Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A **** Polite Note to the ************* Author:[edit | edit source]

I am ****** 17 years old and ****** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ***** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it **** removed or changed as soon as ************* possible.

Let me tell you ***** about ****** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of *** Tourettes sufferers ***** *** ***** *** **** swear. You can **** blame television for always focusing on the **** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of **** Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or **** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee **** jerk.
  • Tourettes is no *** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ****** school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become **** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no *** cure, and the ***** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse *** side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which *** caused my entire ***** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ***** drug.

I am an active ***** member of a *** tourette syndrome association and *** I am making steps towards ****** eradicating the public ***** view of Tourettes as a **** **** ****** ***** ****** "swearing" disorder, because it is **** much much more.

I am sorry ***** for "hi-jacking" your entry on **** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this **** that really **** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ****** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by **** editing this **** article. Remember, everything ***** here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is **** ***** **** ***** ****** not funny at all.

Thank you *** for your *** time.

Best **** regards,

Phil