Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SUCK COCKS IN HELL!'PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'YOU WANKER'DONALD RUMSFELD'GIVING HEAD'SON OF A BITCH'FUCKBAG Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POLACK look at the FUCKHEAD talk page of this SON OF A BITCH article for notes or discussion before BOYCOTT VIACOM! editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS neurochemical FUCK disorder NEGRO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK, sudden DIPSHIT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKHEAD or BASTARD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly OSTRICH MY ASS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated AUTOFELLATIO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may PUSSY include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITTY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKFUCKFUCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat INJUN ASSRAPING words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAPE utterFUCKance of socially PISS ARTIST objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CLEMEN television programs to address PRICK Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is ASSHAT not to be FUCK confused with SHITCUNTING Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves EAT MY SHIT! random KIKE disorientation, culturally-BRITNEY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSWIPE language, CC PLZ and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITCUNTING VAGINA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHING souvenir shoppes and massive NIPPLES quantities BALLS of ANAL DIABETES NIPPLES garbage.

Darnit.

A GOD DAMN Polite Note to the ASS Author:

The TAFFY Tourette's QUEEF Research Institute was NI founded to SAGGY TITS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DONALD RUMSFELD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BITCH article ASSHAT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TACO I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BUTT PIRATE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SEX.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about PEEPEE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ASS Tourrette's sufferers FUCKING JUMP! swear. You can JACKASS blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HAIL SATAN! TV, for always focusing on the ANAL bad side of a terrible JAP thing.
• The main SHITCOCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BASTARD involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WOODPECKERSHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BOLLOCKS knee DYKE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PENISPENISPENIS!!! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes JACK ABRAMOFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TITS & DICKS school for DOG SHIT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MOTHERFUCKER sufferers to become CRAPFUCKER manically depressed and WIENER commit BITCH suicide.
• There is no BITCH cure, and the GREASER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CLIT tics often have adverse DIPSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALLS perodol" which caused my entire CHICKEN FRIES body to go BOOBS numb and KRAUT basically made it NIGGA! worse than LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD it is without the HELL drug.

I am an active member of a HORSE SHIT tourette syndrome WOODPECKERSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BLOWJOB the ASS public view of Tourettes as a "CUNTYMINTS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DIPSHIT sorry for CRAPMUNCHER "hi-jacking" your ALF entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really SHAKOPEE annoys me. I am working towards a NIGGER TITS better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIRD SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BIGNOSE, and making fun of a ASS horrible disorder is (not) NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JUNGLE BUNNY time.

Best DAMMIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SHIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PANCHEN LAMA reply

As STUDENT RIOTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CAPITALISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those DALAI LAMA countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries RIVER CRABS SUCK leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FALUN GONG byproduct of your DIMETHYL GLYCOL capitalist society DISSIDENTS.

Li Chiang “AMERICA'S GREAT!” Wen

P.S. BALL SACK Regards to Andrew SUGARTITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The GANGBANG bastard who wrote this article. You can COLGATE punch him if you PIG want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIV NEGATIVE article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this LGBT RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this UNITED KINGDOM article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHALICE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say BIBLE BASHER swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! saint name of our CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my GOBSHITE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKSTAIN and I GLASS BOTTOM BOATED THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TAMPON IN MY ASS BAND WITH 4 BULLSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A AUTOFELLATIO HORSE! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK'S HOUSE

How TITS & DICKS to MARGARET THATCHER cure PAKI the DUNE COON Tourette's EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING A for CHING CHONG CHINK Tourette's AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI Syndrome QUEEF is DOT HEAD following BULLSHIT these JACK OFF rules HOMO in HADJI order:

• 1: Avoid PEDOPHILIA immature SON OF A BITCH little DOT HEAD kids,
• 2: Count to SHITCUNTING within POMMIE 10 FUCKTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PISS ASSWIPE KAFFIR nor FRENCH TICKLER talk,
• 4: Tell SHITTY yourself you FUCKSTAIN don't TACO have ASSWIPE this I'LL RAPE YOU disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK TITTIES WITH NASTY AY-AY-AY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITTY FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK last straw EPIDIDYMIS!

