Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's PISS'BULLSHIT'CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM'FUCKTARD'DAMN'DAMMIT'CLEMEN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING neurochemical FUCK disorder ASSHAT characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid CLUSTERFUCK, sudden WANK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements AY-AY-AY or BONER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly [expletive deleted] in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated WHORE way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITCOCK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HORSE PENIS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat ASSHAT DICKFACE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKHEAD utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TENTACLE RAPE television programs to address BOYCOTT VIACOM! Tourette's syndrome.

I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Tourette's is TAMPONS not to be pen0r confused with SHITSLIDE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying FELCHMONKEY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS random ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT disorientation, culturally-COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth ASSHAT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local YOUR MOM language, WHITE RIGHTS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELLFIRE FUCKFACE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FROG'S FAT ASS souvenir shoppes and massive COCK quantities DONKEY PUNCHER of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Polite Note to the CHOAD Author:

The COCKSUCKER Tourette's DUMBASS Research Institute was CLEVELAND STEAMER founded to JIZZ.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITTY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your WIGGER article CUNTING ASSCRACK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and SHITFUCKER I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BAD MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance TWAT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITBALLS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of PRICK Tourrette's sufferers HORSE SHIT swear. You can MASTURBATION blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH TV, for always focusing on the DICKLICK bad side of a terrible BITCH thing.
• The main ASS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are NECROPHILIA involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FLYING FUCK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BITCH knee BIBLE BASHER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is MARGARET THATCHER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF MY ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CHAV school for CUNT something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BITCH sufferers to become LENS CRAFTERS manically depressed and FUCKER commit TITTYWANK suicide.
• There is no TAMPON IN MY ASS cure, and the YOGHURT CANNON drugs that are available to, "calm" the HORSE SHIT tics often have adverse SCUMBUCKET side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JOHN SMILEY FACE perodol" which caused my entire ASS body to go BASTARD numb and CUNT basically made it NIGGA! worse than PENISBIRD it is without the EAT MY SHIT! drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome SHITE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating NIPPLES the [EXPLETIVE] public view of Tourettes as a "DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DELICIOUS CAKE sorry for EMO "hi-jacking" your [expletive deleted] entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCK this that really ANUSCAKE annoys me. I am working towards a TWAT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BALL SACK article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLIT, and making fun of a DAMN horrible disorder is (not) DYKE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BASTARD time.

Best BASTARD regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “ASS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese VOTE reply

As HUMAN RIGHTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROTESTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GRASS MUD HORSE Westerners show is not an STUDENT PROTESTS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of GOOGLE degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing CAPITALISM right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust PROXY SITES in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not LHASA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your VOTE capitalist society FALUN GONG.

Li Chiang “OPINION” Wen

P.S. FUCKWIT Regards to Andrew BUTTFUCKER Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The FUCKING bastard who wrote this article. You can BUTTFUCKER punch him if you CROTCH want to.

As a CLEAN DRINKING WATER Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough WHITE PEOPLE problems in this SALISBURY country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS remove this HUMAN RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HYPERINFLATION put up with FREE ELECTIONS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FREE ELECTIONS white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the PEEPEE saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my FLYING FUCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine CLUSTERFUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are RAT'S ASS and PISS OFF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with DOG SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SNUFF PORN BAND WITH 4 DIPSHIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A pen0r HORSE! CLUSTERFUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO CLUSTERFUCK'S HOUSE

How ASS to SHITTY cure TOSSER the CUNT Tourette's SHITHEAD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NAZI for DOUCHE Tourette's DUMBASS Syndrome I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! is GOD DAMN following DUNE COON these EXTRA LONG PENIS rules CRACKER in CRACKER order:

• 1: Avoid GOD DAMN immature SOD little PORCH MONKEY kids,
• 2: Count to PENIS within TIT DIRT 10 SHITFACEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FLYING FUCK ASSFACE GO HOME AND DIE nor VAGINA talk,
• 4: Tell ASSHOLE yourself you OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! don't BONER have BLISTERING BARNACLES this DICK IN A BOX disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FOREIGN CURRENCY WITH NASTY BATHING SUIT AREA DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COMMUNIST DILDO FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the CLUSTERFUCK last straw CENSORSHIP!

I fucking put ASSHOLE' my comment at the TOP OF THE COMMUNIST DILDO PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CUNNILINGUS the TOP OF SHITTY THIS DOUCHEBAG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be SACRAMENTO offensive. FUCK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FLYING RAT'S ASS people who try BEANER to battle FUCKWIT'CRAPMUNCHER that tight-ass ASS 17-year-SCROTUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DAMN it now, but someone said ASS' JAP GOOK'FUCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FUCKBAG is a laughing FRITZ matter. Plus there ASS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are TESTICLE CHOKE articles WANKER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS stuff. So DICKWAD that means REDSKIN stop getting mad at the WOODPECKERSHIT first part too and REDNECK talking about the FUCKTARD letter that it's MOLDY TITS mocking (what HOMO letter? I don't even know what TITTIES the heck you're talking about). Adrian TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! hi self 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT even made a really MASTURBATION good point. "It's GOD DAMMIT nothing more HO from a head nod to a FUCKWIT knee tick". FUCKHEAD. Which I'll add MONKEY SHIT onto JAP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't WIGGER suffer that DICKLICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes INBRED it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DAMN be, because if I were a CUM Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CUNT hilarious. If you BITCH Want facts, go on WALRUS SHIT Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll NIPPLES be offended, don't read FUCKHEAD the freaking OSTRICH MY ASS article anyway.

SHITTY FUCKFACE DOUCHING COCK DOM DeLUISE DAMNATION YOUR MOM KNOBJOCKEY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!

WIKIPEDIA D'OH ASSCRACK ASSHAT MONKEY BALLS YOU WANKER GOD DAMMIT BUTTFUCKER JACK OFF DOUCHEBAG FUCK JERK OFF SEX DOUCHING COON CUNT DAMMIT VAGINA CHOAD DICK CHICKEN SHITFUCKER WANK DICKFACE KIDDY FIDDLER COCKSTUFFER CUM DOG SHIT BASTARD ASSHOLE NIGGER TITS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BITCH DILDO ASSFACE NEOPETS NIGGER CLEMEN ALEX TREBEK DAMN SCUMBUCKET FIST FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CRAPMUNCHER ASSFACE PISS ARTIST GOD DAMN HADJI FUCKER SUCK MY COCK CUNT ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA SHAKOPEE PISS ARTIST NI JUMPING JESUS!!! INJUN NIGGER COCKSMOKER KIDDY FIDDLER BATMAN & ROBIN DUMBASS BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DUMBASS CUNNILINGUS RAT'S ASS CUNT SHITE DOT HEAD PEEPEE SCUMBAG DAGO WILLY WONKA ASSHOLE BUTTFUCKER GOATSE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BULLSHIT ASSRAPING ASS TOWELHEAD FUCKING JUMP! WALRUS SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS TAFFY BALL SACK DAMN FUCKING GOOK COCKSUCKER DOUCHE SHIT CUNT WOMEN'S RIGHTS DONKEY PUNCHER RAT'S ASS BIG FOOT SUCK A BIG DICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT GOD DAMN FUCKSTAIN VAGINA DILDO GANGBANG YUKY DOODY MOTHERFUCKER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SHITE CUNT TITTYWANK PEEPEE FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT FENCE JUMPER CHICKEN FRIES REDNECK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS ASSCRACK FELLATIO FUCK FUCK YOU BITCH COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SCUMBAG SHITFUCKER FUCKFUCKFUCK SIGMUND FREUD ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP BUTT PIRATE FUCKFACE WIENER RANDY TRAVIS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HONKY ABO TIT DIRT SHITCUNTING PEARL NECKLACE ASS NI O CANADA TAMPON IN MY ASS CRAPPY EPIDIDYMIS SHITFACE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE ASSHOLE REDNECK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BUTTFUCKER KAFFIR FAG ALF BEAVER WIENER MOTHERFUCKER KRAUT DAMN NEGRO INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DAMMIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS DIPSHIT FELCHING DICK CHICKEN CHIGGER VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL DIABETES TAMPONS WANKER SHITHEAD POMMIE CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD DAMMIT BALL SACK DICKFACE BUTTFUCKER BANGKOK HOMO DICKHEAD BUTT PIRATE CRAP ON A STICK TOSSER CLUSTERFUCK FLYING FUCK PUNANI CUNT ASSHOLE SHIT BUKKAKE NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! ANAL PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNT BIG FOOT JAP DYKE MOCKIE I WILL KILL YOU! DIPSHIT SHIT ASSHOLE TITS & DICKS HAPPINESS HELL POKÉMON BASTARD TITS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! PIECE OF SHIT DIPSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MILF CONDOMS FUCKTARD ASS LICKER GOBSHITE O KURWA! HOMO HOSER BELGIUM FROG COCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHE NAZI WANKER TURD SUGAR MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TOWELHEAD BUTTFUCKER GRINGO CLIT GENITALIA MAMA MIA WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FAGGOT FUCKWIT YOU WANKER CLIT OSTRICH MY ASS ANAL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DICKHEAD DAMN IT DICKLICK PUSSY COCKSTUFFER REDNECK SHITHEAD SCUMBUCKET CUM SUCK COCKS IN HELL! TOSSER YOU WANKER COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK FAG FUCK OFF TITS TRANNY FUCK FUCK HO DOUCHEBAG FUCKHEAD RAT'S ASS MOTHERFUCKER EMO WOODPECKERSHIT CUNTSWILLING ARSE BUGGER BRITNEY JACK OFF BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKER JIZZ CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FRAK CHIGGER AUTOFELLATIO SHITBALLS DICKFACE DAGO GIVING HEAD POWERSHIT DIRTY SANCHEZ DOUCHE NIPPLES CRACKER BORDER HOPPER PEEPEE WALRUS SHIT PUSSY ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP DOT HEAD DIPSHIT FUCKING SHITTY FUCKHEAD FUCKHEAD MONKEY BALLS RAPE BIRD SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKFACE BIGNOSE BOOBIES FUCK PUSSY HELL ANAL DIABETES HELLFIRE CHUFF SHIT PENISBIRD FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH GOBSHITE MOTHERFUCKER BEAVER SHITFACE CUNTING ASSCRACK CUNT CUNT DOUCHE FROG CRAP FLYING FUCK ASS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WALRUS SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE ASSRAPING OLD CHRIST OF A PIG FLYING RAT'S ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK PENISFUCK GOD DAMMIT FELLATIO ASS LICKER I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! YID DIPSHIT MALL SANTA ASSHOLE DICKLICK RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT FUCK MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FUCKWIT SHITBALLS YOU WANKER pen0r RAT'S ASS POMMIE YOGHURT CANNON [Insert swear here] VENEREAL DISEASE SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT BUGGER OFF COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS ASSWIPE ASS HENTAI CHICKEN SHIT FUCKER POMMIE SPIC JUNGLE BUNNY ASSWIPE FUCKFACE BULLSHIT DAMMIT TITS BATHING SUIT AREA BASTARD TWISTY VAGINA POOPOO ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS HAIL SATAN! JACKASS FUCKFACE SHITSLINGING FUCKFUCKFUCK SPUNK FUCKING GENITALIA PENIS ASS DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! BALL SACK KIKE NIGGER SEMEN DUMBASS FUCKHEAD COCKGOBLIN SCROTUM MOTHERFUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX FRITZ BIRD SHIT DAMMIT HORSE PENIS RAT'S ASS PIECE OF SHIT AUTOFELLATIO HELL FUCK OFF SHITFACE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS PISS ARTIST BOOBS HELLFIRE PIKACHU WANK DOUCHEBAG JAP BITCH JOHN SMILEY FACE CUNT BONG FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HELLFUCKER PISSHOLE SHITFUCKER CHINK DAMN SHITE TOSSER HELL POMMIE HOMO TWAT TITS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! INBRED ASS FASCIST HELL GOD DAMN JERRY CHICKEN SHIT NECROPHILIA FRITZ BASTARD FLYING RAT'S ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS GOAT DICK FUCKING A TITS JACKASS SHIT VAGINA FIRECROTCH FROG'S FAT ASS VENEREAL DISEASE SHIT FUCKFACE JOHNNY GIVING HEAD BALLS CUNT COON SHITTY SHIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WANKSPLAT DUNE COON I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK RUSKIE SPANK THE MONKEY JAP FUCK BUTT-HEAD FUCKER TITTIES VENEREAL DISEASE BASTARD POLAK WOP I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMN FUCKING HEIL HITLER! ANUSCAKE SUCK MY COCK BASEBALL DOUCHING ARSE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FUCKING PISS OFF NIGGER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GIVING HEAD DICKFACE BANGKOK SPANK THE MONKEY SEMPRINI ASS MILF CHUFF BASTARD FELLATIO FUCKER NIGGER FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER CHUFF BIRD SHIT DONKEY DICK PIECE OF SHIT RUSTY TROMBONE CAMEL JOCKEY POTTYMOUTH RAT'S ASS FUCKING A PEARL NECKLACE SHITCOCK DICKFACE DAMMIT AMERICA ONLINE FUCK PISS OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH BALL SACK MOLDY TITS HITLER CRACKER HELL FRITZ NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HENTAI BOOBS DIPSHIT FUCK OFF TESTICLE CHOKE SHITE IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU BALLS BITCH POMMIE DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! WALRUS SHIT ASS LICKER BITCH DILDO FUCKSTAIN HAIL SATAN! CAMEL JOCKEY SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SHITSLIDE VENEREAL DISEASE I LIKE BUSH TITWANK TITTIES ASSBANDIT SHIT NI INJUN BOOBS SCUMBUCKET DICKLICK SHITE JERK OFF PISS OFF MY ASS PIGFUCKER CUNT SIGMUND FREUD MOTHERFUCKER RAPE INBRED MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHING DICKFACE TAMPONS TITWANK MOCKIE TACO D'OH COCKSHITTER CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A DIPSHIT ASS DAGO ASS GANGBANG CHIGGER DAMN FUCK AMERICA ONLINE FUCK ASSRAMMER SHITFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BULLCRAP ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT NIGGER FUCK FELLATIO KNOBJOCKEY FUCK YOU FUCKWIT TITTIES CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DICKLICK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! HEAVEN CAMEL JOCKEY THONG TASTER ARSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CANNED QUOTE DOM DeLUISE RAT'S ASS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER OH SHI– WANK BONER JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK AAAAAAAAA! SUCKS DICK WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DOUCHE NAZI ASSFACE SAND NIGGER GRIS JACKASS SHIT DAMN ASSHAT BALL SACK ASS FUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CONSENSUS FUCKBAG 1984 PRICK BEAVER ORGASM BASTARD SHITE BIRD SHIT PECKERHEAD COCK COLGATE RECTUM RAIDER TAFFY FALUN GONG BIG FOOT SAND NIGGER MOTHERFUCKER HELL CAMEL JOCKEY DAGO ASS FUCK FUCK DAMN IT BOOBIES BUGFUCK GREASER GIVING HEAD FUCK OFF FUCKING GOAT DICK BOLLOCKS FUCKING COCKGOBLIN BASTARD POLACK BITCH MOCKIE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MALL SANTA GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUNT LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT SHITFACE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TUBA PIGFUCKER SHITSLINGING MASTURBATION SHITTY WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! MARGARET THATCHER NORTH KOREA JOHNNY COCKSUCKER WIKIPEDIA PECKERHEAD JACKASS RUSTY TROMBONE HEIL HITLER! ASSHOLE ORGASM RAPE TURD CAMEL JOCKEY THONG TASTER I LIKE SCHOOL FEWMETS SCROTUM COLGATE WHORE FUCKING JUMP! [EXPLETIVE] DAMMIT BELGIUM DIPSHIT ORGASM FLYING FUCK JENKEM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DIPSHIT GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS CUM CROTCH NIPPLES BOOBS TURD ASS ASS TWO-INCH PENIS COCK SHITTY DOODIE HEAD TRANNY ASS ARSE DICKFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SAMUEL L. JACKSON SHITTY SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DOT HEAD ASS DOG SHIT FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON GRINGO FAGGOT GANGBANG WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WIKIPEDIA DICKHEAD FRED PHELPS BUGFUCK COON JACKASS SHIT CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSCRACK SEMEN SOD OFF DAMMIT NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PEARL NECKLACE POMMIE BALLS SHIT DAMN PUNANI JACK ABRAMOFF FUCKTARD ASS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DAMN SHITHEAD SHITTY VENEREAL DISEASE BOB SAGET FLYING FUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSE MOCKIE INBRED SHITCOCK FUCKFACE WIENER MONKEY SHIT DILDO KRAUT PUSSY ALEX TREBEK RAPE SOD OFF WIENER DICKHEAD I AM CORNHOLIO! BALL SACK THONG TASTER SEMPRINI ASS BLISTERING BARNACLES PEDOPHILIA ASS POLESMOKER FLYING FUCK FUCKSTAIN FUCK NUGGET IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK JOHNNY BUGGER WOP SHITFACE RUSTY TROMBONE SHITTY FUCKING POLAK HIGH WAGES PRICK KNOBJOCKEY ANUSCAKE TOSSER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT SHITFUCKER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS TWAT ADMINS ARE GAY BOON TITMOUSE CROTCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNT I WILL KILL YOU! FUCK OFF DUMBASS [expletive deleted] TIMBER NIGGER ASSHAT FUCK SEMEN CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE JOHNNY PUPPIES NEGRO ARSE SHAKOPEE PUSSY WARNER MUSIC GROUP AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BITCH RAPE DAMN MOTHERFUCKER HELL GOD DAMN FUCK YOU EXTRA LONG PENIS PORCH MONKEY SHITSKIN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! NIGGER TITS JERRY 666 DONKEY PUNCHER WANK CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON NIPPLES MOCCASINS SHITFUCKER MAMA MIA BASTARD CRAP TWISTY VAGINA SHITFUCKER FLYING RAT'S ASS JACKASS FUCK FUCKING A DAMN SHITE DELICIOUS CAKE INBRED ASSWIPE FUCKFACE COON FUCK YOU WANKER SHITE DAMN IT DOODIE HEAD REDSKIN BOLLOCKS BATMAN & ROBIN SPUNK BULLSHIT FUCKWIT SHITHEAD BEAVER PEEPEE INCEST HOMO CROTCH PEEPEE NAZI BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA GOD DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCKWIT STUDENT MOVEMENT PISS OFF I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITE SHITFUCKER GRINGO JIZZ WANK SHITE FUCK DONKEY DICK CHIGGER LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! PAKI SCROTUM CLUSTERFUCK PISS OFF COCKSMOKER NICARAGUA GENITALIA POO POO BLOWJOB BONG ORGASM PENIS FELLATIO ARSE THIS IS A RARE SWEAR KNOBJOCKEY I'LL RAPE YOU BOB SAGET DOUCHING EXTRA LONG PENIS FIRECROTCH SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS [EXPLETIVE] SCUMBAG SPIC RUSKIE SLOPE RAT'S ASS LET'S SHIT PEDOPHILIA SHIT HONKY NIGGER PISS DICKFACE BALLS GANGBANG SHITCOCK SPICY CUNT FUCK PISS SHITSLIDE SUCK MY COCK YOU WANKER I RAPE WALRUSES! DAMN ASSHOLE ASSHAT WANK FUCKER WHORE MY COMMUNION WAFER OF ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP GYPSY WOODPECKERSHIT JUNGLE BUNNY GOD DAMN WANK ARSE BONG FELLATIO ARSE FUCKTARD DICK IN A BOX TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BUGGER PEEPEE BASTARD BRITNEY BLUE PENIS! YOU WANKER DARTH VADER DUMBASS WIKIPEDIA FAG POISON IN BABY FORMULA EPIDIDYMIS NAZI WANK CROTCH FUCKTARD SHAKOPEE SHAKOPEE GOATSE JOHNNY PISS OFF BULLCRAP FUCKING INBRED DOM DeLUISE HELL ANAL ASSHOLE ARSE SON OF A BITCH CUNTRAG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CUNT FUCKING FLYING FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS SON OF A BITCH DILDO SPIC RICK MORANIS 666 PECKERHEAD GOBSHITE PENIS POTTYMOUTH POMMIE FIST FUCK TURD DICKHEAD I RAPE WALRUSES! HEIL HITLER! BULLCRAP CUNNILINGUS EUROIPODS GYPSY SHITBALLS BASTARD NECROPHILIA CRAPPY CRAP ON A STICK NIGNOG POTTYMOUTH TITS ASS EMO GOD DAMMIT FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink MOCKIE DUMBASS ANAL DIABETES JIGGABOO FELCHMONKEY FUCK OFF DIPSHIT BALLS WIENER SPUNK TRANNY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WANKER VAGINA BOB SAGET COCKSMOKER SCROTUM CRACKER RUSTY TROMBONE FROG URINE-GARGLING All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY KAFFIR MOTHERFUCKER DIPSHIT VAGINA NIPPLES FUCKWIT TOSSER JOHN ELWAY BIGNOSE SHIT COCKSMOKER ASSHOLE ARSE DONKEY DICK [expletive deleted] MONKEY BALLS GENITALIA SHITE NAZI SHITFACE SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE HORSE SHIT BOON DICKHEAD KRAUT POMMIE MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKHEAD FUCKING FUCKFUCKER DIPSHIT WANK GRINGO NIGGER SPIC POWERSHIT BIRD IN THE HOUSE FUCK BUTT PIRATE EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS OFF MY ASS LENS CRAFTERS FRIG BUGGER OFF SHITTY FLYING FUCK SWIMMING POOL FUCK WILLY WONKA I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSMOKER CUM WOP FUCKHEAD JACKASS LAKE TITICACA DICKFACE TITWANK FROG Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FUCKHEAD and with the BIG FOOT and his INBRED of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about REBECCA BLACK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMNATION also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA