User:Gale5050

This user, Gale5050, is a genuine Puppet Master.
This person has done (assumedly) bad things to Uncyclopedia
under 3 - 3000 pseudonyms, as referenced here.

	All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
	This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
	Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, but such a menial task is currently outside their job description.

This user has been blocked. Additionally, his talk page editing privileges have been revoked.

This is because of egregious or repeated violations of Uncyclopedia's policies.

Eh. Cassandra (talk) 11:04, 7 May 2021 (UTC)

Gale5050's previous user page

⏲️	This user's timezone is UTC-4 (EDT). His time is currently 16:53. If you can't find him right now, it's probably midnight his time and/or he's not banned right now. Assuming he has a normal sleep schedule (fat chance), he should be active right now. (Purge)

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

es-0.5

This user annoys people with his little to no knowledge of Español.

5000++

This user has over 5000+ edits.