Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'CLEMEN'SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM'FELLATIO'CHRISTHUMPER'PRICK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BITCH neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid O CANADA, sudden HELLFIRE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUTTFUCKER or BOOBS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FROG'S FAT ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BEANER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FROG'S FAT ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA MICK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PRINCE PHILIP SHITBALLS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK utterFUCKance of socially PISS ARTIST objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK television programs to address HELLFIRE Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT not to be COMMUNIST DILDO confused with SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HOMO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RAGHEAD random FUCKING disorientation, culturally-HELL-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NORTH KOREA outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN IT language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCK MONKEY SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHING CHONG CHINK souvenir shoppes and massive FUCKING A quantities JESSE McCARTNEY of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A LAKE TITICACA Polite Note to the DUMBASS Author:

The SHIT Tourette's BONER Research Institute was BIGNOSE founded to QUEEF.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PISS OFF Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FRIG article PUNANI funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CRAP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or WANK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUKKAKE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOOBS Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can CRACKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASS TV, for always focusing on the NIGGER bad side of a terrible TITTYWANK thing.
• The main RUSKIE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSCRACK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FLYING RAT'S ASS knee TITTYWANK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DICKHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOCCASINS school for suck my mothers something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKHEAD sufferers to become LAKE TITICACA manically depressed and BASTARD commit SCROTUM suicide.
• There is no HOLY DUMB FUCK cure, and the FLYING FUCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna KRAUT perodol" which caused my entire HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS body to go BOOBIES numb and CLUSTERFUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than SPICY CUNT FUCK it is without the CLIT drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome FUCKING A association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALARKY the FIST FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "SHITPISSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is INBRED much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CLIT sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your SOD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really BIGNOSE annoys me. I am working towards a DICK CHICKEN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKWIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DUMBASS, and making fun of a THONG TASTER horrible disorder is (not) CUNT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMMIT time.

Best MAMA MIA regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JUNGLE BUNNY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As CAPITALISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PANCHEN LAMA degenerate capitalist culture in those WIKIPEDIA countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries PORTUGAL leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. FRAK Regards to Andrew MOCCASINS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! bastard who wrote this article. You can SPUNK punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CONDOMS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “RHODESIA” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MOSES Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DIPSHIT saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my DICKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine O CANADA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HENTAI and PUSSY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WOP music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 TWISTY VAGINA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BUTT PIRATE HORSE! O CANADA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO O CANADA'S HOUSE

How FELCHING to PISS OFF cure FAGGOT the FUCK YOU Tourette's PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER TITS for GOD DAMMIT Tourette's INJUN Syndrome DICKHEAD is PISS ARTIST following FUCK YOU these KRAUT rules PORCUPINE'S BALLS in FUCKWIT order:

• 1: Avoid PENIS immature FLAMING ASS BADGER little PISS kids,
• 2: Count to CHAV within TIMBER NIGGER 10 CAPTAIN CRUNCHseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHITPISSER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ANAL nor GYPSY talk,
• 4: Tell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS yourself you GOD DAMN don't BAD MOTHERFUCKER have 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT this WHORE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WITH NASTY DOG FUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITSKIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the O CANADA last straw FUCKING!

I fucking put HADJI' my comment at the TOP OF THE FRIG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITE the TOP OF LET'S SHIT THIS SHIT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ARSE offensive. CUM. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to YOU WANKER people who try MOTHERFUCKER to battle PISS'DAMN that tight-ass BOOBS 17-year-RANDY TRAVIS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN IT it now, but someone said LAKE TITICACA' DUMBASS CHUFF'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISSHOLE is a laughing FAG matter. Plus there HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOOK Uncyclopedia, there are PISS OFF articles SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSCRACK stuff. So SHIT that means NIGGER TITS stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKER first part too and KRAUT talking about the FRED PHELPS letter that it's LET'S SHIT mocking (what TRANNY letter? I don't even know what EMO the heck you're talking about). Adrian SPIC hi self GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY even made a really CUNT good point. "It's SAGGY TITS nothing more WANK from a head nod to a STRAWBERRY ASS knee tick". SHITE. Which I'll add NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! onto WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't POLESMOKER suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ARSE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TITS be, because if I were a SHITCOCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BALLS hilarious. If you SAND NIGGER Want facts, go on DEMOCRACY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLUSTERFUCK be offended, don't read FASHION BUG the freaking WIKIPEDIA article anyway.

CHOAD KISSER FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER ASS JOHNNY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK SHITTY FOUR-EYES FROG FRIG

CRAPMUNCHER SHITTY DICK TITS GOD DAMMIT WETBACK JESSE McCARTNEY POLAK CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK YOU SCROTUM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TITS CRAP COCKSMOKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SMEG WALRUS SHIT COON PIECE OF SHIT PENIS SOD FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD HELL PEARL NECKLACE DONGSHOVER KRAUT RAT'S COCK CLUSTERFUCK DICKFACE DYKE BUTT-HEAD CRAP MOTHERFUCKER YUKY DOODY FUCKING COCKSUCKER DAMN CUNT HELL EPIDIDYMIS JOHNNY ASS FASCIST CHINK REDSKIN SCROTUM FLYING FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE SOD I WILL END YOU! SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BOB SAGET BALLS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GANGBANG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITCUNTING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKSTAIN BELGIUM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DICKWAD JAP FUCK A DUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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ASS FRAK ROSIE O'DONNELL WIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE POLACK FELCHING PORCH MONKEY PISS ARTIST SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS POMMIE KNOBJOCKEY GANGBANG FUCKFACE DICKFACE BELGIUM HELL MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG SHITE DICKHEAD ANAL DIABETES SHIT FUCKWIT GRIS DICK TITS FRAK GOD DAMN BOOBS DICKFACE ASS LICKER KIKE EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCK SHITSKIN DIPSHIT FIST FUCK CONDOMS CHIGGER BELGIUM FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN IT DOUCHE NAZI TITWANK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS [EXPLETIVE] MONKEY BALLS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS SPUNK FUCK COON JACK OFF BASKETBALL HOOP CROTCH BLUMPKIN FUCKER ALEX TREBEK JERK OFF BASTARD DILDO DICK PEEPEE SLOPE GO COUNT YOUR DICK NEOPETS MARY WHITEHOUSE DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT SHITCOCK DICKFACE CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES DYKE BRITNEY BOOBS BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SEMPRINI DUNE COON CUNNILINGUS GYPSY BITCH FRIG LOLCAT SHITTY JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE WANK GANGBANG RAGHEAD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK A DUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX CLIT GOBSHITE DAMNATION DAMN IT DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER HELL QUEEF PENIS YID BOOBS DICKHEAD DICKHEAD GENITALIA ASSHAT CUNTING ASSCRACK LOGJAMMER ANAL ASS MOTHERFUCKER WIGGER BELLEND HELL BASTARD COON SHIT LIKE A HORSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TUBA CONAN O'BRIAN CLUSTERFUCK DONGSHOVER GREASER SHIT SHITFUCKER DOUCHEBAG ASSHAT WARNER MUSIC GROUP TIMBER NIGGER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DAMN IT SCUMBAG CUNT FUCK YOU LICK PUSSY EAT MY SHIT! MOZILLA FIREFOX GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DIRTY SANCHEZ MAMA MIA HELLFIRE BASTARD DOUCHING DICKFACE 666 MOTHERFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! FRIG [Insert yet another person's name here] DOUCHING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE GOD DAMN CROTCH ASSCRACK WANK BASTARD ARSE SHITCUNTING SOD SHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK BOLLOCKS BELGIUM CUNTBUCKET HORSE PENIS CHOAD SEX NIGGER TURD FUCK JACKASS SHIT HELLFUCKER DICKLICK NIPPLES JENKEM FENCE JUMPER FUCKING SUCK MY DICK CRAPMUNCHER CROTCH BANGKOK NIGNOG BLOWJOB NEGRO ASS CLUSTERFUCK BULLSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT TITTIES PROTESTS ASS WHORE BOOBS PISS ASSFACE GARBAGE DAY! HELL FIRECROTCH DAMMIT TAMPONS FUDGEPACKER BASTARD ASSFACE ASS FUCK A DUCK GRINGO SHITTY FELLATIO TRANNY DAMN BUGGER OFF ANAL FUCKTARD POLAK PRICK ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS GRUE RAPE YOGHURT CANNON WIENER ASSHOLE PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKBAG I'LL RAPE YOU MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JACKASS O CANADA DICKFACE FUCKFACE LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS RAPE ARSE TWAT LAKE TITICACA WOP SON OF A BITCH ASSCRACK GRIS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER WANK ASSHOLE CROTCH HELLFIRE PISS FUCKING A TITTIES POLAK FUCKING JUMP! HELL ASSWIPE RICK MORANIS ASSHAT FELLATIO CUNTING ASSCRACK FELLATIO ASSHOLE NAZI AUTOFELLATIO TENTACLE RAPE SHITTY SOD OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN FUCKING FUCK GOD DAMN LET'S SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ABO FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU PENIS HEIL HITLER! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MONKEY SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! DICKFACE FUCK PENIS ON A STICK CUNTBUCKET SHUT UP, MEG! RAPE SMEG HITLER BASTARD DICKFACE WANKER DUMBASS FASHION BUG HELL FUCKFACE JAP AUTOFELLATIO FUCK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS SHITHEAD SCROTUM MONKEY BALLS O KURWA! ANAL DIABETES FUCKBAG MASTURBATION DAMN IT REBECCA BLACK FROG I'LL RAPE YOU CLUSTERFUCK CLUSTERFUCK BULLCRAP WARNER MUSIC GROUP BOLLOCKS TITS & DICKS SHIT HOMO SLOPE CUNT CRAPPER SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INCEST ASS BIRD SHIT HELL BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DICKLICK SHITHEAD FUCK NUGGET YOU WANKER DOG SHIT PENIS FRED PHELPS HOSER FROG'S FAT ASS BASTARD SLOPE SHITE INBRED TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA POMMIE SCUMBUCKET TIMBER NIGGER FELCHING DAMN WANK SHITTY BOB SAGET PRICK FIST FUCK COON CUNTRAG NIGGER TITS TAMPONS FUCKING A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! CHOAD BLOWJOB FUCKWIT CHAV PISS OFF QUEEF PISS ARTIST BATHING SUIT AREA DOG SHIT BITCH CHRISTHUMPER DOUCHEBAG CHOAD ASSBANDIT SCUMBUCKET SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE PUSSY RIGHTS ASS ABO DICKFACE FELCHING SHITTY GIVING HEAD POMMIE RAT'S ASS MOCKIE BLUMPKIN NECROPHILIA TITS & DICKS GOD DAMMIT HORSE PENIS SHITSLINGING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUTTFUCKER NI ASSHAT DICK CHICKEN BULLSHIT FUCK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER ASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy POMMIE HELL SHIT MACACA FELLATIO CUNT MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO TOWELHEAD AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POTTYMOUTH RAPE SHIT GANGBANG CHUFF TITS & DICKS CUNTBUCKET SHIT REBECCA BLACK MASTICATION FOR THE NATION INJUN SHITFACE SPUNK SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER PISS OFF WANK ASS WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BOLLOCKS POLAK FUCKWIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! NIPPLES SHIT ASS DILDO COCKSUCKER SHOOP DA WHOOP JUSTIN BIEBER BITCH FUDGEPACKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASSFACE DOM DeLUISE FRIG FUCKTARD COCKSUCKER JACKASS MALARKY JACKASS SHIT FUCKBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HORSE PENIS MASTURBATION JACKASS PUSSYLICKER MACACA STRAWBERRY ASS PIGS MIGHT FLY FELCHING MACACA BULLSHIT BLUMPKIN DICKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASSRAPING PISS ARTIST DAMN IT COON TITS FUCKHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS POMMIE HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT BALLS DUMBASS VAGINA RAT'S ASS JACKASS BITCH FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! RAT'S ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE COCKSMOKER ASSHOLE PISS OFF MY ASS BUTTFUCKER NI JACKASS CONDOMS TESTICLE CHOKE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS DOUCHING DOUCHING FUCK OFF FUCKING KAFFIR ASS LICKER TOWELHEAD BOOBIES BITCH WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MICK FROG VAGINA INJUN CAMEL JOCKEY JACKASS SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! DOG FUCKER HUMAN RIGHTS DOG FUCKER WANK FUCK A DUCK WANKER SLOPE FUCKING A FUCKING A ASS LICKER TITTIES HELL CROTCH JOHNNY CUNT SCROTUM WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK FELLATIO SHITCOCK SHITBALLS ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING A DICKFACE POOPOO PRICK BULLCRAP GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS KAFFIR SEX SHIT BALLS FREE ELECTIONS ANAL PEDOPHILIA DONKEY DICK POOPY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BUTT PIRATE CHRISTMAS TREES HORSE PENIS SHITCOCK COCKSMOKER CUNT BALLS BIRD SHIT GIVING HEAD SUCK A BIG DICK BELGIUM DILDO TAFFY JUMPING JESUS!!! FUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY CUM KIKE ASS FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS WANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU DARTH VADER CROTCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE MAMA MIA CUM INCEST ARSEBADGERS RICK MORANIS TACO MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG CUNT CRAPPER TWISTY VAGINA BOLLOCKS CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITS GRAPE PENIS PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK OFF BEAVER BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMN BULLSHIT PENIS TAFFY FUCKER BASTARD POOPY PORCUPINE'S BALLS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SHITE DIRTY SANCHEZ STEVE BALLMER JACK ABRAMOFF FIRECROTCH DICKFACE CRAPMUNCHER CUNTBUCKET 666 FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS COON SHIT DICKLICK VAGINA MOLDY TITS CLEMEN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT JACKASS RICK MORANIS FUCKFACE NECROPHILIA FEMADOM INBRED FUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO CUNT SHUT UP, MEG! 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YOU WANKER TAMPONS SCROTUM BITCH BASTARD SHITSLINGING VAGINA DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DICK CHICKEN WIGGER FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK COCKSUCKER JAP FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD BUGGER TITS & DICKS FUCKTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HAIL SATAN! RAT'S ASS MALARKY DONKEY DICK COCK BITCH HITLER FENCE JUMPER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITFUCKER SHAKOPEE LET'S SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGNOG PEDOPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY BALLS BUTTFUCKER CUNT WIGGER SEMEN YOU WANKER NIGGER SHITE COON SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NAZI TOWELHEAD BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER TITS JOHN SMILEY FACE MOCKIE YOUR MOM GREASER VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT BITCH DUMBASS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? YID FUCKING FUCK ASSHAT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK LENS CRAFTERS FUCK CRACKER TAMPON IN MY ASS CHAV GOBSHITE WANK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PRICK FUCKBAG BUGGER HELLFIRE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS RUSTY TROMBONE BIRD IN THE HOUSE PEDOPHILIA FUCKER HELL DAMNATION TITS & DICKS FUCKWIT GOATSE ASS TWAT BOB SAGET MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POMMIE TOSSER JACKASS NI BASTARD CAMEL JOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY CLIT PUNANI DAMN FUCKWIT EMO Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive GENITALIA and with the GRINGO and his HADJI of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about FUCKING!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GENITALIA also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• YOGHURT CANNON