Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's NIGNOG'TAMPONS'WANK'INBRED'DICK IN A BOX'TAMPON IN MY ASS'FUCKHEAD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CLEMEN look at the TWAT talk page of this DOUCHING article for notes or discussion before BUTT-HOLE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BLUE PENIS! neurochemical FUCK disorder SCROTUM characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DUMBASS, sudden LAKE TITICACA m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements BUKKAKE or FIST FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DAMMIT in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHIGGER way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKING BASEBALL include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken DAMN by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CROTCH words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat FUCK OFF PEEPEE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DAMNATION utterFUCKance of socially CUNT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DAMN IT television programs to address BUTTFUCKER Tourette's syndrome.

PISSHOLE Tourette's is BOOBS not to be COCKSHITTER confused with POOPY Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUSSY chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves RANDY TRAVIS random BITCH disorientation, culturally-CLEVELAND STEAMER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHOAD outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ANUSCAKE language, GOD DAMMIT and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DONKEY PUNCHER PENIS of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BLOWJOB souvenir shoppes and massive BULLCRAP quantities SHITE of ANAL DIABETES SEX garbage.

Darnit.

A DUMBASS Polite Note to the HELL Author:

The NI Tourette's SHITTY Research Institute was FUCKER founded to SHITCUNTING.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have DIPSHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your DOUCHE article ASSFACE funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CUNT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or JOHN ELWAY changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance YOU WANKER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of BUTT PIRATE Tourrette's sufferers DICKHEAD swear. You can JERK OFF blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ARSE TV, for always focusing on the PENIS ON A BUN bad side of a terrible PISS ARTIST thing.
• The main SOD symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small FUCKER knee FAGGOT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CRAP no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MONKEY SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FROG'S FAT ASS school for DAGO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage GRINGO sufferers to become ANAL manically depressed and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST commit FUCKING suicide.
• There is no TWAT cure, and the RAPE drugs that are available to, "calm" the ASS tics often have adverse TWAT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire NIGNOG body to go JACK OFF numb and NIGGER basically made it NIGGA! worse than 30 CASES OF PICKLES it is without the BASTARD drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK tourette syndrome DICKFACE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BULLSHIT the CAMEL JOCKEY public view of Tourettes as a "QUEEF swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is CHOAD much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FUCKTARD sorry for NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! "hi-jacking" your FUCKHEAD entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PISSHOLE this that really SAND NIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a BAT FUCK INSANE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SHITSLINGING article. Remember, everything here is meant to be POLACK, and making fun of a GRIS horrible disorder is (not) COCKSHITTER funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DICKHEAD time.

Best SPIC regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAMN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As MELAMINE Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are COMMUNISM IS STUPID not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHTS degenerate capitalist culture in those CAPITALISM countries. When showing STUDENT RIOTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MINORITIES in countries TIENANMEN SQUARE leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a I LIKE BUSH byproduct of your DISSIDENTS capitalist society GOVERNMENT FILTERS.

Li Chiang “HUMAN RIGHTS” Wen

P.S. PUSSY Regards to Andrew POOPY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HUMAN RIGHTS reply

The SHITCOCK bastard who wrote this article. You can DOG SHIT punch him if you RAPE want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter BRITAIN Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE RIGHTS article. We have enough RHODESIA problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PEOPLE offensive stuff. I ask that you HIGH WAGES remove this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not BRITAIN white?

Mpopo “WHITE RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many OLD CHRIST OF A prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my CANNED QUOTE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON IN SACREMENT, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your JUMPING JESUS!!! soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DUMBASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FLYING RAT'S ASS and DYKE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with POMMIE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) SHIT BAND WITH 4 BLOWJOB MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GARBAGE DAY! HORSE! DUMBASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DUMBASS'S HOUSE

How PUNANI to FUCKER cure TOWELHEAD the SEMEN Tourette's FELLATIO Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIPPLES for JIZZ Tourette's EXTRA LONG PENIS Syndrome RAT'S COCK is DOUCHING following ASSHOLE these FUCKING BASEBALL rules CUNT in BASTARD order:

• 1: Avoid BIG FOOT immature PENISBIRD little DICKHEAD kids,
• 2: Count to ASSHAT within LIKE FATHER LIKE SON 10 NIPPLESseconds,
• 3: Do not open your PENIS ASSCRACK RAT'S COCK nor BULLSHIT talk,
• 4: Tell YOU WANKER yourself you LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD don't DAMMIT have HELLFIRE this SHITFACE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK CHIGGER WITH NASTY CRAPPY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DUMBASS last straw TAMPONS!

I fucking put MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS!' my comment at the TOP OF THE GOOK PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at CLEMEN the TOP OF BOOBIES THIS CONDOMS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS LICKER offensive. I WILL END YOU!. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NAZI people who try TACO to battle BELGIUM'FLYING RAT'S ASS that tight-ass PUSSY 17-year-MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find RAT'S COCK it now, but someone said INCEST' FUCKTARD I'LL RAPE YOU'INBRED on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING NIGGER is a laughing SON OF A BITCH matter. Plus there SEX was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on NIGNOG Uncyclopedia, there are BORDER HOPPER articles CLEVELAND STEAMER about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST stuff. So HELL that means BITCH stop getting mad at the MY COMMUNION WAFER OF first part too and YOU WANKER talking about the EPIDIDYMIS letter that it's DOUCHING mocking (what CARPET MUNCHER letter? I don't even know what NIGGER the heck you're talking about). Adrian WANKSPLAT hi self BOOBS even made a really ASSWIPE good point. "It's BUKKAKE nothing more FUCKTARD from a head nod to a JOHNNY knee tick". FUCKING. Which I'll add SHIT onto AMERICA ONLINE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't NAZI suffer that ASSCRACK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes COON it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? be, because if I were a HUEY P. NEWTON Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article FAGGOT hilarious. If you ASSFACE Want facts, go on CLEMEN Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LENS CRAFTERS be offended, don't read HELL the freaking FUCK A DUCK article anyway.

FLYING FUCK CUNT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS GENITALIA ASSHOLE PRICK RANDY TRAVIS SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP!

