Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's ARSE'FUCKSTAIN'FUCKING JUMP!'SHITFUCKER'[EXPLETIVE]'CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT'SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CROTCH neurochemical FUCK disorder SLOPE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BUTT-FOR-BRAINS, sudden I WILL KILL YOU! m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements NAZI or WIENER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FELCHING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated SHITFUCKER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may QUEEF include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NEGRO by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA I AM CORNHOLIO! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DOG SHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous PISS utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTT PIRATE television programs to address DOUCHE Tourette's syndrome.

ASS Tourette's is GREASER not to be NIGGER confused with DOUCHE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying VANITY PAGES ROCK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TOWELHEAD random COCKSUCKER disorientation, culturally-GOOK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JACKASS language, DEVELOPERS! and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places PISS OFF TUBA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky SHITCOCK souvenir shoppes and massive PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS quantities COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT of ANAL DIABETES LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS garbage.

Darnit.

A CLIT Polite Note to the FUCKTARD Author:

The CUNNILINGUS Tourette's SUCK COCKS IN HELL! Research Institute was GOBSHITE founded to FUCKFACE.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DONGSHOVER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your JIGGABOO article FELLATIO funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and MASTURBATION I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SHITPISSER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about HELL Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of CUM Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can BASTARD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame BONG TV, for always focusing on the PRICK bad side of a terrible TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE thing.
• The main PISS ARTIST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are JOHNNY involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DOG SHIT' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small JIZZ knee CUNT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PEEPEE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MOTHERFUCKER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SHIT school for SHITFUCKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICKFACE sufferers to become SHITFACE manically depressed and SHITHEAD commit FUCKFACE suicide.
• There is no SHITE cure, and the SHITTY drugs that are available to, "calm" the ARSE tics often have adverse DUMBASS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BUGGER perodol" which caused my entire WANKER body to go OSTRICH MY ASS numb and FLYING RAT'S ASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than BUTT PIRATE it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.

I am an active member of a BITCH tourette syndrome WANKSPLAT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOUGHNUT PUNCHER the CUNT public view of Tourettes as a "FUCK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is WHITE PEOPLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am SHIT sorry for YOU WANKER "hi-jacking" your POMMIE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ARSE this that really SHIT annoys me. I am working towards a CUNTRAG better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BLUMPKIN article. Remember, everything here is meant to be IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! , and making fun of a I LIKE BUSH horrible disorder is (not) ANAL DIABETES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BLUMPKIN time.

Best FAGGOT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BOB SAGET” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese IN COMMUNIST CHINA, EXPLETIVE SHOUTS YOU!! reply

As DIMETHYL GLYCOL Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TIBET not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing MINORITIES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust STUDENT MOVEMENT in countries KENNY leadership, those problems does not CAPITALISM occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHISM byproduct of your DEMOCRACY capitalist society PROTESTS.

Li Chiang “POISON IN BABY FORMULA” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMMIT Regards to Andrew REDNECK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean LGBT RIGHTS reply

The FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a CHOLERA IS FUN! Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this WHITE RIGHTS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with LGBT RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HIGH WAGES white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say CHALICE swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CLEVELAND STEAMER saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my KIDDY FIDDLER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine BUTT-FOR-BRAINS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TITS and BEAVER playing Roblox's Adopt Me with YOU WANKER music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BALLS BAND WITH 4 FUCK YOU MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TOSSER HORSE! BUTT-FOR-BRAINS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO BUTT-FOR-BRAINS'S HOUSE

How ASSHAT to BUKKAKE cure MOCCASINS the PISS ARTIST Tourette's YOU WANKER Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BOOBS for BRUSH MA TEETH Tourette's TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! Syndrome JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST is BENSON SUCKS following 4CHAN these SONNY BILL WILLIAMS rules REDNECK in FRIG order:

• 1: Avoid MASTURBATION immature SON OF A BITCH little TITS & DICKS kids,
• 2: Count to COCKSUCKER within SAND NIGGER 10 RAT'S COCKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SCUMBUCKET SUGARTITS CHOAD KISSER nor WIKIPEDIA talk,
• 4: Tell SHITFUCKER yourself you TENTACLE RAPE don't ASS have FLYING RAT'S ASS this CUM disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CUNT WITH NASTY TITWANK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S HELL FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the BUTT-FOR-BRAINS last straw ABO!

