Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUGFUCK'INJUN'TITWANK'FLYING FUCK'DIRTY SANCHEZ'LOGJAMMER'PORCH MONKEY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a RAT'S ASS look at the PRICK talk page of this VAGINA article for notes or discussion before SHITE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder HELL characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GIVING HEAD, sudden FUCK OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements I'LL RAPE YOU or ASSWIPE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly YOU WANKER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated ANUSCAKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WOODPECKERSHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CHICKEN SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JIZZ PEDOPHILIA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TACO utterFUCKance of socially DUNE COON objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DICKWAD television programs to address BITCH Tourette's syndrome.

RAPE Tourette's is WHORE not to be NIPPLES confused with SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SHITE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING random YID disorientation, culturally-EARS OF CHRIST-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BONER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA language, PEARL NECKLACE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MACACA ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST souvenir shoppes and massive CRAPFUCKER quantities MOLDY TITS of ANAL DIABETES ART METAL PRODUCTS garbage.

Darnit.

A MOZILLA FIREFOX Polite Note to the BULLSHIT Author:

The SPICY CUNT FUCK Tourette's GANGBANG Research Institute was pen0r founded to ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUTT PIRATE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP article GOD DAMMIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MARCH OF FLAMES I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or RUSKIE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUGFUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COON Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFACE Tourrette's sufferers BUNG-HOLE swear. You can ANAL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKTARD TV, for always focusing on the RAT'S ASS bad side of a terrible PISS OFF thing.
• The main DOUCHETITS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK OFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NICARAGUA knee SON OF A BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SCUMBAG no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOG FUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITS school for SHITSLIDE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITBALLS sufferers to become MOCKIE manically depressed and ARSE commit ALEX TREBEK suicide.
• There is no MOTHERFUCKER cure, and the ORGASM drugs that are available to, "calm" the FROG'S FAT ASS tics often have adverse TAMPONS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire JACKASS SHIT body to go LET'S SHIT numb and HORSE SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITWANK it is without the FIRECROTCH drug.

I am an active member of a SHITCUNTING tourette syndrome DOUCHING association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GYPSY the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BIRD SHIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOG SHIT sorry for SOD OFF "hi-jacking" your DAGO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HORSE PENIS this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a DAMN IT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this WEHATEMARIO article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS, and making fun of a YOUR MOM horrible disorder is (not) RUSKIE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your NIGGER time.

Best CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese NORTH KOREA reply

As POISON IN TOOTHPASTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those CENSORSHIP countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not MONASTERIES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society TIBET.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. GOATSE Regards to Andrew HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The CLIT bastard who wrote this article. You can WANK punch him if you DAMMIT want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter DEMOCRACY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough I DON'T HAVE AIDS problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE remove this CHOLERA IS FUN! article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MUGABE'S MOMMA white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POMMIE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my PENISPENISPENIS!!! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GIVING HEAD Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PEDOPHILIA and CAMEL JOCKEY playing Roblox's Adopt Me with PORCUPINE'S BALLS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK OFF BAND WITH 4 FUCK YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITE HORSE! GIVING HEAD IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GIVING HEAD'S HOUSE

How HOMO to JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE cure DICK IN A BOX the NI Tourette's CHINK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BITCH for LET'S SHIT Tourette's GARBAGE DAY! Syndrome POMMIE is SHITHEAD following PIECE OF SHIT these ORGASM rules RANDY TRAVIS in BOYCOTT VIACOM! order:

• 1: Avoid HELL immature FLAMING ASS BADGER little WALRUS SHIT kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING within FELCHING 10 BLUMPKINseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SPICY CUNT FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BUGGER nor DAMN talk,
• 4: Tell STEVE BALLMER yourself you FUCKTARD don't BLOWJOB have ASSHAT this ASSHOLE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD WITH NASTY TOWELHEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CRAPFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GIVING HEAD last straw ORGASM!

I fucking put RAT'S COCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE MOZILLA FIREFOX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITSLIDE the TOP OF CUNT LAPPER THIS AMERICA ONLINE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. SHITTY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSCRACK people who try DUMBASS to battle SHITE'STUB that tight-ass SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM 17-year-WANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PIG it now, but someone said TIT DIRT' DUMBASS FELLATIO'FUCK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PUSSY is a laughing FUCKING matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on I'LL RAPE YOU Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles FUCKHEAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANK stuff. So FUCK YOU that means FUCKHEAD stop getting mad at the RAT'S COCK first part too and SHITFACE talking about the CRAP ON A STICK letter that it's PRICK mocking (what AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! letter? I don't even know what JACKASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian JIZZ hi self [Insert yet another person's name here] even made a really DIPSHIT good point. "It's PICKANINNY nothing more DICKHEAD from a head nod to a JACK OFF knee tick". FUCKTARD. Which I'll add GOAT DICK onto GANGBANG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't YOUR MOM suffer that CHIGGER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SON OF A BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WHITE PEOPLE be, because if I were a BULLSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FUCKER hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELCHING be offended, don't read JOHNNY the freaking DICK TITS article anyway.

AUTOFELLATIO CHOAD KISSER FASHION BUG BUGGER HELLFUCKER DONKEY PUNCHER SUCK MY DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS

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JACKASS HENTAI ALEX TREBEK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE FUCKWIT ASS TIT SPRINKLES RAPE ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER SHIT HOCKEY SHITE CHICKEN FRIES ASSHAT GENITALIA WOODPECKERSHIT ALF ANUSCAKE SPUNK MOTHERFUCKER VAGINA LOLCAT TIMBER NIGGER BITCH BIGNOSE O KURWA! FAGGOT DAGO MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS WANKER MOLDY TITS CLIT DOUCHING WANK CRAPFUCKER NAZI SUCK MY COCK BONG DAMNATION VAGINA FLYING RAT'S ASS SHIT BUGGER SHIT FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT MOLDY TITS GOD DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS COMMUNIST DILDO DOUCHEBAG ASSFACE FLYING FUCK WHORE COCKSUCKER PUSSY AUTOFELLATIO NIGGER BUKKAKE COON SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS ASSWIPE ASSFACE DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS NAZI FROG'S FAT ASS BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE SHIT DICKWAD ANUSCAKE MARGARET THATCHER BLOWJOB ASS CUNTRAG BALLS JENKEM GIVING HEAD FRENCH TICKLER JACK ABRAMOFF HELL [expletive deleted] WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKER ASSHAT FUCKTARD YOU SUCK BALLS SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? CONAN O'BRIAN FAGGOT WOP HOT GRITS NEGRO PISS OFF MASTURBATION 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MASTURBATION MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BIG FOOT CLIT HELL DICK JOHNNY DYKE JAP CAMEL JOCKEY YUKY DOODY WHITE RIGHTS CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKING A JAP PISS OFF ASSFACE KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHITCUNTING CC PLZ AUTOFELLATIO COCKSMOKER FUCK OFF CUNT SHITPISSER CUNT VAGINA HELL DIRTY SANCHEZ MOLDY TITS DOT HEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! [EXPLETIVE] INJUN ABO TWAT SUITCASE PENIS CHINK POO POO BLOWJOB SPUNK SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE CRAPPY RAT'S COCK POLACK WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER COON CHOAD KISSER RAT'S COCK CHIGGER TUBA CUNTING ASSCRACK EPIDIDYMIS FUCKFACE JACKASS SHITPISSER FUCK YOU [expletive deleted] NIGGER DOG SHIT KIKE WANKER FUCK DICK CHICKEN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS PECKERHEAD COON POMMIE NECROPHILIA CUM RAGHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CUNT FUCK DARTH VADER CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU CHIGGER SEX ASSHOLE BRITNEY TITS FOUR-EYES NIGGER INJUN POLAK SHITFACE SCROTUM PUSSY WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKER DICK SOD FUCKER WANK TOSSER GRAPE PENIS DOG FUCKER RAT'S COCK BOB SAGET TWISTY VAGINA POLAK SHIT BONG SMEG SHITTY ANUSCAKE FUCK HOT GRITS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] FLYING FUCK PRICK MILF ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHIT WANKER HADJI FENCE JUMPER COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK BUGGER OFF ARSE CAUCASIANS ORGASM TITTYWANK FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK SPIC RAT'S COCK MALARKY DOUCHING SUCK MY COCK PISS FUCKWIT FUCKING BASEBALL DICK IN A BOX SOD CHOAD PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION DARTH VADER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK OFF FUCKTARD FIRECROTCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CUNT CRAPPER ASSHOLE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK CLUSTERFUCK ASS DONKEY PUNCHER BALLS CUM COCKSMOKER CUNT SPUNK SHIT BLUE PENIS! PIG DELICIOUS CAKE PRICK PISS ARTIST ORGASM CUNT BLOWJOB PISS ARTIST FAG BUTTFUCKER TITMOUSE PENIS ON A BUN FAG FUCKHEAD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BOOBIES LET'S SHIT NICARAGUA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCK ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING P'KANG HELL RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT PISS ARTIST GO HOME AND DIE BELLEND MALARKY SHITCOCK SEX JACKASS SALISBURY FUCK SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST FUCK BULLCRAP GOD DAMMIT POMMIE DOUCHING FUCK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNTRAG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK YOU BOOBS CHENEY LAKE TITICACA SPANK THE MONKEY COLGATE PISS NIGNOG CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ RECTUM