JOHN SMILEY FACE FRIG DICKHEAD SAGGY TITS GO HOME AND DIE TITMOUSE BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHIT MONKEY SHIT DICKWAD BULLSHIT FUCK NUGGET SHIT ANUSCAKE TAMPON IN MY ASS LET'S SHIT COCKSHITTER DILDO CUNTYMINTS FUCKHEAD Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CLUSTERFUCK SAND NIGGER TITWANK SHITSLINGING MOCCASINS GOBSHITE WANKER BIGNOSE FUCK BASTARD KAFFIR TITMOUSE GO COUNT YOUR DICK AUTOFELLATIO TACO COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CHING CHONG CHINK REDSKIN JAP FUCKING A HO TITS DAMN IT BUTT PIRATE ASSCRACK ASSHAT PENIS TWAT FUCKWIT FELCHING SHIT CRAP ON A STICK KIKE ASSRAPING FUCKING A JAP SHITE POOPOO BASTARD FUDGEPACKER WARNER MUSIC GROUP BUGFUCK MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHITBALLS BANGKOK PISS ARTIST WINDOWS VISTA BEAVER PROLES SUCK A BIG DICK SHITFUCKER DELICIOUS CAKE SOD OFF BUGGER OFF ASSHAT O KURWA! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BUGGER PENISBIRD LENS CRAFTERS I WILL END YOU! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY NEOPETS MOZILLA FIREFOX RAT'S COCK ARSE SHITFACE MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FIST FUCK CHICKEN SHIT TENTACLE RAPE WETBACK suck my mothers CUNT CRAPPER PENIS ON A STICK ANUSCAKE CHOAD BASTARD YOUR MOM BOLLOCKS BITCH GO HOME AND DIE PEARL NECKLACE MAMA MIA RAPE CUNNILINGUS NIGGER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD COON AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI COCKSUCKER DICKHEAD WINDOWS VISTA BEANER CLIT PUNANI SAND NIGGER FLYING FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT INBRED CLEMEN FUCK YOU ASSHAT BASTARD SHIT ARSE FUCK FUCK BALLS BEAVER COMMUNIST DILDO HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS CLIT GOATSE BULLSHIT FUCKBAG CHUFF SPUNK CLIT FRIG RUSKIE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TANK MAN DOUCHEBAG BASTARD EAT MY SHIT! SMILES FUCKTARD SHIT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! WOODPECKERSHIT PISSHOLE HAIL SATAN! NEGRO I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! SHAKOPEE NEGRO CRAPMUNCHER FUCK SHITFUCKER ASSWIPE NI CUNT ASSHAT WOODPECKERSHIT HOMO FRED PHELPS SOD YOGHURT CANNON FOUR-EYES CHIGGER GENITALIA ASSCRACK ABO EAT MY SHIT! JESSE McCARTNEY I RAPE WALRUSES! SHIT WANK CUNTBUCKET INJUN PEARL NECKLACE SHITTY HELLFIRE TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! BALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ WHORE HORSE PENIS FUCKSTAIN CHUFF AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI DICKFACE PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TWAT TITS & DICKS TITS & DICKS JACK OFF ROSES TWAT CUNT REDSKIN CLEMEN GOD DAMN HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ANAL BITCH BEAVER BUTTFUCKER WANKSPLAT HONKY COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS MICK SHITFUCKER GOD DAMMIT BITCH ASS BITCH ASSFACE CHINK ANAL DIABETES FUCKTARD GOD DAMN SHITFACE INBRED CRAP ON A STICK BITCH PORCH MONKEY FRIG SCUMBAG SHITSLINGING SHITFACE FELCHING GOBSHITE SHUT UP, MEG! FUCK YOU WHORE DAMN DICKFACE DAMN HO CUNNILINGUS ASS LICKER GREASER SHITSLINGING LET'S SHIT DOG SHIT FRAK FUCKING A ASSCRACK CRAPPY POLESMOKER DAMMIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BIRD IN THE HOUSE I'LL RAPE YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCK COCKSHITTER NEGRO FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG INBRED FRENCH TICKLER CUNTSWILLING SON OF A BITCH SHITE NORTH KOREA MOLDY TITS HONKY BIRD SHIT TWO-INCH PENIS TITTIES SOD GARBAGE DAY! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HOMO BALLS PISS ARTIST COLGATE COON DICKHEAD FUCKTARD LET'S SHIT ASSWIPE WHORE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS TURD BUGGER PUSSYLICKER BUTTFUCKER FELLATIO RECTUM RAIDER HEIL HITLER! SPANK THE MONKEY DAMN GOATSE CUM INCEST TITS MOCKIE BULLSHIT ARSE BOOBS CUNNILINGUS FUCK SHITHEAD ASS FELCHING UIGURS ASS CUNNILINGUS TITS BOOBS BLUMPKIN GENITALIA BUTTFUCKER MALARKY BASTARD CHAV CUNNILINGUS VAGINA DAMN POTTYMOUTH SCUMBUCKET [EXPLETIVE] BUTTFUCKER FUCKHEAD SHIT FUCKING A TAMPON IN MY ASS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! RAGHEAD LOGJAMMER BUTTFUCKER