Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JIZZ'FUCKING JUMP!'MARGARET THATCHER'HOSER'FUCKER'[Insert silly non-swear here]'ASS LICKER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKTARD look at the BALL SACK talk page of this ASS article for notes or discussion before EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MASTURBATION neurochemical FUCK disorder BULLCRAP characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RUSTY TROMBONE, sudden SIGMUND FREUD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements [EXPLETIVE] or CAUCASIANS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CRAP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken QUEEF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FEWMETS INJUN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAPE utterFUCKance of socially NAZI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT television programs to address I WILL KILL YOU! Tourette's syndrome.

CUNTRAG Tourette's is CAMEL JOCKEY not to be TITWANK confused with FUCKHEAD Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying GOD DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GOD DAMN random FUCK disorientation, culturally-BUTT PIRATE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITHEAD language, MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITSLINGING CHOAD KISSER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive LOLCAT quantities HOMO of ANAL DIABETES PORCH MONKEY garbage.

Darnit.

A PISS OFF Polite Note to the DONKEY PUNCHER Author:

The KIDDY FIDDLER Tourette's MOZILLA FIREFOX Research Institute was NIPPLES founded to WIKIPEDIA.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RAT'S COCK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your GOOK article LIMEY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about WIENER Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BOOBIES Tourrette's sufferers MOCCASINS swear. You can FUCK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRITZ TV, for always focusing on the CONDOMS bad side of a terrible PRICK thing.
• The main FUCKING JUMP! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SEMEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FUCKTARD' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHUFF knee JACK OFF NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DUNE COON cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITSLINGING school for MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SHITFUCKER sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and DOUCHETITS commit CHICKEN SHIT suicide.
• There is no ASSHOLE cure, and the FUCKHEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUNT tics often have adverse FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKSTAIN perodol" which caused my entire JOHN ELWAY body to go JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST numb and DIPSHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than GRINGO it is without the FUCKING drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome PUNANI association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MALARKY the BANGKOK public view of Tourettes as a "SHITFUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is RAPE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKTARD sorry for ASSHAT "hi-jacking" your CONDOMS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BALL SACK this that really ASS annoys me. I am working towards a BOLLOCKS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITPISSER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TWAT, and making fun of a REBECCA BLACK horrible disorder is (not) PRICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FRAK time.

Best CHENEY regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “GANGBANG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIGHTS reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOOGLE Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those MONGOLIANS countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries UIGURS leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” Wen

P.S. ASSHAT Regards to Andrew COCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The EMO bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHOLE punch him if you ASS LICKER want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “DEMOCRACY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKSTAIN saint name of our SACRED Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BULLSHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your SACRED soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RUSTY TROMBONE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are NIGGER and OH SHI– playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JOHN SMILEY FACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) EMO BAND WITH 4 INCEST MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JOHNNY HORSE! RUSTY TROMBONE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RUSTY TROMBONE'S HOUSE

How FELCHMONKEY to FUCKFACE cure AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI the CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's JIGGABOO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKSTAIN for CROTCH Tourette's QUEEF Syndrome COCKSMOKER is TAMPON IN MY ASS following FUCKHEAD these MOLDY TITS rules ASS in ASS order:

• 1: Avoid ASSCRACK immature WILLY WONKA little SHITE kids,
• 2: Count to SEX within ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS 10 SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASSseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DILDO DAMN IT nor RAT'S ASS talk,
• 4: Tell WANK yourself you FELLATIO don't GRINGO have CUNT this SHITFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITS WITH NASTY NECROPHILIA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN IT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RUSTY TROMBONE last straw PISS ARTIST!

I fucking put TITTIES' my comment at the TOP OF THE GRIS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS the TOP OF KU KLUX KLAN THIS SHITE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BELLEND offensive. FLYING RAT'S ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA people who try TWISTY VAGINA to battle LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD'IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! that tight-ass WANK 17-year-CUNT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BONER it now, but someone said PANCHEN LAMA' PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CRAPMUNCHER'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BALL SACK is a laughing YOU WANKER matter. Plus there TACO was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOD DAMMIT Uncyclopedia, there are NIPPLES articles DYKE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching CUNNILINGUS stuff. So POLACK that means 666 stop getting mad at the JOHNNY first part too and BOB SAGET talking about the LAKE TITICACA letter that it's JUMPING JESUS!!! mocking (what I'LL RAPE YOU letter? I don't even know what FUDGEPACKER the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOTHERFUCKER hi self MILF even made a really GOBSHITE good point. "It's GOD DAMMIT nothing more AUTOFELLATIO from a head nod to a BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA knee tick". CHRISTHUMPER. Which I'll add suck my mothers onto SCUMBAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CRACKER suffer that JAP much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ARSEBADGERS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK be, because if I were a FRIG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHIT LIKE A HORSE hilarious. If you FUCK YOU Want facts, go on CHAV Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll HADJI be offended, don't read PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT the freaking FUCK article anyway.

