Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOT HEAD'VENEREAL DISEASE'SHIT'DICKLICK'HORSE PENIS'BULLSHIT'SHITFUCKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MOLDY TITS neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid WILLY WONKA, sudden FUCKWIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements D'OH or FUCKING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DEVELOPERS! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PISS ARTIST include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOOBS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NIGGER ANUSCAKE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially YOU WANKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PECKERHEAD television programs to address DOG SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

TURD Tourette's is GO COUNT YOUR DICK not to be GREASER confused with DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YID random HOLY DUMB FUCK disorientation, culturally-PORCUPINE'S BALLS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BULLSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG'S FAT ASS language, BUGGER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CROTCH KIKE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKER souvenir shoppes and massive PENISFUCK quantities FAGGOT of ANAL DIABETES TURD garbage.

Darnit.

A DOUCHETITS Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The FUCKTARD Tourette's SOD OFF Research Institute was EMO founded to Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS ARTIST Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I WILL END YOU! article DICK IN A BOX funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LIMEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance JAP.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLEMEN Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICK Tourrette's sufferers BITCH swear. You can DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JUNGLE BUNNY TV, for always focusing on the SHITBALLS bad side of a terrible CRAPMUNCHER thing.
• The main RAGHEAD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HITLER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TURD knee VILLAGE DUMP NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ARSE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSHAT sufferers to become BOLLOCKS manically depressed and TOWELHEAD commit MILF suicide.
• There is no COON cure, and the TWISTY VAGINA drugs that are available to, "calm" the GARBAGE DAY! tics often have adverse SEX side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GOD DAMN perodol" which caused my entire PENIS body to go RAT'S ASS numb and FUCKFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FLYING FUCK it is without the WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS drug.

I am an active member of a PIECE OF SHIT tourette syndrome CAPTAIN CRUNCH association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASSCRACK the BUTT-HEAD public view of Tourettes as a "DICK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BITCH much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSHAT sorry for NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like SEMEN this that really ASSHAT annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this RUSKIE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITTY, and making fun of a FELCHMONKEY horrible disorder is (not) DUNE COON funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CAMEL JOCKEY time.

Best FUCKING FUCKFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSCRACK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONASTERIES degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CULT OF THE DEAD COW byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society TAIWAN.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. PORCH MONKEY Regards to Andrew KRAUT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The CLUSTERFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can PICKANINNY punch him if you JAP want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this KU KLUX KLAN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine WILLY WONKA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JACKASS SHIT and ASSHOLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WANKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTRAG BAND WITH 4 GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JACKASS HORSE! WILLY WONKA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO WILLY WONKA'S HOUSE

How WIKIPEDIA to MALL SANTA cure BALL SACK the CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's TAMPON IN MY ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PIXIES for CUNNILINGUS Tourette's BUGFUCK Syndrome CHENEY is WIKIPEDIA following BAT FUCK INSANE these ASS rules PIKACHU in FIRECROTCH order:

• 1: Avoid ASSCRACK immature WIENER little ASS kids,
• 2: Count to PENIS ON A BUN within HELL 10 CLUSTERFUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CONDOMS ASS NIGGER nor BEAVER talk,
• 4: Tell SHITSLINGING yourself you FUCKING A don't DARTH VADER have CHIGGER this ASSHAT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCK YOU WITH NASTY BULLSHIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DIPSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the WILLY WONKA last straw QUEEF!

