Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or OSTRICH MY ASS neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITSLINGING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITTING DICK NIPPLES, sudden RAT'S ASS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS FASCIST or LET'S SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BANGKOK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated JACK ABRAMOFF way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BALL SACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITTY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITFACE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK CLEMEN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FRIG utterFUCKance of socially SHITSLINGING objectionable words).
LIMEY Tourette's is CAPTAIN CRUNCH not to be HELL confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DOUCHE NAZI chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITHEAD random THIS IS A RARE SWEAR disorientation, culturally-JENKEM-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SOD OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! language, JIZZ and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CRAPPY ASSHAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK YOU souvenir shoppes and massive HELL quantities CUNTBUCKET of ANAL DIABETES FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK garbage.
Darnit.
A DAMN IT Polite Note to the ASSCRACK Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have FUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JOHN ELWAY article CLEMEN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHAV I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HITLER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CHOAD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD Tourrette's sufferers DOUCHETITS swear. You can WALRUS SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame YOU TV, for always focusing on the TACO bad side of a terrible TOURETTE'S SYNDROME thing.
- The main BITCH symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TAMPONS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIENER knee HELL NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLEMEN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DILDO school for NAZI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WANKER sufferers to become SCROTUM manically depressed and MASTURBATION commit NAZI suicide.
- There is no FRED PHELPS cure, and the BUTT-HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the DOUCHING tics often have adverse MALARKY side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BEAVER perodol" which caused my entire FUCKING A body to go FUCK YOU numb and HELL basically made it NIGGA! worse than PIG it is without the SHIT drug.
I am an active member of a FLYING FUCK tourette syndrome ASSRAMMER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKHEAD the BULLCRAP public view of Tourettes as a "ASSCRACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BLUE PENIS! much much (hand spasms) more...
I am REDSKIN sorry for DAMN "hi-jacking" your DIPSHIT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK YOU this that really WIENER annoys me. I am working towards a PISSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this ASSWIPE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INJUN, and making fun of a SHITFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your 30 CASES OF PICKLES time.
Best CUNT regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese 1984 reply
As PANCHEN LAMA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are ELECTION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an CHINA IS CAPITALIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOVERNMENT FILTERS in countries BUDDHIST MONK leadership, those problems does not STUDENT PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a KOREA LOVER byproduct of your GOOGLE capitalist society TAIWAN.
Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen
P.S. SHITPISSER Regards to Andrew BOLLOCKS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply
As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?
Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JERK OFF saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my POOPOO intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MY COMMUNION WAFER OF soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITTING DICK NIPPLES Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are FUCKFACE and NIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BULLSHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) REDSKIN BAND WITH 4 DILDO MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BOOBS HORSE! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITTING DICK NIPPLES'S HOUSE
How COCKSMOKER to PISS OFF cure WANK the KAFFIR Tourette's DICK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment MALL SANTA for SEX Tourette's OH SHI– Syndrome GOATSE is CRAPFUCKER following CUNTRAG these ORGASM rules FUCKFACE in RAPE order:
- 1: Avoid HORSE PENIS immature CUNT little TITWANK kids,
- 2: Count to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL within FUCKWIT 10 MONKEY SHITseconds,
- 3: Do not open your RAT'S COCK PISS ARTIST TWAT nor HORSE PENIS talk,
- 4: Tell YOUR MOM yourself you SON OF A BITCH don't SHITE have GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS this CHUFF disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NAZI WITH NASTY ASSFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD OFF FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITTING DICK NIPPLES last straw COCK!
I fucking put FUCKING A' my comment at the TOP OF THE PICKANINNY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSWIPE the TOP OF ASSHAT THIS FUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANKSPLAT offensive. SHITHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TAFFY people who try BEAVER to battle TWAT'FUCKER that tight-ass GOBSHITE 17-year-FROG'S FAT ASS—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SEMEN it now, but someone said CROTCH' BULLCRAP RAT'S ASS'BASTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK is a laughing RAT'S COCK matter. Plus there SCUMBUCKET was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are MOTHERFUCKER articles CRACKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT stuff. So JIGGABOO that means BUGGER OFF stop getting mad at the BOOBS first part too and DICKHEAD talking about the SHITE letter that it's HAPPINESS mocking (what WANK letter? I don't even know what CUNT the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHITCOCK hi self SHITFACE even made a really ASS good point. "It's HONKY nothing more BUTTFUCKER from a head nod to a SHIT knee tick". GOOK. Which I'll add DUMBASS onto JACKASS SHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKSTAIN suffer that WANK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DOG SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SAND NIGGER be, because if I were a JOHN ELWAY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS OFF hilarious. If you TIMBER NIGGER Want facts, go on MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CLEVELAND STEAMER be offended, don't read WIENER the freaking FUCK YOU article anyway.
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DICK TITS FUCK POMMIE RAT'S COCK CONDOMS BITCH SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE NIPPLES [EXPLETIVE] HELL SHITCOCK TIMBER NIGGER DAMN 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 COCKSMOKER DOUCHEBAG DOUCHE NAZI SHITFUCKER COCKGOBLIN CUNT CUNNILINGUS DUNE COON BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY JIGGABOO COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! SHIT TENTACLE RAPE MASTURBATION PISS ARTIST FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK CUNT ASSHAT GOD DAMN SIGMUND FREUD PISS OFF SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JAP FUCKHEAD GENITALIA FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU BRITNEY BOLLOCKS POO POO BLOWJOB EXTRA LONG PENIS PORCH MONKEY SHITCUNTING GOBSHITE CLEMEN NICARAGUA DAMMIT ORGASM ASS YOU WANKER GRUE RAPE POTTYMOUTH PRICK FUCKER WANK YOUR MOM RAT'S ASS FELLATIO PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! DAMN PISS WANKER COCKSMOKER PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD CRAP REBECCA BLACK RUSKIE [expletive deleted] INBRED MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK SHITFACE JOHNNY PIGFUCKER TITTYWANK [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT GRINGO GYPSY FUCK DARTH VADER ROSIE O'DONNELL FLYING FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER SHITSLINGING CHAV CROTCH BRUSH MA TEETH SHITHEAD BASTARD FELCHMONKEY PISS ARTIST CLUSTER FUCK ASS PIECE OF SHIT JIZZ SON OF A BITCH IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT CUNTYMINTS POMMIE CLUSTER FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS [EXPLETIVE] ASSWIPE CRAPPY SHIT FUCK SON OF A BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT COCKSHITTER ASS I'LL RAPE YOU O CANADA INBRED NAZI BEANER TITTYWANK DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER JOHNNY GENITALIA GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMN FUCK OFF FELCHING DAGO JIGGABOO SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! COCKSMOKER JACKASS DOG SHIT SHITHEAD BUGGER MASTURBATION PUSSY JUSTIN BIEBER GYPSY DAMN RAT'S ASS ASSHAT WANKER BASTARD FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU SHITSKIN CHIGGER DAMN SMEG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT PIECE OF SHIT FUCK OFF DAMN YUKKY DOODY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK COCKGOBLIN ANAL DIABETES CHICKEN SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSWIPE SHIT SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? OH SHI– FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BASTARD BULLSHIT JIZZ JACK OFF WHITE PEOPLE WANK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SCROTUM BLUMPKIN DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING A FIST FUCK SHITHEAD CHRISTHUMPER CUNT ASS FUCKING HELL CRAPMUNCHER HORSE PENIS PISS OFF FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT JACK OFF ASSCRACK DICKFACE DAGO HELL DIPSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKFACE ASSHOLE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKWIT HADJI DUMBASS SCROTUM CUNNILINGUS SHIT NIGGER DAMN CLUSTER FUCK BRITNEY CRIMETHINK ASS HO CUNT FUCKBAG YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE CAMEL FUCKER BALLS CROTCH TITTIES PENIS TAFFY SPUNK REDSKIN FLYING FUCK INBRED SAGGY TITS DICK CHICKEN GREASER PISS OFF MY ASS PORCH MONKEY GENITALIA POMMIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCKER BALL SACK CHOAD STEVE BALLMER BELGIUM SHUT UP, MEG! CONDOMS SEX JIZZ JAP SON OF A BITCH PISS OFF FUCKER DICKFACE DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER PEEPEE BONG WINDOWS VISTA TOWELHEAD PEEPEE JAP BIG FOOT TACO AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNNILINGUS INCEST PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT DILDO MONASTERIES SHITSLINGING DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SOD BITCH BONER CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICK FUCKSTAIN FUCK HELL MICK NEGRO TAMPON IN MY ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL WANK CUNT POLESMOKER CLUSTER FUCK HELLFUCKER TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD SHITE MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNTBUCKET BIBLE BASHER DAMN SHITFACE NAZI