Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without FASHION BUG comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BUTT PIRATE article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ANAL neurochemical FUCK disorder SHIT LIKE A HORSE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden COON m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITHEAD or MARGARET THATCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JACKASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKWIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FRIG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA REBECCA BLACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNTBUCKET ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MONKEY SHIT utterFUCKance of socially COCKSTUFFER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POO POO BLOWJOB television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is CROTCH not to be BIRD SHIT confused with FUCK YOU Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TOSSER random POTTYMOUTH disorientation, culturally-BUGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TRANNY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BRUSH MA TEETH language, QUEEF and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAGO JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive POLESMOKER quantities PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of ANAL DIABETES FRIG garbage.

Darnit.

A QUEEF Polite Note to the I'LL RAPE YOU Author:

The BEANER Tourette's DAMN Research Institute was FUCKING founded to YOU WANKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HO article BALLS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNNILINGUS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DEVELOPERS!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers MALARKY swear. You can FROG'S FAT ASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUTTFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the PISS bad side of a terrible EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA thing.
The main I'LL RAPE YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FELCHING' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HI, BILLY MAYS HERE knee TITS & DICKS NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is COCKGOBLIN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WETBACK school for POLACK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BUGGER sufferers to become FUCK OFF manically depressed and SHITFUCKER commit HADJI suicide.
There is no CRAP ON A STICK cure, and the HEIL HITLER! drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse WANKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FROG perodol" which caused my entire BUTT-HEAD body to go I WILL KILL YOU! numb and BOON basically made it NIGGA! worse than MARY WHITEHOUSE it is without the FENCE JUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a MOZILLA FIREFOX tourette syndrome MARCH OF FLAMES association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FEMADOM the FUCKWIT public view of Tourettes as a "SCROTUM swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING RAT'S ASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SCROTUM sorry for FUCK YOU "hi-jacking" your FRIG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BALLS this that really MOTHERFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a JERK OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BAD MOTHERFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NAZI, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) JUMPING JESUS!!! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best SUCK MY DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BRITNEY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of KOREA LOVER degenerate capitalist culture in those PROTESTS countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHIST MONK in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONASTERIES byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “INDIA HAS NUKES” Wen

P.S. FUCKWIT Regards to Andrew JOHN ELWAY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK YOU punch him if you CRAP want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you MORGAN TSVANGIRAI remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MOTHERFUCKER and SHITHEAD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TENTACLE RAPE BAND WITH 4 FUCKING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TACO HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How BUTTFUCKER to DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! cure PENIS ON A STICK the I WILL END YOU! Tourette's BALLS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CAMEL JOCKEY for PUSSY Tourette's TAFFY Syndrome BASTARD is JAP following SMEG these BIGNOSE rules WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? in SUCK MY COCK order:

1: Avoid GRIS immature ANAL DIABETES little GIVING HEAD kids,
2: Count to HELL within SHIT 10 BOLLOCKSseconds,
3: Do not open your CUNT FUCKHEAD POMMIE nor DILDO talk,
4: Tell DONKEY PUNCHER yourself you PISS OFF don't SHITBALLS have BLUMPKIN this COCKSMOKER disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WOP WITH NASTY BALL SACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw TWAT!

I fucking put ASSFACE' my comment at the TOP OF THE ABO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSFACE the TOP OF BITCH THIS PISS ARTIST ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HOMO offensive. ASSCRACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try FLYING RAT'S ASS to battle CHING CHONG CHINK'TURD that tight-ass JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 17-year-JAP—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKING it now, but someone said GRAPE PENIS' ASSWIPE FUCKWIT'FIRECROTCH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ARSEBADGERS is a laughing ANAL matter. Plus there FUCK OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOAT DICK Uncyclopedia, there are SHITE articles NIGGER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUITCASE PENIS stuff. So PORCH MONKEY that means BUTT-HEAD stop getting mad at the HELL first part too and FAG talking about the GOD DAMMIT letter that it's [EXPLETIVE] mocking (what JACKASS SHIT letter? I don't even know what HO the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHOAD hi self ASSFACE even made a really ADMINS ARE GAY good point. "It's FELCHING nothing more O CANADA from a head nod to a TENTACLE RAPE knee tick". JIGGABOO. Which I'll add SAMUEL L. JACKSON onto WARNER MUSIC GROUP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't LET'S SHIT suffer that CAMEL JOCKEY much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SAGGY TITS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMN be, because if I were a SLITTY EYES Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article EMO hilarious. If you BUGGER Want facts, go on NEGRO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHITE be offended, don't read WANK the freaking FUCKWIT article anyway.

