Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FENCE JUMPER'SHITFACE'DOUCHE NAZI'GREASER'BONER'GOD DAMN'SMILES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BOYCOTT VIACOM! neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CHIGGER, sudden PENIS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or DIPSHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOG SHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASSCRACK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DICKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TWAT HYPERINFLATION words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBS utterFUCKance of socially JACK ABRAMOFF objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first POLACK television programs to address MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Tourette's syndrome.

SHITHEAD Tourette's is TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! not to be FAGGOT confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHUFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NIGNOG random BASTARD disorientation, culturally-FUCKING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BITCH outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WIENER language, HORSE SHIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKHEAD POMMIE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOD DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive BOLLOCKS quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A INBRED Polite Note to the BITCH Author:

The RAT'S ASS Tourette's BOOBS Research Institute was RAPE founded to BLOWJOB.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICK TITS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DICK TITS article ASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SON OF A BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MOCCASINS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance QUEEF.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOBSHITE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CLEMEN Tourrette's sufferers ORGASM swear. You can YOU WANKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the SCUMBAG bad side of a terrible BULLCRAP thing.
• The main GOD DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JUNGLE BUNNY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SEMEN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NI knee PICKANINNY NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes LAKE TITICACA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOLDY TITS school for COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage IN SACREMENT sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and GREASER commit FUCKWIT suicide.
• There is no GREASER cure, and the QUEEF drugs that are available to, "calm" the BASTARD tics often have adverse LET'S SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSCRACK perodol" which caused my entire CUNTRAG body to go PISS ARTIST numb and LET'S SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKSTAIN it is without the CRAPFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a MALARKY tourette syndrome FUCKWIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the ANAL public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING A swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TITTYWANK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITHEAD sorry for NIGGER "hi-jacking" your PISS UP MY ARSE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like RANDY TRAVIS this that really FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE annoys me. I am working towards a CHUFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MARY WHITEHOUSE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH, and making fun of a RAPE horrible disorder is (not) CHUFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSRAPING time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DOODIE HEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FIREWALLS reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CAPITALISM degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing WIKIPEDIA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not 1984 occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your TANK MAN capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Regards to Andrew REBECCA BLACK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean KU KLUX KLAN reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you GOD DAMMIT want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this MUGABE HAS AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not RHODESIA white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la COMMUNION WAFER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PRICK saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my JACK ABRAMOFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CHIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and HADJI playing Roblox's Adopt Me with INBRED music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HELL BAND WITH 4 COCKSMOKER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD OFF HORSE! CHIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CHIGGER'S HOUSE

How TURD to BLOWJOB cure CHICKEN SHIT the FUCKER Tourette's NIGGER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BIG FOOT for FUCK OFF Tourette's FUCKWIT Syndrome PECKERHEAD is PORCH MONKEY following DONKEY DICK these DEVELOPERS! rules 30 CASES OF PICKLES in LICK PUSSY order:

• 1: Avoid NIGGER immature LET'S SHIT little CHIGGER kids,
• 2: Count to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT within VAGINA 10 BUGGER OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHIGGER JENKEM FUCKER nor TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! talk,
• 4: Tell MASTURBATION yourself you THONG TASTER don't SHITFACE have DICKHEAD this MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DUMBASS WITH NASTY CLUSTERFUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HUMAN RIGHTS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CHIGGER last straw SEMEN!

I fucking put WETBACK' my comment at the TOP OF THE WALRUS SHIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITE the TOP OF DICKLICK THIS HELL ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! offensive. SHITFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try BOOBIES to battle PAKI'GO HOME AND DIE that tight-ass CUNTRAG 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BEAVER it now, but someone said ALEX TREBEK' SHITSKIN BENCH PRESS'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WANK is a laughing ASS LICKER matter. Plus there PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PECKERHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are PUSSY articles FELCHING about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CLIT stuff. So BATHING SUIT AREA that means SONNY BILL WILLIAMS stop getting mad at the PISS first part too and BLISTERING BARNACLES talking about the RICK MORANIS letter that it's PIG mocking (what ASS LICKER letter? I don't even know what TITS & DICKS the heck you're talking about). Adrian BOOBIES hi self CLEMEN even made a really DICKHEAD good point. "It's TOSSER nothing more DAGO from a head nod to a BALLS knee tick". WARNER MUSIC GROUP. Which I'll add POO POO BLOWJOB onto BOYCOTT VIACOM! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WANK suffer that CUNNILINGUS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MARGARET THATCHER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKHEAD be, because if I were a DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS hilarious. If you TAFFY Want facts, go on DOODIE HEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read GIVING HEAD the freaking COON article anyway.

