Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's RAT'S ASS'HOMO'CUNT'CUNT'CAMEL FUCKER'FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE'SEMEN Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a FUCKFACE look at the PISS talk page of this FUCKBAG article for notes or discussion before SPANK THE MONKEY editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

– Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or PISS ARTIST neurochemical FUCK disorder DONKEY DICK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid GENITALIA, sudden POTTYMOUTH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or BAT FUCK INSANE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKLICK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated HATE HATE HAT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may INBRED include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHITTY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA PORCH MONKEY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DICK DAMN IT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL utterFUCKance of socially BAT FUCK INSANE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ARSE television programs to address BOOBIES Tourette's syndrome.

SEX Tourette's is ASS not to be DAMN IT confused with FUCKING BASEBALL Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TONY LA RUSSA chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CROTCH random JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS disorientation, culturally-LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY!-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local WHORE language, KAFFIR and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive CUNT quantities WIGGER of ANAL DIABETES BUGGER garbage.

Darnit.

A GIVING HEAD Polite Note to the YID Author:

The RICK MORANIS Tourette's NIPPLES Research Institute was FUCKING founded to CUNT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCKFACE article SHITCOCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of FUCKFACE Tourrette's sufferers NIGGER swear. You can GOD DAMMIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame CAMEL FUCKER TV, for always focusing on the DAMN IT bad side of a terrible TONY LA RUSSA thing.
• The main NIGGER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'VENEREAL DISEASE' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DOUCHING knee MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CLEVELAND STEAMER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CAMEL JOCKEY cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at POOPOO school for DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHINK sufferers to become DAMMIT manically depressed and TWAT commit PEDOPHILIA suicide.
• There is no FUCK cure, and the DUMBASS drugs that are available to, "calm" the REDSKIN tics often have adverse CLIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FUCK perodol" which caused my entire WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? body to go TIT DIRT numb and SON OF A BITCH basically made it NIGGA! worse than ARSE it is without the INBRED drug.

I am an active member of a CHIGGER tourette syndrome POLAK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating GRINGO the FUCK YOU public view of Tourettes as a "TOURETTE'S SYNDROME swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSHOLE much much (hand spasms) more...

I am RUSTY TROMBONE sorry for HO "hi-jacking" your JOHN SMILEY FACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really FEWMETS annoys me. I am working towards a INJUN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PORCUPINE'S BALLS, and making fun of a SEX horrible disorder is (not) HONKY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK YOU time.

Best CRAPMUNCHER regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BASTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese PROXY SITES reply

As SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PORTUGAL not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MINORITIES Westerners show is not an I LIKE BUSH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TAIWAN degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing KENNY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIVER CRABS SUCK in countries RIGHT WING leadership, those problems does not CHRISTIANITY occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a TIBET byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society AMERICA'S GREAT!.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. GOD DAMMIT Regards to Andrew FROG'S FAT ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIV NEGATIVE reply

The NAZI bastard who wrote this article. You can CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT punch him if you BITCH want to.

As a CAUCASIANS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CONDOMS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this FOREIGN CURRENCY country anyway, without this triple thick cock RHODESIA offensive stuff. I ask that you RHODESIA remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass DEMOCRACY put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CAUCASIANS white?

Mpopo “KU KLUX KLAN” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une OLD CHRIST OF A réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. HUEY P. NEWTON Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MY COMMUNION WAFER OF grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many COMMUNION WAFER prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BORDER HOPPER saint name of our THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my RAT'S COCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF TABERNACLE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine GENITALIA Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TOWELHEAD and FRIG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with HAIL SATAN! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CRAPFUCKER BAND WITH 4 LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POLAK HORSE! GENITALIA IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO GENITALIA'S HOUSE

How ASSHOLE to PORCH MONKEY cure MOTHERFUCKER the JAP Tourette's WANK Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DAMN for BUGGER OFF Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome RAGHEAD is WETBACK following GENITALIA these BORDER HOPPER rules FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA in PRICK order:

• 1: Avoid CAPTAIN CRUNCH immature TWAT little FUCKING kids,
• 2: Count to SHITFUCKER within ASSHAT 10 BIGNOSEseconds,
• 3: Do not open your FEATURED TITS PISS ARTIST nor BULLCRAP talk,
• 4: Tell CHOAD yourself you DAMN don't CHINK have JENKEM this ASSHOLE disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DIPSHIT WITH NASTY CUNTBUCKET DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the GENITALIA last straw CLUSTERFUCK!

I fucking put WIENER' my comment at the TOP OF THE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKTARD the TOP OF SHIT THIS BITCH ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CLUSTERFUCK offensive. ARSE. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FIST FUCK people who try QUEEF to battle DIRTY SANCHEZ'FELLATIO that tight-ass CLEVELAND STEAMER 17-year-DOUCHING—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find AUTOFELLATIO it now, but someone said BELGIUM' JACK OFF PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS'PEARL NECKLACE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLEVELAND STEAMER is a laughing UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY matter. Plus there ASSBANDIT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BUGGER OFF Uncyclopedia, there are ASSWIPE articles ASSCRACK about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching BOOBS stuff. So PISS UP MY ARSE that means FRAK stop getting mad at the DOUCHING first part too and FUCKSTAIN talking about the FLYING FUCK letter that it's FUCKING JUMP! mocking (what CLEMEN letter? I don't even know what ASSFACE the heck you're talking about). Adrian FENCE JUMPER hi self LET'S SHIT even made a really PEARL NECKLACE good point. "It's CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM nothing more GANGBANG from a head nod to a HITLER knee tick". RECTUM RAIDER. Which I'll add BUNG-HOLE onto PUNANI saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't BUTT PIRATE suffer that ANUSCAKE much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes JIZZ it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FUCK be, because if I were a PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BANGKOK hilarious. If you 666 Want facts, go on JIGGABOO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DIPSHIT be offended, don't read SHITCOCK the freaking ASSHAT article anyway.

