Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A ***** Polite Note to the *** Author:[edit | edit source]

I am ***** 17 years old and ***** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ***** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it **** removed or changed as soon as ***** possible.

Let me tell you ****** about ***** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of *** Tourettes sufferers **** ***** ***** ***** **** swear. You can *** blame television for always focusing on the **** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ***** Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ****** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee *** jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ****** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ************* school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ***** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no *** cure, and the ***** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ***** side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which *** caused my entire *** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ***** drug.

I am an active **** member of a **** tourette syndrome association and *** I am making steps towards **** eradicating the public ***** view of Tourettes as a **** ****** **** **** *** "swearing" disorder, because it is *** much much more.

I am sorry ***** for "hi-jacking" your entry on **** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this *** that really ****** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ****** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ****** editing this ***** article. Remember, everything ************* here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is **** ****** *** ***** ***** not funny at all.

Thank you **** for your **** time.

Best *** regards,

Phil