I fucking put FAG' my comment at the TOP OF THE FUCKING A PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DICKFACE the TOP OF DAMNATION THIS ARSEBADGERS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BUTTFUCKER offensive. TUBA. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to CONDOMS people who try WOP to battle SEMPRINI'GOBSHITE that tight-ass SUGARTITS 17-year-ASSWIPE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find FUCK it now, but someone said SAMUEL L. JACKSON' NICARAGUA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS'RUSKIE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING ASSHOLE is a laughing DEVELOPERS! matter. Plus there MASTURBATION was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on TIT SPRINKLES Uncyclopedia, there are WIENER articles BULLCRAP about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching AUTOFELLATIO stuff. So SLOPE that means FUCK stop getting mad at the HONKY first part too and BASTARD talking about the FELCHMONKEY letter that it's JENKEM mocking (what BALL SACK letter? I don't even know what GANGBANG the heck you're talking about). Adrian BLUMPKIN hi self SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS even made a really SUGARTITS good point. "It's CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT nothing more BUTTFUCKER from a head nod to a CAPTAIN CRUNCH knee tick". DUNE COON. Which I'll add JACKASS onto SCUMBAG saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't GANGBANG suffer that BEAVER much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WETBACK it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK A DUCK be, because if I were a EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article HELL hilarious. If you MALARKY Want facts, go on ARSE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll ASSWIPE be offended, don't read CUNTYMINTS the freaking CUNTING ASSCRACK article anyway.

CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A NICARAGUA TAMPONS YOU WANKER FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! TITTIES BASTARD SAMUEL L. JACKSON

