Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's COCKSMOKER'FLYING RAT'S ASS'ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT'SHIT LIKE A HORSE'DUMBASS'TWAT'CUNTBUCKET Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CROTCH neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT, sudden CROTCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements CUNT or FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated PISSHOLE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may DICKHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HELL words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER YOGHURT CANNON words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous RAT'S ASS utterFUCKance of socially HADJI objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BASTARD television programs to address NIGGER Tourette's syndrome.

TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Tourette's is JAP not to be SCROTUM confused with DARTH VADER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying MARY WHITEHOUSE chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves ORGASM random MARCH OF FLAMES disorientation, culturally-PICKANINNY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FELCHING outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITSKIN language, MOTHERFUCKER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DAMMIT SMEG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DICKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive 30 CASES OF PICKLES quantities FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA of ANAL DIABETES DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A TURD Polite Note to the BOOBS Author:

The SOD Tourette's SHITSLINGING Research Institute was SHITBALLS founded to DOUCHE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SUCK MY DICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHITFUCKER article CARPET MUNCHER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SLOPE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or suck my mothers changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUCHING.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SMEG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKWIT Tourrette's sufferers INBRED swear. You can CRAPMUNCHER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TV, for always focusing on the STEVE BALLMER bad side of a terrible MOCKIE thing.
• The main WANK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'SHAKOPEE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUNT knee DESU NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is POMMIE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PEARL NECKLACE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSRAMMER school for BORDER HOPPER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BALL SACK sufferers to become POOPY manically depressed and BRITNEY commit SHIT suicide.
• There is no BALL SACK cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the AUTOFELLATIO tics often have adverse DILDO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire DOUCHE NAZI body to go TOTAL numb and CLIT basically made it NIGGA! worse than TIT DIRT it is without the SPIC drug.

I am an active member of a CLUSTERFUCK tourette syndrome FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN IT the FAG public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FELLATIO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICKFACE sorry for SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS "hi-jacking" your FELLATIO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS SHIT this that really TURD annoys me. I am working towards a HADJI better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HAIL SATAN! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SHITSLINGING, and making fun of a FUCKTARD horrible disorder is (not) DAGO funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your INBRED time.

Best suck my mothers regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PUSSY” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese COMMUNISM IS STUPID reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of I LIKE BUSH degenerate capitalist culture in those UIGURS countries. When showing TIBETAN BUDDHISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust BUDDHISM in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a AMERICA'S GREAT! byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. QUEEF Regards to Andrew NIPPLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FOREIGN CURRENCY reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHOLE punch him if you BEANER want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE RIGHTS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PEOPLE put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say MY COMMUNION WAFER OF swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHRIST OF TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the I'LL RAPE YOU saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my CRAPFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKSMOKER and CUNT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOUGHNUT PUNCHER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CLUSTERFUCK BAND WITH 4 NICARAGUA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HORSE! COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT'S HOUSE

How LIMEY to FEWMETS cure WIENER the DICK IN A BOX Tourette's WHORE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CRAPMUNCHER for CAMEL FUCKER Tourette's CUM Syndrome BOLLOCKS is FUCKSTAIN following CARPET MUNCHER these FAG rules HORSE SHIT in WANK order:

• 1: Avoid NIGGER immature JIZZ little RAPE kids,
• 2: Count to FUCKING FUCKFUCKER within YOU WANKER 10 FLYING FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BASTARD SHIT SHIT nor WINDOWS VISTA talk,
• 4: Tell ASSWIPE yourself you YOU WANKER don't NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! have FUCKING this BUTT PIRATE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NIPPLES WITH NASTY YOUR MOM DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TENTACLE RAPE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT last straw I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!!

I fucking put BASTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE YID PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK the TOP OF SHITE THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CONDOMS offensive. BIRD IN THE HOUSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to DOUCHING people who try MARGARET THATCHER to battle HELL'DICK that tight-ass LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD 17-year-FUCKSTAIN—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CLEMEN it now, but someone said TOSSER' BASTARD HELLFUCKER'ANAL on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DICKHEAD is a laughing MOTHERFUCKER matter. Plus there O KURWA! was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on JACK OFF Uncyclopedia, there are FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA articles SEX about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FRENCH TICKLER stuff. So BALLS that means MONKEY SHIT stop getting mad at the FUCK A DUCK first part too and WANK talking about the EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA letter that it's WANK mocking (what FUCKER letter? I don't even know what FUCKHEAD the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNTSWILLING hi self FROG'S FAT ASS even made a really SHITFUCKER good point. "It's COON nothing more SHIT from a head nod to a CUNTBUCKET knee tick". DUNE COON. Which I'll add TWISTY VAGINA onto ANUSCAKE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOUCHE suffer that CUNTRAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SAMUEL L. JACKSON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to WINDOWS VISTA be, because if I were a SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article TITS hilarious. If you SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Want facts, go on GOD DAMMIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS be offended, don't read BOOBS the freaking HOSER article anyway.

WOODPECKERSHIT WANK CLEMEN ASS AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS SUCK A BIG DICK HELL RUSTY TROMBONE BOOBIES INBRED

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CUNT JACKASS FUCKER EMO BALL SACK I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE FIRECROTCH ABO FIRECROTCH DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT PECKERHEAD BLUE PENIS! BLUMPKIN BASTARD NECROPHILIA AMERICA ONLINE VENEREAL DISEASE Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! YOGHURT CANNON PUNANI PISS ARTIST FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT WILLY WONKA ALF DIPSHIT RANDY TRAVIS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING CAPTAIN CRUNCH GARBAGE DAY! FIST FUCK GANGBANG BASTARD COCKING FUCKBOROUGH COCKSUCKER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK GOD DAMN SHITE BATMAN & ROBIN FUCK YOU FLAMEVIPER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! 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DAMN DICK SOD OFF 666 BITCH SCUMBAG DUMBASS ARSEBADGERS BUTT PIRATE CRAPMUNCHER SHITBALLS SHITFACE DICKHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FIST FUCK TAMPON IN MY ASS SCROTUM TWAT ASS CUNT CRAPPER ASSFACE GOD DAMN ASSRAPING HO 666 ROSES MONKEY SHIT BIRD SHIT WANK PICKANINNY NIGGER TWAT FUCKTARD BAD MOTHERFUCKER PISS OFF BITCH CHOAD KISSER TOWELHEAD QUEEF SHIT SOD IN SACREMENT MARGARET THATCHER DICK GENITALIA ASSFACE POMMIE WHORE POWERSHIT CHOAD KISSER UIGURS FUCKFACE ASS LICKER CUNNILINGUS POLESMOKER FUCKSTAIN SHIT PISS OFF FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKING DICKWAD WIENER GOD DAMN DAMN BLUMPKIN BITCH ART METAL PRODUCTS POOPOO RECTUM RAIDER COCK SHITTY ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU RADIO FREE LUNCH SHITFUCKER FRAK CLIT ARSE POLESMOKER DUNE COON FUCKTARD CUNT TAMPON IN MY ASS KIDDY FIDDLER NIGNOG INCEST CAMEL JOCKEY POOPY JAP PISS TITS & DICKS DIRTY SANCHEZ GOD DAMMIT DAMN INBRED NEGRO I WILL END YOU! ASS FASCIST BITCH ASSWIPE CUNTBUCKET FOUR-EYES OLD CHRIST OF A 30 CASES OF PICKLES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MARCH OF FLAMES TITTIES HELL ASS ARSEBADGERS DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT LAKE TITICACA SOD MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DONALD RUMSFELD SLOPE COCK SUCK MY COCK SEMEN SIGMUND FREUD SACRAMENTO DOUCHE NAZI MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 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FUCK OFF SCROTUM SHITE MARGARET THATCHER CROTCH POLAK TOTAL CRAPMUNCHER WIKIPEDIA SAGGY TITS ASSCRACK ASS CONDOMS BITCH SHITSLINGING BANGKOK ASS MOLDY TITS 1984 THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE GOD DAMN I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK DAMN SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE FUCK YOU FUCKFACE PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK OFF POLAK YOU WANKER YOU CUM FUCK OFF AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU BLOWJOB FROG'S FAT ASS NIPPLES ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE GOD DAMN STEVE BALLMER DOUCHE ASSCRACK SLOPE GOD BLESS AMERICA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DONKEY PUNCHER CLEMEN MOTHERFUCKER YOU WANKER AUTOFELLATIO BEAVER FUCKWIT JOHN SMILEY FACE SHITSLINGING REBECCA BLACK REBECCA BLACK DAGO YOU WANKER PUNANI PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUNT GO HOME AND DIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SHITE CUNT HELL FUCKSTAIN CUNT NIPPLES TACO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SCUMBAG WOP PICKANINNY RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE GOAT DICK BOLLOCKS SHIT SEX DAMN MOCKIE CUNNILINGUS ASS FASCIST GOOK DAMN [EXPLETIVE] ASSFACE PUNANI FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK FUCKSTAIN BASTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! HEIL HITLER! FUCK SHITFACE DIPSHIT BITCH [Insert stupid word you just made up here] NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WHORE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HELL FELLATIO DUNE COON FUCKWIT HOT GRITS SHITFUCKER PRICK PISS OFF DICKHEAD BASTARD WIKIPEDIA FUCK A DUCK DUMBASS FLYING FUCK WINDOWS VISTA BALLS TACO COCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! PISS CHRISTHUMPER DAMN CHICKEN FRIES SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM JUNGLE BUNNY ASS LICKER PISS LET'S SHIT BALL SACK COON SHITHEAD SUCK MY DICK TOSSER FUCKER VAGINA VENEREAL DISEASE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DONGSHOVER SHUT UP, MEG! LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANKSPLAT DOG SHIT ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT KRAUT CUM [expletive deleted] SHIT [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] CHIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON SHIT WHORE TITTIES BOOBIES PRICK CUNNILINGUS FUCKTARD ASSWIPE BALLS TWAT CHICKEN SHIT DAMN DICKFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLSHIT INBRED TIENANMEN SQUARE TACO WANK HELLFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU POTTYMOUTH NAZI FUCKER SHIT TIMBER NIGGER SOD PEARL NECKLACE PISS OFF GRAPE PENIS BITCH FELCHING FUCK NAZI SEMEN POMMIE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS POLACK LOGJAMMER GOOK ASSWIPE MILF BONG MASTURBATION MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING A ASSHAT JENKEM CHOAD DAMN POOPOO SNUFF PORN RAT'S ASS CLEMEN GREASER WALRUS SHIT I AM CORNHOLIO! CLUSTERFUCK ASSHOLE CUNT FUCKING BULLCRAP FUDGEPACKER O CANADA CLIT ASSWIPE DIPSHIT MARGARET THATCHER WOODPECKERSHIT MILF SHITFACE BUTTFUCKER DAMN FUCKING JUMP! DOUCHE PISS OFF DOG SHIT PEDOPHILIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNT MARGARET THATCHER ASSCRACK LIMEY KRAUT DICK FUCK OFF CLEMEN ASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH NIGGER SEX MICK PIGFUCKER ASSWIPE TACO GOD DAMMIT BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT BITCH NECROPHILIA PIG WIENER SHITE KITTENS SCUMBAG PUSSYLICKER TAMPONS PRICK WIGGER TONY LA RUSSA FUCKFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM GYPSY GIVING HEAD BIRD SHIT VAGINA REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DICKLICK UNICORNS FELCHING WIKIPEDIA REDNECK I'LL RAPE YOU CUNTING ASSCRACK MOLDY TITS ASS SEX ABO COCKSUCKER WANK DONKEY PUNCHER WANK HORSE PENIS DONKEY PUNCHER WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IT SMEG BLISTERING BARNACLES TWAT CHOAD JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU FAGGOT DOUCHE SCUMBUCKET SHITFUCKER MOCKIE BALLS suck my mothers NAZI DOUCHE NAZI DAMN IT PISS OFF ORGASM RAT'S ASS HADJI BITCH SHIT SHITCOCK POLESMOKER VENEREAL DISEASE BUKKAKE FUCKER FLYING FUCK SON OF A BITCH DAMN MOCCASINS BUGGER OFF SHITE PISSHOLE EAT MY SHIT! RAPE ASS DOUCHEBAG CUNT BUTTFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOG FUCKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! MOCCASINS TITMOUSE PISS ARTIST BUGGER OFF SEX HEIL HITLER! SUITCASE PENIS JACK OFF MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE BALLS SCUMBAG DICK FUCKBAG TITS & DICKS RAPE SHITFACE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DEMOCRACY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKER and with the FUCKWIT and his FUCKSTAIN of girraffes in which FUCKER while reading about PISS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DIPSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• JERK OFF