Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PRICK'JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK'FAG'SHIT'SHITBALLS'CHAV'HELL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCK neurochemical FUCK disorder FAGGOT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITTY, sudden SHITHEAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CLUSTERFUCK or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated LAKE TITICACA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSHAT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TWISTY VAGINA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PAKI MOCCASINS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN IT utterFUCKance of socially BUGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST television programs to address CHAV Tourette's syndrome.

PENIS ON A STICK Tourette's is SHIT not to be NEGRO confused with NIPPLES Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PISS OFF MY ASS random DAMN disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LET'S SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICKFACE language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CAUCASIANS ASSHAT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN souvenir shoppes and massive WOP quantities FIRECROTCH of ANAL DIABETES CUNTRAG garbage.

Darnit.

A PEARL NECKLACE Polite Note to the ANAL DIABETES Author:

The BIGNOSE Tourette's TIMBER NIGGER Research Institute was EUROIPODS founded to POMMIE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MOCKIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article GO COUNT YOUR DICK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FUCKTARD I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HELLFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PORCUPINE'S BALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of COCKGOBLIN Tourrette's sufferers CRAPMUNCHER swear. You can PISSHOLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHITE TV, for always focusing on the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT bad side of a terrible PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS thing.
• The main DICK IN A BOX symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HONKY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PUSSY' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUNG-HOLE knee CUNTSWILLING NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FELCHING school for FUCKTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHICKEN SHIT sufferers to become BASTARD manically depressed and POTTYMOUTH commit GOD DAMMIT suicide.
• There is no WANK cure, and the DUMBASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASSFACE tics often have adverse JAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANK perodol" which caused my entire CRAPMUNCHER body to go ANAL DIABETES numb and RUSTY TROMBONE basically made it NIGGA! worse than BOOBS it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome HELLFUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WANK the BENSON SUCKS public view of Tourettes as a "WIENER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RUSKIE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK OFF sorry for CONSENSUS "hi-jacking" your 666 entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANK this that really TWAT annoys me. I am working towards a SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GOAT DICK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be INJUN, and making fun of a JACK OFF horrible disorder is (not) SHITE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your TWISTY VAGINA time.

Best FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “HEIL HITLER!” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHT WING reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are POISON IN BABY FORMULA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT RIOTS degenerate capitalist culture in those FREEDOM OF SPEECH countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PANCHEN LAMA in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TAIWAN byproduct of your POISON IN BABY FORMULA capitalist society ELECTION.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew FUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The GRIS bastard who wrote this article. You can CHICKEN SHIT punch him if you ANAL DIABETES want to.

As a I CAN AFFORD FOOD Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I CAN AFFORD FOOD put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CONDOMS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD DAMN saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une DAMNED TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SHITTY Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK OFF and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JIZZ music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) EPIDIDYMIS BAND WITH 4 FUCKFACE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A BALL SACK HORSE! SHITTY IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITTY'S HOUSE

How FEMADOM to DOUCHE NAZI cure SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the FUCK OFF Tourette's BUTTFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for POLACK Tourette's PUSSY Syndrome NAZI is ARSEBADGERS following FEMADOM these GOBSHITE rules WANKSPLAT in CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR order:

• 1: Avoid FLYING RAT'S ASS immature CHENEY little SHITE kids,
• 2: Count to CUNTRAG within FLYING RAT'S ASS 10 CLEAN DRINKING WATERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PEARL NECKLACE IN SACREMENT FIST FUCK nor BIGNOSE talk,
• 4: Tell GYPSY yourself you FROG'S FAT ASS don't HADJI have CUNT this BASTARD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN IT WITH NASTY THIS IS A RARE SWEAR DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SHITTY last straw GRINGO!

I fucking put TOTAL' my comment at the TOP OF THE PEDOPHILIA PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLEVELAND STEAMER the TOP OF PORCUPINE'S BALLS THIS WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CHOAD offensive. DAMN. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to KIKE people who try SUCK MY DICK to battle TAMPONS'TWAT that tight-ass GOD DAMMIT 17-year-CRACKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BONER it now, but someone said FUCKING' DONKEY DICK SUCK MY COCK'JOHN SMILEY FACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKFACE is a laughing LAKE TITICACA matter. Plus there BOOBIES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SON OF A BITCH Uncyclopedia, there are EMO articles MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So SUGARTITS that means PRICK stop getting mad at the SHITSLIDE first part too and TITS talking about the DAMN letter that it's HONKY mocking (what GO HOME AND DIE letter? I don't even know what FUDGEPACKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian PISSHOLE hi self VAGINA even made a really MASTURBATION good point. "It's BEAVER nothing more KRAUT from a head nod to a YOU WANKER knee tick". ASSHOLE. Which I'll add FUCKER onto ASSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSWIPE suffer that JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SONNY BILL WILLIAMS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITSLINGING be, because if I were a P'KANG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you JACKASS Want facts, go on BUGFUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PRICK be offended, don't read RAPE the freaking I'LL RAPE YOU article anyway.

FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA DONKEY DICK FUCKSTAIN POWERSHIT PAKI FUCKING JUMP! DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS BUKKAKE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT

BUGFUCK TRANNY TWAT ASSHOLE JERK OFF SPANK THE MONKEY SEX COON JACKASS FUCKHEAD DUMBASS FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHIGGER NICARAGUA WHORE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! RAT'S COCK COCK HO YOGHURT CANNON SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DICK IN A BOX MOCKIE COCK FUCKING BASEBALL DAMN IT CUM AUTOFELLATIO BALL SACK DAMN FUCKING JUMP! POO POO BLOWJOB MOCCASINS ASSCRACK FUCK NUGGET TITTYWANK JAP DYKE LIMEY HOSER PISS OFF NIGGER NIGGER ASSWIPE PEARL NECKLACE DONALD RUMSFELD BALLS WALRUS SHIT SHITFACE PISSHOLE SUCK MY COCK ABO JAP MAMA MIA BOOBS PORCH MONKEY BITCH FUCKER MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS O CANADA MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKLICK POO POO BLOWJOB DOUCHEBAG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GOD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK ASS JENKEM FUCKING WILLY WONKA DICK GRINGO RAPE CONDOMS DONKEY DICK DICKFACE CHENEY DIPSHIT PENISFUCK MILF PISS OFF WIGGER SHIT SHITBALLS TITS TIT DIRT FELLATIO BUTT PIRATE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SHITFUCKER NEOPETS CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKTARD NICARAGUA MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK OFF ARSE NAZI HELL SHIT CUNT ASSWIPE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK TWAT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WIENER FLYING FUCK FUCKWIT BOLLOCKS DICK POLAK SUCK MY DICK FRITZ DAMN FUCKWIT CAMEL JOCKEY ASS FASCIST FUCKHEAD BALL SACK PUNANI SHITBALLS GOD DAMMIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER JOHN SMILEY FACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JERRY SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER SHITTY CLEMEN FAGGOT BEAVER VAGINA NECROPHILIA CUNTYMINTS POLAK CHOAD PISS FUCKFACE ORGASM SOD GOD BLESS AMERICA SCUMBAG HIV NEGATIVE P'KANG CAMEL JOCKEY PUNANI COMMUNISM IS STUPID FUCK YOU BITCH WANKER CHINK GOBSHITE FELCHING BIRD IN THE HOUSE O CANADA SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SUCK MY DICK DICKFACE CUNTSWILLING TITTIES CUNNILINGUS GRIS FUCKSTAIN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DICKHEAD DEVELOPERS! GOD DAMMIT PRICK ARSE BOOBIES SHITFACE TITTIES BASTARD POTTYMOUTH DICK CHICKEN LIMEY MARGARET THATCHER AUTOFELLATIO SHITSLINGING FUCK FUCKING MAMA MIA INBRED BOOBIES CUNT TACO YOUR MOM CHAV CUNT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS DAMN ASSCRACK ASSFACE DICKFACE FUCK SHITSKIN PENIS FUCKING A FUCKFACE CAMEL JOCKEY CUNT [expletive deleted] COCK BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMMIT TITS SHITBALLS DICKFACE RAT'S ASS MALL SANTA ASS DICKFACE GENITALIA FUCKBAG COCKSMOKER INCEST DICKLICK CROTCH CLUSTERFUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY WIENER BOOBIES CUNT CARPET MUNCHER DONGSHOVER TWAT SPANK THE MONKEY HELL FLYING FUCK KAFFIR PORCH MONKEY BASTARD DICK CHICKEN FUDGEPACKER BRITNEY BIRD SHIT BALL SACK DOUCHE SUCK MY DICK CARPET MUNCHER GARBAGE DAY! POLAK BALLS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS BITCH BITCH BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BIRD SHIT CHOAD DIPSHIT BASTARD SHITSLIDE PISS PENIS ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BONER BOOBS BIGNOSE BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE BELLEND EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SMEG SHITE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS HENTAI DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG ASSHOLE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHIGGER PISSHOLE FLYING FUCK BITCH SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? FUCKFACE WANK BUKKAKE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! JUMPING JESUS!!! CLIT CARPET MUNCHER SHITSLINGING HONKY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE KAFFIR FELCHING BATHING SUIT AREA RAGHEAD PISS ARTIST CUNT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK COCKSTUFFER NAZI ASS FUCKING JACKASS BALL SACK RAGHEAD CUNNILINGUS BITCH BASTARD FUCKSTAIN HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK ASSHAT RUSKIE GOBSHITE