Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SCUMBUCKET'FUCK'MILF'DIPSHIT'SHITFACE'PISS OFF'MALARKY Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GOD DAMMIT look at the JACKASS SHIT talk page of this I AM CORNHOLIO! article for notes or discussion before FROG'S FAT ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DOODIE HEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder STUDENT PROTESTS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BALLS, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITTY or SHITHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONKEY'S UNCLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOCKIE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may MASTURBATION include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BOYCOTT VIACOM! by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKSTAIN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BOOBS GOD DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUTTFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially DUMBASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SPRINKLES television programs to address FUCKBAG Tourette's syndrome.

JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Tourette's is DAMN not to be DUMBASS confused with PISS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DIPSHIT random FUCKER disorientation, culturally-BALL SACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PUNANI language, SHITTY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places NIGGER GRIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky [Insert yet another person's name here] souvenir shoppes and massive CHICKEN SHIT quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES MILF garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the BUTTFUCKER Author:

The FUCKER Tourette's FUCK YOU Research Institute was KRAUT founded to RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CRACKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHING article SHITTY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or TWISTY VAGINA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITSLINGING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CHAV Tourrette's sufferers RAT'S ASS swear. You can DOUCHEBAG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CONDOMS TV, for always focusing on the GO COUNT YOUR DICK bad side of a terrible FUCK thing.
• The main FUCK YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SAGGY TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOOBS knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DAMN IT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOSSER school for JAP something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DUNE COON sufferers to become 666 manically depressed and ASSHOLE commit CHIGGER suicide.
• There is no ASS cure, and the CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE drugs that are available to, "calm" the DYKE tics often have adverse POWERSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BASTARD perodol" which caused my entire RUSTY TROMBONE body to go SHITBALLS numb and FUCKHEAD basically made it NIGGA! worse than MALL SANTA it is without the BUGFUCK drug.

I am an active member of a INBRED tourette syndrome DAMN IT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH the ANAL public view of Tourettes as a "DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CC PLZ much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT sorry for GIVING HEAD "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS this that really AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI annoys me. I am working towards a FUCK YOU better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRED PHELPS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS, and making fun of a PIECE OF SHIT horrible disorder is (not) JESSE McCARTNEY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BUTT PIRATE time.

Best BUTTFUCKER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill VOTE Westerners show is not an TANK MAN effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing MONGOLIANS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust DEMOCRACY in countries DISSIDENTS leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a INDIA HAS NUKES byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. TITS & DICKS Regards to Andrew BASTARD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The SHITFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can AMERICA ONLINE punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FREE ELECTIONS put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my CRAPPY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BALLS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PUSSY and BLUMPKIN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CRACKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BELGIUM BAND WITH 4 QUEEF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A ASSWIPE HORSE! BALLS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BALLS'S HOUSE

How FUCKTARD to PISSHOLE cure SHITE the LIMEY Tourette's CHINK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS for BANGKOK Tourette's SOD Syndrome NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! is BOB SAGET following NORTH KOREA these BENCH PRESS rules CUM in COCKSHITTER order:

• 1: Avoid GIVING HEAD immature FUCK YOU little BUTTFUCKER kids,
• 2: Count to SUGARTITS within SCROTUM 10 SCRATCH! GROUNDER!seconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER nor FUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell WANKSPLAT yourself you PISS don't TAFFY have WANKSPLAT this ABO disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WITH NASTY PENIS ON A STICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AMERICAN SPELLING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BALLS last straw FUCKING A!

I fucking put EPIDIDYMIS' my comment at the TOP OF THE RAT'S ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CRAPFUCKER the TOP OF PORCUPINE'S BALLS THIS BELLEND ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMMIT offensive. MOTHERFUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSWIPE people who try SHITCOCK to battle GRINGO'BUTT PIRATE that tight-ass POOPY 17-year-HOLY DUMB FUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SUCK COCKS IN HELL! it now, but someone said MOCCASINS' GRIS KNOBJOCKEY'ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRIG is a laughing CARPET MUNCHER matter. Plus there POOPY was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WIENER Uncyclopedia, there are ORGASM articles GOBSHITE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD stuff. So HELL that means HELLFIRE stop getting mad at the DICKHEAD first part too and WETBACK talking about the BITCH letter that it's INBRED mocking (what EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA letter? I don't even know what MILF the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISS OFF hi self SHITSKIN even made a really BUGGER good point. "It's JERRY nothing more CUNT from a head nod to a GOAT DICK knee tick". BITCH. Which I'll add SHIT LIKE A HORSE onto 30 CASES OF PICKLES saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK suffer that BUGGER OFF much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INJUN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a CLUSTERFUCK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUNANI hilarious. If you CUNT Want facts, go on CHICKEN FRIES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WANK be offended, don't read SHITE the freaking DICK article anyway.

PUSSY CHENEY FUCKTARD WANKSPLAT BASTARD ANAL DIABETES SHUT UP, MEG! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER COCK

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink THONG TASTER COCKSUCKER CLEMEN HUMAN RIGHTS PRICK SHITE HELL 30 CASES OF PICKLES BLOWJOB FUCKTARD INBRED QUEEF I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT HORSE SHIT RAT'S ASS FUCK NUGGET FUDGEPACKER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD FUCKFACE BOLLOCKS BUTT-HOLE GOD DAMMIT SON OF A BITCH FELCHING WALRUS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO SIGMUND FREUD GANGBANG I'LL RAPE YOU JAP BUTTFUCKER TIT DIRT JAP WANK BAT FUCK INSANE SCROTUM JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT JAP PICKANINNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCK TITMOUSE INCEST GRINGO GANGBANG SOD OFF COCKGOBLIN BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SHITSKIN SUCK MY DICK HONKY GO HOME AND DIE JUNGLE BUNNY KAFFIR BUTTFUCKER PENISFUCK CUNT SOD WANK YOU WANKER FUCKSTAIN AY-AY-AY FLYING FUCK TIBETAN BUDDHISM FRED PHELPS GOBSHITE TITTIES DIPSHIT DICKHEAD ANUSCAKE SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST TWAT WIGGER SHITCOCK ORGASM MALARKY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MOZILLA FIREFOX and with the JESSE McCARTNEY and his INJUN of girraffes in which FUCKING A while reading about COCKSHITTER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PEDOPHILIA