DOUCHEBAG VANDALISM IS COOL O CANADA PENISBIRD ASSHAT SCROTUM SHITHEAD FUCKWIT WANK FUCKSTAIN DIPSHIT WANK COCK YOU WANKER MASTURBATION NICARAGUA SOD OFF CRACKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY MONKEY SHIT ASSFACE PISS OFF DOUCHE NAZI CHIGGER DAMN KAFFIR DAMN BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS TAMPON IN MY ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DICKFACE COON FELCHING FUCK ASS STUB FRIG SHITTY WANK FUCK YOU DAMN IT CRAPFUCKER SHITE SHITE BLESSED DAMN SAINT ARSE STEVE BALLMER NEGRO SAND NIGGER PISSHOLE FUCK A DUCK ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BELLEND FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GANGBANG SHIT RECTUM RAIDER RAT'S COCK FAG FUCK HADJI CRAPPY CHINK BUGFUCK ASS FUCK CLEMEN FUCKER PISS OFF SHITTY FUCKSTAIN GARBAGE DAY! FUCKHEAD POLACK FUCK YOU NEGRO PENIS COON DAMN CUNT COLGATE NIGGER DICK TITS SPUNK CHRISTIANITY SPANK THE MONKEY THONG TASTER JAP RAT'S ASS WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE DICKHEAD ASSRAMMER INBRED ASS JIZZ UNITED KINGDOM HONKY CLUSTER FUCK BEAVER FUCK JACKASS GIVING HEAD SPIC DOM DeLUISE MACACA I WILL KILL YOU! ORGASM [expletive deleted] TITS FUCKSTAIN FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD FIRECROTCH COCK BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE GOD DAMMIT BIGNOSE WANKSPLAT SHITFUCKER BUKKAKE TWAT FUCKHEAD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER POTTYMOUTH VAGINA FUCKSTAIN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT DOUCHE FUCK OFF BASTARD BEANER FUCK OFF SHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE WHORE TITS MALARKY SHITFACE CUNT YUKKY DOODY FRITZ SHITCOCK FUCKWIT ORGASM SHIT HONKY HORSE PENIS DUNE COON SPIC BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER I WILL END YOU! PISS ARTIST PENIS ON A STICK SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FROG'S FAT ASS DICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE RAPE NIGGER ASS DYKE SOD OFF SHIT TITS ASSHAT DOUCHE NAZI SHITE HELL CRAPMUNCHER HITLER BEANER WINDOWS VISTA PROXY SITES UNITED KINGDOM DOUCHE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS ASS WANK FUCK DAMN CHIGGER SUCK A BIG DICK CC PLZ FUCKWIT CHOAD PISS OFF SCUMBUCKET FUCKWIT BOOBS HELL BULLSHIT CHRISTHUMPER SUCK MY DICK SHITHEAD CHOAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DAMN WANK BIRD SHIT FUDGEPACKER SOD KRAUT RUSKIE DIPSHIT DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER CUNT CRAPPER ANUSCAKE ANAL DIABETES FAG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKTARD BELGIUM FRENCH TICKLER FAG WEHATEMARIO DOODIE HEAD GOBSHITE PIGFUCKER FLYING FUCK CLUSTER FUCK FRITZ PUSSY JIGGABOO POMMIE TITS NIGNOG WANK BONG WOODPECKERSHIT COCKSUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JAP HELL ASSCRACK HITLER DICKHEAD CUNT BOLLOCKS DICKHEAD TAMPON IN MY ASS ASS AMERICA ONLINE CUNTRAG ASSHAT FUCKWIT PISS BITCH SHITFUCKER CUM BITCH BUTT PIRATE WALRUS SHIT CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH GOATSE OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE BASTARD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TITS & DICKS CHOAD ASSCRACK PEEPEE BIRD IN THE HOUSE BLUMPKIN BITCH MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH HELL HENTAI DOUCHE JACK OFF IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NIPPLES SHITSLINGING RAT'S COCK FENCE JUMPER DYKE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ASSHOLE FROG'S FAT ASS VAGINA FUCK BUGGER BUGFUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSCRACK SUCK A BIG DICK DOODIE HEAD HIGH WAGES DONKEY PUNCHER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TITTYWANK JACK OFF DICKHEAD FUCK WANK ANAL PISS DOUCHETITS BEAVER CLEVELAND STEAMER DILDO DAMMIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING FUCK CUNT CUNT BELGIUM DICKHEAD ASSHOLE DAMN IT TRANNY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GENITALIA BELLEND OSTRICH MY ASS DAMMIT HITLER JACKASS RAPE WANK FUCK TOSSER RUSKIE JOHN SMILEY FACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CRAPMUNCHER HELL BUTT-HOLE DICKHEAD WANK O KURWA! TITTYWANK SHITE HORSE SHIT POO POO BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT ARSEBADGERS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BELLEND SHIT BASTARD ASSHAT SCROTUM SHITE CUNT HELL BOOBS DOT HEAD BALLS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POOPOO PENISFUCK FUCK INBRED SHITFACE TITS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK YID FUCK OFF FUCKTARD REDSKIN SAGGY TITS HO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DAMN CHIGGER NIGGER PEEPEE POMMIE TWAT ASS FASCIST CHINK D'OH FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSFACE ANAL DIABETES GANGBANG FRITZ FUCKFACE BALL SACK INCEST BLUE PENIS! TITS MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE CHRISTMAS TREES BULLSHIT DICK BUKKAKE TRANNY I'LL RAPE YOU PUNANI EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG FELCHING CUNTBUCKET SHITSLINGING NIPPLES FUCKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TURD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT CHOAD KISSER GANGBANG INBRED GOD DAMN SHITTY ASS WIKIPEDIA RULES [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNTBUCKET SHIT FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE JOHNNY CHENEY DALAI LAMA CUM YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK FUCK ASSFACE CHOLERA IS FUN! BULLSHIT CRAPMUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO ASS ASS DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON TITTIES POOPY ASS LICKER NICARAGUA HELL AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FAG FUCKTARD CUNT CHINK HELLFUCKER JACK OFF SHIT WALRUS SHIT SHIT BLOWJOB CHING CHONG CHINK TIT DIRT SEX SHITCUNTING SHITFACE PEARL NECKLACE SEMPRINI SON OF A BITCH BITCH DOUCHEBAG INBRED ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER DAMMIT SHIT FUCK BLUE PENIS! POLAK GOD DAMMIT POMMIE SPUNK DOUCHEBAG DAMMIT FELCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKING PORCH MONKEY ASS CRAP ON A STICK SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK PISS SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE DAMN CUNT FELCHING MONKEY SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH ASSFACE FUCKFUCKFUCK RICK MORANIS BELGIUM LAKE TITICACA DICK IN A BOX ASS FUCK FUCK YOU MONKEY BALLS BULLSHIT LENS CRAFTERS COON SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN IT COCK KNOBJOCKEY PORCH MONKEY [Insert swear here] ASSHAT DONKEY DICK FUCK RAT'S COCK ALEX TREBEK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!
How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN DUNE COON THONG TASTER CRAPPY JERRY BIBLE BASHER HEIL HITLER! COCKSHITTER CLEVELAND STEAMER BENSON SUCKS FUCK YOU BLUE PENIS! HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITBALLS CHOAD STEVE BALLMER TWAT REDNECK I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE HONKY FUCKING A BATHING SUIT AREA POMMIE FUCKHEAD CLUSTER FUCK ASSFACE WANK MASTURBATION HOSER GOD DAMN FUCK NUGGET WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK FOUR-EYES FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER FIRECROTCH WOP CUM DOUCHEBAG HO ORGASM BLISTERING BARNACLES BLOWJOB GO COUNT YOUR DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK NIGNOG LAKE TITICACA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITBALLS PIGFUCKER BELGIUM RAT'S ASS ASSCRACK BALLS GOAT DICK SAGGY TITS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE AUTOFELLATIO CHING CHONG CHINK TAMPONS PICKANINNY SHITHEAD GOAT DICK WALRUS SHIT PEEPEE DUNE COON BENCH PRESS BUNG-HOLE FUCKFACE SUCK A BIG DICK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BOB SAGET TWAT JIZZ SPUNK Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive CUNT and with the GOOGLE and his COCKSUCKER of girraffes in which ASSHAT while reading about GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See WIKIPEDIA also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- RAT'S ASS
Article written in the style of its subject This article is MOTHERFUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its EAT MY SHIT! subject. If you do not find it funny MOTHERFUCKER, it is probably because you are an INBRED SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCK If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNTBUCKET joke loses its humour HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so LET'S SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! CONDOMS POMMIE CRAPFUCKER REDSKIN THONG TASTER!!!!!I <3 COCK |