Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BUTT PIRATE'TAMPONS'SHIT'HEIL HITLER!'TAMPONS'MOTHERFUCKER'AUTOFELLATIO Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUTT-HOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder DICKWAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MARCH OF FLAMES, sudden POOPY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements YUKY DOODY or EMO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PUNANI in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated REBECCA BLACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DAMN include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken BIRD SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FAGGOT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HITLER JAP words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNT utterFUCKance of socially RAT'S ASS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SCROTUM television programs to address SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

BITCH Tourette's is EPIDIDYMIS not to be JIGGABOO confused with AY-AY-AY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CHRIST OF TABERNACLE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! random NIGGER disorientation, culturally-LOGJAMMER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMMIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCKING language, ORGASM and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places CHIGGER PISS OFF MY ASS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DAMN IT souvenir shoppes and massive TRANNY quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES DIPSHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the CTHULHU FHTAGN Author:

The SCUMBAG Tourette's POTTYMOUTH Research Institute was PENIS founded to SCUMBAG.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSE article DICK CHICKEN funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and TITTYWANK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or P'KANG changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DARTH VADER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about KAFFIR Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of NIGGER Tourrette's sufferers PENIS swear. You can SHITHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame TITWANK TV, for always focusing on the ASSHOLE bad side of a terrible CLIT thing.
• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SAGGY TITS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU WANKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOOK knee RUSKIE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCKSUCKER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DICK CHICKEN school for I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage NECROPHILIA sufferers to become HORSE SHIT manically depressed and ASSFACE commit HOSER suicide.
• There is no 666 cure, and the TACO drugs that are available to, "calm" the PISS tics often have adverse CROTCH side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SCUMBAG perodol" which caused my entire PIECE OF SHIT body to go INCEST numb and JACKASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than DIPSHIT it is without the SHITE drug.

I am an active member of a BUTT-FOR-BRAINS tourette syndrome NIGGER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SOD OFF the FELCHING public view of Tourettes as a "TOSSER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GENITALIA much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHITSLINGING sorry for GOD DAMMIT "hi-jacking" your NIPPLES entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FLYING RAT'S ASS this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a WANK better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CRAPFUCKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DUMBASS, and making fun of a SHITHEAD horrible disorder is (not) DAMN IT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CHOAD KISSER time.

Best MASTURBATION regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “MACACA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese LHASA reply

As OPINION Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MELAMINE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill COMMUNISM IS STUPID Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIENANMEN SQUARE degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing PANCHEN LAMA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust EUROIPODS in countries DALAI LAMA leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG!.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. FUDGEPACKER Regards to Andrew FUCKING A Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The TONY LA RUSSA bastard who wrote this article. You can ALF punch him if you BUGGER OFF want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter MORGAN TSVANGIRAI Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HUMAN RIGHTS article. We have enough LGBT RIGHTS problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this WHITE POWER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with I CAN AFFORD FOOD hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say JUMPING JESUS!!! swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FRIG saint name of our MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON JUMPING JESUS!!!, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MARCH OF FLAMES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are CROTCH and FUCK NUGGET playing Roblox's Adopt Me with CONDOMS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I'LL RAPE YOU BAND WITH 4 BUGGER OFF MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DICKHEAD HORSE! MARCH OF FLAMES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MARCH OF FLAMES'S HOUSE

How INBRED to WANK cure DOUCHING the PENIS ON A BUN Tourette's JENKEM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MARCH OF FLAMES for LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT Tourette's PISS Syndrome HAIL SATAN! is YOU WANKER following PISS OFF these URINE-GARGLING rules FUCKING in FAGGOT order:

• 1: Avoid CRAPMUNCHER immature BASTARD little NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! kids,
• 2: Count to BORDER HOPPER within FUCKER 10 DOT HEADseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN ANAL nor PUNANI talk,
• 4: Tell FUCKFACE yourself you SCUMBAG don't FUCK have SHIT this PISS ARTIST disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANK WITH NASTY GIVING HEAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MARCH OF FLAMES last straw FUCK OFF!

