Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's GOOK'DUMBASS'SHITSLINGING'ASSHOLE'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL'YOU WANKER'ASS FASCIST Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or YOU WANKER neurochemical FUCK disorder BASTARD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FRED PHELPS, sudden POTTYMOUTH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or FELLATIO vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SUGARTITS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may JACKASS SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NECROPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SEX words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FLYING FUCK SPUNK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMN utterFUCKance of socially CLEVELAND STEAMER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TURD television programs to address ABO Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S ASS Tourette's is NIGGER not to be SUCK MY COCK confused with CUNT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SAND NIGGER random FUCK OFF disorientation, culturally-GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth WOODPECKERSHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local HORSE PENIS language, WANK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DICKFACE FUCKTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky NIGGER souvenir shoppes and massive SHITCOCK quantities ORGASM of ANAL DIABETES ASS garbage.

Darnit.

A CANNED QUOTE Polite Note to the BUGGER Author:

The PISS Tourette's SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM Research Institute was KIDDY FIDDLER founded to BONER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HELL Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SCUMBAG article SHIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JERRY I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BULLSHIT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHIGGER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKBAG Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITE Tourrette's sufferers BATMAN & ROBIN swear. You can ASSWIPE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame KRAUT TV, for always focusing on the BELLEND bad side of a terrible HEIL HITLER! thing.
• The main REDNECK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BATHING SUIT AREA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small CUM knee WANKER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is BOYCOTT VIACOM! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes FRIG cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at VAGINA school for FUCK A DUCK something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! sufferers to become BUGGER OFF manically depressed and JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK commit FIST FUCK suicide.
• There is no TWISTY VAGINA cure, and the SHITSLINGING drugs that are available to, "calm" the ABORTIONS FOR ALL tics often have adverse GRINGO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES body to go NICARAGUA numb and FLAMING ASS BADGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASSFACE it is without the HO drug.

I am an active member of a BRITNEY tourette syndrome WANK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FUCKING the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH public view of Tourettes as a "CHOAD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FLYING FUCK much much (hand spasms) more...

I am MOZILLA FIREFOX sorry for BUKKAKE "hi-jacking" your SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really KNOBJOCKEY annoys me. I am working towards a DICKHEAD better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this TITTIES article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DOG FUCKER, and making fun of a WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? horrible disorder is (not) FUCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASS time.

Best DILDO regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHIGGER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese I LIKE BUSH reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BUDDHISM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIENANMEN SQUARE Westerners show is not an FIREWALLS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those COMMUNISM IS STUPID countries. When showing RIGHTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries POISON IN TOOTHPASTE leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a POISON IN BABY FORMULA byproduct of your GOVERNMENT FILTERS capitalist society BELGIUM.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. BOOBS Regards to Andrew SACRAMENTO Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The PEDOPHILIA bastard who wrote this article. You can BITCH punch him if you BASTARD want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE POWER put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HYPERINFLATION” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCK OFF saint name of our MOSES Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my CUNTBUCKET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FRED PHELPS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS playing Roblox's Adopt Me with FUCKWIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHITFACE BAND WITH 4 PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GOATSE HORSE! FRED PHELPS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FRED PHELPS'S HOUSE

How DICKLICK to RAT'S ASS cure FUCKFACE the TOWELHEAD Tourette's JIGGABOO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! for CLEVELAND STEAMER Tourette's CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome POOPOO is DOG SHIT following WIGGER these BITCH rules NIGGER in FRIG order:

• 1: Avoid SEX immature LOLCAT little I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! kids,
• 2: Count to FELLATIO within BIRD IN THE HOUSE 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your WOMEN'S RIGHTS SON OF A BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT nor TRANNY talk,
• 4: Tell CUNTYMINTS yourself you [expletive deleted] don't DICKHEAD have FLYING RAT'S ASS this VAGINA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK RAINBOWS WITH NASTY GRINGO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FRED PHELPS last straw INVISIBLE!!

