Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's WANK'GIVING HEAD'PENISPENISPENIS!!!'CRAPFUCKER'WIENER'Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!!'LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a SHITTY look at the SHIT talk page of this NIGGER article for notes or discussion before WANKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FENCE JUMPER neurochemical FUCK disorder COCKSHITTER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid HELL, sudden HELL m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BITCH or DICKHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly KAFFIR in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated MOTHERFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TITS & DICKS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASSBANDIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TACO GOD BLESS AMERICA words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous OSTRICH MY ASS utterFUCKance of socially FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SEX television programs to address HO Tourette's syndrome.

FAG Tourette's is HELLFIRE not to be FRAK confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FUCKING A random SHITFUCKER disorientation, culturally-FRIG-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BASKETBALL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DICK IN A BOX language, BITCH and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MOTHERFUCKER TENTACLE RAPE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST souvenir shoppes and massive AY-AY-AY quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A WOP Polite Note to the SHITE Author:

The COCKSUCKER Tourette's FUCKING Research Institute was HOSER founded to MOTHERFUCKER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have WIENER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITTING DICK NIPPLES article OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BITCH changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YID.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DYKE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASSWIPE Tourrette's sufferers SHIT swear. You can DILDO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame NIPPLES TV, for always focusing on the INCEST bad side of a terrible FUCKING thing.
• The main SHITE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CLUSTERFUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PENISFUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FROG knee DAMN NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLEVELAND STEAMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes COCKSMOKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICKFACE school for Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFACE sufferers to become NIPPLES manically depressed and CONDOMS commit WANK suicide.
• There is no CLEMEN cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to, "calm" the BONER tics often have adverse TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE perodol" which caused my entire TIMBER NIGGER body to go MOZILLA FIREFOX numb and FAGGOT basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKHEAD it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a ASSHAT tourette syndrome PISS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BUKKAKE the DAMN public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is JACKASS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCK sorry for RUSTY TROMBONE "hi-jacking" your COCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like COCKGOBLIN this that really BUNG-HOLE annoys me. I am working towards a PEARL NECKLACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FRIG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITE, and making fun of a ASSWIPE horrible disorder is (not) BAT FUCK INSANE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FEMADOM time.

Best SHITBALLS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCK YOU” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an PROXY SITES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of FALUN GONG degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing COMMUNISM IS STUPID right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust OPINION in countries RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not BUDDHISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a ELECTION byproduct of your UIGURS capitalist society MINORITIES.

Li Chiang “STUDENT RIOTS” Wen

P.S. FUCK YOU Regards to Andrew DICKHEAD Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply

The CLUSTERFUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can INBRED punch him if you INBRED want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough I CAN AFFORD FOOD problems in this UNITED KINGDOM country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la HUEY P. NEWTON grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the GOD BLESS AMERICA saint name of our OLD CHRIST OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my DAGO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine HELL Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSWIPE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTRAG BAND WITH 4 INCEST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOT HEAD HORSE! HELL IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO HELL'S HOUSE

How HELL to FUCK cure SHITSKIN the LOGJAMMER Tourette's TAMPON IN MY ASS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WANK for MONKEY'S UNCLE Tourette's DAMN Syndrome FUCK is BONER following ART METAL PRODUCTS these PUSSY rules GOATSE in HELLFUCKER order:

• 1: Avoid CHICKEN SHIT immature BOOBS little CAMEL JOCKEY kids,
• 2: Count to WANK within CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A 10 DUMBASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PISSHOLE KAFFIR nor FUCKER talk,
• 4: Tell CAPTAIN CRUNCH yourself you PEARL NECKLACE don't TITTIES have DOT HEAD this BALLS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WITH NASTY SHITE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WHORE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the HELL last straw PISS ARTIST!

I fucking put DUMBASS' my comment at the TOP OF THE DAMN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSBANDIT the TOP OF WARNER MUSIC GROUP THIS ORGASM ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WANK offensive. NECROPHILIA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try BUGFUCK to battle PISS'JAP that tight-ass NI 17-year-STRAWBERRY ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCKER it now, but someone said SHITTY' AMERICA ONLINE ASS'TITS & DICKS on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITHEAD is a laughing AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are FAGGOT articles OLD CHRIST OF A about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCK stuff. So ASS that means NIGGER stop getting mad at the TOWELHEAD first part too and NI talking about the FUCK letter that it's CUNT mocking (what TOSSER letter? I don't even know what ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian FAG hi self NIGNOG even made a really IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD good point. "It's PRICK nothing more JACKASS from a head nod to a DAMN knee tick". DILDO. Which I'll add ASS onto SPUNK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SONNY BILL WILLIAMS suffer that BUTT-HOLE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WARNER MUSIC GROUP it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! be, because if I were a TOURETTE'S SYNDROME Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WILLY WONKA hilarious. If you MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! Want facts, go on PISS OFF MY ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll GIVING HEAD be offended, don't read WANKSPLAT the freaking TITS article anyway.

