Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITE'FUCK OFF'ASSHAT'JIZZ'GENITALIA'WANKER'FELLATIO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SHITE neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLIT, sudden WIENER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK YOU or JACKASS SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGNOG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DOUCHEBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WALRUS SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MARCH OF FLAMES utterFUCKance of socially TWAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address FUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

CUM Tourette's is FUCKTARD not to be SHAKOPEE confused with DAMN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHRISTHUMPER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNNILINGUS random GOD DAMMIT disorientation, culturally-ASSCRACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOOBIES language, PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS OFF MY ASS SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BUKKAKE souvenir shoppes and massive DOODIE HEAD quantities FROG of ANAL DIABETES TAMPON IN MY ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE Polite Note to the FUCKER Author:

The I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's EXTRA LONG PENIS Research Institute was WIKIPEDIA founded to SHITBALLS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TAMPONS article SHITFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TAMPONS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKING A changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FLYING FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PUSSY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of TWO-INCH PENIS Tourrette's sufferers ORGASM swear. You can RAT'S ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITHEAD TV, for always focusing on the NIGGER bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
• The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHIT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FAGGOT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! knee FUCKSTAIN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DIPSHIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FUCKWIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FLYING FUCK school for ORGASM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BORDER HOPPER sufferers to become BUGGER OFF manically depressed and DOG FUCKER commit BONER suicide.
• There is no RAT'S COCK cure, and the WANK drugs that are available to, "calm" the CHINK tics often have adverse RAT'S COCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna COMMUNIST DILDO perodol" which caused my entire NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! body to go EXTRA LONG PENIS numb and DONKEY DICK basically made it NIGGA! worse than BLUMPKIN it is without the DICKFACE drug.

I am an active member of a WANK tourette syndrome DIRTY SANCHEZ association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK the LENS CRAFTERS public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKWIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DICK TITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am TITTIES sorry for DOUCHEBAG "hi-jacking" your NAZI entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KNOBJOCKEY this that really CUNT annoys me. I am working towards a FELCHING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RAGHEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PIECE OF SHIT, and making fun of a SAND NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) JAP funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BANGKOK time.

Best SOD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGNOG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese INDIA HAS NUKES reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS countries. When showing PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DALAI LAMA in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your MONGOLIANS capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “SLITTY EYES” Wen

P.S. CUNTRAG Regards to Andrew PISS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The ASSHAT bastard who wrote this article. You can WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? punch him if you CHENEY want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HIV NEGATIVE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with CAUCASIANS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUNG-HOLE saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ANAL and SUCK MY DICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NEGRO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACKASS BAND WITH 4 YOUR MOM MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A I'LL RAPE YOU HORSE! CLIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLIT'S HOUSE

How JOHN SMILEY FACE to FUCKWIT cure BRUSH MA TEETH the GOD DAMMIT Tourette's ASSWIPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BRUSH MA TEETH for ALEX TREBEK Tourette's LUV Syndrome FUCKSTAIN is RAT'S COCK following BALL SACK these DICKHEAD rules ASSHOLE in CHICKEN SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid NEGRO immature DICKFACE little SEX kids,
• 2: Count to ASSBANDIT within DAMN 10 DIPSHITseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK YOU VAGINA ASS nor FIST FUCK talk,
• 4: Tell ORGASM yourself you BANGKOK don't SHITTY have FLYING FUCK this DAMN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK EAT MY SHIT! WITH NASTY DOUCHING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SEMEN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLIT last straw BALL SACK!

I fucking put FAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE FAG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACK OFF the TOP OF PEDOPHILIA THIS PISS ARTIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NEGRO offensive. SHITFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOODIE HEAD people who try BITCH to battle ASS'WOP that tight-ass POTTYMOUTH 17-year-INCEST—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAPE it now, but someone said TITTIES' DELICIOUS CAKE TURD'COCKSUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BALLS is a laughing COCKSTUFFER matter. Plus there HIV NEGATIVE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLIT Uncyclopedia, there are FRED PHELPS articles FUCKFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching MOZILLA FIREFOX stuff. So BRITNEY that means TITS & DICKS stop getting mad at the LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! first part too and INBRED talking about the GOD DAMN letter that it's YOU WANKER mocking (what BALLS letter? I don't even know what PICKANINNY the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKSTAIN hi self FUCKING FUCKFUCKER even made a really LICK PUSSY good point. "It's BASTARD nothing more BASTARD from a head nod to a DICKLICK knee tick". RAPE. Which I'll add WIGGER onto SHITPISSER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HORSE SHIT suffer that SHITCOCK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DICK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT be, because if I were a 666 Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT hilarious. If you DONALD RUMSFELD Want facts, go on PISS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I RAPE WALRUSES! be offended, don't read ASSHOLE the freaking ASSRAPING article anyway.

MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND TAMPONS VAGINA FUCK OFF ASSRAMMER ASSRAMMER CLUSTERFUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YOU WANKER

FRIENDS FUCK A DUCK SHITFUCKER DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FRITZ CRACKER HORSE SHIT SHITCOCK WANKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BITCH ASS HELL DAMMIT WILLY WONKA MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FRED PHELPS FROG TITS & DICKS SHITFACE RUSKIE TAMPONS JERRY JIGGABOO SHITE GOD DAMN SHIT SCUMBAG CHIGGER BULLSHIT CRACKER FUCK OFF CUNTRAG FUCKING A DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SPUNK PIG DAMN IT GRINGO DUMBASS BANGKOK DICK IN A BOX WANK GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD NIGGER TITS TIMBER NIGGER GOD DAMN JERK OFF ASS BLOWJOB MOCCASINS FLYING FUCK HORSE SHIT SON OF A BITCH WANK MALARKY BAT FUCK INSANE BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY BULLCRAP BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFUCKFUCK GOD DAMMIT CHOAD BITCH DAMN NECROPHILIA CHOAD KISSER DAMN POOPOO WIGGER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST TITS DICKFACE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES 666 BALLS CLEMEN MONKEY'S UNCLE DONKEY DICK TOWELHEAD CONDOMS CUM NAZI ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK SHITFUCKER WETBACK FLYING RAT'S ASS OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA TWO-INCH PENIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FIST FUCK ASSCRACK CHIGGER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! GOD DAMMIT WANK POMMIE TITWANK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISSHOLE ASS FUCK YOU FLYING RAT'S ASS STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKSTAIN GIVING HEAD CRAPFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS PAKI CLEMEN ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE TITS CROTCH MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE QUEEF SHITE FELLATIO DICKHEAD WANKER FUCKER SHIT GYPSY WOP SCUMBUCKET BIGNOSE GYPSY DICK ASSRAPING RAPE TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT SPIC MOTHERFUCKER POTTYMOUTH POLAK DICK TITS PENISFUCK PRICK ASSCRACK TWO-INCH PENIS TURD NIGGER FLYING FUCK FRAK YOU WANKER CONDOMS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NEGRO ANAL BUGFUCK BULLCRAP POMMIE LOLCAT MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER JERRY ASS FUCKING A DAMN SOD DICKWAD POOPY BITCH CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS DICKFACE LET'S SHIT DOT HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS CRAPFUCKER LAKE TITICACA COON WANKSPLAT BUTTFUCKER PISS FUCKWIT SHITHEAD POLACK BENCH PRESS FRIG LIMEY CHIGGER SCROTUM KIDDY FIDDLER STEVE BALLMER VAGINA SCROTUM GRUE RAPE FUCKFACE CUNTRAG DICKHEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX AOL IPs GOD DAMN CROTCH MACACA BULLSHIT ASSBANDIT FUCK YOU FUCKING SEMEN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ALF WIKIPEDIA PIGFUCKER SHAKOPEE SCROTUM NI DIPSHIT HORSE SHIT ASSHOLE HUEY P. NEWTON FUCKFACE BLOWJOB BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING DICKHEAD COCKSMOKER FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TWAT HEIL HITLER! HONKY BASTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! ASSHAT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITSLINGING GO HOME AND DIE VENEREAL DISEASE TONY LA RUSSA FUCK PISS BONG FUCKING COCKGOBLIN CUNT LAPPER CUNT FEWMETS SUCK MY DICK WIENER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHIT WANK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! DAMN PENISBIRD GOD DAMMIT FUCKING BASEBALL RAGHEAD I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY PISS FU SPANG LAKE TITICACA BOLLOCKS BENCH PRESS CLUSTERFUCK CUNT SHITE CUNT BOOBS EMO GIVING HEAD PISS OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMN I RAPE WALRUSES! COCKSMOKER COCKSTUFFER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK DICK ART METAL PRODUCTS MONKEY SHIT TITS FRIG FUCK YOU ASSCRACK ASSHOLE HOMO GOD DAMN ON CRACK ASSHAT BALLS FUCK SHITHEAD HELLFUCKER FELCHING FUCK YOU CLUSTERFUCK WANK INJUN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN YOGHURT CANNON HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUDGEPACKER ASS SHITE HOSER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TWAT SUCK MY DICK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FRIENDS DAMN PISS SCROTUM GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PISS ARTIST AY-AY-AY DONKEY PUNCHER ART METAL PRODUCTS TWO-INCH PENIS HELLFUCKER ABO FIRECROTCH AUTOFELLATIO BONER DAMNATION FEWMETS SHIT FUCKER SEX DOUCHING SON OF A BITCH INBRED FUCK ORGASM BUGGER FUCKING DILDO SHITFACE FAG PISS FUCKER POOPOO RAT'S COCK BUGGER OFF FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO ASS PAKI BEANER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCKSTAIN SPIC DICK CHICKEN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITFUCKER LIMEY O CANADA DAMN IT TITS & DICKS DICKFACE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD CUNT CRAPPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANK DICK TITS BUGGER OFF GOD DAMMIT DOM DeLUISE DAGO FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT FUCKTARD I WILL END YOU! PORCH MONKEY MALARKY SHITPISSER DICKFACE FAGGOT GREASER CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT WIGGER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT ANUSCAKE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ANAL FRITZ DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT QUEEF HADJI YID PISS ARTIST FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER PISSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK YOU BELGIUM SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! PISS JACKASS ASS LICKER FUCKFACE FUCK SHITFUCKER SHITTY HOMO FUCKWIT GREASER INBRED HELL DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FUCKBAG OSCAR WILDE IS GAY CHICKEN FRIES DICKLICK ASSCRACK WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKHEAD BITCH SEMEN TIMBER NIGGER DAMN BUGGER OFF PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD TAMPONS DICKWAD JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SMEG [EXPLETIVE] ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GOOK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN BALLS HAIL SATAN! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GRAPE PENIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITHEAD BOOBS FREEDOM OF SPEECH DAMN CONAN O'BRIAN CONDOMS CUNT HELL DOG FUCKER BOLLOCKS BRITNEY JACKASS TITS FAGGOT PUSSYLICKER TOWELHEAD DAGO ARSE TITTIES ASSHAT D'OH SHITBALLS REDNECK CUNT FUCK BUTTFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE MALARKY BITCH FENCE JUMPER WIENER YID BIRD SHIT PENIS ON A BUN SHITSLINGING ASS LICKER CHOAD KISSER JOHNNY BUKKAKE GANGBANG SHITTY CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SAMUEL L. JACKSON BONER CHIGGER CHOAD MONKEY BALLS CROTCH DAGO ASSRAPING DAMN ASSFACE NIGNOG BASTARD POLAK ORGASM JIGGABOO WEHATEMARIO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLACK TESTICLE CHOKE GREASER FUCK NUGGET PUSSY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK TWISTY VAGINA INJUN AY-AY-AY DICK TITS PRICK DOUCHEBAG I'LL RAPE YOU TWAT CUNTYMINTS FIRECROTCH HELL FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUKKAKE POLESMOKER FENCE JUMPER CONDOMS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TWAT DOUCHE NAZI RAT'S COCK DYKE DAGO SHITFACE ASSHAT FELCHING WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITHEAD MASTURBATION CRACKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNNILINGUS DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JOHN ELWAY CUNTSWILLING POMMIE PENISFUCK TITWANK WALRUS SHIT DICKFACE HELL DAMN HELL SHIT HIV NEGATIVE COCKSUCKER WHORE URINE-GARGLING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JIGGABOO ASSFACE DOUCHE EPIDIDYMIS SHIT TAFFY TWAT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKING P'KANG ASSHOLE [Insert silly non-swear here] CHICKEN SHIT WHORE POLAK BOOBIES BOB SAGET MOTHERFUCKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DICKFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ RAT'S COCK HELL TURD ASS SHITBALLS PEARL NECKLACE WANKER FALUN GONG CUNTSWILLING PISS OFF MARGARET THATCHER SOD OFF BORDER HOPPER INBRED ASSCRACK PISS UP MY ARSE PORCUPINE'S BALLS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PICKANINNY DAMN WHORE TWISTY VAGINA SPIC ARSE MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT CUNT DOM DeLUISE BOB SAGET NIGNOG DICKFACE FENCE JUMPER AUTOFELLATIO TRANNY RAPE PRICK CHAV I'LL RAPE YOU EPIDIDYMIS CUNT ASSCRACK JOHN SMILEY FACE GOD DAMN INCEST FUCKFUCKFUCK ORGASM CRAP ON A STICK ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS ARSE [expletive deleted] SHITSKIN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GOD DAMMIT PISS FUCK HOT GRITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! NIGNOG SHITE NIGNOG GOD DAMN GANGBANG ARSE SHITSLINGING DUMBASS JIZZ DOUGHNUT PUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON CAMEL FUCKER FUCKER FUCKTARD CRACKER O KURWA! I WILL KILL YOU! YOU WANKER HAIL SATAN! FUCKTARD JESSE McCARTNEY SHIT CUM FUCK FUCKING JUSTIN BIEBER CLEMEN CRAPPY SPICY CUNT FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DAMN TAFFY JERK OFF FUCKER HAPPINESS BLOWJOB CLUSTERFUCK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CUNTRAG FUCK YOU DOG FUCKER NIGGER ASS BALL SACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GOATSE PENIS DICKFACE ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT FRIG WANK SCROTUM SOAPY TITWANK DICKLICK PUSSY FELCHING FUCKER KRAUT FEWMETS SAND NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHIT GO HOME AND DIE JOHN SMILEY FACE MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITHEAD CLEMEN HOLY DUMB FUCK SEX PEARL NECKLACE suck my mothers GRASS MUD HORSE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICK CHICKEN BOON JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST HELLFUCKER GIVING HEAD SEMEN FUCKFUCKFUCK CHIGGER SHITTY BEAVER SHITHEAD FUCK YOU HONKY NAZI JERK OFF BUTT PIRATE CANNED QUOTE WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCKING A LET'S SHIT SHITCUNTING PISSHOLE JENKEM POLAK O CANADA PISS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HELLFIRE JENKEM SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU NORTH KOREA ASSWIPE BASTARD RUSKIE TOWELHEAD FUCKER BIGNOSE WANK BITCH ASSCRACK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOOBIES SEMEN ANUSCAKE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT TWAT CUNT PEEPEE GREASER JACK ABRAMOFF BOOBS LET'S SHIT DOODIE HEAD SIGMUND FREUD NEOPETS INJUN MONKEY BALLS SHITFACE LAKE TITICACA DILDO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHOLE BOOBIES LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD P'KANG SHIT JERRY FOUR-EYES BASTARD 666 ANUSCAKE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! OH SHI– DOG SHIT CRAPFUCKER HONKY GOATSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI INBRED JERK OFF BOOBS THONG TASTER NIGGER WANK TOSSER SHITTY CRACKER PUNANI FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT TITWANK SHITPISSER CRAPMUNCHER BEANER [EXPLETIVE] FUCKER YUKY DOODY NIPPLES ASSHOLE FUCK OFF MOCKIE ASSWIPE LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKWIT CUNTSWILLING FRAK MOCKIE ASSFACE DIRTY SANCHEZ SUCK MY DICK JUSTIN BIEBER ASS DOUCHE NAZI DAMN HOT GRITS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WALRUS SHIT MILF ASS ASS HELLFIRE POLESMOKER VAGINA ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS DAGO SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DUMBASS FUCK DIPSHIT ORGASM SHITBALLS HELL FUCKING A TITS & DICKS WHORE SHITFUCKER BUGFUCK WANK SPANK THE MONKEY JESSE McCARTNEY BALLS FUCKWIT TIT DIRT CHICKEN SHIT VAGINA SHITTY TIT DIRT GANGBANG BITCH TIT SPRINKLES RUSKIE MASTURBATION MALARKY BUTTFUCKER GREASER DICKHEAD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DAMN DICK CHICKEN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PAKI PUSSY CLIT DICKFACE NICARAGUA FUCKWIT SHITFUCKER DICKFACE NIGGER TITS THERE IS A CABAL YUKY DOODY CUNT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCK DAMNATION DICKWAD FUCKHEAD ASS LICKER BELLEND TWAT SOD OFF MALARKY PENIS HELLFIRE FUCKING BASEBALL Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CHOAD KISSER and with the HELL and his FUCK OFF of girraffes in which DAMN IT while reading about COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HELLFUCKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FLYING RAT'S ASS