Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without BATHING SUIT AREA comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a FROG'S FAT ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOU WANKER neurochemical FUCK disorder PEDOPHILIA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK OFF, sudden BUKKAKE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements OH SHI– or DAMN IT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASS LICKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ORGASM way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CHING CHONG CHINK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SCUMBUCKET by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PUSSY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat O KURWA! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SUCK COCKS IN HELL! utterFUCKance of socially [expletive deleted] objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSHOLE television programs to address DOUCHETITS Tourette's syndrome.

JIZZ Tourette's is FUCKFACE not to be DUMBASS confused with JESSE McCARTNEY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FLYING RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SACRAMENTO random MOCCASINS disorientation, culturally-BLOWJOB-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BANGKOK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CRAPPY language, FENCE JUMPER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FRAK DONKEY DICK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCK souvenir shoppes and massive WANK quantities HELL of ANAL DIABETES PENISFUCK garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the DICKLICK Author:

The TITS & DICKS Tourette's SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Research Institute was PENIS ON A BUN founded to INCEST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CROTCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GO HOME AND DIE article YUKY DOODY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SPUNK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SUCK MY COCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOG SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of INBRED Tourrette's sufferers WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? swear. You can CAMEL JOCKEY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JACK ABRAMOFF TV, for always focusing on the NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! bad side of a terrible SPIC thing.
The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CLEVELAND STEAMER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HADJI knee POMMIE NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is JACKASS SHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUDGEPACKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLUSTERFUCK school for JESSE McCARTNEY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GOD DAMMIT sufferers to become RAT'S COCK manically depressed and SEX commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
There is no GOATSE cure, and the BOOBS drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNTRAG tics often have adverse NICARAGUA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CC PLZ perodol" which caused my entire SHITSLIDE body to go RECTUM RAIDER numb and FUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than JESUS FUCKING CHRIST it is without the WANKER drug.

I am an active member of a EMO tourette syndrome DIPSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUGGER the PISS public view of Tourettes as a "NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CARPET MUNCHER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKSTAIN sorry for BUKKAKE "hi-jacking" your SUITCASE PENIS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUM this that really GENITALIA annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DOUCHING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DICKHEAD, and making fun of a CHINK horrible disorder is (not) JOHN SMILEY FACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DAMMIT time.

Best ASS LICKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MARGARET THATCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BELGIUM Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing VOTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a SLITTY EYES byproduct of your MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. CHRISTMAS TREES Regards to Andrew CHICKEN FRIES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The PISS ARTIST bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you MOZILLA FIREFOX want to.

As a RHODESIA Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you I CAN AFFORD FOOD remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MOSES réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK OFF Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CARPET MUNCHER and WANKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUCHING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSHAT BAND WITH 4 suck my mothers MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOD DAMN HORSE! FUCK OFF IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK OFF'S HOUSE

How JAP to NIGNOG cure TITS the SOD Tourette's PAKI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKFACE for DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's BATHING SUIT AREA Syndrome BUGGER is DICKHEAD following I WILL END YOU! these SHITTY rules POLESMOKER in TOSSER order:

1: Avoid O CANADA immature BUTT-FOR-BRAINS little INCEST kids,
2: Count to BULLSHIT within WANKER 10 SACRAMENTOseconds,
3: Do not open your TITS & DICKS GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD nor ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! talk,
4: Tell BITCH yourself you COCK don't GOD DAMN have PECKERHEAD this FUCKING disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK WITH NASTY URINE-GARGLING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK OFF last straw NIGNOG!

I fucking put BEANER' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the TOP OF PISS OFF THIS SHITBALLS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MARGARET THATCHER offensive. PISS OFF. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to COCKSUCKER people who try SOD OFF to battle WOP'MONKEY BALLS that tight-ass SHITFUCKER 17-year-NECROPHILIA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find suck my mothers it now, but someone said REBECCA BLACK' TITWANK I WILL END YOU!'ASSFACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FROG is a laughing MONKEY SHIT matter. Plus there INBRED was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TWAT Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFACE articles BAD MOTHERFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FELCHMONKEY stuff. So BUGGER that means I'LL RAPE YOU stop getting mad at the ASSCRACK first part too and CUNT talking about the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA letter that it's SEX mocking (what FIST FUCK letter? I don't even know what BATMAN & ROBIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self DYKE even made a really JAP good point. "It's AAAAAAAAA! nothing more GOBSHITE from a head nod to a BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA knee tick". FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD. Which I'll add SHITE onto NIGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LIMEY suffer that NEGRO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SUCK MY DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ABO be, because if I were a DOODIE HEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JAP hilarious. If you RAT'S COCK Want facts, go on BAD MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JERRY be offended, don't read JOHN SMILEY FACE the freaking SHITTY article anyway.

POTTYMOUTH CLIT JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKING SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DEMOCRACY HEIL HITLER!

CAMEL JOCKEY MOCCASINS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK BIRD SHIT ARSEBADGERS BITCH TURD BASTARD JACK OFF MONKEY SHIT BOLLOCKS SHITCOCK CLEMEN JUNGLE BUNNY BIBLE BASHER PEDOPHILIA YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK POMMIE INJUN FUCK OFF MONKEY SHIT BALLS DUNE COON POOPOO YOGHURT CANNON LOLCAT DAMN IT TOSSER TOWELHEAD I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT NORTH KOREA RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE SHITFUCKER RAGHEAD SHITFACE WIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL DIABETES DOT HEAD FUCKFACE FUCKER BUTTFUCKER YOU WANKER FUCKBAG SHITTY DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! COCK SHIT FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTYMINTS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FAGGOT BITCH ASS LICKER CUNT CUNTSWILLING SEX BOOBS NEOPETS CHOAD DALAI LAMA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AOL IPs SHAKOPEE BEAVER SCUMBUCKET TOWELHEAD CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS MACACA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DONKEY DICK GOD DAMN DAMN IT JAP DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKWIT LET'S SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BONER HOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEANER CHAV BOLLOCKS FUCKTARD DUMBASS ASSHOLE JERK OFF LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HYPERINFLATION ASSFACE JUNGLE BUNNY SUCK MY DICK FUCKING A FUCKFUCKFUCK FEMADOM RAPE STRAWBERRY ASS BIGNOSE HAIL SATAN! SON OF A BITCH PEDOPHILIA SHITFACE FUCK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT PEARL NECKLACE CUNT DAMN WANKSPLAT GOD DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER INCEST PISS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT CRAPPER NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD MOTHERFUCKER MICK GOD DAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASS TITWANK HO PISS OFF MY ASS SHITE I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER YOU WANKER YOU SUCK BALLS BITCH RICK MORANIS DONALD RUMSFELD JACKASS FUCK FEMADOM BOYCOTT VIACOM! HEIL HITLER! BALLS BLISTERING BARNACLES RUSKIE FUCK WETBACK BASTARD SHITCOCK YUKY DOODY NEGRO AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT ASSRAMMER SEX CLEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU DOUCHING WETBACK PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK WOP FLYING FUCK TITTIES POLESMOKER CARPET MUNCHER NEOPETS YOGHURT CANNON CAPTAIN CRUNCH NIGGER FUCKTARD SCUMBAG HORSE PENIS BIRD SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FELCHING FUCKWIT FUCKFACE SHITTY LET'S SHIT HELL WOMEN'S RIGHTS HORSE SHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES WETBACK GENITALIA CUNTING ASSCRACK FELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK PENIS ASSHOLE NEGRO TAFFY BITCH WEHATEMARIO DUNE COON BALLS JAP GIVING HEAD JACKASS SHIT PORCH MONKEY FUCKBAG DAMN IT BOYCOTT VIACOM! CRAP ON A STICK JESSE McCARTNEY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUM POOPOO WALRUS SHIT FELCHMONKEY PENIS PISS ARTIST TWAT DIPSHIT HITLER FUCK PISSHOLE YOU WANKER EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS OFF CRAPPY FUCKBAG TIMBER NIGGER SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT GOBSHITE FUCKTARD FUCKFACE SIGMUND FREUD FUCK OFF SHITE MOTHERFUCKER PIG FLYING FUCK FUCKING A ARSE DAMN DICKFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FRITZ POMMIE pen0r DAMN TESTICLE CHOKE SHITSLINGING DOG SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUM MICK SHITE FELCHMONKEY AMERICA'S GREAT! FUCKWIT GENITALIA DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE TURD ASSCRACK FUCKER NIGGER CLEMEN NIGNOG ARSEBADGERS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BALLS DAMMIT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD NICARAGUA CUNT TONY LA RUSSA 666 DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH YOUR MOM CONAN O'BRIAN DAMN WIKIPEDIA HELL ASS LICKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NAZI CONDOMS TITS & DICKS DAMN CUNT BLUMPKIN I'LL RAPE YOU COON SHITFACE FUCKING ASS DAMN ASSRAPING BOOBIES ASSHOLE DAMN IT SHIT HADJI POWERSHIT PUSSYLICKER QUEEF NICARAGUA FLYING FUCK CHOAD CHING CHONG CHINK FRIG CRAP ON A STICK FUCKWIT CLEMEN TITS FUCKER FUCKSTAIN BUGGER OFF SHITBALLS BUTT PIRATE ASSWIPE DICKHEAD WANK JIGGABOO TWAT I WILL END YOU! KRAUT VAGINA ASSCRACK CAPTAIN CRUNCH PUSSY KIKE FLYING FUCK CHIGGER YOU WANKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME HELL ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LIMEY RICK MORANIS HORSE PENIS EXTRA LONG PENIS WANK GOD DAMN BUGFUCK SCROTUM QUEEF ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN SHITTY BULLSHIT DICK TITS GO HOME AND DIE DICK FRENCH TICKLER DAMN IT DIPSHIT PISSHOLE PUNANI BANGKOK ASSCRACK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER FENCE JUMPER FIST FUCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! WANK JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK OFF ASSFACE BITCH CHOAD FUCKTARD BEAVER ARSEBADGERS BAT FUCK INSANE FRITZ EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM WIGGER CUNT CRAPPER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHOLE ABO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH CUNT MARGARET THATCHER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ARSE TAMPONS ASSCRACK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CONDOMS I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER WIKIPEDIA LENS CRAFTERS DAMN SHITFUCKER BASTARD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF SHITBALLS BALLS FUCK ANUSCAKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POMMIE FUCK NUGGET PAKI ASSWIPE CUNT CUNT ARSE WANK POLAK CRAP ON A STICK DOG SHIT GIVING HEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON VAGINA ROSIE O'DONNELL CROTCH CRAP DOUCHE NAZI I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSMOKER PENIS ON A BUN MALARKY CLIT ABO ALEX TREBEK POLACK HELL JACKASS SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY YOU WANKER DAGO DOUCHE NAZI HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITE SHITTY BORDER HOPPER BRUSH MA TEETH BOOBIES MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HADJI BEAVER FLYING FUCK BLUMPKIN HORSE SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK BASTARD SHAKOPEE CUNTBUCKET DIPSHIT NIGNOG 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT VAGINA DAMN ASSWIPE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE REBECCA BLACK PISS OFF NIGNOG RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS HELL BENCH PRESS FUCKBAG CUM [expletive deleted] PEDOPHILIA MACACA SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE SHITBALLS SHITCUNTING SHITFACE BOB SAGET MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANK MR WINKLER IS GAY SCROTUM GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT CRAP SUGARTITS FUCKTARD FUCKING GOAT DICK COCKSTUFFER PUSSY NIGNOG BITCH BIGNOSE ASSRAPING BUTTFUCKER DESU FUCKER DICKWAD CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GIVING HEAD ASSFACE NIGGER WANKER DICKLICK [EXPLETIVE] TITMOUSE MILF PORCH MONKEY INCEST HADJI BONER BIRD SHIT RAGHEAD FUCK OFF JACK OFF DICKHEAD INJUN DAMMIT GOD DAMN BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER SHITSLINGING BASTARD CONDOMS CUNT BORDER HOPPER WANK BRUSH MA TEETH WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER WIENER SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NEGRO SHIT [EXPLETIVE] ARSEBADGERS FREE ELECTIONS BUKKAKE WIENER CAMEL JOCKEY GRINGO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACKASS SHIT NAZI BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER ASSWIPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CRACKER SEMEN FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS JACKASS SHIT BONER ASSFACE FUCK NUGGET BALL SACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WANK MONKEY BALLS TITS & DICKS DICKHEAD BUTT-HEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM VAGINA VAGINA DAMN BUGGER OFF POLAK TIMBER NIGGER DICKLICK SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU WANKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WANK TIT SPRINKLES ASSFACE FUCK EPIDIDYMIS TITWANK FUCK YOU GENITALIA COCK BIRD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOSER GOBSHITE ORGASM PEARL NECKLACE CHOLERA IS FUN! JIZZ CHINK TAMPONS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ARSEBADGERS COON WANK DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER TACO YOU SUCK BALLS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HAIL SATAN! WANK COCK TWAT PENIS ASSFACE SEMEN BOOBIES [Insert yet another person's name here] MONKEY'S UNCLE TESTICLE CHOKE CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK PISS OFF SHITTY PISS HIGH WAGES FUCKHEAD GIVING HEAD MOCKIE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICK JERK OFF SCROTUM KNOBJOCKEY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PUSSY DICKHEAD PENISFUCK FELCHING CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK FUCKER DICKWAD TITS SHITE MICK FUCKING TITS & DICKS JACKASS TIT SPRINKLES SCROTUM CONDOMS CRAPPY TWAT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PIG CUNT INCEST DAMN HORSE SHIT BENCH PRESS BASTARD DUMBASS FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING FUCK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKTARD DICKFACE DICKLICK BOOBIES SAND NIGGER ASS RAT'S COCK MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK OFF SOD OFF PUSSY COON BULLSHIT DICKLICK HELL TOTAL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DONKEY PUNCHER DYKE SHITFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS SHITTY YOU WANKER HELLFIRE SHITHEAD PISS BALL SACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLESMOKER FUCK BOOBIES POLACK DYKE ASS AUTOFELLATIO DICK BOON NIGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE SOD ASS BUKKAKE BASTARD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FUCK OFF SHIT RAPE MONKEY BALLS ASS NIGGER FAGGOT CHIGGER FUCK YOUR MOM HO CLUSTERFUCK YOGHURT CANNON MALARKY YOU WANKER BALL SACK COCKGOBLIN YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU JAP ARSE ARSE CUNT WANK MONKEY BALLS NIGNOG SPIC ANAL DIABETES ASS GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST TWAT PUSSY GIVING HEAD BUTT-HOLE I WILL END YOU! WANK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK OFF POO POO BLOWJOB ART METAL PRODUCTS SHIT CRAPFUCKER SUNSHINE DELICIOUS CAKE DOUCHING SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FROG'S FAT ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MARY WHITEHOUSE BRUSH MA TEETH DICKFACE BITCH FUCKFACE TRANNY SEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BEAVER CUNT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HELL SHITTY BIGNOSE BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO PRICK DAMN IT POLACK BOOBS ASSRAPING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCKSTUFFER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK NUGGET CLEMEN DIRTY SANCHEZ FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DILDO SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA FUCK CHUFF DAMN IT TAMPON IN MY ASS TURD TITMOUSE BITCH DICKHEAD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY TOWELHEAD FUCKTARD CROTCH SHITSLINGING BALL SACK FELLATIO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCKING SCROTUM COON TITS ASSFACE ASS NIPPLES PORCH MONKEY LET'S SHIT PENIS BUGGER DICKFACE CHIGGER I'LL RAPE YOU FAGGOT DAMN DICKFACE DONGSHOVER INBRED ASS HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! ABO SLOPE BOLLOCKS WALRUS SHIT GOD BLESS AMERICA CRAPMUNCHER NIPPLES PRICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR LOGJAMMER MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES BLISTERING BARNACLES GREASER FUCK OFF ASS I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD JACK OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKWIT MONKEY BALLS ASSRAPING SHAKOPEE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BASTARD GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DONKEY DICK SHITSLINGING DICKLICK NEGRO MONKEY BALLS TOSSER NIGGER TITS GOOK COMMUNION WAFER BALL SACK ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HOLY DUMB FUCK POOPOO HELL BITCH QUEEF DILDO SHITTY ASS BOOBS JIZZ CRACKER BUNG-HOLE CAMEL FUCKER FRITZ WIENER BASKETBALL HOOP BULLCRAP SHITHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PENIS THONG TASTER ASSFACE HIGH WAGES CHRISTMAS TREES WANKER FELCHING FIREWALLS CLIT POMMIE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COCKSTUFFER SCUMBAG PUNANI BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BASTARD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MONKEY'S UNCLE TWAT CHING CHONG CHINK SAMUEL L. JACKSON HELL STRAWBERRY ASS CUNNILINGUS D'OH ANAL DIABETES CC PLZ ASSHOLE BORDER HOPPER BLOWJOB CLEMEN COON SEX FUCK BIRD SHIT YOU WANKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS FUCK SHITTY INBRED JACKASS TWAT BELLEND FUCKING ASSHOLE TITWANK FAGGOT SPRINKLES PORCH MONKEY FUCKWIT NEGRO CUNNILINGUS POOPOO DICK CHICKEN HO DAMN DOODIE HEAD TITS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BULLCRAP HENTAI SCUMBUCKET YID SPIC JOHNNY ORGASM VAGINA BIRD IN THE HOUSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSFACE KIKE HAIL SATAN! DICKHEAD D'OH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK OFF ALF FUCKING CAMEL FUCKER PEARL NECKLACE RAPE I'LL RAPE YOU INCEST WOODPECKERSHIT PISSHOLE ASSHAT DUMBASS DAMN DELICIOUS CAKE BUTTFUCKER ASSRAPING FUCKER PISS DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS FROG'S FAT ASS EPIDIDYMIS SHITFACE DAMMIT P'KANG PUSSYLICKER FUCK WANK ARSEBADGERS KIKE BLUE PENIS! TURD CROTCH BUTTFUCKER BONER POLACK FUCK SEMEN NIGGER FELLATIO CC PLZ SHIT LIKE A HORSE BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPMUNCHER POMMIE SCROTUM SHITE FUCKBAG FUCK TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN MONKEY SHIT BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! JUSTIN BIEBER ASSHOLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS PENIS COCKSMOKER HELL BULLSHIT PISS DICKLICK FUCKTARD HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN I WILL KILL YOU! FEMADOM TITS BUGFUCK DICKFACE FUCKHEAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT NIGGER TITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUM ASSHOLE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! DUNE COON HOT GRITS SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT SHITTY CRAPMUNCHER SHITSLINGING ASS FASCIST ASSHOLE SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS FUCK RAT'S COCK DOG FUCKER BELGIUM GANGBANG NIGGER BALL SACK BONER WANK WANK ASSHOLE BASTARD RAT'S COCK HORSE PENIS DAMN LET'S SHIT DICKFACE PUNANI FUCKER BUKKAKE I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT FUCK DAMMIT CHIGGER SHITFUCKER FUCKSTAIN DUMBASS JUNGLE BUNNY TITS THIS IS A RARE SWEAR CRAP HADJI COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN MILF SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS EXTRA LONG PENIS BOOBS AY-AY-AY BALL SACK PISS FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK LIMEY GOD DAMN PEEPEE DUMBASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FRAK FUCKSTAIN PISS UP MY ARSE O KURWA! YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT FUCKING A SHITBALLS ASSCRACK ASSHAT BITCH FELCHING CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER PORCH MONKEY Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCK A DUCK and with the SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM and his pen0r of girraffes in which POMMIE while reading about SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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