Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FUCKHEAD'BANGKOK'POTTYMOUTH'FUCK NUGGET'PORCUPINE'S BALLS'TAMPONS'CONAN O'BRIAN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DAMN IT neurochemical FUCK disorder GIVING HEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CUNT, sudden JOHNNY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CROTCH or ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SCUMBAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAP ON A STICK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FRENCH TICKLER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SAGGY TITS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat COCK ASSHAT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous NECROPHILIA utterFUCKance of socially DICKHEAD objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CAMEL JOCKEY television programs to address SHITE Tourette's syndrome.

WANKER Tourette's is DICKFACE not to be ORGASM confused with FUCKING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BEAVER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves NECROPHILIA random RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-TURD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JIGGABOO outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHETITS language, FLYING FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS ARSEBADGERS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky MONKEY BALLS souvenir shoppes and massive BASTARD quantities ANAL of ANAL DIABETES HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS garbage.

Darnit.

A DICKLICK Polite Note to the INCEST Author:

The HOT GRITS Tourette's POLESMOKER Research Institute was NIGNOG founded to BATHING SUIT AREA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CARPET MUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BOOBIES article BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FELLATIO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HOMO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance AMERICA ONLINE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKBAG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MARCH OF FLAMES Tourrette's sufferers ABO swear. You can EXTRA LONG PENIS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIGGER TV, for always focusing on the BOLLOCKS bad side of a terrible HELL thing.
• The main BUGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSHAT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHITE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP knee MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNTRAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISSHOLE school for KAFFIR something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage REBECCA BLACK sufferers to become REDSKIN manically depressed and PRICK commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no FELLATIO cure, and the WIGGER drugs that are available to, "calm" the SCROTUM tics often have adverse BEAVER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JOHNNY perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go ASSHAT numb and NORTH KOREA basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING A it is without the FUCKING FUCKFUCKER drug.

I am an active member of a DOUCHEBAG tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIGFUCKER the HOMO public view of Tourettes as a "ANAL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is [expletive deleted] much much (hand spasms) more...

I am JACKASS SHIT sorry for ORGASM "hi-jacking" your JOHNNY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like GOBSHITE this that really DOUCHEBAG annoys me. I am working towards a HAIL SATAN! better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BEANER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a TITS horrible disorder is (not) FUCK YOU funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CAMEL FUCKER time.

Best WANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA IS CAPITALIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROXY SITES Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of VOTE degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TIBETAN BUDDHISM in countries SLITTY EYES leadership, those problems does not CULT OF THE DEAD COW occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS capitalist society CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. DUMBASS Regards to Andrew DOUCHEBAG Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The NIPPLES bastard who wrote this article. You can HELL punch him if you MOZILLA FIREFOX want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter UNITED KINGDOM Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HIGH WAGES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the HELLFUCKER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my DOM DeLUISE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HOMO and POLACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with NIGGER TITS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) RUSKIE BAND WITH 4 ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NECROPHILIA HORSE! CUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CUNT'S HOUSE

How FROG'S FAT ASS to [Insert swear here] cure DANDELIONS the MOCKIE Tourette's FROG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SPICY CUNT FUCK for CUM Tourette's MOCCASINS Syndrome DICK is DOUCHEBAG following CLUSTERFUCK these CUNTSWILLING rules WANKER in GRINGO order:

• 1: Avoid SEMEN immature FUCKING JUMP! little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to CUNT within WHITE PEOPLE 10 I WILL END YOU!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your NAZI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY nor BAD MOTHERFUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell PISS OFF yourself you PISS OFF don't BLUMPKIN have FUCKFUCKFUCK this WANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK INCEST WITH NASTY NI DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPMUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CUNT last straw FUCKING JUMP!!