I fucking put SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE BITCH PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SEMEN the TOP OF JERRY THIS POOPOO ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HADJI offensive. DOUCHEBAG. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIGGER people who try CARPET MUNCHER to battle TRANNY'DAMMIT that tight-ass JAP 17-year-HEIL HITLER!—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITTY it now, but someone said FRIG' DUMBASS CUNT'BLOWJOB on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BASTARD is a laughing HELLFIRE matter. Plus there JACK OFF was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on ARSE Uncyclopedia, there are BOON articles SHITE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PRICK stuff. So FUCK that means LET'S SHIT stop getting mad at the NAZI first part too and CHENEY talking about the DUMBASS letter that it's ANUSCAKE mocking (what TITS letter? I don't even know what RAT'S COCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian [expletive deleted] hi self JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS even made a really POOPY good point. "It's EXTRA LONG PENIS nothing more JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST from a head nod to a ASSHOLE knee tick". AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI. Which I'll add BORDER HOPPER onto PISS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't HELL suffer that I AM CORNHOLIO! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes HELLFIRE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BEAVER hilarious. If you MACACA Want facts, go on HO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DILDO be offended, don't read CROTCH the freaking PEEPEE article anyway.

GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES AUTOFELLATIO BRUSH MA TEETH SMEG JIGGABOO SHITFUCKER LET'S SHIT BASTARD FUCKING BASEBALL

ASSWIPE WANK SHITFUCKER SMEG FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKFACE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING DICK TITS CUNT HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER YOUR MOM ANAL DIABETES BATHING SUIT AREA SHITTING DICK NIPPLES GREASER FELCHMONKEY CAMEL JOCKEY HELLFUCKER FALSE BENSON ASSWIPE SOD SHIT POMMIE FRENCH TICKLER DAMN CLEMEN GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT FENCE JUMPER BOOBS SHITFACE NAZI COON BUTTFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TAMPON IN MY ASS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM VAGINA DAMN FROG'S FAT ASS SEX SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! CUNTBUCKET SUCK MY COCK DICKFACE SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TOWELHEAD KAFFIR FUCKSTAIN MONKEY SHIT BEAVER CRAP GOD DAMN SEMEN FUCK WHORE GENITALIA DIPSHIT ORGASM IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD PENIS ASSWIPE CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ HELLFUCKER RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER HENTAI MAMA MIA CRAPPY NICARAGUA HIGH WAGES ASSWIPE TITMOUSE FUCKER FUCKING JUMP! VAGINA SHITFACE BOON RAGHEAD RAPE FUCK FOUR-EYES ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CARPET MUNCHER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITTYWANK EXTRA LONG PENIS ARSE HORSE SHIT HONKY RAPE DICK IN A BOX I CAN AFFORD FOOD WANKSPLAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHIT YOU WANKER COMMUNIST DILDO ASS LICKER ASSHOLE NIPPLES FUCKING A TITS & DICKS YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY GOAT DICK FUCK OFF RAPE I CAN AFFORD FOOD DOG FUCKER JOHN ELWAY MILF FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKTARD FASHION BUG MACACA DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ORGASM SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! RICK MORANIS PORCH MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK SHITHEAD MASTURBATION FUCK CUNTSWILLING TITTIES I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! HELL I RAPE WALRUSES! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DIPSHIT BATHING SUIT AREA PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT SHITFACE ASSHAT BITCH ARSE INBRED DIPSHIT HEIL HITLER! DICK FUCKHEAD RAGHEAD CHICKEN SHIT CLIT PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! BORDER HOPPER CONDOMS SHIT OSTRICH MY ASS CANNED QUOTE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK WIENER CUNT PISS OFF ASS HONKY RUSKIE FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BITCH GOD BLESS AMERICA BOOBS DICK CHICKEN GREASER BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITFUCKER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS BULLSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN INBRED I RAPE WALRUSES! BOB SAGET DOG SHIT BEANER FIST FUCK PENISBIRD BOOBS WANK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS PISS OFF ASSCRACK WANK RAT'S COCK MOCKIE SCROTUM SHITE NIGGER SEMEN RAT'S ASS BITCH HONKY FLYING FUCK ASSCRACK CONDOMS CUNTRAG I WILL END YOU! TWAT RANDY TRAVIS COON FELCHING PISS OFF NIPPLES BOB SAGET LOLCAT CRACKER DICKFACE KAFFIR PRICK FROG'S FAT ASS BLUMPKIN FENCE JUMPER FUCK PUSSY DAMN SHITE NIGNOG CRAP ON A STICK BITCH FELLATIO FUCKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS TAMPONS BLOWJOB DIRTY SANCHEZ WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? GANGBANG WHORE PISSHOLE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! NAZI SUCK MY DICK HELL AUTOFELLATIO BUGGER FROG'S FAT ASS PISSHOLE POOPOO CHIGGER GRINGO STRAWBERRY ASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REBECCA BLACK BOON MALARKY SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK ASSWIPE CHIGGER DAMN BONG I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS TRANNY POLACK KRAUT PUNANI FUCKTARD FUCKWIT FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK WINDOWS VISTA HO RICK MORANIS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DOT HEAD FUCKSTAIN TOWELHEAD BASTARD BUGFUCK DARTH VADER FELCHING BASTARD MASTURBATION COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BUTTFUCKER SHITE SUGARTITS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FUCKTARD GENITALIA TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCKING JUMP! TIT SPRINKLES TITS & DICKS SCROTUM TITS & DICKS SHAKOPEE DICK SHITSLINGING ORGASM SON OF A BITCH BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT YOU WANKER WANK BASTARD SCUMBAG GIVING HEAD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JACKASS MONKEY SHIT COCKSMOKER REDNECK YOUR MOM CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FAG FOREIGN CURRENCY FUCK NUGGET VENEREAL DISEASE ASS BUTTFUCKER SHITFUCKER CUNTRAG FUCKING BASEBALL CC PLZ HAIL SATAN! JAP BOON COON GOD DAMN NIGNOG DOG SHIT HADJI SHUT UP, MEG! I LIKE BUSH DONKEY PUNCHER LET'S SHIT SHITHEAD CC PLZ RUSKIE WOODPECKERSHIT CUNT FAGGOT BONER SUCK MY DICK ASS DOUCHEBAG FUCK OFF BANGKOK DEVELOPERS! CUNT PUSSY FUCK MOLDY TITS FUCKING A RICK MORANIS CHICKEN SHIT BEANER DAMN DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE DICK BASTARD FUCK CUNT POMMIE