JAP NIGGER TITS COON TITS CAMEL JOCKEY CUNTBUCKET DAGO DAMMIT FUCKFACE DICKHEAD FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HADJI VENEREAL DISEASE CUNT BUTT PIRATE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DICKHEAD TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKWIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER POLACK BUTT PIRATE INCEST CLUSTERFUCK LET'S SHIT NIGGER TITS DAMN CUNT LAPPER FELCHING BEAVER CUNTYMINTS DAMN DAMN VAGINA TWAT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHICKEN FRIES HAIL SATAN! YOU WANKER HOT GRITS FUCKSTAIN FUCKHEAD FEMADOM BULLSHIT HEIL HITLER! GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISS ARTIST SEMEN DOUCHETITS SCROTUM WIGGER NIGNOG CARPET MUNCHER CAMEL JOCKEY BELGIUM RAT'S ASS TRANNY MOZILLA FIREFOX LOGJAMMER BIRD SHIT HORSE PENIS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU JAP TITTYWANK CUNTBUCKET WOP SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY SHITSLIDE CHIGGER BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER HELL DOT HEAD BASTARD SCUMBAG YOGHURT CANNON QUEEF FUCKFACE PEDOPHILIA TWAT GYPSY INBRED WARNER MUSIC GROUP HOMO STEVE BALLMER COCK TAFFY FUCK YOU TAMPON IN MY ASS RAPE RUSKIE WANK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASS YOU WANKER SHIT TWAT SHITSLINGING SHIT BUGGER SHIT INCEST 4CHAN GOD DAMN SEX CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST DAMNATION DUMBASS MILF CHICKEN SHIT WANKER FUCK NUGGET COON COCKSUCKER DUMBASS KNOBJOCKEY PISSHOLE WIENER WOP PENISFUCK DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHITFACE TURD DAMN PENIS FUCK FUCKSTAIN CUNT FRED PHELPS FUCKFUCKFUCK COCK FUCKHEAD RAGHEAD CHOAD KISSER TITMOUSE DAMN JACKASS SHIT MALL SANTA BITCH AUTOFELLATIO FELCHING CLEMEN FRENCH TICKLER POLESMOKER MARCH OF FLAMES DOT HEAD AAAAAAAAA! JERK OFF CRAP ON A STICK BUGGER AY-AY-AY GOOK 666 YOUR MOM AUTOFELLATIO OH SHI– CUNNILINGUS SHIT DICKHEAD COMMUNIST DILDO DICKWAD PISS POLAK GIVING HEAD ASS LICKER DAMN O KURWA! ABO FENCE JUMPER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FUCKHEAD DOUCHE NAZI TITTIES BASTARD NIGGER PRICK FUCKTARD CUNT ASSHAT BUGGER CAMEL FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING GRINGO SHITTY BASTARD TITS & DICKS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! TOSSER ARSE JOHN ELWAY DOUCHING LOLCAT FUCKING FUCKWIT GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE PISS ARTIST SPUNK HELL LAKE TITICACA FLYING RAT'S ASS NAZI FLYING FUCK WIENER DIRTY SANCHEZ THONG TASTER DICKHEAD DILDO SHITHEAD DAMN PISS OFF MY ASS MACACA FLYING RAT'S ASS CLUSTERFUCK SHITE WANK SHITCOCK SLOPE ASSHOLE FUCKING NIPPLES WANK [EXPLETIVE] FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF BUTTFUCKER TAMPON IN MY ASS PIG CHINK EAT MY SHIT! FUCK WIKIPEDIA BEANER FUCK A DUCK CHICKEN SHIT BALL SACK SPIC MACACA FAGGOT JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST RUSTY TROMBONE FELLATIO JAP NORTH KOREA FUCKTARD SHAKOPEE DICKLICK VENEREAL DISEASE AUTOFELLATIO SHIT NIPPLES JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CUNTRAG LIMEY FRITZ DUMBASS FUCK JIGGABOO FLAMING ASS BADGER BORDER HOPPER COCK FIST FUCK NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES INBRED NIGGER SHITSLINGING VAGINA ASS LICKER TOURETTE'S IS FUN TITS DAMN FEWMETS VENEREAL DISEASE RAT'S COCK THONG TASTER SHITTY MOTHERFUCKER PORCUPINE'S BALLS BITCH NIPPLES DICKWAD FUCKING A ANAL DIABETES COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISSHOLE ASSHOLE POMMIE COMMUNIST DILDO BITCH SHITFACE ARSE PUSSY FRAK I'LL RAPE YOU YOU WANKER SUCK MY DICK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT JACKASS GOD DAMMIT CUNTSWILLING TOSSER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS CUNTING ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT FUCK BIRD SHIT WANK ASSCRACK FUCK OFF HELL SHITE BIG FOOT DAMMIT TAMPONS PISS OFF NEOPETS EPIDIDYMIS RAPE SHIT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SUGARTITS ASSCRACK I'LL RAPE YOU WIGGER SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD ASS SHITE CUNTRAG FUCKHEAD I'LL RAPE YOU TITS BOOBS ASSFACE FUCKER PENIS DAMN GOD DAMN FUCK OFF DIPSHIT NICARAGUA BUTTFUCKER MOCKIE BEANER DONKEY DICK SAND NIGGER JUSTIN BIEBER RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN WHORE DOT HEAD TACO ASSHAT BULLCRAP GIVING HEAD WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! DILDO SHAKOPEE PIECE OF SHIT BULLSHIT DOUCHE TIMBER NIGGER HOMO O CANADA DICKHEAD CUM FUCK OFF SHITCOCK DUMBASS Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! O CANADA BEAVER FUCKSTAIN SHITE TAMPONS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JACK OFF SHITTY ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG TITTIES JACK OFF PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE DAMMIT SHITHEAD WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BASTARD FUCK YOU NICARAGUA CRACKER SHITFUCKER FUCKER SHITTY CRAP SPUNK IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! TITWANK DIPSHIT YOGHURT CANNON PISS BEAVER GOD DAMN AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FUCK OFF SPUNK [EXPLETIVE] MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SHITSKIN CHENEY SAGGY TITS DONKEY DICK MASTURBATION SHIT CLEMEN ARSEBADGERS INJUN PENISPENISPENIS!!! FIST FUCK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS REDSKIN CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BULLSHIT SEMEN POMMIE BALL SACK ASS FASCIST CUNT FUCKWIT pen0r DAMN CUNT RAT'S ASS GIVING HEAD BOOBS TIT SPRINKLES SHIT DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! POLACK ASSCRACK FUCKER RHODESIA GIVING HEAD SCUMBUCKET CUNT FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE FAG HOT GRITS BITCH LONGCAT IS LONG BATHING SUIT AREA ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA JACKASS SHIT DOG SHIT CHOAD POLESMOKER JACKASS BITCH TITWANK DAMN IT FAGGOT PISS OFF MOZILLA FIREFOX ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PIG CUNT INBRED PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM KIKE SHITBALLS YOU WANKER MOCKIE SOD MONKEY SHIT HAIL SATAN! SHITHEAD IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ARSE ASS BALLS JOHNNY PISS ARTIST TWAT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS GOD DAMMIT BITCH WIGGER LET'S SHIT SOD WOP BASTARD SLOPE TITS & DICKS PISS RECTUM RAIDER ASSWIPE SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DIPSHIT BITCH ASSCRACK FUCKWIT THONG TASTER FUCKING A DICKHEAD COCK COON NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! FUCKBAG SUITCASE PENIS FUCK FELCHING TITS CLEMEN BULLSHIT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PISS ARTIST JUNGLE BUNNY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INCEST TITS LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS DAMN POOPOO SAND NIGGER CAPTAIN CRUNCH WIKIPEDIA SPICY CUNT FUCK PUSSY SHITE BOOBIES BITCH SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TOWELHEAD WALRUS SHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS YOUR MOM RAPE BITCH HELL FUCK YOU BITCH DICKFACE SHITE I RAPE WALRUSES! CUNT SUCK MY COCK FUCK YOU TITS SEX IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink ARSE FLYING FUCK FLYING FUCK CUNTING ASSCRACK INBRED PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT HOMO VAGINA NAZI ABO DAMN FROG WANKER SEMEN NIGGER COON I CAN AFFORD FOOD FELLATIO COON ASS BOOBIES REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE WANKER FUCKHEAD FLAMING ASS BADGER PORCH MONKEY JACKASS TACO DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS BOOBS INJUN CRAPFUCKER DAMN SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASS MOTHERFUCKER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHUFF CRAPFUCKER GENITALIA BALL SACK ASS DUNE COON ARSE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BEAVER BAT FUCK INSANE HADJI CHOAD COCK FAGGOT FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE NAZI FUCK COLGATE FUCK YOU DICK IN A BOX SHIT BLOWJOB COLONEL CLUSTERFUCK DICK CUNT NIGNOG FUCK FLYING FUCK NIGGER JACKASS CUNT FUCKFACE CUNT BUGFUCK WIGGER POLESMOKER FRAK WIGGER ASSFACE JACKASS DOG SHIT I WILL END YOU! FUCKWIT FAGGOT HONKY Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PISS OFF and with the BUTTFUCKER and his WANK of girraffes in which COCKSHITTER while reading about MOCKIE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CLEMEN