I fucking put PISS OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE WOP PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF CROTCH THIS JACKASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BOON offensive. DOUCHE NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SEMPRINI people who try SMEG to battle CUNT CRAPPER'DAMN that tight-ass MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 17-year-CLUSTERFUCK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOD DAMMIT it now, but someone said SHIT' BITCH POMMIE'GOD DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FLYING FUCK is a laughing AUTOFELLATIO matter. Plus there FROG'S FAT ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DUNE COON Uncyclopedia, there are LET'S SHIT articles BUTT PIRATE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SHIT stuff. So CUM that means SON OF A BITCH stop getting mad at the YOU WANKER first part too and CANNED QUOTE talking about the COCK letter that it's CUNT CRAPPER mocking (what SHITE letter? I don't even know what DICK IN A BOX the heck you're talking about). Adrian MOTHERFUCKER hi self FUCKING FUCKFUCKER even made a really BITCH good point. "It's [expletive deleted] nothing more FLYING FUCK from a head nod to a PORCUPINE'S BALLS knee tick". FUCKING. Which I'll add BORDER HOPPER onto SLOPE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DAMN suffer that ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ASSHAT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BASTARD be, because if I were a MICK Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BALLS hilarious. If you SEMEN Want facts, go on SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll AUTOFELLATIO be offended, don't read NI the freaking SHITFUCKER article anyway.

NIPPLES YOU WANKER WANKER COCK CUNNILINGUS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELLFIRE HELL [Insert yet another person's name here] BOLLOCKS

RECTUM RAIDER FUCKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKFACE TITTIES WALRUS SHIT PORCH MONKEY BASTARD GOOK FLYING RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITTY FAGGOT BITCH FUCK MALARKY BOOBIES DICKHEAD BITCH GENITALIA BITCH CRAP ON A STICK JIGGABOO AUTOFELLATIO JACK OFF PICKANINNY POLACK CROTCH NIPPLES CLEMEN INCEST DIPSHIT OH SHI– NAZI DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKSTAIN GO HOME AND DIE KAFFIR DICKHEAD TITS COMMUNIST DILDO THONG TASTER DICKHEAD TACO LGBT RIGHTS BULLSHIT DAMN IT JESSE McCARTNEY SMEG JOHN ELWAY CUNTSWILLING BONER BONER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CRAPPY PENIS BELLEND TOSSER FUCK FUCKING BASEBALL DIRTY SANCHEZ AMERICA ONLINE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SHITHEAD BIRD SHIT ARSE KIKE CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX JACK OFF TONY LA RUSSA BITCH BANGKOK BASTARD DOG SHIT CLEMEN BUGGER OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS BUGGER FUCK YOU HAIL SATAN! BULLSHIT BULLSHIT PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN ASSHOLE BUGFUCK I WILL END YOU! CUNTING ASSCRACK ARSE SAGGY TITS BASTARD PECKERHEAD DUNE COON DICKHEAD YID DICK FUCKER FUCK OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT INBRED JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK RAGHEAD NIGGER WIGGER SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SOD BELLEND POOPOO HELL CUNT HEIL HITLER! DICK CHICKEN ASSFACE DUMBASS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST FUCK A DUCK FUCKSTAIN SHITE BUKKAKE PUNANI VAGINA MICK PUSSYLICKER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE CONAN O'BRIAN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA I'LL RAPE YOU JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHOLE BOB SAGET FUCKHEAD JENKEM FUCKTARD WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKING JUMP! YID GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITS DAMN DIPSHIT FUCK SPANK THE MONKEY WANK AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PUSSY TWAT CUNT COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT LET'S SHIT RAT'S ASS [expletive deleted] COMMUNION WAFER ASSCRACK INCEST TACO SPUNK DICKFACE DICKWAD SUCK MY COCK FUCKHEAD BITCH RAGHEAD NICARAGUA ASSWIPE DIPSHIT FUCKWIT BASTARD DOG FUCKER STEVE BALLMER JACKASS SEX HELL GOD DAMN CROTCH AY-AY-AY SCROTUM FUCKBAG SAND NIGGER BEAVER TIBET CUNNILINGUS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BUKKAKE BALLS CUNT SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD SAGGY TITS PIECE OF SHIT SEX ASSFACE GOD DAMMIT FLYING FUCK OSTRICH MY ASS ASS LICKER CUNTSWILLING HOSER BEAVER SEMEN SHITCOCK BITCH PIG BUGGER DUMBASS HENTAI SIGMUND FREUD CLUSTERFUCK TURD SHITCOCK ARSE FUCKFACE suck my mothers FUCK SHITE PASTURE BELGIUM DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE BUTT-HOLE SON OF A BITCH PEARL NECKLACE YOU WANKER WIENER BENCH PRESS FUCKFACE TWAT CAMEL JOCKEY BITCH FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER BAT FUCK INSANE QUEEF [EXPLETIVE] I'LL RAPE YOU TITTIES HITLER TITS RECTUM RAIDER CUNT POLESMOKER TAMPONS JIZZ TRANNY HORSE PENIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSWIPE FUCKING A SCROTUM DICKHEAD DAMNATION CUNTSWILLING RAPE PENIS ON A STICK TITS & DICKS CHOAD FUCK OFF SHITFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN WOP MOTHERFUCKER CUNT BEANER TAMPONS ARSE PUNANI DAMN ASS I WILL END YOU! MALARKY BIRD SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS MARY WHITEHOUSE SUCK MY COCK REDSKIN FUCKFACE POMMIE RAT'S COCK BATHING SUIT AREA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT LIKE A HORSE GANGBANG MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS ARTIST GOATSE WANK VENEREAL DISEASE ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT HELL SOD OFF AMERICA ONLINE BALLS CONDOMS DOUCHING CHUFF FROG SPRINKLES HELL RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS [expletive deleted] WETBACK JACKASS HELL SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BOOBS TAFFY DONKEY PUNCHER VAGINA CUM SHITE DIPSHIT ASSCRACK PISS ARTIST FUCKHEAD NAZI CUNTRAG BONER YID PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKSTAIN GYPSY GENITALIA WANK RANDY TRAVIS ARSE SHITHEAD PRICK AUTOFELLATIO ORGASM SON OF A BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY P'KANG FUCKER GENITALIA VAGINA DIPSHIT ARSE DICKLICK FUCKER INBRED LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN TITS CLEMEN HELL CHING CHONG CHINK DICK CHICKEN WANK FEWMETS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI LIMEY HELL WANK SON OF A BITCH CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON RAT'S COCK WANK BASTARD JESSE McCARTNEY CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICKHEAD JAP BULLSHIT FUCKTARD FUCK CRAPMUNCHER DOODIE HEAD MOTHERFUCKER HADJI NIGGER CUNNILINGUS FLOWERS NIGGER DILDO MAMA MIA PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE ASS GREASER BUTTFUCKER CUNT CHOAD BALLS CUNNILINGUS POLAK ARSE FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBAG DICK DUNE COON DICKHEAD BRITNEY PRICK COCK PIGFUCKER MAMA MIA BRUSH MA TEETH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAT'S COCK CLEMEN FRAK ASS 4CHAN ASS FUCKFACE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! TAFFY SAND NIGGER FELCHMONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS POLESMOKER DUMBASS REDNECK ASSHOLE CRAPPY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DIPSHIT FRED PHELPS NIPPLES CUNT FUCKING FUCK OFF SHITFACE FUCKFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! MALARKY FROG'S FAT ASS BOLLOCKS FUCK FUCK JERK OFF TWAT MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE JUSTIN BIEBER FELCHMONKEY GANGBANG SNUFF PORN BOOBS SON OF A BITCH TUBA FUCKFACE FUCK OFF WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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WOP BUGFUCK SHIT SHITTY BUTT-HEAD WIKIPEDIA CHINK INCEST LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BIRD SHIT ART METAL PRODUCTS GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD DICK BASTARD YOGHURT CANNON ALF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING A ASS LICKER NIGNOG SHITTY CLIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING DAMN BEANER POMMIE GARBAGE DAY! CUNNILINGUS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WETBACK PIECE OF SHIT FUCKWIT DOUCHEBAG ORGASM DICKLICK SHITFACE BALLS CUNTRAG TOWELHEAD SHITCOCK FUCKING BUGFUCK BULLSHIT CUM DARTH VADER FLYING FUCK GENITALIA CUNT DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS GRINGO CUNT DICK FAG HITLER ASSCRACK TWAT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKBAG HELL SUITCASE PENIS SHITE FUCKFACE TRANNY DUMBASS PRICK ABO DILDO CUNT YOU WANKER BUTTFUCKER TWAT POLESMOKER WANK FIST FUCK RAPE AUTOFELLATIO SPIC DICK CHICKEN JACKASS SHIT DAMN BASTARD BALLS LET'S SHIT ABO I WILL KILL YOU! COON WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! SHIT TIT DIRT BANGKOK CUNTSWILLING FUCK OFF DICKFACE CARPET MUNCHER WANKER ROMANIA DOUCHE NAZI NAZI YOU WANKER JACKASS SHIT 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FRIG TOSSER REDNECK SHITCOCK GOD DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK DOUCHETITS GRAPE PENIS BASTARD GOD DAMMIT BLUE PENIS! BASTARD PENISPENISPENIS!!! PIKACHU INBRED DAMMIT SHITHEAD CRAP DIRTY SANCHEZ WALRUS SHIT ASSRAPING SHIT SCUMBUCKET FUCKTARD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POMMIE SMILES COON GIVING HEAD CUM BUTT PIRATE DOUCHETITS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DAMN IT DAMMIT BORDER HOPPER ROSIE O'DONNELL JERRY FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCK GO HOME AND DIE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCKFACE MASTURBATION FUCK CRAPFUCKER SHIT JERRY WIENER PISS OFF DONALD RUMSFELD SHITFUCKER CUNT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FASHION BUG NAZI WANK PIECE OF SHIT BITCH WIENER WANK PUSSY FUCKFACE ASS FUCK NUGGET SHITHEAD KRAUT BLUMPKIN FELLATIO TITWANK CC PLZ FUCKING CONDOMS CUNT DICKFACE CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST PISS DAMN DAMN IT WANK TITS SHITHEAD WANK BASKETBALL RAT'S COCK DAMN DUMBASS DAGO CUNNILINGUS ASSFACE CHRISTHUMPER SHITE CRACKER BITCH FUCK FUCKFACE ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS NI PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN TAFFY ASS REDSKIN WALRUS SHIT KAFFIR GOD DAMMIT POOPOO BALL SACK ASSRAMMER DEVELOPERS! ORGASM FUCK YOU I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL POLAK YOU WANKER BOOBIES PORCUPINE'S BALLS POMMIE DICKHEAD FRITZ ARSE PUSSY TITTIES ASSWIPE BAD MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION DARTH VADER CARPET MUNCHER HITLER CAMEL JOCKEY WOODPECKERSHIT DICKHEAD BUTT-HEAD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH KNOBJOCKEY PIGFUCKER FUCK RAPE CUNTRAG PENIS ON A STICK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI NIGGER VAGINA ANAL PEEPEE FLYING FUCK WANKSPLAT BUKKAKE TITS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES RAPE WANK CRACKER JACKASS CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE NEOPETS SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY TAMPONS PISS CUNTBUCKET WANKSPLAT BASTARD ASSCRACK ARSE RAT'S ASS CUNT HORSE PENIS ASSHAT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SEMEN BULLSHIT WANK RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD BALLS INJUN WANK COCK NEOPETS SUCK MY DICK BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICK DONKEY DICK MOCCASINS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BALLS COLGATE FLYING FUCK GENITALIA YOU WANKER TURD FELLATIO BULLCRAP FUCKFACE SHITBALLS GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS POMMIE WOP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BIRD IN THE HOUSE DAMN IT SHIT BIGNOSE BALLS SPICY CUNT FUCK OH SHI– RAT'S ASS ASSFACE MASTURBATION BLOWJOB DIRTY SANCHEZ DICKFACE BIG FOOT TIMBER NIGGER CUNT CRAPPER BLUE PENIS! PUNANI CLEVELAND STEAMER GIVING HEAD BITCH WARNER MUSIC GROUP PEARL NECKLACE FUCKBAG CHOAD JACKASS SCROTUM LAKE TITICACA SMEG DAGO SOD OFF SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHIT CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK WIENER I RAPE WALRUSES! GOD DAMN FLYING FUCK SACRAMENTO SHIT FUCKTARD REDNECK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PUNANI PENISPENISPENIS!!! CUNT MASTURBATION ASS JACKASS SHIT ADMINS ARE GAY YOU WANKER LET'S SHIT SON OF A BITCH MONKEY SHIT DONKEY DICK SHITBALLS BUDDHISM PISS SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER PICKANINNY SHITFACE INJUN MONKEY'S UNCLE KIKE MONKEY SHIT TIT SPRINKLES TIT SPRINKLES HELL SCUMBUCKET PENIS FUCKSTAIN TITS & DICKS PUSSY DARTH VADER YOU WANKER TWAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DICK DICK SHIT DICKHEAD FUCKING YOU WANKER MONKEY'S UNCLE DAMNATION FRIG PRICK BOOBS PISS OFF SHITTY POLAK DAMN DAMN DAMN CHENEY JACKASS ASS LICKER HELLFUCKER HELL ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ORGASM HELLFIRE DONKEY PUNCHER WANK CUNT HELL NAZI NAZI FUCK BITCH SUCK MY DICK NIGGER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GOD DAMMIT FUCKTARD BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER TITS WIGGER TRANNY SHITPISSER BALL SACK KNOBJOCKEY TAFFY SHITSLINGING BITCH LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JUNGLE BUNNY CUNT CUM SEX SEX SUCK MY COCK WANK COCKSHITTER BITCH GOOK AY-AY-AY BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS POMMIE HOMO BLUMPKIN HOMO FUDGEPACKER TITTYWANK SIGMUND FREUD TAMPONS PEARL NECKLACE HO JERRY ANAL RUSTY TROMBONE ARSE MALARKY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HAIL SATAN! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BEANER ORGASM MARCH OF FLAMES ART METAL PRODUCTS PEARL NECKLACE REBECCA BLACK FRENCH TICKLER CUNT MARCH OF FLAMES ASS LICKER SHITPISSER FUCKWIT ARSE FUCK YID PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU WALRUS SHIT DICK TITS GRINGO DICKHEAD FUCKING BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASS HELL AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FUCK OFF DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST REDNECK I AM CORNHOLIO! PRICK WANK PEARL NECKLACE DONGSHOVER BOB SAGET ASS FASCIST ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS FUCKWIT RAT'S COCK POTTYMOUTH ARSE SHITHEAD WANK BEANER NIGGER HADJI WANK PEDOPHILIA PISSHOLE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! TAMPONS SAND NIGGER PORCH MONKEY FROG'S FAT ASS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FUCKING A I'LL RAPE YOU ASS SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CHOAD FUCKHEAD ASS JAP SHITE FAG SON OF A BITCH CONDOMS LIMEY DICKFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS SUCK MY DICK HENTAI CHENEY DAMN IT FUCKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOZILLA FIREFOX BUTT PIRATE POMMIE DARTH VADER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICK and with the INBRED and his BULLCRAP of girraffes in which TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE while reading about SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASSCRACK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• GRAPE PENIS