SHITCOCK PISSHOLE CHICKEN FRIES MASTURBATION 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CUNT DAMMIT CLEAN DRINKING WATER BORDER HOPPER MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CAUCASIANS CUNNILINGUS FIST FUCK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING FUCK JIGGABOO DAMN SHAKOPEE DAMMIT ASS DILDO DAMN WIKIPEDIA BLISTERING BARNACLES HOT GRITS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN ASS FUCK DILDO FUCKSTAIN FUCKTARD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCK YOU TITMOUSE ANAL BOOBS INJUN EXTRA LONG PENIS SAND NIGGER DAMMIT PIECE OF SHIT ASS GOD DAMMIT BONER BITCH POLACK BUGFUCK POMMIE NIPPLES LAKE TITICACA SEX ASS FAGGOT BUNG-HOLE FRIG WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? P'KANG CHOAD NECROPHILIA CAPTAIN CRUNCH WANK CLUSTERFUCK ARSE COON SON OF A BITCH HIGH WAGES FUCKWIT ARSE TURD SNUFF PORN ARSE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE SACRAMENTO THIS IS A RARE SWEAR FELLATIO POLESMOKER ASS STEVE BALLMER SOD OFF BUGGER PUSSY FUCK [expletive deleted] NIGGER MARGARET THATCHER WIENER I'LL RAPE YOU FASHION BUG TITWANK SHITFUCKER CUNT SOD OFF JESSE McCARTNEY RAGHEAD MAMA MIA FUCK NUGGET ASS TITTYWANK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FLYING RAT'S ASS I WILL END YOU! BALLS GOBSHITE SHITSLINGING DIPSHIT CHIGGER HELLFUCKER FRAK FUCK OFF ARSE DAMN PISS BOLLOCKS MARCH OF FLAMES FUCK OFF HOMO DIPSHIT BITCH ASSWIPE INBRED SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICK TITS GOD DAMMIT SHITE SPIC CHOAD POOPY MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GREASER ASS TITS & DICKS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GRINGO FELCHING TURD POLACK O CANADA CUNT SMEG MOCCASINS DUMBASS SHITSLINGING BELLEND WANK DOODIE HEAD WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCK RUSKIE FROG'S FAT ASS lowercase YOU WANKER BULLSHIT CUNTRAG CUNT SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT FUCK NUGGET DAMN IT FUCKTARD TURD SON OF A BITCH SHITE TESTICLE CHOKE NIGGER RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER ASS POOPOO TOSSER BUGGER COCK FUCK YOU WOODPECKERSHIT MACACA GREASER MASTURBATION PISSHOLE FRAK OSTRICH MY ASS SHIT BULLSHIT REBECCA BLACK SPIC TITTIES MOTHERFUCKER BUTT-HOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOLY FUCK THAT MAN IS BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF HIMSELF! NIGGER SHITCUNTING FAGGOT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS I'LL RAPE YOU CLEMEN BENCH PRESS TITTIES BLISTERING BARNACLES PRICK VAGINA GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS PISS ARTIST KRAUT ASSFACE RUSTY TROMBONE GO COUNT YOUR DICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT CUNT BONER HONKY HADJI POLESMOKER FUCK YOU YID FIST FUCK MOZILLA FIREFOX DAGO SEMEN GRIS CHALICE PICKANINNY 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PENIS ON A STICK MONKEY SHIT BITCH FUCKTARD CHRISTHUMPER FUCKSTAIN CRAPMUNCHER 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD TIT DIRT BASTARD BORDER HOPPER CLIT FUCK ASSHOLE ASS DUMBASS JOHNNY JACK OFF ANAL GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT LAPPER BUKKAKE MASTURBATION CUNNILINGUS COCKSHITTER PENIS MONKEY SHIT PIECE OF SHIT PEARL NECKLACE FUCK ASSFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE DAGO suck my mothers HELL DAMN I AM CORNHOLIO! FUCKFACE GOATSE BULLSHIT WILLY WONKA ASSWIPE GOBSHITE ASSHAT LIMEY TAFFY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCK PEARL NECKLACE CUNT BITCH FUCK ABO DAMN CUNT SHITE BEAVER LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BUTTFUCKER ORGASM RAT'S COCK HADJI HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKING FUCK SEMEN I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GENITALIA SHITSKIN BASTARD COON GYPSY BELLEND suck my mothers BULLCRAP MOTHERFUCKER SHIT CHIGGER BANGKOK DUMBASS BONG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PENIS TARTAR SAUCE CUNT INJUN JOHN ELWAY WANKER SCUMBAG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHITE SUITCASE PENIS DICK TITS CAMEL JOCKEY FEMADOM PRICK CUNT NECROPHILIA SHITFUCKER ASSCRACK BORDER HOPPER FUCKER SHITE SMEG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CONDOMS DILDO TOURETTE'S IS FUN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FRIG CUNTBUCKET ASSCRACK HOT GRITS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EMO CONDOMS COCK TAMPON IN MY ASS SEX NECROPHILIA BUTT PIRATE MALARKY SUGARTITS DAMN SPUNK TWAT I'LL RAPE YOU HITLER WOMEN'S RIGHTS ASSWIPE YOU WANKER DAMN FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK SHITE DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD DAMN IT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK YOU SPICY CUNT FUCK TITS CUNT CRAPPER PUSSY BOOBS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! CUNTRAG YOU WANKER TIT SPRINKLES ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT LIMEY TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSE DOG FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER INBRED SHIT BITCH BOOBIES BELLEND FUCKTARD DONGSHOVER HELL MASTURBATION FUCKSTAIN BLUE PENIS! [expletive deleted] FAG FUCKBAG NECROPHILIA PISS UP MY ARSE WHORE NORTH KOREA FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE MOTHERFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK NECROPHILIA AY-AY-AY LAKE TITICACA TUBA PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES ART METAL PRODUCTS CODEINE IS A QUEER DUMBASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH DICKWAD FENCE JUMPER STEVE BALLMER CLUSTERFUCK HELL MARY WHITEHOUSE BUKKAKE TOSSER DUMBASS GREASER RECTUM RAIDER FUCK FRED PHELPS PISS OFF FUCKHEAD WANK JUNGLE BUNNY HOT GRITS CLEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITSLINGING CHOAD INBRED BORDER HOPPER SEX JOHNNY PIXIES BEAVER FUCKHEAD BULLSHIT I WILL END YOU! SCUMBAG DEVELOPERS! CUNNILINGUS BLUMPKIN BRITNEY DICKWAD HELLFIRE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SAGGY TITS [expletive deleted] SHITE FUCKTARD ASSHAT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS NAZI FUCK TIMBER NIGGER CROTCH ORGASM PISSHOLE JERRY DICKLICK JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCK ASSCRACK DUMBASS CRACKER TWAT GANGBANG BONER ASS PAKI FUCKSTAIN DONKEY PUNCHER PRICK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKHEAD CHICKEN SHIT FUCK HELL BUTT-HEAD KRAUT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOG SHIT CUNT FUCK RAT'S COCK FUCK DONKEY DICK PENIS CUNTING ASSCRACK BOLLOCKS RUSTY TROMBONE BENCH PRESS ASS lowercase VAGINA LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD P'KANG CUNTRAG PRICK WALRUS SHIT BITCH I WILL END YOU! URINE-GARGLING COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PISS OFF MY ASS ASS STEVE BALLMER SCROTUM FUCKER POMMIE DICKFACE CHOAD HOMO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SCUMBAG FAGGOT CHIGGER BITCH CUNTBUCKET JACKASS CHOAD CHUFF SPICY CUNT FUCK TITWANK JAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS PIECE OF SHIT BELLEND INBRED FLYING FUCK AAAAAAAAA! DOUCHEBAG FUCKING JUMP! WEHATEMARIO SUITCASE PENIS HOSER HORSE SHIT AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! FUCKFACE BITCH DAMN SHIT BASTARD CONDOMS SHITSLINGING BLOWJOB URINE-GARGLING FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKER BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY WOODPECKERSHIT PIECE OF SHIT CUNT COON TOTAL HONKY CLIT SHITHEAD RAPE SHITPISSER DIPSHIT SHIT DAMN CLUSTERFUCK SUCK MY COCK DAMN FLYING FUCK PUSSY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHIT LIMEY TITS & DICKS HOLY DUMB FUCK HELL LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCK YOU SCROTUM SHITSLINGING pen0r TITWANK FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS PISS PEDOPHILIA POLAK GOD DAMMIT PISS BOOBS BUTT PIRATE DICKFACE SPICY CUNT FUCK PUNANI CUNT VENEREAL DISEASE CLUSTERFUCK LOGJAMMER FUCKWIT CRACKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SCUMBAG BEANER STRAWBERRY ASS TURD DUNE COON PENIS CAMEL JOCKEY CUM NAZI JAP INCEST FUCKFACE CLIT FUCKING DOUCHE SHITE TITTIES DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKSTAIN BASTARD CUNT COCK CUNT SEX ASS BITCH FUCKER DOUCHEBAG SCROTUM PRICK HORSE PENIS SHIT TUBA FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE CUNT SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO ASSFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNTYMINTS DAMN VAGINA DAGO POLESMOKER LAKE TITICACA JACKASS SHIT COCKSHITTER PIGFUCKER ANAL FIRECROTCH SEMEN HELL CUNTRAG FUCK OFF BASTARD LIKE FATHER LIKE SON TACO BITCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP FUCKSTAIN PIECE OF SHIT FOUR-EYES VAGINA DAMMIT WINDOWS VISTA WOP SHITTY HOMO POOPY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ARSEBADGERS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DONKEY PUNCHER SUITCASE PENIS BANGKOK CLIT BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ASSHOLE GREASER TITS & DICKS CUNTING ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER VAGINA ELECTION POLACK DONKEY PUNCHER ASS DAGO ASS ASSWIPE DICKHEAD ASSWIPE CHING CHONG CHINK JENKEM BASTARD TENTACLE RAPE COCKSHITTER SHITHEAD NIGNOG FUCKTARD GRINGO CUNT CRAPPER MOLDY TITS SCUMBUCKET CRAP WANK FUCKSTAIN 4CHAN SPICY CUNT FUCK RAT'S ASS BITCH SEMEN TIBETAN BUDDHISM MOLDY TITS ASSFACE RAPE CUNT FUCKING ALF CUNTING ASSCRACK BUGFUCK GOD DAMN MAMA MIA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! CHIGGER CUNNILINGUS FUCKER SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFUCKER BEAVER BANGKOK PISS ASS SHITE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! BIRD SHIT FLYING FUCK INCEST BULLSHIT WOP DUMBASS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CUNT DAMN IT FRIG BUTTFUCKER JACKASS DICKFACE SAND NIGGER SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS FUCK RECTUM RAIDER JACKASS WIENER PISS OFF 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT PISS YOU WANKER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JUNGLE BUNNY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNT and with the SHIT and his FUCK of girraffes in which NIGGER while reading about GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See ASS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BUGFUCK