Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PAKI'POMMIE'DAMN'RAGHEAD'TWAT'BUTT-HOLE'TITS & DICKS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GOBSHITE look at the FELLATIO talk page of this ASSHAT article for notes or discussion before FUCKING editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BUGGER OFF neurochemical FUCK disorder GRIS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BEAVER, sudden SOD OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements DIPSHIT or FIRECROTCH vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BITCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated KIKE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may POLESMOKER include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DONKEY DICK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BITCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SHITCOCK DAMN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SHITHEAD utterFUCKance of socially FOUR-EYES objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASS LICKER television programs to address MONKEY SHIT Tourette's syndrome.

SCUMBAG Tourette's is ORGASM not to be TENTACLE RAPE confused with IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying BITCH chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HO random ANUSCAKE disorientation, culturally-BUGGER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITTY language, JIGGABOO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BLISTERING BARNACLES FEWMETS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky PENISFUCK souvenir shoppes and massive EXTRA LONG PENIS quantities CUNT of ANAL DIABETES BITCH garbage.

Darnit.

A I'LL RAPE YOU Polite Note to the FUCK Author:

The DICKLICK Tourette's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Research Institute was FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS founded to PISS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your VENEREAL DISEASE article SUCK MY COCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and FRIG I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or FLAMING ASS BADGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DICKFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GENITALIA Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHIT LIKE A HORSE Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can BAD MOTHERFUCKER blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ASSWIPE TV, for always focusing on the FUCK OFF bad side of a terrible HORSE PENIS thing.
• The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CHENEY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DAMN' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small WIENER knee FELLATIO NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is STRAWBERRY ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BITCH cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at AOL IPs school for FUCKFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE sufferers to become BALL SACK manically depressed and JAP commit ASS suicide.
• There is no RICK MORANIS cure, and the HELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the DIPSHIT tics often have adverse CUNTRAG side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PISS perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go FUCK YOU numb and COCKSUCKER basically made it NIGGA! worse than I WILL KILL YOU! it is without the TWAT drug.

I am an active member of a ABO tourette syndrome MICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS the ASSHAT public view of Tourettes as a "CHIGGER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am WETBACK sorry for FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER "hi-jacking" your GOBSHITE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like [Insert yet another person's name here] this that really FUCKBAG annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MR WINKLER IS GAY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JIGGABOO, and making fun of a THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! horrible disorder is (not) LIKE FATHER LIKE SON funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICK TITS time.

Best FUCK NUGGET regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DONKEY PUNCHER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT PROTESTS reply

As COMMUNISM IS STUPID Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill INDIA HAS NUKES Westerners show is not an POISON IN TOOTHPASTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MELAMINE degenerate capitalist culture in those MINORITIES countries. When showing GOOGLE right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries TAIWAN leadership, those problems does not TIENANMEN SQUARE occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a COMMUNISM IS STUPID byproduct of your BELGIUM capitalist society STUDENT RIOTS.

Li Chiang “RIVER CRABS SUCK” Wen

P.S. FUCKTARD Regards to Andrew DIPSHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply

The TIMBER NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSFACE punch him if you MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE PEOPLE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article. We have enough CHOLERA IS FUN! problems in this DEMOCRACY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HUMAN RIGHTS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “SALISBURY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. EARS OF CHRIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the KU KLUX KLAN saint name of our BLESSED DAMN SAINT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my ORGASM intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une HUEY P. NEWTON Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your IN SACREMENT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BEAVER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are WANKER and PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM playing Roblox's Adopt Me with TACO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A WANKER HORSE! BEAVER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BEAVER'S HOUSE

How PISS to FRIG cure FUCK the TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's CHOAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MICK for NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome BLUE PENIS! is BATHING SUIT AREA following CUNNILINGUS these DONKEY PUNCHER rules BUGFUCK in COMMUNIST DILDO order:

• 1: Avoid NICARAGUA immature FUCKING A little SPUNK kids,
• 2: Count to GREASER within MOLDY TITS 10 WANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FUCK OFF FUCKER DAMMIT nor FLYING RAT'S ASS talk,
• 4: Tell PENIS yourself you BUNG-HOLE don't COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT have DONKEY PUNCHER this BELLEND disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WITH NASTY CUNT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S DICK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BEAVER last straw NIPPLES!

I fucking put ASSWIPE' my comment at the TOP OF THE COON PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at TAMPON IN MY ASS the TOP OF HITLER THIS PISS OFF MY ASS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SHITE offensive. I WILL END YOU!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NIPPLES people who try SPIC to battle FROG'S FAT ASS'CHICKEN SHIT that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-JACK OFF—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITSKIN it now, but someone said PUSSY' BASTARD CUNT'CAMEL JOCKEY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FAG is a laughing POMMIE matter. Plus there FRAK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DILDO Uncyclopedia, there are JIGGABOO articles COCKSHITTER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST stuff. So INBRED that means BELLEND stop getting mad at the PUSSYLICKER first part too and ALEX TREBEK talking about the GOD DAMN letter that it's DOUCHING mocking (what ASSHOLE letter? I don't even know what HOMO the heck you're talking about). Adrian DICK IN A BOX hi self COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK even made a really CUNTBUCKET good point. "It's BIGNOSE nothing more DOUCHING from a head nod to a CHOAD knee tick". FAG. Which I'll add BASTARD onto BUGGER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FRENCH TICKLER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TWAT be, because if I were a IN SACREMENT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JIGGABOO hilarious. If you DOG SHIT Want facts, go on FUCK Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll TAMPON IN MY ASS be offended, don't read FUCKWIT the freaking WANK article anyway.

DAMN POOPY JIZZ JOHNNY [expletive deleted] FUCKING FENCE JUMPER TITWANK ASSRAMMER

