Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COCK'BELLEND'ASS LICKER'INJUN'FUCKHEAD'INBRED'BUTT PIRATE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a ASSFACE look at the O CANADA talk page of this HENTAI article for notes or discussion before GIVING HEAD editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TITWANK neurochemical FUCK disorder MOTHERFUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT, sudden DICK CHICKEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DOG FUCKER or ASSHAT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK OFF in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FROG way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may O KURWA! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCK NUGGET by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HITLER NIGGER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS ARTIST utterFUCKance of socially ASS LICKER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address TWO-INCH PENIS Tourette's syndrome.

TUBA Tourette's is POOPOO not to be INBRED confused with FUCKBAG Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SAMUEL L. JACKSON chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CUNNILINGUS random RAT'S COCK disorientation, culturally-GARBAGE DAY!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth RECTUM RAIDER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BOB SAGET language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFACE CLUSTERFUCK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive BALLS quantities I WILL KILL YOU! of ANAL DIABETES KRAUT garbage.

Darnit.

A BITCH Polite Note to the SEMEN Author:

The BULLCRAP Tourette's BULLSHIT Research Institute was GOAT DICK founded to DAMN.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOTHERFUCKER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GENITALIA article [Insert yet another person's name here] funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FLYING FUCK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or GANGBANG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance RAT'S COCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about TACO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFACE Tourrette's sufferers COCK swear. You can POMMIE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PEEPEE TV, for always focusing on the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bad side of a terrible SUCK MY COCK thing.
• The main SHITSLINGING symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are WANK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'EXTRA LONG PENIS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DIPSHIT knee SHIT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CROTCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKING JUMP! school for BULLSHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become MONKEY SHIT manically depressed and LIMEY commit BASTARD suicide.
• There is no ASS cure, and the DONKEY PUNCHER drugs that are available to, "calm" the PEARL NECKLACE tics often have adverse SHITFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna STUDENT RIOTS perodol" which caused my entire FUCKWIT body to go FLYING RAT'S ASS numb and PISS basically made it NIGGA! worse than POLESMOKER it is without the MASTURBATION drug.

I am an active member of a CAMEL JOCKEY tourette syndrome BOB SAGET association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TWO-INCH PENIS the CLUSTERFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "GARBAGE DAY! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WETBACK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MONKEY BALLS sorry for BUGGER OFF "hi-jacking" your JIZZ entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like AUTOFELLATIO this that really DAMN annoys me. I am working towards a HI, BILLY MAYS HERE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FUCK YOU, and making fun of a SUGARTITS horrible disorder is (not) BITCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK time.

Best DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HORSE SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese MONGOLIANS reply

As RIGHT WING Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those TAIWAN countries. When showing CENSORSHIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FREEDOM OF SPEECH in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not PROTESTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. DARTH VADER Regards to Andrew JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CECIL JOHN RHODES reply

The DOUCHE bastard who wrote this article. You can AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI punch him if you SOD want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I CAN AFFORD FOOD article. We have enough CECIL JOHN RHODES problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUITCASE PENIS saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my FELCHING intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DONALD RUMSFELD and SHITSLINGING playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BOOBS BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA HORSE! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT'S HOUSE

How SHITPISSER to HELL cure CUM the LET'S SHIT Tourette's FUCKING JUMP! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GYPSY for SHITE Tourette's DUNE COON Syndrome DAMN is I'LL RAPE YOU following BUGGER OFF these RAT'S COCK rules THONG TASTER in EPIDIDYMIS order:

• 1: Avoid CROTCH immature FUCKWIT little FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to HOMO within PORCUPINE'S BALLS 10 SHITSLINGINGseconds,
• 3: Do not open your VAGINA CRAP SHIT nor LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS talk,
• 4: Tell GIVING HEAD yourself you CAMEL FUCKER don't TURD have BUTT PIRATE this FUCKWIT disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DICKHEAD WITH NASTY FUCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT last straw RAT'S COCK!

I fucking put DUNE COON' my comment at the TOP OF THE NECROPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GIVING HEAD the TOP OF FU SPANG THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANKSPLAT offensive. JACKASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to AUTOFELLATIO people who try TWAT to battle HADJI'LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD that tight-ass FUCK YOU 17-year-DIPSHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find POO POO BLOWJOB it now, but someone said COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT' LIMEY CLUSTERFUCK'WINDOWS VISTA on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BUTTFUCKER is a laughing PISS ARTIST matter. Plus there PISS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HORSE SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are BRITNEY articles VENEREAL DISEASE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUGGER stuff. So COCKSMOKER that means BANGKOK stop getting mad at the LIMEY first part too and WIENER talking about the BOOBIES letter that it's PISS ARTIST mocking (what DUMBASS letter? I don't even know what HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKING hi self RAPE even made a really TITTIES good point. "It's FALSE BENSON nothing more PENIS from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". RAT'S ASS. Which I'll add HONKY onto WETBACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that RAPE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WIKIPEDIA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BRITNEY be, because if I were a NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MASTURBATION hilarious. If you RAGHEAD Want facts, go on POLAK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FAGGOT be offended, don't read CLEMEN the freaking SACRAMENTO article anyway.

PISS UP MY ARSE DAMN ASSFACE COCKSMOKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CROTCH NIGGER GRINGO FUCK DICK

HONKY TOWELHEAD POOPY P'KANG FUCKER TITTIES BAD MOTHERFUCKER FENCE JUMPER GREASER AY-AY-AY WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKFACE FELLATIO SCUMBAG COCKSMOKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WOODPECKERSHIT CHRISTHUMPER GOOK SHITSLINGING DICKHEAD FLYING FUCK DAMNATION GO HOME AND DIE ASSWIPE WANK SOD CC PLZ HELL INCEST SHIT HOSER GARBAGE DAY! FELLATIO RUSKIE JACKASS ASS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! DAMN IT SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN CUNTRAG LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITHEAD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MAMA MIA TITTYWANK FUCK SHITTY SHITHEAD BONER DARTH VADER RUSKIE DAMN DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT KRAUT MACACA WIENER MASTURBATION PRICK DAMN SHITE PISS OFF JAP JIZZ GANGBANG PISS OFF RUSTY TROMBONE RAT'S ASS SHITTY ASSWIPE SON OF A BITCH RICK MORANIS JACK OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG SHITFACE BULLSHIT HORSE PENIS INBRED BUTTFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CAMEL JOCKEY RAPE TOSSER RECTUM RAIDER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKWIT PISS ARTIST BLISTERING BARNACLES HORSE PENIS BELGIUM HELL GRINGO DAMN BULLCRAP HELLFUCKER DICK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIG TITS BITCH SHIT SHIT SHITSKIN GO COUNT YOUR DICK MONKEY BALLS ASS WIKIPEDIA FUCKHEAD SHITSLINGING CUNT FIRECROTCH GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK BALL SACK DILDO BIRD SHIT PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK BENCH PRESS FLAMING ASS BADGER ANAL DEVELOPERS! FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX GENITALIA FUCK OFF ABO GOAT DICK DAMN DILDO KNOBJOCKEY FUCK DICK NIGGER SHUT UP, MEG! QUEEF CANNED QUOTE TITS TWAT BITCH YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT BOOBS POMMIE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL WIKIPEDIA GINGERBREAD SHITHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CRACKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICKHEAD BASTARD CRACKER DUMBASS NICARAGUA I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FRAK CAMEL FUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ARFENHOUSE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITTIES KAFFIR BENCH PRESS BASTARD NIPPLES MARY WHITEHOUSE MOCKIE DOUCHEBAG FLYING FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSFACE SHITHEAD ARSE CUNT DICK CHICKEN MALARKY YUKY