I fucking put CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM' my comment at the TOP OF THE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TAMPONS the TOP OF BUTT PIRATE THIS RAT'S COCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CONAN O'BRIAN offensive. SPIC. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK NUGGET people who try PRICK to battle GOD DAMN'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS that tight-ass DICKWAD 17-year-PISS OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOG FUCKER it now, but someone said FAG' BITCH WANK'MOTHERFUCKER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NICARAGUA is a laughing BEAVER matter. Plus there PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSHAT Uncyclopedia, there are NI articles GRIS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSHOLE stuff. So RAT'S COCK that means SHITTY stop getting mad at the FOREIGN CURRENCY first part too and INCEST talking about the CHOAD KISSER letter that it's POLACK mocking (what TITTYWANK letter? I don't even know what JACKASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRIG hi self JIGGABOO even made a really CAMEL JOCKEY good point. "It's FRED PHELPS nothing more TAMPONS from a head nod to a BOOBIES knee tick". BUTTFUCKER. Which I'll add SHITHEAD onto RAT'S ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITFACE suffer that BITCH much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHITFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to MILF be, because if I were a DOUCHETITS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHITSLINGING hilarious. If you FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE Want facts, go on MASTURBATION Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BITCH be offended, don't read SHITTY the freaking TOWELHEAD article anyway.

REBECCA BLACK GO HOME AND DIE JUMPING JESUS!!! CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO FUCKTARD HOMO PENIS ON A BUN FUCKER DOG SHIT

PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING WETBACK DAMMIT INCEST HO TAMPONS SEX FLAMING ASS BADGER POMMIE BANGKOK BELLEND HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN DYKE CRAP ON A STICK SHITBALLS GYPSY MAMA MIA SCUMBAG PRICK MONKEY SHIT PISSHOLE SCUMBUCKET ASSRAPING ORGASM CUNT FUCK OFF JOHNNY QUEEF FUCKER ASSBANDIT WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT TAMPONS ROSIE O'DONNELL FRIENDS COMMUNIST DILDO FLYING FUCK COON MOTHERFUCKER CLEMEN I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT SCUMBUCKET GOBSHITE MACACA VENEREAL DISEASE POOPY BOLLOCKS HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SAND NIGGER SHIT CARPET MUNCHER PUSSY JAP SHITSLINGING RICK MORANIS DAMN CHUFF DICKHEAD SHIT BASTARD SHITFUCKER DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE RAGHEAD DOUCHING FUCKFACE DOUCHING WHORE FIST FUCK ASSFACE SOD BITCH GYPSY CUNT PISS ARTIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DONGSHOVER ASS LICKER BALLS BASTARD BRITNEY FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE BONER GIVING HEAD BUGGER BUTT-HEAD FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT WANK SHITBALLS BASTARD MR WINKLER IS GAY DAMN HELLFUCKER ASSBANDIT FAG TITWANK HOMO CUNTBUCKET FUCK A DUCK FUCK YOU ASS SPIC DILDO DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! CAMEL JOCKEY AUTOFELLATIO FUCK BIGNOSE TITTYWANK ORGASM BITCH SHITHEAD SHITFACE WIKIPEDIA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DICKFACE PISSHOLE ASSHOLE SHITTY SHITE FRENCH TICKLER GENITALIA SHITE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HAIL SATAN! HELL SHITTY FRIG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BULLSHIT BEAVER CARPET MUNCHER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HELL DAMMIT BITCH COON JESSE McCARTNEY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANK PAKI NAZI TOSSER DYKE GIVING HEAD SEX GRINGO GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITS CUNT INCEST BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! BASTARD WIENER MASTURBATION TITS & DICKS CRAP ON A STICK CUNNILINGUS PENIS SUCK MY COCK RAT'S ASS MONKEY'S UNCLE FLYING FUCK ASS FUCK GOD DAMMIT NIGNOG DICKFACE SPUNK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CHOAD FUCK BULLSHIT INBRED FELCHMONKEY BONER FIRECROTCH SHITSLINGING BELLEND BASTARD BALL SACK ASSCRACK REDNECK BITCH CUNTRAG FRIG BITCH JACK OFF DILDO FLYING FUCK TRANNY WANK GREASER MILF FUCK OFF CRAP ON A STICK BUGGER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE HENTAI HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY ALEX TREBEK WIENER ASSCRACK DOUCHE NAZI FELCHING DAMN SEX BITCH P'KANG SHITBALLS PISS DICKLICK DARTH VADER CRAPFUCKER WIKIPEDIA GOOK DAMN GOAT DICK CLEMEN ORGASM TWAT DAMN IT PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS SHITFACE TURD VAGINA ASS WIGGER CARPET MUNCHER CROTCH JERRY JACKASS ASS BASTARD FELCHING ASSHAT MILF FUCKWIT CRAPMUNCHER SHITCUNTING DOG FUCKER NICARAGUA AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH RAT'S COCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! KAFFIR ASS FUCKBAG HO SEX CUNT BALLS MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMN IT CAMEL FUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BALLS SHITSKIN BONER DOG SHIT TURD FROG'S FAT ASS CHUCK NORRIS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DOUCHE NAZI ASS GOOK FUCKTARD DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WIENER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAGHEAD BEAVER DILDO PISS OFF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SEX SHITSLINGING INCEST FENCE JUMPER DICK PIECE OF SHIT HELL BUTT PIRATE SHITHEAD PENIS PRICK SAGGY TITS CHICKEN SHIT BEAVER DICKHEAD ASSRAPING MARGARET THATCHER CUNT CUM ANUSCAKE JAP OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH I AM CORNHOLIO! RAPE ASS RAPE ASS ASSWIPE EMO CRAPPY DYKE GIVING HEAD DICK RAPE FELCHING GOATSE ASSWIPE ASSHOLE FUCKWIT SHITE DOUCHE JESSE McCARTNEY HOLY DUMB FUCK ARSE JACK OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS WANKSPLAT NIGGER FUCKING SHITTY PISS ARTIST I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CUM WANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNTSWILLING BALLS SUGARTITS SCUMBUCKET FIREWALLS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BUTT PIRATE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING A SHIT CONDOMS WANKER PISS COON CUNTBUCKET PISS ARTIST WETBACK NAZI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DOUCHING DAMN BULLCRAP BLOWJOB DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PENISBIRD SHITHEAD INBRED FUCK BUKKAKE BITCH GRUE RAPE NEOPETS WANKSPLAT CUNTRAG JERRY BAD MOTHERFUCKER