Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's MONKEY SHIT'BOOBS'HOMO'DAMN'ARSE'SHITSLINGING'TURD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITTIES neurochemical FUCK disorder SAND NIGGER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!, sudden CUNTRAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or BRITNEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SHITBALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALL SACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FAGGOT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS ARTIST by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MOLDY TITS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially BALLS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA television programs to address CROTCH Tourette's syndrome.

BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette's is WIENER not to be PEARL NECKLACE confused with COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELLFIRE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves WIGGER random BUTTFUCKER disorientation, culturally-FROG'S FAT ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHOLE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PIG language, SUCK MY COCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CUNT DICKWAD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MONKEY SHIT souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN quantities KRAUT of ANAL DIABETES WOP garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the SEMEN Author:

The ASSHAT Tourette's FLYING RAT'S ASS Research Institute was SHITFACE founded to [expletive deleted].

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WANKSPLAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your LET'S SHIT article WANKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK YOU I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUGFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOG FUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of VENEREAL DISEASE Tourrette's sufferers FUCKTARD swear. You can DOUCHE NAZI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TV, for always focusing on the BIRD SHIT bad side of a terrible FUCK OFF thing.
• The main DAMN symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are YOU WANKER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small LIMEY knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GO HOME AND DIE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes RAT'S COCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DOUCHEBAG school for SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIENER sufferers to become MOTHERFUCKER manically depressed and SHITE commit WANK suicide.
• There is no GIVING HEAD cure, and the FRIG drugs that are available to, "calm" the JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS tics often have adverse NAZI side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHEBAG body to go SHITTY numb and P'KANG basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHIGGER it is without the MILF drug.

I am an active member of a PUNANI tourette syndrome RUSTY TROMBONE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKER the GOD DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "POMMIE swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAGO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SPIC sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your DOODIE HEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FAG this that really VAGINA annoys me. I am working towards a JESUS FUCKING CHRIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) FUCKFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOUGHNUT PUNCHER time.

Best TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries FREEDOM OF SPEECH leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT MOVEMENT byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. DAMMIT Regards to Andrew ABO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The TURD bastard who wrote this article. You can SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH punch him if you CAMEL FUCKER want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIV NEGATIVE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my WOP intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHAT and SAND NIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A LIMEY HORSE! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!'S HOUSE

How JESSE McCARTNEY to ASSHAT cure TESTICLE CHOKE the DICK Tourette's BORDER HOPPER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for CUNT Tourette's THONG TASTER Syndrome MOZILLA FIREFOX is CAMEL FUCKER following BITCH these VAGINA rules BOON in BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid [Insert silly non-swear here] immature EAT MY SHIT! little WILLY WONKA kids,
• 2: Count to WIENER within FUCK YOU 10 FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK nor DICK IN A BOX talk,
• 4: Tell NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES yourself you WINDOWS VISTA don't SACRAMENTO have BUKKAKE this AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITFACE WITH NASTY ASSRAPING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIPPLES FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! last straw SUCK MY COCK!

I fucking put GENITALIA' my comment at the TOP OF THE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at HONKY the TOP OF BUTTFUCKER THIS FUCKBAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FELCHING offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HITLER people who try DILDO to battle NEGRO'SONNY BILL WILLIAMS that tight-ass SOD 17-year-EPIDIDYMIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said PENIS' ASS CHINK'HELL on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLOWERS is a laughing PISS ARTIST matter. Plus there ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMMIT Uncyclopedia, there are POLESMOKER articles NAZI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHITFACE stuff. So HELLFIRE that means WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? stop getting mad at the TURD first part too and BALLS talking about the RAT'S ASS letter that it's AAAAAAAAA! mocking (what NEGRO letter? I don't even know what WANK the heck you're talking about). Adrian NECROPHILIA hi self TITS even made a really LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT good point. "It's SPANK THE MONKEY nothing more CUNT from a head nod to a ASSBANDIT knee tick". JERRY. Which I'll add HORSE PENIS onto BITCH saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BAT FUCK INSANE suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRACKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to PEARL NECKLACE be, because if I were a DAMN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BALL SACK hilarious. If you ASS Want facts, go on BULLSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CAMEL JOCKEY be offended, don't read FUCKING the freaking DAMN article anyway.

