Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS'I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP!'PENISBIRD'POLAK'TENTACLE RAPE'HADJI'VAGINA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or OH SHI– neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSCRACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMN, sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT or DAMN IT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly AY-AY-AY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FIST FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EPIDIDYMIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JERRY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL DUMBASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous TITTIES utterFUCKance of socially COCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first HO television programs to address POLAK Tourette's syndrome.

CHOAD Tourette's is ASSCRACK not to be CRAP confused with POOPY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELCHING chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FLYING RAT'S ASS random GOD DAMN disorientation, culturally-MONKEY SHIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLYING FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BUKKAKE language, FUCKSTAIN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCK DUMBASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BITCH souvenir shoppes and massive BULLSHIT quantities DONKEY DICK of ANAL DIABETES DONGSHOVER garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK Polite Note to the FIST FUCK Author:

The I AM CORNHOLIO! Tourette's FLYING FUCK Research Institute was HADJI founded to PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKSTAIN article DAMN IT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TURD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JACKASS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKING JUMP!.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about LIMEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BASTARD Tourrette's sufferers TAMPON IN MY ASS swear. You can COCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame KEEP TV, for always focusing on the BASTARD bad side of a terrible RAPE thing.
• The main GANGBANG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKSTAIN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DICKFACE knee COCKSUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FENCE JUMPER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CLUSTERFUCK cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOZILLA FIREFOX school for FUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become WANK manically depressed and BULLSHIT commit PIG suicide.
• There is no PISS cure, and the RUSTY TROMBONE drugs that are available to, "calm" the INCEST tics often have adverse BUTT-HEAD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JOHN SMILEY FACE perodol" which caused my entire WANK body to go BULLSHIT numb and BORDER HOPPER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BIRD IN THE HOUSE it is without the SLOPE drug.

I am an active member of a INCEST tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS the CHENEY public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is COCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CARPET MUNCHER sorry for RAPE "hi-jacking" your COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIGFUCKER this that really ALF annoys me. I am working towards a FROG'S FAT ASS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKING JUMP! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCKSTAIN, and making fun of a COCKSUCKER horrible disorder is (not) FUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BULLSHIT time.

Best HELL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SIGMUND FREUD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHISM reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DALAI LAMA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PROTESTS Westerners show is not an AAAAAAAAA! effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PROTESTS degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries AMERICA'S GREAT! leadership, those problems does not GRASS MUD HORSE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a UIGURS byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society LHASA.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. DICK Regards to Andrew WANK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The FIST FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can CHICKEN SHIT punch him if you BELGIUM want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HUMAN RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you UNITED KINGDOM remove this BRITAIN article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with CHOLERA IS FUN! hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “CONDOMS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la SACRED grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOLLOCKS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my AMERICA ONLINE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMN Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S COCK and WIGGER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POTTYMOUTH music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BORDER HOPPER BAND WITH 4 ANUSCAKE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! DAMN IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMN'S HOUSE

How FUCKWIT to SHUT UP, MEG! cure WANK the WOODPECKERSHIT Tourette's KAFFIR Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment REDNECK for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's DEVELOPERS! Syndrome NAZI is TAFFY following INJUN these PUSSY rules BUKKAKE in MOTHERFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid BITCH immature ANAL DIABETES little HELL kids,
• 2: Count to HORSE SHIT within GOD DAMN 10 FUCK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your EUROIPODS HELL DICK nor FUCK OFF talk,
• 4: Tell MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE yourself you WOODPECKERSHIT don't SUCK MY COCK have MOZILLA FIREFOX this OSTRICH MY ASS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT WITH NASTY FUCKBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S POLAK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMN last straw NIPPLES!

