Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BELGIUM'DIPSHIT'FLYING RAT'S ASS'RECTUM RAIDER'PENISFUCK'PISS ARTIST'NIPPLES Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or DUMBASS neurochemical FUCK disorder CUNT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PORCH MONKEY, sudden CUNTSWILLING m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CONAN O'BRIAN or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKSTAIN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DIPSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TURD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CUNTRAG by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JACK OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INJUN GANGBANG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially BUKKAKE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FRITZ television programs to address ASS Tourette's syndrome.

MALARKY Tourette's is O CANADA not to be MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE confused with BONER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGGER OFF random ASSCRACK disorientation, culturally-SHITE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RAPE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DOUCHEBAG language, IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE BIRD SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKING BASEBALL souvenir shoppes and massive JAP quantities NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES of ANAL DIABETES COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DYKE Polite Note to the DONKEY PUNCHER Author:

The HOSER Tourette's EMO Research Institute was SPUNK founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DONGSHOVER article BITCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DIPSHIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BASTARD changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSHOLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKBAG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DYKE Tourrette's sufferers MONKEY SHIT swear. You can BELLEND blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SUITCASE PENIS TV, for always focusing on the BONER bad side of a terrible FUCK YOU thing.
• The main NIPPLES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FLAMING ASS BADGER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOYCOTT VIACOM! knee COON NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is GOD DAMMIT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ROSIE O'DONNELL school for FUCK YOU something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS sufferers to become MONKEY'S UNCLE manically depressed and GOD DAMMIT commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
• There is no INJUN cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the BOOBS tics often have adverse HYPERINFLATION side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHIGGER perodol" which caused my entire DIPSHIT body to go BASTARD numb and BUTT PIRATE basically made it NIGGA! worse than WARNER MUSIC GROUP it is without the BOLLOCKS drug.

I am an active member of a GOD DAMN tourette syndrome WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCK YOU the INJUN public view of Tourettes as a "SHITTING DICK NIPPLES swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? sorry for WARNER MUSIC GROUP "hi-jacking" your SHUT UP, MEG! entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MONKEY SHIT this that really WANK annoys me. I am working towards a FUDGEPACKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DICKLICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PISS OFF, and making fun of a 30 CASES OF PICKLES horrible disorder is (not) SHITBALLS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best WANK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASSWIPE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese DALAI LAMA reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are I LIKE BUSH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries CAPITALISM leadership, those problems does not BELGIUM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GRASS MUD HORSE byproduct of your FALUN GONG capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!!” Wen

P.S. HELL Regards to Andrew MOTHERFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The CUNTBUCKET bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING BASEBALL punch him if you COCK want to.

As a FREE ELECTIONS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHIT saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my SHITCUNTING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PORCH MONKEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POLESMOKER and I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL playing Roblox's Adopt Me with 666 music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSRAMMER BAND WITH 4 TWAT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMMIT HORSE! PORCH MONKEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PORCH MONKEY'S HOUSE

How BOOBS to CHICKEN SHIT cure DYKE the FUCK Tourette's BULLSHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POMMIE for CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's ASS Syndrome PENIS is MOTHERFUCKER following ASSFACE these MAMA MIA rules COON in BEANER order:

• 1: Avoid YOU WANKER immature FOUR-EYES little DAMN kids,
• 2: Count to BUGFUCK within DAMMIT 10 MOCKIEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your RUSTY TROMBONE JAP COCKSTUFFER nor MASTURBATION talk,
• 4: Tell 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT yourself you CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR don't PISS have STEVE BALLMER this CUNTSWILLING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MARY WHITEHOUSE WITH NASTY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOCKIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PORCH MONKEY last straw SHIT!

I fucking put COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE KNOBJOCKEY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TURD the TOP OF YOU WANKER THIS BUTTFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCK OFF offensive. GYPSY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CUNT people who try BASTARD to battle FUCKING A'SCUMBAG that tight-ass CLEVELAND STEAMER 17-year-WANKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHIT it now, but someone said DOUCHE' DAMN SHITE'GOD DAMMIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCK YOU is a laughing WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASS FASCIST Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles INJUN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DICKHEAD stuff. So DICK that means DOUCHING stop getting mad at the PENISBIRD first part too and SHITFACE talking about the PISS ARTIST letter that it's ARSE mocking (what FRITZ letter? I don't even know what HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self DICK CHICKEN even made a really SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH good point. "It's HI, BILLY MAYS HERE nothing more CRAP ON A STICK from a head nod to a HORSE SHIT knee tick". INCEST. Which I'll add NECROPHILIA onto AY-AY-AY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SPIC suffer that FUCKING much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SCROTUM it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCKING JUMP! be, because if I were a SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article NEGRO hilarious. If you SAND NIGGER Want facts, go on CAMEL JOCKEY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PEDOPHILIA be offended, don't read SHITSLINGING the freaking FUCK article anyway.