I fucking put BIGNOSE' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at I WILL END YOU! the TOP OF WANK THIS MOCCASINS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ORGASM offensive. NAZI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CAPTAIN CRUNCH people who try TITS to battle POOPY'SOD OFF that tight-ass NIPPLES 17-year-SOD OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find VAGINA it now, but someone said SHITE' PEDOPHILIA DAMN IT'FUCK OFF on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING DIRTY SANCHEZ is a laughing CHUFF matter. Plus there LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GIVING HEAD Uncyclopedia, there are BITCH articles SHITFUCKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PEARL NECKLACE stuff. So FUCKHEAD that means DICKLICK stop getting mad at the CRAPPY first part too and LET'S SHIT talking about the NIPPLES letter that it's ASSRAMMER mocking (what FUCKFACE letter? I don't even know what DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE the heck you're talking about). Adrian AUTOFELLATIO hi self YID even made a really ASSHOLE good point. "It's PIG nothing more POWERSHIT from a head nod to a CUNTYMINTS knee tick". LET'S SHIT. Which I'll add CUNT onto DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASS suffer that AUTOFELLATIO much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes ART METAL PRODUCTS it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ANAL DIABETES be, because if I were a ASS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSRAPING hilarious. If you INCEST Want facts, go on CUNT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll COCKING FUCKBOROUGH be offended, don't read CUNTING ASSCRACK the freaking DOUGHNUT PUNCHER article anyway.

PISS OFF MY ASS WANK NAZI ASS SHIT FAG GOD DAMN WANK ANAL DIABETES KIKE

FUCKWIT PIG I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER HONKY GOD DAMN CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SACRAMENTO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BITCH YOU WANKER ASSBANDIT SHITHEAD PASTURE DONALD RUMSFELD SCRATCH! GROUNDER! NECROPHILIA QUEEF SHITSLINGING CUNNILINGUS HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE TWAT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICK SPANK THE MONKEY TIT SPRINKLES FUCK OFF HOMO ANAL COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK GOD DAMMIT suck my mothers SACRAMENTO JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FELLATIO GOD DAMN EAT MY SHIT! I'LL RAPE YOU SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HELL DUMBASS SOD DAMN IT FRIG NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES YOU WANKER SHITTY FUCKSTAIN POOPOO FUCK PISS OFF DAMN FUCKTARD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DICKHEAD FELLATIO FENCE JUMPER BOB SAGET TITS & DICKS PISS OFF FUCKHEAD CUNT YID FASHION BUG GRINGO AUTOFELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY COCK FELLATIO ASS ASSHAT ASS SON OF A BITCH SEX DILDO CRACKER CARPET MUNCHER FUCKWIT POLAK CUNT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD ORGASM BATHING SUIT AREA COCK I WILL END YOU! FUCKER FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PECKERHEAD SHITFACE SHIT FUCKWIT NEGRO ASSHAT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKFACE WANK BALLS NORTH KOREA SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT SNUFF PORN CUM PEARL NECKLACE FUCK YOU AUTOFELLATIO SOD HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES DUMBASS CHUFF SAND NIGGER PASTURE FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE GINGERBREAD CLIT FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHAT PIG DAMN PENIS FUCKING BUGFUCK LET'S SHIT TWISTY VAGINA I WILL END YOU! FUCKSTAIN DICK GARBAGE DAY! PISS ARTIST BLUE PENIS! WANKER DESU EAT MY SHIT! FUCKING BASEBALL PAKI COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT CRAPMUNCHER FUCKFACE [expletive deleted] FROG'S FAT ASS WOP PUSSY GRIS GIVING HEAD SON OF A BITCH RECTUM RAIDER HOMO ABO ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DOG FUCKER BITCH ASSHAT BONER CHRISTMAS TREES DAMN WANKSPLAT POOPY HELL DOUCHETITS VENEREAL DISEASE MASTURBATION FUCKBAG SHITE AUTOFELLATIO ASSFACE NAZI ANAL CHRIS CHAN DAMN JUNGLE BUNNY BULLCRAP LET'S SHIT ASS KAFFIR CUNNILINGUS ASSHAT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE FUCKSTAIN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT WANKSPLAT CUNT SHITFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS WIGGER SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT DOG SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MOTHERFUCKER TITTIES COON PISS ARTIST CLEMEN FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY SHITHEAD CHENEY I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKSTAIN RAGHEAD FUCKWIT ASSWIPE DICKFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CRACKER CUNT HORSE SHIT NIGGER INBRED O CANADA VENEREAL DISEASE WHITE PEOPLE COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT YOU WANKER ARSEBADGERS BULLSHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! FUCK BLOWJOB TACO RUSKIE POLACK ASSCRACK BOOBS YOU WANKER 666 THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE [expletive deleted] DUMBASS HELL YID SHITBALLS MOCCASINS FUCK A DUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS WANK PENISBIRD PISSHOLE ASS LICKER FELLATIO PORCUPINE'S BALLS WOMEN'S RIGHTS BALL SACK ARSE SHITE DELICIOUS CAKE DAMN BALLS SHITTY HELL PISS OFF MY ASS FUCKFACE DILDO SHITE ASSFACE WANK FELCHING REDSKIN YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS COCKSTUFFER COCKSUCKER STRAWBERRY ASS DONKEY DICK FLYING RAT'S ASS ANAL DIABETES ASSFACE BITCH GINGERBREAD GIVING HEAD JACKASS DOUCHEBAG LONGCAT IS LONG WANK WANK WIENER GOD DAMN PISSHOLE CUNTBUCKET SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DONKEY DICK PISS OFF CUNT ARSE CUNTYMINTS I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK BULLCRAP FENCE JUMPER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER NI BANGKOK CLEMEN GOD DAMN PENIS DUMBASS BITCH BUGGER OFF TUBA DILDO FLYING RAT'S ASS BUTTFUCKER HOLY DUMB FUCK POLACK WIGGER PORCH MONKEY ASS JERK OFF DAMMIT BUTT PIRATE DICKLICK RAT'S ASS WIENER SHUT UP, MEG! PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMN CLEMEN KRAUT BONER SHITFUCKER FUCKTARD FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER JOHNNY SCUMBUCKET ARSE OH SHI– [expletive deleted] JUSTIN BIEBER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CHOAD CUM TITWANK CHRISTHUMPER SHIT NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES JACKASS TAMPON IN MY ASS BALL SACK FELLATIO SONNY BILL WILLIAMS HOMO SHITSLINGING NAZI SALISBURY BLOWJOB [Insert silly non-swear here] WANK RAT'S COCK BALL SACK CUNT BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH NIGGER CC PLZ PIECE OF SHIT BUTTFUCKER HI, BILLY MAYS HERE BAT FUCK INSANE YOU WANKER TACO TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK OFF SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM GOD DAMN TWAT FEWMETS SOD OFF BUGFUCK ASSHOLE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! NAZI SHIT BITCH CUNT TACO QUEEF SPIC TRANNY KRAUT ARFENHOUSE CLEMEN TRANNY POLACK SHIT MALL SANTA ASSCRACK WANK BORDER HOPPER FUCKFACE DICKLICK TAFFY GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS D'OH NIGGER WIENER OSTRICH MY ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE O KURWA! DESU ASSFACE CUNT CRAPPER DUMBASS SPIC FUCK OFF FELLATIO FUCKWIT SHITE FUCKWIT ART METAL PRODUCTS CHOAD KISSER BOOBS FUCKFACE NIGGER NEGRO FUCKHEAD CLIT FRAK CRAPPY VENEREAL DISEASE HELL BANGKOK FLYING FUCK CUNT I WILL END YOU! TAMPON IN MY ASS JACK OFF SUITCASE PENIS TWAT GRINGO CHENEY COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITTY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD EARS OF CHRIST suck my mothers SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CUM BUTTFUCKER DILDO DAMN FAG PUSSY FIST FUCK RAT'S COCK GYPSY SEX FEWMETS CUNT HELL TITS SHITPISSER FUCK YOU POLESMOKER MAMA MIA BOB SAGET DICKLICK SHITFACE ASSHAT FRED PHELPS VAGINA DICKWAD ASSHAT PEDOPHILIA SPUNK DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CLIT CLEVELAND STEAMER DICK IN A BOX AY-AY-AY MACACA EPIDIDYMIS SHITSLINGING PUSSY BANGKOK POWERSHIT SHITFUCKER SHITE HONKY FAG EXTRA LONG PENIS COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CRACKER SOD BASTARD SLOPE SOD SHITTY SHIT JACKASS SHIT STRAWBERRY ASS PENISBIRD TRANNY O CANADA GANGBANG GRINGO ASSWIPE FUCKBAG JACKASS SHIT ASS RUSKIE WOP CHAV DAMN GOD BLESS AMERICA BUTTFUCKER ORGASM SCUMBAG BULLSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK RAPE SCUMBUCKET BOOBS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! NIGGER SHITTY ASSWIPE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! BULLSHIT WANK TITS POMMIE FUCKSTAIN BASTARD FUCKSTAIN D'OH GANGBANG DAGO SON OF A BITCH FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FUCKING BATHING SUIT AREA PISS SHITBALLS POMMIE FUCKTARD PUSSYLICKER SPANK THE MONKEY CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A PIG JOHN SMILEY FACE TWAT BUGFUCK WIENER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FUCK NUGGET ARSE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKBAG HUMAN RIGHTS ORGASM BIGNOSE TRANNY JACK OFF CUNT REBECCA BLACK WANK BASTARD FUCK GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CLUSTERFUCK BOOBIES DICKLICK PISS OFF COCKSUCKER CROTCH ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DYKE POLACK I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL GREASER FUCKING BASTARD GRINGO BULLCRAP EMO FUCKHEAD FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SON OF A BITCH FUCKING NORTH KOREA WETBACK TIT DIRT DONALD RUMSFELD DIPSHIT SEMEN GOD DAMMIT SHITHEAD GOD DAMN BASTARD YOU WANKER ASSHAT MASTURBATION FUCKFACE LHASA BASTARD SEMEN DICK TITS BRITNEY FUCKSTAIN I WILL END YOU! BITCH SPIC I WILL END YOU! COCK BOOBS DONKEY PUNCHER HELL BITCH URINE-GARGLING FUCK NUGGET SPUNK TITS DAMN BUKKAKE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BULLCRAP SPIC SAMUEL L. JACKSON VAGINA GOBSHITE PENIS DOUCHING PAKI GO HOME AND DIE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST JIZZ FLYING FUCK MALL SANTA PISS ARTIST DOUCHE NAZI CAMEL JOCKEY BELLEND BULLSHIT FUCKTARD SUNSHINE DICKLICK FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCK A DUCK TACO ASSWIPE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FUCKING ASS LICKER FUCKING PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER FUCKSTAIN CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON BLOWJOB FELCHING SHITCUNTING ARSE SHUT UP, MEG! PISS ARTIST FAG CC PLZ FRITZ LET'S SHIT CUNNILINGUS DAMMIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DIRTY SANCHEZ ASS LICKER FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN IT JENKEM DOODIE HEAD SUCK MY DICK TITS JIZZ HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FUCK NEGRO CLIT FUCK VAGINA SHITFACE TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WIENER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT GARBAGE DAY! BALL SACK BOOBS FUCKTARD BATHING SUIT AREA PISS OFF FUCKHEAD VAGINA FUCK KNOBJOCKEY DYKE CARPET MUNCHER SUGARTITS DUMBASS DILDO FUCKSTAIN FROG'S FAT ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH FUCKWIT COCK GOD DAMN JESSE McCARTNEY [expletive deleted] TURD FUCKING BASEBALL SHITTY ASSHOLE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CANNED QUOTE DYKE FUCKBAG PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY THONG TASTER BOOBIES AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT SHIT FASHION BUG WIENER DUMBASS GENITALIA MASTURBATION DOUCHEBAG WETBACK BIG FOOT SHITFACE DIPSHIT VAGINA BELLEND GRAPE PENIS DAMN IT DICKHEAD BUKKAKE FRIG CUNT FUCK BITCH BASTARD SUCK MY COCK LOLCAT KRAUT PISS ASS LICKER ASSCRACK BITCH ASS FASCIST BASTARD CRAPFUCKER DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS LET'S SHIT FUCKING BASEBALL GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT BAT FUCK INSANE WANK BEAVER CANNED QUOTE WANKER VENEREAL DISEASE COCK CHIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKER ALF BELGIUM CUNT DAMN HELLFUCKER WANK JESSE McCARTNEY MAMA MIA TACO TWAT YOUR MOM PEDOPHILIA DIPSHIT FUCKING