I fucking put GARBAGE DAY!' my comment at the TOP OF THE PEARL NECKLACE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SAMUEL L. JACKSON the TOP OF DAMMIT THIS DONKEY PUNCHER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS offensive. DAMN IT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I RAPE WALRUSES! people who try HADJI to battle GOD DAMMIT'IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! that tight-ass CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR 17-year-NI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FLYING RAT'S ASS it now, but someone said LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD' DIPSHIT BEANER'INCEST on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DILDO is a laughing POLACK matter. Plus there SHITTY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIPPLES Uncyclopedia, there are MOZILLA FIREFOX articles BUTT PIRATE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BAD MOTHERFUCKER stuff. So DICKHEAD that means D'OH stop getting mad at the SHITBALLS first part too and SHITTING DICK NIPPLES talking about the ASSHOLE letter that it's GOD DAMMIT mocking (what STRAWBERRY ASS letter? I don't even know what STEVE BALLMER the heck you're talking about). Adrian JACKASS SHIT hi self DIRTY SANCHEZ even made a really CAMEL JOCKEY good point. "It's TONY LA RUSSA nothing more GO COUNT YOUR DICK from a head nod to a SEX knee tick". GOD DAMMIT. Which I'll add BASTARD onto DIRTY SANCHEZ saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD suffer that FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIPSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BOOBS be, because if I were a MARGARET THATCHER Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SUCK MY COCK hilarious. If you PISS ARTIST Want facts, go on SHITE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WIKIPEDIA be offended, don't read SPANK THE MONKEY the freaking SHITFUCKER article anyway.

SHIT LIKE A HORSE ORGASM CAMEL FUCKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASS NORTH KOREA JIGGABOO SACRAMENTO BASTARD ASSCRACK

BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS WILLY WONKA MOTHERFUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS SHITFACE TITTYWANK DUNE COON ASSHAT TRANNY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUTT-HOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! WALRUS SHIT SHIT DIPSHIT DUMBASS BELLEND KNOBJOCKEY ARSEBADGERS BOOBS DAMMIT CUNT FLYING FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE BUTT PIRATE PISS DOUCHING HELLFIRE PISS OFF MY ASS PUSSY HENTAI GRINGO SHITCOCK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKING A WANK LIMEY SHITE BALL SACK CUNT WANK ASSHAT RAT'S ASS KAFFIR INBRED MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN ASS FASCIST CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK COCKING FUCKBOROUGH PIECE OF SHIT KU KLUX KLAN PUSSY BITCH TIMBER NIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNTYMINTS FROG'S FAT ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITTY HELL YID WALRUS SHIT FAGGOT NEGRO HADJI HOMO ASS BITCH FRIG BASTARD ASS JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER MACACA RECTUM RAIDER TANK MAN SHIT DAMN TITTYWANK FUCKHEAD GRINGO [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MALL SANTA DICKLICK SHITTY SUCK A BIG DICK NIGNOG COMMUNIST DILDO SHITTY HORSE SHIT TITTIES ASS LICKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITS FUCK JENKEM HELLFIRE TITWANK POLACK BONER POMMIE CUNTBUCKET DICKHEAD INBRED P'KANG ASSFACE CHAV CUNT SMEG GOAT DICK TIT DIRT FLYING FUCK ANAL HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! TURD DOUCHING SHITSLINGING COCKGOBLIN HELLFIRE GOATSE GOD DAMN O KURWA! CUNNILINGUS SOD TAFFY DIPSHIT GENITALIA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NAZI NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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BUKKAKE COCK CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKSTAIN DAMN BOLLOCKS GOD BLESS AMERICA SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHITE AUTOFELLATIO O KURWA! FUCKWIT RUSKIE FEMADOM MONKEY BALLS DUMBASS COCKSUCKER BOLLOCKS POLACK CHUFF GOD DAMMIT OSTRICH MY ASS CUNTING ASSCRACK KIKE TITS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS OFF COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT EPIDIDYMIS DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BOLLOCKS SCUMBAG SUCK MY DICK MARGARET THATCHER BEANER FUCK ANAL BOLLOCKS CUNT FUCKER SHITFUCKER PRICK PUNANI DICKFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DOG FUCKER BITCH CLEMEN DOT HEAD SHIT MARY WHITEHOUSE TWAT ANAL SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER SHIT WIGGER FALSE BENSON D'OH ASS ASSHOLE FUCK BUTT PIRATE FLYING FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK FOUR-EYES BUKKAKE BELLEND CUNT HENTAI MONKEY SHIT JAP OH SHI– GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS DUMBASS LAKE TITICACA FUCK OFF QUEEF ASSHAT PUSSY HOMO POLAK ASS LICKER AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS ABO CLEVELAND STEAMER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHOLE BEAVER HAIL SATAN! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISS DICKHEAD TIMBER NIGGER BASTARD SON OF A BITCH FOUR-EYES FUCKFACE FUCKING JUMP! CRAPMUNCHER DUMBASS CUNT CRAPPER FUCKFACE YOU WANKER DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS ON A STICK FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER PENISBIRD DICKHEAD WANK FUCK YOU PISS ARTIST POLAK CHINK MACACA BUTTFUCKER FUCK OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ORGASM HELL WANK GYPSY BALLS PISS ARTIST [expletive deleted] SHITFACE LAKE TITICACA COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT KNOBJOCKEY ANUSCAKE SHITCUNTING BANGKOK MARGARET THATCHER GIVING HEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX PICKANINNY WIENER WANKER YUKY DOODY MASTURBATION WIENER SON OF A BITCH DAMN FUCKSTAIN WANK PENIS ARSE LIMEY FAGGOT FELCHMONKEY SUCK MY DICK HORSE SHIT WANKSPLAT IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD GENITALIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUCHE DICK CHICKEN COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WIKIPEDIA SHIT CHENEY FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH SHITSLINGING GOOK JOHN ELWAY CHOAD BUGGER OFF FUCK BALL SACK KRAUT CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GOBSHITE SON OF A BITCH CHRISTMAS TREES BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH MONKEY SHIT O KURWA! SHITCUNTING ASS TWAT CONDOMS HOMO WIENER CRAPMUNCHER WANK YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS SHITFUCKER CLIT REBECCA BLACK BITCH BASTARD FUCKING ASS JERRY JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CHUFF I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FUCKTARD ASS FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT LOGJAMMER BASTARD BIRD SHIT GARBAGE DAY! ASS SEMEN JACKASS I AM CORNHOLIO! SHITFACE REDNECK SNUFF PORN FELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH CUNTRAG BOOBS ASSCRACK BRUSH MA TEETH WETBACK PIGFUCKER TWAT FUCK A DUCK LET'S SHIT YOU WANKER JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST STEVE BALLMER NIGGER DAMN SHITE ASSCRACK BOOBS BUTTFUCKER DICK FUCKING A ASSCRACK MARGARET THATCHER ASS SCUMBUCKET BOB SAGET BALL SACK FUCKING A DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING RAT'S ASS FAGGOT NICARAGUA ASS ASSHOLE ASSHAT DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK YOU DICKHEAD HOMO CROTCH POMMIE SHITSLIDE HORSE SHIT DELICIOUS CAKE SECOND BALLS YOU WANKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BONER [expletive deleted] SHITTY CUNT DAMN CRACKER PISSHOLE AAAAAAAAA! TWAT CHRISTHUMPER BONER INBRED NIGGER TITS WOODPECKERSHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK DONKEY DICK RICK MORANIS HENTAI JAP FUCK A DUCK HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER JUNGLE BUNNY ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO HAPPINESS LOGJAMMER ARSE CRAP DAMN IT DIPSHIT BULLCRAP WANK INCEST CARPET MUNCHER WANK ASSHOLE COCK BLUMPKIN DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ SHIT PISS OFF DOODIE HEAD P'KANG GRINGO COON SHITE FRIG LAKE TITICACA TWAT ASSHOLE BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH LAKE TITICACA GANGBANG PORCH MONKEY CUM PRICK PISS TOTAL MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKING DAMN BASTARD BRITNEY BUTTFUCKER BALLS PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! FROG POMMIE AY-AY-AY SPIC WANK SHITCUNTING HORSE SHIT JACKASS ASSFACE ASS JENKEM FUCK OFF RAGHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANKER and with the BUTTFUCKER and his FEWMETS of girraffes in which DICKWAD while reading about CUNT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMMIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TIT DIRT