Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A ***** Polite Note to the *** Author:[edit]

I am *** 17 years old and ***** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your **** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ***** removed or changed as soon as **** possible.

Let me tell you **** about *** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ***** Tourettes sufferers **** *** ***** **** **** swear. You can ****** blame television for always focusing on the **** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of **** Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or **** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee *** jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ***** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ***** school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ****** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no ****** cure, and the ****** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse *** side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ***** caused my entire *** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the **** drug.

I am an active ***** member of a ***** tourette syndrome association and **** I am making steps towards ***** eradicating the public ***** view of Tourettes as a **** ************* *** ***** **** "swearing" disorder, because it is *** much much more.

I am sorry *** for "hi-jacking" your entry on **** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this *** that really *** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ***** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by *** editing this *** article. Remember, everything ***** here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is **** *** *** ***** ***** not funny at all.

Thank you ***** for your *** time.

Best **** regards,

Phil