Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A **** Polite Note to the *** Author:[edit]

I am **** 17 years old and *** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ****** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ***** removed or changed as soon as ***** possible.

Let me tell you **** about **** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of ***** Tourettes sufferers ***** **** **** *** ****** swear. You can *** blame television for always focusing on the ***** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of **** Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or **** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee *** jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ***** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at **** school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ****** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no *** cure, and the *** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse *** side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which *** caused my entire ***** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ****** drug.

I am an active *** member of a **** tourette syndrome association and *** I am making steps towards *** eradicating the public ***** view of Tourettes as a ****** **** *** **** **** "swearing" disorder, because it is *** much much more.

I am sorry ***** for "hi-jacking" your entry on *** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ***** that really **** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ***** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ***** editing this ***** article. Remember, everything *** here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is *** *** **** **** ***** not funny at all.

Thank you ****** for your **** time.

Best ***** regards,