Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DAMN'TAFFY'FUCKING FUCKFUCKER'FLYING RAT'S ASS'JOHN SMILEY FACE'CLEMEN'ASSCRACK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PUSSY neurochemical FUCK disorder CLUSTERFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKFUCKFUCK, sudden POTTYMOUTH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD or MOTHERFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TACO in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BASTARD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CARPET MUNCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKSTAIN CRACKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially ASSHOLE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BULLCRAP television programs to address FUCK YOU Tourette's syndrome.

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! Tourette's is IN SACREMENT not to be SPUNK confused with BUGFUCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying COMMUNIST DILDO chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISSHOLE random TOSSER disorientation, culturally-WOP-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local CHOAD KISSER language, FUCKBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHIT BOOBS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TWAT souvenir shoppes and massive BOOBIES quantities HEIL HITLER! of ANAL DIABETES BUGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A DONKEY PUNCHER Polite Note to the GRINGO Author:

The WOMEN'S RIGHTS Tourette's DICKHEAD Research Institute was DICKFACE founded to LIMEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GYPSY article FUCK YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SCROTUM I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SUGARTITS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FRITZ Tourrette's sufferers CONDOMS swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame JERK OFF TV, for always focusing on the FLYING FUCK bad side of a terrible FUCKER thing.
• The main SHIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHENEY knee PUSSYLICKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CHIGGER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for POMMIE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK OFF sufferers to become SACRAMENTO manically depressed and MOCCASINS commit SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT suicide.
• There is no SUGARTITS cure, and the TITTIES drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITTY tics often have adverse COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna GIVING HEAD perodol" which caused my entire ASSWIPE body to go OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! numb and DOG SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than O KURWA! it is without the I RAPE WALRUSES! drug.

I am an active member of a SHITBALLS tourette syndrome TONY LA RUSSA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GANGBANG the PRICK public view of Tourettes as a "NICARAGUA swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CLIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PENIS sorry for DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! "hi-jacking" your CROTCH entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PENIS this that really CRAP annoys me. I am working towards a SHITSLINGING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TITS & DICKS, and making fun of a INCEST horrible disorder is (not) TITWANK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your YOU WANKER time.

Best DAMN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SAND NIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are HUMAN RIGHTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an OPINION effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TANK MAN degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHRISTIANITY in countries INDIA HAS NUKES leadership, those problems does not INDIA HAS NUKES occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your I LIKE BUSH capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. TITMOUSE Regards to Andrew SEX Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The ASSHAT bastard who wrote this article. You can SCUMBAG punch him if you TITMOUSE want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I CAN AFFORD FOOD Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I DON'T HAVE AIDS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE POWER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BIBLE BASHER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOOBIES saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my MALARKY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKFUCKFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are INCEST and FELLATIO playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ORGASM music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SOD OFF BAND WITH 4 HELL MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A HOSER HORSE! FUCKFUCKFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKFUCKFUCK'S HOUSE

How COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK to TWISTY VAGINA cure SUCK COCKS IN HELL! the NECROPHILIA Tourette's SOD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS for FEWMETS Tourette's MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Syndrome DYKE is DILDO following Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! these POMMIE rules ABO in HELL order:

• 1: Avoid FELCHMONKEY immature PISS little MOCCASINS kids,
• 2: Count to SUCK MY DICK within JUNGLE BUNNY 10 FUCK OFFseconds,
• 3: Do not open your TACO BORDER HOPPER WHORE nor NAZI talk,
• 4: Tell PAKI yourself you CLEMEN don't GOD DAMMIT have NAZI this SHITHEAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WOP WITH NASTY GOD DAMMIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKFUCKFUCK last straw ASSHAT!

I fucking put CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCK YOU PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FAG the TOP OF HORSE SHIT THIS GO HOME AND DIE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BASTARD offensive. AUTOFELLATIO. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITHEAD people who try MOCCASINS to battle PENIS'FUCKSTAIN that tight-ass BASTARD 17-year-DOUCHE NAZI—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLUSTERFUCK it now, but someone said TUBA' HELL SHITTY'[Insert stupid word you just made up here] on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING GOD DAMMIT is a laughing SPUNK matter. Plus there IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DAMN Uncyclopedia, there are DICK articles KRAUT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PISS ARTIST stuff. So CHOAD that means WARNER MUSIC GROUP stop getting mad at the STRAWBERRY ASS first part too and BITCH talking about the MICK letter that it's BATHING SUIT AREA mocking (what ORGASM letter? I don't even know what SHITE the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOTHERFUCKER hi self VAGINA even made a really DIPSHIT good point. "It's QUEEF nothing more BOOBIES from a head nod to a PISS ARTIST knee tick". HOSER. Which I'll add JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE onto FUCKWIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SPICY CUNT FUCK suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes KRAUT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITFUCKER be, because if I were a FUCKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article DICK hilarious. If you FUCKWIT Want facts, go on FUCKING BASEBALL Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GOD DAMN be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking CUNT article anyway.

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK YOU COCKGOBLIN ASSHOLE FELCHING WOODPECKERSHIT WANK BITCH FUCKSTAIN DAMN DAMN IT DICKHEAD I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SHITFUCKER JACKASS HELL ABO FUCK COON FELLATIO EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA CUNT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ORGASM POMMIE DIRTY SANCHEZ HORSE SHIT SHITFUCKER DICKHEAD BUGFUCK SACRAMENTO TITS FUCKING A ASS FASCIST GREASER BUTTFUCKER SCUMBAG ARSE FLYING FUCK AUTOFELLATIO SMEG ASSCRACK SON OF A BITCH ORGASM WIGGER BALLS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! BALLS BUTTFUCKER NAZI DOUCHEBAG WALRUS SHIT PEEPEE ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH HELL LIMEY NEGRO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! [expletive deleted] SHIT LIKE A HORSE WANKSPLAT SHITSKIN TITTIES SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER CONSENSUS CHICKEN FRIES SCROTUM I AM CORNHOLIO! SCUMBAG KRAUT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT ASS GOBSHITE OSTRICH MY ASS ASSHOLE FUCKWIT D'OH RAT'S COCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE RAT'S COCK CUNTRAG ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive RUSTY TROMBONE and with the JUSTIN BIEBER and his RAT'S COCK of girraffes in which WANKSPLAT while reading about PISS ARTIST!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITTY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DUMBASS