Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COCKSMOKER'DELICIOUS CAKE'NIGGER'HENTAI'CUNT'FELCHING'BITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder FRENCH TICKLER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden SAND NIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKWIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated EPIDIDYMIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken REDSKIN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS UP MY ARSE utterFUCKance of socially DARTH VADER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first LIKE FATHER LIKE SON television programs to address FUCKING JUMP! Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is SHITCUNTING not to be FUCKING confused with BOOBS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITSKIN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HO random WOMEN'S RIGHTS disorientation, culturally-BITCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHAKOPEE language, BALL SACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MAMA MIA MAMA MIA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PICKANINNY souvenir shoppes and massive SEX quantities FUCK of ANAL DIABETES DOG SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A ASSHAT Polite Note to the BATHING SUIT AREA Author:

The CUNNILINGUS Tourette's BANGKOK Research Institute was PISS OFF founded to ASSHOLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTY article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUNG-HOLE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HORSE SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BITCH.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK OFF Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCK Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS swear. You can GO COUNT YOUR DICK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! TV, for always focusing on the MONKEY'S UNCLE bad side of a terrible FEWMETS thing.
• The main WIKIPEDIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TOSSER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'JOHNNY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITHEAD knee YUKY DOODY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at RAT'S ASS school for TITS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT sufferers to become HO manically depressed and FUCK commit DIPSHIT suicide.
• There is no FLYING FUCK cure, and the SEMEN drugs that are available to, "calm" the GOAT DICK tics often have adverse IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SPIC perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go DILDO numb and BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than SHIT it is without the SUGARTITS drug.

I am an active member of a UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! tourette syndrome JACKASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT the CHENEY public view of Tourettes as a "ASSHOLE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHAKOPEE sorry for SHIT "hi-jacking" your GREASER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like REDSKIN this that really BOLLOCKS annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MARGARET THATCHER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!, and making fun of a WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BOOBS time.

Best PICKANINNY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNTRAG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As RIVER CRABS SUCK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CENSORSHIP not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing TANK MAN right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries I LIKE BUSH leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “MEG” Wen

P.S. HONKY Regards to Andrew FRIG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The KAFFIR bastard who wrote this article. You can PUNANI punch him if you BULLCRAP want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une HUEY P. NEWTON réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the WIENER saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FAG intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKING and POLESMOKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BIRD SHIT BAND WITH 4 WANK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A INJUN HORSE! FUCK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK OFF'S HOUSE

How POO POO BLOWJOB to DICKFACE cure BUGGER OFF the KNOBJOCKEY Tourette's O KURWA! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment INJUN for FAG Tourette's FENCE JUMPER Syndrome CHICKEN FRIES is P'KANG following JACK ABRAMOFF these BULLSHIT rules SHITFUCKER in FUCK order:

• 1: Avoid AUTOFELLATIO immature WIGGER little RANDY TRAVIS kids,
• 2: Count to DICK CHICKEN within DICKHEAD 10 CLITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HORSE PENIS CUNT DICKFACE nor PISS OFF talk,
• 4: Tell BOB SAGET yourself you 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 don't MASTURBATION have SCROTUM this CONDOMS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIGGER TITS WITH NASTY CUNTING ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S PENISFUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK OFF last straw DIPSHIT!

I fucking put SEX' my comment at the TOP OF THE YUKY DOODY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF COON THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be AUTOFELLATIO offensive. PICKANINNY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITFACE people who try ASSCRACK to battle [expletive deleted]'ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT that tight-ass DOUCHING 17-year-HELL—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JOHNNY it now, but someone said BALLS' WIGGER DAMN'DICKFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKTARD is a laughing DICKHEAD matter. Plus there BANGKOK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTBUCKET Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles CUNT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BULLCRAP stuff. So FROG'S FAT ASS that means GOD DAMN stop getting mad at the BUGFUCK first part too and CROTCH talking about the REDNECK letter that it's BITCH mocking (what SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM letter? I don't even know what NIPPLES the heck you're talking about). Adrian MALARKY hi self FASHION BUG even made a really FUCKBAG good point. "It's DOUCHEBAG nothing more FUCKER from a head nod to a BOYCOTT VIACOM! knee tick". MOZILLA FIREFOX. Which I'll add DAMN IT onto MOTHERFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes POWERSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BIRD SHIT be, because if I were a DICKLICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GOD DAMN hilarious. If you DICKHEAD Want facts, go on ARSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll YUKY DOODY be offended, don't read FUCK OFF the freaking PUSSY article anyway.

RAGHEAD ASSWIPE BUKKAKE SHITCOCK WANKER DARTH VADER HONKY JERRY JENKEM BULLSHIT

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WANK SHITHEAD SEX PISS VAGINA JIGGABOO INBRED FUCK A DUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUKKAKE DICKHEAD WOP CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKHEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FLYING FUCK BITCH FELCHING INBRED SHIT GOD DAMMIT TAFFY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE POLESMOKER PIGFUCKER CROTCH AMERICA ONLINE DAMMIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKWIT ROSIE O'DONNELL HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY SPANK THE MONKEY SHIT DYKE I WILL END YOU! CLUSTERFUCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DYKE AUTOFELLATIO SHIT PIGFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS HOT GRITS SHITFACE HELLFIRE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TUBA GOD DAMN FUCKER WIKIPEDIA SOD BOOBS DARTH VADER CRAPPY MARY WHITEHOUSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH BOB SAGET FUCKFUCKFUCK PISS OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHRISTHUMPER GOBSHITE GOD DAMN ASSHOLE BLOWJOB ASSHAT SHITHEAD SEX MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS DICKHEAD GOBSHITE YID WANKER CUNT DILDO MARGARET THATCHER TITTYWANK KAFFIR RUSTY TROMBONE PEARL NECKLACE ASSHAT BUGGER OFF SON OF A BITCH WILLY WONKA FEMADOM WANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK HELL BELGIUM BITCH CUNTBUCKET SHITTY ALF FUCKBAG SHITBALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX BITCH POWERSHIT HOMO DAGO SPICY CUNT FUCK BUTT PIRATE HELL GENITALIA Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MICK BASTARD NECROPHILIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN GOBSHITE NEOPETS FEWMETS FUCK SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER FUCK JACKASS BOOBIES ASSHAT WIGGER DAMMIT PICKANINNY SHIT MOSES KU KLUX KLAN DYKE SAGGY TITS DICKHEAD BLUE PENIS! RAGHEAD MARCH OF FLAMES PISS OFF MY ASS BITCH MOCCASINS NORTH KOREA WANK HELL SPIC FUCKTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH NORTH KOREA GOBSHITE DUMBASS INJUN NIPPLES PAKI COCK FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT KRAUT DICK TITS WALRUS SHIT GOD DAMN BULLSHIT HELL SHITTY TWAT DOUCHEBAG DEMOCRACY DUMBASS SEX FROG'S FAT ASS CHICKEN SHIT CHAV FOUR-EYES CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOU WANKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST COCK DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BITCH FRITZ GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT P'KANG BEAVER CRAPFUCKER TAMPONS RAT'S COCK DUMBASS 30 CASES OF PICKLES CAMEL FUCKER BIRD SHIT FELLATIO MONKEY'S UNCLE KOREA LOVER RAT'S ASS FUCK YOU CHENEY WHORE FIST FUCK NIGNOG BOOBIES DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL RUSKIE FUCKING JUMP! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TITTIES SHITHEAD CARPET MUNCHER FRED PHELPS PORCH MONKEY DILDO GANGBANG BELLEND WIKIPEDIA BITCH HOMO CARPET MUNCHER CLIT KIDDY FIDDLER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT PUSSY FUCKING A VAGINA FUCKER SCUMBAG HAIL SATAN! CUNTYMINTS EMO FIST FUCK DUMBASS MOCCASINS SHUT UP, MEG! FLYING RAT'S ASS YID SHITE WHORE RUSKIE TENTACLE RAPE FUCK HONKY WOP PEDOPHILIA RAPE FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK FUCK POMMIE ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER KRAUT RECTUM RAIDER ASSHOLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU SUCK BALLS DAMMIT GANGBANG 666 FUCK OFF PUSSY PAKI FUCK HO SHITHEAD YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS DICKLICK PISS ARTIST CRACKER I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN IT BALL SACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CUNNILINGUS FUCKING CRAPFUCKER NECROPHILIA RAT'S COCK EXTRA LONG PENIS NIGGER LUV DAMNATION CHING CHONG CHINK NIHILISM IN SACREMENT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF PUNANI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHIGGER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PISS ARTIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT STEVE BALLMER [Insert swear here] TAMPONS CHIGGER POLESMOKER SUCK MY COCK BOB SAGET CHICKEN SHIT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TOURETTE'S IS FUN SHITE DICK IN A BOX MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! PIG YOU WANKER DICK TITS ASS I'LL RAPE YOU REDSKIN O CANADA TITTIES DAMN DICK IN A BOX LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GOBSHITE MILF JUNGLE BUNNY BUGGER OFF DAMMIT SCROTUM ARSEBADGERS NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTBUCKET FUCK TUBA SHITE PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE HOSER POLACK FUCKER GOD DAMN JACKASS SHIT WANKSPLAT INBRED FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK PUSSYLICKER DICKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES BELLEND BITCH BULLSHIT NEOPETS BLOWJOB FUCK OFF LENS CRAFTERS NIPPLES SAND NIGGER WANK ALEX TREBEK DOUCHE WHORE ASS CHRISTHUMPER SHITHEAD SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! MR WINKLER IS GAY ASS ASSCRACK ASSHAT FIREWALLS COLGATE POMMIE WANK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHING CHONG CHINK TAFFY ASSFACE CUM CUNTYMINTS CRAP ON A STICK VENEREAL DISEASE FENCE JUMPER NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FLAMING ASS BADGER ART METAL PRODUCTS GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FLAMING ASS BADGER CHENEY CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DOUCHEBAG and with the GOD DAMN and his JAP of girraffes in which I'LL RAPE YOU while reading about LET'S SHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DESU also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BITCH