A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! [Insert swear here] FUCK SHITHEAD DUNE COON CHRISTHUMPER HEIL HITLER! NIGGER TITS & DICKS HORSE SHIT TWAT SHITFACE RAGHEAD CLUSTERFUCK RUSTY TROMBONE DICKFACE TWAT HELL BUKKAKE TITMOUSE TWISTY VAGINA TURD CC PLZ NIGGER LICK PUSSY BELLEND ASSHAT ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS GOOK BASTARD TACO TITTIES DICKLICK FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY MACACA PISS ASSHOLE SAGGY TITS YOU WANKER HELL FRENCH TICKLER ASS DAMN GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GARBAGE DAY! CRAPMUNCHER TITS PUSSY TIMBER NIGGER FUCKING JUMP! CHOAD KISSER PISS OFF FUCKFACE DAMNATION DOUCHING HELL WANK YOU WANKER WALRUS SHIT FUCKING INCEST SLOPE CHOAD SHITFACE BULLSHIT FUCK YOU PAKI O CANADA BUGFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS BEAVER BIRD SHIT ASSWIPE MARGARET THATCHER BULLSHIT CUNTBUCKET DILDO FUCKER WANKER CARPET MUNCHER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK SACRED BULLCRAP KNOBJOCKEY POMMIE SAGGY TITS NEGRO GOBSHITE TOTAL BONER DOM DeLUISE NECROPHILIA ASS SHITCOCK GO HOME AND DIE PUSSY FRAK SCUMBAG JACK OFF FUCKING PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD SON OF A BITCH JACKASS CHIGGER BOLLOCKS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? HELL SHITTY MONKEY BALLS VAGINA ASS FUCK YOU IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK COCKSUCKER ASSHAT GRAPE PENIS ASS SHITTY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSLINGING NEGRO BASTARD CUNNILINGUS HIGH WAGES WANK FUCKBAG I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS ASSHAT PRICK FUCK OFF COCKSUCKER JACKASS TITTIES DOT HEAD CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE SUCK MY COCK BITCH BELLEND FUCKHEAD ASS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WANK ARSE ASSHAT CUNTING ASSCRACK DIPSHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCK WHORE POMMIE WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKWIT COMMUNIST DILDO WIENER [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] DOODIE HEAD CHIGGER FUCKING QUEEF COCKSUCKER HITLER NIPPLES YOU WANKER PISS OFF MY ASS JACK OFF SHITBALLS CAPTAIN CRUNCH CUNTSWILLING ASSHOLE DUMBASS BELLEND CONDOMS BITCH SAND NIGGER DYKE BULLSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! ASSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS DICK WIGGER FUDGEPACKER WIKIPEDIA CONDOMS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN DOG FUCKER PECKERHEAD O KURWA! pen0r DOG SHIT DICKHEAD SOD OFF SACRAMENTO INJUN FROG'S FAT ASS BULLCRAP FUCKTARD BIGNOSE ASS CAMEL FUCKER CUNTRAG GYPSY RAT'S ASS SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS ARTIST BITCH GIVING HEAD SPIC BOOBS DAMN FLAMING ASS BADGER SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CAMEL JOCKEY SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK SON OF A BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PAKI DAMN IT I WILL KILL YOU! CRAPMUNCHER CLEMEN YOU WANKER JACK OFF CONDOMS MALL SANTA SPANK THE MONKEY PORCH MONKEY ART METAL PRODUCTS TIT DIRT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT GYPSY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CRAP HO FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB FRITZ SHITTY JAP DALAI LAMA BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY WANKER JIZZ DAMN TITTIES BALLS FIRECROTCH FUCKFACE FUCKER FUCKING SUGARTITS GIVING HEAD TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE PENIS INBRED HELL RAGHEAD MALL SANTA ASSHAT SCUMBAG GOD DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MARGARET THATCHER YOUR MOM DAGO PUSSY CUNT suck my mothers I WILL END YOU! FUCKING FELLATIO CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN HELL FUCK ASSHAT CHIGGER JERRY PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER TAMPONS WANK COCKSUCKER DYKE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GANGBANG COCKSTUFFER TITS & DICKS FUCKTARD COCK BUKKAKE NICARAGUA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DOUCHEBAG NIGGER SMEG FELLATIO FUCKING ASSWIPE BALLS LET'S SHIT TITS [Insert swear here] COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COON MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS JERK OFF BIRD SHIT GIVING HEAD ASSWIPE WANK BOLLOCKS ASSWIPE DOG SHIT MAMA MIA BOLLOCKS DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKER PRICK DOODIE HEAD ASS SPUNK SCUMBAG SOD OFF CUNT GIVING HEAD MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA PRICK YOGHURT CANNON I WILL KILL YOU! ASS FASCIST I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BEANER SHITE HORSE SHIT INBRED PEDOPHILIA GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITHEAD SHITSLINGING BRITNEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCKING CLEVELAND STEAMER DIPSHIT DAMN TWAT DOT HEAD SHITSKIN COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKSTAIN DOUCHETITS I WILL END YOU! DOG FUCKER ASS BATMAN & ROBIN FRITZ CC PLZ BASTARD POTTYMOUTH CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR HONKY TITTYWANK GOD DAMN FUCK BASKETBALL HOOP BANGKOK SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKSTAIN CRACKER THONG TASTER FUCKING DICK FUCKER JACKASS FUCK ASSHAT CAMEL JOCKEY BUTT PIRATE PORCH MONKEY GOBSHITE ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER BALLS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUM BUTT PIRATE CARPET MUNCHER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOD DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TRANNY INBRED ASS HELL HELL MARGARET THATCHER FUCK OFF CUNTSWILLING GOD DAMMIT [expletive deleted] FELCHING DOT HEAD SHITHEAD FELLATIO SUCK MY COCK SHITE WIGGER HOSER POLACK BUGGER OFF GOD DAMN CUNTSWILLING MONKEY'S UNCLE NEGRO JERK OFF EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JOHN ELWAY NEOPETS BITCH SHITSLINGING SPUNK YUKY DOODY DAMN DICKHEAD DELICIOUS CAKE JOHNNY PUSSY WIGGER TWAT JUNGLE BUNNY AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD BUTT PIRATE BUGFUCK WOP JUSTIN BIEBER FLYING FUCK WIGGER SHITSLINGING DOUCHEBAG ABO CAMEL JOCKEY PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKWIT CROTCH CRAP HOLY DUMB FUCK DAMMIT FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A COON CUNNILINGUS CHOAD SUCK MY COCK BITCH PENIS ON A STICK CHAV SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH PENIS FUCKTARD JOHNNY CLUSTERFUCK WANKER SHIT FUCKING ASSBANDIT MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT JESSE McCARTNEY BUKKAKE TURD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK SHITSKIN SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD DAMN SPIC FUCK PIG MOTHERFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU KIKE GYPSY CUNT CRAPPER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT PICKANINNY YOUR MOM SOD OFF PISS ASS ASSHAT GREASER NECROPHILIA SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHAT BALL SACK PRICK NAZI BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN CUNT SHIT PUSSYLICKER SEX DOUCHETITS MOTHERFUCKER WANK BASTARD TAMPONS BUGFUCK ASSHOLE TITS SNUFF PORN FLYING RAT'S ASS TOTAL JOHN ELWAY ASSHOLE FUCK OFF CHOAD RAGHEAD TWAT COCK BITCH CRAPFUCKER CRAP ON A STICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKER POMMIE TWAT BASTARD TAMPONS SCROTUM DYKE LENS CRAFTERS 666 CHIGGER FUCK SHITE DILDO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WHORE BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANKSPLAT BITCH GOOK FUCKBAG YOU WANKER D'OH SCROTUM BONER THONG TASTER FOUR-EYES PISS OFF SOD DAMN GYPSY SPUNK JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT WANK CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER BITCH MONKEY SHIT BEAVER D'OH FUCK NUGGET BONER QUEEF DAMNATION SAND NIGGER CROTCH JAP CUNT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER BITCH POLESMOKER WALRUS SHIT GYPSY NEGRO DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE FELCHMONKEY DICKWAD OSTRICH MY ASS DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT PAKI WANK HELL YOU WANKER NIGGER JACK OFF SON OF A BITCH CUNT ASS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHICKEN SHIT SUGARTITS CLIT FUCK OFF NEGRO GOBSHITE SCROTUM RHODESIA DAMN IT ARSE EXTRA LONG PENIS HOMO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF DARTH VADER JACK OFF PORCH MONKEY FUCKING CUNT BALL SACK CROTCH JERRY WEHATEMARIO DOUCHING RAGHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER KIDDY FIDDLER AUTOFELLATIO JERK OFF MOTHERFUCKER BONG GRINGO ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL DIABETES WANKER BLUMPKIN PUNANI SHITE MILF SPIC SHIT PENIS HELL SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FROG'S FAT ASS CHINK FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER GYPSY DICKHEAD SHITCOCK ASSHAT GIVING HEAD COCK FUCKSTAIN NEGRO SUITCASE PENIS BULLSHIT INCEST VENEREAL DISEASE PENIS ON A BUN SHITBALLS I'LL RAPE YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HENTAI DAMN TWAT PISS OFF MOSES RAGHEAD MALARKY CUNT FUCKHEAD GREASER SHITTY BLOWJOB FUCK YOU HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! DOODIE HEAD [Insert yet another person's name here] PORCH MONKEY ANAL FUCKER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKHEAD and with the ROSES and his GRAPE PENIS of girraffes in which BOOBS while reading about JESSE McCARTNEY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SPUNK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DICKHEAD