SHITSKIN WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUTTFUCKER NAZI GREASER ASSFACE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKING A BULLSHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS

RICK MORANIS FLYING FUCK OLD CHRIST OF A DIPSHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE ORGASM JIGGABOO FUCKFACE PRICK SHITFACE FENCE JUMPER FROG'S FAT ASS FRIG CUNTING ASSCRACK BENCH PRESS TITTIES ARSE GOD DAMMIT FUCKWIT DUMBASS LET'S SHIT DICK IN A BOX DUNE COON RAT'S COCK DAMN IT BUGFUCK COCK NEOPETS MALARKY ASSHAT PENIS ON A STICK SCROTUM ANAL DIABETES BLUE PENIS! LET'S SHIT ASSFACE COCKSHITTER TITTYWANK DONGSHOVER FUCKSTAIN COCKSTUFFER HELL BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BASTARD SHITCOCK DAMN IT FUCKTARD NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY DICK BALLS TITS BAT FUCK INSANE HELL CUNT BASTARD JOHNNY TITS CUNT JIZZ SON OF A BITCH 666 WANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH SHITFACE CUNT FEMADOM FUCKWIT SUGARTITS WANK DIPSHIT CARPET MUNCHER INBRED POLESMOKER SHITE ASSCRACK SHITFACE DAMN IT WIKIPEDIA CUNT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MONKEY BALLS KIKE FUCKER HORSE PENIS WETBACK DEVELOPERS! BLESSED DAMN SAINT JAP DIPSHIT GO HOME AND DIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH DAMN CLEMEN ARSE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PRICK CUNTSWILLING RICK MORANIS FEMADOM YOUR MOM BITCH WANK WANK SHITHEAD SHITE JOHN ELWAY FRITZ PIECE OF SHIT CRAP JENKEM SHITE CRACKER MOTHERFUCKER SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK OFF RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE TAMPONS BULLCRAP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE YOU WANKER KRAUT FIST FUCK GIVING HEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ORGASM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! KNOBJOCKEY TITTYWANK JAP GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE NICARAGUA FUCKHEAD WINDOWS VISTA ARSEBADGERS GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FUCKWIT pen0r ARSEBADGERS NAZI SHIT PUNANI FUCKING A PRICK TAMPON IN MY ASS WANK OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMN IT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SPANK THE MONKEY FUCKING CLUSTER FUCK SUCK MY DICK SCUMBAG VENEREAL DISEASE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 ART METAL PRODUCTS TITTYWANK MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT PORCH MONKEY SCUMBAG DOUCHETITS JAP TIT DIRT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BOLLOCKS BELLEND ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITSKIN DAMN INCEST DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! DICK CHICKEN TOSSER TURD pen0r I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER CHOAD KISSER HITLER JACKASS ALEX TREBEK BOOBS BULLCRAP FAG SHITPISSER ANAL DIABETES INBRED BONER FUCKING A SHIT SHITTY FUCKING FUCKHEAD HAIL SATAN! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY DARTH VADER MICK STRAWBERRY ASS JAP SCUMBAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DYKE SHIT TITS & DICKS INCEST ASS FASCIST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! JAP CLUSTER FUCK EMO CHOAD TAFFY MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT MICK STEVE BALLMER ALF BOLLOCKS PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY ASSCRACK BULLSHIT FUCK NUGGET WIENER BUTTFUCKER PISS OFF DIPSHIT FUCKWIT RECTUM RAIDER BASTARD TITWANK FRIG REBECCA BLACK SPIC INCEST COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PUSSY BITCH PAKI P'KANG JACK OFF DARTH VADER GANGBANG WOP BLUE PENIS! WANK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD INJUN BITCH WANK BUTTFUCKER TACO CLUSTER FUCK TRANNY CUNTRAG POLAK TITWANK CRAPPY PICKANINNY GANGBANG FUCKWIT CRAPPY YOU WANKER CC PLZ KIKE SUITCASE PENIS POTTYMOUTH DILDO ASS CLEMEN DAMMIT GRINGO BUGGER OFF BORDER HOPPER PORCH MONKEY TESTICLE CHOKE CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT CRAPFUCKER ASSCRACK GIVING HEAD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKING A INBRED CUNTBUCKET DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISSHOLE DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FAG SHITCOCK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INCEST HELL CUNT PUSSY BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALLS HEIL HITLER! FUCKING A SCUMBAG FUCKING A SHITHEAD TONY LA RUSSA FUCKER PUSSY ASSHAT PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE WANK CUNTBUCKET BUTT PIRATE FRED PHELPS BUGGER OFF COCKSMOKER CHIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKFACE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PUSSY FOUR-EYES DAMMIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FLYING FUCK FUCKBAG JERK OFF BITCH REDSKIN INBRED FOUR-EYES PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO RAPE FUCK FUCKFACE YOGHURT CANNON TOSSER PUSSY CUNT NIGGER POLAK SHIT GOOK FUCKTARD FUCK CRAPFUCKER BOLLOCKS ASSCRACK FUCKSTAIN CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER TIT DIRT SIGMUND FREUD DOT HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS MOCKIE JAP FUCK DICK TITS NIPPLES MONKEY SHIT TONY LA RUSSA DAMN LET'S SHIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA NIGNOG AMERICAN SPELLING BUGGER OFF HORSE SHIT BEANER BAT FUCK INSANE BORDER HOPPER ASSCRACK JENKEM NICARAGUA SHIT FUCKING A AUTOFELLATIO SAGGY TITS PICKANINNY RAT'S ASS BUKKAKE FUCKER RAT'S COCK BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING A NEGRO BALLS PIG PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! URINE-GARGLING GRIS FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET FUCK CUNT ASSFACE TWAT HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKSTAIN ORGASM JACKASS HO MASTURBATION FIRECROTCH COON PIGFUCKER ASSHOLE BITCH ARSE HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKHEAD SHIT INJUN SHITE COCKSUCKER SEX PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD EPIDIDYMIS HIGH WAGES SHITSLINGING FUCKER AMERICA ONLINE DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER SHIT NAZI POTTYMOUTH 30 CASES OF PICKLES WILLY WONKA 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS ARTIST DAMN IT CLEMEN FLOWERS CHIGGER DIRTY SANCHEZ BONER YOU WANKER CUM BUTTFUCKER PISSHOLE GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKING A GRINGO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITE CUNT CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMMIT MOCCASINS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHIGGER HELL CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS CHIGGER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DONKEY DICK FASHION BUG FUCKTARD suck my mothers KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 JACKASS SHIT HYPERINFLATION GOBSHITE JACK OFF FUCKHEAD BONER BITCH CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE INBRED PAKI POMMIE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES GANGBANG MALL SANTA KAFFIR POLAK CLEMEN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NI CHIGGER INCEST BUTTFUCKER MICK WIENER SHIT WANK SON OF A BITCH BELLEND BEAVER DAMNED TABERNACLE BULLSHIT [EXPLETIVE] BALLS MOZILLA FIREFOX HUEY P. NEWTON DRAMA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD TOWELHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FOOTBALL SUCK MY DICK INBRED PEARL NECKLACE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD WANK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHAV TIT SPRINKLES SHITSLINGING O KURWA! 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FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE HOMO WOP CLUSTER FUCK BUTT PIRATE BITCH AUTOFELLATIO CHAV SHITFUCKER TWO-INCH PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS SPUNK ASSHAT IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! BITCH SHITCOCK INBRED RAT'S COCK MARGARET THATCHER NAZI WANKER CLUSTER FUCK FAGGOT SAND NIGGER COLGATE VENEREAL DISEASE ASSCRACK DYKE LIMEY WHORE FAG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BONG COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK MOTHERFUCKER RAPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POO POO BLOWJOB DICKFACE DICKHEAD BASTARD DICK MALL SANTA CUNTYMINTS SHITTY NIPPLES FELCHING CLUSTER FUCK ASSWIPE ORGASM ANAL TITS & DICKS SHIT FIRECROTCH BALLS SHITPISSER ASSHOLE KRAUT FELLATIO SHITPISSER ASS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MASTURBATION MALL SANTA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI ASSCRACK PEDOPHILIA DONALD RUMSFELD BUGGER OFF DOUCHING WANKER PISS OFF OH SHI– HELL I AM CORNHOLIO! D'OH HELL ASSHOLE FUCKWIT DAMN BONG ORANGE TURTLE WHORE BLOWJOB PUNANI CHIGGER FLYING FUCK EPIDIDYMIS RAT'S COCK YOGHURT CANNON FLYING FUCK SHIT STUB CHRISTHUMPER FRIG INBRED FUCKFACE SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN BASTARD HEIL HITLER! VENEREAL DISEASE NICARAGUA ASSHAT RAT'S ASS JIGGABOO MOCCASINS 666 FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT BITCH BUTTFUCKER VAGINA TENTACLE RAPE BOOBIES ARSE RAT'S ASS OH SHI– JOHN ELWAY LOLCAT BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD PICKANINNY FUCKER MONKEY SHIT ROSES FUCK SHIT CHIGGER KNOBJOCKEY PUSSYLICKER CUNT COCKSMOKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASSWIPE WANK RAT'S ASS POLACK FUCKING A PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT SHITCUNTING NEGRO ORGASM WEHATEMARIO JIZZ WALRUS SHIT JIGGABOO CUNTRAG BULLSHIT CLUSTER FUCK NEGRO SNUFF PORN SHUT UP, MEG! BLOWJOB SHITTY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TAMPONS FUCK OFF CUNT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SCUMBUCKET SCUMBAG HADJI FUCK INVISIBLE! TUBA FELLATIO FUCK GENITALIA BUGGER OFF HELL SHIT CLUSTER FUCK GENITALIA KRAUT BAD MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT BULLSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE COON BALL SACK JAP INJUN TAFFY EXTRA LONG PENIS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS MICK CHICKEN FRIES DAMN PENISFUCK BLOWJOB PEARL NECKLACE HAIL SATAN! RICK MORANIS TOSSER NIGGER TITS GOATSE ASSHAT URINE-GARGLING LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MALARKY FUCKHEAD BORDER HOPPER BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! WEHATEMARIO BITCH FUCK PENIS CUNNILINGUS BULLSHIT RAT'S COCK NIPPLES TITTIES RAT'S COCK JOHN ELWAY RAT'S COCK ASS LICKER FUCK YOU BALL SACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FEWMETS CLEMEN CUNT ASSHAT ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLINGING PISS OFF WEHATEMARIO FLYING FUCK TITS SHITFACE FUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PENIS POMMIE BALLS SAND NIGGER ARSE BITCH CUNT CRAPPER FROG'S FAT ASS OSTRICH MY ASS TITS YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BASTARD CROTCH LET'S SHIT FUCK FALSE BENSON QUEEF PUSSYLICKER TOTAL FUCKING A HELL DOG FUCKER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK HELL CUNNILINGUS DAMN BONER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS CHOAD DICK TITS ASSHAT FIST FUCK DICKFACE BOYCOTT VIACOM! TRANNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CRAPMUNCHER PRICK COON DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLAK CUNT POLACK NEGRO GYPSY PAKI NIGNOG CLEMEN FUCK WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF FUCKFACE STUDENT PROTESTS TURD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK CRAPMUNCHER ARSE SCUMBAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE JACKASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMNED TABERNACLE CRAPMUNCHER ASSHAT SHIT DARTH VADER POWERSHIT MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKSTAIN NAZI FRIG RAPE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JIGGABOO RAPE FUCK PRICK DILDO THONG TASTER NIGGER SHITFUCKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOUCHEBAG BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE MARCH OF FLAMES I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY PUNCHER CHOLERA IS FUN! DIRTY SANCHEZ PIGFUCKER TAFFY BEAVER INBRED PENISBIRD ASSCRACK PIECE OF SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER SOD POOPOO FUCKTARD CHRIS CHAN FUCK OFF ASSRAMMER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASS [expletive deleted] NIPPLES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS GOBSHITE RAPE BITCH GOD DAMN DIPSHIT DAMN IT NIPPLES JACKASS CHINK BASTARD DOT HEAD LIMEY DOODIE HEAD ASS CUNNILINGUS WANK NIGGER JUNGLE BUNNY INBRED TAMPON IN MY ASS CLEMEN AY-AY-AY O KURWA! DAMN IT VENEREAL DISEASE PISS OFF CHIGGER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive HOLY DUMB FUCK and with the WOMEN'S RIGHTS and his SOD OFF of girraffes in which DICKHEAD while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMMIT also


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Article written in the style of its subject
This article is NEGRO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKER subject. If you do not find it funny BUTT PIRATE, it is probably because you are an INBRED VENEREAL DISEASE ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. BOOBIES If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a ASSHAT joke loses its humour FUCKING when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BITCH ignorant, then you wouldn't have DUMBASS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BULLCRAP GREASER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

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