Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHITSLINGING'DICKHEAD'COON'ASSCRACK'FUCK OFF'BOLLOCKS'SOD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! neurochemical FUCK disorder SON OF A BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden AUTOFELLATIO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CONAN O'BRIAN or LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BASTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISS OFF MY ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken AUTOFELLATIO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POLACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat JACK OFF PUSSY words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous VENEREAL DISEASE utterFUCKance of socially WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first REDSKIN television programs to address SACRAMENTO Tourette's syndrome.

SHIT Tourette's is SPICY CUNT FUCK not to be BUGFUCK confused with JACKASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ASSRAMMER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LIMEY random CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON disorientation, culturally-PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JAP outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SON OF A BITCH language, PENIS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS DUMBASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HELL souvenir shoppes and massive HOSER quantities TOSSER of ANAL DIABETES REBECCA BLACK garbage.

Darnit.

A WIGGER Polite Note to the MOTHERFUCKER Author:

The SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourette's CUNT Research Institute was ASSCRACK founded to NEGRO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BUGFUCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKTARD article SON OF A BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK OFF I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BRITNEY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers HAIL SATAN! swear. You can NI blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING A TV, for always focusing on the BELLEND bad side of a terrible WANK thing.
• The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SUCK MY DICK knee SON OF A BITCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JESUS FUCKING CHRIST no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BASTARD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSLINGING school for SCROTUM something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage INBRED sufferers to become TITS manically depressed and SHIT commit DUMBASS suicide.
• There is no FAG cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the AUTOFELLATIO tics often have adverse MY ANUS IS BLEEDING side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS UP MY ARSE perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH numb and REDEEMING VALUE basically made it NIGGA! worse than CARPET MUNCHER it is without the SUCK MY COCK drug.

I am an active member of a CHINK tourette syndrome RUSKIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WARNER MUSIC GROUP the CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST public view of Tourettes as a "CHOAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DARTH VADER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BATHING SUIT AREA sorry for EMO "hi-jacking" your CECIL JOHN RHODES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DONKEY DICK this that really SHITCOCK annoys me. I am working towards a MOLDY TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSCRACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BALLS, and making fun of a CUNT horrible disorder is (not) SHITSKIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ARSE time.

Best FELLATIO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CROTCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those 1984 countries. When showing STUDENT MOVEMENT right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not DISSIDENTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society CENSORSHIP.

Li Chiang “NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS” Wen

P.S. POLACK Regards to Andrew PIGFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DON'T HAVE AIDS reply

The BALL SACK bastard who wrote this article. You can FAG punch him if you CUNT want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not SALISBURY white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSFACE saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for HUEY P. NEWTON evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMMIT and GRASS MUD HORSE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WIENER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSHAT BAND WITH 4 PENIS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOOK HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How JERK OFF to SEX cure DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! the FUCKER Tourette's CUNT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment JIGGABOO for PEEPEE Tourette's COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Syndrome MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is HUMAN RIGHTS following FUCKTARD these SPICY CUNT FUCK rules PEDOPHILIA in JIGGABOO order:

• 1: Avoid MARGARET THATCHER immature FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD little MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS kids,
• 2: Count to CROTCH within CHINK 10 MILFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your IN SACREMENT BULLSHIT MALARKY nor DONKEY PUNCHER talk,
• 4: Tell FELCHING yourself you FUCK don't KIKE have HELL this BBBBBBBBB! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK ASS WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NIGGER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw WIENER!

I fucking put MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE AY-AY-AY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ORANGE TURTLE the TOP OF SHIT THIS SHITTY ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOCCASINS offensive. 666. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to HELL people who try CHICKEN FRIES to battle WANK'POMMIE that tight-ass FENCE JUMPER 17-year-CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find JERK OFF it now, but someone said JENKEM' DAMN RICK MORANIS'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGNOG is a laughing CROTCH matter. Plus there BOYCOTT VIACOM! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHITHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are PISS articles BUTT-FOR-BRAINS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PUSSYLICKER stuff. So TITWANK that means COCKSUCKER stop getting mad at the BALLS first part too and FUCK talking about the BUGGER OFF letter that it's RAT'S ASS mocking (what LET'S SHIT letter? I don't even know what HADJI the heck you're talking about). Adrian TENTACLE RAPE hi self ORGASM even made a really JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST good point. "It's ASSHAT nothing more PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT from a head nod to a RAPE knee tick". FUCKSTAIN. Which I'll add JOHN ELWAY onto ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FRENCH TICKLER suffer that DONKEY DICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COCKSTUFFER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHOAD be, because if I were a FASHION BUG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RUSTY TROMBONE hilarious. If you ASSFACE Want facts, go on BITCH Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DICKFACE be offended, don't read BLUMPKIN the freaking CHIGGER article anyway.

