Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CAMEL FUCKER'COCK'SHITPISSER'SHITFUCKER'BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'FUCKHEAD'JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CUNTYMINTS look at the BITCH talk page of this RAT'S ASS article for notes or discussion before STEVE BALLMER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SUCK MY COCK neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITBALLS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid NIPPLES, sudden NICARAGUA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements KRAUT or DUMBASS vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSWIPE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may BUKKAKE include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken JOHN SMILEY FACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SUCK MY COCK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat I AM CORNHOLIO! WANKER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MALARKY utterFUCKance of socially PEDOPHILIA objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first RAT'S ASS television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

POMMIE Tourette's is ASSHAT not to be FIST FUCK confused with JIZZ Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CLEMEN random PISS ARTIST disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHITE outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WOP language, DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky VENEREAL DISEASE souvenir shoppes and massive COCKSMOKER quantities JACKASS of ANAL DIABETES TWAT garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the BULLSHIT Author:

The BIRD SHIT Tourette's FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK Research Institute was CUNT founded to TIT SPRINKLES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DONALD RUMSFELD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKER article HONEY, I DELETED THE MAIN PAGE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SUCK COCKS IN HELL! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FELLATIO changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICK CHICKEN.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DUNE COON Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GOOK Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can NIGGER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CUNT TV, for always focusing on the MOTHERFUCKER bad side of a terrible CROTCH thing.
• The main FUCKING A symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are TARTAR SAUCE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'INBRED' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small POWERSHIT knee GENITALIA NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is RAGHEAD no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at ASSHOLE school for DOT HEAD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DAMN sufferers to become FUCK manically depressed and HELL commit YOU WANKER suicide.
• There is no MALARKY cure, and the FUCKSTAIN drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKTARD tics often have adverse BULLSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna TITTYWANK perodol" which caused my entire TACO body to go NIGGER numb and LENS CRAFTERS basically made it NIGGA! worse than HELL it is without the 666 drug.

I am an active member of a DAMN IT tourette syndrome BONER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BASTARD the INBRED public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK YOU swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ARTIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DUMBASS sorry for BITCH "hi-jacking" your BENSON SUCKS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like KAFFIR this that really BULLCRAP annoys me. I am working towards a PORCH MONKEY better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE!, and making fun of a BULLSHIT horrible disorder is (not) JACKASS SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MARGARET THATCHER time.

Best DONKEY DICK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DIRTY SANCHEZ” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHRISTIANITY reply

As MONASTERIES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are DISSIDENTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an COMMUNISM IS STUPID effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those DIMETHYL GLYCOL countries. When showing I LIKE BUSH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust GOOGLE in countries HUMAN RIGHTS leadership, those problems does not RIGHTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a DIMETHYL GLYCOL byproduct of your MELAMINE capitalist society DEMOCRACY.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. TWAT Regards to Andrew ASSHAT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE PEOPLE reply

The IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! bastard who wrote this article. You can POOPY punch him if you I AM CORNHOLIO! want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter SALISBURY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHALICE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BIBLE BASHER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKER saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine NIPPLES Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and PISS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I WILL END YOU! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DALAI LAMA BAND WITH 4 RAT'S ASS MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HORSE! NIPPLES IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO NIPPLES'S HOUSE

How PORCH MONKEY to CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT cure OH SHI– the TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SHIT for KAFFIR Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome SEX is NIGGER TITS following REDNECK these SCROTUM rules FLYING FUCK in MARCH OF FLAMES order:

• 1: Avoid RAPE immature WOMEN'S RIGHTS little JOHN ELWAY kids,
• 2: Count to SON OF A BITCH within FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK 10 MOTHERFUCKERseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT CUNT BITCH nor QUEEF talk,
• 4: Tell TITS & DICKS yourself you ASSRAPING don't WANK have EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA this TAMPONS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SHITE WITH NASTY ARSE DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DOUCHING FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the NIPPLES last straw GOD DAMN!

