Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TITS & DICKS'CAMEL JOCKEY'ARSE'BAD MOTHERFUCKER'MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!'DICK'LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PORCH MONKEY look at the SHITHEAD talk page of this FUCKING article for notes or discussion before OSTRICH MY ASS editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKHEAD neurochemical FUCK disorder DOUCHING characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIGGER, sudden SEMEN m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NEGRO or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SPIC in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TITS & DICKS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAMPONS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCKER ASSFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITBALLS utterFUCKance of socially BOOBIES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TAMPONS television programs to address FUCK Tourette's syndrome.

MOCKIE Tourette's is WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? not to be FLYING RAT'S ASS confused with OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DICK CHICKEN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT random RAT'S ASS disorientation, culturally-COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth BUTTFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DRAMA language, IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE SHITSLINGING of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PEEPEE souvenir shoppes and massive TACO quantities STRAWBERRY ASS of ANAL DIABETES CLEVELAND STEAMER garbage.

Darnit.

A BULLSHIT Polite Note to the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA Author:

The SHIT Tourette's JOHN ELWAY Research Institute was DICKWAD founded to PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have RUSKIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I LIKE SCHOOL article SHITFUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and HAIL SATAN! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ASSHOLE changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PORCH MONKEY.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about MAMA MIA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MILF Tourrette's sufferers JACKASS SHIT swear. You can DOT HEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the GOD DAMMIT bad side of a terrible HADJI thing.
• The main CLIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICKFACE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SON OF A BITCH knee EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOOBS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHITCUNTING school for RAT'S COCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI sufferers to become CUNT manically depressed and GENITALIA commit GREASER suicide.
• There is no BASTARD cure, and the YOU WANKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the CUM tics often have adverse FLYING FUCK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POLACK perodol" which caused my entire CUNT body to go HAIL SATAN! numb and ARSE basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN tourette syndrome CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! the FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD public view of Tourettes as a "MOLDY TITS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FUCK YOU much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FLYING FUCK sorry for FUCK A DUCK "hi-jacking" your CLUSTERFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like TITTIES this that really DUMBASS annoys me. I am working towards a CHICKEN SHIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE, and making fun of a ASSHAT horrible disorder is (not) CAMEL FUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SCUMBAG time.

Best ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FUCKWIT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are NORTH KOREA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT PROTESTS Westerners show is not an PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those CHINA IS CAPITALIST countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TANK MAN in countries MINORITIES leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CAPITALISM byproduct of your PANCHEN LAMA capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? Regards to Andrew TITS & DICKS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CAUCASIANS reply

The REDNECK bastard who wrote this article. You can TACO punch him if you WIENER want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter KU KLUX KLAN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock FREE ELECTIONS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this LGBT RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with UNITED KINGDOM hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. SACRED Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many IN SACREMENT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BLESSED DAMN SAINT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DOUCHING and TITWANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LET'S SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIGGER BAND WITH 4 WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DOUCHING HORSE! NIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NIGGER'S HOUSE

How DAMNATION to CLEVELAND STEAMER cure JOHNNY the OH SHI– Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SOD OFF for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Tourette's PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Syndrome ASSWIPE is NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! following DILDO these TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! rules CUNT in MOCCASINS order:

• 1: Avoid WIGGER immature BATHING SUIT AREA little KAFFIR kids,
• 2: Count to THIS IS A RARE SWEAR within BULLCRAP 10 MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your INCEST GOD DAMMIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI nor BUTT PIRATE talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKSTAIN yourself you ARSEBADGERS don't QUEEF have THONG TASTER this GANGBANG disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PENISBIRD WITH NASTY DICK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKSTAIN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NIGGER last straw CC PLZ!

I fucking put BONER' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GO HOME AND DIE the TOP OF PENISBIRD THIS ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be GOD DAMMIT offensive. BUTT PIRATE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BELGIUM people who try HADJI to battle KNOBJOCKEY'MOTHERFUCKER that tight-ass DONKEY DICK 17-year-CAMEL FUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SLOPE it now, but someone said RAT'S ASS' ASSHOLE DAMMIT'SHITHEAD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING YOU WANKER is a laughing DEVELOPERS! matter. Plus there NIPPLES was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on suck my mothers Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFACE articles NORTH KOREA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCKWIT stuff. So GOD DAMMIT that means HORSE PENIS stop getting mad at the FELCHING first part too and YID talking about the CUNTRAG letter that it's TWAT mocking (what PISS ARTIST letter? I don't even know what WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! the heck you're talking about). Adrian OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA hi self PISS even made a really BUKKAKE good point. "It's DICK CHICKEN nothing more CRAP ON A STICK from a head nod to a POTTYMOUTH knee tick". FIST FUCK. Which I'll add FUCKFACE onto CHINA IS CAPITALIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't VENEREAL DISEASE suffer that BULLCRAP much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HI, BILLY MAYS HERE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to RAT'S ASS be, because if I were a FUCKSTAIN Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASS hilarious. If you CLUSTERFUCK Want facts, go on ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKING FUCKBOROUGH be offended, don't read FLYING FUCK the freaking DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT article anyway.

AUTOFELLATIO PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITFACE TAFFY DAGO ASSCRACK SHAKOPEE DOM DeLUISE CHOAD KISSER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE

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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE JERK OFF REBECCA BLACK BONER TITTIES TOURETTE'S SYNDROME CUNT LIMEY PUNANI JACK OFF NOT PROTECTING EDITS THAT ONLY TWO ADMINS FIND FUNNY, AND PUTTING THE ORIGINAL, POPULAR ARTICLE BACK CHIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUNE COON CUNTBUCKET CHUFF NORTH KOREA BUTTFUCKER ASSHOLE DAMNATION JIZZ JACK OFF JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST JACKASS ARSE CHIGGER DESU PENIS SPIC AUTOFELLATIO CRAPMUNCHER NIGGER FENCE JUMPER FLYING FUCK COCKSUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INCEST JIGGABOO FELCHMONKEY POLESMOKER JERRY ABO SHITTY COON MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BIRD IN THE HOUSE NECROPHILIA FUCKHEAD CUNTRAG LET'S SHIT ANAL DIABETES BONER CLEMEN ART METAL PRODUCTS COCKSUCKER HELL GIVING HEAD HADJI GOD DAMN SPUNK BONER MOCKIE SUITCASE PENIS ASSFACE MOSES FOUR-EYES JAP MICK GOBSHITE PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK WANK SHITPISSER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD YID SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM SHITE ORGASM COCKSMOKER INBRED JAP ASS CUNTRAG DICKHEAD I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE SHIT FUCKER TITTIES WHITE POWER JACKASS BLISTERING BARNACLES TITTYWANK MOTHERFUCKER BONER GRINGO NECROPHILIA FUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE GOD DAMMIT SHITTY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CLEMEN DANDELIONS SAMUEL L. 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• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NEOPETS and with the CUM and his BATHING SUIT AREA of girraffes in which ASS while reading about BOON!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SNUFF PORN