SHITFUCKER ASS FUCK YOU HELL TACO SHIT FUCKTARD CHIGGER FUCKING A GRINGO

FRAK MOCCASINS PENIS ON A STICK NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS WANKER FUCKING WILLY WONKA SAND NIGGER I DON'T HAVE AIDS [EXPLETIVE] COCKSUCKER GENITALIA MONKEY SHIT HONKY GOATSE TEDDY BEARS JOHNNY YOU SUCK BALLS MACACA CUNT CRAPPER BITCH DAMN DICK CUNTBUCKET OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK OFF FAGGOT WIGGER DOG FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS BOOBS JACKASS SHIT BLOWJOB AY-AY-AY NIGGER WILLY WONKA COON INJUN STUB GOD DAMMIT MALARKY FAG IN SACREMENT HOLY DUMB FUCK BATHING SUIT AREA SHITE DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT DOUCHE GENITALIA LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WANKER GOBSHITE O CANADA GOD DAMN WANK CUNT JACK OFF BAT FUCK INSANE PISS ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! MILF CLIT I WILL END YOU! BITCH CUNT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy HELLFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAT FUCK INSANE O KURWA! 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RAGHEAD ASSBANDIT NIPPLES CUNT FELLATIO PUSSYLICKER NAZI NIGNOG SHITSLINGING BUTT PIRATE SHITBALLS NAZI HADJI BATHING SUIT AREA WHORE CRACKER STRAWBERRY ASS CHOAD TWAT DONKEY DICK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BEAVER JACKASS JACKASS GOBSHITE COMMUNIST DILDO ASSCRACK QUEEF BASTARD SUCK MY DICK DOUCHEBAG GOOK SHITTY SHIT FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER THONG TASTER TITTIES RAPE FROG GOD DAMMIT NICARAGUA WIGGER RAGHEAD GENITALIA FUCK TITTIES ASSFACE CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMMIT TWAT FUCK SCUMBUCKET SHITFUCKER DICKWAD MILF FEWMETS CLIT DICKFACE HADJI SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK PEDOPHILIA MOTHERFUCKER DICKWAD DIPSHIT TURD CANNED QUOTE MONKEY BALLS ANAL DIABETES MICK BORDER HOPPER WINDOWS VISTA ABO BELGIUM RAT'S COCK WEHATEMARIO ANAL DAMN WANKSPLAT NAZI P'KANG SHITFACE DICKFACE ARSE AAAAAAAAA! BOLLOCKS ANUSCAKE BLOWJOB NIGGER BALLS RUSTY TROMBONE ASS FRED PHELPS PRICK FIRECROTCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CLIT FIREWALLS HO DAMN IT DAMN ARSE suck my mothers PISS OFF SOD ASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASS CUM MALARKY ANAL ARSE WANKSPLAT SNUFF PORN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS LICKER FENCE JUMPER DAMN IT TWAT DOUCHE FUCK PISS OFF CUNT DICKHEAD FASHION BUG CAMEL JOCKEY DUNE COON SHIT SEX BIG FOOT SHIT FUCKSTAIN DONKEY DICK MOZILLA FIREFOX ANAL SHITTY FELLATIO NIGGER ASSHOLE SHITTY FUCKHEAD FELCHING SHIT HELL TITS & DICKS ASS POLESMOKER BULLSHIT FUCK URINE-GARGLING PISSHOLE COON SHITE SOD OFF TWAT ROSIE O'DONNELL NIGGER TITS HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER WANK GOD DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHIT SUCK MY COCK SHITCOCK AUTOFELLATIO MOLDY TITS FUCKWIT DAMNATION CLEMEN GRAPE PENIS TOWELHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMN BASTARD STEVE BALLMER TRANNY TITS & DICKS HEIL HITLER! NIGGER DAMN EMO PENIS RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT PISS CLIT FUCK YOU POOPY BOB SAGET FUCK FUCKSTAIN PENIS ON A STICK DAMN HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER COLGATE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! GOOK JIZZ COCK PRICK POLAK MONKEY BALLS BUTTFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK GOBSHITE FRAK FELCHING PISS COCKSTUFFER OH SHI– CUNNILINGUS SHIT REDNECK BATHING SUIT AREA TOWELHEAD AUTOFELLATIO BOOBS NIGGER GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING RAT'S ASS SEX BITCH COON PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SEX GYPSY FRIG SHIT DYKE DOG SHIT 666 BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CAMEL JOCKEY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHOAD MALARKY SHITE FUCKING LET'S SHIT BASTARD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SAND NIGGER TRANNY BATHING SUIT AREA PEEPEE FUCK OFF DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT THONG TASTER SHITE SUITCASE PENIS GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMN SHITHEAD DICK CHICKEN CUNTYMINTS CAMEL JOCKEY DYKE BOOBS BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS DICKHEAD FUCK BAD MOTHERFUCKER NIPPLES CHING CHONG CHINK PRICK KIKE 666 FIST FUCK JENKEM DICKFACE BUDDHIST MONK KRAUT SHITFUCKER GENITALIA SHITFACE BIRD SHIT MALARKY LOGJAMMER NIGGER FAG MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER HONKY SHITHEAD ASS DUMBASS HELLFIRE BASTARD VAGINA CUNTBUCKET WALRUS SHIT FUCKHEAD VAGINA BULLCRAP COCK FUCK DAMN SHITFUCKER FUCKBAG CHOAD KISSER GOD DAMN BASKETBALL DAMN TURD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BOOBS FROG ASSFACE BULLCRAP COCK FUCKSTAIN PENIS JACKASS SHITBALLS SPUNK SUCK A BIG DICK GOD DAMMIT [EXPLETIVE] DUMBASS BUGFUCK ROMANIA BITCH ASSBANDIT FUCKHEAD ASS PAKI POWERSHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITCOCK CUM DICK IN A BOX LOLLIPOPS DICK POOPOO SHITCOCK FIRECROTCH GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GREASER SCUMBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX BRUSH MA TEETH INJUN P'KANG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL ASSCRACK COCK CUNTSWILLING COON TWAT JUNGLE BUNNY POOPOO HENTAI COCKSMOKER SHITFACE BELLEND FRAK TWAT POLESMOKER ARSE PEDOPHILIA WEHATEMARIO COMMUNISM IS STUPID FUCKTARD WETBACK FEWMETS PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER ANAL DIABETES CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHIT CUNT pen0r FELCHING CRAPMUNCHER CARPET MUNCHER REDNECK SCUMBAG CUNTYMINTS BAD MOTHERFUCKER NEGRO BONER YOU WANKER ASSWIPE FUCK FUCKSTAIN VAGINA ASS NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! WANK FUCKING A MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER TACO WANK HENTAI TITWANK SHITFUCKER BITCH BULLSHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WANK CHIGGER THONG TASTER DOUCHING COCKGOBLIN DAMN CHOAD PIGFUCKER SOD OFF MOLDY TITS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN INCEST DYKE PRICK DONKEY DICK FUCKTARD FUCK YOU FUCK YOU PISS BUTT PIRATE BORDER HOPPER FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD PUSSY PEARL NECKLACE SHITPISSER BITCH FENCE JUMPER BELGIUM BUGFUCK P'KANG AUTOFELLATIO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PEDOPHILIA SHITBALLS SHITSLIDE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JOHN SMILEY FACE CRAP ON A STICK CLEVELAND STEAMER GOD DAMN BASTARD PRICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BEAVER BOOBIES HELL GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER CHIGGER TITTIES FUCK [Insert swear here] CUNT FLYING FUCK BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS YOU SUCK BALLS DONALD RUMSFELD ASSCRACK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK WANK TITS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM BUNG-HOLE SHITHEAD KIKE FUCKTARD PRICK JACK OFF FROG INBRED PEARL NECKLACE GO COUNT YOUR DICK FENCE JUMPER FELCHMONKEY DAGO JACK ABRAMOFF SHITE MONKEY SHIT SOD CHOAD HORSE SHIT RAT'S COCK RAGHEAD VAGINA RAGHEAD QUEEF STRAWBERRY ASS PISS ARTIST DICKFACE PENIS PISS PUSSYLICKER DAMMIT DICK FUCK DICKLICK WHORE CUNT TITMOUSE JIGGABOO CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BITCH SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOT HEAD CRAPMUNCHER NAZI SHITHEAD CHING CHONG CHINK WETBACK FUCK A DUCK DIPSHIT CHINK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CAMEL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT WANKER COCK KAFFIR FEMADOM PENIS LIMEY SCUMBAG JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST TURD 30 CASES OF PICKLES ABO PISS OFF INCEST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITE SCUMBAG GOD BLESS AMERICA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT CLUSTERFUCK HELL BIRD SHIT CRAP ON A STICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE CLIT JACK OFF RAPE BULLSHIT UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! FU SPANG INBRED INJUN BEANER NIPPLES ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS ASS SHITE MARCH OF FLAMES DOUCHEBAG FAGGOT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHIT CUNT DOUCHE NAZI TWAT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BALLS MALL SANTA HELLFIRE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DICKHEAD CLUSTERFUCK FUCKFACE suck my mothers SON OF A BITCH BLUMPKIN GOD DAMN BASTARD JIZZ CONDOMS HOMO FUCKFUCKFUCK FROG'S FAT ASS AMERICA ONLINE GIVING HEAD FUCKING A GOD BLESS AMERICA SUCK MY DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST SPUNK JIZZ FUCKHEAD FUCKING A MASTURBATION REDNECK FUCK NUGGET FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! SHITFUCKER ARSE FUCKING CLUSTERFUCK INBRED DUMBASS CRAP TENTACLE RAPE DAGO POMMIE ART METAL PRODUCTS FRED PHELPS REDEEMING VALUE DILDO AUTOFELLATIO FUCK A DUCK NIGGER TITS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH HELLFUCKER SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE HOMO MILF DAGO DAMN DICK CHICKEN FUCKFACE ARSE CRAPFUCKER ASSHAT WETBACK CUNT BULLSHIT FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA BLOWJOB ASSWIPE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] KAFFIR WALRUS SHIT THONG TASTER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK TITTIES DICKHEAD CHOAD ASSHOLE LENS CRAFTERS MACACA CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKSTAIN MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BASTARD JIZZ BITCH SHIT FELCHMONKEY FRED PHELPS FUCKER ASSFACE COCKSHITTER DONGSHOVER CHINK SOD BUGGER BASTARD KIDDY FIDDLER MOCCASINS WOP CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A COON YOU WANKER FUCKFACE VAGINA KIKE LET'S SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN GUMDROPS POLESMOKER GYPSY GREASER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PEEPEE MAMA MIA HORSE PENIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FLYING FUCK NIGGER TITS JACKASS FEMADOM UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY JESSE McCARTNEY GENITALIA SHIT NIPPLES DAMNATION Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BANGKOK COON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUGGER OFF BASTARD ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DUMBASS HELL NEGRO FUCKING ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKFACE GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST ASS DOUCHE SHIT FUCK BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK FRED PHELPS PISS OFF GOBSHITE CHAV FUCKER SHITTY [EXPLETIVE] HELL BEAVER SACRAMENTO GOD DAMMIT ASSWIPE GOD DAMN INJUN BUTTFUCKER KIKE I AM CORNHOLIO! SEMPRINI PENIS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKSTAIN RECTUM RAIDER REDSKIN WANK FUCKER BEANER GIVING HEAD [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FEATURED SHIT FEWMETS DUMBASS BALLS BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE DOUCHE DAMN EPIDIDYMIS PISSHOLE GYPSY CHOAD KISSER MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HOLE BOON ANUSCAKE HELL WIENER TENTACLE RAPE MOLDY TITS FUCK SHITBALLS SOD OFF TWO-INCH PENIS RAT'S COCK FOUR-EYES MACACA VAGINA FUCKING KRAUT DOUCHING DICKHEAD COCKSMOKER RAT'S COCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD RAPE DOUCHETITS BULLSHIT BITCH LAKE TITICACA JACK OFF PRICK JACK OFF BITCH FLYING FUCK WHORE MARGARET THATCHER ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT POMMIE SHITE JAP COCKGOBLIN MOLDY TITS PISS ARTIST BALL SACK INBRED WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITTY CHINK JIGGABOO FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBUCKET SPANK THE MONKEY SHITHEAD ASSFACE DAMN CAMEL FUCKER suck my mothers CHICKEN SHIT DAMN CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNNILINGUS I WILL END YOU! FUCKFACE DONALD RUMSFELD PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS HOT GRITS CUNT SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU ASSHOLE JACKASS BAT FUCK INSANE INBRED GIVING HEAD PENISBIRD DIPSHIT JACKASS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DAMN ALEX TREBEK SOD COON PRICK PUSSYLICKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITSLINGING ASSRAMMER DIPSHIT JERK OFF FUCK DICKHEAD SEX EAT MY SHIT! DILDO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOYCOTT VIACOM! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHIT LIKE A HORSE HELL FRAK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR suck my mothers DICK FUCKING A LET'S SHIT SWIMMING POOL CRAP ON A STICK WANK CHOAD KISSER DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TACO ARSE GRIS DAMN SHIT DOUCHE NAZI CUNT OSTRICH MY ASS AUTOFELLATIO NAZI FUCK YOU CROTCH DOG SHIT PUSSY JACKASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BOLLOCKS BITCH LAKE TITICACA BIRD SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASS CRACKER COON PUNANI WANKER PIECE OF SHIT BONER WINDOWS VISTA SHIT BUTTFUCKER SHIT PUSSYLICKER FUCK YOU FELLATIO CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOCKIE MALARKY TOSSER MOLDY TITS ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST COON BULLCRAP HOT GRITS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST RAT'S ASS BASTARD GOD DAMN FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCK MASTURBATION PISSHOLE CUNNILINGUS TUBA PISSHOLE BUKKAKE YOU WANKER GRIS DEVELOPERS! TURD SAND NIGGER DOUCHEBAG BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK DOUCHING RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SIGMUND FREUD ASS TITS CUNT ANAL MICK DIPSHIT FELCHMONKEY YID SOD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS BUGGER OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FEWMETS and with the MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS and his HORSE SHIT of girraffes in which PEDOPHILIA while reading about GRINGO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BUGFUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GOD DAMN