Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A *** Polite Note to the *** Author:[edit | edit source]

I am ***** 17 years old and *** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your **** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ***** removed or changed as soon as ****** possible.

Let me tell you ***** about **** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of **** Tourettes sufferers **** *** *** ***** ***** swear. You can ****** blame television for always focusing on the ****** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ***** Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or **** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ***** jerk.
  • Tourettes is no *** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ****** school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become *** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no **** cure, and the *** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse **** side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which **** caused my entire *** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ***** drug.

I am an active ****** member of a ***** tourette syndrome association and **** I am making steps towards ****** eradicating the public *** view of Tourettes as a *** ***** **** ***** **** "swearing" disorder, because it is *** much much more.

I am sorry ***** for "hi-jacking" your entry on *** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this **** that really **** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all **** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by *** editing this *** article. Remember, everything *** here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is **** **** ****** ****** **** not funny at all.

Thank you **** for your **** time.

Best ****** regards,

Phil