VAGINA TWAT ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FEWMETS ANUSCAKE BITCH DAMN IT PIG FUCK OFF COCKSTUFFER

HELL DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POLESMOKER SON OF A BITCH RAT'S ASS BLUE PENIS! BONER TURD FLYING FUCK URINE-GARGLING TWO-INCH PENIS O KURWA! WIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS POMMIE NAZI JIZZ FUCK OFF FROG'S FAT ASS WANK POMMIE DYKE BLOWJOB DONKEY DICK BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU KRAUT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HITLER TITMOUSE CHICKEN SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS INBRED RAT'S COCK DICKHEAD YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS HELL RECTUM RAIDER FUCKSTAIN FUCKING BALLS WIENER ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS DAGO ASSCRACK PISS SHITHEAD DAMN ASSHAT ASSFACE JACK OFF DAMN IT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG SHITFACE POLESMOKER SHITTY PENISFUCK WANK FENCE JUMPER WOODPECKERSHIT POOPY DAMN SHITTY CRAP ON A STICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! COON BEAVER O CANADA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST FUCKER GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG DICK CHICKEN BASTARD JAP GOD DAMN TURD CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN IT O CANADA RAT'S ASS RAPE FLAMING ASS BADGER DYKE SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX BOOBS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKGOBLIN TWAT DIPSHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRENCH TICKLER FLYING FUCK TAFFY BITCH CHOAD FOUR-EYES FUCKFACE ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS LICKER CAMEL FUCKER ASSRAPING SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE CUNT ASS DAGO DAMN BUGFUCK SHITBALLS CUNT NIGGER CONDOMS BUGGER PEEPEE CHINK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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ASSCRACK NECROPHILIA TIT DIRT KIDDY FIDDLER PEARL NECKLACE HELLFUCKER BITCH PUSSYLICKER BOLLOCKS DOG FUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BONER BATHING SUIT AREA TURD BAT FUCK INSANE PEDOPHILIA GRAPE PENIS TWISTY VAGINA NAZI FUCK HENTAI DONKEY PUNCHER SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER BIGNOSE BUKKAKE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SUITCASE PENIS DONKEY DICK PISS REDNECK FUCKTARD ASSWIPE CUNT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WIENER HOMO RAGHEAD JIZZ BUTT PIRATE FUCK BOOBS SHITSLINGING HELL BITCH FUCK YOU EPIDIDYMIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTRAG PRICK POLACK POLESMOKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 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FUCK NUGGET SOD BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD AUTOFELLATIO SCUMBAG CRAPPY BELLEND SON OF A BITCH PENISPENISPENIS!!! KRAUT DOUCHING COMMUNIST DILDO BASKETBALL FUCK WANK DOUCHING PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU PRICK FUCK OFF FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS OFF MY ASS SCROTUM KRAUT CLUSTERFUCK ASSRAPING PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS SCUMBAG DICK IN A BOX FUDGEPACKER LOGJAMMER DICKLICK DOG SHIT FOREIGN CURRENCY PENISFUCK CUNT ASSCRACK JIZZ DICKWAD CHENEY SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY COLGATE HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN FUCKFACE CLUSTERFUCK SHITTY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHIT NIGGER BITCH ASSHAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SEMPRINI RAT'S ASS CHRISTHUMPER GOD DAMN SCROTUM BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX HORSE PENIS ASSFACE TITTYWANK DARTH VADER MOTHERFUCKER HELL SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ANAL DIABETES FRIG FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE HONKY BASTARD FUCKING JUMP! POMMIE FEWMETS PISS OFF BOB SAGET HELLFIRE I WILL KILL YOU! BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITTY WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! GARBAGE DAY! EXTRA LONG PENIS BELLEND 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKTARD JAP GANGBANG FUCK LAKE TITICACA DILDO DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CLEMEN DAMMIT BOOBS CHUFF DONKEY PUNCHER TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE JUSTIN BIEBER WHORE PUSSY DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITTY PISS OFF PISS ARTIST CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHITSLINGING FEMADOM KIKE SAND NIGGER MONKEY SHIT CLIT FUCKHEAD ASSRAMMER RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS MONKEY SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS AUTOFELLATIO DAMN SAND NIGGER FELCHING WIGGER LET'S SHIT SNUFF PORN BALLS ASSWIPE JOHN SMILEY FACE SCUMBAG KNOBJOCKEY BALLS ASSBANDIT CRAPMUNCHER STRAWBERRY ASS SHITTY SCUMBAG TWISTY VAGINA MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS WANK DAMN CHIGGER RECTUM RAIDER BITCH SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BIGNOSE REBECCA BLACK CUNT FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DONKEY DICK TITS & DICKS DICKFACE CHICKEN SHIT BASTARD D'OH FUCKSTAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITBALLS BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK ASSFACE SAGGY TITS DICKFACE BONER CUNTRAG [expletive deleted] SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS VOTE FRENCH TICKLER ALEX TREBEK PISSHOLE DAGO HOLY DUMB FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK TAFFY DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY DICK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOD DAMN TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD SHITE WANK SACRAMENTO HELL FRITZ POLACK GOD DAMMIT JOHNNY PISS ARTIST DONKEY DICK TOWELHEAD FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK COLGATE FLYING FUCK MASTURBATION FLYING FUCK WANK CUNT DOUCHE BUTTFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT ASS FASCIST PISS ARTIST SHITE DUMBASS MARGARET THATCHER REDSKIN SOD JIZZ INCEST CHOAD SHITFACE CRAPMUNCHER INBRED LET'S SHIT RANDY TRAVIS SHITBALLS COCKSUCKER COON COCKSHITTER BLOWJOB FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT ASSHOLE PISS OFF SHIT BUTT PIRATE TOSSER BELLEND FIRECROTCH JACK ABRAMOFF SPANK THE MONKEY DICKHEAD KNOBJOCKEY JUSTIN BIEBER WIENER RAGHEAD HAIL SATAN! WOP SHITHEAD COON JACK OFF BOOBS SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE INJUN PISS OFF BASTARD POMMIE SPIC PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF MY ASS BOLLOCKS DOUCHE NAZI DICK SHITPISSER FUCK BASTARD TWAT FUCKFUCKFUCK CROTCH FRIG RAPE YID MALARKY FLAMING ASS BADGER FLYING RAT'S ASS CROTCH BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! WIENER FUCK NUGGET ASSWIPE JACKASS CHIGGER MARY WHITEHOUSE COCK FELCHMONKEY DOUCHE NAZI FUCK FUCK YOU TITTIES FUCKER SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD DIPSHIT INJUN TENTACLE RAPE SHITCOCK NEGRO MOCCASINS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! CLUSTERFUCK CUNTBUCKET CUNT HOMO FUCKWIT MILF BOLLOCKS DAMMIT ASSCRACK PRICK CUNT NEGRO BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO TOWELHEAD PRICK WETBACK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING JUMP! WINDOWS VISTA ASSHOLE RAT'S ASS POMMIE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN FUCK WHITE POWER SHIT SHITBALLS PRICK HADJI FUCK NUGGET DOG SHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MONASTERIES SHITFACE NIGGER TITS TAFFY BORDER HOPPER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNT FUCKWIT ASSHAT SHITE CRAPMUNCHER SUCK MY DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HONKY MOCCASINS [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING BASEBALL CHICKEN SHIT GO HOME AND DIE DAMN SHITSLINGING RUSKIE SHITHEAD FUCK NIPPLES PENIS WALRUS SHIT WANK ARSE DICKHEAD MONKEY BALLS DOT HEAD BUTTFUCKER CHINK FRITZ CUNTSWILLING DICKLICK THIS IS SPARTA! DYKE TITS MOCKIE BUGGER OFF BUTTFUCKER SHIT VAGINA PIXIES FUCKING GOD DAMMIT BIG FOOT YOU WANKER DAMN GOD DAMN BASTARD JAP SOD OFF HO FRAK BENCH PRESS GOD DAMMIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PRICK and with the JESSE McCARTNEY and his FLYING RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which BAT FUCK INSANE while reading about BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HORSE SHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNT