Tourette's Syndrome
“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GRINGO neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCKFACE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SHITSLIDE, sudden CUNNILINGUS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKSTAIN or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly JOHN SMILEY FACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FLYING RAT'S ASS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS OFF by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITTY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CHOLERA IS FUN! utterFUCKance of socially GOBSHITE objectionable words).
WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! Tourette's is MILF not to be GRASS MUD HORSE confused with ASSCRACK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves INBRED random FLYING FUCK disorientation, culturally-CUNT LAPPER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth TWAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PISS ARTIST language, JACKASS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CLEMEN FUCKING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky KAFFIR souvenir shoppes and massive FUCK quantities FUCKING A of ANAL DIABETES PUSSY garbage.
Darnit.
A I WILL END YOU! Polite Note to the HOSER Author:
I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have ASS Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WILLY WONKA article NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITCUNTING I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or MACACA changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK OFF.
Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BIG FOOT Tourrette's sufferers EXTRA LONG PENIS swear. You can HONKY blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame DOUCHE TV, for always focusing on the CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM bad side of a terrible SHITSKIN thing.
- The main DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SON OF A BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTYMINTS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POWERSHIT knee BULLSHIT NIGGER jerk.
- Tourettes is CUNT no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA school for SHITBALLS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELL sufferers to become TENTACLE RAPE manically depressed and ASSCRACK commit HOMO suicide.
- There is no BOOBS cure, and the BLUMPKIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the MASTURBATION tics often have adverse FUCKFACE side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCKING FUCKFUCKER perodol" which caused my entire COCKSUCKER body to go RUSTY TROMBONE numb and PORCH MONKEY basically made it NIGGA! worse than SPIC it is without the FLAMING ASS BADGER drug.
I am an active member of a CUNT tourette syndrome DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating TWAT the CHOAD KISSER public view of Tourettes as a "SNUFF PORN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOGHURT CANNON much much (hand spasms) more...
I am DICKFACE sorry for HOSER "hi-jacking" your SNUFF PORN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITS this that really HONKY annoys me. I am working towards a FROG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JIZZ, and making fun of a PISS ARTIST horrible disorder is (not) JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST funny at all.
By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!
Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DOG FUCKER time.
Best BUKKAKE regards NIGGERS,
NIGGER Phillip “WANKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)
ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle
This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.
A mainland Chinese CAPITALISM reply
As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT MOVEMENT not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DEMOCRACY Westerners show is not an DALAI LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing RIVER CRABS SUCK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust UIGURS in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not GOOGLE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a HUMAN RIGHTS byproduct of your CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST capitalist society LHASA.
Li Chiang “MONASTERIES” Wen
P.S. DICKHEAD Regards to Andrew SHITSLINGING Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!
A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply
As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with WHITE PEOPLE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?
Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!
FUCK
I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!
FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!
AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS
Une BLESSED DAMN SAINT réponse franco-canadienne
Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.
I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.
Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SHITHEAD intrusion and that Lord you bless.
P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MY COMMUNION WAFER OF, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!
Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome
Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.
Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company
I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!
Reply to Imagine SHITSLIDE Dragons' Dan Reynolds
BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and SEX playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKBAG music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK YOU BAND WITH 4 CONDOMS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TWAT HORSE! SHITSLIDE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SHITSLIDE'S HOUSE
How RAT'S COCK to CUNT cure FUCKSTAIN the UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! Tourette's CLUSTER FUCK Syndrome
A good NAZI treatment FUCK YOU for SHITFUCKER Tourette's FIRECROTCH Syndrome SUCK MY DICK is JIGGABOO following EPIDIDYMIS these ASSFACE rules HELL in FUCKING order:
- 1: Avoid AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI immature SUCK MY DICK little SHIT kids,
- 2: Count to COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS within SHIT 10 DOG FUCKERseconds,
- 3: Do not open your ASSWIPE pen0r WHORE nor NIGNOG talk,
- 4: Tell DOUCHING yourself you RAT'S COCK don't SAND NIGGER have BULLCRAP this FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD disease,
- 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WITH NASTY FUCKFACE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOLDY TITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!
Than is the SHITSLIDE last straw WETBACK!
I fucking put GIVING HEAD' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOSER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING the TOP OF RAT'S COCK THIS 30 CASES OF PICKLES ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JACK OFF offensive. PISS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CROTCH people who try NECROPHILIA to battle PISSHOLE'WOP that tight-ass PISS OFF 17-year-FUCK—old.
Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CRAP it now, but someone said PORCH MONKEY' SHUT UP, MEG! PEEPEE'I WILL END YOU! on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKFACE is a laughing GRAPE PENIS matter. Plus there RAT'S COCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GO HOME AND DIE Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK articles TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKING A stuff. So CUNT that means MOTHERFUCKER stop getting mad at the FOUR-EYES first part too and MOCKIE talking about the BUGGER letter that it's FUCKFACE mocking (what SEMPRINI letter? I don't even know what JERRY the heck you're talking about). Adrian OSTRICH MY ASS hi self FUCK NUGGET even made a really JOHN SMILEY FACE good point. "It's PICKANINNY nothing more NIGGER from a head nod to a ASSCRACK knee tick". ARSE. Which I'll add CRAP onto DAMN IT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BLISTERING BARNACLES suffer that WETBACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FOOTBALL it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITTY be, because if I were a FUCKTARD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MALARKY hilarious. If you SHITTY Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BELLEND be offended, don't read CUNT the freaking MOCKIE article anyway.
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BASTARD DICKFACE NAZI SHITE EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM FUCKSTAIN PEEPEE SUGARTITS FUCKER JERK OFF DARTH VADER KAFFIR YOUR MOM LET'S SHIT SHITPISSER ASS DICKLICK YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER FUCK HELL CHOAD KISSER SHITFACE DOUCHEBAG CAMEL JOCKEY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SNUFF PORN I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING A SHIT SHAKOPEE ART METAL PRODUCTS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DONGSHOVER MALARKY DIRTY SANCHEZ CLEVELAND STEAMER BRITNEY PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BLOWJOB HELL JOHN ELWAY ASS CRAPPY IN SACREMENT INCEST PORCUPINE'S BALLS POLACK ARSE DONKEY DICK HELL PENIS ON A BUN CUNTRAG NIGNOG HOT GRITS SPUNK ASS CHOAD KISSER 666 FUCK YOU PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT PISS OFF JAP ANUSCAKE RAT'S ASS HELL CUNTBUCKET FAG TITTIES FUCK HAIL SATAN! 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SUCKS TITS RAPE CLIT BOLLOCKS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA EUROIPODS BOOBS PISS OFF MY ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK OFF ORGASM FUCK RAT'S COCK SPRINKLES SHITFUCKER CUNT GOD DAMN ASSCRACK CUNNILINGUS CLIT JUNGLE BUNNY AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI MASTURBATION MARGARET THATCHER KIKE NIGGER BORDER HOPPER FUCKHEAD BLOWJOB BOOBS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FELLATIO HELL WIKIPEDIA TOWELHEAD POTTYMOUTH WIKIPEDIA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOD DAMN CANNED QUOTES BOON WANK I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT AY-AY-AY ASS FUCK HO HO YOUR MOM KRAUT DUNE COON KRAUT ASSWIPE PISS FIRECROTCH PECKERHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BULLCRAP BULLSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCK YOU BALL SACK FUCKING PRICK BOOBIES HATE HATE HAT CROTCH BIGNOSE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DOT HEAD SOD CUNT JENKEM DOM DeLUISE TWAT GYPSY MOTHERFUCKER URINE-GARGLING SHITBALLS FUCKSTAIN WILLY WONKA SCROTUM OH SHI– MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE [Insert swear here] SAND NIGGER PISSHOLE BAD MOTHERFUCKER PUSSY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT INCEST FUCKING DAMN GRIS BOB SAGET FUCKING BASEBALL TAFFY DUNE COON YID CHOAD BALLS MOCCASINS SEX FIST FUCK BEAVER SON OF A BITCH NEOPETS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WANKSPLAT DONKEY DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKWIT THONG TASTER TIMBER NIGGER BALL SACK BUGFUCK SHITFUCKER YOGHURT CANNON ASSHAT FRED PHELPS SHITHEAD ARSEBADGERS GOOK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WARNER MUSIC GROUP HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN AY-AY-AY BULLSHIT CRAP POOPOO PISS OFF STUDENT PROTESTS MOZILLA FIREFOX REDSKIN SHITE ASSHOLE VENEREAL DISEASE CUNTBUCKET EAT MY SHIT! 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MARGARET THATCHER BITCH FUCKING CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BORDER HOPPER CUNTYMINTS ASSHAT PIG FUCK ASSHOLE DICK TITS DYKE BITCH SHITSLINGING GOD BLESS AMERICA RANDY TRAVIS GOD DAMMIT SHIT JIZZ BUKKAKE BUGGER VAGINA BLISTERING BARNACLES BULLSHIT CUM DOM DeLUISE FUCKING A LET'S SHIT DOG SHIT DAMN JIZZ TESTICLE CHOKE FELLATIO ASSHAT P'KANG ASS DICK IN A BOX SUCK MY COCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING PUSSYLICKER CHICKEN SHIT RAPE SPANK THE MONKEY ASS MONKEY SHIT POLAK BALLS FUCK HELL LAKE TITICACA MACACA FUCKING BASEBALL POOPY SON OF A BITCH I’M GOING TO FUCKING BURY THAT GUY, I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL TOURETTE'S SYNDROME IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BANGKOK PISS JACKASS SHIT GOD DAMMIT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BULLSHIT FUCKHEAD CRAPMUNCHER CHIGGER CHIGGER RAT'S ASS BIRD SHIT I WILL KILL YOU! FIRECROTCH AUTOFELLATIO CUNT DIPSHIT DUMBASS JACKASS COCKSMOKER KIKE BUNG-HOLE CUM REDSKIN BUTTFUCKER MONKEY SHIT CRAP BOOBIES PAKI POLAK SHITFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SHITSLINGING DAMMIT SHITE FEWMETS WIKIPEDIA FUCKTARD CUNT SCROTUM DELICIOUS CAKE DUMBASS RECTUM RAIDER FROG'S FAT ASS GIVING HEAD PISS UP MY ARSE INBRED DICK IN A BOX DOUCHE NAZI ASSHOLE FUCKING CRACKER WANK ASSHOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUM O KURWA! POTTYMOUTH TITS WETBACK LOLCAT SHITFUCKER KRAUT JOHN SMILEY FACE CHENEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SCROTUM ASS RUSTY TROMBONE FUCKSTAIN HIGH WAGES CHINK CUNNILINGUS I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT VANDALISM IS COOL CLUSTER FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITE DAMN DOUCHE NAZI BLOWJOB HELLFIRE ASSHAT POMMIE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER NIGNOG [EXPLETIVE] MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHALICE GIVING HEAD ASSWIPE RAT'S ASS 666 CAMEL FUCKER SCROTUM CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKWIT YID CONDOMS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome
- 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HITLER CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITFUCKER HUMAN RIGHTS FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD TITS ASSHOLE ASSCRACK FUCKHEAD DUMBASS CUNT SECOND BALLS BALL SACK DILDO EPIDIDYMIS ASS SHITE SHITE JACKASS TITWANK DICKHEAD RAT'S COCK MOCCASINS SEMEN DAGO GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMN SHITFACE BIGNOSE HELL ANAL FUCKFACE POLACK SHITFACE MASTICATION FOR THE NATION FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT DIRTY SANCHEZ BORDER HOPPER [expletive deleted] DAMN MOTHERFUCKER SHITPISSER MOCKIE FAGGOT GO HOME AND DIE JACKASS FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT SUCK MY COCK FUCKING A GOBSHITE SHITPISSER JACKASS SHIT BUNG-HOLE BITCH JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE PISSHOLE PEARL NECKLACE DIPSHIT CAMEL FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER O KURWA! RAGHEAD RUSKIE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BULLCRAP ASSFACE SACRAMENTO FUCKTARD DAMN ASS FASCIST POLACK SHAKOPEE GOBSHITE BUGGER KIDDY FIDDLER AUTOFELLATIO PISS OFF MY ASS PEDOPHILIA CUNT CUM Alcohol
- 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
- 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
- 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
- 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole
Massive PENIS and with the HOMO and his BITCH of girraffes in which FROG'S FAT ASS while reading about BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!
SHIT
A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:
I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.
Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:
Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.
I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.
Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.
Best FUCKING regards,
Phil
This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS
It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. 
XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)
- this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))
See DICKHEAD also
- Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
- Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
- Penis
- Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
- Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
- Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
- Fuck
- Turrets syndrome
- Great Scott
- Bitch
- Hyper
- Jesus
- Butt
- Spasm
- Nigger
- Unfunny
- YOU WANKER
 Article written in the style of its subjectThis article is BAD MOTHERFUCKER funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASSHAT subject. If you do not find it funny CLUSTER FUCK, it is probably because you are an INBRED CONDOMS ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TITTIES If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CAMEL FUCKER joke loses its humour JACKASS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so COCK ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCK OFF needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT BALL SACK POMMIE HITLER PAKI!!!!!I <3 COCK |
