Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's KIKE'RAT'S ASS'GOD DAMMIT'RECTUM RAIDER'GOD DAMN'HELL'CUNT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HORSE SHIT neurochemical FUCK disorder GOD BLESS AMERICA characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS, sudden TURD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEMEN or DOUCHING vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CROTCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WANK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken EXTRA LONG PENIS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA [expletive deleted] words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHOLE NAZI words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? utterFUCKance of socially FEWMETS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN television programs to address ASSHAT Tourette's syndrome.

TOTAL Tourette's is BIGNOSE not to be TURD confused with JACKASS SHIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PENIS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! random ASS disorientation, culturally-FUCKWIT-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth POLESMOKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WANK language, SOD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places O CANADA MARGARET THATCHER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky ASS souvenir shoppes and massive YOU WANKER quantities ASSHAT of ANAL DIABETES PISS garbage.

Darnit.

A HELL Polite Note to the SHITTY Author:

The BELLEND Tourette's BATHING SUIT AREA Research Institute was ASSRAPING founded to SHITTY.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have YID Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CAMEL JOCKEY article MALARKY funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CROTCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BULLSHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BORDER HOPPER Tourrette's sufferers BIRD SHIT swear. You can HORSE SHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame SHIT TV, for always focusing on the I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE bad side of a terrible BALL SACK thing.
• The main EMO symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BITCH involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICK TITS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOBSHITE knee FUCKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BUGGER OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes HOT GRITS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at DAMN school for CUNTYMINTS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become LIMEY manically depressed and LIKE FATHER LIKE SON commit COCK suicide.
• There is no LOLCAT cure, and the FUCK NUGGET drugs that are available to, "calm" the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK YOU perodol" which caused my entire COON body to go FEMADOM numb and WANK basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSHAT it is without the SHITSLINGING drug.

I am an active member of a SHITCOCK tourette syndrome FELCHMONKEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SHITSLIDE the CRAP public view of Tourettes as a "BONER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DICK IN A BOX sorry for SHITFACE "hi-jacking" your WANK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKTARD this that really BONER annoys me. I am working towards a MY ANUS IS BLEEDING better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? article. Remember, everything here is meant to be SMILES, and making fun of a FUCKSTAIN horrible disorder is (not) MOCCASINS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your REDNECK time.

Best ARSE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PEDOPHILIA” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FALUN GONG reply

As MONGOLIANS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are WIKIPEDIA not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill OPINION Westerners show is not an UIGURS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of CHINA IS CAPITALIST degenerate capitalist culture in those NORTH KOREA countries. When showing POISON IN BABY FORMULA right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries DIMETHYL GLYCOL leadership, those problems does not UIGURS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NORTH KOREA byproduct of your BUDDHIST MONK capitalist society RIGHT WING.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Regards to Andrew HONKY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The FRITZ bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK NUGGET punch him if you REDNECK want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CAUCASIANS article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this CLEAN DRINKING WATER article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with DEMOCRACY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not MORGAN TSVANGIRAI white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. COMMUNION WAFER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the LAKE TITICACA saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my BITCH intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BLESSED DAMN SAINT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are HORSE PENIS and BASTARD playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSRAPING music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) WIGGER BAND WITH 4 GOBSHITE MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A YUKY DOODY HORSE! PISS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS'S HOUSE

How SHITFACE to LET'S SHIT cure YID the MONKEY'S UNCLE Tourette's RAPE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment WINDOWS VISTA for SHIT Tourette's PISSHOLE Syndrome JACKASS is FRITZ following FUCKER these ASSHOLE rules JACKASS SHIT in DOG SHIT order:

• 1: Avoid FRENCH TICKLER immature JACKASS SHIT little PUSSY kids,
• 2: Count to MOCCASINS within PISS OFF 10 I'LL RAPE YOUseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CRAP SHITCOCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT nor NECROPHILIA talk,
• 4: Tell BUKKAKE yourself you DAMN IT don't PENIS have BUKKAKE this NI disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK WANKER WITH NASTY CHIGGER DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS last straw JACK OFF!

I fucking put I'LL RAPE YOU' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCK YOU the TOP OF JACKASS THIS YOU WANKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be MOTHERFUCKER offensive. JUNGLE BUNNY. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SCRATCH! GROUNDER! people who try DAGO to battle BASTARD'BULLCRAP that tight-ass PISS ARTIST 17-year-ASSHAT—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNTBUCKET it now, but someone said SPUNK' FUCKING GIVING HEAD'FUCKTARD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING JESSE McCARTNEY is a laughing ASSHOLE matter. Plus there SHIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are PUSSY articles BITCH about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching HORSE PENIS stuff. So GENITALIA that means CONAN O'BRIAN stop getting mad at the PISS OFF first part too and BLUMPKIN talking about the ANUSCAKE letter that it's SPUNK mocking (what PISS OFF MY ASS letter? I don't even know what TAFFY the heck you're talking about). Adrian REDNECK hi self FUCKER even made a really CANDY good point. "It's DICKHEAD nothing more FUCK YOU from a head nod to a ASS knee tick". FUCKSTAIN. Which I'll add ASS onto WIENER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT suffer that SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes CRAPPY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SCROTUM be, because if I were a COON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SWIMMING POOL hilarious. If you WIENER Want facts, go on All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll POOPOO be offended, don't read SHITSLINGING the freaking KAFFIR article anyway.