HELLFUCKER HELLFUCKER SHIT BOLLOCKS FUCKER HENTAI I AM CORNHOLIO! DUMBASS FUCK IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD

SHITSLINGING RANDY TRAVIS BUNG-HOLE SHITFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK COMMUNIST DILDO POLACK FUCK TITMOUSE BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET RAT'S ASS TAMPONS DONGSHOVER MOLDY TITS SHIT FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR BELGIUM JERRY EARS OF CHRIST COCKSMOKER DAMNATION KIKE CAMEL FUCKER FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKFACE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK WIENER KAFFIR SHITFACE FASHION BUG TURD FELLATIO LET'S SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASTARD 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DOT HEAD NIPPLES ASSHAT CLEMEN DOUCHING GARBAGE DAY! SNUFF PORN ASS DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO WOP JERRY ASSCRACK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK MOCCASINS JACKASS SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NEGRO ASSHOLE POMMIE KIKE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST DEVELOPERS! BIRD IN THE HOUSE TITTYWANK CONDOMS CHUFF GRINGO SHITHEAD HORSE SHIT I WILL END YOU! SCUMBAG PISS OFF AY-AY-AY DIPSHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSWIPE TOSSER ASSHAT SHITHEAD DOG SHIT PUSSY FRAK SHAKOPEE PICKANINNY NECROPHILIA BLOWJOB FUCKER DICKLICK FUCKING COCK I'LL RAPE YOU COCK CHIGGER DAMN IT I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES PENISBIRD BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS REDSKIN ASSRAPING MICK ARSE GREASER FUCKER WANK POMMIE CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSLINGING FRIG SCROTUM KIKE HEIL HITLER! INJUN YOU WANKER PICKANINNY AUTOFELLATIO NECROPHILIA EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG CUNT ANUSCAKE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SOD ASSBANDIT BUTTFUCKER NECROPHILIA PEDOPHILIA EPIDIDYMIS PENISFUCK SEMEN CHOLERA IS FUN! PAKI PISS ARTIST FUCKBAG SCUMBAG INCEST YOU WANKER JACK OFF PENISFUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL COCKSMOKER SPUNK TWO-INCH PENIS BIRD SHIT WANK PAKI CROTCH GOD DAMN FUCKFACE TWAT FUCKSTAIN CUNT DOUCHETITS ANUSCAKE SHITTY suck my mothers CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON INBRED GOD DAMN NIGGER TITS BUGGER ASS SHITE BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING FUCK FUCKING ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BOON MONKEY BALLS BUTT-HEAD FUCKER GENITALIA BULLCRAP ORGASM ORGASM 666 DOUCHING CHOAD ASSWIPE ASS SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO SMEG DIPSHIT NIGNOG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FRAK JACKASS SHIT FOUR-EYES PISS UP MY ARSE PECKERHEAD ASS ASS REDSKIN SHIT CHENEY DAMN PRICK DONKEY PUNCHER BUKKAKE ASSFACE MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKHEAD TESTICLE CHOKE PENISBIRD FUCKSTAIN HOSER FRED PHELPS CHICKEN FRIES GRAPE PENIS BALLS PISS ARTIST PRICK DOUCHEBAG INBRED LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKWIT SOD STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK OFF FRED PHELPS SUITCASE PENIS BOOBIES FELLATIO 30 CASES OF PICKLES DOUCHING NEOPETS CRAPMUNCHER BENSON SUCKS CC PLZ FELCHING BITCH CUNNILINGUS BASTARD SHITFACE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! NAZI FUCKTARD WANK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE TACO BULLSHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY RAT'S COCK SHITFACE GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY BASKETBALL HOOP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TENTACLE RAPE GRINGO DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT SHITSLINGING CROTCH BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER FUCK OFF TITS COCKSMOKER SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD PISS SEMEN TITWANK BLUMPKIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! TITS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK BITCH DONGSHOVER EXTRA LONG PENIS BUTTFUCKER CHICKEN FRIES SHITE HONKY SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER MOLDY TITS WANKER DAMN CHOAD SHITTY BLUMPKIN PENIS CHING CHONG CHINK GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD WIENER PRICK HELL MOCCASINS DEVELOPERS! BULLSHIT POLESMOKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TITS & DICKS BASTARD BALLS HELL SHITFACE FLYING FUCK EAT MY SHIT! WIENER WETBACK BASTARD FUCK CLIT MOTHERFUCKER WALRUS SHIT WETBACK SPIC FUCKWIT POTTYMOUTH BASTARD FUCK SHITE CHOAD KISSER CUNNILINGUS DAMN FUCK YOU ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST BASTARD SEMEN GOBSHITE FUCK NI IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKHEAD ARSE GOBSHITE ASS CHOAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER MOTHERFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK PIECE OF SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS NAZI WOODPECKERSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOU [expletive deleted] PRICK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FIST FUCK RAPE FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS SHITSLINGING HO FUCK ASS BOLLOCKS NINTENDOGS SHITE BASTARD FUCK BELGIUM I WILL END YOU! ORGASM CAMEL FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKWIT POLACK SUCK MY COCK ASSWIPE BELLEND INCEST PISSHOLE FUCK YOU MICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES HORSE PENIS FIST FUCK GRAPE PENIS SPUNK TITS CUNTYMINTS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CUNT GOD DAMN JERRY NIGGER CHICKEN SHIT FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK CHING CHONG CHINK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CUNT GOATSE BITCH BOOBIES PUSSY BULLSHIT BALLS HYPERINFLATION BEAVER COON DOG SHIT CUNNILINGUS PRICK DOODIE HEAD SHAKOPEE SOD GOBSHITE TITTIES GANGBANG SAND NIGGER DYKE PISS ARTIST FUCK PRICK DICK YOU WANKER DOG FUCKER BUTTFUCKER CHIGGER INBRED BOB SAGET FEWMETS LOLCAT PENIS ON A BUN PISS OFF SCROTUM SCUMBAG DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FRED PHELPS DOUCHETITS SHITCOCK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS QUEEF GENITALIA DOT HEAD COON DAMN [EXPLETIVE] FUCKER I DON'T HAVE AIDS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKTARD CARPET MUNCHER SHAKOPEE JIZZ BITCH NIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER BOOBS FUCKSTAIN SHITCOCK WEHATEMARIO GOAT DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! JACKASS DOUCHING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOCCASINS ASSFACE CONAN O'BRIAN RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE JAP DOUCHING HOLY DUMB FUCK ASSHAT CLEVELAND STEAMER QUEEF JUNGLE BUNNY BUGGER OFF SEMEN FUCKHEAD LAKE TITICACA MARCH OF FLAMES VENEREAL DISEASE BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU PIGFUCKER THONG TASTER SHIT POMMIE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PEDOPHILIA CROTCH CUNT CRAPPER SHITFACE ASS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER COON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FRIG SUCK MY DICK ASSRAMMER WETBACK SAND NIGGER SEMEN KRAUT DOUCHE NAZI DICKHEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS STRAWBERRY ASS SEX VENEREAL DISEASE POLESMOKER BUGFUCK AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM ASSHOLE PEEPEE FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER SON OF A BITCH FREEDOM OF SPEECH MARY WHITEHOUSE BOOBIES PUSSYLICKER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FEMADOM PISS WIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKING A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT REDNECK AMERICA ONLINE JIZZ TRANNY pen0r ASSHAT BITCH ASSHAT BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG STRAWBERRY ASS DICK BELLEND BENSON IS BETTER THAN YOU FELCHING HOMO FUCKSTAIN DAGO MONKEY SHIT CHIGGER PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS HELL RAPE GARBAGE DAY! RAGHEAD BITCH DAMN IT SACRAMENTO PIG PEARL NECKLACE WALRUS SHIT GARBAGE DAY! HELL [expletive deleted] MACACA SCUMBUCKET TWAT ASS DICKFACE NAZI WOMEN'S RIGHTS MAMA MIA GO HOME AND DIE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ASS ASS LICKER DARTH VADER BULLCRAP BITCH TITWANK BITCH BUGFUCK HELL BITCH FUCKER ORGASM FUCK OFF FUCKWIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS DUNE COON ASSHOLE SHIT TWAT CHUFF JOHNNY DOM DeLUISE YOU WANKER JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BITCH COON BORDER HOPPER SHITSLINGING FOUR-EYES SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BONG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PIG pen0r BONER FUCKHEAD PORCH MONKEY BOOBS HO BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY ASS CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN FRITZ GOD DAMMIT PUSSY GOD DAMMIT