Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without HOLY DUMB FUCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a TOURETTE'S IS FUN article about Tourette's syndrome.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”
– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WIENER neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BITCH, sudden KAFFIR m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BULLSHIT or CUNTRAG vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly CROTCH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated RAGHEAD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken POOPOO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA NIGGER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BONER PIG words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DUMBASS utterFUCKance of socially TITS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ARSE television programs to address ASSWIPE Tourette's syndrome.

ANUSCAKE Tourette's is GARBAGE DAY! not to be COCKSTUFFER confused with FUCKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FIRECROTCH random WANK disorientation, culturally-TITS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth JIZZ outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local BASEBALL language, MOCKIE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COCK BASTARD of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive SPANK THE MONKEY quantities AMERICA ONLINE of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the CRAPPY Author:

The ORGASM Tourette's EDITABLE DYK Research Institute was DUMBASS founded to WOP.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DOUCHING Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your CLIT article SHITE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SEX I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PISS OFF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FEMADOM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SLOPE Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE Tourrette's sufferers FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE swear. You can BULLSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PIECE OF SHIT TV, for always focusing on the FUCK YOU bad side of a terrible DONALD RUMSFELD thing.
The main DAMMIT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DICK CHICKEN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNTYMINTS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PRICK knee FENCE JUMPER NIGGER jerk.
Tourettes is PENIS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes OSTRICH MY ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at YOU WANKER school for BIBLE BASHER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FLYING RAT'S ASS sufferers to become SHITE manically depressed and NIPPLES commit CLUSTERFUCK suicide.
There is no FUCK cure, and the BAT FUCK INSANE drugs that are available to, "calm" the CRAP tics often have adverse CHINK side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire GANGBANG body to go SEMEN numb and ASSFACE basically made it NIGGA! worse than JACKASS it is without the GOD DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a ARSE tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PIG the RUSTY TROMBONE public view of Tourettes as a "ASS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WHORE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SCUMBAG sorry for FUCKING A "hi-jacking" your PISS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PRICK this that really BITCH annoys me. I am working towards a CAMEL FUCKER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PEDOPHILIA article. Remember, everything here is meant to be JOHN ELWAY, and making fun of a BONG horrible disorder is (not) CROTCH funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best BITCH regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PISS OFF MY ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply

As RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GRASS MUD HORSE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an MONASTERIES effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBETAN BUDDHISM degenerate capitalist culture in those SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST leadership, those problems does not ELECTION occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FREEDOM OF SPEECH byproduct of your RIGHT WING capitalist society STUDENT MOVEMENT.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM Regards to Andrew INBRED Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The BIGNOSE bastard who wrote this article. You can ASSHAT punch him if you SHITTY want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CONDOMS article. We have enough MUGABE'S MOMMA problems in this CHOLERA IS FUN! country anyway, without this triple thick cock SALISBURY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not DEMOCRACY white?

Mpopo “CLEAN DRINKING WATER” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une JUMPING JESUS!!! réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BIBLE BASHER Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BITCH saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my MARGARET THATCHER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BITCH Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are PUSSY and ANAL DIABETES playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POOPOO music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) LOLCAT BAND WITH 4 NIGGER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! BITCH IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BITCH'S HOUSE

How POLAK to SCROTUM cure SCUMBAG the GO COUNT YOUR DICK Tourette's NAZI Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment CUNTYMINTS for PISS Tourette's RECTUM RAIDER Syndrome LET'S SHIT is DONKEY PUNCHER following PISSHOLE these CUNT rules SEX in PUNANI order:

1: Avoid JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS immature CUNTSWILLING little SHUT UP, MEG! kids,
2: Count to FUCKHEAD within INBRED 10 IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!!seconds,
3: Do not open your GARBAGE DAY! SHITE MONKEY SHIT nor SHIT talk,
4: Tell SHITSLINGING yourself you YOUR MOM don't BOOBS have SAMUEL L. JACKSON this BALLS disease,
5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK YOGHURT CANNON WITH NASTY INBRED DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S TITS FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BITCH last straw I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL!

I fucking put FUCKWIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at NIGNOG the TOP OF CANNED QUOTE THIS JOHN SMILEY FACE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be HELL offensive. CUNT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to ASS people who try FUCK to battle FUCK'DAMN that tight-ass HAIL SATAN! 17-year-RAT'S ASS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMNATION it now, but someone said EAT MY SHIT!' VAGINA PISS ARTIST'ASSHOLE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WOP is a laughing SCUMBUCKET matter. Plus there ARSE was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PISS ARTIST Uncyclopedia, there are WANKER articles BULLSHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI stuff. So FUCK YOU that means TIMBER NIGGER stop getting mad at the DIPSHIT first part too and IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK talking about the FUCKING letter that it's PRICK mocking (what ASSHAT letter? I don't even know what PUSSY the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNT hi self FUCK even made a really FUCKSTAIN good point. "It's FELCHING nothing more DICK CHICKEN from a head nod to a TOSSER knee tick". PRICK. Which I'll add ORGASM onto JESUS FUCKING CHRIST saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't I'LL RAPE YOU suffer that CHICKEN SHIT much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JUNGLE BUNNY it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to TURD be, because if I were a DAGO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article JACKASS hilarious. If you WANK Want facts, go on NIPPLES Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CHIGGER be offended, don't read WANK the freaking DUNE COON article anyway.

FUCKING FUCK FUCKWIT DICKFACE CLEMEN CREATING THIS PAGE DOES NOT EXIST PENISFUCK WOODPECKERSHIT JACKASS SHIT WANK

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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink FUCK OFF COON TITMOUSE CLIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MICK HAIL SATAN! TWAT TWAT GOAT DICK PISSHOLE NIPPLES GARBAGE DAY! DICK CHICKEN DYKE WIKIPEDIA RAT'S COCK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GANGBANG SCROTUM HORSE SHIT FUCKTARD D'OH FAGGOT CHOAD BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHIT PENIS RICK MORANIS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WOODPECKERSHIT WIENER HOSER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISSHOLE FUCK NUGGET DOUCHING MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASSHOLE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKWIT GOBSHITE DICKFACE HOSER SAND NIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE QUEEF BITCH JOHNNY PISS PISS JAP FUCKHEAD DEVELOPERS! WALRUS SHIT FUCKTARD CAMEL JOCKEY SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS SHITE SEX FLYING RAT'S ASS BITCH SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER 666 POMMIE FUCK MALARKY FUCK YOU SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS HAIL SATAN! BUKKAKE CHOAD FUCK YOU HENTAI TAMPONS ASSCRACK SHIT TITS & DICKS FUCKER Alcohol
2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DICKHEAD and with the FUCK and his SON OF A BITCH of girraffes in which MICK while reading about PIG!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

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