Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BASTARD'PUNANI'BOB SAGET'BALLS'POLAK'FLYING RAT'S ASS'SHITFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a RAT'S COCK look at the FUCKTARD talk page of this FUCKING JUMP! article for notes or discussion before SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TIT DIRT neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NECROPHILIA, sudden FUCKFUCKFUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YOU WANKER or SOD OFF vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BUGFUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CAMEL JOCKEY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITFUCKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JAP words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MILF MOTHERFUCKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PUSSY utterFUCKance of socially SHITHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAT'S ASS television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

COCKSHITTER Tourette's is CRAP ON A STICK not to be STEVE BALLMER confused with FROG'S FAT ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CRAPFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PENISBIRD random ASS FASCIST disorientation, culturally-FUCK YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKSTAIN outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DYKE language, POLESMOKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places TOWELHEAD MILF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GENITALIA souvenir shoppes and massive BOOBS quantities SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS of ANAL DIABETES JIZZ garbage.

Darnit.

A CROTCH Polite Note to the BOYCOTT VIACOM! Author:

The FOUR-EYES Tourette's HITLER Research Institute was CROTCH founded to PEEPEE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CLEMEN Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CUNT article IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FIRECROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BIRD SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DONALD RUMSFELD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANKSPLAT Tourrette's sufferers JAP swear. You can MONKEY SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the KAFFIR bad side of a terrible ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP thing.
• The main PEDOPHILIA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CRAPFUCKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKHEAD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small VAGINA knee DOUCHEBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes ANAL cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DIRTY SANCHEZ school for PUNANI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TOSSER sufferers to become GENITALIA manically depressed and FUCKING BASEBALL commit FUCK OFF suicide.
• There is no DAMMIT cure, and the ASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the QUEEF tics often have adverse ARSE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go DOUCHEBAG numb and TITMOUSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than SACRAMENTO it is without the TAFFY drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHOLE tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YOU the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! public view of Tourettes as a "FLYING RAT'S ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING RAT'S ASS sorry for GRAPE PENIS "hi-jacking" your COCKSTUFFER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELLFUCKER this that really GREASER annoys me. I am working towards a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this INBRED article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BOOBIES, and making fun of a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE horrible disorder is (not) ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your PIGFUCKER time.

Best FELCHING regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKING JUMP!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PRINCE PHILIP reply

As DEMOCRACY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are AMERICA'S GREAT! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! degenerate capitalist culture in those OPINION countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. COCK Regards to Andrew CHOAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The INCEST bastard who wrote this article. You can TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! punch him if you DIPSHIT want to.

As a UNITED KINGDOM Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PENIS saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my YID intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NECROPHILIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASS and SHITFUCKER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITSKIN music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MARGARET THATCHER BAND WITH 4 PEARL NECKLACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A REDSKIN HORSE! NECROPHILIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NECROPHILIA'S HOUSE

How SHITHEAD to PRICK cure FEMADOM the FUCKING A Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REBECCA BLACK for HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette's CHIGGER Syndrome DICKHEAD is CLEVELAND STEAMER following SHITFACE these DICK TITS rules WILLY WONKA in CROTCH order:

• 1: Avoid MACACA immature SEX little CRACKER kids,
• 2: Count to TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! within ORGASM 10 PENISBIRDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS ARTIST ORGASM TACO nor BITCH talk,
• 4: Tell TIT SPRINKLES yourself you PIG don't WIGGER have PRICK this PIG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK 666 WITH NASTY TOWELHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NECROPHILIA last straw LOLCAT!