ASSHAT CUNTSWILLING FUCK TWAT GOD DAMN SHIT VAGINA POLESMOKER JOHN ELWAY PENISBIRD

FUCK YOU NAZI OH SHI– SPUNK MACACA CUNT SHITHEAD BOOBS SHITFUCKER WANK PISS UP MY ARSE CUNTBUCKET HORSE SHIT POLACK SHITE KNOBJOCKEY IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! PEARL NECKLACE TWAT CHAV DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! WOODPECKERSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FELCHING ASSHOLE GOD DAMN INCEST ASSWIPE ASS FASCIST DAMN CUNTING ASSCRACK FUCKING FUCK HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DUMBASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE HELLFIRE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DICKLICK WANK MALARKY RAT'S COCK ASS FASCIST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSFACE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! GANGBANG FUCKWIT BASTARD CUNT IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! MALARKY TWAT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! PISS ARTIST BULLCRAP BOLLOCKS SOD OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS NIGNOG NICARAGUA PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TITS & DICKS MICK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY SPUNK ASS HELL NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MICK CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHIT BEAVER HONKY SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT BUGGER CARPET MUNCHER DOUCHING ASSHOLE NI WANK DAMN SHITE AY-AY-AY DAMN FLYING FUCK DARTH VADER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS ARTIST ASSFACE TWO-INCH PENIS DOUCHEBAG CHINK DONGSHOVER FAGGOT FLYING FUCK DAMN BOOBIES ASS NIGGER ASSCRACK BUTTFUCKER WHITE PEOPLE DILDO RAT'S COCK JOHN ELWAY HITLER CRAPMUNCHER TWO-INCH PENIS BITCH CUM COLGATE BLUMPKIN SHIT DUMBASS CUM NIGGER NECROPHILIA JACKASS SHIT FUCKFACE AAAAAAAAA! BATMAN & ROBIN GENITALIA SCUMBAG DOUCHEBAG TWAT PORCH MONKEY FUCK OFF MILF JACK OFF POLACK CRAPPY HONKY RAT'S ASS MOZILLA FIREFOX KEN GRIFFEY JR. 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DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! POO POO BLOWJOB ASS BOOBS YOU WANKER KIDDY FIDDLER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SUCK MY COCK NIGNOG WOP RAGHEAD COON FIST FUCK VAGINA [Insert swear here] EPIDIDYMIS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER HOLY DUMB FUCK SCROTUM BITCH DOG FUCKER COCKSMOKER SHIT OUT OF MY DICK CRAPMUNCHER HELL VENEREAL DISEASE DOUCHE GIVING HEAD WANK CLUSTERFUCK FUCKWIT ASS BALL SACK BLUMPKIN CUNTYMINTS DICK COLGATE FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE TIT SPRINKLES NIGGER TITS TENTACLE RAPE MOCKIE CUNT SAGGY TITS GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD SUCK A BIG DICK DOUCHE NAZI MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE DOUCHEBAG BAT FUCK INSANE ORANGE TURTLE WANK SHIT CUNT LAPPER CUNTYMINTS FUCK YOU SHITFACE PEDOPHILIA GOOK P'KANG DAMN SHITTY VAGINA POLESMOKER PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! 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FUCKHEAD FUCK OFF OH SHI– TAMPON IN MY ASS NIGNOG TAMPON IN MY ASS SHITFACE REBECCA BLACK WHORE YID TOTAL CUM I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BLOWJOB HOSER SCROTUM DAMN IT CUNNILINGUS COON BUGFUCK ASSHAT DUMBASS WEHATEMARIO YOU WANKER CAMEL FUCKER PISSHOLE RAPE DOT HEAD DAMN IT DOODIE HEAD TITTIES NIGGER NAZI ASS KAFFIR CHRISTHUMPER FUCKING A SPUNK GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS COON LET'S SHIT WANK FUCKHEAD CHOAD FUCK YOU JACKASS POOPOO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS LENS CRAFTERS 666 CARPET MUNCHER KIDDY FIDDLER ORGASM JACK ABRAMOFF BUTT-FOR-BRAINS TAFFY LET'S SHIT suck my mothers I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL BIG FOOT DONKEY DICK MASTURBATION MARGARET THATCHER FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFACE KIKE SHITHEAD RAPE WANK SHITSLIDE TWISTY VAGINA REDSKIN ASSHOLE SACRED MASTURBATION HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! DUMBASS MAMA MIA FUCKSTAIN BOB SAGET CHENEY FUCKFACE WANK PUSSY MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE I WILL KILL YOU! DAMN ASSFACE TWO-INCH PENIS DICKLICK DICK CHICKEN FUCK OFF ASSRAMMER FRITZ FUCKING JUMP! 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COON FRIG SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS NICARAGUA DICK WANK RAT'S COCK NEOPETS MASTURBATION FUCKTARD PECKERHEAD GOD DAMMIT NAZI NECROPHILIA BITCH DAMN MOTHERFUCKER GANGBANG SHITSKIN WOP CLUSTERFUCK BONER DAMN DILDO SHITCUNTING FU SPANG DAMN JAP JACKASS CHICKEN FRIES SON OF A BITCH PENIS DOM DeLUISE 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 COCKSUCKER BULLSHIT POMMIE HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKSTUFFER SCUMBAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK OFF DICKLICK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CODEINE IS A QUEER PRICK LOGJAMMER RAT'S COCK STRAWBERRY ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WIGGER JIGGABOO FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CLUSTERFUCK SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FELCHING PISS BUNG-HOLE DAMN NECROPHILIA FUCKSTAIN DOUCHE PRICK TAFFY SHITHEAD SHITTY DUMBASS SEX ASSCRACK TITS & DICKS SCUMBAG FUCKER I WILL END YOU! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BITCH JACKASS SHIT PEDOPHILIA AUTOFELLATIO [EXPLETIVE] JIGGABOO SHITFACE GOBSHITE GOD DAMMIT GO COUNT YOUR DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BOOBS DICKFACE MARGARET THATCHER WOODPECKERSHIT PEDOPHILIA JACK ABRAMOFF INBRED FLYING FUCK SHIT SEMEN JIGGABOO JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE BULLSHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS HELL FIST FUCK VAGINA SEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH PEDOPHILIA CAPTAIN CRUNCH LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHITHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKSTAIN SPICY CUNT FUCK SHITFUCKER SHITTY CUNNILINGUS SHIT RAT'S ASS SPUNK CHOAD JACKASS VAGINA TITMOUSE PRICK FREE ELECTIONS FOUR-EYES DONALD RUMSFELD DAMMIT FUCK OFF FIST FUCK HELL VANDAL OSTRICH MY ASS CLUSTERFUCK MONKEY BALLS CUNT ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS PEARL NECKLACE CLIT GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS FUCK MOTHERFUCKER ASSHAT BLESSED DAMN SAINT FUCKWIT SHITE CRAP QUEEF FUCKSTAIN SOD OFF BITCH CHICKEN SHIT ASSRAPING BONER MONKEY SHIT WANK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS OFF Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive PEACEFUL and with the DICK CHICKEN and his FUCKWIT of girraffes in which DAMN while reading about PUNANI!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See TITTYWANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK