Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CUNT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CUM article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MY ANUS IS BLEEDING neurochemical FUCK disorder LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCKER, sudden MONKEY SHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JACK OFF or NORTH KOREA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TENTACLE RAPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated URINE-GARGLING way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ASSCRACK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JACKASS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TOSSER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat GOD DAMN HORSE SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHIT utterFUCKance of socially TAMPONS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DUMBASS television programs to address GOATSE Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is PISSHOLE not to be PEEPEE confused with SAGGY TITS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MOTHERFUCKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUGFUCK random JOHNNY disorientation, culturally-JERK OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth GO HOME AND DIE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BORDER HOPPER language, HELL and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITFUCKER JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHEBAG souvenir shoppes and massive SHITTY quantities WOODPECKERSHIT of ANAL DIABETES BALLS garbage.

Darnit.

A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Polite Note to the COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS Author:

The NECROPHILIA Tourette's DAMMIT Research Institute was BELLEND founded to DICKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PRICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HO article FUCKTARD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SNUFF PORN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CRACKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DAMN Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of PISS OFF Tourrette's sufferers POOPY swear. You can LOLCAT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BUGGER OFF TV, for always focusing on the RAPE bad side of a terrible SHITE thing.
The main BASTARD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITSLINGING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASSFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CLIT knee FIST FUCK NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is GOBSHITE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BRITNEY school for [expletive deleted] something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOLDY TITS sufferers to become BUGGER manically depressed and ASS commit CHICKEN SHIT suicide.
There is no FUCKER cure, and the SHITBALLS drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse MOTHERFUCKER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DICKHEAD perodol" which caused my entire PISS body to go D'OH numb and ASSRAMMER basically made it NIGGA! worse than CRAPMUNCHER it is without the TITWANK drug.

I am an active member of a TURD tourette syndrome WIKIPEDIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating EXTRA LONG PENIS the CRAP public view of Tourettes as a "DILDO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MALARKY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DAMN IT sorry for KAFFIR "hi-jacking" your BOB SAGET entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHRISTHUMPER this that really BULLSHIT annoys me. I am working towards a NI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be FLYING RAT'S ASS, and making fun of a GYPSY horrible disorder is (not) DICK CHICKEN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BALL SACK time.

Best SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SON OF A BITCH” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As VOTE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an MINORITIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those PRINCE PHILIP countries. When showing DIMETHYL GLYCOL right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA IS CAPITALIST in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not STUDENT MOVEMENT occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your CHINA IS CAPITALIST capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!” Wen

P.S. CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Regards to Andrew FOUR-EYES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The DAMN bastard who wrote this article. You can SUGARTITS punch him if you ARSE want to.

As a DEMOCRACY Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are POMMIE and PRICK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 POWERSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SUGARTITS HORSE! FUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCKER'S HOUSE

How TIMBER NIGGER to SAND NIGGER cure FIRECROTCH the DIPSHIT Tourette's SHUT UP, MEG! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment ANAL DIABETES for TAFFY Tourette's PISS Syndrome PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT is SHITTY following O KURWA! these PISS rules PUSSY in CHICKEN SHIT order:

1: Avoid JAP immature TITTIES little THERE IS A CABAL kids,
2: Count to SAND NIGGER within CHICKEN SHIT 10 LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURDseconds,
3: Do not open your SHITBALLS FUCK A DUCK SEMEN nor SHITE talk,
4: Tell FUCKING FUCKFUCKER yourself you DARTH VADER don't PISS UP MY ARSE have JUSTIN BIEBER this COCK disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK COCK WITH NASTY MOTHERFUCKER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COCKSUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCKER last straw BELLEND!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE CHOAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JAP the TOP OF JACKASS THIS POTTYMOUTH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be YOU WANKER offensive. JUMPING JESUS!!!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL people who try DILDO to battle CAMEL JOCKEY'DICKHEAD that tight-ass TENTACLE RAPE 17-year-TITTYWANK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITE it now, but someone said CRAPMUNCHER' CLUSTERFUCK DUMBASS'PISS OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING MOLDY TITS is a laughing FAG matter. Plus there CRAP ON A STICK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ASSWIPE Uncyclopedia, there are CLUSTERFUCK articles FUCKING A about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS SHIT stuff. So FUCK OFF that means ASSFACE stop getting mad at the FENCE JUMPER first part too and WHORE talking about the FUCKER letter that it's EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM mocking (what SAND NIGGER letter? I don't even know what NIGGER TITS the heck you're talking about). Adrian NIGGER hi self CUNT even made a really TACO good point. "It's CROTCH nothing more HORSE SHIT from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add PUSSY onto PISSHOLE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ARSE suffer that WANKER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RAT'S COCK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SEX be, because if I were a BRITNEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SCUMBAG hilarious. If you GOD DAMMIT Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CROTCH be offended, don't read DAMN the freaking ASS article anyway.