DOODY PISS ARTIST CHAV CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKTARD GYPSY SON OF A BITCH AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS WEHATEMARIO IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD INCEST TITS & DICKS MONKEY SHIT RAT'S COCK CUNT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ARSE DIPSHIT POLAK FLYING FUCK WOP CECIL JOHN RHODES TAFFY WIKIPEDIA SHITFACE JACKASS SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD FUCK YOU SUCK MY COCK PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER ASSWIPE GOD DAMN BULLSHIT FUCK BUGGER OFF ASS POLAK BAD MOTHERFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITHEAD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE NAZI TWAT TITWANK GIVING HEAD HORSE PENIS ASSHOLE GOD DAMN NI JACKASS SCROTUM ART METAL PRODUCTS HELLFUCKER STEVE BALLMER HOSER FUCK YOU LOGJAMMER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BOOBS INBRED CHOAD CUNT DOUCHEBAG BASTARD WIKIPEDIA SHITCOCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP I'LL RAPE YOU ASS FUCK OFF DAMN IT OSTRICH MY ASS CUNT JACKASS SHIT CLEMEN TWAT SHITFACE BAT FUCK INSANE BONER CLIT WHITE POWER FEATURED BITCH CUNT DOT HEAD SON OF A BITCH KIKE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DICK DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKWIT I'LL RAPE YOU WETBACK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS NIGGER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES JIGGABOO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FROG'S FAT ASS DICKFACE GOBSHITE SPUNK DICKFACE CUNT NICARAGUA FLYING FUCK SIGMUND FREUD ASSCRACK ABO TITWANK FEWMETS FELCHMONKEY BASTARD VAGINA ASSCRACK SEX BATHING SUIT AREA SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS OSTRICH MY ASS FEATURED DILDO INJUN SAMUEL L. JACKSON WILLY WONKA SOD OFF PORCH MONKEY ABO OSTRICH MY ASS CRAPMUNCHER FUCK ASS BOOBS BUGGER CHIGGER BULLSHIT SHITHEAD GYPSY ASSHOLE ABORTIONS FOR ALL CUNTRAG SHIT URINE-GARGLING HELL BUGGER BEANER KIKE MARY WHITEHOUSE RICK MORANIS PISS ARTIST HELL BUGGER OFF POMMIE BLUMPKIN SHITFACE DOT HEAD CUNT KAFFIR MOCKIE SPUNK GOBSHITE MOCKIE HELL GRUE RAPE FUCKHEAD COCKSUCKER DILDO SAND NIGGER ANUSCAKE BUGGER OFF FUCK OFF TURD CRAPMUNCHER RECTUM RAIDER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING P'KANG BORDER HOPPER FUCKER CUNT BASTARD SAND NIGGER BITCH DICKHEAD DONKEY PUNCHER POMMIE FLYING FUCK CHUCK NORRIS FENCE JUMPER DONGSHOVER SHITCOCK PAKI PISSHOLE AY-AY-AY BUGGER OFF DICK HENTAI DUMBASS CONDOMS PORCH MONKEY DOUCHEBAG TITTIES BATHING SUIT AREA NIGNOG DAMN BALLS CAMEL FUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKFACE GOD DAMN BASTARD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY HOLY DUMB FUCK BULLSHIT BUGFUCK PAKI CHICKEN SHIT DICK TITS CUNT BUTTFUCKER TIMBER NIGGER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MR WINKLER IS GAY EAT MY SHIT! YOU WANKER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? BITCH BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BIG FOOT HELL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? JACKASS DAMN VAGINA BUKKAKE KRAUT BUGFUCK GOBSHITE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MARCH OF FLAMES PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS MOTHERFUCKER LOLCAT SCUMBAG PIGFUCKER DUMBASS MOZILLA FIREFOX BONER ASSFACE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK FUCKHEAD HELL ASSFACE ASS ASSWIPE FUCKTARD ASS SHIT NIGGER AY-AY-AY FEMADOM pen0r JOHNNY FUCKFACE DUMBASS HELL CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT HELLFIRE FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKFACE NAZI BOLLOCKS BITCH SHIT BORDER HOPPER PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD BUTTFUCKER INBRED TITS & DICKS SHITTY INJUN BUTT PIRATE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO BUTT PIRATE BITCH PISSHOLE ASS SHITE ASS FEMADOM TITWANK RECTUM RAIDER DAGO NIGGER TOWELHEAD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BONG ALF PIGFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DEVELOPERS! WANKSPLAT DILDO SHITE GANGBANG BEAVER WOODPECKERSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER JIZZ JELLY BEANS SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITSLINGING CHICKEN SHIT CHENEY JACKASS EAT MY SHIT! DICKHEAD TITS PUSSYLICKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL RUSKIE JIGGABOO TIT SPRINKLES FUCK OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES BORDER HOPPER CRAPMUNCHER JENKEM MOTHERFUCKER DICK POMMIE PISS ARTIST SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES PENIS DICKHEAD GIVING HEAD PRICK PISS ARTIST JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKING FUCKHEAD DEMOCRACY MILF CUNTRAG DICKHEAD GOATSE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKWIT TITWANK OSTRICH MY ASS [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] DOT HEAD JIZZ CUNTRAG SHIT FUCKSTAIN TOTAL BLISTERING BARNACLES RECTUM RAIDER FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY NEOPETS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BULLCRAP DAMN FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER REBECCA BLACK FUCKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE BALLS TWAT RAT'S COCK I AM CORNHOLIO! PIG ASSCRACK FUCKFACE YID DICKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU QUEEF FUCKING SON OF A BITCH ASSWIPE TIT DIRT BUTTFUCKER POMMIE MARY WHITEHOUSE SEMEN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ASS FASCIST YID SAMUEL L. JACKSON DICKFACE TURD BUGGER PISSHOLE DICKHEAD ORGASM DOUCHETITS FUCKER JACKASS SEX DOUCHEBAG BUTTFUCKER LOLCAT BATHING SUIT AREA WANK FELCHING SEMEN COCKSUCKER TAMPONS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FELLATIO TITS 666 DAMN WHORE QUEEF BITCH MOTHERFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK OFF SCUMBAG TWAT FUCKFACE FUCKING I WILL END YOU! GANGBANG HONKY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN BOOBIES CAMEL JOCKEY PIG TWAT NIGGER PUSSY JOHNNY REBECCA BLACK BLOWJOB DONKEY DICK BOON LAKE TITICACA RAT'S ASS COCK PISS ARTIST FUCK TENTACLE RAPE ASSRAPING SHITHEAD SEMEN SHITFUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CHAV SHITTY BLOWJOB NIGGER COCKSTUFFER YOGHURT CANNON MOZILLA FIREFOX FELCHING CHENEY NEGRO DONKEY DICK CHING CHONG CHINK CHINK RANDY TRAVIS JERK OFF TOSSER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BIGNOSE CRAP AUTOFELLATIO BUKKAKE PENIS DAMN NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JOHN ELWAY CHENEY CUNT ASSFACE BUTT-HOLE JERRY PUSSY TWAT TIT DIRT NIGGER BEANER FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA ABO NAZI ASS LICKER RAT'S COCK JACKASS BELLEND PRICK BITCH SHIT MOLDY TITS WIENER RAPE FRAK DAMN IT DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT TITWANK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HELL MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH CUNTBUCKET GOAT DICK BITCH INBRED MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS FUCKHEAD RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD DICKHEAD SHITE NIGNOG MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITE SHITBALLS SHITE GOD DAMN SHITFACE ASS HADJI BUGGER BATHING SUIT AREA PENIS CUM SPANK THE MONKEY PENISFUCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BEAVER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH BALL SACK NIGGER DAMNATION KAFFIR SHIT NIPPLES SHIT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BOLLOCKS BASTARD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS EMO DAMN IT CHOAD DOUCHING WANK HO SEX JIZZ CAMEL FUCKER CUNT GOD DAMN LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD PICKANINNY FEATURED DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD POMMIE DAMN KAFFIR CECIL JOHN RHODES BORDER HOPPER DICKHEAD SEX INCEST MASTURBATION GOBSHITE EPIDIDYMIS THONG TASTER SHIT HELL GOD DAMMIT TUBA CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER [expletive deleted] TRANNY HELLFIRE FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YOUR MOM MOTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD TURD ASSHAT FUCKFACE DAMN WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DICK FUCKTARD CUNTBUCKET TWAT BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE STEVE BALLMER ASSHOLE WANK HOMO FASHION BUG ASSCRACK BALL SACK RAT'S COCK NECROPHILIA HELL TITTIES ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU 30 CASES OF PICKLES ARSE FUCKWIT POMMIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BASTARD FUCKING FIRECROTCH LIMEY RAT'S COCK HENTAI SON OF A BITCH BASTARD BITCH REDSKIN ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK TAFFY TWAT DAMN WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS FELLATIO DAMNED TABERNACLE CUNTBUCKET YOU WANKER DICKHEAD BITCH TURD ASS SAND NIGGER PISS ARTIST HAIL SATAN! SHITHEAD FUCKFACE BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MOZILLA FIREFOX CLUSTERFUCK SHITE AY-AY-AY CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BRITNEY CHUFF FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FENCE JUMPER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH SHITE CHRIST OF TABERNACLE [Insert swear here] PAKI SPIC ASS LICKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOLLOCKS MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT OSCAR WILDE IS GAY BUTT-HOLE CUNT JESSE McCARTNEY CLEVELAND STEAMER LET'S SHIT LOGJAMMER BLOWJOB DAGO FRITZ BENSON SUCKS FUCKBAG FUCK NUGGET BITCH CUNT ASSHAT PISS OFF MY ASS JENKEM WANK STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKER HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! FUCKER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BOON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GOBSHITE OSTRICH MY ASS MACACA SAGGY TITS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DIRTY SANCHEZ GENITALIA CHIGGER FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER CUNT LOLCAT FUCK OFF GOD DAMN CLUSTERFUCK CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S COCK WANKER TITMOUSE JAP BULLSHIT CHIGGER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKBAG BITCH CRAPMUNCHER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NIGGER PISS OFF PISS DAMMIT SUCK A BIG DICK NECROPHILIA MALARKY ORGASM DOUCHE NAZI JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK TITWANK FUCK YOU DICK IN A BOX SHUT UP, MEG! O KURWA! GOBSHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOD DAMN PEEPEE CHOAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK ASSHAT TITWANK WANKER KIKE CRACKER BULLSHIT FRENCH TICKLER PISS BUKKAKE SEX SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAMN FUDGEPACKER PISS HELL FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB NIGNOG RANDY TRAVIS ASSHAT CLUSTERFUCK POO POO BLOWJOB PENIS ON A STICK DUNE COON INBRED HOMO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ORGASM CUNTBUCKET DUNE COON I DON'T HAVE AIDS I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS CUNTSWILLING DUMBASS GOD DAMN DONALD RUMSFELD FUCKTARD PENIS BULLCRAP WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? KIKE SON OF A BITCH FOUR-EYES REDSKIN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT PENIS ON A BUN FIRECROTCH BOB SAGET BASTARD FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO MOCKIE REDNECK PISS WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GIVING HEAD COCKSMOKER SEMEN TACO HONKY FUCK GRINGO RAGHEAD FUCK OFF ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! BASTARD LOLCAT FREEDOM OF SPEECH HELL HEAVEN HELLFUCKER FELLATIO POTTYMOUTH ASSFACE POLAK SHITFACE EXTRA LONG PENIS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE ANAL BUTT-HOLE GOBSHITE BANGKOK VENEREAL DISEASE JESSE McCARTNEY LET'S SHIT CUNNILINGUS SEX HORSE SHIT DAMN WANK JUMPING JESUS!!! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SEMEN ASSRAPING HOMO FUCKSTAIN DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! MAMA MIA MASTURBATION JERRY PEDOPHILIA MICK ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INBRED SEMPRINI IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LENS CRAFTERS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCKFUCKFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE ASS GOOK DICK CLIT HELL BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST GOATSE GENITALIA ORGASM SUCK MY COCK INBRED SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER CHOAD KISSER COON FIRECROTCH CUNT PUSSY PRICK SHITSKIN MACACA DUNE COON TWAT SHITTY CUNTBUCKET SHITFACE COCK NIGNOG PISS OFF SEX GOD DAMN CUNT ASSHAT KRAUT ASS PRICK BUNG-HOLE BASTARD FELLATIO FUCKING ASS CONDOMS BUGGER BLISTERING BARNACLES CUM BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS KNOBJOCKEY KAFFIR BUKKAKE ASS NIGGER FELLATIO ASS SHITHEAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS WANK STRAWBERRY ASS COLGATE JOHNNY ANAL FLYING RAT'S ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK DICK RUSTY TROMBONE ASS YOUR MOM ABORTIONS FOR ALL JACKASS SHIT LENS CRAFTERS TITTYWANK GARBAGE DAY! GENITALIA DONKEY DICK BITCH CLUSTERFUCK CLIT CHUFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CODEINE IS A QUEER and with the SHITFACE and his JOHN SMILEY FACE of girraffes in which PISS while reading about PRICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CAPTAIN CRUNCH also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCKFACE