Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BANGKOK'CRAP ON A STICK'FEWMETS'PUSSY'RAPE'FELLATIO'CLUSTERFUCK Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or WOP neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GOD DAMMIT, sudden RUSKIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements POWERSHIT or VAGINA vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly NIGGER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BULLSHIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may NAZI include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken WHORE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SPUNK words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat YOGHURT CANNON ASSCRACK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CLEVELAND STEAMER utterFUCKance of socially CUNNILINGUS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSRAPING television programs to address SHITHEAD Tourette's syndrome.

MOZILLA FIREFOX Tourette's is LIMEY not to be COCKSMOKER confused with WHITE POWER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CUNT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FEMADOM random BLUMPKIN disorientation, culturally-JACKASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCKING FUCKFUCKER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local SHITBALLS language, FUCK and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places SOD OFF FUCKSTAIN of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky TWAT souvenir shoppes and massive SHUT UP, MEG! quantities POMMIE of ANAL DIABETES FAG garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the YID Author:

The ART METAL PRODUCTS Tourette's GOD DAMMIT Research Institute was TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! founded to CHOLERA IS FUN!.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have 666 Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your SHIT article DOT HEAD funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MASTURBATION I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or PUSSYLICKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance MONKEY'S UNCLE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WHORE Tourrette's sufferers PUSSY swear. You can WANK blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TV, for always focusing on the TWAT bad side of a terrible VENEREAL DISEASE thing.
• The main 30 CASES OF PICKLES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'ASS LICKER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small STEVE BALLMER knee BUTT-HEAD NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PORCH MONKEY no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes SNUFF PORN cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at TOTAL school for BASTARD something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage HELLFIRE sufferers to become MOCCASINS manically depressed and RAT'S ASS commit PUSSY suicide.
• There is no BIRD SHIT cure, and the ROSIE O'DONNELL drugs that are available to, "calm" the I WILL END YOU! tics often have adverse I'LL RAPE YOU side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BALLS perodol" which caused my entire SHITFUCKER body to go BALLS numb and PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS basically made it NIGGA! worse than PRICK it is without the P'KANG drug.

I am an active member of a GIVING HEAD tourette syndrome DONKEY DICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating MAMA MIA the RUSTY TROMBONE public view of Tourettes as a "CAMEL FUCKER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITCUNTING much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BASTARD sorry for SPICY CUNT FUCK "hi-jacking" your TACO entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WANKSPLAT this that really BENCH PRESS annoys me. I am working towards a NORTH KOREA better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PISS ARTIST article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CROTCH, and making fun of a SHITTY horrible disorder is (not) HELL funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS time.

Best FRITZ regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUTT PIRATE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIBET reply

As TANK MAN Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOOGLE not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PRINCE PHILIP Westerners show is not an DIMETHYL GLYCOL effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of COMMUNISM IS STUPID degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust FALUN GONG in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not MONGOLIANS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a GOOGLE byproduct of your RIGHTS capitalist society SLITTY EYES.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. TWISTY VAGINA Regards to Andrew FUCK YOU Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MUGABE'S MOMMA reply

The FLAMING ASS BADGER bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER punch him if you SPANK THE MONKEY want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE RIGHTS remove this FREE ELECTIONS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with HIGH WAGES hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “HIV NEGATIVE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. JUMPING JESUS!!! Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la EARS OF CHRIST grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be SACRED complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TAMPONS saint name of our I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my SHIT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your OLD CHRIST OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GOD DAMMIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are MARY WHITEHOUSE and WANK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSFACE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) DICKHEAD BAND WITH 4 DAMN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS HORSE! GOD DAMMIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GOD DAMMIT'S HOUSE

How HORSE PENIS to JOHNNY cure SHITTY the PISS ARTIST Tourette's DICK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment MAMA MIA for PUNANI Tourette's PORCH MONKEY Syndrome DOUGHNUT PUNCHER is ASSHAT following CRAP these DOUGHNUT PUNCHER rules DICKHEAD in CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON order:

• 1: Avoid PUSSY immature FUCKBAG little FUCK kids,
• 2: Count to INCEST within NECROPHILIA 10 SHITEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASS LICKER FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT nor JIGGABOO talk,
• 4: Tell GOD DAMMIT yourself you CHOAD don't SHITFACE have PISS OFF this SHITE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CROTCH WITH NASTY SAMUEL L. JACKSON DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RUSKIE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GOD DAMMIT last straw DAMN!

I fucking put DICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE DICKWAD PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at BASTARD the TOP OF I'LL RAPE YOU THIS RANDY TRAVIS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DUMBASS offensive. NIGGER TITS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHIT people who try LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! to battle DOUCHE'CHOAD that tight-ass IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 17-year-CRACKER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find BANGKOK it now, but someone said SHIT' BIRD SHIT FUCKFACE'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BONG is a laughing GOD BLESS AMERICA matter. Plus there FRED PHELPS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNTING ASSCRACK Uncyclopedia, there are SUCK A BIG DICK articles CHOAD about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching PORCH MONKEY stuff. So PISS OFF that means I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST stop getting mad at the JACK OFF first part too and DICKHEAD talking about the SPANK THE MONKEY letter that it's PENIS mocking (what FELLATIO letter? I don't even know what POLAK the heck you're talking about). Adrian CHRISTHUMPER hi self SHITFUCKER even made a really BIGNOSE good point. "It's COON nothing more SHITHEAD from a head nod to a FUCK knee tick". MOZILLA FIREFOX. Which I'll add CUNTRAG onto SHUT UP, MEG! saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't TWISTY VAGINA suffer that OH SHI– much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes EMO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHITE be, because if I were a WOODPECKERSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEMEN hilarious. If you MINORITIES Want facts, go on DICKHEAD Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll BLUMPKIN be offended, don't read SHITTY the freaking CRAPMUNCHER article anyway.

BASTARD POLESMOKER JACKASS SHIT HELLFUCKER FUCKING LAKE TITICACA SEX ASS FUCKHEAD DAMN

BITCH COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] P'KANG VENEREAL DISEASE BOOBS FUCK YOU ARSEBADGERS PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN WIENER CHENEY HIV NEGATIVE BUTTFUCKER NIGNOG DAMN IT FELCHMONKEY CUNT ASSWIPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NORTH KOREA ASS COCKSMOKER GIVING HEAD HEIL HITLER! GO COUNT YOUR DICK CARPET MUNCHER FRITZ TITS SAND NIGGER NECROPHILIA HUEY P. 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WHORE COMMUNISM IS STUPID POO POO BLOWJOB HOMO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SPUNK GOD DAMN FRITZ SCROTUM TITS ASSRAPING SHIT CUNT FUCK FASHION BUG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK FLYING RAT'S ASS CHOAD KISSER TITMOUSE CRAPPY GRINGO SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS CHINK POOPOO FLYING FUCK TAMPONS BONG PUSSY LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT QUEEF SOD THONG TASTER INBRED DOUCHING COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK CUNT FLYING FUCK QUEEF CLIT DAMN ASS BALL SACK FIRECROTCH CUNT O CANADA COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT REDSKIN ASSWIPE FUCKING A QUEEF BITCH GOOK FELCHING COON BORDER HOPPER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FUCKING FUCKTARD BUKKAKE SALISBURY BOB SAGET COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT FLYING FUCK BORDER HOPPER MOTHERFUCKER BUKKAKE DAMN MICK SHITSLIDE YOU WANKER ASSHOLE CUNT LAPPER CHRIST OF TABERNACLE COMMUNIST DILDO SHITTY BAT FUCK INSANE FLAMING ASS BADGER RAT'S COCK DAMN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CRAP and with the WANKSPLAT and his PENIS ON A BUN of girraffes in which FUCKTARD while reading about COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUDGEPACKER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• TIMBER NIGGER