Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK'FUCKTARD'ASSCRACK'COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT'VAGINA'DONKEY DICK'POLAK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CRACKER neurochemical FUCK disorder EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKHEAD, sudden ANAL DIABETES m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SONNY BILL WILLIAMS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SEX way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NIPPLES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SALISBURY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ARSE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICK FRENCH TICKLER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BITCH utterFUCKance of socially I AM CORNHOLIO! objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFUCKER television programs to address DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

DAGO Tourette's is KAFFIR not to be DOUCHING confused with BOYCOTT VIACOM! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ARSEBADGERS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCK random NIGGER disorientation, culturally-YOU WANKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSWIPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BONER language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ALEX TREBEK HOMO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKTARD souvenir shoppes and massive COLGATE quantities PIG of ANAL DIABETES FUCK OFF garbage.

Darnit.

A CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Polite Note to the SCROTUM Author:

The SHITFUCKER Tourette's CHICKEN FRIES Research Institute was FUCKSTAIN founded to BOOBIES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRAPMUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DEVELOPERS! article MALL SANTA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OFF MY ASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTTFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WIENER Tourrette's sufferers CHING CHONG CHINK swear. You can CLIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS ARTIST TV, for always focusing on the PUSSY bad side of a terrible AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI thing.
• The main SHITHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'HENTAI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUDDHISM knee SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JACK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DONKEY DICK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for FUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING FUCK sufferers to become CLIT manically depressed and POOPOO commit ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP suicide.
• There is no CRAPPY cure, and the JERK OFF drugs that are available to, "calm" the MOTHERFUCKER tics often have adverse POOPOO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GREASER perodol" which caused my entire INBRED body to go YID numb and GREASER basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the MINORITIES drug.

I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome SHITBALLS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CHIGGER the POOPY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FAGGOT sorry for SOD OFF "hi-jacking" your DAMNATION entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KIKE this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a BRITNEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRITZ article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITHEAD, and making fun of a BLUE PENIS! horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TAMPON IN MY ASS time.

Best LET'S SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DEMOCRACY reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MONASTERIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SLITTY EYES Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing OPINION right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not VOTE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “NORTH KOREA” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMMIT Regards to Andrew GOD DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The EXTRA LONG PENIS bastard who wrote this article. You can CLUSTERFUCK punch him if you SHITTING DICK NIPPLES want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough SALISBURY problems in this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with MORGAN TSVANGIRAI hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DIPSHIT saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my HONKY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKHEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITSLINGING and PISS OFF MY ASS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAT'S COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TITTIES BAND WITH 4 NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! FUCKHEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKHEAD'S HOUSE

How FUCKING A to GOD DAMN cure YID the SHIT Tourette's BOB SAGET Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHITHEAD for CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's CHENEY Syndrome AUTOFELLATIO is SHIT following SPANK THE MONKEY these BOYCOTT VIACOM! rules WALRUS SHIT in CUNTING ASSCRACK order:

• 1: Avoid DAMNATION immature MOTHERFUCKER little SONNY BILL WILLIAMS kids,
• 2: Count to WIENER within SHUT UP, MEG! 10 SODseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RAT'S ASS SHITTY CAPTAIN CRUNCH nor TWAT talk,
• 4: Tell SHIT yourself you I LIKE BUSH don't SHITE have FELCHMONKEY this FELLATIO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITCOCK WITH NASTY OH SHI– DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BASTARD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKHEAD last straw CHOAD!

I fucking put JOHN SMILEY FACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLUSTERFUCK the TOP OF RAT'S COCK THIS HO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be REDNECK offensive. RAPE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GIVING HEAD people who try SOD OFF to battle HORSE PENIS'BULLCRAP that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find WANK it now, but someone said URINE-GARGLING' PISS OFF SHITFUCKER'DICK IN A BOX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE matter. Plus there PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKER Uncyclopedia, there are DAGO articles TWAT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BELGIUM stuff. So SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH that means SCROTUM stop getting mad at the CRAPMUNCHER first part too and BITCH talking about the HELL letter that it's ASSHOLE mocking (what BITCH letter? I don't even know what HI, BILLY MAYS HERE the heck you're talking about). Adrian GRINGO hi self NIPPLES even made a really FUCK good point. "It's PENISBIRD nothing more YOUR MOM from a head nod to a WANKER knee tick". DOG SHIT. Which I'll add 30 CASES OF PICKLES onto COCKGOBLIN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't AUTOFELLATIO suffer that POLACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FROG'S FAT ASS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMMIT be, because if I were a YOU WANKER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BIRD SHIT hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on SHITTY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JACKASS be offended, don't read TOTAL the freaking BUTTFUCKER article anyway.

SHITFACE SHITE HELL MICK TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY HUMAN RIGHTS DICKWAD FUCKING JUMP! RAT'S COCK

RAGHEAD FLYING FUCK SHOOP DA WHOOP SHITSLIDE ASS PISS SUCK MY DICK FUCKING ASS LICKER FUCK NAZI BITCH FUCK TITS & DICKS PENIS NIGGER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DUMBASS PISS BOOBS GOD DAMMIT BULLCRAP DYKE STUB SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ALEX TREBEK CLEMEN PUNANI BUGGER DICKHEAD TOWELHEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BASTARD TWAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PEARL NECKLACE PUNANI SHITHEAD JACKASS AUTOFELLATIO FENCE JUMPER ARFENHOUSE SEMEN HADJI HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BAD MOTHERFUCKER FEMADOM MALARKY SHITBALLS DAMN IT DAMNATION COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK NI ASSRAPING JOHN SMILEY FACE DICKHEAD CUNT ASSRAPING FLAMING ASS BADGER NECROPHILIA MALARKY REBECCA BLACK DAMN FUCK 30 CASES OF PICKLES A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! I'LL RAPE YOU HONKY ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCK YOU DOUCHE NAZI SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY COCK DIPSHIT BEANER DAMN I WILL END YOU! GOOK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TIMBER NIGGER PUSSY EPIDIDYMIS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! WOP POTTYMOUTH HEAVEN POMMIE DAMN SHITE ASSCRACK BOOBIES PISS OFF PISS OFF MY ASS DARTH VADER BATMAN & ROBIN PEDOPHILIA INCEST CUM TACO MONKEY BALLS SEMEN 666 ASSHOLE CLIT SPUNK FUCKING BASEBALL JIGGABOO DIPSHIT SPIC HELL FUCKSTAIN JIZZ RICK MORANIS BUKKAKE FUCKING JUMP! PUSSY ASSFACE BUGGER OFF NIGGER GARBAGE DAY! FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN ASS FUCKING GOD DAMMIT FUCKER TWAT NIGNOG FUCK YOU DAMN SHITTY HO TAFFY ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIKIPEDIA ORGASM MILF I WILL KILL YOU! JOHNNY TITTIES SHITTY MILF BEANER FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE HELLFIRE INBRED CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST [EXPLETIVE] PUSSY ASSHAT DUMBASS ASSWIPE BATHING SUIT AREA FELCHING HOSER SIGMUND FREUD NIGGER MALARKY WALRUS SHIT FUCKING PUSSYLICKER BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY YOGHURT CANNON PIECE OF SHIT ASSBANDIT BASTARD BIRD SHIT FUCK QUEEF BUTTFUCKER HEAVEN DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS VAGINA JUNGLE BUNNY BUTT PIRATE HOMO FUCKFACE BIGNOSE WANK HOLY DUMB FUCK FAGGOT BITCH DUMBASS ASS BLOWJOB CUNT FLYING FUCK DICK CRAP SHITFACE YOU WANKER GOBSHITE FROG'S FAT ASS MACACA MILF WIENER CUNNILINGUS SHITTY SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUM SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD TITWANK JIZZ LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS INBRED COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSFACE DIPSHIT FUCKER CHALICE SCROTUM WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? ASSFACE CHUFF URINE-GARGLING DICKFACE LET'S SHIT BASTARD ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA TITTIES SHIT SHITE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! CUNT BALL SACK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CAMEL FUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE TITTIES BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA TITS BUGGER SHITFACE SHITTY ASSWIPE NORTH KOREA FAG AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] MACACA GOD DAMMIT GYPSY POTTYMOUTH BUTT PIRATE HOMO TITS FLYING FUCK HELL TITTYWANK FUCKING A CHRIS CHAN VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKFACE POMMIE PROTESTS ANAL SHITSKIN WOMEN'S RIGHTS BEAVER DICKHEAD MONKEY'S UNCLE DONKEY PUNCHER DAMMIT FUCKING ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK HELL WHORE BOLLOCKS NAZI PUSSY JUNGLE BUNNY WANKER DUMBASS POLESMOKER CUNTBUCKET SHITPISSER ASS CUNT CRAP ASSHAT RAT'S COCK JAP WOP GOD DAMMIT CHENEY HELL KIKE MOSES SHIT LIKE A HORSE POLAK SCROTUM BONER FUCKING A SUCK MY COCK NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTYMINTS WANK MONKEY BALLS CHINK MOZILLA FIREFOX TWAT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SCUMBUCKET NAZI BONER NIGGER TITS COCKSUCKER CUNTBUCKET BLISTERING BARNACLES YID PISS UP MY ARSE CRIMETHINK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LIMEY WANKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CHICKEN FRIES DAMN FUCKHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT LENS CRAFTERS RAPE WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD ASSHAT GOD DAMN GREASER BULLSHIT BLISTERING BARNACLES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS LOGJAMMER ASS LICKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU PORCH MONKEY HOT GRITS DIRTY SANCHEZ PISS ANUSCAKE JESSE McCARTNEY MACACA O KURWA! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELLFUCKER NI SPIC PENIS AUTOFELLATIO JACKASS BOOBS BITCH BUTTFUCKER HAIL SATAN! BONER HO SHITE SHITFACE 30 CASES OF PICKLES CONDOMS BASTARD ALEX TREBEK CONDOMS PENISFUCK TITWANK FUCKER SHIT CHICKEN SHIT HADJI INBRED ASS HELL SHIT DICK CHICKEN JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHIT FELLATIO FUCKHEAD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH FUCKER SACRAMENTO HELL SON OF A BITCH MOCCASINS DAMN ASSHOLE BULLSHIT HELL FUCKSTAIN WANK FUCK OFF POOPOO YOU WANKER JACKASS JACK OFF GRINGO CARPET MUNCHER ASSHOLE DAMMIT CHOAD FUCKING FUCK CARPET MUNCHER ARSEBADGERS DONKEY DICK WANKSPLAT I AM CORNHOLIO! BEANER FUCK GOATSE JOHN SMILEY FACE FENCE JUMPER POMMIE SUCK A BIG DICK DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS TRANNY KRAUT DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER TITS PRICK SHITFUCKER BASTARD DICKHEAD DAMN FUCKING A BONER INBRED CUNNILINGUS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POISON IN BABY FORMULA DIPSHIT BLOWJOB BASTARD DAMMIT TITWANK MOCKIE MOTHERFUCKER HELL WIENER FLAMING ASS BADGER PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS [expletive deleted] JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE BITCH ABO REBECCA BLACK MOTHERFUCKER MICK WIENER SHITSLINGING NAZI DICKHEAD HOMO CARPET MUNCHER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HORSE PENIS FUCK CHICKEN SHIT DYKE SHITFUCKER SHITFACE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD GRINGO BORDER HOPPER NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER SHITFACE WANKER SOD TITTIES AMERICA ONLINE HELL WOODPECKERSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PUSSYLICKER KIKE I'LL RAPE YOU DAMMIT LOLCAT FUCKER TITTIES HORSE PENIS CUNT MASTURBATION CHIGGER FUCK DICKHEAD SHITHEAD JIGGABOO FUCKWIT JUNGLE BUNNY CONAN O'BRIAN GOD DAMN DOUCHING BULLSHIT CHINK CUNT SHITFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! WANK DAMN DOG SHIT CRAP ASS LICKER CRAP COCK DAMN SHIT SHITSLINGING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS ARTIST ASSFACE BOOBS MOCKIE DEMOCRACY REDSKIN SEMEN FUCKER WANK WETBACK HO ASS GOBSHITE DICK IN A BOX DOUCHEBAG CRAP FIST FUCK SEX BRITNEY WIKIPEDIA PAKI SLOPE FUCK SPIC CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING BASEBALL DICKHEAD HORSE PENIS GANGBANG BIGNOSE FUCK OFF CUNT DILDO TACO BUTT-HOLE HELL NEGRO INCEST REDNECK TITS & DICKS DICKLICK SHITBALLS SHITE QUEEF BUTTFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SUCK MY DICK JACKASS FUCKHEAD DICK SHITFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ ASSHOLE OH SHI– CHOAD GRAPE PENIS NORTH KOREA RAT'S COCK BOLLOCKS CHINK GOBSHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT NIPPLES DICKFACE WIKIPEDIA BIGNOSE BASKETBALL HOOP [expletive deleted] BLUMPKIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON COLGATE FUCKSTAIN FLAMEVIPER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FUCKHEAD DICK FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOON LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITFUCKER JAP DAMN BASTARD JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKSTAIN ROSIE O'DONNELL WETBACK DICKFACE SHITPISSER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT WANK GOD DAMMIT CUNT SHITFACE FUCKING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK BORDER HOPPER INVISIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOUCHEBAG SEMEN CHAV HELLFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY GOD DAMN FUCKTARD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GOD DAMN NECROPHILIA JIGGABOO SAND NIGGER GENITALIA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN TITMOUSE BUTT-HEAD HOT GRITS TACO PUSSY KIKE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKFACE COMMUNIST DILDO ASSHAT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES LENS CRAFTERS FELCHING RAT'S COCK FUCK SOD OFF BATHING SUIT AREA GIVING HEAD DICK MOLDY TITS FAG DICK CRAPMUNCHER PIGFUCKER FUCKFACE CONDOMS SHIT LIKE A HORSE PUSSY ANAL DIABETES BOOBIES COCKSMOKER SPUNK SHITCOCK FUCKFACE PENIS ON A STICK TWAT PISSHOLE BLOWJOB CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITTIES WANKSPLAT CROTCH ASS LICKER DOUCHEBAG POOPOO CLEMEN DICK CHICKEN PISS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FLYING FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA JACK OFF YID CHIGGER MALARKY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK CHING CHONG CHINK BOOBS REBECCA BLACK CRAP DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FRED PHELPS FUDGEPACKER RAT'S ASS FUCK BITCH SHITFUCKER DAMN FUCKHEAD BITCH BUGGER OFF TOSSER DAMN SHIT O CANADA DAMN BASTARD BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT BLOWJOB SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WIENER HAIL SATAN! COCKSUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PAKI HONKY MALARKY CUNT BONG DOUCHING FRENCH TICKLER FRAK BITCH CHIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER DICK BIRD SHIT BALL SACK BLUMPKIN FUCKSTAIN HONKY SHITSLINGING POLACK BRUSH MA TEETH DONKEY DICK SUCK MY COCK PAKI TOURETTE'S SYNDROME DIPSHIT YOU WANKER FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING KIDDY FIDDLER POTTYMOUTH DOUCHEBAG CHOAD DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA CRAP ON A STICK FUCK CUM PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ANAL FRENCH TICKLER CLIT TWISTY VAGINA DAMN DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BUDDHIST MONK SOD SHIT SOD OFF NIGGER CLUSTERFUCK SHITFUCKER BOLLOCKS DICK FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON FUCKING A WOODPECKERSHIT BULLCRAP PISSHOLE JACK OFF DONKEY PUNCHER YOU WANKER FUCK TITS PORCH MONKEY PUSSY RAGHEAD TOSSER DOUCHE ASS SHIT SHIT DIPSHIT DICKFACE CONDOMS FUCK NUGGET PICKANINNY BUGGER OFF CHENEY SHIT RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITHEAD BOOBS PENIS ON A BUN FUCKWIT ASSWIPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUTT PIRATE BALL SACK DAMN ASSHAT FAGGOT BANGKOK FUCK YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE TOTAL FUCK LAKE TITICACA GO HOME AND DIE TITTIES POLESMOKER AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S ASS PUSSY WANK TITTYWANK QUEEF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! INJUN DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING A SOD OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BOON COCKSMOKER DOG SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! GOD DAMN FIST FUCK PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK WANK BOOBIES WANK JIGGABOO YID CUNT DOUCHE JAP ASSRAMMER WANK FUCK OFF WANK JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK WETBACK DAMN NEGRO TRANNY FUCKWIT FRITZ FUCKSTAIN ORGASM POOPOO HEIL HITLER! FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY JIZZ CHENEY SAND NIGGER CHINK FUCKHEAD HELL SCRATCH! GROUNDER! LOGJAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHITE TITMOUSE ASS LICKER FRED PHELPS TWAT BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEX CUM ORGASM [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] TURD DICKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHIGGER CHOAD YID RAT'S COCK COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS RAT'S COCK DOUCHING GO HOME AND DIE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BASTARD BULLSHIT FELCHMONKEY JACK ABRAMOFF PISS NORTH KOREA BULLCRAP BONER WIENER HENTAI HELL BITCH PISSHOLE ARSE COON FREEDOM OF SPEECH FUCK RECTUM RAIDER DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK FOUR-EYES BEAVER DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER POMMIE JAP VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS SEX SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CONDOMS GRINGO NIGGER OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I'LL RAPE YOU BUTT-FOR-BRAINS LOLCAT SHIT FUCKTARD RECTUM RAIDER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICK IN A BOX PENISBIRD ASSHAT WALRUS SHIT SHITE JOHN SMILEY FACE FRITZ NIGGER BITCH CUNTBUCKET FEWMETS GOD DAMN CONDOMS DAMMIT ANAL TOWELHEAD THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FUCK SHITFACE TITTYWANK TWO-INCH PENIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WARNER MUSIC GROUP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TOSSER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITE BOB SAGET BRITNEY ARSE GRINGO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING A DOG SHIT PEARL NECKLACE BEAVER HELL CHENEY CUNT POO POO BLOWJOB ASSFACE BUTT PIRATE BULLSHIT CUNT CAMEL FUCKER WIKIPEDIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DARTH VADER CUM PISS OFF BULLSHIT LIMEY DUNE COON DAMNATION GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SPUNK CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POOPOO DOUCHEBAG DAMN CRAPPY DICK IN A BOX FELLATIO ASS FASCIST PENIS FOUR-EYES CUNT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS THONG TASTER HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT LIMEY SHITBALLS TIMBER NIGGER CUNT NIGNOG DICKLICK VENEREAL DISEASE POMMIE ASS CUNTYMINTS BOOBS DAMN SHITFACE FUCKHEAD CRACKER HELLFUCKER FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS ASS FUCK YOU PISSHOLE TOSSER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GIVING HEAD INBRED NIGNOG PENIS MOCCASINS SHITE FUCK YOU CLEMEN DAMN BEAVER VENEREAL DISEASE DICKLICK CLEMEN SHITCOCK SHITHEAD JERK OFF ASS SHITSLINGING FUCKBAG EXTRA LONG PENIS PEEPEE ASSRAMMER SHIT NECROPHILIA SUCK MY DICK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS FUCKFACE NIGGER TITS PRICK ANAL ORGASM BELGIUM DILDO FUCKING FLAMING ASS BADGER FAGGOT TWAT PRICK EPIDIDYMIS JENKEM FUCKWIT CROTCH MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS FUCK OFF FUCKWIT DOUCHING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKSTAIN KIDDY FIDDLER JACKASS SHIT DICKHEAD GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET CUNTBUCKET NIPPLES INBRED POOPY DAMNATION SHIT BUTTFUCKER BIRD SHIT BALLS FRITZ POTTYMOUTH DIPSHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITHEAD CHINK SON OF A BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT BALLS JACKASS CUNT WANKSPLAT HELLFIRE CUNTSWILLING TITMOUSE CRAPPY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GANGBANG and with the FAG and his ASSFACE of girraffes in which DICK TITS while reading about ASSWIPE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FLYING RAT'S ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• WANKER