Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's JACK OFF'WOP'CUM'GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS'TITS & DICKS'TOTAL'FUCKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GO HOME AND DIE look at the D'OH talk page of this CHIGGER article for notes or discussion before NEGRO editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING A neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITPISSER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PENISFUCK, sudden MOCCASINS m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or PIG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMN IT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DONKEY DICK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ANUSCAKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken KAFFIR by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat WOP HAPPINESS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SON OF A BITCH utterFUCKance of socially LET'S SHIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BEAVER television programs to address BENSON SUCKS Tourette's syndrome.

PENIS Tourette's is FUCK not to be FUCK confused with PUSSY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SOD OFF chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DEVELOPERS! random QUEEF disorientation, culturally-SUCK A BIG DICK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JACKASS outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, POOPY and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive SAND NIGGER quantities BALL SACK of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING BASEBALL garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the SOD OFF Author:

The FUCK Tourette's CC PLZ Research Institute was FROG'S FAT ASS founded to BRITNEY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CAMEL JOCKEY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! article INBRED funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ASSWIPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PORCUPINE'S BALLS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance PISS ARTIST.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM Tourrette's sufferers DAMMIT swear. You can IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SEMEN TV, for always focusing on the VENEREAL DISEASE bad side of a terrible LET'S SHIT thing.

• The main SHITFACE symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'MY COMMUNION WAFER OF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BUGGER OFF knee CROTCH NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is OH SHI– no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITFACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FRED PHELPS school for OH SHI– something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NIPPLES sufferers to become FUCKING JUMP! manically depressed and BASTARD commit TWAT suicide.
• There is no I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL cure, and the SHITCUNTING drugs that are available to, "calm" the LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD tics often have adverse DILDO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS OFF perodol" which caused my entire FRAK body to go SCRATCH! GROUNDER! numb and NECROPHILIA basically made it NIGGA! worse than FUCKING A it is without the FENCE JUMPER drug.

I am an active member of a HO tourette syndrome CHIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SCUMBAG the SACRAMENTO public view of Tourettes as a "NI swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BEAVER sorry for TITS "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BASTARD this that really IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! annoys me. I am working towards a SPUNK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this GIVING HEAD article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ARSE, and making fun of a POLAK horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SOD OFF time.

Best SHITPISSER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CRAPPY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese ELECTION reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill EUROIPODS Westerners show is not an POISON IN BABY FORMULA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of PRINCE PHILIP degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing STUDENT PROTESTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries TIBETAN BUDDHISM leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your STUDENT RIOTS capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “GOVERNMENT FILTERS” Wen

P.S. BALLS Regards to Andrew MOLDY TITS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The ASSWIPE bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITSLINGING punch him if you WOODPECKERSHIT want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HIGH WAGES Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with HYPERINFLATION hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say HUEY P. NEWTON swearwords and only express plus glorieux MY COMMUNION WAFER OF praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the COLGATE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my BENCH PRESS intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PENISFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAPE and NEOPETS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WHORE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) OH SHI– BAND WITH 4 MONKEY'S UNCLE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SHITSLINGING HORSE! PENISFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PENISFUCK'S HOUSE

How NIGNOG to DELICIOUS CAKE cure SONNY BILL WILLIAMS the ASS Tourette's CAUCASIANS Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CROTCH for HOSER Tourette's COON Syndrome FUCKFACE is BIRD SHIT following RICK MORANIS these SLOPE rules PENIS ON A BUN in TENTACLE RAPE order:

• 1: Avoid TIMBER NIGGER immature DAMMIT little LAKE TITICACA kids,
• 2: Count to JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK within CLUSTERFUCK 10 EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUMseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKING A PENIS CUNNILINGUS nor GIVING HEAD talk,
• 4: Tell SPUNK yourself you FUDGEPACKER don't JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST have MOTHERFUCKER this BOYCOTT VIACOM! disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE WITH NASTY PISS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DONKEY PUNCHER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PENISFUCK last straw BONER!

I fucking put SHITSLIDE' my comment at the TOP OF THE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SON OF A BITCH the TOP OF MOTHERFUCKER THIS NI ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. INBRED. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DELICIOUS CAKE people who try GO HOME AND DIE to battle ASSFACE'THIS IS A RARE SWEAR that tight-ass SPUNK 17-year-BUTTFUCKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find YOU WANKER it now, but someone said MONKEY SHIT' BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS'FUCK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BOB SAGET is a laughing ASS matter. Plus there KAFFIR was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CHOAD Uncyclopedia, there are PIECE OF SHIT articles JACKASS SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PUSSY stuff. So BORDER HOPPER that means FLAMING ASS BADGER stop getting mad at the FUCKING first part too and NIGGER talking about the CUNT letter that it's CHIGGER mocking (what MARGARET THATCHER letter? I don't even know what FUCK OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian FRED PHELPS hi self TITS even made a really WOODPECKERSHIT good point. "It's NIGGER nothing more PISS OFF from a head nod to a SONNY BILL WILLIAMS knee tick". INJUN. Which I'll add GARBAGE DAY! onto I'LL RAPE YOU saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't RAT'S COCK suffer that IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CAMEL JOCKEY be, because if I were a BENCH PRESS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article MOCKIE hilarious. If you NIPPLES Want facts, go on DIPSHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHOAD be offended, don't read SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS the freaking BITCH article anyway.

FELLATIO DAMMIT BITCH POOPY BONER PRICK SHITCOCK BULLSHIT ASSRAPING YOU WANKER

BITCH BOB SAGET ASSHOLE PICKANINNY DICKLICK BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT POLESMOKER DAMMIT PENIS SHIT PISS UP MY ARSE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKFACE OH SHI– SHITSLINGING LENS CRAFTERS BUTTFUCKER BONER BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCK YOU CUNT RAGHEAD SHITE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS SHITCOCK SIGMUND FREUD PAKI ARSE FELCHING ASSWIPE GOD DAMN ASSWIPE FUCK SHITHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS TOSSER FRAK BLOWJOB GREASER JESSE McCARTNEY WANK PISS OFF MY ASS FELCHMONKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGGER FLYING FUCK FUCKING A DEMOCRACY FELCHING POLAK FAGGOT HELL PUSSY DICK IN A BOX WANK CUNT FUCKING A WANK BLUMPKIN CUNT TUBA DONKEY PUNCHER FELLATIO FUCKING A DOG FUCKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOUCHE CRACKER SHITBALLS SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT PISSHOLE BOOBIES ASSHOLE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCK DAMN SPUNK BIBLE BASHER CUNTRAG BLOWJOB BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK YOU ASSHAT MOTHERFUCKER IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SCUMBAG CLUSTERFUCK SHITE SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY BALLS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PRICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCK ASSBANDIT CRAPMUNCHER POLACK FEWMETS SHITSLINGING I CAN AFFORD FOOD CUNTSWILLING ARSE FUCKER ANUSCAKE TWISTY VAGINA JESSE McCARTNEY YOU WANKER MASTURBATION BIRD IN THE HOUSE CLEMEN DIPSHIT SHITSKIN SIGMUND FREUD SHITHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER SUCK MY DICK FUCK NIGGER TITS FUCKFACE SHITTY SMEG NIGNOG COMMUNIST DILDO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS RAT'S ASS OSTRICH MY ASS BALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WETBACK FUCKER JACKASS BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT ORGASM THONG TASTER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! NEGRO PISS ARTIST BAD MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMMIT WANK I'LL RAPE YOU SCUMBUCKET CHOAD BITCH MONGOLIANS HORSE SHIT NINTENDOGS RAT'S COCK PISS POWERSHIT BIGNOSE KAFFIR SOD OFF FIST FUCK DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU JESSE McCARTNEY ASS FAGGOT WALRUS SHIT BEANER BIG FOOT FUCK BOON BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GO COUNT YOUR DICK BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK SHIT PISS ARTIST THONG TASTER GRINGO ASSHAT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ORGASM ASSHAT DICK SEMEN FUCKWIT TAMPON IN MY ASS ASSHOLE BUNG-HOLE HADJI STUB SHOOP DA WHOOP TWAT FUCK OFF SCUMBAG EMO SOD BASKETBALL JUMPING JESUS!!! WHORE FLYING FUCK LIMEY CANNED QUOTE BIG FOOT COCK BOB SAGET O KURWA! RUSTY TROMBONE PISS ARTIST NIGNOG DONKEY DICK PUSSY DAMNED TABERNACLE FRIENDS JIGGABOO SHOOP DA WHOOP FLYING FUCK SHIT SUCK MY DICK FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER BASTARD SHITE FEWMETS FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST CUM DICKHEAD FUCK PORCH MONKEY FUCK BASTARD POMMIE MARY WHITEHOUSE STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK SHITCUNTING DONKEY DICK JACKASS SON OF A BITCH BOOBS ASS WIENER RAT'S COCK BULLSHIT HO DOUCHING SHITSKIN SHUT UP, MEG! GANGBANG RAPE GOATSE KIDDY FIDDLER MALL SANTA FUCK BITCH COON PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS I RAPE WALRUSES! COCKSUCKER BUGFUCK DOUCHING DONALD RUMSFELD CUNTBUCKET ASS NAZI FUCKTARD RAT'S COCK GIVING HEAD FLYING FUCK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK SON OF A BITCH FUCK A DUCK I'LL RAPE YOU WHORE FUCK FUCKFACE WOP MOCKIE SON OF A BITCH DOG SHIT JACKASS SOD SHITFACE PENIS ON A BUN PISS ARTIST CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR RAGHEAD GARBAGE DAY! BIRD IN THE HOUSE BONG JIGGABOO KRAUT ASSHAT DOUCHING POLESMOKER TOSSER CAPTAIN CRUNCH INCEST CLUSTERFUCK DICKLICK MOZILLA FIREFOX All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy BOB SAGET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BULLSHIT FENCE JUMPER HELL KAFFIR SEX CHOAD ASS INBRED HENTAI GOD DAMN WETBACK BOLLOCKS BUKKAKE LOLCAT ANUSCAKE PISSHOLE JESSE McCARTNEY ASSFACE PIG SCROTUM PISS SHITFACE DICK DAMN BAD MOTHERFUCKER SEX BONER DOUCHING BASTARD SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ GANGBANG CHINK HORSE SHIT DICKHEAD BUGFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WANK BASTARD FROG'S FAT ASS MARGARET THATCHER SEX GOD DAMN NAZI DICKHEAD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSBANDIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOWELHEAD DAMN SHITFACE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKHEAD FRENCH TICKLER GOD DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY COON GRIS DILDO CONDOMS PRICK CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST REDSKIN STEVE BALLMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSKIN PEEPEE INJUN PAKI CHICKEN FRIES FELCHMONKEY DAMMIT FLAMING ASS BADGER BITCH CONDOMS SUCK MY DICK BASTARD FUCKWIT STRAWBERRY ASS CLIT WIENER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCK PISSHOLE FUCK TIT DIRT ARSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CLUSTERFUCK RAGHEAD CUNTBUCKET BUGGER JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKBAG NAZI FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER I'LL RAPE YOU GANGBANG HOSER SHITSLIDE TWISTY VAGINA BULLSHIT FUCK COON CLEMEN WANK HELL WOODPECKERSHIT ASSHOLE DAMN IT I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BITCH CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BUTT-HOLE GO COUNT YOUR DICK VAGINA ASS GOD DAMMIT TRANNY SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SUGARTITS TOSSER CUNT CHOAD JACKASS SHIT RECTUM RAIDER SCROTUM PENIS VAGINA ASSWIPE JACKASS PUSSY SON OF A BITCH FUCKFACE BRITNEY BLOWJOB LAKE TITICACA AY-AY-AY TRANNY YOU WANKER DICKHEAD SPUNK DIPSHIT DOT HEAD JOHN ELWAY RAPE FOUR-EYES FUCKING TWAT HADJI MACACA TWO-INCH PENIS TIMBER NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE JERK OFF POLACK CLEVELAND STEAMER BALL SACK SHITE RAT'S COCK HELL FUDGEPACKER KRAUT BITCH DARTH VADER TOURETTE'S IS FUN BITCH PENISPENISPENIS!!! PUSSY JERRY JAP FRENCH TICKLER SEX PISSHOLE CAMEL FUCKER BITCH HEIL HITLER! GRINGO RAGHEAD FUCKER DAGO ASS PORCH MONKEY QUEEF POLAK DAMN DAMN IT KIKE CROTCH TOWELHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD NECROPHILIA DAMN SCUMBAG GENITALIA POTTYMOUTH MACACA I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS SHIT INBRED ABO CLUSTERFUCK STEVE BALLMER FUCK OFF DAMN ASSWIPE SHIT JOHNNY FUCKING A DICK CHICKEN SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITFUCKER MOLDY TITS FUCKFACE SHIT PRICK JAP MOZILLA FIREFOX WANK SHITFACE FIRECROTCH I'LL RAPE YOU SHITE SHITE DICKFACE CHUFF BALL SACK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BASTARD ASSFACE BULLSHIT GRINGO CAMEL FUCKER FUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSHOLE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FROG'S FAT ASS ASS HO CC PLZ SHITSKIN DUMBASS STUB BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSWIPE SCUMBUCKET SHITE SCROTUM MONKEY SHIT DAMMIT DICKHEAD ASSFACE POOPOO DAMN IT BLUMPKIN POMMIE PRINCE PHILIP MONKEY SHIT FREE ELECTIONS ASSWIPE DICKFACE NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFUCKER WIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MASTURBATION RAT'S COCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WANK DAMN WEHATEMARIO FUDGEPACKER ASS DAMN YOU WANKER FROG'S FAT ASS BULLSHIT FUCK NUGGET COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BASTARD GREASER GIVING HEAD NEGRO FUCK CHICKEN SHIT DOODIE HEAD JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ALEX TREBEK TWISTY VAGINA BALLS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK INBRED DAMNATION ASSHAT FUCKING PORCH MONKEY KNOBJOCKEY FUCKTARD CLUSTERFUCK JACKASS MUGABE HAS AIDS FAG FRIG DOT HEAD GIVING HEAD JACKASS PIXIES YOU WANKER COLGATE COCKSHITTER TURD GOD DAMN SLOPE BRITNEY ASSFACE DAMN COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOATSE SUCK MY COCK JIGGABOO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM HORSE PENIS CLIT SHITHEAD ASSHOLE FUCK OFF COMMUNIST DILDO GOAT DICK SAND NIGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITCOCK WALRUS SHIT POLAK WALRUS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE SHIT LIKE A HORSE HOMO SUCK COCKS IN HELL! KRAUT DAMNED TABERNACLE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CLEMEN EXTRA LONG PENIS TWAT DAMMIT YOU WANKER BELLEND MALL SANTA BELLEND FUCKSTAIN PICKANINNY MALARKY BIGNOSE BUTTFUCKER SHIT FUCKWIT TITMOUSE SHITTY DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WHORE BIRD SHIT BITCH RAPE SACRAMENTO INCEST FUCK YOU CUNT INBRED FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FLYING FUCK REDNECK SHITE GOOK DICKHEAD SUGARTITS OSTRICH MY ASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! YOUR MOM YOU WANKER MICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK AUTOFELLATIO WIENER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOGHURT CANNON FUCK GRAPE PENIS SHITFACE FUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL DOM DeLUISE TACO PORCUPINE'S BALLS DOUCHETITS PUSSYLICKER PUSSYLICKER COLGATE TURD DICKLICK DICK TITS PISS OFF MY ASS DICKFACE BULLCRAP TIT SPRINKLES DAMN COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TURD ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSCRACK DICK TITS NIPPLES DAMN BALL SACK TITS BOOBIES LIMEY ORGASM GARBAGE DAY! SPIC PISS WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHEBAG CAMEL JOCKEY ASS FASCIST NI TAIWAN SHITHEAD JACKASS HELL PIG I'LL RAPE YOU SHIT GOD DAMMIT BIRD SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DICK CHICKEN RAT'S ASS MASTURBATION COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CUM ORGASM SHITFACE ASSHAT CROTCH FRITZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS TOWELHEAD GREASER ORGASM JIZZ BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS SHIT NECROPHILIA HELL CAUCASIANS FLYING FUCK GOBSHITE FIRECROTCH HOLY DUMB FUCK JIZZ FUCKTARD FUCKSTAIN HADJI AAAAAAAAA! BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK FLYING FUCK DONKEY DICK JACKASS SHIT SHITE DOM DeLUISE TWAT CUNNILINGUS RAPE MOTHERFUCKER ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POLACK BITCH DICK CHICKEN COCK FUCKING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CHICKEN SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FROG NIGGER TOSSER FUCKING FUCKFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YOUR MOM POO POO BLOWJOB WOODPECKERSHIT EAT MY SHIT! DOG FUCKER HELL DUMBASS PISS OFF INBRED HOLY DUMB FUCK MARCH OF FLAMES TOWELHEAD YOGHURT CANNON ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITTY FUCK OFF HELL FUCKWIT UNITED KINGDOM DAMN HIV NEGATIVE NIPPLES CAMEL FUCKER RAGHEAD DOUCHING PISS ARTIST FUCKING BALL SACK CUNT JIGGABOO CUNT MOTHERFUCKER WANKER TIMBER NIGGER TAFFY OH SHI– GRIS DUMBASS REDSKIN GOD DAMN SHITE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER LOLCAT BOOBIES WIENER BUGGER OFF BASTARD BUTTFUCKER BITCH AUTOFELLATIO DUMBASS BRUSH MA TEETH DICKFACE JOHNNY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHIT FUCKHEAD NEOPETS CHOAD SOD DOUCHE NAZI SHITE JERK OFF SUGARTITS SMILES BRITNEY DILDO ARSE FUCKING A BONER DAMN IT INCEST ART METAL PRODUCTS RAT'S COCK DUMBASS DOUCHE NAZI TUBA PISS ARTIST FUCKING KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 O KURWA! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PAKI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! JOHN SMILEY FACE CLUSTERFUCK CHALICE FUCKER I WILL END YOU! CUNT FUCK CRAPFUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY BUKKAKE YOU WANKER DOUCHETITS TITS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER PISS ARTIST GOD DAMMIT SCUMBAG BUTTFUCKER ASS SEMEN JIZZ WALRUS SHIT CRAPFUCKER OPINION STEVE BALLMER QUEEF FUCKTARD JERK OFF MOCKIE ASS BORDER HOPPER FUCK WIENER QUEEF PUSSY CAMEL FUCKER NIGGER LICK PUSSY SAGGY TITS HITLER FUCKTARD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE BUTTFUCKER PUSSY WIENER WALRUS SHIT ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS DOUCHING SHIT PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! I WILL END YOU! FUCKTARD FELLATIO ORGASM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD TIT SPRINKLES FRED PHELPS GARBAGE DAY! SHIT RAT'S COCK GOD DAMMIT GOBSHITE SHITFACE FUCKWIT ARSEBADGERS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCK JENKEM PORCH MONKEY OSTRICH MY ASS HELL BASTARD HONKY ASSHAT NECROPHILIA BENCH PRESS suck my mothers TOWELHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT NIGNOG BITCH HADJI COCKSUCKER TITTIES CUNTSWILLING AUTOFELLATIO FUCKHEAD PRICK INBRED RAT'S COCK BITCH DAMN DOUCHE ASSFACE MOCCASINS DUMBASS BALL SACK pen0r TWAT BOOBIES PICKANINNY CRACKER FUCKFUCKFUCK BEAVER HAIL SATAN! HELL PORCH MONKEY SHITE HO SPIC FENCE JUMPER CUNT KIKE FUCKING JUMP! FELLATIO FUCKSTAIN CRACKER ASS COON KRAUT HELLFUCKER NIGNOG INBRED CLIT DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKHEAD SECOND BALLS CUM CUNTBUCKET BONER SEX FLYING FUCK NIPPLES LOLCAT SHITFUCKER AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! PENISFUCK DAMN DEVELOPERS! BLOWJOB WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? POMMIE [expletive deleted] PECKERHEAD DICK SHITHEAD FLYING RAT'S ASS GOOK GOD DAMN SHITTY FAGGOT LET'S SHIT DICK IN A BOX JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKING TWAT PISS OFF YOU WANKER BUTT PIRATE BONER FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK BUTTFUCKER ASSHAT FUCKING A NAZI KAFFIR SHITTY DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICK WIGGER DILDO GENITALIA DAMMIT FUCK BOB SAGET BATHING SUIT AREA SON OF A BITCH FELCHING JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST YUKY DOODY HELL BEANER WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? TOWELHEAD PENIS DAMMIT ORGASM CHICKEN SHIT ASSHAT BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER ASS LICKER LENS CRAFTERS JENKEM BENCH PRESS CRAP ON A STICK SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CLEMEN FUCK OFF CHOAD OH SHI– PISS OFF TRANNY CHIGGER BUGFUCK BULLCRAP FUCKHEAD PISSHOLE DOUCHEBAG FRAK MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT SPUNK DICKFACE ASSHOLE ASS BOOBIES BITCH ASS FLYING FUCK BUGFUCK ASS WIENER ASSFACE ASS ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS GRAPE PENIS DAMN CRAP FUCK FUCKFACE CUNT SHITFUCKER NIGGER TITS JOHN ELWAY BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER DANDELIONS DELICIOUS CAKE STEVE BALLMER INJUN DOM DeLUISE KRAUT DOUCHEBAG RAT'S COCK CHICKEN SHIT HELL HADJI FEMADOM Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN and with the DICKLICK and his FENCE JUMPER of girraffes in which NIHILISM while reading about COMMUNIST DILDO!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FROG'S FAT ASS