SHITFACE FELLATIO CUM PUSSY [EXPLETIVE] JESSE McCARTNEY CONDOMS [EXPLETIVE] FELLATIO DICKHEAD

RUSKIE PAKI CHICKEN SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFACE PENIS DOUCHE pen0r DOUCHE NAZI WIENER JIZZ GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE ARSE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BALLS WEHATEMARIO ASS D'OH FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF SPANK THE MONKEY NIGGER FUCKFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITSLINGING PUNANI GOAT DICK GOD DAMN KIKE CUNT DICKFACE SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD ARSE MOCCASINS PISS BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DAGO BASTARD GIVING HEAD TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SHITTY IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD SHITFACE BUGFUCK RECTUM RAIDER DAMN SHITE HONKY GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ASSHOLE DUMBASS FUCK DOT HEAD MOCCASINS FLYING RAT'S ASS I'LL RAPE YOU WIENER FUCKER EMO SEMEN RANDY TRAVIS WANKSPLAT BIRD SHIT DUNE COON ASSCRACK ASSCRACK NAZI DONGSHOVER HELLFUCKER CLIT POOPOO DYKE NIGGER TITS BOLLOCKS RAT'S ASS TURD JIGGABOO LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMN ASSHAT LOGJAMMER MONKEY SHIT DOUCHING MASTURBATION CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COCK QUEEF DOUCHEBAG PRICK WANK GOOK FUCK 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 GOD DAMMIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH D'OH BUGFUCK FRITZ LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITTY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS TWAT BUTTFUCKER DUMBASS PEARL NECKLACE SHITPISSER TIT DIRT TOURETTE'S IS FUN DOUCHEBAG BIRD SHIT ASS FUCK OFF REBECCA BLACK DUMBASS FRITZ DAMN BASTARD GIVING HEAD TWAT SHIT GO HOME AND DIE BULLSHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS suck my mothers JIGGABOO HEIL HITLER! SHITHEAD CAMEL FUCKER ASSCRACK DAMN LET'S SHIT PRICK POMMIE RICK MORANIS ASS GOD DAMMIT FELCHING SACRAMENTO HO NIHILISM BITCH CUNT FUCKTARD SOD OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE THONG TASTER ARSE ASS WANK PEDOPHILIA LOGJAMMER WANKER WIENER FUCKER CRAP ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! CHENEY HOMO FIST FUCK HELLFIRE FRAK STRAWBERRY ASS SHITSLINGING BUGGER FUCKWIT CAMEL FUCKER COON FUCK SHITFACE FUCKWIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ASSWIPE NIGGER BEAVER PRICK BUTT-HOLE HONKY 666 CLEVELAND STEAMER FRITZ SHITSKIN WALRUS SHIT SLOPE BASTARD BENCH PRESS CUNT CUNTBUCKET BIG FOOT POTTYMOUTH MOCKIE GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK FELLATIO CUNTBUCKET RUSKIE CUNNILINGUS CRIMETHINK CRAPMUNCHER TITS & DICKS SHIT DIPSHIT FEWMETS PEEPEE MOCCASINS CHICKEN SHIT PISS ARTIST GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY FELLATIO CUNNILINGUS LET'S SHIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH ASSFACE HELL CHOAD VAGINA FUCKTARD DICKHEAD HEAVEN PIECE OF SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS TRANNY RAPE SHITFUCKER TITTIES BITCH CRAPFUCKER REDSKIN SOD CUM POLAK NECROPHILIA FUCKER CUNNILINGUS SHITSLINGING ASSCRACK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASS CUNT JIZZ JIGGABOO SACRAMENTO MOTHERFUCKER IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FEWMETS ASSWIPE BLUE PENIS! 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ASSHAT YOU WANKER NIGGER YOUR MOM WANK RICK MORANIS WIGGER CLEMEN POMMIE JUNGLE BUNNY DAMN DICKHEAD INBRED AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS SPUNK POMMIE ASS CHIGGER PUSSY DOUCHE BAT FUCK INSANE COON BULLSHIT GOBSHITE CUNT DICKWAD RECTUM RAIDER YOU WANKER AY-AY-AY I WILL END YOU! SHITE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMMIT BASTARD GARBAGE DAY! MASTURBATION NAZI BITCH COLGATE DAGO suck my mothers RAT'S COCK SON OF A BITCH SHITFACE SON OF A BITCH ASS DAMMIT DAMN NIGGER RICK MORANIS INBRED NECROPHILIA BUNG-HOLE BATHING SUIT AREA DAMMIT BALL SACK NI I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GANGBANG DONKEY PUNCHER HORSE PENIS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BIGNOSE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF SHIT SHIT WOP JACKASS TACO TURD O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER SOD FUCK ASSWIPE COCKGOBLIN FUCKING A GOD DAMN CUNTRAG MALL SANTA SHIT LIKE A HORSE GIVING HEAD SHITFACE VAGINA DAMN DIPSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE SCROTUM DICK TITS SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKFUCKFUCK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CONDOMS O CANADA PENISFUCK PRICK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH FUCK YOU BASTARD BOLLOCKS FUCKING FUCKHEAD WALRUS SHIT DIPSHIT DOT HEAD WALRUS SHIT KRAUT CLEMEN JESSE McCARTNEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FELCHMONKEY GOD DAMN FUCKTARD JERK OFF WANK WANKER LAKE TITICACA PAGE BLANKING FOUR-EYES FUCKER BRUSH MA TEETH O CANADA RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER NIGGER TITS BITCH TWAT BITCH DICK TITS COCKGOBLIN SAMUEL L. JACKSON JIGGABOO FUCKER NI NIPPLES TITS & DICKS CUNT FUCKBAG BITCH PEARL NECKLACE FLYING RAT'S ASS PEARL NECKLACE GOD DAMN FAG FUCKHEAD FUCK FUCKER DAMN WINDOWS VISTA SHITE BAT FUCK INSANE NIGGER SCUMBAG FIST FUCK PORCH MONKEY NAZI DICK CHICKEN DAMN JOHN ELWAY BUTTFUCKER CHOAD BOOBS CHINK JACKASS YOU WANKER AMERICA ONLINE WHORE GOD DAMMIT CAMEL FUCKER ASS TOTAL JACKASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BOLLOCKS and with the SHITE and his ASS of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about BUGGER OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HIV NEGATIVE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• COON