A JACKASS SOD OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSHAT ASSCRACK CRAPMUNCHER PEEPEE GANGBANG SHITE MONKEY BALLS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DOUCHE BELGIUM MARGARET THATCHER ANAL DIABETES COLGATE FUCKING ABO CUNT TIMBER NIGGER SHITE SLOPE FIRECROTCH FUCK DILDO I WILL END YOU! MOCCASINS COMMUNIST DILDO FUCK CHIGGER MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! MOTHERFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA HORSE SHIT FLYING FUCK SCROTUM SHIT CLIT BASTARD DARTH VADER DILDO JAP TOWELHEAD CHIGGER DOUCHE NAZI BASTARD DOUCHE NAZI EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ASSHOLE CUNT CHOAD KISSER ASSHAT BUTT PIRATE FUCKING A BOOBS ARSE FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAP ANAL BUTTFUCKER SCUMBUCKET SHITE COON DICKFACE FUCK YOU DOG SHIT MAMA MIA VENEREAL DISEASE FAG PISS ARTIST SAMUEL L. JACKSON ASS QUEEF BIG FOOT RAPE DAMNATION JACKASS SHIT ANUSCAKE SUCK MY COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS DAMN CUNT NIGGER SHITFACE GOD DAMN BITCH TURD FUCKBAG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS JAP FUCKWIT ASSHAT AUTOFELLATIO SHIT CHOAD KISSER QUEEF SON OF A BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU HELL PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RUSKIE FUCK WANK SHITCUNTING FLYING RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS FUCKFACE ALEX TREBEK VAGINA SHITCOCK PISS ARTIST SHITFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX BUGGER OFF FUCKTARD GRINGO FUCK HOT GRITS EPIDIDYMIS SHITTY I LIKE SCHOOL COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ASSWIPE SHITE DIPSHIT GOD DAMN CHOAD BUGFUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS TITS PIG GENITALIA DICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ARTIST DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHOLE BASTARD SHITCOCK DIPSHIT NEGRO SHITFUCKER FELCHING SHUT UP, MEG! DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE WIENER BITCH DOG SHIT GOOK WOP TITS ASSBANDIT TUBA RAT'S ASS BOON POLACK FEMADOM BALL SACK ASSBANDIT VENEREAL DISEASE [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] BUGGER SPUNK [Insert yet another person's name here] CLIT COCK PORCH MONKEY CLUSTERFUCK ANAL CHICKEN SHIT TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAPMUNCHER BULLSHIT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CLUSTERFUCK EMO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! TITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNTRAG FUCKFACE SHITFACE ASSWIPE FUCKWIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD ASS CHRISTHUMPER HOT GRITS BLUMPKIN I WILL END YOU! PEEPEE FUCK YOU AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS TITS CLEMEN PORCUPINE'S BALLS RAPE NIGNOG ASSWIPE JACK OFF DYKE FELCHING [expletive deleted] DYKE BASTARD BULLSHIT DELICIOUS CAKE FUCKSTAIN BAD MOTHERFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CUNT FUCKHEAD TAFFY PISSING OUT THE WINDOW & SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS CRACKER NAZI TOURETTE'S SYNDROME RAT'S COCK CAMEL JOCKEY EMO DICK TITS DICKLICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BOOBIES DICK CHICKEN BLUE PENIS! DAMN IT PISS HELL ABO PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WIENER ANUSCAKE FRIG NIGGER TITS DAMN CLEMEN FUCK PEARL NECKLACE [expletive deleted] FUCK WETBACK DONKEY PUNCHER CROTCH FAGGOT [EXPLETIVE] SUCK MY DICK SHITFUCKER POLESMOKER GOD DAMN CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! I WILL KILL YOU! ASSHAT TONY LA RUSSA SHITCOCK PIGFUCKER POOPY FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE CUNT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE TITMOUSE RANDY TRAVIS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHIT PISS OFF MY ASS PISS OFF BULLSHIT MICK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SCUMBAG FIST FUCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FUCKTARD CRAPPY MACACA JACKASS WANK JOHNNY CUNT GANGBANG SHITE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SHITTY PIECE OF SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FOUR-EYES SCROTUM FUCKER CHICKEN FRIES CONDOMS PISSHOLE DOG SHIT CHINK FUCKFACE BUKKAKE SACRAMENTO CLUSTERFUCK BANGKOK JIZZ HITLER SHITE CTHULHU FHTAGN TITS NIPPLES COCKSMOKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS CHOAD FELCHMONKEY CUNT INBRED ARSE STRAWBERRY ASS TITS & DICKS MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT ARSEBADGERS SHITFACE DICKFACE ASSWIPE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TOWELHEAD THIS IS SPARTA! HOT GRITS SUCK MY DICK SHITE SHITFUCKER WANKSPLAT WANKSPLAT TITTIES SHIT FUCK HELL LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD ASSWIPE SUCK MY DICK CUNT LAPPER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE DAMN IT FUCKFACE JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKHEAD YOU WANKER SEMEN PRICK WANK SHITSKIN COON MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CAMEL JOCKEY RAT'S COCK JUSTIN BIEBER DOT HEAD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the THIS IS SPARTA! and his RAPE of girraffes in which CRAP while reading about CRAPFUCKER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ASSHAT