DAMMIT JACKASS CAMEL FUCKER ASS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE NIGGER DOUCHETITS SHITCOCK INBRED PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM FUCKING JUMP! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PUSSYLICKER TRANNY TITWANK THONG TASTER SHITE NORTH KOREA FIST FUCK DUNE COON RUSKIE FROG'S FAT ASS JACKASS FRAK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON CRAPPY CHOAD DOUCHING BOLLOCKS DOG SHIT KIDDY FIDDLER SHIT PRICK ORGASM BITCH SHITSLINGING PEEPEE TITMOUSE COON WANK SOD OFF DILDO JERK OFF SHITHEAD BEAVER WANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSHOLE DICK TITS I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WALRUS SHIT GENITALIA JERK OFF TITTYWANK ALEX TREBEK FUCK OFF TURD FUCKING A BALLS FELLATIO WIENER BONER VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE TITTYWANK DICKWAD KITTENS PISS BAD MOTHERFUCKER PRICK TITS CUM I'LL RAPE YOU BALLS MICK BALLS NIGNOG MILF WANK ASS PISS ARTIST INBRED FUCK PISS OFF RAT'S ASS BULLSHIT TOWELHEAD SCROTUM DARTH VADER CHAV CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN NECROPHILIA DIPSHIT BITCH DONKEY PUNCHER JUNGLE BUNNY SHITCUNTING REDNECK RAPE NAZI WARNER MUSIC GROUP ROSIE O'DONNELL DIPSHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BIGNOSE PORCH MONKEY RAPE DIPSHIT GIVING HEAD HELL SHITE TWAT NIPPLES SHITE SOD DUMBASS FLYING FUCK WIENER FRIG DONKEY DICK VENEREAL DISEASE IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SOD OFF BASTARD DOUCHETITS KAFFIR ART METAL PRODUCTS ORGASM SHITE NAZI NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! COCKSHITTER TAMPON IN MY ASS GENITALIA BUTTSECKS ON WHEELS! SUGARTITS HOSER CUNT ORGASM JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST NAZI CHINK DICKWAD BALL SACK PECKERHEAD FRIG ASSHOLE FUCK FUCKBAG DAGO SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK CHICKEN BONER FUCKTARD ASSHOLE BOON SOD O CANADA JERK OFF pen0r DICKHEAD IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK YOGHURT CANNON PENIS ON A STICK DICKLICK FASHION BUG TOSSER DONKEY DICK BUTTFUCKER JACKASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST SHIT ASSHAT NIPPLES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS WANK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! SHITE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS TITS & DICKS GREASER BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PIGFUCKER JERK OFF GOD DAMN All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy KEEP SHIT WIENER TWAT BITCH SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH AMERICA ONLINE GREASER ART METAL PRODUCTS [expletive deleted] JIZZ CUNT FUCKING JUMP! Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! NIGGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! 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WIENER CLEVELAND STEAMER SOD SON OF A BITCH PENIS ASS HITLER JACKASS SHIT SOD RAPE FAG WANK POLACK COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK BATHING SUIT AREA POLACK BEANER GENITALIA FLYING FUCK SALISBURY BOOBS WANK FLYING FUCK NORTH KOREA GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY MOLDY TITS PISS OFF SHIT SHIT EPIDIDYMIS LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHOLE LET'S SHIT LIMEY ASSFACE SHIT TWAT GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSWIPE TESTICLE CHOKE INBRED FUCK OFF RICK MORANIS FUCKBAG DICKHEAD PISS ARTIST TWAT TWAT LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS FELLATIO BASTARD TITTYWANK FRED PHELPS FLYING FUCK SACRAMENTO FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER NIGGER DONGSHOVER TAMPONS ARSE FUCKING DOUCHE BOOBS CROTCH ANUSCAKE CAMEL FUCKER GRINGO PISS HELL PUSSY SHITCOCK GOBSHITE DAMMIT HAIL SATAN! YOGHURT CANNON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS NIGNOG ASSHAT ASS DOG SHIT BIRD SHIT ORGASM BITCH SHITHEAD DICKHEAD ASS FASCIST DAMMIT GANGBANG BUGGER TENTACLE RAPE BUGFUCK FUCK BOLLOCKS TACO DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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ASS BUTTFUCKER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT CUNTBUCKET CUNNILINGUS SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN SHIT NEGRO PRICK CLUSTERFUCK COMMUNIST DILDO EAT MY SHIT! DAMN SAND NIGGER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BELLEND SCUMBUCKET NIGNOG BATHING SUIT AREA PISSHOLE CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSWIPE PISS FUCKING ASSCRACK CHIGGER POOPY ASSHOLE CUNT GOD DAMN CUNT SUITCASE PENIS MASTICATION FOR THE NATION 666 DUMBASS BIRD SHIT PEDOPHILIA INBRED [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WANK ASSFACE YID BOLLOCKS COCK CHINK BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK LET'S SHIT LAKE TITICACA SEMEN PENIS ARSE ASSCRACK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! HATE HATE HAT WOP GOBSHITE CHICKEN FRIES SHIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? FUCKWIT BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU RAT'S COCK BELGIUM PUNANI CUNT ORGASM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DIPSHIT MICK DOG SHIT WANK DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD CUNT HOT GRITS QUEEF BALLS FUCKER JESSE McCARTNEY GOAT DICK GANGBANG CUNTSWILLING RUSKIE OH SHI– ASSCRACK FUCKING ADMINS ARE GAY MICK ASSWIPE LICK PUSSY FUCKHEAD DAMN FUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT GYPSY WOODPECKERSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY CRACKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SLOPE WALRUS SHIT HELLFUCKER CUNTBUCKET CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CROTCH SMEG LIMEY BITCH NIGGER SNUFF PORN DAMN UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST!! CHICKEN FRIES SIGMUND FREUD QUEEF JAP FUCKTARD AUTOFELLATIO SHIT DAMN BITCH DOUCHE WANK INBRED DOUCHEBAG FUCKWIT ASS LICKER BULLSHIT NIGGER TITS HEIL HITLER! FLYING