SEMEN BITCH FUCK OFF BONER CUNT SHITTY DICKFACE HELL FRIG FELCHMONKEY

I AM CORNHOLIO! TITS & DICKS GOD DAMN SEMEN EARS OF CHRIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FIST FUCK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BALLS LIMEY SHIT SON OF A BITCH CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DIPSHIT INCEST DAMN ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! CAPTAIN CRUNCH DICK FAG GENITALIA NIPPLES WETBACK SON OF A BITCH BOOBS WANK NICARAGUA WIKIPEDIA DICK CHICKEN GOATSE FUCKSTAIN ASSFACE WANK FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN CHIGGER SUCK MY DICK DUMBASS FUCKWIT TIT DIRT JENKEM FLYING FUCK ASS CHICKEN SHIT SON OF A BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE GANGBANG RAT'S COCK DELICIOUS CAKE CHRISTHUMPER YOU WANKER SHITFUCKER FUCK JACKASS NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES ARSE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! BOOBS BRITNEY DICKLICK ASSHAT GENITALIA BUKKAKE TENTACLE RAPE THONG TASTER SHITFACE suck my mothers SHITSLINGING DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH CHAV FUCKBAG MINORITIES PISS HONKY COON DAMMIT SHIT WIENER WHORE SHITHEAD SHITFACE FUCK RAGHEAD CRAPMUNCHER PISSHOLE CHENEY HORSE SHIT YOU WANKER DILDO MAMA MIA FUCK FUCK WANK BASTARD SACRED POOPY PRICK JOHNNY CUNT FRAK DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BITCH SHITTY DOUCHE TOSSER MALARKY ASSWIPE CAMEL FUCKER FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO DELICIOUS CAKE FIRECROTCH FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITHEAD LET'S SHIT HELL FUCK PISS ARTIST CUNTYMINTS MACACA REDNECK FUCKFACE FUCKSTAIN BOYCOTT VIACOM! I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL KNOBJOCKEY BULLSHIT GOAT DICK RANDY TRAVIS FUCKING TITMOUSE MOTHERFUCKER BOLLOCKS INCEST SHIT RAPE CHUFF DICKWAD BAD MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER GOD DAMN SHITBALLS FROG'S FAT ASS CHICKEN SHIT CUNT HORSE SHIT NIPPLES BUTTFUCKER TURD KRAUT FUCKFUCKFUCK POLAK BITCH SUCK MY COCK SHITSLINGING PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM ASSCRACK ASSCRACK FUCK NUGGET DAMMIT CHENEY BULLSHIT MONKEY BALLS TWAT SHIT KRAUT DICK BIRD SHIT BASTARD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCKER DICKHEAD HORSE SHIT ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO HELL TWISTY VAGINA GOAT DICK BALL SACK DIPSHIT FUCK OFF ASSFACE FUCKING A CLEMEN ASSCRACK BONER CHOAD BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN SCUMBUCKET JIGGABOO CRAP ON A STICK BUGGER HO HORSE SHIT FUCKFACE JOHN SMILEY FACE PENIS SON OF A BITCH ASSFACE CUNNILINGUS SHITFACE GOOK JACKASS POOPY RAPE CLEMEN ASSRAPING DUMBASS CRAPFUCKER WANK WALRUS SHIT JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ASSRAPING ORGASM PIECE OF SHIT CUNNILINGUS DICKHEAD BLUMPKIN DAMN IT MONKEY SHIT BITCH SHITFUCKER FUCK BOYCOTT VIACOM! AY-AY-AY TITWANK ASS WIENER MONKEY BALLS SON OF A BITCH FLYING FUCK BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE DAMN RUSKIE O CANADA MY ANUS IS BLEEDING STRAWBERRY ASS SEX SEX HORSE SHIT SHITFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHAT TACO CHRISTHUMPER SHITTY SCUMBUCKET GENITALIA CUNT GOD DAMN ASSCRACK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUITCASE PENIS SUCK MY DICK SHIT CARPET MUNCHER AUTOFELLATIO CUNT SHIT CHINK FRIG DOUCHEBAG TWAT DIPSHIT FUCKFACE CUNT CUM ASS FUCK I AM CORNHOLIO! PIG REDNECK SEX FEWMETS SHIT WIKIPEDIA BASTARD BASKETBALL NAZI TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK ASS CRAP ON A STICK DYKE GOD DAMN SHITFACE HORSE PENIS DICKHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKER CUNT PORCH MONKEY POTTYMOUTH NIPPLES WIKIPEDIA TOSSER SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMN POMMIE SCROTUM BUGFUCK DARTH VADER MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK PISS OFF pen0r BUTTFUCKER FUCK OLD CHRIST OF A FOOTBALL FIST FUCK COCK QUEEF PAKI ASS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD I WILL END YOU! BUTTFUCKER ASSWIPE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASS LICKER NIPPLES I'LL RAPE YOU CLIT DIPSHIT POLACK SHIT PEDOPHILIA TOSSER DAMN YOUR MOM CAMEL FUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFUCKER GOD DAMN WIKIPEDIA CUNT BUKKAKE BITCH DYKE HAIL SATAN! WIGGER COON BOOBIES RAT'S ASS SCUMBAG FROG JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE MOCCASINS JACKASS SHIT PIG ASS LICKER HADJI HENTAI DICKWAD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITS YOU WANKER WIKIPEDIA CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TOSSER SHIT SHITTY WANK ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT ASSBANDIT GARBAGE DAY! BUGFUCK FUCKTARD GREASER FLYING FUCK DUMBASS SCUMBAG PISSHOLE ANAL BASTARD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT CUNTRAG NIGNOG BOB SAGET FUCK DYKE COON NEGRO BUGGER DICKFACE SHITTY HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PIG WOP FUCKTARD FUCKING WANK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE VENEREAL DISEASE FUCK YOU NIHILISM WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD KISSER EPIDIDYMIS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK CUNT I RAPE WALRUSES! WALRUS SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE BITCH BIRD SHIT PUSSY WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT? SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN IT CUNT VANDAL CUM CHICKEN SHIT HOSER BONER PENISFUCK WIENER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKLICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA POLESMOKER FUCK RAT'S COCK CONAN O'BRIAN PEARL NECKLACE SLOPE FOREIGN CURRENCY ARSE SHITFACE TITMOUSE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST COCK BIGNOSE DIPSHIT BITCH DUMBASS YOU WANKER TITS & DICKS ARSE CRAPPY TUBA SPANK THE MONKEY JOHN ELWAY GANGBANG TITTIES GOD DAMN AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS RICK MORANIS I'LL RAPE YOU POLESMOKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD INBRED SPANK THE MONKEY DICK TIMBER NIGGER JACKASS JIZZ WANK FUCK OFF ARSE WIGGER MONGOLIANS FUCKBAG DONKEY PUNCHER NIGGER TITS CUNT CHAV TITS WOP PISSHOLE DOUCHING SEX BITCH FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD [expletive deleted] FUCKSTAIN SPIC CHIGGER I WILL KILL YOU! MILF GOD BLESS AMERICA WIENER CUNT BULLSHIT NIGNOG DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITFACE FELLATIO JACKASS PENISPENISPENIS!!! NIGNOG RUSKIE FIST FUCK SCROTUM LAKE TITICACA HADJI DUNE COON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! HELL BASTARD MICK WANKER BULLSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ GENITALIA NIGGER POMMIE CROTCH JACK OFF JUSTIN BIEBER FOUR-EYES PISS ARTIST BIGNOSE CHOAD I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER WIGGER ASS POLACK HONKY I WILL END YOU! LIMEY COCKSUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PORCH MONKEY ORGASM GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE BUGGER SHITTING DICK NIPPLES SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PENISBIRD DAMN JERK OFF CHOAD FUCKSTAIN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLUSTERFUCK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ANUSCAKE SUGARTITS AY-AY-AY PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS NECROPHILIA ASS LICKER ASSHAT SHITFUCKER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUCKFACE DOUCHEBAG NAZI NEOPETS YID SEMEN DICK CHICKEN PUSSY TOWELHEAD SHITTY SOD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSCRACK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK SEX DIPSHIT SHITSLINGING TAMPON IN MY ASS NAZI VENEREAL DISEASE MONKEY BALLS BULLSHIT PEDOPHILIA BELGIUM CHUFF SIGMUND FREUD EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM SON OF A BITCH CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING HUEY P. NEWTON FUCK FUCKING ASSHAT FUCKING DAMN SHITTY ASSCRACK D'OH BEAVER LOLCAT SHIT CRAPPY INBRED PEARL NECKLACE FROG'S FAT ASS SHITTY [Insert swear here] SCUMBAG DICKHEAD ABO FUCKFACE FUCKER PISS OFF CUNT INBRED JIZZ CUNT CRAPPER CHIGGER SHIT JIZZ ORGASM [EXPLETIVE] HELLFUCKER HORSE PENIS SHIT BONER BASTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMNATION SHAKOPEE DUNE COON COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK PISSHOLE DOUCHEBAG SHIT ASSFACE BONER BLOWJOB SCROTUM BALLS EMO LET'S SHIT DICKFACE ASSHOLE REBECCA BLACK ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER TWAT GANGBANG CHAV CHRISTHUMPER NAZI JOHN ELWAY ARSE DOM DeLUISE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 TITTIES DAMMIT CUNT PIECE OF SHIT JOHN SMILEY FACE BANGKOK CUM TESTICLE CHOKE CLUSTERFUCK DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER BUGGER OFF DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCK YOU DAMNATION TAMPON IN MY ASS CC PLZ FAG REDNECK DUMBASS SHIT DUNE COON MICK WANKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM JUNGLE BUNNY SHITE [expletive deleted] DAMN FELCHING ART METAL PRODUCTS SCUMBAG TITS TITTIES FALSE BENSON INBRED DAMN IT BITCH DILDO BONER SHITSLINGING PISS NIPPLES HELL SEMEN PENIS GOBSHITE COMMUNIST DILDO ASSCRACK BELLEND FUCKING KIKE NIPPLES BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHITSLINGING SHITTY NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ANAL THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! TAMPONS FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TACO ASSCRACK FUCKFACE JUNGLE BUNNY JESSE McCARTNEY BALL SACK ORGASM PIG I WILL KILL YOU! YOGHURT CANNON CRAP ON A STICK JOHNNY ASS BOOBIES FUCK ANAL DIABETES NAZI FUCK OFF BULLSHIT SHITE AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS BUTT PIRATE FUCKSTAIN FIRECROTCH WANK MOCCASINS BEANER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FRAK PUSSYLICKER TITWANK CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO MASTURBATION EPIDIDYMIS CROTCH HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX YID BASTARD GOD DAMMIT DOUCHING CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST DICK TITS CUNT CUM MOTHERFUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON DICK CHICKEN FROG ASS I RAPE WALRUSES! DOUCHEBAG SUCK MY DICK FUCK WARNER MUSIC GROUP WALRUS SHIT SHITE EPIDIDYMIS CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DAMN DAMN YOUR MOM DILDO CRAP ALF SAND NIGGER WOODPECKERSHIT PISS ARTIST ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FELCHING JIZZ ASSCRACK DOUCHE WANKSPLAT ASS FASCIST FUCKING TITWANK TITWANK HELL CUNTBUCKET BUGFUCK FUCK POMMIE CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT ASS MALARKY MARY WHITEHOUSE ANAL SCUMBAG BATHING SUIT AREA GOD DAMMIT JIGGABOO BONER NECROPHILIA TACO DICK BANGKOK FUCKFACE VENEREAL DISEASE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FRAK FUCK BOB SAGET BALL SACK DONGSHOVER BORDER HOPPER BITCH AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS MORGAN TSVANGIRAI TRANNY TOSSER GOAT DICK PEDOPHILIA PISS ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT RUSKIE HEIL HITLER! FOUR-EYES WANK SHIT PECKERHEAD KIKE INCEST ARSE FUCKWIT TURD COCKSUCKER FELLATIO SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAMN BAT FUCK INSANE FLYING FUCK DAMN IT TITS FIST FUCK WOODPECKERSHIT AMERICAN SPELLING DAMMIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKBAG MICK RAT'S ASS CHOAD WHITE RIGHTS SHIT FALSE BENSON TURD FENCE JUMPER NEGRO ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DUMBASS FROG PAKI TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE CUNNILINGUS SHIT GOD DAMMIT COON DAMN TWAT FRITZ BLOWJOB FUCKHEAD WEHATEMARIO OSTRICH MY ASS CAMEL JOCKEY BUGFUCK FUCK OFF FUCKING POOPY JACKASS [Insert silly non-swear here] SPANK THE MONKEY GIVING HEAD CUNTBUCKET TWAT HELL I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL DOUCHE NAZI PIG BULLSHIT SHIT SPIC ASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BALLS ASS LICKER SHIT FUCKFACE PENISPENISPENIS!!! SHITFACE LET'S SHIT SUCK COCKS IN HELL! DOM DeLUISE MOTHERFUCKER JACKASS MOLDY TITS PEARL NECKLACE ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN FRIG GOATSE BOLLOCKS SHIT CHUFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BASTARD CRAPMUNCHER PISS OFF PISSHOLE FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST FUCKSTAIN FUCKING JUMP! FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCK BITCH ORGASM FLYING RAT'S ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK WIKIPEDIA CHOAD TITS & DICKS MASTURBATION GANGBANG POMMIE NECROPHILIA ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP LAKE TITICACA BITCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! RAPE DICKLICK GOAT DICK TRANNY DICKFACE RUSKIE PORCUPINE'S BALLS PECKERHEAD NIGNOG WIKIPEDIA CHICKEN FRIES BUGFUCK FALUN GONG BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FUCK TITTIES FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK POLAK RAT'S COCK JACKASS SHIT BITCH FUCK INBRED EAT MY SHIT! SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN ASS BUTTFUCKER TRANNY RAT'S ASS JERK OFF BOOBS SUCK MY DICK WIENER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the BOOBIES and his PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT of girraffes in which BEAVER while reading about SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FLYING FUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PIECE OF SHIT