Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's AY-AY-AY'PISSHOLE'TOTAL'BASTARD'SHITE'MONKEY SHIT'FUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a POO POO BLOWJOB look at the SHITCOCK talk page of this CUNNILINGUS article for notes or discussion before SHITFUCKER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BULLSHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder CLIT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAPE, sudden DICK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT CRAPPER or PECKERHEAD vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SPANK THE MONKEY in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HORSE PENIS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may ABO include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELCHMONKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FALSE BENSON words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMNED TABERNACLE FLYING FUCK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DOUCHING utterFUCKance of socially BALLS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNNILINGUS television programs to address SCUMBAG Tourette's syndrome.

ASSFACE Tourette's is PISS OFF MY ASS not to be FUCK confused with CRAPMUNCHER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SACRED chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITFUCKER random SCUMBAG disorientation, culturally-BEAVER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FLAMING ASS BADGER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FELCHING language, RAPE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places AMERICA ONLINE JACKASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky 666 souvenir shoppes and massive CC PLZ quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES BASTARD garbage.

Darnit.

A NIPPLES Polite Note to the FUCKING BASEBALL Author:

The DOUGHNUT PUNCHER Tourette's CHIGGER Research Institute was WOODPECKERSHIT founded to FUCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your QUEEF article FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHAV I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GOAT DICK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about URINE-GARGLING Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SAND NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers [expletive deleted] swear. You can FU SPANG blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BULLSHIT TV, for always focusing on the JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK bad side of a terrible WIENER thing.
• The main O CANADA symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are HOT GRITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I'LL RAPE YOU' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CHRISTIANITY knee JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is NAZI no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SHITHEAD cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLUSTERFUCK school for YOGHURT CANNON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage SAGGY TITS sufferers to become FUCKING manically depressed and POLESMOKER commit DAMNATION suicide.
• There is no CROTCH cure, and the DICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the HELL tics often have adverse DAMN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna I'LL RAPE YOU perodol" which caused my entire JUNGLE BUNNY body to go HOMO numb and MOTHERFUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than PISS OFF MY ASS it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT tourette syndrome BULLSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating CUNT the FUCKFACE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHAT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITE sorry for FUCK OFF "hi-jacking" your PRICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a BEANER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BLISTERING BARNACLES, and making fun of a RAT'S COCK horrible disorder is (not) COCKSUCKER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your GOD DAMN time.

Best MONKEY SHIT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BLOWJOB” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese AMERICA'S GREAT! reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are CHRISTIANITY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an RIGHT WING effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOVERNMENT FILTERS degenerate capitalist culture in those RIVER CRABS SUCK countries. When showing POISON IN TOOTHPASTE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries STUDENT PROTESTS leadership, those problems does not TIBET occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your INDIA HAS NUKES capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. MARGARET THATCHER Regards to Andrew FEMADOM Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The SUGARTITS bastard who wrote this article. You can PRICK punch him if you CRAPMUNCHER want to.

As a MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this KU KLUX KLAN article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CLEAN DRINKING WATER offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass KU KLUX KLAN put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “FREE ELECTIONS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SEMEN saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my SCUMBUCKET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAPE Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMN and CRIMETHINK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with COON music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FLYING FUCK BAND WITH 4 BASTARD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNTRAG HORSE! RAPE IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAPE'S HOUSE

How RAPE to SHAKOPEE cure FUCKSTAIN the DOG SHIT Tourette's SHIT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment COON for PECKERHEAD Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome CAPTAIN CRUNCH is ASS following JUSTIN BIEBER these MOCKIE rules [Insert yet another person's name here] in SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid JIZZ immature BLUE PENIS! little BANGKOK kids,
• 2: Count to DONKEY DICK within FOUR-EYES 10 DICKHEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your 666 AUTOFELLATIO CROTCH nor JUSTIN BIEBER talk,
• 4: Tell MALARKY yourself you DAMN IT don't I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY have BEANER this SNUFF PORN disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CLUSTERFUCK WITH NASTY DOUCHEBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAPE last straw ASSHAT!

I fucking put MOTHERFUCKER' my comment at the TOP OF THE FROG'S FAT ASS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at RAT'S ASS the TOP OF BUGFUCK THIS CUNNILINGUS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be FUCKER offensive. WOP. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to INBRED people who try TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE to battle JUSTIN BIEBER'DARTH VADER that tight-ass HOMO 17-year-LENS CRAFTERS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SAGGY TITS it now, but someone said DICK TITS' Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS FELCHING'[expletive deleted] on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING TITS is a laughing CROTCH matter. Plus there FUCKWIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SEX Uncyclopedia, there are NIGGER articles TITS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching TOWELHEAD stuff. So CUM that means SHAKOPEE stop getting mad at the [Insert swear here] first part too and BAD MOTHERFUCKER talking about the BAD MOTHERFUCKER letter that it's BELGIUM mocking (what BUTTFUCKER letter? I don't even know what SUCK MY COCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian FROG'S FAT ASS hi self ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT even made a really CUNT good point. "It's BOOBIES nothing more HUMAN RIGHTS from a head nod to a BITCH knee tick". WANKSPLAT. Which I'll add PISS ARTIST onto WOODPECKERSHIT saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK YOU suffer that MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes NIGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSBANDIT be, because if I were a SHITBALLS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CC PLZ hilarious. If you BORDER HOPPER Want facts, go on PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DILDO be offended, don't read JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK the freaking FUCKWIT article anyway.

PISS ARTIST SHITFACE SHITTY ANUSCAKE FUCKBAG FUCKFACE WOMEN'S RIGHTS FROG'S FAT ASS TITS COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT

WOP FUCK A DUCK PISS OFF FAGGOT BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT CLIT DUNE COON DAMN IT DONALD RUMSFELD BASTARD HO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHAKOPEE BUKKAKE BELLEND O CANADA ORGASM SOD OFF FUCK OFF SEMEN ARSE ARSE SCUMBUCKET BITCH I WILL KILL YOU! CHIGGER ASS CRAPFUCKER GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN FUCK YOU JAP O CANADA MOTHERFUCKER SCROTUM SHITFACE POMMIE NECROPHILIA GOBSHITE PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PISS SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER ARSE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WIENER WOP CHAV HELL [expletive deleted] GRAPE PENIS EMO CHINK WETBACK BONER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ASSCRACK FUCKBAG WANK ASSRAPING FUCKSTAIN DOODIE HEAD MONKEY SHIT COCKGOBLIN BALL SACK FUCKTARD PISS RAT'S ASS P'KANG GOD DAMMIT CRAPMUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON I'LL RAPE YOU SCROTUM JAP SHITHEAD I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BITCH MONKEY SHIT SHITFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS NAZI FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS NIGGER TITS BASTARD SHITFACE DICKHEAD FELLATIO DOUCHEBAG POLESMOKER MONKEY SHIT PUSSYLICKER SHIT LIKE A HORSE GOD DAMMIT PIG GIVING HEAD BEAVER ASS DICK PISS OFF CLUSTERFUCK DAMN SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU SHUT UP, MEG! WANKER DAGO TWISTY VAGINA BOOBS LIMEY FRIG DELICIOUS CAKE ASSHAT JAP SCUMBAG BALL SACK MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! REBECCA BLACK JOHN SMILEY FACE BITCH PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES SHIT LIKE A HORSE REBECCA BLACK GOD DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER HELL ASS FUCK FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT RUSTY TROMBONE NIPPLES SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DICKHEAD FUCK YOU SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN SEX DEVELOPERS! RUSKIE WIGGER SPUNK KAFFIR FLAMING ASS BADGER GRINGO GRINGO BONER DONKEY DICK JAP BUKKAKE ASSHOLE BONG BUTTFUCKER HELL I'LL RAPE YOU DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT MONKEY SHIT FUCKER CHOLERA IS FUN! HENTAI PRICK FROG NECROPHILIA CUNT SHITE SCUMBUCKET SHIT OH SHI– SHIT SHUT UP, MEG! CUNTRAG PISS ARTIST GOOK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE YOU WANKER DAMN MICK NAZI PICKANINNY SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSHITTER FUCKER BULLSHIT CLUSTERFUCK BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA ASSWIPE COMMUNIST DILDO FRIG ABO PENIS BUTT PIRATE ASSBANDIT GOD BLESS AMERICA DICKWAD FUCK YOU DAGO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CLIT DIPSHIT GOD DAMN CUNNILINGUS CUNTBUCKET DAMN PISS OFF D'OH WIENER NIGGER TOWELHEAD SHIT CRACKER POO POO BLOWJOB FUCK FUCKBAG ASSHOLE PISS FELCHING FUCKSTAIN BAT FUCK INSANE FUCKING JUMP! COCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE ARSE FUCK OFF BASTARD SHITSLINGING PEDOPHILIA SMEG SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON MASTURBATION ASSHAT PISS ARTIST GIVING HEAD GOD DAMMIT PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! ICE CREAM FLAMING ASS BADGER SCUMBAG PECKERHEAD VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS RAT'S ASS BONER MOTHERFUCKER PEEPEE HOT GRITS TURD YID CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MOCCASINS ASS LICKER WIGGER EXTRA LONG PENIS THONG TASTER SCUMBUCKET FUCK YOU DOUCHE NAZI TITS JAP CUNT SHITFUCKER TURD SEMEN AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING PISS UP MY ARSE CHAV DIPSHIT FELLATIO FUCKWIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITE WANK CUNT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT COON PISS UP MY ARSE PAKI CHICKEN SHIT GOD DAMMIT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI ABO BUTT-HOLE CUM CUNT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WANK YOU WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU PENIS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BAD MOTHERFUCKER BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY COCK BLOWJOB MOSES CHIGGER FENCE JUMPER HOSER CUNT SHIT TITS & DICKS SHITSLIDE DAMN IT JUSTIN BIEBER SHUT UP, MEG! NIGNOG I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE COCKSUCKER BITCH SHIT OUT OF MY DICK HELLFIRE BIRD SHIT HELL NIPPLES WOP SHIT EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKHEAD PRICK FUCKING CHIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! NECROPHILIA SHITBALLS DOM DeLUISE FUCKSTAIN ASSHOLE BITCH WHORE FAG BOON YOU WANKER HONKY SHITTY DOG FUCKER POMMIE CRACKER GOBSHITE FUCK YOU FUCKFUCKFUCK TITMOUSE CUNT SON OF A BITCH BITCH BANGKOK BITCH SHITE CHUFF ASS FLOWERS SHIT BUKKAKE MALARKY FUCK BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA P'KANG MALARKY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKTARD PIGFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE TWAT AMERICA ONLINE PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT MALARKY RECTUM RAIDER BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT NIGGER TITS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHINK JOHN SMILEY FACE HENTAI SHITFUCKER BITCH I RAPE WALRUSES! FROG DICKLICK TWISTY VAGINA lowercase DICK TITS FUCK OFF JIZZ SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GENITALIA NIGGER TITS FUCKSTAIN CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! HO DICKHEAD FUCKTARD TWISTY VAGINA AUTOFELLATIO PUSSYLICKER CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK PORCH MONKEY BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN HELL SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SHIT GENITALIA ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER PISS ARTIST ASS FASCIST MASTURBATION SUCK A BIG DICK NICARAGUA HELL PEEPEE MOTHERFUCKER RANDY TRAVIS HORSE SHIT BULLCRAP PIG PORCH MONKEY BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT ASSWIPE SHIT DAMN SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT WANK SCUMBAG ASS LICKER FUCKHEAD DICKLICK DICK BOOBS DEVELOPERS! MOZILLA FIREFOX MARGARET THATCHER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHUT UP, MEG! 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CHIGGER FLAMING ASS BADGER BLOWJOB BALLS FROG'S FAT ASS JUNGLE BUNNY CLEMEN BUGFUCK CHING CHONG CHINK WANK CUNT BOLLOCKS FELLATIO P'KANG FUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK NIGGER SHITE FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK REBECCA BLACK TURD MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSWIPE CUNTSWILLING WOP CUNTRAG TOWELHEAD GRINGO GOD DAMMIT PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN PUSSY SPRINKLES DYKE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DOT HEAD GIVING HEAD JUNGLE BUNNY DICKHEAD FUCKWIT DICK CHICKEN RAT'S COCK CHICKEN FRIES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PEEPEE BALLS INBRED BITCH JACKASS SHIT FUCKWIT FUCKING VANITY PAGES ROCK DILDO SHITSLINGING MICK [Insert yet another person's name here] DAGO ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS TEDDY BEARS ASSFACE PAKI FUCKSTAIN COCKSUCKER PISS QUEEF ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SPIC JAP COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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SOD CLUSTERFUCK SHIT BLESSED DAMN SAINT BITCH I LIKE BUSH FELCHING FLYING FUCK RAT'S COCK ARSE BULLSHIT FRITZ DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS SPRINKLES PEARL NECKLACE ASSCRACK DICKLICK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN BLOWJOB ASSRAPING ABO TOTAL BEANER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP LET'S SHIT SHITCOCK BLOWJOB ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS SEMEN GOD DAMN FUCKING A CANNED QUOTE BALLS BUTT-HOLE LET'S SHIT JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK NECROPHILIA [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] 30 CASES OF PICKLES BLOWJOB POLAK suck my mothers PRICK TAFFY NEGRO DAMMIT SEMEN GOD DAMMIT FUCKHEAD WANK BUTT PIRATE WANKER CUM DAMMIT JACKASS DAMN VAGINA PORCH MONKEY CUNT CUNTYMINTS FUCKING A LIMEY BONG FUCKER ASSWIPE PISS OFF DICKLICK HORSE PENIS TITMOUSE NIPPLES BASTARD CUNT HORSE PENIS FUCK YOU WANKER PIECE OF SHIT SHITSLINGING GOD DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! BIG FOOT ASS NAZI TITS & DICKS DUNE COON ASSWIPE NEGRO DILDO ASSRAMMER FROG'S FAT ASS COCKSUCKER CHOAD DICKLICK FIST FUCK MILF FAGGOT HELL CHINK AMERICA ONLINE FUCKWIT ASS FEMADOM WOP DUMBASS YOU SUCK BALLS BALL SACK DAMN SUITCASE PENIS COCKSTUFFER GYPSY TAMPONS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BOLLOCKS SHIT AY-AY-AY WANK HEIL HITLER! FUCKFACE SEX CUNT FUCKFUCKFUCK WHORE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DUNE COON POMMIE BOOBS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU ASSWIPE RICK MORANIS BOB SAGET FUCKING A FRED PHELPS ASSHOLE JACKASS NIPPLES FEMADOM DICK CHICKEN WOP PISSHOLE I RAPE WALRUSES! YOU WANKER MOCCASINS CHRISTHUMPER BUGGER OFF WINDOWS VISTA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD NECROPHILIA FAG SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS BITCH FUCK A DUCK DOG SHIT HELL DAGO DAMN IT INCEST NAZI DAMN POTTYMOUTH FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN BOOBS FRITZ [EXPLETIVE] CUNTBUCKET CLUSTERFUCK HORSE SHIT JACK OFF VAGINA FUCKING ARSE ASSWIPE WARNER MUSIC GROUP I WILL END YOU! BUGGER PUSSY SCROTUM DUMBASS FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POLACK FUCKTARD CHIGGER PISS ARTIST ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DAMN SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FROG GOOK BUTT PIRATE SHITFACE SHITE DOUCHE ASS FASCIST COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SON OF A BITCH COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUDGEPACKER FLAMING ASS BADGER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS ASSFACE TWAT GOD DAMMIT SHITSLINGING LENS CRAFTERS PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMMIT TESTICLE CHOKE JACKASS BITCH FUCK LIMEY CRACKER EPIDIDYMIS BUGFUCK ARFENHOUSE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKING A BOOBIES ANUSCAKE ARSE CUNTING ASSCRACK SUCK A BIG DICK HOSER COON HAIL SATAN! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FAG DICKFACE BUGGER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING A AUTOFELLATIO ASSRAPING ABO FRENCH TICKLER CHINK SMEG GRAPE PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKSTAIN TWAT ARSE FUCKER DICKHEAD FUCK A DUCK NECROPHILIA CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN FROG DAMNATION FUCKWIT EXTRA LONG PENIS DUNE COON MICK ANUSCAKE CUNTBUCKET SHITTY CLUSTERFUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER NIGGER TITS FUCKWIT SHITTY COCKGOBLIN DAMN LET'S SHIT INCEST CRAPFUCKER CUNT FUCKWIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CLEMEN ASSFACE SHIT DAMMIT FUCKTARD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA KAFFIR ARSE BUTT-HOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS STUDENT MOVEMENT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MILF PORCH MONKEY FUCKSTAIN SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT PECKERHEAD SHIT SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD NECROPHILIA BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT HELL QUEEF DICK SHITCOCK ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU DOG FUCKER BOLLOCKS FUCKHEAD FAG FUCKFACE BANGKOK PIGFUCKER SHUT UP, MEG! SHITE pen0r REDEEMING VALUE CUNTSWILLING STRAWBERRY ASS QUEEF SIGMUND FREUD KAFFIR WANK TITS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BULLSHIT SHITSLINGING IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK ASS FUCKER CHAV HELL PUSSY DAMN MASTURBATION SOD OFF JACKASS CLEVELAND STEAMER PIGFUCKER SHIT FRITZ OH SHI– HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS I'LL RAPE YOU CUNNILINGUS NICARAGUA PEARL NECKLACE SHITFUCKER FUCKING A POMMIE DOUCHETITS DAMN IT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! CUNT BULLSHIT ORGASM FUCK SHITE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA COCK INBRED INCEST GOD DAMMIT POMMIE PISSHOLE DAMN BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HADJI ASS BULLSHIT YOU WANKER SEX ASS FUCK YOU CLIT FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE FUCK MOTHERFUCKER FUCK A DUCK HELL HELLFIRE FUCKING WIGGER FUCKHEAD PIG PISS DIPSHIT BOB SAGET SHITCOCK GOATSE INJUN FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD DAMN BASTARD HORSE SHIT SHITSLINGING SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CROTCH FUCK WIENER DOT HEAD DAMMIT SEX PISS OFF MY ASS TITWANK PEEPEE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CUNTYMINTS PAKI FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER GREASER ANAL CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BLUE PENIS! suck my mothers WIENER ASS ALF CUNT CRAPPER PORCUPINE'S BALLS ARSE MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! PISS TITTYWANK DAMN SHITTY PISS OFF DAMN POLAK INBRED URINE-GARGLING SLOPE COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMMIT LAKE TITICACA PRICK HOSER FAG BALLS INCEST PEEPEE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! MOTHERFUCKER TITS NICARAGUA FUCKTARD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING WOODPECKERSHIT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SON OF A BITCH and with the DOUCHEBAG and his COON of girraffes in which RUSTY TROMBONE while reading about RAT'S COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See AY-AY-AY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• DOUCHEBAG