I fucking put WANKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE BOON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at INBRED the TOP OF POLACK THIS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITFACE offensive. DIRTY SANCHEZ. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK NUGGET people who try WANK to battle SHITBALLS'FROG that tight-ass KIKE 17-year-BAD MOTHERFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said CUM' HOMO FUCKFACE'ARSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMN is a laughing BEAVER matter. Plus there CUNTING ASSCRACK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SUCK MY DICK Uncyclopedia, there are CUNT articles ASSFACE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE stuff. So LAKE TITICACA that means ASS stop getting mad at the SEMEN first part too and I WILL END YOU! talking about the FEMADOM letter that it's WANKER mocking (what FRIG letter? I don't even know what FUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSHAT hi self WALRUS SHIT even made a really WANK good point. "It's DAMN nothing more HUEY P. NEWTON from a head nod to a BLISTERING BARNACLES knee tick". WOP. Which I'll add BELLEND onto SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCKSUCKER suffer that EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SON OF A BITCH it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to YOU WANKER be, because if I were a STRAWBERRY ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article GRAPE PENIS hilarious. If you HELL Want facts, go on POLACK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll JOHNNY be offended, don't read ASSCRACK the freaking KIKE article anyway.

PISS DICKLICK VENEREAL DISEASE ASSBANDIT POLACK KRAUT HADJI HADJI NAZI DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!!

TIMBER NIGGER FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSKIN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GRIS BUKKAKE ASSHOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPIC BIRD SHIT EPIDIDYMIS ART METAL PRODUCTS TITMOUSE FRENCH TICKLER CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCK A DUCK FENCE JUMPER DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN INBRED TWAT BASTARD WANKSPLAT BONG JOHNNY ASSHOLE FRIG TITTYWANK MOZILLA FIREFOX CONDOMS ASSHAT MARGARET THATCHER JIZZ FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK A DUCK JACKASS JAP ASSRAPING SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SPUNK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD ARSE SOD ASSWIPE FUCKFACE TURD BEANER DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK JOHNNY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY DILDO PUSSY CHING CHONG CHINK ASS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RAT'S COCK JAP CLIT CLUSTERFUCK FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE DOUCHING SHITBALLS DAMN SMEG MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER [expletive deleted] ASSHOLE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PISS ARTIST BORDER HOPPER SPIC TITTYWANK DAMN PISS COCKSUCKER BUGGER GOD DAMN ARSEBADGERS PISS ARTIST FELCHMONKEY INJUN COCKSMOKER PEDOPHILIA FUCK A DUCK FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS LICKER FUCK YOU BASTARD RHODESIA FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITSLINGING FUCK YOU GIVING HEAD CRACKER POMMIE CRIMETHINK FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM MASTURBATION WIKIPEDIA JAP WANK BASTARD COON FENCE JUMPER AY-AY-AY DAMN DAMN SCUMBAG BEAVER HELL LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! VAGINA SHITFACE TAFFY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE COCKSUCKER SHAKOPEE FUCK YOU BOYCOTT VIACOM! ALF DICKHEAD FREE ELECTIONS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FLYING FUCK FRIG suck my mothers WALRUS SHIT DILDO FRENCH TICKLER FUCK BASTARD FUCKFACE COCK TURD FUCK WIENER BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER JOHNNY WANKSPLAT DAMN SHITCUNTING WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CHENEY CHINK ASSHAT BALLS DONKEY DICK SHITE COCKSUCKER ASS FASCIST HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE FAGGOT REDNECK TACO CHICKEN SHIT AUTOFELLATIO ASSHAT DAMN BITCH FOUR-EYES BUTTFUCKER FUCK FUCKING JUMP! PISS OFF MY ASS SHIT ASSFACE SHITE WETBACK TITTIES SHITE INBRED POLACK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASS BONG COCK CLUSTERFUCK FUCK NUGGET DAMN BALLS TOWELHEAD DAGO LIMEY FUCK FIREWALLS CHICKEN SHIT I WILL END YOU! DONKEY PUNCHER SHITSLINGING SHITFACE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCKSTUFFER BOOBIES CLEMEN SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE COCKSUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FELCHING EAT MY SHIT! CUNT FUCK 666 FEMADOM ASSCRACK TOTAL SHITFACE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PUSSY YOU WANKER SHITSLINGING PIECE OF SHIT BANGKOK FLYING RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT FUCKING A JIZZ CUNTYMINTS BASTARD FELCHING DONKEY DICK GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT JERK OFF SOD HELLFIRE ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DUNE COON CHIGGER SECOND BALLS RAT'S COCK CAMEL FUCKER WIENER FUCKFACE GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS DYKE MONKEY SHIT KAFFIR BITCH FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH FELLATIO NICARAGUA WIKIPEDIA PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD POMMIE [EXPLETIVE] GOD DAMMIT ORGASM P'KANG RAT'S ASS SPUNK FUCKING A SPUNK ASSWIPE BUTT PIRATE FIST FUCK DIPSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU JERRY DUMBASS FRED PHELPS COCKSHITTER DOUCHEBAG BONG JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS HAIL SATAN! ARSE DICKFACE SEMEN HADJI MOZILLA FIREFOX SPANK THE MONKEY BOON TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! PENIS CHIGGER URINE-GARGLING KIDDY FIDDLER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU ASSHAT FUCKTARD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITSKIN GRIS HADJI FUCK RAPE WARNER MUSIC GROUP MOTHERFUCKER INBRED HORSE PENIS SEX SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BALLS FUCKFACE DAMN WANK RAPE BANGKOK SHAKOPEE BALL SACK BITCH EXTRA LONG PENIS OH SHI– LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! O KURWA! MOLDY TITS VAGINA COLGATE ASSHAT JOHNNY CONDOMS BASKETBALL HOOP RAT'S COCK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PISS OFF BALL SACK DONKEY PUNCHER CUM COCK TONY LA RUSSA WANKER SHIT FUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE TITWANK PENISFUCK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE FUCK YOU HELLFIRE TITS JAP ASSWIPE FRED PHELPS DIRTY SANCHEZ CHENEY POTTYMOUTH JOHNNY FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU BULLSHIT SHITE SPIC PUNANI SON OF A BITCH DARTH VADER [expletive deleted] GRIS DICK TITS PISSHOLE GIVING HEAD FROG'S FAT ASS SHITCOCK DAMN SPUNK SUITCASE PENIS DYKE GOD DAMN TWISTY VAGINA SUGARTITS DICKHEAD BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOB SAGET DICKHEAD LIMEY BUKKAKE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BEAVER TITS FUCKHEAD PISS SHITTY COCK PISS OFF SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSHAT WILLY WONKA WHORE REDNECK CROTCH CUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOON ASSWIPE DICK IN A BOX CHICKEN SHIT INBRED RAGHEAD ARSEBADGERS SHIT IN SACREMENT [Insert swear here] SOD SHITSLIDE SOD OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSBANDIT AUTOFELLATIO BELLEND LIMEY TOSSER DONALD RUMSFELD DIRTY SANCHEZ HATE HATE HAT DOODIE HEAD FUCK BONER VAGINA WILLY WONKA FRAK SHITCUNTING CUNT LAPPER SOD SHIT CHICKEN SHIT FUCKWIT FIRECROTCH MOLDY TITS DAMN CUNT DICK FUCKER ASSCRACK SHITSLINGING NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKHEAD DOUCHEBAG GOAT DICK SHITTY ASSHAT DOUCHING FUCKBAG POMMIE JACK OFF DIPSHIT ASS SHITSKIN CUNTBUCKET POLESMOKER FUCK YOU KIKE FELCHMONKEY YOU WANKER PIG GIVING HEAD BEANER INBRED FRED PHELPS SMEG RECTUM RAIDER CRAPPY WIGGER NI RAPE KNOBJOCKEY GRINGO INBRED BITCH JACKASS OLD CHRIST OF A LOGJAMMER THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! WIKIPEDIA DAGO BUTTFUCKER CHINK FUCKTARD NIPPLES PISS ARTIST HOT GRITS ASS ARSE FUCK A DUCK INBRED CROTCH FUCKSTAIN PEARL NECKLACE CUNT FIST FUCK SCROTUM BOOBS FUCKER PUSSY BITCH DOT HEAD NIPPLES SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER DAMN IT CRAP ASSFACE FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER DOG FUCKER SHITFUCKER NIGGER HELLFUCKER REBECCA BLACK O CANADA TITWANK ANAL LOGJAMMER SHIT COLGATE BITCH CUNT POLESMOKER DAMN MARGARET THATCHER CHICKEN FRIES WANK JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SEX TITS CLEMEN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RECTUM RAIDER CUNNILINGUS 30 CASES OF PICKLES BELLEND CLIT TAFFY HELLFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FROG SHITFUCKER PUSSY CUNT CRAPPER DOUCHING SAND NIGGER BUGGER OFF TACO DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] WALRUS SHIT PUSSY POLAK BITCH SHITHEAD FLYING FUCK FELCHING WANKSPLAT TWAT POLESMOKER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE QUEEF JERK OFF TARTAR SAUCE DICK I'LL RAPE YOU SUCK MY DICK PORCH MONKEY SHIT ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY DOUCHE NAZI FUCK SCUMBUCKET FUCKER FUCKTARD JERK OFF SHITFACE NEGRO ASS LICKER KRAUT CAMEL JOCKEY ASS BUTTFUCKER HENTAI SLOPE CHRISTHUMPER SHIT CONDOMS JACKASS GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO BUTTFUCKER FUCK CRAPPY JAP FIRECROTCH LIMEY HELL MOCKIE NIGNOG SHITHEAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RICK MORANIS FRIG FUCK GANGBANG ASS ANAL GYPSY RAT'S ASS EXTRA LONG PENIS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DUMBASS PEEPEE DONALD RUMSFELD TITS & DICKS BORDER HOPPER HOT GRITS FUCK SHIT FUCK NUGGET HELL ASS SCUMBAG BITCH LIMEY TESTICLE CHOKE DAMNATION SHITTY WANK CRACKER TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! PRICK FROG MOZILLA FIREFOX DOUCHETITS BITCH DOUCHETITS CLUSTERFUCK BITCH ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT SCUMBUCKET CLIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUNT KIKE BASTARD SAGGY TITS SEMEN CUNT RAPE MILF BAT FUCK INSANE TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK SHIT JAP DIMETHYL GLYCOL WALRUS SHIT SHITCUNTING CUNT FUCKING HAIL SATAN! ASS WHORE FUCKHEAD SHITE WOODPECKERSHIT RAT'S ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUTT-HOLE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE NIPPLES FUCK BUTT PIRATE INBRED JIGGABOO ORGASM DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HELL POMMIE SHITHEAD FUCK PEDOPHILIA CRAPMUNCHER FAGGOT WANK CUNT SHITFUCKER WANK DOUCHING DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS CAMEL JOCKEY WANK PISS UP MY ARSE SHITFACE OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA FUCK SHIT JACKASS SHIT GYPSY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNTBUCKET SHITCUNTING FAGGOT PISS ARTIST DYKE FELCHING TIT DIRT SPUNK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! COCKSUCKER BLOWJOB FUCKER PUSSY FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT BITCH AUTOFELLATIO GRIS DAGO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD CHICKEN SHIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BALL SACK SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHICKEN SHIT GOATSE PISS OFF CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT TITWANK FUCK ASS LICKER GIVING HEAD SUCK MY DICK MONKEY'S UNCLE KRAUT INBRED JOHN ELWAY BORDER HOPPER BULLSHIT BITCH NAZI CHIGGER CHIGGER REBECCA BLACK CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT FUCKWIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BIRD SHIT SHITHEAD JENKEM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WOP DAMN SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHOAD BASTARD DUMBASS I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY NAZI FUCK OFF EPIDIDYMIS FUCKTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SAND NIGGER [Insert yet another person's name here] ASS LICKER BIRD SHIT SCUMBAG SCUMBAG MASTURBATION BELLEND HONKY BLUMPKIN FUCK BLUE PENIS! DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK SHITCUNTING PRICK FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BOOBS FLYING RAT'S ASS SPANK THE MONKEY FRITZ NIGNOG COCK POLACK BALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT SON OF A BITCH DICKHEAD NIGNOG PISS STEVE BALLMER TOWELHEAD SON OF A BITCH BASTARD BUGFUCK FUCKTARD DOUCHING FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER CHICKEN SHIT WIENER DICKHEAD FUCKSTAIN PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HOMO ASSFACE INCEST CRAPMUNCHER FROG PISS RAT'S ASS DIPSHIT IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK ASSFACE SHITFUCKER CUNT DAMMIT CUNNILINGUS NAZI FUCKFACE CUNT BULLSHIT DICKFACE SCUMBAG SHITE SCUMBAG IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM POOPY FELCHING GENITALIA CUNTYMINTS BUGGER OFF BITCH MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WANK SHITCOCK SHIT NIPPLES PISS SCROTUM HOMO SHITE BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER PRICK DAMN HELL PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH ASS FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE PICKANINNY DAMMIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCK ANAL DIABETES PISS ARTIST ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA GARBAGE DAY! GOD DAMN RAT'S COCK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BUTT PIRATE DIRTY SANCHEZ POLACK JIGGABOO TITS COCKSUCKER COCKSUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT INCEST {{USERNAME}} I AM CORNHOLIO! RAPE BITCH INCEST MOZILLA FIREFOX INBRED BATHING SUIT AREA DAMN TITS DAMN BORDER HOPPER DAMN STEVE BALLMER RAPE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SEX FUCKER CUNT ASSHAT SHITCOCK MASTURBATION ART METAL PRODUCTS FAGGOT CHING CHONG CHINK HORSE PENIS CONAN O'BRIAN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DUMBASS RAGHEAD FRAK RAT'S COCK BRUSH MA TEETH COLGATE HELL BALLS BUKKAKE POLACK REDSKIN DOUCHING FUCKTARD FUCKTARD SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF BITCH BELGIUM DAMN JACKASS PEDOPHILIA CUNTING ASSCRACK FEATURED DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD COLGATE INCEST JOHNNY BUTT PIRATE CHOAD KISSER WANK YOU WANKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH POMMIE HI, BILLY MAYS HERE HOT GRITS SCUMBUCKET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK TWAT BULLSHIT DOG SHIT SHITFUCKER TITS ORGASM HOSER COCK PISS ARTIST I'LL RAPE YOU ARSE IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD [EXPLETIVE] COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKWIT SHITTY ASSWIPE SHIT LOLCAT DICKHEAD CUNT BUKKAKE DOG SHIT PRICK FLYING FUCK DILDO PEEPEE ASSHAT DAMN CARPET MUNCHER PENIS ON A STICK MOCKIE FUCK OFF SHIT FUCK ASSCRACK BOOBS BUGGER OFF BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITHEAD BUKKAKE CRAP WANKSPLAT JAP OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA BELGIUM CUNNILINGUS BUTTFUCKER GREASER FUCKING BULLCRAP SNUFF PORN ASS ABO SLOPE ASSBANDIT SHIT CHOAD KISSER WIGGER HELL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS INCEST FUCKING A DICK IN A BOX CRAPFUCKER WANK HORSE PENIS FENCE JUMPER RAT'S COCK COON TITS & DICKS MICK BEAVER TITTIES PISS OFF BRITNEY FUCK JERK OFF MOLDY TITS TITMOUSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink [expletive deleted] NEGRO BONER DILDO BIGNOSE THONG TASTER CUM MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DAMN BEAVER ASSHAT FELCHING THIS IS SPARTA! ORGASM GOBSHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN GENITALIA COCKGOBLIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S COCK INJUN DICKFACE WALRUS SHIT SPUNK ASSHOLE YOU WANKER DOUCHE ANUSCAKE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BASTARD DOG FUCKER COCKSMOKER GANGBANG GOBSHITE PISS ARTIST BASTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS NECROPHILIA DAMN PUNANI SHITHEAD TAMPONS GENITALIA TAIWAN CRAP GRIS JIZZ FUCK YOU PENISBIRD SHAKOPEE BITCH UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! VENEREAL DISEASE COCK NECROPHILIA SOD OFF DAMN CUNTRAG FLYING FUCK SHIT POOPY CRAP ON A STICK RAGHEAD SHIT GUMDROPS JAP HOSER CHOAD VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT FUCKTARD ASSHAT FAGGOT JACKASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT PRICK MILF RANDY TRAVIS JOHN SMILEY FACE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLUSTERFUCK and with the HELL and his FELCHING of girraffes in which ARSEBADGERS while reading about SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSFACE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CUNTING ASSCRACK