I fucking put HEIL HITLER!' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITE the TOP OF KAFFIR THIS JACKASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUGFUCK offensive. COON. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS LICKER people who try CUNT to battle BASTARD'MY ANUS IS BLEEDING that tight-ass RAT'S ASS 17-year-MOLDY TITS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITTY it now, but someone said FUCKHEAD' D'OH SHIT'DAMN on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WILLY WONKA is a laughing SPUNK matter. Plus there RUSTY TROMBONE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOG SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are SHITSLIDE articles DOUCHE about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BUTTFUCKER stuff. So GANGBANG that means SHITTY stop getting mad at the DAMMIT first part too and DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT talking about the FUCKSTAIN letter that it's FUCKHEAD mocking (what SUCK MY COCK letter? I don't even know what SHITTY the heck you're talking about). Adrian RAT'S ASS hi self ASSHOLE even made a really FUCK YOU good point. "It's WILLY WONKA nothing more FUCKSTAIN from a head nod to a SON OF A BITCH knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add ASS onto AUTOFELLATIO saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BULLCRAP suffer that YOGHURT CANNON much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes MONGOLIANS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SEX be, because if I were a SCUMBAG Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS ARTIST hilarious. If you DIRTY SANCHEZ Want facts, go on FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MALARKY be offended, don't read NIGGER the freaking WIKIPEDIA article anyway.

HONKY SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN DOUCHING EDITABLE DYK DUMBASS TITMOUSE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BITCH BALL SACK

FUCKING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BEAVER SOD PISS ARTIST FUCKFACE SHITFUCKER DICK CHICKEN WANKER BUGGER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BLISTERING BARNACLES FLYING RAT'S ASS OH SHI– TRANNY QUEEF WALRUS SHIT ARSEBADGERS INBRED POLESMOKER SHITFACE BONER MOTHERFUCKER FOUR-EYES TITS ASS FASCIST PISS FUCK NIGGER FELLATIO PISS OFF DICKHEAD BITCH PIG ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA TIT DIRT pen0r POOPY FUCK YOU TWAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS INBRED FUCKING A MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! COCKSUCKER FUCK DICK TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DICKWAD RAT'S COCK SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUNT FUCKHEAD FUCKWIT TURD FUCKFACE STEVE BALLMER ASSWIPE NECROPHILIA CUNTYMINTS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK FUCKFACE FELLATIO COCKSMOKER I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCK GOD DAMMIT BOON ASS BRUSH MA TEETH WHITE RIGHTS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BONER PRICK BOOBS ASSWIPE DUNE COON DAMN SHITCOCK FUCKSTAIN TITTIES RAGHEAD WIENER SON OF A BITCH FUCKING BASEBALL DAMMIT CRACKER QUEEF DAMNATION MOLDY TITS CUNTING ASSCRACK SEX DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SEX MALL SANTA BATMAN & ROBIN TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS SIGMUND FREUD BLESSED DAMN SAINT EPIDIDYMIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOGJAMMER CHOAD KISSER BULLCRAP SHITCOCK ASSHOLE SAND NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH STRAWBERRY ASS YOU WANKER VAGINA SHITE COCKSMOKER SCUMBAG FUCKER HELL POLAK CHICKEN SHIT DAMN IT COCKSMOKER TIMBER NIGGER WANK WALRUS SHIT PUSSY GOD DAMMIT CLUSTERFUCK ASSFACE GOBSHITE CRAP CONDOMS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FUCK RHODESIA MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKBAG FUCK YOU DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU ALF HOLY DUMB FUCK DELICIOUS CAKE CLUSTERFUCK PISS FUCK BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER RUSKIE BOOBIES DAMMIT TAMPONS PORCH MONKEY BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BITCH FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE TITWANK INCEST POTTYMOUTH BUTTFUCKER FUCK YOU CLEMEN SHITFUCKER FIRECROTCH JUNGLE BUNNY SCUMBUCKET SPICY CUNT FUCK PECKERHEAD JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WHORE [expletive deleted] SOD OFF PICKANINNY I'LL RAPE YOU COCKSHITTER CLIT BONER DAMN SHITPISSER WOP EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA DILDO I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKING JUMP! CHICKEN SHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHITTY HE'S NOT PLAYIN' WITH HIS OWN DICK! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PIECE OF SHIT FELCHING VENEREAL DISEASE WEHATEMARIO DAGO SCROTUM TAMPON IN MY ASS TANK MAN TITS NIGGER FUCKER DOUCHE YID [EXPLETIVE] JAP RAT'S COCK PENISBIRD FUCK OFF GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS EPIDIDYMIS TOWELHEAD 666 BORDER HOPPER TENTACLE RAPE ASSCRACK FAGGOT COCKSUCKER P'KANG CUNT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DUMBASS FUCKSTAIN YOUR MOM TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! GOD DAMMIT NIPPLES BELLEND PENIS ON A BUN TOTAL PUSSY FUCKTARD SUCK MY COCK WHORE SHIT [expletive deleted] FUCK OFF PISS ARTIST HOMO HELL INBRED GANGBANG BASTARD FUCKER HORSE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT HELL SHIT FUCK OFF DOT HEAD WIKIPEDIA TITS INJUN YOU WANKER CLUSTERFUCK MOTHERFUCKER SPUNK SHITHEAD ASSHOLE ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP SHIT FLAMING ASS BADGER SPANK THE MONKEY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES FUCKING SOD OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ BATHING SUIT AREA All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BONER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKSTAIN FAG JACKASS SPUNK BASTARD FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT POOPOO FUCKING A CUM POLAK DICKLICK FUCKHEAD BIRD SHIT SHITFUCKER FUCKING ASSCRACK SHITTY OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK YOU {{USERNAME}} CUNTBUCKET WANK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT NORTH KOREA FELLATIO BASTARD PISSHOLE ASS SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU SHITTY ASSBANDIT DONKEY DICK PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS ARSEBADGERS POOPY HELL SHITFACE BRITNEY BUKKAKE DICKWAD TITWANK SHITFUCKER TIBET ARSE FUCK YOU DONKEY PUNCHER CHENEY DYKE CHING CHONG CHINK DOUCHEBAG DIRTY SANCHEZ BUTTFUCKER VAGINA FROG'S FAT ASS TITS & DICKS COCKSMOKER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING ORGASM ASS RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD FIRECROTCH THONG TASTER SHITE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 DYKE DIPSHIT HELLFUCKER CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM DOUCHEBAG RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN ASSHAT BOOBS CAMEL JOCKEY BUTTFUCKER ASSFACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! BASTARD SHITSLINGING BITCH BUGGER PORCH MONKEY GOD DAMN CAMEL FUCKER BULLSHIT CUNT BALL SACK NIGGER TITS PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PISS OFF MY ASS HEAVEN TIT DIRT FOUR-EYES MOTHERFUCKER FELCHING JOHN SMILEY FACE CHRISTHUMPER ASSHAT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NICARAGUA WANK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SCUMBAG DAMN SHIT GOAT DICK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIPPLES FUCK DIPSHIT TACO FLYING FUCK WANK SUCK A BIG DICK FRIG CUNT SON OF A BITCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PISS OFF FUCKING A INJUN FAG FUCKWIT CHINK PISSHOLE WETBACK JIGGABOO INCEST ASS RAT'S ASS ASS BELLEND PIGFUCKER COCKSMOKER JIGGABOO ORGASM HOT GRITS HOSER CHAV BUGGER OFF GOAT DICK ASSHOLE SHIT BIRD SHIT ASSHOLE CUNTBUCKET PUNANI PENISPENISPENIS!!! ASSHOLE ASSHAT HOLY DUMB FUCK SHITPISSER CARPET MUNCHER DICKFACE GREASER GOD DAMN JIZZ SEMEN GOBSHITE SPICY CUNT FUCK DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HITLER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BOON HORSE PENIS MARY WHITEHOUSE SON OF A BITCH FAGGOT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BELGIUM HELL SMEG DONGSHOVER FEMADOM TAFFY BOOBIES MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BITCH PUSSYLICKER LOLCAT [expletive deleted] SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK BUGGER OFF HORSE SHIT ASSFACE FUCK ASS FUCKER FUCKING A PISS OFF WIENER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DIPSHIT SCUMBAG BULLSHIT PUNANI DOT HEAD DICKHEAD CHOAD WIENER I'LL RAPE YOU GOD DAMMIT LET'S SHIT GANGBANG WANK SHITBALLS BOOBIES BOLLOCKS CRACKER CAMEL JOCKEY CLUSTERFUCK DOUCHE NAZI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FENCE JUMPER CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SMEG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FAG FUCKER RAT'S ASS FAG INJUN OSTRICH MY ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ CUNT SHIT WIKIPEDIA DAMN CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKHEAD NEGRO FROG'S FAT ASS MOCCASINS CHINK JERK OFF TITWANK CHICKEN SHIT FUCK HEIL HITLER! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA ASS WIENER CUNT ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU SOD AUTOFELLATIO BEANER MASTURBATION GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK GIVING HEAD [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] SHIT COON SHITSKIN NIGGER TWAT CONDOMS NECROPHILIA PENIS CRAP ON A STICK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCK YOU VAGINA HI, BILLY MAYS HERE AUTOFELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN JIZZ REDNECK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK TWAT JERK OFF COLGATE FROG'S FAT ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCKFACE BUTT-HOLE ASS SCUMBAG HELL FRAK CROTCH LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD BLUE PENIS! SHAKOPEE CONAN O'BRIAN TITMOUSE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD JACKASS DAMN FUCKFUCKFUCK POMMIE CLEMEN ASS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS BASTARD JACKASS FUCKER DILDO FUCK NUGGET GARBAGE DAY! PISSHOLE BALL SACK HAIL SATAN! THONG TASTER FUCKING A MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING A HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TUBA SUCK MY DICK GOOK HELL TESTICLE CHOKE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! RAPE FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT CUNT CUNT CAMEL JOCKEY TANK MAN MOCKIE CLIT GOD DAMMIT SOD TOWELHEAD ASSHAT FOUR-EYES JACKASS PUSSY SOD PIG CHOAD DONALD RUMSFELD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! PISSHOLE STEVE BALLMER DIPSHIT BIG FOOT BOLLOCKS GOATSE BRITNEY SHITSLINGING CLEMEN AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS POOPY SHIT POMMIE JAP FUCKER ALF SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? NIGNOG FUCKFACE SHITHEAD TITMOUSE GOAT DICK GREASER PISSHOLE TWAT CANNED QUOTE TIT DIRT I WILL END YOU! SEMEN NEOPETS PUNANI I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BASTARD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITFACE FIRECROTCH DICKWAD SEMEN BULLSHIT SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? COCK BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE WARNER MUSIC GROUP SHIT SLOPE ASSHOLE GOBSHITE PAKI HONKY GRAPE PENIS ARSEBADGERS HEIL HITLER! FUCKHEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DAGO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! LET'S SHIT FUCKSTAIN PRICK BRITNEY BOLLOCKS [expletive deleted] ASS VAGINA KRAUT ANAL SHIT GOD DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE SHAKOPEE HOSER POTTYMOUTH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS COCK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DONKEY DICK TENTACLE RAPE ARSEBADGERS PISSHOLE DOUCHING THONG TASTER PRICK BALLS SHITFUCKER FUCKFACE DOG SHIT CAMEL FUCKER CUNTRAG BOOBS HORSE SHIT NAZI SHIT VILLAGE DUMP TWO-INCH PENIS CLEMEN MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS YOU WANKER FRITZ REDSKIN GRAPE PENIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKER CUNT GOATSE NIGNOG POLACK FUCKSTAIN TITWANK MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD CLEMEN DAMN COON BASTARD PIGFUCKER TITS QUEEF FELLATIO NIGGER MARGARET THATCHER HONKY DAMN GOBSHITE DICKFACE SHITFACE