Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A *** Polite Note to the ***** Author:[edit | edit source]

I am *** 17 years old and **** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your **** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it **** removed or changed as soon as *** possible.

Let me tell you ****** about ****** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of *** Tourettes sufferers ***** *** **** ************* ****** swear. You can ***** blame television for always focusing on the ***** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of ****** Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ****** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ****** jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ***** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ****** school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become **** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no **** cure, and the **** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse ***** side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ***** caused my entire *** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the *** drug.

I am an active *** member of a **** tourette syndrome association and **** I am making steps towards ***** eradicating the public **** view of Tourettes as a **** **** **** ***** ****** "swearing" disorder, because it is **** much much more.

I am sorry ****** for "hi-jacking" your entry on **** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ****** that really *** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all *** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ***** editing this **** article. Remember, everything ************* here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ****** *** ***** **** *** not funny at all.

Thank you ***** for your **** time.

Best *** regards,

Phil