Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU'JACKASS SHIT'KNOBJOCKEY'LET'S SHIT'WHORE'ASS'NIGGER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD look at the FUCKSTAIN talk page of this TURD article for notes or discussion before SHITSLINGING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or I AM CORNHOLIO! neurochemical FUCK disorder BALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FELCHMONKEY, sudden CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKER or BIRD IN THE HOUSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DIPSHIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DICKHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may RAGHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken ARSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TITS & DICKS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSFACE FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKING JUMP! utterFUCKance of socially BRUSH MA TEETH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COON television programs to address JACKASS Tourette's syndrome.

JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS Tourette's is BONER not to be DAMMIT confused with BULLSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves COON random RUSTY TROMBONE disorientation, culturally-FAGGOT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHOAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local NORTH KOREA language, FUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BUTTFUCKER GRINGO of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky WOP souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHMONKEY quantities SHITE of ANAL DIABETES JACKASS SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A JACK OFF Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The FUCKWIT Tourette's SOD Research Institute was DICKLICK founded to PISS ARTIST.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RUSTY TROMBONE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ORGASM article JACKASS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BASTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or OPINION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT CRAPPER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about YOU WANKER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of DICKLICK Tourrette's sufferers FIST FUCK swear. You can PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WOP TV, for always focusing on the BOB SAGET bad side of a terrible LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS thing.
• The main MASTURBATION symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MOZILLA FIREFOX involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN IT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIENER knee ASS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BITCH no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes QUEEF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCK school for POO POO BLOWJOB something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSFACE sufferers to become LOGJAMMER manically depressed and TITS & DICKS commit FUCKSTAIN suicide.
• There is no HOSER cure, and the ARSE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FLYING FUCK tics often have adverse FUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKFACE perodol" which caused my entire ASSCRACK body to go NIGGER TITS numb and GENITALIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the DEMOCRACY drug.

I am an active member of a PEARL NECKLACE tourette syndrome MOTHERFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DUMBASS the THONG TASTER public view of Tourettes as a "MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is TWAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PRICK sorry for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS "hi-jacking" your ANAL entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST this that really DONKEY DICK annoys me. I am working towards a SAND NIGGER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALL SACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUM, and making fun of a ARSEBADGERS horrible disorder is (not) GIVING HEAD funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your RAPE time.

Best BUKKAKE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT RIOTS Westerners show is not an TIBETAN BUDDHISM effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those STUDENT RIOTS countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust 1984 in countries BELGIUM leadership, those problems does not OPINION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your PRINCE PHILIP capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “DIMETHYL GLYCOL” Wen

P.S. DUMBASS Regards to Andrew CLUSTERFUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS reply

The REDSKIN bastard who wrote this article. You can BUTTFUCKER punch him if you DUMBASS want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass FOREIGN CURRENCY put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “CECIL JOHN RHODES” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DICKLICK saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my AUTOFELLATIO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FELCHMONKEY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSWIPE and BELGIUM playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CHICKEN FRIES BAND WITH 4 [EXPLETIVE] MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BAD MOTHERFUCKER HORSE! FELCHMONKEY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FELCHMONKEY'S HOUSE

How SHITE to PECKERHEAD cure WANKSPLAT the CUNTYMINTS Tourette's TURD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FRIG for I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! Tourette's GO COUNT YOUR DICK Syndrome FELLATIO is GOD DAMN following LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD these DAMN rules DYKE in SON OF A BITCH order:

• 1: Avoid EXTRA LONG PENIS immature MOTHERFUCKER little DIPSHIT kids,
• 2: Count to SHIT within DOODIE HEAD 10 JIGGABOOseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BUTTFUCKER KRAUT CLEVELAND STEAMER nor PISS OFF talk,
• 4: Tell DOG SHIT yourself you HADJI don't MOTHERFUCKER have FRITZ this BLOWJOB disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JERRY WITH NASTY CANNED QUOTE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S NAZI FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FELCHMONKEY last straw SHITFACE!

I fucking put NEGRO' my comment at the TOP OF THE POMMIE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHIT the TOP OF PIECE OF SHIT THIS KRAUT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be P'KANG offensive. O KURWA!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCK people who try SPANK THE MONKEY to battle RUSKIE'FEWMETS that tight-ass FUCKHEAD 17-year-DOG FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find AMERICA ONLINE it now, but someone said FUCKBAG' TONY LA RUSSA THIS IS A RARE SWEAR'COON on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JACKASS is a laughing BITCH matter. Plus there CHOAD was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on INJUN Uncyclopedia, there are PISSHOLE articles WANK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PIG stuff. So GOD DAMMIT that means SHITTY stop getting mad at the DOUCHE first part too and JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST talking about the ASSHAT letter that it's SHITTING DICK NIPPLES mocking (what ORGASM letter? I don't even know what SHITFUCKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian FUCKHEAD hi self SHIT even made a really GOD DAMMIT good point. "It's SHITFACE nothing more JACKASS SHIT from a head nod to a ASSHOLE knee tick". HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS. Which I'll add FUCK YOU onto I AM CORNHOLIO! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCKER suffer that BELLEND much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TIMBER NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS be, because if I were a MILF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RUSTY TROMBONE hilarious. If you WIENER Want facts, go on MOZILLA FIREFOX Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll WALRUS SHIT be offended, don't read CLUSTERFUCK the freaking MASTURBATION article anyway.

BOB SAGET I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCKSTAIN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! KRAUT SHIT CRAPMUNCHER ABO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASS LICKER

BIRD SHIT NIPPLES CHIGGER SUITCASE PENIS CRAPMUNCHER JERK OFF TITTYWANK DICKWAD CHINK FUCK HELL CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CUNTBUCKET BONER BOOBS FRENCH TICKLER RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BASTARD HELL FROG'S FAT ASS TUBA SOD INBRED JERRY CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD JACKASS FUCKING A LET'S SHIT COCK BUTTFUCKER ARSEBADGERS NIGGER TITS SON OF A BITCH DAMN ORGASM BITCH BAD MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI PISS WOMEN'S RIGHTS HENTAI ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS RAT'S ASS HOSER SCUMBAG RAPE SON OF A BITCH CUNT DICKHEAD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BLOWJOB DIPSHIT SEX BOOBS VAGINA FUCKSTAIN HELL JENKEM JIGGABOO TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK MILF FRIG GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNTYMINTS COCKSTUFFER MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DONKEY DICK SUCK A BIG DICK BITCH FUCK YOU FROG GYPSY PEEPEE DONGSHOVER SPICY CUNT FUCK HO LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FROG FRED PHELPS GIVING HEAD CARPET MUNCHER FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE DAMMIT SPIC CUNT SHITCUNTING SON OF A BITCH ASS FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD CONAN O'BRIAN PIECE OF SHIT BALL SACK FAGGOT RAPE MOTHERFUCKER SHITSLINGING BLOWJOB ASSHOLE ASS POO POO BLOWJOB DAMN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL STUDENT RIOTS SHIT LIKE A HORSE WILLY WONKA DAMN TITTYWANK ARSE BOOBS FUCKTARD BALLS CUNT PENISFUCK BULLSHIT CHICKEN SHIT RECTUM RAIDER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SAGGY TITS YOUR MOM PAKI YOU WANKER ASS CARPET MUNCHER ASS WANK SPUNK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COCKSMOKER BELGIUM DICKHEAD SPIC DAMMIT DIPSHIT [expletive deleted] GOD DAMN GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASS PUSSY MILF MONKEY'S UNCLE PISS FLAMING ASS BADGER SHIT CUNNILINGUS RAPE ASSCRACK PENIS ON A BUN FRENCH TICKLER BONER FUCKING MACACA DIPSHIT BRITNEY FLYING FUCK SHITFACE CUNTBUCKET GIVING HEAD HYPERINFLATION FUCK OFF BIRD SHIT SHITFACE FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE JACK OFF WOP PISS ARTIST BITCH PECKERHEAD FUCK TITTIES DOUCHEBAG DICKHEAD FAGGOT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITSKIN FAGGOT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD YOUR MOM CAMEL JOCKEY CLEMEN MASTURBATION DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SUITCASE PENIS SHUT UP, MEG! LAKE TITICACA GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS CHOAD DOG SHIT JERK OFF SCUMBAG CUNT CHOAD KISSER WANKER CUNT ASS BITCH GRIS TOSSER SHITBALLS FUCKWIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE FELLATIO BASTARD ASS PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER ASSHOLE ASSFACE DOG SHIT CLUSTERFUCK TAFFY TITS & DICKS ASSHAT PISS STRAWBERRY ASS FELLATIO GOD DAMMIT COON I WILL KILL YOU! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! BONER DICKHEAD [EXPLETIVE] SHITFUCKER REBECCA BLACK SHITSLINGING WANK VENEREAL DISEASE CAMEL JOCKEY WANK DICK CHICKEN HELL AY-AY-AY FUCKING WILLY WONKA MARY WHITEHOUSE BALL SACK PECKERHEAD SON OF A BITCH DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT INBRED SCUMBAG CUNTBUCKET CHING CHONG CHINK POWERSHIT DOUCHING FUCKWIT CANDY BITCH FUCKING A DIRTY SANCHEZ CAMEL JOCKEY ASSHAT FLYING FUCK BUGGER OFF GOBSHITE CAMEL FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCKHEAD RUSTY TROMBONE CLIT KIDDY FIDDLER SHITCOCK BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER INCEST DOT HEAD ASSFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! NIGGER TITS ASSFACE FUCKING CHIGGER SHITHEAD COCKSUCKER PISS OFF DIPSHIT DAMN RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN BULLSHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WOP CUNT BASTARD BOOBIES VAGINA JUSTIN BIEBER BUKKAKE HOMO PRICK WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? HELL BULLCRAP GENITALIA RAPE BULLSHIT FELLATIO BEAVER BLOWJOB BITCH SHITFUCKER BITCH MOLDY TITS CUNT CRAPPER HORSE PENIS BULLCRAP PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD CUNT FELLATIO FUCKTARD FUCKING CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITSKIN MOCKIE ARSE SCROTUM CHAV PEDOPHILIA OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKWIT FUCKWIT NIGGER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BASTARD GOD DAMMIT SEX MASTURBATION SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY GANGBANG FENCE JUMPER CUNT ARSE EMO I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE POLESMOKER ARSEBADGERS CHICKEN SHIT HELL TRANNY DOUCHE BRITNEY NIPPLES HITLER BLISTERING BARNACLES DAMN DAMN WALRUS SHIT FIRECROTCH BULLSHIT CUNT AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT QUEEF SHITE DICKWAD ASSWIPE MOTHERFUCKER PENISFUCK DAMN COCKSUCKER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH SHITFACE SHITTY SEX HOT GRITS POLESMOKER SHITE HONKY SHITTY SCROTUM BASTARD SHITTY POO POO BLOWJOB FUCKING ASSHAT PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT JERK OFF SHITBALLS ASSHOLE 666 JOHNNY FUCK CHOAD DIPSHIT FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT FUCK BULLSHIT BITCH MOTHERFUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF BUGGER OFF BUKKAKE CUM FELLATIO BONER CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN pen0r MONKEY BALLS PISSHOLE SEX BITCH SHITSKIN HELL FUCKING CHINK HELL VAGINA DARTH VADER PEARL NECKLACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASS FASCIST COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUNT CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING CRAPMUNCHER BITCH TOSSER TITS DICK IN A BOX TURD BIRD IN THE HOUSE NIHILISM HELL CUM FUCK YOU SEMEN POLACK DAMMIT RAT'S COCK DUMBASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DICKFACE FUCKHEAD TITTYWANK SHIT LIKE A HORSE YOUR MOM DAGO GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKTARD CONDOMS FLYING FUCK GENITALIA I WILL END YOU! DONKEY DICK DIRTY SANCHEZ WIGGER ORGASM CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH CUNNILINGUS PISS OFF DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMN CUNT FUCKTARD ASSHOLE PISS OFF FUCKHEAD GOD DAMMIT TURD JERRY BULLSHIT DAMN FUCKSTAIN CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN JERRY BALLS YOUR MOM PISS OFF MY ASS FUCK BLESSED DAMN SAINT YOUR MOM CUNT FUCKSTAIN SUGARTITS FUCK DIPSHIT RAT'S ASS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT POOPOO GOD DAMN JAP MALARKY WIENER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHITFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITSLINGING ARSE WANK HELL FAG HELLFIRE HELL POOPOO I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS REBECCA BLACK MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY D'OH PENIS CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE GOAT DICK VAGINA CUNT LAPPER HELL BALLS INBRED SAGGY TITS NEOPETS SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT COON DAMN DAMN DIPSHIT NIGGER TITS DUMBASS BALLS FUCKHEAD WANK MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT DOUCHE DAMN BOOBS NIGGER TITS NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK NIPPLES PEARL NECKLACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER DONGSHOVER POWERSHIT SLOPE YOU WANKER CHIGGER CUNT CUM BUTTFUCKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PAKI RUSKIE MONKEY SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NAZI CUNT ANAL FUCKWIT SHITBALLS MOTHERFUCKER SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY CRAPFUCKER LET'S SHIT SMEG SHIT BEAVER DICKWAD FUCKTARD SHITTY GRIS BOOBS GOOK COCK FLYING FUCK GO HOME AND DIE FUCKING BASEBALL CONAN O'BRIAN COCKGOBLIN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST DOUCHE NAZI JOHNNY PENIS PISS ARTIST DAGO FLAMING ASS BADGER BEAVER DIPSHIT TWAT RAT'S COCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HO DICKHEAD MALARKY SEMEN FUCKING COCKSUCKER WANK DAMN MOCCASINS FUCK YOU CHOAD KISSER BLUMPKIN 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FRAK PISS ARTIST CUNT BENSON SUCKS SEMPRINI FUCKTARD ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER BOOBS CRAPMUNCHER SHITCOCK PEDOPHILIA SEX COON BASTARD PISS UP MY ARSE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT PEARL NECKLACE JOHNNY JIGGABOO FUCKER DICKHEAD CUNT LOLLIPOPS TIT SPRINKLES GOOK I AM CORNHOLIO! TWAT POOPY SHITCUNTING DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITTY JUMPING JESUS!!! ASSRAPING COCKGOBLIN COMMUNIST DILDO CHICKEN SHIT CUNT MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE DONGSHOVER TWO-INCH PENIS FIST FUCK ANUSCAKE DIPSHIT NEGRO FLYING FUCK [expletive deleted] DICKFACE FRITZ CRAP ON A STICK SOD SPANK THE MONKEY CHICKEN SHIT WANKSPLAT FAG FUCKFACE PISS ARTIST KIKE TUBA BELGIUM MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SAGGY TITS KIKE JUSTIN BIEBER PIG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITE FLYING RAT'S ASS BONG GENITALIA KRAUT ICE CREAM COCK SCUMBAG PISS UP MY ARSE GOOK JUSTIN BIEBER TITTIES INJUN BUTT PIRATE DAMN HELL BOOBIES POMMIE GOD DAMN WEHATEMARIO LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TUBA WANK GOD DAMN JAP CUNTSWILLING HELL BULLSHIT CRAPPY BAD MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL WANK DAMN SON OF A BITCH TITS & DICKS ARSE SHITFACE BUGFUCK ASSHAT BASTARD JOHN ELWAY ASS LICKER FELCHING TRANNY OH SHI– KIDDY FIDDLER KNOBJOCKEY DAMN BOLLOCKS DOUCHING FROG TWAT FUCKHEAD PECKERHEAD SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST ASSHOLE DUMBASS BASTARD PUNANI BRITNEY HELL BITCH COCK BIGNOSE DUMBASS BASTARD TWAT O KURWA! FRAK JIZZ BLUE PENIS! TITS BUTTFUCKER SUCK MY COCK RAPE SHITTY SHITTY JACKASS SHIT HO BASTARD GRAPE PENIS PISS OFF ARSE BRITNEY FAG FRIG PISS ARTIST FRIG FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU SPIC FUCKING BOLLOCKS COCK FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE SEMEN LAKE TITICACA DIPSHIT SHITHEAD JUNGLE BUNNY WILLY WONKA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BUGFUCK CUNTBUCKET AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNTBUCKET FLYING FUCK TITTIES DOUCHEBAG ASS BUTT PIRATE SHIT PRICK CLIT SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITHEAD SHITE DAMN IT TITS MOCCASINS SUCK A BIG DICK FUCKHEAD FUCK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE HO SOD BRITNEY CAMEL JOCKEY NEOPETS HO MALARKY WILLY WONKA CONDOMS SHITFUCKER PORCH MONKEY MAMA MIA BITCH FUCK POLACK HO CUNT FUCK PISS ARTIST CUNT DICKFACE ASSRAPING TIT DIRT FUCK POLESMOKER FUCK OFF CUNNILINGUS JACK ABRAMOFF SHIT TOSSER MONKEY'S UNCLE SON OF A BITCH FUCK HONKY PEDOPHILIA BOLLOCKS JERK OFF BUTTFUCKER FRITZ SHITSLINGING ASSHOLE YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS COLGATE JACK OFF FRITZ BULLSHIT PAKI ASSHOLE GOD DAMN HENTAI POLESMOKER PEDOPHILIA JENKEM FUCKWIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JACK OFF SHITE FROG WALRUS SHIT NIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DOUCHETITS NIGGER ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLUMPKIN DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS ASS RAPE TIMBER NIGGER BOOBS YOU WANKER DIPSHIT YOU WANKER SACRAMENTO FUCK OFF FUCKING CAMEL JOCKEY WANKER DAMN IT DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING SHITFACE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SOD FUCKER ASSWIPE INBRED BULLSHIT PISS ARTIST SHITE SHITCOCK COCKGOBLIN BOOBIES WANKSPLAT DIPSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DIPSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BORDER HOPPER INBRED BUGGER INCEST NEOPETS SACRAMENTO GOD DAMMIT PORCH MONKEY FUCK FLYING FUCK DAMN DAMN DONKEY PUNCHER GARBAGE DAY! BUKKAKE FUCKWIT PORCH MONKEY BATMAN & ROBIN PUSSY ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT ARSEBADGERS YOU WANKER FUCKTARD JERK OFF FUCKBAG VANDALISM IS COOL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHITPISSER CAMEL JOCKEY HELL DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER GOBSHITE FUCKTARD PIG BOOBIES BASTARD JOHNNY HELL TITS FUCKING FUCK A DUCK DICKFACE DAMN SHITFUCKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT BALLS NAZI JUSTIN BIEBER CUNT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BASTARD COCK SHIT JERRY BASTARD CUNT GYPSY SOD OFF ASSWIPE ABO SEX INBRED JAP BASTARD BALLS CUNT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKFACE WILLY WONKA QUEEF GOD DAMMIT SHIT ASSCRACK CC PLZ MAMA MIA STEVE BALLMER DAMN IT FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH BUKKAKE SMEG SCUMBAG CUNT LAPPER BEAVER COCK FEATURED BOYCOTT VIACOM! HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SPIC MARY WHITEHOUSE NAZI WALRUS SHIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DICKWAD HENTAI ASSHAT FUCKFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNNILINGUS CHUFF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA [EXPLETIVE] POMMIE FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN SHIT CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PISS OFF YOU WANKER HELL SHITSLIDE WANK DUMBASS [Insert silly non-swear here] FELLATIO HELL FELLATIO WETBACK JESSE McCARTNEY KIKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TWAT DAMN DICKWAD DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BEANER DICKHEAD DICKHEAD LIMEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKHEAD VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BITCH BLOWJOB HOSER POLACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFACE TIT SPRINKLES JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FLYING FUCK GOOK JERRY FRED PHELPS EPIDIDYMIS FUCKING FELLATIO SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY RAPE SHITFACE FUCKING PECKERHEAD YID SEX FUCKTARD FRAK HORSE PENIS CHIGGER FUCKING DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DIPSHIT WANK SHIT FENCE JUMPER FUCKWIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS INJUN BRITNEY FUCKHEAD WANK DAMN SCUMBAG PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER SCUMBUCKET GENITALIA BITCH pen0r DAMN FUCKER JOHN ELWAY MOTHERFUCKER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

GENITALIA WALRUS SHIT HEIL HITLER! PISS DAMN DICKHEAD FUCK OFF HUMAN RIGHTS SHITFACE DICK CHICKEN CHINK BIGNOSE MALARKY FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WANK TIMBER NIGGER OLD CHRIST OF A WIGGER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FELLATIO and with the CHICKEN FRIES and his ASSWIPE of girraffes in which SHITE while reading about TURD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See NIGGER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• HOT GRITS