ASS FUCKER ASS KAFFIR SHITSKIN ORGASM FIST FUCK FLYING FUCK ASSFACE JERRY CUNT LICK PUSSY PISSHOLE FUCKER DUMBASS FUCKBAG SOD NIGNOG HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS MOTHERFUCKER SHITHEAD POTTYMOUTH DAMN DICKHEAD BOOBS POLESMOKER MALARKY PRINCE PHILIP NIGGER TACO DAMMIT CUNT LAPPER DAMN IT FRAK SPUNK REDNECK ASSWIPE JERK OFF FUCKTARD BALLS CHINK FUCKFUCKFUCK DICKHEAD LET'S SHIT CENSORSHIP EPIDIDYMIS SHITCOCK HO BASTARD CHING CHONG CHINK FRIG NIGGER BIRD SHIT JIZZ FOUR-EYES WANK NIGNOG ASSCRACK SOD DOUCHEBAG VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO FUCK NUGGET CUNNILINGUS SHITCOCK FUCK DONKEY DICK SHITE TITMOUSE BALLS CHICKEN SHIT MOCKIE TRANNY BITCH IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! POOPY GOD DAMN CROTCH TITTYWANK SUCK MY DICK ASSHAT SHITHEAD BUKKAKE THONG TASTER MAMA MIA JERRY CUNNILINGUS CHINK FUCKBAG WIENER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL JIGGABOO WEHATEMARIO DIPSHIT SAGGY TITS DIPSHIT PISS SHITE MASTURBATION COCKSMOKER BITCH FIST FUCK CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE TWAT NIPPLES FLYING RAT'S ASS BOOBIES PAKI DYKE KRAUT FUCKING BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, YOU CAN'T MISS HER! SHIT DIPSHIT CUNNILINGUS BOOBIES MONKEY'S UNCLE NIGGER FENCE JUMPER GREASER WANK [Insert swear here] CLEMEN ASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy D'OH NAZI HELL CAMEL FUCKER DOG FUCKER MOZILLA FIREFOX JACKASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PENIS ON A BUN TITS SHITCOCK BUGFUCK JERK OFF FUCK TOWELHEAD CHICKEN SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP COCKSUCKER JACKASS NIHILISM PISS DONALD RUMSFELD HAIL SATAN! CRAPPY CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SHITE SHITHEAD AUTOFELLATIO SHITBALLS PUSSY WANK CUM BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DAMN CROTCH GO COUNT YOUR DICK POLAK BASTARD CUNTBUCKET BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN ASSWIPE WOP JAP SHIT DOUCHEBAG MOZILLA FIREFOX PRICK FUCK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LENS CRAFTERS FUCKFACE MASTURBATION BULLSHIT CUNT FUCKING JUMP! MOCCASINS FUCKWIT LIMEY CLUSTERFUCK GOBSHITE BULLSHIT JAP TOWELHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK OFF CHIGGER INBRED VAGINA FRIG SIGMUND FREUD TITS BULLSHIT JAP SEMEN CLUSTERFUCK AY-AY-AY VAGINA YOU WANKER WOMEN'S RIGHTS BULLSHIT PENISFUCK LIKE FATHER LIKE SON ASS BULLCRAP SHITTY NIGGER GENITALIA CHIGGER BITCH SPANK THE MONKEY NIGNOG FUCKING ARSE JAP SHITE PISS OFF ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT PISS OFF MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE MOZILLA FIREFOX FLYING FUCK JACKASS BULLCRAP ASSRAPING DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT POMMIE ANAL HAIL SATAN! ANAL ASSFACE CUNTSWILLING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ALF MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WANKER ARSE FUCKER BALLS WIGGER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME SIGMUND FREUD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SUGARTITS PEARL NECKLACE BUTTFUCKER NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! CHIGGER BALLS BUTTFUCKER PAKI BANGKOK BASTARD ASS LICKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON PENIS POOPY ASSFACE LET'S SHIT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR JACKASS HO MASTURBATION DOUCHING HENTAI PISS OFF BALL SACK GRINGO BOOBS THERE IS A CABAL NIGGER NORTH KOREA EPIDIDYMIS SEX CUNT CUNT DOG SHIT SHITSLINGING BOOBS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LET'S SHIT PISS OFF ANAL DIABETES BITCH WETBACK FUCK TURD SHITFUCKER CAUCASIANS I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FUCK FLYING FUCK SHITFUCKER SCUMBAG CRAP ON A STICK BEAVER FLYING RAT'S ASS [Insert swear here] BOLLOCKS CRACKER DYKE ORGASM KRAUT INBRED DOUCHE TITTIES SHITTY WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! PISS ASSHAT YOU SUCK BALLS STEVE BALLMER FUCKTARD RUSTY TROMBONE CHOAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHITFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JOHN ELWAY SCROTUM DICK TITS FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO [expletive deleted] ARSE RAT'S ASS BUTT PIRATE GOD DAMN AMERICA ONLINE KAFFIR FUCK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS SHITE DUMBASS DAMMIT ARSE PISS OFF BALL SACK NECROPHILIA SOD BEAVER BORDER HOPPER CUM DAMN DAMN ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA POO POO BLOWJOB FRED PHELPS TESTICLE CHOKE SHITE WANK MICK ASS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! CUNT FUCK OFF DOUCHE UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY INCEST CHRISTMAS TREES KNOBJOCKEY FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK ASSRAMMER POMMIE CUNT CLIT FELCHING GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! GANGBANG RAT'S ASS SUGARTITS TWAT FUCKWIT LOGJAMMER NIGGER TITS CARPET MUNCHER REBECCA BLACK FRITZ DOT HEAD FRITZ CHOAD QUEEF FOUR-EYES HORSE PENIS suck my mothers FUCKING A BEAVER FUCKING BLUE PENIS! DUNE COON SPICY CUNT FUCK FRED PHELPS BUTT PIRATE JERRY 666 FUCK OFF ASSBANDIT CRAPFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN [EXPLETIVE] MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! KRAUT FUCK YOU SHITE MACACA DAMN GIVING HEAD FAG SCUMBUCKET SHAKOPEE CHING CHONG CHINK HONKY ASSRAPING WANKSPLAT ABO DAMN COON DOUCHEBAG YUKY DOODY SCUMBAG FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK GANGBANG FUCKSTAIN I'LL RAPE YOU GREASER BITCH DICKFACE HELLFUCKER JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WOMEN'S RIGHTS CRAP FUCKING HO MORGAN TSVANGIRAI PISS FUCK TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! RAPE PISS OFF MY ASS DAMN IT FELLATIO DAMN WANK GOD DAMN GREASER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SON OF A BITCH HATE HATE HAT INCEST TWAT BOLLOCKS BALLS WIENER SHIT HELL GOD DAMN HOSER WOP NIGGER CC PLZ CHIGGER COMMUNIST DILDO ASSFACE PISS ARTIST BLUMPKIN ARSE INBRED ARSE SHIT TAMPONS ANAL FEWMETS FENCE JUMPER SHITCOCK FUCKFACE POLACK FUCK OFF ASSHOLE SHIT COCK! CRAP AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT CHRISTHUMPER ASS ASSHAT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE QUEEF FLAMING ASS BADGER BASTARD DUNE COON ASS FASCIST SAGGY TITS WANK ARSE DOUCHING DAMN IT FIST FUCK SUCK MY DICK SPIC SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN HELL SPICY CUNT FUCK GOD DAMMIT FUCKBAG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE PIG BITCH REBECCA BLACK DOUCHEBAG COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT POLACK D'OH SUGARTITS JOHNNY SHITBALLS MALARKY REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE SOD SHITTY NIPPLES MONKEY SHIT DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DICKHEAD COLGATE FRAK PENIS ON A STICK DONKEY DICK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DONKEY DICK SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK DUMBASS CHOAD KISSER FLYING FUCK I WILL KILL YOU! RAGHEAD POMMIE SEX DOUCHE BITCH BOOBS DOUCHEBAG FUCK YOU YOGHURT CANNON ASSFACE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FOUR-EYES GO COUNT YOUR DICK INJUN COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKHEAD NEGRO COCKSHITTER DILDO ASSWIPE TRANNY NECROPHILIA PEDOPHILIA DICKLICK SHIT [EXPLETIVE] FU SPANG BUTTFUCKER GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK DAMN BASTARD DOG SHIT CUM CUNTING ASSCRACK POMMIE DAMN JACK OFF WANKER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PORCH MONKEY FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA NIGGER TITS LET'S SHIT CLUSTERFUCK FELLATIO TESTICLE CHOKE AUTOFELLATIO CLUSTERFUCK SHIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON MICK NEOPETS MAMA MIA CRAPMUNCHER PUSSY CONAN O'BRIAN DICKFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICK IN A BOX DOUCHEBAG TITTIES TWAT FUCKING A GENITALIA DAMN Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! SON OF A BITCH BASTARD NAZI OSTRICH MY ASS TWO-INCH PENIS SHITHEAD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SHIT BOLLOCKS MALARKY DICKHEAD JESSE McCARTNEY PRICK SHIT SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON MOCCASINS PISS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCK YOU WANKER SHITBALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BEAVER WOP WANKER SHIT POLESMOKER FUCK OFF CHOAD TOSSER JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK BUGGER OFF ANUSCAKE GOD DAMN GENITALIA NIGGER JAP COON DAMN DAMN PENIS GOBSHITE CLEMEN SEX DILDO CUNTRAG FUCK NUGGET DICK IN A BOX DICKFACE FUCK HELL SEMEN FUCK DIPSHIT PISS LET'S SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS MOCKIE TOTAL FUCK CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER PISS ARTIST CRAPFUCKER SHITFUCKER INJUN DAMN BITCH BITCH CRAP FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WETBACK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FLAMING ASS BADGER TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! POLAK suck my mothers DONKEY DICK I'LL RAPE YOU BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK CAMEL JOCKEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SPUNK I WILL KILL YOU! DOG SHIT DICKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCKER JOHN ELWAY HELL CHINK FUCKTARD NIGGER TITS KNOBJOCKEY BONER NEOPETS CUNT WANKER RAPE COLGATE BUKKAKE TIT DIRT SHITTY PUSSY CHUFF ASSHOLE CROTCH CUNTRAG DOUCHE NAZI DAMN INCEST CHIGGER CLUSTERFUCK JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK O KURWA! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DOUCHEBAG MOTHERFUCKER WOP CUNT GOOK SUGARTITS PISS OFF KRAUT JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKFACE ASSWIPE LIMEY FUCK BELGIUM FIST FUCK ASSWIPE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS JAP GOD DAMN TITTYWANK All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy WOP ORGASM FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK MACACA DICKLICK GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING A DOUCHING FUCKING A BLUE PENIS! RAGHEAD MONKEY BALLS TRANNY TITTYWANK FUCKSTAIN ASSRAPING SAGGY TITS ASSFACE FUCK OFF ARSE PEDOPHILIA ASSCRACK SUCK MY DICK COCK PORCH MONKEY MASTURBATION DAMN GOD DAMN IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! AAAAAAAAA! CUNT CHRISTHUMPER PIECE OF SHIT GENITALIA COCK BOOBS WANKER ORGASM FUCKSTAIN CHRIST OF TABERNACLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ON CRACK BELLEND DILDO DUMBASS BOON NIGNOG SAGGY TITS DOUCHING RHODESIA FUCKING SHITHEAD DAMN PISS OFF RANDY TRAVIS WHORE PIGFUCKER lowercase FUCKWIT HELL DICKLICK FUCK SHITTY SAGGY TITS JACKASS FROG'S FAT ASS MASTURBATION DICKHEAD CUNTING ASSCRACK HO JACKASS FUCKSTAIN BONER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER BRUSH MA TEETH SON OF A BITCH BUTTFUCKER TIT DIRT FUCKTARD CUNT CRAPPER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE AMERICA ONLINE THONG TASTER WANKSPLAT CHICKEN SHIT BUTT-HOLE DAMMIT FEMADOM FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN EXTRA LONG PENIS ARSE DAMN SCUMBAG I WILL KILL YOU! DONALD RUMSFELD JACK OFF SHITE JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST ASS ASS DICK TITS GOBSHITE TURD SHITBALLS GIVING HEAD SHAKOPEE All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy PENIS BEAVER DAMN GOOK NIGGER TITS CUNTRAG ASSFACE KNOBJOCKEY FLAMING ASS BADGER SCROTUM CHRISTHUMPER RAT'S COCK PISSHOLE NIPPLES BUGFUCK FUCKSTAIN BENCH PRESS TAFFY NICARAGUA JOHNNY SHUT UP, MEG! TWAT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DICKLICK RUSTY TROMBONE CLUSTERFUCK PISS HELL BITCH PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT WANK BUGFUCK I'LL RAPE YOU BUGGER POLACK RAT'S ASS WANK HOSER FUCKSTAIN DAMN COCKSUCKER CUNT FUCK OFF 30 CASES OF PICKLES DAMMIT WOP FUCK DAMN IT DAMN WIGGER CUNT GREASER MILF KAFFIR FUCKER FAGGOT CHINK CHIGGER BOOBS ASS LICKER JACKASS FAGGOT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS DAMN DICK IN A BOX HO SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHIT SHITSLINGING SHITTY CHINK FUCKSTAIN CRAPPY SHITE POMMIE CUNT SON OF A BITCH BITCH RUSTY TROMBONE RUSKIE MOCCASINS DALAI LAMA HADJI DAMN IT FUCKFACE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK JACKASS EUROIPODS CONAN O'BRIAN AY-AY-AY FUCKER BITCH FUCK BITCH DOODIE HEAD FUCK YOU YOU WANKER WANKSPLAT ARSE FLYING FUCK BUTTFUCKER GRINGO PRICK RAT'S ASS WARNER MUSIC GROUP DOUCHING PISS ARTIST JACK OFF TWISTY VAGINA ARSEBADGERS MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SUCK MY DICK LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! STEVE BALLMER CHING CHONG CHINK BONER FU SPANG FUCKSTAIN PENIS AUTOFELLATIO SHITFACE RAT'S ASS FUCKHEAD BITCH NIGGER BATHING SUIT AREA SEMPRINI BOOBIES PUNANI I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKER TURD FUCKING JUMP! YOUR MOM WETBACK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI ASS MONKEY BALLS DICKHEAD ASS PISS ASSHAT POLAK SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM DAMN DICK CROTCH CLEMEN GRIS YUKY DOODY SEX HELL FUCKING A CUNNILINGUS TITTYWANK INBRED BOLLOCKS NEOPETS GOD DAMMIT WIGGER YOU WANKER BUKKAKE DOG SHIT SCROTUM MILF BUGFUCK RAT'S COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NICARAGUA TOSSER ASSCRACK DAGO FENCE JUMPER VAGINA SHIT CROTCH BUGGER I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HELL DOG SHIT POMMIE FUCK BITCH 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT HAIL SATAN! INBRED RICK MORANIS BUTT PIRATE TRANNY FUCKWIT HOMO PRICK CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK OFF SHITTY ARSE LET'S SHIT FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS WIENER PRICK JACK OFF ASSHOLE DAMN [expletive deleted] PUSSY BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink OSTRICH MY ASS FUCK TITS & DICKS FELCHMONKEY DICK IN A BOX SHITHEAD REDNECK MOCCASINS BUGGER JUSTIN BIEBER CC PLZ JOHNNY GOOK DEVELOPERS! ASSHOLE GOD DAMN ASS P'KANG JAP FUCKSTAIN I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN YOUR MOM PISS OFF SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FELLATIO TITTYWANK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD BUTT-HOLE HENTAI FIST FUCK FAG DONKEY PUNCHER ASS ASS FASCIST DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE DOUCHEBAG FUCKTARD SCUMBAG COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASS FUCKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER MICK DARTH VADER DAGO BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA FLAMING ASS BADGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL LOLCAT JERRY IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK PUNANI DONKEY PUNCHER DOG FUCKER MONKEY SHIT CHIGGER PUSSY ANAL TWISTY VAGINA EAT MY SHIT! WIKIPEDIA BULLSHIT BUKKAKE WOODPECKERSHIT PENIS OSTRICH MY ASS SUITCASE PENIS SCROTUM FUCKFACE ASSHOLE MARY WHITEHOUSE AY-AY-AY JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKWAD ASSCRACK DICKHEAD FUCKTARD DONKEY DICK JUMPING JESUS!!! BUTTFUCKER WIENER GYPSY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive ASSCRACK and with the JESUS FUCKING CHRIST and his CUNTRAG of girraffes in which PISS OFF MY ASS while reading about LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See KAFFIR also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BASTARD