Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WIENER'DAMN'SEX'CLEVELAND STEAMER'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'YOU WANKER'FUCKING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCK look at the CLEVELAND STEAMER talk page of this AY-AY-AY article for notes or discussion before ASSHOLE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TIT SPRINKLES neurochemical FUCK disorder SEX characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DICKLICK, sudden HENTAI m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MILF or ASSWIPE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PRICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DOG FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA WETBACK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKHEAD PISS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA utterFUCKance of socially CLUSTERFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TITS television programs to address DAMN Tourette's syndrome.

POLESMOKER Tourette's is SHITTY not to be [expletive deleted] confused with FRENCH TICKLER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SON OF A BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITSLIDE random PISS OFF disorientation, culturally-SHUT UP, MEG!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CRAPFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CLEMEN language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POMMIE COMMUNION WAFER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky HEIL HITLER! souvenir shoppes and massive JIZZ quantities COON of ANAL DIABETES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST garbage.

Darnit.

A HUEY P. NEWTON Polite Note to the DYKE Author:

The TITTIES Tourette's COON Research Institute was CLEMEN founded to HO.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BONG article FUCKBAG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DONKEY PUNCHER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HEIL HITLER! changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers FUCK swear. You can FUCKWIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOG SHIT TV, for always focusing on the IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

bad side of a terrible DAMN IT thing.

• The main JACKASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FELLATIO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SPRINKLES knee SHITHEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is JIZZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITSKIN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BASTARD school for GARBAGE DAY! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become SHITFUCKER manically depressed and NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! commit ANUSCAKE suicide.
• There is no DICKWAD cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the GRINGO tics often have adverse FRED PHELPS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BONER perodol" which caused my entire SHAKOPEE body to go NIGGER numb and SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DOG FUCKER it is without the PENIS drug.

I am an active member of a MAMA MIA tourette syndrome NIGNOG association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COMMUNIST DILDO the PUSSY public view of Tourettes as a "PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EMO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BASTARD sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your FUCK A DUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING this that really CRAP ON A STICK annoys me. I am working towards a SEX better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be STRAWBERRY ASS, and making fun of a FRIG horrible disorder is (not) DILDO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INCEST time.

Best BULLSHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKHEAD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIENANMEN SQUARE reply

As BELGIUM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing DALAI LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries MONGOLIANS leadership, those problems does not HUMAN RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT PROTESTS byproduct of your 1984 capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen

P.S. BELLEND Regards to Andrew BUTT-HOLE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE reply

The FELLATIO bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGNOG punch him if you COCKSMOKER want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock BRITAIN offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “I CAN AFFORD FOOD” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PISS saint name of our COMMUNION WAFER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHALICE evermore. Please forgive my DOUCHING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DICKLICK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are EPIDIDYMIS and CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK YOU BAND WITH 4 PISS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOATSE HORSE! DICKLICK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DICKLICK'S HOUSE

How ASS to BULLCRAP cure FUCKHEAD the REDSKIN Tourette's FUCKFUCKFUCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNT for HOMO Tourette's DICK TITS Syndrome HITLER is PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS following LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD these WHITE POWER rules INBRED in EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA order:

• 1: Avoid SEMEN immature BULLSHIT little DICKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to ASSRAPING within RAGHEAD 10 DICKLICKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your MOTHERFUCKER PISS SUITCASE PENIS nor CUNT talk,
• 4: Tell TWAT yourself you JIZZ don't ASSRAMMER have DICK TITS this FAG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TWAT WITH NASTY BITCH DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S GOBSHITE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DICKLICK last straw SEX!

I fucking put DAMN' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLUSTERFUCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at LOLCAT the TOP OF GYPSY THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! offensive. TOSSER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SONNY BILL WILLIAMS people who try FROG to battle COCKING FUCKBOROUGH'GIVING HEAD that tight-ass FELCHING 17-year-MICK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SAND NIGGER it now, but someone said TURD' SCROTUM ASS FASCIST'ASSWIPE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SLOPE is a laughing ORGASM matter. Plus there MILF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on RAGHEAD Uncyclopedia, there are SCUMBAG articles GOD DAMN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching WANK stuff. So WANKER that means DONKEY PUNCHER stop getting mad at the DONKEY PUNCHER first part too and DICKWAD talking about the GOD DAMN letter that it's FUCKSTAIN mocking (what CUNTSWILLING letter? I don't even know what BLUMPKIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER hi self GOBSHITE even made a really JUMPING JESUS!!! good point. "It's [expletive deleted] nothing more NAZI from a head nod to a CHRISTHUMPER knee tick". PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT. Which I'll add RAPE onto JERRY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! suffer that ASSHOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING A it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CLEMEN be, because if I were a BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BUTT-FOR-BRAINS hilarious. If you ARSE Want facts, go on DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNTING ASSCRACK be offended, don't read DICKHEAD the freaking NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! article anyway.

