Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JESSE McCARTNEY'FRENCH TICKLER'POMMIE'MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE'YOU'SHITE'FUCKING BASEBALL Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JACKASS look at the MALARKY talk page of this HELL article for notes or discussion before INBRED editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TAFFY neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKWAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSHAT, sudden LIKE FATHER LIKE SON m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements URINE-GARGLING or SON OF A BITCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUCK MY COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated EPIDIDYMIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GOD DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DOODIE HEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA RUSTY TROMBONE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SUCK MY COCK ASSHOLE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUKKAKE utterFUCKance of socially WANKSPLAT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first NIPPLES television programs to address ABO Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN Tourette's is YOGHURT CANNON not to be ASSWIPE confused with ASS Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves GRINGO random JESSE McCARTNEY disorientation, culturally-PISS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITTY outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local I AM CORNHOLIO! language, PISS ARTIST and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITHEAD COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NAZI souvenir shoppes and massive RAT'S COCK quantities WANK of ANAL DIABETES BUTT-HEAD garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the BUGGER OFF Author:

The RAT'S COCK Tourette's JACKASS Research Institute was CROTCH founded to CHRIST OF TABERNACLE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ORGASM article ASSFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFACE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCK OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance ASSWIPE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BRITNEY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of VAGINA Tourrette's sufferers WIENER swear. You can INJUN blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the EAT MY SHIT! bad side of a terrible SEX thing.
• The main FUCK YOU symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DAMN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NAZI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD BLESS AMERICA knee FELCHING NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRENCH TICKLER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIPPLES school for SHUT UP, MEG! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! sufferers to become FLYING RAT'S ASS manically depressed and CHIGGER commit TIMBER NIGGER suicide.
• There is no FLYING RAT'S ASS cure, and the I RAPE WALRUSES! drugs that are available to, "calm" the NIGNOG tics often have adverse PISS OFF side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TIMBER NIGGER perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S COCK body to go COCKSUCKER numb and HORSE SHIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP it is without the ASS drug.

I am an active member of a DELICIOUS CAKE tourette syndrome RAT'S ASS association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DONKEY DICK the DICKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "BUGGER OFF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BIGNOSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT sorry for POOPOO "hi-jacking" your DOUCHEBAG entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DYKE this that really SON OF A BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a GOD DAMMIT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITE article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHIT, and making fun of a DOUCHEBAG horrible disorder is (not) SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS time.

Best CANNED QUOTE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DEMOCRACY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill WIKIPEDIA Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those VOTE countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHT WING occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MELAMINE byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society CHINA IS CAPITALIST.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. CAMEL JOCKEY Regards to Andrew DAMN Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The ASSFACE bastard who wrote this article. You can LENS CRAFTERS punch him if you SHITE want to.

As a LGBT RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this BRITAIN country anyway, without this triple thick cock UNITED KINGDOM offensive stuff. I ask that you HYPERINFLATION remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CAUCASIANS put up with BRITAIN hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I DON'T HAVE AIDS white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BOLLOCKS saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHALICE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSHAT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WIENER and BORDER HOPPER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DUMBASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITCOCK BAND WITH 4 UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCKER HORSE! ASSHAT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSHAT'S HOUSE

How CLEMEN to JACK OFF cure SHITHEAD the BITCH Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS for HELL Tourette's VAGINA Syndrome BONER is SHITSLINGING following SHITCOCK these BELLEND rules HELL in FUCKING A order:

• 1: Avoid FUCK NUGGET immature INJUN little COCK kids,
• 2: Count to HOMO within BUTTFUCKER 10 SHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CUNTYMINTS SHITFACE FELLATIO nor NECROPHILIA talk,
• 4: Tell TACO yourself you ASS FASCIST don't ASSCRACK have DAMNED TABERNACLE this CHOAD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK MONKEY SHIT WITH NASTY COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FEWMETS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSHAT last straw ARSE!

I fucking put URINE-GARGLING' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOD DAMMIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? the TOP OF BATHING SUIT AREA THIS JACK OFF ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SCRATCH! GROUNDER! offensive. EPIDIDYMIS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BASTARD people who try HO to battle PIG'SCRATCH! GROUNDER! that tight-ass FUCK YOU 17-year-TITS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find PENISBIRD it now, but someone said PORCUPINE'S BALLS' INCEST CHOAD'ARSE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SEX is a laughing FUCKER matter. Plus there NAZI was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on [EXPLETIVE] Uncyclopedia, there are JACKASS SHIT articles DAGO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOD DAMMIT stuff. So MOZILLA FIREFOX that means DAMN stop getting mad at the TOWELHEAD first part too and SCRATCH! GROUNDER! talking about the MASTURBATION letter that it's SHITPISSER mocking (what LET'S SHIT letter? I don't even know what ROSIE O'DONNELL the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASSBANDIT hi self TITS even made a really BULLSHIT good point. "It's BITCH nothing more SHITHEAD from a head nod to a TITWANK knee tick". VAGINA. Which I'll add SHITHEAD onto ASSCRACK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA suffer that SHITE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes GOD DAMMIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to COCK be, because if I were a FUCKING BASEBALL Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PEDOPHILIA hilarious. If you SCUMBAG Want facts, go on DAGO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELLATIO be offended, don't read FUCK OFF the freaking PISSHOLE article anyway.

QUEEF DEVELOPERS! SUCK A BIG DICK NIGGER SHITTY ASS POMMIE JAP DRAMA

VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY'S UNCLE I WILL END YOU! 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ASS JACKASS CHIGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CUNT ARSE DAMMIT NORTH KOREA MOCCASINS DICKLICK TAFFY ARSE NIPPLES FUCK YOU CRAPMUNCHER DAMMIT MONKEY BALLS TWAT GREASER FUCKHEAD [expletive deleted] FUCK YOU MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BIRD IN THE HOUSE TWISTY VAGINA HORSE PENIS CRAP GOOK ASS STEVE BALLMER GYPSY ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLUSTERFUCK TITWANK EPIDIDYMIS DAMMIT ASSBANDIT FALSE BENSON CUNTSWILLING TOWELHEAD DOUCHING BITCH GIVING HEAD BASTARD BITCH SCUMBUCKET FUCKWIT STEVE BALLMER BUTTFUCKER GENITALIA SHIT CUNT THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES WANK ARSE SHUT UP, MEG! 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TESTICLE CHOKE SUITCASE PENIS CRAPMUNCHER WALRUS SHIT MOCKIE TAMPONS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS FUCKFACE NIGGER BITCH HELL FUCKING FUCKTARD DOG FUCKER DICKWAD HELL INBRED HELP I'M TRAPPED IN AN EXPLETIVE FACTORY ARSE JAP ASSFACE VAGINA YID CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FUCK FUCKBAG FUCKFACE AUTOFELLATIO COON POWERSHIT TOWELHEAD SHAKOPEE PISSHOLE BUTTFUCKER BITCH BAT FUCK INSANE PISSHOLE GOAT DICK RAPE KRAUT TRANNY HELL KIKE SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT BALLS BUKKAKE PROLES SHAKOPEE CLEMEN WANK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DUMBASS RECTUM RAIDER CUNTING ASSCRACK NIGGER SHITSLINGING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FUCK CAMEL FUCKER PISSHOLE BASTARD FLYING FUCK FUCKING A BALL SACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN EPIDIDYMIS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKING GOBSHITE ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA INCEST BITCH BUGGER BUTT PIRATE ASS FASCIST CLEVELAND STEAMER YUKY DOODY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! 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JAP ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE REBECCA BLACK ORGASM FUCKFACE ORGASM NI SHITHEAD MICK NIGGER WANK CHUFF SCUMBAG JAP SOD OFF MOLDY TITS FUCKFACE DOG SHIT DAMN TWAT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ANAL DIABETES VAGINA BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER CTHULHU FHTAGN DICKHEAD MILF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! CHOAD FRENCH TICKLER SHITE EPIDIDYMIS KRAUT BITCH FUCK STEVE BALLMER BITCH FUCKER BASTARD FUCKING HELLFIRE CUNT CUNT CHOAD CUNT ASSHOLE JESSE McCARTNEY JACK OFF SHITFUCKER CRAPPY BALLS DICKHEAD SIGMUND FREUD DICKFACE RAT'S ASS JACKASS THONG TASTER [EXPLETIVE] PEDOPHILIA FAGGOT RAT'S ASS SHITE COLGATE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK CUNT DICKHEAD ABO FUCKING A BALL SACK SUGARTITS SHITCOCK COCKGOBLIN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUNT DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK SEMEN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICK IN A BOX BONER BANGKOK FUCKING ASSWIPE ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST TACO MOCKIE ICE CREAM WIGGER TUBA SPIC PEARL NECKLACE SPIC BRITNEY ARSE JACKASS SCROTUM PIECE OF SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS SON OF A BITCH CUNNILINGUS SEX SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PIGFUCKER and with the FIST FUCK and his PRICK of girraffes in which SHIT while reading about NEOPETS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE , but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SPANK THE MONKEY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHAT