Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's CLIT'HOSER'SAND NIGGER'CLEMEN'CLUSTER FUCK'POMMIE'PEEPEE Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! neurochemical FUCK disorder CRAPPY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid ASSCRACK, sudden BEANER m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AUTOFELLATIO or SEX vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly COON in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKTARD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken PISS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CUNT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSCRACK BASTARD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SCRATCH! GROUNDER! utterFUCKance of socially TIMBER NIGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PISS UP MY ARSE television programs to address ARSE Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPPY Tourette's is INBRED not to be JERRY confused with ARSE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying JACKASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves KRAUT random FUCKWIT disorientation, culturally-SEX-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth YOU WANKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ARSE language, COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places RAPE HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKFACE souvenir shoppes and massive SEX quantities TITTIES of ANAL DIABETES FUCKSTAIN garbage.

Darnit.

A DAGO Polite Note to the WANK Author:

The HONKY Tourette's DICKFACE Research Institute was DOUCHE NAZI founded to BEAVER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DICKLICK Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUGGER article SHITFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIG FOOT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELLFUCKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about DICKWAD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of GYPSY Tourrette's sufferers CLEVELAND STEAMER swear. You can BUKKAKE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WANKER TV, for always focusing on the EPIDIDYMIS bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
• The main DICK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are PISS ARTIST involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small TWAT knee ASSHAT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes I'LL RAPE YOU cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PENIS school for ROSIE O'DONNELL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK sufferers to become NICARAGUA manically depressed and MASTURBATION commit JERRY suicide.
• There is no SAGGY TITS cure, and the BITCH drugs that are available to, "calm" the MARY WHITEHOUSE tics often have adverse COCKGOBLIN side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PRICK perodol" which caused my entire FUCK body to go ORGASM numb and BEAVER basically made it NIGGA! worse than BALLS it is without the SUGARTITS drug.

I am an active member of a ASSWIPE tourette syndrome CUNT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! the SAMUEL L. JACKSON public view of Tourettes as a "CUNT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMMIT much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ASSFACE sorry for PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT "hi-jacking" your FUCKTARD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like BITCH this that really VAGINA annoys me. I am working towards a SLOPE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SCUMBAG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) BONER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CUNT time.

Best TIT DIRT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CLEMEN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese FREEDOM OF SPEECH reply

As GOVERNMENT FILTERS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those MONASTERIES countries. When showing CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust SLITTY EYES in countries OPINION leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your DALAI LAMA capitalist society CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST.

Li Chiang “MONGOLIANS” Wen

P.S. DEVELOPERS! Regards to Andrew PENISFUCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The SCUMBUCKET bastard who wrote this article. You can SHIT punch him if you TWAT want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter RHODESIA Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HYPERINFLATION article. We have enough HIV NEGATIVE problems in this CECIL JOHN RHODES country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with SALISBURY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “WHITE PEOPLE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la IN SACREMENT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say IN SACREMENT swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MY COMMUNION WAFER OF complètement cured juste comme moi. May the POOPOO saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my SCUMBUCKET intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON DAMNED TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine ASSCRACK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are LET'S SHIT and PEEPEE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DICK IN A BOX music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) TESTICLE CHOKE BAND WITH 4 FUCKING MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS HORSE! ASSCRACK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO ASSCRACK'S HOUSE

How VANDAL to JOHN ELWAY cure SHITSLINGING the BENCH PRESS Tourette's RAT'S COCK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment GOD DAMN for COCK Tourette's ASSWIPE Syndrome FLYING FUCK is RECTUM RAIDER following BASTARD these NIGNOG rules DAMNATION in SHITHEAD order:

• 1: Avoid COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT immature ARSE little SMEG kids,
• 2: Count to BLUMPKIN within JAP 10 HOLY DUMB FUCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your BITCH POLAK WANK nor WANK talk,
• 4: Tell JOHN ELWAY yourself you COCKING FUCKBOROUGH don't GARBAGE DAY! have DYKE this PISS OFF disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY SHITSLINGING DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BELGIUM FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the ASSCRACK last straw OSTRICH MY ASS!

