Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DOUCHETITS'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'WIENER'SOD'MELAMINE'BOYCOTT VIACOM!'GENITALIA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder DAMN characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HOLY DUMB FUCK, sudden HOLY DUMB FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements HAPPINESS or FUCKFACE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JIGGABOO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PUSSY way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SONNY BILL WILLIAMS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken [EXPLETIVE] by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BONER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! utterFUCKance of socially FASHION BUG objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITFUCKER television programs to address JIZZ Tourette's syndrome.

DICKLICK Tourette's is FUCKSTAIN not to be CUNT confused with HELL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying OSTRICH MY ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BLOWJOB random YOGHURT CANNON disorientation, culturally-ASSHOLE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MILF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TENTACLE RAPE language, CUNTING ASSCRACK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MICK PISS OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COON souvenir shoppes and massive MOCCASINS quantities FASHION BUG of ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKER garbage.

Darnit.

A LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD Polite Note to the PISS OFF MY ASS Author:

The JOHNNY Tourette's SHIT LIKE A HORSE Research Institute was SHITBALLS founded to BLOWJOB.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASSHAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DESU article SHITSLINGING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or 666 changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ANAL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CAMEL FUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FENCE JUMPER Tourrette's sufferers TITWANK swear. You can SHITSLINGING blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TV, for always focusing on the PISS OFF MY ASS bad side of a terrible ABO thing.
• The main SUCK COCKS IN HELL! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKBAG knee FUCKBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is [expletive deleted] no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes GANGBANG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PIECE OF SHIT school for TOSSER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage COON sufferers to become PUNANI manically depressed and BLUE PENIS! commit CHUFF suicide.
• There is no BULLCRAP cure, and the POLAK drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITCOCK tics often have adverse DONALD RUMSFELD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WIGGER perodol" which caused my entire FROG'S FAT ASS body to go BASTARD numb and CRAP basically made it NIGGA! worse than TITS it is without the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a DIPSHIT tourette syndrome NIGNOG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating ASS the FUCK YOU public view of Tourettes as a "O CANADA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BIGNOSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DOG FUCKER sorry for CHOAD "hi-jacking" your GANGBANG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKSTAIN this that really HELL annoys me. I am working towards a PISS ARTIST better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITFACE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FIST FUCK, and making fun of a BULLCRAP horrible disorder is (not) MOTHERFUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHITTY time.

Best ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT RIOTS reply

As CHINA IS CAPITALIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MINORITIES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of SLITTY EYES degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT PROTESTS countries. When showing AMERICA'S GREAT! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries PORTUGAL leadership, those problems does not KENNY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PRINCE PHILIP byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society PORTUGAL.

Li Chiang “DISSIDENTS” Wen

P.S. BATHING SUIT AREA Regards to Andrew WANKSPLAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The DOODIE HEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can BIRD SHIT punch him if you LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS want to.

As a I DON'T HAVE AIDS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough FOREIGN CURRENCY problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une SACRED réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BANGKOK saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HOLY DUMB FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are JESUS FUCKING CHRIST and LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) JACKASS SHIT BAND WITH 4 TAFFY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKFACE HORSE! HOLY DUMB FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HOLY DUMB FUCK'S HOUSE

How FRED PHELPS to MOTHERFUCKER cure GOD DAMN the ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette's WHORE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment POMMIE for RAT'S COCK Tourette's POWERSHIT Syndrome ARSEBADGERS is SONNY BILL WILLIAMS following BUKKAKE these FLYING RAT'S ASS rules MONKEY SHIT in CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid NORTH KOREA immature DOUGHNUT PUNCHER little BEAVER kids,
• 2: Count to MASTURBATION within WANKER 10 FUCKHEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAGO DILDO PIECE OF SHIT nor DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you DAMN don't BULLCRAP have ASSFACE this CARPET MUNCHER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BASTARD WITH NASTY HELL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HOLY DUMB FUCK last straw DYKE!

I fucking put BEAVER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKSTAIN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASS the TOP OF SHITTY THIS ORGASM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. REBECCA BLACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to MICK people who try NIGNOG to battle COCK'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! that tight-ass PUSSYLICKER 17-year-FUCKBAG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMMIT it now, but someone said CUNT' DAMN SHIT'THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MASTICATION FOR THE NATION is a laughing PISSHOLE matter. Plus there WILLY WONKA was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WHORE Uncyclopedia, there are BASTARD articles AY-AY-AY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DILDO stuff. So ASS that means TURD stop getting mad at the SHITBALLS first part too and CUNNILINGUS talking about the SHAKOPEE letter that it's FUCK mocking (what FUCKWIT letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian SHIT hi self [EXPLETIVE] even made a really FRENCH TICKLER good point. "It's BALL SACK nothing more INBRED from a head nod to a CUNNILINGUS knee tick". PRICK. Which I'll add HITLER onto COCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTTFUCKER suffer that BULLSHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CHOAD KISSER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HELL be, because if I were a CHOAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS hilarious. If you SOD OFF Want facts, go on DONKEY PUNCHER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMMIT be offended, don't read FAGGOT the freaking BENCH PRESS article anyway.

BIGNOSE SLOPE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS RECTUM RAIDER FRITZ DEVELOPERS! DARTH VADER PISS OFF GOOK CRAPFUCKER

WARNER MUSIC GROUP JOHNNY DIPSHIT PICKANINNY BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKER SPIC ART METAL PRODUCTS CUNTYMINTS CROTCH WOODPECKERSHIT WANK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CARPET MUNCHER DOM DeLUISE BONER NIPPLES DAMNATION FUCKTARD FUCK OFF RAGHEAD MARGARET THATCHER GRIS CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MAMA MIA INBRED WANK JERK OFF FUCK YOU DALAI LAMA TITWANK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PISS ARTIST DOT HEAD PISS DAMN DIPSHIT SHITE FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT FUCK OFF MONKEY BALLS HEIL HITLER! NORTH KOREA SHITCOCK CUNNILINGUS FAGGOT JERK OFF FUDGEPACKER CUNT FUCKER POLAK CUNT CROTCH NIGGER SHITFACE JOHN ELWAY YOU WANKER DICKHEAD O CANADA PENIS ON A STICK PENIS TIT DIRT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! YID SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CHRISTHUMPER DAMN ASS INBRED DICK IN A BOX I'LL RAPE YOU DEVELOPERS! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STEVE BALLMER DOT HEAD CUNTRAG COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN FLYING RAT'S ASS DYKE NIPPLES TOSSER SHIT FAG RADIO FREE LUNCH CLEVELAND STEAMER RAT'S COCK SHITFACE FENCE JUMPER BULLCRAP FLYING FUCK DICKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES YUKY DOODY ASSFACE 666 GENITALIA BOB SAGET BALLS ASS CHOAD DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN PEDOPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER VAGINA DAMN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DUMBASS GYPSY CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKER ARSE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCKING BASEBALL FRITZ FUCKER VAGINA SHITTY DOUCHING NIPPLES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKER ARSE SACRAMENTO NORTH KOREA TACO GOD DAMMIT TWO-INCH PENIS INBRED MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE HELL HELL FELCHING SCROTUM JACKASS RAT'S ASS JACKASS TITWANK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN WHORE FOREIGN CURRENCY ASSWIPE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD BELLEND STRAWBERRY ASS SHITPISSER 30 CASES OF PICKLES GYPSY FUCK A DUCK DICKFACE BLISTERING BARNACLES HOMO WIENER SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKER ROSIE O'DONNELL PISSHOLE DOT HEAD ARSE RAT'S COCK KAFFIR BLOWJOB BONER SHITHEAD PIG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BULLCRAP PENISFUCK INBRED LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WANK POMMIE FRAK ASSHAT CARPET MUNCHER CHUFF JERK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE RANDY TRAVIS HOLY DUMB FUCK JACKASS GYPSY DICK BATHING SUIT AREA SHITTY INCEST POOPOO SHIT POMMIE TIT DIRT GENITALIA EPIDIDYMIS SCUMBAG SCROTUM CROTCH FUCK YOU CUNTRAG FELLATIO ASSRAMMER MOLDY TITS SHITHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS TACO SAGGY TITS ASSWIPE CLIT DONKEY PUNCHER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! SHITFACE SMEG FUCKFACE ASS LICKER INBRED WILLY WONKA HORSE SHIT SHITE GYPSY BULLSHIT FRIG FUCKWIT FUCKER RECTUM RAIDER SHITSKIN SEX LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH SUITCASE PENIS SHITCUNTING DICKHEAD DYKE DIPSHIT CLIT ORGASM FUCKWIT ASSHAT JIGGABOO SCUMBAG CRAPPY JOHNNY FUCK OFF CRAPPY CHING CHONG CHINK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DONKEY DICK BONER JACKASS COCKSHITTER GOAT DICK SHITCOCK CLEVELAND STEAMER 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMN ASSHOLE ASS BUTT-HOLE BOOBS GOD DAMN ANAL TOTAL FIST FUCK BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT ASSHOLE DOUCHETITS FUDGEPACKER DOG FUCKER SHITE JACKASS BASTARD TOTAL HELL I WILL KILL YOU! WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHITTY FUCKING WIGGER BOLLOCKS TWAT DAMMIT FAGGOT PIGFUCKER ASS MINORITIES BEAVER ASSFACE DAMN IT BITCH BITCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PENIS DIPSHIT IN SACREMENT DICKHEAD SOD FUCKFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANK FELLATIO PICKANINNY FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH STRAWBERRY ASS ASSHAT TITTYWANK DAMN HELL MACACA CAMEL JOCKEY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WETBACK SUCK MY DICK YID ASSWIPE DOODIE HEAD BIRD SHIT GREASER DOM DeLUISE HITLER I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE FUCKSTAIN FUCK NUGGET CAPTAIN CRUNCH PEEPEE MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD HELLFIRE CLIT [EXPLETIVE] FLYING FUCK ASSHAT ABO INBRED Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! LAKE TITICACA FUCKSTAIN PISS UP MY ARSE BASTARD DICKHEAD HELL CONDOMS ASS FUCK YOU GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING ASSCRACK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MOLDY TITS CUNTSWILLING SHITHEAD BUGGER CUNT BITCH JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHING COCKSHITTER FUCK YOU ASS FELCHING ASSFACE HELL CUNNILINGUS GANGBANG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PISSHOLE SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT FUCK DOT HEAD BASTARD DUMBASS P'KANG FLAMING ASS BADGER GOD DAMN MOCCASINS POLAK FUCKHEAD ABO PISS OFF LAKE TITICACA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITTY DICKFACE GOD DAMMIT BOOBS VAGINA JIGGABOO PENIS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCK SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! GOD DAMN BOOBS SUITCASE PENIS SHIT GYPSY JERRY SHIT WALRUS SHIT VAGINA FUCKSTAIN FRIG COCKSMOKER SHUT UP, MEG! BUGGER INCEST KNOBJOCKEY SHIT CUNNILINGUS ASS FUCKING SHITSLIDE SHITCOCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PEARL NECKLACE NIGNOG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WALRUS SHIT ASS HELLFUCKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SHITCOCK FLYING FUCK BITCH ASS INBRED SHITCUNTING TAMPONS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK WOP TOSSER HOMO TITTYWANK FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKSTAIN MICK DARTH VADER JACKASS SHIT SCROTUM PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE ASS EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG LENS CRAFTERS SHITBALLS FUCKHEAD DUMBASS GOD BLESS AMERICA ICE CREAM GOD DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER SON OF A BITCH [expletive deleted] SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS JERK OFF ASSRAPING ASSHAT HITLER HENTAI BALLS COCKSUCKER ASSCRACK COON FLYING RAT'S ASS BIGNOSE POLESMOKER BUTT-HEAD HADJI WIKIPEDIA ASSFACE FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT COCKSMOKER ASSFACE HELL COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOON SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? NIGGER POLESMOKER DAMMIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FEMADOM RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK MICK ASSWIPE FELLATIO EPIDIDYMIS SHITTY [expletive deleted] COON SHIT EMO EXTRA LONG PENIS CONDOMS PISS OFF DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE SUCK MY DICK MILF BITCH CUNTRAG BIRD IN THE HOUSE BASTARD BLUMPKIN FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! CUNTRAG FUCKTARD SEX LIMEY I'LL RAPE YOU MOZILLA FIREFOX PORCH MONKEY WIENER WANKSPLAT DICK AUTOFELLATIO ASS YOU WANKER ASSHOLE WANK WIGGER COON SHITHEAD SHITCUNTING PISS TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER BIRD SHIT GYPSY NIGGER COCKSMOKER VANDALISM IS COOL NIGNOG BAT FUCK INSANE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE NAZI GOD DAMN BITCH TITS BLOWJOB SLOPE MOTHERFUCKER SEX FALSE BENSON FUCKING BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA PEDOPHILIA FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK OFF VAGINA SHITSKIN DOG SHIT INCEST PORCH MONKEY SHITE ASSHOLE SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE CHOAD CUNTRAG SUGARTITS AUTOFELLATIO VANDAL JERK OFF SHUT UP, MEG! JERK OFF FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WIENER POO POO BLOWJOB MONKEY SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ABO ASSFACE YUKY DOODY FLYING FUCK FUCK OFF SMEG SHITSLINGING CHUFF BOOBS FUCKSTAIN CLEMEN HENTAI TOURETTE'S IS FUN FUCKFACE DARTH VADER FUCKER DICKWAD FUCKING DILDO ASSCRACK FUCKTARD KIKE NIGGER HOSER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HOMO SCUMBAG CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING BIGNOSE HELL RAT'S COCK POLESMOKER FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN TAMPONS CROTCH SHITE SHITFACE POO POO BLOWJOB VAGINA FUCKWIT BENSON SUCKS ANAL DIABETES MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHOAD FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH FUCKWIT SOD OFF CUNTBUCKET FRED PHELPS FUCKING A YOU WANKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY CRACKER TOSSER HOLY DUMB FUCK SHIT CUNT CHOAD CUM ASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKTARD CUNTSWILLING WIENER FUCKER DICKFACE [Insert silly non-swear here] CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKING BIGNOSE CUNT GOATSE TITTYWANK GIVING HEAD ORGASM SHIT SUCK MY DICK PIECE OF SHIT ALF ARSEBADGERS BUTT PIRATE FUCKER FUCKTARD FUCKING BULLSHIT SHITHEAD JOHNNY I CAN AFFORD FOOD ASSWIPE PENIS ON A BUN FUCKTARD MOZILLA FIREFOX DUMBASS HORSE PENIS BASTARD SHITFACE GRAPE PENIS JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKWIT FUCK OFF NEOPETS GENITALIA SHITFUCKER SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING A CHINK PISS GO HOME AND DIE CUNT BLOWJOB PEEPEE COON JESSE McCARTNEY HORSE PENIS ORGASM INBRED WANK GRINGO DICK TITMOUSE HEIL HITLER! BUTT PIRATE CHICKEN SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FRENCH TICKLER SHIT INJUN TWAT SHITTY JUNGLE BUNNY BAD MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD ASSWIPE SHIT LIKE A HORSE PUSSY SHITFACE SHITBALLS ORGASM TITWANK DONKEY DICK CAPTAIN CRUNCH PAKI FUDGEPACKER CHINA IS CAPITALIST DIPSHIT CUNT VAGINA SHITE GOD DAMMIT DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE RECTUM RAIDER POLESMOKER RANDY TRAVIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! GOOK SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS GRINGO FUCK FUCK A DUCK ASSHAT CHENEY SHITSLINGING PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA INCEST SHITTY SHITFUCKER TITTIES FUCKER POLAK FUCK PECKERHEAD ASS PISS OFF DICKFACE GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT CHOAD RICK MORANIS YOUR MOM BITCH PISS ARTIST CLEMEN BUTTFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLIT TENTACLE RAPE PENIS SHITE MICK ASSCRACK HOT GRITS ASSWIPE JIZZ GRINGO I WILL END YOU! PISS UP MY ARSE FUCK OFF TITS & DICKS DICKLICK FELLATIO FLYING FUCK PUNANI BOLLOCKS CRAPMUNCHER DUNE COON BUKKAKE SOD OFF BULLCRAP DAMN BASTARD FUCKHEAD LOGJAMMER VAGINA FASHION BUG DOUCHE RAT'S ASS HOMO BITCH CUNT SHIT MALL SANTA TITTIES HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BULLSHIT SCUMBAG CAMEL FUCKER INJUN SHITFUCKER DISSIDENTS CAMEL JOCKEY DEVELOPERS! KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SHITPISSER MASTURBATION HADJI BULLSHIT GENITALIA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCK OFF GOBSHITE CRACKER FUCKING JUMP! FU SPANG FUCK YOGHURT CANNON FUCKWIT CHOAD CUNT DUMBASS SHIT AUTOFELLATIO BASTARD HEIL HITLER! CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL JERRY HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CROTCH FUCKING SHIT LOGJAMMER POOPY HELL VENEREAL DISEASE PECKERHEAD PISS ARTIST ARSE MALARKY HORSE SHIT BUTT PIRATE WHORE SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN DOUCHING BITCH CHIGGER CARPET MUNCHER ANUSCAKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FELCHMONKEY ANUSCAKE NICARAGUA COCKSHITTER CANNED QUOTE JOHN SMILEY FACE BOOBS SHITE NIGNOG JUSTIN BIEBER FOUR-EYES PIGFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD TURD CHAV PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! PEDOPHILIA NAZI CARPET MUNCHER FROG HO BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE ORGASM P'KANG ORGASM PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH TOWELHEAD HEIL HITLER! JOHNNY BULLSHIT DICKHEAD ASS DICK IN A BOX NECROPHILIA FELLATIO BALL SACK CARPET MUNCHER BUTT-HEAD MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FRIG GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS DOUCHETITS GENITALIA PUSSY GREASER DICK TITS BULLSHIT TITWANK OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK NUGGET SHITSLIDE YID [expletive deleted] I AM CORNHOLIO! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SHITFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING SECOND BALLS FUCK YOU PICKANINNY BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE SHIT FUCK O CANADA FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE SAND NIGGER D'OH CUNT CRACKER POMMIE ASSHOLE REDNECK POMMIE BITCH WHORE TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT CRAPPER DICKFACE DOUCHING SEX DOG FUCKER SHITCOCK MARCH OF FLAMES MOZILLA FIREFOX DONKEY DICK SHITSKIN WANK NIGGER MILF SHITTY FUCK OFF WANKSPLAT PUSSYLICKER BULLSHIT CUNT I'LL RAPE YOU DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BUTTFUCKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FUCK GOD DAMN BUTTFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY KRAUT BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! BASTARD BASTARD FUCK OFF GO HOME AND DIE CUNTSWILLING WIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITTY CRAP ON A STICK GOD DAMN ASSFACE DICK IN A BOX FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK PUNANI SNUFF PORN BULLSHIT BITCH PISSHOLE NIGGER ASS MILF MONKEY SHIT SHITSLINGING BONER BOOBS JAP SAGGY TITS BONER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE BULLSHIT INCEST TITWANK DONKEY PUNCHER TITS & DICKS CUM FUCKTARD GOD DAMN CHOAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING INBRED FUCK SPUNK TITS POOPOO MOCCASINS ANAL NIHILISM WANK SIGMUND FREUD AUTOFELLATIO SHITPISSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRED PHELPS SCUMBUCKET FUCKSTAIN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACKASS ASSHAT FUCK YOU COCKGOBLIN BOON CRAPFUCKER NECROPHILIA BOLLOCKS SHITCOCK DUMBASS DIPSHIT FUCKING BASEBALL RECTUM RAIDER DICK JERRY CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHING FROG HELL MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUGGER OFF ASSFACE DEVELOPERS! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD PIGFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER NAZI HELLFIRE BASTARD CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER ART METAL PRODUCTS FUCKER FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES FUCKHEAD BOOBS FUCKSTAIN GO HOME AND DIE CLUSTERFUCK ARFENHOUSE I WILL KILL YOU! HADJI ANUSCAKE DICKLICK BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL PISSHOLE FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO DEVELOPERS! FUCK OFF EMO RAGHEAD JACKASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POKÉMON GOBSHITE BEAVER HELL QUEEF BITCH WETBACK DAMN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JIZZ ASSFACE PISS BEANER WANK HELLFUCKER RAGHEAD ASSHOLE STRAWBERRY ASS NORTH KOREA 30 CASES OF PICKLES HELL MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKHEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive JACKASS and with the BITCH and his FUCKER of girraffes in which FLYING FUCK while reading about DYKE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HORSE SHIT