CHOAD FLYING FUCK CUNT DICK CHICKEN CUNTBUCKET SHIT CRAP PEARL NECKLACE YID CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

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BASTARD BASTARD DICKFACE DUMBASS DAMN JENKEM MASTURBATION BITCH DICK CHICKEN PISS ARTIST SHITE FOUR-EYES FUCK WIKIPEDIA CUNT PENIS FUCK OFF SHIT WINDOWS VISTA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKSTAIN PISSHOLE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK YOU WANKER FUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WIGGER SHITCOCK DOUCHING CLUSTERFUCK DONKEY PUNCHER JERK OFF JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS CUNT MILF FUCKWIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JERK OFF CUNTBUCKET BUGFUCK DIPSHIT BOYCOTT VIACOM! ANAL STEVE BALLMER SON OF A BITCH ARSE FUCK NUGGET LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH FUCKWIT CUM CAMEL JOCKEY GO HOME AND DIE BITCH POOPY COCK JENKEM YOU WANKER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN SHIT REDSKIN PUSSY I'LL RAPE YOU SAGGY TITS WIKIPEDIA RICK MORANIS COON SEMEN DONKEY PUNCHER POLACK FUCK YOU BUTTFUCKER pen0r [EXPLETIVE] HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CRAP FUCKTARD FAGGOT ASSCRACK CHICKEN FRIES EPIDIDYMIS WANK ARSE BUNG-HOLE ASSCRACK COCKSUCKER SHITHEAD INCEST JACK OFF ASSHAT TUBA WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! 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CLIT WALRUS SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER YID FELLATIO JACKASS MILF BULLSHIT CROTCH OH SHI– SHITFUCKER SAGGY TITS HELL HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD TITS BELGIUM GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOT HEAD VENEREAL DISEASE SHITFUCKER SHITFACE HONKY CLUSTERFUCK ALF DUNE COON NECROPHILIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICK CHICKEN FUCKING A DAMN FUCKSTAIN MARGARET THATCHER NORTH KOREA HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHAT VAGINA SHITSLINGING CLUSTERFUCK HELL DAMN SPUNK POLACK YOU WANKER JOHNNY TITWANK DICK GOD DAMMIT EARS OF CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT TACO GENITALIA HELL BITCH ASSHOLE FUCK WOP KNOBJOCKEY ASSFACE BULLSHIT SHITSLIDE DUMBASS DAMN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH YOGHURT CANNON FOUR-EYES FAG IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FAG SCROTUM AMERICA ONLINE I WILL KILL YOU! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE NECROPHILIA ASS BOON TWAT INCEST CUNTYMINTS FASHION BUG FUCKSTAIN BUKKAKE YOU WANKER SIGMUND FREUD GOD DAMMIT DICKFACE JIGGABOO SLOPE ASS PISSHOLE CUM BULLSHIT DICK FUCK FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT MONKEY BALLS FLYING FUCK NORTH KOREA BUTT-HEAD WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CHRISTHUMPER BOOBS BEAVER PENIS DICKLICK FRIG FROG SHITSKIN GOD DAMN CUNTRAG RAPE WETBACK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUNNILINGUS JACKASS DOUCHETITS RAPE MALL SANTA SHITE GOOK DOG SHIT GOD DAMN CUNT ASS COCK MOZILLA FIREFOX NEOPETS I WILL KILL YOU! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! FUCK TITMOUSE JOHNNY RAT'S ASS CONDOMS SPIC SHITFACE BAD MOTHERFUCKER TITS HEIL HITLER! FROG'S FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER DAMN DANDELIONS NIGGER TITS MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD PUSSY SEX BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKHEAD INBRED GRUE RAPE DEVELOPERS! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT HELL BLOWJOB SHITE GOOK ANAL DIABETES MASTURBATION HOSER ASS DALAI LAMA ASS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASS INBRED SHITFACE DILDO ASS TWAT ANAL DIABETES WIGGER HAIL SATAN! WINDOWS VISTA GIVING HEAD SHIT I WILL END YOU! CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CLUSTERFUCK CHICKEN SHIT SOD FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BITCH BUGGER OFF SHITFACE GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PEARL NECKLACE WIENER CUNT ASS KNOBJOCKEY [expletive deleted] I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST MONKEY SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKSTAIN JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN JERK OFF NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCK DICK SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT SUCK MY COCK FUCKFACE JERK OFF RAGHEAD ABO DOUCHE NEGRO BULLSHIT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink OSTRICH MY ASS FAG CUNTBUCKET SHITE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL PISS CLEMEN FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT PENISPENISPENIS!!! JACK OFF AMERICA ONLINE JACK OFF CUNT DIPSHIT SHITFUCKER CHENEY ANAL PIG DONALD RUMSFELD BOOBIES HOSER COON DOUCHEBAG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIPSHIT BAT FUCK INSANE BONER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DICK IN A BOX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK A DUCK LOLCAT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT BOLLOCKS O CANADA JIZZ OPINION FUCKSTAIN ANAL PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD CAPTAIN CRUNCH JACK ABRAMOFF COCKSMOKER DICKFACE PISS TIMBER NIGGER DOUCHE NAZI DILDO BITCH NORTH KOREA FELCHING BOOBS JUNGLE BUNNY FUCK NIGGER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOGHURT CANNON FUCKFACE DOUCHE ASS SUITCASE PENIS BASTARD CRAPFUCKER SHITFACE PUSSY SHITE JACKASS SHIT SHITSLIDE SHITFACE POLACK BOON CONDOMS TIT DIRT ASS NIGGER JACK ABRAMOFF DAMN PISS ARTIST SUCK MY DICK CHICKEN SHIT CARPET MUNCHER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COLGATE and with the SPIC and his LENS CRAFTERS of girraffes in which ASSFACE while reading about BALLS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TACO