ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN BEANER SHIT MALARKY PISS BUGGER OFF COCKSHITTER FUCKER VAGINA GOD DAMN WANK DOUCHING HELL DICKHEAD FRIG FUCK CHING CHONG CHINK SHITHEAD YOGHURT CANNON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HOT GRITS HOT GRITS DILDO TOSSER ASSHAT FUCKER SAND NIGGER SHIT GRIS DUMBASS TITWANK JACKASS CHUFF SHITE VILLAGE DUMP TURD RAPE CRAP ON A STICK COCKSHITTER PISS BITCH SHITCUNTING FUCKTARD PISS UP MY ARSE GANGBANG SHITTY BITCH SHITE REDSKIN CLUSTERFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FIRECROTCH COCKSUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MALARKY BITCH FUCKHEAD BIG FOOT WANK FUCKING HOT GRITS PISS OFF DICK MAMA MIA TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HELL GOOK BELLEND MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GREASER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKTARD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the KNOBJOCKEY and his FUCKING of girraffes in which HAIL SATAN! while reading about MACACA!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FENCE JUMPER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BOB SAGET