Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FEWMETS'DICKLICK'DAMN'INBRED'JERK OFF'ORGASM'FUCKSTAIN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or TAMPONS neurochemical FUCK disorder JIGGABOO characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSRAPING, sudden CHOAD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SHITCUNTING or DONKEY DICK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated NEGRO way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may WIGGER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken D'OH by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUM NEOPETS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FROG'S FAT ASS utterFUCKance of socially CHAV objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS ARTIST television programs to address ALEX TREBEK Tourette's syndrome.

TITS & DICKS Tourette's is ASS not to be JACK OFF confused with FUCKING BASEBALL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK random SEX disorientation, culturally-GRINGO-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FRITZ language, BASTARD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SHITCOCK FLAMING ASS BADGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky COCK souvenir shoppes and massive GIVING HEAD quantities BASTARD of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A I RAPE WALRUSES! Polite Note to the BUGGER Author:

The DOG SHIT Tourette's SUCK MY COCK Research Institute was GOD DAMN founded to LICK PUSSY .

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have POMMIE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HENTAI article GIVING HEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CLEVELAND STEAMER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or HONKY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about AUTOFELLATIO Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Tourrette's sufferers LET'S SHIT swear. You can SHITE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame COCK TV, for always focusing on the BRITNEY bad side of a terrible REDSKIN thing.
• The main I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SLOPE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NAZI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BONG knee MOZILLA FIREFOX NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is SHITFACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FROG'S FAT ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at COMMUNION WAFER school for ASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage WIENER sufferers to become HELL manically depressed and JENKEM commit YOU WANKER suicide.
• There is no DARTH VADER cure, and the BUKKAKE drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCK OFF tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna YOU WANKER perodol" which caused my entire SHIT body to go JACKASS numb and SAMUEL L. JACKSON basically made it NIGGA! worse than KIKE it is without the FUCKING drug.

I am an active member of a PRICK tourette syndrome I'LL RAPE YOU association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BITCH the SHITE public view of Tourettes as a "FUCKING swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is MARY WHITEHOUSE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT LIKE A HORSE sorry for FUCKSTAIN "hi-jacking" your SCROTUM entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like HELLFIRE this that really DICKLICK annoys me. I am working towards a COCKSHITTER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this DAMN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NORTH KOREA, and making fun of a GENITALIA horrible disorder is (not) 666 funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BRUSH MA TEETH time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “JUSTIN BIEBER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese GRASS MUD HORSE reply

As INDIA HAS NUKES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill ELECTION Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DEMOCRACY degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MONGOLIANS byproduct of your STUDENT PROTESTS capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “POISON IN TOOTHPASTE” Wen

P.S. SHITFACE Regards to Andrew JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The RAGHEAD bastard who wrote this article. You can TITS punch him if you JACKASS want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this UNITED KINGDOM article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE POWER remove this CAUCASIANS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE IS ACTUALLY WHITE put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PEOPLE white?

Mpopo “MUGABE HAS AIDS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many DAMNED TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SNUFF PORN saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my FUCKFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSRAPING Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are DAMMIT and MARGARET THATCHER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with LOGJAMMER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LET'S SHIT BAND WITH 4 GOOK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SOD HORSE! ASSRAPING IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSRAPING'S HOUSE

How ANAL to BULLCRAP cure WIGGER the COCK Tourette's ARSE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WALRUS SHIT for ASSCRACK Tourette's HADJI Syndrome BUTTFUCKER is IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK following DOM DeLUISE these FUCKER rules MOTHERFUCKER in NECROPHILIA order:

• 1: Avoid HONKY immature CUNT little FUCK YOU kids,
• 2: Count to I WILL END YOU! within FUCKER 10 MOZILLA FIREFOXseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN PISS nor [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] talk,
• 4: Tell LENS CRAFTERS yourself you PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT don't SHITHEAD have SHITCOCK this FUCKTARD disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNTING ASSCRACK WITH NASTY SHITTY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSRAPING last straw CUNTBUCKET!

I fucking put SMEG' my comment at the TOP OF THE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF JACKASS SHIT THIS SON OF A BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JOHN SMILEY FACE offensive. FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to WANKER people who try KITTENS to battle FUCK'LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD that tight-ass ARSEBADGERS 17-year-SHIT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT it now, but someone said CUNT' CLIT CLUSTERFUCK'BRUSH MA TEETH on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHITSLIDE is a laughing I WILL KILL YOU! matter. Plus there SHITFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are SHITFUCKER articles MOCCASINS about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASS stuff. So BASTARD that means DOG FUCKER stop getting mad at the PUSSY first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the DICK TITS letter that it's SHITSKIN mocking (what YOU SUCK BALLS letter? I don't even know what FUCKFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DAMN hi self WOODPECKERSHIT even made a really BITCH good point. "It's SOD nothing more BOOBS from a head nod to a BONER knee tick". FLYING FUCK. Which I'll add HOSER onto SHITFUCKER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FUCK YOU suffer that FUCK YOU much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a HELLFIRE Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SHUT UP, MEG! hilarious. If you GOD DAMN Want facts, go on RAT'S ASS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK NUGGET be offended, don't read ASSCRACK the freaking SHITFACE article anyway.

PISS ARTIST GREASER TWAT SHITFUCKER SHITTY ASSFACE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCK A DUCK JERK OFF

HELL YOU WANKER FUCKING AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN JACKASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT EMO FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK PECKERHEAD LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! DAMMIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT I'LL RAPE YOU ASS BOOBIES FUCKFACE FUCK GOATSE MOTHERFUCKER CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SHIT DOUCHEBAG TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE TURD DOUCHING FUCKING BASEBALL FUCKTARD BENCH PRESS PEDOPHILIA FLYING FUCK FUCKFACE SHIT FROG PUSSY PENIS ASSHAT WANK BITCH GO HOME AND DIE CUNTRAG GENITALIA SCUMBUCKET CLEMEN FUCKING DICKLICK GOATSE FUCK COCKSUCKER ASS FASCIST ASSWIPE BLUMPKIN TWAT CUNT LAPPER FROG'S FAT ASS CUNT SHIT PENIS ON A BUN FROG D'OH DICKHEAD WANK COCKSUCKER DAMN SHITFACE BEAVER DAMN BUTT PIRATE JAP DICKFACE TURD BAD MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD FUCK YOU DONGSHOVER CRAPMUNCHER GRAPE PENIS FUCK YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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PRICK ALEX TREBEK FUCKSTAIN PIGFUCKER SHIT ASSHAT WANKSPLAT HONKY JERRY YOU SUCK BALLS CROTCH ARSE CUNT ASSCRACK FRIG NIGNOG CRAPPY DAMN IT DAMN FUCKSTAIN CLIT PENIS ON A BUN SUCK MY DICK CROTCH SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS TITWANK KAFFIR INCEST SHITE CHING CHONG CHINK DAMN REDNECK YOUR MOM BITCH FUCKSTAIN CLUSTERFUCK FUDGEPACKER MASTURBATION ASSWIPE ASSBANDIT ASSWIPE MARY WHITEHOUSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSHAT CLEMEN DOT HEAD DOG FUCKER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! TAFFY BIBLE BASHER ASSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE BALL SACK CC PLZ CRAPFUCKER FUCKSTAIN BLOWJOB SHITSLINGING FUCKHEAD BITCH SNUFF PORN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PRICK VENEREAL DISEASE MARY WHITEHOUSE POMMIE FROG'S FAT ASS GIVING HEAD FUCKHEAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA VAGINA SPIC SHITHEAD I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BUGFUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BOB SAGET WINDOWS VISTA GRAPE PENIS CHIGGER VAGINA EMO SHITTY HITLER CHOAD KISSER I WILL KILL YOU! PEDOPHILIA MARY WHITEHOUSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU PISS OFF POWERSHIT DAMN COCKSUCKER ASSHAT FUCKSTAIN FRITZ BIGNOSE TITS HORSE SHIT FUCK YOU COCKSTUFFER TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK WIENER JACKASS SHIT SHITSLINGING JACKASS WOMEN'S RIGHTS MICK WHITE PEOPLE COCKSUCKER JUSTIN BIEBER BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA CHIGGER WIKIPEDIA MONKEY BALLS ARSE FUCKING A ASSHAT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT TITS & DICKS BASTARD SEMEN DICKFACE PISS FUCK YOU COCK HEIL HITLER! TITMOUSE NIPPLES WETBACK CUNT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT REDNECK TIT SPRINKLES I WILL END YOU! SLOPE CUNT MOTHERFUCKER DEVELOPERS! ASSWIPE VENEREAL DISEASE ASS FELLATIO COCKSHITTER DONKEY PUNCHER TITS & DICKS SHITSLINGING SHITHEAD GOD DAMN BALLS D'OH FRITZ FAG FUCKING ASSFACE SCROTUM BOLLOCKS HOMO FUCKWIT DOG FUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! BIRD SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ABO PENIS DAMNATION SHITPISSER MOCKIE FUCKWIT FUCKER PISSHOLE PISS CAMEL FUCKER ASSHOLE DICK DICKHEAD JACK OFF DAMN IT QUEEF ASSHOLE COCKSUCKER [EXPLETIVE] REDSKIN DAMN FELCHING DICKHEAD DILDO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOLY DUMB FUCK TWISTY VAGINA CHIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKER pen0r CUNT CHICKEN SHIT DAMN OSTRICH MY ASS MOCCASINS PRICK SHITHEAD PRICK TWAT CUNT DAMNATION NECROPHILIA ORGASM DAMN ARSEBADGERS BELLEND BUTTFUCKER SHIT MOTHERFUCKER HELL FUCKING JUMP! ANUSCAKE TURD PAKI NEGRO PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM MONKEY SHIT I CONTRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIA ON A REGULAR BASIS NAZI CUNNILINGUS PICKANINNY CLUSTERFUCK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKHEAD CLEMEN SAND NIGGER DICK IN A BOX DICKHEAD HORSE PENIS PECKERHEAD SHITCUNTING BASTARD JACKASS BANGKOK DONKEY PUNCHER FUCK OFF CUNT SON OF A BITCH CLIT DILDO JESSE McCARTNEY [Insert yet another person's name here] WHORE CLEMEN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR PISS NIPPLES BITCH JERRY DAMN CHAV YOGHURT CANNON JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BASTARD ASSWIPE DILDO FLYING FUCK BITCH HOLY DUMB FUCK NIGGER BUTTFUCKER PROTESTS POOPOO DELICIOUS CAKE DICKHEAD CAMEL FUCKER BOOBIES WANKSPLAT SON OF A BITCH LET'S SHIT DICKFACE PRICK ASSWIPE HELL TWO-INCH PENIS NICARAGUA WANK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FLYING FUCK DAMN DAMN YOUR MOM JACKASS SHIT CUNT TWAT ARSE CHENEY SHITFUCKER AAAAAAAAA! SON OF A BITCH ASSRAPING TOSSER ASSWIPE [expletive deleted] FUCKWIT MOCCASINS BUTTFUCKER NEOPETS PENIS HELL DILDO PORCUPINE'S BALLS NIGGER TESTICLE CHOKE DAMN DUMBASS ASSRAPING POMMIE GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT CRACKER DOM DeLUISE EAT MY SHIT! GOAT DICK LOGJAMMER GO COUNT YOUR DICK BULLCRAP SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS BULLSHIT OH SHI– CLEMEN TITS & DICKS BITCH SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKWIT WIENER ASSFACE BITCH JACKASS PISS OFF CRAPPY STRAWBERRY ASS DAMN YOU WANKER OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH JACKASS PEARL NECKLACE DONKEY DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHITHEAD NIGNOG CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! NAZI NIGGER DAMN NI FUCKTARD SCUMBAG CHINK BASTARD LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HORSE SHIT ANAL BULLSHIT FELLATIO ASSHAT CUNT PISS OFF HOMO ARSE DIRTY SANCHEZ MOTHERFUCKER QUEEF GOOK ASS FUCKER RAT'S ASS SHITCUNTING CHOAD GREASER KIKE I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD TIT SPRINKLES MOTHERFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT POOPY PEDOPHILIA SHIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS MOTHERFUCKER BANGKOK DICK PUSSY CHOAD KISSER SEX MACACA SOD OFF PISS ARTIST MAMA MIA YOU WANKER PORCH MONKEY SHITFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WIENER PENIS ON A STICK FOUR-EYES THONG TASTER PUNANI CUNTYMINTS SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK FOUR-EYES SHITHEAD PISS ARTIST WANK POMMIE TAMPONS 666 SHAKOPEE [EXPLETIVE] CUNNILINGUS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING MALARKY FUCK OFF INBRED POO POO BLOWJOB IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANKER RAT'S COCK BOOBS FUCKHEAD GREASER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKER PISS NIGGER GOOK FAGGOT YUKY DOODY PISS BULLCRAP DICKLICK SHITE WIKIPEDIA BONER TESTICLE CHOKE DUNE COON SUCK MY COCK COON SUCK MY COCK [EXPLETIVE] FUCK YOU PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! WIENER FUCK OFF ASSFACE VENEREAL DISEASE PUSSY ANUSCAKE OSTRICH MY ASS BULLSHIT DOG SHIT FUCKER FUCK TOWELHEAD SHITFACE CRAPPY WHITE RIGHTS NAZI ABO CUNT BALLS SHITCUNTING PRICK TITTYWANK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ANUSCAKE ASSCRACK BLOWJOB NIGGER DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CUNT LAPPER LET'S SHIT VAGINA DAMNED TABERNACLE HOT GRITS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TOSSER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DICK CHICKEN GOD DAMMIT CUNTBUCKET SHITHEAD TWAT FUCKWIT DAMMIT FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK HOSER DAMMIT OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! DAMN DIPSHIT RUSTY TROMBONE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING FLAMING ASS BADGER WANK ANAL DIABETES SEX NIGGER TITS BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER OFF HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITSLINGING GYPSY AMERICA ONLINE BUTT PIRATE FUCKTARD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! POLACK BITCH FELLATIO CONDOMS FUCKHEAD LOLCAT NAZI FUCK JOHNNY FEMADOM WOODPECKERSHIT GOD DAMMIT MOCCASINS BOOBIES BOOBS BULLSHIT HELL DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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WOP TWISTY VAGINA JAP DIPSHIT CUM YOU WANKER WANK CRACKER CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE BORDER HOPPER BONER FELCHING FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! STUDENT PROTESTS DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT FUCKER SHITE DUMBASS JACKASS SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! GANGBANG HEIL HITLER! SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMN POLACK FUCK HELLFUCKER CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUGGER SHITFUCKER COCKSHITTER HORSE SHIT BULLSHIT VAGINA REDNECK DIPSHIT Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! JACKASS BASTARD PISS CUNNILINGUS KIDDY FIDDLER FUCK YOU ASS TITWANK FRITZ DONKEY PUNCHER LIMEY BLUMPKIN WANK POMMIE FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMN DAMN IT BULLCRAP ANAL BAT FUCK INSANE NIGGER SCUMBUCKET DIPSHIT SEX NI YID SCROTUM SHIT PEDOPHILIA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK HELL SHITFUCKER CLEMEN SUGARTITS SAND NIGGER BRUSH MA TEETH AUTOFELLATIO SCROTUM DICKLICK NI FAG FUCK O CANADA SAND NIGGER COON BULLSHIT BEAVER DICKHEAD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN NEGRO SHIT DICKFACE DAMN VAGINA ASS JAP CRACKER WHORE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FRITZ CUNTYMINTS BASTARD RAPE JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SCUMBAG COCKSUCKER HOT GRITS SCUMBUCKET RUSKIE MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER HELL WIGGER MONKEY SHIT BLOWJOB CROTCH SHITTY BLOWJOB TIMBER NIGGER BUTTFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY EAT MY SHIT! pen0r SPIC BLUMPKIN NAZI CUNTSWILLING BULLSHIT ASSBANDIT DICK CLIT JAP FUCKFACE NIGGER ASSWIPE GOATSE BITCH DONGSHOVER PUSSY POOPOO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

PIG GOOK SEMEN CRAPFUCKER FUCKER WOP SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS and with the TITTYWANK and his FELCHMONKEY of girraffes in which I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! while reading about AY-AY-AY!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See GOD DAMMIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SEMEN