I fucking put SHITHEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE SEX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at MOTHERFUCKER the TOP OF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS THIS CUNT LAPPER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be AUTOFELLATIO offensive. SHITE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MOTHERFUCKER people who try SOD to battle WOP'POO POO BLOWJOB that tight-ass MOCKIE 17-year-DAMN IT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JOHN SMILEY FACE it now, but someone said MILF' DOT HEAD DAMN'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS ARTIST is a laughing POLAK matter. Plus there JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on LIKE FATHER LIKE SON Uncyclopedia, there are LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD articles O KURWA! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BITCH stuff. So TITS that means WOODPECKERSHIT stop getting mad at the CECIL JOHN RHODES first part too and DICK talking about the JAP letter that it's CLEMEN mocking (what ASSWIPE letter? I don't even know what BITCH the heck you're talking about). Adrian GOD DAMN hi self AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI even made a really TIT SPRINKLES good point. "It's ASSHOLE nothing more SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH from a head nod to a LIKE FATHER LIKE SON knee tick". FLYING FUCK. Which I'll add DICK onto All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suffer that PISS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BALLS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTTFUCKER be, because if I were a FUCKTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSHAT hilarious. If you SPUNK Want facts, go on PEARL NECKLACE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HEIL HITLER! be offended, don't read CUNTRAG the freaking SMEG article anyway.

ASS FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SCUMBUCKET COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKWIT BOOBIES PUSSY JAP

TITS & DICKS POTTYMOUTH FRAK SON OF A BITCH PENIS BATMAN & ROBIN SEMEN SEMEN SHITSLINGING I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'LL RAPE YOU FELCHMONKEY CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY TITMOUSE BASTARD CUNT JOHNNY SHITFACE PISS ARTIST SON OF A BITCH CRAPMUNCHER BALL SACK GREASER CLUSTERFUCK DICK BULLSHIT BEAVER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DIRTY SANCHEZ JESSE McCARTNEY TITWANK BLESSED DAMN SAINT TITS & DICKS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL [Insert swear here] DICKLICK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASSFACE RAT'S COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITPISSER PEEPEE SHITSLINGING FRENCH TICKLER BORDER HOPPER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! TITWANK PISS ARSE SHITFACE NI DOUCHEBAG DAMN IT SHITFUCKER GOBSHITE BITCH SHOOP DA WHOOP DOUCHING TIMBER NIGGER PISS UP MY ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY FUCKSTAIN HELL DESU DAMN HELL BITCH CUNT WOODPECKERSHIT BITCH DAMNATION PAKI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIGGER FUCK SOD OFF TITS ASSCRACK CUNT YID HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MONKEY BALLS POISON IN TOOTHPASTE COCKSHITTER FROG'S FAT ASS TACO RAT'S ASS BEAVER GOBSHITE POLESMOKER O KURWA! DOUCHEBAG ART METAL PRODUCTS WANKSPLAT BOB SAGET GOD DAMMIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ANAL SPIC BELLEND FUCKFACE SHIT CARPET MUNCHER ASSFACE CLIT JOHNNY BATHING SUIT AREA NIGNOG PRICK PIG FUCK REBECCA BLACK FELCHMONKEY CUNT CRAPPER WIGGER JACKASS SHIT FRED PHELPS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG SHITE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK TESTICLE CHOKE CHRISTHUMPER DUMBASS P'KANG FUCK FUCKFACE KRAUT MOCCASINS TITS GARBAGE DAY! GOBSHITE SHITE FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD GOD DAMN ANAL DIABETES CLEVELAND STEAMER DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN SCROTUM SHITTY RAPE BUTTFUCKER DEVELOPERS! WINDOWS VISTA FUCK OFF HELLFUCKER FUCK DAMN HELL COCKSMOKER NIGNOG SHOOP DA WHOOP YOU WANKER CHRISTHUMPER YOGHURT CANNON SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITCOCK FUCKTARD FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POTTYMOUTH BUTTFUCKER ASSRAPING YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER NEOPETS FAG ASS SHITE JERK OFF CONDOMS PENIS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT JACKASS SHIT NIGGER RUSTY TROMBONE BASTARD BEANER BEANER PENIS NICARAGUA SHIT CRACKER GOD DAMN ASSWIPE FELLATIO DICKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK DICK TWAT FUCKSTAIN BALLS FUCKTARD FUCKER KIKE BIGNOSE DAMN TOTAL NAZI CHIGGER BUKKAKE BUNG-HOLE BUGFUCK INBRED PENIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA RAPE WOP [EXPLETIVE] WIKIPEDIA WIENER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKHEAD FUCK OFF BATMAN & ROBIN FEMADOM LONGCAT IS LONG FUCKBAG MOSES SOD SPANK THE MONKEY RAGHEAD SCROTUM MOCCASINS DUNE COON DICK TITS FUCKER SHITFUCKER CARPET MUNCHER FELCHMONKEY PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CAMEL FUCKER TIT SPRINKLES BUTTFUCKER PUSSYLICKER MONKEY SHIT HONKY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK OFF TITTYWANK DICKHEAD SOD URINE-GARGLING PRICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CLEVELAND STEAMER CHICKEN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITCUNTING HELL DICK TITS SHITHEAD TACO FUCKWIT BOOBS DOUCHEBAG ANAL WANK CHUFF CAMEL JOCKEY ABO SHITHEAD ASSRAPING PISSHOLE NIGNOG KIKE RAGHEAD LAKE TITICACA CUNTYMINTS FUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT RAT'S COCK SOD PENISBIRD NI BENCH PRESS FLYING FUCK FENCE JUMPER FUCKING JUMP! PAKI JIGGABOO FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE JACKASS DUMBASS HORSE PENIS JACKASS DICK DOUCHING ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKSTAIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BONER RAT'S ASS FRAK PISS OFF [expletive deleted] TWAT SIGMUND FREUD GOBSHITE GOAT DICK CLEMEN SHITE MOCKIE ASS NIPPLES HADJI DICKFACE KRAUT CHINK PENIS ON A BUN BULLSHIT WEHATEMARIO NAZI SHITFACE THONG TASTER COCKGOBLIN CUNT BOOBS NIPPLES JACKASS ART METAL PRODUCTS BASTARD BUGFUCK LOGJAMMER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKWIT JOHNNY FUCK DOG SHIT PIGS MIGHT FLY SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKTARD TITTYWANK TAMPON IN MY ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CUNTRAG FELLATIO SHIT SHITE FUCK PRICK DIPSHIT FUCK OFF WIGGER MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT DOUCHE PENIS ASSHOLE SHITSLINGING JERK OFF GOOGLE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CUNNILINGUS LOLCAT PENIS CHIGGER CHINK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOUCHING SPANK THE MONKEY SHITTY FIST FUCK BUGGER BEAVER SHITE SON OF A BITCH ASS DELICIOUS CAKE BEANER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITFUCKER ASSFACE JUNGLE BUNNY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HELL RAT'S COCK EPIDIDYMIS FROG'S FAT ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM INCEST I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CRAPFUCKER COMMUNION WAFER BUGFUCK BASTARD SHIT WETBACK BITCH FAG WANKSPLAT ASSFACE JACKASS NIGGER DIPSHIT CUNT ASS YOU WANKER STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKSTAIN CUNT CRAPPER CUNT BIRD SHIT TITMOUSE CLIT SCUMBUCKET BITCH PUSSYLICKER DAMMIT DICKLICK FAG BUGGER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITE TWAT FUCKER SHITSLINGING BOLLOCKS CUM SHITCUNTING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TRANNY AY-AY-AY HORSE SHIT TITS SHITE FUCKER ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS VENEREAL DISEASE BANGKOK CUNT GO HOME AND DIE FASHION BUG JUSTIN BIEBER DICKFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASS LICKER PENIS ON A BUN HEIL HITLER! DAMNATION FUCKWIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BIGNOSE SCUMBAG BOB SAGET TWAT ARSE RAPE GOD DAMMIT SHITE ART METAL PRODUCTS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCKING I WILL END YOU! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BUTT PIRATE DAMN SOD OFF TITMOUSE PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER EAT MY SHIT! FUCKSTAIN FUCKBAG JOHN SMILEY FACE BOOBS EXTRA LONG PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MACACA FUCK YOU PEARL NECKLACE WANK DYKE TWAT TITTIES FUCK SHITSLINGING SCROTUM FUCKING DICKHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKFACE WANKER BOOBS DOM DeLUISE CUM FUCKWIT SHIT FLYING FUCK SACRAMENTO PENIS PUSSY GOOK BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITHEAD SPUNK ORGASM GIVING HEAD DAGO TOWELHEAD ART METAL PRODUCTS DONKEY PUNCHER ORGASM TITWANK COON SUGARTITS suck my mothers ALEX TREBEK DICKFACE BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS CUNNILINGUS NIGNOG SHITHEAD CHRIST OF TABERNACLE MOCKIE INBRED BITCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PENIS ON A STICK FUCK FUCK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE CUNNILINGUS INJUN ASSHAT MARY WHITEHOUSE JOHNNY JACKASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BOLLOCKS SHITTY TAFFY BULLSHIT HELL RAPE FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK GOD DAMMIT PUNANI FUCK FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING DYKE TWAT COCKSUCKER CLUSTERFUCK JIZZ I WILL END YOU! YOUR MOM TITMOUSE FUCKING COMMUNIST DILDO POLACK ASSWIPE BUGFUCK DONALD RUMSFELD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DOUCHING FUCK A DUCK FUCK BOLLOCKS LIMEY HORSE SHIT MOCCASINS ASSHOLE DOUCHETITS FLYING FUCK REDNECK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RAGHEAD PENIS TWAT SOD CUNTRAG JOHN ELWAY PISS OFF DICKFACE BOON SOD OFF RUSTY TROMBONE COCK SHITSLINGING FUCKING BASEBALL REDSKIN GOD DAMMIT FUCK PISS OFF CUNTSWILLING BUGGER OFF MOCKIE ASSRAPING FRITZ SHIT CHOAD KISSER CRAPMUNCHER PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHIT HOSER NAZI CLEMEN DARTH VADER INCEST SHITCUNTING FUCKTARD TITTIES FREE ELECTIONS CLEMEN PIG BASTARD SHITE SHIT POWERSHIT RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET TITTIES SHITFACE ASS JACKASS COCKSMOKER FUCK YOU BULLSHIT DUMBASS BATHING SUIT AREA SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT CUNT INJUN FUCKFACE WIENER FUCKTARD VAGINA INBRED BATHING SUIT AREA TACO SHITHEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCK SHITCUNTING HO PISS ARTIST CHOAD KISSER FUCKHEAD PEEPEE CUNNILINGUS CHAV SHOOP DA WHOOP WANK ASS FUCK GOD DAMN CHICKEN SHIT MALARKY CUNT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK WHORE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKFACE IT'S OVER 9000! CLIT FUCKBAG NORTH KOREA FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HENTAI TURD DIPSHIT BITCH DOUCHEBAG CHRISTHUMPER WIENER HUEY P. NEWTON CONDOMS BELLEND WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WANKER BASTARD BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKHEAD DOG FUCKER CHIGGER JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS DOG FUCKER CARPET MUNCHER CRAP ON A STICK SHITSLINGING ASS FASCIST DICKFACE CHING CHONG CHINK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SAGGY TITS INBRED FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SCROTUM CUNT ASSHOLE SHITE YOGHURT CANNON BANGKOK GREASER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA WANK BITCH FUCKWIT NIGGER BITCH HELL JOHNNY SHITHEAD FUCKSTAIN CHOAD KISSER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FELCHING WOP TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ HELL CAPTAIN CRUNCH RAGHEAD BITCH DAMMIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HELLFIRE ASSHOLE ASSHAT SUCK MY DICK DOUCHE PEARL NECKLACE ORGASM SHITCOCK TIT SPRINKLES DAMNATION POO POO BLOWJOB ANUSCAKE FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS HELL DILDO SUCK MY DICK FLYING FUCK CAMEL FUCKER CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! SHITSLINGING ANUSCAKE SHITFACE WANK RAT'S COCK CRAPFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MARGARET THATCHER BORDER HOPPER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TOSSER FUCKHEAD FELLATIO BUKKAKE RAGHEAD SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD BLUMPKIN SHITE HELLFIRE ART METAL PRODUCTS WIKIPEDIA BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE DAMNATION PAKI CHOAD BLOWJOB MICK SHITFUCKER SAND NIGGER COON COCKSHITTER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DUMBASS FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER NEGRO NIPPLES AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING A COCKSUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE P'KANG DAGO MASTURBATION HELL FENCE JUMPER SHITTY FUCK OFF INCEST JAP CRAPFUCKER DONKEY DICK BASTARD MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! 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SHITE NIHILISM PECKERHEAD NEGRO POLESMOKER PIGFUCKER RAT'S ASS PORCH MONKEY NIGNOG PORCH MONKEY TITWANK HELL FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER RAT'S COCK ARSE FUCKTARD HADJI COLGATE FUCKTARD TOWELHEAD FUCKSTAIN JENKEM FUCK YOU FUCKING SLOPE COCKSUCKER DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOUCHETITS COCK OH SHI– POLESMOKER BEANER MICK JAP MAMA MIA BASTARD NIGGER TITS PICKANINNY ASS LICKER FUCKTARD JIGGABOO JAP PENISFUCK TITTIES TURD COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK YOU WANKER BIRD SHIT BUTTFUCKER ASS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT BITCH DARTH VADER SON OF A BITCH BUTT PIRATE BASTARD DOUCHEBAG KAFFIR P'KANG FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKER PRICK CUNTSWILLING YOGHURT CANNON EMO DICKHEAD BIGNOSE MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING TURD TITTIES HORSE PENIS DONKEY DICK HELLFIRE FRIG HELL FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING ABO TOWELHEAD CHIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOTHERFUCKER DUMBASS PENIS ON A STICK SHITFACE CUM BUGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT DAMN DICK LAKE TITICACA TWAT POLESMOKER CRAP TITMOUSE FUCK NUGGET PISS OFF FRAK WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ WALRUS SHIT WETBACK ASS TWISTY VAGINA JIGGABOO DICKHEAD DICK BITCH FRED PHELPS BUNG-HOLE TURD BITCH CAMEL FUCKER ASS JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT JACKASS PISS TITTIES INJUN COCKSUCKER LIMEY JACKASS SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKSHITTER FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKTARD STEVE BALLMER FUCKING JUMP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FRAK SUCK A BIG DICK EAT MY SHIT! LOGJAMMER SHITSLINGING BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD DOUCHETITS FUCKTARD FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT ANAL INJUN CAMEL JOCKEY INCEST PUSSY CHOAD DICKHEAD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PIG SHITE JACKASS ASS DAMN DAMN IT JIGGABOO BULLSHIT EMO DOUCHING ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES ASSHAT JACKASS ARSE JENKEM WIENER CUNTRAG MASTURBATION VENEREAL DISEASE CUM JACKASS INCEST RICK MORANIS FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT TOSSER AUTOFELLATIO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PEARL NECKLACE PIGS MIGHT FLY RAPE FAGGOT SHITFUCKER CUNT CRAP ON A STICK PISS ARTIST PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MARGARET THATCHER SPUNK BUTT PIRATE FROG'S FAT ASS SCUMBUCKET FELCHING SLOPE PISSHOLE ARSE TITWANK PISS ARTIST SMEG FUCKWIT NECROPHILIA TITS & DICKS JACKASS NIGNOG ARSE DICKLICK BITCH DOUCHE BOOBIES BOOBS GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT JACK ABRAMOFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SPUNK and with the SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD and his FU SPANG of girraffes in which GREASER while reading about SOD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See YID also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CHIGGER