Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2

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A **** Polite Note to the **** Author:[edit]

I am *** 17 years old and *** have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ****** article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it ****** removed or changed as soon as **** possible.

Let me tell you *** about **** Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of **** Tourettes sufferers ***** **** *** *** ***** swear. You can ***** blame television for always focusing on the **** bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of *** Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or **** "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee *** jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ***** laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ***** school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become **** depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no **** cure, and the **** drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse **** side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which **** caused my entire ***** body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the **** drug.

I am an active **** member of a ***** tourette syndrome association and **** I am making steps towards *** eradicating the public *** view of Tourettes as a ****** ***** **** ***** *** "swearing" disorder, because it is *** much much more.

I am sorry ***** for "hi-jacking" your entry on **** uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this **** that really ***** annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ***** tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by **** editing this **** article. Remember, everything *** here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is *** **** *** *** ***** not funny at all.

Thank you **** for your ************* time.

Best ***** regards,

Phil