NEGRO MASTURBATION FUCK YOU GIVING HEAD GANGBANG DUMBASS TURD SHITE CONAN O'BRIAN BOOBS DAMN CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST HOT GRITS SEMEN ASSCRACK MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK TWAT DIPSHIT SHAKOPEE BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DOUCHE NAZI JAP MASTURBATION SAGGY TITS POLAK QUEEF KIKE INCEST DOG SHIT DAMN POLESMOKER FELLATIO ASSHAT SHAKOPEE RUSKIE ASSFACE CUNT COLGATE TAMPONS FUCKHEAD SHITE ALEX TREBEK DARTH VADER BULLSHIT CHIGGER WIENER PEDOPHILIA INBRED COMMUNIST DILDO DONKEY PUNCHER SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT NIPPLES POMMIE DONALD RUMSFELD BLOWJOB TITTYWANK HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! JACK OFF FUCKER ASS GOD DAMN SHITHEAD FUCK OFF ASSCRACK DUNE COON FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BASTARD DICK TITS TIMBER NIGGER HELLFIRE JUSTIN BIEBER HO FUCK YOU I WILL END YOU! RAT'S ASS CHICKEN SHIT WIKIPEDIA NAZI FEMADOM BUGGER OFF HOSER CHOAD RICK MORANIS TWAT DIPSHIT HADJI FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MONKEY BALLS JENKEM PIGFUCKER CHOAD CUNTRAG FUCK OFF SIGMUND FREUD JACKASS BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE WEHATEMARIO FOOTBALL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOG FUCKER DICKFACE SHITCOCK NAZI CHICKEN FRIES SHITE FUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON NIGNOG DICK TITS CHINK O KURWA! FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN NIPPLES DICKHEAD DILDO INBRED NORTH KOREA ORGASM CHOAD CUNT ASSHOLE KIDDY FIDDLER I WILL KILL YOU! DOUCHING GARBAGE DAY! HOMO WANK PASTURE I WILL END YOU! MOSES TWAT DAMN IT BATMAN & ROBIN HELL DAGO SHIT CUNTYMINTS CARPET MUNCHER STRAWBERRY ASS FUCKSTAIN TESTICLE CHOKE ANAL DIABETES JACKASS SHIT DAMN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA GOAT DICK FUCK MOCCASINS FUCK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WANK FUCK CUNT JAP NECROPHILIA BITCH FUCKSTAIN PIG GOD DAMMIT DIPSHIT SHIT MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DICKLICK SHITSLINGING DOUGHNUT PUNCHER POLACK [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] POLESMOKER JACKASS GOD DAMMIT WANK FUCKER CUM TITS PECKERHEAD PUSSYLICKER FOREIGN CURRENCY BIGNOSE CHRISTIANITY FUCK OFF VAGINA BITCH I WILL END YOU! TOTAL WANK CLEMEN VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN IT CHICKEN SHIT BUTT PIRATE HADJI FUCKER POMMIE BITCH GOBSHITE NIGGER ASSFACE HELL SPANK THE MONKEY BITCH TITMOUSE TOURETTE'S IS FUN DAMMIT RIGHT WING SHITFACE DICKHEAD CRACKER CRAPMUNCHER PISS ARTIST FUCKING ASSHOLE CLEMEN FUCK CARPET MUNCHER MOCCASINS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WANKER BOB SAGET THONG TASTER BUTT PIRATE JIGGABOO DIRTY SANCHEZ SIGMUND FREUD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BIGNOSE AUTOFELLATIO P'KANG GRINGO ASS GENITALIA HITLER ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SLOPE BULLSHIT NI CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR BALL SACK YOU WANKER HITLER ASSRAMMER RAGHEAD CLEMEN YOU WANKER FUCKFACE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SEX BASTARD BITCH MONKEY SHIT ARSEBADGERS CHOAD KISSER DAMN GYPSY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK SHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNT SHITE POOPOO MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF WANKER JIGGABOO TITS & DICKS BUGGER BITCH DOG SHIT HONKY FROG'S FAT ASS TITTYWANK BULLCRAP D'OH DAMN CHOAD FUCK YOU DAMMIT ASSFACE RAT'S ASS SHITTY DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS FENCE JUMPER DAMN DOUCHETITS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHITE CTHULHU FHTAGN SEX PUSSY DAMN SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH ASSRAPING DAGO CAMEL FUCKER FUCKHEAD CUNT JIGGABOO SHITE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKWIT FRENCH TICKLER FENCE JUMPER GO HOME AND DIE HADJI MONKEY SHIT FUCKSTAIN BOOBS WANK BEAVER NIGGER ASSBANDIT DICKHEAD RAPE CUNT JAP PIECE OF SHIT BITCH CAMEL FUCKER CUNT HORSE SHIT DONKEY DICK FIST FUCK FUCKSTAIN KAFFIR CUNT JACKASS KRAUT CLEVELAND STEAMER TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER ABO BITCH BOOBS FROG'S FAT ASS YUKY DOODY PENIS FUCKER NIGNOG CUNT CUNT TENTACLE RAPE BASTARD BASTARD WINDOWS VISTA ASSWIPE BRITNEY WANK CC PLZ FUCK BITCH FUCKSTAIN FELCHMONKEY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BUTTFUCKER SHITTY DAMN SEX HELL FUCK OFF BASTARD CUM SUCK MY COCK CRAPFUCKER MONKEY SHIT HOSER ORGASM CLEVELAND STEAMER GRAPE PENIS CHICKEN SHIT CUNT CRAPPER COON PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS JUSTIN BIEBER IT'S OVER 9000! TWAT NIGNOG BULLCRAP SHITSLINGING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Insert swear here] SUCK A BIG DICK GO HOME AND DIE LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS MOCCASINS DOUCHING LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK A DUCK DICK JUSTIN BIEBER COCKSUCKER DICKFACE PISS OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE GOD DAMN KRAUT BUGFUCK CHUFF FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK COCK FUCKSTAIN SHITTY PUSSY TITS PISS ARTIST BOON ASSHAT CLEMEN SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA RICK MORANIS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FELCHMONKEY FRENCH TICKLER CUNT I AM CORNHOLIO! DONKEY PUNCHER PICKANINNY INBRED GOD DAMN ASSWIPE TIMBER NIGGER ORGASM SHIT DAMN SHITFACE DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT SHITFACE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKWIT RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER POLESMOKER DAMN DOUCHE NAZI FUCK YOU DUNE COON DAMN ASSCRACK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITFUCKER REDNECK TIT DIRT CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF POLAK HADJI SHITTY COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK SON OF A BITCH PORCH MONKEY URINE-GARGLING O KURWA! PENIS QUEEF INJUN FLYING FUCK CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE CRACKER FUCK OFF TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! HELL LOGJAMMER SHIT FUCKING JUMP! JAP WIGGER NAZI SEMEN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHICKEN SHIT NEGRO DUNE COON FLYING FUCK NIPPLES GOD DAMN BUTT PIRATE HEIL HITLER! FUDGEPACKER CUNT DAMN INBRED COCK SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAPMUNCHER BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER BEANER PEARL NECKLACE FAGGOT CUNT GO COUNT YOUR DICK WHITE PEOPLE FUCK DICKHEAD CLIT FUCK GARBAGE DAY! DONKEY DICK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNT CUNT KRAUT CHENEY HADJI JERK OFF ASSHAT SPANK THE MONKEY SHITCOCK REBECCA BLACK RAT'S COCK DAMN BUTT PIRATE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT KAFFIR RANDY TRAVIS SUCK MY COCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES CAMEL JOCKEY MOTHERFUCKER MONKEY SHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FAGGOT GOD DAMN BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK OFF CRACKER NIGNOG YOU WANKER AMERICA ONLINE I LIKE SCHOOL BITCH CHOLERA IS FUN! CRAP ON A STICK BLOWJOB SHIT BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BRITNEY CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS HELL SHITFACE FELLATIO SEX HO GIVING HEAD DICKFACE LUV ASSHAT SON OF A BITCH POMMIE FUCKHEAD WIGGER FELCHING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER CARPET MUNCHER BASTARD FUCKING A CRACKER DIPSHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DIPSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE WETBACK ARSE DUMBASS GANGBANG DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE I WILL KILL YOU! KRAUT ASS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICK CHICKEN ASS FASCIST HELLFIRE GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK OFF BUKKAKE SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER ASSRAPING DUNE COON COON STEVE BALLMER DONKEY PUNCHER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR LONGCAT IS LONG PIECE OF SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA TRANNY DAMN BASTARD PENIS DAMN PIGFUCKER BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO RAT'S COCK BUTT-HEAD BONER PISS ARTIST SHITHEAD MUGABE'S MOMMA FUCKING SHITFACE ASSHAT HITLER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SHITE POMMIE GANGBANG ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BUGGER OFF BASTARD SACRAMENTO TAFFY BUTTFUCKER Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASS LICKER and with the SHITFACE and his PUNANI of girraffes in which MOTHERFUCKER while reading about DAGO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DUMBASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• INCEST