FROG'S FAT ASS DIPSHIT NICARAGUA CUNNILINGUS FUCKSTAIN DICK IN A BOX FUCK OFF NORTH KOREA CUM SUCK A BIG DICK UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! SON OF A BITCH JACK ABRAMOFF SOD OFF ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASSFACE SHITHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNNILINGUS IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE ALEX TREBEK DILDO FASHION BUG MOCCASINS TIBET WANK JOHNNY CUNT ASSHAT BELLEND CUM AMERICA ONLINE MICK DAMN DICKFACE FELLATIO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT FUCKER BUTT-HEAD JOHNNY SHIT STEVE BALLMER PISS OFF FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMN BUKKAKE POLAK HELL AUTOFELLATIO TRANNY WIENER PISS DUNE COON FUCK A DUCK I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS YOU WANKER FUCKFACE NIGGER BOLLOCKS BATHING SUIT AREA CUNNILINGUS FUCKWIT DAMN IT ANAL FELCHING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT WANK CLUSTERFUCK COCKSHITTER TENTACLE RAPE NIGGER TITS JUSTIN BIEBER PISS OFF MY ASS ASSCRACK EAT MY SHIT! ORGASM DICK CHICKEN BUTT PIRATE FRITZ FUCK CHOAD DICKHEAD SHITTY CROTCH FUCK OFF TITS GARBAGE DAY! YOU WANKER BUGGER OFF CRIMETHINK MOLDY TITS GRINGO CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR MOZILLA FIREFOX NI WANK TAMPONS CLEMEN COCKSHITTER FRAK DICK BITCH BITCH ASS GOD DAMN FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKWIT BELLEND FUCKHEAD SHITCOCK GENITALIA FUCKFACE TITTIES FIST FUCK PEARL NECKLACE FRED PHELPS FUCKFACE ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP ASSCRACK DAMN IT FUCKTARD PISS BENSON SUCKS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAT'S ASS PENIS CUNT ABO BUTTFUCKER HEIL HITLER! SNUFF PORN FUCK YOU PISS UP MY ARSE GIVING HEAD FUCK YOU OSTRICH MY ASS TAMPONS MOCKIE SHIT DICKFACE WIENER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DONALD RUMSFELD CRAPMUNCHER PISSHOLE PISS PISS MALL SANTA DONALD RUMSFELD YOU WANKER COCKSHITTER NAZI SHITFACE INBRED HORSE SHIT BASTARD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON MOTHERFUCKER BOOBS [expletive deleted] ASS SEX WIENER PRICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WIENER BOOBS RAPE SHITFACE DOUCHE DAMN IT ASSHOLE SCUMBUCKET TACO FOUR-EYES HELLFIRE CRAP ASS HELLFUCKER SEX DICKFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS SHITE CROTCH BEAVER DIPSHIT BUGGER OFF PEEPEE DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ NIPPLES suck my mothers ASSWIPE BELGIUM DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER INJUN GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN P'KANG I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? PISSHOLE TITWANK FLYING RAT'S ASS TAIWAN FUCK OFF HOLY DUMB FUCK PICKANINNY PISS PUNANI BENCH PRESS FUCKER SUCK MY DICK TAFFY ASS LET'S SHIT DOUCHE POLAK PISS BORDER HOPPER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MILF FELCHING PUSSY NIGGER TURD NAZI CHINK SHITTY ASS SHITE DAGO MOZILLA FIREFOX WOODPECKERSHIT FUCKWIT CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKER NAZI SUCK MY DICK DELICIOUS CAKE FRAK JOHN ELWAY COCK BASTARD DICKFACE WANK SEX COCKSHITTER GO COUNT YOUR DICK PUSSY HELL CHOAD SPUNK FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT DOUCHETITS PUSSY CUNT HOMO FUCKHEAD YOGHURT CANNON PEDOPHILIA TESTICLE CHOKE GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER TITTIES NIGGER ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER INBRED POTTYMOUTH SHITFACE BANGKOK OSTRICH MY ASS SHITE suck my mothers COMMUNIST DILDO GRINGO PORCUPINE'S BALLS BIRD SHIT GANGBANG SHIT DONGSHOVER CRAPPY SHIT CUNT GOD DAMN FUCKWIT CUNNILINGUS FUCK FUCK FOUR-EYES PISS JOHN ELWAY TUBA PEDOPHILIA CHOAD SHITHEAD CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON STEVE BALLMER GRUE RAPE BULLSHIT SAGGY TITS ORGASM BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DAMN SIGMUND FREUD SCUMBAG DIPSHIT CHALICE TWAT TURD BUTT-FOR-BRAINS BALLS BUNG-HOLE ASSHAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

PISS OFF COCK FUCKBAG FUCKING A CROTCH CONDOMS VAGINA BORDER HOPPER SHITTY SHIT ASS FUCKTARD GOD DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOM DeLUISE BALLS CHIGGER RAT'S COCK COCKGOBLIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNT HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS GANGBANG TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCKING JUMP! HORSE SHIT GOD DAMMIT DAMNATION ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCKTARD SHITSLINGING COCK SHITTY SHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN BATHING SUIT AREA TAMPONS COLGATE CRACKER PUSSY BLUMPKIN suck my mothers DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHIT OUT OF MY DICK FUCKER FELCHING LIMEY FELCHING DAMN IT DICKHEAD FUCKER FELCHMONKEY CUNTYMINTS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER RAT'S COCK PUSSY CUNNILINGUS GOD DAMN POMMIE ANAL DIABETES RUSKIE FUCKWIT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] RAT'S COCK ASSHAT JACKASS SHIT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING RAT'S ASS and with the RUSTY TROMBONE and his RAT'S ASS of girraffes in which FUCK while reading about FUDGEPACKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHIT