Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'SHITTY'GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS'NAZI'SCUMBAG'FROG'S FAT ASS'VENEREAL DISEASE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or JIGGABOO neurochemical FUCK disorder CLUSTERFUCK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BEAVER, sudden WIGGER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNTBUCKET or NIGGER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKTARD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NECROPHILIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FENCE JUMPER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MICK DILDO words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHEBAG utterFUCKance of socially BENCH PRESS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first AY-AY-AY television programs to address JOHN SMILEY FACE Tourette's syndrome.

DONKEY DICK Tourette's is SLOPE not to be BELLEND confused with WOODPECKERSHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BASTARD chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BULLSHIT random suck my mothers disorientation, culturally-ASSWIPE-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth HELL outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS language, BAD MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places lowercase TAMPONS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PRICK souvenir shoppes and massive DAMN IT quantities SHITFACE of ANAL DIABETES BATHING SUIT AREA garbage.

Darnit.

A PRICK Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The FUCK Tourette's BITCH Research Institute was ASSHOLE founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PRICK article FROG funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMMIT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or DAMMIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance POLESMOKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about VAGINA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of KAFFIR Tourrette's sufferers PUNANI swear. You can FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRIG TV, for always focusing on the CUNT bad side of a terrible P'KANG thing.
• The main JERRY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are AUTOFELLATIO involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DILDO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOAT DICK knee FUCK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is WIENER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITTY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA school for FUCKBAG something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become SCUMBUCKET manically depressed and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT commit HEIL HITLER! suicide.
• There is no SLOPE cure, and the MOTHERFUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the ROSES tics often have adverse ASSCRACK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DAMN perodol" which caused my entire BELGIUM body to go RAT'S ASS numb and HORSE SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than [expletive deleted] it is without the BLISTERING BARNACLES drug.

I am an active member of a ALEX TREBEK tourette syndrome DARTH VADER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating HONKY the HELL public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKHEAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FELLATIO sorry for LIKE FATHER LIKE SON "hi-jacking" your PIXIES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CHOAD this that really INJUN annoys me. I am working towards a FRENCH TICKLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BULLSHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BITCH, and making fun of a PRICK horrible disorder is (not) INBRED funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your POLESMOKER time.

Best SCROTUM regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “NIGNOG” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As GOOGLE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are FREEDOM OF SPEECH not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBET Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CENSORSHIP degenerate capitalist culture in those RIGHT WING countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a OPINION byproduct of your POISON IN TOOTHPASTE capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. BULLSHIT Regards to Andrew DOUCHE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CHOLERA IS FUN! reply

The GYPSY bastard who wrote this article. You can SPIC punch him if you TITS & DICKS want to.

As a WHITE POWER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this CLEAN DRINKING WATER country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you HIV NEGATIVE remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SUGARTITS saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my DILDO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BEAVER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CHICKEN SHIT and PISS OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SHITE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FEWMETS BAND WITH 4 ARSEBADGERS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANK HORSE! BEAVER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BEAVER'S HOUSE

How I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL to GARBAGE DAY! cure PENIS ON A BUN the HOSER Tourette's FUCKHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKHEAD for CARPET MUNCHER Tourette's TOSSER Syndrome FUCKBAG is BALL SACK following SHITFACE these DOT HEAD rules DICK IN A BOX in POLACK order:

• 1: Avoid CAMEL JOCKEY immature CLIT little SON OF A BITCH kids,
• 2: Count to RAT'S COCK within JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK IN A BOX nor TIMBER NIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell FUCK yourself you MOZILLA FIREFOX don't O KURWA! have BASTARD this WANK disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PRICK WITH NASTY PEARL NECKLACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S JERRY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BEAVER last straw KAFFIR!

I fucking put ARSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE DOUCHEBAG PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNT the TOP OF DAMN THIS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKBAG offensive. CAPTAIN CRUNCH. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASSFACE people who try BIRD IN THE HOUSE to battle EAT MY SHIT!'BANGKOK that tight-ass CUNTYMINTS 17-year-FUCK YOU—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMMIT it now, but someone said BULLSHIT' CUNT SHITFUCKER'FUCKSTAIN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING AUTOFELLATIO is a laughing FUCKWIT matter. Plus there DAMN was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on HELL Uncyclopedia, there are CLEVELAND STEAMER articles NEGRO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching YOU WANKER stuff. So NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES that means FUCK stop getting mad at the LET'S SHIT first part too and BOON talking about the FEWMETS letter that it's PUSSY mocking (what CUNT letter? I don't even know what ASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian KIKE hi self HORSE SHIT even made a really SHITTY good point. "It's WANK nothing more GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS from a head nod to a FUCKER knee tick". CHRIST OF TABERNACLE. Which I'll add FUCKHEAD onto FUCKHEAD saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CHUFF suffer that SIGMUND FREUD much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FASHION BUG it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSCRACK be, because if I were a FELCHMONKEY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article RAGHEAD hilarious. If you SOD OFF Want facts, go on MOTHERFUCKER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! be offended, don't read ASS the freaking FUCKHEAD article anyway.

JOHN ELWAY YOU WANKER DAMN BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GREASER FUCKHEAD FUCK YOU YOGHURT CANNON FUCKSTAIN

TURD I WILL END YOU! PIGFUCKER TITS SHIT FUCKWIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FUCKWIT FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! JOHNNY SUGARTITS ANUSCAKE ASSFACE DUMBASS DUMBASS ASSHOLE DICKHEAD THIS IS A RARE SWEAR JIZZ CAMEL JOCKEY O KURWA! DIPSHIT MAMA MIA TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASS BITCH ASSFACE HOSER FRIG BUKKAKE NIGGER CAPITALISM HOT GRITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER GANGBANG KRAUT CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT BALLS SHITE PENISBIRD POLACK SHITFACE BIRD SHIT LOGJAMMER TWAT RAPE DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! PUSSYLICKER BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMN I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SHITCUNTING LET'S SHIT TIMBER NIGGER FELCHING JACKASS SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKBAG JERK OFF GOBSHITE VENEREAL DISEASE SACRED PRICK TAMPONS SHITFACE ASSWIPE SHITTY CROTCH FUCKSTAIN MOLDY TITS ARSE TOSSER ASSRAMMER ASSHAT FUCKFUCKFUCK DAMN IT YOU WANKER INCEST I'LL RAPE YOU YUKY DOODY VAGINA SON OF A BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TACO CUNT CRAPPER COMMUNIST DILDO ASS PIGFUCKER ASS WALRUS SHIT KRAUT POOPOO BLOWJOB DICKLICK I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS NIGGER MOCCASINS ANAL SHITTY SHITCUNTING BAD MOTHERFUCKER COON SHITTY BLESSED DAMN SAINT SUITCASE PENIS COCKSMOKER BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE PENIS ON A BUN DUMBASS ORGASM NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FRIG SHITFUCKER HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA POMMIE PEDOPHILIA WILLY WONKA FLYING FUCK PRICK SHITCUNTING WANKER STRAWBERRY ASS MICK YOU WANKER HELL FUCKTARD BIRD SHIT WALRUS SHIT ASS SOD OFF GOD DAMN WOODPECKERSHIT HOSER DOG SHIT FELLATIO DOG FUCKER DOUCHETITS WANK FENCE JUMPER MOTHERFUCKER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TITS MARGARET THATCHER DAMN BIRD IN THE HOUSE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DOG SHIT HELL ALF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FALSE BENSON D'OH I WILL END YOU! CONAN O'BRIAN PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMN DAMN GOAT DICK DOUCHING HO FROG'S FAT ASS TONY LA RUSSA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FELCHING INJUN BLOWJOB PEARL NECKLACE BLOWJOB FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FIST FUCK FUDGEPACKER GOD DAMMIT EXTRA LONG PENIS ASS [expletive deleted] OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH FUCK OFF CHIGGER FASHION BUG FRIG WOMEN'S RIGHTS HELL WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! DAMMIT WOP DAMN NORTH KOREA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISSHOLE I AM CORNHOLIO! JUSTIN BIEBER SCUMBAG BALL SACK PRICK CONDOMS PEDOPHILIA DUMBASS HOSER DAMMIT HENTAI YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD PORCH MONKEY CUNT MOTHERFUCKER BITCH BOOBIES RECTUM RAIDER MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS FRAK JIZZ FUCKER INCEST FUCKSTAIN FUCKWIT GRINGO FUCK YOU CROTCH FUCKTARD SHITPISSER SHITTY PEDOPHILIA WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHIGGER ASSFACE I'LL RAPE YOU CHINK REBECCA BLACK PROLES SHITFACE SHIT lowercase ORGASM GREASER GANGBANG DICK IN A BOX NIGNOG GOBSHITE HO GOD DAMN TIMBER NIGGER CROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK A DUCK GOD DAMN WANK LET'S SHIT ANUSCAKE COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNTRAG RAT'S ASS BLUMPKIN DAGO SMEG GOD DAMN RAT'S ASS KRAUT FUCKFACE DAMMIT WETBACK FEWMETS BUTTFUCKER PISS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL REDSKIN MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOAT DICK BONER DAMNATION FUCKING BITCH FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK POLESMOKER SHITPISSER FOUR-EYES SACRAMENTO DAMMIT BULLSHIT COCKSUCKER CONAN O'BRIAN PISS OFF BONER ASSRAMMER MONKEY BALLS CUNT STUDENT RIOTS PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YUKY DOODY CUNT FELLATIO suck my mothers NIGGER RECTUM RAIDER SHITCUNTING SPICY CUNT FUCK SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE ABO I WILL END YOU! FUCKER SOD OFF DAMN 666 BATMAN & ROBIN GOD DAMMIT DAMN IT BUTT-HEAD SON OF A BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER KRAUT SPUNK FUCK FUCKWIT JERK OFF WETBACK COCKSHITTER FUCK OFF CUNT SEMEN FAGGOT JENKEM MASTURBATION COCK RAT'S COCK FIST FUCK DAGO DESU TWAT NEOPETS DOUCHETITS SHITFUCKER BELLEND SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKHEAD SAGGY TITS SHITE ASS GOATSE WETBACK PIG ASS PEEPEE FUCKSTAIN SHITPISSER BASTARD PENIS ON A STICK PISS ARTIST AUTOFELLATIO ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! 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CUM CUNT CRAPPER SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG COCK FUCKFUCKFUCK DUNE COON LENS CRAFTERS BANGKOK WIENER JACKASS GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA COCKSUCKER BLOWJOB FRED PHELPS BEANER WANK DICK POWERSHIT BONER FUCKING LAKE TITICACA TURD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT BALL SACK BUTTFUCKER EXTRA LONG PENIS HITLER TAMPONS PISSHOLE POTTYMOUTH DICKHEAD ABO GENITALIA GOD DAMMIT POWERSHIT PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! NEGRO SHAKOPEE CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST RAGHEAD YOU WANKER GANGBANG NIGGER TITS NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS FUCKTARD I RAPE WALRUSES! BUTT PIRATE OSTRICH MY ASS FRIG WOMEN'S RIGHTS DAMMIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK HONKY ASSWIPE JACK ABRAMOFF CUNT CHOAD KISSER KRAUT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! GOATSE FELCHING SOD KRAUT DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKING GENITALIA MICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? YOU WANKER ANAL FUCK YOU PISS OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WOP SHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS SHIT CUNT CRAPPER FUCKING A RAPE FELCHING SPIC HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SHITE BULLSHIT GRIS SHITPISSER PROXY SITES FUCKER DOUCHING ASSHAT BASTARD BOOBS GOD DAMMIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS DAMMIT GOATSE JUNGLE BUNNY VENEREAL DISEASE PISSHOLE CUNT FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT POLESMOKER SAND NIGGER [expletive deleted] TWAT COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH AY-AY-AY DICKHEAD AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SUCK MY COCK BRITNEY EAT MY SHIT! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SHITE HO FUCK FUCK YOU FELCHING FUCKHEAD MALARKY JOHN SMILEY FACE POLACK BUGFUCK CUNT PISS TITS VENEREAL DISEASE TEDDY BEARS HELL FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WANKER BULLSHIT CUNT SHITTY DOODIE HEAD JIGGABOO COON NIGGER ASSCRACK WALRUS SHIT BASTARD WANKSPLAT FRED PHELPS CUM RAGHEAD EPIDIDYMIS CRAPPY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOUCHING MOZILLA FIREFOX HELL CUNTRAG FROG'S FAT ASS GYPSY HELL RAT'S COCK RAPE BIGNOSE PISS ARTIST DIRTY SANCHEZ I WILL KILL YOU! 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MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHOLE BUKKAKE CECIL JOHN RHODES BONER WANKER TRANNY PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK CHRISTHUMPER DAGO NIGGER BONER MOTHERFUCKER HUEY P. NEWTON KIKE DIRTY SANCHEZ PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BULLSHIT POMMIE PEARL NECKLACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON DELICIOUS CAKE BOOBIES IN SACREMENT FUCKSTAIN HOMO MICK YOU WANKER FELCHING FUCKING BOOBIES I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH COMMUNIST DILDO DICK YOU WANKER SEX TITS POMMIE GO HOME AND DIE SHITFACE ASSWIPE BITCH DILDO MOTHERFUCKER CROTCH BUTT PIRATE ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS SHIT LIKE A HORSE KRAUT HELLFIRE BIRD SHIT SUCK MY COCK HORSE SHIT TWAT [expletive deleted] EMO CROTCH Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHITHEAD HELL SPUNK ASSHAT SUCK MY COCK SEMEN PENIS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCK CHINK FUCKING NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT DAGO SHITBALLS I AM CORNHOLIO! CAMEL FUCKER BUTT PIRATE HELL BITCH COCKSUCKER DOUCHE HAIL SATAN! GENITALIA ASSFACE CHOAD WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! BLUE PENIS! DIPSHIT CRAP ON A STICK BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! YOU WANKER NIPPLES DOUCHE TITWANK JUSTIN BIEBER QUEEF SEX ANUSCAKE POLACK RAPE PICKANINNY BUKKAKE PORCUPINE'S BALLS PIECE OF SHIT DICKHEAD DICKLICK I AM CORNHOLIO! SOD OFF GOD DAMN DAMMIT HELL JACKASS NECROPHILIA I WILL END YOU! DOODIE HEAD BUTTFUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHOAD KISSER SHITCOCK FUCKWIT TAMPONS FUCKSTAIN FUCKER BULLSHIT HELL DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKWIT PENIS MARY WHITEHOUSE SHITFACE HIV NEGATIVE COCKSUCKER RAT'S COCK ASS HENTAI RUSKIE ASSBANDIT INBRED PENISBIRD DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE JACKASS SHIT CUNTBUCKET DAMN NAZI PEDOPHILIA KIKE WALRUS SHIT ABO CUNT HITLER ASSCRACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BIRD SHIT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive WANK and with the CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON and his MONKEY SHIT of girraffes in which PISS OFF MY ASS while reading about I'LL RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!

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A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKWIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PENIS