I fucking put FUCKTARD' my comment at the TOP OF THE CLIT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at PISS the TOP OF DAGO THIS TURD ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST offensive. RAGHEAD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BATHING SUIT AREA people who try DOM DeLUISE to battle CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON'SHIT that tight-ass WALRUS SHIT 17-year-BITCH—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find NIGGER it now, but someone said SAND NIGGER' PRICK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS'CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING HAIL SATAN! is a laughing DICK matter. Plus there ARSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING A Uncyclopedia, there are SHIT articles HOMO about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching DOODIE HEAD stuff. So JACK ABRAMOFF that means RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the AUTOFELLATIO first part too and JIZZ talking about the FUCKING BASEBALL letter that it's FUCKING mocking (what SHITTY letter? I don't even know what GRINGO the heck you're talking about). Adrian AY-AY-AY hi self CUNT even made a really DOG SHIT good point. "It's THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! nothing more MOTHERFUCKER from a head nod to a GIVING HEAD knee tick". JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS. Which I'll add DOUCHING onto DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS suffer that BONER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BAD MOTHERFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BUTT-HOLE be, because if I were a SEX Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article EMO hilarious. If you CONAN O'BRIAN Want facts, go on [Insert obscure meme or in-joke here] Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll STEVE BALLMER be offended, don't read DONKEY PUNCHER the freaking DILDO article anyway.

PECKERHEAD SHIT JOHNNY JIZZ CLIT FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNNILINGUS NECROPHILIA

COON SHITHEAD BIGNOSE WANK BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER SLOPE ORGASM SHIT HELL TWAT PUNANI I'M GOING TO BAN EVERYBODY PERMANENTLY SHITE FUCKSTAIN FUCKING BITCH IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! DUMBASS NORTH KOREA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCKING DAGO SEX MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS SPUNK 666 ASSHOLE GIVING HEAD SHITTY ANUSCAKE HOLY DUMB FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP COCKSUCKER DOUCHE NIGNOG SHITE YOGHURT CANNON SUCK MY DICK SPIC COCK GOD DAMN NICARAGUA BITCH JUSTIN BIEBER SHIT GENITALIA FELCHING TURD FLYING FUCK ORGASM CRAPPY DUMBASS BOOBS O KURWA! DONKEY PUNCHER pen0r RUSTY TROMBONE SHITSLINGING SCUMBAG FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SNUFF PORN BUKKAKE PISSHOLE DIPSHIT CRACKER SHAKOPEE FUCKBAG FUCKING HONKY MOZILLA FIREFOX PENIS ON A BUN MICK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TITTIES GIVING HEAD TITS FUCKING JUMP! SHITE BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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GOD DAMMIT SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS MOCCASINS FUCKWIT INBRED FUCK SPUNK FELCHING LIMEY FELCHING FUCK OFF MALL SANTA FOUR-EYES I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DARTH VADER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DICK TITS FUCKHEAD JUSTIN BIEBER EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA COCK suck my mothers CUNTBUCKET VENEREAL DISEASE ASS ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER DAMN SPIC FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA WOP CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST FUCK OFF HOSER FUCKTARD DILDO STRAWBERRY ASS DICK IN A BOX KRAUT DOT HEAD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DEVELOPERS! CHOAD DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FIRECROTCH SHITFACE DAMN LIMEY SOD OFF FUCKING BASEBALL COCKSHITTER KEEP GOD BLESS AMERICA PICKANINNY TITTIES PENIS FUCK A DUCK BONER FELLATIO FUCK YOU NIPPLES BIG FOOT DOG SHIT RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT WIKIPEDIA KAFFIR CRACKER POLACK SAMUEL L. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink 666 REDNECK CUM YOU WANKER TIBETAN BUDDHISM PIECE OF SHIT INJUN TIT DIRT ARSE FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS NIGGER REDNECK CRAPMUNCHER MOLDY TITS DOUCHEBAG FUCKFACE FLYING FUCK SCUMBAG BAT FUCK INSANE BAT FUCK INSANE BUTT-HOLE ASSHOLE 666 DOUCHETITS GINGERBREAD SUITCASE PENIS KEN GRIFFEY JR. PRESENTS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS THE BEST FUCKING BASEBALL VIDEO GAME OF 1994 SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SEX GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER CRACKER TWAT ASS LICKER JACKASS DOG FUCKER TITTIES RICK MORANIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGNOG BITCH HELL JACKASS RUSKIE WANKER BULLCRAP TURD TITS HOMO FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITSLINGING WIGGER NIGNOG CRAPMUNCHER GENITALIA BAD MOTHERFUCKER LIMEY BUKKAKE FUCKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS TOSSER BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FASHION BUG DAMN TOSSER DIPSHIT DUMBASS CUNT PISS MAMA MIA [Insert yet another person's name here] ASSHAT DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS DONKEY DICK CRACKER HOMO FUCKWIT JACKASS WHORE BOYCOTT VIACOM! Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive TOSSER and with the SACRAMENTO and his SUCK MY COCK of girraffes in which GOVERNMENT FILTERS while reading about PEEPEE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SPICY CUNT FUCK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is CHOAD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its BITCH subject. If you do not find it funny 666, it is probably because you are an INBRED SUCK MY COCK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. CUNT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT joke loses its humour DARTH VADER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PISS OFF ignorant, then you wouldn't have JERK OFF needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHIT SHITTY SAGGY TITS PIG POOPY!!!!!I <3 COCK