RAIDER ASS QUEEF POLAK PISS PISS REDSKIN DICK QUEEF DAMN BUKKAKE PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS ALEX TREBEK BORDER HOPPER GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY ANAL CUNTBUCKET PISS OFF MY ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HORSE SHIT FELCHING SNUFF PORN INBRED POLAK SHIT DICKFACE NIGGER SHITFUCKER BULLCRAP DAMN BASTARD HOMO NI CLIT JACKASS SHIT DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE GOAT DICK DONKEY DICK CRAPMUNCHER MACACA SHIT BASTARD [Insert swear here] ASS ASSRAPING SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PIECE OF SHIT MICK FRIG BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK PICKANINNY QUEEF RECTUM RAIDER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE TOWELHEAD JACK OFF RAT'S ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TAFFY FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKER FUCKFACE WANK SHITHEAD DICK ASSFACE CHIGGER KAFFIR FRIG GIVING HEAD ASS EAT MY SHIT! HAIL SATAN! FUCK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE TIT DIRT AY-AY-AY DONKEY PUNCHER [expletive deleted] GRASS MUD HORSE PISS ARTIST JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BUTT PIRATE PIG DICK SCROTUM POMMIE CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY DICK JACKASS FUCKER FUCKING DAMN EUROIPODS BIG FOOT DOUCHING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUNT FUCK OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH SHITTY BUTT-HEAD FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT PEEPEE PEEPEE DAMN FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PORCH MONKEY HONKY STUDENT MOVEMENT CUM CHRISTHUMPER DAMN IT POLAK CUM HELL CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I WILL KILL YOU! PISSHOLE BUNG-HOLE WANKER suck my mothers REBECCA BLACK YOU WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE TURD BEAVER JAP TAMPON IN MY ASS POLESMOKER I WILL END YOU! ASSHAT BAT FUCK INSANE FUCK MOCKIE FELLATIO BALLS HELL JERK OFF FLYING FUCK BONG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS ARTIST MOSES DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST GOOK NIGGER TITS DOG SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCK OFF CHOAD WIENER TITWANK FRENCH TICKLER CUNTBUCKET BAD MOTHERFUCKER VENEREAL DISEASE HELL suck my mothers SLOPE SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE REDSKIN SEX PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKTARD DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK HO KIKE SHITFUCKER I CAN AFFORD FOOD BLOWJOB SHIT CUNNILINGUS JACK ABRAMOFF RAPE NEGRO BOB SAGET TITS & DICKS BUTTFUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER DUNE COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS POLAK MASTURBATION TITTIES ASSWIPE FUCKER CRAPPY SHIT HOSER FUCKTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE OH SHI– TOWELHEAD HAIL SATAN! DOT HEAD WANK WANKER suck my mothers BOOBIES COON GOOK CUNT WANK CUNTBUCKET CHING CHONG CHINK CUNTSWILLING CRAPMUNCHER FENCE JUMPER SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA [expletive deleted] SPANK THE MONKEY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHITBALLS DUMBASS GANGBANG SHITSKIN SCROTUM TRANNY I RAPE WALRUSES! MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX NEGRO DOUCHE ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD SHITFACE BEANER PRICK GOD DAMN VAGINA FEWMETS LET'S SHIT AUTOFELLATIO INBRED RAT'S ASS POOPOO IN SACREMENT POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISSHOLE DOG SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD DAMMIT CUNT DONKEY DICK YID BIGNOSE BUGGER OFF BITCH WANK JOHNNY ASSHOLE TITS JAP JENKEM CHINK SOAPY TITWANK DOG SHIT BELLEND DOG SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA POMMIE HELLFIRE PEARL NECKLACE FRAK HELLFIRE FUCK PEARL NECKLACE DICK BITCH DESU CLUSTERFUCK FUCKHEAD MICK INCEST HOMO ASSRAPING GO HOME AND DIE BITCH WANK PRICK CUNNILINGUS GRINGO HUEY P. NEWTON TWAT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GENITALIA EPIDIDYMIS JIZZ CRAPMUNCHER DICK SON OF A BITCH TURD BASTARD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TWAT and with the TWAT and his FRIG of girraffes in which TESTICLE CHOKE while reading about MONKEY'S UNCLE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
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• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• D'OH