DICK BRUSH MA TEETH SHITTY TWAT DONKEY PUNCHER BASTARD FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT JACKASS

CUNT BALL SACK FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKER PRICK DOG SHIT JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE SOD PENIS BITCH SHIT CHINK NIGGER DAGO 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 ARSE NECROPHILIA NIGGER IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [Insert silly non-swear here] FREE ELECTIONS PISS YOUR MOM MALARKY CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT WOP HELL CLIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES CUNTRAG WANKER ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT SHITTY BITCH POMMIE TOSSER BULLSHIT ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DILDO MOZILLA FIREFOX CHENEY CUNT BASTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DIRTY SANCHEZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TRANNY COMMUNIST DILDO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAGO DICK CHICKEN FENCE JUMPER KNOBJOCKEY FUCKTARD TUBA DAMMIT TIMBER NIGGER CUNNILINGUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOT HEAD WALRUS SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY GOATSE STEVE BALLMER INBRED DOG FUCKER HO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DOUCHING TWAT SON OF A BITCH CRAPMUNCHER FIRECROTCH CUNTING ASSCRACK DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT CUNT ASSCRACK DIPSHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! STEVE BALLMER GOD DAMN SHITBALLS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DILDO BASTARD FUCKING A HELLFUCKER ASS WANK FUCK GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ CHINK FRENCH TICKLER SHITPISSER ASS FUCK LOLCAT FUCKFACE HOMO FENCE JUMPER KRAUT HOCKEY SCUMBUCKET WANKSPLAT PUSSYLICKER [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! VAGINA BRUSH MA TEETH CONDOMS GARBAGE DAY! ASSHAT FUCK JERK OFF CUNTSWILLING BASTARD HELL FUCK OFF ABO CLIT FEMADOM CHICKEN SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PIECE OF SHIT CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD ALEX TREBEK WANKER BIRD SHIT CHING CHONG CHINK BULLSHIT SEX HELLFUCKER RAT'S COCK TWAT TWAT BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT ASSHAT DAMMIT PUSSYLICKER DUMBASS MICK ASS FUCK BLISTERING BARNACLES DOG SHIT ASSHOLE SHITTY SHITFACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD ASS CUNT CUNT GENITALIA SHITFACE DILDO BONG ASSRAMMER ASS CUNNILINGUS REBECCA BLACK NIGGER BASTARD O CANADA PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNTRAG MICK DICKHEAD POLESMOKER DISSIDENTS BASTARD JACKASS DICKHEAD QUEEF TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND COCKGOBLIN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITSLINGING SMEG SMEG WIGGER TITTYWANK NEGRO DICKFACE FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET FUCK OFF ASSFACE COCKSUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE RAPE DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT ABO CAMEL JOCKEY BIGNOSE CUNTING ASSCRACK SEX JACKASS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TOWELHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH JOHN ELWAY [expletive deleted] ANAL PISS OFF PUNANI BATHING SUIT AREA DONGSHOVER TOSSER BLOWJOB CUNT SHITSLINGING FRITZ RAT'S COCK BASTARD ASSCRACK ASSHOLE BELLEND ASSRAPING THONG TASTER DAMN IT JOHN ELWAY DAGO IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! INJUN EAT MY SHIT! BEANER DICKFACE INBRED UNITED KINGDOM FAGGOT ARSE MOTHERFUCKER PENISFUCK SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE STUB CUNT ASSHAT BLISTERING BARNACLES JACKASS SHIT SOD OFF FUCK FUCK HELL CHINK SPUNK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITE SHITE CLEMEN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TOTAL GREASER O KURWA! ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNTYMINTS PUSSY I DON'T HAVE AIDS FRED PHELPS TITTIES SHITHEAD COCKSMOKER GANGBANG CRAPPY ASS MONKEY SHIT FUCK DUMBASS PISS OFF MY ASS TESTICLE CHOKE ASS PISS ARTIST WIENER HELL BUKKAKE CONDOMS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK OFF BAD MOTHERFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON ASSBANDIT FUCKSTAIN TWISTY VAGINA TURD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITFUCKER POWERSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! PISSHOLE DOM DeLUISE FROG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS HOT GRITS FELCHING WANK JACKASS WHITE POWER ASS POOPOO DICKFACE GRINGO CUNT NECROPHILIA DUMBASS SHITFUCKER [Insert silly non-swear here] BUGFUCK SEMEN I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PENISFUCK DUMBASS TWISTY VAGINA BASTARD BASTARD FUCK ASS INBRED TWAT MOTHERFUCKER CUNTBUCKET GOD DAMMIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DICK PUSSYLICKER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSCRACK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PENIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSFACE TITWANK DICKWAD NECROPHILIA BULLSHIT TITS SHITCOCK CUNTRAG COCKSTUFFER GO HOME AND DIE BOOBIES GRINGO RAGHEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITFUCKER GIVING HEAD GRINGO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD INJUN TITS DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CHOAD KISSER SHIT [expletive deleted] TRANNY SHIT ASSHAT BLOWJOB TACO STEVE BALLMER INBRED LET'S SHIT SHITSLIDE SOD OFF WANK FALSE BENSON JACKASS DAMN SCROTUM PRICK LIMEY PISS HO SHIT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLUSTERFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY BRITNEY BLOWJOB FUCKSTAIN MICK CUNT LAPPER REDNECK JACKASS SHIT PRICK NIGNOG GOD DAMMIT DAMN BASTARD PRICK GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN CHAV HELL COON DAMN IT PORCH MONKEY DICKWAD FLYING RAT'S ASS PUSSYLICKER DOUCHEBAG MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! YOUTUBE, BITCH TITTYWANK SMEG CHAV MALARKY WANKSPLAT NIPPLES FEMADOM CUNT FUCK BALLS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKING PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT SACRAMENTO WHITE RIGHTS RAT'S COCK HOSER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FRIG JIZZ SHITTY FRIG NIGGER FUCK CHOAD KISSER SHITE JACKASS SHITFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITE HELL BALLS TITTIES BUTTFUCKER DAMN IT ASS DYKE PAKI RAPE SUGARTITS DAGO WALRUS SHIT NIGGER POLAK PISS BUTTFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMN WALRUS SHIT GARBAGE DAY! CLEVELAND STEAMER CUNT KRAUT SEMEN FUCK CRAPPY CUNT RAT'S ASS RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS POLACK WHORE DICK BLISTERING BARNACLES TWAT WANK CRAP BUKKAKE GIVING HEAD CUNTYMINTS BELLEND SOD MOLDY TITS AUTOFELLATIO DOODIE HEAD BATHING SUIT AREA P'KANG BLUMPKIN INCEST DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DUMBASS FUCK OFF TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! ASSBANDIT PORCH MONKEY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MOCKIE CHAV EPIDIDYMIS DICKFACE FUCKER CRAP O KURWA! JAP SUGARTITS FUCKING I RAPE WALRUSES! NEGRO POMMIE SPIC WETBACK PISSHOLE PISS UP MY ARSE LIMEY DOUCHE PISS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA VENEREAL DISEASE DICK TITS MOZILLA FIREFOX TITTIES PEARL NECKLACE RAPE COCK HYPERINFLATION GOOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIPSHIT CLUSTERFUCK CHOLERA IS FUN! PUNANI HORSE SHIT CENSORSHIP FELCHING CUNTBUCKET WANKSPLAT SAND NIGGER FOUR-EYES WANK CHOAD JUSTIN BIEBER COCKSUCKER FRENCH TICKLER I WILL KILL YOU! MONKEY SHIT BOB SAGET DAMN NAZI JOHN ELWAY ASSHAT BELLEND SEX POMMIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FRITZ MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BANGKOK SUCK MY DICK JAP ASS FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD EXTRA LONG PENIS SPUNK BUGGER PRICK BUTTFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SUCK A BIG DICK PISS OFF DESU SCUMBAG I DON'T HAVE AIDS DOG SHIT FUCKTARD ASSHOLE BANGKOK CENSORSHIP TITS & DICKS TITWANK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM suck my mothers SIGMUND FREUD COON DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BALLS SHITHEAD HO KRAUT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES SHITFUCKER TRANNY COCKSHITTER PISS OFF FROG BATHING SUIT AREA SUCK MY COCK MASTURBATION FUCKTARD GOD DAMMIT PISS HELL PISS ARTIST FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JUNGLE BUNNY CHICKEN SHIT WHORE FRITZ TOSSER TWAT All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy TIMBER NIGGER TIMBER NIGGER KIDDY FIDDLER BASTARD POMMIE BUKKAKE NICARAGUA DOUCHING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BOYCOTT VIACOM! DICKFACE TESTICLE CHOKE CUNTBUCKET BASTARD TITS & DICKS JOHN SMILEY FACE ASSHAT SHITE BITCH SCUMBAG DILDO FAGGOT DIPSHIT DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK JACKASS CHOAD POLESMOKER CHOAD KISSER FRIG FUCK FROG CLIT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT ASSWIPE SHIT FLYING FUCK JIZZ JAP NIGGER SHITE BUTTFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER SPIC SHITFACE BITCH DAMN 30 CASES OF PICKLES BEAVER DOUCHE NAZI HEIL HITLER! MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING POMMIE FUCK COCK PISS ARTIST FUCKING A AMERICA ONLINE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FRIG GOD DAMMIT CLEVELAND STEAMER TITTYWANK BLOWJOB NECROPHILIA DARTH VADER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOTHERFUCKER FUCK CLUSTERFUCK O KURWA! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE YOU WANKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHOAD FUCKFACE FELCHING GOD DAMN NICARAGUA WOP BUKKAKE PEDOPHILIA SHITPISSER GIVING HEAD PISS ARTIST TIMBER NIGGER WANK DICK FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER CAPTAIN CRUNCH SCUMBUCKET FUCKFACE CUNT WIENER PRICK DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS SHITE INJUN FUCKING A FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK EAT MY SHIT! HELL PENIS WETBACK SCROTUM REDNECK FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE NECROPHILIA BLUMPKIN FUCKWIT ASS HEIL HITLER! WANK MARY WHITEHOUSE VAGINA RAT'S COCK CUNT SLOPE CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH GOD DAMMIT WANK SHITHEAD JIZZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT HONKY BUGGER BENCH PRESS PENIS ON A STICK BUGGER OFF BELLEND SHITHEAD suck my mothers CLIT CUNTSWILLING CHINA IS CAPITALIST FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS VAGINA OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BRITNEY CHRIST OF TABERNACLE TESTICLE CHOKE BALL SACK RUSKIE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SEMPRINI NAZI PICKANINNY DAMMIT SALISBURY WIENER DIPSHIT JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS TITS BITCH HO DAMN WANKER PENISBIRD FUCK OFF HO PEEPEE CUNT FUCKWIT WIENER SHITHEAD GENITALIA AUTOFELLATIO SIGMUND FREUD FROG'S FAT ASS PISS ARTIST I LIKE BUSH WANKSPLAT I RAPE WALRUSES! BALL SACK FUCKING A FUCKER YOUR MOM VENEREAL DISEASE DUMBASS BOOBIES ASSWIPE DICK TITS PECKERHEAD MOCCASINS RAGHEAD WANKSPLAT I'LL RAPE YOU WIKIPEDIA VAGINA MASTURBATION DALAI LAMA BALL SACK PISS ARTIST SHITE RAT'S ASS BITCH BASTARD HO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE TITS JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING TIT SPRINKLES KRAUT CLEMEN FUCKHEAD BOON CUNTRAG LENS CRAFTERS FUCKWIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE EPIDIDYMIS FUCKFACE CHUFF FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK VAGINA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS REDSKIN HADJI FELCHING MOTHERFUCKER BUGGER DICKHEAD PIG CUNTSWILLING DAMMIT DAMN PEARL NECKLACE SHITHEAD DONALD RUMSFELD STRAWBERRY ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER DICKHEAD PENIS ON A STICK SCROTUM PISS OFF MY ASS SNUFF PORN TITWANK MILF GENITALIA CUNT FUCKTARD ASS BUGGER HAIL SATAN! GYPSY SHITCOCK CRAP ON A STICK BLOWJOB FUCKER PISS OFF FUCK YOU SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ART METAL PRODUCTS PIGFUCKER FENCE JUMPER CROTCH CROTCH BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE SHITSLINGING TAMPONS BITCH NIGGER TITS NAZI DAMN POTTYMOUTH JOHN ELWAY NEGRO DUNE COON SHITTY BUTTFUCKER TURD SPANK THE MONKEY CUNT WIGGER HOMO WIKIPEDIA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TENTACLE RAPE INBRED D'OH CHIGGER MOCKIE MALARKY FUCKFACE ASSFACE BOLLOCKS BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON CUNNILINGUS DICK WIENER POLAK PISS FUCK TACO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH CHOAD KISSER FRED PHELPS ALF THONG TASTER BLUMPKIN DICK CHICKEN DONGSHOVER FLYING FUCK PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOG FUCKER WANK SOD JAP WIKIPEDIA ASSRAPING FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DIPSHIT FUCKBAG HELL FUCK JERK OFF FUCKBAG JACKASS GOD DAMMIT SOD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA MOTHERFUCKER BORDER HOPPER DICKFACE BASTARD PORCUPINE'S BALLS PEDOPHILIA SHITCOCK TITTYWANK DICK TITS DUMBASS DICK GRAPE PENIS NIPPLES DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKSTAIN POO POO BLOWJOB [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] SHITFACE BIG FOOT SHITBALLS COMMUNIST DILDO TITS COCKSMOKER BITCH SHIT BIRD SHIT DICK TITS CUNTING ASSCRACK SHITCOCK SUGARTITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSHAT SEX PISSHOLE BLOWJOB ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ORGASM CAMEL JOCKEY SHITHEAD ASSFACE GREASER YOU WANKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SOD OFF POTTYMOUTH ASSFACE NIPPLES CUNTRAG CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHE ASSFACE NI TAIWAN DOM DeLUISE FOUR-EYES DICKFACE FELCHING TITMOUSE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK POLAK ASS AUTOFELLATIO TAMPON IN MY ASS FEWMETS ASSHOLE FUCKER DICKLICK BONG PUSSYLICKER SHITSLINGING CHOAD COCKSHITTER CUNT WINDOWS VISTA COMMUNIST DILDO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKING HADJI NAZI HELLFIRE MOCKIE CLIT BULLCRAP BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FLYING FUCK JACK OFF FUCKING A MILF FUCKING PISS RUSKIE JOHNNY WOODPECKERSHIT SHIT 666 POLACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKSTAIN SPANK THE MONKEY DICKFACE PISS ARTIST CUNT RAT'S COCK FRENCH TICKLER BEANER JIGGABOO SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS PENISFUCK FUCKSTAIN LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! COON BONER BITCH BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE STEVE BALLMER BUNG-HOLE CUM ASSWIPE SACRAMENTO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DARTH VADER FREE ELECTIONS ANAL BITCH CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! TWISTY VAGINA BUTTFUCKER FUCKING A DICK HOT GRITS HELL CLIT HORSE SHIT FAG JENKEM SLOPE MOCKIE CRAPMUNCHER CHOAD KISSER FRAK ASSHAT CLIT CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER POLACK JENKEM DAMN RICK MORANIS BASTARD FIRECROTCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NEGRO CHOAD SHITHEAD NIGGER CHIGGER TURD WOP WIKIPEDIA CHIGGER ASS FLAMING ASS BADGER BUGGER OFF TIMBER NIGGER BALL SACK Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BUTTFUCKER and with the MY ANUS IS BLEEDING and his [EXPLETIVE] of girraffes in which RUSKIE while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKHEAD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• REDNECK