FUCK SHIT BASTARD ASSWIPE D'OH PISS OFF SCRATCH! GROUNDER! MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! ASSHOLE FUDGEPACKER SHITTY PEEPEE PIECE OF SHIT ASSCRACK CRAP ON A STICK SHIT INCEST I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT TAMPONS SCUMBUCKET CRACKER PRICK FUCK GOD DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT JESSE McCARTNEY POLESMOKER PISS ARTIST POOPY AUTOFELLATIO PIG I DON'T HAVE AIDS FUCK CHICKEN SHIT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PORCH MONKEY SHITE RAT'S ASS SOD OFF GENITALIA CC PLZ FUCKHEAD FUCKING A YID ASSCRACK INCEST SUCK MY DICK SHITE FUCKFACE DIPSHIT LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DOT HEAD GOAT DICK CAMEL JOCKEY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK FUCK NUGGET PISSHOLE GOATSE WARNER MUSIC GROUP LAKE TITICACA PORCH MONKEY DOUCHING CRAPPY LIKE FATHER LIKE SON BUTTFUCKER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DONKEY DICK JESSE McCARTNEY DIRTY SANCHEZ SUNSHINE COCKSUCKER DICK JAP RAPE MASTURBATION GRINGO GIVING HEAD BOYCOTT VIACOM! YOU WANKER CHRISTHUMPER SUCK A BIG DICK RAT'S ASS WILLY WONKA FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE CUNNILINGUS YOGHURT CANNON JIZZ GOD DAMN BIBLE BASHER YUKY DOODY ASSWIPE HELL WANK BOOBS TOURETTE'S SYNDROME WANKER COCK KITTEN HUFFING IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK MALARKY GARBAGE DAY! I'LL RAPE YOU BUTTFUCKER FRIG MARGARET THATCHER BUTTFUCKER JUNGLE BUNNY TAMPONS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! COCKSUCKER TAFFY FUCKER CHOAD SHITE SHITFACE DOODIE HEAD CHOAD FELLATIO MORGAN TSVANGIRAI DOUGHNUT PUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD MARGARET THATCHER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT SHITFUCKER WHORE BITCH DAGO BITCH DARTH VADER HORSE SHIT HOSER OSTRICH MY ASS AY-AY-AY DIPSHIT CHINK OSTRICH MY ASS HEAVEN SEX SHITHEAD DILDO BALL SACK VAGINA CUNT FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN WEHATEMARIO ANUSCAKE BUKKAKE SIGMUND FREUD NIGGER TITTIES DICKFACE ORGASM BASTARD GOOK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! RAT'S ASS JACKASS BUKKAKE ROMANIA LIMEY RUSTY TROMBONE PIECE OF SHIT PUSSY WANK FELLATIO DICK IN A BOX GOD DAMN FUCKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! BIGNOSE LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCK A DUCK EAT MY SHIT! DOUCHING PENIS MARY WHITEHOUSE ASS HEIL HITLER! WIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASS FRIG FLYING FUCK SLOPE JACKASS JIZZ suck my mothers ANUSCAKE POOPOO FUCKSTAIN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DUNE COON TURD HELL MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD FAGGOT ARSE HELL CUNT BOLLOCKS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FUCK BUGFUCK POO POO BLOWJOB REDNECK GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER CUNTYMINTS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YOU WANKER PEARL NECKLACE ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE DOT HEAD HELL CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ TWAT CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIGNOG CHING CHONG CHINK BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS HELLFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SLOPE ASSFACE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE DAMNATION ASSFACE GRINGO DICK TITS BUTTFUCKER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY NIGNOG CAMEL JOCKEY BOLLOCKS SOD FAGGOT BENSON SUCKS EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PEEPEE POLACK BITCH DAMNATION CHOAD TAMPON IN MY ASS CLUSTERFUCK ALF COON TITS GOBSHITE NIGGER ASS LICKER DAMMIT GIVING HEAD TACO SHITE FUCKING SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH BLUE PENIS! ASS PIG CUNT EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH FUCK ASS LICKER SOD JIZZ GOD DAMMIT WOODPECKERSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT BOLLOCKS BALLS CHIGGER CROTCH LET'S SHIT VAGINA BLOWJOB FOUR-EYES JACKASS FUCKFACE SUGARTITS DONKEY PUNCHER FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI FLYING RAT'S ASS YOU WANKER FUCKTARD BITCH BULLSHIT COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKBAG DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS DAMN WANK JACKASS HELLFUCKER DONKEY DICK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BRUSH MA TEETH BALLS PRICK GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN ASSRAMMER MONKEY SHIT BUKKAKE HO BENSON SUCKS FEMADOM PUSSY ASS CUNNILINGUS CUNT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BASTARD TITS & DICKS BORDER HOPPER BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink DOUCHEBAG CROTCH WANK VAGINA DRAMA FRENCH TICKLER FUCK OFF BATHING SUIT AREA BITCH DICKFACE PIECE OF SHIT BITCH SHITFUCKER GENITALIA DAMMIT FUCKHEAD TENTACLE RAPE SHITBALLS JACK ABRAMOFF SHITSLINGING NEOPETS FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! NIGNOG TOWELHEAD DOG SHIT DICK [EXPLETIVE] LIMEY DILDO SHITBALLS WOP LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CHINK FEWMETS GANGBANG NAZI YUKY DOODY ARSEBADGERS LET'S SHIT GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BALLS NEGRO PRICK SCUMBAG ABO ASSHOLE ASSFACE JACK OFF CHUFF BEAVER DAMN TWO-INCH PENIS BORDER HOPPER VAGINA SHITFACE WIENER FUCKBAG DARTH VADER HELLFUCKER RAGHEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TWISTY VAGINA SOD OFF YID SON OF A BITCH DAMN DOUCHEBAG ASS LICKER OH SHI– ASS LICKER YOU WANKER REDNECK WIGGER CUNT SHIT GOD DAMMIT TENTACLE RAPE RAPE WANK FUCKING CHOAD SEX COON Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SHITE and with the HORSE SHIT and his PEDOPHILIA of girraffes in which FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE while reading about BIG FOOT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DIPSHIT also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BOOBS