SHITE CHICKEN FRIES ON CRACK DOODIE HEAD CRACKER NORTH KOREA SUCK MY DICK ANAL DIABETES CARPET MUNCHER CHUFF

SHITCOCK DICKFACE BONG DAMN WANK SHIT SHIT CC PLZ NEGRO ASSWIPE I RAPE WALRUSES! SEX SHITTY PISS ARTIST SHOOP DA WHOOP CHRISTHUMPER JIZZ FUCKSTAIN ASS ARSE SAGGY TITS ARSE DOUCHING SOAPY TITWANK BUTT PIRATE PUNANI JAP FUCKSTAIN CUNTBUCKET CUM FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES BALLS pen0r WOP COCKSMOKER INBRED FUCKING JUMP! FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS OFF RUSTY TROMBONE ASSHAT FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT SOD OFF BITCH BASTARD JACKASS HORSE PENIS KIKE INBRED FUCKING ASSFACE DICKWAD CRAPFUCKER LICK PUSSY GANGBANG BUTTFUCKER REBECCA BLACK HOMO FUCK DONKEY DICK FUCKER ASSFACE WHORE CUM CHENEY PRICK BITCH DICKFACE SHITPISSER GRAPE PENIS SEX VENEREAL DISEASE BITCH JIZZ TITS & DICKS FLYING FUCK SHIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK NI DAMMIT RAT'S ASS SUCK MY DICK BUTT PIRATE HELLFUCKER PISSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS SHITPISSER CHICKEN SHIT HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY'S UNCLE SCUMBUCKET ASSFACE FUCKING A DYKE I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN BALL SACK I WILL KILL YOU! CLEMEN GOD DAMN MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE PISS ARTIST DOODIE HEAD MALL SANTA FUCKING CUNT SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HELL SHITFACE PISS ARTIST GENITALIA ASSCRACK MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KILL YOU! MACACA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DONGSHOVER WANK BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS I'LL RAPE YOU DAMN FUCKSTAIN SIGMUND FREUD [Insert yet another person's name here] HORSE SHIT I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST WARNER MUSIC GROUP WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DICKLICK GOD DAMN DOM DeLUISE SHITFACE BUKKAKE COON FRED PHELPS SHITHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I WILL KILL YOU! BOON WOP YID PEDOPHILIA GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COCK ASSWIPE JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH CUNNILINGUS PISS ARTIST TWAT FRIG TUBA SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BRITNEY Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JERRY SMEG BULLSHIT BASTARD FIST FUCK DOM DeLUISE DICKHEAD HEIL HITLER! LENS CRAFTERS 666 CLEMEN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TOSSER ORGASM PISSHOLE WOODPECKERSHIT PORCH MONKEY SHITSLIDE BASTARD ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE NEGRO PISS SMEG CUNT WIKIPEDIA FUCKTARD OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA COCKSMOKER OSTRICH MY ASS NECROPHILIA DAMN PISS OFF TITS NEGRO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS DIPSHIT MILF TWAT FUCKHEAD DONKEY DICK DOUCHE NAZI DOUCHE HELL DARTH VADER CHICKEN FRIES ANAL I WILL KILL YOU! I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKING BASEBALL SON OF A BITCH DICKWAD GANGBANG PENIS GOAT DICK SUCK MY DICK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WOODPECKERSHIT MONGOLIANS NAZI BONG ANAL FELCHMONKEY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER ASS CLEMEN MONKEY'S UNCLE JACK ABRAMOFF CRAPFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS VENEREAL DISEASE PORCH MONKEY DAMN BELGIUM SUCK MY COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNTRAG CLUSTERFUCK FUCK OFF CUNT HEIL HITLER! PIG SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT SHITCOCK TURD CLEMEN FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANKER FAG CHOAD O CANADA CUNT PENISFUCK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD WANK GOD DAMN PISS ARTIST CRAPMUNCHER ASSWIPE SHITE ALF FUCK BASTARD TWAT AY-AY-AY SON OF A BITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUCK A BIG DICK TITS FUCKTARD SUCK MY COCK BRUSH MA TEETH FAG BITCH TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DONGSHOVER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DICKLICK MAMA MIA SOD OFF ART METAL PRODUCTS SCROTUM SEX TWAT WANK BALL SACK I WILL END YOU! SHITE NEGRO JUMPING JESUS!!! ASS BUGFUCK DAMN IT YUKY DOODY CHICKEN FRIES WIKIPEDIA ASSWIPE SOD OFF OSTRICH MY ASS BOB SAGET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA KIKE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS HOMO VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA MASTURBATION COLGATE CUNTING ASSCRACK HELL DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT JERK OFF DICKHEAD CUNT BUGGER DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT HO HELL FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKING NAZI FUCK COCKSHITTER TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! COCKSUCKER MACACA FEMADOM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNT ANUSCAKE BOYCOTT VIACOM! BITCH FUCKING JUMP! BELLEND REDSKIN FUCKTARD FUCKBAG TOSSER HELL FUCK DAMMIT LAKE TITICACA WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMN IT DICKFACE CROTCH BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS HO BIRD SHIT QUEEF SHITCUNTING I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHIT ASSHAT MOLDY TITS HEIL HITLER! YOU WANKER PEDOPHILIA CROTCH DAMN DICK BIRD IN THE HOUSE TOSSER TAMPON IN MY ASS TURD GOD DAMN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA I'LL RAPE YOU DOUCHEBAG DAMN VAGINA HELLFUCKER TITS JIGGABOO SHITBALLS PRICK JERRY FUCKING BASEBALL CUNT HORSE SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY DIPSHIT SEMEN BASTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SPUNK BATMAN & ROBIN BALL SACK BASTARD HELL SHITSLINGING SUCK MY DICK ASS LICKER SOD OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER BIGNOSE HO SHITSLINGING DONKEY DICK ORGASM TOWELHEAD PUSSYLICKER DILDO CRAPPY TOSSER JAP JACK OFF EXTRA LONG PENIS WANK WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD WHORE PENIS ON A BUN JAP HELLFIRE CHAV BELLEND BASTARD PENIS [Insert yet another person's name here] FROG DAMN BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INJUN CUNT HELL RAGHEAD ASS CHRISTHUMPER ASSHOLE POTTYMOUTH ORGASM FUCKTARD ANAL SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT CUM GYPSY ASS BUGFUCK DONKEY DICK DAMN SHAKOPEE SHIT YID SOD OFF NAZI MAMA MIA GO HOME AND DIE suck my mothers LICK PUSSY CROTCH BITCH TAFFY TITWANK WIENER OH SHI– WANK SHITSKIN FAGGOT HITLER ASSWIPE MOCCASINS SHIT [expletive deleted] SHITTY WANKER FEWMETS NIGGER HATE HATE HAT SHITHEAD BENCH PRESS SHITBALLS FUCKWIT FUCKING A ABO NEOPETS GOD DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK WIKIPEDIA FELLATIO SHIT BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBS SON OF A BITCH PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER DAGO SHITE CHING CHONG CHINK DONKEY DICK WANK TUBA SEX HITLER CUM SHITSLINGING INJUN RAGHEAD DICKHEAD SAND NIGGER DICKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER BLOWJOB SHITE RAT'S ASS SHIT BATMAN & ROBIN POLESMOKER FUCK FUCKTARD RAPE JACK OFF YOUR MOM FUCKING A YOU WANKER SEX TWAT ASSHAT CUNNILINGUS MALL SANTA FUCK FUCKSTAIN TITTYWANK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK WANKSPLAT ORGASM RUSTY TROMBONE AUTOFELLATIO POMMIE BUTT PIRATE DAMN SHITFACE SOD OFF ASSRAMMER TURD DAMN IT SHIT YOU DICKLICK VAGINA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ARSEBADGERS ASSHOLE THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES FROG CHOAD DICKFACE HORSE SHIT FEWMETS GOD DAMMIT REDNECK PECKERHEAD HORSE PENIS I'LL RAPE YOU GOOK ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP POMMIE FUCK OFF TOTAL PEEPEE DESU FUCKWIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT GIVING HEAD SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN NAZI YOU WANKER ORANGE TURTLE AY-AY-AY CUNT GOD DAMMIT ARSE MARCH OF FLAMES SHITFACE [expletive deleted] INCEST TAMPONS DOUCHING CHICKEN SHIT COCK FELCHING CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT BEAVER ASSFACE SHIT HORSE SHIT SHIT FUCKER ASSCRACK CUNT CRAPFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON WANKSPLAT BOOBIES MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT NIGGER [expletive deleted] POLACK DAMN GANGBANG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PAKI SHIT FUCKER DONALD RUMSFELD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! POLAK SHITHEAD FUCK OFF ASSHOLE JIGGABOO JOHNNY HOLY DUMB FUCK MARGARET THATCHER HELL CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE PISS DICK SHITHEAD SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! DUMBASS FUCKBAG FUCK OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ VAGINA SUCK MY DICK INBRED FUCKFACE BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKER WANKSPLAT HUMAN RIGHTS PEDOPHILIA FUCKER GREASER TITTIES VILLAGE DUMP FUCK GYPSY PISS OFF MY ASS CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN BOOBS WETBACK FELCHING ORGASM DIPSHIT BIGNOSE ORGASM CONAN O'BRIAN 666 CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR LIMEY TURD BANGKOK PUSSY JENKEM DAMNATION CHOAD CUNTSWILLING FUCKING A VAGINA BUKKAKE DEVELOPERS! GRIS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASS BAD MOTHERFUCKER WHITE RIGHTS THONG TASTER PAKI NIGGER JOHN ELWAY CHAV DILDO SHITFUCKER NEGRO POOPY CUNT INBRED JACKASS BITCH PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER ARSEBADGERS COLGATE WARNER MUSIC GROUP HUEY P. NEWTON CHIGGER HORSE PENIS POOPOO FUCKSTAIN HELL AUTOFELLATIO INVISIBLE! CRAPMUNCHER NECROPHILIA CRAPPY CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS BIG FOOT MICK BUNG-HOLE BASTARD SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE MONGOLIANS TOSSER FUCK YOU RUSTY TROMBONE SHIT ASSFACE SHIT OUT OF MY DICK TURD GOD DAMN BASTARD SHIT CLUSTERFUCK JUNGLE BUNNY NECROPHILIA FUCKING SHIT BOON FUCKING BASEBALL MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICKFACE FUCK DICKHEAD COCKGOBLIN ASS COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WIGGER DAMN GOD DAMN SPUNK WINDOWS VISTA BUTTFUCKER JAP JACKASS SEMEN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE BUTTFUCKER FELCHMONKEY ASS PEDOPHILIA FELCHING MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITHEAD JACKASS TRANNY SHITFUCKER FIST FUCK RAT'S ASS SHITE BASTARD AY-AY-AY RHODESIA CRAPMUNCHER PRICK FUCK MILF YOU PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WALRUS SHIT HELL SHITFUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY RUSKIE HORSE SHIT FIST FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! BULLSHIT DICKLICK FLYING FUCK RAT'S ASS FUCK BITCH FROG POMMIE TITWANK CUNTBUCKET O CANADA NIPPLES SOD OFF TAMPON IN MY ASS JERRY PIG ORGASM ARSE CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITE FUCK CUNT CRAPPER FRENCH TICKLER NEOPETS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS NICARAGUA BASTARD KAFFIR SHIT COCKSMOKER suck my mothers ASSHAT DILDO YID JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MASTURBATION HAIL SATAN! JOHN ELWAY ARSE PUSSY YOUR MOM DEVELOPERS! JUNGLE BUNNY INBRED CUM COON WANK POMMIE SHITFACE FIST FUCK ASSFACE JIZZ CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER PEDOPHILIA GOD DAMMIT RAT'S COCK DARTH VADER FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO CUNTBUCKET BIBLE BASHER NEGRO BALLS YID BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT WIENER MALL SANTA FUCK A DUCK 666 FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PENISFUCK COON FRED PHELPS ANAL PIECE OF SHIT SOD OFF DONKEY PUNCHER CHIGGER BASTARD SHITSLINGING TIT DIRT CHIGGER DIPSHIT BUGFUCK POOPY PENISFUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITBALLS CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKSTAIN CHINK MOCKIE ASS BOOBIES 30 CASES OF PICKLES FRENCH TICKLER POMMIE JESSE McCARTNEY ASS FASCIST DOODIE HEAD ASSHAT JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS FUCK OFF SHITE WANK DIPSHIT NAZI PENIS SHITSLINGING PUSSY TITS SEX DICKLICK DICK TITS GOD DAMN CRAP WANKSPLAT SHITHEAD CUNT CRAPPER ARSEBADGERS SHITHEAD BITCH BASTARD ASS SHITHEAD OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK OFF NIPPLES KNOBJOCKEY NORTH KOREA DOUCHING AY-AY-AY SCROTUM SLOPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT WANK TWAT MOZILLA FIREFOX DAMN IT SON OF A BITCH BITCH 666 BRITNEY PUSSYLICKER TITWANK CHOAD ASS DAMN REDNECK CUNT TOTAL BUGGER OFF DICKFACE SUGARTITS FASHION BUG CHINK PEDOPHILIA FUCKHEAD ASSHAT NAZI FUCKBAG HOLY DUMB FUCK CUNT DAMN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ASS BLOWJOB TAFFY CRAP ON A STICK SHITE CARPET MUNCHER HONKY TURD DIRTY SANCHEZ DELICIOUS CAKE ASSWIPE TAMPONS PISS OFF GOOK BORDER HOPPER CRAPMUNCHER DICKFACE ARSE BITCH SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHE WANK ROSIE O'DONNELL NIGGER TITS WIGGER SAND NIGGER CUNTING ASSCRACK BOOBIES CAMEL FUCKER INCEST GOD DAMN REBECCA BLACK JACKASS QUEEF FUCK TITS TITTYWANK PUSSYLICKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN TAMPONS FUCK BOLLOCKS KAFFIR SHITE CHIGGER PENISPENISPENIS!!! FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD COCKGOBLIN FUCKFUCKFUCK BOOBS INBRED WANK PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS FUCK OFF CUNT FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASS FUCKHEAD THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS JACKASS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCUMBAG GO COUNT YOUR DICK REDSKIN PIECE OF SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER SHITE CUNTRAG SAGGY TITS FRAK BAT FUCK INSANE PASTURE HELL SAGGY TITS CHINK RAPE PISS OFF INBRED TITS & DICKS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POLAK GANGBANG SHIT LIKE A HORSE PIG BUGFUCK POO POO BLOWJOB WANKSPLAT WANK GRINGO ART METAL PRODUCTS BALL SACK FUCKER P'KANG GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU [Insert swear here] DAMMIT FUCKING SHITBALLS DAMNATION MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK A DUCK ASS CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ELECTION WOODPECKERSHIT MONKEY BALLS CUNT JAP SNUFF PORN FUCKHEAD BUGGER GOAT DICK CHICKEN FRIES SHITSLINGING CUNTSWILLING CLUSTERFUCK NIGNOG CUNT MILF TAFFY ARSE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! JENKEM COCKSUCKER BITCH CROTCH FUCKING A BUGFUCK HELL [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BOOBS MARY WHITEHOUSE FRAK COON IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK ON CRACK DOT HEAD DICKLICK BONER HOMO DUMBASS CHIGGER WHORE INBRED MOLDY TITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT ASS DAGO FIST FUCK LAKE TITICACA BUKKAKE PENIS YOUR MOM SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive MARGARET THATCHER and with the FUCK and his BULLSHIT of girraffes in which BOOBIES while reading about POLESMOKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• LET'S SHIT