COCKSMOKER GOD DAMN NIGGER FUCKBAG COMMUNIST DILDO LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SAGGY TITS HONKY FUCKSTAIN MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! HONKY HOMO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DAMMIT MONKEY BALLS SHITSLINGING BITCH BITCH TITMOUSE CHOAD SHIT FUCK BOLLOCKS SACRAMENTO BORDER HOPPER BASTARD TACO PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MICK DAMN DOUCHEBAG CLEMEN FROG'S FAT ASS ASSFACE SHITSLINGING BASTARD CLUSTERFUCK TITS HONKY JACKASS DOUCHEBAG PAKI BOOBS CHOLERA IS FUN! SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FLYING FUCK DICKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA MASTURBATION CUNT DAMN SOD SEX EMO TITS PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN GO HOME AND DIE BUTTFUCKER DICKFACE DAMN IT TOTAL INBRED QUEEF ASS DAMN MICK WANKER TWAT ASS DAMN CUNT ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT TACO GO HOME AND DIE CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKWIT FUCK OH SHI– KIKE AUTOFELLATIO SHIT GOAT DICK FIRECROTCH GOD DAMN DONKEY DICK FAG FUCKER I'LL RAPE YOU FELLATIO DAMN FUCKTARD ASS SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING FUCK OFF DICKFACE PENISBIRD SUITCASE PENIS GOD DAMMIT DAMN ASSFACE FUCK YOU DICKLICK SPICY CUNT FUCK HADJI ART METAL PRODUCTS GYPSY INBRED BULLCRAP SOD OFF COCKSMOKER PEARL NECKLACE JIZZ IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! MOCKIE DICKHEAD CUNT DOM DeLUISE HENTAI ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BATHING SUIT AREA CHING CHONG CHINK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! GREASER BITCH DAGO FENCE JUMPER SHITSLINGING GOD DAMMIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COON SHITTY TIT DIRT FROG'S FAT ASS DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY HELLFUCKER BIRD SHIT SCUMBAG JAP PISS OFF MY ASS HENTAI DAMN IT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PISS ARTIST NIPPLES MOCKIE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SUGAR BLOWJOB CUNTYMINTS WANK WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE HELL FEMADOM FUCK REBECCA BLACK CUNT SUCK MY COCK BLOWJOB FUCK YOU TACO FUCK OFF GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FLYING RAT'S ASS GRIS PRICK CHIGGER PUSSY FUCKBAG WARNER MUSIC GROUP HELL FUCK CRAPMUNCHER CROTCH BASTARD POLESMOKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK YOU CARPET MUNCHER ASS FASHION BUG FUCK CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT DONALD RUMSFELD BOOBS CHICKEN SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GRAPE PENIS CRAP ON A STICK MOCKIE WEHATEMARIO BOON SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DICKHEAD FUCKING BASEBALL WANK DICK TITS FUCK BLOWJOB INJUN SHIT ASS PIECE OF SHIT DYKE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOD DAMN SHITE QUEEF POLACK SHITCOCK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT INCEST FUCKING SHITE FUCK YOU FUCKING A EMO TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BLOWJOB CUNT BIGNOSE PUSSY FUCKER BEAVER JOHNNY CRAPMUNCHER POOPY ASSHOLE CRAPFUCKER FUCK OFF WANK AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE GOATSE FUCK YOU DICKLICK I WILL KILL YOU! CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK OFF ASS NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT POMMIE COCK WOP PIG SAND NIGGER FROG SON OF A BITCH FROG HELL I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM BASTARD HENTAI FELCHING MASTURBATION JIGGABOO DONKEY PUNCHER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PENIS JIGGABOO FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE BOOBS KIKE FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING WETBACK ASSHOLE BELLEND TRANNY ASSBANDIT YOUR MOM PEDOPHILIA FUCKTARD PUSSY HOSER KIKE BELGIUM FUCKING BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS PENIS SOD HONKY SUCK MY DICK NIGGER DILDO SPUNK I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT NIGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER HELL AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN PAKI SLOPE SEMEN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and with the WILLY WONKA and his DONKEY DICK of girraffes in which SONNY BILL WILLIAMS while reading about FUCKING JUMP!!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BASTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DAMN