BEAVER SHIT BELGIUM BIRD SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CLEMEN JAP CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG ASSHAT

FUCKFACE FROG YOU SUCK BALLS FUCKING PORCH MONKEY STEVE BALLMER ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! EAT MY SHIT! POMMIE JACKASS SHIT SHITFACE PISSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITTY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKHEAD TITTYWANK AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS BUTT PIRATE GENITALIA MALL SANTA ASS SHITE GOBSHITE ORGASM FUCKER EAT MY SHIT! FUCK YOU DAMN BOLLOCKS HADJI MONKEY SHIT BIRD SHIT SHITSLINGING CHOAD KISSER DOUCHE FUCK OFF HOSER TITTIES SEMEN ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MASTURBATION CUNT LAPPER ASSHAT FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD DAMN FUCK OFF PISSHOLE FUCKWIT PISS OFF BATHING SUIT AREA DOG FUCKER JACK OFF TWO-INCH PENIS ASS FUCKING FUCK OFF TIT SPRINKLES INCEST BATMAN & ROBIN COCKSUCKER BASTARD BOLLOCKS I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE BUKKAKE LAKE TITICACA SHITCUNTING PIG BUTT PIRATE BLUMPKIN LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! FUCKING A WIENER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK OFF DICK IN A BOX DOG SHIT TITTIES ORGASM CHUFF CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JACKASS DOUCHEBAG BULLSHIT HELL HADJI SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ORGASM WHORE SNUFF PORN FUCK YOU ASSFACE MALARKY KIKE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHIT WIKIPEDIA SEX FUCKFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ORGASM PEDOPHILIA BUTT-FOR-BRAINS JOY BUTTFUCKER BUKKAKE SHITHEAD MOZILLA FIREFOX BLOWJOB DONKEY PUNCHER WIGGER NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING BASEBALL PENIS SHITCOCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS BIRD SHIT GOBSHITE EPIDIDYMIS DIRTY SANCHEZ LET'S SHIT CHRISTHUMPER SHITE HELL P'KANG JAP CROTCH FUCKSTAIN RAT'S COCK EARS OF CHRIST CUNNILINGUS BUGGER ANAL DIABETES FUCKER MOCCASINS GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO FUCKFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT PORCH MONKEY NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! ASSWIPE DIPSHIT JACKASS BUTT PIRATE FUCK YOU RAT'S ASS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHITFACE BELLEND DICK IN A BOX MONKEY SHIT COCK SHITE DOT HEAD TITS SHIT BOLLOCKS I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS BULLSHIT DIPSHIT FUCKTARD VENEREAL DISEASE RAGHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS BATHING SUIT AREA NIGNOG MALARKY TITTIES POLESMOKER SON OF A BITCH FUDGEPACKER SHIT BITCH PENISPENISPENIS!!! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING TACO FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ASSHAT ARSE PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BITCH YOU WANKER GENITALIA SLITTY EYES DOUCHEBAG POLAK NECROPHILIA ASS INJUN DICK CHICKEN BALLS AMERICA ONLINE SCUMBAG JIZZ HELL ASSHAT GOOK CHAV DIRTY SANCHEZ HITLER FUCKING A WIENER ORGASM MOCKIE CRAPPY AY-AY-AY SHITCOCK ARSE GYPSY MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! HEIL HITLER! SHITSKIN NIPPLES DUMBASS BRITNEY PRICK ASSFACE PUSSYLICKER ASSHOLE SHITCOCK BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN PISS OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BUKKAKE TESTICLE CHOKE SHITE SHITFACE BITCH DAMN JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCKSUCKER DAGO ASSCRACK NIPPLES FUCK PISS OFF NIPPLES BULLSHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK YOU INCEST DICKHEAD DOUCHE CHOAD WIGGER WANKSPLAT JACKASS BATHING SUIT AREA GENITALIA BLUMPKIN FROG CHIGGER INCEST CHIGGER GANGBANG DICK ARSEBADGERS DICKFACE BITCH CHIGGER CLIT HATE HATE HAT WOODPECKERSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SAND NIGGER BELGIUM BOOBS CAMEL JOCKEY FROG ASSCRACK SPIC JERK OFF ASS ASS I'LL RAPE YOU ALEX TREBEK PISS OFF MY ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SAND NIGGER GRINGO PISSHOLE COCKSMOKER FUCK OFF YOU WANKER ASSFACE TITTIES MASTURBATION GOOK TITS COCKGOBLIN DIRTY SANCHEZ BATHING SUIT AREA SUITCASE PENIS HORSE PENIS PISS OFF LET'S SHIT GOOK YUKY DOODY FUCKING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WINDOWS VISTA BULLCRAP FUCK TIMBER NIGGER SHITE QUEEF SEMEN NAZI BUGGER OFF FROG BITCH BOOBS SEX BEANER BUGGER OFF FUCKFACE FUCKER CUNT PUSSYLICKER SHITE BOLLOCKS TITTIES SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHITE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CLEVELAND STEAMER BRUSH MA TEETH SHITSLINGING FUCK AY-AY-AY WHORE ASS ASSCRACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HELL ASS FUCKTARD ORGASM BEAVER FUCK YOU BOON FUCKER CHAV JAP MAMA MIA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! YOU WANKER SAND NIGGER DIPSHIT OSCAR WILDE IS GAY FUCKHEAD DAMN FELCHMONKEY WANK GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING TITTIES DICKHEAD CROTCH MAMA MIA INBRED DIPSHIT TESTICLE CHOKE SHITTY COCKSUCKER GOD DAMMIT JAP FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM COMMUNIST DILDO COCKGOBLIN HIGH WAGES TITWANK SOD OFF CUNT CHIGGER BITCH JOHN ELWAY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POWERSHIT FUCKSTAIN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BITCH JACKASS GOD DAMMIT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD COCK BITCH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DICKWAD PEDOPHILIA TAMPON IN MY ASS BIG FOOT CHOAD FUCK YOU PISS SOD SHITCOCK LOGJAMMER GOATSE DIPSHIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DICK BUTTFUCKER CRACKER JACKASS INBRED TIT SPRINKLES CUM FLYING FUCK WANK NICARAGUA ART METAL PRODUCTS CONDOMS TOWELHEAD HI, BILLY MAYS HERE TITS & DICKS PISS CLIT TITS BASTARD TWO-INCH PENIS GOD DAMMIT CUNT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKWIT WOODPECKERSHIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FUCK YOU CANNED QUOTE BLUMPKIN FRIG YOUR MOM SHAKOPEE CRACKER FOUR-EYES GIVING HEAD DOT HEAD TAMPONS DICK TITS FUCKTARD GENITALIA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! LIKE FATHER LIKE SON WANKSPLAT NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH NEGRO DICK CHICKEN GREASER BUNG-HOLE CLEMEN RAT'S COCK FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS KIKE KAFFIR PISS FUCKHEAD BELLEND DICKFACE WANKSPLAT PRICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITS PISS OFF DIPSHIT HENTAI YOU WANKER BOOBIES ARSE CHOAD CHINK CHIGGER BITCH POMMIE DOG FUCKER CUM THONG TASTER COON BITCH DONALD RUMSFELD TITTYWANK DAMN SCROTUM DUMBASS INBRED CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BELLEND CAMEL JOCKEY ASSWIPE NIGGER TITS ASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCKER FELLATIO FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ANUSCAKE FUCKTARD TOSSER BRITNEY BALL SACK BALL SACK WANKER FUCKING A INJUN NIGGER ASSWIPE SHIT DAMN RAPE DIRTY SANCHEZ RAGHEAD FAGGOT PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER GENITALIA FUCKING MR WINKLER IS GAY SHITE WOP TRANNY CHOAD KISSER AUTOFELLATIO MACACA MACACA DIPSHIT CLEMEN WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! HELLFUCKER NIPPLES CLIT SOD BITCH BIG FOOT BASTARD BALL SACK STEVE BALLMER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] FUCKING WANK HELL CUNT I LIKE BUSH POO POO BLOWJOB DOM DeLUISE COCKSMOKER LAKE TITICACA EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCK YOU ARSE BRITNEY BULLSHIT SHITE WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? WANK BUTTFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT SHITFACE POLESMOKER SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DIPSHIT BORDER HOPPER CUM CLUSTERFUCK BUTTFUCKER BUGFUCK CONAN O'BRIAN POLESMOKER BIGNOSE PIG DAMNATION BOOBS ARSE YOU WANKER FROG FAG CUNNILINGUS MOZILLA FIREFOX INJUN PUNANI NIGNOG TWO-INCH PENIS CLEMEN TITTIES FUCKTARD BASTARD SHITCOCK BEAVER GOAT DICK FASHION BUG CHING CHONG CHINK POTTYMOUTH SHITFACE TACO SLOPE SMEG NEGRO FUCKING JUMP! BIRD IN THE HOUSE YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK YOU WANKER FOUR-EYES PORCH MONKEY JOHN SMILEY FACE TAMPONS COCK DICK DICKFACE RAT'S ASS ASSBANDIT BEAVER SOD OFF FAG PISS ARTIST ANAL BIGNOSE CHINK WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKING A DAMMIT GANGBANG SHITFACE FUCK FUCKHEAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES IN SACREMENT DAMN JACK OFF YOU WANKER ORGASM NI NORTH KOREA WANK FELCHING HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKTARD SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SPIC RUSKIE PEDOPHILIA BORDER HOPPER BEANER FUCKSTAIN SHITHEAD SHIT OUT OF MY DICK SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITTY WHORE TWAT pen0r SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS PISS JAP BULLSHIT FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK DOUCHE NAZI REDNECK GOD DAMMIT CUNTING ASSCRACK PISS EPIDIDYMIS SAND NIGGER FUCK OFF CROTCH SHITCUNTING WIENER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BALLS DAMN LOGJAMMER FALUN GONG CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK POMMIE FUDGEPACKER SHITFACE SHIT CUNT FUCKWIT DICKLICK VANITY PAGES ROCK BUTT-HOLE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK TWAT SHITBALLS SPUNK CLIT PIG BITCH ASS LICKER DANDELIONS BULLSHIT SUGARTITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCKFACE TONY LA RUSSA ARSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS EARS OF CHRIST ASSHOLE WANK BALL SACK DYKE FAG DONKEY DICK TITS ASSCRACK NEGRO GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK TIT SPRINKLES VAGINA BITCH SCROTUM SHITHEAD HELL FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU FUCKSTAIN AOL IPs ASSWIPE YOU WANKER WIENER DAMN DOODIE HEAD PEDOPHILIA DOUCHETITS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK WANKER DICKHEAD CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK FRIG CLEMEN CHUFF BULLSHIT BIGNOSE RAT'S COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITTY DAMN GYPSY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MACACA NIGGER COCK ASSHAT YOU WANKER DOUCHEBAG GOD DAMMIT JACK ABRAMOFF BANGKOK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SLOPE HELL MALARKY I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHIT HEIL HITLER! THE VANITY POLICY SUCKS PISSHOLE RECTUM RAIDER BULLSHIT THONG TASTER GOD DAMN BATMAN & ROBIN WINDOWS VISTA WANK GOBSHITE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SUCK MY COCK CRAPMUNCHER ASSFACE WHORE WANK SHITCOCK ASS LICKER DAGO PORCH MONKEY FRIG RECTUM RAIDER DICK TITS RAT'S ASS NIPPLES SCUMBAG COCKSMOKER JOHNNY CHOAD KISSER TITS & DICKS MACACA FUCKING JUMP! DAMN MALL SANTA MOLDY TITS [Insert swear here] I'LL RAPE YOU MOSES FELCHING FUCK YOU SCUMBUCKET HIGH WAGES SUITCASE PENIS PISS WHITE RIGHTS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CHINK BANGKOK SHITE TIT SPRINKLES SPANK THE MONKEY JUNGLE BUNNY BULLSHIT DUMBASS WOP BIGNOSE HONKY INBRED CHUFF FUCKER ARSEBADGERS DAMN MAMA MIA SCUMBUCKET PENIS FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! PORCUPINE'S BALLS POTTYMOUTH YOGHURT CANNON SHITTY FUCKSTAIN SHITFUCKER MICK GRINGO WANKER INBRED suck my mothers WARNER MUSIC GROUP BITCH DOUCHE SHITE FUCK CUNT GOATSE DAMN IT DUNE COON SON OF A BITCH BOOBS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DAMN BULLSHIT DICK TITS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI SHITE BALL SACK REDNECK JESSE McCARTNEY BITCH TOSSER SHIT FUCKBAG FUCK YOU GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS [expletive deleted] DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKING A DEVELOPERS! FAGGOT CHOAD KISSER TITS WIKIPEDIA GIVING HEAD QUEEF SPIC CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SUCK MY COCK FUCKING A ASS HELL BITCH NAZI DUMBASS BASEBALL ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PORCH MONKEY PUSSYLICKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITSLINGING FUCKING A FUCKER FUCKSTAIN WOP SHITCOCK BIBLE BASHER SOD OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DONKEY DICK SOD OFF CROTCH FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING SEX PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS TAMPONS ASS FASCIST FELLATIO DICKFACE DAMN IT 30 CASES OF PICKLES ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST POTTYMOUTH RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD ASS ARSE GOD DAMN WALRUS SHIT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BALLS FU SPANG SHITSLIDE HIGH WAGES BUTTFUCKER SEMPRINI FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD HADJI SHIT VAGINA SAND NIGGER NIGGER I WILL END YOU! GO HOME AND DIE ASSHOLE MONKEY SHIT DAMN DICKHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH BASTARD BRITNEY FELCHMONKEY SEMEN FIRECROTCH SHITHEAD BLOWJOB ANUSCAKE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH BUTTFUCKER LAKE TITICACA DAGO FUCKHEAD WANKSPLAT ASSCRACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TAMPONS DAMN MR WINKLER IS GAY ASS ARSE MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CHENEY BITCH BIRD IN THE HOUSE ARSE JUNGLE BUNNY SHITSLINGING VAGINA PISSHOLE FELLATIO SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DUNE COON CHIGGER SHAKOPEE PEEPEE BALLS SHITE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TITS & DICKS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKWIT BITCH SPIC NICARAGUA TURD PENIS ON A STICK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PUSSY COCK SCUMBAG BENCH PRESS CUNNILINGUS ASSCRACK CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMN SHITE SHIT BALL SACK NIGGER PISS ARTIST NI FUCKHEAD CARPET MUNCHER SHIT SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKER FUCKBAG FUCK OFF FUCKING FUCK OFF FUCK OFF BUGGER OFF ORGASM CHING CHONG CHINK FIRECROTCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASS COON WIGGER MACACA CARPET MUNCHER ASS BOON SAGGY TITS CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TITS LIMEY ASSHAT SOD TWAT FUDGEPACKER I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSMOKER SHITCOCK TESTICLE CHOKE FAG MICK MONKEY'S UNCLE COON SHITTY ASS LENS CRAFTERS ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS RUSKIE RAT'S COCK PUSSY SHITFUCKER LENS CRAFTERS DAMMIT HOT GRITS SOD DAMMIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SON OF A BITCH GIVING HEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CROTCH GOATSE BITCH TACO ARSE DICKFACE BULLSHIT SHITFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES GOATSE WALRUS SHIT MARGARET THATCHER MASTURBATION BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BASKETBALL HOOP PENIS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PEDOPHILIA PISS BASTARD SON OF A BITCH TAMPON IN MY ASS JUSTIN BIEBER REDSKIN FUCKTARD SHIT DUNE COON EPIDIDYMIS BASTARD TITTIES CONDOMS ARSE FLYING FUCK ASS DOG SHIT FUCK YOU BUGFUCK HADJI COON ADMINS ARE GAY FENCE JUMPER CLUSTERFUCK DELICIOUS CAKE HELL GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU FELLATIO SUITCASE PENIS FROG'S FAT ASS ASS FUCKSTAIN BIG FOOT QUEEF Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITFUCKER and with the ASSFACE and his BUGGER of girraffes in which CLUSTERFUCK while reading about NAZI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCK OFF also


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